WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:12.919 The Magnificent Montague s powering Marty Wallie. 2 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:22.359 Yes, it's the Magnificent Montagu. 3 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:26.160 The Saturday Night Transcribe feature on NBC's All Star Festival 4 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:29.839 of Comedy, Music, Mystery, and Drama, brought to you by 5 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:33.719 Anison for Fast Relief of Headache, Neurriters and Euuralgia, and 6 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:38.320 by RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music, 7 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:49.799 and first in television, and now the Magnificent Montague. When 8 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:53.119 Edwin the Magnificent Montague left the Shakespearean Theater for the 9 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:56.880 less artistic but more profitable role of Uncle Goodheart, star 10 00:00:56.960 --> 00:01:00.119 of an afternoon radio program, his one link with his 11 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:04.920 beloved theater remained the Proscenium Club. That's stalwart Actors Club, 12 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:08.760 dedicated to two great ideals, the return of the Shakespearean 13 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:12.280 drama and trying to pay off the mortgage at its clubhouse. 14 00:01:13.120 --> 00:01:15.519 Edwin is at a cultural meeting of the club right now. 15 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:18.319 His wife Lily and Agnes the Maid are expecting him 16 00:01:18.319 --> 00:01:21.000 for lunch. In the meantime, they are indulging in a 17 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:24.000 little culture of their own, a gin runny game. 18 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:26.719 Agnes is happy, she is winning. 19 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:31.640 There's a tambo doan shank and a rusty old male. 20 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:35.519 But it's my home, sweet home up on the rock 21 00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:39.239 in bird hell, Agnes, Please, why is it honey? 22 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:41.280 Well, I'm trying to play cards. When you sing, I 23 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:42.840 keep throwing you wrong cards. 24 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:48.439 You do tu all a love, Agnes. 25 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:51.159 Let me concentrate. I have won a game all morning 26 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:51.799 from you. 27 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:54.000 Snap it up, will you, honey? The magnificent monster be 28 00:01:54.079 --> 00:01:55.400 home any minute much? 29 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:57.519 I just good jack. 30 00:01:58.920 --> 00:02:02.680 Face six of clubs. I don't think you can use 31 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:09.800 that there the six o'club. Jin Oh no, I'm stuck 32 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:11.000 with thirty six points. 33 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:12.039 What's this going on? 34 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:17.080 I'm i head two hundred and forty six, three hundred points, Agnes? 35 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:18.439 What does that come to in money? 36 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:19.879 Fourteen cents? Get it up? 37 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.840 That's enough for today. Let's have the table for lunch. 38 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:27.000 You know how Edwin likes to see everything on the table. 39 00:02:27.159 --> 00:02:29.280 I'd like to see something on the table right now. 40 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:31.560 What my fourteen cents? 41 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:34.960 Get it up later. 42 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:38.439 I had some loose change on my dress. 43 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:40.639 Better get it before your husband sees it. 44 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:45.639 The boy, the boy with a magnetized fingers. 45 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:47.520 And who was just trying to raise every senty can 46 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:48.680 for the Proscenium Club. 47 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:51.039 The mortgage on the clubhouse is deal again? 48 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:53.479 Thanks for telling me. I got a dollar in my room. 49 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:58.319 I better nailed to the floor. Every year it's another drive. 50 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:00.919 It's amazing the clever ride years he comes up with 51 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:02.639 every year to raise money. 52 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:03.039 Here. 53 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:04.800 I wonder what the big scheme is this year. 54 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:07.960 Guess the exact number of hairs ins Beard and when 55 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:12.800 a box of blue Jay corn plasters Agnes. 56 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:15.840 He's desperate about this fundraising. He doesn't want to overlook 57 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:17.080 any source of money. 58 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:21.120 Aren't you overlooking something? What my fourteen cents? Get it up? 59 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:24.280 Here's your fourteen cents. 60 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:25.599 Come on, one more hand. 61 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:27.520 I'll deal all about Edwin at the door. 62 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:29.240 Let's be quiet. Maybe I'll go away. 63 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:31.039 Deal Ns, I'll get the door. 64 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:37.080 Hello Edwin, Lily, are you answering the door? Yes, my 65 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:40.960 fondest dreams have come true. Agnes has been drafted. 