WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.439 --> 00:00:05.120 Alrighty died he then we're going to see if this works. 2 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:07.799 You know, yesterday went so well about can you imagine 3 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:10.080 getting along with Maga that we're going. 4 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.480 To continue that theme today? 5 00:00:11.599 --> 00:00:15.199 Can you imagine that we have anything in common with 6 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:17.000 people who voted for Orangina? 7 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:19.480 Because I think the truth is going. 8 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:23.839 To shock, uncensored, unfiltered, un hinged. 9 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:25.640 It's the Curell Cast. 10 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:28.280 Listen daily on your favorite streaming service. 11 00:00:34.479 --> 00:00:36.640 Alrighty, it is the Crell Cast. I am Correll. 12 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:38.880 And if this is the first time you're joining us 13 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:41.280 on TikTok or Instagram, I'm shocked. 14 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:46.520 If it works, I truly am. But we shall see. 15 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.399 All right, So yesterday the show was can you imagine? 16 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:54.600 You know, can you imagine that we actually care about 17 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:57.640 some of the same things that MAGA does. And the 18 00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:00.759 truth of the matter is that we do. We just 19 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.760 care about them. How do I say this? The result 20 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:10.359 is different, but not the actual caring. For instance, this 21 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:13.159 morning it was released that inflation is up and the 22 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:17.439 stock market is down. Nobody wants that. MAGA doesn't want it. 23 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:20.560 We don't want it. However, they voted for it. 24 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:23.120 I mean, you know, they did, and we tried to 25 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:25.280 tell them in advance this was going to happen. 26 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.200 But still they don't want to pay more at the 27 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:29.000 grocery store. 28 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:31.760 They don't want to pay more for the price of steel, 29 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:34.640 you know, in their cars or in their aluminum cans 30 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:38.439 or anything like that. They don't want it. And you're like, well, yeah, 31 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:39.400 but if they voted for it. 32 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:40.519 No, no, no, no, no. 33 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:43.400 You know, I think we need to start looking at 34 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:47.280 some of the common ground, even if the end result 35 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:51.959 isn't the same, you know, I mean really, And one 36 00:01:51.959 --> 00:01:55.439 of the things that I I have been has been 37 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:58.560 a theme on the show, is that the cost of 38 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.640 America is just too high. 39 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:02.560 Now. 40 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:06.439 I bring this up because yesterday I downloaded Quicken, you know, 41 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:09.319 which is a software program that you know, keeps track 42 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:12.479 of all of your money that you spend. It downloads 43 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.400 all your credit card stuff, it downloads all your banking. 44 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:17.800 I used to use it up until eight years ago, 45 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:19.520 and then I just stopped. I figured, well, I ain't 46 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:21.479 got much money anyway, so who needs to know where 47 00:02:21.479 --> 00:02:26.879 it's going? So I stopped using it. But now I 48 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:31.039 use it again. And yesterday, when I saw what I 49 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:33.800 spend on food, I was gobsmacked. 50 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:35.080 I was like, who. 51 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.479 I mean, I'm one person. The grocery store alone. Last 52 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:44.520 month was nine hundred dollars. Nine hundred dollars at the 53 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:47.800 grocery store. Now, yes, last month I had to restock 54 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:50.599 a lot of stuff, olive oil, avocado oil. 55 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:51.680 Nuts. 56 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.520 This queen spends one hundred and twenty dollars every three 57 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:57.000 months on nuts. Go figure, honey, cause you got to 58 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.159 get the nuts in your mouth. You gotta eat the nuts. 59 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.439 Nuts make you strong, baby, aren't you eating nuts? You 60 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:10.240 should eat nuts every day. Two nuts, four nuts, eight nuts, 61 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:14.680 twelve nuts, hell even thirteen nuts, whatever. But you should 62 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:17.080 get nuts in your mouth and you should like it. 63 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.520 And as a vegan, I use them as a source 64 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.039 of protein. So every three months I buy a whole 65 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:24.479 lot of nuts. It's the only kind of nuts I'm seeing. 66 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:25.039 Here in Las Vegas. 67 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:27.960 Trust me, gonna snow tomorrow, by the way, here in 68 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:32.199 Las Vegas. And so I was like, oh my god, 69 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:35.560 I'm spending all of this money. My two biggest expenses 70 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:40.680 on quicken medical and food medical. 