Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, these are just some potstickers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was making some dinner for tonight. I was not
Speaker 1: sure if you were going to wake up, so I
Speaker 1: made a little bit of extra. Uh. There's some baf
Speaker 1: and panadas from Lent and panadasadas. Uh. Sometimes when I
Speaker 1: say like that, people don't understand. Oh oh, that's not
Speaker 1: what you're asking. What were you asking? Uh? Uh, well,
Speaker 1: we're in my cave. Well, yeah, you're a little you
Speaker 1: are a little bit tat up. Yeah, it is a
Speaker 1: little tot See. I messed up a couple times before,
Speaker 1: and I didn't make it too tight because I wanted
Speaker 1: to be condon since I didn't know what the people
Speaker 1: who were up to. Uh. And then they got free.
Speaker 1: Then there was a hole. They pointed guns on me.
Speaker 1: Then I had to do little whistles that they couldn't
Speaker 1: hear because human ears can't perceive things. And then yeah, AnyWho,
Speaker 1: then my kids and a friends and a couple of
Speaker 1: centaurs had to show up in order to save me.
Speaker 1: But it worked out not so much for them, bless him. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: they know what the afterlife looks like. Now what Oh, well,
Speaker 1: I found you with a lot of bow and arrows
Speaker 1: and some contraptions. Is that, oh it's a bear trap.
Speaker 1: So are you a trapper a hunter? Were you out
Speaker 1: here to capture some of the woodland creatures and eat
Speaker 1: them without their Well yeah, I did say beef and bethons.
Speaker 1: But I bought this that this came from cows that
Speaker 1: were raised on a farm and were killed humanly, and
Speaker 1: they only kill as much as people need. They don't
Speaker 1: over like farm stuff. And anyways, I go with ethical farming.
Speaker 1: But here these woods are protected. This is where we
Speaker 1: have all the special creatures who have been overhunted or
Speaker 1: they've done something special to extraordinary in order to live here.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, sometimes it's safe people, or they came up
Speaker 1: with a way to cure something, or I don't know,
Speaker 1: they've done something extraordinary to where the powers that be
Speaker 1: decided that they could reside here. And so you coming
Speaker 1: out here to what do you mean these aren't yours? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I was watching you from a very kids ina,
Speaker 1: No I'm not a fox, Well I guess I am
Speaker 1: a fox girl. Kids in a species is called kits
Speaker 1: in aes. So I was watching you from Yes, I
Speaker 1: know they come from a different culture. Then my accent
Speaker 1: would make you think. But you know what, that's just
Speaker 1: that's just the belief. That's that's the origin that you
Speaker 1: guys know. In fact, we live all over the world,
Speaker 1: stay in the shadows, and we protect things around us,
Speaker 1: and we catch people who are out there running around
Speaker 1: and that are not sure with Oh no, that's probably
Speaker 1: the dog girls or maybe didn't sound like the hell
Speaker 1: hounds going off? Yeah, did you have a hunting party
Speaker 1: with you? Just you? No, I heard you when you
Speaker 1: said these yours back to that, back to screw the
Speaker 1: origins and what we do? What are you doing in
Speaker 1: these woods? Okay? So you were out finding stuff like
Speaker 1: this and cleaning it up so that animals didn't that's
Speaker 1: not your job. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, you didn't know
Speaker 1: that I existed, My people existed out here to do
Speaker 1: just that. All right, okay, So what would make me
Speaker 1: believe you that you aren't out here to do something? Well,
Speaker 1: the problem is it seemed to me that you're potentially
Speaker 1: trying to find exactly me. Yeah, it looked like you
Speaker 1: were hunting me. You were on all the trails that
Speaker 1: I usually go down. Well, you were picking up hairs
Speaker 1: that I had shed and collecting them you were taking
Speaker 1: down notes, and when I got up in the trees
Speaker 1: and looked down, it looked like you'd been drawing me. No,
Speaker 1: that's not possible. No, No, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: No that is that is completely impractical, impossible, that that
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. Well, the reason why I say that is, well,
Speaker 1: the reason why, the reason why I don't believe that,
Speaker 1: if you would let me finish talking, I don't believe
Speaker 1: that you see me. Well, because we're masters at illusion
Speaker 1: and where we are god level when it comes to stealth.
