Speaker 1: We're supposed to play that at the beginning of the show,
Speaker 1: but Dave got into traffic. Yeah, didn't have enough time
Speaker 1: to load it up, but I couldn't skip it.
Speaker 2: People are like, oh, I could live in this area
Speaker 2: because of traffic. It just sucks. Just take an area
Speaker 2: two days every six months. Take an area though.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, dude, it was like seventy one sucks, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, does Yeah, but if you're in jay Town,
Speaker 1: traffic sucks. If you're in Middletown, traffic sucks. If you're
Speaker 1: on Hirshborn Lane, traffic sucks. Saint Matthew's and middle of
Speaker 1: the day. I always wondered if that name work in
Speaker 1: Saint Matthew's at noon because it is packed a lot
Speaker 1: of blue hair and knuckles. Oh boy, old, Uh there
Speaker 1: you go. Band name, blue hair and hair and knuckle knuckles.
Speaker 2: I like it. Jelly Roll You you like jelly Rolls music? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, I can't say that. I'm real familiar with it.
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll is the big dude with all the tattoos.
Speaker 2: I mean he is big. Let me throw something.
Speaker 1: He actually was in prison for a while. He he
Speaker 1: is country music, right. This is the son of us
Speaker 1: a center turn this another Yeah, this is good. This
Speaker 1: sounds like you know, this is it. He took that
Speaker 1: line from John old Smith.
Speaker 2: What's that I'm running with the bulls?
Speaker 1: No, remember John oh Smith said, we know the offense
Speaker 1: was all about ripping off the rearview mirror. That way
Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour. I thought that was mac Davis.
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll was actually did some prison time and now
Speaker 1: he's won Grammy after Grammy Newcomer of the Year. Now
Speaker 1: he's winning an Album of the Year. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: a great dude. Doesn't look like you're traditional country star.
Speaker 1: He did say he regretted the face tattoos. Yea said
Speaker 1: never would have got these. But Jally Role says the
Speaker 1: Auste wants to have a conversation with the people he
Speaker 1: robbed twenty four years ago.
Speaker 2: I hope they would forgive me quote.
Speaker 1: I really want to have a conversation with them. I've
Speaker 1: thought about reaching out. This has been twenty four years ago,
Speaker 1: and I don't.
Speaker 2: Know that's back when you did time for robbery, that's key.
Speaker 1: Right, that's right. Actually, when you went to jail for
Speaker 1: robbing stuff, did you murder anybody? Now?
Speaker 2: It's just Robbery's I just stole fifty thousand dollars out
Speaker 2: of the liquor store. That's okay.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how that would even start, or
Speaker 1: you know, how I would go about it, because sometimes
Speaker 1: I wonder if they have seen me in passing or
Speaker 1: aware of my success.
Speaker 2: Calmed down, jelly, Yeah, really, I just wondering how cool
Speaker 2: I became.
Speaker 1: Well, also, you know what I'm suing you, I wonder
Speaker 1: if they've even I mean.
Speaker 2: He's trying to get click skip, it's what he's doing.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously dramatically changed. I was fifteen, dude, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I couldn't grow facial hair at all.
Speaker 2: He did adult time for robbery at fifteen.
Speaker 1: I still had a high voice when I did the robbery.
Speaker 1: So I've thought about it a ton, and they definitely
Speaker 1: were on my list. He added that what he would apologize,
Speaker 1: take accountability, ask for forgiveness. I had no business taking
Speaker 1: from anybody jail, he said, just the entitlement that I
Speaker 1: had that the world old be enough that I could
Speaker 1: come take their stuff. It's just what a horrible, horrible
Speaker 1: way to look at life and people, What a horrible
Speaker 1: way to interact with the earth.
Speaker 2: Interact with the earth.
Speaker 1: See here's the problem. Here we go. Good music comes
Speaker 1: from what pain and suffering? Yes, okay, that's why the
Speaker 1: nineties artists were so big. Yes, Jelly Roll wrote good
Speaker 1: music because it was pain and suffering. Now he's getting
Speaker 1: all happy and making amends.
