Speaker 1: Sure woo. What's up, beautiful people.
Speaker 2: It is your baby Mama, Favorite baby Mama, Stormy Pe
Speaker 2: And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip
Speaker 2: the modern day female perspective, drowned Son, Back at it again,
Speaker 2: boom and back at it again, ladies and gentlemen. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we took a week off, so I have a
Speaker 2: lot of things to update you on. First of all,
Speaker 2: bird Blurred Colm was fire. Shout out to all the
Speaker 2: dope ast people I met out there. And I'm really
Speaker 2: excited because a they changed the dates to March, So
Speaker 2: for all you're talking about, Oh no, you gotta lot
Speaker 2: me go through next one. The next one is in March.
Speaker 2: The next one is in March.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, the next theme is thriller. And if y'all know me,
Speaker 2: y'all know I'm a heart girl. So I'm really excited
Speaker 2: because I have so many ideas. I don't know what
Speaker 2: I want to do. I don't know what I want
Speaker 2: to be, but it's gonna be dope either way.
Speaker 1: All that excite.
Speaker 2: Uh. This past weekend I did it another adventure. I
Speaker 2: went on a bike train, right shot, you ever heard
Speaker 2: of the bike train? Okay, So basically it's in the Pokonos, right,
Speaker 2: it's in jim Thorpe. You get on a train and
Speaker 2: it's like an hour train ride and then you bike
Speaker 2: twenty five miles back to your car.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's my second time doing it.
Speaker 2: And the first time I did it, I was still
Speaker 2: kind of fat, so it was real hard. I did
Speaker 2: not have a good experience, right, But this time it
Speaker 2: was so easy.
Speaker 1: It was cay.
Speaker 2: The only thing that was sore is my butt from
Speaker 2: like the cushion of my seat because I need a
Speaker 2: wider seat.
Speaker 1: But other than that was fire.
Speaker 2: But the reason I bring this up is because, y'all,
Speaker 2: why the fuck did a rattlesnake almost bite me? I know,
Speaker 2: I know, it was so random. I'm on my bike
Speaker 2: and the rattlesnake just came in the middle of the
Speaker 2: trail and I was like, is that snake? And he
Speaker 2: jumped at me and yeah, so almost was a lot
Speaker 2: of slow singing for your girl. Okay, all that aside,
Speaker 2: I just want to wrap up this one piece of
Speaker 2: information because I feel like we've all really been waiting
Speaker 2: for it. The boy sucked this season. Yeah said it?
Speaker 2: Yah said it? Yeah said it? And I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: it again, the boy sucked Donkey Dick this season, all right, yes,
Speaker 2: you just I know that we have to venture away
Speaker 2: from the comics and get back into it. And it's like,
Speaker 2: I don't like the adaptation for this season. I'm good
Speaker 2: on that. I'm really and truly good on that season finale.
Speaker 2: I feel like you've probably seen a spoiler tube right now.
Speaker 1: It was dumb. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it, And that's my final thought. Next, shout
Speaker 2: out to my man she smoked the dragon for color
Speaker 2: to only. I really appreciate that. If you watch Hout
Speaker 2: the Dragons, then that makes sense. If not, fuck you guys.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into our topics for the week.
Speaker 2: A lot of interesting things happened this past week, especially
Speaker 2: on al gors Internet, So I just wanted to tap
Speaker 2: into a few things with you all. First, I feel
Speaker 2: like this came out a few months ago, or really,
Speaker 2: I feel like last year. The story really came out
Speaker 2: last year, and for whatever reason, it kind of went
Speaker 2: viral again. So this past week, the internet found out
Speaker 2: that Lynn was not the original casting for Girlfriends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: y'all be so slow and it pisses me off. And
Speaker 2: the reason why the Internet was in uproars because the
Speaker 2: Internet found out that the original casting for Lynn and
Speaker 2: Girlfriends was a white woman. That's absolutely right, So originally
Speaker 2: personal white was not Lynn. It was actually a white
Speaker 2: woman named like Christina Cox or something like that. And
Speaker 2: the amount of shock that went through you guys, it's like,
Speaker 2: y'all know, when they be filming these pilot episodes, they
Speaker 2: don't really keep the same cast all the time. Like,
Speaker 2: if you think this is crazy, did you know that
Speaker 2: in the Power Rangers Mighty More from Power Rangers? Of course,
Speaker 2: because I'm a fucking child, mighty were from Power Rangers. Okay,
Speaker 2: Trenny was not the original Trainey. Yeah, the Yellow Ranger
Speaker 2: was not Trenny Quin. It actually was a Latino woman
Speaker 2: named like Audrey Dubois or something.
Speaker 1: So yeah, And.
Speaker 2: If you think that is crazy, y'all know my girl,
Speaker 2: Detective Benson.
Speaker 1: Did y'all know she was in the Power Rangers movie?
