Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR R. But your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: All right, this hour of the show is brought to
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Speaker 3: I love how I give all these different businesses a
Speaker 3: little slogan, but.
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Speaker 3: I say to each week man, you walk in there,
Speaker 3: you pour yourself at ice cold draft beard, that son
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Speaker 3: I wonder if they still had that life coach cutout
Speaker 3: in there? Did they have that last time you were there?
Speaker 3: I can't say that I saw that taco Bob. All right,
Speaker 3: Should we start with a headline of the week contender here,
Speaker 3: although I've become a little gun shy on these. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try my new method for headline of the week.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me open up my phone recorder. Tell
Speaker 3: me when you're ready.
Speaker 2: I'm ready. Hold on go. Shining Anus volcano in Tonga
Speaker 2: coughs up cloud of smoke during recent eruption. That right
Speaker 2: there the headline of the week, Patty, you want to
Speaker 2: hear it back? I do.
Speaker 3: I hope to god that don't play the wrong thing
Speaker 3: off this recorder. If you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I got to hand that they're ready at the dump switch.
Speaker 2: Shining Anus volcano in Tonga coughs up cloud of smoke
Speaker 2: during recent eruption.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's a good headline right there.
Speaker 2: Woo know there was a shining Ainis volcano in Tonga,
Speaker 2: and now I'm getting quite the visual though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't all volcanos look is kind of.
Speaker 2: I guess I call it what it is. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll set that one over in the consideration pile then.
Speaker 3: Actually, more like you know, starfish, They're not going to
Speaker 3: get into all that right now. That would be silly. Hey,
Speaker 3: somebody at Music Questions pat one is. Somebody said Amy
Speaker 3: Lee has the best female voice in music.
Speaker 2: She is good.
Speaker 3: Somebody else said, did you guys say Will Hunt is
Speaker 3: playing for Godsmack?
Speaker 2: He is on the European tour right now? Said that
Speaker 2: in a Rock of yesterday. Yes, I was glad to
Speaker 2: hear it. We love Shannon and Shannon Larkin and then
Speaker 2: Tommy both have some previous commitments, so they've they've got
Speaker 2: sitting in players for the Godsmack European Tour.
Speaker 3: And that's understandable. I'm glad to see it. Will Man,
Speaker 3: you got yourself a hell of a drummer. There.
Speaker 2: Here's a very insightful piece called the Sudden Surprising Rise
Speaker 2: of Beard Transplants. Okay, the industry is a wild West.
Speaker 3: Wait a beard transplant?
Speaker 2: Explain? I guess now that they've conquered mail pattern baldness,
Speaker 2: let's move on to the other area of the face
Speaker 2: where some guys have issues, you know, growing that rugged
Speaker 2: he man beard.
Speaker 3: Do you wish you could just be bald on your
Speaker 3: face and never have to shave? I like having my beard. No, no,
Speaker 3: you like having your beard. But I'm saying for people
Speaker 3: that shave every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why haven't they?
Speaker 3: I guess you could, Well, you could get what is
Speaker 3: that called waxing?
Speaker 2: No, can you wax your beard? Line?
Speaker 3: You could do anything except right, Yeah, but no, it's
Speaker 3: called I dated a girl who did it.
Speaker 2: It's with lasers, free sandpaper.
Speaker 3: Anyway, somebody will text it in probably die out.
Speaker 2: No, that's for your goodness. Do you really need to
Speaker 2: cook it a beard trance? Look, if you can't grow
Speaker 2: a beard, you can't grow beard. It's for you, that
Speaker 2: is not That is not, I dare say, probably gonna
Speaker 2: hinder you from much in life unless you want to
Speaker 2: be I don't know, a lumberjack or something, or a.
Speaker 3: Cop that has to have the cop mustache, but even
Speaker 3: those they don't have to have anymore. Or a child
Speaker 3: molester that has a child molester mustache. Got Well, that's
Speaker 3: not a good thing to look up anyway. So with
Speaker 3: the electrolysis, thank you two two five two six electrolysis.
Speaker 2: Kidney's facial.
Speaker 3: Uh No, but with a yeah, if if you don't
Speaker 3: have a beard, I'm with you on that, pat, it's
Speaker 3: just not meant to be. Just like if if you're bald,
Speaker 3: you're meant to be bald, and there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 3: Because bald is cool. Now, bald is beautiful. Somebody said
Speaker 3: break out the nair. Somebody else is called laser hair removal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's electrolysis. Thank you all beard transplant Alright, where you going?
Speaker 3: I gotta go down and get next session. Why did
Speaker 3: you can have mine? I'm tired of it growing sell
Speaker 3: it on.
Speaker 2: The It'd be the Blackbeard market.
Speaker 3: That's Pirate territory too, could be a pirated one. Wow,
Speaker 3: we're gitting out there today. It feels like a Fridays
Speaker 3: any So the volcano headline sounds like something the late
Speaker 3: Lewis Grizzard would say.
Speaker 2: Lewis Grizzard, the columnist, Grizzard, thank you and author. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna write that down.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna transfer so everybody that knows when he gives
Speaker 3: the headline the week, it takes me so long to
Speaker 3: write it that we don't even get to it's an
Speaker 3: Now I'm recording it, write it back handy recorder.
