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Speaker 1: Now Medical Science offers proved positive.

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Speaker 2: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine, less throw

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irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting ROI.

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Speaker 3: From Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: The Raleigh Cigarette Program starring Red Scouting with David Borister

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and his orchestra, are Singing Star Anita Allis, g G Person,

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Bernard Falton, Pat McGee and Wonderful Smith and yours Julard O'Connor.

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It's a pleasure to bring a metric Golden Mayors, popular

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comedian and the star The Raleigh Cigarett Program.

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Speaker 3: Red shout.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, pleasing ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Nine oh three Rod, nine oh three, Red say, I

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hear you're a big success at the Associated Presidenter the

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other night. Yeah, were there a lot of big stars there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The autograph collectors had a cute little gag. See, if

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a star came up, they let him sign a full page.

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Then if a feature player came up, and they let

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him sign a half a page, a big player quarter

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of page. See, why are you so disappointed you ever

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sign a spitball?

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Speaker 1: Well tell me, Red, did you have a nice Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I celebrated Thanksgiving like our pilgrim fathers.

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Speaker 3: Did mean you took your gun, went out and shot

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a turkey.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I shot the butcher for the price he was at.

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Speaker 3: Well, I see.

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Speaker 1: Anida Allis was back from New York.

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Speaker 3: Did you meet her at the airport?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I went out to pick her up in my hot

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rod car. Boy, what a car? What a car? It's

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fastest thing on Rims.

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Speaker 3: You ought to see Rod.

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Speaker 1: Do you mean you have one of those cars with

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no bumpers, no fenders, no windshield, and.

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Speaker 3: No top like the kids have.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but mine goes one better. No moretar, no more.

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Speaker 1: Why what did you do push your car all the

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way back from the airport?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And Anita's old worn out?

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Speaker 1: I mean you made Anita push it?

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Speaker 4: Well, she had to. Her mother was pulling.

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Speaker 1: Well of Anita pushing her mother put what did you do?

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Speaker 4: I just sat there and made it sound like a mortar? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Hello, Rod, did you miss me?

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Speaker 3: I'll say he did?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 7: Did I?

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Speaker 8: Oh it's right there. All you gotta do is read it.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's me, Yeah, did I I'll say I did?

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Speaker 5: I went Hey, dude, you announcers get more money if

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they can read.

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Speaker 4: Did you like me on the Jack Smith Show last week?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 5: I didn't get to hear it. You see my favorite program,

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Frost Warnings is on it.

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Speaker 1: They see the sludge pots.

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Speaker 4: Are in bloom Now. Though I was kidding, I heard

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the show and you were wonderful and it.

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Speaker 3: What else did you do?

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Speaker 5: In New York?

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Speaker 6: I went through a wedding. My best girlfriend, Shirley Mitchell

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got married.

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Speaker 10: And oh, by the way, read that was very thoughtful

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of you to send Shirley that present.

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Speaker 5: She told me to thank you.

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Speaker 4: Oh what'd you send her?

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Speaker 1: Red?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Just the table service for four, Table service for four.

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Speaker 3: Say that sounds expensive.

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Speaker 4: You're not kidding. Paper plates are hard to get.

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Speaker 3: I was through with him, so I just erased him

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and sent him to.

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Speaker 4: Did you like Oh it was wonderful.

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Speaker 6: On the plane, I sat next to an internal revenue man.

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Speaker 3: He was very interested.

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Speaker 4: Did you have a good trip?

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Speaker 6: Yes? We hit only three air pockets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I met the guy from the income tact bureaus

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and every one of.

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Speaker 1: Them no medical science offers proved positive.

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Speaker 2: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine, less throat

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irritating tars than the new, smoother, better tasting roly Yes,

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prove positive. No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine

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less throat irritating tars than the new Rally.

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Speaker 1: Scientific tests of America's six leading brands, based on a

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method used by the United States government, tests certified by

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a jury of fourteen doctors, have proved conclusively no other

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leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars

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than Rawley's. So smokers enjoy the new, smoother, better tasting

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Rallies and remember, medical science offers proof positive.

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Speaker 2: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat

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irritating tars than the new Ralli cigarettes.

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Speaker 5: One of the best sellers this week is a recording

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made by Anita Ellis the anniversary song from the Jolson

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story Anita will sing it first?

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Speaker 9: Now, Oh how we dice.

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Speaker 11: On the night if we were?

