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<v Speaker 1>We're supposed to play that at the beginning of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>but Dave got into traffic. Yeah, didn't have enough time

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<v Speaker 1>to load it up, but I couldn't skip it.

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<v Speaker 2>People are like, oh, I could live in this area

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<v Speaker 2>because of traffic. It just sucks. Just take an area

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<v Speaker 2>two days every six months. Take an area though.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, dude, it was like seventy one sucks, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, does Yeah, but if you're in jay Town,

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<v Speaker 1>traffic sucks. If you're in Middletown, traffic sucks. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>on Hirshborn Lane, traffic sucks. Saint Matthew's and middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the day. I always wondered if that name work in

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<v Speaker 1>Saint Matthew's at noon because it is packed a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of blue hair and knuckles. Oh boy, old, Uh there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Band name, blue hair and hair and knuckle knuckles.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. Jelly Roll You you like jelly Rolls music? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I can't say that. I'm real familiar with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Jelly Roll is the big dude with all the tattoos.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he is big. Let me throw something.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually was in prison for a while. He he

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<v Speaker 1>is country music, right. This is the son of us

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<v Speaker 1>a center turn this another Yeah, this is good. This

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you know, this is it. He took that

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<v Speaker 1>line from John old Smith.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that I'm running with the bulls?

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<v Speaker 1>No, remember John oh Smith said, we know the offense

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<v Speaker 1>was all about ripping off the rearview mirror. That way

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred miles an hour. I thought that was mac Davis.

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<v Speaker 1>Jelly Roll was actually did some prison time and now

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<v Speaker 1>he's won Grammy after Grammy Newcomer of the Year. Now

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<v Speaker 1>he's winning an Album of the Year. I mean, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a great dude. Doesn't look like you're traditional country star.

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<v Speaker 1>He did say he regretted the face tattoos. Yea said

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<v Speaker 1>never would have got these. But Jally Role says the

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<v Speaker 1>Auste wants to have a conversation with the people he

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<v Speaker 1>robbed twenty four years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope they would forgive me quote.

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to have a conversation with them. I've

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<v Speaker 1>thought about reaching out. This has been twenty four years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know that's back when you did time for robbery, that's key.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's right. Actually, when you went to jail for

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<v Speaker 1>robbing stuff, did you murder anybody? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just Robbery's I just stole fifty thousand dollars out

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<v Speaker 2>of the liquor store. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how that would even start, or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how I would go about it, because sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if they have seen me in passing or

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<v Speaker 1>aware of my success.

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<v Speaker 2>Calmed down, jelly, Yeah, really, I just wondering how cool

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<v Speaker 2>I became.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, also, you know what I'm suing you, I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if they've even I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to get click skip, it's what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obviously dramatically changed. I was fifteen, dude, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. I couldn't grow facial hair at all.

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<v Speaker 2>He did adult time for robbery at fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I still had a high voice when I did the robbery.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've thought about it a ton, and they definitely

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<v Speaker 1>were on my list. He added that what he would apologize,

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<v Speaker 1>take accountability, ask for forgiveness. I had no business taking

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<v Speaker 1>from anybody jail, he said, just the entitlement that I

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<v Speaker 1>had that the world old be enough that I could

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<v Speaker 1>come take their stuff. It's just what a horrible, horrible

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<v Speaker 1>way to look at life and people, What a horrible

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<v Speaker 1>way to interact with the earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Interact with the earth.

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<v Speaker 1>See here's the problem. Here we go. Good music comes

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<v Speaker 1>from what pain and suffering? Yes, okay, that's why the

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<v Speaker 1>nineties artists were so big. Yes, Jelly Roll wrote good

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<v Speaker 1>music because it was pain and suffering. Now he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>all happy and making amends.

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<v Speaker 2>Songs are gonna suck. You make it, Yes, like Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>Swift's last album.

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<v Speaker 1>Your music is gonna suck, dude, because you're making amends

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<v Speaker 1>and you're getting happy and rich. That's how it goes,

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<v Speaker 1>Joey Roll. I'm not telling you to do drugs again,

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<v Speaker 1>or steal anything we're stealing, get.

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<v Speaker 2>Into prison again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, if you want your musical career to continue,

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<v Speaker 1>might want to think about it. Look at Charlie Sheen. Drugs, alcohol, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tiger blood, tiger blood success. Everything he did was a success.

