WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:03.520 Andy, did you hear that? Come on, will you? 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:04.400 Did I hear what? 3 00:00:04.599 --> 00:00:05.200 That whistle? 4 00:00:06.400 --> 00:00:09.359 That's the Rinso white whistle, and Rinso means us. 5 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:10.160 That's right. 6 00:00:10.439 --> 00:00:14.199 Rinso gets calls Rinsol white, and Rinso presents the Amos 7 00:00:14.199 --> 00:00:37.159 and Andy show. Rinso for a washtats rin Rinsol for 8 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:42.960 a washstats Rinso Rinso white and Rinso Bright. Those swell 9 00:00:43.119 --> 00:00:46.719 soulphy rich SuDS get shirts and sheets, towels and table linens, 10 00:00:46.719 --> 00:00:50.600 gleaming white and lovely washable colors stay fresh and bright 11 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:55.560 safely through wash after rinsol washed. That's why women everywhere 12 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:57.039 are saying, Rinso for me. 13 00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:00.560 Wash Day's a cinch with those peppy Rinso SuDS. 14 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:02.920 And ladies, you will be mighty proud of the results. 15 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:09.719 Next wash day, get Renso for a Wrensoul whitewash, Arensol 16 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:24.359 bright wash, and now are stars, Amos and Andy. It 17 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.400 seems there's been an epidemic of breach of promise suits 18 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:30.799 in Andy Brown's life recently, and now that the latest 19 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:33.079 one against him has been dropped, Andy is in his 20 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:36.239 office telling Amos and the kingfish off his new design 21 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:37.040 for living. 22 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:39.840 No more women, I. 23 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:41.519 Tell you, fellows it's the truth. 24 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:44.280 I was tired of these breach of promise suits and 25 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:47.359 I ain't going out with no more women, and that's final. 26 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.920 Well, bro, then they're staying away from women's is gonna 27 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:50.239 keep you. 28 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:50.760 Out of trouble? 29 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:51.760 All right? 30 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:54.519 Yeah, but there's only one thing, you know, these breach 31 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:56.920 of promise suits you done had in they kind of 32 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:00.400 hit you by surprise. Now that you was cleaned of 33 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:03.079 all women, why don't you make sure that there ain't 34 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.560 some other gale around here that you done proposed to 35 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:06.719 and forgot about it. 36 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:08.919 Well, now there's a coinsulace right there. 37 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:12.319 I was just checking up on that very thing before 38 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:15.240 you fellas come in here. I was halfway through my 39 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:18.879 address book. Now see there here the is ees up 40 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:19.719 to the elves. 41 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:21.520 Oh the hell's huh? 42 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:21.840 Yeah? 43 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:31.240 Now let me see the next one here, Eleanor Now, 44 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:33.120 I know I didn't propose. 45 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:36.319 To her brother, that one you can cross off. Yeah, 46 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:41.840 Now the next shell I got your Elsie. I know 47 00:02:41.919 --> 00:02:44.800 I didn't propose to her neither. She's the big pat 48 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:46.080 one with all the double chins. 49 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:49.159 Oh yeah, yeah, I remember seeing you with that one once. 50 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:51.800 Yeah, yeah, she got a muscle, double chins. All right, 51 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:52.479 oh yeah. 52 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:54.680 I never knowed which was her chins and which was 53 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:57.240 her lips. I never knowed where to kiss her. 54 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:00.159 We didn't, huh. 55 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:02.960 I finally worked out her sister though, What was that Anna, 56 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:05.400 I'd hold a piece of candy up to her face 57 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:07.759 and whatever opened up for it, that's what i'd care. 58 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.879 Oh yeah, that was a smart idea, sort of using 59 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:18.800 the candy, thought of a range find him. 60 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:20.879 Yeah, that's well. 61 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:22.879 Up to now, Andy, you seem to be pretty much 62 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:23.919 in declared with the gal. 63 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:24.879 Yeah. 64 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:27.280 I can't think of nobody that could cause me no 65 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:33.120 sueing trouble. Not a single gal. I wait a minute, 66 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:37.479 there is one that I just thunk of that I 67 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:43.400 might have preposed her. Yeah, there is one that I oh, hello, Henry, 68 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.599 Hello boy, Hello, I was just out shopping with my 69 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:47.840 wife that i'd stop in. 70 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:51.080 We met that Sylvia Adams. She was shopping for her 71 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:56.759 true saul. That's the one I members now. 72 00:03:56.919 --> 00:03:59.360 I preposed to her about two weeks ago, when I 73 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.719 was sitting on a sofa ware when I asked her 74 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:04.599 to marry me, she just smiled. I never didn't figure 75 00:04:04.599 --> 00:04:06.719 out whether she smiled yes or smiled no. 76 00:04:07.879 --> 00:04:10.039 Well, from what I see to her shopping today. 