Speaker 1: You haven't worked here right, just because I certain things
Speaker 1: like please might please might cut bro?
Speaker 2: I'm like, if it was excessive, cool, I understand you
Speaker 2: want like you ain't used to doing that.
Speaker 3: Ship been a minute, man, Look, I am stressed. Okay,
Speaker 3: I ain't had no weed, I don't had no alcohol.
Speaker 3: I'll be having the sex maybe once a month, I
Speaker 3: am I ain't been able to eat.
Speaker 1: Certain I don't care. You chose this life.
Speaker 3: I didn't you did it?
Speaker 1: I didn't. Did you have sex?
Speaker 3: Row?
Speaker 1: Did you have it with a dude with a breeding kink? Bro?
Speaker 3: My, she wasn't even supposed to work no more like.
Speaker 4: This, ch You are a product of a situation that
Speaker 4: wasn't supposed to happen.
Speaker 1: So why don't you think that you are? Not some
Speaker 1: miracle you think you this?
Speaker 3: It just I feel like big Sandals slapped down the
Speaker 3: big joker.
Speaker 4: Big Sandals, that's what we call him in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Yeap, big big sandals. Shit like that. I don't even
Speaker 1: think he wears shoes up there.
Speaker 2: I mean, jeez, God, do look like a barefoot he
Speaker 2: just like he walked around He probably he wear pajama bottoms.
Speaker 1: And that's it. You thank God, all like free love
Speaker 1: and ship hip because Loki man free love low key?
Speaker 3: How that low key how they make that ship like,
Speaker 3: you know, having them all crisp and clean and ship.
Speaker 3: It don't look like niggas can wear shoes.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think you literally have to come in the pear
Speaker 4: legates and take your shoes off.
Speaker 2: Man, and then like that's why I can't go to
Speaker 2: They probably donna live black socks up there, white.
Speaker 4: Size, they definitely definitely wear. I don't think they wear shoes. Bro,
Speaker 4: you got a Nike jog.
Speaker 3: And suit shoes and ain't like you get a white
Speaker 3: Nike white. It ain't no shoes. And they got like
Speaker 3: a special little you know, a little water and ship
Speaker 3: to like you know, wash your feet in and ship.
Speaker 1: Hey, do they get many patties in heaven?
Speaker 3: Because brom because I think daily because being in heaven
Speaker 3: with your feet smelling like free thos is nasty.
Speaker 1: That is nasty work.
Speaker 4: You know, like when you die, they say the body
Speaker 4: be stinking and they gotta do all the extra work.
Speaker 4: Do you go to heaven with that that dead body smell?
Speaker 3: I doubt it.
Speaker 4: But do they put like air freshening around your neck.
Speaker 4: Do niggas go go to heab its my like black ice.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: I see why when I ask the questions that I
Speaker 2: asked to our homegirl, I see why she text back
Speaker 2: is like, bro, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: She was like you always doing that Bush? I see
Speaker 1: why because I asked, she said.
Speaker 3: Something before I ask my next question.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for tuning into this week's episode Hopetually Awkward,
Speaker 3: this month's episode right. If this is your first time
Speaker 3: joining us, I'd like to probably introduce myself. I am
Speaker 3: a host of favorite motivational speaker Me me or me
Speaker 3: meself one hundred. I'm going by my host. We have
Speaker 3: to learn behind the Marget responds for all of the
Speaker 3: visuals you see on the screen and my wonderful intro
Speaker 3: we got mister tone deaf and yeah, I know because
Speaker 3: I'm tired of getting fucking notices from Facebook that sharing monetized.
Speaker 4: They've been knocked in every video I post, no matter
Speaker 4: what it is, and it's funny they even think they
Speaker 4: dinging even on like when I use the regular countdown,
Speaker 4: like the one stream yard give you get dinged on
Speaker 4: those two.
Speaker 1: Facebook is just on bullshit right now.
Speaker 3: And then our favorite twenty twenty five, fuck boy, we
Speaker 3: got the.
Speaker 4: Bitches like the month the year just started. How are
Speaker 4: you already the favorite song?
Speaker 3: Because man, we we we we were taken over twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five with the whole that that's.
Speaker 4: Not the category. I feel like my guy wants to
Speaker 4: be the number one contender in his.
Speaker 3: Hair growing longer. Bro, the longer it gets, the more
Speaker 3: of a fuckos like.
Speaker 1: The longer the mullet get, the more more viciously like,
Speaker 1: the more heat you get. So you just gonna feed it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna die the tips now, cause that's when you
Speaker 4: that's when you go super saying, fuck.
Speaker 1: Boy, I was thinking. So I was having a conference.
Speaker 1: You got great hair? Yeah yeah, he found that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: O KK stressing you at like that.
Speaker 3: Brouh Hey, y'all's okay. So I did I kind of
Speaker 3: schnuck in here. I didn't make an announcement that I
Speaker 3: was recording to night my bad. I thought about it,
Speaker 3: but I went to Windy's and got some high truck. Oh,
Speaker 3: I can't bring that up because I feel like, why
Speaker 3: I want to swim? He said he was going to
Speaker 3: zan As anyway.
Speaker 2: That's what he said, because I assume you weren't fucking pine,
Speaker 2: so when they were done, I assumed we was getting
Speaker 2: the funk out of here, and you was like, nah,
Speaker 2: I got some motivation.
Speaker 3: Now we're still here, which means, yeah, let's just have
Speaker 3: to bring it all the way up here. No, I
Speaker 3: just thought you had your mom set on Zana's once
Speaker 3: you got home.
Speaker 1: Bro, you wasn't pregnant out pushing out your.
Speaker 3: Fucking so yeah, what I want to know is like,
Speaker 3: you know how tones oh, well, you know when you die,
Speaker 3: do you show up like this and this? And it's
Speaker 3: like we know people who have died during you know,
Speaker 3: we're probably like immediately after sex type ship.
Speaker 1: We don't who do we know that died besides Grandma,
Speaker 1: dad anybody else? No, I mean we've heard of ship
Speaker 1: like my dad because I don't care what nobody say.
Speaker 4: The way my uncle Robert happened that nigga died fucking
Speaker 4: in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: But like as far as like women like just say,
Speaker 3: like you know me and baby Daddy, that's not bay.
Speaker 1: Type ship like.
Speaker 3: Ship ship goes left afterwards, and it's like, bro, am
Speaker 3: I just gonna be like, am I just gonna be
Speaker 3: and heaven like an eternal cream pie.
Speaker 2: Like nah, I'd imagine that like once you once they
Speaker 2: clear you at the door, they clean you up, they
Speaker 2: strip you naked, and then you go through like a
Speaker 2: car wash for human or like for like upright people.
Speaker 3: Or then it's like okay, it's because technically a kream
Speaker 3: pire is like it's extra kids and ship like would
Speaker 3: have one of them. Like Sparing was like he wouldn't
Speaker 3: go be shipped if he actually made it, and he
Speaker 3: was like, no, you can't get in with folks.
Speaker 1: They can get the.
Speaker 4: Door, can I can we acknowledge first and foremost that
Speaker 4: you're not getting in anyway.
Speaker 3: But this is all hypothetical, hypothetical anyway, because I don't
Speaker 3: believe it's up there.
Speaker 4: You not who said it had to be up I
Speaker 4: just said, heaven, Bro, all we know it could be
Speaker 4: in that Amazon rainforest.
Speaker 1: We don't know it.
Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't want to go.
Speaker 1: I haven't wouldn't be in no Amazon. You know lives
Speaker 1: in Amazon.
Speaker 4: R Yes, I do everything. I fucking hate, bro. When
Speaker 4: the caterpillars can kill you, that is not where I
Speaker 4: want to be.
Speaker 1: Leave that area alone, you know.
Speaker 3: Rabby made a post today and but she shared one
Speaker 3: I think, and it was basically saying, how people in Wisconsin,
Speaker 3: we're like the only state or something like that where
Speaker 3: people be here and just like never move. The motherfucker
Speaker 3: just be here. They don't relocate. Like obviously we know
Speaker 3: people got you know, they relocate, but like we're like
Speaker 3: the top state for motherfuckers who just be like no,
Speaker 3: I'm good and never leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've seen that that niggas just don't leave Wisconsin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and for me it's like Wisconsin, but everybody.
Speaker 3: Else pathetically, all y'all going to hell anyways, Viewers included.
Speaker 1: There's not an argument, Hey are we still potted in hell? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I'm getting Losifer on the first episode. I don't know
Speaker 1: want dog on the first episode, Bro, No, I want
Speaker 1: you want the clearest name.
Speaker 2: This entire time, we've just been like you know what, bro,
Speaker 2: you bitch asked nigga, like why was you up there
Speaker 2: trying to take over?
Speaker 1: Like I see why you get you? Wait a minute, wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute.
Speaker 4: They've been saying that we've been like I think my
Speaker 4: boy been wrong because all he did was asking his dad,
Speaker 4: like why why you be doing ship? Look, we your
Speaker 4: actual kids. This is like your wife's kids, Bro, Like
Speaker 4: why you care more about them?
Speaker 3: That's wear in real time. I kind of snuck in
Speaker 3: on y'all crazy though. I feel like he will punch
Speaker 3: you and your ship because yeah, no, no, not off
Speaker 3: the strength, but because of something that you have a
Speaker 3: habit of saying, and you're always like, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: play Devil's advocate, and he might feel like you might
Speaker 3: get no, you're saying that.
Speaker 1: Ship too.
Speaker 4: Can be on his side, just be saying who that was?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: That's honestly, I honestly, I feel like in Hell, the
Speaker 6: podcast market is gonna be oversaturated with them ballhead niggas.
Speaker 3: But that's what the Red Pill and Passport bros. Gonna
Speaker 3: have the airwaves locked down.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of niggas that never made it while
Speaker 1: we was on.
Speaker 4: Earth, but they gonna have a podcast that nobody listens to.
Speaker 1: Everybody Hell is gonna listen to us.
Speaker 3: But you know, and like, speaking of that, I don't
Speaker 3: know if y'all saw that tonight's conversation's broken up.
Speaker 4: I saw that that got messy. The dog was on
Speaker 4: bullshit based on the way.
Speaker 3: Bro said, what if the devil was really a good
Speaker 3: person that just got fired for being into a management.
Speaker 1: That's when we started. All the time.
Speaker 4: We always say all Bro did was go ask a
Speaker 4: question and God said, get.
Speaker 1: Out, broke out black ball.
Speaker 4: It depends, but it also depends. And some people was like,
Speaker 4: God was like, this is smart, dude. I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: you run my Hell division because if you look at it,
Speaker 4: Hell got way more people than Heaven got.
Speaker 1: Damn. He like, look, I can trust you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you run this over here. So he got promoted
Speaker 1: and demoted at the same time. Yes, and he didn't
Speaker 1: realize it until it was too late.
Speaker 3: Bro got the he got the other other duties as
Speaker 3: a sign of the job description that nobody wants.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's nepotism.
Speaker 2: It's like I can't fire you, technique because you my son,
Speaker 2: because you know, you know.
Speaker 1: We related, but you can now work here any long.
Speaker 4: It's like you got the son who you know can
Speaker 4: run the business, but you really want the oldest to
Speaker 4: have it, so you give him the more important job.
Speaker 1: I can see me and me doing y'all like.
Speaker 3: I must use these niggas to get the big baby.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what Actually, honestly, it would be the
Speaker 4: other way around. If you if you've been watching this
Speaker 4: shell since day one, I definitely use these two all times.
Speaker 1: Like there, that's what it won't be anymore.
Speaker 3: But you know what I am going The funniest thing
Speaker 3: about the popularity of Tonight's conversation is how many times
Speaker 3: have I said the ship that they said before they
Speaker 3: got bopping.
Speaker 1: To give us solicited relationship and.
Speaker 2: That whole podcast was nothing but bore headed nigga rhetoric.
Speaker 4: But here's the wild Yes it was, Yes, it was, Yes.
Speaker 1: It was put the glasses and the top had you on.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: You said nothing, But I'm saying that it wasn't one hundred.
Speaker 4: That the women tried.
Speaker 1: To make it.
Speaker 4: It was was like, no, I don't want you, but
Speaker 4: your healing, keep talking about that hurt nigga ship.
Speaker 2: I heard one of the shorty was like she was
Speaker 2: she was on the show to test the side bitches.
Speaker 1: But kidd it, but like from experience, no side bitch,
Speaker 1: but you a whole side. But she's speaking from experience.
Speaker 3: She but she hit side bitches because she's married, so
Speaker 3: she don't want side pussy her husband. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: typically how it works. Like, I mean, I've known chicks
Speaker 3: who been all on Facebook side bitches is this, and
Speaker 3: y'all ain't got no self respect? And I don't understand
Speaker 3: if you got a cheat, why not just leave while
Speaker 3: they were sucking somebody that they had no business fucking
Speaker 3: that they.
Speaker 1: Don't got no self respect. Meanwhile, you just out here
Speaker 1: giving away yours work.
Speaker 3: I've always said, you can't tell the motherfucker that they
Speaker 3: don't have self respect because motherfucker is in the title.
Speaker 3: It's called self respect. Bitch, How you go tell me
Speaker 3: I don't respect me?
Speaker 1: You ain't me.
Speaker 3: I don't respect you when I slapped the taste out
Speaker 3: your motherfucking mouth. But bitch, you can't tell me that
Speaker 3: I don't respect me.
Speaker 2: What the hell I wouldn't mind giving I mean not chocolate.
Speaker 3: Skin though, No, because that's what y'all didn't see the video.
Speaker 1: No, I don't pay No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she was talking about eating ass and getting
Speaker 3: peed on work. Yeah, ket it Rose been ship, so
Speaker 3: she posted that clip.
Speaker 1: Getting pissed down.
Speaker 3: Kayla said they don't have content. They thrive on an
Speaker 3: audience making the content. They have no agenda or topic.
Speaker 3: The audience has the questions on their own shake of
Speaker 3: my head show was horrible. I mean, that's kind of well.
Speaker 3: I mean I walked into having topics when I start.
Speaker 3: But for the most part, like that's why I like
Speaker 3: to do live, because I like to be able to
Speaker 3: interact with y'all and for y'all to be able to
Speaker 3: give input.
Speaker 4: But you also come with stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: I just said that. I'm sorry, I was I.
