WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:14.640 Hello, everybody, Welcome back to the fire Escape Cast. It 2 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:18.280 is episode one hundred and trace. I'm Michael Hardy here 3 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:19.679 as always here with Dan Reikert. 4 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:20.719 Yeah, aye, that's me. 5 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:23.440 Sorry one hundred and twas Sorry Dan, I went low 6 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:24.879 brow Spanish for a second. 7 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:26.519 Oh that's much better. 8 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:28.800 I only listened to French and Mary. 9 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:30.359 That's what I say. That's my catchphrase. 10 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:38.840 Wow, nice bag at nice? How's it going good? 11 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:42.119 I just got run this light outside when we do this, Yeah. 12 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:44.759 We've done a few this year. I feel like it's nice. 13 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:46.880 I like it because it's not one am on the 14 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:47.439 East Coast. 15 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:49.479 I like the late night podcast. 16 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:50.439 Yeah, I think you both do. 17 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:54.000 Yeah, I'm drinking coffee like it's so odd. And the 18 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:57.679 light on my face isn't my my fake light ring light, 19 00:00:57.799 --> 00:01:00.280 which is like very glaring. It's the on. 20 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:03.399 I'm sorry, just a green wall at all times when 21 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:04.439 I'm recording stuff here. 22 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:05.159 Yeah. 23 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:06.599 Do you have blackout curtains? 24 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:09.599 I feel like you Those are blue, but if you 25 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:11.640 close them, the light doesn't come in. 26 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.359 Blackout curtains doesn't mean they're black. It means that it 27 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:15.439 blacks out the sun. 28 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:17.799 It doesn't hurt though, if it is right I wonder how. 29 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:21.280 I mean it's extra if they're also black. Yeah, I wonder. 30 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:24.040 How different my bookshelf is from. Oh, Paul probably doesn't 31 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:24.760 have a bookshelf. 32 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.840 No, he's got he's got some baseball books. He's got 33 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:30.439 some like he had some old Stephen King stuff. Yeah. 34 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:32.760 There are like six wine books that are actually out 35 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:34.719 for studying that are not on the shelf right now. 36 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:37.920 Wow, Yeah, he's got a lot of those. Yeah. I 37 00:01:37.920 --> 00:01:39.640 think you are you know, I think you are cool. 38 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:41.680 You've got a passion and you follow it and you're 39 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.760 on a passion about it. I respect it. I did. 40 00:01:45.599 --> 00:01:49.439 Yeah, I'm over there and give you a niggy. 41 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:51.239 Yeah, I agree more with Mary. 42 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:52.319 Actually, that's fine. 43 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:54.280 I get on my side. Let's beat them up. 44 00:01:54.719 --> 00:01:58.200 I have my test on May first for two. 45 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.560 All right, what different colors can wine be? Oh? 46 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:05.799 Fuck god? See this is why I need to study 47 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.560 more blue. 48 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:10.159 Or red red? Is there a blue wine? 49 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:11.000 No? 50 00:02:11.319 --> 00:02:13.639 They should do that gimmick words. 51 00:02:12.639 --> 00:02:16.479 Like in purple white, like Surrah and pinotage like a bluish. 52 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:19.319 I got I'm gonna change the marketing of the wine world. 53 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.800 Remember like in the nineties when pop Secret would do 54 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:25.120 like oh, it's popcorn, but these are like pink and 55 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:28.599 green and blue popcorn. Or here's you know, blue ketchup 56 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:31.159 and stuff like that. I'm gonna start a line of 57 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:34.840 wines and it's gonna be wacky colors and flavors, and 58 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:36.960 it's gonna be like squeeze its. They will all have 59 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.599 faces on the side of the bottle, and they'll all 60 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:42.120 have different personalities. Goofy gray Pear's, you know, billy blue 61 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:43.800 raspberry wine goo. 62 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:55.000 Yeah, it changes the color of your tongue. 63 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:56.759 Wacky banana is to die for? 64 00:02:57.120 --> 00:03:00.120 Can you put googly eyes on the bottles? I've always wanted. 65 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.719 This would get me more into wine. You'd get people 66 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:03.000 like me. 67 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:05.599 And there's a lot of people doing similar stuff in 68 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:07.520 like the natural wine world that are trying to make it, 69 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:09.759 like yes, less stuffy and more fun, and they're. 70 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:13.840 One time during Christmas, I bought a bottle of wine 71 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:15.520 because it came with a tiny Santa hat. 72 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:18.360 Yeah. Yeah, we need to gimmick up the wine industry. 73 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:19.919 Oh it's got so it was. 74 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:21.759 So cute and I was look at him, he's got 75 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:23.960 a little hat on. Like if you put little cowboy 76 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:26.039 hats on your wine, I'd be like, let's get them 77 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.199 all got a industry is. 78 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.159 Just as gimmicky as video maybe not as video games, 79 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:33.080 but it's close. Like there's. 80 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:36.639 I had to bust out the full name for that. 81 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:38.919 I'm not kidding. 82 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:41.960 Oh, Michael, there are some people that are trying some 83 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:45.319 uh some questionable stuff marketing wise. 84 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:46.960 Are there wine pre order bonuses? 85 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:51.039 Oh? God, yeah, dude, people people like people. Uh with 86 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:52.759 some of the most expensive wines in the world, you 87 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.520 have to pre order and you only you get like 88 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.960 a lottery to to order them. And then you yeah. 89 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.199 You don't get like a special catwoman level if you 90 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.240 do it, Like what do you get if you pre 91 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:02.719 ordered bonus? A wine? 92 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:09.120 You can peel off the lady on the other side. Okay, 93 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.080 I mean I'm giving the wine industry free ideas. 94 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:15.520 Here you're pouring nineteen brunello and fucking foon Kay Johnson 95 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:19.399 comes out of the bottle. Nice. I would buy that, 96 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.439 that would be I would have questions about that. 97 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:23.319 What are those chocolates? 98 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:26.000 Kinder surprise already a wine bottle. 99 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:30.319 There should be wino surprises. There's a little plastic trinket 100 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:34.439 in each bottle that you get that you might choke on, 101 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.120 so there is a warning on the. 102 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:39.279 Cracker Jack Yes, yeah, or cereal. 103 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:43.519 You could have a cracker Jack wine with the special 104 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:45.759 feature isn't even that it tastes good. There's just an 105 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:46.480 item in there. 106 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:49.240 You get a cork that changes color based on like 107 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:58.199 how wet it gets with the wine. 108 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:52.800 I mean. 109 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:01.839 The process was. It was cereals. Sometimes you'd get a 110 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:04.800 plastic spoon that would be like, oh, it's neon green, 111 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:07.319 but then when it touches the milk it turns blue. Thought, oh, 112 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:08.839 they should have a cork that when it touches the 113 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:10.519 wine it changes color. But that just happens. 114 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.959 I remember that serial gimmick, and that was really special. 115 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.560 Your idea is faltered, but I do like your vision. 116 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:22.439 There are there were beer bottles that I thought were 117 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:26.160 cool that they the label changed color and the beer 118 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:31.680 was cold enough to drink, of course, which is like 119 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:36.720 it's real courses, it's red wine. But if it's too 120 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:41.000 cold or too warm, the bottle gets all weird. Yeah, 121 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.560 and it's like no, no nons to be classic room temp. Yeah, 122 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:48.439 the actual wine colors, it's not the right thing. 123 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:50.360 You and this blue wine thing, you got to see 124 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:54.120 it through blue wine? What the hell is the name 125 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:57.160 of that comedian with the Guinness Coors joke. 126 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:57.560 That I love. 127 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:05.160 Uh he's from Colorado. No, hmm, I'll figure it out. 128 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.600 He's got like, yeah, you guys. 129 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:12.439 Like a lick a stick, but it's like stuff. No, 130 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:15.000 lick a stick is different. Yes, it means it does 131 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:17.160 have the pixie stick stuff, but you lick the stick 132 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:17.920 and then you dip it. 133 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:21.160 Those are fun sticks, right, fun dip but dip. 134 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:22.639 Yeah, we found a way we got. 135 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:24.800 I don't love those because like that you bite is 136 00:06:24.879 --> 00:06:26.519 chalky and weird. And I also I never like to 137 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:29.079 as much as I like sugar, I need to be 138 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.560 a part of something. It can't just be sugar. 139 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:33.439 I was just wondering, is there a way to bring 140 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:38.800 the fun of fun dip to winem? 141 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:42.240 Could you make like a bowl of wine that you 142 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:43.639 dip cheese into or something? 143 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.120 See I knew the cheese was somehow going to make 144 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:48.000 its way into this conversation, but I don't think we're 145 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.600 there yet. I'm thinking of like a fun straw that 146 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:52.839 has like lots of different like swivels in it, but 147 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:54.639 it's also a cookie. 148 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:58.519 Oh okay, well, I feel like it would get soggy. 149 00:06:58.759 --> 00:06:59.959 It wouldn't survive long. 150 00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:01.079 Yeah. 151 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:01.480 I like. 152 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:04.279 I like any gimmick where you eat the thing, like 153 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:06.720 like a tortilla bowl, you know, where it's like, this 154 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:09.120 is a vessel and then I eat it. I like it. 155 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:11.920 Or the hat from the Simpsons where it was like 156 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:15.480 a Western hat and the cheese was in thee. 157 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:18.600 That specific reference got me into trouble because I made 158 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:20.680 a bed ten years ago and Giant Bond was like, oh, 159 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:22.759 I'll eat a hat if this thing doesn't happen, and 160 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:24.680 I thought in my head, like, oh, it's no big deal. 161 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:26.920 If I lose, I'll just go one of those from 162 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:27.399 the Simpsons. 163 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:29.959 Yeah, because that is real. 164 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:33.000 Yeah, they don't. They don't exist for many many years. 165 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:34.439 I think there is. 166 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:36.839 There is a world in which have you ever seen 167 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:39.920 those hats that have like two beers on each side? 168 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:41.279 I owned one. 169 00:07:41.439 --> 00:07:42.680 Can they do that for wine? 170 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:49.680 Yeah? You just put words and you couldn't straw. Yeah, 171 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:53.079 hat like a tricorn. 172 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:57.480 I just like the point of the side is that 173 00:07:57.519 --> 00:08:00.160 it looks really good at like a baseball game, you know, 174 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:03.839 where other alcoholics are. But winos want to be like fancy, 175 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:05.560 so it has to be something that like looks. 176 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:07.680 Like I think you guys need to spend more time 177 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:10.759 around people who are railing a wine. They're not all 178 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:15.759 every other wee. There's some oh yeah, true, other people 179 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:18.199 besides me. It's it's not the most it's not always 180 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:19.120 this glamorous thing. 181 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:21.319 In fact, it feels like most wine people are also 182 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:22.720 into boats, which. 183 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:24.279 Well, yeah, boats are I agree. 184 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:27.439 So it's like a pair of sperries. But there's like 185 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:29.839 a place where you can put mini wine bottles. 186 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:32.279 In the uh you got? I got some people to 187 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.360 show you that are characters in the wine industry who 188 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:37.320 are like the most down to earth farmers who would 189 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:41.200 make stone Cold look preppy. Okay, yeah, I. 190 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:45.879 Would hang out with them, I know. No. 191 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:48.240 Yeah, whatever happened to the beer hats? I feel like 192 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:50.200 I have one day They're bad. 193 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:52.919 I thought they'd be great, and then I got one 194 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:54.360 as a gift one so I'm like hell yeah, And 195 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:56.320 I put two beers in there and I drank a 196 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:58.320 little bit and it's kind of hard and weird to 197 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.440 drink with it, and then it's worse afterwards because it's like, 198 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:03.279 I guess I probably should have found a way to 199 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:05.519 actually clean it, but like beer just kind of stays 200 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:07.039 in the straw, and it's not like you're using it 201 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.080 every couple of days and keeping it flushed out, so 202 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.360 it just gets gross and smelly and it's not good. 203 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:14.200 It does sound gross, especially if it's those fun windy 204 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:18.600 straws that are like, yep, it could be pretty gross. 205 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:22.720 I have a novelty beer baseball hat a bat that 206 00:09:22.799 --> 00:09:26.000 I got from the Portland Pickles. They have a baseball team, 207 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:29.279 and you can buy a bat that's hollow, like a 208 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:31.480 plastic bat, and you can fill it with beer and 209 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:33.919 it comes with a lid. You know, it's like the 210 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:36.480 bottom of the bat. You can screw it on and 211 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:38.279 you can like swing with it and everything, and the 212 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:40.559 beer's in there and it's totally solid. But what happened 213 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:45.159 was is like I got drunk on beer bats, bat beer, 214 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:47.679 and then I went home and like threw the bat 215 00:09:47.759 --> 00:09:50.000 in like a closet and the next time I was like, 216 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.679 let's go to this Portland Pickles game. I took out 217 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:54.960 my bat and opened it and it was fucking gross. 218 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:57.600 Yeah, it's my fault. 219 00:09:57.679 --> 00:09:59.879 It's my fault. I could have rinsed the beer. 220 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:03.679 That handsome gimmick though, that's that's the type of stuff 221 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:04.960 you need to bring the wine is because like that 222 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:06.799 is a good gimmick. I feel like beer and like 223 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:08.919 candy and kids foods have so many. 224 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:10.480 Good wine and a beer bat like you need to 225 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:13.960 have like its own things. The juxtaposition, like a book. 226 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:18.639 Yeah it looks like but when you open it, it's 227 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:20.440 just straight up liquid in there and you have to 228 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:23.240 hold it a very specific angle. Or all the wine phones. 229 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:25.279 Yeah, it's like people get those fake bibles that like 230 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:27.879 hold guns, like, no do that with wine. 231 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:30.080 That blue one here is a fake book that's. 232 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:31.080 Your gun wine book. Okay. 233 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:31.320 Yeah. 234 00:10:31.320 --> 00:10:33.679 If you pull it, the wall opens up and there's. 235 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:36.080 Like a gimp back there like oh yeah, yeah, you 236 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.759 love that bit. You do that all the time. Rob 237 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:42.000 does it too. I would love to hide that's I would. 238 00:10:42.519 --> 00:10:45.679 I could probably fashion a wine gun book. I don't 239 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:46.200 know what they like. 240 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:47.919 I don't have anything to hide as far as like 241 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:50.639 I don't have guns, weeds, legals, so I don't have 242 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:53.000 to like hide weed. Like it's the nineties, Like I 243 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:55.799 don't really need to tuck anything away. But I like 244 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:58.000 the idea of that, you know, like a fake book 245 00:10:58.080 --> 00:10:58.480 or something. 246 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.039 Yeah, it's cooling. 247 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:02.480 Book just for the novelty of it. You don't have 248 00:11:02.519 --> 00:11:05.480 to put anything dangerous in there. But if you really want, 249 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:06.279 I'll buy you a gun. 250 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:10.159 I don't think I want a gun, A little one. No, 251 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:12.679 I've got a gun to shoot salt for when woods 252 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:14.559 come out. 253 00:11:14.600 --> 00:11:19.759 That's good for house flies. Yes, it's bursting. We use 254 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:22.960 it for like mementos, like from dates and traveling and whatnot. 255 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:28.000 I like playbills from stuff. It's just of Amanda. There's 256 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:31.840 some there's some stuff in here that I can't show you. No, 257 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:34.399 I'm just kidding, but like like name tags from people's weddings, 258 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:35.519 we put it and whatnot. 259 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:38.080 Yet one of those boxes, Yeah, it's bursting. 260 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:40.440 I need a new one. But it's the night before Christmas. 261 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.799 Throw them off. They'll never know what was that? 262 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:45.879 Wasn't the Scrooge thing? What is the night before Christmas? 263 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:46.960 Is that just a poem or something? 264 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:50.200 Scrooge is Christmas Carol? Night before Christmas? Yeah, it's a 265 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:53.480 poem through the house. Yeah you're sleeping. Not even or 266 00:11:53.559 --> 00:11:55.840 not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse went 267 00:11:55.879 --> 00:11:57.960 out on the rooftop or rose such a clatter or something. 268 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:01.080 It's not like I memorize the entire thing. Yeah, I'm 269 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.519 not like, I'm not continually thinking about Christmas all the time. 270 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.360 So I do singing a Christmas carol while we were 271 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:07.679 making our bad earlier. 272 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:09.919 Also, all of his books are hollow, and they're filled 273 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:10.759 with drugs. 274 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:14.200 It's not drugs. I mean it's legal. It's a drug, 275 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:16.279 but it's legal. There's several one here. 276 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:19.279 I keep all my marijuana in a red dead redemption 277 00:12:19.440 --> 00:12:22.440 two leather caddy thing that rocks are something that I 278 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:25.080 know exactly. Yeah, that's my that's my weed thing. 279 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:28.600 Yeah, my weed thing. Mine's in my grandma's candy dish. 280 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:30.399 I don't know how she would feel about that, but 281 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:32.399 I do like to keep her with me because my 282 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:35.799 Carama was really cool. No, I don't think so. She 283 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:42.440 really liked farm veil on Facebook, and she liked uh 284 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:47.320 water aerobics, and she liked to make blueberry muffins. 285 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:49.440 This is some classic old lady stuff I like. 286 00:12:49.559 --> 00:12:51.639 I know, she was a class she was she was 287 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:53.919 a standard, but she was a knockout gal and I 288 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:58.720 really like her. She was killing it. But anyway, when 289 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.279 she passed, I was a to get some items from her, 290 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:03.000 just as everybody in the family, and some things that 291 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:05.159 were really important to me was her tea set because 292 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:06.879 we used to have tea when I was like a kid, 293 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:10.480 and her candy dish because I always just remember like 294 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:12.440 having like little old lady candy in there and being like, 295 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:14.879 all right, you know the one with the strawberry absolutrapper 296 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:19.000 and stuff. Very important. Anyway, I don't really actually keep 297 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.480 hard candy in the house yet. I mean, one day 298 00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:24.080 I think I will, but right now it's filled with 299 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:27.679 my weed pen and my CBD gummies and et cetera, 300 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:30.480 et cetera. And I never really thought about it until 301 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:32.519 just now. But I don't know if that's like the 302 00:13:32.600 --> 00:13:34.440 right place for it, but I do look at it 303 00:13:34.480 --> 00:13:36.320 a lot, and I really like thinking about her. 304 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:39.600 I think that works. There's nothing inherently wrong with some weed. 305 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:43.399 Yeah it's legally, Grandma would be. Yeah, yeah, it's legal, 306 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:45.960 but it's stupid still some places like it's completely legal 307 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:50.440 recreationally here, but there's a dispensary near me, but the 308 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:52.519 dispensary laws are like fucking weird here, so I had 309 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:55.639 to get a medical license. Oh that is weird, And 310 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:57.480 it's just it's just one of these stupid charades you. 311 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:00.559 Give someone twenty bucks and they're just like you need it, 312 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:01.559 and they give you a piece of paper. 313 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:03.600 You know, you get on a video call with some 314 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:05.679 guy and you say, like, yes, I have anxiety and 315 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.320 sometimes I have trouble sleeping. And you have to go 316 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:08.759 through this whole thing and submit a form to the 317 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:10.960 state and do all this stuff and then it costs money, 318 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:13.279 right yeah, yeah, but then you're good for like three 319 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:14.840 years and by the time that's up there will be 320 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.720 actual recreational dispensaries. 321 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:17.240 Here I think so too. 322 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:19.799 Yeah, but like bars will sell THHD drinks. You can 323 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:22.759 buy gummies and TC drinks at the grocery store, but 324 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:25.120 for like actual like I like the vape cartridges and 325 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:27.360 stuff like if you want to get flour or that, 326 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:29.639 you have to go to an actual like medical dispensary. Still, 327 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:30.360 it's weird. 328 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:32.559 Portland's always been like kind of the wild West for 329 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:35.360 that stuff. We've always been the first to legalize. In fact, 330 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:38.960 we criminalized all drugs. I don't know if you guys 331 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:39.279 knew that. 332 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:41.720 Yeah, heroine stuff, didn't it not go well? 333 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:47.120 It has been great, but it's controversial of like literally 334 00:14:47.159 --> 00:14:49.080 if it's because like that's a bad idea or if 335 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:54.360 the reality is like yeah, if you're if you're doing 336 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:56.080 like a lot of hard drugs and stuff like that. 337 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:58.519 The idea here was like instead of putting them into jail, 338 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.120 they have to go to rehab because they probably shouldn't 339 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:04.559 be addicted to heroin. Now if all of the rehabilitation 340 00:15:04.679 --> 00:15:07.279 places are full and they can't go anywhere, and now 341 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:09.840 they can't go to jail because it's decriminalized, what happens 342 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:12.360 is is you have a bunch of addicts hanging out. 343 00:15:12.519 --> 00:15:16.639 I shouldn't joke. It's just it's just, oh no, I 344 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:17.240 shouldn't joke. 345 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:23.240 There going on. 346 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:25.879 You had that like the policymakers in Portland or Oregon 347 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:28.960 were like, holy ship, way more people like drugs than 348 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:34.519 we expected. Yeah, popular, Yeah, I know the people. It's 349 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:38.159 a serious problem. It's just like they did not they 350 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:41.600 didn't correctly fathom how many people would need the rehab. 