Speaker 1: Hey, guys, So as Mercury Retrograde would have it, I
tried to record this podcast twice and the audio didn't
work either time, So the audio is screwed up on
this episode. I'm so sorry. It'll be back to normal
next week. But the good news is the Patreon is
extra long this week. It's basically like a whole second episode.
So if you're not subscribed to the Patreon run over there,
go subscribe. We have an extra long one this week.
The audio is screwed up on both of them, but
the content is just as good as always. So I'm
so sorry, besties. I hope you enjoy I love you lots,
and everything will be back to normal next week, I promise.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Well, well, welcome back, besties, Welcome to your Monday.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy we made it through another weekend.
Speaker 4: If you were with me and Phoenix this weekend, I
love you so much. We have the best time. I
and you guys have created a bit.
Speaker 2: Of an issue with this bird feeder. The pigeons.
Speaker 3: The pigeons, I've started knocking on my window when they're
out of food with their little beaks.
Speaker 2: They look think, think, and then you look at me
with their orange eyes, and they're like leeries our food.
So we're.
Speaker 4: This is why we can't have nice things, you know,
This is why we can't have nice things because of
fucking pigeons.
Speaker 2: Because you give an engine, they take a mile. You
give an inchine, they take your sleep from you. I'm
also up worn with these flies in my apartment and
just the general adversity of living in New York City
has been wearing me down. But you guys, I brought
a guest back that you guys loved a lot.
Speaker 3: The first time we had around, and I hope you
guys loved this episode just as much as the first.
Speaker 2: Please enjoy my episode with Dicey back by popular demand. Visit.
Speaker 3: Oh hey everybody, Oh she's bad. She walked into me
having a complete.
Speaker 5: White girl milk over a marble ass table downstairs.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, to be fair, first of all, this Mercury
retrograde is not normal.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not normal.
Speaker 3: It has a gun, bitch, and it's fucking binge like
it's coming for us, this retrograde. The block is hotpage block,
the block is like it's hot on this mercury retrograde.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So I hired this guy especially come in.
I hired this guy. I am working with it. Okay,
I don't even want.
Speaker 3: To say the company because I don't want to like
dog them out like this. But I hired this guy
to move this table from Brooklyn to here.
Speaker 2: It's a little.
Speaker 3: Marble coffee table. It's fucking heavy. It's like three hundred pounds.
I live in a walk up. He got here with
his buddy. They rolled the table in. The table has
wheels on the bottom, so they rolled it in and
they got to the stairs. They looked at the stairs
and they were like, I don't think so, And I
was like, what do you mean you don't think so?
They didn't even try to lift it. They didn't even attempt.
It's a table. Look at this big hivy.
Speaker 5: Y's big, like all the stuff that have come up
those little stairs, right, you know, not just this, not
just you.
Speaker 2: It is a coffee table.
Speaker 3: It's a coffee and they understand that that it's made
of marble, and I know it's heavy, but these guys
just looked at it, looked at me, looked at it,
and then they looked at me and they said, do
you have any ideas?
Speaker 2: They asked like you worked there like you work here.
I was like, this is not my task. This is
your task that you accepted. So you got to pay
them and come.
Speaker 5: Up with the right ideas on how they like sh
up the stairs, crazy insanity.
Speaker 3: I was like, I thought it was simple, and then
I even offered to help. I was like, how about this,
you guys, Let's put it on this moving pad. You
guys push from the bottom, two grown men push from
the bottom. I'll guide it and I'll pull from the top.
They didn't even want to try.
Speaker 2: They're like, we're gonna leave. What will come back tomorrow?
Is what they told me.
Speaker 3: They said, we'll come back tomorrow. And it's like, okay, great.
They said, we think it's gonna take four guys for
three hundred pounds, right. I was like, are y'all okay? No,
aren't y'all good? So they say it's gonna take four guys.
Speaker 2: They'll come back tomorrow, which is today.
Speaker 3: So I text them, I'm like, hey, when are you
guys coming back? Because my building just let me know
that if this table stays down there another night, I
incur a five hundred dollars fee. I don't have a
loose five hundred dollars. I've never had a loose five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: And this is the part where I walked in and
then dicey well, I said, smoke's blowing.
Speaker 3: Out of my fucking ears and I'm like, oh, it's
cute here, and you're just looking at me.
Speaker 5: Look, and I don't know you pretty well, I don't
know when it just okay, let me just retreat. You
just made a coffee, you sat down, and then I.
Speaker 2: Think you screamed the tell your pillows.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that was when I couldn't find the extension
court to sell the podcast.
Speaker 2: Then we really fell apart.
Speaker 3: Was an extraordinary, extraordinary way. I was like, hang on,
let me just scream it to my pillows real quick,
and said, well, worst things have happened, you know, well
they have and they have the worst things will continue
to happen. But the thing that bugged me the most
is the guy's like, I'm gonna cancel the task, but pay.
Speaker 2: Me for half because I got it from Brooklyn to
hear and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, I want to, but can you go
finish the task and I'll just pay you for the
whole task And he's like, no, just pay me for
the work that's already done. And I just was like,
first of all, I'm doing a promo with the company
that he was, and so they.
Speaker 2: Gave me a voucher.
Speaker 3: So the money I was using was like free money,
like fun want you get what you pay for it?
Speaker 2: Well no, no no no no no, because like it's
real money to him, but it's like fun Bucks and
to me.
Speaker 3: But now he's asking me for my real money for
a job he didn't finish. And I just was like,
can you just please come finish it? And he's like, no,
I spent this much on gas, I spent this much
much on tolls. And you know, he's like, I'll just
explain to my partner the character of the people in
this world, the character. Yeah, because I wouldn't pay him
for a task he didn't complete.
Speaker 5: Oh he has sexual character. He attacked my character. I
will lever review if you're not going to blast them here,
but at.
Speaker 3: Least I think I'm just going to talk to the
company because I'm working with them and I just want
to be like, this guy did this.
Speaker 2: He put me in a horrible position, and then he
attacked my character.
Speaker 3: And then I had to screen my scrumped because really,
if he moved it from Brooklyn, then they already knew how.
