WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:02.919 This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI 2 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:05.839 AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand 3 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:07.240 on the iHeartRadio app. 4 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:09.759 I woke up with crazy allergies this morning. 5 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.160 My eyes are watering, my nose is stuffed up because 6 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:13.560 of the wind. 7 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:14.480 Hold to do. 8 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:18.039 I never had allergies my entire life until I moved 9 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:20.239 to Los Angeles and the Santa Anna's kicked up. 10 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:23.960 There was It was a beautiful sky this morning. I 11 00:00:23.960 --> 00:00:27.039 mean just gorgeous. There was enough wind. Obviously, the blew 12 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:28.920 all of the fog and all of the low clouds 13 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:32.880 and everything out of the way. It was because last night, 14 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:37.280 not yeah, last night was the full moon super moon. 15 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:39.520 Wednesday was the supermoon, but this was. 16 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:43.079 The full full phase of the something of that. 17 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:45.920 It was super bright. The dog woke me up early. 18 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:49.159 I took him outside and it was freezing cold and 19 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:51.679 it was breezy and it was beautiful. 20 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:53.920 Did he get up early because he was super excited 21 00:00:53.960 --> 00:00:55.799 about the game today at two eight? 22 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:57.799 I don't think so. I think he's. 23 00:00:57.640 --> 00:00:59.479 Coming off the high of last night. 24 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:01.960 Because he had and he was still he was still 25 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:04.159 a little hungover, so he probably had a headache. 26 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:08.280 I think this is the first time that I remember 27 00:01:08.319 --> 00:01:11.560 in a long time, maybe last playoff season, that I 28 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:14.000 skipped a football game to watch a baseball game. 29 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:19.079 Actually, both of those were entertaining games yesterday, and both 30 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:19.719 a baseball game. 31 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:22.120 I forgot football was on. I mean I was at 32 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:25.519 an event, but yeah, I kind of forgot. Well, first 33 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:28.959 of all, the Broncos and the Saints or dumpster fires. True, 34 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:32.599 but I mean I shouldn't say that about the Broncos. 35 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:33.640 The Saints are in trouble. 36 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:39.159 But either way, those were the baseball games. The Guardians 37 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.799 came back to win two home runs in two consecutive 38 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:43.959 innings from one. 39 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:47.359 Oh you met both a baseball games? Both the baseball games. Yeah, 40 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:48.920 and then what happened with that? 41 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.480 It was an amazing David Fry and he hit a 42 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:53.560 two run home run in the ninth to tie the game, 43 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:56.640 to send it into extra innings, and then hit a 44 00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:59.400 two run home run in the bottom of the tenth, Wow, 45 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:00.239 to win the game. 46 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:01.000 That's awesome. 47 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:04.760 I can't just imagine what that's. First of all, hitting 48 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:07.680 a home run late in the game to tie it 49 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:10.560 is unbelievable. And then to also hit with a bow 50 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:11.000 on it. 51 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:13.039 I was talking to John in the hallway. 52 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:15.680 I said, a nervous I'm a big Mets fan, and 53 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:18.639 he said, you know, it's just it's not like they're 54 00:02:18.639 --> 00:02:21.479 losing these games off a crazy play or like that. 55 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:24.439 For instance, someone hits a two run home run in 56 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:26.159 the bottom of the night and then one in the time. 57 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:29.879 He said, it's just just they're just losing the entire 58 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.639 game from beginning to end. Yeah, Like, it's not like 59 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.479 some weird fluke thing that happens one of these games. 60 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:38.520 So the Dodgers have a chance to punch their ticket 61 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:43.560 to the World Series. Tonight, Game five of the NLCS 62 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:46.680 in New York two oh eight will be the first 63 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.960 pitch our time, which means most of la is taking 64 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:50.439 a half. 65 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:54.719 Day, and what a day to do it. Yeah, it's gorgeous, 66 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:57.960 gorgeous outside. So the wind though that we referred to, 67 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:02.120 is causing some problems. Santa Ana winds have mean that 68 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:05.360 red flag warnings just were posted a few minutes ago. 69 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:08.039 As a matter of fact, for most of the mountain 70 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:11.639 and valley locations throughout LA inventory counties, they're up right now. 71 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:15.479 They will likely stay up through six o'clock tomorrow night, 72 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:18.800 and we're talking about some pretty gusty winds, gusts reaching 73 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:21.879 forty five miles an hour isolated bursts to fifty five 74 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:24.599 miles per hour in some of the hills and mountains. 