Speaker 1: The Magnificent Montague s powering Marty Wallie.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Magnificent Montagu.
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Speaker 1: Edwin the Magnificent Montague left the Shakespearean Theater for the
Speaker 1: less artistic but more profitable role of Uncle Goodheart, star
Speaker 1: of an afternoon radio program, his one link with his
Speaker 1: beloved theater remained the Proscenium Club. That's stalwart Actors Club,
Speaker 1: dedicated to two great ideals, the return of the Shakespearean
Speaker 1: drama and trying to pay off the mortgage at its clubhouse.
Speaker 1: Edwin is at a cultural meeting of the club right now.
Speaker 1: His wife Lily and Agnes the Maid are expecting him
Speaker 1: for lunch. In the meantime, they are indulging in a
Speaker 1: little culture of their own, a gin runny game.
Speaker 2: Agnes is happy, she is winning.
Speaker 3: There's a tambo doan shank and a rusty old male.
Speaker 3: But it's my home, sweet home up on the rock
Speaker 3: in bird hell, Agnes, Please, why is it honey?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to play cards. When you sing, I
Speaker 4: keep throwing you wrong cards.
Speaker 3: You do tu all a love, Agnes.
Speaker 5: Let me concentrate. I have won a game all morning
Speaker 5: from you.
Speaker 6: Snap it up, will you, honey? The magnificent monster be
Speaker 6: home any minute much?
Speaker 7: I just good jack.
Speaker 4: Face six of clubs. I don't think you can use
Speaker 4: that there the six o'club. Jin Oh no, I'm stuck
Speaker 4: with thirty six points.
Speaker 5: What's this going on?
Speaker 6: I'm i head two hundred and forty six, three hundred points, Agnes?
Speaker 5: What does that come to in money?
Speaker 3: Fourteen cents? Get it up?
Speaker 4: That's enough for today. Let's have the table for lunch.
Speaker 4: You know how Edwin likes to see everything on the table.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see something on the table right now.
Speaker 4: What my fourteen cents?
Speaker 3: Get it up later.
Speaker 2: I had some loose change on my dress.
Speaker 3: Better get it before your husband sees it.
Speaker 6: The boy, the boy with a magnetized fingers.
Speaker 4: And who was just trying to raise every senty can
Speaker 4: for the Proscenium Club.
Speaker 5: The mortgage on the clubhouse is deal again?
Speaker 6: Thanks for telling me. I got a dollar in my room.
Speaker 6: I better nailed to the floor. Every year it's another drive.
Speaker 4: It's amazing the clever ride years he comes up with
Speaker 4: every year to raise money.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 3: I wonder what the big scheme is this year.
Speaker 6: Guess the exact number of hairs ins Beard and when
Speaker 6: a box of blue Jay corn plasters Agnes.
Speaker 4: He's desperate about this fundraising. He doesn't want to overlook
Speaker 4: any source of money.
Speaker 3: Aren't you overlooking something? What my fourteen cents? Get it up?
Speaker 5: Here's your fourteen cents.
Speaker 3: Come on, one more hand.
Speaker 5: I'll deal all about Edwin at the door.
Speaker 3: Let's be quiet. Maybe I'll go away.
Speaker 5: Deal Ns, I'll get the door.
Speaker 8: Hello Edwin, Lily, are you answering the door? Yes, my
Speaker 8: fondest dreams have come true. Agnes has been drafted.
Speaker 5: No, Edwin, Agnes is dealing a rummy.
Speaker 3: Here, come on, honey, grab your card.
Speaker 2: And this is a jobbing scene. The house is a mess,
Speaker 2: lunch isn't ready, and I'm me it is dealing. I'll
Speaker 2: kill who are you expecting? Nick the Greek?
Speaker 3: Yes, do pagan than you.
Speaker 8: I have better things to do with my time. What's
Speaker 8: that on the table? Oh fourteen cent you'll touch.
Speaker 3: That and now'll break your arm.
Speaker 5: And when that's Agnes's money, just.