77 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:15.800 I would say that she definitely smiled in the infirmative. Henry, 78 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:17.879 is you show that it was a truth sold that 79 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:20.680 she was buying? Well, I seed her by a long 80 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:23.959 white dress. It had orange blossoms embroidered all over it. 81 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:26.920 She bought sort of a net veil that went over 82 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:29.839 her heead. And most important of all, there was a 83 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:31.319 long train behind her. 84 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:35.160 Do that long train behind. 85 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:36.879 Her make her a bride? Bro then it don't make 86 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:37.680 no engineer. 87 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:44.240 Well, fellas they got me again. I can't stand another 88 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:45.040 breach of promise. 89 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:46.279 You well, what is he gonna do? 90 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:49.040 Come on, King Frish, We're going over to see my lawyer, 91 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:49.839 Gabby Gibson. 92 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:00.519 Oh dare you Gabby? 93 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:03.279 And it feels pretty sure that steals your atoms is 94 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:05.120 gonna sue him for breaching promos. 95 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:06.839 Now, how are you gonna handle the thing? 96 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:08.319 Well, first we got to see if he's got a case. Yes, 97 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:09.519 and even got to see if he's got a case. 98 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:11.920 I know we'll claim that. And wasn't in his right 99 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:13.879 man mind when he proposed he was a little testing 100 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:16.639 the head. Oh but Gabby, I was the same as 101 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:22.120 I always good. We got a case, But Gabby you 102 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:24.720 don't get the idea. I don't want to be sued 103 00:05:24.720 --> 00:05:25.040 at all. 104 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:26.600 Oh, I see what you mean. I see what you mean. 105 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.680 He wants to be what's noting the legal profession as 106 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:29.240 sue proud. 107 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.040 Oh yeah, that's the exactly the idea, Gabby. 108 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:34.360 Well it becomes suit prooved. There's only one way, only 109 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:35.959 one way. If you was in Darman, if you was 110 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:38.120 a soldier, you couldn't sue. Nobody can sue a soldier. 111 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:40.160 Well wait a minute, yeah, wait a minute. 112 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.120 You think I is in good enough condition to pass 113 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:44.319 the physical for the army? 114 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:47.600 Oh and that don't be crazy. You got all you 115 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.240 can do to pass the physical. 116 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:59.759 For being a civilian. Yes, indeed, I guess you're right. 117 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:01.480 That fat on him? Look at that fat. 118 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:04.519 Now wait a minute, Gabby, there's plenty of muscle there. 119 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:06.439 Quand where in my arm here? 120 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:09.959 Feel it? Let me feel him. People's getting two red 121 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:11.519 ration points, will turning into that stuff? 122 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:13.279 Ah? 123 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:15.519 Weird a minute, yere, I got another idea. Since and 124 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:18.199 they can't get into him, why can't he borrow a 125 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:21.199 soldier's uniform just long enough to see the girl and 126 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:23.360 convince her that she can't sue him? 127 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:24.959 Because he's in the armen that will end it. 128 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:28.279 Oh, King Fisher got a great idea, and it just 129 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:31.639 so happens that Larry Simpson just got a medical discharge 130 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:32.279 from the Army. 131 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:34.079 I can borrow his uniform. 