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Speaker 2: American Pizza Kitchen. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 3: And now it's time for Basis Week Day a day
Speaker 3: featuring veteran news anchor Katie Fontweets. Here are the important
Speaker 3: stories he's currently tracking from around the world. Measles up
Speaker 3: to two twenty three now number keeps growing.
Speaker 1: How many deaths have we had?
Speaker 3: Two? One was a kid, One was a person actually
Speaker 3: ended up being in New Mexico, on the eastern part
Speaker 3: of New Mexico around the border.
Speaker 1: So I was just going in there.
Speaker 3: Five year anniversary of COVID being declared a global pandemic
Speaker 3: up to two twenty three, the numbers increasing by the day.
Speaker 1: So he just spiked his phone.
Speaker 4: You can't hear that if you're driving around listening, but
Speaker 4: KT emphatically spiked.
Speaker 3: I think they heard it. Pandemic Turner, they heard it.
Speaker 3: So you know, watch out for the mees. You your
Speaker 3: Broni's man. The Rangers are in the news and TMZ
Speaker 3: has picked up this story. It's it's it's become quite
Speaker 3: a big thing. MLB and New Era put out these
Speaker 3: these new hats and the logos are stupid. Uh, They're
Speaker 3: very dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree what New Era.
Speaker 3: Is going with. They had this concept. So it's got
Speaker 3: the team logo, like of the name. Look some teams
Speaker 3: for US, it's Texas. But for instance the Mariners, is
Speaker 3: are the Brewers. You know, it's their team name. But
Speaker 3: on the Rangers it says Texas across and then over
Speaker 3: that and a little more bold stitch is your traditional logo. Again,
Speaker 3: I'll use the Brewers as an example. It's the the
Speaker 3: baseball and the glove. You know, if it's a LA,
Speaker 3: clearly LA. Well for the Rangers it is the tea,
Speaker 3: so it's Texas. But in the middle of it on
Speaker 3: the hat. The tea is kind of covering up the
Speaker 3: X even though the X is on there. And if
Speaker 3: you just read it, it would say something that I believe.
Speaker 3: I've done the research on this. We can't say it
Speaker 3: on the air.
Speaker 4: We can because we're in English speaking language. Now I'm
Speaker 4: saying that with confidence. I have no idea because they
Speaker 4: dropped me when I said it. Well, you said it, no, yeah,
Speaker 4: but you didn't know I'm talking about you said.
Speaker 1: You said it. You're trying to say it in Spanish.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can say if you can't say
Speaker 3: in English, you can't just say it in Spanish exactly.
Speaker 4: You're saying an English word, you're not. You're not saying
Speaker 4: the Spanish. Like when I'm in the Great Britain, I
Speaker 4: talk about their cigarettes, I'll use the F word there,
Speaker 4: but I won't use it here because we speak a
Speaker 4: different kind of English here.
Speaker 2: So if you're saying if you were on Hispanic radio,
Speaker 2: you could say it now, you can't sell right.
Speaker 1: You can say it on English speaking radio now, but
Speaker 1: you wisely didn't just say it. And we're not in
Speaker 1: Great Britain.
Speaker 2: And I would advise no one to say it. I
Speaker 2: would advise everyone to not say it.
Speaker 3: For our American audience though, Spell it T E and
Speaker 3: then it's a T that'sing the x's, so that is uh.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of words for boobs, boobs, juggies, warlords, warlords, knockers, knockers, hooters,
Speaker 5: but the one that I've always thought we should be
Speaker 5: able to say, you know, but we're not for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: It's a strange one. But the rules are rules. Didn't
Speaker 3: have a book that we're all given or do our training.
Speaker 1: But you can say too heart ease, teats.
Speaker 3: Oh T. Yeah, you can say teats, but you can't
Speaker 3: say the other one.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that's what that was in Spanish. I
Speaker 6: saw this last night on Twitter and I was like, well,
Speaker 6: that's close to the T word. I guess that's why
Speaker 6: people are freaking out.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know either.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I was specifically searching for that Latin that
Speaker 2: word and I couldn't and it popped up.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to look at a hat,
Speaker 1: so I didn't, you know. I read.