Speaker 2: Songs are gonna suck. You make it, Yes, like Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift's last album.
Speaker 1: Your music is gonna suck, dude, because you're making amends
Speaker 1: and you're getting happy and rich. That's how it goes,
Speaker 1: Joey Roll. I'm not telling you to do drugs again,
Speaker 1: or steal anything we're stealing, get.
Speaker 2: Into prison again.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you want your musical career to continue,
Speaker 1: might want to think about it. Look at Charlie Sheen. Drugs, alcohol, yeah,
Speaker 1: tiger blood, tiger blood success. Everything he did was a success.
Speaker 1: TV movies doesn't matter. Prostitutes got sober.
Speaker 2: Unhappy, no success. I'm kidding. Always stay silver. Some people
Speaker 2: don't know when our sarcasm is just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't either.
Speaker 1: So Dwyke gets me every once in a while, and
Speaker 1: I thought I knew all his tricks.
Speaker 2: It's like, damn does Jackie ever buy anything off Sheen
Speaker 2: yest Becky's bought some stuff.
Speaker 1: I bought a bunch of Christmas decorations off Sheen yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Why because the tablecloth that is forty eight
Speaker 1: dollars at Target is four dollars at Sheen. And I
Speaker 1: understand they are a Chinese run they're trying to run
Speaker 1: our businesses out, but damn it. The sweaters are really
Speaker 1: good and they're twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: It's all been pretty good stuff. Yes, and this is worldwide.
Speaker 2: A student at Bristol in England was shocked to find
Speaker 2: something inside of her clothing packet from Sheen. Od alonzo
Speaker 2: Mastenger had ordered boots for her Halloween costume, but quickly
Speaker 2: canceled her plans. Yeah, when she noticed what a venomous
Speaker 2: scorpion moving under the plastic that old trick. I thought
Speaker 2: it was a toy and then it moves. Said it
Speaker 2: was pretty scary. Yeah. Her roommate happened to be a
Speaker 2: zoology student, so she used top used kitchen tong top
Speaker 2: it to grab the scorpion and stick it in a
Speaker 2: tupperware container. No. Then, an expert from the National Center
Speaker 2: re for Reptile Welfare came and collected it. This Sheen
Speaker 2: says they've conducted an investigation and confirmed all stand up
Speaker 2: procedure followed.
Speaker 1: This is exactly, However, horror film starts like a spider
Speaker 1: catches a ride in the banana hammocks the banana hot
Speaker 1: like box.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: Or these are coconuts, and the spider crawls out.
Speaker 2: Brought the pant leg of an unsuspecting dock worker, and then.
Speaker 1: And the dock worker goes home and then spreads the
Speaker 1: giant spiders everywhere. So scorpions, the rule is the bigger
Speaker 1: the better.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, the.
Speaker 1: Smaller the more dangerous. Really, yes, so if it's a
Speaker 1: gigantic a scorpion, it's probably almost harmless. The venomous venomin
Speaker 1: is not really that bad. The smaller the scorpion is
Speaker 1: you in trouble, Oh boie, you in trouble. Never seen
Speaker 1: a scorpion in person? No, I've been sent in the Southwest,
Speaker 1: but never I saw the scorpion king, which is horny toad.
Speaker 1: You saw a horny toad?
Speaker 2: How do you know? It was across the path? It
Speaker 2: looks like a little reptile, looks like a little trice eratop.
Speaker 2: So it's not a frog. No, it was a horny toad.
Speaker 2: It was a horny toad. Couldn't get him off my shoe.
Speaker 2: I'm in a horney. There are, they're harder to see.
Speaker 2: They're not as many as there used to be. Horny
Speaker 2: is just a weird word to say.
Speaker 1: This is the weird word to say. It's never really appropriate,
Speaker 1: even if you're talking about a frog.