Speaker 3: Make one move for that money, greens Eam, just one.
Speaker 2: Move an it's for a worthy call.
Speaker 6: I got a worthier cause this fourteen cents is going
Speaker 6: right under the Let's buy Agnes a squirrel colt before
Speaker 6: Christmas funds Agnes.
Speaker 2: The Prosidium Club is on its last leg.
Speaker 3: I just want to keep mine from freezing when.
Speaker 5: It's getting ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Every year the members of the club have to go
Speaker 4: through these frantic last minute appeals, raffles, rum and sales bazaars.
Speaker 2: Lily, we have to meet the mortgage.
Speaker 6: Mortgage has been met more times in general, MacArthur.
Speaker 4: Edwin every year this struggle to keep the Proscenium Clubhouse going.
Speaker 5: Why don't you close it down?
Speaker 8: Clue's the Proscenium Club the last strongholder Shakespeare in this country.
Speaker 8: Never It's not just a club for a few old
Speaker 8: Shakespearean actors. It is the fortress for the old soldiers
Speaker 8: carrying the flickering torture culture, making a last desperate stand
Speaker 8: against the forces of Milton Ball.
Speaker 5: Don't get excited.
Speaker 2: Picture the clubhouse, Lily, it should be a shriy.
Speaker 3: I've seen it. It should be condemned.
Speaker 2: Charming, Agnes. You seem to be able to put things
Speaker 2: so well. See if you can guess where I'm about
Speaker 2: to put my foot edwards.
Speaker 8: See the presidium club is desperate, Sir Guy Teasdale, our
Speaker 8: club treasurer is coming up here with the club's financial statement.
Speaker 5: So Guy's coming up here.
Speaker 8: Yes, the executive committee wants sir Guy and myself to
Speaker 8: put my heads together.
Speaker 5: Did you think you can raise the money?
Speaker 2: Knock on wood, Just.
Speaker 3: What it will sound like when you and sir Guy
Speaker 3: put your heads together.
Speaker 2: And Lily, it just came to me. Ah, there's sir Guy.
Speaker 2: Let him in.
Speaker 6: Give me a chance to lot the ice pots first.
Speaker 6: That vulture, the complimentarion you're stuffing with food.
Speaker 5: Get the door.
Speaker 3: It's sir Guy.
Speaker 2: Montague.
Speaker 8: Montague Guy, come into Guy, you got you look as
Speaker 8: young and captivating as the day we've all turned together.
Speaker 2: And hamlet.
Speaker 5: Bix some teath for cigar.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll go take a look at the tea bag
Speaker 6: and see if it's good.
Speaker 3: For one more dunk.
Speaker 5: I leave her alone. Sit down, Sir Guy.
Speaker 9: Thank you, I just can't get over how beautiful you,
Speaker 9: lovely lay.
Speaker 2: Egg.
Speaker 5: Just pick some sandwiches for cigars.
Speaker 2: I tell you, it's amazing.
Speaker 8: La.
Speaker 2: You look like a girl of eighteen.
Speaker 5: I just bring out a few cookies too.
Speaker 3: It's okay. So guy, well you now have tea, sandwiches
Speaker 3: and cookies. Would you like to try to stay?
Speaker 5: You and said guy, go about your business?
Speaker 2: Have your reports? Guy? Ye are the books? Let me
Speaker 2: put down my glasses. Good. That was the situation. Here.
Speaker 9: We are annual financial statement of the Presning Club for
Speaker 9: the fiscal year, whatever that means. Here we are here
Speaker 9: the income from dows twenty six dollars, only.
Speaker 2: Twenty six dollars. I paid twenty of it myself, bully
Speaker 2: for you? What other income?
Speaker 9: Annual Christmas dance to augment the twenty six dollars in
Speaker 9: the treasure?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 2: You remember the dance? Jolly affair. Wasn't it wonderful?
Speaker 5: What a turnout?
Speaker 2: How did we do? We lost the twenty six dollars.