351 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:46.759 They didn't fund, which is probably like bigger, bigger controversy. 352 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:49.759 But it is decriminalized I think currently as far as 353 00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:53.159 I'm aware, like you can do anything. We also had 354 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:58.000 like free range on on like CBD and th HC 355 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:01.159 in your drinks. So right right now, if you're getting 356 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:05.360 a CBD soda. It probably came from a can because 357 00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:07.519 it needs to be regulated, you know, like they have 358 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:08.200 to toss it in a. 359 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:10.600 Mountain milligrams max. Yeah, just like. 360 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:12.120 Beer, okay or wine. 361 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:15.759 Five years ago in Portland they would be like, do 362 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.279 you want a slushy from our slushy machine. We're also 363 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:22.279 adding like two droppers of THHC into it, and we 364 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:22.759 feel like. 365 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:26.559 Just loosely, just like like jungle juice, shake it up 366 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:27.399 with weed. 367 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:29.679 And if they're like feeling it, they just put more 368 00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:30.399 droppers in. 369 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:33.399 Oh, I don't like that. I like the I like 370 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:35.440 knowing exactly how many milligrams I'm getting. 371 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.840 That insane telling you it was the wild West. There 372 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:40.279 was a point in time, this was like before the 373 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:43.279 government recognized that you really need to regulate this ship 374 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:46.720 where Portland was just shoving it in any drink. You 375 00:16:46.759 --> 00:16:48.559 could add it as a bonus. You could be like, yeah, 376 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:50.759 I'll have a you know, like I would like a 377 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:53.879 whiskey soda and put two droppers of fucking weed in 378 00:16:53.919 --> 00:16:54.399 there too. 379 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:55.080 Oh my god. 380 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:57.799 An hour after Mary has a slushy, she's just at 381 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:58.240 the table. 382 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:04.000 It did happen to me. I definitely did like accidentally 383 00:17:04.079 --> 00:17:07.519 like have way too much of my like dropper or whatever. 384 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:09.319 At one point it probably happened to a lot of people, 385 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:11.640 which is probably why they regulated the shit out of it. 386 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.240 I just think like it's interesting because we're often the 387 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:16.279 testing grounds of what ends up happening with the rest 388 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:19.279 of the United States. So when everyone's like, it's so crazy, 389 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:20.920 like you can buy weed now, but you know you 390 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:23.839 do have to have the little fake license. You guess 391 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:25.720 that was like us like ten years ago and now 392 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:28.880 it's just like crazy over here. Yeah, you are kind 393 00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.160 of Maybe you guys will treat it like you know, 394 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:32.400 drugs soon. 395 00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:36.720 Oh, speaking of drugs, I watched Dread from twenty twelve finally. 396 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:37.559 Oh that's a great one. 397 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:42.240 The yeah, really good movie. Daniel record, like like Giant 398 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:44.799 Bombies guys have been recommending. Well, the poster was in. 399 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:45.599 The poster up there. 400 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:49.039 Yeah, it's a good movie. Fantastic. What's the drug called? 401 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:51.240 Like it as their perception of time. 402 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:53.440 I forget what it's called, but it's a very movie 403 00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:57.440 drug name. Yeah, that's the video of a movie. Yeah, 404 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:59.160 that's right. It's a total video game of a movie. 405 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:00.079 Like in the best way. 406 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:03.640 It's very It almost had Zack Snyder vibes, which I 407 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:08.000 don't usually like maic book comic book like uh to 408 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:11.079 put it like I had Sin City? Who did was 409 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:14.000 that Zack Snyder? I think that it had like it 410 00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:16.000 definitely HD the comic book influence. But it was good. 411 00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:18.839 I liked it. Okay, Yeah, it's a good movie. If 412 00:18:18.839 --> 00:18:20.279 you haven't seen it, it's like an hour and a 413 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:25.200 half of cool stuff. Carl like this. It's just really 414 00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:27.559 badass cop. I think we need more cop movies, is 415 00:18:27.559 --> 00:18:31.200 what I'm trying to say, speaking of regulating drugs and 416 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:33.079 and more cops. 417 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:34.519 More drugs. 418 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:40.640 There are a lot of good drugs, more tariffs, higher percentages. 419 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:42.079 No less eggs. 420 00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:44.720 I'm gonna put all those on my soundboard. 421 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:47.640 Yeah, it'd be really good. Play it, but don't tell 422 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:48.880 anybody who is saying it. 423 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:50.519 I don't know if I have that contex. 424 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:53.759 Yeah, I don't think I have like a you can 425 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:55.720 you know when it's Jeff Grubb, you know when it's 426 00:18:55.720 --> 00:18:56.559 Mike Manatti talking. 427 00:18:56.559 --> 00:18:58.200 I'm talking about the Glitter Day. 428 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:00.880 There you go. You don't really know it's. 429 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:04.480 Jack Stop in a rape Fores. What do you mean? 430 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:06.599 Can you guess? Who that is? Guess who it is? 431 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:09.279 Stop in a rate for Do you think it's back 432 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:09.640 al Art? 433 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:13.839 I think it's Gilbert Godfrey. 434 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:15.720 Who is that? It could be anyone? 435 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:18.599 Yeah, I don't, Yeah, I don't. I think you could 436 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:20.960 play a sound by me saying more tariffs, and I 437 00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:22.680 don't think people would know what it is who it is. 438 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:25.880 People would not know whom sun as Jack and Off 439 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:26.799 in a rainforest cafe. 440 00:19:27.119 --> 00:19:29.039 No, did he do that? Was that a thing? Oh? 441 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:31.519 Yeah? Nice? 442 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:34.559 I have more respect for him now I have less. 443 00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:36.880 That's fair. 444 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:37.880 He's listening. 445 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:41.400 I Mike it was low before. Does he listened fire Escape? Oh? 446 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:44.480 Yeah, yeah, he definitely does. And Mike, he kills him 447 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.839 whenever we talk about like j RPGs and stuff. He 448 00:19:46.920 --> 00:19:47.319 hates it. 449 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:49.880 Hey, I like j RPGs. I submitted one for our 450 00:19:49.880 --> 00:19:51.519 top one hundred. Marry did not include it in the 451 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:55.799 actual bracket though, which one PERSONA five and I and 452 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:59.279 Kingdom Heart? Oh? Actually, Dan, you were very taken aback 453 00:19:59.279 --> 00:20:00.960 that I had Kingdom Heart. It does an honorable mention. 454 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:02.400 That is fucked up. 455 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.519 Yeah, I don't think you knew that I liked that game, Yeah, 456 00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:09.200 the first one, not the other twelve What did you don't. 457 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:11.920 Strike me as that guy? What do you like about it? 458 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:15.359 It's it's like mostly nostalgia. I played it is the 459 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:19.720 nostalgia or no, no, no, no, just that game specifically the music, 460 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:23.839 the soundtrack. That game is like the most I've ever 461 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:25.920 been into Final Fantasy. No, that's not true. I like 462 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:29.160 Final Fantasy six, but that's about it. Like remake was cool. 463 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:31.920 I've not touched Rebirth yet, but I don't know something 464 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:34.680 about Kingdom Hearts the vibes of it. 465 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:37.359 Well, then you should have put a higher on your list. 466 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:39.359 No, no, no, I'm not saying that shouldn't been there, but 467 00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:40.839 Persona five was high on my list. It was like 468 00:20:40.920 --> 00:20:41.799 number fifteen for me. 469 00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:42.759 What's not? 470 00:20:43.440 --> 00:20:45.640 Yeah? It was actually where was it? Let me look, 471 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:48.599 I haven't played it five times like somebody we know, But. 472 00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:52.119 Well, it would have been annihilated in the first round. 473 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:54.359 I don't even know. Yeah, very fair unless it went 474 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:57.359 up against I just I was. 475 00:20:57.359 --> 00:21:00.119 Like, if you guys feel really strongly about a game 476 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:04.440 and you're like, it's very important that it's in this show, 477 00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:06.279 I was like, put it high on your list? 478 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:10.799 Does this look high brow to you? 479 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:11.920 What am I looking at it? 480 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:14.200 It's a wine zine called Noble Rot. Look at it? 481 00:21:14.240 --> 00:21:15.440 A wine zine? 482 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:17.640 What about this looks high brow to you? 483 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:22.480 Uh, audio listener, he's got He's just got a wine zine. 484 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:25.079 That's what else to say about this? I don't know 485 00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:28.119 what I'm looking at. It's essays about fucking wine with cartoons. 486 00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:30.799 Yeah, first of all, none of these images have wines. 487 00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:31.640 I don't think it's a. 488 00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:32.400 Very good direct. 489 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:35.279 You got a guy in an ascot drinking wine. 490 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:39.319 That's Benedett Cumberbatch. Kara writes for this magazine. She's super 491 00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:39.799 into wine. 492 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:44.319 She's it's a zine proven anything. 493 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:45.480 No, this is doing nothing. 494 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:47.279 You think that doesn't look like that? 495 00:21:47.279 --> 00:21:48.720 That doesn't look like it's for wine. 496 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:49.440 Look at those? 497 00:21:50.599 --> 00:21:53.640 Look at these pointing at a man's chest. 498 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:57.079 It's muscles. That's a bicep. It's a big one. 499 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:59.599 At some point they become boobies when that. 500 00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:03.559 Look at I mean, we don't need to keep looking 501 00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:04.839 at your wine zines, Mike. 502 00:22:05.640 --> 00:22:08.079 Look at this. Look at that little person. Nobody cares 503 00:22:08.240 --> 00:22:09.799 like hiking the bottom of the page. Look at this 504 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:10.480 a vineyard? 505 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:13.599 What a weirdo? 506 00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:15.480 Wine's cool into it? 507 00:22:15.799 --> 00:22:20.079 Nobody don't at all. I'll take wine over Kingdom Hearts. 508 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:21.960 But I think it could be cooler, and I also 509 00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:23.240 think that's super fair. 510 00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:27.119 Yeah, no, it could. I agree, everything could be cooler. 511 00:22:29.720 --> 00:22:31.119 Number twenty five on your. 512 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:32.160 List, it's pretty low. 513 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:34.920 That's pretty much you busted out that wine zine to 514 00:22:35.000 --> 00:22:36.920 distract me from your hypocrisy. 515 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:40.880 Real piece of your laser focused today. Not expect that. 516 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:42.680 I'm not letting you get away with it. 517 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:47.599 She recommended you recommended a game and I played it, 518 00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:49.079 so good side. 519 00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:51.279 Do we want to talk about video games now? Are 520 00:22:51.279 --> 00:22:51.559 we doing? 521 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:54.640 I mean, I think this is transitional and I'll tell 522 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:57.039 you why. This isn't so much about like what games 523 00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:59.200 we've been playing recently. This is a game I played 524 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:02.160 last EPI and I was like, I'm actually surprised with 525 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:04.519 how much I liked it. It was completely shocking and 526 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:08.039 like daring. I think it's a bit controversial, but I 527 00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.559 think it's I think it's great and I really recommend it. 528 00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:13.799 And it was called my side and I was like, 529 00:23:13.839 --> 00:23:16.240 I don't think Dan will probably play this, but I 530 00:23:16.279 --> 00:23:18.240 was like, I do recommend that Dan play it. And 531 00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:21.359 so when we finished recording the episode, Dan dm me 532 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:25.559 and said, I actually do have like time, I don't 533 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:28.240 need to go to bed yet I am feeling it. 534 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:30.519 So I might stream this game. And I went, oh 535 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.519 my god, if you stream this game, I will sit 536 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:34.279 in chat and I will watch it with you. And 537 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:37.039 I said, just promise me that you like won't quit immediately. 538 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:40.359 There are some like wai Fu because that's the that's 539 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.000 like the hook of this game is that it's like 540 00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:44.599 it's it's joking that maybe you're like playing a waif 541 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:46.720 fu sim game. 542 00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:51.920 But Dan wouldn't like, but you think that he would 543 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:53.720 like it. It's about you have. 544 00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:55.680 To get past that part. So a promise me you'll 545 00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:58.559 at least play like fifteen twenty minutes. And he was like, okay, 546 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:01.920 well you boots this game up. I don't know, like Dan, 547 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.720 you want to explain your experience. But like I'm in 548 00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:08.200 chat the whole time going like, please don't quit, please 549 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:08.880 do not quit. 550 00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:10.960 I didn't. I went for longer than I said I would. 551 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:14.079 You did go for longer than you said you would. 552 00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:16.720 There were some risky things, there was also stuff you liked, 553 00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:19.079 like cutting the vegetables, like the oh yeah. 554 00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:20.480 Like a mini game. Yeah yeah. 555 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:22.079 The game has a lot of mini games where like 556 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:25.680 this wife Fu girl is like, come into this game 557 00:24:25.759 --> 00:24:27.839 with me, and you like literally get sucked into the 558 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:29.799 game and she's like, help me cook, and she's like, 559 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:32.799 play it. Play a game with me. Play play like 560 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:37.519 this shitty little like fake console game with me. And 561 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:40.000 it was funny because you won, even though she's supposed 562 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:41.519 to get like a lot better at the game, but 563 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:44.319 you actually you're not gonna go easy on. Yeah, you 564 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:49.240 moved her as yeah, I know what I'm doing. She's cute, 565 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:52.000 but there were parts where you were like getting really concerned. 566 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:55.279 I think this one point she was like she was like, 567 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.759 let's go into my bedroom, and you were like, I'm 568 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:02.240 not going to jail, and everyone in chat, myself included, 569 00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:04.240 were like yelling like you have to go into the bedroom. 570 00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:07.599 It's a part of the experience of this game. You're 571 00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:09.680 you're not going to go to jail, like you're not 572 00:25:09.720 --> 00:25:11.799 going to get in trouble. But you were like very 573 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:17.119 apprehensive because she kept it's the illusion that maybe there's 574 00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:20.119 like something weird or pervy going on, but it doesn't. 575 00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:25.480 Nothing happens. You play this game. You did a good job, 576 00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:29.720 and I respect your choices, but my problem here is 577 00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:31.920 like there's this very iconic clip, and I do think 578 00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:36.200 we should clip it of your stream where something is 579 00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:40.400 rattling in her dresser or stand up dresser right, and 580 00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:44.519 it feels not good, like there's something wrong, and she's like, 581 00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:46.920 don't ignore my dresser and play this game with me, 582 00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:50.920 and you're like okay. But everyone, you, the audience, everyone 583 00:25:51.079 --> 00:25:53.400 were like looking at the dresser. Something's going on. Why 584 00:25:53.440 --> 00:25:56.039 is it rattling? Why is it shaking? Like, what's going on? 585 00:25:56.599 --> 00:25:58.440 And so you finally stand up and you walk up 586 00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:01.359 to the dresser and you put your hand out to 587 00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:04.160 open it and she gets in the way. She just 588 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:09.000 stop it. How dare you invade my privacy? That's where 589 00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:12.160 I keep my underwear and you shut the game down 590 00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:15.240 without without a second thought. 591 00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:17.279 I forgot what it was that made me shut the 592 00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:18.440 game down. But that checks out. 593 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:21.759 That is literally weird. 594 00:26:20.279 --> 00:26:24.200 I'm here and everyone in chat goes no, no, no, 595 00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:26.279 That's that's the moment. 596 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:27.200 Where it's not really good. 597 00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:30.480 I'm not looking at some anime girls underwear. I'm not 598 00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:35.960 doing that. You get a patty wagon that's not having 599 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:37.200 It's just. 600 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:40.519 You don't want it. You don't get yeah, carried away. 601 00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:44.799 You're going to miss no I don't the forty year 602 00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:47.200 old buried man. I'm not looking at the anime and 603 00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:47.839 your pants. 604 00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:50.480 That's what happens when you break the law. The cops 605 00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:52.119 come and throw you in a panty wagon. 606 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.640 No, not it where the phrase comes from? What is 607 00:26:56.640 --> 00:26:58.599 in her dresser that she's hiding? I don't know. 608 00:26:58.640 --> 00:26:59.559 I got the fuck out of there. 609 00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:01.839 It's a really big spoiler, but it's kind of where 610 00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:03.480 the game takes a dark twist. 611 00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:06.880 Oh, Dann's stomach some underwear. Yeah. 612 00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:08.640 The concept of this game is that it starts like 613 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.599 a cute little wife ou sim but it gets really dark, 614 00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:13.599 and that's I think, what's so interesting about it. But 615 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:16.599 the more I say, the more it spoils all of 616 00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:18.359 the twists and turns of this game. So what was 617 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.960 such a bummer is that Dan got through all of 618 00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:24.599 the like mini games of cutting carrots and vegetables and 619 00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:27.440 playing games with his like little WIFEU girlfriend, and then 620 00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:29.119 the second she said underwear. 621 00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:32.759 He was like, ah, look you give me some marioware 622 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:34.960 cooking mom of many games. I'm game to go along 623 00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:36.759 with that. But if you start talking about underpants in 624 00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:37.400 an anime game. 625 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:40.440 But Princess Peach is like stay away from my undie drawer. 626 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.799 You're like, I hate this game out of ten. 627 00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.759 Yeah, Princess Peach started talking about her pennies, I would 628 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:46.680 disavow Mario. 629 00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:48.400 Yeah right, you jay it. 630 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.759 I would have major issues at Princess Peach in the 631 00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:54.279 Switch to Mario game was like, check out my penties. 632 00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:55.880 I'd be like, I don't know what happened to Memoto. 633 00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.920 This isn't the Miamoto. I know the Switch to. 634 00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:02.480 Direction that's the launch game next to Mario Kart. Whatever 635 00:28:02.599 --> 00:28:06.359 is Princess Peaches panties panty raid. 636 00:28:09.559 --> 00:28:10.200 To catch them? 637 00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:15.759 Not doing metric for playing the Panty Princess game. 638 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:18.400 And the sequel, Jack Off Mario. 639 00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:23.559 Look, if Jack Off Mario is a switch to Launch game, 640 00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:24.799 that will be bold in a way. 641 00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:30.000 I would that they're kind of you know the haptics. Yeah, 642 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:34.839 it's an HD translation and it means something different. Yeah, 643 00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:37.640 really translation. 644 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.079 I have done this in the mini games and enjoyed it. 645 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.559 But let's check an episode in Mario Party. That's totally innocent. 646 00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:45.960 I'm not whacking off Mario. 647 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:49.519 All the time, totally innocent. I think that like we're 648 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.440 skirting a line here, and I don't think her saying 649 00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:57.200 she's gaslighting you. In that scene, she's saying, don't go 650 00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:59.440 in there. That's where I keep my panties to prevent 651 00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:00.799 you from wanting to go in there. 652 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:01.240 It worked. 653 00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:05.119 I would leave, I would leave the facility and call 654 00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:06.119 the police off. That happened. 655 00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:09.640 But that's how she tricked you, because there was there 656 00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:11.160 was something in there that was worth seeing. 657 00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:14.400 It wasn't're easy easily manipulated dance. 658 00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:17.240 She manipulated you, and she she won. I think you 659 00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:19.640 should boot it up again. Manipulated, and I think you 660 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:21.680 should open up the closet and see what's in there. 661 00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:25.000 Nope, already on insult. I gave it a shot. I 662 00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:26.160 did what I said I was gonna do. 663 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.440 They burned it in the backyard at FBI. 664 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:30.960 I just wanted to let you know that the soon 665 00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:33.920 as she brought up panties, I have deleted this game. 666 00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:36.319 And I did two rosaries. I called the FBI. I 667 00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:37.720 did everything I was supposed to do. 668 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:45.240 Dan gets taken to guantanamo because he continues playing the game. Yeah, 669 00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:47.599 people get thrown in there for less. 670 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.160 That's true. Yeah. 671 00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:53.799 Uh let's yeah, let's talk like torture and tariffs and uh. 672 00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:55.960 Things. 673 00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:57.799 Yeah, talk about games? Do you want to talk about 674 00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:03.839 the games? All right, we're back. What we're saying, you're 675 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:05.480 just about to like talk shit about someone because you 676 00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:06.799 didn't know I was coming back yet from the break. 677 00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:09.119 What were we saying, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, tell the people, 678 00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:13.119 tell the people, MIKENI Oh no, Mike, I do too. 679 00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:15.200 He's like one of my favorite people, so do I. 680 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.000 But you were just talking about him, Mary? What were 681 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:23.799 we saying? All right, so we talked about my side, 682 00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:28.319 I mean the clitoris and that we talked about the clitorists. Okay, 683 00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.720 I'm very curious. I have ac Shadows downloaded, Dan, I 684 00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:33.400 believe have you both tried it? 685 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:35.640 I've tried it, but I'm only two hours in. 686 00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:37.519 I'm like, that's a decent. 687 00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:41.079 You're the one, and then I have questions for you 688 00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:43.519 because I'm enjoying it so far, but I'm very early in. 689 00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.240 Yeah, I'm excited to try it. 690 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:50.240 I I historically have greatly disliked the Assassin's Creed serious. 691 00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:52.559 The only one I liked enough to beat was the 692 00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:54.359 second one, and even then I thought that was like, 693 00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.200 that's a good eight out of ten game. It kept 694 00:30:56.200 --> 00:30:58.039 my interest. There wasn't a lot else that I wanted 695 00:30:58.039 --> 00:30:59.559 to play at the time. So I don't love it, 696 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:02.480 but it's you know whatever. And I haven't even really 697 00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.920 touched the last couple, like just the settings, and it 698 00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.359 was like grease and stuff just I don't know big 699 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:09.400 axes and Viking stuff. Didn't that's not really my thing. 