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Speaker 9: Were we not.

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Speaker 5: To war?

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Speaker 11: Wasn't said? The war wasn't blum.

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Speaker 7: There was star.

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Speaker 11: In Misco.

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Speaker 9: It so.

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Speaker 6: All the food.

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Speaker 9: That was.

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Speaker 7: Supplose my.

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Speaker 11: Age the city, I think to.

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Speaker 6: Your change too hot gently being.

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Speaker 9: One momoring lorm.

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Speaker 11: Dis I love.

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Speaker 5: So could.

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Speaker 10: But RelA, let's meeting more.

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Speaker 11: Sublime on all.

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Speaker 5: What for wonderful years, ladies and gentlemen, do the fact

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that we've had so many requests for the baby factory

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that was on the program a few weeks ago. I'm

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very happy to announce it will soon be recorded and

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printed in book form. And now the story tonight in

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the Skelton scrap Book of Satire is about railroad.

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Speaker 7: Chapter one, Building the Railroads.

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Speaker 2: Looking back, we find the building of our great railway

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system was difficult. Each day progress was delayed by the

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men of the west.

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Speaker 9: Wooh woo, olcome on war.

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Speaker 6: Way.

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Speaker 10: Which one of you homebraids, there's the former of this

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rail layer outfit. I am well, we don't know cattle

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rusting outfits going through our land.

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Speaker 4: We ain't cattle rustlers.

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Speaker 10: Oh no, And watch them cow catchers on the front

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of them engines.

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Speaker 2: For chapter two, the train Callers. One of the most

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confusing parts of the modern railroad station was the train caller.

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Speaker 12: Half Apocasta firefire lats them apaco Alphaba alfa albaken on

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track three abart.

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Speaker 2: This went on for years, but finally the railroad officials

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discovered the speaking system. Now travelers can understand the crane callers.

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Today we hear the man calling trains.

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Speaker 4: Clearly, gay train, get train yet al.

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Speaker 2: Chapter three Speed Since the beginning of railroads. They have

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tried to give us speed and more speed. And now

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although trains travel at the rate of one hundred and

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twenty five miles per hour, we still hear Hey.

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Speaker 10: Your conductor, yes that what time?

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Speaker 6: Does train do an ill facil at ten o'clock side?

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Speaker 4: Or it was supposed to be a fast train?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 6: Is there a fast train?

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Speaker 10: Why lean out the wind that kiss my gals goodbye

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in Dallas and kiss the cow hello and.

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Speaker 4: Phone work.

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Speaker 10: Lord. I could get off this train and run faster

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than it's thorne beat it ill facial, then why don't

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you You don't expect me till the.

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Speaker 7: Train gets there. Chapter four is entitled the Inexperienced Traveler.

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Speaker 6: Really.

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Speaker 10: Rush, Let come on around.

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Speaker 4: My gardener must have flipped again.

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Speaker 6: Like we've got good accommodations this time.

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Speaker 4: Yell me to the last drip.

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Speaker 5: I couldn't sleep all night long, clickly clock, cleanly clock,

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clicking clock, words over the wheels.

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Speaker 6: Your birth was in the middle of the sleeper, I know,

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but the.

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Speaker 4: Guy in the upper berth had store teeth all night.

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Speaker 13: Or hey, why don't we get somebody to carry this

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luggie here? I got more grips than the door. Keep

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her at a Masonic meeting.

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Speaker 4: Heaven.

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Speaker 6: Look at the mob of people waiting to get on

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the train.

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Speaker 4: Come on, we'll take a short.

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Speaker 1: Are you flying on that fence?

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Speaker 6: Get in line with the rest.

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Speaker 4: Of the f I gotta hurry, I gotta mix the train.

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Speaker 3: Where are you going? Where are you going?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Wouldn't you like?

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Speaker 9: And? Uh?

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Speaker 6: Good time? Before you tell your suit.

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Speaker 13: You couldn't tear this suit. This is a davids entpreneur.

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Speaker 4: All right, Folks, stand line, get in.

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Speaker 6: Front of me, grieving on the back of my net.

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Speaker 11: So what this is right there?

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Speaker 3: I sure, I'll think it's not where you're going.

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Speaker 4: I don't make any difference.

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Speaker 13: My wife's going with me.

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Speaker 3: No Niagara falls.

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Speaker 5: Oh all right, look.