Speaker 2: Cause she was she was, well, she was supposed to be,
Speaker 2: you know, the Mighty More from Power Rangers movie. The
Speaker 2: lady that gave him the Ninjetti powers, don't see it?
Speaker 2: That was Detective Benson, and then they swapped her out.
Speaker 1: You know that, did you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you don't believe me, google it. These are all
Speaker 2: real facts. I'm not even I know, I'd be like
Speaker 2: making jokes. Everything I just said was true. You can
Speaker 2: google it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And Trenny wasn't the first yellow, says reg Luck. No,
Speaker 2: she was not in a pilot episode. She was a
Speaker 2: Puerto Rican woman, which I feel like is still pretty
Speaker 2: racist because they're both yellow, and like, the Black Ranger
Speaker 2: was black, you know, the White Ranger was white.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: But this is all real. Everyday doctor says said, I
Speaker 2: miss you at Blurri Kine. I was busy teaching in
Speaker 2: New Jersey. All woved meet up at the next one. Then,
Speaker 2: Real Martyr says, you gotta chill.
Speaker 1: This is all facts. Why I gotta chill?
Speaker 2: Tay Washington says the person who was Durwin james On
Speaker 2: girlfriend is not Boo shall see strifeed villain.
Speaker 1: Says, you're a such a nerd all wow. See, this
Speaker 1: is the thanks I get for educating you guys. This
Speaker 1: is crazy. You didn't even know that I'm trying to
Speaker 1: help you all out.
Speaker 2: Reg Luck says, I heard the white Ranger wasn't originally
Speaker 2: on the Power Rangers. Hi if so, the I am
Speaker 2: gonna sound like an right now. But the Mighty Morphing
Speaker 2: Power Rangers was like based off of the like Sinai.
Speaker 1: Version in Asia.
Speaker 2: So when they originally had all like their morphing looks,
Speaker 2: they was all just the scenes from the Asian drawn right,
Speaker 2: So then they had to like incorporate and figure out
Speaker 2: how they was going tie to two together, so it
Speaker 2: kind of built upon itself. Do you watch No, I
Speaker 2: actually I'm not gonna lie. And like high school, I
Speaker 2: still was pretty obsessed with the Power Rangers. Like that's
Speaker 2: when I figured out like Walter E. Jones, even though
Speaker 2: he wasn't like the Black Ranger anymore, like Zach. Even
Speaker 2: though he wasn't Zach anymore, he still was like coordinating
Speaker 2: stunts and then like doing voiceovers for like the Evil
Speaker 2: Guys and stuff like that, I'm gonna stop talking now.
Speaker 1: You don't fuck y'all.
Speaker 3: I try to be vulnerable.
Speaker 2: No no, no, they fucking looking at me the way
Speaker 2: you look at me.
Speaker 1: Try to be vulnerable and shot you all my other
Speaker 1: sides and y'all just want me to beat niggas up.
Speaker 1: And that called me out for beating niggas up.
Speaker 2: Make it make sense, all right, fuck y'all. All right,
Speaker 2: next topic, I don't really have a theme that Toddy's
Speaker 2: in the day, y'all. So you know, I feel like,
Speaker 2: just like the second we get a road next week,
Speaker 2: I can be better for sure. But next topic, let's
Speaker 2: get into some things we don't talk about enough. Number one,
Speaker 2: I feel like we all know there are certain tattoos
Speaker 2: that you look at on a woman and you're saying, ah,
Speaker 2: she's that, like it's just tasting in my you know,
Speaker 2: a little tramp stamp, maybe some butterflies, maybe some cherries
Speaker 2: if she's of a certain age, maybe that black jaguar
Speaker 2: dripping down the legs, scratching with the balls.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, you know, like certain things, just
Speaker 1: like Ugh Tramp said, dot tattoo.
Speaker 2: Right, I feel like we don't talk about thought tattoos
Speaker 2: on men because these exist, and fellows, I don't know
Speaker 2: if y'all know these exists, but there absolutely is a
Speaker 2: such thing as thought tattoos on men. So before I
Speaker 2: get into it, chat, I'm gonna give you a chance,
Speaker 2: tap in, let me know if you have any suggestions,
Speaker 2: and maybe your lists, you know, coincides with mine, And
Speaker 2: let's get into it. Top five thought tattoos for men? Okay,
Speaker 2: number one, Only God can judge me. Oh, I can
Speaker 2: judge you.
Speaker 1: Too, because what the fuck? And I'm gonna tell you why,
Speaker 1: because usually they have it going across their chest right here.
Speaker 1: Only God can judge me. Boy boy, I'm judging you.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing. That's the first thing.
Speaker 2: Second one, and you know, God forgive me the praying
Speaker 2: hands and that's not the worst part. Half y'all praying
Speaker 2: hands got rosary beads and you ain't even Catholic.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. What is this? What
Speaker 1: is this? Half of you'all praying hands.
Speaker 2: Got rosary beads and you ain't even Catholic? What what
Speaker 2: is this?