Speaker 1: There is no way that you would have caught a
Speaker 1: glimpse of me. You were down by the spring camping
Speaker 1: and you saw me go running through the woods. But
Speaker 1: I don't make any sounds if it steps Oh that
Speaker 1: it's just a car. There's a road not too far
Speaker 1: from here. I actually prefer to have my cave kind
Speaker 1: of close to the road. It lets me see who's
Speaker 1: coming into the area and he's exiting. Gives me a
Speaker 1: nice hint to go head on down toward the well
Speaker 1: where most people end up parking their cars in order
Speaker 1: to go into the woods. Anyways, back to you, So
Speaker 1: you caught a glimpse of me and you came looking
Speaker 1: and you saw hunter's traps and you saw poachers, and
Speaker 1: you thought that you were coming to save me. Well no,
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's true, it's kind of romantic. You know,
Speaker 1: you saw something that tantalast you, that got to y'all
Speaker 1: happy and excited, and then you decided to go full
Speaker 1: throttle running at that creature. I wouldn't say stalking him down,
Speaker 1: but anyways, okay, so I don't know, you seem truthful
Speaker 1: and oh, well, yeah you saw that, so that route
Speaker 1: there is a truth, Crystal. I was hanging it above
Speaker 1: you this entire time and it didn't go off once
Speaker 1: for a deception. And even while you were sleeping, you
Speaker 1: were having pretty peaceful sleep. But what your dreams? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you weren't. I mean you're restrained and your body kind
Speaker 1: of knows what position you're in while you're sleeping, and
Speaker 1: you weren't exactly fighting or fussing, So something is interesting
Speaker 1: about you. And while you were sleeping, I had some
Speaker 1: of my foxes come want to they would have sent
Speaker 1: some yips and alerts had you moved. And I boogied
Speaker 1: on down to where your vehicle is, and I didn't
Speaker 1: see any tell tale there's no cage. There was really
Speaker 1: no place to put a body if you were to
Speaker 1: try to capture something. Didn't look like you have any
Speaker 1: knives on you for carving or cutting up meat or
Speaker 1: anything like that, so I don't see how you would
Speaker 1: have been able to transport. It was another reason why
Speaker 1: I also put the extra chains around you, because well,
Speaker 1: how'd you just been a hunter? I would have taken
Speaker 1: you down to the minotaurs and let them have their
Speaker 1: fund with you.
Speaker 2: But no, you you didn't have all the hallmarks of
Speaker 2: a hunter, and it just made me wonder, what the
Speaker 2: hell are you doing out here?
Speaker 1: Well, you did your right, if you're right. Oh no, hey,
Speaker 1: Bertie boy, did you just smile? I'll pretend I didn't
Speaker 1: see that. Your secret's safe with me. M You can
Speaker 1: be big, tough and heartless at everyone else, but I
Speaker 1: totally don't see the big old teddy bear hankering down
Speaker 1: and down in you. So you are right, you found me.
Speaker 1: So what now? What's the plan you wanted to get
Speaker 1: to know me? I don't know. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: particularly interesting. I have lived in this forest for twenty
Speaker 1: six years since Barath. Honestly, I have a decent family.
Speaker 1: This is my segment of the forest. We all kind
Speaker 1: of just watch the forest. And some of my family
Speaker 1: members have gone on to find other forests, and I
Speaker 1: see them from time to time whenever they can get
Speaker 1: someone to cover their area and then come home and
Speaker 1: boogie back. But no, I live here, Aline, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I mean there's not much of
Speaker 1: a love life to be had when your love is
Speaker 1: the forest. People say, I'm in love with my work,
Speaker 1: But when your work is so lovely, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. Well. No, I've had some love interest from
Speaker 1: time to time. I didn't particularly work out. Turns out
Speaker 1: I am very very much of Adele's person. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit of a single pit household, and anybody who
Speaker 1: could be perceived as coming into the field of view
Speaker 1: becomes a little bit of a problem. So just kind
Speaker 1: of oscillated myself out here, Milla.