Speaker 2: Heavy it was. They were right, you know, it's kind
of like finish the job.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they saw the stairs and they're like, no,
I mean they are some narrow stairs.
Speaker 2: You have to be pretty fatigue good thing alpatite. Yeah,
I know they are. They are any tuline stairs.
Speaker 3: But I will say I had the Russian men that
moved all this furniture into this place. I mean they
dogged heavier ship up those stairs. They were Russian, there
were something. They were Eastern European of some sort. Brittany
doesn't believe I speak Russian. Tast does not do speak.
Speaker 2: It was my minor in college. Literally, so what I
took seven years of German. That doesn't mean I speak German.
I speak Russian. And I was speaking.
Speaker 5: Speaking, I was speaking yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I speak that ship. Yeah. It's like the weirdest lie.
But it's not. It's not the weirdest lie. If you
heard of all, nobody wants to speak Russian. It's the
ugliest language.
Speaker 5: Well they're gonna, I believe, first of all, do you
these Russian but just have their.
Speaker 2: Own babies on YouTube. Okay, have you seen this or
what do you mean? Their own babies? They deliver their
own babies.
Speaker 5: Like and that inspired, you know, but that that didn't
let me back. What inspired me was that I'm scared
of them and that they're going to they're gonna be
the downfall of America and I'm gonna be here.
Speaker 2: You're gonna start learning Nanda. Yeah, I'm not scared enough. Chinese,
you Russian? That's crazy.
Speaker 5: One day, one day, I'm gonna one day it's gonna
be some Russians around us, and you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Right now and say what see, I don't, I don't.
That's true. This is this is the true statement. If
that sounds better than English, I don't.
Speaker 7: Even know you don't.
Speaker 2: Don't say I don't know pussy and Russia, anything in Russia.
Speaker 5: Any of you are Russian out there, Please get in
touch and we're gonna have a whole conversation on the
next the next time I'm here.
Speaker 2: Girl, Just the weird lie that you really I promise
you do not speak Russian.
Speaker 3: I can say, I can say, yeah, can say.
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean I can say I don't even need
in Russian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, needs no, that is that's
that's I don't. That is watch some of you.
Speaker 5: You have some Russian people that follow you, and they're
going to tell you that that means they are watched.
Speaker 2: They're gonna stay in the comments. She speaks and did
I spa to you? That's hello saying yeah, look that's apple.
You do not speak Russian. That's you don't.
Speaker 3: I just because you do dual lingo and you remember
three words, does that you speak Russian?
Speaker 2: This is like, this is such a weird lie that
you like, way over a year and a half ago
when I told you you don't speak phone Russian.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 2: God, that's weird, such a weird lie.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, more back to this mercury retrograde. I want
to tell you about my day yesterday. Okay, you ready, sure?
Speaker 2: So I don't have a phone case on. That's the
way I live.
Speaker 3: I rod on the darkness and I rode on the
world with my phone, and I was walking deep uneven sidewalks.
Speaker 2: Got to get used to those.
Speaker 3: They're all over in New York City. Trip that phone
you feel well, I didn't fall, but I did a
body jolt and then the screen on my phone cracked,
So I took it to the Apple store yesterday, right
to the Apple store, a little appointment. I didn't know
it was supposed to rain yesterday. I don't think anyone knew. No, definitely,
just all of a sudden. This New York will test
you in the strangest ways. So it's an hour and
a half where you get your phone back, and it's dumb.
Speaker 2: Thing working out. So I walk home in the rain
completely so I.
Speaker 3: Had my Apple down for dinner already, had to change whatever.
I go back to the Apple store after I tanged
into a dry outfit. It stopped here and you get
my phone walking to dinner, you drop anything, bitch.
Speaker 2: Four cracks in that phone?
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: What do you think that means?
Speaker 5: I think that means you're not as sleek as you
think you are, Like, you know what I mean. That's
what that means, You're not You are not that far
removed from cracking your phone.
Speaker 2: Right, And I think we made the case. No, you're
still not gonna get a case. No, I'm not gonna
get a case. I don't like that case, like it
makes it so much.
Speaker 3: Bigger and chunkier. I feel like this, Why don't you
at least get the screen protector. Well, I have the
screen protector and I meant to put one on and
then I cracked it. And then I was like after
I after I got it fixed, I was like, I'm
gonna put my last.
Speaker 2: One on, and then I went to dinner and then
I cracked it before.
Speaker 5: I even get my last screen. You know what, Well,
this is just what I do, because I know myself.
Before I even take my new phone.
Speaker 2: Out of the box, I have a kick. I have
a spring protector on it.
Speaker 5: And T Mobile has ay they have the screen protectors
you can buy and you can go get them replaced
every day if you want to.
Speaker 2: It's sixty dollars and you can crack the screen as
much as possible. Oh what do you have?
Speaker 3: But what what do you want to get? Mint next
midwires speak your Russia midwater less, I get yourself?
Speaker 2: What is wrong with T Mobile? They are so reliable.
Speaker 7: They have every.
Speaker 5: Tuesday they have these great deal you get free ice, coffee,
all kind of shit there you go with. Yeah, I
go get I use the parts that come up on
the app. Anyway, what I'm saying is my phone is fine.
Speaker 2: That's the moral less story. That Russian. Yeah, I really
rely on that coffee to keet you on this Russian.
You don't speak the Pentagon won't appreciate me telling you
that I speak Russian. The Pentagon would like, did I
tell you that? When my mom was in her.
Speaker 3: Her like psychosis, she would always say, I'm calling the
Pentagon on you. Really, you can call the Pentagon. Also,
she was sucking a guy from the Pentagon. So when
her and my dad broke up, she was hooking up
with this guy at the Pentagon, which I think we
really overlooked what an international home my mom was because
from big then Wistoons into.
Speaker 2: The Pentagon is a pretty good reach for that pulsing.
I didn't know this was a room. Yeah, So anyway,
she hung on to that for a long time. His
name was pitched. His name was Pitchford. I met him.
I remember I met him and he got me a
Bonnie Balloon and I was like eleven. I was like,
fucking good because you already had to period. But I know, right, well,
not not me.