Speaker 1: Fellas? Like y'all do that? Why y'all do that? I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Not only do I not like it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. So if you're just doing on
Speaker 2: the line, we're doing. Top five thought tattoos for men?
Speaker 2: Number one, what's the only God can judge me? Number
Speaker 2: two was the praying hands with rosary beads? Okay?
Speaker 1: Number three?
Speaker 2: Then this one really grinds my gears. I hate it
Speaker 2: because I've never seen a cue one. Number three, your
Speaker 2: baby's footprint in all black.
Speaker 1: I hate it. They ugly, they ugly, They are all ugly.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a cute tattoo of the baby footprint. Okay,
Speaker 1: they ugly? Am I tripping? I've never se seen it.
Speaker 2: Like. I don't know if it's because it became popular
Speaker 2: before the art of like mastering the footprint perfected, but
Speaker 2: it's like bro. A lot of times it just looked
Speaker 2: like when you did fingerprint and you put like your
Speaker 2: fist on the paper and then you put five dots.
Speaker 1: That's what it looked like.
Speaker 3: Buck up. Kids were going viral.
Speaker 1: It's ugly.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know you lie your kids, but it's uggy.
Speaker 2: If you got a cute one, send it to me
Speaker 2: so I can see it, because I ain't never seen it.
Speaker 3: I never seen it.
Speaker 2: Someone said, the lion with the crown. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Not on my list, but that's a good one because
Speaker 2: I hate that ship too.
Speaker 1: Hate it. Uh you're always giving out shirt and shot.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Number four, number four on the top five thought tattoos
Speaker 2: for men, and this one, I'm about to take out
Speaker 2: half the population with this one. Okay, I'm about to
Speaker 2: take out half the gender with this one.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: The hoe is gonna love this. I'm definitely gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm finna take out half the gender with this one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Number four on my top five list of thought tattoos
Speaker 2: for men. Laugh now, cry later, or the mask with
Speaker 2: the happy and the crying one. Oh you thought ass bitch,
Speaker 2: Oh my guy, Oh my guy, Oh oh you little
Speaker 2: thought you, Oh my god. If you have laugh now,
Speaker 2: cry later, or the mask with the smiling and the
Speaker 2: crying one. What's that called? The masker calls something. What
Speaker 2: are they called? It's a panami mask? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what mask I'm talking about. You are a
Speaker 2: thought respectfully tactfully like.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 2: You you right up there with them girls that got
Speaker 2: the the butterfly tattoo.
Speaker 1: You're right up there with it. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Outfit says theater kids are suffering your hatred ah comedy
Speaker 2: and tragedy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what it is, the thoughts. Okay, now the last one.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is really goes towards the older generation,
Speaker 2: but I still feel like it has to be on
Speaker 2: the list. Number five on my top five thought tattoos
Speaker 2: for men.
Speaker 1: A tribal tattoo? Why are you? How old are you?
Speaker 2: Like? I? Ugh, right now, here's here's my thing. These
Speaker 2: are actually cute. I like them, but to me, they
Speaker 2: signify that you're a thought and doesn't always have to
Speaker 2: be a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to use a condom like, no, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm jug junking, I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm jogging.
Speaker 2: I'm joking, but I'm not gonna lie. And then the
Speaker 2: tribal tattooul always it also depends on the position, right,
Speaker 2: because if you if you got the tribal tattoo like
Speaker 2: on the cuss like of your shoulder right here, he's
Speaker 2: a level five thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, a level five thought.
Speaker 2: Right if you just got like a little like jawn
Speaker 2: going across like your bicep. Okay, he's like a level
Speaker 2: three thought. But baby, if you got that shoulder covered
Speaker 2: and tribal tattoos, oh sweety, you're a level five thought.
Speaker 2: And I love this for you live your truth, sweetie.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Outfice says, some moans are thoughts. Oh that
Speaker 2: is a very good point. Damn it was seven here
Speaker 2: in my mouth. That was a very good point. Though,
Speaker 2: that don't include some moens y'all. My thoughts, y'all are blessings.
Speaker 2: I like somements.
Speaker 1: They thick. Somements do be thick. They be thick as
Speaker 1: ship swinging fire with a bunch of curls on their head, like, okay, blessing.
Speaker 2: Hey this that don't include some moments y'all. Y'all already
Speaker 2: ain't about y'all? Yeah, I think so, God damn seven, Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: I got here in my mouth, But yeah, that don't
Speaker 2: include the Simons.
Speaker 1: Y'all know that don't include y'all.
Speaker 2: Y'all different, But yeah, that was my top five list
Speaker 2: of thoughts tattoos for men. Let me know if I
Speaker 2: missed any. I think I was a should do it
Speaker 2: that I need any audibles, any honoriable mentions. Guys just
Speaker 2: called the rocket Roman rines thoughts no WrestleMania for you.