Speaker 7: Was taking Can I guarantee you I am warm while
Speaker 7: you out here with a hoodie and a piece of
Speaker 7: your hair hanging out of it like a bad bitch.
Speaker 3: Bro, like that big nigga on four Brothers, never would
Speaker 3: jacket even in the snow. Hey, let me, I told y'all.
Speaker 3: Bro never wore a coat until LEXI gave him the
Speaker 3: throat clap, and then after that he was he got
Speaker 3: sick of little bits and mune system. He was all right,
Speaker 3: let me bundle up for a minute, but then he
Speaker 3: kind of went back to normal. Other than that, Bro
Speaker 3: has always warned hood in the winter. It was all
Speaker 3: the way up until that point. Then I think his
Speaker 3: body took a little shock. It took a little hit, like,
Speaker 3: but we gotta build some ship back up.
Speaker 1: Here it got it really gotta be like.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Bro, he's never really been a cold.
Speaker 1: It was what was just negative nine, but the windshield
Speaker 1: felt like neat, Bro, it was it was cold. It
Speaker 1: was that day.
Speaker 4: I wore cold and me and the kids did not
Speaker 4: attempt to go anywhere near a window.
Speaker 3: Let lo go outside, Bro said, talking about damn fuck
Speaker 3: with niggas with no cars. Meanwhile, I'm on the eighty
Speaker 3: on my way to go fuck the same chick. I
Speaker 3: don't know what Bro just did?
Speaker 1: Is we here? Can y'all see us?
Speaker 8: You know what one of the I ain't know somethod
Speaker 8: got unplugged or not Big London, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hayleylao.
Speaker 1: I missed y'all.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 3: I just I haven't tired. I've been like the vehicle
Speaker 3: been in the shop and then I was just tired.
Speaker 3: So I just kind of needed some time. And then
Speaker 3: you snuck in here. You said, I don't wear coats either.
Speaker 3: I'm also severely anima. You can just bundle up in
Speaker 3: your titties and you a hurt, just like a blanket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know the motherfucker going for show. Keep
Speaker 1: your whole tour, so toast.
Speaker 3: Just put your knees up to your chest.
Speaker 1: Why we can't go on tour? Why can't we go
Speaker 1: on to it? Actually, you know what this tour three
Speaker 1: of us. Nice conversation.
Speaker 3: Hey, I say, I say we start going on tour
Speaker 3: and then we can start like doing business right off
Speaker 3: the ship for s like WrestleMania.
Speaker 4: Sh that's really all we do. We gonna make our
Speaker 4: tour all the way following wrestling. We do our show,
Speaker 4: We do our show that morning, go to wrestling that night.
Speaker 1: We can sell out the local pub.
Speaker 4: Got can we at least get a conveniency?
Speaker 1: Convenience? Bro, we got we gotta pack a hundred people
Speaker 1: in the bar. Then we gotta move up. We can
Speaker 1: do a hundred people in the bar. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: We can just do bar to me and me talked
Speaker 4: about sex. You crack jokes. I play Devil's advocate. You
Speaker 4: got you got beef with you. We ain't got no
Speaker 4: beef with me. I understand his flight and struggle. I
Speaker 4: watched all five seasons of his show, A Big low
Speaker 4: Key works Christ.
Speaker 3: To feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Local Loki before or after.
Speaker 3: I feel if I feel like if I go to Hell,
Speaker 3: I would be bro right hand man, because I'll be
Speaker 3: like Bro because yep, because at this point, I feel like, Bro,
Speaker 3: you have no I want you to take a look
Speaker 3: around here and think how many people are probably here
Speaker 3: and I had something.
Speaker 1: To do with.
Speaker 3: I brought but I brought asses and put them in
Speaker 3: these seats niggas.
Speaker 4: So yeah, until you do, if you in the hell,
Speaker 4: you're just gonna be on the Haill Wall of fame.
Speaker 1: Mill one million subscribers accounting.
Speaker 3: Ye, yep, I mean in the comments are hostul be awkward.
Speaker 1: And ship and what if?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 1: Like Facebook?
Speaker 3: Bro, say, did you want a position to corporate?
Speaker 1: I want what corporate? Hell be like corporate? I think
Speaker 1: it'll be like Google.
Speaker 2: You just never really find the answer. That's that's all
Speaker 2: Google really is. You asked one question and it leads
Speaker 2: you to somewhere else. That's gonna give you something else
Speaker 2: that leads you somewhere else.
Speaker 4: Hell to me, never get a straight ass, but everything
Speaker 4: is comfortable and.
Speaker 3: Colorful, fact incorporating AI.
Speaker 2: Now something to make you feel like you got the answer,
Speaker 2: Like like you get a YouTube video, then that YouTube
Speaker 2: video don't even be helpful, but you felt like.
Speaker 4: So the YouTube video is somebody else's work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. Okay, you sound like hell to me.
Speaker 1: Everybody got iPhones. They're just passing the hell is. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like inconvenience when you call a cause.
Speaker 3: I know I'm not for sure my only fans of
Speaker 3: scarb is going.
Speaker 4: So it's Hell the complaint department for Heaven's call center.
Speaker 1: Possibility mm hmm.
Speaker 3: No, because we don't give a funk what they want.
Speaker 1: You don't give you a right. But I'm saying it's
Speaker 1: the complaint department.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, like they.
Speaker 2: Take the complaints, Heaven take the prayers. Nothing think gets answered.
Speaker 2: But they got a sight. They gotta filter ound where
Speaker 2: it goes.
Speaker 1: They don't got ship to do with it. Press to perspective.
Speaker 3: I feel like if we were in charge of the
Speaker 3: call center and Hell, it would be like Popeye's customer circus.
Speaker 1: No, it would be Popeye's or waffle House. They ain't
Speaker 1: ever gotten. No, waffle House is more valid. Waffle House.
Speaker 1: If you pull up, you definitely get beat the fuck
Speaker 1: up a little around, you know what.
Speaker 4: And like they love to see Clyde up and beg
Speaker 4: the Clyde. They'll throw his hands That day, she looked
Speaker 4: like she could throw a bitch over her counter with ease.
Speaker 1: I just wanted my pancakes and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: see no big white bitch fight.
Speaker 2: You would go see, Well, that wouldn't have been a
Speaker 2: fight out had been more like a tussle.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't even a tussle. Bro I think she would
Speaker 4: do that bit clean out the window.
Speaker 1: And that waffle house was small to it it looked
Speaker 1: like all of them are small.
Speaker 3: I still haven't gone to a waffle house ever. You
Speaker 3: ain't real, No, I'm just saying like i'm, I'm I
Speaker 3: just never.
Speaker 1: Chicken got more space than the average waffle house.
Speaker 2: I will say the food is, but like Boa, we
Speaker 2: went to a l them motherfucker in Georgia.
Speaker 1: Their motherfuckers was everywhere like.
Speaker 2: And they and they went to gas station they like
Speaker 2: you can fill up and didn't get a waffle at.
Speaker 4: The same damn times is everywhere just.
Speaker 1: Like gas station.
Speaker 3: We went to this chicken spot of mother clucking chicken
Speaker 3: and uh Illinois and they connected to the gas stations.
Speaker 3: But they are so so so good I knows be
Speaker 3: acting like they're too good for it was.
Speaker 1: Like does he have hr? Do you think anybody listens.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean God wanted to be some kind of posi,
Speaker 4: you know what, because working at corporate in Hell, you
Speaker 4: could be ushering people to their punishment. Because thank god
Speaker 4: TikTok is back, you know since for those who didn't
Speaker 4: realize why we were gone, TikTok left for like thirteen hours.
Speaker 4: But there's a few there's a few channels on TikTok
Speaker 4: where they pretend to be people who work in Hell.
Speaker 1: I think the real bad was taking that shit out
Speaker 1: of the app store. That's why I didn't delete mine, so.
Speaker 4: Because they didn't think it was coming back, so you
Speaker 4: gotta use the web browser version.
Speaker 1: So I didn't delete mine.
Speaker 4: But this is when Android becomes superior because guess what,
Speaker 4: they took it out the market. The sideloaded that ship
Speaker 4: back on there. I learned from Flappy Birds APK.
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't delete it because I just
Speaker 1: didn't feel like delete it like everybody Instagram. I want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's funny because I actually I just learned
Speaker 3: how to make tiktoks like days before they shut it down.
Speaker 3: I just figured out how to like put the ship
Speaker 3: together and cap cut with like the green screen and
Speaker 3: ship and it's still gone. They ain't brought that. I
Speaker 3: just tried it earlier.
Speaker 4: Mm hm my cap cut back. I just made a
Speaker 4: video the other day. But yeah, niggas was crashing out
Speaker 4: on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just tried, well that was yesterday.
Speaker 3: I haven't tried that was yesterday in my life.
Speaker 1: They was crashing out chicken.
Speaker 3: Cause it's like I was trying to do ship in TikTok.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck, like the green screen,
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't get the you know, and I was like,
Speaker 3: where do how do I overlay that ship? Where you
Speaker 3: find the pictures to go over you know, like the
Speaker 3: little videos and all that shit.
Speaker 1: And then after I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Cap cut has the templates for the moving parts, and
Speaker 3: then you could just because that's what I was trying
Speaker 3: to figure out how to do. I thought that you
Speaker 3: had to find, you know, the video for whatever you
Speaker 3: wanted to use for the top part and somehow trim
Speaker 3: that and like, but now that I know, like you're
Speaker 3: just going straight to cap cut and find whatever you're
Speaker 3: looking for and then you put whatever you want in
Speaker 3: the background of that.
Speaker 1: Oh man.
Speaker 3: So I've been making like gambling tiktoks and ship.
Speaker 1: What are you making gambling tutorials? Are you just showing
Speaker 1: my life as a gambler? No, you use that song.
Speaker 1: You got to know when to hold him, know when
Speaker 1: to fold him in the background. So like.
Speaker 3: So, like one of the ones I did was with
Speaker 3: k from Men in Black when he was walking away
Speaker 3: and Jay was asking, he was like is it worth it?
Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, it's worth it, And then
Speaker 3: he keep walking. He's like turn around and he's like,
Speaker 3: if it's strong enough, And I made it. So I
Speaker 3: made a gambling TikTok with that, like with him walking
Speaker 3: into like on the casino floor, because when you get
Speaker 3: free play.
Speaker 1: Exactly, but that was the.
Speaker 3: Point of the TikTok to say, if you want to
Speaker 3: go in here because you got free play, are you
Speaker 3: just gonna spindish free play and get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of here? Or you go you know whatever. And it's like,
Speaker 3: all right, do I want to make this trip? Like
Speaker 3: right now? I got like, uh think, I got like
Speaker 3: seventy five dollars or something like that and free play
Speaker 3: at Poto. But it's like, is it worth the trip? Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're strong enough, if after that free play going
Speaker 3: and you ain't want nothing. You can get your ass
Speaker 3: out of here. Otherwise you go go down here because
Speaker 3: that's the way to get you in the door. And
Speaker 3: all of a sudden you go into the atm three
Speaker 3: times in the night because you're trying to get your
Speaker 3: fucking money back.
Speaker 4: You know, many times under seen people at the job
Speaker 4: ask for cash and said because they down on them
Speaker 4: of the casino boats gambling their life away.
Speaker 1: No, I don't you going and jumping the alligator.
Speaker 3: Infested water going down in the bayou in.
Speaker 1: The banks of the Mississippi.
Speaker 3: Don't ahead, because that's when when we used to up
Speaker 3: to Louisiana every year. That's what uh, that's what all
Speaker 3: the elders always did, like so my mom, aunts, uncles, pops,
Speaker 3: my grandparents and ship got damn uh riverboats and ship
Speaker 3: from casino boats.
Speaker 4: That's what be stuck on the boat and the only thing
Speaker 4: you got to do with eat and gamble mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Heaven to me because they had plenty of activities on
Speaker 3: carnival ship. You know, I was always at in the casino.
Speaker 1: But that's carnival. They hold. Purpose is to keep you busy.
Speaker 3: No, but that's what I'm That's what I'm saying what
Speaker 3: you said wouldn't be fucked up to me because as
Speaker 3: much ship as they had on the ship, that's all
Speaker 3: I did anyway. And when I didn't, I want to
Speaker 3: go play bingo bingo, then they had like dealer no
Speaker 3: deal and ship like that like that. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 3: we need a family cruise. Y'all need to quit uh
Speaker 3: being cheap and ship let's go cheap.
Speaker 1: I just had jobs to be like, no, nigga, you
Speaker 1: can't go. You too important.
Speaker 3: So well, I mean, I don't got to do a
Speaker 3: long gas cruise like we doing what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it do it, big.
Speaker 3: Bro, even out of my peripheral. I never want to
Speaker 3: see that ship ever again. Like I didn't even get
Speaker 3: like the full eye full, and it pissed me off.
Speaker 1: I don't call me when your niece need some diapers
Speaker 1: like it, just say why the fun would I call you.
Speaker 4: I gotta get used to saying that again because the
Speaker 4: mother too. Don't be ship no more.
Speaker 3: No, because that ship just looks like if booty was
Speaker 3: itchy and.
Speaker 1: My lower half didn't even move. That's nasty fat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, I had an amazing time and and I got nothing.
Speaker 3: Black Camp cruisers and ship.
Speaker 4: But I tell you what.
Speaker 3: Them comp cruisers that I have for Australia will fucking
Speaker 3: stay there. I don't give a fuck how free it is.
Speaker 3: I told you I will never step footing on this.
Speaker 1: It's a certain part of Australia you have to stay.
Speaker 1: It's like Mexico. You stay.
Speaker 4: If you stay in the part of Mexico where they
Speaker 4: say this is where you at, you find it be
Speaker 4: the wandering white people.
Speaker 3: I'm on the boat right. You think ship can't climb
Speaker 3: on the boat when we dock, I eat crap, bro.
Speaker 3: They have spiders that are fucking Have.
Speaker 1: You seen spiders in Australia. I give her that.
Speaker 3: They got fucking them big ass lizards and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, murder deer.
Speaker 4: Australia has a whole island that has nothing but poisonous snakes.
Speaker 1: It's a whole, that's the whole.