700 00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:11.440 So this one being like, oh, okay, it's like more 701 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:14.680 like a like Ninja, you know, Shanobi type stuff. It's like, oh, 702 00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:16.960 I'll give this a try here. It's always liked the 703 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:19.359 idea of that to like I remember like Tenshu back 704 00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:20.599 in the day and being like, oh, I'll just sneak 705 00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:23.519 around on rooftops and throw you know, sharrikins and stab people. 706 00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:25.680 But I suck at stealth and I've always hated the 707 00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:28.119 assassin's screed style of stealth. There were so many just 708 00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:31.880 like instant fail type shit. And when I started up Shadows, 709 00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:33.279 you know, I always look at the options of everything, 710 00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:35.640 got to turn off motion blur on everything. I saw 711 00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:40.920 there was separate difficulty sliders for combat and stealth, and 712 00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.680 I was like, oh, okay, cause I like combat and 713 00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:45.319 I'm good at combat. Stealth I don't like it. I'm 714 00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:47.119 not good at and so I saw when you bring 715 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:49.200 it down, it's like, oh, so enemies will take longer 716 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.359 to react to stuff, basically saying like, hey, they're gonna 717 00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.559 be dumber. You can sneak up on these motherfuckers and 718 00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:55.599 just stabbing way easier. And I'm like, that sounds great, 719 00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:56.640 that sounds perfect you. 720 00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:01.519 I'm sorry, I just fucking love the guy who doesn't 721 00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:02.519 like stealth in his back. 722 00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:08.880 I heard your solid I heard a million times. But 723 00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:11.079 also I second stealth in the Metal Gear games too. 724 00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:12.039 I just like the story up. 725 00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:15.559 That'll not gonna beat it that horse. Sorry. 726 00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:20.119 I think that Dan is like it's compartmentalizing because he 727 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:23.480 has PTSD from some kind of wartime trauma, and so 728 00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:25.640 he's gotten really good at putting certain parts of his 729 00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:26.480 brain in a box. 730 00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:28.119 And I don't talk about Korea. 731 00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:34.680 Yeah, you can have thoughts that should not align, and 732 00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:35.720 they can both be Dan. 733 00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:39.400 Yeah, he's a complex human being. I agree you were 734 00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:44.480 talking about shadows. Stealth has separate sliders. I think Valhalla 735 00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:46.559 and Odyssey had that as well. 736 00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:50.119 Okay, but those seemed especially boring even for Assassin's screen 737 00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:52.000 like the setting. I just I just something about the 738 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.559 big axes and ship like I'm sure you can get 739 00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:55.400 swords and stuff. I don't know that just Viking. 740 00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:59.200 Ship and all that Valhalla specifically. Sure he was grease, 741 00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:00.880 completely different millennium. 742 00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:03.680 Probably it's their neighbors, Like I don't know the same 743 00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:05.480 thing analization from. 744 00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:09.559 Nasty neighbors in any sense time or geographically. 745 00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:13.599 History major, Yeah, I'm sure they're wine Field didn't interlink. 746 00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:16.839 I'm not a history major. I just played both games, 747 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:19.079 not talking. 748 00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:20.119 Out of my ass because I don't know what I'm 749 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.160 talking about. 750 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:23.960 One of his books back there gave all this insight. 751 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:26.279 Yep, I guess I'm just trying to say that Ninjas 752 00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:29.119 seem cool, yes, and the other stuff didn't seem cool tonight. 753 00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:32.200 Yeah, I agree Ninjas and US is samurai correct? 754 00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:34.119 Well? Yeah, And like I played ten hours, and like 755 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:36.359 I played as the guy for like the very beginning, 756 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.240 and then you switch to the Ninja lady very quickly, 757 00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.519 and it's like, oh man, hell, I'm super mobile, and 758 00:33:41.559 --> 00:33:43.200 like I got this grappling hook, and like it actually 759 00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:45.400 felt really good. Like I used to hate the climbing 760 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.160 mechanics of Assassin's Creed. I felt like that just the 761 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.039 controls never did exactly what you want them to do. 762 00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:51.240 I'd hop off buildings without meaning to and all this shit. 763 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.000 It all just works the way you want to do here. 764 00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:55.039 It's just like, okay, hold forward an X and you're 765 00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:56.960 gonna do a bunch of cool hopping up climbing stuff 766 00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:59.279 and grappling, hook swing. All that stuff all felt great. 767 00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.200 Stabbing dudes awesome. A lot of good physics stuff, like 768 00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:04.920 all the destructible like boxes and bamboo and stuff. Everything 769 00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:06.319 was just kind of like tickling my brain in the 770 00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:08.119 right way. It's like, oh shit, I might actually like 771 00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:09.559 like this Assassin' Screed game. 772 00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:15.039 And the slicing of the uh there's like baskets of stuff, 773 00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:17.719 and when you're killing people with your samurai sword, if 774 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:20.599 you slice through a basket, slices down at this like 775 00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:23.159 fun angle, like it really was sliced with a sword, 776 00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:24.760 not you know what I mean. It doesn't just cut 777 00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.679 in half or explode. It looks sliced through with a sword. 778 00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:31.800 It's but that's fun like that in the little details 779 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:34.480 to make you feel like you're throwing a sword around totally. 780 00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:36.320 Like there's those little satisfying things that just like you 781 00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:38.159 wouldn't expect, not like a scripted thing. It's just like, 782 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:40.440 oh man, okay, I just dove through this paper door 783 00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:42.039 and stabbed a dude, and like that type of shit's 784 00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.440 really fun. And then there were stuff I was really 785 00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.119 appreciating too, where it's like I would just be running 786 00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:49.679 around exploring and I would see like some dudes that 787 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:51.679 had like enemy health bars, and I don't even kill 788 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:53.119 these dudes, don't know what their deal is, and I 789 00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:54.599 would kill them and it would do the big like 790 00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:58.480 flourish where it's like you killed this high ranking guy 791 00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.480 that it helped murder your family or what ever. It's like, 792 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:04.119 oh shit, and to the like objective screen, and it wasn't. 793 00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:06.639 I wasn't even like tracking a quest. I just found 794 00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:08.599 a dude and he looked evil and I killed him, 795 00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:10.239 and I was like, oh shit, that's awesome. And it 796 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:10.880 reminded me of. 797 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:13.840 Like mercenary to kill everybody, you know, Oh, I was 798 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:14.480 just killing everyone. 799 00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.920 There is that that sounds almost like the fact that 800 00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:20.039 there was supposed to be this gravitas around the kill 801 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:21.679 and there wasn't almost sounds bad. 802 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.320 No, I think it's awesome because it's like I like 803 00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:26.199 that about an open world game where it's like, sure 804 00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:28.239 you can follow the quest and everything and get all 805 00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:30.079 the story stuff and then wind up killing him. But 806 00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.519 in real life, like you know, sometimes you just run 807 00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:34.800 across an evil guy and well, I guess that doesn't 808 00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:35.400 happen in real life. 809 00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:38.559 But I think parents is my point. Okay, no, no, no, right, 810 00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:40.639 I'm really not trying to show on this. I I like, 811 00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:42.480 I'm excited to play this and I've played every single 812 00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.400 Assassin's Creed, every single one. I love this series. 813 00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.920 But do you play like Mercenaries Playground of Destruction? 814 00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:51.440 Have I played Mercenaries player? I am Mercenary? Have I? Okay? 815 00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:55.920 Okay, all right, I figured it seems like a my game. Okay, yeah, 816 00:35:56.360 --> 00:35:58.719 all right, So what you know the Deck of fifty 817 00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:00.480 two thing, and it's like the same thing. You could 818 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.159 be like just driving around the mountains or in a 819 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:04.639 helicopter's like oh shit, there's the Jack of Spades and 820 00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:06.159 you go down there and you crash a helicopter in 821 00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:08.440 his head and kill them. That they gave me that 822 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:10.360 type of feeling like I can just find these guys 823 00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:11.559 in the world and kill them. 824 00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:12.039 That's good. 825 00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:13.760 And so yeah, that's that's all to say that. Like 826 00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:15.360 for the opening hours, there was just a lot of 827 00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:16.960 stuff that I was like, oh shit, this is clever, 828 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.960 this is cool, like it's clearly a very well made game. 829 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:22.119 But I also was knowing the whole time that like, oh, 830 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:24.159 as soon as something comes along, like right now, I'm 831 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:25.960 not I don't have any new games I'm playing. Really, 832 00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:28.920 as soon as something does come around, I'm gonna probably 833 00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:30.519 drop this and fall off and not come back, like 834 00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:32.559 I wasn't hooked on that level. And sure enough, this 835 00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:34.440 game that we'll talk about on the next episode came along, 836 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.840 and I was like, well, this is all I'm playing now, 837 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.599 and I look back at it now and it's like, yes, 838 00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:41.599 I do think Shadows is one of the best assassin's 839 00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:43.719 screens I've played. But at the same time, a lot 840 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.679 of the stuff I don't like about the series, namely 841 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:48.159 it's just dry and boring, and like I don't give 842 00:36:48.159 --> 00:36:50.320 a fuck about any of these characters or anytime there's 843 00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.039 a cut scene, it's just like, these are the most 844 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.800 boring fucking characters I can imagine, even though Ninja's are 845 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:58.400 cool and the setting's cool and everything, it's just like, uh, 846 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:00.519 like I hated the voice acting, the English voice acting, 847 00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.719 and then I switched it to immersive mode, which is 848 00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:04.679 like a mix of the actual like Portuguese and Japanese 849 00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:06.639 and stuff, and that helped a lot, But like still, 850 00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:09.039 the actual story and the characters were just boring me 851 00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:11.599 to tears. So I don't know if I'll be going back, 852 00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:14.360 but I will say that like I did not I'm 853 00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:15.719 not even saying I didn't hate it. I'm gonna say 854 00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:17.199 I did enjoy it. I think it's a good game. 855 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:19.119 I just don't think I'm gonna go back to it. 856 00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:21.920 Are they doing a good job of encouraging you to 857 00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.159 play as both characters? Are you just sticking to that 858 00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:25.079 come back? 859 00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:27.840 I've only had I saw the guy at the very beginning, 860 00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.639 during like a tutorial, and then I've been now a 861 00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:34.199 or you know, the girl for like eight plus hours 862 00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:36.599 and has not even mentioned the dude again. I can't 863 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.199 It's not a GTA swap back to him type thing yet. 864 00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:40.480 I don't know. Maybe he does want to go back 865 00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:40.719 to them. 866 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:43.760 Yeah, because I liked I love Assassin's Creed Syndicate the 867 00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:47.400 London Industrial Revolution one with Jacob and Evie brother and sister. 868 00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:49.000 That was super cool because you could. 869 00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:51.639 Choose which story you were watching based on which one 870 00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:52.960 you were swapping too, and. 871 00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:55.719 That that was more of a case of they both 872 00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:59.320 function the same way. Their animations were just very different. 873 00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:01.480 He was more brute forest brass knuckle kind of stuff. 874 00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:06.079 She was like acrobatic and stab in between specific ribs 875 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.599 kind of fighting. But I was curious. I had seen 876 00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:13.000 in previews that use the case, for instance, cannot crawl 877 00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:18.079 through small holes like she can. Have you encountered artificial 878 00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:20.360 stuff like that? That's like, oh, he can't do this 879 00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:21.639 very menial thing. 880 00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.400 Hard to say considering I haven't played at them, or rather. 881 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:25.840 I guess in your case, have you seen anything that 882 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:28.400 she can't do that he supposedly can? 883 00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.639 I know that she can. Can he grapple because when 884 00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:35.360 we played is Him, all he did was fight sequences, 885 00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:38.159 And she's the one who is acrobatic and has the 886 00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:41.280 grapple and the ability to like tiptoe and like swan 887 00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:44.400 dive and stuff like that. So I would be surprised 888 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.039 if they have a grapple for him, But maybe they do, 889 00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:48.400 oh like the grappling. 890 00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:50.280 Hook then yeah, oh yeah. 891 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.400 It's like her thing is silent Assassin. That's like her 892 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.800 whole mobile bag and every time we play him, it's 893 00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:59.199 like you're in so you're in war, can't go kill 894 00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:02.559 all these people? Well, and you just throw your sword around. 895 00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:04.719 Like maces and shit, too right, I've seen he gets 896 00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:06.079 like these like long sticks. 897 00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.719 Later on, Yeah, he has heavier and I think he's 898 00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:11.119 like more about there's like a perry system and stuff 899 00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:11.760 to make sure that. 900 00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:12.360 Uh. 901 00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.400 But what I found was interesting is like when you're 902 00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:17.679 when you're doing combat as him, it's like, here's how 903 00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:20.079 you perry, here's like how you dodge. Just make sure. 904 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:21.880 And then as soon as you play as her, they 905 00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:24.199 were like, if you see this red light, that means 906 00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:28.599 it's an unpariable right attack, you have to dodge it. 907 00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:31.400 And that was not shown with the guy. 908 00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:34.880 So he's more brude force like and yeah, yeah, okay. 909 00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.760 Yeah, but I I but today point we haven't. We 910 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:41.679 haven't played as I swear. You play as the guy 911 00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:43.480 for like the first thirty minutes and you kill a 912 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:45.840 bunch of people, and then I played as the girl 913 00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:47.679 the rest of the time, and I really liked her. 914 00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:49.920 But she has a totally different combat style and she's 915 00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:53.599 much more focused on, you know, dance up this wall, 916 00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:56.039 get behind them, and then stab them in the neck, 917 00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:57.519 and that's what she'd like, that's her thing. 918 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:01.280 But you you sorry if you said this already. Have 919 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:03.320 either of you gotten to the point where you can 920 00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:05.039 switch at will if you want. 921 00:40:04.920 --> 00:40:07.000 To help you? No, I literally have not seen the guys. 922 00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:08.280 The first thirty minutes. 923 00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:09.880 I thought you were doing that choice. 924 00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:13.119 No I did. Yeah, the game has not acknowledged that man. 925 00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:15.840 For like Tanna, it's all about her and her mask journey. 926 00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:18.960 She's trying to get this mask. She's very upset about it. 927 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.000 Every time she's riding her horse, they always add in, 928 00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.280 you know, dead in the little horse pieces of Oh 929 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:28.000 the horse is actually quite effective. You are fast on 930 00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:30.199 this horse. It's really fun to to be able to 931 00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:33.760 ride a horse. But when you're riding a distance, they'll 932 00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:36.679 always say something and she's always like, I've got to 933 00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.440 get that mask back, and it's just like I know 934 00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:42.280 I'm the one who's playing this. Usually when there's like 935 00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.079 a dialogue in horse riding in a game, it's to 936 00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:49.280 add color commentary, right like between characters that you can 937 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:51.360 learn more about them and their hat past and their 938 00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:54.239 history or like their dynamic. But in this game, her 939 00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:57.360 her horse commentary is like as I have said previously, 940 00:40:57.679 --> 00:40:59.840 I have to get this mask back. It's very important. 941 00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:01.400 It's like, yeah, I fucking know. 942 00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:06.119 That I don't a mask at all. What I thought 943 00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:07.559 they just like killed your dad or something. 944 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.719 The moon's falling to Earth and you got three days 945 00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:11.400 to beat the game. 946 00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:14.239 Oh I see. Yeah, I was gonna say, Oh, I 947 00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:15.880 wonder if they're not saying it as much with me, 948 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.000 or if I just forgot. I probably just forgot. 949 00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:22.280 It's the second at Yeah, you're probably like, we're looking 950 00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:27.039 at you know, blue sky, and then the cut scene 951 00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:30.400 had ended, and you like the game. 952 00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:31.559 I'm so popular. 953 00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:38.880 No, I'm not a phone game guy. I'm really not. 954 00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:41.880 No, I know, to your credit, you you don't. You're 955 00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:45.960 not like a on listening to podcasts while you watch movies. 956 00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:48.639 You're very attentive with with movies, but with games. 957 00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:51.960 Actually, honestly, with with this that was so boring, and 958 00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:54.280 I did give such zero ships about the story that 959 00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:56.679 I did wind up like listening to podcasts and stuff 960 00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:58.840 and just running around, jumping up buildings and finding treasure 961 00:41:58.920 --> 00:41:59.400 chests and stuff. 962 00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.000 I do like jumping around, though. I think I think 963 00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:04.880 it is a really well made The scene I played 964 00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:06.960 with the girl, which is by the way to get 965 00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:10.360 the mask back. It's the very first thing you do 966 00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:15.960 with her. Dnne Okay, well, I think it was extremely 967 00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:19.480 well designed. The space was designed for you to play 968 00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:22.320 and be able to like hop, skip and jump your 969 00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.400 way through the building. That feels good to you. I 970 00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:30.000 don't think it was obvious. There's always like this commentary 971 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:32.639 about like white paint, right like like where you want 972 00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:35.000 them to go. S game does not do that, but 973 00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:39.119 it uses really good visual cues where it's like, so 974 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.280 when you get to the first building, there's two giant 975 00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:43.400 guards of the building that are like, you're not coming 976 00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:44.920 in here, and it's like, okay, I guess I'm not 977 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:47.559 going in there. And so you look around the building 978 00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:52.039 and there's just these boards against the building, and it's like, 979 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.960 I'm a ninja. I bet I can run against those boards. Again, 980 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.679 there's no white paint. There's nothing like very glaringly obvious. 