Speaker 2: But horney is kind of like giggly now, where moist
Speaker 2: is like, oh really, horny is giggly and moist is cringey.
Speaker 2: Kind of isn't horny giggly?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: If you're horny and moist, yes, I guess you're got something. No,
Speaker 2: I guess you're right. Horny toad Yep, they are things
Speaker 2: that's in an Elton John song that reference.
Speaker 1: I wonder if horny toad people are like, why did
Speaker 1: they have to steal horny for that? We had horny
Speaker 1: before the horny toad because it has horns on it. Tony,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. But now they think the horny
Speaker 1: toad is horny, not horny.
Speaker 2: Analyzing horny. You know that's a part of an Elton
Speaker 2: John song, don't you know what. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,
Speaker 2: Elton John. It's probably one of those songs, yellow big Road.
Speaker 2: We have the dogs of society. How you can't plant
Speaker 2: me in your penhouse? I'm going back to my plow.
Speaker 2: You know, let's do it. Where's the horny toad? I'll
Speaker 2: show you. So far, so good. You recognize all the words. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the boy's too young to be singing the blues. Where's
Speaker 2: the horny toad? It's coming, there's four plate tony. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't usually need that. Just ask Elton.
Speaker 2: Here you go. Yeah, where the dogs of society? Howl?
Speaker 2: You can't plant me in your penthouse. I'm going back
Speaker 2: to my plow. Okay, here we go, hornyback toad, back
Speaker 2: to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the
Speaker 2: hornyback toad. Honey, hornyback toad? To there you go, hornyback toad.
Speaker 2: How did you know that obscure lyric? Because I never
Speaker 2: knew what it was. You just kind of sing along
Speaker 2: and go on the on bad and I looked it up.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, never were to come up with hunting
Speaker 2: the hornyback toad? What's the Mellencamp lyric with small town
Speaker 2: in a small town, what does he say there? I
Speaker 2: have no idea. And that's the point. Yeah, he used
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: He would do the Bruce Springsteen slash, you know, Bob
Speaker 1: Elton whatever, scatting thing, Elton scatting things. Just like I
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell he's saying, Bob Elton scat
Speaker 1: you know Springsteen can do that?
Speaker 2: Oh the hell's he's saying. I look up the lyrics now,
Speaker 2: so far, so good.
Speaker 1: He lived in this small town. Have you seen the
Speaker 1: pictures that he was at some festival the other day downtown?
Speaker 1: Where's in blue and he's from uh Seymour Symour and
Speaker 1: uh he's just sitting there smoking a cigarette in middle
Speaker 1: of the street and like no one knows who is Ye,
Speaker 1: no one knows who he is. He's standing there with
Speaker 1: his wife like everybody's like tune tea. Yeah, I wore
Speaker 1: this album out. Oh man, that's a good album. Really
Speaker 1: is Scarecrow? Right? I love that album, dude, I had
Speaker 1: it on cassette.
Speaker 2: Tots of Fear of Jesus. That's small town now, they're
Speaker 2: boring romantic, that's me seen it all. Where are the
Speaker 2: lyrics that you can't have had? Myself a ball. Okay,
Speaker 2: what what lyrics? Don't you know? Was that it there?
Speaker 2: It married an La dog and brought it to this Yes, yes, one. No,
Speaker 2: you're confused, so I'm rried in La Dollon brought it
Speaker 2: to this small town. That was Yes, that's the one. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's it. A small town.
Speaker 1: Alzheimer's can affect them in their fifties. Two, buddy, what
Speaker 1: nothing are you prepared for this winter?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: I got flannel on.
Speaker 1: Al A Nina. It's gonna be moisture, al A Nina. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready. I mean, Alina means
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a ton of snow all the time.
Speaker 1: I saw the maps. Maps don't look good for Kentucky.
Speaker 1: It's coming up. The lyrics I'm talking about, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: The word obsession mean anything to you?