71 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:41.520 Oh my god. 72 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:44.759 Thirteen hundred for the dental work, six hundred for new 73 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:49.120 glasses and or new lenses for the glasses. It's nineteen 74 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:52.400 hundred dollars just since January, first for medical and next 75 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:54.520 week another one hundred and fifty for a cope for 76 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:59.520 a hard scam. No one wants to pay that MAGA doesn't. 77 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:00.639 You don't. 78 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:04.159 No one wants to pay that much money. And I'd 79 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:06.759 like to see down below how much you really spend 80 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:12.319 a month on food, including eating out. Last month in January, 81 00:04:12.759 --> 00:04:17.199 I spent four hundred and twenty three dollars eating out. Now, 82 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:23.360 that includes some holiday spending, but still four hundred dollars 83 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:23.879 eating out. 84 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.680 And I only ate out eight times twice a week. 85 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:32.079 And I wasn't going to like five star restaurants, honey, 86 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:34.839 I was going to just the local vegan joints. So 87 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:37.759 I know that nobody is happy with how much they 88 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:42.680 are spending on food right now, that includes MAGA. Well, yeah, 89 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.319 but they voted. They've yes, they did vote for the 90 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:48.480 wrong person in my view. You know, they voted for 91 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:53.399 someone very bad for America. But distill all that, it 92 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:57.519 goes down to this. After I did my Quicken and 93 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:02.160 I saw how much my you know, ha and lights 94 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:06.040 and gas and all of the utilities all lumped together internet. 95 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:11.560 Once I saw all how much money America is costing 96 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:17.199 me insurance. Four hundred dollars a month for insurance, one 97 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:20.240 hundred and seventy for the car that I barely ever drive, 98 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:25.279 that's twenty three years old, forty for my motorcycle, one 99 00:05:25.360 --> 00:05:30.519 hundred for the house, for the condo. Another Let's see 100 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:33.160 what else supposed to do. This's the condo, there's the car, 101 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:39.319 there's the motorcycle, and oh, dental, dental, Delta dental. Four 102 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:45.480 hundred dollars a month for insurance. Nobody wants to pay that, okay? 103 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:50.240 And I started thinking, you know, it cost a lot 104 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:57.560 to live in America. It does, and is it worth it? 105 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:02.360 Is the price of America worth it? You know? 106 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:05.879 I was thinking about California. I love California. I have 107 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:09.720 considered moving back to California. But then you hear about, well, 108 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:13.000 right now it's flooding and there's gonna be mudslines, And 109 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:16.680 of course there was rain, and then the fires, you know, 110 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:20.839 the Eton fire, the one by Pasadena. They're already selling 111 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:24.000 some of the lots with the with the burned out 112 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:27.959 homes on them. They just entered escrow on a lot 113 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:32.800 whose house burned for five hundred and fifty thousand dollars 114 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:39.920 one hundred thousand dollars above asking price. How are African Americans, 115 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:43.920 Hispanics and others going to rebuild in their own neighborhood 116 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.160 They're going to be priced out of their own neighborhoods. 117 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.560 And who the hell in their right mind buys a 118 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:55.120 piece of land in Alta Dina for half a million 119 00:06:55.199 --> 00:07:02.560 dollars without a house on it. And so, you know, fire, floods, rain, 120 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:07.360 high cost of living, very high cost of living. And 121 00:07:07.399 --> 00:07:12.199 I thought, if California really worth it, aren't there places 122 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:15.800 somewhere else in the world that are cheaper that are 123 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:20.160 just as nice, have a coast, have nice weather, because 124 00:07:20.199 --> 00:07:22.839 California is beautiful and the weather's gorgeous and the people 125 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:25.720 are friendly. But you know, you look at it and think, 126 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:29.560 is it worth it? And then you extrapolate that out 127 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:34.199 in the median price of a home in America, not 128 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:38.439 in California. The median price of a home in America 129 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:42.160 is four hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 130 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:49.160 That's the median price. And then you've got the average. 131 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:53.360 Income in America being fifty one thousand dollars, so that 132 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:58.120 math ain't math in right there, You've got soaring electric bills, 133 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:02.879 soaring gas bills. You've got internet bills out of control. 