Speaker 3: I read the story and then I went and showed
Speaker 3: it to my wife to say like, I was like,
Speaker 3: do you know what this is? I showed her the
Speaker 3: hat and she goes, oh my god. I started laughing.
Speaker 3: She's like, because she knew you wasn't offended.
Speaker 1: No, I should have offended.
Speaker 3: But she was like, what are they doing? I was like, well,
Speaker 3: this is why this is a story. So you know
Speaker 3: they're calling it Spanish slang vulgarity, although I would call
Speaker 3: it in locker room talk. For me, those are.
Speaker 1: Great word to use. Spend a lot of time in
Speaker 1: locker rooms.
Speaker 3: In fact, come out to the parade on Saturday, you know,
Speaker 3: Saint Patricks Day parade, and I'll tell that word to
Speaker 3: your face a lot.
Speaker 1: I love that word. It's one of my favorite words.
Speaker 3: And we can't say it.
Speaker 4: Yes, he spends a lot of time in Latin American
Speaker 4: locker rooms.
Speaker 3: I do. I've never heard say it like Rugie's little brother. Hey,
Speaker 3: I've never seen I didn't say which one. I didn't
Speaker 3: say which one of Rugy's little brothers. He has a
Speaker 3: lot of them, he really does. Their old name is Rookie.
Speaker 1: But I like that.
Speaker 3: Evan Grant, you know a guy who's been you know,
Speaker 3: he's been on the beat for many years. I like
Speaker 3: that he has to seriously. I assume go to his
Speaker 3: office the Dallas Morning News. I assume he's out of
Speaker 3: cubicle and he has the type in the ranger's case
Speaker 3: the tea set in the middle of Texas to block
Speaker 3: out the X and create an inadvertent visual of a
Speaker 3: Spanish slang vulgarity for women's breasts.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see what the astros ended up? That
Speaker 1: was my favorite? Tell a dash hose the ass. Wow,
Speaker 1: I can get behind that.
Speaker 3: The angels, did you see them?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: I like, let's see the diamondbacks I believe are Arianna.
Speaker 2: You know this is there's just no hat originality, and
Speaker 2: they're trying to sell hats to people who already have
Speaker 2: every hat. Like, how can we do it different? Well,
Speaker 2: I'll start a company that has them upside down. You're
Speaker 2: a billionaire. Now, no one ever thought about having the
Speaker 2: same hat. But I have the lettering upside down. I'll
Speaker 2: just put an extra letter right in the middle. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I have every hat. I have to have
Speaker 2: that hat.
Speaker 3: This does like the hat version of extra extreme chili
Speaker 3: lime hot fries. Yeah, just taking it to the next level.
Speaker 3: What are you doing now, bacon bit burger pringles or something.
Speaker 6: Have everything, bagel pringles that are not great. By the ways, Yes, do.
Speaker 2: You guys think a better name for cheeseburger would have
Speaker 2: been chugger.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: I've never spent a single second of time thinking about
Speaker 4: it until now, and that now it's all I can
Speaker 4: think about.
Speaker 2: I watched a movie last night, or a series that
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen a long time.
Speaker 1: It's called The Black Bird.
Speaker 4: Is that the one where I don't tell me Nicole
Speaker 4: kidman's carrying around a bird in a in a cage.
Speaker 1: No, like the kids are blind. This is.
Speaker 2: This is a guy and this is really good acting.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's a true story. It's a guy
Speaker 2: who goes to prison. He had been it's dark, you
Speaker 2: know obviously he had been murdering small girls. And why
Speaker 2: were you watching this? Because one guy was sent to prison.
Speaker 2: And if you could get him to elicit it, if
Speaker 2: he could elicit a confession of the guy or find
Speaker 2: out where the bodies are buried, he could get out.
Speaker 1: Of jail free.
Speaker 2: And so he had a limited amount of time to
Speaker 2: go get fined out. He had to befriend the guy
Speaker 2: in prison, get all this information out of him before
Speaker 2: he got killed. In the prison, and Rayleota, who's in
Speaker 2: the movie, was having a stroke, and in the middle
Speaker 2: of the stroke, he was at a restaurant and he says,
Speaker 2: I'd like a turger, an an appa and a coffee offie.
