Speaker 1: Welcome to episode two of She's My Girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Hey girl, Nicole Tomura, come in. I'm here. I'm here.
This song really gives me in the zo.
Speaker 3: You were spaced out?
Speaker 2: I was, wasn't I? Ladies?
Speaker 3: Soone it's happening. Tomorrow is a big day, Charlie's birthday party.
Speaker 2: Lisa, did you get those magic shirts Anita size smaller?
Speaker 3: You know I did? And yes, I got exercises. I'll
come down just in case.
Speaker 2: You're a miracle organizer, I know, and ain't easy being
this called it's sleazy. I'm gonna get you a.
Speaker 1: Hi. Everyone, Danny here. I'm thirty two in a relationship
with Lisa, and I'm in love with her. So you
probably overheard. Lisa is hanging out with friends right now
and I'm doing something sweet because I'm a great man,
I'm making this for her. Welcome to my podcast about Lisa.
She's my girlfriend. So about us. We met on Tender,
the dating app, and it's actually a great story. So
I met her in real life for our first date,
and she rejected me a lot at first, but we
eventually really started liking each other. I, for one, think
it's so cute that she takes two hours to get
dressed sometimes, and I have to watch her do it
quietly and with a smile on my face. But that's
what it is. She loves playing this sad, poppy music
also while showering. That drives me crazy. Lisa, you mean
so much to me. I'm proud to be your man.
This just feels right. I want you to know I'll
always be your protector, your guardian, your king.
Speaker 3: Oh no, hello, hello, huh? Could have sworn I heard
something from her.
Speaker 1: I'm who. I'm trying to surprise her, so bear in
mind when I don't say anything. So I want to
tell you all about Lisa. She's in her thirties. She
is the perfect height and weight proportion. She's amazing, really though,
I am so proud of her. She's really into fitness
and fashion and I'm not so. I've had to listen
to a lot of her talks about the industry. Did
you know that a lot of the models of fashion
are actively making steps to move to either New York, London, Paris,
or Milan. Lisa always talks about going there for a workation.
That's a work vacation. I'm saving up right now because
I want to surprise her with a trip out there.
Oh the things you do for love, right, It's quite
thrilling to feel this good about doing good things for
people you care about. Oh, hold on, hold on, Okay.
They are on the way to Charlie's birthday celebration. It's
an all girls' night out, so I'm not invited. Ha,
like i'd want to go. Hope you all have fun.
Love you so much, babe. Now that she's gone for
the night, I'm going to give you all some insight
into us as a couple. Should I read aloud the
poetry I wrote for some men get their women cards flowers. Nah,
it's not ready. What I will do is tell you
things we have in common. It's a big list, but
I'll go over just the basics. Well. For one, she's
the ultimate happiness in my life, and I think she
feels the same way. I know it. Actually, we're like
two peas in a pod, very much the same. We
both like the new Lethal Assassins from Norway album. I
heard her playing it the other day while our friends
were over. I've been wanting to fall in love for
so long, and I feel like finding Lisa has been
a complete miracle. She is my everything. I might as
well tell you now. I want to marry her. I'm
likely going to propose, and I need to go find
a ring to give her. I'll talk to you soon.
I'm going to have to go. I'm gonna have to
go to the Pristine Jewelers tomorrow, but I gotta get
ready to see her late again tonight. I love you, Lisa.
You're amazing, babe. See you soon,