Speaker 3: That's my point. You like you're gonna be on the boat, nigga,
Speaker 3: shit can get on the fucking boat. I don't want
Speaker 3: to be sitting here. And and Australia is one of
Speaker 3: those places where they say you gotta look before you
Speaker 3: sit down on the toilet because snakes will come up
Speaker 3: through the toilet. I'm not going, bro, I was shitting
Speaker 3: the bucket and just pour it down because I'm not
Speaker 3: sitting down bro at this point.
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. I am all right.
Speaker 4: You gotta wake up every day paranoid, like why would
Speaker 4: anybody want to live there? Right?
Speaker 3: And that's what I'm saying, like, and I mean even
Speaker 3: in places like Arizona and shit, motherfuckers, wake up and
Speaker 3: peel the cover back in this motherfucking scorpion in the bed.
Speaker 1: Wisconsin, right. That was That's what That was my point
Speaker 1: on Rabbi posts.
Speaker 3: I was like, look, some of us do actually hate
Speaker 3: it here, but it's the safe option, all right, because
Speaker 3: we don't have to worry about our house turning into
Speaker 3: a fucking submarine. We don't got to worry about the
Speaker 3: earth fucking Harlem shaking whenever fucking feel like it. We
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about mother nature turning into a
Speaker 3: motherfucking pyromaniac. We don't got to worry about all them
Speaker 3: critics and ship that can fuck your entire life up.
Speaker 1: It's just cold and it kills most of them.
Speaker 3: We got cold weather and racist oh that's Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Not forget about them. And I don't encounter many racist people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they just keep it to themselves. Please do racist
Speaker 1: people out there continue to live life like that? Keep
Speaker 1: your inner.
Speaker 3: I feel like for the most part, because Milwaukee is
Speaker 3: very segregated, right, very most segregated city in the world, Like,
Speaker 3: you know, we are very segregated, and I feel like
Speaker 3: racists are racist where it's safe to be racist here,
Speaker 3: it's very rare that you will see a racist that
Speaker 3: is confident enough to try us on this side of town. Now,
Speaker 3: if you and they neck of the woods, like literally,
Speaker 3: then it's a little different because I was worried when
Speaker 3: the bitch was doing Amazon Flex. You know, I'm pulling
Speaker 3: up and I'm like, bro, this is given. You know,
Speaker 3: ain't no offenses here at campaign, Well.
Speaker 1: We have the gunline, talk about the gun line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like and those motherfuckers, it's like you
Speaker 3: got one house, you know, every fucking six thousand kilometers
Speaker 3: and shit like yeah, and it's like so it's nobody
Speaker 3: can hear you scream?
Speaker 1: Is is their house? Wo?
Speaker 2: Maybe fue hundred feet maybe another house more fucking would Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's nice and peaceful out there, but it's
Speaker 1: fucking scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's like because they I mean, they
Speaker 3: ain't gotta worry about you know, nobody who either don't
Speaker 3: already know they dogs or just randomly fucking walking by.
Speaker 3: So it's like they just let their ship just run
Speaker 3: all around, and it's like broke. You know, you got
Speaker 3: this motherfucking text message that said your package is out
Speaker 3: for delivery. Why the fuck is this great Dane in
Speaker 3: the yard?
Speaker 1: Fuck you in the yard because I'm supposed to be here.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's how he that's how Great Dame felt like, Look,
Speaker 4: you don't smell.
Speaker 1: Like the people.
Speaker 3: It ain't It ain't the dog responsibility to have common
Speaker 3: sense to say, hey, I got a delivery coming.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should put this canine in the house. Maybe
Speaker 1: you should teach your dog.
Speaker 4: Maybe you should teach your dog to fetch the teach
Speaker 4: your dog how to squabble.
Speaker 1: No, wow, because do you say you never watched No Fall? No,
Speaker 1: but I know that I know that all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's hilarious. Miki.
Speaker 3: You said for cruises, three to five day ones are
Speaker 3: the best. Seven days was tough? What was tough about it?
Speaker 3: We're doing ours would be an eight day going to
Speaker 3: Aruba curls out and grand hurt got.
Speaker 4: After because we did Vegas for seven days, and after
Speaker 4: about day five, I was, yeah, we did the whole week.
Speaker 1: We left on Thursday, came back on Thursday.
Speaker 3: I don't see how you ran out of stuff to do,
Speaker 3: because I feel like.
Speaker 1: I remember the kids came to.
Speaker 4: So after a while, it was like everybody had to
Speaker 4: go do this, like nigga, these your kids, go do
Speaker 4: something with them, Like shit, can't take the kids to
Speaker 4: the whole house. Why wouldn't you You're in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Mode. Divine was on tour.
Speaker 4: And I went to go see a del Win Win.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I missed Wu Tang by like two hours.
Speaker 3: I got my choice between like free luxury sweet tickets
Speaker 3: for a thing like Mary day Blige, Tyler to Create Creator,
Speaker 3: UFC three thirteen, couple of things, but everything is like.
Speaker 1: Picked, definitely picked that UFC.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they ain't email me back yet. I'm like, hello,
Speaker 3: I reached out to you, motherfuckers before tickets even went
Speaker 3: on sale. Why ain't heard nothing back yet? Because if
Speaker 3: y'all talking about, oh, we're sorry, no more of those
Speaker 3: packages is left, be pissed off.
Speaker 1: Say that too. You celebrate three holidays and one day.
Speaker 1: How do you get to celebrate three holidays? Do have
Speaker 1: anything to do with four twenty so four twenty Eastern
Speaker 1: and his WrestleMania Sunday. I knew it. You talk about
Speaker 1: you talk about a holy fucking trifecta. I'll be fucking
Speaker 1: blitzed out of my mind.
Speaker 3: Being on that motherfucker felt long.
Speaker 1: By day five. I was ready to get home.
Speaker 3: In the last two days where I see trying to
Speaker 3: get us back, Yeah, seeing me, I'm I am. I'm
Speaker 3: really big on water. Like water calms me, Like I
Speaker 3: can just sit and watch water all day long.
Speaker 4: It does. That's the option now, so you can change
Speaker 4: the font and I guess because I switched to my
Speaker 4: phone to control the comments.
Speaker 1: It went with whatever was set for my phone.
Speaker 3: Got it and but we'll see how it goes. It's
Speaker 3: I'm not worried about the eight days. I'm worried about
Speaker 3: the eight days with my kids because it's like, Bro,
Speaker 3: you ain't got no job. I got money to spend.
Speaker 1: What about you? And as a minor you taking beans?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I had asked questions before that part came up.
Speaker 3: Look, we ain't getting on ship that don't move on
Speaker 3: the ground. If it ain't a car or trained.
Speaker 1: She ain't fucking with it to California. You got that's
Speaker 1: something you have to mentally be prepared for. But on
Speaker 1: that one, I mean, it depends.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people like the scenery and the relaxation,
Speaker 3: especially like if you get like a sleeper car or something.
Speaker 1: She didn't, but.
Speaker 3: She said, I don't like that fun go back, he said.
Speaker 3: We were on the Carnival Jubilee and that boat was beautiful,
Speaker 3: and direction Jubilee is out of Texas, ain't it. And
Speaker 3: Jubilee out of Texas. We'll be on a Marty gro.
Speaker 4: Jubilation. Yeah, she's Asian America. Americans still live in Texas.
Speaker 1: Many Roxanne for no, yes, but no, but yes Mexican.
Speaker 1: But she kind of got that agent Twain two B.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. But don't do that, though town, don't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: It's bad and it's bad enough. We have a Filipino
Speaker 4: pretending to be Latino. We had a whole Samoan pretending
Speaker 4: to be Japanese.
Speaker 3: Right, so just keep up with look, keep up with
Speaker 3: tradition at this point.
Speaker 1: Right, can we start? Yes, they did as they did.
Speaker 3: I thought so because I like the way that Jubilee look.
Speaker 3: But I really didn't want to leave out of uh,
Speaker 3: out of Texas, because Texas is too strict like me,
Speaker 3: because I like my gambling. I have drinks on US.
Speaker 3: I have drinks on US package included, and all my
Speaker 3: cruises for free. And when you leave out of Texas,
Speaker 3: I think it takes like a day, like you got
Speaker 3: to be so far out in the seas. I think
Speaker 3: like that first day, your drinks on US package don't work.
Speaker 3: So that means that even though I give free drinks,
Speaker 3: that first day, I would have to pay for all
Speaker 3: of my fucking drinks, which it beats the purpose of
Speaker 3: me having free drinks. That's why I don't want to leave.
Speaker 1: Out to Texas. Nope, nope.
Speaker 3: And Texas is always whenever I see people getting shit confiscated, like,
Speaker 3: it's always Texas, Like they really be thorough thoroughly going
Speaker 3: through your ship.
Speaker 1: All right, So when is this trip the one that
Speaker 1: we're going on that's June? Oh okay, so my niece
Speaker 1: to be here by there? Man, Oh, yeah, you're getting
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 4: Answer. Oh the baby, the baby will be here before Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, let me tell you I think she more
Speaker 1: likely than make an aquarius.
Speaker 3: I rather leave by the Texas than Miami. We didn't
Speaker 3: leave out of Miami. We left out of pork and
Speaker 3: a bro. Oh first five hours, Okay, that ain't as bad.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because that first five hours I can
Speaker 3: find something to do, like go to the Spin and
Speaker 3: get a massage and go to the steakhouse or something.
Speaker 3: So yeah, dang'g too bad. I just I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is the point? Because I think New
Speaker 3: York may be like that too, It's not just Texas
Speaker 3: or somewhere else. But yeah, if I got three drinks,
Speaker 3: I want to have my free drinks. I'm not going
Speaker 3: in my pocket for ship. Let me go ahead and
Speaker 3: oh you know.
Speaker 5: What, So.
Speaker 1: I had a dream it was also inauguration backs. Disrespectful bro.
Speaker 1: This nigga.
Speaker 3: Like getting sworn in on m l KD. It pissed
Speaker 3: me off.
Speaker 1: The bad or was that they probably kind of pre
Speaker 1: planted that for for Harris was just playing like talk about.
Speaker 3: But cars change, yeah, dog, Like as soon as that
Speaker 3: nigga got in, he was like yeah, like he started
Speaker 3: revoking ship from like you know, from like that Biden
Speaker 3: has signed off on like asap. It seemed like anything
Speaker 3: that had anything to do with backing up black brown minorities. Obviously,
Speaker 3: you know he don't give a fuck about you know,
Speaker 3: transgenders and uh the community. But oh, I ain't watched
Speaker 3: that ship at all.
Speaker 1: I was watched that.
Speaker 4: I watched the recap on TikTok.
Speaker 3: I didn't even watch that. I ain't watched it to
Speaker 3: do with it, bitch, won't get my views at all.
Speaker 1: What I mean, like when other people do it. No, no,
Speaker 1: but that really just.
Speaker 3: It just it pissed me off all over again because
Speaker 3: it's seeing how ignorant people were about like the election,
Speaker 3: and it's like even not voting, was voting. And I
Speaker 3: think a lot of people they don't understand when we
Speaker 3: say that. And it's like, bro, if all of us
Speaker 3: is in this room right, actually, you know what, we're
Speaker 3: gonna sprinkle a couple more in here because with us
Speaker 3: do it's just we we can't have the typebreak. So
Speaker 3: just say you got f me at this table, right,
Speaker 3: So we got you know, the mother two niggas here
Speaker 3: at the time, and we say, you know what, we
Speaker 3: are going to take a vote and see if we're
Speaker 3: going to the dells or if we're going on a cruise,
Speaker 3: whatever has the most votes, that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: Tone just decides, you know what, I just I ain't,
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna vote, and Mall being Mall because you know,
Speaker 3: he always being a prissy little pussy. He decided that,
Speaker 3: you know, he ain't gonna vote. So now it's just
Speaker 3: down to me, you and Mante. And at this point,
Speaker 3: me and you like, all right, we want to do
Speaker 3: the cruise. Monte says he wants to do the deal. Now,
Speaker 3: had they voted, they could have swung it either way.
Speaker 3: But because they just decided not to participate, well, now
Speaker 3: we're going on a cruise, by the fuck, that's how voting.
Speaker 3: So when y'all decided that y'all didn't want to vote
Speaker 3: with me and I don't want to vote for either
Speaker 3: one of them, y'all got Trump back in office.
Speaker 2: Because at this point, picking a president is not to me,
Speaker 2: it's not based on like who's got the best politics,
Speaker 2: saying who's going to do the best for a country.
Speaker 2: This shit looked like a popularity contest because it is,
Speaker 2: and like, don't none of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like the people that are running for the presidency.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't give a fuck about the country.
Speaker 3: If you look at the ship that he was overturning
Speaker 3: that Biden has signed off on like he is, he's
Speaker 3: already going against the policies to strengthen Medicaid, to reverse
Speaker 3: making prescriptions more affordable, for discrimination against us. He reversed
Speaker 3: that shit, Like, but that's what I'm saying, like people
Speaker 3: are only looking at Oh well, man, ain't nobody gonna
Speaker 3: make nothing cheaper anybody like, Bro, It's deeper than that.
Speaker 3: And he like, oh, y'all, y'all want diversity, equity and inclusion. Yeah,
Speaker 3: scrapped his entirety department. Y'all ain't got no jobs, no
Speaker 3: more like dogs, a fucking tyrant.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm changing the golf of Mexica to the golf
Speaker 1: of America. I don't even know you could do shit
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Bro, y'all know this nigga got Canada threatening to cut
Speaker 3: our power off. Like what they're like, Oh, you've bitches
Speaker 3: on a border, say leus so Wisconsin go dark.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: I was like, TikTok back, let me look at some tips.
Speaker 3: So apparently, if you put a tin on your bed
Speaker 3: and put some blankets over the top. It's like insulated,
Speaker 3: so even if the room is cold, it's still like
Speaker 3: eighty degrees in the tent.
Speaker 1: So yeah, as long as Wisconsin go dark.
Speaker 3: Yes, it really is like a funk around and find
Speaker 3: out kind of thing because a lot of people voted
Speaker 3: for policies that went against them. Perfect example, Caitlyn Jenner
Speaker 3: is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen. I mean,
Speaker 3: this mother, this motherfucker. No, but this motherfucker, this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: As a you know, as a trans woman, probably not. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 3: is that what it is?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that why shim voted for Trump?
