Speaker 1: Couldn't be hotter and couldn't be heavier here in the
TLFX Games Events Center. Welcome back in. I'm Sean Mooney
and we're bringing you the King of the Cast, a
thirty two person tournament to determine the greatest character in
the history of the Lapsed Fan Podcast. It's, of course,
all in celebration of ten years of tlf and it's
brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer Small
Batch Light Beer. The Garage is always open, keep your
eyes peeled and earspiel to the Lapsed Fan's podcast feed
as well as its ex account for your chance to
vote on who advances through the King of the Cast
tournament in celebration of TLFX. In this week's encounter, it's
a rather unique collision of philosophies as well as political dispositions.
As one of the most political wrestlers to ever step
fut in the ring, he of the Third Party Regime,
Jesse the Body Ventura, squares off against longtime wrestling promoter
and inwring sensation and longtime opposition to anybody who sought
to do anything to change a single thing about how
he wanted to present for wrestling. It's lapsed, Ollie Anderson, this.
Speaker 2: Is Jesse the Body Ventura. I am your third party candidate.
I'm here to campaign for the fact that I am
the King of the Cast, that I've done it all
in professional wrestling, that I've done it all on the
lapsed fan, that I've done it all in the political
the political battlefield. I always say, don't vote for a
Democrat or Republican. I've never voted for one in my
life and I never will. But I'll vote for myself.
I enjoy third parties, and you know what, the third
Party is going to be the party of a lifetime
and the party of the summer if you ask me,
all right, I love I love this country, but I
don't love it enough to live in it. I prefer
to live in Mexico. And I'll tell you right now,
I can be the King of the Cast whether I'm
in Mexico eating in chiladas, not eating chocolate, whether I'm
in Minnesota or I still live in the Governor's mansion.
I could also be across the seas. I could be
in Europe, I could be in Russia. It doesn't matter
where I am. I can be King of the Cast.
Everywhere when if you can lose, if you must, but
always cheat. And I'll tell you one thing as I'm
heading out there tonight, I may you know what. I
may never come back. The chances are I may die
in the ring, but I'll tell you right now, if
I do die in the ring, you can put on
my gravestone that he never owned a cell phone.
Speaker 1: Interesting call there from the cell phoneless Jesse Ventura, who
remains off the grid but very much in the grid
before us the TLFX Games tournament. His opposition now lapsed,
Ollie Anderson.
Speaker 2: And all.
Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting. I'm here sit at the house,
just came off a shift at the sawmill. Forty good
year lumber prices are up timber. We've got a oriented
strand board that seems to be doing pretty well this season.
But I couldn't help but notice now, while this uh,
this yellow tailed Jesse Ventura is running his mouth, he
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground,
and he doesn't know to mention me. And all the
various factors that he wanted to cite is relevant to
how he's gonna win this tournament. Now, I got a problem.
Those people who don't know their ass from a hole
in the ground. I could give a fuck. I think
he's the shits. I think Jesse Ventura is not invited
to the debates because he's the shits, not because he's
too controversial, not because he knows the lies the government
is telling us. Look, I sniffed out lies from the
best Jimmy Barnett dickhead asshole faith and he thinks that
he's gonna bring his dog and pony show, his third
party bullshit past the threshold of all the Anderson's front door.
I've put down worse than you. I've convinced and lulled
into a sentence a false security much better than your
Jesseventor and god be MTLFX games. I'm gonna fuck you
before you got a chance to fuck me. And I'm
gonna go all the way in this thing, and when
it's over, I'm gonna look around say, don't one knows
what the fuck they're talking about doing that. Voting in
the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth.
Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at
the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who
advances to the King of the Cast,