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Speaker 4: Bob, don't ever menkin water around me again.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't start anything. I just try

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to be a little more polite.

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Speaker 4: And I won't do it because politeness is what killed

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my brother.

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Speaker 3: Life has never hurt anybody killed my brother.

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Speaker 13: He was a deep sea diver. One day he saw

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a mermaid and kipped these hats.

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Speaker 3: He saw mermaid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what that is? That the swords feast

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was slacked on you, all right? Now here you go Chicago.

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That's on the train.

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Speaker 3: The Chicago's train is on the next track over here.

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Speaker 1: You can go through here.

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Speaker 3: You're not supposed to, but you will anyway, He goes me.

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Speaker 13: Pretty well, boy, look at the big wheels on their

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mazing Think that's something mail Coat, no.

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Speaker 5: Little fun, never hurt anybody. I'm gonna stick my head

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in there and scare him.

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Speaker 13: All right, boy, he dips the stick up.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, no sense of humor.

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Speaker 6: Now will you stop trying to show off?

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Speaker 11: Are you all right?

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Speaker 6: I said, are you all right?

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Speaker 4: Look? Either talk louder or help me find my ears?

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Speaker 9: Man?

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Speaker 7: Chapter five, The man who controls the railroad switches.

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Speaker 6: Well, here I am.

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Speaker 4: They're working on the railroad. Boy, what it toll? What? Well?

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Speaker 13: Here goes O number forty seven. Now I got nothing

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to do but get set around and twiddle my toes.

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I used to twiddle, but I got.

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Speaker 4: Going so fast one night set my shirt on fire.

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Well I'm waiting. I guess I'll just figure out my

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income tax.

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Speaker 13: Let's see what with twenty percent of six dollars and

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forty three cents bees?

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Speaker 4: Oh, let them sue me.

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Speaker 9: Let them.

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Speaker 13: Well, it's eight thirty and old number sixty threes late.

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I guess I better call up the dispatcher.

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Speaker 5: Here do do do do do?

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Speaker 4: Hello? This is for didn't hopper talking?

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Speaker 7: Oh we did it?

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Speaker 4: Hopper, cogitt k a diddle.

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Speaker 11: Hopper.

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Speaker 4: It's Clint clint Hey, where's the sixty three tan? Why?

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Speaker 1: It'll be a little latest A lot of down with

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college girls.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, Doug college engineer probably told me ran

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out of cold.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, great, up the goose egge. There's a cow down

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there on the track. I better open the window and

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chase her up there. She'll a hamburger. Wouldn't taste bad?

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Speaker 4: No, I better chase her up there here sho hey, bossy,

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go home.

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Speaker 3: Go home.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you why it's.

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Speaker 5: Sarah do.

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Speaker 6: Howdy?

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Speaker 4: Duty to you? Come on up?

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Speaker 7: Come on up?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he brought something. Come in, sit down.

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Speaker 6: See geez, that's quite a climb up them stairs.

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Speaker 4: Will make you shop at home? What's that box? You

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told me?

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Speaker 6: I brought your lunch pail lunch fail.

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Speaker 4: Don't think I ever tasted one of them?

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Speaker 6: A pail clan, the food's inside. Ain't you ever have

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no learning?

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Speaker 13: Well, my old man taught me all he knew, which

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still left me pretty much of an idiot.

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Speaker 6: You know, And why don't you wash them smoky windows

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so you can see the trails.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to see him. I got my shelf trained.

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I hear a noise of the train. I just know

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what button to throw? Do switch?

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Speaker 6: You know you mean you don't throw the switch? You

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hear the noise of the train.

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Speaker 4: No funny thing happened last week? You know. I heard

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a noise coming from the north and the same noise

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coming from the south.

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Speaker 6: Good heavens, what did you do?

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Speaker 5: Nothing?

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Speaker 4: He sat there and listened to one big noise.

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Speaker 6: Here comes the train.

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Speaker 7: Long when won?

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Speaker 1: What nice?

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Speaker 7: So fast?

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Speaker 6: I couldn't see it?

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Speaker 3: Oh? What was it?

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Speaker 6: The limited?

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Speaker 14: No, that was the freak train, our fastest limited is coming.

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Now sounds like the milk train.

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Speaker 3: Though, Wait till you hear that one go by.

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Speaker 4: It goes.

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Speaker 6: She's bored, rush, Look at all them butters.

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Speaker 4: Well, I press the button there and its side cracks.