66 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:45.400 No, Edwin, Agnes is dealing a rummy. 67 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.159 Here, come on, honey, grab your card. 68 00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:50.319 And this is a jobbing scene. The house is a mess, 69 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:54.800 lunch isn't ready, and I'm me it is dealing. I'll 70 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:57.560 kill who are you expecting? Nick the Greek? 71 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:02.439 Yes, do pagan than you. 72 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:05.039 I have better things to do with my time. What's 73 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.639 that on the table? Oh fourteen cent you'll touch. 74 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:09.599 That and now'll break your arm. 75 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:12.879 And when that's Agnes's money, just. 76 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:15.680 Make one move for that money, greens Eam, just one. 77 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:18.240 Move an it's for a worthy call. 78 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:21.879 I got a worthier cause this fourteen cents is going 79 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:24.560 right under the Let's buy Agnes a squirrel colt before 80 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:26.600 Christmas funds Agnes. 81 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.199 The Prosidium Club is on its last leg. 82 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:31.639 I just want to keep mine from freezing when. 83 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:34.800 It's getting ridiculous. 84 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:36.680 Every year the members of the club have to go 85 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:40.680 through these frantic last minute appeals, raffles, rum and sales bazaars. 86 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:43.199 Lily, we have to meet the mortgage. 87 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:46.839 Mortgage has been met more times in general, MacArthur. 88 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:52.000 Edwin every year this struggle to keep the Proscenium Clubhouse going. 89 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:53.879 Why don't you close it down? 90 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:59.680 Clue's the Proscenium Club the last strongholder Shakespeare in this country. 91 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.800 Never It's not just a club for a few old 92 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:06.639 Shakespearean actors. It is the fortress for the old soldiers 93 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:10.920 carrying the flickering torture culture, making a last desperate stand 94 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:13.439 against the forces of Milton Ball. 95 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:18.759 Don't get excited. 96 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:22.079 Picture the clubhouse, Lily, it should be a shriy. 97 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:23.959 I've seen it. It should be condemned. 98 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:28.199 Charming, Agnes. You seem to be able to put things 99 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:30.560 so well. See if you can guess where I'm about 100 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:31.959 to put my foot edwards. 101 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:37.360 See the presidium club is desperate, Sir Guy Teasdale, our 102 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:40.800 club treasurer is coming up here with the club's financial statement. 103 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:42.279 So Guy's coming up here. 104 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:45.519 Yes, the executive committee wants sir Guy and myself to 105 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:46.720 put my heads together. 106 00:05:47.319 --> 00:05:48.759 Did you think you can raise the money? 107 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:50.319 Knock on wood, Just. 108 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:51.920 What it will sound like when you and sir Guy 109 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:52.959 put your heads together. 110 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:57.000 And Lily, it just came to me. Ah, there's sir Guy. 111 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:57.560 Let him in. 112 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:59.680 Give me a chance to lot the ice pots first. 113 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:03.399 That vulture, the complimentarion you're stuffing with food. 114 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:04.480 Get the door. 115 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:06.920 It's sir Guy. 116 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:08.399 Montague. 117 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:13.600 Montague Guy, come into Guy, you got you look as 118 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:16.639 young and captivating as the day we've all turned together. 119 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:18.120 And hamlet. 120 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:23.920 Bix some teath for cigar. 121 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:26.199 Okay, I'll go take a look at the tea bag 122 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:27.120 and see if it's good. 123 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:28.160 For one more dunk. 124 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:34.040 I leave her alone. Sit down, Sir Guy. 125 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:37.560 Thank you, I just can't get over how beautiful you, 126 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:38.519 lovely lay. 127 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:40.480 Egg. 128 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:42.519 Just pick some sandwiches for cigars. 129 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.480 I tell you, it's amazing. 130 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:44.800 La. 131 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:46.720 You look like a girl of eighteen. 