981 00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:01.639 It's just a visual cue that I think is for 982 00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:04.199 the average gamer. You're gonna be like, I'm a ninja, 983 00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:05.760 I bet I can do that, and sure is shit, 984 00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:10.239 you absolutely can. There'll be these pillars throughout the location 985 00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:15.960 where it's like, again there's no color or like lighting cues. 986 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:18.800 It's just you're a ninja. I bet I could jump 987 00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:22.440 from pillar to pillar really delicately, and sure, is shit, 988 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:28.199 you absolutely can. It gave you really nice, delicate ways 989 00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.199 of guiding you through the space, but did not feel forced, 990 00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:32.760 didn't feel like it was telling me what to do. 991 00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:35.360 I just felt like I was playing in the space 992 00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:37.920 and being really cool, fun ninja the whole time. I 993 00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.119 think they I think they handled that first area like 994 00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:42.559 it was designed impeccable, and. 995 00:43:42.519 --> 00:43:44.159 They had that across the whole open world, Like I 996 00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:46.719 remember having that thought when there's like these big pirate 997 00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:48.559 ships in the ocean. I don't know if you went there, 998 00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:50.320 but like you can climb on you can climb up 999 00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:52.440 to the very top of these masks and all this stuff, 1000 00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:54.960 and the pirate ships are conveniently close enough to where 1001 00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:56.639 you could jump from like the top of a mask 1002 00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:58.559 onto like you know, the board on another one. And 1003 00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:00.480 it's like but like Mary said, it's not like, hey, 1004 00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:02.440 check you should jump from ship to ship. It's just like, oh, 1005 00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:04.000 I bet I could, And then it's like, yep, all right, 1006 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.760 I thought of that. That's cool. Like the park corset 1007 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.280 does feel pretty great in this game. 1008 00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:11.559 Yeah, I think it's it's been constructed in a way 1009 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:14.519 that for the first time in a long time, I 1010 00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:18.559 feel like it's encouraging you to play with the space 1011 00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:20.960 design and run around like a fun little ninja that 1012 00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.320 you are. I did not want to be discovered. One 1013 00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:26.519 time I was accidentally discovered, and I actually I restarted 1014 00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:28.320 because I was like, I don't want to fight my 1015 00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.519 way through this space. It is more fun for me 1016 00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:35.000 to acrobatically dance around this space. And that really was 1017 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:38.760 a joy for me to just like run around and 1018 00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:41.559 use my zip line or whatever it is I could 1019 00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:43.880 to like get through the different areas, and it does 1020 00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:47.719 encourage you. There'll be some cues. One of them was like, hey, 1021 00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:49.880 you'll be able to see people better if you get 1022 00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:51.840 to a high advantage point. So I was like, all right, 1023 00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:54.119 if you look around the space just like the ship, 1024 00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:57.400 you will find the highest piece of wood that they 1025 00:44:57.519 --> 00:44:59.840 want you to clearly climb. And then they have a 1026 00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:03.599 bagging system just like metal gear. We can like tag 1027 00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:05.760 all the enemies so that you know where it ought 1028 00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:08.599 to go. Because you'll be discovered once you do all 1029 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:12.800 that stuff. I feel like they've given you enough tools 1030 00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:16.920 where you can be sneaky. I did not alter the 1031 00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:20.960 game's settings, and I figured it out, like I don't 1032 00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:23.920 think I'm the most sneaky person either, Dan, And they 1033 00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:26.840 gave me enough where I could do it without getting discovered, 1034 00:45:26.880 --> 00:45:28.440 and that felt really good for me. 1035 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.639 Yeah, And I appreciate the level of like accessibility stuff 1036 00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:35.119 and you know, just combat and like the options, Like 1037 00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:37.360 more options are never a bad thing, And I was 1038 00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:39.159 impressed at the suite they give you in this. 1039 00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:41.440 I agree. I think people are really liking it. I'm 1040 00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:44.199 gonna be playing it some more. It's kind of taken 1041 00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.559 place of a vowed right now for me because it's 1042 00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:49.719 it's my console game of choice. Right now I'm gonna play. 1043 00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:51.360 I'm gonna play a lot more of it. I owe 1044 00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:53.000 a lot more of it, and I am looking forward 1045 00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:53.280 to it. 1046 00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:58.320 Uh, Elephant in the room. Yeah, I think there's like 1047 00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.159 discourse online going around about oh, like Ghost of Sushima 1048 00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:05.360 already did this. Better half of me is like, I 1049 00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.599 think they kind of shot themselves in the foot. You'd 1050 00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.119 be soft way back in the day when Alex Hutchinson 1051 00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.800 was like, oh Japan's too obvious or whatever, Like I 1052 00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:17.119 think that sets them back of it too obvious. But 1053 00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:20.800 also I think there's more room. There's room enough for 1054 00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:23.039 more than one open world game. 1055 00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:25.960 So different to me too, Like I. 1056 00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:29.039 Love, for the record, I love Ghost Sushima, and I'm 1057 00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:30.920 not saying I can't enjoy this as well. I'm saying, 1058 00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.159 is there any like it does it's doing, it's separating 1059 00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:36.199 itself from that different I. 1060 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.719 Mean, there's a lot of just Assassin screed shit in 1061 00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:41.360 this where it's like you were climbing tall temples and 1062 00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:43.599 stuff like that that like, you know, I don't remember 1063 00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:46.840 the amount of like vertical mobility in Sushima that this has. 1064 00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:48.159 It's more for sure. 1065 00:46:48.519 --> 00:46:50.519 Yeah, yeah, It's just it's got a different vibe to it. 1066 00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:54.719 I think, I I think I probably prefer Sushima. But yeah, 1067 00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:56.519 it doesn't. This doesn't feel like, oh, it's just another 1068 00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:57.159 one of those. 1069 00:46:57.119 --> 00:46:59.320 Cool I Like I said, I could very well like 1070 00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:02.599 them both. I'm going to play Shadows tonight if I 1071 00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:05.559 get time, because I really like I like Assassin's Creed. 1072 00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:07.440 I've been There's even been titles I've kind of been 1073 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:10.519 an apologist about. I did not like val HeLa whatsoever. 1074 00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:13.079 I got bored to death. I liked Odyssey, but it 1075 00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:17.920 got overloaded activities. Bloated Origins is my favorite Assassin's creed 1076 00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:20.360 of all time, So like, I'm curious to see what 1077 00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:21.719 they do with this new chapter. 1078 00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:25.039 While we're comparing two games, do you mind if I 1079 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:27.519 transition to a game that I keep comparing to another game? 1080 00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:29.000 Go for it? 1081 00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:33.960 So I'm finally playing. I think it's called split Back Sweciction. 1082 00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:35.360 Yeah. 1083 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:38.800 Yeah, I wrote it as split Faction because I cannot remember. 1084 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:40.400 I was trying to remember the game I read that. 1085 00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:41.599 I was like, wait, what the fuck is the name? 1086 00:47:41.639 --> 00:47:42.320 I know that's wrong. 1087 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:47.360 It's such a memorable title. So Dan, you played this 1088 00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:49.599 last EPI and you were talking about how you were 1089 00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:53.039 actually really enjoying it. You played as pigs who fart 1090 00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:55.719 and stuff like that, and you said it was like 1091 00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:58.199 really creative. So I was excited about it. So I 1092 00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:02.480 also got this game and have been playing it. I 1093 00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:05.639 have to be three fourths through this game. I feel 1094 00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:10.039 very feel like I've almost beaten this game. Have you 1095 00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:11.800 beaten the game? I'm just curious, Like what, No. 1096 00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:14.079 Bonk was a GDC for like a week, so we 1097 00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:15.599 had to take you know, I don't think i've played 1098 00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:16.960 since last time I talked about it. We are going 1099 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:20.360 to go back to it. But yeah, yeah, you're beyond 1100 00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:21.000 me at this point. 1101 00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.119 Oh okay, great, Well, I just I've had a little bit 1102 00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:27.440 of a different experience than you. I I do think 1103 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:29.360 that it is creative, and I think it's really interesting 1104 00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:31.119 that you can play in lots of different spaces, Like 1105 00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:33.079 you're in sci fi. Then you're like in this like 1106 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:37.360 magical farm with giant vegetables that is actually quite cute. 1107 00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:41.519 I got to this area with like giant giants and 1108 00:48:41.559 --> 00:48:43.639 you're running between their hands, so they like come and 1109 00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.880 scoop you up with their fingers and you like jump 1110 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:49.320 between giants, which it visually looks cool. And right now 1111 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:51.920 I'm in a fantasy area where like I'm a fairy 1112 00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.880 and the other person is like a I'm going to say, 1113 00:48:55.880 --> 00:48:57.760 like a sea otter, and so like they're doing stuff 1114 00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:02.440 in the water and I can fairy around half fly, 1115 00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:03.400 I guess. 1116 00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:05.480 And just the one where there's like the bamboo things 1117 00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:08.039 and like the ocean thing can like move you while 1118 00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:09.719 you're holding out of the bamboo and you're going through 1119 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:11.280 a river. Does that sound familiar? 1120 00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:14.280 It's I don't know if I'm seeing I don't know 1121 00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.239 if I can place exactly what you're visually saying. But 1122 00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:18.079 there is a point where, like the otter is like 1123 00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:21.119 moving my stuff in the water so that I can 1124 00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:25.079 get past brambles and like nets and like stuff. I 1125 00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:27.960 don't think it's an ocean, it's it's like an underwater cave. 1126 00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:32.239 So okay, okay, anyway, I think there's some really cool, 1127 00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:34.679 interesting stuff that this game is doing. I do really 1128 00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:37.800 like that you can play into very different environments, right 1129 00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:43.440 like sci fi changing it up to fantasy. It helps 1130 00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:47.000 with our attention spans that every time I'm like okay, 1131 00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:51.320 I feel like I've seen enough of this future dystopia 1132 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:53.360 that it shoves me into a different world. So I 1133 00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:57.840 think that is nice. But I think I'm a bit 1134 00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:02.440 of a hater because this aime isn't really doing any 1135 00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:06.320 of these areas extremely well. I think because we're playing 1136 00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:10.079 in these areas for a short period of time, by 1137 00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:13.320 the time you really recognize that there's invisible walls everywhere, 1138 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:15.320 that it's kind of janky that you could like fall 1139 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:18.079 through the tomatoes or like the game doesn't want you 1140 00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:21.960 to do very specific things, and the mechanically you're very limited. 1141 00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:25.719 It's telling you literally what to do in every scene. 1142 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:27.559 By the time you're like okay, I I feel like 1143 00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.880 I've seen it, they shove you in a new environment 1144 00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:33.760 that you get to explore and think, I think it's 1145 00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:35.880 tricking you into thinking that you have a lot of 1146 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:38.800 agency in this space, but you literally have none. 1147 00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:41.760 I guess Devil's advocate on that point, because like, I 1148 00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:44.880 do agree with you in that, like it is very simple, 1149 00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.119 Like the controls are very much like, Okay, in this area, 1150 00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:49.360 you have you know, your R two does this, and 1151 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:51.239 then you can just basically jump and dash. You know, 1152 00:50:51.320 --> 00:50:53.960 there's not a lot complicating going on. But I have 1153 00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:55.920 to think that that would be kind of by design, 1154 00:50:56.039 --> 00:50:58.119 considering it's supposed to be a game that, like you 1155 00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:00.400 have to play co op and I'm a lot of 1156 00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:03.559 people are bringing in friends or significant others and stuff 1157 00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.000 that are not maybe normally wouldn't play games, would be like, oh, 1158 00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:08.119 let's play this game together. And like, I think the 1159 00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:10.960 kind of simplified controls and stuff probably help with that. 1160 00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:13.639 But it doesn't mean you're wrong about what you're saying there. 1161 00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:16.480 Like it is, it's not a complicated game by any means. 1162 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:18.320 It's just kind of a roller coaster ride of just 1163 00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:20.199 like now this, now, this is happening. Now that's happening. 1164 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.360 Don't forget to shoot the balloons. Yeah, like it's it's 1165 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.840 constantly telling you what to do, so you feel really 1166 00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:29.079 busy and really valued both players at any skill level, 1167 00:51:29.320 --> 00:51:31.320 And I will, I will acknowledge I think you are 1168 00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:33.280 right that I think this is for lots of people 1169 00:51:33.360 --> 00:51:36.559 at varying skill levels, so that you could play this 1170 00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:39.000 with your younger brother, you could play this with like 1171 00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:42.440 your girlfriend who like kind of is cool with your game, 1172 00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:46.519 you know, hobby, but might not really want to play this, 1173 00:51:46.639 --> 00:51:48.559 and you're like, this is a good in. I think 1174 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:51.320 this is a good in as someone who like plays 1175 00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:53.599 a lot of games and gets a thrill out of 1176 00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:56.360 being able to play a game with another person co op. 1177 00:51:57.480 --> 00:51:59.639 I think that there are other games that do this 1178 00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:03.000 so tr tremendously better. That it's just a bit of 1179 00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:06.920 a bummer to play this and have these very simple 1180 00:52:06.960 --> 00:52:11.639 puzzle designs spoon fed to me in between like kind 1181 00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:15.760 of gimmicky spaces where I don't actually get the full 1182 00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:18.199 breath of being able to play and enjoy. I think 1183 00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:20.639 that Portal two walked so that this game. 1184 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:23.000 Could crawl interesting. 1185 00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:25.320 Yeah, I think there are other games that are doing 1186 00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:26.239 it way better, and I. 1187 00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:29.079 Think it's a bummert. I definitely prefer Portal too. 1188 00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.239 It's a fucking decade old, you know what I mean. 1189 00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:33.400 Like this, we keep saying like, can you believe this 1190 00:52:33.519 --> 00:52:37.320 games for two people? And I'm like, yeah, I actually can. 1191 00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.360 There's a lot of games that do that. So, like, 1192 00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:43.239 I don't think it's like this extraordinary innovative thing. I 1193 00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:47.840 think that the idea that this game is getting this 1194 00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:51.920 high praise for doing it. Maybe it's because it's doing 1195 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.280 it in such a handholdy way that we feel like 1196 00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:59.559 everyone can participate and partake. But I think maybe it's hook. 1197 00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:03.800 I think the thing is that that couch co op, 1198 00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:05.800 which people misuse that term all the time. They think 1199 00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:07.840 it's any time it's the same room. It's not co op. No, 1200 00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:11.000 this is legitimately, couch co op is not a thing 1201 00:53:11.039 --> 00:53:13.039 as much anymore. He used to so be a thing, 1202 00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:14.519 you know, all through the eight and sixteen bit and 1203 00:53:14.519 --> 00:53:16.760 beyond era, Like there is so much that And I 1204 00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:18.920 think since you kind of got online games and stuff 1205 00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:21.039 like that, and you know, multiplayer shooters and all that stuff, 1206 00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:23.440 I think the idea of multiplayer is less. Oh I'm 1207 00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:25.920 sitting down and playing. Contrast my friend on the same couch. 1208 00:53:26.239 --> 00:53:28.519 I think it is almost a throwback to like, okay, 1209 00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:30.199 me and my friend or me and my wife are 1210 00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.760 sitting on the couch playing together. And I think that's 1211 00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:34.599 why it's gotten so much attention, because it is. It's 1212 00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:36.840 doing it very well at like a high level, you know, 1213 00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:41.280 production wise, and there's just not a lot. I everything 1214 00:53:41.280 --> 00:53:43.920 you're saying is true. I mean, I don't think it. 1215 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:46.239 Is compared to the other games of its magnitude. I 1216 00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:47.920 think that if you want to play a game with 1217 00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:50.199 your little niece who's not very good at games, I 1218 00:53:50.199 --> 00:53:54.239 would recommend ray Man Legends, which is extremely good for 1219 00:53:54.360 --> 00:53:59.320 both levels of play and is extraordinary designed to have 1220 00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:02.239 co opic experiences with other people where you can have fun. 1221 00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:04.480 I think that there are like Mario games that do 1222 00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:05.840 us extraordinarily better. 1223 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:08.320 But even like Raymond Legends, you know, like that was 1224 00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:10.280 over a decade ago. I think, you know, so that 1225 00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:12.320 that's all just that's right. I don't think there's. 1226 00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:14.880 Been so much room for improvement in a decade. I 1227 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:18.920 I just I think I am disappointed that, like the 1228 00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:21.760 fact that they're making these So Okay, I hear your point. 1229 00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:23.960 I think what I'm saying is is like this game 1230 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:26.239 is getting a lot of praise that it's doing something 1231 00:54:26.679 --> 00:54:29.159 that games aren't doing anymore, which I think means there 1232 00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:31.760 is a hole in the market for co op games 1233 00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:32.960 that we should be filling. 1234 00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:34.320 I agree. 1235 00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:36.800 I am in agreement with that. I would love way 1236 00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:39.639 more co op games to be in the market. I 1237 00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:41.760 think that this game is like really limited with what 1238 00:54:41.840 --> 00:54:44.519 it's doing, but I can see why everybody's obsessed with it, 1239 00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:46.440 and I think it's because it's doing something that everybody 1240 00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:48.599 wishes they could be doing more with their friends, which 1241 00:54:48.599 --> 00:54:50.800 is just like playing games together and enjoying like a 1242 00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:52.519 nice co op experience. 1243 00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:54.559 That's fair. Yeah, I think that's totally fair. 1244 00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:55.960 Okay, that's it. 1245 00:54:56.119 --> 00:54:58.960 That's my ultimate way. Yeah, I'm not like, you know, 1246 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:00.559 I think it's a very really. 1247 00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:07.119 The story sucks and they're acting as such. Sorry, I 1248 00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:08.760 don't think it's they're acting. I think the writing is 1249 00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:11.840 like so exhausting. They fucking did it again. Instead of 1250 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.239 having two people who are getting a divorce, which is 1251 00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:18.039 like Jesus Christ, dude, now it's two women who have 1252 00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:21.280 complete opposite writing styles and don't respect each other, and 1253 00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:24.079 so you know, they'll be in one of their worlds 1254 00:55:24.079 --> 00:55:26.480 and the other one will be like you wrote this, 1255 00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:29.280 like are you okay, and it's just like, okay, well, 1256 00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:30.800 I don't like her for saying that. And then they'll 1257 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:33.199 be in the other girls world and she'll be like, hey, 1258 00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:36.760 did you write this about like needing to owe money 1259 00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:38.719 because something's going on in your real life? And the 1260 00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:43.320 girl's like, no, no, I don't know anybody money, And 1261 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:46.599 it's just like, that's fucked up that both of these characters. 1262 00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:48.039 It's fucked up that you wrote. 1263 00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:49.880 That that, Like do you live in the country, you idiot? 1264 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:51.320 You live in you idiot. 1265 00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:56.480 Yeah, it's like country bumpkin versus like city girl who 1266 00:55:56.519 --> 00:55:59.480 owes money to a financial investor or something like that. 1267 00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:01.840 And it's so obvious what they're doing, but. 1268 00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:05.599 It's incredibly on the nose and obvious. And yeah, I 1269 00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:08.079 will not defend the writing at all. I just yeah, 1270 00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:10.039 it's just that roller coaster co op thing. I do 1271 00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:11.880 like it a lot, but I'm also not going to like, 1272 00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:13.920 you know, die on the split fiction hill or anything 1273 00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:16.199 like that, like be my top ten or anything. 1274 00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:18.519 I'm gonna complete it. I think it's I think it's 1275 00:56:18.639 --> 00:56:20.840 doing its job, and I do enjoy playing with other people. 1276 00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.280 I think this is going to be just like the 1277 00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:24.400 other one, where it's like I suspect that this is 1278 00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:25.960 going to be like one of these things where everyone's like, 1279 00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:27.840 this is a game of a generation, everybody needs to 1280 00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:30.079 play this, and I'm like, I don't. I don't agree. 1281 00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:33.000 I don't think this is like super monumental. I think 1282 00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:35.679 it's showing us. And now, like with this conversation, I 1283 00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:37.880 feel really confident in saying like this is just showing 1284 00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:39.519 us that there's a gap in the market. We should 1285 00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:42.400 be making more games that we can enjoy playing with 1286 00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:45.800 our buds casually on a couch. But like Jesus, can 1287 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:50.360 someone else try this one? But Joseph, I I do 1288 00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.199 think he does a decent job at it. I just 1289 00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.280 think I think that the amount of value we're placing 1290 00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:57.880 in these games is too damn high. 1291 00:56:58.719 --> 00:57:00.599 Oh, I'm totally with you, and like it takes too 1292 00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:01.880 I had a lot of fun ideas and stuff, but 1293 00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:03.599 by the end, Bunk and I were like, all right, 1294 00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.280 this is going on too long. And then like when 1295 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:07.039 one Game of the Year and stuff like, oh boy, 1296 00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:08.719 that was fun for a bit, but that is a 1297 00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:10.079 game of the year, is crazy, you know. 1298 00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:13.320 Yeah, we all had the same reaction to It Takes two, 1299 00:57:13.320 --> 00:57:15.440 which was like, that was a great experience. It ain't 1300 00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:21.800 gonna be in our top ten. Yeah, same, Yeah. 1301 00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:24.079 No, I think we were closer than a may seem 1302 00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:24.960 on our opinion on this. 1303 00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:27.440 Yeah, what's et. 1304 00:57:29.000 --> 00:57:34.400 Et for the Atari twenty six? Based on the Steven 1305 00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:36.920 Spielberg film Transition? 1306 00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:41.079 Wait, the original et from like thteen Dickity two. 1307 00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:43.159 Yep, the one that was so bad and they had 1308 00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:47.119 to bury it in a landfill. Famously, it's stuck in 1309 00:57:47.159 --> 00:57:50.360 like a hole? Right, oh, so many holes. I got 1310 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:55.000 stuck in a billion holes. Well, it started as a 1311 00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:56.639 Blake club game, and I'd beat. 1312 00:57:56.519 --> 00:57:58.079 Those who don't know that is the Giant Bomb Show 1313 00:57:58.079 --> 00:57:59.519 where they like just play. 1314 00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:02.159 The worst games of all time. Yeah, and I got 1315 00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:06.760 stuck with e T. It's the worst game I've ever beaten, for. 1316 00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:08.840 Sure, No, you beat it. 1317 00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:09.039 It is. 1318 00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:11.719 It's very short. It's just it's impossible to figure out 1319 00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:13.280 what the fuck you're supposed to do, and you're just 1320 00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:16.119 non stop falling into holes and it sucks ass. It 1321 00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:17.719 looks like shit, it's an old. 1322 00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:20.480 Titar game emulated emulator or did you play it on? 1323 00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:22.960 I played through Grubbs sent me one of those Atari 1324 00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:24.599 twenty six D like the new It's basically like the 1325 00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:27.079 NES classic where you're like HD. So I played with 1326 00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:30.079 an Atari joystick. Okay, I played on the actual cart 1327 00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:31.960 so I. Actually it wasn't emulated. It was the cart 1328 00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:36.559 of ET. It is a piece of shit. Uh fast forward? 1329 00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.360 Uh you know, six five or six days after that 1330 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:44.519 Blake Club episode, I am currently the number ten speed 1331 00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:45.559 runner of that game in the world. 1332 00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:54.639 What nobody else wants to play it? I finish this game. 1333 00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:56.840 There's not a ton but I am number ten in 1334 00:58:56.880 --> 00:58:58.599 the world at speed running ET. I did. 1335 00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:01.239 Going on that and move up. 1336 00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:03.679 I don't intend to play. 1337 00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:04.320 The game some more? 1338 00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:06.320 Are you? I know? I did? I did. 1339 00:59:06.960 --> 00:59:09.400 It's not good, but it's a funny thing to me 1340 00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:11.639 to be one of the ten best in the world 1341 00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:15.320 at So that's where I'm at now with ET the Extraterrestrial. 1342 00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:16.639 How long is it to be? 1343 00:59:18.400 --> 00:59:22.960 My last time was under two minutes. Oh oh yeah, 1344 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:26.239 one minute forty three seconds is my number ten world? 1345 00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:27.719 How did you fill the number one? 1346 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.920 Number one is let me see the percent know RNG 1347 00:59:33.119 --> 00:59:37.079 manipulation leader board is fifty nine seconds, so only one 1348 00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:38.679 person in the world is done under a minute. 1349 00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:39.559 Oh you could do that. 1350 00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:41.920 You should do this fucking game. 1351 00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:43.239 It's not my time. 1352 00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:50.320 Yeah, there, get in there, sop it up. Fucking like 1353 00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:56.280 how I don't fully understand how you even beat in 1354 00:59:56.280 --> 00:59:56.920 two minutes. 