134 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:05.519 I pay one hundred dollars a month for just internet 135 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:09.360 and it's not even their fastest speed. Don't get me 136 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:13.639 started on Las Vegas Internet. And so you, all of us, 137 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:16.800 when we sit down at our checkbook register or Quicken 138 00:08:17.319 --> 00:08:21.519 or whatever it might be, we all see the price 139 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:26.680 is going up up up. Our income not going up 140 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:30.240 up up, many see it going down down down. Now, 141 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:34.639 if you're maga, you think, gee, I'm paying all this 142 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:39.159 money into my country and what am I getting. I'm 143 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:42.639 getting drag queens reading books, trans people in app in sports, 144 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:45.600 which I don't even know why that bothers either one 145 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:50.919 of those bothers them. But they're unhappy because they're paying 146 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:54.240 this money to live here and it's not the country 147 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:58.200 they want to live in. And if you distill that down, 148 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:02.720 it's the exact same thing for liberals. Liberals are paying 149 00:09:02.879 --> 00:09:06.519 all this money to live in America, and what. 150 00:09:06.519 --> 00:09:10.000 Are we getting back? Healthcare that is. 151 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:15.120 Still unaffordable and unobtainable for many medical bankruptcies. If you 152 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:22.039 get fit transportation system, that's fucks. What are we getting 153 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:25.320 for what we pay to be in America. 154 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:27.639 Let's talk about it when we come back in your 155 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.840 cast on all the platforms. I see all of your 156 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.440 chat on all the platforms, and I'm going to want 157 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:36.200 to support the Corell cast. Then like and subscribe the 158 00:09:36.279 --> 00:09:39.519 YouTube videos at the really Correl channel. Just go to 159 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:43.720 YouTube dot com forward slash really Correl, that's kil and 160 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:47.480 subscribe to the most exciting YouTube stream available today. 161 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:52.080 If you're not visiting really corell dot com daily, you're 162 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:55.720 missing out. Get the podcast videos and the blug including 163 00:09:55.759 --> 00:10:05.559 recipes at reallycorrel dot com. 164 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:14.879 All right, I hope we're going live on TikTok. Oh 165 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:16.480 I can check, can't we? Oh? 166 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:19.919 Yeah, we're going live on TikTok. We're going live on Instagram, 167 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:23.960 and we're going live on YouTube. So if you're on TikTok, 168 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.480 HEWI TikTokers, Hi, China. 169 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:30.080 Have all my infos, China, have it all. Take it all, Hia. 170 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:35.960 Hi Instagrammers, you metaalovers, you Mark Zuckerberg fucking people. 171 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:38.080 Hey, I'm on there too. What am I gonna do? Right? 172 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:41.519 And hello to my YouTubers who are chatting in the 173 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:45.320 chatroom at YouTube dot com, forward slash, Really Corell, don't 174 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:49.120 forget the show is financed by you, the patrons at 175 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:52.639 patreon dot com forward slash. Really, Carrell just got a 176 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:56.120 nine dollars a month patron this morning, Na kisses to you. 177 00:10:56.480 --> 00:10:58.039 I never say your names because I don't know if 178 00:10:58.080 --> 00:10:59.919 you want to. You know, like what if your boyfriend, 179 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:02.399 your husband, or your girlfriend or your wife here is 180 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:04.279 and they're like, why are you giving ten dollars to 181 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:08.279 that top show host? Because everyone's spouse sounds like Geraldine, 182 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:11.480 which was Flip Wilson. Whenever I do a voice, it's 183 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:14.799 always Geraldine because I would look, I'm a kid. I 184 00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:17.639 was born in nineteen sixty two. Flip Wilson was on 185 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:20.240 in the late sixties and the seventies. Jerald You see, 186 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:23.320 no one got mad at Jeraldine. There is not a 187 00:11:23.399 --> 00:11:27.399 conservative alive that was mad at Flip Wilson for being Jeraldine. 188 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.320 They would have let gerald Deine. 189 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:32.120 Read a book to their kids, although Jerald Deane would 190 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:33.360 have thrown the book at the children. 191 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:34.759 But you know what I'm. 192 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:37.600 Saying, nobody, it wasn't a big deal to have Geraldine 193 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:40.159 on TV and they say, oh, I'm gonna get you honey. 194 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:44.279 Oh yes, and her boyfriend Killer kill us my boyfriend. 195 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:49.600 Nobody cared. There was no riots, No one boycotted the network. 