75 00:03:24.599 --> 00:03:27.159 So that means that red flag parking restrictions are going 76 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:29.960 to be up throughout LA. We're going to have task 77 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:33.159 forces engine task forces that are going to be pre deployed, 78 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:36.719 so you'll see them sitting basically and waiting for fire 79 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:40.120 if anything is to happen. We also know that both 80 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:44.800 so Cala, Edison and PGNE and other utilities have already 81 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:49.319 started turning people's power off because of these public safety 82 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:55.280 power shutoffs. For Edison specifically, they have said that they're 83 00:03:55.560 --> 00:03:58.919 only about four hundred people four hundred customers I should 84 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:01.919 say that are currently without power that they've already shut off, 85 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:04.800 but they have sent warnings to well over one hundred 86 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:08.080 thousand other customers that they could shut off their power 87 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:12.240 sometime in the next day or two. PGNE much farther north, 88 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.159 of course, they have done that as well, and they've 89 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:17.959 already turned off power to several thousand customers. It looks 90 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:22.519 interesting when you look at the map. Got to stop 91 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:23.360 saying interesting. 92 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:29.120 Of note is that it's kind of a hopscotch of 93 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:31.720 the counties. You know, you've got Alameda County, so you've 94 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:34.680 got you know, the East Bay there, Contra Costa County, 95 00:04:34.680 --> 00:04:37.399 you got the South Bay, Santa Clara, and then you've 96 00:04:37.399 --> 00:04:42.120 got northern northern California up there to Haima, Yolo, and 97 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:46.040 then a little bit of San Louis worked in there, 98 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:48.600 Santa Barbara, San Santa Cruz. 99 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:50.839 So anyway, it's all over the place. 100 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:53.720 Gonna be a tough weekend, and it's going to be 101 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:55.560 an allergy field weekend for people like you. 102 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:56.959 It's gonna be tough weekend. 103 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:58.120 Yeah, it's going to be pretty tough. 104 00:04:58.160 --> 00:04:58.439 Really. 105 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.079 Yeah, you just had to get up because of the 106 00:05:01.160 --> 00:05:04.480 dog this morning, so you're already operating at a deficit. 107 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:07.240 And I, for some reason, thought it was going to 108 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:09.839 take much longer for him to heal, like that, We're 109 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:11.560 gonna have to do a week or something like that 110 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:14.120 of like no thinking about your own testicles. Well, I 111 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:19.240 was thinking that's a that's a traumatic event. And they said, hey, 112 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:24.720 after about three days, he's gonna be fine. Yeah, resilient, resilient, 113 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:26.959 little guy, is that right? Resilient? 114 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:31.800 I think that you went into this testical removal process 115 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.480 thinking it was going to be no big deal, and 116 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:36.839 as the days gut went by, you were starting to 117 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:37.560 get more worried. 118 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:40.680 You know why. I had to look into his eyes. Yeah, 119 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:44.199 and I saw some little pain, a little betrayal, right, 120 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:46.000 and I felt responsible for Did you. 121 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:48.000 Tell him, hey, this is what we're doing today, your 122 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:49.079 testicles are coming off. 123 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:49.839 No. 124 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:52.439 In fact, I took it rather light hearted, and on 125 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:54.759 Tuesday night before we took him in, I was like, 126 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:57.879 you don't know what's coming up tomorrow. Boy, You're gonna 127 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:59.639 be surprised when you wake up. 128 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:01.360 And the that's awful. 129 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:03.800 The way you presented that I did it was a 130 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:05.839 do you feel badly about that? 131 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:12.839 Completely were That's that's my fault, all right. Jokes jokes, 132 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:16.120 political jokes. I love political jokes. In front of the 133 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:18.199 Archbishop of New York City, though. 