Speaker 2: Now? This just follow through. It's a fine line. Oh
Speaker 2: is it really? Yeah? My bad? Here we go, it's
Speaker 2: got nothing. Don't here here we go. Don't put this
Speaker 2: brake on the podcast? Got nothing against a big town.
Speaker 2: And the next one tell me what it is? All right?
Speaker 2: Next line?
Speaker 1: Still hatied enough to know what's at once going on
Speaker 1: in a big town. Oh, Okay, still hate seed enough,
Speaker 1: So what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Never mind? Still hated enough to say lookers in the
Speaker 2: big town. Yes, always just sounded like he's saying, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to get big town. No.
Speaker 1: No, still hate how many records I sell? Enough would
Speaker 1: be small town with a giant head. He does have
Speaker 1: a giant head, giant forehead. If you can put both
Speaker 1: of us on Easter Island, yeah, say fine, Dave and John.
Speaker 1: Hell no, I think that one moved. I just thought
Speaker 1: it was funny. He was standing there in the middle of the
Speaker 1: street with a cigarette.
Speaker 2: I know. You know.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's like just hanging you know, my homies,
Speaker 1: uh smoking a cigarettes like in the windows I made.
Speaker 2: I made the Easter Island statue, my profile pick on
Speaker 2: our on our email. How could it not?
Speaker 1: I know, I could it not be La Nina? But
Speaker 1: so you were a La Nina. Sorry, Ala Nina is
Speaker 1: the winner that's coming. I'm just telling you this because
Speaker 1: you need to load up on that salt, those big
Speaker 1: bags of salt. Why because you don't want to slip
Speaker 1: on the ice on your driveway sidewalk.
Speaker 2: I'm not a deer, I know, but what deer lick salt.
Speaker 2: They do. Yes, they do have a salt block in
Speaker 2: our backyard. Are you sure? Yes, I do. I put
Speaker 2: it there. You're sure they lick salt? Yes. Uh.
Speaker 1: Because you don't want to slip and fall, dude. You
Speaker 1: and Becky look, Jackie and I were getting elderly. You
Speaker 1: don't want to slip and fall because you know what
Speaker 1: happens when you break a hip. You're done, You're over.
Speaker 1: It's the beginning of the end. The expiration date starts right,
Speaker 1: it starts clicking. There, no further break a hip. Yep,
Speaker 1: start the clock, start the clock right. Get your affairs
Speaker 1: in order. We got the bill for the heart procedure
Speaker 1: last Monday, ten minutes ago, one hundred and ten thousand.
Speaker 2: It's up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, forty five minutes of work. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll be glad worthy, glad to pay whatever.
Speaker 1: Dude still alive, worth every cent.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Anina is like if she's cooking.
Speaker 2: Al Anina, it's not la Nina. It's all a Nina.
Speaker 2: Why is it l Nina? Why is it at el nino? Man?
Speaker 2: Don't ask me as the Spanish dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay with this, Like see todd Hester at Bargain
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Speaker 1: They have so many appliances, it's crazy from ge down.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They have the scratching dent, which I purchased so many
Speaker 1: scratching dent. I bought a refrigerator with the scratch on
Speaker 1: the side. When you put the refrigerator in the kitchen,
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Speaker 1: was like duh, and I save a couple one hundred
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Speaker 1: The last dishwasher I bought from Bargain Supply. The last
Speaker 1: the dishwasher before that, I bought from the big box store.
Speaker 2: With the orange lit little things. Yeah, and he sold
Speaker 2: me what they call a handicapped dishwasher. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: you can say that. I think hit handy capable dishwasher.
Speaker 2: It's rense cycle challenge, so it's smaller. So it was smaller.
Speaker 1: So when they when Bargains Supplies showed up to put
Speaker 1: the new dishwasher in, he pulls it out and he goes, dude,
Speaker 1: you know you bought a handy capable dishwasher.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what's that mean? He goes, this
Speaker 2: is smaller.