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<v Speaker 1>TV movies doesn't matter. Prostitutes got sober.

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<v Speaker 2>Unhappy, no success. I'm kidding. Always stay silver. Some people

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<v Speaker 2>don't know when our sarcasm is just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I don't either.

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<v Speaker 1>So Dwyke gets me every once in a while, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I knew all his tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, damn does Jackie ever buy anything off Sheen

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<v Speaker 2>yest Becky's bought some stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought a bunch of Christmas decorations off Sheen yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Why because the tablecloth that is forty eight

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<v Speaker 1>dollars at Target is four dollars at Sheen. And I

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<v Speaker 1>understand they are a Chinese run they're trying to run

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<v Speaker 1>our businesses out, but damn it. The sweaters are really

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<v Speaker 1>good and they're twelve dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all been pretty good stuff. Yes, and this is worldwide.

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<v Speaker 2>A student at Bristol in England was shocked to find

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<v Speaker 2>something inside of her clothing packet from Sheen. Od alonzo

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<v Speaker 2>Mastenger had ordered boots for her Halloween costume, but quickly

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<v Speaker 2>canceled her plans. Yeah, when she noticed what a venomous

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<v Speaker 2>scorpion moving under the plastic that old trick. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was a toy and then it moves. Said it

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty scary. Yeah. Her roommate happened to be a

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<v Speaker 2>zoology student, so she used top used kitchen tong top

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<v Speaker 2>it to grab the scorpion and stick it in a

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<v Speaker 2>tupperware container. No. Then, an expert from the National Center

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<v Speaker 2>re for Reptile Welfare came and collected it. This Sheen

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<v Speaker 2>says they've conducted an investigation and confirmed all stand up

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<v Speaker 2>procedure followed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is exactly, However, horror film starts like a spider

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<v Speaker 1>catches a ride in the banana hammocks the banana hot

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<v Speaker 1>like box.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Or these are coconuts, and the spider crawls out.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought the pant leg of an unsuspecting dock worker, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>And the dock worker goes home and then spreads the

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<v Speaker 1>giant spiders everywhere. So scorpions, the rule is the bigger

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<v Speaker 1>the better.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Smaller the more dangerous. Really, yes, so if it's a

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<v Speaker 1>gigantic a scorpion, it's probably almost harmless. The venomous venomin

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<v Speaker 1>is not really that bad. The smaller the scorpion is

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<v Speaker 1>you in trouble, Oh boie, you in trouble. Never seen

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<v Speaker 1>a scorpion in person? No, I've been sent in the Southwest,

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<v Speaker 1>but never I saw the scorpion king, which is horny toad.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw a horny toad?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know? It was across the path? It

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a little reptile, looks like a little trice eratop.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's not a frog. No, it was a horny toad.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a horny toad. Couldn't get him off my shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a horney. There are, they're harder to see.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not as many as there used to be. Horny

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<v Speaker 2>is just a weird word to say.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the weird word to say. It's never really appropriate,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you're talking about a frog.

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<v Speaker 2>But horney is kind of like giggly now, where moist

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<v Speaker 2>is like, oh really, horny is giggly and moist is cringey.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of isn't horny giggly?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're horny and moist, yes, I guess you're got something. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you're right. Horny toad Yep, they are things

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<v Speaker 2>that's in an Elton John song that reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if horny toad people are like, why did

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<v Speaker 1>they have to steal horny for that? We had horny

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<v Speaker 1>before the horny toad because it has horns on it. Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. But now they think the horny

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<v Speaker 1>toad is horny, not horny.

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<v Speaker 2>Analyzing horny. You know that's a part of an Elton

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<v Speaker 2>John song, don't you know what. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,

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<v Speaker 2>Elton John. It's probably one of those songs, yellow big Road.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the dogs of society. How you can't plant

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<v Speaker 2>me in your penhouse? I'm going back to my plow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, let's do it. Where's the horny toad? I'll

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<v Speaker 2>show you. So far, so good. You recognize all the words. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the boy's too young to be singing the blues. Where's

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<v Speaker 2>the horny toad? It's coming, there's four plate tony. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I don't usually need that. Just ask Elton.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you go. Yeah, where the dogs of society? Howl?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't plant me in your penthouse. I'm going back