134 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:20.040 Were there any priest abuse jokes? 135 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:21.680 I didn't see any. 136 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:25.240 Because it was weird that on the day that settlement 137 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:29.120 was settled here in Los Angeles with the diocese, they 138 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:30.639 had this big Catholic. 139 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:34.040 Event, Jim Gaffigan had what I thought was arguably the 140 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:38.759 most risque joke and even admitted I was going to 141 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:39.920 cut it out. I'll play it for. 142 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.000 I've heard none of it, so I'm excited. 143 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:44.519 This is the Al Smith dinner for the Catholic Charities. 144 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:48.720 Very common for presidential candidates to go there. Although Trump 145 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:53.480 showed up, Kamala Harris was there via video. Awkwards. She's 146 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:55.720 an awful actress. I know that that's not why we 147 00:06:55.759 --> 00:06:59.040 would vote for her for president, but she's awful. Special 148 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:03.199 Counsel Jackson IF has released a huge trove of documents 149 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:06.839 related to the twenty twenty election criminal case against former 150 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:11.519 President Trump. Two thousand pages. Almost In this massive trove 151 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:17.199 of documents, nearly all of them appear to be completely redacted, 152 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:20.759 so tooth do not print these out. You will go 153 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:23.079 through all of the toner and the office printer if 154 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:26.639 you do. These are appendices filed on the public docket 155 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.199 in the case related to the huge filing that we 156 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:32.160 saw from earlier this month that laid out the pretty 157 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.680 full picture of the case against Trump. 158 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:37.199 Hopes for a ceasefire in the Middle East coming to 159 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:40.399 an end. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nettnyaho vows to press 160 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.839 on with the wars in Gaza and Lebanon. President Biden 161 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:47.240 yesterday said now is a good time for a Gaza ceasefire, 162 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:49.720 and nobody's listening. 163 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:54.720 This good point. One of Hollywood's most prolific stuntmen has 164 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:57.920 died at the age of ninety two. Bob Yurkis passed 165 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:00.879 away earlier this month in Northridge in the ninth in 166 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:07.160 the nineteen eighties alone, he was Boba Fet in Return 167 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:07.680 of the Jedi. 168 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:10.399 WHOA, so I killed him? 169 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:14.560 Well, no, because you called him Boba Fat. He was 170 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:18.800 Christopher Lloyd's character Doc in Back to the Future hanging 171 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:21.480 from the clock tower. Yeah, it was actually Bob Yorkis. 172 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:25.720 He was hanging onto the scaffolding at the top of 173 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:29.079 the Statue of Liberty in the movie. Remo Williams that 174 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:33.480 I mean his He was a stuntman working into his eighties, 175 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.360 which you do not hear of. 176 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:38.039 I am going to take credit for that death as 177 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:40.960 well as a credit say blame, as well as the 178 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:43.519 credit for Mitzi Gaynor's death, because not only did we 179 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:46.559 bring up South Pacific last week, but you know what, 180 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:51.440 she was also in The Birds and the Bees. 181 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:55.000 I didn't know that that was a show. And we 182 00:08:55.039 --> 00:09:00.360 talked about tree sexual reproduction in trees right, I mean 183 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:03.559 between trees, not while you're in a tree. That's a different. 184 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:07.679 Vice President Harris President Trump holding events in Michigan today, 185 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:12.600 just eighteen days left until the election day. 186 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.519 So both of them were invited to speak at the 187 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:20.120 Al Smith Dinner, which is a traditional Catholic charities event 188 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:21.639 in New York City. 189 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:23.039 And who was Al Smith? 190 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:25.840 He was a guy, and I assume he was Catholic. 191 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:31.879 No idea who Al Smith? And they had They have 192 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.879 normal comedians, and by normal, I mean that's what they do. 193 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:36.639 For their day. 194 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:37.039 You know. 195 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:40.879 During the first and only the President Trump talked about 196 00:09:40.960 --> 00:09:44.960 migrants taking cats and eating them. You know, if you're 197 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:49.639 keeping track at home, this is the second time grabbing 198 00:09:49.679 --> 00:09:52.480 a kitty has been part of a campaign issue. 