Speaker 1: It's like they sold you a smaller dishwasher, probably for
Speaker 1: the same price, and said, yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Did well, then charged your restocking fe to send it back.
Speaker 1: Well, I we'll tell you this. Barket Supply did say this.
Speaker 1: They were like, why are you getting stainless steel for dishwasher?
Speaker 1: He goes, they don't last long enough for stainless steel
Speaker 1: to come into.
Speaker 2: Play because it matches everything else. No, I'm the inside.
Speaker 2: I know, oh the inside. I don't worry inside.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about its plastic. By the one with plastic inside,
Speaker 1: stainless steel is stupid. Doesn't last that long.
Speaker 2: Stainless steel.
Speaker 1: Yes, if it's a twenty year dishwasher, not gonna last
Speaker 1: that long, So get the plastic one. So he saved
Speaker 1: be hundreds of dollars and that thing is still working.
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Speaker 2: Chance it's a birthday boy who was on this show.
Speaker 2: I don't know who this is. See if the voice
Speaker 2: sounds familiar, it's not him, though, he's the guitar player.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, dude, Espandau ballet. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Gary kemp is sixty five sweet cool? You get a
Speaker 2: solo alb Matt. I try to black out some of
Speaker 2: those interviews that we do. I can't stop writing songs
Speaker 2: when we do our tonements. Here here comes the money,
Speaker 2: gold come on. Sounds like a late night TV show.
Speaker 2: Band go.
Speaker 1: Uh. When we make it toonements, I will tell Dwios
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for poop pooing all your stupid little band interviews.
Speaker 1: Some of them turn out pretty well, some of them. Yes,
Speaker 1: Gary placed the bottle eighth time, six times. All right,
Speaker 1: we talked about the Kellogg's fruit loops and all that
Speaker 1: we did. Yes, we talked about how Kellogg's fruit loops
Speaker 1: they make. They promised to get rid of all the dies,
Speaker 1: all chemicals, chemicals out of the stuff. Right, Well, they
Speaker 1: promised to do it. Didn't do it in America, but
Speaker 1: did it everywhere else, like in Canada. Here's the SoundBite
Speaker 1: from ABC News.
Speaker 3: Well protested outside the Michigan headquarters of Kellogg, demanding the
Speaker 3: company remove artificial dyes from cereals in the US. Kellogg
Speaker 3: announced nearly a decade ago that it would remove artificial
Speaker 3: colors and ingredients. The company did that in other countries.
Speaker 3: Fruit loops in Canada are colored with concentrated carrot juice,
Speaker 3: watermelon juice, and blueberry juice, but in the US fruit
Speaker 3: loops still contain artificial colors. Studies have claimed those dyes
Speaker 3: could cause behavioral problems in some children.
Speaker 2: What could cause behavioral children? Behavioral problems in some children?
Speaker 2: Could and some Do we have physiological proof? Do we
Speaker 2: have medical studies? I don't know these things. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you want to eat dyes or do you want
Speaker 2: to eat watermelon juice? I'd rather watermelon?
Speaker 1: Sure, No, that's not the point. The point is we
Speaker 1: don't know what that stuff is or what it does.
Speaker 1: And we know we've proven some of those yellow. They've
Speaker 1: outlawed several of those colors, right, the yellow dye number
Speaker 1: nine or whatever? Dell the damn thing is? I think
Speaker 1: white has been outlawed.
Speaker 2: Oh why would you sell Canada? This is made with
Speaker 2: blueberry juice, watermelo juice, strawberry juice. Sounds like it'll taste better.
Speaker 1: Sounds delicious. Why I'm buying that fruit loops? So they're
Speaker 1: protesting up there.
Speaker 2: So they're protesting in Michigan going, hey, dude, treaties like Canadians.
Speaker 2: I'm not in law enforcement, but I would head up
Speaker 2: there because you have hundreds of serial killers all in
Speaker 2: one place. Damn it. I don't want to like it.
Speaker 2: I want to make fun of it, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to like it. But you can't. Can I can't.