132 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:49.240 I just bring out a few cookies too. 133 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:54.319 It's okay. So guy, well you now have tea, sandwiches 134 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:56.000 and cookies. Would you like to try to stay? 135 00:06:56.399 --> 00:07:01.959 You and said guy, go about your business? 136 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:05.319 Have your reports? Guy? Ye are the books? Let me 137 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:07.759 put down my glasses. Good. That was the situation. Here. 138 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:12.120 We are annual financial statement of the Presning Club for 139 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:19.480 the fiscal year, whatever that means. Here we are here 140 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:23.800 the income from dows twenty six dollars, only. 141 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:28.519 Twenty six dollars. I paid twenty of it myself, bully 142 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:33.839 for you? What other income? 143 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:38.279 Annual Christmas dance to augment the twenty six dollars in 144 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:38.839 the treasure? 145 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:39.000 Ah? 146 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:45.040 You remember the dance? Jolly affair. Wasn't it wonderful? 147 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:47.240 What a turnout? 148 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:51.319 How did we do? We lost the twenty six dollars. 149 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:59.519 March fifth, the annual Shakespeare Memorial beef Steak banquet. You're 150 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.160 afraid of losses sustained by the Christmas dance? 151 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.319 Well, you couldn't lose on that there was no expense. 152 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.279 The meat was donated and it was cooked by the 153 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:08.279 Ladies of Xiliary. 154 00:08:08.519 --> 00:08:12.040 Oh we did well there, martgirl. March the fifth POFECT 155 00:08:12.319 --> 00:08:13.319 thirty seven dollars. 156 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:13.680 Good. 157 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:14.639 What's next? 158 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:19.879 March the sixth, Hospital and stomach pump expenses. 159 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:23.560 Four members who attended. 160 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:28.639 The Shakespeare Memorial Beefsteak Banquet one hundred and sixteen dollars 161 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:29.920 and thirty eight scent. 162 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:35.120 Sir guy, we actor as in the Pacidium Government's faced reality. 163 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:38.440 Once in our lives, we haven't the senties treasury and 164 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.799 a thousand dollars payment on the mortgage is due. 165 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:44.200 That was a mortgage thanks to our emergency committee to 166 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.039 save the clubhouse that's been taking. 167 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:48.960 Care of the whole thousand maybe more good. 168 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:52.519 The emergency committee came through with an idea at last, 169 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:53.600 or what is it? 170 00:08:54.279 --> 00:09:01.200 Here's yours matter? What we are? Punchboard? I punched? Oh no, 171 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:06.120 last year it was Pyramid Clubs Montague. 172 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:07.120 This is so simple. 173 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.960 There are one hundred punches on the board. At ten 174 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:11.879 cents of punch, you make ten dollars. 175 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:12.120 Good. 176 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:14.000 Wait, look what it says on the top of the 177 00:09:14.039 --> 00:09:19.159 board punch for profit. You may win ten dollars. So, guy, 178 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:22.240 I suppose someone punches out the ten dollar. 179 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:23.440 Hole, Mantague. 180 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:29.679 Your so naive It says you may win ten dollars, Cigar. 181 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.519 You mean there is no ten dollars punch on the 182 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:33.120 whole board. 183 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:35.960 That's the very same question I asked the man who 184 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:37.559 sold the punchboards to wash. 185 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:44.240 Well, what did he say? He just winked. It's dishonest. 186 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:46.559 Say you can win ten dollars, but there isn't a 187 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:49.799 chance of winning, Montague. You can't stoop low enough these days. 188 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:51.720 You wear the Kapower report. 189 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:54.519 Why in our own city there is a gambling king, 190 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:57.639 big Ed McLuhan, who takes the public for a million. 191 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:58.879 Dollars a year Montague. 192 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:00.600 The public once should have fleeh them. 193 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:02.240 They get mad if you don't. 194 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:05.360 And you're right, Cigar, he's a publican poll a million 195 00:10:05.399 --> 00:10:08.039 dollars a year into the pocket of a big Ed 196 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:11.639 mclune and left the Presidium Club fall over the wayside. 