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<v Speaker 2>to my plow. Okay, here we go, hornyback toad, back

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<v Speaker 2>to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the

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<v Speaker 2>hornyback toad. Honey, hornyback toad? To there you go, hornyback toad.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you know that obscure lyric? Because I never

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<v Speaker 2>knew what it was. You just kind of sing along

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<v Speaker 2>and go on the on bad and I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, wow, never were to come up with hunting

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<v Speaker 2>the hornyback toad? What's the Mellencamp lyric with small town

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<v Speaker 2>in a small town, what does he say there? I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea. And that's the point. Yeah, he used

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>He would do the Bruce Springsteen slash, you know, Bob

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<v Speaker 1>Elton whatever, scatting thing, Elton scatting things. Just like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell he's saying, Bob Elton scat

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<v Speaker 1>you know Springsteen can do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the hell's he's saying. I look up the lyrics now,

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<v Speaker 2>so far, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>He lived in this small town. Have you seen the

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<v Speaker 1>pictures that he was at some festival the other day downtown?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's in blue and he's from uh Seymour Symour and

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<v Speaker 1>uh he's just sitting there smoking a cigarette in middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the street and like no one knows who is Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>no one knows who he is. He's standing there with

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<v Speaker 1>his wife like everybody's like tune tea. Yeah, I wore

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<v Speaker 1>this album out. Oh man, that's a good album. Really

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<v Speaker 1>is Scarecrow? Right? I love that album, dude, I had

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<v Speaker 1>it on cassette.

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<v Speaker 2>Tots of Fear of Jesus. That's small town now, they're

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<v Speaker 2>boring romantic, that's me seen it all. Where are the

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<v Speaker 2>lyrics that you can't have had? Myself a ball. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what what lyrics? Don't you know? Was that it there?

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<v Speaker 2>It married an La dog and brought it to this Yes, yes, one. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're confused, so I'm rried in La Dollon brought it

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<v Speaker 2>to this small town. That was Yes, that's the one. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. A small town.

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<v Speaker 1>Alzheimer's can affect them in their fifties. Two, buddy, what

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<v Speaker 1>nothing are you prepared for this winter?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>I got flannel on.

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<v Speaker 1>Al A Nina. It's gonna be moisture, al A Nina. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm ready. I mean, Alina means

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<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be a ton of snow all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the maps. Maps don't look good for Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming up. The lyrics I'm talking about, Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 1>The word obsession mean anything to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? This just follow through. It's a fine line. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>is it really? Yeah? My bad? Here we go, it's

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<v Speaker 2>And the next one tell me what it is? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Next line?

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<v Speaker 1>Still hatied enough to know what's at once going on

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<v Speaker 1>No, still hate how many records I sell? Enough would

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<v Speaker 1>a giant head, giant forehead. If you can put both

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<v Speaker 1>Hell no, I think that one moved. I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>I know. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>our on our email. How could it not?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I could it not be La Nina? But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a deer, I know, but what deer lick salt.

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<v Speaker 1>start the clock, start the clock right. Get your affairs

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<v Speaker 1>in order. We got the bill for the heart procedure

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<v Speaker 1>last Monday, ten minutes ago, one hundred and ten thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude still alive, worth every cent.

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<v Speaker 1>Bargain Supply. Go see Todd Hester. He's my buddy. He

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<v Speaker 1>for barget Supply for one thousand years. It's proven and

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<v Speaker 1>Nina Winter todd Hester is no, it's all in al

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<v Speaker 2>Al Anina, it's not la Nina. It's all a Nina.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it l Nina? Why is it at el nino? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't ask me as the Spanish dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay with this, Like see todd Hester at Bargain

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<v Speaker 1>Supply East Jefferson Street. They have their own parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>They have so many appliances, it's crazy from ge down.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need an appliance, they have the best price.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus they know what they're talking about. Measure, measure the

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<v Speaker 1>space first before you get down there, and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>They have the scratching dent, which I purchased so many

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<v Speaker 1>scratching dent. I bought a refrigerator with the scratch on

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<v Speaker 1>the side. When you put the refrigerator in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>was like duh, and I save a couple one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>bucks brand new, brand new refrigerator. So check them out.