Speaker 3: I don't do anything my careiod until I was I
got my period after I started before, right Yeah, but no,
So anyway, she was looking up with this guy from
the Pentagon.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you guys, really think about that, because
that's like the dawn of email.
Speaker 3: There's no there's barely cell phones, there's no texting, there's
not instant messaging.
Speaker 2: She's snail mail having an affair with the guy from
the Pentagon. That's pretty good on your cute dad, on
my cute dad. I know, my poor dad, my poor dad.
He found it.
Speaker 5: Oh he intercepted one of the letters and it was
like a smart letter from the dude.
Speaker 2: And then there was a common minute and I was like,
you're just really disappointed that using protection. This is a
conversation you have with your dad. That's crazy. My dad
and I have I mean whatever, It's not like I
had a yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I have thing. Yeah wow.
And I forgot he was married. It who the other
woman he was married?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was your favorite. She was my favorite. When you
used to send me videos of her, Oh my god,
and you, Brittany, you go go to hell.
Speaker 3: She my ext mom was a raging drunk still is
and she would get drunk and pop the fuck off
at us. And she had one who blare melt down, which.
Speaker 2: Was Thanksgiving and I had I had called takes the Britney,
Oh happy Thanksgiving? What you're doing? And then she sent
me this video.
Speaker 5: Of her step mom. It started in the garage, ended up.
I mean she it was I've never seen this ship
like that, especially on a holiday.
Speaker 3: Well it was not only was it Thanksgiving, it was
also my grandmother's funeral, which was on the one year
anniversary of my mom's funeral.
Speaker 2: So she really lit it the fuck up for us.
She's like, oh, you guys want to mourn?
Speaker 3: Uh uh.
Speaker 2: Not in this house. Not in this house. Does your
guy still communicay with her at all? I think she
takes him pretty frequently still, because she's like, you know,
that's obviously the best she's never gonna have. Yeah. I
was gonna say, like, yeah, no she I She.
Speaker 3: Started dating a guy that was like a very similar
prototype of my dad after they broke out, an electrician
with two daughters. And the electrician this guy had a stroke.
And this is actual story, but like I just want
to I want to get around to how manipulative she
is and how horrible she is. This guy had a stroke.
He's an electrician, right, has a stroke. He can't return
to work because he never regains function. And I think,
you know, when you're like, oh, is this what the
rest of my life is gonna be like? And you
can't do anything.
Speaker 2: He went in the woods. He showed himself and that's
very sad. But what old girl used it as was
a way to get back in with my dad and
be like, look, we both have aces to kill themselves.
I think this is God saying we should get that together.
My dad said no, no, literally, the body was not
even cold before, you know. And she here's the thing.
She's like this awful generation of like what are they
gan alpha? What is that gen? She's passed the baby
boomer but like whatever that one is.
Speaker 3: She's like thattween that's like on Facebook, Yeah, and like
she like made her you know, if she made her
Facebook banner like this man floating to heaven like literally
it's like him, but it's like AI and there's like
angel dusts and stars around him.
Speaker 2: And as she's making that her thing, she's calling her
excessive being like.
Speaker 3: She's somebody who's like here she said, hey, I'm pretty
sure this seems worse said together, and.
Speaker 5: I'm just like well known, hm hmm. There's only two
ways out with her. I mean that is similar your
dad like an electrician with two kids? Yeah crazy, yeah,
two daughters.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm doing a new segment and I need to
do it with you. Why and something's wrong with you?
Which I don't know. What do you think it's wrong?
I want to know what's wrong with What do you
think is wrong with you? What would your friends say
is wrong with you? And what would your therapist say?
You don't have a therapist. You're like a Crystal deeler.
I have a therapist. She's a therapist and a Crystal
Hailor thing. Get it right? That is life? What you're
a bitch? Anyway, that wasn't even that funan I shouldn't
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Speaker 5: I think part of my problem is that I don't
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really good at, and it gets in my way a
little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that if I did just like hone
in stand up is probably the nearest thing that I've
given a lot too. But yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe have you ever thought of taking a year off
like partying and just doing sanda, you know, a party
but like drinking and smoking, just doing Sanda.
Speaker 2: No, I never thought about not smoking. But I haven't
been drinking a lot. I haven't. I probably haven't had
a drinking like since I went out with the dude
on the fourth of July. Ohnt know, that's the last
time I.
Speaker 5: Really drink. But I don't know that that's the problem.
When you think that's my problem, do you think weed.
Speaker 2: Is my problem? I think, well, I think here's the thing.
Speaker 3: And I'm coming from experience as somebody who smokes and
it slows me down. When I'm like clear, I get
a lot more done. And I just think you were
such an unfuck withable force and stand up that if
you stopped with the distractions, you could like really step
into who you're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 3: What would what would your therapist in Crystal here say
is wrong with you? She would probably say I give
people too many chances.
Speaker 2: I'm too nice. She always tells me that. I'm yeah,
she has the requient. I know, right, I'm just not
nice to you. That's just the nature of our friendship now.
We're a really nice we really are in you know,
behind closed doors.
Speaker 5: M But yeah, I don't know what she would She
probably would say that I just give people too many chances,
and I think about other people too.
Speaker 2: Much before I think about myself. Yeah, I know, that's
that's definitely a thing. Yeah, you'll like pour yourself one
hundred percent into someone else. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what
about you? Well, I can't do this. I can't do
this every podcast. We all know what's wrong with Yeah,
we all know. I was just screaming with them everything, right,
I was just screaming in a pillow.
Speaker 3: Although I will say I tight trained down on my
lexiprob back down to five milligrams, and I'm feeling so
much better. I had a horrible I know you've never
done any anti depressants or SSRIs, but I had a
horrible titration experience. My anxiety was so high and my
insalomnia was horrible. And I think when you don't sleep,
you become just a fucking monster. This is something that
I was talking to about on the other podcast.
Speaker 2: Remember then we lost our train of thought. Oh and
we never found it again.
Speaker 3: Right, This is like the difference of who I am
when I sleep and I don't, it's crazy Like when
I get a good night's sleep I wake up, you know,
like the thoughts you have before you open your eyes.