Speaker 3: Well, it can't be that, because the whole No, because
Speaker 3: the whole well, not all trans do that.
Speaker 1: Oh well he got titties, don't he. No, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: but didn't. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: But as a transgender voting for Trump and being excited
Speaker 3: that Trump was in office when his entire campaign is like, fuck, y'all,
Speaker 3: it's crazy And it ain't even just like the roote
Speaker 3: and it's like, bro, you got pictures with this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: You're just promoting them all on your social media, thank god?
Speaker 3: And Trump is you know, blah, blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: and so excited to be a part of this. And
Speaker 3: it's like, bro, he said, it's on the two genders now,
Speaker 3: so technically you don't even see you.
Speaker 1: For being white.
Speaker 5: Bo.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm white first, then I'm gay or then
Speaker 2: I'm transgender. It's just like how when they look at
Speaker 2: black people, it's like, first you black, then we separate,
Speaker 2: we sort out whatever else it is, right, so they
Speaker 2: put that I'm white, so we supported.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump or the people semni Koma. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you ever have any of y'all heard about this
Speaker 3: bitch name?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: I think it's Ali ray on TikTok. She has a
Speaker 3: nick you baby. You're familiar, right, a nick you baby
Speaker 3: neonato intensive care unit. But like the premies and the
Speaker 3: real sick babies, her baby isn't a nicki you know,
Speaker 3: like she's sick, like ventilator, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: This bitch has been making tiktoks, unplugging her baby's machines
Speaker 3: to get the nurses to come in there and bring
Speaker 3: her ship like sandwiches and something to drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's not funny, but what the fuck do
Speaker 1: you read? Yes, like she out here right, like, bitch,
Speaker 1: they got a call like it got a little nurse
Speaker 1: hat on it, like if you the button, you know,
Speaker 1: they come to the room, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, she unplugged her baby.
Speaker 1: Frantic as a bitch, and you're like, yeah, so can
Speaker 1: I get a turkey with.
Speaker 3: Che Mika said, I had a coworker say, as an immigrant,
Speaker 3: I voted for Trump because of his border control, I
Speaker 3: had to come over legally, and so shiate everyone else.
Speaker 3: I'll talk about them kind of people in a minute.
Speaker 3: That's a wild ass way for her to wa Ain't
Speaker 3: none of the nurses seen her tiktoks? Well as of
Speaker 3: now they have. She is being investigated because people alerted
Speaker 3: the hospital CPS authorities. Like so now she is being
Speaker 3: investigated for it, bro Yeah yeah, but and and it
Speaker 3: wasn't just a one time thing, like she plugged the
Speaker 3: baby like she's resetting a fucking PlayStation to get them
Speaker 3: to come in the room to bring her a turkey Sanders,
Speaker 3: And then did it again for like some juice or
Speaker 3: some shit. So she's done it two or three times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and and and my thing is that would have been
Speaker 3: like I would have lost my nursing license behind that
Speaker 3: like that would have been a time where I was
Speaker 3: not able to maintain professionalism and I a jit beat
Speaker 3: the fuck out of somebody at work because you definitely
Speaker 3: not finna play with this baby life because you are
Speaker 3: too lazy of a bitch to get up and get
Speaker 3: a motherfucking juice. Because because the juice or whatever whatever
Speaker 3: beverage it was, the beverage was in the room with her,
Speaker 3: So that wasn't even one of them things where it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: well they gotta, you know, go out and get their breath. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So I definitely I would have whooped her ass. Like
Speaker 3: at this point, I'm just I'm just gonna take off
Speaker 3: this badge because I already know y'all gonna scort me.
Speaker 1: The fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: But the good news for you is you are already
Speaker 3: where you need to be when I'm done with you.
Speaker 3: So you go get the attention you need, and bitch,
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope that somebody unplug you. Next said,
Speaker 3: she's an asthmaticians in the dumb ass world we live in, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's like, bro, mhm, your fucking baby, And it's
Speaker 3: like and then you have to look at like if
Speaker 3: she's doing this kind of ship now, that baby probably
Speaker 3: don't stand a chance.
Speaker 1: Out of the hospital. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hope that she is charged and that baby like,
Speaker 3: if I want to keep buzzing and ship that, then
Speaker 3: we're not gonna go.
Speaker 1: I hope she is charged and.
Speaker 3: Put in jail, and I I hope they found out
Speaker 3: what she in there for.
Speaker 1: What you're in here for? Oh, you was in here
Speaker 1: making fucking videos. So what she gotta do? Gotta give them,
Speaker 1: give them the real like, don't tell them what you did,
Speaker 1: but what the charges were. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Somebody gonna find out, because it's not hard to find
Speaker 3: out where somebody is being housed as an inmate. You
Speaker 3: just looked that ship up. That's usually just public information.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's nothing in me to find out after
Speaker 3: you've been sentenced the most violent bitch in here and
Speaker 3: just send her an anonymous letter and put some money
Speaker 3: on her comment saying we're like, hey, you know this chick,
Speaker 3: you notice what she in there for? And then just
Speaker 3: wait and watch the news for the next couple of
Speaker 3: weeks and see what comes up. I'm like, oh, what
Speaker 3: were you shit? You see what they did the dummer? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have to smack her too. Honestly, NICKI parents
Speaker 3: go through so much. I would have been sympathetic to her,
Speaker 3: but you recording the shit like bitch bye, not even that,
Speaker 3: it's like you're recording it, but you keep doing it.
Speaker 3: And her excuse was she didn't want to get up
Speaker 3: because then the baby would start fussing. Bitch, you are
Speaker 3: unplugging the motherfucking machine that's keeping her a lot. So
Speaker 3: rather than have the baby cry for a couple of seconds,
Speaker 3: but you to grab a sandwich or something to drink. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is holding the baby.
Speaker 10: And just.
Speaker 3: Remember when Pee Wee unplugged Vegas and baby's kids. That's
Speaker 3: what she was doing. Yeah, that's why she was doing it.
Speaker 3: That's why she was So she unplugs it and it
Speaker 3: sends an alert out there, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Absolute.
Speaker 3: So then they come in the room because they're like.
Speaker 1: God, yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Was together a little longest time him play there, so
Speaker 3: she I would have had to put the hands and
Speaker 3: the feat to her. I did not tell you that
Speaker 3: I should work for Tom, but I can't because I
Speaker 3: had a dream right and.
Speaker 1: I'm near.
Speaker 3: But it was crazy because it's like, you know, you
Speaker 3: have dreams where it's like you're in a combination of places.
Speaker 3: It's like places in your life kind.
Speaker 1: Of merge.
Speaker 3: You ever had that, Well, it's kind of or it's
Speaker 3: like to say, you're dreaming, right and you walk out
Speaker 3: this door. Now you're in the studio, but when you
Speaker 3: walk out in that door, it's like your living room
Speaker 3: type shit. So it was like that. So it's like
Speaker 3: we weren't It's Twilight Zone something, nigga. So we are
Speaker 3: basically like in a transitional vacation, I guess because we're
Speaker 3: not on a cruise shiitt like because we're not on
Speaker 3: a cruise ship, but it's like we're getting ready to
Speaker 3: be on a cruise and somehow we was like the
Speaker 3: hallways and ship looked like Marshall right, yeah, all of us,
Speaker 3: but was more important. But Ken is the main character
Speaker 3: in this dream. Yeah, so we go, we go through
Speaker 3: these doors and for some reason, like no, I end
Speaker 3: up laying on this couch to watch TV. And it's
Speaker 3: like it's not one on six in Park, but it's
Speaker 3: like some one on six and Park type ship on TV.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting just like now, and I'm sitting here
Speaker 3: and I'm like on the couch just like you know,
Speaker 3: channel surfing and ship and he come in fucking with me,
Speaker 3: like you know, talking crazy.
Speaker 1: We go back and forth or whatever.
Speaker 9: And.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, like he he had like a
Speaker 3: little muscle flex on me, and I laughed and I
Speaker 3: was like, ooh, I'm really scared. And I called him
Speaker 3: mister pipe buns right because he had dropped down, like
Speaker 3: you know how like when you drop down to get
Speaker 3: your egong no listen, so but he had dropped down,
Speaker 3: so he was like he wasn't like knees to the floor,
Speaker 3: but he was like in that kind of stand. But
Speaker 3: he was still flexing for some reason. And I went
Speaker 3: to poke hiss butt.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Remember how when Patrick but.
Speaker 3: Was clapping, it was like it was so loose and giggly,
Speaker 3: and it started clapping like Patrick and I started laughing
Speaker 3: so hard that I rolled off the couch in my dream, Bro,
Speaker 3: why did I wake up choking? Because I have my
Speaker 3: seapap machine on, And with the seapap it's designed to
Speaker 3: stop you from snoring and shit and to keep your
Speaker 3: airwaves open. So if you open your mouth with the
Speaker 3: seapap mask on, like a bunch of air rushes, so
Speaker 3: it stops you from snoring. But if you're actively laughing
Speaker 3: and your mouth is open, you can't breathe. So I
Speaker 3: literally almost killed myself because I was laughing so hard
Speaker 3: in my dream that I woke myself up laughing out
Speaker 3: of my sleep. Bruh, bruh. I have never in my
Speaker 3: fucking life had no ship like that. Like when I
Speaker 3: tell you I woke up and I had tears. I
Speaker 3: was like, I ain't never had no ship where I
Speaker 3: literally woke up out of my sleep laughing. But the
Speaker 3: way his booty was moving had me crying. And he
Speaker 3: kept telling me not to tell, but I was like, right, no,
Speaker 3: So I think he squat ain't got that because like
Speaker 3: I said, like I was laying on the side, on
Speaker 3: my side on the couch, and I think he got
Speaker 3: down low because I was on the Couchsious, It wasn't that.
Speaker 1: I think he's a fruitcake.
Speaker 3: Bro just had buns and they was just.
Speaker 1: Clapping and I was laughing so hard because.
Speaker 3: Why is your booty Like it was like bbl booty.
Speaker 1: I was like wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I've been holding that all week because even
Speaker 3: my mama thought something was wrong because, like I said,
Speaker 3: like when your your seapad mask is on all the
Speaker 3: airs rushing. I'm sorry, bro, I feel so much better
Speaker 3: getting that off much is no, bro, because I was
Speaker 3: laughing hard as fuck to the point where I woke
Speaker 3: up up and I couldn't I couldn't even go back
Speaker 3: to sleep because every time I closed my eyes off
Speaker 3: and see his booty moving again and start laughing again.
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: About sexuality, even just as Booms was moving.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Never, what's up?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: Why do you think this about people?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I mean well, speaking of okay, now you have a
Speaker 3: ring camera. You were in the hood, but the ring
Speaker 3: camera you never know what you can see on the
Speaker 3: ring camera when you went the hood.
Speaker 1: I don't have to see it. I just like to
Speaker 1: go in and read the like the neighborhood notification.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you niggas was still in law frontage
Speaker 2: and I'm like, bro, we live in the middle of
Speaker 2: the fucking Get up.
Speaker 1: Why do you have law furntage?
Speaker 3: You're never who's gotta lord.
Speaker 1: Dog yard next door? Where the dogs were running around
Speaker 1: it M that's the.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: So what would y'all think?
Speaker 3: Like, you know, you get a ring notification, it tells
Speaker 3: you that you know someone is at your front door,
Speaker 3: and this is what you open up your app to.
Speaker 3: Ah should.
Speaker 1: So walking up sounds like what what is this? No, so.
Speaker 3: You got on a purse and what looks like.
Speaker 11: Like is that a.
Speaker 1: You got a shy steel bro? Yes, you got a
Speaker 1: shy steal with.
Speaker 3: No bottoms because he shh and you can hear the crunchiness.
Speaker 1: Bro, you walking on snow. It's called the funk outside
Speaker 1: what I really really, really, I don't know. He didn't
Speaker 1: even get.
Speaker 3: Probably confused and ter you said, Bro, it's buddy naked
Speaker 3: in the code? Yes, oh, he said, so he can't
Speaker 3: have long furnitures with h don't keep.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a yard and a wal
Speaker 1: you just sit long ass patio chairs like your fucking
Speaker 1: front porch, you probably should just like get a requiner
Speaker 1: like that. That's absolutely positively wow, apparently just trying to
Speaker 1: jump from that be out here on people ring cam naked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wasn't you in like a hotel or apartment building? So
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: One of the people who strongly advocate for busting people
Speaker 3: in the mouth because I feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: people in the social media era have not gotten a
Speaker 3: chance to get busting their ship. And I say that
Speaker 3: because a lot of people now are comfortable saying things
Speaker 3: that they would never say to anybody if they were
Speaker 3: not protected by a digital barrier. They are not, and
Speaker 3: we will see an example of that right this moment.
Speaker 9: So what are you talking about? A goal out every day?
Speaker 9: And now you're oh m hmmm, this went outside.
Speaker 5: This tent out, Johnny, You're.
Speaker 1: What the fuck did she do.
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 1: It's is gonna go to jail.
Speaker 3: And she's gonna walk on glass.
Speaker 9: Oh, it's so laugh it's so laugh.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: She beat her into a new person because that don't
Speaker 3: even look like a bitch and started the video.
Speaker 1: The police never get her fast enough, Bro, Like you
Speaker 1: call the police to my house, then you come and
Speaker 1: break my breaking my house.
Speaker 5: I I don't get my phone call.
Speaker 1: They that was just circling the block. Oh sad this time?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm oh god, nigga, I'm selling charges pitch.
Speaker 3: Then we're going to car.
Speaker 1: Hm. So the cops one only when we spent the block.
Speaker 1: So just imagine.
Speaker 3: Just before now, what if she timed it that way,
Speaker 3: like you know what, I've seen him patrolling. I know
Speaker 3: it's gonna take them a minute to you know, circle
Speaker 3: all the way around, especially because I saw them young
Speaker 3: niggas outside smoking weeds, so they probably finna go fuck
Speaker 3: with them for a little bit. Because she was out
Speaker 3: there screaming bloody murder.
Speaker 1: She definitely committed a good that's that's at least three
Speaker 1: felonies on camera.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, he said, she going to jail. Kuzzo shot me
Speaker 3: line up, Tell about some look like something MEMI used
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: I was there a that that that's definitely some ship.