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Speaker 6: The freight trains too, Well, what's this button here?

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Speaker 4: Well, I can't tell you that. That's a secret.

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Speaker 6: See you, I'll keep it on.

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Speaker 4: No, No, you can't keep your secret like this. Yeah, well,

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I'll tell you. You know, there's a lot of a

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bomb trains going through now see, Oh.

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Speaker 6: Stop being so mysterious.

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Speaker 3: What is this?

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Speaker 6: Button?

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Speaker 4: Just fell off my shirt?

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Speaker 5: Now, if you don't mind, I got some work to

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do on the new invention. Here a radar train stopper.

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Speaker 4: What is this?

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Speaker 14: Well, now listen, because this is really the plot of

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the whole thing.

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Speaker 13: It's a safety control invented to stop trains. See when

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two trains are head for each other on the same track,

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when I push this button, when they get real close

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together and it stopped you, Well, do.

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Speaker 6: You have to wait till I get close together?

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Speaker 13: Sure, it's more exciting that way. I'm gonna playing on

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number forty three in the AID train.

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Speaker 4: In just a couple of minutes. Oh, here they come.

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Speaker 6: I think you should sidetracked twenty three.

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Speaker 10: Oh they are about one hundred and fifty feet apart.

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Speaker 4: Now, well i'll pay.

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Speaker 6: Cram. Look them trains were on separate tracks and gone

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in the same direction.

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Speaker 10: All the time.

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Speaker 5: I knew that.

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Speaker 4: They didn't how you spoil everything? Geez, They didn't know

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what was going to happen.

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Speaker 13: The faithful listening didn't know what happened and I saw

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a couple of nudge each other and say, oh boy,

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what erect is she's going to be?

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Speaker 1: Now, medical science offers proof positive, No other leading cigarette

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gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than the

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new smoother, better tasting Brawly. Yes, prof positive, no other

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leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars

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than the new Raley.

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Speaker 3: That lovely star of humor esque John Crawford says, quote, I've.

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Speaker 4: Seen reports, and it's true.

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Speaker 5: Medical science has proved no other leading cigarette gives you

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less nicotine less throat irritating tars than the new Rawleys.

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Speaker 4: That's why I choose Rally's right.

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Speaker 3: Joan Crawford.

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Speaker 1: Those tests were based on the method used by the

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United States government. So friends, enjoy the you smoother, better

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tasting Raley, and remember, medical science offers proof positive.

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Speaker 2: No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat

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irritating tars than the new Raleigh cigarettes.

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Speaker 5: David Forrester in his Roly Cigarette Orchestra Play, a novel

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arrangement of Choppin's Minute Walls.

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Speaker 2: The chapter thirty one of Railroads is entitled Headache and

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a pullman coach. No railroad story would be complete without

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the traveler who is nurse maid to a little child.

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Speaker 6: Are you all right, Junior?

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Speaker 9: Kay?

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Speaker 4: No, I like riding on the train, you know, really?

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Un Oh, I forgot to put them in an eye

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overnight bag.

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Speaker 5: Would you mind keeping an eye on my little grandson

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while I get them?

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't mind at all, man, It'll be a pleasure.

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Speaker 4: Shall I tell him?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 7: I let it on him?

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Speaker 3: What's your name?

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Speaker 4: Junior? Better known as the hard Way?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: Why are you hiding your face? Jr? You aret besh?

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Speaker 6: Don't beat the man?

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Speaker 4: See you can you?

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Speaker 3: Oh it's you, look madam. You don't have to keep

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an eye on this lad.

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Speaker 4: Now what did you do?

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Speaker 1: He was holding his hand out the window. And tell

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her what you did when we went through the last station.

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Speaker 5: Okay there, okay, I'll tell I sniffed your mailbag.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and that's a federal offence.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I finally hit the jack potter.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what I'm going to do with you.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you just put me in the mail sack

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and drop me off at the next station.

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Speaker 5: See, the postmaster won't know where I'm supposed to go

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because there won't be no address on me.

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Speaker 4: See, Denniel, send me to the dead letter office, and

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I'll just laid and just moldy and moldy, you know,

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and nobody will ever know what they will happen to me. No,

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no this she I don't cry, God very bless.

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Speaker 11: It's a little hard, you know.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling that this trip is going to

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make history.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't worry about it, do you like me

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Grandpa does. When something happened to cause him a willow trouble,

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he just gets a beer and forgets sorry about it.