199 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:55.759 Oh god, that's awful. 200 00:09:55.960 --> 00:09:57.960 He said that in front of the monk. 201 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:03.519 Grossed out by that, you know, ew ew ew. 202 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:11.440 I was gonna leave that out, and he didn't. Former 203 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:14.200 President Trump took to the stage as well with some 204 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:15.240 hot jokes. 205 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:19.360 Tradition halls that I'm supposed to tell a few self 206 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:25.759 deprecating jokes this evening, so here it goes. Nope, I've 207 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:26.360 got nothing. 208 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:29.039 I've got nothing. 209 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:32.200 That's funny because he. 210 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:34.399 I guess I just don't see the point of taking 211 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:38.440 shots at myself when other people have been shooting at 212 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:39.919 me for a hell of a long time. 213 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:44.639 Okay, So I saw some serious headlines this morning. Trump 214 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.519 will not even make He'll take shots at everyone but himself. 215 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:51.399 Like the headlines were like, this is such a big deal. 216 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:51.799 He will. 217 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:56.320 That's part of his that he never admits to any 218 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.639 wrongdoing ever, that's part of his personality. 219 00:10:58.919 --> 00:10:59.919 That's a funny joke. 220 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:01.879 Yeah it works, good lord. 221 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:06.519 Someone in the White House who can barely talk, barely 222 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:10.440 put together too coherent sentences is a person that has 223 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:17.200 nothing going no intelligence whatsoever. But enough about Kamala Harris, 224 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:22.000 get onto something. But unfortunately, Governor Wats is in here himself. 225 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.519 But don't worry, he'll say that he was. He's gonna 226 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:29.399 say that's funny. The only piece of advice I would 227 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:32.080 have for her and the event that she wins, would 228 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:36.720 be not to let her husband, Doug anywhere near the nannies. 229 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:41.759 Oh oh, that's really rich coming from him. 230 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:42.799 It's an excellent point. 231 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:47.799 Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum, but look on 232 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:51.960 the bright side, check considering how woke your party has become. 233 00:11:52.759 --> 00:11:55.399 If Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become 234 00:11:55.440 --> 00:11:56.879 the first woman president. 235 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:01.679 All Right. The one joke that I thought was his 236 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:04.960 absolute best, Well, we'll play for you after the break 237 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:08.440 and the Kamala Harris video that she did with Mary 238 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:11.519 Catherine Gallagher. Do you remember the character from Saturday Night? Sure? 239 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:13.720 Because it's you know. 240 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:14.919 Is that the smelling armistic? 241 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:15.480 Yeah? 242 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:16.159 Got it. 243 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:20.120 Al Smith, by the way, served four terms as governor 244 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:24.399 of New York. Okay, he was the presidential nominee in 245 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:26.960 nineteen twenty eight for the Democrats. 246 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:28.879 Okay, he died in forty four. 247 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:31.480 Okay, thank goodness. I thought there was an Al Smith 248 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:38.600 that we were completely ignoring, Like wasn't No, wasn't Al Smith? 249 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:42.600 And what was the name of Grandpa on the Munsters? 250 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:44.519 I that's a blind spot for me. 251 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:47.879 That may be a different RFK Junior was at that 252 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:51.679 dinner last night along with his wife Cheryl Hines. Comedian 253 00:12:51.759 --> 00:12:53.679 Jim Gaffigan. I already played the cut from that. He 254 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:57.159 was the MC for the sold out dinner. Eric Adams 255 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.639 was there, the embattled New York mayor, past Mayor Michael 256 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:01.759 Bloomber and build a Blasi. It was there and I 257 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:05.320 guess Trump basically said that Bill de Blasio was the 258 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:09.320 worst mayor he'd ever seen. Other notable attendees new York's 259 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:12.440 Governor Kathy hokel House Speaker Mike Johnson, New York Attorney 260 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:15.840 General Letitia James. She's the one who brought that successful 261 00:13:15.879 --> 00:13:20.240 civil fraud lawsuit against Trump. The best joke I thought 262 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:23.039 he had the one that made me the laugh the most. 263 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:24.720 I mean, the others were kind of easy, you could 264 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:28.000 see them coming from a mile away. This one was 265 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.360 what I thought was the funniest. 