The thoughts I have before I open my eyes when
I get a good night's sleep is like, I'm blessed,
God is good. Life was wonderful, something amazing, It's gonna happen.
Those are the thoughts I legitimately have if I don't
get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 2: I those thoughts are.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm gonna fucking get up, fucking little holes, little
teddy holes.
Speaker 2: And all the shirts of the throws rolexes.
Speaker 7: Into the bay.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get up. Or I just have the most
demon thoughts. I'm like, why does my brain work like that?
But it's really the difference between sleeper no sleep. So
I titrated down off lexapro and I had a really rough,
like two weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's the titration.
Speaker 3: Down off the Lexico, the Mercury retrograde, the move to
New York that, I mean, just like the million different things.
But my god, it's been like that some of the
hardest weeks of my adult life. You've been through a
whole lot. These last like just three months specifically. Yeah,
you know, yeah, but I'm getting to the other side
and I'm starting to feel like that bit out.
Speaker 2: A scared. All right, let's let's pull some cards. You
picked some cards for us, Okay, m m hm m mmm.
Oh we got a level one, level one? Whatever. What
about my style is undeniably me? I'm deniably you. It's
just like being a bitch. Yeah, being a bitch for sure,
care free, like coming off as that, but but it's
deeply not at all.
Speaker 3: But you look like like I don't don't care free.
I look like I don't give a fuck. Yeah, And
if anyone looks like they don't give a fuck, just
know that they give the most amount of bucks. They
truly give so many fucks.
Speaker 2: I had to develop that I don't give a fuck
attitude because I gave so many bucks, and that just
really didn't work for me.
Speaker 3: You ever were like, oh, she cares a lot of
that's gross, but I don't care dead behind, then what
about my style is unima for you? That's the exactly
what you're wearing right now at off the shoulder sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I hate mix on the step. That's why all my shirts.
Never you'll never really see me in a turtle neck.
Who do you see at the time? I mean, I
don't know, there's not me, not me.
Speaker 3: I think that is that autism or is that just preference?
It's you know Steve Jobs just to wear the same
thing over and over and over. Well, yeah, that's autism.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just didn't he would have this.
Speaker 3: Maybe he just take it a fun But but I'm
saying auto see people sometimes one of the things that
they don't like certain textures and their skins, or like
they don't like certain.
Speaker 2: Maybe I probably am on the spectrum. I mean, aren't
we all, Yeah, we're all a little Are you a
little gay? I don't think so. I've been exploring that again.
There's this girl I have a crush on. Really, I
have a girl crush. And it's not it's never gonna
go anywhere.
Speaker 3: She wann't what my girl, big titties, beautiful, like she's
like I met her actually when I was in my
last relationship.
Speaker 2: And I've ever been nervous around the girl before, but
I was nervous around her. I was like stuttering. I
was like trying, yes, yes, I was trying, Yes, I
was trying to get words out. It was like book, book, book, Like,
what girl? Is she a little good? She's yeah? Oh
is she real gay? She's not real gay. She's gay enough.
And she went into you. No she isn't me. I
just don't. Y'all have already talked about this. No, I
just know because we like flirt with each other, and
because you're such a whore, you just know when people
just want to fuck you hunt and you were me,
you can go to heat. I'm just so shocked right now.
Speaker 3: I need to see this bitch off camera. She's gorgeous, blonde, blonde,
so that's the type.
Speaker 2: Of bit she is just what I wish I looked like.
Speaker 3: She's got like a big app some big titties and
no waist and a beautiful face and long blonde hair.
Speaker 2: Like she's just like she's whatever everyone wants. Hm hmm.
Speaker 3: But I don't think I can. I don't think you
wouldn't make your move now she lives in l A
second of all, what if we like she's also kind
of down.
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 3: The word, I'm like, oh no, there's literally pebbles be
blown around by like a bucket.
Speaker 2: So you're a fun boy, I'm a boy. I'm a
fuck boy. It's just like rocks.
Speaker 3: Inside of her head, you know, if you put like
pebbles in a can and shook it, Like that's what's
going on in her head.
Speaker 2: She is.
Speaker 3: But I just have such a crush and I'm just
in like men right now, give me such they like,
I'm a repulseman. And I've seen some of the most
objectively gorgeous people things like that into New York City
and I'm like, they're all, well, a lot of them are.
I mean they are to put women here, holy how,
but there are also really gorgeous men here. There's just
so many people you really have to sit through, you know,
it's like sifting for gold.
Speaker 2: But I'm just so uninterested.
Speaker 3: Like I've seen really attractive, objectively attractive men, and like oh, and.
Speaker 2: Then like when I see this girl, I'm like, I
don't Maybe they have to I don't know where I'm at.
Are they hurt? Are the no? No? Does she have
a lot of work done?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like to think that I'm into natural women, but
like this, it's not even her work. So now you're
in women, and.
Speaker 5: Do you hear this is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like this is so cliche.
Speaker 3: Every time girls goes through like a bad breakup, she's like,
now I'm dating girls because like that's just like the
level of trauma is calculated by whether or not she
turns by afterwards.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, how bad was it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: She eating pus over it? But you said, you you
you noticed this attraction to her before, right, So that's okay?
Uh huh.
Speaker 6: I have like a like a little and smiling talking
about it, a fucking girl crush, Like I couldn't even
be in the same room with her, and what I'm saying,
but what have done?
Speaker 2: Bit? I know, but she just was so like mesmerizingly hot.
So how do you know she's a little gay? Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you. Okay, I can't tell.
I'm gonna tell what you are in completely insane? Yeah insane? Okay, Well,
I'll there something else about you today that I didn't
know for the cards. Time to move on to the
next card.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I don't know if I'm offended
because you're such into black men, but your first crush
on it wasn't a black woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've only ever had in my life too, like
whoa girl crushes? And one one when I was like eighteen,
I was going to ASU and I met this girl
and she was maybe kind of panic or so it
was a little something.
Speaker 2: But it's not usually about the physicality. I become like.
