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Speaker 1: Couldn't be hotter and couldn't be heavier here in the

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TLFX Games Events Center. Welcome back in. I'm Sean Mooney

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and we're bringing you the King of the Cast, a

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thirty two person tournament to determine the greatest character in

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the history of the Lapsed Fan Podcast. It's, of course,

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all in celebration of ten years of tlf and it's

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brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer Small

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Batch Light Beer. The Garage is always open, keep your

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eyes peeled and earspiel to the Lapsed Fan's podcast feed

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as well as its ex account for your chance to

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vote on who advances through the King of the Cast

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tournament in celebration of TLFX. In this week's encounter, it's

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a rather unique collision of philosophies as well as political dispositions.

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As one of the most political wrestlers to ever step

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fut in the ring, he of the Third Party Regime,

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Jesse the Body Ventura, squares off against longtime wrestling promoter

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and inwring sensation and longtime opposition to anybody who sought

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to do anything to change a single thing about how

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he wanted to present for wrestling. It's lapsed, Ollie Anderson, this.

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Speaker 2: Is Jesse the Body Ventura. I am your third party candidate.

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I'm here to campaign for the fact that I am

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the King of the Cast, that I've done it all

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in professional wrestling, that I've done it all on the

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lapsed fan, that I've done it all in the political

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the political battlefield. I always say, don't vote for a

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Democrat or Republican. I've never voted for one in my

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life and I never will. But I'll vote for myself.

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I enjoy third parties, and you know what, the third

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Party is going to be the party of a lifetime

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and the party of the summer if you ask me,

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all right, I love I love this country, but I

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don't love it enough to live in it. I prefer

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to live in Mexico. And I'll tell you right now,

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I can be the King of the Cast whether I'm

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in Mexico eating in chiladas, not eating chocolate, whether I'm

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in Minnesota or I still live in the Governor's mansion.

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I could also be across the seas. I could be

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in Europe, I could be in Russia. It doesn't matter

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where I am. I can be King of the Cast.

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Everywhere when if you can lose, if you must, but

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always cheat. And I'll tell you one thing as I'm

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heading out there tonight, I may you know what. I

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may never come back. The chances are I may die

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in the ring, but I'll tell you right now, if

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I do die in the ring, you can put on

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my gravestone that he never owned a cell phone.

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Speaker 1: Interesting call there from the cell phoneless Jesse Ventura, who

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remains off the grid but very much in the grid

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before us the TLFX Games tournament. His opposition now lapsed,

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Ollie Anderson.

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Speaker 2: And all.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of interesting. I'm here sit at the house,

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just came off a shift at the sawmill. Forty good

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year lumber prices are up timber. We've got a oriented

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strand board that seems to be doing pretty well this season.

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But I couldn't help but notice now, while this uh,

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this yellow tailed Jesse Ventura is running his mouth, he

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doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground,

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and he doesn't know to mention me. And all the

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various factors that he wanted to cite is relevant to

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how he's gonna win this tournament. Now, I got a problem.

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Those people who don't know their ass from a hole

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in the ground. I could give a fuck. I think

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he's the shits. I think Jesse Ventura is not invited

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to the debates because he's the shits, not because he's

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too controversial, not because he knows the lies the government

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is telling us. Look, I sniffed out lies from the

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best Jimmy Barnett dickhead asshole faith and he thinks that

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he's gonna bring his dog and pony show, his third

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party bullshit past the threshold of all the Anderson's front door.

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I've put down worse than you. I've convinced and lulled

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into a sentence a false security much better than your

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Jesseventor and god be MTLFX games. I'm gonna fuck you

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before you got a chance to fuck me. And I'm

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gonna go all the way in this thing, and when

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it's over, I'm gonna look around say, don't one knows

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what the fuck they're talking about doing that. Voting in

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the TLFX Games is expected to commence on Monday, August nineteenth.

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Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x account at

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the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote on who

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advances to the King of the Cast,