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Speaker 11: Why bear?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. I got he figures two heads

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better than one.

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Speaker 9: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, good kid? Where are you taking him to

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the reform school?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm on my way back there. Refuse me, good doctor.

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Speaker 6: We can't have the poor to make up our Bert

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didn't sleep.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll just press that button and you'll coming button.

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Speaker 4: Well, that keeps them busy to night morning. Can I

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sleep from the window hair like I did before?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'll let you if you don't flye awake all

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night yelling? Look Grandma eyes a fish?

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Speaker 4: Now, where is junior?

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Speaker 3: Junior? Here are we here?

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Speaker 6: Kater?

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Speaker 4: Here at the water fountain, pushing the holes in the

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Dickey cup.

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Speaker 6: You come here, it's time you.

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Speaker 4: Were in this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, when you watch moving behind that green clatain,

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how can you find out?

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Speaker 4: But don't?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You me? What do you want to do?

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Speaker 6: Grow up to be a peeping town?

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Speaker 4: That grandpoy you? They drive by your.

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Speaker 6: What what do you have there? Where did you get

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all those shoes? I found them in the agels, gave

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up what there for the part of the shine? Now

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you take them back and don't disturb anyway.

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Speaker 5: Not only annoy the way gets annoyed her. Sweet see, boy,

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look at the shine of these shoes.

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Speaker 4: An I bet the guy that wears he has to back.

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Speaker 5: Into a room to admire a rug, you know, gonna

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look look for his paracos heel. I guess now it's keys.

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Where does these go? Sports shoes?

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Speaker 4: Now? Where did I get these? Two tone, one black

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and one brown? I seat them here? Boy, I must

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have funny looking feet, one bigger than you look. Well,

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I'm gonna get back to but oh, listen to that

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bigeloop pig.

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Speaker 5: Boy, he sounds like the constellation with asthma. I'm gonna

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climb up there and make him stop snowing. He's not

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gonna keep me awake from I got skinning up the

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curtain hill. Oh, I told me where, don't put him.

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It's a good thing, they think. Or the conductor, the conductor,

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the conductor, the conductor.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: You get back to your birth.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get some water. I'm getting some water, all right,

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but hurry then to bed with you. Okay, he's going

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now I better get back the bed. Oh. Look at

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that big foot sticking out of the curtains. Look at

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them to they wook like candles. Don't say boost. I

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had a match, a light one another.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if he's stick me if I do I

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get a weapon? And then again, maybe he's the type

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of a person would like a good laugh, you know.

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And then again maybe he would get mad. And then again,

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I don't know how I'm staying here waste my time

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thinking about I'm gonna do it anyhow.

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Speaker 7: Maybe he did.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna bite his big toe and find out. Now

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they're going to laugh on me, baby, please, Oh, I

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never do that again.

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Speaker 3: Why this guy really asleep?

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Speaker 4: And I'm gonna play Peter Carter on his leg right.

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Speaker 5: Right here, now, your grandmother, you do, and you better

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count the coaches on this train every time it stops.

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Speaker 1: I tell you you wouldn't a couple of coaches kidding.

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Speaker 4: You gotta keep laughing, kid that you find out. You

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find out.

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Speaker 5: Boy, I heard that, and I've had just about enough

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out of you for one trick.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 6: Today I went to water.

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Speaker 4: I went not anymore tonight. I don't want it to drink.

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I want to get shed in.

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Speaker 3: Sir Walter, the pipe tobaco, the great superior on all counts.

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Check them.

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Speaker 1: A rich ripe, full bodied, burley bless Sir Walter Raleigh,

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pipe tobacco mellowed with rum for extras, foothness, deep down,

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satisfying goodness.

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Speaker 3: That's Sir Walter Raleigh. Pipe tobacco, clean smoking.

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Speaker 1: All the way down. No soggy heel leaves, only a

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clean dry eye. And that's Sir Walter Raleigh. Pipe tobacco rip.

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Speaker 2: Cut for slow, even cool Bernie.

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Speaker 1: Sir Walter Raleigh, pipe tobacco smoke, Sir Walter Raleigh, the

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quality pipe tobacco of America. That's govern has brought to

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you by the round of Williamson Tobacco Corporation.

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Speaker 4: Rets Cauvin, Goodbye and thanks for listening.

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Speaker 11: International broadcast