197 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:16.000 I'll give you that punchboard. Yeah here, goodbye, Cigar. 198 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:18.879 Goodbye Montagu And the words that the immortal shakes me 199 00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:20.679 at cheap punching. 200 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:26.960 The Magnificent Montague was a punchboard. No no, I can't 201 00:10:27.320 --> 00:10:28.240 kind of made that way. 202 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:31.759 I couldn't sell anything to punch on a crooked punchboard. 203 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:34.080 Who could I possibly do that to? 204 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:40.600 It's a guy gone, oh, keep your distance. The last 205 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:42.600 time you said all agnes like that, it cost me 206 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:43.320 my day off. 207 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:45.399 I find I have a little gadget here that may 208 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.279 get you your squirrel coat. 209 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:48.840 What is it a trap? 210 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:51.840 No, it's a it's a punchboard. 211 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:55.039 And when you be late, you're an a good heart. Broadcast. 212 00:10:55.080 --> 00:10:58.120 I stop being charged Lilius for the club. It's only 213 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.200 a dime of punch. You may win ten dollars. 214 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:03.279 Is for the Presidium Club. 215 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:05.679 Come on, there's only ten cents a punch. 216 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:06.840 You can win ten dollars. 217 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.360 Stop ganging up on me. Wait what am I working 218 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:12.360 for a family? Or send a goods if. 219 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:15.399 We lose the Presidium Club, here's good time and thank you. 220 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.559 Punch out a hole. 221 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.480 This is a big waste of time, you know, but 222 00:11:19.720 --> 00:11:21.960 here goes My mother. 223 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:24.159 Told me to pick this one. 224 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:28.159 He now unfold a little piece of paper that was 225 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:28.759 pushed out. 226 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:30.440 Okay, here goes nothing. 227 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:33.399 Even if you don't win, they always have cute sayings 228 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:34.799 printed on the back of the slips. 229 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:36.000 Well, here's a cute thing. 230 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:37.679 What does it say? 231 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:38.480 Ten dollars? 232 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:45.399 I oh, Edwen, Agnes won. 233 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:47.919 The ten dollars get it up is a mistake. Let 234 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:48.399 me explained. 235 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:49.480 He talks, get it up. 236 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:50.240 It's impossible. 237 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:52.759 The man wins cross my hand with a beautiful dirty 238 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:53.759 green saw bucks. 239 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:56.039 I'll at least punch out the rest. 240 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:58.960 I'll punch you in the nose. Come on, boy, ten clams, 241 00:11:59.200 --> 00:12:01.559 two five ones. I'll take it a loose change. 242 00:12:01.639 --> 00:12:03.799 I guess the club is fighting for his life. 243 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:05.240 I'm fighting for a squirrel coat. 244 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:05.799 Get it up? 245 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:10.399 Ten tippy tippy Candra, Edwin, Agnes won. 246 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:12.480 I'll give her the money, but lily, the club hasn't 247 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:13.159 got a set and. 248 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:15.840 Pay her out of your own pocket. You gambled and lost. 249 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:19.600 Oh all right here, Agnes. Ten dollar bill. 250 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.080 Oh my favorite picture. Alexander Hamilton. I haven't seen you 251 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:24.679 in years, Edwin. 252 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:25.399 I'll take a punch. 253 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:27.639 It's no use for the there. Let's face it. 254 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:30.559 We need one thousand dollars and we're running around with 255 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:34.159 ten cent punchboards. Public doesn't care about the Obsidium Club 256 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:35.679 and all it stands for. 257 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:38.279 Oh now, ed when the public has so many other 258 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:40.200 worthwhile causes to contribute to. 259 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:43.159 Sure, they have to contribute a million dollars a year 260 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:47.000 to Big Ed McCune's gambling joints. Maybe we got rid 261 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:49.720 of me and there'll be a little money left for causes, 262 00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:50.639 like a Presidium club. 263 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:53.519 It would stop getting excited. There's nothing you can do 264 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:54.000 about it. 265 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:54.679 There isn't it. 266 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:59.000 Hell, Lily, I'm going to drive Big Ed mclune and 267 00:12:59.080 --> 00:12:59.919 his gang out of town. 268 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:02.759 How can you drive anybody out of town? 269 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:04.960 Mcloon is a power in this city. 270 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:06.039 You're all alone. 