132 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:35.959 Yeah, and you certainly got to right take these steps, 133 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:37.800 because at all the beach of promiseus you has had 134 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:39.879 you show up in a victim, a victim of the laws, 135 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:40.480 supplying the. 136 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:43.279 Man the sublime demand. 137 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.319 How you figure that, Well, it's always the women who 138 00:06:45.399 --> 00:06:47.519 supply the trouble, and the man who gets it that's 139 00:06:47.519 --> 00:07:09.600 supplying the man if ire of the head. Just now, 140 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:11.560 let's go back to the lodge hall and hear the 141 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:48.519 mystic Nights of the Sea quartet singing Running Wild. 142 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:38.360 Run running loss controls running Wi murdy boy, christ to 143 00:07:39.240 --> 00:07:42.800 helping mine all the time, never bo, always. 144 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:47.720 Go, don't know when, always so, I don't care, non up. 145 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:52.279 My body is not a fire alone, run wild. 146 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:56.800 I'm running way lost the pa running away. 147 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:22.040 Like I'm just running. I'm just running wind, just running wine, 148 00:08:23.959 --> 00:08:24.839 just running wild. 149 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:46.399 You know, King Fisher would so nice of that fellow 150 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:47.600 lend me his uniform. 151 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:48.559 I would look on me. 152 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.679 Well, let me see your end of the legings look 153 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:51.240 pretty good. 154 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:54.080 Their pants seem to fit already, the jagged with the belt, 155 00:08:54.159 --> 00:08:57.919 and yeah, the brains buttons don't look bad, neither only thing? 156 00:08:57.960 --> 00:08:59.799 And uh, why are you wearing that steel? 157 00:08:59.840 --> 00:08:59.960 Hell? 158 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.840 Well, this fellow I buy the uniform from, don't give 159 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.399 his cloth hat to his little nephew for a souvenir. 160 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:08.600 And all they had left was his helmet. 161 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:12.120 Now the next thing we gotta do, kiss Sylvia Adams assure, 162 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.200 is to figure out what these campaign ribbons is on 163 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:15.600 your chest? 164 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:16.200 What they mean? 165 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.320 Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta know that. 166 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:19.679 Well, now let us see here. 167 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:22.879 There's a red one there with some white strapes. There 168 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:26.759 there's the yellow one with the green and blue and 169 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:31.480 there they wait a minute, what's this pink ribbon? I 170 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:33.720 never seen one like that on a soldier before. 171 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:38.600 Or well, I slapped that one on there myself kind 172 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:39.799 of helped the color scheme. 173 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:42.879 But Ander, you can't do that. 174 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.519 You see, every ribbon on there means that you has 175 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:49.919 been in action, and pink, pink means gals. 176 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:54.840 Well, then I really earned that ribbon. I look at it, 177 00:09:55.080 --> 00:09:56.559 I look at you. You might have been in a 178 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:59.919 campaign with a gal. But they don't give ribbons for that. 179 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:03.360 Now, now wait a minute, that yellow ribbon, there's. 180 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:04.960 Got two little stars on it. Look at that two 181 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:06.360 stars and wonder what that means. 182 00:10:06.799 --> 00:10:09.519 Well, generals wear stars, don't they. 183 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:14.120 Hey, that's right, Anna, and you got two two stars. 184 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:16.000 Andrew you was a major general? 185 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:17.840 Is huh? Oh? 186 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:18.159 Boy? 187 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:20.759 That shows hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, 188 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:21.840 hold it. What's the matter? 189 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.279 You was a major general on the chairs, but on 190 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:25.639 your sleeve he was only. 191 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:31.039 A corpor Yes, and now look here. It must be 192 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:33.120 some other reason for them two stars. 193 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.080 Oh we wait a minute, I remember now, yeah, I 194 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:37.440 remember the thing, reading it in the newspaper. 195 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:39.840 One, yeah, you know what that little beds there with 196 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:40.399 the two star. 197 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:42.799 I remember reading it in the paper that said them. 198 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:46.279 Stars means battles that you was in. Oh I do, yeah, 199 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:49.320 And we better decide what them battles was. Now in 200 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:52.559 case the Sylvia Adams asked you, now, let me think, 201 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:56.279 let me see you now what the battle? 