Speaker 2: I said that don't include the Samoans. That don't include
Speaker 2: the Samoans. They know what, don't include them? You have
Speaker 2: any honorable mention shot that I'm miss any? Alright, So yeah, man,
Speaker 2: another thing I wanted to talk to you about and
Speaker 2: this really was grinding my gears and it's been eating
Speaker 2: me up for the past few weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm mad, y'all. I'm mad.
Speaker 2: Goddamn shot. I'm mad because this shit really been eating
Speaker 2: me up. I'm sick of y'all posting these videos on
Speaker 2: the internet talking about oll. I joined a run club
Speaker 2: instead of a dating app. Oh, I joined a round
Speaker 2: club looking for my husband. Al I joined a run club.
Speaker 2: I found my own life mat. Fuck y'all, Okay, fuck y'all.
Speaker 2: And not just because I can't run for long periods
Speaker 2: of time because I got one lung and asthma.
Speaker 1: That's not it My problem.
Speaker 2: My problem is when I do go to the run clubs,
Speaker 2: they don't look like the people in these videos.
Speaker 1: And it's pissing me off. Okay, is pissing me off?
Speaker 2: You said, what's the run club? It's exactly what it
Speaker 2: sounds like. People link up and they run. That's it. No,
Speaker 2: they just run. But people have been using it as
Speaker 2: a hookup app instead of a hookup app. Like some
Speaker 2: people don't even run, They just go to like the
Speaker 2: starting endpoints and just hit the letout.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I just want to say to all you raggedy
Speaker 2: motherfuckers making these videos foss all right? Am I the
Speaker 2: only one having this problem? Because I feel like y'all
Speaker 2: told me all I had to do was buy some
Speaker 2: new sneakers and get some run drip and my bag
Speaker 2: would be on the way.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're out there.
Speaker 1: No, it's not as.
Speaker 2: Maybe, damn, maybe that's what I had to do that
Speaker 2: damn start a bike club. Fuck them runners. You know
Speaker 2: what my problem with the bike club is, so, oh
Speaker 2: my god, davern' take our story about that bike date
Speaker 2: I went on. So I met this guy and you know,
Speaker 2: we're not like our first few days of talking, and
Speaker 2: he was like, hey, you know what you're doing. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I just got back from a ride on
Speaker 2: my bike.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, cool. You know, maybe we
Speaker 1: can do that as a first date. Y'all know me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, perfect, this sounds great. I would love to write.
Speaker 2: So I sent him in a location. We meet up
Speaker 2: at the trails, whatever the case may be. And so
Speaker 2: he's like, where you're at, I don't see you and
Speaker 2: I'm like, Yo, that's crazy, I don't see you either.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck is this nigga on a motorcycle exactly.
Speaker 2: So I have come with my crossover, my bike wreck
Speaker 2: and my bike, and this man rides up on his
Speaker 2: ortorcycle and I'm like, what the fuck, That's not what
Speaker 2: I said. And he was like, that's crazy because that's
Speaker 2: not what I said. So we walked the trails with
Speaker 2: my bike and he parked his motorcycle near the cars,
Speaker 2: and then we walked the trails. It was very frustrating
Speaker 2: because it's like I didn't work out today, so I
Speaker 2: planned on riding my bike and now I have to
Speaker 2: walk in. So that was that. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I haven't made that mistake again.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Now communication is important. So now you know, I tell
Speaker 2: people like a pedal bike and they'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what the fuck ghost, And I'm like okay, But when
Speaker 2: I said it to somebody else, they thought it was
Speaker 2: a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: So a pedal bike.
Speaker 3: Motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Alpha says, I hope his ass was walking in leather
Speaker 2: hot he actually had all like ball shorts.
Speaker 1: But yeah, don't I don't listen, there's a sport bike.
Speaker 2: Charlotte Sagarweek says, you gotta be clear bike or bike cycle.
Speaker 1: I thought that bike was a bicycle. Yeah, you shot.
Speaker 1: You went, okay, so you gotta get on a bike.
Speaker 4: I would never think that you're talking about a bike.
Speaker 4: Look outside my house like freedom outside.
Speaker 1: So you would think I was talking about a motorcycle.
Speaker 3: Because I was motorcycles.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe it's like a he's a rider bike.
Speaker 4: He's probably thinking motorcycle, probably thinking bicyclecause you ride bicycles.
Speaker 4: That's why I said it's funny. I thought you would
Speaker 4: have thought that was cute. But you just mad because
Speaker 4: you can't write your bicycle because I think.
Speaker 2: In my exercise for today, I was still a little
Speaker 2: think at this point, I was really trying to get down.
Speaker 1: Guys, thank you.
Speaker 2: Ivy League three says they could have said motorbike, thank you.
Speaker 2: And when I sent you the location, you should have
Speaker 2: saw that this isn't like a But maybe he thought
Speaker 2: it was a meet up.
Speaker 3: We would meet up.
Speaker 1: I was on my bicycle. Okay, that was That was a.
Speaker 4: Real easy story compared to all other them. Well, I
Speaker 4: was prepared for a ride. But you know, thanks, I
Speaker 4: appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Listen, sometimes you keep shore and sweet shut up.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about underrated feelings for a little bit.