Speaker 1: I can see you again now I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you got enough strength to kick the dough
Speaker 1: in like that. I've never tried, because she.
Speaker 2: Got that motherfucker opened and three good horse kicks. She
Speaker 2: kicked out motherfucker like she was looking for guns and drugs.
Speaker 3: And Bro said, that is a definition to show up
Speaker 3: and show out. She show up drugs.
Speaker 2: Like when you realize, damn, whoever you was bad mouthed
Speaker 2: and the comments was at your.
Speaker 1: Why was the first thing you thought about? What's to
Speaker 1: go in the hot? Why not armed yourself? I don't
Speaker 1: know if she come here and bull rushing like that,
Speaker 1: if you got a knife on, I just don't know.
Speaker 3: Like, and here's my thing. You went to the door
Speaker 3: to confirm that that's what it was. That she was
Speaker 3: breaking in and nothing said. You know what, survival instincts
Speaker 3: kick in. You didn't go to the kitchen, which is
Speaker 3: what most people do. You didn't go grab an iron
Speaker 3: bro like that bitch would have had at Remember that
Speaker 3: nigga mar from home alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you not.
Speaker 3: Broke Kevin from home alone had better defense.
Speaker 2: If you not about this action and you don't want
Speaker 2: to fight, why would you not go and put some
Speaker 2: shoes and a jacket and hail your ass.
Speaker 1: Out the back door jumping.
Speaker 3: This is why I said that, I'm honestly for it.
Speaker 3: Like when people are talking ship and feel like they
Speaker 3: can't be touched because they're safe on the internet. It's
Speaker 3: people like her, we go call her kick do keisha.
Speaker 3: It's people like her that restore my faith in humanity.
Speaker 3: Just say no, bitch, you've been campaigning for this ass whooping.
Speaker 3: You just gotta let her why you live? She said
Speaker 3: that though, like you think, I don't know the fuck
Speaker 3: you because from what I'm I didn't get the full story.
Speaker 1: I've been tired.
Speaker 3: I wasn't really digging. But somebody said apparently like they
Speaker 3: were friends at some point, so you and you know
Speaker 3: what type of time she because you know your homegirls, that'd.
Speaker 1: Be crazy, Like, bro, you know the type of time
Speaker 1: and this is what you want to do, you know.
Speaker 3: But I mean that's also not a guarantee because I've
Speaker 3: had situations. Look at Ironeda. Ironeda was used to be
Speaker 3: in the bitch who was on line? You always talking
Speaker 3: crazy on the internet. Anybody punched you in the mouth.
Speaker 3: Yet so when people saw that it was me, that
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I got some info for you, and
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 2: Difference if it ain't nobody telling you my whereabouts, I
Speaker 2: can different guys and duck you through the city.
Speaker 1: You my home, you know me, you know where I lived.
Speaker 1: You knew this wasn't even a fight out the gate.
Speaker 3: No, you know, I'm not going You know what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is I don't know if that was I didn't
Speaker 3: dive deep enough to know if they were really friends.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, in my situation, it could have even
Speaker 3: been like that. Motherfuckers all this bitch obvious. You know
Speaker 3: you can find this bit such and such just where
Speaker 3: she live at. Well, you know she could motherfucker her
Speaker 3: baby daddy, new girlfriend, all this bitch always talking shit. Hey,
Speaker 3: you know you can go to her house and she
Speaker 3: here like you never know because because Ironita wasn't expecting that,
Speaker 3: she wasn't expecting me to show up at her crib
Speaker 3: and I did. She wasn't expected me to show up
Speaker 3: at her job and I did because you thene pissed
Speaker 3: off so many people in this city that they can't
Speaker 3: wait to see me put hands on you, so they
Speaker 3: giving up info that I don't even have to ask
Speaker 3: for your whereabouts is literally just dropping in my inbox,
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're gonna have to catch his.
Speaker 2: Ass for going out to sea because it's too many
Speaker 2: variables for me to just show a bun your house.
Speaker 1: What if sortie with a blitch.
Speaker 2: Of roofy ass on camera could have I mean her
Speaker 2: roof as won't prepared. But that don't mean the next
Speaker 2: door you kick in, you gonna kick you in and
Speaker 2: shot donna come back.
Speaker 3: Oh no, See, Minam was more strategic than that. She
Speaker 3: didn't know I was out side at the time, just
Speaker 3: like she just like when she didn't know that I
Speaker 3: was coming up to her job. I gave her fair warning.
Speaker 3: I said, you talk too much shit. Not to stay ready.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not gonna call out your name. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna tap you on your shoulder. I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: do nothing. Walk up, and I'm gonna hit you in
Speaker 3: your ship. That's exactly what the fuck I did. You
Speaker 3: were warned ahead of time, because that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's all she talked about doing. Anyway, I pop bitches,
Speaker 3: I do this, I do that. I said, well, you
Speaker 3: better keep it glued to your hand because I'm not
Speaker 3: giving you a chance to use ship.
Speaker 1: And I meant that, And what happened.
Speaker 3: I traumatized Portman's dabby, beating that bitch down on them
Speaker 3: wooden stairs. Bro said her defense was hollering.
Speaker 1: You're talking about wasn't nobody outside that day? Wasn't nobody outside.
Speaker 3: Facts kick their kisha for show like Savannah back in
Speaker 3: the day, cruising for a bruising a Savannah had that
Speaker 3: shit coming, Bro. And technically Savannah I didn't do nothing
Speaker 3: wrong because she was on a public bus stop. Yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck that bitch, dead bird. If her mama swallowed, she
Speaker 3: wouldn't got beat the fuck up she.
Speaker 1: Was supposed to celebrate her life. Was like.
Speaker 3: No, BRO said, I better motherfucker wasn't go kick the
Speaker 3: doing on nineteen no, and we gave him the opportunity to.
Speaker 3: So we basically used to have like neighborhood beats, right
Speaker 3: and me I was always like the first to rush out,
Speaker 3: and my mom was like, she grabbed my shirt. She said,
Speaker 3: she said that front door open, and she made an announcement.
Speaker 3: She said, baddest one walk through that front door. That
Speaker 3: front door never opened. But yeah, I can't imagine you
Speaker 3: running in my shit and just and leave and.
Speaker 1: Living to tell about it. That's what's crazy, like living
Speaker 1: to tell the story of you coming out victorious as
Speaker 1: you to kick my motherfucker Dorian He no, nah, not
Speaker 1: on this planet.
Speaker 3: And you know, And and it's funny because it's me
Speaker 3: saying it and knowing the shit that I've done the bitches,
Speaker 3: and then it'll be like, nah, bro, that couldn't be mean.
Speaker 1: Then it's like, bro, I victimized so many people.
Speaker 3: I'm honestly, I'm surprised that I made it to forty
Speaker 3: to sit here and do this podcast and talk to y'all.
Speaker 3: Because the bitches had fucking concealed and carriers back then
Speaker 3: like they do now.
Speaker 1: Somebody would have been put one in my ass a
Speaker 1: long time ago.
Speaker 2: They kick your door, man beat you up on camera.
Speaker 2: But the end and of and she had a good
Speaker 2: amount of viewers. Ain't that motherfucker? She was dragging you
Speaker 2: out your motherfucking house.
Speaker 1: It was at least fifty people watching SPELSA ain't no big,
Speaker 1: ain't no story to tell. Cause what I'm saying, bro,
Speaker 1: like what you mean? Only only conversation you haven't is
Speaker 1: with the niggas at the upper room.
Speaker 3: A bro said, not only get the door in, but
Speaker 3: escorted her outside.
Speaker 2: Physical big, Now only did she drag you out your
Speaker 2: front door, she broke your She broke your glass door.
Speaker 1: So now she's dragging you through this broken glass target
Speaker 1: with the right it's a real life hardcore match and
Speaker 1: all you got is screened and she's.
Speaker 3: Bro, you've got like you got destruction of property. It
Speaker 3: might it might be criminal damaged property at this point, breaking,
Speaker 3: breaking the entering, definitely assault.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's probably a good four felonies on that Facebook. Bitch.
Speaker 3: You should have pressed the door lock to give you
Speaker 3: some time, because because she only did the outer door
Speaker 3: whatever room she was in, because it looked like she
Speaker 3: could have closed whatever door. That was because it was
Speaker 3: two doors.
Speaker 1: She looked like she was doing her hair. You ain't
Speaker 1: had no calm and stab this bitch or nothing, That's
Speaker 1: what I said. Like, bitch, she looked you wasn't prepared
Speaker 1: for nothing.
Speaker 3: I would have been in there running water in that
Speaker 3: tub and put that bitch head under me, writing her
Speaker 3: motherfucking clapical bitch drowned DM like she just wanted to fain.
Speaker 1: She wanted to take your life. You was good, as
Speaker 1: cook said.
Speaker 3: Beat the beans out of it and then made the
Speaker 3: glass kiss her hands. Yeah, like that's the wild. No,
Speaker 3: she should have liked that motherfucking because like you think
Speaker 3: about it, right, so clearly we know she wouldn't survive
Speaker 3: in a scary movie because that bitch definitely came in
Speaker 3: like Mike Myers on her.
Speaker 1: But you got enough man take you out.
Speaker 3: You can't even use ghost face because at least they
Speaker 3: get hits off. Bro, they fuck gohos, space up a
Speaker 3: little bit, and then the second nigga come in because
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, brother, it took too many he
Speaker 3: took too many bumps.
Speaker 1: It's my turnout somebody where this is a two man
Speaker 1: operation and you be seeing if you get the ship,
Speaker 1: where you coming help, I look at.
Speaker 3: Dad, But this motherfucker just went right in and went
Speaker 3: to work. And but you know what, maybe it does
Speaker 3: make sense for that to be your friend though, because
Speaker 3: when she came in, she knew exactly which door to
Speaker 3: open based off of the live She's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: bitch her bathroom, so yeah.
Speaker 1: Right here, she knew exactly where you were. She didn't
Speaker 1: have to check no doors. She knew the brous out
Speaker 1: of water boarder. That bitch.
Speaker 3: She not surviving the team when we let alone and Scarable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just I can't imagine. You know, we didn't see her,
Speaker 3: but how I pictured because she had to bend down
Speaker 3: the grabb her. I pictured that she was on the
Speaker 3: floor like Ebony was in Players Club.
Speaker 1: With the smoothest mother. A nice little fight conson as
Speaker 1: you're over the door, Bro, you gotta be behind that
Speaker 1: up opened. It just lost that ship.
Speaker 3: But it's like, Bro, you were in the bathroom, but
Speaker 3: you ain't had no bleat to squirt in her eye.
Speaker 3: Like nothing, Bro, you are in the bathroom. The bathroom
Speaker 3: is full of dangerous ship. To get the motherfucker off you.
Speaker 3: They they you're not gonna charge me for giving a
Speaker 3: bitch chemical burns or blinding her when she broke in
Speaker 3: my house to attack.
Speaker 1: Megged her outside? Why not you already here whooping arms?
Speaker 3: Why bro said she is cool with that one neighbor guy.
Speaker 3: We ain't hear nobody saying are you okay?
Speaker 1: Do you need any help?
Speaker 3: If y'all haven't seen eighty Griffin new shows, look at
Speaker 3: that for real, I ain't even have one to get
Speaker 3: cooked with. A house full of ship is absolutely insane. Bro,
Speaker 3: When I tell you, bitch, I'd have been in that
Speaker 3: motherfucker used to see these like Ninja stars, Like you
Speaker 3: have an entire house at your disposal. Just you can
Speaker 3: stand on the arm of the couch next to the
Speaker 3: door and as soon as you come in, just jump
Speaker 3: on the pitch back with the sheet. It's just get
Speaker 3: the choking or ship out.
Speaker 1: Like you have so many options. There's so many options.
Speaker 1: How would you feel, like like if you bum rushing
Speaker 1: somebody's grib and they just that's how they ambush you,
Speaker 1: Like just throw a sheet.
Speaker 3: A one.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I would be impressed.
Speaker 2: You imagine like the sheet is over you. Now you
Speaker 2: got your arms stuck at your side and it just
Speaker 2: kind of into some shit.
Speaker 1: Why you wrapped in.
Speaker 3: That is like could your arms stuck down at your side?
Speaker 3: Them up with just get to punch in your back
Speaker 3: and shiit see niggas get dropped off kidney shots. It's
Speaker 3: so like it's so fascinating because they really fucking niggas
Speaker 3: up back. Then you know what's crazy. It's it's like
Speaker 3: a random sit. But that's one of my favorite scenes.
Speaker 3: And Four Brothers when Bobby punched Victor, He's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 3: so that niggas getting me up. It's that dog and
Speaker 3: she is diabolical. It would work, though, it will fucking work,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, so.
Speaker 1: Nothing, Yeah, beat your eyes and still be COGNI than
Speaker 1: enough to go home and make a Facebook stand about
Speaker 1: her dad, because you know where you open the box
Speaker 1: and say, well, how do you feel today?
Speaker 3: Just drag this bitch out her crib for talking ship
Speaker 3: on Facebook live.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I still feel like that she
Speaker 1: was a good idea. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can.
Speaker 1: Because that.
Speaker 3: That I don't know, based off the houses it's given
Speaker 3: Ohio or Detroit or some ship to me, Like I
Speaker 3: don't even.
Speaker 1: Know what the start to beat up on Facebook Live.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just got to go through the comments. There's
Speaker 1: always somebody in the comments that nobody. That's my new
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do is this.
Speaker 3: Then update, That's what I'm saying, bro, she posted an update.
Speaker 3: It's another video.
Speaker 1: God damnit.
Speaker 3: Tone, You might say the update. Hey, well, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what. I haven't realized this bitch jar was like
Speaker 3: just so she could take me.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, luckily the damage is more to the
Speaker 3: top of her head, because I feel like down here
Speaker 3: she's still crying now. She got bloody and and ship
Speaker 3: it looks like tears of a motherfucking clown. No dad ass, bro, Yes,
Speaker 3: Tones took off and I don't know how to download
Speaker 3: the videos in order to get this on here, and
Speaker 3: I'm so upset. You know what I'm gonna go. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna post the Lincoln A cauldroop. Wait it, don't let
Speaker 3: us suppose to copy the links no more? Maybe if
Speaker 3: I should okay share copy got it? Yeah, I'm about
Speaker 3: to go post the uh yeah, and hopetually I could
Speaker 3: really ride now. But yeah, one thing I have always
Speaker 3: said is I'm never taking an ass for her right.