202 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:57.759 How about bunker Hell? 203 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:03.720 There you go again. How can you say something stupid 204 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:06.639 like that? And the Battle of Bunker Hill wasn't in 205 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:07.240 this war, and. 206 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:10.840 Or it wasn't Nord was in the Last World War? 207 00:11:14.360 --> 00:11:17.240 Well, well, where can I say the battle was I 208 00:11:17.399 --> 00:11:19.440 gotta know where I've been fighting. I know what the 209 00:11:19.519 --> 00:11:22.519 teller teller you fought in the Battle of Sicily. 210 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:24.000 Yeah, well, where is Sicily? 211 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:27.559 I know what it was coming? I knowed it was coming. 212 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:31.440 Ain't those stories you ever been as ignorant. 213 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:31.519 As you is? 214 00:11:31.639 --> 00:11:31.759 Man? 215 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:34.679 If I was your lieutenant, dot, have you peeling potatoes. 216 00:11:34.320 --> 00:11:35.120 For the rest of the war? 217 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:37.200 Yeah? Well, where is Sicily? 218 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:40.919 Listen, dumb, Here Sicily is in the northern part of France. 219 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:47.480 Cicely and France in the northern part. Now, come here, 220 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:49.320 look on the war here on the map. Heere, I'm 221 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:51.679 sure Now Lemba's playing the thing to you with my finger. 222 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.399 Now look at here, cis lord to be ready about. 223 00:11:55.480 --> 00:12:00.000 Now there's the northern part of France, now Sicily or 224 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:02.679 ought to be read about. 225 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:04.879 See there's the northern port. 226 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:08.519 We got you, now, hey, kingfish, Wait a minute, look 227 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:12.039 way down here by Italy there's since Le all by itself. 228 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:13.399 Where right there? 229 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:17.639 Hm moved it right out of France, didn't it. 230 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:22.320 Oh? 231 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.559 Never mind, I'll think it's something to tell her when 232 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:25.080 I sees that. 233 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.000 Now look here when you walk into it, though, Now, 234 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:28.120 when you walk in her house. 235 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:30.320 Act military like a soldier. Yeah. 236 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:32.399 The more military you is, the most you'll believe you. 237 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:32.720 Yeah. 238 00:12:32.720 --> 00:12:34.559 Well, I better be getting on over there. One more 239 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:36.759 thing now, now, look at you. Don't look like a 240 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:39.519 soldier with them side burns on your face. There, You 241 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:41.320 better get yourself a military haircut. 242 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:43.879 Yeah all right, I'll go right over the shortage barbershop 243 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:44.320 and get. 244 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:46.320 One and listen on it till this thing blows over. 245 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:48.360 Let people think you as a real soldier that goes 246 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:49.080 for Shorty too. 247 00:12:49.360 --> 00:13:02.320 Leave it to me, Kingfish. I'll see you later. Look, Shorty, 248 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:05.440 don't look surprised. I've been in the army since last week. 249 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:07.120 I as a real soldier. 250 00:13:07.559 --> 00:13:11.720 Yeah, and you as a carple too. They should move 251 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:12.879 you up fast than. 252 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:14.639 Well. 253 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:16.399 All you got to do is look at me and 254 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:17.960 you'll see why. 255 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:21.279 Yeah, you should make a good soldier. You are a 256 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:22.279 perfect fighting man. 257 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:26.200 You get to tip. Didn't look for the army, sit 258 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:29.799 and lucky to get you. They're taking anybody into. 259 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:39.200 It, is that, so listen there was plenty glad to 260 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:41.919 get me and boy a show feel. 261 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:43.399 Great being in the military service. 262 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:44.559 Yeah, I know. 263 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:47.120 I was in the Navy one I enlisted in the 264 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:48.679 war of nineteen twenty five. 265 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:52.799 Wait a minute, shorty, there was no war in nineteen 266 00:13:52.879 --> 00:13:53.519 twenty six. 267 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:56.960 That's why I enlisted. It was safer. 