Speaker 2: There's take a dollar out. Thanks. Here's some more from
Speaker 2: Rhianna and Alley.
Speaker 3: California just last month ban the dice from food served
Speaker 3: in public schools. In response to the protest in Michigan.
Speaker 3: Kellogg insisted its products are safe, saying its ingredients meat
Speaker 3: federal standards. The FDA has said most kids have no
Speaker 3: adverse effects from color additives, but critics argue the FDA
Speaker 3: developed its standards without assessing possible neurological effects.
Speaker 1: The FDA trust the FDA, Yeah, emphasis on f not
Speaker 1: in correct. Take another fifty cents out.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: You are paying your car payment this. If you had one,
Speaker 1: I don't have one. If you had one, you would
Speaker 1: have That's true. Rhianna and Ali, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for that news. I it's crazy, like like the Fleetwood
Speaker 1: Mac song. Absolutely. Oh, that's a Celtic. It's a Rhiannon
Speaker 1: is An. Actually it's a Celtic Witch.
Speaker 2: I guess all right, I bet you, dick critic Witch.
Speaker 2: Her parents are big Fleetwood Mac fans, you would think.
Speaker 1: And Rhianna in the live version from seventy six when
Speaker 1: she's like twenty eight years old, that's about as good
Speaker 1: a live video as ever seen in my life. Look
Speaker 1: it up on YouTube. It's a live version of Rhiannon
Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac. She's in all those flowing rows and she's
Speaker 1: doing her arms out like this. It's funny watching her
Speaker 1: now in her seventies. She has like a lazy Susan
Speaker 1: to help her spin.
Speaker 2: Uh. She's also kind of angry. You ever seen her
Speaker 2: see interviews? She just has no time for anything because
Speaker 2: on South Park they portray her as a goat. Thank you,
Speaker 2: miss Nicks. Yeah. And then what was that TV show
Speaker 2: we watched?
Speaker 1: There's something sixpence and the six sixpence none the richer,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, sixpence is a band. But we watched
Speaker 1: something in the six oh somebody in the sixth Yes,
Speaker 1: I turned you on too that we haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: Oh you portray her we're in We're in horror. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got phase now Halloween time.
Speaker 2: This is sixpence none of the yep and then whatever
Speaker 2: the sweet song. It really is.
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Speaker 2: There's another sixpence none the richer song. This will sound
Speaker 2: familiar to you because of the movie It was in.
Speaker 2: Oh and it's not in our system. There you go,
Speaker 2: never mind, it's there, she goes. It was in So
Speaker 2: I Married an Axe Murderer. I love that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: I could watch it this afternoon. Okay, not technically a
Speaker 1: horror film, but it could fit into the Hollywood way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good way. It is a murder mystery, after all.
Speaker 2: I watched hand Punts.
Speaker 1: I watched that series from a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: on Netflix, where it's from nineteen seven nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 2: U Fear, Fear Street or Fear. Oh we watched that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Well, Jackie's out of town and I watched one of
Speaker 1: them and I kind of got scared. It was like midnight.
Speaker 1: The whole house is dark. Do't check the doors. I
Speaker 1: gotta go to change the channel. Getting a little scared here.
Speaker 1: It's a dark house. It is a dark house. And
Speaker 1: when you have four cats they're always banging into stuff
Speaker 1: and everything, You're like, what was that?
Speaker 2: It's a squatch? What was that?
Speaker 1: Now we're speaking of these dyes and stuff. I just
Speaker 1: I don't understand how the FDA is, Like, eah, I
Speaker 1: know it's banned in China and Canada, it's okay for us.
Speaker 2: So China cares more about their citizens. I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2: China has there are lists.
Speaker 1: There are like five hundred products that are banned in
Speaker 1: China that are okay for sale in America.
Speaker 2: That's why they don't. They don't have kids, because they're
Speaker 2: afraid of the die crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy what they're allowing to do to this this country.
Speaker 1: There are no skinny people left.