Speaker 3: And when I say that, it doesn't mean that I
Speaker 3: feel that nobody can whoop my ass. It doesn't mean
Speaker 3: that I feel like I can never be beat up.
Speaker 3: It just means that I am not willingly going to
Speaker 3: sit here and just take and ask. But I'm gonna
Speaker 3: make you earn it. Seeing motherfuckers just get dragged like
Speaker 3: this and they don't even attempt to. Like, Bro, you
Speaker 3: don't try to up kick a bit to nothing.
Speaker 1: If I fight back, motherfuckers have more incentive to keep
Speaker 1: wailing on because I'm fighting back.
Speaker 2: If I don't fight back, it's your and then leave
Speaker 2: me the fuck alone. But sometimes that's that's the hard work.
Speaker 1: No, depending on what you did. If you're not gonna
Speaker 1: fight back, I'm just gonna kick your eyes dad.
Speaker 3: Because it's like you're not minimizing damage, right, So you
Speaker 3: just it's the equivalent of when you said it to
Speaker 3: two players. When it's just you, you just sit there
Speaker 3: and beat the fuck out of player too.
Speaker 1: That's the said bruh.
Speaker 3: Nothing beats Twitter comments. Oh man, okay, D said, My
Speaker 3: nanny used to say, you gotta bring some ass to
Speaker 3: whoop some I know, that's right.
Speaker 1: Take so that's my favorite wrestling book. You know that
Speaker 1: ending part.
Speaker 3: I know when you say big and bad enough take
Speaker 3: some it's to sound real big big busters?
Speaker 1: What hello?
Speaker 3: Who big big Buster is forst Whittaker hired a nigga
Speaker 3: name Big Dick Buster to break a nigga and King
Speaker 3: of Harlem I saw that or Godfather Harlem. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that wasn't simple as fucking with his daughter. Thought she
Speaker 3: was sweet. I didn't know what ignorant does not excuse consequence? Kay,
Speaker 3: you gotta bring some masks.
Speaker 1: No, what happened?
Speaker 3: I think he went and told his no, sorry, never mind.
Speaker 3: I was thinking the sopranos told her that he can
Speaker 3: leave something pretty on her mouth or something like that.
Speaker 1: That was ye, and he wan't ship.
Speaker 3: Hey, stop fucking with niggas who you knows? Gangs to
Speaker 3: stop sucking with their daughter doing on boys, you're trying
Speaker 3: to be cute and trying to be funny, then you
Speaker 3: ain't got to worry about your boot yo being you know.
Speaker 1: Maybe m all right, I see.
Speaker 10: It's weird. I'm not even entertaining that is that this
Speaker 10: nigga's weird. I'm not even gonna entertain that I was
Speaker 10: talking about the inbox.
Speaker 3: For those of you who like inbox me, y'all have
Speaker 3: to write me and let me know that you sent
Speaker 3: me a message. Otherwise I'll just kind of see it
Speaker 3: when I see it my Facebook messenger notifications. I've been
Speaker 3: off for a very long time because I really don't
Speaker 3: wanting to deal with people, and they weird shit. All right,
Speaker 3: So we're gonna move on to our racist segment. I
Speaker 3: feel like it's only right considering, you know, we got
Speaker 3: President Tramp and all office. Yeah, now imagine you know
Speaker 3: we don't talked about cruises a couple of times tonight.
Speaker 3: Now imagine we're going to cruise and see this year.
Speaker 1: How whoo. That's the crazy part o what they supposed
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 3: This is what they claimed that they were.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, snow but the face is a different colors.
Speaker 1: If you would have made the faces different colors, you
Speaker 1: probably would have had a better flight, because snow cones
Speaker 1: aren't just fucking nice a flake.
Speaker 9: Mhmm.
Speaker 1: Why do not think we still that's the crazy party?
Speaker 3: Of all things you could have come up with, no them,
Speaker 3: of all things you could have come up with. Upside
Speaker 3: down snow cone was firing all cylinders. That's what you
Speaker 3: came up with.
Speaker 2: They look like poorly dressed Batman. They look like mister
Speaker 2: Foston like they could just be like the niggas kicking
Speaker 2: it with d you jump out with snow call.
Speaker 1: That is so crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he was a cat, his bootyo won't
Speaker 3: go get stretched out like a motherfucking.
Speaker 1: Yow mm hmm. This is it being weird, pard Infinity.
Speaker 12: Have you ever run away from the cops?
Speaker 1: Would you like to?
Speaker 12: If your answer is yes, this is your chance. Sherwood
Speaker 12: Police is inviting the community for a game of hide
Speaker 12: and seek, where armed officers will try to tag you
Speaker 12: as you run from them in the dark of night.
Speaker 13: No, no, hell no, no, no, I can see that ending. Nope, Nope,
Speaker 13: that ain't gonna end right. It just it can't end right.
Speaker 13: Time aout hide and go seek. Then the bitch gonna
Speaker 13: use those most beautiful words in the dark of night?
Speaker 1: That got to that got to be key word for
Speaker 1: something else. I know how white people be. Man, ain't
Speaker 1: no fucking way you know what I'm until that in
Speaker 1: the back half of the video, signed very hoose you
Speaker 1: ever want to run from the cops? Let's all play
Speaker 1: a game with tag.
Speaker 2: This sounds like some youth program ship they were get
Speaker 2: to the back half of the video armed in the
Speaker 2: dead of night.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck y'all gotta have guns to play tag?
Speaker 1: We gotta tag y'all? Y'all playing to what armed? What
Speaker 1: y'all do?
Speaker 3: Ain't no fucking way, snowballs, we are running from cops
Speaker 3: in the dark.
Speaker 1: Who got pistols? How is this a game?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a squid game.
Speaker 1: At some point whatever will be.
Speaker 3: Sain't no way, Ain't no fucking way, like none of them.
Speaker 3: If there is, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be donated
Speaker 3: for them to bury you with it. That gash prize
Speaker 3: a sponsored by the local funeral home because your family
Speaker 3: is not.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely that I wish the fun I would mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: I'm not even putting myself in that situation, you know,
Speaker 3: the head lamplights bro find me.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, I'm I'm fucking I'm wearing That's
Speaker 1: what I said. It's like sweet games, damn near one
Speaker 1: niggas a volunteer's tribute.
Speaker 3: And then it's like if it was one of them
Speaker 3: things where like you gotta play and ship m I'm
Speaker 3: wearing my Amazon vest because you don't reflectors on it.
Speaker 3: Because it's like, you know, they already scary and jumpy.
Speaker 3: Why are y'all chasing people in the dark with guns.
Speaker 1: No, they ain't even lying and telling people that at least, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dark.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't in the show without talking about how
Speaker 3: stupid people are.
Speaker 1: Yes, make some thought. I am so disappointed.
Speaker 3: Well because you laugh and there's a video that we
Speaker 3: needed to follow up, and I didn't know how to
Speaker 3: download this, and then I couldn't play it. Now I
Speaker 3: feel like my show was rung.
Speaker 1: The fuck you.
Speaker 3: Don't get mad at me because your stomach empty, Like
Speaker 3: that time me and Told was talking about hitting below
Speaker 3: the belt when we pulled it up.
Speaker 1: The argument I saw comedians that it was like, it's like,
Speaker 1: your dad don't love me. He told you that the
Speaker 1: fucking captin bitch. They always using your childhood trauma gains You.
Speaker 2: Been missing his dad for the last thirty years of
Speaker 2: his life, Right, it's just because he was logically right,
Speaker 2: you felt the need to tell him that his daddy
Speaker 2: don't love him?
Speaker 1: Right, just had no You just have.
Speaker 3: To when daddy wasn't there to take you to niggas.
Speaker 4: All right, we don't care about winning the argument. We
Speaker 4: just want you to hear what we have to say.
Speaker 4: You can be right niggas from there on out.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I ain't go lie because a lot of bitches do
Speaker 3: be out of pocket for that. But some niggas deserve it,
Speaker 3: and I don't think that they realize that they say
Speaker 3: ship that makes them deserve it.
Speaker 1: Can you at least take the square down so people
Speaker 1: can see it?
Speaker 3: Oh see this why this ain't my job?
Speaker 1: Bad?
Speaker 3: Joe?
Speaker 1: My mom, you know, had to go help moms.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like some dudes realize that they actually
Speaker 3: do that themselves. And by the time she finally fired back,
Speaker 3: it'd be like Leith perfect example, saying shit about her
Speaker 3: being a single month.
Speaker 1: I think your brain just missed it. If we're together
Speaker 1: and we're dating and we're having an argument, how the
Speaker 1: funk would I make a jab at you about being
Speaker 1: a single month? Some niggas do. Bruh, Yes, that boy,
Speaker 1: you deserve it, because if we're dating and I still
Speaker 1: call you a single mom? What kind of idiot ship
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 1: That's why? But that's why they.
Speaker 3: Talk about my father or I've been in a situation
Speaker 3: where like, I see why the nigga put his hands
Speaker 3: on you, and it's like, bro, I didn't even do
Speaker 3: nothing to you. You mad as somebody else, and you
Speaker 3: came in here mad at me. And because I won't
Speaker 3: let you take that ship out on me, now you
Speaker 3: see why somebody tried to put their hands on me.
Speaker 1: That's wild like.
Speaker 2: But that's how we look at y'all introduced logic and
Speaker 2: in feeling, because the logic always you're feeling.
Speaker 9: You be like.
Speaker 3: No, But that's that's what I'm saying. I fully, I
Speaker 3: fully acknowledge that, yes, women do that. I just said that.
Speaker 3: I don't think a lot of guys realize that they
Speaker 3: do that ship too. And by the time we do
Speaker 3: hit back like that or bit, you've been asking for that.
Speaker 3: This was the build up.
Speaker 4: That's why, parents, But because you argued about something and
Speaker 4: you can see why niggas leave her alone.
Speaker 1: And instead of just saying, I see why niggas don't you,
Speaker 1: it's not even just that some niggas.
Speaker 3: Some niggas say things to make you feel like, well
Speaker 3: you need me, oh right, your baby daddy alone, he
Speaker 3: left you whatever, whatever, don't nobody want you with me
Speaker 3: otherwise why he leaves type ship And it's like that
Speaker 3: you realize that I can cheat on you anytime I
Speaker 3: feel like it. I just don't because that's not what
Speaker 3: I want. But I mean, this is also the same
Speaker 3: type of niggas who tell me I'll never be as
Speaker 3: pretty as him.
Speaker 1: So I don't think you will never be. It's pretty
Speaker 1: it so I feel like you ever gave it, like
Speaker 1: some advice, but you like, I know it's gonna sound
Speaker 1: like terrible advice, but I feel like you should do it.
Speaker 1: It's still it's always terrible, but continue if it's you.
Speaker 3: It's hardly ever anything that I feel like you should
Speaker 3: tell anybody to do. But it's entertaining.
Speaker 1: I could see that.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is under your chin?
Speaker 1: The way the way he got everything tied up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was your necklace.
Speaker 3: It just it looked like you know that gold stream
Speaker 3: that you pull up on the crown roller back.
Speaker 1: A crown. I don't want that sounds terrible. They might
Speaker 1: be silver, that's how they'll label it and then be
Speaker 1: like white and white like a tequila. Yeah, white cone,
Speaker 1: a white whiskey. There's a white coneact. Because you got
Speaker 1: to think about there's a white hen. I ain't never
Speaker 1: seen white whiskey. I ain't saying it's just what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he probably ain't got enough money. My friend tells me
Speaker 1: like all the time, how much like he hated his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So I told him, I was like, you should probably
Speaker 1: go out and say other people like he refused the leavers.
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe if you like, you should go get
Speaker 1: in a relationship. In your relationship, I think because if
Speaker 1: you saw that how other girls would treat you, you
Speaker 1: probably leave this one.
Speaker 3: I think that's another reason why you can't wrap your
Speaker 3: mind around why yeah, and like why guys would be
Speaker 3: like why would you say this to you know?
Speaker 1: When you with him?
Speaker 3: A lot of men don't like the women that they're with.
Speaker 3: We've seen it in our We've seen it in our circle.
Speaker 3: How many times have we seen it directly in our circle?
Speaker 3: Think about that? So are you saying how many times
Speaker 3: in our circle do.
Speaker 2: You grow to a point where you don't like your
Speaker 2: girl no more? Because that I can understand. And when
Speaker 2: you grow to a point where, like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't want to leave you, but yes I do
Speaker 2: not like it.
Speaker 3: You mean, like on some I love you but I
Speaker 3: don't like you right now type ship, because I mean,
Speaker 3: that's common.
Speaker 1: We have that relationshiphip with that you do not like.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, But how many times have we said just
Speaker 3: to sit and look at how many times we've seen
Speaker 3: that just stop for niggas. We know, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: but when you look at it, you like, niggas really
Speaker 3: stay with bitches that they really don't want, And a lot.
Speaker 1: Of times it's just I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want that bitch to be happy. Bro, I'm
Speaker 3: cheating anyway, so I'm good, But I don't want that
Speaker 3: bitch to be happy. I don't want because I know
Speaker 3: how she loves me. I know what she pours into me.
Speaker 3: I don't want that bitch giving that to nobody else.
Speaker 1: I don't like her. But she's useful, that's selfish, it is,
Speaker 1: that's very farthassistic.
Speaker 2: I only I feel like I only gave this advice
Speaker 2: to him because, like I don't.
Speaker 1: You got tired of him bitching. It's not even that,
Speaker 1: it's just like.
Speaker 2: His bitching and his leading to I wish he had
Speaker 2: better coping mechanisms, like when he gets upset or like
Speaker 2: when he going through a funk. Like when I'm feeling down,
Speaker 2: like I'll play the game, Like I I mean, smoking
Speaker 2: weed ain't the best thing, but like I'll smoke a
Speaker 2: blunt or like even if I'm not smoking, I'll go
Speaker 2: sit and listen to music and play the game and
Speaker 2: just decompress, like he drinks.
Speaker 1: And I'm like Bro's wor right.
Speaker 2: And then like the ship in your life stresses you out.