Speaker 2: Nowhere.
Speaker 1: It's been nice. I get to meet all different types
Speaker 1: of animals, and I get to totally not stock down
Speaker 1: creatures like yourself. Well, yes, that is a smile on
Speaker 1: my face, but unlike one of us, I have no
Speaker 1: problem showing off my smile. Now, you shouldn't have a
Speaker 1: problem showing off. You're small either you're a you got
Speaker 1: quite a lovely one. I can think of many things
Speaker 1: i'd like to do with that smile, like kiss the
Speaker 1: edges of it, you know, just or let's mean it's
Speaker 1: not fair. Oh you are still restrained? Well hold on,
Speaker 1: let me get some Oh where did I put it? Here?
Speaker 1: I think? Here? Here we go, there we go? What?
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's some magic dust. No, no, PIXI dust
Speaker 1: is very specific, makes things float and whatnot. This is
Speaker 1: some magic dust that I got from some the eleven creatures.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna make it to where you can't cause
Speaker 1: harm to anything for a good forty eight hours. Oh oh, well,
Speaker 1: my cave, you can't exit it without setting off all
Speaker 1: kinds of alarm spells and whistles that'll cause the tree
Speaker 1: to come to laugh. Well, technically it is living it
Speaker 1: Lets me stay in here, and it'll pull you back inside. Well,
Speaker 1: it's to make sure that no hunting party comes looking
Speaker 1: for you, or it's just to make sure that if
Speaker 1: you didn't set off funding my other deception detectors, that
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be safe. I figured you could stay here
Speaker 1: for about two more days. I'll feed you I'm damn
Speaker 1: good cook, you know. Well, I mean, as country folk,
Speaker 1: we kind of have to be really good cooks. In fact,
Speaker 1: I was gonna make some papaya chutney tomorrow. Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: That lamb over there, that's the roast. What will be
Speaker 1: a roasted lamb's leg with some lemons, some garlic and oregano.
Speaker 1: Takes some garlic, clothes. You just crush that on there,
Speaker 1: some extra vinegar. What's it called extra virgin olive oil. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't think I'm so hungry. Mm hmmmm, gonna be delicious.
Speaker 1: Throw some roseberry down on it. Oh well, you did
Speaker 1: wake up for a brief moment, but you know you
Speaker 1: were so withered from the blood loss. Well you ended
Speaker 1: up when I tried to get you stepping in the
Speaker 1: bear trap and I thought it was your bear trap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can see it's a it's a doozy, but I
Speaker 1: did well. If you look, you can see the marks
Speaker 1: on it. But I had some of the elven dust
Speaker 1: that can also fix that too. It doesn't make it
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, but you know, oh well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: did think about making some chicken and dimplings, but uh,
Speaker 1: I was also gonna take that extra chicken over there
Speaker 1: and make some maybe some crunchies. Sata to me, chicken
Speaker 1: wrings absolutely good. What do you mean? Do you want
Speaker 1: me to just give you a menu of things that
Speaker 1: I'm really good at cooking? Well? I don't know. This
Speaker 1: morning I made some cucumber yogurt salad. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: Or some spicy Indian chickpeas. Oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: so so fucking good. Oh M, hit me right in
Speaker 1: the deliciousness. Loved it. I don't know. Maybe for lunch
Speaker 1: tomorrow and make some tangy sweet salmon and rice salad.
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about food? Summoned? I guess you
Speaker 1: would be I guess you would be hungry. I guess
Speaker 1: i'd be hungry too. All right, well, how about I
Speaker 1: fix you up a plate, as I offered. It's a
Speaker 1: give me a little bit on the colder side. Now
Speaker 1: I can hover it back over the fire over there,
Speaker 1: the hearth and get it none it'll be warm, I
Speaker 1: won't be cold. Okay, Well, I'm gonna get you a
Speaker 1: plate and maybe get you some water and them. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, let me. We'll get you untied first and
Speaker 1: get your younger we're you sleeping. I was gonna have
Speaker 1: you sleep in my bed. I don't mind sleeping on
Speaker 1: the floor. Yeah, the flower is not a problem whatsoever. Anyways,
Speaker 1: all right, darling, how about I bootskip biggie and get
Speaker 1: all this done and you just sit back and relax
Speaker 1: and maybe we can stop talking about me and we
Speaker 1: can start talking more about too. I'll look you. There goes.