Speaker 2: I feel like we got into a little bit of
Speaker 2: that last week, and I just wanted to step back
Speaker 2: into it because I realized there's something else that I
Speaker 2: cherish almost as much as enjoying each other. Right, So, like,
Speaker 2: I don't care what y'all say. You know, single is
Speaker 2: being it, Single is the greatest, Single is the best?
Speaker 2: You know hearing in seven pm, Friday, ninety grade, Like,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: I hear you.
Speaker 2: I receive it, right, I don't care what y'all say.
Speaker 2: Nothing like going out with your friends knowing you got
Speaker 2: premeditated pin at home. Okay, it's nothing like it. It's
Speaker 2: nothing like it. I love relationships. It's nothing like going
Speaker 2: out with your friends knowing you got premeditated pain at home. Oh.
Speaker 2: I love it here. I love it here. Okay, I
Speaker 2: know that. As soon as we're done here, I'm taking
Speaker 2: my drunk hands back in the house to a man
Speaker 2: who's gonna take my lassness off me because he knows
Speaker 2: I never remember, and he's gonna be impressed by all
Speaker 2: the tackles I ate on my way home. He gonna
Speaker 2: help me get out this dress and tear that ass up.
Speaker 2: I love this money, Oh my god, t ass the.
Speaker 3: Same experience you don't ever have prevented.
Speaker 2: If you're in a relationship. I'm talking about relationships. No, no,
Speaker 2: if y'all no, no. First of all, niggas come home
Speaker 2: drunk or niggas come homely, and we pretend like we
Speaker 2: sleep and lift our hips up and let you slide
Speaker 2: them jaws off. It's the same thing. It's just different, Okay.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I like it. What the fuck? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: child you're listening. Shot Jesus, I'm crying.
Speaker 2: I don't know, y'all. Y'all be liking it like single
Speaker 2: ship because it don't be it for me, and y'all
Speaker 2: let me tell you that's nothing. Y'all be pretending you'll
Speaker 2: like this single shit. But the same thing happened between
Speaker 2: twelve o'clock midnight and one am. Y'all start scrambling looking
Speaker 2: Farrell in their eyes, trying to find the closest thing breathing,
Speaker 2: just so you can take them home. And you ain't
Speaker 2: got cuddled by yourself.
Speaker 1: I see you, I see you. You hate it here too.
Speaker 1: You want somebody, look at you, You want.
Speaker 2: Somebody outfiteas my man shot in the mood for premium backshot,
Speaker 2: y'all went I'm crying. But yeah, y'all, y'all, don't y'all
Speaker 2: be saying y'all like it. Y'all be saying, y'all be
Speaker 2: enjoying it. But the way y'all be acting about an
Speaker 2: hour before them lights go on, lets me know you don't.
Speaker 2: And all the men hit the girls with the same line.
Speaker 2: So like what she about to do, nigga go home,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm about to do, and all the girls
Speaker 2: do the same shit. You ain't hungry, you were like
Speaker 2: you ain't eating or something. Because y'all, I see it now,
Speaker 2: if you had a relationship and you had somebody, you.
Speaker 1: Can have somebody go home too, Okay.
Speaker 2: Somebody gonna let you go out with your friends and
Speaker 2: just want you to come home. I was about to
Speaker 2: say cream a bit, but I feel like we shouldn't
Speaker 2: say cream in a bit.
Speaker 4: The stuff as I thought about it, and I stopped it.
Speaker 2: We want someone that just play, y'all be saying, y'all
Speaker 2: want someone to just play, But then y'all be trying
Speaker 2: kissing them Mouf and missionary stop playing with me.
Speaker 1: Stop it. No no no, no, no, no no no
Speaker 1: no no no.
Speaker 2: M m m see and that's why don't girls be
Speaker 2: treating you the way they do, shy, because you be
Speaker 2: loving everybody like that.
Speaker 3: I don't want know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yo, not gonna lie. I feel like
Speaker 2: there are a lot of things that could clean up
Speaker 2: the dating pool, and one of them is giving yelp
Speaker 2: reviews like whether it be I'm not joking, I'm not joking,
Speaker 2: I'm so serious, whether it be like intimacy, sex, date.
Speaker 1: Etiquette, okayuth because a lot of y'all motherfuckers get a
Speaker 1: zero in couth. All right.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of things can change once
Speaker 2: we start giving niggasyop reviews and then like everybody can
Speaker 2: see the yet reviews, ain't gonna be no more? Oh
Speaker 2: she ordered five hundred dollars worth of food and then
Speaker 2: stop talking to me. Yeah, by a third review like that.
Speaker 1: She ain't getting no more days. Okay, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, you write that down, put in your vote.
Speaker 2: Bruh it yes, yes, it ain't gonna be no more.
Speaker 2: Oh he tried to come in my crib on the
Speaker 2: first night, Like, bro, I don't even know you like that.
