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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let youa tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right, roughly fifteen minutes left

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<v Speaker 3>for you to place a vote. If you haven't done

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<v Speaker 3>so already, for you say it, we play it. You

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<v Speaker 3>can do that right now at the JR Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 3>where you'll see three song choices from Van Hallen, David Lee,

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<v Speaker 3>Roth Era Van Halen Tunes this morning, So this is love,

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<v Speaker 3>drop dead legs or everybody wants some get.

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<v Speaker 1>Those votes in JR or Facebook page. Somebody who votes

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<v Speaker 1>is going to win those sold out tickets for the

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<v Speaker 1>Big jarr My Chemical Romance Show.

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<v Speaker 2>That How do you go into it?

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<v Speaker 3>That's next year at Raymond James Stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>Sold out in nine minutes. The hold toward it. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's crazy, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>BWO army, BWO grassroots movement, b w O ers whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>we haven't really come to Yeah, BWO mob.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean some would say b w O mafia,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh it's it's a grassroots movement, as Pat says,

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<v Speaker 1>a dance for Bob World Order and it's basically to

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<v Speaker 1>wipe out shoplifting. If you do not have your BWO

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<v Speaker 1>sticker yet, send us a self address stamped envelope. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>mailing some more out today and and we bring them

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<v Speaker 1>out to events as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So you said you did you have in the past

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<v Speaker 3>sent some sticker request to the state of Delaware.

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<v Speaker 1>One person in Delaware. So well it's a small state. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to. Uh, you know, it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>bit before that spreads there.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it hasn't spread the word of BWO, and the

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<v Speaker 3>possible pitfalls of a shoplifting spree haven't reached the ears

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<v Speaker 3>of the director of Delaware's Office of Management and Budget.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a title right there.

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<v Speaker 3>He has now been paste placed on paid leave after

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<v Speaker 3>rested on Friday on multiple shoplifting charges at home depot.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, you got that big of a title

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<v Speaker 1>behind your name and you need to shoplift director of

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<v Speaker 1>Delaware's Office of Management and Budget.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently these items weren't in his budgets, so funny, just

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<v Speaker 3>take them. That's Saran cad Is. His name. Faces six

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<v Speaker 3>misdemeanor shoplifting charges at a Delaware home depot, stemming from

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<v Speaker 3>several incidents that were documented and presented by home Depot

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<v Speaker 3>security to local police officials who then were able to

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<v Speaker 3>connect the face to this guy and where he works.

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<v Speaker 1>See, they had the means of security. If we get

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<v Speaker 1>BWO actually intact, what there's gonna be is an armed

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<v Speaker 1>security garden every retail store. When somebody's stealing, they pick

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<v Speaker 1>up that chainsaw at you know, the hardware store.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what they're getting mowed off at the legs.

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<v Speaker 1>Machine, gut their kneecaps out that way, they have to

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<v Speaker 1>wheel around in a wheelchair, and it spreads the word

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<v Speaker 1>of BWO.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what happens. This is what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. You don't want that to be you, because if

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<v Speaker 2>you stumpy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you shoplift, you're gonna get mode off at the knees,

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<v Speaker 1>just like that guy who happens to have now a

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<v Speaker 1>BWO sticker on the side of his wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>Start the word out, sir, ron Kate. You want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear some of the stuff He was doing. The old

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<v Speaker 3>skip scan maneuver.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, where you scan the paint brush and then

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<v Speaker 1>knocked the gallon of paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Skip that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, correct, Let's see he uh he uh skip scanned

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<v Speaker 3>some contractor bags. That's thirty bucks. Okay, skip scanned a

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred dollars rug, a fifteen dollars bottle of laundry detergents,

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen dollars quart of paint, a patio lantern, a candle

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<v Speaker 3>valued at fifty one bucks, an animal trap valued at

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<v Speaker 3>seventy five bucks, and a seven dollars bag of soil.

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<v Speaker 2>So those are the idiot, those are the ones he skipped.

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<v Speaker 2>How much stuff did this guy happen.