Speaker 9: March fifth, the annual Shakespeare Memorial beef Steak banquet. You're
Speaker 9: afraid of losses sustained by the Christmas dance?
Speaker 8: Well, you couldn't lose on that there was no expense.
Speaker 8: The meat was donated and it was cooked by the
Speaker 8: Ladies of Xiliary.
Speaker 9: Oh we did well there, martgirl. March the fifth POFECT
Speaker 9: thirty seven dollars.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 2: What's next?
Speaker 9: March the sixth, Hospital and stomach pump expenses.
Speaker 2: Four members who attended.
Speaker 9: The Shakespeare Memorial Beefsteak Banquet one hundred and sixteen dollars
Speaker 9: and thirty eight scent.
Speaker 8: Sir guy, we actor as in the Pacidium Government's faced reality.
Speaker 8: Once in our lives, we haven't the senties treasury and
Speaker 8: a thousand dollars payment on the mortgage is due.
Speaker 9: That was a mortgage thanks to our emergency committee to
Speaker 9: save the clubhouse that's been taking.
Speaker 2: Care of the whole thousand maybe more good.
Speaker 8: The emergency committee came through with an idea at last,
Speaker 8: or what is it?
Speaker 2: Here's yours matter? What we are? Punchboard? I punched? Oh no,
Speaker 2: last year it was Pyramid Clubs Montague.
Speaker 7: This is so simple.
Speaker 9: There are one hundred punches on the board. At ten
Speaker 9: cents of punch, you make ten dollars.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 8: Wait, look what it says on the top of the
Speaker 8: board punch for profit. You may win ten dollars. So, guy,
Speaker 8: I suppose someone punches out the ten dollar.
Speaker 2: Hole, Mantague.
Speaker 9: Your so naive It says you may win ten dollars, Cigar.
Speaker 2: You mean there is no ten dollars punch on the
Speaker 2: whole board.
Speaker 9: That's the very same question I asked the man who
Speaker 9: sold the punchboards to wash.
Speaker 2: Well, what did he say? He just winked. It's dishonest.
Speaker 2: Say you can win ten dollars, but there isn't a
Speaker 2: chance of winning, Montague. You can't stoop low enough these days.
Speaker 2: You wear the Kapower report.
Speaker 9: Why in our own city there is a gambling king,
Speaker 9: big Ed McLuhan, who takes the public for a million.
Speaker 2: Dollars a year Montague.
Speaker 9: The public once should have fleeh them.
Speaker 2: They get mad if you don't.
Speaker 8: And you're right, Cigar, he's a publican poll a million
Speaker 8: dollars a year into the pocket of a big Ed
Speaker 8: mclune and left the Presidium Club fall over the wayside.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that punchboard. Yeah here, goodbye, Cigar.
Speaker 9: Goodbye Montagu And the words that the immortal shakes me
Speaker 9: at cheap punching.
Speaker 8: The Magnificent Montague was a punchboard. No no, I can't
Speaker 8: kind of made that way.
Speaker 2: I couldn't sell anything to punch on a crooked punchboard.
Speaker 2: Who could I possibly do that to?
Speaker 6: It's a guy gone, oh, keep your distance. The last
Speaker 6: time you said all agnes like that, it cost me
Speaker 6: my day off.
Speaker 2: I find I have a little gadget here that may
Speaker 2: get you your squirrel coat.
Speaker 3: What is it a trap?
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a punchboard.
Speaker 5: And when you be late, you're an a good heart. Broadcast.
Speaker 2: I stop being charged Lilius for the club. It's only
Speaker 2: a dime of punch. You may win ten dollars.
Speaker 5: Is for the Presidium Club.
Speaker 2: Come on, there's only ten cents a punch.
Speaker 5: You can win ten dollars.
Speaker 6: Stop ganging up on me. Wait what am I working
Speaker 6: for a family? Or send a goods if.
Speaker 2: We lose the Presidium Club, here's good time and thank you.
Speaker 2: Punch out a hole.