196 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:53.639 You know what has You know, I really believe that 197 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:57.279 MAGA wouldn't be so uptight about drag queens or trans 198 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:00.960 or whatever if they were getting a v better value 199 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:05.480 for America. In other words, we spend a lot to 200 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:08.279 live here and then most of us pay twenty to 201 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:11.879 thirty percent in taxes, which compared to other countries is 202 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:12.240 not a. 203 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:16.159 Lot, but it's still a lot to you. 204 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:19.200 You know, like I said yesterday, Elon Musk, who was 205 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:23.480 in Orangina's oval office yesterday? Where is jd Vance? Did 206 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:27.080 Elon Musk eat jd Vance? Does he have him wrapped 207 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:30.720 up somewhere? I don't know, But there was Elon and 208 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:35.000 his booger licking kid. His kid ate his boogers right 209 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:38.039 there next to the resolute desk you know where John 210 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:41.080 John JF. Kennedy's kid got under it never ate a booger, 211 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:46.039 but Elon's kid booger eating more literally, ate a booger 212 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:50.279 on camera, God bless them. And Elon's got a trans child? 213 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:53.039 Why does he never mention that child? But anyway, so 214 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:56.399 there was this booger eating moron and his father in 215 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:00.080 the Oval office saying, Oh, we're gonna cut even more. 216 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:03.639 And like I said yesterday, where is that money going 217 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:07.279 to go back to you and me? If you're maga 218 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:10.000 and you're watching this, do you think for one minute 219 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:12.679 that the money that Elon Musk is going to be 220 00:13:12.679 --> 00:13:16.080 saving from slashing jobs which means out of work people. 221 00:13:16.559 --> 00:13:19.120 Do you think that's going to come back to you 222 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.159 in some way that it's going to lower your grocery prices, 223 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.720 it's going to stop inflation. Do you think it's going 224 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:32.120 to do anything for you? No government cuts means less 225 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:38.840 government services. Less government services mean you don't have access 226 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:43.840 to as much as you did previous. There were several 227 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:47.879 teachers this morning in a red state who voted for 228 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:51.240 Donald Trump who are very mad about it because they're 229 00:13:51.279 --> 00:13:55.480 talking about cutting the federal budget for education and getting 230 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:58.279 rid of the Department of Education. And they were like, 231 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:02.200 we did not vote to have schools get less money. 232 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:06.799 We voted to make number one again America. This is 233 00:14:06.840 --> 00:14:10.360 not how you make America number one again. You don't 234 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:14.120 cut budgets to schools to make America number one again. 235 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:19.840 Now look, I understand the frustrations that maga has that 236 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:21.799 led them to vote for this con man. 237 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:23.200 I get it. 238 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:27.679 We're spending fortunes to live in a country that gives 239 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:31.919 us what back? What does it give you back? And 240 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:35.440 I'm serious now, I'd like to hear your comments down below. 241 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:39.279 What does America? Does it give you freedom? Freedom is 242 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:45.240 not exclusive to America. Canadians have freedom, the UK has freedom. 243 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:49.519 Many countries have freedom. So don't say it gives us 244 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:55.120 freedom because many countries have freedom. What does the United 245 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:58.159 States give you? For all the money you put in? 246 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.080 Does it give you a comfort retirement? 247 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:01.919 It does not. 248 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:05.159 It gives you enough money on solid security to live 249 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:07.399 in a hell hole and if you need at home 250 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:11.799 care you don't get it. You starve or die, or 251 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:14.120 you get put into a nursing home, which is the 252 00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:20.320 epitome of hell. Does it give you affordable housing, places 253 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:23.120 that you can live that are nice, where there's not 254 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:24.360 a huge amount of crime? 255 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:25.559 You know? 256 00:15:25.639 --> 00:15:28.519 Two days ago, my friend Steve Cabral pulled into a 257 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:32.600 parking space and when he got out, three and I 258 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:37.039 hate to say it, black women in blonde wigs started 259 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:40.559 screaming and yelling at him that they wanted that spot. Well, 260 00:15:40.600 --> 00:15:43.879 he was waiting for the spot. He didn't see anybody 261 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.720 else around. The car pulled out of the spot. He 262 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:49.399 pulled into the spot, and then these women are like, 263 00:15:49.440 --> 00:15:52.720 that was gonna be our spot. Well, he's like, look, 264 00:15:52.879 --> 00:15:55.120 I don't want to fight about this, you know, And 265 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:58.399 now you're calling me names and everything else. You know, 266 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:02.080 