271 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:09.960 I have a microphone. Remember I have uncle good heart. 272 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:13.679 I am a power too. Don't try and stuff in 273 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:15.919 the lad In the words of Macbeth, I will not yield. 274 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:21.360 To kiss the ground beneath Big mcluon feet before my body, 275 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:26.159 I oh my warlike shield. Lay on mcloon, and dan 276 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:27.799 be him who first cries. 277 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:28.960 Hold enough. 278 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:44.559 We'll be back with a magnificent Montague in just a moment. 279 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:47.799 Here is something you should know if you ever suffer 280 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:51.440 from the sudden pain of headaches eurydish and arausia. It 281 00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:53.600 is a way to ease the pain, often within a 282 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:56.679 few minutes, a way that is incredibly fast and effective. 283 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:00.000 It's Adison. 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Anacim Anison. 293 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:45.840 Ask for Anison by name today it's your Druggists, And 294 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:54.919 I'll back to the magnificent Montagule. He is just finishing 295 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:56.720 his Uncle good Heart broadcast. 296 00:14:57.279 --> 00:15:03.120 Listen, and so, Ronald, here you are again visiting Uncle Goodheart. 297 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:05.320 He needs to take cottage on the sunny side of 298 00:15:05.399 --> 00:15:10.159 the lane. With the police hot on your trail. Now 299 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:13.360 you want Uncle Goodheart to hide a car in his garage? 300 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:17.440 Ronald, where is your memory? You have seven of them 301 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:18.240 in there already. 302 00:15:19.639 --> 00:15:24.200 I understand, Ronald everybody likes an automobile, but you, Ronald, 303 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.720 you like everybody's auto abile Ronald, I look the other 304 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:32.559 way when you file the serial numbers off those seven 305 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:35.399 cards that made out those false registration papers. 306 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:39.519 But now, Ronald, you ask too much of old Uncle Goodheart. 307 00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:43.679 You want me to make a decision for you. Should 308 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:48.240 you join the auto club. This is a question you 309 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.279 used to ask your own heart, Ronald. But no matter 310 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:54.679 what you decide, Ronald, remember as you ride out on 311 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:59.480 the highway with the sound of sirens behind you, always 312 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:00.960 keep your head, hide. 313 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.639 Into the sun and lie. 314 00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:15.240 And so ends another episode of Uncle good Heart until 315 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:17.279 he meets you again in his little college on the 316 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:18.639 sunny side of the lane. 317 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:22.519 Here is Uncle good Heart. Where there's thought part Today. 318 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:26.600 Dear housewives, I was going to read a spring poem 319 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:31.399 to you, ented by Sissus Ophedia Zetts of Miniola, Long Island. 320 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:39.799 It's called fertilizer, the workhorse of the God. But housewives, 321 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:41.039 as you know, before. 322 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.120 We can plant our little gods, we must get rid 323 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:44.120 of the weeds. 324 00:16:45.320 --> 00:16:48.720 There is a weed in our city by the name 325 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:50.600 of big Ed McCune. 326 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:54.879 Mister Moniculee. We must we out Big mcloon, He and 327 00:16:54.960 --> 00:16:57.480 his gambling and pire must be pulled out by the roof. 328 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:01.440 Sister Marmonica, you plea down with Big Ed mcclube. 329 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:04.480 The opinions expressed by Uncle Goodhart are entirely his own 330 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:07.039 and do not reflect the attitude told mister mclul of 331 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:08.039 anybody around here. 332 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:12.400 Honestly, let's be at the microphone down with my co lousing. 333 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:20.519 We're off the air announced, How dare you cut it 334 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:23.240 up with Springer the producer? Oh there you are, Springer, 335 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:26.240 mister man, have you gone aw wait to bringer see 336 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:28.400 things like that about Big Ed McCune on the air. 337 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.200 What he said, I don't know who I have coming 338 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:31.160 in suicide. 