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<v Speaker 1>The last dishwasher I bought from Bargain Supply. The last

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<v Speaker 2>me what they call a handicapped dishwasher. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>So when they when Bargains Supplies showed up to put

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<v Speaker 1>the new dishwasher in, he pulls it out and he goes, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you bought a handy capable dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what's that mean? He goes, this

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<v Speaker 1>It's like they sold you a smaller dishwasher, probably for

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<v Speaker 2>Did well, then charged your restocking fe to send it back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I we'll tell you this. Barket Supply did say this.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, why are you getting stainless steel for dishwasher?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, they don't last long enough for stainless steel

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<v Speaker 1>to come into.

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<v Speaker 2>Play because it matches everything else. No, I'm the inside.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, oh the inside. I don't worry inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about its plastic. By the one with plastic inside,

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<v Speaker 1>stainless steel is stupid. Doesn't last that long.

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<v Speaker 2>Stainless steel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if it's a twenty year dishwasher, not gonna last

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<v Speaker 1>that long, So get the plastic one. So he saved

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<v Speaker 1>be hundreds of dollars and that thing is still working.

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<v Speaker 2>To this day. So after Edlin hooks you up with

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<v Speaker 2>your rental property, you go to Bargains applying. Get you Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get a com.

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<v Speaker 1>Some appliance is bargains Supply Agains East Jefferson Street. Go

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<v Speaker 1>see Todd History all right, Elan and Edlan go see

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<v Speaker 1>them at edland dot com. They have a sliding scale

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<v Speaker 1>that will show you how much money you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>keep in your pocket. They sell homes for just one

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<v Speaker 1>percent commission rate, no haggling, they just know it's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the rule. That's the contract. One percent commission rate. Call

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<v Speaker 1>him at five nine nine eight hundred, that's five nine

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<v Speaker 1>nine eight hundred or edland dot com. They'll help you

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<v Speaker 1>buy or sell a house. They've been doing it for

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<v Speaker 1>forty six years. Back after this on news radio eight

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<v Speaker 2>Chance it's a birthday boy who was on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who this is. See if the voice

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<v Speaker 2>sounds familiar, it's not him, though, he's the guitar player.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know, dude, Espandau ballet. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Gary kemp is sixty five sweet cool? You get a

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<v Speaker 2>solo alb Matt. I try to black out some of

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<v Speaker 2>those interviews that we do. I can't stop writing songs

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<v Speaker 2>when we do our tonements. Here here comes the money,

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<v Speaker 2>gold come on. Sounds like a late night TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>Band go.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. When we make it toonements, I will tell Dwios

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry for poop pooing all your stupid little band interviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them turn out pretty well, some of them. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Gary placed the bottle eighth time, six times. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about the Kellogg's fruit loops and all that

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<v Speaker 1>we did. Yes, we talked about how Kellogg's fruit loops

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<v Speaker 1>they make. They promised to get rid of all the dies,

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<v Speaker 1>all chemicals, chemicals out of the stuff. Right, Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>promised to do it. Didn't do it in America, but

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<v Speaker 1>did it everywhere else, like in Canada. Here's the SoundBite

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<v Speaker 1>from ABC News.

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<v Speaker 3>Well protested outside the Michigan headquarters of Kellogg, demanding the

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<v Speaker 3>company remove artificial dyes from cereals in the US. Kellogg

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<v Speaker 3>announced nearly a decade ago that it would remove artificial

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<v Speaker 3>colors and ingredients. The company did that in other countries.

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<v Speaker 3>Fruit loops in Canada are colored with concentrated carrot juice,

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<v Speaker 3>watermelon juice, and blueberry juice, but in the US fruit

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<v Speaker 3>loops still contain artificial colors. Studies have claimed those dyes

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<v Speaker 3>could cause behavioral problems in some children.

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<v Speaker 2>What could cause behavioral children? Behavioral problems in some children?

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<v Speaker 2>Could and some Do we have physiological proof? Do we

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<v Speaker 2>have medical studies? I don't know these things. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to eat dyes or do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to eat watermelon juice? I'd rather watermelon?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, No, that's not the point. The point is we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that stuff is or what it does.