Speaker 6: This is a big waste of time, you know, but
Speaker 6: here goes My mother.
Speaker 3: Told me to pick this one.
Speaker 2: He now unfold a little piece of paper that was
Speaker 2: pushed out.
Speaker 3: Okay, here goes nothing.
Speaker 4: Even if you don't win, they always have cute sayings
Speaker 4: printed on the back of the slips.
Speaker 3: Well, here's a cute thing.
Speaker 2: What does it say?
Speaker 3: Ten dollars?
Speaker 5: I oh, Edwen, Agnes won.
Speaker 2: The ten dollars get it up is a mistake. Let
Speaker 2: me explained.
Speaker 3: He talks, get it up.
Speaker 2: It's impossible.
Speaker 6: The man wins cross my hand with a beautiful dirty
Speaker 6: green saw bucks.
Speaker 2: I'll at least punch out the rest.
Speaker 6: I'll punch you in the nose. Come on, boy, ten clams,
Speaker 6: two five ones. I'll take it a loose change.
Speaker 2: I guess the club is fighting for his life.
Speaker 3: I'm fighting for a squirrel coat.
Speaker 5: Get it up?
Speaker 3: Ten tippy tippy Candra, Edwin, Agnes won.
Speaker 2: I'll give her the money, but lily, the club hasn't
Speaker 2: got a set and.
Speaker 5: Pay her out of your own pocket. You gambled and lost.
Speaker 2: Oh all right here, Agnes. Ten dollar bill.
Speaker 6: Oh my favorite picture. Alexander Hamilton. I haven't seen you
Speaker 6: in years, Edwin.
Speaker 5: I'll take a punch.
Speaker 2: It's no use for the there. Let's face it.
Speaker 8: We need one thousand dollars and we're running around with
Speaker 8: ten cent punchboards. Public doesn't care about the Obsidium Club
Speaker 8: and all it stands for.
Speaker 4: Oh now, ed when the public has so many other
Speaker 4: worthwhile causes to contribute to.
Speaker 8: Sure, they have to contribute a million dollars a year
Speaker 8: to Big Ed McCune's gambling joints. Maybe we got rid
Speaker 8: of me and there'll be a little money left for causes,
Speaker 8: like a Presidium club.
Speaker 5: It would stop getting excited. There's nothing you can do
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 2: There isn't it.
Speaker 8: Hell, Lily, I'm going to drive Big Ed mclune and
Speaker 8: his gang out of town.
Speaker 5: How can you drive anybody out of town?
Speaker 2: Mcloon is a power in this city.
Speaker 5: You're all alone.
Speaker 8: I have a microphone. Remember I have uncle good heart.
Speaker 8: I am a power too. Don't try and stuff in
Speaker 8: the lad In the words of Macbeth, I will not yield.
Speaker 8: To kiss the ground beneath Big mcluon feet before my body,
Speaker 8: I oh my warlike shield. Lay on mcloon, and dan
Speaker 8: be him who first cries.
Speaker 2: Hold enough.
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Speaker 1: his Uncle good Heart broadcast.
Speaker 8: Listen, and so, Ronald, here you are again visiting Uncle Goodheart.
Speaker 8: He needs to take cottage on the sunny side of
Speaker 8: the lane. With the police hot on your trail. Now
Speaker 8: you want Uncle Goodheart to hide a car in his garage?
Speaker 2: Ronald, where is your memory? You have seven of them
Speaker 2: in there already.
Speaker 8: I understand, Ronald everybody likes an automobile, but you, Ronald,
Speaker 8: you like everybody's auto abile Ronald, I look the other
Speaker 8: way when you file the serial numbers off those seven
Speaker 8: cards that made out those false registration papers.
Speaker 2: But now, Ronald, you ask too much of old Uncle Goodheart.
Speaker 8: You want me to make a decision for you. Should
Speaker 8: you join the auto club. This is a question you
Speaker 8: used to ask your own heart, Ronald. But no matter
Speaker 8: what you decide, Ronald, remember as you ride out on
Speaker 8: the highway with the sound of sirens behind you, always
Speaker 8: keep your head, hide.