266 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:32.120 There's a group called White Dudes for Harris. 267 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:32.759 Have you seen this? 268 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.120 White Dudes for Harris? Anybody know? 269 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:36.320 Are some of you hear? 270 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:36.840 White Dudes? 271 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:40.320 Doesn't sound like it, But I'm not worried about them 272 00:13:40.360 --> 00:13:44.679 at all because their wives and their wives lovers are 273 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:45.840 all voting for me. 274 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:49.639 That's funny. 275 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:52.039 That was That's what I thought was the funny. It's 276 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:57.480 clever now. Kamala Harris did not attend, but she did 277 00:13:57.559 --> 00:14:01.840 send in a highly produced slick video where she and 278 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:05.279 Molly Shannon were kind of trading vibes. Molly Shannon used 279 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:07.240 to be on Saturday Night Live, and she used to 280 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:10.720 play this character called Mary Catherine Gallagher, who was supposed 281 00:14:10.720 --> 00:14:13.799 to be this young I think junior high early high 282 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:18.960 school level Catholic schoolgirl was very uncomfortable with herself and 283 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:22.799 her hands in her pit. My wife does it great. 284 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:25.360 My wife does a great Mary Catherine Gallagher. I don't 285 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:29.600 know why she never did it for Halloween, but it 286 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:32.480 was this. It was awkward. It's supposed to be funny. 287 00:14:32.519 --> 00:14:33.120 It was awkward. 288 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.360 Does it bother you that that chunk guy insults you 289 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:37.279 all the time, because it really bothers my friends and me. 290 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:41.279 Oh, Mary Catherine, It's very important to always remember you 291 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:44.399 should never let anyone tell you who you are. You 292 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:45.639 tell them who you are. 293 00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:47.679 Hater's gonna hate hate hate. 294 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:50.360 Shake it off, Shake it off, shake it off, shake 295 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:50.759 it off. 296 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:54.960 Oh yeah, okay. And I also remember one more thing, 297 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:57.200 don't worry if you make a mistakes. Catholic people are 298 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:57.960 very forgiving. 299 00:14:58.240 --> 00:14:58.559 Yeah. 300 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:00.440 And also one last thing I I want to tell you, 301 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:04.519 don't forget to say thank. 302 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.399 You, Mary Catherine, thank you, Mama. 303 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:07.240 La, thank you. 304 00:15:08.919 --> 00:15:09.120 Now. 305 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:10.960 Part of what makes it awkward is that you don't 306 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:12.600 have any sort of audience reactions. 307 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:17.000 Also, that's a skit from the nineties it's done, it's 308 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:17.919 done and done it. 309 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:21.519 But again, I mean there now, she's not going to 310 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:24.759 get a thirty year old voter with that skit. 311 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:26.879 No, did she make any jokes? 312 00:15:27.279 --> 00:15:31.639 Sure, Your Eminence and distinguished guests, The Al Smith Dinner 313 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:37.720 provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship. I'm sorry, sorry, 314 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.600 what's going on? Who was that. 315 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:41.320 Ry? 316 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:41.799 Coming on? 317 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:45.720 Very nice to reach you, Mary Catherine. Right now, I'm 318 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:47.919 trying to record my speech for tonight's dinner. 319 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:48.639 Oh yeah, I know. 320 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:50.840 I just want to say that I'm Catholic and tonight 321 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:52.840 is one of the biggest dinners next to the Last Supper. 322 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:55.840 It is a very important dinner, and it's an important 323 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:58.039 tradition that I'm so proud to be a part of. 324 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:00.279 Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under 325 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:04.919 my arms and I sim on them like that, that's cross. 326 00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:08.039 So tell me something. I'm giving a speech. You have 327 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:09.679 some thoughts about what I might say tonight. 328 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:11.720 My feeling is about what you say tonight would be 329 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:13.879 best express in a monologue from one of my favorite 330 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:14.960 made for TV series. 331 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:18.720 Okay, let's hear it, don't you see? 332 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:19.159 Man? 333 00:16:19.679 --> 00:16:23.000 We need a woman to represent us. A woman brings 334 00:16:23.039 --> 00:16:25.000 more heart, more compassion. 