Speaker 3: Overcome by their presence, Like it almost has nothing to
do with what they look like. What they look like helps,
but like there's something that's like I become so attracted
to their aura and their vibe. That other girl, I
became like obsessed with the way I love her. And
I get to ask you were best friend and then
my mom still like college time, and I can try
to ask you, what's something I could do for hours
on end without getting bored?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, maybe like shocked for the right that.
Speaker 5: You can read for hours on that getting board, Yes
that's your thing, Like you could you always have a
book with you somewhere on the beach, or like if
we're read the pool, I know not to try to
talk to you because.
Speaker 2: You're reading your somebody's That's what you could do for hours.
I couldn't it last time? Right?
Speaker 7: Like ship.
Speaker 2: You could guarden, I could guarden for hours and hours
and hours. Yeah, I'm sadged to bring me any produces time.
I know, I'll bring some. I'm gonna go. I gotta
run back home.
Speaker 9: Why just for like a week, just to Yeah, okay,
next question, Next we need I need to shuffles level three.
Speaker 2: Imagine I just woke up from a crazy night out.
Where did I end up? What do I regret? Well,
you were great, fucking everybody in the room. I'm just
playing sex might not even be involved. I don't you
know what I never had. I didn't get to know
you was drunk. I know, such a shame. But that's
like I still can have a crazy night. I don't
know that I'm sober.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I don't usually regret things because I am sober. Yeah,
so that's because that's kind of like the what do
I regret? The flies after and it they come with batteries?
Speaker 2: Flies? New York's trying to break me. I'll tell you what.
The flies and the mosquitoes have The mosquitos. I can't
believe the mosquitos are here, Like, oh my gosh, are
they here?
Speaker 3: You open your window for two seconds they move in.
Im I've left in this place. Sorry, that's not my computers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's not I mean, unfortunately, I wish I
was up to saving my life where I had a
night out where I regretted things.
Speaker 8: But like, I'll just regret staying up too late, because
then if I stay up too late now, it honestly
can feel like a hangover the next day, Like I'll
feel like I drank.
Speaker 2: Like I remember when we went to Oh no that
you and I we did did were you there for us?
And yeah? And we stayed up. We stayed in the morning.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I regretted. I mean, I didn't regret that,
but I was in That was a long night. We
have some really cute pictures. We have a really cute
picture that maybe you could tag or something.
Speaker 2: But that was a really long night. I stayed out
till six in the morning, and I was like, I'm
not made for this. This is not for this. We
didn't have fun all right.
Speaker 3: About.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you wish I could see in myself
that you see in me?
Speaker 5: I wish that you just saw I mean you you
you know that you're like really an amazing person, Like
you know, I wish you are you.
Speaker 3: Are the I think I'm actually a pretty bad person.
I've been having this this dialogue with myself recently, right,
I actually don't.
Speaker 2: Think I'm such a good person. Yeah, you said that
last time we talked about that little bit. Yeah, but
I really think that you are.
Speaker 5: I think that some of the things you've been through
that are I mean, just some of the getting married
the same week your mom did what she did, like,
just certain things that you've been through.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I liked herself. God damn it
every time about trying to be sentimental with this bitch,
God damn it. Sorry. I think that you're an amazing person.
I really do.
Speaker 5: And I wish that you saw that more and saw
more of that in yourself. You know, I think you
you you're a recluse, and I think some of the
things that have happened to you have made you that way.
But but you're and you've been nothing but amazing to.
Speaker 2: Me as a friend.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I just wish that that you you saw
yourself more like that, Yeah, more as a good person.
We're not and we're not bound by things that we've
done in the past, you know what I mean, Like,
you can't worry about stupid shit like that. Also, you
are a Taurus and y'all just know how to get
your licks back, you know what I mean, Like some
of that is bad, and sometimes you do like you
go a little too hard.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go like that hard. But people
do deserve some of the things you're You're a pretty
fair person still, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think that that's you know, maybe I said this before.
That's something I'm really struggling.
Speaker 3: With this year's people don't like me repeating what they
did exactly, And it's like, I if you don't want
me to talk shit about you, don't actually yeah, but
I've been having a lot of people be like, you're
fucking bully because you said this, And I'm like, when
you did that for me, you didn't want I mean
disrespect me, and you mean you did this, you did that,
And people are like yours lambering you on the internet
and like I'm telling you the truth and you don't
like it.
Speaker 2: And I just have followers. I WoT them. What do
I wish that you could see in yourself that I
see in you, how unbelievably fucking talented you are, like unbelieve,
like I really believe.
Speaker 3: And that's why I made the comment about like the
week earlier. I really believe that if you went all in,
you could be such a fucking huge, huge star. Like
I've worked with you in every capacity. I've worked with
you in stand up, I've worked with you doing like
short films and acting. There's nobody who can drop into
a role like you like it is. That's like a
gift from God. Like most people need weeks months of
preparation to drop into and find the character and figure
it out. It's something I still really struggle with. You
can drop into it like that, Like I think you
could be a huge, huge actress. Like I think, like, yes,
you're great at stand up, you'll always be great at
stand up, but I think if you really tried, you
could be an unbelievable which is why I have like.
Speaker 5: Written ship for you before. Yeah, you always write stuff
with me and mine, which is great.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying you.
Speaker 3: Just got to believe in yourself more agree. Yeah, Yeah, Okay,
let's do some of the what's going on in the
world stories you guys, If you didn't notice, we're trying
to shake it up a little bit and not just
talk all about my personal one because.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have like one friend left. So.
Speaker 5: A California woman driving her grandson to work was stunned
when she spotted a peculiar looking figure that she.
Speaker 2: Believes was that's sash squash, that's her Russian anyway.
Speaker 5: The fighting, recently reported to the Big Field Research Organization,
occurred on June twenty eighth. As a witness, Linda Dixon Smith,
was en route to Camp Chaka watch something in the
Sierra National Forest near your road leading to the young
man's summer job. She recalled, I looked over her my grandson.
My eyes were cared further and I saw a figure
standing in the field. Dixon Smith described the.
Speaker 2: By bi pedial, by pedal creature. I've never heard that word. Yeah,
have you know what we are to? Oh, that's what
that means. You're smart, I guess. Oh I should have
put that. That must be great, right, Nolatin, That's.