1355 00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:01.079 It's just very random. There's like six map screens and 1356 01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:02.920 you have to go around and not fall in holes, 1357 01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:05.239 which is the hardest part, and then you have to 1358 01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:07.239 like randomized you have to get three pieces of your 1359 01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:09.559 fucking phone and you have to e T phone home, 1360 01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:12.280 but then you have to like to call the spaceship. 1361 01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:14.760 There can't be any other characters on the screen, so 1362 01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:18.639 that's just random basically. And then when the clock counts 1363 01:00:18.639 --> 01:00:20.920 down for the spaceship to come down, it will only 1364 01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:22.639 come down if there's no other characters on the screen. 1365 01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:25.360 So it's a lot of just like randomly finding these 1366 01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:28.119 three phone pieces and then hoping there aren't an FBI 1367 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.079 agent or a scientist on the screen when the spaceship 1368 01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:31.119 comes down. It fucking sucks. 1369 01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:34.079 So that leaderboy that says no RANG manipulation, do they 1370 01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:37.079 just mean they didn't just restart immediately when they got 1371 01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:39.039 a bad No, you can do that. 1372 01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:42.639 But the thing is, you can guarantee the same layout 1373 01:00:42.679 --> 01:00:45.400 of where the phone pieces are if you start the 1374 01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:47.480 first frame when the game starts up. So if you 1375 01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:49.639 turn on the atari wire like holding in the button, 1376 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:53.079 you can guarantee the same seed each time. So it's like, 1377 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:54.880 I know this piece is here, this piece is here, 1378 01:00:54.920 --> 01:00:57.079 this piece is here. So you can't do that for 1379 01:00:57.159 --> 01:00:58.400 the leader ward, I'm on, how do. 1380 01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:00.079 You know that that guy didn't do it? 1381 01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:00.559 You think? 1382 01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:02.559 I mean, all the videos have to be on speed 1383 01:01:02.599 --> 01:01:04.559 run dot com so you can see, like if it's 1384 01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:07.440 on the title screen for even half a second, again, 1385 01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:08.840 they're not doing or org. 1386 01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:12.480 That makes sense. Yeah, it's interesting. I love the speed 1387 01:01:12.559 --> 01:01:17.199 running community. They's so crazy and like they the levels 1388 01:01:17.239 --> 01:01:21.480 of obsession and interest. It intrigues me greatly. And all 1389 01:01:21.519 --> 01:01:23.719 the rules that they create because they don't want people 1390 01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:26.719 cheating to get these top scores. To me, the number 1391 01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:29.360 one person just literally played this game for a very 1392 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:31.559 very long time until they got super lucky. 1393 01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:35.400 So yeah, it's a it's an infuriating thing to do, 1394 01:01:35.480 --> 01:01:37.800 but it's it's very fun when you succeed. 1395 01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:40.400 It's in there, Dan, it's under a minute. 1396 01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:42.519 Ruin your life? Yeah, yeah, what. 1397 01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:43.119 Else are you doing? 1398 01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:47.880 What is uh? What's wander Stop? So you wrote it? 1399 01:01:48.159 --> 01:01:52.000 You wrote it. Your order is dumb because I wrote 1400 01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:56.280 it after on the list it's below this other game. 1401 01:01:56.280 --> 01:01:58.559 But then in parentheses you said talk about this before 1402 01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:00.000 the game instead of just rearranging. 1403 01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:02.480 Well, that was just to make sure you were paying attention. 1404 01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:04.320 I mean, like I wanted you. 1405 01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:08.599 I'm always on my What's wander Stop? And I will 1406 01:02:08.599 --> 01:02:09.800 not ask about spilled yet? 1407 01:02:11.400 --> 01:02:16.199 Such a good transition. Wander Stop is the new game 1408 01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:20.199 by I hope I say that Davy Redden, Okay, this 1409 01:02:20.360 --> 01:02:24.280 Stanley Parable and the Beginner's Guide. This is like a 1410 01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:30.079 person who like is a very creative writer, but a 1411 01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:34.159 very different game than Stanley Parable or The Beginner's Guide, 1412 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:40.000 very different than all of the games that the studio that, 1413 01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:43.719 like the studio heads have made previously. This game is 1414 01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:51.400 about making tea straight up. You are a angry killer 1415 01:02:51.480 --> 01:02:53.719 who like has a sword and a vendetta, and you're like, 1416 01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:55.239 I have to win and I have to kill all 1417 01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:58.920 these people, but you're like overworking yourself and freaking out mentally. 1418 01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:02.440 There's a lot of dial I was, to be fair, 1419 01:03:02.679 --> 01:03:05.960 this is just my vibe and Dan, I think you'll agree. 1420 01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:09.039 It's just very talky for like a beginning of a game. 1421 01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:12.239 I I've seen. 1422 01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:16.039 Lots of talkie to be able to explain her mental anguish, 1423 01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:19.239 her like frustration with like not being at the level 1424 01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:22.760 that she wants to be at, her like disappointment, or 1425 01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:26.159 of her own expectations of herself. And so the beginning 1426 01:03:26.199 --> 01:03:28.559 of this game is like a straight up twenty minute 1427 01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:33.519 narrative overview of why she is so fucked in the head. 1428 01:03:35.039 --> 01:03:39.320 It helps paint a picture. I do not like twenty 1429 01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:41.880 minutes of dialogue, so it really it was a bit 1430 01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:45.400 draining for me. But eventually, essentially what happens is like 1431 01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:49.840 you're you burn out, you freak out, and you you 1432 01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:52.480 get helped by this dude who makes tea, and he 1433 01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:55.079 like takes you back to his coffee shop and he's like, 1434 01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:58.039 why don't you just relax for a little bit, I'll 1435 01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:01.639 show you how to make tea. My character hates this. 1436 01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:05.280 The dialogue options are a little rude. It'll give me 1437 01:04:05.320 --> 01:04:07.400 three options and he'll be like, do you want me 1438 01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:09.199 to show you how to make tea? And my options 1439 01:04:09.199 --> 01:04:13.559 will be like fuck, no, I hate you, no, I 1440 01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.000 never want to learn how to make tea, and oh, 1441 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:18.559 I guess, and it's just like, well, all these are 1442 01:04:18.559 --> 01:04:21.639 bitchy and mean, so I'll pick the least bitchy of 1443 01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:25.519 the three. I don't know why they gave me dialogue 1444 01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:28.840 options if they're all mean, but I guess like, ultimately, 1445 01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:32.400 they don't want you to have too much direction with 1446 01:04:32.440 --> 01:04:37.239 the fact that your character is a mean, frustrated, overworked, 1447 01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:44.519 pissy girl. They slowly want, I think, to turn you 1448 01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:47.440 into a to a relaxing tea lover. 1449 01:04:47.639 --> 01:04:51.079 Perhaps I see. Okay, so there's a reason that they're 1450 01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:51.480 doing that. 1451 01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:54.239 I suppose they have at that point. 1452 01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:55.159 Like, why give the option? 1453 01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:59.960 I give me three options if they're all mean. Mechanically, 1454 01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:03.480 I really like the design of this space. I think 1455 01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:07.639 it's beautiful. The tea shop is stunning. I love all 1456 01:05:07.679 --> 01:05:09.760 the different ways that you get to make tea. It 1457 01:05:09.920 --> 01:05:12.360 kind of has this whimsical It reminds me of like 1458 01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:17.639 it reminds me like a Hairy Potter candy shop where 1459 01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:21.239 they're just like, you know, these giant ladders that swing 1460 01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:24.039 throughout the place, so that because the tea pot is 1461 01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:27.119 so big, and you have to like kick open a 1462 01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:29.719 valve and like put the water in and make sure 1463 01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:31.800 that it's boiled to the perfect temperature. And then you 1464 01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:34.480 kick open another valve and it goes into the infusing 1465 01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:37.239 center and then you slide your ladder over and you 1466 01:05:37.239 --> 01:05:40.480 put in your tea leaves and your flavors and it marinates, 1467 01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:42.320 and then you kick open another valve and it goes 1468 01:05:42.360 --> 01:05:47.519 into the perfect tea cylinder where you like put your 1469 01:05:48.679 --> 01:05:51.360 tea cup and you have to pour it just right 1470 01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:54.719 so that the perfect amount of tea pours into the 1471 01:05:54.760 --> 01:05:58.000 cup and it doesn't overflow, but it's not too low. 1472 01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:00.719 And that feels good when you get it right. And 1473 01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:04.519 then you deliver the tea to the person they've given you, 1474 01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:06.079 you know, and they're like, oh, this is pretty good, 1475 01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:08.480 Like you should have some too. The game is filled 1476 01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:11.079 with lots of little spaces where I can pour myself 1477 01:06:11.079 --> 01:06:14.440 the same cup from that pot, and then I can 1478 01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:17.119 go to a nice bench and I can sit on 1479 01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:20.119 the bench and drink my tea and I will think. 1480 01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:24.800 My character will have realizations or thoughts about what's going 1481 01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:27.159 on with my life, or like why I'm so stressed 1482 01:06:27.199 --> 01:06:31.559 or frustrated, and I basically grow as a character every 1483 01:06:31.599 --> 01:06:34.719 time I just sit and have a cup of tea. 1484 01:06:35.239 --> 01:06:38.239 So I think I understand. I think what it's trying 1485 01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:40.199 to get me to do, which is like relax and 1486 01:06:40.239 --> 01:06:43.400 like not worry so much about the day to day 1487 01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:46.800 stresses and actually just enjoy making a cup of tea. 1488 01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:49.920 But my dude, like, as someone who really likes playing 1489 01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:52.239 games where I serve customers, you guys know that I 1490 01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:56.440 really love those sims where yeah and customers are like 1491 01:06:56.480 --> 01:06:58.119 I want this, but I don't want any blueberries. And 1492 01:06:58.159 --> 01:06:59.599 I also took a big shit in the bathroom and 1493 01:06:59.639 --> 01:07:00.880 you need to clear that up. And I'm like, oh 1494 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:03.480 my god, yes, yes, sir. And so I'm like balancing 1495 01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:05.639 on these plays. This game is like the opposite of that. 1496 01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:09.280 I was shocked that, like, within the first hour of gameplay, 1497 01:07:09.320 --> 01:07:12.920 I had one customer. This is intentional, right, this is 1498 01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:16.159 no an accident. They want me to be relaxed and 1499 01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:18.639 kind of like enjoy the experience of a customer. But 1500 01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:21.440 the second a customer showed up, I was like, Hey, 1501 01:07:21.480 --> 01:07:23.039 what kind of tea can I make you? And the 1502 01:07:23.079 --> 01:07:25.199 guy was like, I don't know, Like life is so 1503 01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:26.920 crazy and like I don't even know what I want. 1504 01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.360 I was like, bitch, what do you want? Like I'm 1505 01:07:28.400 --> 01:07:31.920 so fucking ready to make his tea. I'm on another level. 1506 01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:37.159 It's like it's like I took adderall and this game 1507 01:07:37.320 --> 01:07:40.239 really wants me to take a sedative and I am 1508 01:07:40.280 --> 01:07:42.800 on the opposite playing field of like what this game 1509 01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:44.519 wants me to be, but what I want to do 1510 01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:45.000 with it. 1511 01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:47.000 That's a great way of putting it. I feel like 1512 01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:48.800 I know exactly what you're talking about with that, Like yeah, 1513 01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:51.280 you like if you play like cook Served Delicious, Yes, 1514 01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:53.079 where it's like those games were just like, yeah, let's 1515 01:07:53.079 --> 01:07:54.840 go like that is a certain thing that you expect 1516 01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:56.679 from like you know, cooking and serving and stuff like that. 1517 01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:58.280 And it sounds like this is definitely going for a 1518 01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:01.639 different vibe. And I think he was probably in a 1519 01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:04.559 tricky spot and Davey reddening with with like his previous 1520 01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.119 stuff being so meta and having weird surreal twists and 1521 01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:10.800 stuff like that with a Beginner's Guide and Stanley parable 1522 01:08:11.039 --> 01:08:13.559 that it's almost that like m Night Shyamalan thing where 1523 01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:15.239 it's like, you know, he kind of rose. 1524 01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:17.159 Not have a twist you a little bitch. 1525 01:08:18.319 --> 01:08:20.720 Thing that made him is just like a certain way, 1526 01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:22.920 and then people have this certain expectation like, oh, this 1527 01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:24.640 worst the twist. Oh I'm sure it's gonna be a 1528 01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:26.600 little team making game. But then it's like you make 1529 01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:27.760 an actual team making game. 1530 01:08:27.920 --> 01:08:31.439 Yeah, has Sean made a movie where just nothing changes 1531 01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:35.479 to fuck with people? And that's like everything happens exactly 1532 01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:38.479 as it plays. I haven't watched his last like six, I've. 1533 01:08:38.359 --> 01:08:40.039 Only seen a couple of a twist. 1534 01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:42.119 I feel like all of them have such sense. 1535 01:08:42.520 --> 01:08:44.319 I mean, I haven't watched a while. That movie is 1536 01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:45.319 really fucking good. 1537 01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:47.760 Last it was incredib I haven't seen it since the 1538 01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:50.840 n but like it was awesome. Yeah, it's just a 1539 01:08:50.880 --> 01:08:51.720 great movie. 1540 01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:55.079 And also is one of the most underrated actors, especially 1541 01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:57.760 in horror, with Arister pulling her back out for Hereditary. 1542 01:08:58.880 --> 01:08:59.720 I like Signs. 1543 01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.840 I like saying I thought Signs that was one of 1544 01:09:02.880 --> 01:09:04.920 my favorite movie theater experiences until like I did not 1545 01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:06.520 like the end. I know that's the common thing, but 1546 01:09:06.560 --> 01:09:09.920 like had a twist. 1547 01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:12.800 Yeah that's a twist though, is it. 1548 01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.760 No, It's like I think, Okay, good point, good point. 1549 01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:18.079 I think I think that movie was very much him 1550 01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:19.560 trying not to do a twist where it's like all 1551 01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:21.560 all the signs where there the whole time leading up 1552 01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:24.239 to this, like they're allergic to water. They're like it's 1553 01:09:24.239 --> 01:09:27.920 toxic to them. He always swung and thought wrong not 1554 01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:33.199 to swing. Yeah, he had asthma, so there his lungs 1555 01:09:33.199 --> 01:09:35.680 were closed up. It's like Shraumalaan saying there wasn't a twist. 1556 01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:38.359 I was everything happens. That's why he was a priest. 1557 01:09:38.520 --> 01:09:42.600 Fucking mel Gibson. I am an apologist for the Village. 1558 01:09:43.199 --> 01:09:45.960 That movie. I hated the Village. The Village is the 1559 01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:47.640 one where I left the theater and I think. 1560 01:09:47.479 --> 01:09:48.439 I'm done with this guy. 1561 01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:51.800 Yeah, a lot of people I get it, but like 1562 01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:54.119 I like that movie. 1563 01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:55.359 Oh, I hated that. 1564 01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:58.359 I don't blame I didn't care for the Village. 1565 01:09:58.399 --> 01:10:00.279 I do think it had good world building, but I 1566 01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:03.239 just think sometimes it it kind of sucks the fun 1567 01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:04.279 out of the room when you're. 1568 01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:07.520 Like what, I didn't like the twist. I just like 1569 01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:10.000 the I like the entire movie until he revealed what 1570 01:10:10.039 --> 01:10:10.680 was really happening. 1571 01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:12.560 I think that's where I was. I think that made 1572 01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:15.439 me mad and then like I didn't see the trees. 1573 01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:17.039 Trees were trying to kill Mark Wahlberg. 1574 01:10:17.119 --> 01:10:21.359 That's happening. Yeah, dude, good movie. Oh lady. 1575 01:10:22.119 --> 01:10:23.199 That am I a. 1576 01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:26.640 Huge Shyamalan fan, and I'm just really weirdo. Have you 1577 01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:27.600 seen Lady in the Water? 1578 01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:29.600 No, I done. 1579 01:10:31.319 --> 01:10:32.119 Us of a movie. 1580 01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:33.640 I love it. 1581 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:36.319 It's so stupid. It's that's It has. 1582 01:10:36.239 --> 01:10:38.479 A character who only works out one side of her body, 1583 01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:40.439 and so one of the one of theirs is super 1584 01:10:40.439 --> 01:10:41.319 buff and the other one. 1585 01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:44.840 He's the pool guys. Oh, it's like a motel hotel 1586 01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:50.319 where there's like, what's her name from the village, Bryce Howard. Yeah, 1587 01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:52.880 she's in the Lady in the Water Again. I think 1588 01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:55.239 Shyamalan probably shows up at some point. The dude from 1589 01:10:55.520 --> 01:11:00.920 Moonrise Kingdom, balding guy, the the two camera stuff and 1590 01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:03.359 Moon Rise Kingdom, he's in Lady in the Water. But 1591 01:11:03.439 --> 01:11:07.399 Lady in the Waters whole thing is Shyamalan like deconstructing 1592 01:11:07.520 --> 01:11:08.920 fiction and it sucks. 1593 01:11:11.279 --> 01:11:11.960 That was awesome. 1594 01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:13.760 He's like, Oh, this is your role in the story, 1595 01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:16.319 and then everybody misunderstands their role in the story, and 1596 01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:18.039 then once they figure it out, it all works. There's 1597 01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:20.199 like a secret grotto in the deep end of the pool. 1598 01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:23.880 Oh my god, it's fucking awesome. The happening was also 1599 01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:27.159 sick and what was the what was the twist in 1600 01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:27.720 the happening? 1601 01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:29.800 Like it was to kill you? 1602 01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:31.279 No, that wasn't the twist. That was the premise. 1603 01:11:31.640 --> 01:11:33.960 Oh I just heard, like I said, I was done 1604 01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:35.640 after the village and everyone that came after. I was like, 1605 01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:36.079 what's the twist? 1606 01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:38.600 And reel as well. I think the I think the 1607 01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:40.680 twist was that it just stopped once it had killed 1608 01:11:40.760 --> 01:11:42.640 enough humans. It was, you know, the last of us, 1609 01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:46.079 the cordyceps. Yeah, the fungus is like apparently it pops 1610 01:11:46.119 --> 01:11:48.520 up in ant colonies or something when it's like senses 1611 01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:51.880 that they're getting too they're imbalancing the ecosystem. I think 1612 01:11:51.880 --> 01:11:54.239 the happening was like that plants were like, they're they're 1613 01:11:54.239 --> 01:11:56.319 destroying us. Let's kill the humans and they kill enough 1614 01:11:56.359 --> 01:11:59.920 and it stops. Because I think Mark Wahlberg and Zoe 1615 01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:03.319 Chanel during this like cabin it's you guys that. 1616 01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:06.880 My friends saw that in theaters and halfway through the film, 1617 01:12:07.479 --> 01:12:09.840 he predicted that the twist was that it was going 1618 01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:11.640 to zoom out and that it was going to be 1619 01:12:11.760 --> 01:12:14.199 m Night Shamalan making the movie because it was so 1620 01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:18.079 bad that the twist was going to be this movie's 1621 01:12:18.119 --> 01:12:22.119 falling apart because the acting is so poor and that 1622 01:12:22.319 --> 01:12:26.520 and the the director is freaking out. But then that 1623 01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:28.560 never happened, and the movie just. 1624 01:12:28.760 --> 01:12:33.800 Ended expecting that to be. The twist has to be intentional. 1625 01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:35.840 No, they just didn't get it. Did you see a 1626 01:12:36.079 --> 01:12:38.479 big Mark Wahlberg? Guy? No, I hate you. 1627 01:12:38.680 --> 01:12:40.399 Seem like you might be a big Mark Wahberg. 1628 01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:44.359 Yeah, I respect him love Yeah, I actually don't. Yeah, 1629 01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:47.119 he's got rained and have you seen the Fighter? I 1630 01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:49.760 don't know. I think he's a good dude. He talks 1631 01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:52.520 taking baths, he loves Jesus. What's not to like? 1632 01:12:53.760 --> 01:12:56.039 All the stars, all the stars of that? 1633 01:12:56.079 --> 01:12:58.680 Have you? Oh? Actually? Oh ship? I went to one 1634 01:12:58.720 --> 01:13:01.319 episode filming of Jimmy Fallon and Mark Wahlberg was the 1635 01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:04.119 main guest. Oh nice, And he made Jimmy Fallon take 1636 01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:05.279 an ice bath in his suit. 1637 01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:08.520 Oh my god. There's videos of him and like those 1638 01:13:08.680 --> 01:13:12.840 two talking to each other sounds like the thing conversation. 1639 01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:16.279 It's like two robots trying to explain. 1640 01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:17.800 To AI who are. 1641 01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:22.159 Yeah, it's it's a touring test where neither of them 1642 01:13:22.199 --> 01:13:23.840 knows their computers either. 1643 01:13:24.039 --> 01:13:27.520 You like ice baths, that's true. I do like ice baths. 1644 01:13:27.520 --> 01:13:30.600 Have you heard of this? Jesus, dude, I have an 1645 01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:32.960 n FT I have an n f T. It looks 1646 01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:36.920 like my brother Donnie, and Jesus. Donnie was in Brandon Brothers, 1647 01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:41.239 so he's better than I am. The Have you seen Devil, 1648 01:13:41.319 --> 01:13:45.319 that's the one in the elevator elevator? Yeah, Allen's I 1649 01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:48.560 love it. I love it. It's just the old woman 1650 01:13:48.600 --> 01:13:50.439 the whole time. I'm sorry I'm spoiling it, but I'm 1651 01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:51.079 pretty sure. 1652 01:13:52.039 --> 01:13:54.079 That is a huge spoil Yeah, it's. 1653 01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:56.359 Been forty years. No one's gonna watch it anywhere. 1654 01:13:56.359 --> 01:13:57.560 It's also it's also bad. 1655 01:13:57.600 --> 01:13:59.319 It's a bad movie. I'm saving it. I remember I 1656 01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:02.199 spent a Apple gift card on that movie on iTunes. 1657 01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:05.159 Oh my god, so like I have buyer's remorse, so 1658 01:14:05.159 --> 01:14:06.600 I'm like, oh, it was a sick movie. I spent 1659 01:14:06.640 --> 01:14:10.520 that eight dollars. Really well, anyway, it's like a. 1660 01:14:10.520 --> 01:14:15.600 Game where you're trying to you actually have the ability 1661 01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:19.319 to plant seeds, and if you plant seeds in a 1662 01:14:19.359 --> 01:14:21.600 particular order. These are the things that I like about 1663 01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:22.800 the game. I think there are things that I just 1664 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:25.680 did not understand right. I don't think I agree with 1665 01:14:25.760 --> 01:14:28.199 it narratively or like what it's trying to make me be, 1666 01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:32.159 but I like the mechanics of it. Making tea is 1667 01:14:32.199 --> 01:14:38.520 super fun, and designing plants and growing plants is very fun. 1668 01:14:38.600 --> 01:14:40.840 They have a book that gives you a guide, but 1669 01:14:41.039 --> 01:14:43.399 it has you don't know which colors will lead to 1670 01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:46.560 which types of plants. That's super fun. So you have 1671 01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:51.079 to put certain colors in a certain design pattern on 1672 01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:54.479 the ground, and they use like an octagonal grid to 1673 01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:57.119 give you a guide of where you want to plant things. 1674 01:14:57.439 --> 01:14:59.119 Once you do it, and you make a new type 1675 01:14:59.119 --> 01:15:01.760 of plant and you water it, you get a particular seed, 1676 01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:04.039 and then your book automatically updates to let you know 1677 01:15:04.119 --> 01:15:06.560 that if you use three blue flowers and one pink 1678 01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:08.840 flower in the middle, it will make this very specific 1679 01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:12.000 type of tree that will make a doesn't really matter, 1680 01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:16.479 but like a you know, a tte type. I shouldn't 1681 01:15:16.479 --> 01:15:18.239 have used word T, I should have used any other letter, 1682 01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:22.159 like a QQ plant that makes a sweet tea that 1683 01:15:22.279 --> 01:15:25.319 helps energize somebody. And so you keep all this stuff 1684 01:15:25.359 --> 01:15:27.439 in your booklets that you can recognize it later that way, 1685 01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:30.279 when a patron comes in and they're like, I'm really 1686 01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:33.960 tired and I love mint, You're like sick. I know 1687 01:15:34.079 --> 01:15:37.239 exactly which type of plant gives me high energy, and 1688 01:15:37.279 --> 01:15:40.359 I also have a plant that tastes like mint. So 1689 01:15:40.439 --> 01:15:44.479 I will combine those plants in my next tee for 1690 01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:46.159 this and I will brew it up and then I 1691 01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:47.520 serve it to the guy and he's like, this is 1692 01:15:47.560 --> 01:15:50.359 exactly what I needed. I'm stoked, Like let's have fun here. 1693 01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:53.439 That feels good. It feels good to serve people. It 1694 01:15:53.439 --> 01:15:58.319 feels good to like solve that that decision making of 1695 01:15:58.319 --> 01:16:00.920 like how do I design the per t for someone 1696 01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:05.359 and give it to them aesthetically, it is so relaxing 1697 01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:07.640 and fun to make tea. I think they nailed the 1698 01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:11.159 feeling of making tea. So I think it's cool and 1699 01:16:11.239 --> 01:16:13.600 I think it I think it is doing what it's 1700 01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:16.399 intending to do, which is cozy. I just think I 1701 01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:20.520 want to express that this is really more of like 1702 01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:26.359 a story about an overworked, you know, traumatic trauma induced 1703 01:16:26.479 --> 01:16:29.279 like main character who like feels like they're inadequate and 1704 01:16:29.319 --> 01:16:32.359 has like problems with like relieving that tension and stress 1705 01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:36.800 clumsily disguised as a cozy game that is okay, there 1706 01:16:36.920 --> 01:16:39.079 is like a whole world that this game is trying 1707 01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:41.960 to put in there that I don't want, but. 1708 01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:45.880 You can do, you can do appreciate like cozy games 1709 01:16:45.880 --> 01:16:47.720 that are just cozy games, Like on the surface they're 1710 01:16:47.720 --> 01:16:49.760 a cozy game. When you dig in their cozy game. 1711 01:16:49.600 --> 01:16:52.319 Like, that's what I trying to like speak to something 1712 01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:57.840 deeper that's no longer cozy. It's about tariffs, Like like 1713 01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:01.479 like the movie Sign, I thought it was just about 1714 01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:03.239 I thought it was just about a family living on 1715 01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:09.720 a farm, and turns out it's about faith and predestination. 