Speaker 2: Once you don't got no home, you a home homeless sexual.
Speaker 3: Or like kinge in the added, I think hinge for.
Speaker 1: Sure, And then I think it's weird when, like.
Speaker 2: When they be talking about how they get off apps
Speaker 2: and then get back on apps and see the same
Speaker 2: people they saw when they were on the apps last
Speaker 2: because now I'm like, why do you remember that person?
Speaker 2: But then I'm also like, well, damn, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is wrong with that person while they're still on the app.
Speaker 2: It's just so many things. It's so many things. Sorry,
Speaker 2: all my allergies acting up so bad. Last thing I
Speaker 2: wanted to get in today, y'all. I know this is
Speaker 2: gonna start off pretty wild, but just hear me out.
Speaker 2: Hear me out. Okay, just stick with me, please, as
Speaker 2: I get through this next topic. It's going to be
Speaker 2: a lot, but just stick with me, That's all I'm saying. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not to suspense. I'm giggling because my throat is
Speaker 2: itchy and I keep wanting to laugh. Okay, So when
Speaker 2: a woman says I don't need a man, it's a
Speaker 2: good thing, bitch.
Speaker 1: What hear me out? Hear me out. I actually to
Speaker 1: stick with me. I actually to stick with me. I
Speaker 1: actually stick with me.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, Okay, please, When a woman says, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't need a man.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing.
Speaker 3: The three or four's all right?
Speaker 1: It I got I know, I know, I know. Hear
Speaker 1: me out. Now.
Speaker 2: First, I want to say, not all women. Some of
Speaker 2: y'all really ain't shit. I'm not talking about y'all. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about the ones that are. I'm explaining for them
Speaker 2: so they understand what we're really trying to say. Okay, so,
Speaker 2: thank you. Should I brought me a water, y'all sits
Speaker 2: it on the floor immediately.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get through it. You know what,
Speaker 1: don't log.
Speaker 2: Off the ten operators that I'm getting the funk out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 1: Give me a second. Just let me get it out, please. Okay.
Speaker 2: So, now, some women really ain't shit, but I'm not
Speaker 2: talking about them. I'm talking about the good ones. That's
Speaker 2: what we really mean.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So when a woman says, oh, I don't need a man,
Speaker 2: what we're really trying to say is, hey, if need.
Speaker 1: Be, we can go fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: What she's really trying to say is, babe, you don't
Speaker 2: gotta work over time, so the electric don't get cut off.
Speaker 1: I got us.
Speaker 2: We good, we can work something else. South When a
Speaker 2: woman says I don't need a man. What she's really
Speaker 2: trying to say is, Babe, you don't guys sit in
Speaker 2: your car for twenty minutes before you come in the
Speaker 2: house because you hate it here.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can come in and vent. This is a
Speaker 1: safe space.
Speaker 2: I'm emotionally intelligent enough to handle and articulate myself.
Speaker 1: If I can't.
Speaker 2: Right, What women are really trying to say is, you
Speaker 2: don't have to be strong as fuck all the time.
Speaker 2: I can pick up some of the slack if you
Speaker 2: need me too. Now, ladies, I will say, there are
Speaker 2: different ways we can go about it. Okay, Now, first,
Speaker 2: what's a better way you can say it? Because I
Speaker 2: know that's what you're thinking. Well, if that's the case,
Speaker 2: well why women keep saying like that?
Speaker 1: Ladies?
Speaker 2: If you want a better way to say it, don't okay,
Speaker 2: that's the answer. Just fucking don't. Don't say it. Don't
Speaker 2: say it at all. Show it, okay, show it? Let
Speaker 2: him see like yo, she'd get rough. I know my
Speaker 2: girl got me. That's a different fucking feeling. Undeniable. They
Speaker 2: love that, all right. When's the last time.
Speaker 1: You showed it to your man?
Speaker 2: Because it's one thing that screamed every three seconds, I
Speaker 2: don't need a man.
Speaker 1: I'm good without you. What's the last time you showed it?
Speaker 2: Somebody commented, sexy brown, sheehawk, y'all, I'm about to get
Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. Why are y'all like this
Speaker 2: this listen? Going back to my point, it's okay to
Speaker 2: let your man know, like, babe, this is a safe space.
Speaker 2: Far a little let a little bit out you can.
Speaker 2: This is the place to do it right now.
Speaker 1: Ladies, if you're looking for a better way to say it,
Speaker 1: don't show it.
Speaker 2: Okay, let him know that this is a safe space
Speaker 2: and he can be his authentic self without feeling like
Speaker 2: he always has to be exactly shot went like this,
Speaker 2: but like shut up, without him feeling like he has
Speaker 2: to always be on guard, on duty, top of the line,
Speaker 2: chain and command.
Speaker 1: Like, bro, if you want to use your.
