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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R. But your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this hour of the show is brought to

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<v Speaker 2>you by Petties Meats on State Road four thirty four

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<v Speaker 2>and Longwood, just west of I four.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're looking for your treats, head to Petties Meats.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how I give all these different businesses a

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<v Speaker 3>little slogan, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm sure they really appreciate that taco with

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<v Speaker 2>Petties Meats.

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<v Speaker 3>I say to each week man, you walk in there,

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<v Speaker 3>you pour yourself at ice cold draft beard, that son

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<v Speaker 3>of a gun is free. It's their way saying hey,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks for shopping at Petties. And you walk around, peruse

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<v Speaker 3>the counters and eyes. You can find everything from appetizers

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<v Speaker 3>to dessert and in between, high quality meats over there at.

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<v Speaker 2>Patties, open Monday through Saturday ten to six.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if they still had that life coach cutout

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<v Speaker 3>in there? Did they have that last time you were there?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't say that I saw that taco Bob. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>Should we start with a headline of the week contender here,

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<v Speaker 3>although I've become a little gun shy on these. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try my new method for headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, let me open up my phone recorder. Tell

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<v Speaker 3>me when you're ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready. Hold on go. Shining Anus volcano in Tonga

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<v Speaker 2>coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption. That right

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<v Speaker 2>there the headline of the week, Patty, you want to

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<v Speaker 2>hear it back? I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope to god that don't play the wrong thing

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<v Speaker 3>off this recorder. If you know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to hand that they're ready at the dump switch.

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<v Speaker 2>Shining Anus volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke

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<v Speaker 2>during recent eruption.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's a good headline right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Woo know there was a shining Ainis volcano in Tonga,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I'm getting quite the visual though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't all volcanos look is kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I call it what it is. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll set that one over in the consideration pile then.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, more like you know, starfish, They're not going to

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<v Speaker 3>get into all that right now. That would be silly. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody at Music Questions pat one is. Somebody said Amy

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<v Speaker 3>Lee has the best female voice in music.

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<v Speaker 2>She is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else said, did you guys say Will Hunt is

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<v Speaker 3>playing for Godsmack?

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<v Speaker 2>He is on the European tour right now? Said that

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<v Speaker 2>in a Rock of yesterday. Yes, I was glad to

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<v Speaker 2>hear it. We love Shannon and Shannon Larkin and then

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy both have some previous commitments, so they've they've got

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in players for the Godsmack European Tour.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's understandable. I'm glad to see it. Will Man,

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<v Speaker 3>you got yourself a hell of a drummer. There.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a very insightful piece called the Sudden Surprising Rise

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<v Speaker 2>of Beard Transplants. Okay, the industry is a wild West.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a beard transplant?

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<v Speaker 2>Explain? I guess now that they've conquered mail pattern baldness,

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<v Speaker 2>let's move on to the other area of the face

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<v Speaker 2>where some guys have issues, you know, growing that rugged

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<v Speaker 2>he man beard.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you wish you could just be bald on your

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<v Speaker 3>face and never have to shave? I like having my beard. No, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you like having your beard. But I'm saying for people

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<v Speaker 3>that shave every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why haven't they?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you could, Well, you could get what is

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<v Speaker 3>that called waxing?

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<v Speaker 2>No, can you wax your beard? Line?

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<v Speaker 3>You could do anything except right, Yeah, but no, it's

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<v Speaker 3>called I dated a girl who did it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's with lasers, free sandpaper.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, somebody will text it in probably die out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's for your goodness. Do you really need to

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<v Speaker 2>cook it a beard trance? Look, if you can't grow

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<v Speaker 2>a beard, you can't grow beard. It's for you, that

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<v Speaker 2>is not That is not, I dare say, probably gonna

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<v Speaker 2>hinder you from much in life unless you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be I don't know, a lumberjack or something, or a.

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<v Speaker 3>Cop that has to have the cop mustache, but even

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<v Speaker 3>those they don't have to have anymore. Or a child

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<v Speaker 3>molester that has a child molester mustache. Got Well, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not a good thing to look up anyway. So with

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<v Speaker 3>the electrolysis, thank you two two five two six electrolysis.

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<v Speaker 2>Kidney's facial.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh No, but with a yeah, if if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have a beard, I'm with you on that, pat, it's

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<v Speaker 3>just not meant to be. Just like if if you're bald,

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<v Speaker 3>you're meant to be bald, and there's nothing wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because bald is cool. Now, bald is beautiful. Somebody said

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<v Speaker 3>break out the nair. Somebody else is called laser hair removal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's electrolysis. Thank you all beard transplant Alright, where you going?

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go down and get next session. Why did

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<v Speaker 3>you can have mine? I'm tired of it growing sell

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<v Speaker 3>it on.

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<v Speaker 2>The It'd be the Blackbeard market.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Pirate territory too, could be a pirated one. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gitting out there today. It feels like a Fridays

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<v Speaker 3>any So the volcano headline sounds like something the late

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<v Speaker 3>Lewis Grizzard would say.