1716 01:17:10.520 --> 01:17:13.560 I just get, let me have these aliens invade this cornfield. 1717 01:17:14.159 --> 01:17:16.800 I and then yeah, it's my favorite movie of all time. 1718 01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:19.439 But I still would prefer it was just a simple 1719 01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:20.199 farm alion. 1720 01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:23.319 I think if this game was mostly about building tea 1721 01:17:23.319 --> 01:17:24.760 and at the very end she was like, man, I 1722 01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:26.439 had a lot of trauma, but this solved it, I 1723 01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:30.479 actually would have liked it. Much like Shyamalan. I think 1724 01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:33.319 my struggle is that the very beginning of this game 1725 01:17:33.439 --> 01:17:37.439 is all about trauma and like tension and dealing with inadequacy. 1726 01:17:37.880 --> 01:17:39.560 And I was like when do I get to make 1727 01:17:39.640 --> 01:17:43.000 the tea? So I think you need to be patient 1728 01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:45.199 with this game. I think it's for a very particular audience. 1729 01:17:45.359 --> 01:17:48.119 I absolutely can see people, especially people who are like 1730 01:17:48.119 --> 01:17:50.159 I want to be able to relax and take photos 1731 01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:52.000 and put them on the wall and build my tea 1732 01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:56.039 shop and enjoy the experience of running around like hunting 1733 01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:58.640 for tea leaves in the garden and stuff like that. 1734 01:17:58.960 --> 01:18:02.119 You will still like this game, just be aware that 1735 01:18:02.159 --> 01:18:06.479 there is a huge narrative at play that you cannot 1736 01:18:06.479 --> 01:18:07.840 bypass as far as I'm aware. 1737 01:18:09.840 --> 01:18:11.880 Yeah, there's a game on the tip of my tongue 1738 01:18:11.920 --> 01:18:14.279 that like does that, or there's several games where like, 1739 01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:16.119 I really think you hit it out of the park 1740 01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:18.640 already with the mechanics and the simple like gameplay premise, 1741 01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:21.680 you're trying too much. You don't have the writing chops, 1742 01:18:21.960 --> 01:18:24.600 and even if you did, I don't want that here. Like, 1743 01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:27.039 I guess it's cool to like kind of Trojan Horse 1744 01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:30.199 a story like that into something that seems much simpler 1745 01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:33.840 than it is, But I always I usually just get annoyed. 1746 01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:37.840 Yeah, this game is extremely charming. It's extremely charming if 1747 01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:41.119 you like look. Yeah, the visual style. Oh, can I 1748 01:18:41.119 --> 01:18:42.680 just say one more thing that I love about it, which. 1749 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:43.800 Is what's spilled? 1750 01:18:43.960 --> 01:18:47.279 Talk about spill the tea cup system. When somebody drinks 1751 01:18:47.279 --> 01:18:49.399 a cup of tea. Now the cup is dirty and 1752 01:18:49.439 --> 01:18:51.399 so you need to wash it. They have a cute 1753 01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:54.600 little train that runs through a waterfall, and so you 1754 01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:58.000 put the dirty cup in the train and it goes 1755 01:18:58.039 --> 01:18:59.800 through waterfall and it comes out to game. 1756 01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:02.920 I like that. I'm a huge sucker for trains inside, 1757 01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:05.720 like tiny trains in side places like restaurants and stuff. 1758 01:19:06.039 --> 01:19:09.319 Esthetically, this place is it is whimsical. It feels like 1759 01:19:09.359 --> 01:19:12.119 you're in a kid's candy store again. I feel like 1760 01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:14.079 it like it's like sucked out of like Hogwarts or 1761 01:19:14.079 --> 01:19:18.520 like some magical children's fantasy. It's beautifully designed. It's so pretty. 1762 01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:20.399 I want to play in there all the time. I 1763 01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:22.479 just do not want to have trauma. 1764 01:19:22.960 --> 01:19:25.199 That's fair. I think that's a reasonable request. 1765 01:19:28.039 --> 01:19:34.000 Yeah, so I asked. I asked Mike to wander Stuff 1766 01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:37.920 first because I also played a game called Spilled. This 1767 01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:40.760 game is extremely simple. I just want to preface that 1768 01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:44.359 this is the other half of wander Stop, which is 1769 01:19:44.399 --> 01:19:46.680 Spilled is a game where you are a tiny tug 1770 01:19:46.760 --> 01:19:51.520 boat and you are cleaning up oil spills and garbage 1771 01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:54.960 and debris. And when you do that, you get money 1772 01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:59.039 which you can build a bigger boat that has it's faster, 1773 01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:04.279 you make get more efficient. It is literally like just 1774 01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:08.239 the juice. It is all dewey. There's like no fucking premise. 1775 01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:11.399 There's no there's nobody being like, we gotta clean up 1776 01:20:11.439 --> 01:20:13.760 all this oil. You know, the penguins are sick, Like 1777 01:20:13.880 --> 01:20:15.039 none of that shit happens. 1778 01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:18.399 It's just where it is that you're referencing, none. 1779 01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:21.239 Of But I just say I was imagining what this 1780 01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:22.800 game's narrative would have been. 1781 01:20:23.760 --> 01:20:27.079 But then the oil spills and it becomes this existential 1782 01:20:27.119 --> 01:20:31.319 consideration on a metal level. Offs oh god, well it's 1783 01:20:31.640 --> 01:20:34.319 oh god. I'm just I'm just formulating my waypoint pitch 1784 01:20:34.399 --> 01:20:37.319 before I do it. I'm not making I love point. 1785 01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:38.399 I miss sorry. 1786 01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:42.520 There's no there's no there are there are like little animals, 1787 01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:44.880 but they don't there's no narrative. It's just like you 1788 01:20:44.920 --> 01:20:47.600 see the oil and you go clean it up. This 1789 01:20:47.640 --> 01:20:49.199 game is short. I just want to preface like this 1790 01:20:49.239 --> 01:20:51.239 is this is an indie ass India, and this is 1791 01:20:51.279 --> 01:20:53.359 made by like one person as far as I'm aware, 1792 01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:55.159 and it's very simple. I beat it within an hour, 1793 01:20:55.279 --> 01:20:56.880 so like keep that context in mind. 1794 01:20:57.119 --> 01:20:59.119 This is like I feel like when you said, like, oh, 1795 01:20:59.119 --> 01:21:01.119 it's called spilled and play as a little tugboat that 1796 01:21:01.159 --> 01:21:03.720 cleans up oil, it sounded like something Mike would make 1797 01:21:03.800 --> 01:21:05.680 up for the merry ass Game of the Year. 1798 01:21:07.119 --> 01:21:08.520 Spell to an exclamation point. 1799 01:21:09.479 --> 01:21:13.199 Yeah, I think this game is really cute. It sets 1800 01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:16.199 out to do what it wants to do, it completes 1801 01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:18.920 that task really quickly. As you upgrade your boat, you 1802 01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:21.319 get to like shoot water out of your little tugboat, 1803 01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:23.079 which is so cute. And then there's like fires in 1804 01:21:23.119 --> 01:21:25.279 some of the environments, and so you're putting out fires. 1805 01:21:25.399 --> 01:21:29.119 You're like sometimes you'll come across an oil covered like 1806 01:21:29.680 --> 01:21:31.840 swan and you'll like clean them up and then they'll 1807 01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:34.359 be like, oh, they don't actually say anything to you, 1808 01:21:34.359 --> 01:21:36.159 but yeah, if this was the other game, we'd be. 1809 01:21:36.079 --> 01:21:36.800 Like, thank you. 1810 01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:40.159 I was so devastrated. This is just an animal. You 1811 01:21:40.159 --> 01:21:42.000 clean it up and then it flies away and that's nice. 1812 01:21:42.159 --> 01:21:44.640 What is going on in the world building that there 1813 01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:50.199 is a giant black cat on the shore. 1814 01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:55.399 They don't explain anything. There's No, there's no narrative of 1815 01:21:55.439 --> 01:21:58.119 this game. You're just playing cool. That's it. 1816 01:21:58.479 --> 01:22:00.800 The size of a windmill. Yeah, okay, I know this 1817 01:22:00.920 --> 01:22:01.319 game is. 1818 01:22:01.359 --> 01:22:05.000 Very dewey and it it's that's it. You're just in 1819 01:22:05.039 --> 01:22:07.560 the world and you're cleaning up oil. Period done. That's 1820 01:22:07.600 --> 01:22:10.399 my pitch. I enjoyed it. It was one hour. It 1821 01:22:10.439 --> 01:22:13.640 was I felt I felt relieved when I finished playing it. 1822 01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:15.000 I was like, I cleaned the ship out of that 1823 01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:16.359 world game. 1824 01:22:16.520 --> 01:22:18.920 This makes me want to go back to uh to 1825 01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:22.359 two years ago the boat the fishing game. 1826 01:22:22.720 --> 01:22:23.840 Oh, Dredge. 1827 01:22:23.359 --> 01:22:28.279 Dredge was so fun. They have the Arctic or Antarctic DLC. 1828 01:22:28.439 --> 01:22:30.079 I haven't played it. I might just go restart. 1829 01:22:30.119 --> 01:22:32.560 That game was really I haven't played the DLC either, 1830 01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:34.760 and I think that was my goady, Like was it 1831 01:22:34.800 --> 01:22:35.359 two years ago? 1832 01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:35.680 Yeah? 1833 01:22:35.680 --> 01:22:36.880 I loved that game. 1834 01:22:37.279 --> 01:22:42.039 God That Wild Those That and Outer Wild both have 1835 01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:46.000 DLCs that I want to play, and I have distanced 1836 01:22:46.039 --> 01:22:47.920 myself from both games enough that I want to go 1837 01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:48.680 back and replay. 1838 01:22:49.199 --> 01:22:51.479 I'd love to try the DLC About a Wild again 1839 01:22:51.680 --> 01:22:53.399 because like, that was my game of the year, and 1840 01:22:53.399 --> 01:22:55.920 then the DLC I could not get it, and I 1841 01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:56.760 should go back and. 1842 01:22:58.920 --> 01:23:00.880 I had the narrative I didn't know where to go, 1843 01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:03.239 and I was like, really, I was like, the space 1844 01:23:03.319 --> 01:23:06.119 is really big and it took it takes time to 1845 01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:08.760 have a whole twenty four hour cycle yep. So going 1846 01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:11.359 somewhere and then having it not be the right direction 1847 01:23:12.199 --> 01:23:14.880 is kind of defeating. I do think that's a part 1848 01:23:14.880 --> 01:23:16.560 of the game, which is like, oh, I wasted today, 1849 01:23:16.560 --> 01:23:19.000 I better try again. But I quit for the same 1850 01:23:19.079 --> 01:23:21.760 reason Dan, which is like, if you're gonna fucking drag 1851 01:23:21.800 --> 01:23:23.479 my ass all the way to Mars, there better be 1852 01:23:23.479 --> 01:23:26.520 some fucking skeleton that I uncover in the sand. That is, like, 1853 01:23:26.560 --> 01:23:29.039 you actually want to go to Venus, like I need 1854 01:23:29.079 --> 01:23:30.479 someone to guide. 1855 01:23:31.479 --> 01:23:35.520 Yes, exactly. That's a game I'm not against, like you know, 1856 01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:37.560 button my head against something and dying and stuff. That 1857 01:23:37.560 --> 01:23:39.000 was a big part about her Wilds. But I did 1858 01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:41.039 feel like I was able to deduce things in like 1859 01:23:41.079 --> 01:23:43.039 the DLC. I was kind of like, I've done this 1860 01:23:43.159 --> 01:23:45.079 loop ten times. I don't know what the funck I'm 1861 01:23:45.079 --> 01:23:46.840 supposed to do here, and that was more frustrating than 1862 01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:47.359 the fun for me. 1863 01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:49.319 Okay, well, I do want to go back to that 1864 01:23:49.439 --> 01:23:51.920 and dredge though that Dredges really So. 1865 01:23:51.880 --> 01:23:54.279 Those games are very very valuable to me. I like, 1866 01:23:54.399 --> 01:23:56.840 I speak so highly of them, but I can fall 1867 01:23:56.880 --> 01:23:58.600 off just like anyone else if I feel like my 1868 01:23:58.760 --> 01:24:02.159 time is being wasted. That's just the reality I think 1869 01:24:02.199 --> 01:24:04.039 of us having so many games to play Like. That's 1870 01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:05.680 the other aspect of it, which is like you can 1871 01:24:05.720 --> 01:24:07.279 really like a game, but being like, hey, I got 1872 01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:10.159 eight other games I want to play, so you need 1873 01:24:10.199 --> 01:24:11.880 to give me a real good reason to get back 1874 01:24:11.880 --> 01:24:12.279 in here. 1875 01:24:15.640 --> 01:24:18.439 What's Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure? Dan? What the fuck? 1876 01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:18.720 Dan? 1877 01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:19.680 Look? 1878 01:24:19.720 --> 01:24:22.079 I know, is this a Mike MANAUGHTI thing? 1879 01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:26.560 No, this is the Tony Hawks pro Skater thing. This 1880 01:24:26.680 --> 01:24:28.560 is uh and as a result, I think it's probably 1881 01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:32.119 the best thing Disney's ever made. It's just I heard 1882 01:24:32.119 --> 01:24:34.800 that there was a game made in two thousand and 1883 01:24:34.840 --> 01:24:37.119 three or so for the PS two and it's using 1884 01:24:37.199 --> 01:24:38.720 the Tony Hawk four engine. 1885 01:24:39.000 --> 01:24:40.439 Is that why I see a PS two on the 1886 01:24:40.439 --> 01:24:41.039 floor behind you? 1887 01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:44.359 Oh, there's numerous reasons. There's PS twos and stuff behind me, 1888 01:24:44.399 --> 01:24:46.960 there's a VCR, there's I'm just I got a lot 1889 01:24:46.960 --> 01:24:49.239 of old guy stuff going on there. Yeah, like those 1890 01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:52.479 serious says watching the VHS tapes on stream last night, 1891 01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:56.920 meth Lab behind him, you can't see them looking at 1892 01:24:56.920 --> 01:24:58.840 a game cube, and then sixty four like they're all 1893 01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:02.119 out here with the wires everywhere. Are you watching on stream? 1894 01:25:02.399 --> 01:25:06.000 I bought a VHS tape of the best of tool 1895 01:25:06.079 --> 01:25:08.840 Time from Home Improvement. 1896 01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:11.560 Yeah, Taylor, Taylor. 1897 01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:17.640 Yeah, Yeah, there's a site that does this is a 1898 01:25:17.640 --> 01:25:20.840 new thing. Is the new VHS that was made happens. 1899 01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:23.800 It's called Real Cool. He's got a current sitcom and stuff. 1900 01:25:24.000 --> 01:25:26.640 But really he's out of jail prison. 1901 01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:29.319 He wasn't like he got arrested for like drug stuff 1902 01:25:29.319 --> 01:25:30.720 like before way before him approving. 1903 01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:33.159 He's in societal prison in the sense that I think 1904 01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:36.079 people have shunned him because he's a bit of a quack, 1905 01:25:38.079 --> 01:25:38.359 you know. 1906 01:25:38.359 --> 01:25:39.960 Like all I know about is based on the interview 1907 01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:42.159 he did on The Norm Show about cocaine and prison 1908 01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:42.720 and jail. 1909 01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:48.279 Oh yeah, that was before his like you know, SUPERO. 1910 01:25:46.840 --> 01:25:48.479 Before Santa Claus. Then that's when he. 1911 01:25:48.520 --> 01:25:50.760 Got way bags like Santa Claus. 1912 01:25:50.880 --> 01:25:52.640 I've seen all three of those. I could tell you 1913 01:25:52.720 --> 01:25:57.560 every I could recite from memory, every Santa Claus movie, wonderful. 1914 01:25:57.600 --> 01:26:00.640 I don't care for that actor to mellon, No. 1915 01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:03.960 He's I like, look for some reason, the nineties were 1916 01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:07.439 a very different time, and everyone on Earth fucking loved 1917 01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:10.159 Home Improvement. It was the most popular funding. And then 1918 01:26:10.159 --> 01:26:12.359 remember when DVD season started coming out when I was 1919 01:26:12.399 --> 01:26:14.800 in college of like just TV shows, I was like, oh, 1920 01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:16.880 Home Improvement everyone. I got to get Home Improvement first 1921 01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:19.359 season DVD and I start watching. I was like, this 1922 01:26:19.439 --> 01:26:20.399 isn't really that funny. 1923 01:26:20.479 --> 01:26:24.000 This is like it probably doesn't love but no reasons, 1924 01:26:24.039 --> 01:26:27.199 Like every time he would go to the guy his 1925 01:26:27.239 --> 01:26:30.960 neighbor who like hit half his face, well yeah, yeah, yeah, 1926 01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:32.119 I mean I grew. 1927 01:26:31.960 --> 01:26:34.560 Up with that ship and now borland with his flannel 1928 01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:36.439 on Tool Time and they would always be like, oh, 1929 01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:38.640 we made a bathroom for dudes, and it's like, here's 1930 01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:40.199 where the beer comes out for your toilet. 1931 01:26:40.319 --> 01:26:41.239 I remember that. 1932 01:26:41.319 --> 01:26:44.199 They did a man's bathroom. They did a man's they 1933 01:26:44.199 --> 01:26:45.239 did it several times. 1934 01:26:45.520 --> 01:26:47.439 Ye. That's on my VHS tape of the Best of 1935 01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:47.920 Tool Time. 1936 01:26:48.039 --> 01:26:50.960 That's yeah, we were, we were. I would watch that. 1937 01:26:51.239 --> 01:26:53.000 We were really forward thinking family. 1938 01:26:53.960 --> 01:26:54.560 That's what I was doing. 1939 01:26:56.319 --> 01:26:56.560 Yeah. 1940 01:26:56.960 --> 01:26:59.760 So okay, so it's just it's the toys for Bob 1941 01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:03.720 did a Tony Hawk game with Disney bullshit. But it's 1942 01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:05.039 like using to Tony Hawks. 1943 01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:06.479 Never thought here. 1944 01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:08.760 I mean, that's the thing. I don't give a shit 1945 01:27:08.760 --> 01:27:10.520 about Disney stuff. So like all the levels are like 1946 01:27:10.680 --> 01:27:14.039 Toy Story and Jungle Book and Tarzan and all this stuff. 1947 01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:16.359 But it just plays like a fucking Tony Hawk game. 1948 01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:18.720 Like when it starts off, the controls are different, but 1949 01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:20.279 then I looked at the options, it's like, turn on 1950 01:27:20.359 --> 01:27:23.079 pro controls and it just turns it into Tony Hawk. 1951 01:27:23.119 --> 01:27:25.359 It's like the same sound effects, the same like it's 1952 01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:28.600 Tony Hawk's four kind of goals, structure and everything. I'm 1953 01:27:28.600 --> 01:27:30.279 playing this games like this is just a fucking Tony 1954 01:27:30.279 --> 01:27:33.520 Hawk game. But I'm buzz Lightyear or whatever. Uh, it's 1955 01:27:33.640 --> 01:27:36.199 pretty fucking good. Like, as a big Tony Hawk guy 1956 01:27:36.239 --> 01:27:38.439 who's been thinking about Tony Hawk a lot lately, it's 1957 01:27:38.479 --> 01:27:40.199 weird to be able to pull up a game from 1958 01:27:40.279 --> 01:27:42.479 twenty two years ago that I had never heard of 1959 01:27:42.520 --> 01:27:45.520 and be like, this is basically a secret Tony Hawk game. 1960 01:27:46.039 --> 01:27:48.199 Cool. Yeah, but it's got Disney stuff. 1961 01:27:48.800 --> 01:27:50.600 Yeah yeah, I can. I can look past the Disney 1962 01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:52.880 stuff and just enjoy skating around. Oh but it's weird 1963 01:27:52.880 --> 01:27:55.439 because it's like the most brand centric shit ever. So 1964 01:27:55.479 --> 01:27:57.840 there's like a McDonald's and you go to the McDonald's 1965 01:27:57.920 --> 01:28:00.520 and you go to the drive through microphone and like, hey, 1966 01:28:00.560 --> 01:28:04.479 deliver these orders. So you're delivering like PS two rendered 1967 01:28:04.560 --> 01:28:07.399 like three D, like you know, uh, fries and quarter 1968 01:28:07.439 --> 01:28:09.880 pounders and stuff. And then you go to mister Nokia 1969 01:28:10.119 --> 01:28:12.159 and mister Nokia's like I got to get these new 1970 01:28:12.239 --> 01:28:14.039 ring tones. And you go around to everyone and you're 1971 01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:16.920 collecting their Nokia ring tones for their actual Nokia phones. 1972 01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:20.760 And it's I deeply respect the marketing to children aspect 1973 01:28:20.760 --> 01:28:23.039 of it, Like just trying to monetize kids. I have 1974 01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:25.880 to respect that. But yeah, it's a good skateboarding game. 1975 01:28:27.760 --> 01:28:30.520 As you're phrasing. Sometimes throws me off. Just trying to 1976 01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:31.359 monetize kids. 1977 01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:35.359 I mean they're idiots, so like get their money. Yeah 1978 01:28:35.399 --> 01:28:37.479 for sure. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Mary, What's 1979 01:28:37.520 --> 01:28:38.199 Guns of Fury? 1980 01:28:39.039 --> 01:28:41.000 Guns of Fury is a game that I want to 1981 01:28:41.039 --> 01:28:42.920 sell to Dan? I think you're gonna really like this. 1982 01:28:43.119 --> 01:28:45.199 You don't recommend games to me, ever, it's always Dan. 1983 01:28:45.279 --> 01:28:49.520 What is the don't play like rat based tile games? 1984 01:28:49.840 --> 01:28:53.439 Very often is the Benn Diagram of interest games wise, 1985 01:28:53.479 --> 01:28:55.520 I think Mary, you and I probably overlap a lot 1986 01:28:55.560 --> 01:28:59.560 more than me, and me and Mike have a good overlapped. 1987 01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:00.319 I think. 1988 01:29:00.399 --> 01:29:01.920 I think what we're saying here is that I'm the 1989 01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:05.119 most well rounded. I play everything, and you two are 1990 01:29:05.159 --> 01:29:07.279 a little more in your little niche the. 1991 01:29:07.159 --> 01:29:10.319 Most opposite, open minded, and he's the least in a 1992 01:29:10.399 --> 01:29:10.920 niche hole. 1993 01:29:12.800 --> 01:29:14.560 Yeah I agree. Yeah, thanks for saying that. 1994 01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:16.640 Yeah, I don't think that that's how I would describe 1995 01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:17.079 him at all. 1996 01:29:17.079 --> 01:29:18.000 When it comes to me. 1997 01:29:18.239 --> 01:29:20.359 I think often Mike and I band together to take 1998 01:29:20.359 --> 01:29:22.439 you down all the time from your dumb opinions about 1999 01:29:22.439 --> 01:29:24.279 some game that needs to be best, and it's actually 2000 01:29:24.319 --> 01:29:24.840 just okay. 2001 01:29:25.159 --> 01:29:27.439 I think, I'm When did I do that last year? 2002 01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:29.720 You do it every year you did? 2003 01:29:29.479 --> 01:29:31.079 Would give me give me examples? 2004 01:29:31.199 --> 01:29:34.039 You both did it with Pickman two years ago? What 2005 01:29:34.079 --> 01:29:35.039 was last year? Yeah? 2006 01:29:35.079 --> 01:29:36.640 When was I? When was I stubborn? 2007 01:29:37.560 --> 01:29:41.880 When we were last stubborn? Dan says, what did win 2008 01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:42.960 Game of the Year last year? 2009 01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:44.159 Uh? 2010 01:29:45.359 --> 01:29:48.039 Let me do our ghost last year category? 2011 01:29:48.159 --> 01:29:49.960 I keep god, last year was kind of a funk? 2012 01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:51.920 Was it Astrobot? 2013 01:29:52.520 --> 01:29:52.920 Oh? 2014 01:29:53.039 --> 01:29:54.359 Yeah, of course? 2015 01:29:55.920 --> 01:29:56.319 Keeps over. 2016 01:29:56.479 --> 01:29:59.159 Then he forgets about it, forgot, I forget everything. But yes, 2017 01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:00.920 that's one of the best games ever. 2018 01:30:01.079 --> 01:30:02.000 No metaphor was better. 2019 01:30:03.359 --> 01:30:04.840 This looks like Metal Slug, which I like. 2020 01:30:05.119 --> 01:30:07.560 Yes, so it's a kind of a I would say 2021 01:30:07.600 --> 01:30:11.119 we have like a contra metal Slug vibe here asthetically 2022 01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:16.520 so much fun. Everything you shoot explodes. 2023 01:30:16.800 --> 01:30:18.079 There's so many explosions in this. 2024 01:30:18.640 --> 01:30:21.199 It's crazy. You shoot everything and it all explodes. But 2025 01:30:21.239 --> 01:30:23.359 they've done really nice details where like if you shoot 2026 01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:26.079 a barrel or like an oxygen tank, it will shoot 2027 01:30:26.119 --> 01:30:29.239 up into the sky. It will explode the tower, and 2028 01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:30.840 then the guy in the tower will be like, oh, 2029 01:30:32.399 --> 01:30:35.520 it's really fun. Okay, here we go. Here's my next part. 2030 01:30:36.039 --> 01:30:37.199 It's a metroid Vania. 2031 01:30:37.680 --> 01:30:38.840 Okay, I'm writing this down. 2032 01:30:39.239 --> 01:30:42.319 Okay, I get why you recommend this. Yeah, it's tank 2033 01:30:42.399 --> 01:30:46.640 just shot a laser. I'm seeing the metroid Vania map now, yeah, yeah, 2034 01:30:47.159 --> 01:30:49.640 he's got a lightsaber in the mac. What the fuck? 2035 01:30:49.960 --> 01:30:51.279 There's there's mechs. 2036 01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:53.159 I'm watching the Steam gameplayers. 2037 01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:56.159 They just games dewey as ship. It just plops you 2038 01:30:56.239 --> 01:30:57.680 in the world and so you'll go to all these 2039 01:30:57.680 --> 01:30:59.000 different like explosion areas. 2040 01:30:59.000 --> 01:31:00.880 But they are like God there's an ice gun. 2041 01:31:01.399 --> 01:31:04.479 I'm telling you, there's there's like twenty different guns, you guys. 2042 01:31:04.600 --> 01:31:06.479 It's just shot a hole in a wall and open 2043 01:31:06.560 --> 01:31:09.239 up a secret room allah the original Zelda. 2044 01:31:09.359 --> 01:31:11.880 And then there's there's three different types of weapons, right, 2045 01:31:11.880 --> 01:31:15.079 so there's like your main guns, there's your secondary gun, 2046 01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:17.119 which can be like a cannon, or it could be 2047 01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:19.840 like a laser gun. It could be all these different things. 2048 01:31:19.840 --> 01:31:21.960 And then there's your third one. So it could be 2049 01:31:22.079 --> 01:31:26.560 a knife, but it could also be a boomerang fuck, 2050 01:31:27.239 --> 01:31:29.359 or it could be a fire starter. And all of 2051 01:31:29.399 --> 01:31:33.439 those help expand your Metroidvania world. So again, you might 2052 01:31:33.479 --> 01:31:35.680 go to an area and you'll be like, well, I 2053 01:31:35.720 --> 01:31:37.520 can't climb this, and I don't have a double or 2054 01:31:37.520 --> 01:31:39.439 triple jump, so I guess I can't go here. But 2055 01:31:39.520 --> 01:31:41.720 you will get an item. And if you get this 2056 01:31:41.840 --> 01:31:44.720 very particular item, now all of a sudden, you can 2057 01:31:44.800 --> 01:31:47.439 hit the button that's really high because this is an 2058 01:31:47.560 --> 01:31:50.000 arc based throwing item, and now you can get to 2059 01:31:50.039 --> 01:31:53.359 a whole different area in the Metroidvania space. That's like 2060 01:31:53.359 --> 01:31:58.119 your new level. It has sick boss fights, it is challenging. 2061 01:31:58.199 --> 01:32:00.199 I have died a lot trying to like get the 2062 01:32:00.199 --> 01:32:03.239 boss fights to be completed. I've enjoyed the shit out 2063 01:32:03.239 --> 01:32:05.720 of this game. It's so funny. Is that, Like I 2064 01:32:05.720 --> 01:32:07.439 had a lot of really I have. I had like 2065 01:32:07.520 --> 01:32:09.720 seven games listed that I played in the last two weeks. 2066 01:32:09.880 --> 01:32:10.840 This is my favorite. 2067 01:32:11.560 --> 01:32:16.479 Okay, I I already downloaded it. Yeah, it just that 2068 01:32:16.560 --> 01:32:19.199 looks like a fun video game, such. 2069 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:21.479 A fun video game, and it knows that it's a 2070 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:25.880 fun video game, Like it knows what it's doing, it 2071 01:32:25.880 --> 01:32:29.239 it knows its player base. There's so few negatives. The 2072 01:32:29.239 --> 01:32:30.880 only negative I can say is that, like for a 2073 01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:34.680 game that's trying to compare itself to like Metal Slug 2074 01:32:34.720 --> 01:32:36.439 and you guys all know like Metal Slug has like 2075 01:32:36.479 --> 01:32:40.359 some of the most incredible animations, Yes, it's not of 2076 01:32:40.399 --> 01:32:44.239 that caliber. Sure, that's my only that's it. That's like 2077 01:32:44.279 --> 01:32:45.039 my only negative. 2078 01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:47.520 Well, the idea that type of gameplay with a metroidvania, 2079 01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:49.760 like I you know, like Shadow Complex had guns and 2080 01:32:49.840 --> 01:32:51.960 was a metroidvania, but it wasn't in the vein of 2081 01:32:51.960 --> 01:32:54.680 like a contra Metal Slug type shooter. So like, I'm 2082 01:32:54.680 --> 01:32:55.560 definitely for trying this. 2083 01:32:55.720 --> 01:32:56.800 Yeah, it's super fun. 2084 01:32:57.399 --> 01:32:59.960 I try it too, But you only recommend as it dance. 2085 01:33:00.319 --> 01:33:03.600 I recommending it to both of you. I just think 2086 01:33:04.159 --> 01:33:10.119 a contra Detroidvania. I thought of Dan immediately, but I 2087 01:33:10.119 --> 01:33:13.760 think you will think you really like this game. This also, 2088 01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:18.760 like it was really off my radar, my my like 2089 01:33:19.239 --> 01:33:21.720 moderator when I stream got this and was like, hey, 2090 01:33:21.720 --> 01:33:23.560 I think you'd really like this game. And I would 2091 01:33:23.560 --> 01:33:25.880 not have played this if he did not buy that 2092 01:33:25.960 --> 01:33:29.680 for me, Like, I'm so grateful because the marketing or whatever, 2093 01:33:30.039 --> 01:33:33.079 for whatever reason, this totally blew over my radar, But 2094 01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:35.319 I'm really grateful that I played it, and so like, 2095 01:33:35.399 --> 01:33:38.479 this is why we have this podcast. Everybody needs to 2096 01:33:38.479 --> 01:33:41.680 play this game. It's it's fucking great. This is the 2097 01:33:41.840 --> 01:33:44.319 number one game and no one's fucking talking about it. 2098 01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:45.920 Guns of Fury. 2099 01:33:46.560 --> 01:33:49.039 Okay, I will play it by the time we record next. 2100 01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:49.439 Yeah. 2101 01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:52.560 This isn't just a challenge to you Dan or to Mike. 2102 01:33:52.960 --> 01:33:55.920 This is to all of our listeners. This is the game, 2103 01:33:56.319 --> 01:33:59.359 and I stand by it. If you don't like this game, 2104 01:34:00.439 --> 01:34:01.159 stop listening. 2105 01:34:02.439 --> 01:34:05.880 Just don't take that seriously. 2106 01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:09.600 We got no one's talking about it. 2107 01:34:09.640 --> 01:34:12.199 How weird is that? And it's great. It's freaking great. 2108 01:34:13.279 --> 01:34:14.319 What's dying the dungeon. 2109 01:34:15.479 --> 01:34:18.119 This is a very quick one. I really like, uh 2110 01:34:19.119 --> 01:34:21.960 these types of games where you I don't know, it's 2111 01:34:21.960 --> 01:34:26.079 like deck building, but this one is with dice. So 2112 01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:29.439 you build a deck of dice and then you roll them, 2113 01:34:29.560 --> 01:34:33.479 and based on your rolls, you fight, you turn base 2114 01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:37.720 fight enemies in a dungeon, and it gets progressively harder. 