Speaker 2: Into the sun and lie.
Speaker 1: And so ends another episode of Uncle good Heart until
Speaker 1: he meets you again in his little college on the
Speaker 1: sunny side of the lane.
Speaker 2: Here is Uncle good Heart. Where there's thought part Today.
Speaker 8: Dear housewives, I was going to read a spring poem
Speaker 8: to you, ented by Sissus Ophedia Zetts of Miniola, Long Island.
Speaker 8: It's called fertilizer, the workhorse of the God. But housewives,
Speaker 8: as you know, before.
Speaker 2: We can plant our little gods, we must get rid
Speaker 2: of the weeds.
Speaker 8: There is a weed in our city by the name
Speaker 8: of big Ed McCune.
Speaker 2: Mister Moniculee. We must we out Big mcloon, He and
Speaker 2: his gambling and pire must be pulled out by the roof.
Speaker 2: Sister Marmonica, you plea down with Big Ed mcclube.
Speaker 10: The opinions expressed by Uncle Goodhart are entirely his own
Speaker 10: and do not reflect the attitude told mister mclul of
Speaker 10: anybody around here.
Speaker 8: Honestly, let's be at the microphone down with my co lousing.
Speaker 8: We're off the air announced, How dare you cut it
Speaker 8: up with Springer the producer? Oh there you are, Springer,
Speaker 8: mister man, have you gone aw wait to bringer see
Speaker 8: things like that about Big Ed McCune on the air.
Speaker 8: What he said, I don't know who I have coming
Speaker 8: in suicide.
Speaker 2: I'll Springer stop carrying off. I'll carry on.
Speaker 8: You'll be carried out. No, why did you have to go?
Speaker 8: Here's our director, mister zinsa well, Sinza? What did you
Speaker 8: think of the broadcast?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Is insa? Thank you?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 7: When aschers mister Montague.
Speaker 2: Where's notches? Well? Zinza, you're not in Mexico.
Speaker 7: Will be in a few hours.
Speaker 2: Can know you got to stay here and face it.
Speaker 2: Shame on your sins. Hadn't you any spunk funk s monk.
Speaker 7: I'm getting out while they gatten.
Speaker 2: Come back.
Speaker 8: Oh that's the kind of man. You turn it run
Speaker 8: the minute it looks as if there's going to be
Speaker 8: a fight.
Speaker 7: Mister Montague, I built my whole career around being a coward.
Speaker 2: Isn't getting us anywhere? I'd better phone the sponsor.
Speaker 7: I just did want to say, buenous.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the way it is. You're going to leave
Speaker 2: me holding the bag.
Speaker 9: You're not going to be up holding the bag, mister Montague,
Speaker 9: You're going to be in it.
Speaker 8: What's the matter with you two? Haven't you had any
Speaker 8: good red American blood in your.
Speaker 2: Sure we have.
Speaker 7: We just don't like it to get splashed around.
Speaker 2: Mister Montagule, come into my office. You will have to
Speaker 2: write a retraction, a retraction, never forging. If you think
Speaker 2: I will take back what I said about that monster.
Speaker 4: I ho.
Speaker 2: Hello, hi right away.
Speaker 9: Come on sensor where Ray watters in the executive office.
Speaker 7: Goodbye radio. It's where I go back to telling hot chestnuts.
Speaker 9: Here's a pen and paper, write back retraction.
Speaker 8: Levermsen's all right something mccoover, I have no trouble from him.
Speaker 2: Happy he reads this, And dear mister mccoon, Oh, don't shoot,
Speaker 2: don't shoot.
Speaker 9: Mister Barbecue has a panic collent the Telehorne switchboard.
Speaker 7: It's led up like a Christmas what's happening?
Speaker 2: Listeners all over the city on the mall. Don't let
Speaker 2: them get me, get you. They want to get mccloo.