Speaker 2: He couldn't, you know, alpack because he was having a stroke,
Speaker 2: so he couldn't fixures. So instead of saying a cup
Speaker 2: of coffee, it was like an off a coppe eye,
Speaker 2: And he said a turgger, And I was like, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, why didn't we call it that to begin with?
Speaker 2: And I totally dismissed the Great Raleiota's acting performance because
Speaker 2: I got caught up on tuger would have been way
Speaker 2: better than cheeseburger.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you you will not like what it says
Speaker 4: about tuger on Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2: No, no, really, dude, should I not have said it
Speaker 2: unless it was in Spanish?
Speaker 1: Dump him three times? Yeah, okay, Here we go.
Speaker 3: Suger a burger made with an equal mixture of ground
Speaker 3: chicken and ground beef.
Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't want raw chicken mix it into my burger. Sorry,
Speaker 3: here's the alternate. Here we go, one of the many.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: A guy.
Speaker 1: I can tell by the way he's saying it.
Speaker 3: Who's a fat f who goes around shaking his massive
Speaker 3: sweaty ranger hat as he causes an earthquake in the ground.
Speaker 1: Okay, that visual what someone says, Tugger, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna think of, dude.
Speaker 4: It does not matter what you come up with, just
Speaker 4: something that's just sort of out of the ordinary, there
Speaker 4: will be something weird and shocking on Urban Dictionary attached
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 3: Reach massive sweaty ranger hats on. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 3: that sjugger. Your guy's an important new Southwest Airlines for
Speaker 3: the first time charging passengers to check bags. This is
Speaker 3: going to be happening soon. They're under some pressure from
Speaker 3: the investment management company. It's called for big changes to
Speaker 3: their business model because look, if you look around, US
Speaker 3: Airlines took in more than five billion dollars in baggage
Speaker 3: fees last year. So Southwest Airlines, who's been missing out
Speaker 3: on all that for all these years? Like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess we got to do that now and then.
Speaker 6: Sucks, didn't they just fire or lay off a bunch
Speaker 6: of people. Yeah, and now they're still doing this too.
Speaker 3: We're seeing companies doing some things now on the On
Speaker 3: the flight back this morning from San Antonio, I flew
Speaker 3: Southwest and I was like number six in line.
Speaker 1: So I was, you know, able to get to the
Speaker 1: very front. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and I sat on
Speaker 1: the front row. We have all the leg room. Uh huh.
Speaker 4: No one sat between me and the other dude. Oh,
Speaker 4: like I wonderful. I couldn't believe. I was like, so
Speaker 4: everyone here is passing the best seat in the plane.
Speaker 1: Okay, weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I got all the leg room and no
Speaker 4: one sitting next to me.
Speaker 6: Were you wearing your bird mask or.
Speaker 4: No Bird of the apocalypse? That's a great I should
Speaker 4: start doing that. No one will sit next to you
Speaker 4: on a plane. Absolutely, that's a great bit.
Speaker 3: This it's a delta. American and United charge thirty five
Speaker 3: dollars for a single bag. Southwest has not announced what
Speaker 3: it will be, so maybe they do like fifteen or something.
Speaker 1: Aren't they And aren't they going to have a signed
Speaker 1: seating too? Yeah? When does that happen?
Speaker 4: I know the bags are coming May twenty eight to
Speaker 4: get it there, doing it right before Memorial Day, which
Speaker 4: is a big travel weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, American airlines. You don't. They don't charge. They don't charge.
Speaker 1: But I have a credit card.
Speaker 4: If you have American Express, yeah, then your bags are covered.
Speaker 1: If it's American Still while you're crapping a backpacks, what
Speaker 1: I do? Yep?
Speaker 4: And then about it and then you immediately get to
Speaker 4: the hotel and you call down and you ask them
Speaker 4: if to have an ironing board.
Speaker 1: Good job, Kevin.
Speaker 3: You guys righty for a brand new segment premiere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's called it's called Wasted Day.
Speaker 1: Trust me, all right, We'll trust you. That's coming up next.