Speaker 1: Couldn't be hotter and couldn't be heavier here in the
Speaker 1: TLFX Games Events Center. Welcome back in. I'm Sean Mooney
Speaker 1: and we're bringing you the King of the Cast, a
Speaker 1: thirty two person tournament to determine the greatest character in
Speaker 1: the history of the Lapsed Fan Podcast. It's, of course,
Speaker 1: all in celebration of ten years of tlf and it's
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Speaker 1: eyes peeled and earspiel to the Lapsed Fan's podcast feed
Speaker 1: as well as its ex account for your chance to
Speaker 1: vote on who advances through the King of the Cast
Speaker 1: tournament in celebration of TLFX. In this week's encounter, it's
Speaker 1: a rather unique collision of philosophies as well as political dispositions.
Speaker 1: As one of the most political wrestlers to ever step
Speaker 1: fut in the ring, he of the Third Party Regime,
Speaker 1: Jesse the Body Ventura, squares off against longtime wrestling promoter
Speaker 1: and inwring sensation and longtime opposition to anybody who sought
Speaker 1: to do anything to change a single thing about how
Speaker 1: he wanted to present for wrestling. It's lapsed, Ollie Anderson, this.
Speaker 2: Is Jesse the Body Ventura. I am your third party candidate.
Speaker 2: I'm here to campaign for the fact that I am
Speaker 2: the King of the Cast, that I've done it all
Speaker 2: in professional wrestling, that I've done it all on the
Speaker 2: lapsed fan, that I've done it all in the political
Speaker 2: the political battlefield. I always say, don't vote for a
Speaker 2: Democrat or Republican. I've never voted for one in my
Speaker 2: life and I never will. But I'll vote for myself.
Speaker 2: I enjoy third parties, and you know what, the third
Speaker 2: Party is going to be the party of a lifetime
Speaker 2: and the party of the summer if you ask me,
Speaker 2: all right, I love I love this country, but I
Speaker 2: don't love it enough to live in it. I prefer
Speaker 2: to live in Mexico. And I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 2: I can be the King of the Cast whether I'm
Speaker 2: in Mexico eating in chiladas, not eating chocolate, whether I'm
Speaker 2: in Minnesota or I still live in the Governor's mansion.
Speaker 2: I could also be across the seas. I could be
Speaker 2: in Europe, I could be in Russia. It doesn't matter
Speaker 2: where I am. I can be King of the Cast.
Speaker 2: Everywhere when if you can lose, if you must, but
Speaker 2: always cheat. And I'll tell you one thing as I'm
Speaker 2: heading out there tonight, I may you know what. I
Speaker 2: may never come back. The chances are I may die
Speaker 2: in the ring, but I'll tell you right now, if
Speaker 2: I do die in the ring, you can put on
Speaker 2: my gravestone that he never owned a cell phone.
Speaker 1: Interesting call there from the cell phoneless Jesse Ventura, who
Speaker 1: remains off the grid but very much in the grid
Speaker 1: before us the TLFX Games tournament. His opposition now lapsed,
Speaker 1: Ollie Anderson.
Speaker 2: And all.
Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting. I'm here sit at the house,
Speaker 1: just came off a shift at the sawmill. Forty good
Speaker 1: year lumber prices are up timber. We've got a oriented
Speaker 1: strand board that seems to be doing pretty well this season.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't help but notice now, while this uh,
Speaker 1: this yellow tailed Jesse Ventura is running his mouth, he
Speaker 1: doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know to mention me. And all the
Speaker 1: various factors that he wanted to cite is relevant to
Speaker 1: how he's gonna win this tournament. Now, I got a problem.
Speaker 1: Those people who don't know their ass from a hole
Speaker 1: in the ground. I could give a fuck. I think
Speaker 1: he's the shits. I think Jesse Ventura is not invited
Speaker 1: to the debates because he's the shits, not because he's
Speaker 1: too controversial, not because he knows the lies the government
Speaker 1: is telling us. Look, I sniffed out lies from the
Speaker 1: best Jimmy Barnett dickhead asshole faith and he thinks that
Speaker 1: he's gonna bring his dog and pony show, his third
Speaker 1: party bullshit past the threshold of all the Anderson's front door.
Speaker 1: I've put down worse than you. I've convinced and lulled
Speaker 1: into a sentence a false security much better than your
Speaker 1: Jesseventor and god be MTLFX games. I'm gonna fuck you
Speaker 1: before you got a chance to fuck me. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go all the way in this thing, and when
Speaker 1: it's over, I'm gonna look around say, don't one knows
Speaker 1: what the fuck they're talking about doing that. Voting in
Speaker 1: the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth.
Speaker 1: Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at
Speaker 1: the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who
Speaker 1: advances to the King of the Cast,