2115 01:34:37.920 --> 01:34:40.520 This game is very difficult. I think if you like 2116 01:34:40.600 --> 01:34:45.479 turn based deck builders in dungeons and you want to 2117 01:34:45.520 --> 01:34:48.239 try something different, this is the same thing with dice. 2118 01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:50.600 You play as a cute little frog. I think it's cute, 2119 01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:53.840 a little difficult. I mean I'm not even getting past 2120 01:34:53.840 --> 01:34:58.560 the first area, so maybe they need to uh maybe 2121 01:34:58.560 --> 01:35:01.680 I suck or maybe the Katie to look at it 2122 01:35:01.680 --> 01:35:03.640 a little bit. It's early access, so I suspect that 2123 01:35:03.720 --> 01:35:06.920 this game needs to be fine tuned. I bought it 2124 01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:08.920 in the sale, you know, like in the Steam sale. 2125 01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:11.680 That's why I bought it, because it was on sale. 2126 01:35:11.840 --> 01:35:13.800 So I think it's a great Steam sale game because 2127 01:35:13.840 --> 01:35:17.039 I you know, it's like it's already not very expensive, 2128 01:35:17.239 --> 01:35:20.399 and when you add a you know, a ten percent 2129 01:35:20.520 --> 01:35:23.399 or twenty thirty percent off, it's like ten bucks. It 2130 01:35:23.439 --> 01:35:26.960 was great, So anyway, it's called die in the dungeon 2131 01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:30.800 d I E. And I think that's just a little 2132 01:35:30.800 --> 01:35:35.359 play on words because you roll dice and dicey dungeons 2133 01:35:35.359 --> 01:35:35.960 was already taken. 2134 01:35:36.920 --> 01:35:38.279 I was like, that's not a pun, that's just how 2135 01:35:38.319 --> 01:35:38.760 you spell it. 2136 01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:39.920 But it's the word. 2137 01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:45.279 Yeah, if it was color based, d y e ullo. 2138 01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:47.439 Look at this guy. Wow. 2139 01:35:48.439 --> 01:35:50.119 It was a weirder tasting than I thought it would be. 2140 01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:54.239 Audio listener to the audio listeners my deep throat of 2141 01:35:54.279 --> 01:35:54.840 the microphone. 2142 01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:57.199 Yeah, but it tasted different like I thought it'd be sweeter. 2143 01:35:57.399 --> 01:35:59.399 Yeah, it's a giant windscreen on it. That's gross. 2144 01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:00.319 That's how they get you. 2145 01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:04.199 This is a hymn thing. 2146 01:36:05.199 --> 01:36:07.640 Oh dude, I I have such an overwhelming urbage to 2147 01:36:07.640 --> 01:36:11.560 put cylindrical things in my mouth all the time. 2148 01:36:12.319 --> 01:36:12.840 Yeah. 2149 01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:16.680 Yeah, games, you want to, you want to? You want to? 2150 01:36:16.840 --> 01:36:21.279 Want to talk about emails? Sure, hey, everybody as usual. 2151 01:36:21.399 --> 01:36:24.319 You can right into Jake. I don't know figure out 2152 01:36:24.319 --> 01:36:27.159 where the fuck to come in on that conversation. You 2153 01:36:27.199 --> 01:36:29.319 can ride into fire skate pass at gmail dot com. 2154 01:36:29.359 --> 01:36:31.680 I should mention I'm gonna mention this later on. I 2155 01:36:31.720 --> 01:36:35.039 didn't talk about any games at all, which keen listeners 2156 01:36:35.079 --> 01:36:38.760 will have noticed because I was in GDC last week 2157 01:36:39.560 --> 01:36:44.479 and I just wasn't. I was wasn't playing games playing games. 2158 01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:48.680 You're playing one very particular game with our buddy Vinnie. 2159 01:36:49.680 --> 01:36:52.840 Yes, that's where I was going with that. I forgot 2160 01:36:52.840 --> 01:36:56.600 where I was going. Thank you you saved me. Yeah, 2161 01:36:56.680 --> 01:37:01.239 Vinnie and I are playing Total war Warhammer three two campaigns. 2162 01:37:01.279 --> 01:37:05.840 Based on how many people have signed up people like it, 2163 01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:07.159 seems like a lot of you know about it. 2164 01:37:07.159 --> 01:37:09.880 However, I think Warhammer might be popular. I've never heard 2165 01:37:09.920 --> 01:37:10.560 about it anywhere. 2166 01:37:10.600 --> 01:37:16.600 It's just it's Vinnie is popular. I think if you're 2167 01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:19.720 not a video tier patron for fire Escape, we Vinnie 2168 01:37:19.680 --> 01:37:21.640 and I are doing a co op campaign in Total 2169 01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:24.479 War Warhammer three. He is playing as Imrick with the 2170 01:37:24.520 --> 01:37:26.880 High Elves, and I am playing as Oxy Ottle with 2171 01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:29.760 the Lizard Men, and we're doing a good quote unquote 2172 01:37:30.760 --> 01:37:34.199 order campaign. And then if you're not signed up to 2173 01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:36.720 next Lander on their video or their top tier, I 2174 01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:39.640 believe uh that we're doing the Evil campaign over there. 2175 01:37:39.680 --> 01:37:43.319 I'm playing as Count Knocklist in the Vampire Zombie Pirates. 2176 01:37:43.800 --> 01:37:47.720 Vinnie is playing as skull Taker and the Demons of corn. 2177 01:37:47.800 --> 01:37:50.840 So that's fun. It's been fun. We're going back and forth. 2178 01:37:50.880 --> 01:37:53.159 So if you're listening to this episode and it goes 2179 01:37:53.199 --> 01:37:54.960 up on the day, there's a new episode over at 2180 01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:57.600 next Lander for the Evil Campaign, and we're coming up 2181 01:37:57.600 --> 01:37:59.960 on episode three for the Good Campaign next week. 2182 01:38:00.439 --> 01:38:03.760 You're gonna want to be a Vineo tier level Patreon 2183 01:38:03.840 --> 01:38:06.960 subscriber because you're gonna want to get those videos. 2184 01:38:07.840 --> 01:38:11.079 No, I noticed neither of you have said anything about 2185 01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:11.600 watching it. 2186 01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:18.279 I just I just don't want to be spoil the 2187 01:38:18.359 --> 01:38:21.319 high stuff in particular. I'm just trying not to get 2188 01:38:21.319 --> 01:38:23.159 spoiled on it right now. It's you know, the Lord. 2189 01:38:23.159 --> 01:38:29.640 It's a big time for the Hiles. Going to finish 2190 01:38:29.640 --> 01:38:30.720 the Severn finale tonight. 2191 01:38:30.920 --> 01:38:33.279 I caught up on White Lotus. We have not started severnce. 2192 01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:37.560 I think that's our next show, White Lotus. Uh oh. 2193 01:38:37.880 --> 01:38:39.880 In general, how are you liking the season compared to 2194 01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:42.399 the first is? What is? No White Lotus. 2195 01:38:43.159 --> 01:38:45.479 Lotus is much more of a slow burn this season, 2196 01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:47.720 in my opinion, I think they all are right like 2197 01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:51.840 the all the hook is like somebody dies, but the 2198 01:38:51.920 --> 01:38:56.840 actual show is about watching these characters slowly transform and 2199 01:38:56.920 --> 01:38:59.439 things like Bubble up to the surface to the degree 2200 01:38:59.520 --> 01:39:04.079 that things start happening towards the final episode, maybe the 2201 01:39:04.119 --> 01:39:07.319 second to last episode. I just feel like the first episode, 2202 01:39:07.439 --> 01:39:09.279 a lot of shit happened, right Like there was like 2203 01:39:09.319 --> 01:39:12.079 a lady who like was pregnant and I ended up 2204 01:39:12.079 --> 01:39:14.279 giving birth ing them. There was a lot going on 2205 01:39:14.680 --> 01:39:16.560 in the in the first season, and in the second 2206 01:39:16.560 --> 01:39:19.199 season this is slower like a birth in. 2207 01:39:19.199 --> 01:39:25.279 The first season. Yes, I just water bike, oh sure, sure, sure, yes, yes, yes, 2208 01:39:25.399 --> 01:39:26.960 very early on the staffer. 2209 01:39:27.399 --> 01:39:30.479 But that like first episode is really stressful. I would say, 2210 01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:33.479 like in this one, the stress is not from like 2211 01:39:33.840 --> 01:39:36.640 a crazy thing that happens. The stress is from character 2212 01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:40.399 dynamics that are like really intense. If you're paying attention 2213 01:39:40.840 --> 01:39:43.159 to the dialogue and what's going on. There's like these 2214 01:39:43.199 --> 01:39:47.119 three iconic ladies. They're like a little like they're older, 2215 01:39:47.199 --> 01:39:50.600 and they're stunningly beautiful. But every time one of them leaves, 2216 01:39:50.600 --> 01:39:53.359 the other two talk about the person who's left. That 2217 01:39:53.560 --> 01:39:57.880 is a very stressful dynamic to me. So, yeah, maybe 2218 01:39:57.920 --> 01:40:00.920 there isn't crazy things happening all the time, but the 2219 01:40:01.000 --> 01:40:05.319 dynamics between these these characters are very stressful. It's different, 2220 01:40:05.399 --> 01:40:08.159 it's stressful in a different way. This season, I'm liking it. 2221 01:40:08.199 --> 01:40:08.479 I don't. 2222 01:40:08.560 --> 01:40:09.399 I don't dislike it. 2223 01:40:09.560 --> 01:40:12.960 I like season one a bit more than two. However, 2224 01:40:14.119 --> 01:40:16.560 the character work in this season is really really good. 2225 01:40:16.840 --> 01:40:19.600 It's really good Walton Goggins. I love this renaissance he's 2226 01:40:19.640 --> 01:40:21.880 having with this and Fallout. 2227 01:40:22.319 --> 01:40:24.920 Yeah, he's great and what a totally different character than 2228 01:40:24.960 --> 01:40:29.039 its Fallout character, but both so well done. He's a 2229 01:40:29.079 --> 01:40:33.079 tremendous actor. I also like whoever plays his girlfriend with 2230 01:40:33.119 --> 01:40:36.439 the teeth. She's amazing. I'm trying not to be disrespectful 2231 01:40:36.479 --> 01:40:37.079 because I find. 2232 01:40:36.960 --> 01:40:38.039 Her stunningly beautiful. 2233 01:40:38.199 --> 01:40:40.359 Yes, but if you were to describe her, I would 2234 01:40:40.399 --> 01:40:42.840 say she's super hot, and she's got big old teeth, 2235 01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:47.399 and she she's a great actor. She owns that role entirely. 2236 01:40:47.439 --> 01:40:48.479 I think she's phenomenal. 2237 01:40:48.840 --> 01:40:54.560 Patrick Schwarzenegger is so fucking good at being a huge douchebag. 2238 01:40:55.640 --> 01:40:58.479 Schwarzinger's good in this. Yeah, he's like, oh wow. 2239 01:40:58.520 --> 01:41:01.239 His name is Saxon and he from this very white 2240 01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:04.039 like North Carolina Duke Chapel Hill family. 2241 01:41:04.079 --> 01:41:07.359 He reminds me of Johnny every time he comes into 2242 01:41:07.359 --> 01:41:10.920 a scene. He's just like bebe Is and They're like, 2243 01:41:10.960 --> 01:41:13.199 what are you talking about? He's like anyway, like, check 2244 01:41:13.239 --> 01:41:15.039 out my fucking dick, and then he like walks away. 2245 01:41:15.399 --> 01:41:20.199 Very he was acting, but that that's a good actor, right, 2246 01:41:20.239 --> 01:41:23.199 Like he's created a real hateable, punchable guy. 2247 01:41:23.960 --> 01:41:26.359 And I feel like all the time he spends talking 2248 01:41:26.359 --> 01:41:28.640 about his body and working out is just making fun 2249 01:41:28.680 --> 01:41:31.199 of his dad. But it's it's dad, right, not that. 2250 01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:31.439 Yeah. 2251 01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:36.880 Yeah, and is he the maid son when he has 2252 01:41:36.920 --> 01:41:38.319 an affair with the maid? 2253 01:41:38.600 --> 01:41:39.199 Oh, I don't know. 2254 01:41:39.800 --> 01:41:43.359 Oh that's crazy. That's behind the scenes because because Arnold 2255 01:41:43.399 --> 01:41:47.119 Schwarzenegger famously had a kid out of wedlock with his maid, 2256 01:41:47.479 --> 01:41:49.640 I understand. I think this is full blood, but I 2257 01:41:49.640 --> 01:41:49.920 don't know. 2258 01:41:50.119 --> 01:41:51.840 Okay, I'm going to do that based. 2259 01:41:51.560 --> 01:41:53.359 On the fact that he really looks like Arnold, like. 2260 01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:57.800 He's got Arnold vibes he does. So go watch uh, 2261 01:41:58.720 --> 01:42:02.319 Vinnie and Mike save the world on fire Escape, and 2262 01:42:02.359 --> 01:42:05.119 then go watch Vinian Mike destroy the world on Next Lander. 2263 01:42:05.920 --> 01:42:08.680 All right, we got some emails from uh Mary. Do 2264 01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:11.880 you want to read this? First one from Rich from Pennsylvania. 2265 01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:16.199 Chat up, guys, I live in Philadelphia area and growing 2266 01:42:16.239 --> 01:42:18.880 up we always referred to Italian ice as water ice. 2267 01:42:19.039 --> 01:42:21.319 It wasn't until I was a full grown adult that 2268 01:42:21.399 --> 01:42:24.039 I realized that to anyone not from the area, water 2269 01:42:24.079 --> 01:42:26.600 ice just sounds like ice. Did you grow up with 2270 01:42:26.600 --> 01:42:29.439 any weird regional names for things that you didn't realize 2271 01:42:29.439 --> 01:42:32.079 were weird until years later. I know people in Minnesota 2272 01:42:32.119 --> 01:42:35.399 also allegedly refer to duck duck goose as duck duck, 2273 01:42:35.439 --> 01:42:37.880 gray duck. That's fucked up right, all the best rich 2274 01:42:37.880 --> 01:42:40.920 from Pennsylvania. I had no idea that you could say 2275 01:42:40.960 --> 01:42:42.000 gray duck. That's weird. 2276 01:42:42.239 --> 01:42:45.199 It's not allegedly, that is definitely it's the only state 2277 01:42:45.279 --> 01:42:47.199 in the country where it's not duck doug goose, it's 2278 01:42:47.279 --> 01:42:48.199 duck duck, gray duck. 2279 01:42:48.399 --> 01:42:52.000 Yeah, weird, Mary, you wrote one down. I don't know 2280 01:42:52.000 --> 01:42:54.079 if this is regional or just you're being weird when 2281 01:42:54.199 --> 01:42:54.560 you say this. 2282 01:42:55.119 --> 01:42:57.840 Everyone from Ohio says recpcs No. 2283 01:42:57.920 --> 01:43:01.000 That's a weird thing. I ate a good chunk of 2284 01:43:01.000 --> 01:43:03.560 a five pound bag of Reese's Pieces on Wednesday, and 2285 01:43:03.640 --> 01:43:05.880 I was saying Reese's pieces every time I ate some. 2286 01:43:06.279 --> 01:43:08.239 Yeah, I just ate a good chunk of a five 2287 01:43:08.279 --> 01:43:11.079 pound bag. How many pounds was a good chunk? Well? 2288 01:43:11.159 --> 01:43:12.319 For the Et. 2289 01:43:12.359 --> 01:43:14.680 They have five pound bags of Reese's pieces. 2290 01:43:14.760 --> 01:43:17.680 Yes, Jeff Creb sent me five pounds of Reese's pieces 2291 01:43:17.800 --> 01:43:19.319 that I had to shove through the mouth hoole of 2292 01:43:19.359 --> 01:43:21.479 an et mask for work on Wednesday. 2293 01:43:21.720 --> 01:43:23.960 You did not have to do any of this. 2294 01:43:24.560 --> 01:43:29.560 I'm an artist, yours is a noble profession. Yes, I've 2295 01:43:29.600 --> 01:43:32.840 heard people Saye's pieces, but it's I don't think it's 2296 01:43:32.880 --> 01:43:36.359 a region. It's ohioh Grub says it too, and Mike. 2297 01:43:37.159 --> 01:43:39.680 Wait, no, because maybe it's not Reagional, because I remember. 2298 01:43:39.800 --> 01:43:42.319 I think it's just Mary and like I've heard years ago, 2299 01:43:42.560 --> 01:43:43.640 but they're not from Ohio. 2300 01:43:44.239 --> 01:43:46.119 Louis c K says it that way, and we're seeing 2301 01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:48.479 him years ago when he said res PCs. Yeah, is 2302 01:43:48.520 --> 01:43:50.680 he from Ohio? No, he's in New Yor. Well, he 2303 01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:51.600 grew up in Mexico. 2304 01:43:51.720 --> 01:43:54.000 I think Luis c K grew up in Mexico. 2305 01:43:54.039 --> 01:43:55.159 Yeah, he's like half Mexican. 2306 01:43:55.239 --> 01:43:57.439 Yeah, it's a classic Mexican accent. 2307 01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:02.880 Yeah, maybe it's just a Mary and Louis c K thing. 2308 01:44:03.199 --> 01:44:07.760 Yeah, sometimes want to be a PECS. And I just 2309 01:44:07.840 --> 01:44:09.960 think I'm going to die one day. I don't know. 2310 01:44:10.000 --> 01:44:13.000 I can't do Louise. Okay, I shouldn't. I probably shouldn't. 2311 01:44:13.399 --> 01:44:16.199 Probably not. So I try to think of like weird 2312 01:44:16.239 --> 01:44:17.760 dialects regional stuff. 2313 01:44:17.880 --> 01:44:20.119 I mean a lot of the regional stuff from like Syracuse, well, 2314 01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:24.680 Syracuse itself. The pronunciation I think we've talked about We've 2315 01:44:24.720 --> 01:44:27.399 definitely talked about this on fire Escape before, like way earlier. 2316 01:44:27.439 --> 01:44:30.399 There's some listeners from Syracuse, and I think they got 2317 01:44:30.439 --> 01:44:32.880 in an argument with me, or rather emailed in saying 2318 01:44:33.920 --> 01:44:37.279 it looks like Syracuse and it's named after the Sicilian 2319 01:44:37.319 --> 01:44:42.279 city Syracusa. But everybody I grew up with who's from 2320 01:44:42.319 --> 01:44:44.640 there did not pronounce it like that. They pronounce it 2321 01:44:44.680 --> 01:44:47.880 Syracuse like Sarahcuse instead of Syracuse. 2322 01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:50.439 I would trust the people who live there, right. 2323 01:44:50.239 --> 01:44:52.279 But there's other people who do who also live there 2324 01:44:52.279 --> 01:44:54.199 and emailed me saying I'm from here and I pronounce 2325 01:44:54.199 --> 01:44:57.520 it Syracuse. But I remember our like our chancellor at 2326 01:44:57.640 --> 01:44:59.960 SU when I was going to before I graduated, email 2327 01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:02.319 all that all the students with like a it was 2328 01:45:02.359 --> 01:45:04.279 supposed to be a fun community building is like are 2329 01:45:04.319 --> 01:45:06.560 you a deer or a bear? Do you say Syracuse 2330 01:45:06.640 --> 01:45:11.479 or Syracuse? Uh? And like most people who are from there, 2331 01:45:12.039 --> 01:45:14.000 of which there were not that many because people come 2332 01:45:14.000 --> 01:45:16.319 from everywhere to go to ask. You were saying, no, 2333 01:45:16.359 --> 01:45:20.479 we say Syracuse. The Syracuse was just too it's easier 2334 01:45:20.479 --> 01:45:23.399 to say Syracuse and like there's a specific kind of 2335 01:45:23.479 --> 01:45:27.960 drawl from Syracuse that like, I don't say trailer, that's 2336 01:45:28.000 --> 01:45:30.600 too hard on my vocal cords. Yeah, I said trout. 2337 01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:32.079 But again there's other people who are like, I'm from 2338 01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:33.960 here and I don't say it like that. You're a moron. 2339 01:45:34.279 --> 01:45:37.399 You said Syracuse so much now that my brain is 2340 01:45:37.680 --> 01:45:39.800 refusing to acknowledge it as a word, and I can't 2341 01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:42.079 remember how I used to say, Oh, there's a cool word. 2342 01:45:42.159 --> 01:45:46.399 There's a cool phrase for that. Uh, semantic satiation happens, 2343 01:45:46.960 --> 01:45:49.520 somatic satiation or something like that. It's a cool phrase. 2344 01:45:49.960 --> 01:45:51.800 It's like when you say, like the word potato so 2345 01:45:51.880 --> 01:45:54.000 much and you're like, that's crazy that that's even a 2346 01:45:54.039 --> 01:45:55.640 word potato. 2347 01:45:55.359 --> 01:45:59.199 Clitorris clit taoris, clittoris, clittoris cloris. 2348 01:45:59.319 --> 01:46:01.680 Joe Montanas like Joe Montana, that's not a guy. That's 2349 01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:04.000 not even a series of words that Joe Montana doesn't 2350 01:46:04.000 --> 01:46:07.239 mean anything. That Cartoon Network character. He's not a all 2351 01:46:07.319 --> 01:46:10.279 time Court Montana. That's like, I must be misremembering this. 2352 01:46:10.479 --> 01:46:14.439 Yeah, g spot, G spot, G spots, I mean the clitus. 2353 01:46:14.720 --> 01:46:19.199 Neither of them exists, so it works. What the fuck? 2354 01:46:19.239 --> 01:46:22.159 Where we talk? Oh, regional stuff, most of the regional stuff? 2355 01:46:22.600 --> 01:46:25.600 Uh Syracuse? Has I mentioned Syracuse because I was gonna say, 2356 01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:30.520 we have regional cuisine. Uh chicken chicken speedies from the 2357 01:46:30.520 --> 01:46:33.479 stay Air, which'm actually gonna make the night speedy. Oh yeah, 2358 01:46:33.520 --> 01:46:35.560 cuisine not in the sense, and it's fancy cuisine, just 2359 01:46:35.600 --> 01:46:36.319 like regional food. 2360 01:46:37.680 --> 01:46:38.840 I mean chicken speedies. 2361 01:46:39.199 --> 01:46:44.600 Yeah, some nice Papa musavice and some chicken speedies. 2362 01:46:45.119 --> 01:46:46.279 Do you say little smokies? 2363 01:46:47.199 --> 01:46:48.079 Never heard of that before. 2364 01:46:48.279 --> 01:46:52.439 Oh maybe that's little sausages. Yeah, like little hot dogs. 2365 01:46:52.479 --> 01:46:55.319 You gotta have little smokies and you and whoever when 2366 01:46:55.359 --> 01:46:57.560 you make maybe one of the moms comes with a 2367 01:46:57.600 --> 01:46:59.640 fucking crock pot and she's like, I have the little 2368 01:46:59.640 --> 01:47:02.720 smoke key and they're always smoking cross pot with like barbecues. 2369 01:47:02.760 --> 01:47:06.560 Why from the white latuce right there, I got a 2370 01:47:06.600 --> 01:47:14.000 little smokies. Where's my little rezipam pipernet I brought? I'm 2371 01:47:14.000 --> 01:47:18.840 I missing my pails. I salt potatoes. Salt potatoes are 2372 01:47:18.880 --> 01:47:21.359 a thing in Syracuse as well. You literally boil potatoes 2373 01:47:21.680 --> 01:47:24.319 in salt water and then you serve them with melted 2374 01:47:24.359 --> 01:47:26.159 butter and some like green onions. 2375 01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:27.119 Sounds pretty good. 2376 01:47:27.159 --> 01:47:29.439 Oh, it's good, it's great. It's just like Amanda when 2377 01:47:29.439 --> 01:47:30.720 she first met me and I was telling her, I 2378 01:47:30.720 --> 01:47:32.560 was like, yeah, we had like salt potatoes at the barbecue, 2379 01:47:32.640 --> 01:47:34.720 Like what the fuck are those? And it's just you 2380 01:47:34.760 --> 01:47:37.239 boil them in salt water. There's probably some nuances that 2381 01:47:37.239 --> 01:47:40.479 I'm not familiar with, but phrasing. 2382 01:47:40.079 --> 01:47:42.920 Wise, we had the stuff where it's like everyone else 2383 01:47:43.119 --> 01:47:45.600 got soda pop hop, like you know, definitely grew up 2384 01:47:45.640 --> 01:47:47.479 like every soda was a coke at one point. I 2385 01:47:47.479 --> 01:47:48.680 don't think I heard pop much. 2386 01:47:48.760 --> 01:47:49.960 I didn't either. We were soda. 2387 01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:51.159 Yeah. 2388 01:47:51.239 --> 01:47:53.960 I think we used pop in Ohio, which is yeah. 2389 01:47:54.079 --> 01:47:58.319 But I think interchangeably you could use soda. But if 2390 01:47:58.359 --> 01:48:00.680 I asked for for me, if I were to ask 2391 01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:02.319 for something right now, I'd be like, oh, I don't 2392 01:48:02.319 --> 01:48:04.439 want to pop, Like I would probably still say pop. 2393 01:48:04.479 --> 01:48:06.560 I think i'd say soda. Yeah. 2394 01:48:06.840 --> 01:48:09.960 Water ice from Rich from the email is very weird. 2395 01:48:10.039 --> 01:48:12.239 I have a one of my good friends is from Philly. 2396 01:48:12.680 --> 01:48:15.359 The way that people from Philly and Long Island say 2397 01:48:15.520 --> 01:48:22.840 water is weird, the Philly water that's odd. I like it, 2398 01:48:22.840 --> 01:48:24.119 It's got a nice ring to it, but I don't 2399 01:48:24.119 --> 01:48:28.960 say it like that, Oh are you? Are you? If? Okay, 2400 01:48:29.000 --> 01:48:31.359 if you're waiting in a queue to get into a store, 2401 01:48:31.439 --> 01:48:32.439 how would you phrase that? 2402 01:48:33.319 --> 01:48:35.239 I've heard this. You're in line, You're in line? 2403 01:48:35.439 --> 01:48:36.760 Yeah, Mary, how would you phrase it? 2404 01:48:37.840 --> 01:48:40.560 My instinct is to also say I'm in line? 2405 01:48:40.760 --> 01:48:43.079 Yeah, me too. I think it's like a New York 2406 01:48:43.199 --> 01:48:44.960 thing to say online. 2407 01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:47.960 Bank and her family all say, and then there's a 2408 01:48:47.960 --> 01:48:51.359 lot of water going on there too, Yeah, yeah, although 2409 01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:55.960 you know what it's not. It's water w like O 2410 01:48:55.960 --> 01:49:00.840 O T E. It's like a lot to Long Island. 2411 01:49:01.119 --> 01:49:04.439 Yeah, water almost, but like yeah, it's I think it's 2412 01:49:04.479 --> 01:49:07.560 Jersey New York is online, I know, back of our 2413 01:49:07.800 --> 01:49:11.560 you know, like the Long Islanders and Jersey. Jersey folks 2414 01:49:11.600 --> 01:49:13.119 say Mario a lot. 2415 01:49:13.600 --> 01:49:15.560 That's that's just actually wrong. 2416 01:49:15.640 --> 01:49:19.560 But yeah, I like, because yeah, I think in Italian 2417 01:49:19.600 --> 01:49:21.039 wouldn't what would Mario be in Italent? 2418 01:49:21.079 --> 01:49:21.119 Like? 2419 01:49:21.119 --> 01:49:21.880 How would the I. 2420 01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:24.159 Think the argument is that like, oh yeah, on the 2421 01:49:24.159 --> 01:49:26.119 East coast wherever, there's a lot of guys named Mario 2422 01:49:26.439 --> 01:49:30.520 pronounced Mario, but not that Mario. He says his own 2423 01:49:30.560 --> 01:49:32.960 fucking name all the time to one of the like 2424 01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:36.199 five words he says to me Mario. Guess he says Mario. 2425 01:49:36.479 --> 01:49:39.680 I think the argument there is like Japanese developers, wouldn't 2426 01:49:40.159 --> 01:49:41.880 they fucked it up when they were making Mario. 2427 01:49:41.960 --> 01:49:43.880 I'm just listening to the man say his own name. 2428 01:49:44.239 --> 01:49:49.159 Yeah, I guess he would know to me Mario, Yeah, inline. 2429 01:49:50.840 --> 01:49:53.560 I feel like there's another one that's always throws me 2430 01:49:53.640 --> 01:49:54.640 off' worsh. 2431 01:49:54.760 --> 01:49:56.680 I would hear. My grandma is from the South and 2432 01:49:56.720 --> 01:49:59.600 she would say worsh instead of oh, like. 2433 01:49:59.760 --> 01:50:02.359 Wash, yeah, yeah, I put in the wor. Yeah, there's 2434 01:50:02.399 --> 01:50:04.640 a I went to. I think you two know. I 2435 01:50:04.680 --> 01:50:06.159 think I've talked about it before. I went to University 2436 01:50:06.199 --> 01:50:10.279 of Arkansas for two years and my ex's grandparents lived 2437 01:50:10.439 --> 01:50:14.119 on Grand Lake in Oklahoma, which is a gorgeous little 2438 01:50:14.159 --> 01:50:15.760 pocket of the country. If you've never been to Lake 2439 01:50:15.760 --> 01:50:18.560 Country in Oklahoma, go if you're around, go check it out. 2440 01:50:18.680 --> 01:50:24.399 Uh there's a place in Oklahoma that is spelled m 2441 01:50:24.560 --> 01:50:28.319 I A m I Miami. 2442 01:50:28.680 --> 01:50:28.920 Yeah. 2443 01:50:29.000 --> 01:50:33.720 It's not how they fucking say it. It is Miama, Miama. 2444 01:50:33.279 --> 01:50:35.159 Oklahoma and Missouri. 2445 01:50:35.399 --> 01:50:39.680 You know, Missouri and Miama. Yeah, it's a very Parker, 2446 01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:43.319 posey in white lotus way of saying Miami, and that 2447 01:50:43.359 --> 01:50:46.600 always threw me off. But I kind of like Miamah. 2448 01:50:46.039 --> 01:50:47.199 Kind of like that. I don't like Missouri. 2449 01:50:47.720 --> 01:50:50.399 I don't like Missouri. I don't like the state or 2450 01:50:50.439 --> 01:50:53.199 how it Yeah, just about listeners, but. 2451 01:50:53.800 --> 01:50:56.439 To them get out of state, Yeah, it's not good. 2452 01:50:58.399 --> 01:51:00.920 Yeah. I spent a lot, not nearly as much time 2453 01:51:00.920 --> 01:51:02.399 as Dan, I've spent a lot of time there, and 2454 01:51:02.439 --> 01:51:08.359 I was always I'd rather read Oklahoma. Yeah, but yeah, 2455 01:51:08.439 --> 01:51:10.960 it was always the stair. I'm actually curious if anybody 2456 01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:14.640 from Syracuse says Syracuse because it's just too I actually 2457 01:51:14.680 --> 01:51:17.119 get kind of tired saying Syracuse. It like wears me 2458 01:51:17.159 --> 01:51:18.960 out a bit. It's too just a strain on my 2459 01:51:19.039 --> 01:51:24.000 vocal cords trailer Syracuse Alien Alien. 2460 01:51:24.000 --> 01:51:27.079 I feel like you, Ohio. Well, least where I was 2461 01:51:27.159 --> 01:51:30.600 growing up, it wasn't so much that we that we 2462 01:51:30.680 --> 01:51:34.000 said very specific words differently, but Valley girl accent is 2463 01:51:34.000 --> 01:51:39.920 like very normalized there, and so just saying things with 2464 01:51:40.000 --> 01:51:43.039 a strange inflection upwards that everything is like a question 2465 01:51:43.960 --> 01:51:46.920 is very normal, but I don't know if like there's 2466 01:51:46.920 --> 01:51:50.439 a very particular use case for an individual world word, 2467 01:51:50.680 --> 01:51:52.800 whereas it's just like, you know, do you know where 2468 01:51:52.800 --> 01:51:55.159 I can get a smoothie around here? Is like very 2469 01:51:55.279 --> 01:51:56.800 normal to talk like that. 2470 01:51:58.279 --> 01:52:04.680 I don't like that. It's just not good. Yeah. Here, 2471 01:52:04.680 --> 01:52:06.239 you get a lot of like the Minnesota people that 2472 01:52:06.239 --> 01:52:08.760 are just like any double o. It's like broom roof, 2473 01:52:09.319 --> 01:52:11.880 you know, like a lot of just like, yeah, I 2474 01:52:11.920 --> 01:52:13.760 had me a broom like Tim Turry is like the 2475 01:52:13.760 --> 01:52:14.880 most Minnesota man ever. 2476 01:52:15.000 --> 01:52:19.279 Tim. Tim's pronunciation of Boston is funny to me. Boston. 2477 01:52:20.199 --> 01:52:21.920 He says like, oh, yeah, we're going to Boston for 2478 01:52:21.960 --> 01:52:23.199 Pax East, Like. 2479 01:52:23.680 --> 01:52:25.399 He's saying it with like a Boston accent. 2480 01:52:26.119 --> 01:52:27.920 No, no, no, no, it's just like the O is a 2481 01:52:28.119 --> 01:52:30.199 very hard O instead of an a W. 2482 01:52:30.279 --> 01:52:36.319 Boston says mom, like ma'am, And sometimes that confuses me. 2483 01:52:37.279 --> 01:52:39.680 My sister is the only one in our family who 2484 01:52:39.760 --> 01:52:45.199 just has a like a where's Fargo, Dakota, Minnesota, North Dakota. 2485 01:52:45.760 --> 01:52:48.960 My sister just has an Upper Midwest accent. I don't 2486 01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:50.600 know where she got it. Her husband's not from the 2487 01:52:50.640 --> 01:52:55.760 Upper Midwest. We are not she like, I don't know 2488 01:52:55.800 --> 01:52:56.520 where she got it. 2489 01:52:56.760 --> 01:53:00.359 Would you truly for me to have any kind of accent? Uh? 2490 01:53:00.479 --> 01:53:02.039 Nothing stands out. I don't see. 2491 01:53:02.279 --> 01:53:04.800 I do feel like that Midwestern, like like this is 2492 01:53:04.840 --> 01:53:06.680 up for Midwestern. There is a Minnesota accent, but I'm 2493 01:53:06.720 --> 01:53:08.640 not from here, so like, I just feel like Kansas 2494 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:11.439 is in the Midwest. Midwest doesn't have much of one. 2495 01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:15.039 You do say some stuff, how would you? Uh? You 2496 01:53:15.119 --> 01:53:19.520 kind of have the George Bush pronunciation of nuclear, don't you. 2497 01:53:18.560 --> 01:53:21.279 No, Because there's an an accurate way of saying it 2498 01:53:21.279 --> 01:53:24.159 where you say nuclear, but it's well no, wait, it's 2499 01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:27.000 not no, that is the correct one. Nucular is the 2500 01:53:27.039 --> 01:53:30.279 wrong one. Nuclear is the right one. Yes, nucular is 2501 01:53:30.319 --> 01:53:32.640 the wrong way to do it. W fan over, I'm 2502 01:53:32.680 --> 01:53:35.920 not thinking about clear Are you pro? 2503 01:53:36.399 --> 01:53:38.800 Are you pro? Operation Iraqi? Freedom to Dan? 2504 01:53:38.920 --> 01:53:40.039 That was quite a jug, Mike. 2505 01:53:40.800 --> 01:53:42.000 Dan is a big book. 2506 01:53:42.039 --> 01:53:43.520 The mission got accomplished, did it not? 2507 01:53:45.439 --> 01:53:47.239 The classic W. 2508 01:53:49.039 --> 01:53:51.880 Closeted Cheney fan this whole time? One hundred three episodes 2509 01:53:51.920 --> 01:53:56.199 in And finally about these tariffs, Dan, what do you 2510 01:53:56.239 --> 01:53:59.720 think about Halliburton and their oil interests? Dan? 2511 01:54:00.520 --> 01:54:03.000 Uh, They're bad? 2512 01:54:03.199 --> 01:54:04.039 I thought I had him. 2513 01:54:05.640 --> 01:54:07.520 He gets away for another episode. 2514 01:54:08.800 --> 01:54:11.119 Dan is always on his toes when it comes to politics. 2515 01:54:11.119 --> 01:54:17.439 I I'll get him. God masterful Perry Dan. Thank you 2516 01:54:17.520 --> 01:54:19.720 Richard Pennsylvania. Dan, do you want to read this one? 2517 01:54:21.239 --> 01:54:22.920 It's from Actually hold on while you read it? 2518 01:54:22.920 --> 01:54:27.840 All I say it notes on there. Hello, what's the 2519 01:54:27.840 --> 01:54:32.039 worst name for the best thing? Anything? Food, movie, game, book, hobby, sex, position, 2520 01:54:32.079 --> 01:54:34.279 you name it. I'm a big fan of the Australian 2521 01:54:34.279 --> 01:54:37.079 band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. I don't hate 2522 01:54:37.079 --> 01:54:38.600 the name, but I know a lot of people who do, 2523 01:54:38.720 --> 01:54:40.800 and it legitimately makes them hard to recommend to people 2524 01:54:40.840 --> 01:54:44.119 who I know would love their fantastic discography. That's left 2525 01:54:44.119 --> 01:54:47.239 from the West Coast, Australia. Simon PS, please don't tear 2526 01:54:47.239 --> 01:54:48.000 if my email. 2527 01:54:49.640 --> 01:54:51.600 I don't want Simon from Australia. It's not the same 2528 01:54:51.600 --> 01:54:52.079 one though. 2529 01:54:52.680 --> 01:54:55.840 The same way, you know. Yeah, let's tear. I got 2530 01:54:55.840 --> 01:55:01.199 a couple for a bad so good thing. I mean, 2531 01:55:01.479 --> 01:55:03.159 I don't consider this the best thing, but it was 2532 01:55:03.279 --> 01:55:06.119 very big for a while. Pubg uh, you know, like 2533 01:55:06.199 --> 01:55:09.920 that was a fucking terrible player. Unknowns Battleground. Yeah, that's 2534 01:55:10.119 --> 01:55:11.079 a terrible name. 2535 01:55:11.319 --> 01:55:13.399 That's a really great example. 2536 01:55:13.000 --> 01:55:17.399 Dan, such a bad name, right with ship like that? 2537 01:55:17.800 --> 01:55:20.000 A lot of ones are too many colon's and you know, 2538 01:55:20.119 --> 01:55:23.520 too many subtitles and stuff. There's a movie Mary learned 2539 01:55:23.520 --> 01:55:27.079 about during your wedding thing, Sorcerer, which it is not 2540 01:55:27.199 --> 01:55:29.079 at all indicative of what the movie is about. It's 2541 01:55:29.079 --> 01:55:34.760 about driving trucks that had dynamite in them precariously and Sorcerer, right, 2542 01:55:34.880 --> 01:55:36.199 we thought about that one before. 2543 01:55:36.239 --> 01:55:37.439 You love that movie. 2544 01:55:37.640 --> 01:55:39.159 Incredible movie. Bad name. 2545 01:55:39.279 --> 01:55:40.920 Yeah, Sorcer doesn't even make sense. 