Speaker 2: And I feel like if it's one thing when you
Speaker 2: leave a house and for however long you going to
Speaker 2: eight hours or ten hours, however long you outside the house,
Speaker 2: the world is whooping your ass at every time, Like
Speaker 2: you don't like your job. Then when you go to work,
Speaker 2: and like your car takes a ship on you. So
Speaker 2: when you want to be a productive person you can't.
Speaker 2: And and when you go home, I would think that
Speaker 2: your girlfriend will.
Speaker 1: Be some kind of peace.
Speaker 2: And again it's easy to just tell people like Bro,
Speaker 2: just get up and walk away, but I know, motherfuckers
Speaker 2: just not gonna get up and walk away, because sometimes
Speaker 2: like it ain't as easy as I'm like, I mean.
Speaker 1: We've all been through that. You know, That's how serial killers,
Speaker 1: just like Bro, just like.
Speaker 3: Don't you know, you don't have any episodes I've seen
Speaker 3: of that where they will because they can't kill the
Speaker 3: bitch at home. They can't kill the wife or the girlfriend.
Speaker 3: So that's like me, right, say, I got.
Speaker 1: That nigga to his breaking point.
Speaker 3: You're like, I can't kill this bitch, but any bitch
Speaker 3: that he sees with like blond or pink hair, that
Speaker 3: short or just name start with the teeth. He just
Speaker 3: go start learning me and and killing him because he
Speaker 3: wants to kill the image of me in his head.
Speaker 3: He can't kill me, but he wants to kill anybody
Speaker 3: that reminds him of me. That's really a serial killer
Speaker 3: thing for real.
Speaker 1: That's how serious I watched Will Trent. That's what I know.
Speaker 1: You know, don't leave your.
Speaker 3: A lot of times it is it's comfort or it's
Speaker 3: just being plain but out selfish, especially when they cheek
Speaker 3: already because it's like, well, I'm already fucking other hole witch.
Speaker 3: I don't want you doing nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking holes one. I want him to find
Speaker 1: like a person that can show me that life ain't
Speaker 1: fucking stressful like this when you're dealing.
Speaker 3: But that's what the hoe is for.
Speaker 2: He just don't know what he picking the wrong hole
Speaker 2: the holes is stressing them out too.
Speaker 1: Point, he's the problem.
Speaker 4: If you stressing with the whole you do you you
Speaker 4: doing it all wrong, my guy, because the purpose of
Speaker 4: going outside.
Speaker 3: Peace outside of the home, you.
Speaker 1: Don't at home.
Speaker 2: That's what you're supposed to go find you go outside,
Speaker 2: You're going outside and running in the same shit you
Speaker 2: got at home, doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: He's trying to love the hole. That's the problem. And
Speaker 1: we've seen and we've seen that too.
Speaker 3: It's like, get you all of this just to go outside.
Speaker 3: But now you beefing with the bitches outside because the
Speaker 3: side bitches you haven't established boundaries and now they think
Speaker 3: that they have the authority to stress you out about
Speaker 3: ship when that ain't even your bitch. But something in
Speaker 3: you forgot to tell this bitch that she wasn't your
Speaker 3: bitch because you was too busy trying to get some
Speaker 3: ass outside of the household.
Speaker 1: I went on a few days. Don't nobody listen to
Speaker 1: one bro? I thought you was going to a random
Speaker 1: something else?
Speaker 4: You out here going on date? Give it that random
Speaker 4: dig like whoa?
Speaker 1: I mean he's around you? Never hope. I don't want
Speaker 1: everybody at one point time why shouldn't you. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be the only bad person another bad person
Speaker 1: to do bad things. No, he not number one.
Speaker 3: For years, you were number one, I know, and you
Speaker 3: were number one by default because marriage.
Speaker 1: But definitely number two.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not even that. No, your grandfather didn't.
Speaker 3: That's because you look like I'm saying, like your actions
Speaker 3: they've cemented you at number two. I was young, dumb,
Speaker 3: and that was handing out no motherfucking young, Well tell
Speaker 3: you that dumb maybe not young.
Speaker 1: Young at heart. Our old food definitely not a food
Speaker 1: young foods because old. Think about it. No, but yeah,
Speaker 1: dead beat Trump's bad husband. Absolutely, he wasn't even that bad.
Speaker 1: He was just fucking other business. I got permission. He
Speaker 1: was still taking care of home. He at everybody else's
Speaker 1: home too, permission. Give it a whole past. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not that so he watched this is
Speaker 1: at his period. He got another bitch takes how like
Speaker 1: back in the day, take the garbage after I took out, I'm.
Speaker 3: Good brod his short booty cadileac going down to see
Speaker 3: his other family on the wheel on the back.
Speaker 1: My dad was supposed to give me his short booty
Speaker 1: Cadillac too. Is like the niggas name Charles that they
Speaker 1: talk about, they got the whole other family across town. Now,
Speaker 1: he might not have had all other family, but he
Speaker 1: definitely had another situation.
Speaker 3: You know, niggas not being ship always being named Charles,
Speaker 3: and my dad name Charles has always been hilarious.
Speaker 1: To me because.
Speaker 4: Both my granddady and my uncle was named Charles. When
Speaker 4: they did that, both of them had two different families.
Speaker 3: You know what I really hate though, that like nobody
Speaker 3: ever ever took advantage of like none of my cousins,
Speaker 3: Like after the divorce, nobody ever hit with the I
Speaker 3: missed my uncle Charles, Like that would have just been
Speaker 3: my go to just because it fits. But your uncle
Speaker 3: used to always tell me that, yes he was mad
Speaker 3: for the rest of us.
Speaker 1: As in passion, like seeing like how Jerome meetings. Uncle
Speaker 1: Charles wasn't here, he wasn't around that long he was
Speaker 1: to you because you his daughter. I'm only four years
Speaker 1: older than you.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is, do you see the totality
Speaker 2: on which the way uncles are the interact?
Speaker 1: Right, four years makes a difference, Right, you're older than me, No.
Speaker 3: It doesn't because we was all in the same house
Speaker 3: at one point.
Speaker 1: But you got Charles in that house when we all
Speaker 1: lived together. But look at this four years old with
Speaker 1: him even being in the house, you're still four years
Speaker 1: older than some ship registers to you. That didn't register, right,
Speaker 1: Like when I started processing memories, he wasn't around eight
Speaker 1: year old. You was four year old one, right, four
Speaker 1: year olds don't remember ship.
Speaker 11: So when I started processing and member with snacks, so
Speaker 11: that the chads on top of the fact that he
Speaker 11: don't remember seeing his nigga like that, I felt like
Speaker 11: when I when I had my interactions with Charles, he
Speaker 11: wasn't living at brand was like that apartment like albums
Speaker 11: in some fucking well.
Speaker 1: And then by that time, like Chuck ain't even a
Speaker 1: dependent like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's when they first broke up, when he
Speaker 3: was appleton, you.
Speaker 1: Got your memories of your father is different from you.
Speaker 3: Gotta look at y'all were the youngest. It was still
Speaker 3: Anthony Done and everybody else. I'm just saying, nobody ever
Speaker 3: thought to utilize that, not even just once. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: know it's a lot of ship that don't, but we
Speaker 3: say it because.
Speaker 1: It's we'll start using that on the pie. We'll get
Speaker 1: a button. My uncle Charles, we can do that. We
Speaker 1: can do that, and Joe Budden.
Speaker 4: Because that actually works for me too. I have an
Speaker 4: uncle Charles where too. He taught me how to work
Speaker 4: on cars.
Speaker 3: But a lot of people love to share things on
Speaker 3: social media without fact checking anything all the time. When
Speaker 3: I see stuff. When I see stuff, I go.
Speaker 1: And I look it up.
Speaker 3: You know, I couldn't click the news tab. I don't
Speaker 3: just you know, Google and then just you know, let
Speaker 3: it fly. I'm all right, specifically news tab because I
Speaker 3: want all of the news articles or videos or anything
Speaker 3: related to the subject because it'll bring up, you know,
Speaker 3: everything from Associated Press, Washington Post, like Fox whatever, news
Speaker 3: articles and ship even if it's MC everybody. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like the Avengers of Yes, the Avengers of the
Speaker 3: Information Highway. So they didn't they didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 3: They didn't get washed. No, they didn't get washed.
Speaker 1: Chemistry was what do you expect?
Speaker 3: No, but listen, like when you look at it, like
Speaker 3: it wasn't that they got washed because once Thor came down,
Speaker 3: they was like, all right, we got this ship. What
Speaker 3: happened was one fucked up decision is why they lost.
Speaker 3: Thor wanted to glow like yeah, nigga, I told you
Speaker 3: go snuf your ship, when he should have just been
Speaker 3: like nah, it just went right for the nigga boehead.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for that, If it wasn't for that,
Speaker 3: they wouldn't they because they wasn't getting washed. They wasn't losing. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: To kill my brother and you killed my only, my
Speaker 1: black best friend, no, I get it.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that he was wrong for it. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying that one emotional decision got everybody scrapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if it was a thing where it was more like, no,
Speaker 3: we gotta get this nigga the fuck out of here now,
Speaker 3: Asat and bitch Ill told you what it was, ain't
Speaker 3: no speech needed. That was the only reason why they lost.
Speaker 3: So they wasn't getting washed like motherfuckers made it seem
Speaker 3: like they was getting watched. The Niggas outer space was
Speaker 3: getting washed, but the Avengers wasn't getting washed.
Speaker 4: What y'a don't understand how the niggas when you got
Speaker 4: you got Carol Danvers out here.
Speaker 1: Folks didn't want to be hawked for the rest of
Speaker 1: the move. I still never full avengers once.
Speaker 3: It's little like his main henchman that she got.
Speaker 1: He beat the ship and he whooped her ass too.
Speaker 4: But he but he two piece and didn't They don't
Speaker 4: count two pieces and a dry ass biscuit Hawk.
Speaker 3: No, they don't count because like Hawk was really the
Speaker 3: only one that got scraped.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: They whooped throw and the captured him and made him
Speaker 1: watch the rest of them. Bro.
Speaker 3: They was he was using it vanity stone, the nigga Bro.
Speaker 3: He had the power stone on his nigga temple.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: It ain't no rules of a fight, especially if we're
Speaker 1: all aliens.
Speaker 2: You're God, bitch, do something about this gauntlet I got because.
Speaker 1: You were God. Damn.
Speaker 4: He wold halt to the point where one we didn't
Speaker 4: see we we have yet to see green halt again.
Speaker 1: We won't my nigga. My nigga went and.
Speaker 4: Found God, became smart Bro, went and got therapy.
Speaker 3: He would have got Yeah, I turned into smart Hawk,
Speaker 3: and I didn't do it because I got no faid.
Speaker 1: I just grew up.
Speaker 3: Maybe he just mature.
Speaker 4: Bro, Yes from a piece after a fad like that.
Speaker 4: That next time we seen dog.
Speaker 1: He was cool.
Speaker 4: He was taking photos with kids. He went and got
Speaker 4: his PhD, Like like.
Speaker 1: Right he over here. He got a beach house. He
Speaker 1: made peaky Bar.
Speaker 3: He never wanted to be that guy anyway. He only
Speaker 3: brought him out when he was like, all right, you
Speaker 3: know what I gotta I gotta help save.
Speaker 1: He said he was always angry.
Speaker 3: He said he was always angry, but he didn't say
Speaker 3: he always wanted to be the Halk. Look because even
Speaker 3: Tony asked him. He was like, do your guy on
Speaker 3: a piece of it? He was like, when do I
Speaker 3: ever get what I want? He didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4: He didn't want to fight.
Speaker 1: He couldn't.
Speaker 4: Banner was fucking impotent for a minute. Okay, he couldn't
Speaker 4: get Halt.
Speaker 3: If if if if he, if he wanted to be Halk,
Speaker 3: he couldn't. He wouldn't have spent so much time trying
Speaker 3: not to turn into Halt. He didn't want to be Hoped.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to fight. He wanted to be normal bro.
Speaker 3: He wanted to get some pussy and just live off
Speaker 3: the edge of nik.
Speaker 1: A lot of cap The man got his asstle big
Speaker 1: green nigga who got whooped by purple.
Speaker 3: I'm only I know I'm not for hoping for Banner.
Speaker 3: Banner never wanted to turn into the Hawk.
Speaker 4: Banner's not the one who got two peas, all got
Speaker 4: two pee. Banner was stuck with the green I know.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the whole
Speaker 3: like the smart hawk thing where he got the best
Speaker 3: of both worlds. Now, Banner got what he wanted. He
Speaker 3: never wanted to fully, but he wants the strength to
Speaker 3: do all of this ship without being a fucking murdered
Speaker 3: rage man.
Speaker 1: Still couldn't get no pussy because he was still a hawk. Body.
Speaker 3: Have you seen white bitches take dick?
Speaker 1: Why are you?
Speaker 3: Have you seen some of the fucking deal thos that's up?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he could have got him a white
Speaker 3: bitch to take some hawk dick.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't think Banner was out here trying to.
Speaker 3: I've been into there's some white ben and they take
Speaker 3: it in the ass. Have you seen some of these
Speaker 3: fucking antal things? These motherfucker is taller than it's goddamn microphone.
Speaker 1: Because the white folks are yes.
Speaker 3: And guess what, before he was green, he he was white,
Speaker 3: So that's his demographic I'm pretty sure that the Taisha
Speaker 3: Romanov could have give it to him.
Speaker 1: She was gonna give it to the regular hawk, not
Speaker 1: for nothing. He wants to be useful because he's the
Speaker 1: smart guy. Right. He was a smart guy too, but
Speaker 1: was a smart guy too.
Speaker 3: He's smart, but he's also not vulnerable now because he's
Speaker 3: big and he like bulletproof and ship.
Speaker 1: People can't hurt him. They can hurt him with words.
Speaker 3: When I was like, hey, his nose wasn't like that
Speaker 3: before they started.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny, if things wanted two or anybody,
Speaker 4: they could actually have used the gauntlet and separated them
Speaker 4: to You could have snapped and had them to separated,
Speaker 4: and Danner could have went on about his business. And
Speaker 4: one of the what ifs he was if one of
Speaker 4: the versions of what if T'Challa actually talked dog in
Speaker 4: his his plan was flawed.
Speaker 1: He was like, you know what, you're right, I can
Speaker 1: just go hang with the ravagers.