339 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.960 I'll Springer stop carrying off. I'll carry on. 340 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.839 You'll be carried out. No, why did you have to go? 341 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:40.279 Here's our director, mister zinsa well, Sinza? What did you 342 00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:41.240 think of the broadcast? 343 00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:46.559 Thank you? 344 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:47.880 Is insa? Thank you? 345 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:49.440 Well? 346 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:52.759 When aschers mister Montague. 347 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:55.559 Where's notches? Well? Zinza, you're not in Mexico. 348 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:56.920 Will be in a few hours. 349 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:00.160 Can know you got to stay here and face it. 350 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:03.599 Shame on your sins. Hadn't you any spunk funk s monk. 351 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:05.359 I'm getting out while they gatten. 352 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:07.599 Come back. 353 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:10.240 Oh that's the kind of man. You turn it run 354 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:11.720 the minute it looks as if there's going to be 355 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:12.119 a fight. 356 00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:16.839 Mister Montague, I built my whole career around being a coward. 357 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:20.920 Isn't getting us anywhere? I'd better phone the sponsor. 358 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:24.240 I just did want to say, buenous. 359 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:28.599 Oh that's the way it is. You're going to leave 360 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:29.799 me holding the bag. 361 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:32.799 You're not going to be up holding the bag, mister Montague, 362 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:33.839 You're going to be in it. 363 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:37.119 What's the matter with you two? Haven't you had any 364 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:39.200 good red American blood in your. 365 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:39.920 Sure we have. 366 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:42.880 We just don't like it to get splashed around. 367 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:46.960 Mister Montagule, come into my office. You will have to 368 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.680 write a retraction, a retraction, never forging. If you think 369 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.160 I will take back what I said about that monster. 370 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:52.880 I ho. 371 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:57.599 Hello, hi right away. 372 00:18:58.559 --> 00:19:02.279 Come on sensor where Ray watters in the executive office. 373 00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:07.079 Goodbye radio. It's where I go back to telling hot chestnuts. 374 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:10.920 Here's a pen and paper, write back retraction. 375 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:21.319 Levermsen's all right something mccoover, I have no trouble from him. 376 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:30.599 Happy he reads this, And dear mister mccoon, Oh, don't shoot, 377 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:31.240 don't shoot. 378 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.000 Mister Barbecue has a panic collent the Telehorne switchboard. 379 00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:40.119 It's led up like a Christmas what's happening? 380 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:42.640 Listeners all over the city on the mall. Don't let 381 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:45.119 them get me, get you. They want to get mccloo. 382 00:19:45.480 --> 00:19:48.440 The Brooklyn chapter of the Uncle Goodheart fan Club had 383 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:51.519 just torn down the front of mcloon's eighty doosey Club. 384 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:55.200 Gentle that you mean your Uncle good Heart listeners are 385 00:19:55.279 --> 00:19:55.839 behind you. 386 00:19:56.119 --> 00:19:59.200 In the Bronx, five thousand women have pledged themselves to 387 00:19:59.279 --> 00:20:01.480 give up Canal. Then until I get mcloon. 388 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:05.000 You've got him on the run. Hell, he's on the 389 00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:08.400 Mayor called. He's putting the entire police force at your disposal. 390 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:11.200 Every crime committee in the country wants you to be honest. 391 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:14.079 They do. A sponsor wants you to know his flugal 392 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:18.599 soap is behind you. He's putting Brake McLoone on every wrapper. 393 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.799 He is with every ten rappers you send and you 394 00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:22.359 get a break. 395 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:26.480 Mcloon, hatchet, mister Montague, You've got everybody behind. 396 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:28.680 You, and you think we were afraid. 397 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:30.519 Fight. 398 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:32.880 See that mclun Now I'll fit right in a. 399 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:37.279 Die you see, gentlemen, what one fearless citizen can do. 400 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:39.680 Never for a moment, I hesitate. 401 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:40.880