2546 01:55:41.279 --> 01:55:42.960 No, it doesn't at all, like not on its own, 2547 01:55:43.000 --> 01:55:45.199 a bad name, but for that movie, it's a bad 2548 01:55:45.279 --> 01:55:47.239 name because that's not indicative at all. 2549 01:55:49.079 --> 01:55:58.479 I'm sorry that there's movies I don't. I don't know 2550 01:55:58.479 --> 01:56:01.600 if this person listens to the podcast, Dan, I'm not. 2551 01:56:02.119 --> 01:56:04.199 Can you see what's resting on top of my Rambo 2552 01:56:04.279 --> 01:56:07.000 Steel book? You have signed a mission. 2553 01:56:06.680 --> 01:56:10.359 To me to give mission impossible? 2554 01:56:10.439 --> 01:56:11.720 No, no, no, no, it's a DVD. 2555 01:56:12.359 --> 01:56:14.560 Oh, I know what you're talking about. You're saying that's 2556 01:56:14.600 --> 01:56:14.920 a bad. 2557 01:56:14.840 --> 01:56:17.800 Title, bad radio. No. I was just thinking I was 2558 01:56:17.800 --> 01:56:19.680 looking at my in my background. This is a complete 2559 01:56:20.000 --> 01:56:24.520 not like tangent. I just no, not at all. I 2560 01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:26.239 just noticed it was right there, and Dan and I 2561 01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:27.680 haven't talked about it yet in this episode. 2562 01:56:27.720 --> 01:56:29.039 Oh no, I understand what. 2563 01:56:29.119 --> 01:56:31.199 I don't think this person listens to the show. Okay, 2564 01:56:31.239 --> 01:56:33.880 I'll explain it someday and then this whole terrible They 2565 01:56:33.880 --> 01:56:36.720 will all laugh. Tangent will makes sense. 2566 01:56:36.920 --> 01:56:38.920 More, Ali and the laser eyes. 2567 01:56:39.159 --> 01:56:41.479 Oh yeah. Video games are there so many? 2568 01:56:42.760 --> 01:56:46.560 Warhammer forty thousand, Dawn of War, Soul Strong. 2569 01:56:46.520 --> 01:56:51.159 Total Total War, Warhammer three, everything in that Wherealm is bad. 2570 01:56:51.439 --> 01:56:53.760 Okay, I'll do my rare wrestling thing with you. Guys, 2571 01:56:54.159 --> 01:56:57.720 say you have you heard of the Steiner brothers vaguely? Okay? 2572 01:56:57.760 --> 01:57:00.239 There was? There were classics in the eighties nineties, Rick 2573 01:57:00.319 --> 01:57:02.800 Steiner and Scott Steiner. They were just dudes from Michigan 2574 01:57:02.840 --> 01:57:04.000 that would come just beat the shit out of you. 2575 01:57:04.079 --> 01:57:05.840 They were awesome. They were known as the Steiner Brothers. 2576 01:57:05.880 --> 01:57:08.439 All the Rooms, the Steiner Recliner, the Franken Steiner, all 2577 01:57:08.479 --> 01:57:10.840 that everyone knows miss the Steiners. Rick Steiner has a 2578 01:57:10.880 --> 01:57:12.720 son who's now a big deal in w A U. E. 2579 01:57:13.159 --> 01:57:15.079 He looks like his dad, he talks like his uncle. 2580 01:57:15.079 --> 01:57:17.439 He's fucking awesome. You think you just call his real 2581 01:57:17.520 --> 01:57:20.520 name is Braun reck Steiner, which is a cool fucking 2582 01:57:20.600 --> 01:57:25.039 name they named. But they named him bron Breaker, which 2583 01:57:25.079 --> 01:57:27.840 it's like he's a fucking Steiner. Call him bron Steiner, 2584 01:57:28.199 --> 01:57:31.439 Like bron Breaker is stupid as fuck, right, Yes, yeah, 2585 01:57:31.520 --> 01:57:35.560 call him a Steiner anyway. Every just about wrestling, Mike. 2586 01:57:36.000 --> 01:57:45.479 I agree. The country Turkey, Mmm, I've never been I 2587 01:57:45.520 --> 01:57:46.399 heard that not anymore. 2588 01:57:46.399 --> 01:57:48.520 Didn't they change it or something I thought I'd referred 2589 01:57:48.520 --> 01:57:51.600 to as like get a different name Turky or something. 2590 01:57:51.760 --> 01:57:54.319 Yeah? Why why are they not conforming to my understanding 2591 01:57:54.319 --> 01:57:54.760 of Turkey? 2592 01:57:55.119 --> 01:57:57.039 Oh? I know, Mary's got to be thrilled now because 2593 01:57:57.039 --> 01:57:58.319 it's not the Gulf of Mexico anymore. 2594 01:57:58.560 --> 01:58:01.159 Oh yeah, Mary, you haven't been annoying the ship out 2595 01:58:01.159 --> 01:58:02.119 of us about Yeah. 2596 01:58:02.000 --> 01:58:03.199 We get it. Yeah, you love it. 2597 01:58:03.239 --> 01:58:08.880 You're like party hat golf of Americas over here. Yeah. 2598 01:58:09.000 --> 01:58:11.800 Also you've been like you've been. She sent us this 2599 01:58:11.880 --> 01:58:14.720 map of Canada with like red lines from America into. 2600 01:58:14.479 --> 01:58:16.479 It in Greenland. She's big on Greenland. Ship. 2601 01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:21.319 Now it's like the seventy sixth Tank Division and then 2602 01:58:21.359 --> 01:58:25.560 it's a line up Vancouver. It's weird, weird. You got 2603 01:58:25.560 --> 01:58:26.000 to stop. 2604 01:58:26.439 --> 01:58:30.640 I don't, I don't need to hate expanding. You guys 2605 01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:32.960 want to shrink your territory. What's going on here? 2606 01:58:33.119 --> 01:58:33.720 That's a good point. 2607 01:58:33.880 --> 01:58:39.279 Yeah, nuke the whales got a nuke something. You guys 2608 01:58:39.319 --> 01:58:40.840 want to not not grow. 2609 01:58:42.520 --> 01:58:46.479 That's what you always say. That's a fun I don't 2610 01:58:46.479 --> 01:58:47.920 even know what I think. 2611 01:58:47.920 --> 01:58:50.079 It's a great name for the first time recently. It's good. 2612 01:58:50.279 --> 01:58:52.840 That's like a great name. I describe it. It's almost 2613 01:58:52.880 --> 01:58:55.960 like a mini chicken cutlet, but with other herbs in 2614 01:58:56.000 --> 01:58:57.880 the breading, and it's like a It's a big pub 2615 01:58:57.880 --> 01:59:00.720 food in Australia. So we did an Australian pairing night 2616 01:59:00.800 --> 01:59:04.760 recently and my friend from Australia, well, his wife made them. 2617 01:59:05.000 --> 01:59:07.720 I should put a caviar on top. So I don't 2618 01:59:07.720 --> 01:59:08.399 know if that was like. 2619 01:59:08.720 --> 01:59:11.680 I was at an Australian pairing night and then this 2620 01:59:11.720 --> 01:59:14.840 person on top, Mike, you are you have descended so 2621 01:59:14.920 --> 01:59:17.199 far into self parody like. 2622 01:59:17.359 --> 01:59:20.680 That such a common food, there's no reason to put 2623 01:59:20.720 --> 01:59:21.560 caviar on. 2624 01:59:21.960 --> 01:59:24.720 You can put caviar. Oh, that was the first caviar. 2625 01:59:24.760 --> 01:59:26.039 Have you guys had caviar before? 2626 01:59:26.399 --> 01:59:28.399 I had caviar on a cool restrito. 2627 01:59:28.680 --> 01:59:30.840 Suddenly I'm not the only boogie one of the podcast 2628 01:59:30.880 --> 01:59:32.920 on a cool rest rito. Yes, you put it on chips. 2629 01:59:33.199 --> 01:59:35.479 I did once. Yes, I get it. It's yeah, you 2630 01:59:35.520 --> 01:59:38.520 were there, right, yep, yeah, yeah. He told me to 2631 01:59:38.560 --> 01:59:39.880 dress up for this party, and you showed up in 2632 01:59:40.000 --> 01:59:41.199 w W T shirt. 2633 01:59:41.479 --> 01:59:42.800 The are you talking about? 2634 01:59:43.000 --> 01:59:46.760 You said, let's go to existing conditions for New Year's Eve. 2635 01:59:46.840 --> 01:59:49.640 Don Lee, who's who's like a friend of Giant Bomb East, 2636 01:59:49.880 --> 01:59:52.960 is hosting it. It's one of his cocktails. And you 2637 01:59:53.000 --> 01:59:54.920 said it's gonna be pretty like there's gonna be people 2638 01:59:55.000 --> 01:59:56.760 dressed up. So I come in like a sport coat 2639 01:59:56.840 --> 01:59:59.479 and chinos and you're in a WWET shirt. 2640 01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:02.399 I have pictures of us from that night. I'm wearing 2641 02:00:02.399 --> 02:00:04.800 a nice buttonup shirt. What the fuck are you talking about? 2642 02:00:04.880 --> 02:00:09.439 I promise you you're not. And I remember there. 2643 02:00:09.399 --> 02:00:11.119 Was a New Year's Eve before it was twenty nineteen, 2644 02:00:11.119 --> 02:00:12.560 going in twenty twenty because I was about to start 2645 02:00:12.600 --> 02:00:15.039 working in w DOE. I'm wearing a button up shirt. 2646 02:00:15.079 --> 02:00:16.800 I could clearly prove you wrong on this. 2647 02:00:16.680 --> 02:00:19.479 If show me a photo of you had existing conditions 2648 02:00:19.520 --> 02:00:23.359 where you're not wearing a T shirt, Okay, I would 2649 02:00:23.399 --> 02:00:25.399 love to, all right, see it. 2650 02:00:25.880 --> 02:00:30.640 When I got the opportunity to freelance for my very 2651 02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:34.439 first time at game Spot for E three. I said, 2652 02:00:34.439 --> 02:00:36.640 what's the dress code? And the person who got me 2653 02:00:36.680 --> 02:00:40.520 the job said, it's business casual. So I went to 2654 02:00:40.600 --> 02:00:42.880 a store and I bought a nice pair of dress 2655 02:00:42.920 --> 02:00:45.960 slacks and a simple pair of flat black dress shoes 2656 02:00:46.560 --> 02:00:49.520 and a white collared like not like a fancy shirt, 2657 02:00:49.520 --> 02:00:52.760 but like a like a nice white shirt that would 2658 02:00:52.920 --> 02:00:55.640 go well with these black slacks. And I walked in 2659 02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:57.640 on the first day of E three and all you 2660 02:00:57.720 --> 02:01:03.840 motherfuckers were wearing like chili sta nasty ass raggedy clothes, 2661 02:01:03.960 --> 02:01:06.439 and I looked like I had just come in from 2662 02:01:06.479 --> 02:01:11.000 some kind of business meeting. And I went to his 2663 02:01:11.079 --> 02:01:13.479 name is Jan he worked on the live team, and 2664 02:01:13.520 --> 02:01:15.199 I was like, what the fuck, dude, and he was like, yeah, 2665 02:01:15.399 --> 02:01:17.079 it's a business and you dress casual. 2666 02:01:19.039 --> 02:01:19.840 Business casual. 2667 02:01:20.039 --> 02:01:24.000 Dan to you, I discorded you the picture. Of course, 2668 02:01:24.039 --> 02:01:26.039 all the photos. It's just you stole my phone. You 2669 02:01:26.079 --> 02:01:26.520 and bonk. 2670 02:01:28.199 --> 02:01:29.119 I'd send you the picture. 2671 02:01:29.159 --> 02:01:31.920 No, I will, I will say from an outsider, I've 2672 02:01:31.920 --> 02:01:34.920 been looking at this picture. Michael is dressed up and 2673 02:01:34.960 --> 02:01:37.840 wearing a nice suit with a tie, and he's got 2674 02:01:37.840 --> 02:01:41.520 like four corners in his little pocket. And Dan, you're 2675 02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:43.079 just wearing a fucking black shirt. 2676 02:01:45.319 --> 02:01:48.560 Especially, I only had like, like if I had buttons 2677 02:01:48.600 --> 02:01:50.279 on a shirt, that was me being fancy. I got, 2678 02:01:50.319 --> 02:01:53.840 I got more, but not a w W shirt. 2679 02:01:53.600 --> 02:01:55.800 That's on me. I got. I look good though. 2680 02:01:56.279 --> 02:01:59.760 I think there's like a Roman Reigns shadow in it. 2681 02:02:00.680 --> 02:02:04.680 There's yeah, button for sure. That's a fun night. That 2682 02:02:04.800 --> 02:02:06.279 was a good cocktails. 2683 02:02:06.720 --> 02:02:07.479 Yeah, great place. 2684 02:02:09.000 --> 02:02:11.960 Okay, Yeah, I'm all tapped out on a weird phrasing 2685 02:02:12.000 --> 02:02:18.560 for stuff. Uh, I will read the last one from Morgan. 2686 02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:19.680 Uh. 2687 02:02:19.720 --> 02:02:22.359 Hello, arsonists. I like that people have been saying that 2688 02:02:22.439 --> 02:02:24.920 it's cool I want to burn stuff. Congrats on making 2689 02:02:24.960 --> 02:02:27.199 it to one hundred episodes. Thank you, Thank you, love 2690 02:02:27.279 --> 02:02:29.279 listening to you all every two weeks, and love the tournament. 2691 02:02:29.520 --> 02:02:31.680 My question is, it's four am and your phone rings, 2692 02:02:32.159 --> 02:02:33.960 and it's one of your fellow co hosts and they're 2693 02:02:34.000 --> 02:02:36.039 in jail. What do you think they did to get 2694 02:02:36.079 --> 02:02:38.600 locked up. I'll get the obvious ones out of the way, 2695 02:02:38.640 --> 02:02:40.640 like Dan is calling Mike because he assaulted at Taco 2696 02:02:40.640 --> 02:02:43.000 Bell employee because they actually put vegetables in his food. 2697 02:02:43.479 --> 02:02:45.760 Mary is calling Dan because she did nothing wrong, But 2698 02:02:45.760 --> 02:02:47.960 for some reason, there's a New Jersey housewife missing and 2699 02:02:47.960 --> 02:02:49.479 no one has seen her since she said something rude 2700 02:02:49.479 --> 02:02:51.319 to Mary. But Mary did nothing after that. Dot dot 2701 02:02:51.319 --> 02:02:53.079 dot dot dot dot. And of course Mike is calling 2702 02:02:53.159 --> 02:02:54.800 Mary to let her know that he's actually escape from 2703 02:02:54.840 --> 02:02:57.239 jail and he's right outside her window. I love the podcast. 2704 02:02:57.239 --> 02:03:00.680 Here's to one hundred more. It's Morgan from New Orleans. 2705 02:03:00.960 --> 02:03:03.640 In reality, we would get because I don't think any 2706 02:03:03.640 --> 02:03:05.800 of us are like. We don't drink and dry. I 2707 02:03:05.920 --> 02:03:08.439 never did no like no. 2708 02:03:09.079 --> 02:03:12.439 I I if I had to pick something for Mary, 2709 02:03:12.520 --> 02:03:14.479 I would actually think it might have had to do 2710 02:03:14.600 --> 02:03:15.640 with her temper. 2711 02:03:16.000 --> 02:03:17.520 I think it'd be a fight. Yeah, I think for 2712 02:03:17.560 --> 02:03:18.359 real would be a fight. 2713 02:03:18.600 --> 02:03:21.039 Yeah. And I know I don't have. 2714 02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:27.039 Literally perfect I would never kill anyone. I just think 2715 02:03:27.199 --> 02:03:35.720 it would cause a scene. But I don't harry. 2716 02:03:34.520 --> 02:03:38.000 Like I picked you up and moved you across the bar. 2717 02:03:38.359 --> 02:03:41.279 She tried to open the bathroom. That's assault. She should 2718 02:03:41.319 --> 02:03:41.880 be in jail. 2719 02:03:42.520 --> 02:03:45.239 She tried to open a door the fucking nerve. 2720 02:03:45.880 --> 02:03:47.840 I actually think my answer for both of you is 2721 02:03:47.880 --> 02:03:48.800 a fight at a bar. 2722 02:03:49.399 --> 02:03:51.800 Mm hmmm. I'd moved past that. 2723 02:03:52.720 --> 02:03:55.680 There was a time if we can just be reasonable 2724 02:03:56.159 --> 02:03:58.119 where that was the number one thing that would have 2725 02:03:58.119 --> 02:03:59.399 happened to Mike, and we all. 2726 02:03:59.319 --> 02:04:02.159 Kind of like hell our breath agreed, But I don't when. 2727 02:04:03.880 --> 02:04:05.760 You are a spicy boy. But I think that that 2728 02:04:05.840 --> 02:04:09.039 time has passed. But there was a time where you 2729 02:04:09.039 --> 02:04:11.840 would looking at you sideways. 2730 02:04:12.359 --> 02:04:14.119 I don't think any of us are going to jail, 2731 02:04:14.159 --> 02:04:17.079 but I do think most likely for Mike, if it 2732 02:04:17.119 --> 02:04:18.880 had to be something would still maybe be a fight. 2733 02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:20.199 He still got it in him somewhere. 2734 02:04:20.319 --> 02:04:24.159 No, No, it's gone now, Chakra, it's gone now. 2735 02:04:24.680 --> 02:04:26.399 I think it's possible that if there was like a 2736 02:04:26.520 --> 02:04:30.000 museum and they were like, we're having a really unique 2737 02:04:30.159 --> 02:04:34.800 museum and we have original candy bars that are one 2738 02:04:34.800 --> 02:04:38.039 of a kind, and these are iconic and they are special, 2739 02:04:38.119 --> 02:04:41.079 and they're not actually to be held. These are just 2740 02:04:41.159 --> 02:04:44.920 for people to view for historical accuracy. I could see 2741 02:04:45.159 --> 02:04:49.039 like Dan dropping down and not touching the laser ground 2742 02:04:49.560 --> 02:04:52.359 and like slowly making his way to the glass that 2743 02:04:52.399 --> 02:04:56.319 would be taken style. Yeah, like the splits and you 2744 02:04:56.359 --> 02:05:00.239 look so hot and you're like you're just like barely getting. 2745 02:05:00.840 --> 02:05:05.479 That's not she doesn't do that in the movie. 2746 02:05:05.520 --> 02:05:09.920 Like you're doing the smoke. You see the lasers and yeah, 2747 02:05:10.000 --> 02:05:13.159 you use your now to just borrow from Batman. You 2748 02:05:13.239 --> 02:05:17.000 like have the Catwoman claws and you make a perfect 2749 02:05:17.319 --> 02:05:20.479 circle out of the glass and you take out the 2750 02:05:20.560 --> 02:05:28.600 original Uh it doesn't the very first one. 2751 02:05:28.479 --> 02:05:30.640 Ever made, and you replace it with a bag of sand. 2752 02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:37.840 That's of course, yeah, from every movie Perfect crime. Where 2753 02:05:37.880 --> 02:05:41.880 does where does he go wrong? That gets him arrested? Yeah? 2754 02:05:41.920 --> 02:05:45.319 I mean I think that once he gets it and he. 2755 02:05:45.239 --> 02:05:49.000 Likes leaves and forget, he walks the whole thing and. 2756 02:05:50.000 --> 02:05:52.039 A brag on a podcast about it, and then he 2757 02:05:52.119 --> 02:05:54.520 went through all over him. 2758 02:05:56.199 --> 02:05:57.800 He's got the evidence everywhere. 2759 02:05:59.560 --> 02:06:01.359 He's at the security line in the airport and they 2760 02:06:01.399 --> 02:06:04.000 find this one of a kind unique candy bar in 2761 02:06:04.000 --> 02:06:07.239 his bags, like, oh fuck, I forgot I had stolen this. 2762 02:06:08.079 --> 02:06:08.760 You will call it. 2763 02:06:09.479 --> 02:06:11.640 I'm on the straight and narrow. They can't pin nothing 2764 02:06:11.680 --> 02:06:11.920 on me. 2765 02:06:12.239 --> 02:06:14.239 I think that they'll also get Dan for looking at 2766 02:06:14.279 --> 02:06:16.399 pervy games. I think that one. 2767 02:06:16.239 --> 02:06:19.000 Day she is and I will blame Mary in court 2768 02:06:19.039 --> 02:06:20.560 and I'll say, like she told me to do it 2769 02:06:20.560 --> 02:06:20.840 for us. 2770 02:06:20.920 --> 02:06:24.560 I didn't know that Panny Sniffer RPG. Three thousand was bad. 2771 02:06:25.079 --> 02:06:27.159 Yeah, I didn't tell me that, Dan. 2772 02:06:27.520 --> 02:06:30.920 I could actually see Dan, you would get arrested because 2773 02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:32.479 you didn't know something was illegal. 2774 02:06:32.680 --> 02:06:34.119 I could see that, and you did it right in. 2775 02:06:34.039 --> 02:06:35.760 Front of several police officers. 2776 02:06:36.079 --> 02:06:36.319 Yeah. 2777 02:06:36.319 --> 02:06:37.800 I just don't know what that thing would be. But 2778 02:06:37.840 --> 02:06:39.079 I could see you fainting. 2779 02:06:38.880 --> 02:06:40.720 Or not sitting two guns in the air. 2780 02:06:40.920 --> 02:06:42.279 You would be like, I didn't know this was illegal? 2781 02:06:42.800 --> 02:06:43.399 Still illegal. 2782 02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:45.560 Actually, you know what the likely thing is is like 2783 02:06:45.800 --> 02:06:47.840 when I went to be somewhere that you can't like 2784 02:06:47.880 --> 02:06:50.319 get in easily or whatever. I always was, I'll just 2785 02:06:50.359 --> 02:06:53.199 walk straight in. I've tried to sneak backstage when I 2786 02:06:53.239 --> 02:06:54.960 was a teenager at so many different de witty events 2787 02:06:55.000 --> 02:06:58.520 and stuff like that. So like that teg oh, you 2788 02:06:58.560 --> 02:07:00.760 tell me to do that a Madison Square guard something 2789 02:07:00.880 --> 02:07:01.399 like talking. 2790 02:07:01.239 --> 02:07:03.479 About this is one of my favorite Dan stories. Have 2791 02:07:03.560 --> 02:07:05.600 we talked about We must have at some point, like 2792 02:07:05.640 --> 02:07:08.199 a while ago, Dan and I went to It was 2793 02:07:08.239 --> 02:07:11.279 the Dan correct me if I'm wrong before I worked there. Correct. 2794 02:07:11.479 --> 02:07:14.359 This was like twenty nineteen. Yeah, twenty nineteen. 2795 02:07:14.359 --> 02:07:15.680 You're lucky didn't put you on the list. 2796 02:07:16.359 --> 02:07:18.319 It was the first time I believe Stone Cold was 2797 02:07:18.319 --> 02:07:19.680 back at MSG in a while. 2798 02:07:20.399 --> 02:07:22.319 It was like a special, and we went and. 2799 02:07:22.239 --> 02:07:24.760 We watched it, and then we were backstage because a 2800 02:07:25.000 --> 02:07:28.640 friend of our, Broadway Alex knew several people that were 2801 02:07:28.640 --> 02:07:32.840 helping with the broadcast, and basically we got wrote, we 2802 02:07:32.880 --> 02:07:35.399 got We were walking out with Broadway Alex and a 2803 02:07:35.399 --> 02:07:38.600 few people to the street didn't realize we were leaving 2804 02:07:38.760 --> 02:07:40.840 the backstage, and Dan was of course peeking out because 2805 02:07:40.840 --> 02:07:41.960 he's a big fan of a lot of these people 2806 02:07:41.960 --> 02:07:43.840 that are hanging around, and again he hadn't worked there yet, 2807 02:07:43.840 --> 02:07:44.640 so there was you know. 2808 02:07:44.960 --> 02:07:46.399 Like, oh my got Stone cold tried. 2809 02:07:46.960 --> 02:07:48.720 Yeah, I mean even I was. It was like cool 2810 02:07:48.760 --> 02:07:50.840 for them to be in their vicinity. And then we 2811 02:07:50.880 --> 02:07:54.600 didn't really realize we were leaving. We were kind of 2812 02:07:54.640 --> 02:07:57.000 in a conversation that was naturally walking toward an elevator, 2813 02:07:57.000 --> 02:07:58.960 and then we were on the other Oh shit, we're leaving. 2814 02:07:58.960 --> 02:08:00.520 We were just backstage and now we're gone. So of 2815 02:08:00.560 --> 02:08:04.079 course Broadway Alex and uh and his friend at the 2816 02:08:04.119 --> 02:08:07.279 time leave and me and Dan are just waiting. We're like, well, 2817 02:08:07.319 --> 02:08:09.039 do we go home? And Dan's like, no, I want 2818 02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:10.960 to get back backstage. And of course it was an 2819 02:08:11.039 --> 02:08:14.520 MSG event, so like NYPD had been hired, like had 2820 02:08:14.560 --> 02:08:16.800 been I don't know, contracted. However, it works to be 2821 02:08:16.880 --> 02:08:20.359 secure run security around the exterior of MSG. When we 2822 02:08:20.359 --> 02:08:23.039 were backstage, shit, you know, we had met the dude 2823 02:08:23.039 --> 02:08:25.159 who was like in charge of getting us backstage and 2824 02:08:25.199 --> 02:08:29.880 his name was Chad. So here I am trying to 2825 02:08:30.000 --> 02:08:32.479 convince Dan we're not getting back in because we had 2826 02:08:32.560 --> 02:08:36.159 left drunk, and Dan is telling an NYPD officer who 2827 02:08:36.199 --> 02:08:38.039 had no idea of what the fuck was going. He's like, dude, 2828 02:08:38.079 --> 02:08:40.000 I was just my job is to guard this door 2829 02:08:40.039 --> 02:08:43.800 and not let anybody through this little shady no handle 2830 02:08:43.880 --> 02:08:48.159 door on like the west side of MSG. And Dan's like, oh, no, no, no, 2831 02:08:48.079 --> 02:08:52.760 we're looking for Chad. He I was like, Dan, he 2832 02:08:52.840 --> 02:08:54.640 doesn't give a shit. He's not gonna let us back. 2833 02:08:54.640 --> 02:08:57.000 He's like, oh, we were Chad was helping us out. 2834 02:08:57.000 --> 02:08:59.399 He's no, Chad asked for Chad. The guy's like, I 2835 02:08:59.439 --> 02:09:02.680 have not been in, I don't care about wrestling. I 2836 02:09:03.039 --> 02:09:03.399 get off. 2837 02:09:03.439 --> 02:09:04.439 I don't know Chad. 2838 02:09:04.720 --> 02:09:06.840 Two hours. I don't give a ship. 2839 02:09:08.439 --> 02:09:10.760 Yeah, my brain is not processing that. I'm not getting 2840 02:09:10.800 --> 02:09:12.439 my way, and I have a gun in a chat 2841 02:09:13.239 --> 02:09:17.199 Chad needs us just bugging this cop. 2842 02:09:17.359 --> 02:09:22.760 Yep, yeah, he I I was so I couldn't tell 2843 02:09:22.800 --> 02:09:25.720 whether I was suffering second hand embarrassment or if it 2844 02:09:25.760 --> 02:09:27.119 was hilarious. It was a little bit of. 2845 02:09:29.319 --> 02:09:31.119 I just tried to butt my head again something until 2846 02:09:31.159 --> 02:09:33.680 I get my way, and I just could not realize, why, 2847 02:09:33.720 --> 02:09:35.239 why is this not working? Chad? 2848 02:09:35.439 --> 02:09:37.920 That would absolutely, I think, be it what was happening? 2849 02:09:38.199 --> 02:09:41.600 Yeah, I got another one for Dan, which is getting 2850 02:09:41.680 --> 02:09:46.159 arrested for starting a public fight because he walked in 2851 02:09:46.359 --> 02:09:50.399 the exit of a bathroom because the entrance has a 2852 02:09:50.439 --> 02:09:53.800 line and he walks in the entrance that he doesn't 2853 02:09:54.079 --> 02:09:57.680 brand in line, and someone finally calls you out on it. 2854 02:09:58.359 --> 02:09:59.000 Oh yeah, yeah. 2855 02:09:59.039 --> 02:10:01.399 But here's the thing I've It's been a long time 2856 02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:03.000 since I've done it, because I've typically been in the 2857 02:10:03.000 --> 02:10:05.520 press box, which has a dedicated bathroom, which is amazing. 2858 02:10:06.000 --> 02:10:07.960 But if I were I would do it again. I 2859 02:10:08.000 --> 02:10:08.800 would do it again. 2860 02:10:08.640 --> 02:10:10.760 I know you would. And I think one day someone's 2861 02:10:10.760 --> 02:10:11.399 gonna call your. 2862 02:10:11.359 --> 02:10:13.760 Number, but they do sometimes, And this is how it goes. 2863 02:10:13.800 --> 02:10:15.920 You start walking in the exit and you hear someone 2864 02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:18.520 from down the line be like asshole, and by the 2865 02:10:18.600 --> 02:10:20.640 time anything can be done, you're already in there. Pissing. 2866 02:10:24.600 --> 02:10:26.560 Yeah, Dan doesn't wait skip. 2867 02:10:26.359 --> 02:10:27.800 The line and get in there to beat my ass. 2868 02:10:27.800 --> 02:10:31.079 No, oh god, yeah, it'd be funny. 2869 02:10:31.159 --> 02:10:33.600 True, there's like a social contract that you're allowed to 2870 02:10:33.600 --> 02:10:35.399 call someone an asshole for skipping the line, but you 2871 02:10:35.399 --> 02:10:37.199 don't want to get out of the line, right. 2872 02:10:37.239 --> 02:10:38.520 You have to get out of line and then him 2873 02:10:38.960 --> 02:10:39.840 like no, it's a. 2874 02:10:40.079 --> 02:10:40.760 Yeah, you got to stay. 2875 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:42.359 It's the perfect crime. 2876 02:10:42.760 --> 02:10:44.399 What if but you if you run into him on 2877 02:10:44.399 --> 02:10:45.159 the way out. 2878 02:10:45.279 --> 02:10:47.960 The perfect crime is no, lie, he has to peek. 2879 02:10:48.199 --> 02:10:50.760 No, you're on the way out and he's in line 2880 02:10:50.800 --> 02:10:53.000 and you have to walk by him, and he reached. 2881 02:10:53.039 --> 02:10:54.359 He's not going to get out of line to kick 2882 02:10:54.399 --> 02:10:54.680 my ass. 2883 02:10:54.680 --> 02:10:56.840 He has to pee, but you're walking right by him. 2884 02:10:56.880 --> 02:10:57.840 He doesn't need to leave a spot. 2885 02:10:58.560 --> 02:11:00.760 I am just like a shot on the night. I'm 2886 02:11:00.800 --> 02:11:03.000 just like back to my seat, like it's just no, 2887 02:11:04.039 --> 02:11:04.880 it's perfect. 2888 02:11:04.600 --> 02:11:06.960 Okay, perfect. I could see that being it too, But yeah, Marry, 2889 02:11:07.000 --> 02:11:07.479 I think that's what. 2890 02:11:07.479 --> 02:11:09.560 A perfect crime means. A perfect crime is like there's 2891 02:11:09.600 --> 02:11:11.920 no it's a victimless crime. There's like nothing that I. 2892 02:11:11.840 --> 02:11:13.039 Wouldn't know, they would know. 2893 02:11:13.079 --> 02:11:15.439 Perfect crime is like there's literally no way to prove 2894 02:11:15.479 --> 02:11:17.000 it with you. 2895 02:11:17.039 --> 02:11:19.239 Oh, it's very easy to prove it's me. There's probably 2896 02:11:19.239 --> 02:11:20.760 on camera at a million different arenas. 2897 02:11:21.039 --> 02:11:25.079 I someone I know often flies to other cities and 2898 02:11:25.159 --> 02:11:28.439 kills people and leaves, just picks a random city. It's 2899 02:11:28.439 --> 02:11:30.199 someone I know, I don't know. Oh, I know it is, 2900 02:11:30.800 --> 02:11:32.920 and he leaves and he comes back, and no one 2901 02:11:33.039 --> 02:11:34.359 there's body perfect crime. 2902 02:11:34.600 --> 02:11:36.039 The bodies are victimless. 2903 02:11:36.239 --> 02:11:39.239 I think it's victim for it for the victim, but like, 2904 02:11:39.239 --> 02:11:41.119 no one cares about this victim. 2905 02:11:40.800 --> 02:11:42.680 Outside of the victim. It's victimless. 2906 02:11:44.119 --> 02:11:47.039 No, I mean leaving aside the victim, it's they're dead. 2907 02:11:47.199 --> 02:11:50.960 Get over It's fine. Once the victims dead, it's like 2908 02:11:51.000 --> 02:11:52.920 they don't They literally don't exist. So I don't see 2909 02:11:52.920 --> 02:11:54.319 how they could be a victim anymore because they're just 2910 02:11:54.399 --> 02:11:58.880 not victim. My friend does the same internal monologue ey 2911 02:11:58.880 --> 02:12:03.039 time he kills someone. To adjust be lawyers. Yeah, that 2912 02:12:03.079 --> 02:12:05.399 would that'd be a really strong defense. 2913 02:12:06.960 --> 02:12:09.680 Called to the stand. The person who was murdered. 2914 02:12:09.720 --> 02:12:12.479 Oh, I didn't show up, must not have been that bad. 2915 02:12:14.840 --> 02:12:16.760 If they really wanted to not die, they would have 2916 02:12:16.760 --> 02:12:18.760 put up more of a fight and not died. 2917 02:12:19.439 --> 02:12:20.840 Yeah, simple to me. 2918 02:12:21.479 --> 02:12:25.960 The pedant lawyer. Yeah, I don't, I don't who I 2919 02:12:26.000 --> 02:12:32.760 think Mary is the most likely to get I digressed. 2920 02:12:32.920 --> 02:12:35.960 I was going to say that too. Yes, Mary's not 2921 02:12:36.039 --> 02:12:39.039 it's not an attack. It's just that I think that's realistic. 2922 02:12:39.319 --> 02:12:41.319 Yeah. 2923 02:12:40.680 --> 02:12:43.560 I reluctantly accept this award. 2924 02:12:46.000 --> 02:12:51.439 Thank you, well, thank you Morgan from New Orleans, morlans 2925 02:12:52.000 --> 02:12:53.960 h Well, that's our show. Those are the emails. 2926 02:12:54.359 --> 02:12:54.720 Thank you. 2927 02:12:55.600 --> 02:12:57.279 But daytime recording one. 2928 02:12:57.159 --> 02:12:59.760 Of the rare ones. Yes we could. I mean, it's 2929 02:12:59.760 --> 02:13:01.479 not a fisher yet because we haven't recorded it. But 2930 02:13:01.560 --> 02:13:03.520 the plan is we're actually going to do a little 2931 02:13:03.560 --> 02:13:06.199 recording here right after. 2932 02:13:06.039 --> 02:13:10.159 I think so. Yeah, we'll promote that on our channels 2933 02:13:10.159 --> 02:13:10.520 if we do. 2934 02:13:10.479 --> 02:13:12.319 Keep an eye on the On the Patreon, we'll definitely 2935 02:13:12.319 --> 02:13:14.680 have the Warhammer stuff and maybe maybe a little bonus. 2936 02:13:14.880 --> 02:13:20.199 Yeah, there's a there's two episodes up on Firescape of 2937 02:13:20.279 --> 02:13:22.920 Vinian Mike Save the World, and I believe the second 2938 02:13:22.920 --> 02:13:25.520 episode of Vinie Mike Destroy the World is up as 2939 02:13:25.560 --> 02:13:28.920 of today, the twenty fourth, March twenty fourth. If you 2940 02:13:28.920 --> 02:13:30.760 haven't watched it, and if you're not a Next Lander 2941 02:13:31.720 --> 02:13:37.479 subscriber patron, go subscribe. 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We're streaming for like four or five 2976 02:15:11.640 --> 02:15:14.159 six hours a day, So just check out Giant Bomb 2977 02:15:14.239 --> 02:15:16.880 or game spot on Twitch and YouTube. We're streaming a 2978 02:15:16.920 --> 02:15:19.000 lot of fun stuff about to make Jeff Grebb start 2979 02:15:19.000 --> 02:15:21.279 playing the game over Blood for Blake Clubs, So keep 2980 02:15:21.279 --> 02:15:21.760 an eye out. 2981 02:15:22.039 --> 02:15:22.960 Mary. What about you? 2982 02:15:23.520 --> 02:15:27.000 I stream on Mondays. That's how I found some of 2983 02:15:27.000 --> 02:15:28.800 these sick games that I talked about on this EPI. 2984 02:15:28.920 --> 02:15:31.319 So if you want to see me play them before 2985 02:15:31.399 --> 02:15:35.560 I talk about them, check out my my twitch so 2986 02:15:35.600 --> 02:15:37.680 you can watch me stream these games that I like 2987 02:15:37.720 --> 02:15:41.760 so much or don't like sick. What about you? 2988 02:15:42.199 --> 02:15:46.159 What are you doing? What do you do? Games wise? Nothing? 2989 02:15:46.439 --> 02:15:49.600 I'm I'm a I got a wine test coming up. 2990 02:15:50.000 --> 02:15:53.640 Can't really follow me there though, No, I mean I could, 2991 02:15:54.199 --> 02:15:59.920 you could. Yeah, I'm just I'm here. That's and that's 2992 02:16:00.000 --> 02:16:01.640 good enough for me. I know you too. You need 2993 02:16:01.720 --> 02:16:05.880 your popularity, and your your fucking popular. 2994 02:16:06.079 --> 02:16:08.439 I am a little sick, burned. 2995 02:16:10.680 --> 02:16:17.279 Popular. I got my I collect fuck that isapolis. 2996 02:16:19.319 --> 02:16:20.560 I mean, I'm not disagree with it. 2997 02:16:20.840 --> 02:16:24.399 These are perfect. I can't ask for a more perfect impression. 2998 02:16:25.279 --> 02:16:31.039 I love Portland. I'm so cool. I love pickles, I 2999 02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:36.719 love French bulldogs. My house is sick, my neighborhood is sweet. 3000 02:16:37.000 --> 02:16:43.799 I've got a neighbor. I've got a neighbor who raises robots. 3001 02:16:43.879 --> 02:16:44.360 Robots. 3002 02:16:44.479 --> 02:16:47.200 I have a phone if they were his own. I've 3003 02:16:47.200 --> 02:16:49.280 got a phone at the bottom of the will of Lammit, 3004 02:16:49.680 --> 02:16:52.079 and it's pronounced well Lammit, damn it. 3005 02:16:53.360 --> 02:16:53.600 Uh. 3006 02:16:53.760 --> 02:16:58.120 It's sweet here. It's the best city in the world. 3007 02:16:58.680 --> 02:17:01.040 I'm into couzy games. 3008 02:17:03.559 --> 02:17:08.079 I remember one time, I forget the context, but you 3009 02:17:08.200 --> 02:17:10.959 said that my phone was at the bottom of the 3010 02:17:10.959 --> 02:17:13.600 Willama and that's a shame because I have so many 3011 02:17:13.639 --> 02:17:17.879 texts on it because I'm so popular. You done got 3012 02:17:17.920 --> 02:17:20.040 my phone back and I was like, I probably do 3013 02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:22.040 have a lot of unreads on that phone. 3014 02:17:22.440 --> 02:17:25.680 Yeah, it's probably still there. It probably hasn't run out 3015 02:17:25.680 --> 02:17:26.399 of juice yet. 3016 02:17:26.479 --> 02:17:29.520 To this day, there is a fish swimming by my 3017 02:17:29.879 --> 02:17:32.799 phone at the bottom of that river, and it is 3018 02:17:32.840 --> 02:17:36.159 sad because that is a perfect, in good condition I 3019 02:17:36.239 --> 02:17:40.319 phone in a perfect waterproof bag. It's going to be 3020 02:17:40.360 --> 02:17:41.239 there for a long time. 3021 02:17:41.799 --> 02:17:45.319 Just FaceTime with a fucking barracuda. I don't think there 3022 02:17:45.319 --> 02:17:46.799 are barracudas in the Wi Lama, but. 3023 02:17:48.559 --> 02:17:48.840 I don't. 3024 02:17:48.879 --> 02:17:51.200 I'd be concerning if they're a piranha in the river 3025 02:17:51.280 --> 02:17:52.120 running through Portland. 3026 02:17:52.600 --> 02:17:55.239 There's barely fish in there. It's pretty polluted. 3027 02:17:57.159 --> 02:17:59.040 Well, everybody, thank you for joining. We will be back 3028 02:17:59.079 --> 02:18:01.079 in a couple of weeks the new episode. In the meantime, 3029 02:18:01.159 --> 02:18:03.440 go to our Patreon watch that stuff. 3030 02:18:03.520 --> 02:18:05.319 And I'm giving you to a homework assignment for that 3031 02:18:05.360 --> 02:18:08.799 Embargered game that I want to talk about next time. Yeah, 3032 02:18:08.920 --> 02:18:10.360 I wonder if thembargo will even be up by the 3033 02:18:10.360 --> 02:18:12.879 time that comes out. Yes, the day I think the 3034 02:18:12.879 --> 02:18:16.600 embargo is that day? No, ye, yep, okay, we're good 3035 02:18:16.879 --> 02:18:18.520 to take a look at that. I don't know, but o, yes, 3036 02:18:18.520 --> 02:18:19.600 there's a game. I want talk to you too. 3037 02:18:19.479 --> 02:18:21.399 About We can delay the episode a few hours if 3038 02:18:21.399 --> 02:18:24.600 we need to. We'll be back see you then. 3039 02:18:25.200 --> 02:18:47.959 Bye.