Speaker 7: The Brooklyn chapter of the Uncle Goodheart fan Club had
Speaker 7: just torn down the front of mcloon's eighty doosey Club.
Speaker 2: Gentle that you mean your Uncle good Heart listeners are
Speaker 2: behind you.
Speaker 7: In the Bronx, five thousand women have pledged themselves to
Speaker 7: give up Canal. Then until I get mcloon.
Speaker 2: You've got him on the run. Hell, he's on the
Speaker 2: Mayor called. He's putting the entire police force at your disposal.
Speaker 7: Every crime committee in the country wants you to be honest.
Speaker 2: They do. A sponsor wants you to know his flugal
Speaker 2: soap is behind you. He's putting Brake McLoone on every wrapper.
Speaker 7: He is with every ten rappers you send and you
Speaker 7: get a break.
Speaker 9: Mcloon, hatchet, mister Montague, You've got everybody behind.
Speaker 7: You, and you think we were afraid.
Speaker 2: Fight.
Speaker 7: See that mclun Now I'll fit right in a.
Speaker 2: Die you see, gentlemen, what one fearless citizen can do.
Speaker 2: Never for a moment, I hesitate.
Speaker 7: You're my new hero.
Speaker 2: Mister on with a fight.
Speaker 8: I will go rest until every gambling joint owned by
Speaker 8: McLoone is closed. All battle cry boys, get it mcpool.
Speaker 3: Oh not again.
Speaker 6: Hello, this is a get McLoone headquarters, Sergeant Agnes speaking.
Speaker 6: You want Uncle goodheard to speak at your rally tonight. Sorry,
Speaker 6: there are six rallies ahead of you for tonight.
Speaker 5: Did you get Edwin's full restued out? For the banquet
Speaker 5: the governor is giving in his honor?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, do you see it? It looks like he
Speaker 3: just gave a banquet for them all. Hello?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: Oh the new Rochelle chapter reporting. Okay, give me the figures.
Speaker 6: You smashed sixteen slap machines, two roulette wheels, and sang
Speaker 6: two floating crap games.
Speaker 3: Good work, carry on? Oh, I just just thinking.
Speaker 4: One week Edvand has closed up every gambling house owned
Speaker 4: by Big Ed mcclun.
Speaker 3: I if he'd only closed his mouth. Oh there's Edwin,
Speaker 3: I'll get it.
Speaker 6: Hello, honey, here's Jay Edgar Montague. Now watch you hear
Speaker 6: from the mob.
Speaker 8: All right, like miss down, girl down Ellerly, it's all over.
Speaker 2: McCune is through Edwin.
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 8: And to think this all started because I got mad
Speaker 8: with the Brasilium club. Couldn't raise one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a guy called the mortgage is due tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh no, did they raise any money?
Speaker 5: Not a cent?
Speaker 4: Your uncle good heart anti crime campaign knocked out their punchboards.
Speaker 8: It was a hopeless struggle keeping the club the hogoian.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 8: I if it's another citizens, because they're asking me to
Speaker 8: lead another raid, I'll tell him McLoone is true.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what is it, mister good Heart?
Speaker 2: Live here? Well, yes one shine lady up, all right,
Speaker 2: your dame gen in the next room.
Speaker 7: The barsh watched that talked the waistcas along.
Speaker 8: Do what the gentleman with the gun says in the
Speaker 8: next rum if you think, shut up, okay, barsh he's
Speaker 8: all alone, okay us outside, I'll.
Speaker 2: Held them alone. I'll be in a hall if you
Speaker 2: need me, big egg, big big Ed McClune.
Speaker 7: Yeah, me A long time to find you, now, my dear.
Speaker 2: Miss raccoon, Let's not jump in conclusion. I've done very anxious.
Speaker 9: To meet your's I've been listening to your program.
Speaker 2: A long time. Oh now, mister mcgloon, I might have
Speaker 2: exaggerated a little about you. No you didn't. I didn't know,
Speaker 2: ouncle good. I'm so ashamed of myself. Shame. I'm a
Speaker 2: beast and a scoundrel. No, no, beg you what the
Speaker 2: only program I ever listened to.