Speaker 2: PTO you can, like if you want to take a
Speaker 2: sick day, I got you stink like we in this together,
Speaker 2: like we're good, Like you know what I mean. So yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. That's all I want to say about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, does that make sense or no? Shot,
Speaker 2: you're not on the mic. Oh please go to hell
Speaker 2: solo for real, says at BAM two and five tap in.
Speaker 3: Wait, but actions do speak louder than words. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how the guys feel about that, but
Speaker 3: it's all about the actions.
Speaker 4: Don't want to have to if you can make it
Speaker 4: so that I can just park up and come straight
Speaker 4: in the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's that's That's what I was trying
Speaker 2: to say. Action speak louder than words. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: All right, ladies and gentlemen. So now we're going to
Speaker 2: get into the edible portion of the show. So the
Speaker 2: edible portion is where we read questions, comments, stories that
Speaker 2: you guys send in, and on the day that we record,
Speaker 2: I usually put a prompt up telling you guys to
Speaker 2: ask me anything.
Speaker 1: Now. If you have to ask.
Speaker 2: Something that won't fit into the prompt because it's too long,
Speaker 2: or you have something to share on a day that
Speaker 2: I don't put up the prompt, you can always email
Speaker 2: me at inquiries at stormyp ea dot com. Okay, so,
Speaker 2: first question, where do I go to meet the fine
Speaker 2: nerdy niggas?
Speaker 1: And I want you try to know. I hate you.
Speaker 2: I hate you so bad, I hate you so bad,
Speaker 2: I hate you so so so bad.
Speaker 1: I hate you so bad.
Speaker 2: First one says, where do I go to meet the
Speaker 2: fine nerdy men? Okay, uh, First, I'm gonna be real
Speaker 2: with you. You're gonna have to commit a being e Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're breaking an enterant.
Speaker 1: They all in the house. They all in. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you want me to say.
Speaker 2: They all in the house playing the game okay on
Speaker 2: crunchy roll.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: They most of the time they not outside, and if
Speaker 2: they are outside they have blurred kind Okay, they they
Speaker 2: I don't know, or some type of con All right,
Speaker 2: go go go to Walmart or Target in the lotion
Speaker 2: owl they right there. That's where they at. No all
Speaker 2: jokes aside. I know, I know it's real cool to
Speaker 2: like the nerds. Now it's all the niche. Nerds are
Speaker 2: so in. First of all, fuck y'all. Okay, fuck y'all.
Speaker 2: Nerds are all the niche. And it really gets under
Speaker 2: my skin because when they was doing a not Ruto
Speaker 2: run through the lunch room in high school, y'all didn't
Speaker 2: want him.
Speaker 1: Then I was there for them. Okay, y'all was not there.
Speaker 1: Y'all was not there, y'all didn't care about him. It
Speaker 1: was just me, okay, And now.
Speaker 2: Y'all out here making a black hot and it makes
Speaker 2: me upset, But I digress, Okay, Joe, That's what I
Speaker 2: was gonna say. Before you try to hop on this
Speaker 2: nerd wave act your self. Can you handle it?
Speaker 1: Can you handle it? You think they sweet? They not? Okay?
Speaker 1: They are demons and they get on demon time, all right?
Speaker 1: Can you handle that? You think he's such a sweet, nice,
Speaker 1: innocent boy because he talks well, and he's so soft spoken,
Speaker 1: and he bes kind to you because he's a good man.
Speaker 1: Sob attle, do you know what happens when the lights
Speaker 1: go off? Okay?
Speaker 2: He turns into a demon? Can you handle that? Can
Speaker 2: you handle differentiating the juxtaposition? Can you handle it?
Speaker 1: Not? Everyone can? Can you? Can you? Okay? This is
Speaker 1: a serious question, serious question? Can you handle it? Workman?
Speaker 1: Nine zero one zero, says the Devil. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you think they out here watching Demon Slayer for nothing? No,
Speaker 1: they channel and Chocruss.
Speaker 3: Can you addle that?
Speaker 1: Yo? Yo?
Speaker 2: It's not for the week. It's not for the week.
Speaker 2: It's not for the week. So before you go over
Speaker 2: here trying to test the waters, just be careful.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say you handle random anime?
Speaker 1: Bruh? Can you?
Speaker 2: Are you willing to sit through all the filler episodes
Speaker 2: of the different anime that he likes?
Speaker 4: Can you watch five minute, five city episode of Dragon
Speaker 4: ball Z? You just to watch on the fight bruh
Speaker 4: whole time? Nigga di screaming?
Speaker 1: Bruh? Are you are you willing transforming?
Speaker 2: Are you willing to watch your grown man attempt to
Speaker 2: go super Saiyan? Can you handle that? Come on, come
Speaker 2: on listen, Just make sure you're ready. That's all I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say. All right, Next, for men and women? Is
Speaker 2: being clingy a good thing or a bad thing? Mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say it again, Uh for men and women?
Speaker 2: Is being clingy a good thing or a bad thing? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy about the term being clingy? I
Speaker 2: feel like if you're dating or in the situationships, it
Speaker 2: kind of has a negative connotation.