335 00:16:25.200 --> 00:16:31.879 Okay, So, so I guess what I'm hearing. So Kamala 336 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:34.200 did not make any jokes. She left all the comedy 337 00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:38.080 to Molly Shannon. Okay, it's okay. You don't need to 338 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:40.399 be funny to be president. You don't need to be 339 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:42.759 somebody that has a great sense of humor, I guess. 340 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:45.399 But couldn't you get somebody to write something for you? 341 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:47.679 Just a couple Trump things? Right? 342 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:49.840 But he's a he's he's. 343 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.600 A funnier person like his rallies. He does jokes all 344 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.639 the time. And I get like, and it's also hard 345 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:59.879 for a woman to be funny and to be funny, 346 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:02.080 like for people to think you're funny when you're funny. 347 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:05.039 So I get that. But maybe I don't know. 348 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:07.200 I think I would have liked a couple of scripted 349 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:08.160 easy things. 350 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:09.680 I don't know. I don't even know what that would 351 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:10.160 have sounded like. 352 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:11.400 Well, there was one joke. 353 00:17:12.319 --> 00:17:14.319 Again I didn't listen, so or I didn't watch it, 354 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:16.240 So I guess my opinion doesn't matter. 355 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:19.799 Molly Shannon said, thou shalt not bear false witness to 356 00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:22.480 thy neighbor, because, like she said, do you have any suggestions, 357 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.960 and Molly Shannon says, well, don't lie, thou shalt not 358 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:26.599 bear false witness to thy neighbor. 359 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:28.680 And then she says, is that like a commandment or something? 360 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:32.279 It is one of the ten okay? And then Kamala 361 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:38.599 Harris said, especially thy neighbor's election results. So, I mean 362 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:41.279 that's the kind that was the last What is the expectation. 363 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:43.720 It's like the White House Correspondence Center. You have some 364 00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:47.160 professionals up there, Jim Gaffigan who are going to deliver jokes. 365 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:51.240 That was an awful joke that he delivered in front 366 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:52.799 of freaking and. 367 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:55.319 That he delivered it. I mean, he's known as not 368 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:58.799 that guy, right, So it's kind of and it's like. 369 00:17:58.759 --> 00:17:59.400 It's kind of growth. 370 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:01.960 He's kind of an older dude, right, And it's just like, 371 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:04.960 don't talk about female parts. 372 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:06.519 That's gross. 373 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:09.000 You are drinking? Where did it go? 374 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:12.359 It's I think I'm most I can't say I think 375 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:12.920 I'm over it. 376 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:15.759 Diet sodas. There's a story about that. We'll actually get 377 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:17.200 to it next hour because we're going to do this 378 00:18:17.599 --> 00:18:19.799 We'll do this story first, but next hour there's a 379 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:22.359 little wellness segment. We're going to get to about diet sodas, 380 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:27.039 about fruit loops, and about the mega Maha Maha Maha 381 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:30.920 movement make America healthy again, ah Maha? 382 00:18:31.079 --> 00:18:34.680 Or is it Maya? Is it maya Maya? No, Maya 383 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:38.680 Maya saying it differently than I am Maya. Watch my 384 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:41.799 mouth maya it my. 385 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:45.279 Was a year long hunt for ya Ya Sinwar, the 386 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:48.160 Hamas leader who was the architect of the attacks on 387 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:52.519 October seventh. We will talk about how they were able 388 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:55.680 to kill him, find him and kill him. 389 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:58.519 Have you seen that drone footage yet? Have I? Uh, 390 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:01.119 that's what I said. Have you seen that drone footag yet? 391 00:19:01.160 --> 00:19:01.200 No? 392 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.200 Okay, we'll get that in the video. 393 00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:07.400 Corrections and retractions. 394 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:11.799 David Fry hit the two run home run to win 395 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.359 the game last night, but not the one to tie 396 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:18.119 Gary last night in the Guardians game. Yeah, it was 397 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:20.480 Noel who hit the home run to tie it in 398 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.440 the ninth and Fry to win it. He didn't hit 399 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:25.680 both home runs, so you're misremembering this thing. 400 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:29.519 Come on, man, you're better than Good Morning Gary. You 401 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:33.079