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<v Speaker 1>And we know we've proven some of those yellow. They've

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<v Speaker 1>outlawed several of those colors, right, the yellow dye number

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<v Speaker 1>nine or whatever? Dell the damn thing is? I think

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<v Speaker 1>white has been outlawed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why would you sell Canada? This is made with

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<v Speaker 2>blueberry juice, watermelo juice, strawberry juice. Sounds like it'll taste better.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds delicious. Why I'm buying that fruit loops? So they're

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<v Speaker 1>protesting up there.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're protesting in Michigan going, hey, dude, treaties like Canadians.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in law enforcement, but I would head up

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<v Speaker 2>there because you have hundreds of serial killers all in

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<v Speaker 2>one place. Damn it. I don't want to like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to make fun of it, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to like it. But you can't. Can I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>There's take a dollar out. Thanks. Here's some more from

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<v Speaker 2>Rhianna and Alley.

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<v Speaker 3>California just last month ban the dice from food served

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<v Speaker 3>in public schools. In response to the protest in Michigan.

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<v Speaker 3>Kellogg insisted its products are safe, saying its ingredients meat

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<v Speaker 3>federal standards. The FDA has said most kids have no

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<v Speaker 3>adverse effects from color additives, but critics argue the FDA

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<v Speaker 3>developed its standards without assessing possible neurological effects.

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<v Speaker 1>The FDA trust the FDA, Yeah, emphasis on f not

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<v Speaker 1>in correct. Take another fifty cents out.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>You are paying your car payment this. If you had one,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have one. If you had one, you would

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<v Speaker 1>have That's true. Rhianna and Ali, thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for that news. I it's crazy, like like the Fleetwood

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<v Speaker 1>Mac song. Absolutely. Oh, that's a Celtic. It's a Rhiannon

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<v Speaker 1>is An. Actually it's a Celtic Witch.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess all right, I bet you, dick critic Witch.

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<v Speaker 2>Her parents are big Fleetwood Mac fans, you would think.

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<v Speaker 1>And Rhianna in the live version from seventy six when

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<v Speaker 1>she's like twenty eight years old, that's about as good

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<v Speaker 1>a live video as ever seen in my life. Look

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<v Speaker 1>it up on YouTube. It's a live version of Rhiannon

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<v Speaker 1>Fleetwood Mac. She's in all those flowing rows and she's

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<v Speaker 1>doing her arms out like this. It's funny watching her

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<v Speaker 1>now in her seventies. She has like a lazy Susan

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<v Speaker 1>to help her spin.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. She's also kind of angry. You ever seen her

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<v Speaker 2>see interviews? She just has no time for anything because

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<v Speaker 2>on South Park they portray her as a goat. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>miss Nicks. Yeah. And then what was that TV show

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<v Speaker 2>we watched?

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<v Speaker 1>There's something sixpence and the six sixpence none the richer,

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<v Speaker 1>something in the six oh somebody in the sixth Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I turned you on too that we haven't watched it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you portray her we're in We're in horror. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got phase now Halloween time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is sixpence none of the yep and then whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the sweet song. It really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh out electric. Sixty three six help is the phone

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<v Speaker 1>number given the call. They have the new, the latest

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<v Speaker 1>version of the Generak generators. You won't believe the price.

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<v Speaker 1>Hook it up your natural gas line. You're rolling and

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<v Speaker 1>the house goes down. The entire house goes back up

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<v Speaker 1>with your Generac generator. Sixty three six help is the number.

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<v Speaker 1>They won't leave you in the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another sixpence none the richer song. This will sound

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<v Speaker 2>familiar to you because of the movie It was in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and it's not in our system. There you go,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind, it's there, she goes. It was in So

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<v Speaker 2>I Married an Axe Murderer. I love that movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>I could watch it this afternoon. Okay, not technically a

422
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<v Speaker 1>horror film, but it could fit into the Hollywood way.

423
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good way. It is a murder mystery, after all.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched hand Punts.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched that series from a couple of years ago

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix, where it's from nineteen seven nineteen ninety four.

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<v Speaker 2>U Fear, Fear Street or Fear. Oh we watched that. Yeah,

428
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<v Speaker 2>that was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Jackie's out of town and I watched one of

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<v Speaker 1>them and I kind of got scared. It was like midnight.

431
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<v Speaker 1>The whole house is dark. Do't check the doors. I

432
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<v Speaker 1>gotta go to change the channel. Getting a little scared here.