Speaker 1: What I mean.
Speaker 2: Same thing. This is a she's rushing.
Speaker 3: Ok So, anyway, the headline of this article should have
just been California woman drops acid for.
Speaker 2: The first time. Yes, because bitch, no, you didn't.
Speaker 3: You saw one of the where would she part of
California she'sn't this what is it safe to hear staring
about it? She just saw one of the Golden State
Warriors on the high right. It was just clean Thompson
going for a walk.
Speaker 5: It's time for her to give up the keys where
you do not need to be dropping nobody'll know.
Speaker 2: Okay, when you go home and you put your keys
in the fridge, you can't be calling it the bigfood spot. Yeah,
she said, she it's time for she's done. She's she's
she's cooked. Stick a fork in her. She's cooked.
Speaker 5: You know, but people never believe you won't. You wouldn't
believe this. If I've seen before, I do believe that
you do.
Speaker 2: I actually I haven't. In Houston actually on Highway six
and we were really high, me and my cousin. No,
we were. We weren't to say that, but we were
not the only cars pulled over on the side of
the road. This is before. No, we just wanted we
were just like when you see you pull over, that's
not the blackest thing to do. Usually we run from ship.
But we were we channeled our inner white girl and
we got yeah, and you got what we were like.
Speaker 5: And it was other cars. I probably wouldn't have believed
it myself. The next morning, what I saw if it
wasn't for the other cars that were pulled over with
it was like three other one family, and then like
two somebody on a date, and then it was like
four of us in our car. Anyway, we saw a
saucer type situation and a beam of light that came
down and then it just took off, but it was.
Speaker 2: Hovering for a while, which is why we had a
chance to do them.
Speaker 5: Ya feel like that's an abduction moment. I feel like
it could have been, but luckily they don't see they
didn't make it.
Speaker 2: We have lived in shut person. I don't think so.
I don't think they want to. It's like a very
specifically like you know what y'all want through enough on Earth.
We don't need to put in the torture being abducted.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: That's why I know black people actually got picked to
go to Mars. I mean, I don't know, Yeah, because
we've been through life here. They I don't think they're
gonna make it. It's a nine month trick, you know it.
I don't know who would want to make it. People
that don't want to be Why would you not want
to be here.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be worse there. I mean maybe not after
the I don't know.
Speaker 5: They're they're learning right now to how to build oxygen,
if that makes sense. They're learning how to do all
this ship. And you know, it's a one way trip.
That's it, Like, it's not a one trip. What they're
gonna be just dead.
Speaker 2: On the way. It's a one way trip. It's a
one way trip. If you not, it's it's a round trip.
What is this client, Yeah, to go to Mars. You
haven't You haven't heard of Mars one.
Speaker 5: They interviewed hundreds of thousands of people, and they have
to make sure that you're mentally okay.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're you would never They have to make
sure that you're all right to like, never come back
to Earth because you're never coming back. That's what you
signed up for it and never come back. Are you sure?
I promise, look it up. I'm looking for you. I
don't think you're right. I promise. You see the Martians, Yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 3: See, you meet some Martians, you see the amenities, You
go to a hot spring or two, and then you.
Speaker 2: Come on back for the Mars one trip.
Speaker 5: Are they allowed to come back? Is it a one
way trip? I didn't get that, that's what you mean?
Speaker 2: What do you mean you didn't get that? Anyway, there's
no man, Yes it is.
Speaker 5: And if they have to say by their families, they're
never gonna Should anyone do that, then so many people
want to go because people just.
Speaker 2: Want to see it and come back and then be
like never mind, the Earth is signed. Yes.
Speaker 5: The proposed Mars one mission was planned as a permanent,
one way trip to established human colony on the rear planet.
The Dutch nonprofit organization is envisioned that astronauts would live
on Mars indefinitely, without technology or capability to return to Earth.
Speaker 2: Would anyone sign up that, I don't know, if you
want to die?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's like a very elaborate performance art piece
to just kill yourself.
Speaker 2: Like that's like no technology.
Speaker 3: Know that.
Speaker 2: They're like, we'll get you to Mars figure it out
from there and as.
Speaker 5: Further that's however, the project was ultimately canceled in the
company behind the Clay bank NT Yeah okay, so anyway,
but that right, the fact that people would just sign up.
Speaker 3: Because the company went bank, obviously, everyone thought that was
about idea like immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine months trip just to get that, just to
get there. Nine months.
Speaker 3: You think it's getting the Europe, your niece getting ran,
your niece get achy and fucking the seat you gotta
walk around.
Speaker 2: Imagine nine months the worst true ever, literally the worst,
and you don't know those people.
Speaker 3: You have to sit there and get to know these people,
or if you even have the brain capacity, I bet not.
Speaker 2: I think you don't make it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they'll burn out before they get there. Yeah.
I mean it's gonna be like going to see the Titanic. Yeah,
it's gonna be like those guys, they're like like, never mind,
it's down there, and so are we now, m that's
so stupid. That thing was so stupid. It was who cares?
Just you said water camera.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't need to send your whole body down there,
don't You'll have pictures. Yeah, just look at the pictures
like what it used to be. Why you want to
see a ship wreck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also like my ears when I tried to scupa dive,
I go like eight feet under and they start to ring.
Speaker 2: Why do you want to go to the bottom. On
the other hand, I.
Speaker 3: Would never want to go in the Summarine either but
know me either, Yeah, no interest. Do you think the
Titanic was an insight job?
Speaker 2: Deep cuts the conspiracy here? I don't think so. You
haven't heard anything. I haven't heard any of the conspiracies.
But I just know that they didn't steer it right
and they hit a rock. It was a conspiracy about that.
Speaker 3: There was a conspiracy because it was like all the
wealthiest people in the world. I think it's like the
wroth Child's or something. We're trying to take over the
national Bank, and they were the only family, only wealthy family.
Speaker 2: Not on the boat. I believe it's the conspiracy.
Speaker 3: You guys are gonna have to fact checking on that,
because I think saw TikTok and then never retained any.