Speaker 2: No blame the dice. I want to be the last one.
Speaker 2: It would be a less skinny person. I'm surprised you're
Speaker 2: not still bringing in donuts. I'm not. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to bring the donuts in anymore. Well, because you don't
Speaker 2: have to eat one first of all, but then you're fat,
Speaker 2: and the rest of us then you look skin see
Speaker 2: see this goes.
Speaker 1: I bring donuts for the staff every Friday for six years.
Speaker 1: Right now that I've decided not to, I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 1: Minus there. I'm glad you're seeing it. Mah, mineus the
Speaker 1: fact that I brought donuts for the staff every Friday
Speaker 1: for six years now because I'm not bringing it because
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 2: To contribute to the hardening of their arteries. That I'm
Speaker 2: the bad guy. You used to do this to fatten
Speaker 2: up the rest of us so you would look better.
Speaker 2: That's not true. And now look at you smiling.
Speaker 3: It's not true.
Speaker 2: Look at you to sabitize your diets. Yeah no, it's
Speaker 2: not like I did it to make you happy. Give give,
Speaker 2: give right. I would die. I was diagnosed with a
Speaker 2: rare heart disease called care.
Speaker 1: I care too much. My heart couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: Pitter pitter, patter patter just almost conked out on me.
Speaker 1: You care too much, Tony. No, just need to stop
Speaker 1: carrying so much. You're not getting your stupid donuts anymore.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll bring it in you know what, You're right,
Speaker 1: I'll bring them in Friday. Okay, you help kill all
Speaker 1: of you. I hope you're happy. It's my fault then,
Speaker 1: because I convinced you. You're blaming me for bringing donuts
Speaker 1: to the staff for six years straight and now I'm
Speaker 1: a jerk face.
Speaker 2: Did you see everybody's face on Friday? They're like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean? There's no donut? I now it's like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Dear Squatchy, little parenting help here for Jim.
Speaker 2: Jim writes in Dear Squatchy, Hi Jim, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: My son stinks and I need help. Oh man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: For the past month, he's refused to take a shower,
Speaker 2: and he's calling it art. No shower October or something.
Speaker 2: In one of his classes, a teacher defined art as
Speaker 2: something that gets attention and starts a discussion, So he
Speaker 2: started an artistic journey that he's calling stinky Boy. His
Speaker 2: plan is to continue going showerless through Christmas. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I fail to see the artistic creativity that goes along
Speaker 2: with not washing, and he's literally stinking up the entire
Speaker 2: house's I can't imagine what it's like on that school bus.
Speaker 2: I've tried talking sension to him, but he's dug in.
Speaker 2: Any help would be greatly appreciated by everyone who has
Speaker 2: to be near him.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is a hilarious b I commend him, stinky boy,
Speaker 1: mister stinky for saying, you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 1: do a school project. Oh fantastic, what is it? I
Speaker 1: think this is groundbreaking and new, Like, when's the last
Speaker 1: time any kid was that creative? Good job, buddy.
Speaker 2: Now he's turning laziness into art. Yeah, smart boy? And
Speaker 2: is he documenting this? I guess so. I guess you
Speaker 2: could test how stinky you are? Right, I bet you can,
Speaker 2: But there's smell meter. Move a foot closer, you know,
Speaker 2: I can't smell me at the foot closer.
Speaker 1: See, the hair would be a dead given grease, right,
Speaker 1: Depending on how short or long his hair is, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess it's long but stinky. And he's not alone.
Speaker 1: There are people that aren't doing a science project. They're
Speaker 1: just doing it because they're stinky.
Speaker 2: They're Hollywood people, and they talk about it washes all
Speaker 2: the essential oils off your body.
Speaker 1: I've always asked, because that was the rumor about Jim Morrison.
Speaker 1: They're like the guy wore the same leather pants for
Speaker 1: four hundred days in a row and he never bathed.