Speaker 4: We don't know what he's gonna do, so I can't
Speaker 4: give you no judge.
Speaker 3: I thought they said it was what you think, he's
Speaker 3: supposed to be a storm dadder.
Speaker 1: All I know. Last person heard about that. They hadn't
Speaker 1: even wrote the story yet, but they just knew he
Speaker 1: was gonna be in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah ship, the way they writing Storm in the comics
Speaker 4: right now, this bitch is literally God.
Speaker 1: I could work with that. It'll be enough time past
Speaker 1: in real time. It makes sense. I wonder ship. They
Speaker 1: got everything together all ready to do it? What was
Speaker 1: it which the little chick with her yeah, well old
Speaker 1: girl pulled up on a yeah, yeah, is it gonna
Speaker 1: be her? Though it's her series? It was supposed to
Speaker 1: have been out a long time.
Speaker 3: Ago, not like Ironhart, but the actual actress that played her.
Speaker 1: In the movie.
Speaker 4: It was supposed to have been done a long time ago,
Speaker 4: but they just because I like her on screen, like she.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is awesome Marvel where we had too
Speaker 4: flashes simultaneously, I mean too quick Silver simultaneously.
Speaker 1: Introducing nuggas we wasn't even supposed to be here.
Speaker 3: TV just said fuck it, down't like this, just like
Speaker 3: some ship for the Ring, I think, but no. Social
Speaker 3: media was in a full fucking uproar over something that
Speaker 3: wasn't even real, but people didn't know that it wasn't
Speaker 3: real because they didn't fucking research and the age of
Speaker 3: social media. All you have to do is find a picture,
Speaker 3: doesn't matter of who, doesn't matter of what. Throw you
Speaker 3: a caption on there with a white background, and it
Speaker 3: is the Bible.
Speaker 1: It is lost. Yes, that's how the conversation became popular.
Speaker 3: Yes, Like I can go there's something I shared today
Speaker 3: and I'm like, bro, y'all so focused. Y'all got this
Speaker 3: man who's minding his fucking business trending because somebody just
Speaker 3: created a post with the random man picture talking about
Speaker 3: he fell a thousand feet out of a killer copter
Speaker 3: through a churches and crushed the man working in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Like, bro, why is you just so now?
Speaker 3: Y'all got motherfuckers saying RP to people for no reason,
Speaker 3: and you got people thinking.
Speaker 1: That's just two people because this nigga, I.
Speaker 3: Think they say he was like four hundred pounds, was
Speaker 3: in a helicopter and fell out, and he fell out,
Speaker 3: plunged a thousand feet from the air and just so
Speaker 3: happened to crash through the roof of a church's Chicken
Speaker 3: and Detroit and crushed one of the workers who was
Speaker 3: in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: And now.
Speaker 3: It ain't a real story. That's what I'm saying, somebody
Speaker 3: just took this man picture. So just imagine you minding
Speaker 3: your business and somebody, cause you know, you were heavy,
Speaker 3: you're gout, and somebody just take damn you know what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell motherfuckers, this bat motherfucker a helicopter and
Speaker 3: killed somebody. So now you minding your business and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, you got the entire internet laughing and
Speaker 3: roasting you because they think that you fell on somebody
Speaker 3: and killed them when you in the fucking studio, money
Speaker 3: your goddamn business. They don't know you to realize anything.
Speaker 3: These are strangers on the internet, okay. The people that
Speaker 3: do know you know that you're fucking alive, nigga, We
Speaker 3: know that you're in crashing a fucking building.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I personally feel like this is a version of
Speaker 4: you that did this. What the fuck okay think about it?
Speaker 1: I do not harass innocence.
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, wait a minute, I said, a
Speaker 4: version of you. You see the way you did Rave
Speaker 4: and how in depth that you went with it, to
Speaker 4: the point where Ravi turned into a viral me. This
Speaker 4: could just be their way of saying, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: fuck with bro, and they made up a story because
Speaker 4: it's they bro. It's like saying, the crew and one
Speaker 4: with us, and one got on this clean white team.
Speaker 4: We take his photo out and we just make a
Speaker 4: random story up the post, and like you said, the
Speaker 4: internet don't read that.
Speaker 1: They don't pay attention, and they run with it.
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know what, niggas and Shane rely thinking
Speaker 4: one died.
Speaker 1: And this is his last quote, no ship that.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what happened in this situation got
Speaker 4: out of hand.
Speaker 3: Somebody did put her. They start making stuff on Twitter.
Speaker 3: This is when it first happened though, And I was like, dang,
Speaker 3: because like I didn't expect people to start and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was because I knew her and it
Speaker 1: was just a meme.
Speaker 3: I didn't come up with some elabordass story and then
Speaker 3: throw another innocent motherfucking air and say that she killed nobody.
Speaker 4: Then some folks ain't got limitations. Okay, there are things
Speaker 4: that we there's things that we about.
Speaker 3: Ain't gonna be accountable because somebody else took something and
Speaker 3: made a caption about it and made it seem like it.
Speaker 1: Was a true story. For me, I made jokes.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I didn't say I didn't do anything. I said.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I started what.
Speaker 1: Bullshit? That's not That wasn't your fault.
Speaker 2: If you don't make a mean about that's not true.
Speaker 3: You can't blame me and make it seem like I'm
Speaker 3: the only person who's ever put somebody face on something,
Speaker 3: because that was going on way before me. Nigga, how
Speaker 3: do you think I had the apps because I saw
Speaker 3: people doing it. Yeah, and that specific situation is about
Speaker 3: coming up with the full story about some ship. I
Speaker 3: didn't do that. I used comical scenes from TV and television.
Speaker 3: So are we talking about making Rabbi a meme? Or
Speaker 3: are we talking about the nigga fake ball of the building.
Speaker 3: That's why I was no. I thought that you were
Speaker 3: saying the equivalent of the person using them to do
Speaker 3: like the building ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that don't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: But no, whoever made her meme on Twitter? Yeah that was.
Speaker 4: Walk So this nigga can run. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: My coworker sales he probably was. We don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Vacuum claimers that I have a dreams.
Speaker 3: Shut up, I heard he was out here getting all
Speaker 3: the civil rights person.
Speaker 1: Of course he was. He was the man it got.
Speaker 1: It didn't get no backlash but Jesse.
Speaker 4: Jackson, because nobody wants to be known for fucking Jesse Jackson.
Speaker 1: He was white girl.
Speaker 4: Even that's counter productive to the struggle. Okay, that's why
Speaker 4: he gets back. Last We wasn't ready for a black
Speaker 4: president back then. Definitely not Jesse. It don't matter.
Speaker 1: We wasn't ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, people were pissed off because they thought
Speaker 3: that Trump said that he changed support laws. So if
Speaker 3: a woman has her child's father on child support, she
Speaker 3: cannot claim her tact is and only the man paying
Speaker 3: child support.
Speaker 1: I've seen somebody say that can claim the child. That
Speaker 1: is proof. Niggas don't read.
Speaker 3: I'm like, first of all, why would they say like
Speaker 3: that anyway, because I mean, there are custodial fathers and
Speaker 3: their moms on child sport.
Speaker 1: This is America, right, last time I checked. This is
Speaker 1: where we live, right, America. Tom, That's what I'm That's
Speaker 1: why I put all my paperwork. This is America.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't have much much knowledge about a lot of things,
Speaker 2: but in America, America, where the fuck do men win
Speaker 2: anything like that, the.
Speaker 1: Ones with the left money for lawyers.
Speaker 4: But then again, those are the same ones who were
Speaker 4: just gone ahead and pay a bitch two million dollars
Speaker 4: to get out your life good, because.
Speaker 1: I feel like even if that was a fucking rule,
Speaker 1: that would not apply to broke niggas. None of it does.
Speaker 4: But the broken are always the ones talking. We had
Speaker 4: this conversation. You literally sat there with me. Women who
Speaker 4: have standards or high qualifications are not talking to men
Speaker 4: who make less than twenty dollars an hour. But it's
Speaker 4: the niggas who make sixteen dollars an hour who are
Speaker 4: offended that you don't go out, and they the ones
Speaker 4: that are gonna be loud because.
Speaker 1: It's the most of them is the ones talking like.
Speaker 4: Bro So the niggas who complain about child support are
Speaker 4: the ones who are barely getting one hundred and twenty
Speaker 4: dollars a month taking out of their checks.
Speaker 3: This is the thing, because niggas were so giddy and
Speaker 3: so happy, like, yeah, the moms is mad, now they're mad.
Speaker 3: Now you're gonna make it mad with this one, like
Speaker 3: you jump at your ass up. That's because I tell
Speaker 3: y'all all the time on my page. In my job,
Speaker 3: I touched child support cases or day long, and I
Speaker 3: can count on no hands the percentage of cases where
Speaker 3: the child support that's ordered, like even if they have
Speaker 3: a child support order is actually being paid and paid
Speaker 3: on time. So yeah, your homeboy might be ordered to
Speaker 3: pay two hundred dollars a month, that don't mean paying.
Speaker 1: Like another caveat to this.
Speaker 2: Do you think that if this was a real rule
Speaker 2: that it would like for the niggas who not paying
Speaker 2: child support? Do you think that this would have any
Speaker 2: bearing on you? I feel like if this was a thing,
Speaker 2: I would be more inclined to give it to the
Speaker 2: niggas who are actively paid their child support.
Speaker 1: It would be a requirement, right like people who are
Speaker 1: caught up on child support and pay promptly. Cool, your
Speaker 1: baby mama fucked in the game this year, she can't
Speaker 1: claim nothing on her taxes. I'm with that.
Speaker 2: But for the nigga who ain't took care of his
Speaker 2: kid in three years, you don't even know what this
Speaker 2: nigga look like. Last time you seen any folks have
Speaker 2: to fade and I got locks.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be quiet because I ain't got a dog
Speaker 1: in this fight.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, bro, like people are fucking stupid, like
Speaker 2: we were saying. Man, women be like, all right, I'm
Speaker 2: talking to niggas making thirty five fifty. But then to
Speaker 2: come out of character and come down and talk to
Speaker 2: the niggas making sixteen seventy five. Why the fuck would
Speaker 2: you do in your life if you only talking to
Speaker 2: niggas making thirty five fifty, Why do you have why
Speaker 2: you care about talking to a nigga making sixteen fifty.
Speaker 4: Because those are the niggas who will say those trigger
Speaker 4: things like that's why you're a single woman now or
Speaker 4: single mother.
Speaker 1: And it gets them rouled up. Stop listening to the.
Speaker 4: Text, and then all of a sudden, now you wrapped up,
Speaker 4: and now here you are a high class woman arguing
Speaker 4: with a peasant. And because of the Internet, we can't
Speaker 4: tell the difference.
Speaker 3: Yep, A lot of a lot of the niggas who
Speaker 3: were talking crazy and so excited about it. If y'all filed,
Speaker 3: it would just get intercepted and go right back to her. Anyway,
Speaker 3: because a lot of you niggas are on Wisconsin's child
Speaker 3: support lean docket.
Speaker 1: I ain't got a dog in that fight either, and
Speaker 1: you owe money, so you wouldn't even get to keep it.
Speaker 3: So are they gloating? It doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Yeah, but I did.
Speaker 3: I wanted to drip because there's so many people who
Speaker 3: are just sharing, sharing, sharing, It's like, y'all don't even
Speaker 3: read that ship like at all. Y'all just fucking.
Speaker 1: Share the book. Read a book, read a god damn book.
Speaker 1: Most niggas can't. This is tr rute. And if they can't,
Speaker 1: don't really comprehended.
Speaker 14: They not even functional illiterate. They just illiterate, dull, like
Speaker 14: not being like, you're not even a functional stupid.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not. I'm never gonna.
Speaker 4: I've been watching Will Treat so I can see what
Speaker 4: functional illiterates can succeed in life. Okay, you very successful people,
Speaker 4: but you niggas is just dumb, not.
Speaker 1: Even a functional dumb, just dumb. Well, as my nigga
Speaker 1: Wrin would say, stupid idiots.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go ahead and close up the show.
Speaker 1: I know we are. We're way under you know what
Speaker 1: we normally. We're also on a completely different day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on a completely different day. We started way
Speaker 3: way way later than what we usually do.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 3: But I do want to thank everybody for listening.
Speaker 1: Question resent alcohol was always the answer. What's the plan?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 1: Are we going back to normal? That's on you. You're
Speaker 1: the one carrying life.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure all right. So we'll
Speaker 3: see y'all Sunday. But before we go, I just want
Speaker 3: to play, you know, play one last idiot before we
Speaker 3: close off the show America.
Speaker 1: So, ain't nobody gonna perform for Donald Trump?
Speaker 9: Huh?
Speaker 2: Which one of you jiggaboo ass niggas gonna be the
Speaker 2: first one to do it?
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm gonna roaster funck. I wanted you. Uncle
Speaker 1: Tom asked niggas for doing Which one of you niggas
Speaker 1: gonna do it first? I use the one that performs
Speaker 1: for himself. Snoop posted that.
Speaker 3: And took his ass performing for inauguration events or Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if this nigga just gets so
Speaker 3: fucking high that he forgot that he you know, said
Speaker 3: this shit. But as we love to say, people don't forget.
Speaker 1: So they've been.
Speaker 3: Calling his ass out for like the entire week, and
Speaker 3: he fucking deserves it. So yeah, thank you guys for
Speaker 3: tuning in to this week's episode of Posturally Awkward. If
Speaker 3: you were not able to tune in for the full live,
Speaker 3: it is all good, because y'all know we do replace.
Speaker 3: But tune in for our audio only episodes on Tuesdays
Speaker 3: at ten a m. You're not able to watch the live,
Speaker 3: or you know, you just need some food to get
Speaker 3: you do the work there. Otherwise, catch us on Sundays
Speaker 3: round eight thirty ish.
Speaker 1: Shit, we're gonna start putting a hard time on that
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: Even when I be ready to go on a hard time,
Speaker 3: you don't be ready.
Speaker 4: So I just keep it the new year, because we
Speaker 4: gotta make sure you get home in time to breastfeeding ship.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I like to hear.
Speaker 3: And titties leaking live on air, and ship already be
Speaker 3: squeezing out my left one. So until next time we
Speaker 3: got a whole, I'm on hiatus,