433
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<v Speaker 1>It's a dark house. It is a dark house. And

434
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<v Speaker 1>when you have four cats they're always banging into stuff

435
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<v Speaker 1>and everything, You're like, what was that?

436
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<v Speaker 2>It's a squatch? What was that?

437
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<v Speaker 1>Now we're speaking of these dyes and stuff. I just

438
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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how the FDA is, Like, eah, I

439
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<v Speaker 1>know it's banned in China and Canada, it's okay for us.

440
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<v Speaker 2>So China cares more about their citizens. I'm not kidding you.

441
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<v Speaker 2>China has there are lists.

442
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<v Speaker 1>There are like five hundred products that are banned in

443
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<v Speaker 1>China that are okay for sale in America.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they don't. They don't have kids, because they're

445
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<v Speaker 2>afraid of the die crazy.

446
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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy what they're allowing to do to this this country.

447
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<v Speaker 1>There are no skinny people left.

448
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<v Speaker 2>No blame the dice. I want to be the last one.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a less skinny person. I'm surprised you're

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<v Speaker 2>not still bringing in donuts. I'm not. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring the donuts in anymore. Well, because you don't

452
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<v Speaker 2>have to eat one first of all, but then you're fat,

453
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<v Speaker 2>and the rest of us then you look skin see

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<v Speaker 2>see this goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring donuts for the staff every Friday for six years.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now that I've decided not to, I'm the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Minus there. I'm glad you're seeing it. Mah, mineus the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I brought donuts for the staff every Friday

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<v Speaker 1>for six years now because I'm not bringing it because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To contribute to the hardening of their arteries. That I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the bad guy. You used to do this to fatten

463
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<v Speaker 2>up the rest of us so you would look better.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not true. And now look at you smiling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you to sabitize your diets. Yeah no, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like I did it to make you happy. Give give,

468
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<v Speaker 2>give right. I would die. I was diagnosed with a

469
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<v Speaker 2>rare heart disease called care.

470
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<v Speaker 1>I care too much. My heart couldn't take it anymore.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Pitter pitter, patter patter just almost conked out on me.

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<v Speaker 1>You care too much, Tony. No, just need to stop

473
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<v Speaker 1>carrying so much. You're not getting your stupid donuts anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll bring it in you know what, You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring them in Friday. Okay, you help kill all

476
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<v Speaker 1>of you. I hope you're happy. It's my fault then,

477
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<v Speaker 1>because I convinced you. You're blaming me for bringing donuts

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<v Speaker 1>to the staff for six years straight and now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a jerk face.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see everybody's face on Friday? They're like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean? There's no donut? I now it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Dear Squatchy, little parenting help here for Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim writes in Dear Squatchy, Hi Jim, thanks for listening.

484
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<v Speaker 2>My son stinks and I need help. Oh man, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>For the past month, he's refused to take a shower,

486
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<v Speaker 2>and he's calling it art. No shower October or something.

487
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<v Speaker 2>In one of his classes, a teacher defined art as

488
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<v Speaker 2>something that gets attention and starts a discussion, So he

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<v Speaker 2>started an artistic journey that he's calling stinky Boy. His

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<v Speaker 2>plan is to continue going showerless through Christmas. Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I fail to see the artistic creativity that goes along

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<v Speaker 2>with not washing, and he's literally stinking up the entire

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<v Speaker 2>house's I can't imagine what it's like on that school bus.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried talking sension to him, but he's dug in.

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<v Speaker 2>Any help would be greatly appreciated by everyone who has

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<v Speaker 2>to be near him.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, this is a hilarious b I commend him, stinky boy,

498
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<v Speaker 1>mister stinky for saying, you know what, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do a school project. Oh fantastic, what is it? I

500
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<v Speaker 1>think this is groundbreaking and new, Like, when's the last

501
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<v Speaker 1>time any kid was that creative? Good job, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's turning laziness into art. Yeah, smart boy? And

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<v Speaker 2>is he documenting this? I guess so. I guess you

504
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<v Speaker 2>could test how stinky you are? Right, I bet you can,

505
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<v Speaker 2>But there's smell meter. Move a foot closer, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't smell me at the foot closer.

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<v Speaker 1>See, the hair would be a dead given grease, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Depending on how short or long his hair is, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna guess it's long but stinky. And he's not alone.

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<v Speaker 1>There are people that aren't doing a science project. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just doing it because they're stinky.