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<v Speaker 3>While he is the director of the budget management whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>so he probably you know, paid pretty handsomely. And there

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<v Speaker 3>was no sales tax in Delaware?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know that? That's a fun fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Got that people see he's he would have been saving

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<v Speaker 1>already just on the state's lacks lack of sales tax.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's used to that.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a skip scan some stuff so that it

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<v Speaker 1>makes the rest of us taxpairs taxes go up, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we have to pay for you to put to

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<v Speaker 1>house you in jail. That's the problems. He's not in

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<v Speaker 1>jail over misdemeanor shoplet whatever he should be, but crippled

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<v Speaker 1>for life and in jail. Yeah, all these people shoplifted

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<v Speaker 1>and all that's doing is raising the p ices of

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else's stuff, all of us.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you get BWO in effect.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, if you want your BWO sticker, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>it yet, just mail mail me a self address stamped

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<v Speaker 1>envelope and but the address is online.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have noticed that here in Florida since they

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<v Speaker 3>enacted much tougher laws on these mass shoplifting groups that

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<v Speaker 3>have been doing this stuff, you don't see.

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<v Speaker 1>That very much anymore. No, now it's a felony, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>because they've laid down the beat down.

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<v Speaker 3>British guy is claiming that he feels like he's lucky

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<v Speaker 3>to be alive after sustaining what medical officials described as

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<v Speaker 3>car crash type injuries after he tripped over his own cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, and it's equating to a car crash. Listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a coworker, remember she tripped over her cat.

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<v Speaker 1>She had the whole gadget where you have like a

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<v Speaker 1>like the apparat on your arms, but all the pins

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<v Speaker 1>and needles and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this dude miraculously survived a broken neck, fractured spine,

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<v Speaker 3>smashed ribs, blood in his lungs, and other injuries that

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<v Speaker 3>you might more associate with the car crash after he

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<v Speaker 3>tripped over his cat. Fifty nine year old Chris Rowley

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<v Speaker 3>says he doesn't remember much other than just falling fast.

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<v Speaker 3>He says it was quick and over within seconds. I

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<v Speaker 3>was at the bottom of fourteen steps of stairs. He

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<v Speaker 3>was on the stairs well when his Egyptian sphinx kitten

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<v Speaker 3>named Eric latched onto his leg trying to play caught

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<v Speaker 3>him off guard. He went ass over tea kettle down

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<v Speaker 3>the stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>He says.

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<v Speaker 3>He took a big chunk right out of my leg

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<v Speaker 3>and I lost my footing.

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<v Speaker 1>See, that's what got him out, was going down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what made it so intense. Man, This guy's a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Broken neck, broken ribs, blood and long. Just thanks Eric

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<v Speaker 2>the cat. His name is Eric. Cat's name is Eric Althong.

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<v Speaker 1>When people give their dogs and cats like just a

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<v Speaker 1>person name Come here, Pat, Hey, Hey, John, come here?

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<v Speaker 2>That dog named John. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's in the lobby right now trying to get a

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<v Speaker 1>BWO sticker right next to the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Are there some up there? I mean, I gotta hope

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<v Speaker 2>so there were some on that table right outside the elevator.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and on table right outside the elevator. So thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for bearing with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just let's just pause for a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Will Bobby answered this text of the person standing in

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<v Speaker 3>the lobby bright Holly, would have been quicker for you

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<v Speaker 3>just to physically get up and walk over.

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<v Speaker 1>There we have we're in the middle of a segment,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's cont exactly no, but I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>get up and.

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<v Speaker 3>Run there, Dick all right, and other animals when animals

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<v Speaker 3>attack news. You can see the clip of this for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>A rugby player, it's probably gonna be taking a whole

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<v Speaker 3>ration of ink coming down at the pub after he

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<v Speaker 3>was successfully tackled on field by a small deer. Rugby

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<v Speaker 3>player taken out by a tiny little deer, scared deer

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<v Speaker 3>that scattered, scattered across the rugby pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>These guys are going to be doing the dough.

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<v Speaker 1>A deer took out Pete Ray a drop of golden

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<v Speaker 1>so exactly we'll.

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