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Speaker 4: BWO army, BWO grassroots movement, b w O ers whatever,
Speaker 4: we haven't really come to Yeah, BWO mob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean some would say b w O mafia,
Speaker 1: but uh it's it's a grassroots movement, as Pat says,
Speaker 1: a dance for Bob World Order and it's basically to
Speaker 1: wipe out shoplifting. If you do not have your BWO
Speaker 1: sticker yet, send us a self address stamped envelope. I'm
Speaker 1: mailing some more out today and and we bring them
Speaker 1: out to events as well.
Speaker 3: So you said you did you have in the past
Speaker 3: sent some sticker request to the state of Delaware.
Speaker 1: One person in Delaware. So well it's a small state. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have to. Uh, you know, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: bit before that spreads there.
Speaker 3: Well, it hasn't spread the word of BWO, and the
Speaker 3: possible pitfalls of a shoplifting spree haven't reached the ears
Speaker 3: of the director of Delaware's Office of Management and Budget.
Speaker 2: That's a title right there.
Speaker 3: He has now been paste placed on paid leave after
Speaker 3: rested on Friday on multiple shoplifting charges at home depot.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you got that big of a title
Speaker 1: behind your name and you need to shoplift director of
Speaker 1: Delaware's Office of Management and Budget.
Speaker 3: Apparently these items weren't in his budgets, so funny, just
Speaker 3: take them. That's Saran cad Is. His name. Faces six
Speaker 3: misdemeanor shoplifting charges at a Delaware home depot, stemming from
Speaker 3: several incidents that were documented and presented by home Depot
Speaker 3: security to local police officials who then were able to
Speaker 3: connect the face to this guy and where he works.
Speaker 1: See, they had the means of security. If we get
Speaker 1: BWO actually intact, what there's gonna be is an armed
Speaker 1: security garden every retail store. When somebody's stealing, they pick
Speaker 1: up that chainsaw at you know, the hardware store.
Speaker 2: Guess what they're getting mowed off at the legs.
Speaker 1: Machine, gut their kneecaps out that way, they have to
Speaker 1: wheel around in a wheelchair, and it spreads the word
Speaker 1: of BWO.
Speaker 3: This is what happens. This is what happens.
Speaker 2: Yep. You don't want that to be you, because if
Speaker 2: you stumpy.
Speaker 1: If you shoplift, you're gonna get mode off at the knees,
Speaker 1: just like that guy who happens to have now a
Speaker 1: BWO sticker on the side of his wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Start the word out, sir, ron Kate. You want to
Speaker 3: hear some of the stuff He was doing. The old
Speaker 3: skip scan maneuver.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, where you scan the paint brush and then
Speaker 1: knocked the gallon of paint.
Speaker 2: Skip that one.
Speaker 3: Correct, correct, Let's see he uh he uh skip scanned
Speaker 3: some contractor bags. That's thirty bucks. Okay, skip scanned a
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars rug, a fifteen dollars bottle of laundry detergents,
Speaker 3: fifteen dollars quart of paint, a patio lantern, a candle
Speaker 3: valued at fifty one bucks, an animal trap valued at
Speaker 3: seventy five bucks, and a seven dollars bag of soil.
Speaker 2: So those are the idiot, those are the ones he skipped.
Speaker 2: How much stuff did this guy happen.
Speaker 3: While he is the director of the budget management whatever,
Speaker 3: so he probably you know, paid pretty handsomely. And there
Speaker 3: was no sales tax in Delaware?
Speaker 2: Did you know that? That's a fun fact.
Speaker 1: Got that people see he's he would have been saving
Speaker 1: already just on the state's lacks lack of sales tax.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's used to that.
Speaker 1: He got a skip scan some stuff so that it
Speaker 1: makes the rest of us taxpairs taxes go up, and
Speaker 1: then we have to pay for you to put to
Speaker 1: house you in jail. That's the problems. He's not in
Speaker 1: jail over misdemeanor shoplet whatever he should be, but crippled
Speaker 1: for life and in jail. Yeah, all these people shoplifted
Speaker 1: and all that's doing is raising the p ices of
Speaker 1: everybody else's stuff, all of us.
Speaker 2: That's why you get BWO in effect.
Speaker 1: Again, if you want your BWO sticker, you don't have
Speaker 1: it yet, just mail mail me a self address stamped
Speaker 1: envelope and but the address is online.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have noticed that here in Florida since they
Speaker 3: enacted much tougher laws on these mass shoplifting groups that
Speaker 3: have been doing this stuff, you don't see.
Speaker 1: That very much anymore. No, now it's a felony, huh,
Speaker 1: because they've laid down the beat down.
Speaker 3: British guy is claiming that he feels like he's lucky
Speaker 3: to be alive after sustaining what medical officials described as
Speaker 3: car crash type injuries after he tripped over his own cat.
Speaker 2: Oh really, and it's equating to a car crash. Listen
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: We had a coworker, remember she tripped over her cat.
Speaker 1: She had the whole gadget where you have like a
Speaker 1: like the apparat on your arms, but all the pins
Speaker 1: and needles and stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, this dude miraculously survived a broken neck, fractured spine,
Speaker 3: smashed ribs, blood in his lungs, and other injuries that
Speaker 3: you might more associate with the car crash after he
Speaker 3: tripped over his cat. Fifty nine year old Chris Rowley
Speaker 3: says he doesn't remember much other than just falling fast.
Speaker 3: He says it was quick and over within seconds. I
Speaker 3: was at the bottom of fourteen steps of stairs. He
Speaker 3: was on the stairs well when his Egyptian sphinx kitten
Speaker 3: named Eric latched onto his leg trying to play caught
Speaker 3: him off guard. He went ass over tea kettle down
Speaker 3: the stairs.
Speaker 2: He says.
Speaker 3: He took a big chunk right out of my leg
Speaker 3: and I lost my footing.
Speaker 1: See, that's what got him out, was going down the stairs.
Speaker 1: That's what made it so intense. Man, This guy's a mess.
Speaker 2: Broken neck, broken ribs, blood and long. Just thanks Eric
Speaker 2: the cat. His name is Eric. Cat's name is Eric Althong.
Speaker 1: When people give their dogs and cats like just a
Speaker 1: person name Come here, Pat, Hey, Hey, John, come here?
Speaker 2: That dog named John. Oh.
Speaker 1: Somebody's in the lobby right now trying to get a
Speaker 1: BWO sticker right next to the camera.
Speaker 2: Are there some up there? I mean, I gotta hope
Speaker 2: so there were some on that table right outside the elevator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and on table right outside the elevator. So thanks
Speaker 1: for bearing with you.
Speaker 2: Let me just let's just pause for a moment.
Speaker 3: Will Bobby answered this text of the person standing in
Speaker 3: the lobby bright Holly, would have been quicker for you
Speaker 3: just to physically get up and walk over.
Speaker 1: There we have we're in the middle of a segment,
Speaker 1: so let's cont exactly no, but I'm not going to
Speaker 1: get up and.
Speaker 3: Run there, Dick all right, and other animals when animals
Speaker 3: attack news. You can see the clip of this for yourself.
Speaker 3: A rugby player, it's probably gonna be taking a whole
Speaker 3: ration of ink coming down at the pub after he
Speaker 3: was successfully tackled on field by a small deer. Rugby
Speaker 3: player taken out by a tiny little deer, scared deer
Speaker 3: that scattered, scattered across the rugby pitch.
Speaker 2: These guys are going to be doing the dough.
Speaker 1: A deer took out Pete Ray a drop of golden
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