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<v Speaker 2>They're Hollywood people, and they talk about it washes all

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<v Speaker 2>the essential oils off your body.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always asked, because that was the rumor about Jim Morrison.

515
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<v Speaker 1>They're like the guy wore the same leather pants for

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred days in a row and he never bathed.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I wonder is because we all thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was the coolest person on planet Earth in the eighties, right.

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<v Speaker 1>We all bought his Doors music and we wrote the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we read the book.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. You didn't read the book about it Jim Morrison,

522
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<v Speaker 2>and I thought he was a knob.

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<v Speaker 1>Will portrayed him as the coolest person ever, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, you know, but then you get older

525
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<v Speaker 1>and you realize what a douche, what a just a

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<v Speaker 1>jerk face?

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<v Speaker 2>Just why did you have to do that to all

528
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<v Speaker 2>these people? It's art, it's you don't understand, Yeah, understand, right?

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<v Speaker 1>And his father is a hero, by the way, rear

530
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<v Speaker 1>admiral and the Navy, and he just had to rebel.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope Stinky Boy stays clear of lots of Pasta's

532
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<v Speaker 2>coffee shop. I do too, because it's quaint, it's cozy,

533
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<v Speaker 2>It's like a European cafe. You can sit outside when

534
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<v Speaker 2>it's warm enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's his problem. If he eats lots of pasta,

536
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<v Speaker 1>he won't stink as bad. Oh, that is true, because

537
00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:52.319
<v Speaker 1>when you eat bad, it comes through your pores.

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<v Speaker 2>It cleans it from the inside, from the inside, mister

539
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<v Speaker 2>karate man. Right, karate man, bleed from the inside. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>look it up. Lots of pasta. Thirty seven seventeen Lexington Road,

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<v Speaker 2>in the heart of Saint Matthew's. This is I was waiting.

542
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<v Speaker 2>I went there the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, walked because I was trying to follow follow

544
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<v Speaker 1>the doctor's orders, do exercise, but not too much. So

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<v Speaker 1>I said I'll walk there. Didn't pick me up and

546
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>then uber back. No, I told Jagget to pick me up. Oh,

547
00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:18.759
<v Speaker 1>because she was out with my daughter and all that.

548
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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, I got my food, got a

549
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<v Speaker 1>little piece of a sandwich and I sat outside. It

550
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<v Speaker 1>was like sixty five deg that's perfect. Oh, sitting outside

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<v Speaker 1>of the cafe. Kind of sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>You get what you get. No comment, because I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to eat it anymore. Oh, do as I say,

554
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<v Speaker 2>not as I do. It was a little diet, tiny goose.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a tiny piece what was it Meah, you

556
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<v Speaker 2>got the meatball with the melts of cheese piece a

557
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<v Speaker 2>little piece. You can get a whole bag of meatballs there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta Louisville dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>But the food is clean. It's made there, Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>When you buy the bread there, there is a sticker

561
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<v Speaker 2>on top. There are four ingredients to the bread. They

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<v Speaker 2>make the po that's a homemade pasta right there in

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>To make it there, and if they don't, they have

565
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<v Speaker 1>go to the back and to the right you will

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<v Speaker 1>find all the Italian imported pastas. Yes, it's a little

567
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<v Speaker 1>more expensive, but not these days because Kroger is so

568
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<v Speaker 1>expensive that this pasta. You eat as much pasta as

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<v Speaker 1>you want from this stuff. You will never feel bloated

570
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<v Speaker 1>in no gut bomb. You know why because it's from Italy,

571
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<v Speaker 1>and everything from Italy is better.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta Louisville

573
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<v Speaker 2>dot com. Check it out. It's a deli, it's a

574
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<v Speaker 2>grocery store, it's a coffee shop. Go check them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty seven to seventeen likes Inch Road and a hardes

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<v Speaker 2>ste I've been a great day for homemade soup, three

577
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<v Speaker 2>different kinds of homemade soups. Right there at the Delhi

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<v Speaker 2>County we have I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Two containers of chicken, lots of Pasta's chicken noodle at

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<v Speaker 1>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the Italian wedding. It's got big, big meatballs, big

582
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<v Speaker 2>those little squirrel ball things, big meatballs. Back after this

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<v Speaker 2>on news radio eight forty whas