Speaker 1: That's smile again. No worry again, broodie boy, I saw nothing.
Speaker 1: Hey guys and Alexander here. Sorry not using the three
Speaker 1: D O mic for today's audio. I had to reset
Speaker 1: up my room and I have all the pieces to it.
Speaker 1: I just in time for the record, and I didn't
Speaker 1: get it set up. I want to say thank you
Speaker 1: so much for cold Bane for this story idea. It
Speaker 1: was amazing. I loved it to you up and seeing
Speaker 1: whether or not you're a hunter, just to find that
Speaker 1: you're really, really interesting. I also had inspiration for this,
Speaker 1: which is, oh lord, very much. Live on my own,
Speaker 1: kind of away from society, because Xena does not do
Speaker 1: good with multiple people around. I usually catch feelings for
Speaker 1: people stupid fast and then end up hating any female
Speaker 1: that comes near them. They're just walking by no amount
Speaker 1: of reinsurance is gonna help with that. But I also
Speaker 1: I tend to go for the nerdy kind of the
Speaker 1: nerdy types, and I don't know nerdy types typically all,
Speaker 1: not typically always the typically like have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a harder shell, And I don't know that it's
Speaker 1: just something I've seen. I wouldn't have necessarily attracted to that.
Speaker 1: It's just part of the thing that I The things
Speaker 1: that I like about my love interests tend to also
Speaker 1: have that trait, but I wouldn't say I'm necessarily attracted
Speaker 1: to it because I also like been over the moon
Speaker 1: over people who were just bouncing off the wall, tapping
Speaker 1: and getty smile and all the time too. So I
Speaker 1: thought I would channel this one particular guy's super booty
Speaker 1: big teddy bear on the inside, lots of emotions, lots
Speaker 1: of feelings, but lack to push them down for this
Speaker 1: potential storyline because I actually do see this becoming maybe
Speaker 1: several different parts. So thank you Cold Bane forgiving me
Speaker 1: the prompt on Patreon. If you guys would like me
Speaker 1: to do one of your stories, I do take your
Speaker 1: prompts on Patreon, and I am back to doing daily
Speaker 1: videos and I'm actually might start doing multiple some of
Speaker 1: them might become Patreon exclusives, not just because they're in
Speaker 1: a CFW. But I'm going to start as the end
Speaker 1: of this week streaming on Twitch. So if you are
Speaker 1: not following me on Twitch, it is twitch dot tv
Speaker 1: slashes in Alexander, and I'm gonna see if i can
Speaker 1: get affiliate over there. I have enough subscribers to be
Speaker 1: able to do it. Now, I just have to stream
Speaker 1: and have at least three people watching me on average
Speaker 1: for during those streams, then I should be golden. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm actually besides just playing games, was thinking about
Speaker 1: and YouTube being I was thinking about doing my improv
Speaker 1: doing stories, So taking your story ideas from Patreon and
Speaker 1: then improving, and you guys can actually see the entire process.
Speaker 1: Because some people think I'm reading off of a script
Speaker 1: or that I write stuff down. They don't realize that
Speaker 1: they're just I do one shots. When you guys hear these,
Speaker 1: they are one shots. Very rarely do I edit stuff out.
Speaker 1: If my phone rings, I try to add it into there.
Speaker 1: If Rocky starts barking, I try to add an excuse
Speaker 1: for why there's a dog Like you did earlier. So
Speaker 1: I think it'd be fun for you guys to see
Speaker 1: the process, and then I can do three or four
Speaker 1: a day when i'm live streaming. I'm think about STRIP
Speaker 1: live streaming three maybe four times a week and you
Speaker 1: guys can kind of see the process. But also I
Speaker 1: get to do it in front of you guys. That
Speaker 1: would be fun. I know what I just said. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: super excited. Thank you guys so much, and I'll see
Speaker 1: the next one. Bye.