Speaker 2: Information and might be spreading this information right now, but
they were.
Speaker 3: It was something about the world banks and like all
the wealthiest families with all the control around that boat,
and then they sunk.
Speaker 2: It so that they could take control that Now that
sounds believable. And now we're in and now and now
you know what. They steered it perfect, they should. They
seared right on the rock. Yeah, right, like they were
supposed to. Wow, I never heard that. Yeah, and I'm
part of a lot of I mean, you know, I like,
I like conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised I never Yeah, we'll look into it because
maybe I just spewed eventialized.
Speaker 2: Who knows, Yeah, who really knows. What was the other
story you pulled up? I thought this was interesting, Gus
the fifty million.
Speaker 5: Dollar t rix Rick's dinosaur fossils sale record at a.
Speaker 2: New York I saw that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they started it at seventeen million, and then they
went up to fifty million dollars.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can't even order of Saks without flishing.
How is someone buying a fifty million dollar dinosaur?
Speaker 5: I gotta buy all my shit on corner. It's a dinosaur.
What the fuck are they gonna do with these? Where
are they gonna put it? Where are they gonna put
it in their house? In their bunker? Are they gonna
assemble it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Who's gonna disassemble it?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Gonna get it there? Well? I think I imagine I'm
probably getting this table up there? What imagine getting guss
up here?
Speaker 3: I just don't understand how t rexes even survived for
so long in those little front arms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the little baby arms like those a little front arms.
So I guess they were buy pedals. But yeah, right right,
they were by petals. And but like how did they
get stuff because it seems like they would have fallen
over a yeah, it feels like they must have had
wings or something and we must have missed those when
we dug shit up. Yeah, because it seems like they
would just to the front because of that big ass tail. Yeah,
you know at that tail probably canna be lifted by wings.
Barney's bags ever think about Barney was a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barney wasn't he was a gay sorts. He was
a yeah, he had a little sugar in his sad gap.
Speaker 3: But fifty million dollars a dinosaur, and it's so many
hungry people like, I mean, do you know it's not
I think that's just just give me one million dollars
fifty million dollars dinosaur bones and said it said.
Speaker 2: The twelve and a half foot dinosaur I was snapped up.
Speaker 5: There's seven way bidding concepts lasting ten minutes is record
breaking sale price.
Speaker 2: The forty four point six million dollar.
Speaker 5: Was paid by a billionaire Ken Griffin for a Stagosaurus
skeleton named Apex and twenty twenty four Segasaurus.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is either. He amended
forty four million for a dumisam that haven't even fucking notes.
At least we know the t Rex.
Speaker 3: At least we walk into your crib and be like, damn,
sixty rex did you get that on t move?
Speaker 12: T Rex rex move is nut. But so what made
the I'm guessing it's the museum, Yeah, going out of
business Ville.
Speaker 2: And course why would they do that? Why would they
get rid of and maybe they own it but it
stays at the museum.
Speaker 3: Well no, no, they probably needed some cash. I had
a fifty million dollar I think I could sell it, yeah,
for sure. Also they started at seventeen million. Imagine how
exciting that would be. I had a friend recently who
had a baseball card that he knew was like a
really big deal and he, oh, Brian Ford, you.
Speaker 2: Know right, Bryan. He had a guy offer him, like.
Speaker 3: At the card shop, forty grand for the card, and
he was like so tempted to take it, but he's like,
I think I can get more by auction it. But
it's obviously a big risk because it's like somebody's offering
you forty grand for like, you just opened baseball cards
and you can now have forty grand bitch.
Speaker 2: He put it on an auction. It went for one
hundred and five thousand dollars. Did he sell well? Yeah,
one hundred five thousand dollars for a baseball card. Lunch
on him next time. Always lunch on you, Brian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's super cool. Yeah what I'm not fucking sick?
Like I guess I need to get into baseball cards,
but you just have to get really like one hundred
and five thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was sitting next to this guy on playing
one time that had like he was it was like,
I mean.
Speaker 5: Maybe three hundred thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards and
you should have seen how many was holding that.
Speaker 2: Book like it was just THEOK. I was like, can
I just ask you, like, what the fuck is that
you hold him not to? It's like he showed me.
I mean who cares? Literally somebody? Yeah, why are you
playing in the Columny three hundred thousand ago?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I mean sometimes I'm in thirty four ees, bitch, and
sometimes I'm in first class. Just a fends on how
many points I have to upgrade you and I always
get to the airport to try to upgrade. Yeah, because
it's just always cheaper that way. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a philosophy of man that you'd like to
do a job. Uh, go hard or go home? You
know that's you.
Speaker 5: Like I just remember I have been doing stand up
maybe like five or six years before you and you
have come in and you.
Speaker 2: Have you have this. You you have another side of
your brain that you can use that I can't. I
don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm not a corporate type bitch, you know, I like
corporate jobs. I'm never gonna I have a corporate job.
But you applied a lot of what you knew in
corporate to your to what you have now. And I mean,
you know, just from your stepdad gave you, you came
into some money. You were like I'm going to Most
people would have just went and bought.
Speaker 3: Well fial, which is no money for special, but it
was still so good.
Speaker 2: Look what you got from it. You know.
Speaker 5: Even the psychic was like A had an off's go
in ToView that well it's happening, but you figured it out.
Speaker 2: You clicked that ship up, like you just figure it
out as you go along.
Speaker 5: You're very malleable like that, you know, And I think
that's definitely something I could take from you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the philosophy of yours are like the
most very like you don't hold onto anything for very long.
Speaker 2: You're really good at letting go.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't almost even matter how profound the pain
is or how hurt you are.
Speaker 2: You're really good at moving on from it.
Speaker 3: And you don't.
Speaker 2: Dwell on it, and you don't talk about it a lot,
and you don't obsess over it.
Speaker 3: And they think one of the reasons that you're able
to move on with like such dignity and grace is
because you don't talk about it and you don't obsess
like there's been like really profound things that.
Speaker 2: Have happened to you. Or I'm like, how are you, Like,
how is this? How are you doing with this? You like, yeah,
I'm good, Like I'm good.