Speaker 1: But if you're in a relationship, being clingy is the shit?
Speaker 1: Am I dripping?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: When we think about what the finds being clingy if
Speaker 2: you're dating or in a situationship, but it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just feel like they're doing too much. But if
Speaker 2: you're a relationship. Oh, he not gonna mind me coming
Speaker 2: over to smell his armpits. He liked that, he wanted, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my girl, she always just want to be up under me,
Speaker 2: even man shit, you know, like yeah, but if you're
Speaker 2: not locked in, oh baby, they try and lock you out.
Speaker 1: Like it's not the same at all.
Speaker 2: So when you ask, is being clingy a good thing
Speaker 2: or a bad thing, I think it just depends on
Speaker 2: your relationship with that person and honestly how much they
Speaker 2: like you, Because if someone is feeling you being clingy,
Speaker 2: usually is is never enough because they want to see you,
Speaker 2: They want to spend time with you, you know, depending on
Speaker 2: what their love language is, they want to be up
Speaker 2: under you. So yeah, they want to get fifty million
Speaker 2: reels from you today. Like it just all depends.
Speaker 4: But if you or you get labeled cling, just understand that,
Speaker 4: like you can't just love people the way you want something. Yeah, compromise,
Speaker 4: Like maybe you should hold that ship off instead of
Speaker 4: like trying to give me kisses every every commercial break,
Speaker 4: Just you know, hold off every other Yeah, and I
Speaker 4: know you care, you know actions speak out in the
Speaker 4: words yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then uh, someone on I think. Someone on
Speaker 2: Our Live said it depends on a level of cleanliness.
Speaker 3: You tell them no, they get mad.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, So I guess it does depend on the level
Speaker 2: of cleanliness. But my whole thing is, if you hate me,
Speaker 2: just say that.
Speaker 4: Like I mean, I understand the kisses and I appreciate them,
Speaker 4: but like your spit is running down my face because
Speaker 4: I love you. The ship didn't dry from the last time,
Speaker 4: and you, I know you feel it. You hear it
Speaker 4: like that with my face every single time you do it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: So just oh so now you don't like the sound and.
Speaker 3: Macaroni and cheek Why things don't happen?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow any other time niggas like when they make that noise.
Speaker 1: See see this is.
Speaker 3: How niggas get on. This is how shit happens.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is okay if you hate me, If
Speaker 2: you hate me, just say that. Next question, why are
Speaker 2: some people so happy being miserable they feel the need
Speaker 2: to share it with others? I'll read it again. Why
Speaker 2: are some people so happy being miserable they feel the
Speaker 2: need to share it with others? You know, a whi
Speaker 2: is prophet once said misery loves company, So fuck them.
Speaker 1: Niggas. Okay, first of all.
Speaker 2: If you are mad or you are sad, you absolutely
Speaker 2: want to share the wealth. Okay, you never noticed that
Speaker 2: when you're arguing with somebody but you're not mad, they
Speaker 2: get even madder. It's because misery loves company, and sometimes
Speaker 2: you really got to take a step back and let
Speaker 2: negative people live their negative world with their negative bank
Speaker 2: account balance and let them be them, like you can't
Speaker 2: allow no, but like that's real, Like when you noticing
Speaker 2: that some people really never have a good like some
Speaker 2: people really will never have a good reaction to you
Speaker 2: sharing good news, to you get in that promotion, to
Speaker 2: you working things out in therapy, to you setting those boundaries.
Speaker 2: And it's because it spiritually attacks them. It calls them
Speaker 2: to look at themselves and see all the work that
Speaker 2: they're not doing, that they're not trying to do, that
Speaker 2: they're wallowing in their self pity and it's like no, bro,
Speaker 2: like and then it causes them to develop a crabs
Speaker 2: and a barrel mentality. Well, why does that person deserve that?
Speaker 2: Why does that person deserve this? Like why are they there?
Speaker 2: And I'm still here? Because you're fucking miserable, bro, and
Speaker 2: you're not trying to make it better. So like, sometimes
Speaker 2: you really just gotta let negative people live in their
Speaker 2: negative world with their negative bank account and distance yourself
Speaker 2: and that's it. So with that being said, let's recap.
Speaker 2: I almost got bit by a rattlesnake this week, y'all.
Speaker 2: I survived. I lived to tell my story.
Speaker 1: Next thing.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I threw my cars all over the place and
Speaker 2: I don't really remember what else was there.
Speaker 1: Uh, risk got heart again.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, No, that was not a motorcycle ride, but
Speaker 2: it's really supposed to be a bike ride.
Speaker 1: I didn't get on them in a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bike ride was fine, Gordon h two. So yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us, guys, And if
Speaker 2: you don't remember anything else, please remember, uh, when a
Speaker 2: woman says she don't need a man, it's a good thing.
Speaker 2: I love you, guys, and I see you next week.
Speaker 1: Peace.