268 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:01.600 So you was a sailor. Huh shure? 269 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:02.200 They Yeah. 270 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:03.720 But I didn't like it though, Andy. 271 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:05.879 I had to sleep in a hammet for three years 272 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:07.120 and I couldn't stand it. 273 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:09.200 And I found out what was wrong? 274 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:10.960 Well, what'd you find out? 275 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:12.159 You know something? 276 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.919 You're supposed to hang both ends of the hammet from 277 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:15.600 the same hook. 278 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:29.200 Well, listen, I ain't got no more time left for talking. 279 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:31.480 Let me put my helmet down here and get up 280 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.200 in your chair. I want you to give me a 281 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:35.639 military haircut you do, Yeah. 282 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:38.159 What kind of a military haircut does you want? Andy? 283 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:39.320 What kind of you got? 284 00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:40.360 Well? 285 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.679 First, they're the regular one where I cussed their hair 286 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:45.399 right down there by the half ends. Then they're the 287 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:48.480 extreme where the extreme where I cussed their hair down 288 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:51.039 to the scalp. And then they're they're permanent. 289 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:53.480 Military haircut is permanently. 290 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:58.720 Yeah, no cutting, I just uproots the whole thing. 291 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:01.960 Well, give me the regular one, shorty, plugging them clippers 292 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:02.919 and make it snap. 293 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:14.039 It okay, and here we go, Sugar a bumby scalp. 294 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:18.639 Shorty, hurry up and finish the haircut with this. 295 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:20.840 I'm doing this death. I can't and it, but it 296 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:22.919 won't take long. With the clippers, I'll be shooting just 297 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:23.440 a second. 298 00:15:25.759 --> 00:15:28.960 There you shorty. You didn't take too much off the top, 299 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:29.240 did you? 300 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:30.279 Oh? No? 301 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:32.879 I left another on top of so you so you 302 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.559 could you still have about a mench and half. 303 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:38.360 I left a big wave up there, just like you. 304 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:40.840 Got plenty of hair up there. 305 00:15:40.879 --> 00:16:10.600 You you can penny, Hello, baldy. 306 00:15:58.960 --> 00:15:59.399 Lad is. 307 00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:01.000 This is they of a bride. 308 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:05.360 My name's Sally Shephard, I mean missus Jones, call me SALLYE. 309 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:08.559 Sally really got a load of wedding presents and how. 310 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:11.279 Got a big silver tray from Aunt Florence, a beautiful 311 00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:14.840 tablecloth from cousin Ruth, and a lovely check from Uncle Jonathan. 312 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.159 But the one thing she wanted, really needed, I. 313 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:20.360 Didn't get, couldn't get. There weren't any washing machines to. 314 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:23.600 Be had, so wash day after wash day, Sally rubbed 315 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:26.639 and Sally scrubbed. But Sally's wash well, it wasn't what 316 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:29.879 you'd call terrific. But then came the dawn. Sally found 317 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:31.720 out about Rinso lovely. 318 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:35.399 Soapy rich rinsol. Even without a washing machine. Wash day's 319 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:38.200 much pleasander Rinso soaks my clothes clean. 320 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:40.919 Yes, ladies, as little as a ten minute soaking plus 321 00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:43.919 a few light rubs on extra grimy places, and clothes 322 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:48.159 are ready to rinse. What's more, Renzel gets clothes really clean. 323 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:53.639 White clothes are not just white, but Rinso white. Washable 324 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:59.039 colors come Rinso bright safely, even after scores of washings. 325 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:02.039 No wonder. Sam doesn't mind clothes washing these days. 326 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:05.160 Don't mind during the dishes either. Rinzo slicks them up 327 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:07.920 in far less time, and Rinso's easy on my hands. 328 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:11.720 Besides, Ladies, try a Rinso on the dishes tomorrow the 329 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:15.079 next wash day for a wash that's rinsol white and 330 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:15.880 rinso bright. 