Speaker 2: More often for many of the things that you do.
Speaker 3: I heard he use it for something that I'm gonna
Speaker 3: sell on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that that'll come as the audio part of
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the book. Pat's gonna pen for me if
Speaker 3: we put an audiobook out of what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: That what what my head is swirling with ideas that
Speaker 2: that will be the deluxe version. You'll get that. Oh yeah, audio.
Speaker 3: It's this where the summary is on a normal book,
Speaker 3: you know, the the glossary or whatever they call that
Speaker 3: back in school days.
Speaker 2: That is what.
Speaker 3: This is the icing on the cake.
Speaker 2: B sides you will.
Speaker 3: We're talking about what I have taped on my phone
Speaker 3: that I was going to sell to a middle Middle
Speaker 3: Eastern rich dude. You know the ones that rent out
Speaker 3: the hotels with forty women. Somebody said, I I neared
Speaker 3: my starfish one time. Bad idea.
Speaker 2: Oh god, uh dude, Uh did you look at this
Speaker 2: clip I put on our Facebook page earlier this morning
Speaker 2: of the motorcyclist.
Speaker 3: Just use duct tape for that, sir, motorcyclist.
Speaker 2: Dude cruising down this uh this, it's a very busy
Speaker 2: road in I think it's South Korea. Just scrolled there.
Speaker 2: Suddenly sinkhole. Oh swallowed him. Oh I'm not the whole motorcycle.
Speaker 2: He's gone bye byes.
Speaker 3: He never came back.
Speaker 2: No, he's dead.
Speaker 3: The look at the house, how close it is it's
Speaker 3: hanging on the edge.
Speaker 2: I'm looking right now, j R.
Speaker 3: Our Facebook page Giant Sinkhole, Swallows Kills, Motors, Motors, Motorcyclist. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: when they had the sinkhole here and it was one
Speaker 3: of our listeners who went it. Remember he was in
Speaker 3: his house sleeping his brother, one of our listeners. His
Speaker 3: brother was the one that believe polk or lake one
Speaker 3: of them on sinkholes.
Speaker 2: Probably a lake now a somewhat related thing. You know
Speaker 2: my fascination with the Final Destination movies. The new trailer
Speaker 2: is out, I'm sharing that with you as well. For
Speaker 2: Final Destination Bloodlines, which comes out. I believe it's May sixteenth.
Speaker 4: I ain't even watch two trailer. Dude, the new trailer
Speaker 4: you listen, I don't like that death and destruction. You
Speaker 4: have to take Final Destination for what it is. It's
Speaker 4: kind of it's dark humor, morbid, but but there's an
Speaker 4: element of dark humor that goes with it. The way
Speaker 4: that these movies are produced, and this trailer is a
Speaker 4: perfect example of what could go horribly wrong, and there's
Speaker 4: a lot of things you don't really realize until it's
Speaker 4: clearly illustrated for you at a backyard barbecue.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, we uh remember that happened. That happened
Speaker 3: to the sports announcer. Remember that, Yeah, the pro Paine
Speaker 3: tank exploded. That happened to somebody church hand storm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call, I'm grabbing that name the well dude. No,
Speaker 2: there's the Final Destination Bloodlines trailer is phenomenal. Those of
Speaker 2: you who get it, you'll get it. You'll be right there.
Speaker 2: You're like, yes, that's what we need. Oh and then
Speaker 2: there's also some bonus footage in this new trailer of
Speaker 2: you know those elevated hower uh like rotating. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: the rides like the space like the Space Needle in
Speaker 2: Seattle and the thing they got in Toronto and you know,
Speaker 2: but is there a ride attached to it?
Speaker 3: Swings?
Speaker 2: No, No, no, that's Vegas stuff. These are like, you know,
Speaker 2: like the Space Needle and yeah, in Seattle, happens you
Speaker 2: got too many people on the dance floor up and
Speaker 2: that's some bitch. It falls, all right? How can you
Speaker 2: like watch that? You have to under the Final Destination
Speaker 2: movies are sort of presented. They make you think and
Speaker 2: you kind of laugh to yourself in a morbid kind
Speaker 2: of way. I I fully admit that seem kind of
Speaker 2: well weird curiosity sasas slash satisfaction get from the Saw movies.
Speaker 3: It's speaking of Saw and final destination. I mean, sure,
Speaker 3: we talk about somebody going into a wood chipper.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. If you were on.
Speaker 3: A job even if you were on a job site
Speaker 3: and you see your buddy Fred mistakenly wearing that flannel
Speaker 3: you know to avoid all the branches and the scratches
Speaker 3: you get, and Fred's flannel get some yanked.
Speaker 2: I'm losing my ass. I don't need to watch it
Speaker 2: on TV. We paint with very big brush in broad
Speaker 2: strokes on this show.
Speaker 3: Oh you'd take me some some below deck anytime, half
Speaker 3: naked ladies talking dirty.
Speaker 2: You'll never You'll never approach a backyard barbecue the same
Speaker 2: way again, trust me the man.
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