it's just a parking spot. You didn't get it. Go 267 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:08.080 park somewhere else. They slashed his tires, They slashed his 268 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:11.960 brand new Jeep Cherokee tire and nothing is being done 269 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.360 about it. The police don't care. Albertson's where it happened, 270 00:16:15.480 --> 00:16:20.759 don't care. That's just I guess, acceptable behavior. And I 271 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:23.600 hate that they were black women because it just perpetuates 272 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:27.879 the stereotype that black people are criminals. But it happened, 273 00:16:28.600 --> 00:16:32.000 and he's like, I'm so done with Vegas. And I said, 274 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:34.799 tell me one place in America where you can go 275 00:16:35.639 --> 00:16:38.480 where there is not crime, where there are not people 276 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:42.600 like those women, because in Long Beach there certainly were. 277 00:16:43.159 --> 00:16:45.639 I got called faggot the week before I left Long Beach, 278 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.240 just seven years ago, in the Gay District, on a 279 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:54.519 rainbow crosswalk, someone calls me a fag I'm like, honey, 280 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:56.600 that's not an insult, it's an observation. Is that the 281 00:16:56.600 --> 00:17:00.320 best you got? So, you know, in Lombie each we 282 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:02.639 were robbed at gunpoint. A neighbor crawled into the house 283 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:06.160 and robbed our belongings. And this is long Beach, in 284 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:11.519 a nice area, Rose Park. What part of America, if 285 00:17:11.519 --> 00:17:14.839 you are not rich, can you move to where you're 286 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:19.240 safe from gun violence, where you're safe from strangers. 287 00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:24.680 No part of America. None, not that you can afford. 288 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:25.559 Not. 289 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:28.519 You know, America is made for the rich now, so 290 00:17:28.680 --> 00:17:32.440 much so that Disney in the Wall Street Journal yesterday 291 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:36.039 said they are reevaluating their prices because they don't believe 292 00:17:36.519 --> 00:17:39.039 middle class families can afford to go anymore. 293 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:44.920 No crap. So what does America give you? You give 294 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:45.880 it your life. 295 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:49.880 You work for American companies and they take every bit 296 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:51.000 of life you have. 297 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:55.599 And what do they give you in return? A cushy retirement. 298 00:17:55.960 --> 00:17:59.200 No great healthcare. 299 00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:01.480 There is no such thing as great healthcare in this 300 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:05.880 country unless you're rich, because even the best plans don't 301 00:18:05.920 --> 00:18:08.599 cover everything if you get cancer or if you. 302 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:12.359 Get sick in some way. So I get it. 303 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:15.880 We're all spending a lot of money to be here. 304 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:18.839 And we don't feel like we're getting a return on 305 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:22.440 our value. And liberals feel like the country is turning 306 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:26.119 into something they don't want to be in, and Maga 307 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:28.559 feels like the country is turning into something they don't 308 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:31.279 want to be in. You got two groups of people 309 00:18:31.799 --> 00:18:35.079 overpaying to be in a country that none of them 310 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:40.880 really like. And that's why we're here. That's why we 311 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:45.119 are in this spot because we agree we're spending too 312 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:48.160 much to be in America, and we agree America is 313 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:49.799 turning into a country that we don't like. 314 00:18:51.279 --> 00:18:52.119 It's just different. 315 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:54.920 For Mega, they don't like dragqueens or trans people or whatever, 316 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:56.519 and liberals. 317 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:58.720 Don't like people who don't take the climate change seriously 318 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:03.359 and who describe and aren't for geos. But neither are 319 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:05.559 happy with the country. 320 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:09.519 I think as Americans we can all agree on that. Right. Hey, 321 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:13.039 nobody happy? So what do we do? Hey? 322 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:15.000 Corel here, and I'd like to take a moment to 323 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:18.119 thank all the patrons of Patreon. Your support means the 324 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:20.960 absolute world to me and the show. If you'd like 325 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.200 to show your support for the crazy endeavors of the 326 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:26.519 Corell Cast, then please go to Patreon dot com. Forward 327 00:19:26.559 --> 00:19:30.920 slash Really Corell. That's Patreon dot com Forward Slash really Corell, 328 00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:33.880 and please help get those numbers up by subscribing to 329 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.440 the YouTube channel YouTube dot com Forward Slash Really Corell. 330 00:19:37.880 --> 00:19:39.240 There's so much great free. 331 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:41.279 Content there, it's like having a network on your TV, 332 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:45.359 phone or tablets. All social media is really Corel, including 333 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:48.559 threads and Instagram. And don't forget the website that's had 334 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:53.119 it all all along, Really Correl dot com. Without your support, 335 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:55.880 the show simply doesn't work. So please listen on all 336 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:59.240 streaming services, watch and subscribe on YouTube, and support the 337 00:19:59.279 --> 00:20:03.359 show to patri at Patreon dot com, Forward slash Really Correl. 