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<v Speaker 2>Lewis Grizzard, the columnist, Grizzard, thank you and author. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna write that down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna transfer so everybody that knows when he gives

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<v Speaker 3>the headline the week, it takes me so long to

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<v Speaker 3>write it that we don't even get to it's an

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm recording it, write it back handy recorder.

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<v Speaker 2>More often for many of the things that you do.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard he use it for something that I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>sell on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that that'll come as the audio part of

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<v Speaker 2>the book.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the book. Pat's gonna pen for me if

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<v Speaker 3>we put an audiobook out of what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>That what what my head is swirling with ideas that

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<v Speaker 2>that will be the deluxe version. You'll get that. Oh yeah, audio.

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<v Speaker 3>It's this where the summary is on a normal book,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the the glossary or whatever they call that

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<v Speaker 3>back in school days.

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<v Speaker 2>That is what.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the icing on the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>B sides you will.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about what I have taped on my phone

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<v Speaker 3>that I was going to sell to a middle Middle

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<v Speaker 3>Eastern rich dude. You know the ones that rent out

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<v Speaker 3>the hotels with forty women. Somebody said, I I neared

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<v Speaker 3>my starfish one time. Bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, uh dude, Uh did you look at this

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<v Speaker 2>clip I put on our Facebook page earlier this morning

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<v Speaker 2>of the motorcyclist.

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<v Speaker 3>Just use duct tape for that, sir, motorcyclist.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude cruising down this uh this, it's a very busy

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<v Speaker 2>road in I think it's South Korea. Just scrolled there.

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<v Speaker 2>Suddenly sinkhole. Oh swallowed him. Oh I'm not the whole motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gone bye byes.

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<v Speaker 3>He never came back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 3>The look at the house, how close it is it's

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<v Speaker 3>hanging on the edge.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking right now, j R.

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<v Speaker 3>Our Facebook page Giant Sinkhole, Swallows Kills, Motors, Motors, Motorcyclist. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 3>when they had the sinkhole here and it was one

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<v Speaker 3>of our listeners who went it. Remember he was in

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<v Speaker 3>his house sleeping his brother, one of our listeners. His

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<v Speaker 3>brother was the one that believe polk or lake one

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<v Speaker 3>of them on sinkholes.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably a lake now a somewhat related thing. You know

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<v Speaker 2>my fascination with the Final Destination movies. The new trailer

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<v Speaker 2>is out, I'm sharing that with you as well. For

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<v Speaker 2>Final Destination Bloodlines, which comes out. I believe it's May sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't even watch two trailer. Dude, the new trailer

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<v Speaker 4>you listen, I don't like that death and destruction. You

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<v Speaker 4>have to take Final Destination for what it is. It's

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<v Speaker 4>kind of it's dark humor, morbid, but but there's an

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<v Speaker 4>element of dark humor that goes with it. The way

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<v Speaker 4>that these movies are produced, and this trailer is a

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<v Speaker 4>perfect example of what could go horribly wrong, and there's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of things you don't really realize until it's

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<v Speaker 4>clearly illustrated for you at a backyard barbecue.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, yeah, we uh remember that happened. That happened

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<v Speaker 3>to the sports announcer. Remember that, Yeah, the pro Paine

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<v Speaker 3>tank exploded. That happened to somebody church hand storm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good call, I'm grabbing that name the well dude. No,

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<v Speaker 2>there's the Final Destination Bloodlines trailer is phenomenal. Those of

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<v Speaker 2>you who get it, you'll get it. You'll be right there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, yes, that's what we need. Oh and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's also some bonus footage in this new trailer of

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<v Speaker 2>you know those elevated hower uh like rotating. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the rides like the space like the Space Needle in

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<v Speaker 2>Seattle and the thing they got in Toronto and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but is there a ride attached to it?

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<v Speaker 3>Swings?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, no, that's Vegas stuff. These are like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like the Space Needle and yeah, in Seattle, happens you

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<v Speaker 2>got too many people on the dance floor up and

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<v Speaker 2>that's some bitch. It falls, all right? How can you

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<v Speaker 2>like watch that? You have to under the Final Destination

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<v Speaker 2>movies are sort of presented. They make you think and

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of laugh to yourself in a morbid kind

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<v Speaker 2>of way. I I fully admit that seem kind of

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<v Speaker 2>well weird curiosity sasas slash satisfaction get from the Saw movies.

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<v Speaker 3>It's speaking of Saw and final destination. I mean, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>we talk about somebody going into a wood chipper.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see it. If you were on.

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<v Speaker 3>A job even if you were on a job site

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<v Speaker 3>and you see your buddy Fred mistakenly wearing that flannel

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<v Speaker 3>you know to avoid all the branches and the scratches

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<v Speaker 3>you get, and Fred's flannel get some yanked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm losing my ass. I don't need to watch it

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<v Speaker 2>on TV. We paint with very big brush in broad

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<v Speaker 2>strokes on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you'd take me some some below deck anytime, half

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<v Speaker 3>naked ladies talking dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll never You'll never approach a backyard barbecue the same

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<v Speaker 2>way again, trust me the man.

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