331 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:00.960 It it. 332 00:18:06.039 --> 00:19:05.799 It it it, Hello Hello Sylvia, Oh hello Joan. 333 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:06.519 How are you? 334 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:10.240 Sylvia? What says I hear about your getting married? Somebody 335 00:19:10.319 --> 00:19:12.720 saw your trousseau shopping. It's true, Joane. 336 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:16.039 Remember John Winters. Well he's coming back on furlough in 337 00:19:16.119 --> 00:19:19.000 two weeks and we're gonna get married John Wunters. 338 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:22.440 While Sylvia I had an idea, you're gonna marry Andy Brown. 339 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:27.720 Andy Brown. Oh, Joane, I haven't completely. 340 00:19:27.319 --> 00:19:30.240 Lost my mind. Or I did go out with him 341 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:32.680 once or twice. As a matter of fact, he just 342 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:35.319 called to say he was gonna drop over here, but 343 00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:37.559 I've never given him a serious thought. 344 00:19:38.039 --> 00:19:42.000 Well that's wonderful about you and Johnny, Sylvia. Oh, thank you, Joane. 345 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:46.119 And when Johnny gets back or there's somebody at the door, Jones, 346 00:19:46.319 --> 00:19:48.559 that must be Andy now, but I'll talk with you 347 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:49.279 over the weekend. 348 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:50.759 Okay, Sylvia, goodbye? 349 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:59.160 Hemmy, why Andy that outfits? 350 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:00.240 Oh? 351 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:00.599 Come in? 352 00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:05.799 Okay? Forward mark one, two, three four? 353 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:07.279 Half this myth? 354 00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:13.039 Well yeah, I am, Oh. 355 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:16.240 Andy, I don't understand why you went in the army 356 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:16.920 last week. 357 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:18.880 I was always in the army. 358 00:20:19.359 --> 00:20:21.559 It was just that they put me in civilian clothes 359 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:23.440 for a while doing secret service work. 360 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:27.200 Oh what kind of secret service were I don't know. 361 00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:32.319 It was so secret that didn't even tell me. Well 362 00:20:32.680 --> 00:20:36.519 sit down, Oh yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I'll take 363 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:37.079 off my hat. 364 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:37.799 I'll take it. 365 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:39.920 Oh, never mind, I'll just toss it over here on 366 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:48.160 the table. Oh me, I forgot to add on my helmet. Sorry, 367 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:49.240 I busted that base. 368 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:50.680 Oh that's all right. 369 00:20:51.559 --> 00:20:52.119 Oh, what. 370 00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:56.119 How is it? That you wearing a helmet around New 371 00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:57.160 York Andy. 372 00:20:57.279 --> 00:20:59.799 When most of the fellas just were overseas cats. 373 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:02.359 Oh yeah, well they probably ain't been the thick of 374 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:05.359 it like irons. That's where you really get used to 375 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:05.839 a helmet. 376 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:06.519 Why. 377 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:09.200 Up at the battlefront, a helmet is like a second 378 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:10.240 home to a soldier. 379 00:21:10.799 --> 00:21:13.599 He washes in it, he does laundry in it. He 380 00:21:13.680 --> 00:21:17.359 even cooks in it, cooks in it. Oh show. 381 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:20.160 I can remember lots of nights when I have been 382 00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:23.640 cooking supper and my helmet over the campfire. Suddenly the 383 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:27.160 bugle pros charge the enemy, and I'd go in a 384 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:29.480 hand to hand fighting with a head full Irish stew. 385 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:40.440 Oh yeah, I'd be comba dumplings out of my hair 386 00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:41.000 for weeks. 387 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:45.480 Well this is very interesting, and come sit here on 388 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:47.480 the sofa with me and tell me more. 389 00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:51.480 Oh said on the sofa. You know that reminds me. 390 00:21:52.279 --> 00:21:54.200 A buddy of mine was sitting on the sofa with 391 00:21:54.279 --> 00:21:56.960 a gal and they preposed to her and then retreated. 392 00:21:57.759 --> 00:21:59.519 She was going to sue him for breaching promise. 393 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:02.839 What happened, Well, she found out that she couldn't see 394 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:05.319 him on account of you can't sue a man in uniform. 395 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:07.480 How you like my uniform? 396 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:11.960 Oh, I've noticed it and I think it's very nice. 397 00:22:12.279 --> 00:22:16.720 Oh yeah, regulation khaki, brass buttons and soup proof. 398 00:22:17.400 --> 00:22:20.680 Oh Andy, you don't have to stand sit down here 399 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:21.400 on the sofa. 400 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:22.079 Yeah. 401 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:24.119