338 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:04.720 Thanks for almost. 339 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:07.319 Thirty years of support to the loudest, craziest, most unhinged 340 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:08.559 gay guy and his little dog. 341 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:10.960 And let's keep the party going as long as we can. 342 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:29.640 Socket to me, sucka. That was Lawanda Page. Lawanda Page 343 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:30.599 was not a drag queen. 344 00:20:31.359 --> 00:20:32.359 Flip Wilson was. 345 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:36.680 And people often think that Flip Wilson said socket to me, 346 00:20:36.799 --> 00:20:39.880 But that was actually Lawanda Page, who was on Sanford 347 00:20:39.880 --> 00:20:44.400 and Son. She was a filthy, filthy comic. Oh my god, 348 00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:50.559 if you ever saw her live, Oh filthy filthy. I 349 00:20:51.079 --> 00:20:55.200 can't even tell you my favorite joke from Lawanda page. Well, okay, 350 00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:58.920 i'll tell you this is X rated. Well can I 351 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:04.160 use another word? So here's a longa page telling this joke. 352 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:08.039 My sister she works down at the insane asylum and 353 00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:11.480 the other night they brought this woman in and she 354 00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:15.079 was just screaming, I want a man with a long 355 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:20.759 black eggplant. And she just kept screaming, I want a 356 00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:24.519 man with a long black eggplant. And she got to 357 00:21:24.559 --> 00:21:26.440 work the next morning and she heard this, and she 358 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:28.960 said to the nurses, how long has she been screaming 359 00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:31.640 in that cell? They said all night long. She goes, well, 360 00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:33.880 let me go see what's up. She goes over to 361 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:36.039 that cell and she opens the door and she says, which, 362 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:38.720 what's wrong with you? And this white woman looks at 363 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.839 her and says, I want a man with a long 364 00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:46.079 black eggplant. And my sister, the nurse looked at the 365 00:21:46.119 --> 00:21:48.200 other nurses and said, give me the key. They said why, 366 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:50.759 They said, we gotta let her out. And she turned 367 00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:52.240 and looked at the woman and said, you might have 368 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:54.680 been crazy as a mother when they brought you in here, 369 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:57.480 but you're in your right damn frame of mind. Now 370 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.359 I want a man with a long black you know 371 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:08.839 rhymes with you know wick? Yes, I can do me, 372 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:13.160 lawanda page. So seven trillion dollars, that's our budget. That's 373 00:22:13.200 --> 00:22:15.880 more money than your brain can actually grasp. By the way, 374 00:22:16.759 --> 00:22:19.480 did you all know that your brain can't even grasp 375 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:20.319 what a billion is? 376 00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:22.440 The science has proven this. 377 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:26.160 When you hear about Elon's musk money, you have no 378 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:28.279 idea how much it really is. 379 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:30.000 You think you do, but you don't. 380 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.960 The difference between a million and a billion, like a 381 00:22:34.039 --> 00:22:38.359 million seconds is I don't know, you know, like seven 382 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:41.799 months or something like that, a billion seconds like three 383 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:45.599 hundred years, So you you really have no idea. So 384 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:50.160 our budget is seven trillion, like doctor Evil, seven trillion dollars, 385 00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:55.240 And what do we get for it? Our roads in Vegas? 386 00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:57.920 I know our roads are crap. We don't have a 387 00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:01.960 high speed rail infrastructure. If weather comes around, the airport 388 00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:04.000 shut down, we can't even get from point A to 389 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:09.599 point B. We don't have public transportation inside our cities 390 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.240 to where you don't have to own a car, where 391 00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:14.759 you don't have to buy fossil fuel, where you don't 392 00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.039 have to pay these shit ton of money that it 393 00:23:17.160 --> 00:23:22.039 costs to ensure a car. We don't have great public transportation. 394 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:27.079 Other countries do. We don't have a great healthcare system, 395 00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:30.720 our education system. You want to make our education system better. 396 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:35.319 Don't worry about drag queens, worry about cell phones. Lock 397 00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:38.160 the damn cell phones up at the beginning of the day, 398 00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:42.400 and don't be so damn afraid to discipline a child. 399 00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:46.359 Oh you know, Oh, we've got to talk to Johnny 400 00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:51.079 about Johnny's behavior. Talk to Johnny, honey. You know I 401 00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.960