Speaker 9: I didn't care what the cops sort of kafava committee
Speaker 9: said about me.
Speaker 2: But when my own dear uncle good heart blessed me,
Speaker 2: I couldn't look at myself anymore. I'm a bum.
Speaker 8: Now, pull yourself together, begin, I've ben climb myself to
Speaker 8: sleep every night for a week.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a decent citizen, like you say in
Speaker 2: your program. I want to hold up my head up
Speaker 2: high into the sun life.
Speaker 8: You have paid the penalty of crime. Your gambling joints
Speaker 8: are gone, but you have found yourself. I tell you
Speaker 8: I'm true, living away that you're not play your room penthouse.
Speaker 2: On Parker Avenue like a hundred animals. I have money.
Speaker 2: I want to do some good. Well, Bige, you say
Speaker 2: you have money, I'm loaded bigger.
Speaker 8: That just happens to be a fine cause that needs money.
Speaker 8: How would you like to be a philanthropist?
Speaker 9: None of that stuff, Uncle, I told you I was
Speaker 9: going straight.
Speaker 2: Big big.
Speaker 8: This is your chance to redeem yourself, your chance to
Speaker 8: help keep Shakespeare alive in our country which.
Speaker 2: Mobs after him. Oh no, no, he can hide out
Speaker 2: in my place.
Speaker 9: My torpedos will not leave his side.
Speaker 2: Knock out.
Speaker 9: Might not.
Speaker 8: Wait wait, I'm talking about the Prosidium Club, Michael. Unless
Speaker 8: they get a thousand dollars by I have to close.
Speaker 2: Its doors for it. Oh no, good club. Yes, those
Speaker 2: wonderful old actors will have no place to go. Mmmm.
Speaker 2: For all actors, I'll give them a grand big head,
Speaker 2: you pay.
Speaker 8: Off the margie, just say it's a phenomenominous from Big
Speaker 8: Ed McClune.
Speaker 2: For all hands will never have to worry about money again.
Speaker 2: They get the clue in the words of Shakespeare. You
Speaker 2: are the noblest Roman of them all. No, I'm a Greek.
Speaker 9: Whoever you are.
Speaker 2: You have saved the Prosidium Club.
Speaker 5: You shorry up with this pleasure, Edwards.
Speaker 2: Do at the bank or we have time. The mayor
Speaker 2: is big me up with a police escort.
Speaker 5: Well, you should be proud of yourself and Willie.
Speaker 2: I'm most proud of what I've done for Big Ed McClue.
Speaker 4: Yes, And isn't it wonderful what he's doing for the
Speaker 4: Proscenium Club. So guy told me they've made him an
Speaker 4: honorary member.
Speaker 2: But I've given him a new and wonderful life, Edwin.
Speaker 5: That's the Mayor's car.
Speaker 2: Got so lady's Edwin's coat.
Speaker 3: Here, I'll get the door.
Speaker 8: Hurry up, mister mordicare, mister Mannigaer, Police Commissioner Greedy?
Speaker 2: I ready for the banquet. Banquet. We've got a big
Speaker 2: surprise for your first you're leading the raid. What raid?
Speaker 2: Big Ed McClune is operating again? There must be a
Speaker 2: to say. He's wide open.
Speaker 9: He got every roulette wheel, entice table, slot machine.
Speaker 2: In the city installed in a new joint. Oh no,
Speaker 2: a new dog. Yeah, he calls it the Proscenium Class.
Speaker 2: Hurry up. Every squad car is waiting for you to
Speaker 2: lead the raid. Here, here's your hatchet. You go ahead,
Speaker 2: I'll meet you there.
Speaker 7: Okay, you know where it is?
Speaker 2: Do I know? Yes? Yes? Go on?
Speaker 5: Edwin?
Speaker 2: Quiet? Where is my suitcase? Where's my coat? Well?
Speaker 5: Edwin?
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