Speaker 1: And I said, I wonder is because we all thought
Speaker 1: he was the coolest person on planet Earth in the eighties, right.
Speaker 1: We all bought his Doors music and we wrote the
Speaker 1: you know, we read the book.
Speaker 2: I didn't. You didn't read the book about it Jim Morrison,
Speaker 2: and I thought he was a knob.
Speaker 1: Will portrayed him as the coolest person ever, and it
Speaker 1: was just like, you know, but then you get older
Speaker 1: and you realize what a douche, what a just a
Speaker 1: jerk face?
Speaker 2: Just why did you have to do that to all
Speaker 2: these people? It's art, it's you don't understand, Yeah, understand, right?
Speaker 1: And his father is a hero, by the way, rear
Speaker 1: admiral and the Navy, and he just had to rebel.
Speaker 2: I hope Stinky Boy stays clear of lots of Pasta's
Speaker 2: coffee shop. I do too, because it's quaint, it's cozy,
Speaker 2: It's like a European cafe. You can sit outside when
Speaker 2: it's warm enough.
Speaker 1: Well, here's his problem. If he eats lots of pasta,
Speaker 1: he won't stink as bad. Oh, that is true, because
Speaker 1: when you eat bad, it comes through your pores.
Speaker 2: It cleans it from the inside, from the inside, mister
Speaker 2: karate man. Right, karate man, bleed from the inside. Right,
Speaker 2: look it up. Lots of pasta. Thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road,
Speaker 2: in the heart of Saint Matthew's. This is I was waiting.
Speaker 2: I went there the other day.
Speaker 1: I said, walked because I was trying to follow follow
Speaker 1: the doctor's orders, do exercise, but not too much. So
Speaker 1: I said I'll walk there. Didn't pick me up and
Speaker 1: then uber back. No, I told Jagget to pick me up. Oh,
Speaker 1: because she was out with my daughter and all that.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I got my food, got a
Speaker 1: little piece of a sandwich and I sat outside. It
Speaker 1: was like sixty five deg that's perfect. Oh, sitting outside
Speaker 1: of the cafe. Kind of sandwiches.
Speaker 2: You get what you get. No comment, because I'm not
Speaker 2: supposed to eat it anymore. Oh, do as I say,
Speaker 2: not as I do. It was a little diet, tiny goose.
Speaker 2: It was a tiny piece what was it Meah, you
Speaker 2: got the meatball with the melts of cheese piece a
Speaker 2: little piece. You can get a whole bag of meatballs there.
Speaker 2: I know. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta Louisville dot com.
Speaker 2: But the food is clean. It's made there, Yes it is.
Speaker 2: When you buy the bread there, there is a sticker
Speaker 2: on top. There are four ingredients to the bread. They
Speaker 2: make the po that's a homemade pasta right there in
Speaker 2: Saint Matthew.
Speaker 1: To make it there, and if they don't, they have
Speaker 1: go to the back and to the right you will
Speaker 1: find all the Italian imported pastas. Yes, it's a little
Speaker 1: more expensive, but not these days because Kroger is so
Speaker 1: expensive that this pasta. You eat as much pasta as
Speaker 1: you want from this stuff. You will never feel bloated
Speaker 1: in no gut bomb. You know why because it's from Italy,
Speaker 1: and everything from Italy is better.
Speaker 2: It is so. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta Louisville
Speaker 2: dot com. Check it out. It's a deli, it's a
Speaker 2: grocery store, it's a coffee shop. Go check them out.
Speaker 2: Thirty seven to seventeen likes Inch Road and a hardes
Speaker 2: ste I've been a great day for homemade soup, three
Speaker 2: different kinds of homemade soups. Right there at the Delhi
Speaker 2: County we have I have.
Speaker 1: Two containers of chicken, lots of Pasta's chicken noodle at
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 2: Get the Italian wedding. It's got big, big meatballs, big
Speaker 2: those little squirrel ball things, big meatballs. Back after this
Speaker 2: on news radio eight forty whas