Speaker 3: You know, their their life is their pharma, and like
that's kind of just the philosophy you have it as
much as I can say, like their life is their
passionate and I can say the things and I can
know the things, it's really hard for me to execute
the things. And I think you're really good at executing
the Thank God's got it.
Speaker 2: Make sure? Yes, yeah, because I mean, at the end
of the day, what are you gonna do? I get
that from my dad?
Speaker 5: You think I'm some of the shit he's been through,
just what his upbringing, just professionally whatever, he's just like
you know, I mean, life is gonna happen while you're
making other plans.
Speaker 2: You just got to continue, just continue, just don't stop,
you know. So, Yeah, thank you. Yeah, why don't you
pick one? Okay? This is a level three as well.
It says what's something you can always rely on me for? Ooh,
this is a good one. I can rely on you
if I have an idea or something I want to
do or meet with you. I can rely on you
to give to have equal level of excitement and be
to show up and like give it your all. Okay.
I can rely on you for a good laugh, like
a good or just.
Speaker 5: A sobering you give very sobering advice, or you know,
just I can rely on you for some dry ass
like if I'm if I'm sulking or feeling a type
of way, I could text you you.
Speaker 2: Like be and then it's all better, you know.
Speaker 5: So, Yeah, that's all out of snap out of it.
You're like, well, look, bitch, I don't have time hold
jump in.
Speaker 2: I'm over here streaming in my own pillow. So you
ask you find one to scream. Okay, you're going through
something years.
Speaker 3: What you do? You find your nearest pillow scream at
the top your one. Have you noticed my energy shifted
after that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm lighter you are. I'm not carrying the energy
or that table, yeah, or that table, but you might
carry that five hundred that war do if you don't
rebook heavy In my heart, what makes our friendship work?
Speaker 3: I think we're not the most like we don't have
to talk all of the time, but when we do talk,
it's really deep and really meaningful. And I think you know,
I always have your back and you know, like vice versa.
And it's just kind of I can describe it like
putting on an old like a pair of old shoes.
Speaker 2: Like it you's comfy, and like we just go like
no time has been lost.
Speaker 5: I think what makes our friendship work is we're complete opposite.
Speaker 2: In so in all the ways, Like I can sleep anywhere,
like I'm so yeah, I can thug it okay, and
this one right here is not thugging. I got damn
thing and together we have never thug. No. I like, look,
I'm a Taurus. I like the comfort you in my bed.
It's very comfortable and not sleeping on a couch. And me,
on the other hand, it doesn't matter. One is I
can close the door and it's a shower there. I'm good. Yeah,
I think that's I think you.
Speaker 5: I can bring you down a note and you can
bring me up, and I think that's a good parents
get better. Yeah, what inside joke of ours will never
stop being funny. You know, first, I think my fortieth
birthday party.
Speaker 7: This all right.
Speaker 3: I've got the pictures. Don't worry you guys are not
gonna be in the dark on this one. On her
fortieth birthday party, she sends me like I have rented
the sickest Airbnb and she sends me these pictures and
it is stolen. It's like it's in the Hollywood Hills.
It has an infinity pool with an infinity hot tub,
all this outdoor patio space. It looks like we're gonna
be on selling sunset. Like this is gonna be the
nicest shit the day of the guy who she rented
it from. Did a bait and switch throw her in
like some down the hill not she was down the hill,
up the hills all the way to like Torrents or something.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, it's not bad, it's fine, it's gonna be.
It's just not in the hills anymore. And so we walked.
It was a little above a trap house. It was.
It was barely okay, and Brittany's white ass got there first,
her and Chris. They were on time, okay. So there,
so she has time to walk around and she is
laughing so hard. There's a picture of us sitting on
the patio. She is laughing. She's like, wait, so I
thought that there was not even a hot sub there.
I'm like, there's no, there's no there was stuff that
I was like, something in the backyard covered up it was.
I think you were on the ground. You were like
and you.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever seen you laugh this hard.
So every year for my birthday, she sends me this
picture of the actual first it was inflated. It hadn't
been used in weeks, once years. There was alja in
it everywhere.
Speaker 2: It was worse than Trump cool. Literally, it looked like
a warse draw and I wouldn't put my stup back
in the car, and I was like, we won't be
meeting this. You laughed so hard.
Speaker 5: And I get that picture every birthday and sometimes it's
not even my birthday, just when you want to laugh
and just the picture.
Speaker 2: It was just the most like this is gonna be amazing.
Speaker 3: This house isn't like the most hype, the coolest pictures,
and then you just got fucking bamboozled, and it was
so it was so funny.
Speaker 2: It was so funny. I was like, but we had
so much fun. It was so many people there. Oh
my god, it was Yeah.
Speaker 3: I left early because like it was real drop. But
I remember Chris did not like Christi and Shane, christ
and Shanky they like the first one's there in the Yeah,
they definitely did. We had a good They were like,
we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, Yeah, she's birthday's coming up. Said, oh
you didn't.
Speaker 5: Oh that's w.
Speaker 3: What would you say on the inside joke That one's
pretty fucking good. I would say it's gotta be. Also,
the the video of my stepmom, Oh yeah, where.
Speaker 2: You just every once in a while say and you Brittany,
you can go to hell, because she does.
Speaker 3: She really she yelled at everyone, but then she like
pulls it back and she's like, no, I love Heather,
I love mad I love you know. Charlie's pissed me
off right now. But then me, she was just hyper
fixated on me and she hated she thought she wanted
to fuck your dad.
Speaker 2: Did she said, husband? And at one point she said,
and you, Brittany, you can go to hell. And every
once in a while, Dice, you will just look at
it and say, I think every time we're together, I
say that. Also one more, The Block is Hot. Oh,
the block is hot. The Block is hot. We started
the episode of The Block is Hot, and you guys
didn't even know. It's an inside joke.
Speaker 3: But we were in DC doing shows, some of the
most fun shows ever, and we were we had a
wonderful lunch and then we were leaving lunch when we
were right.
Speaker 2: Down by the White House.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was all kinds of stuff going on
down there during the Biden of administration.
Speaker 2: Though I think it was a little more joke.
Speaker 5: But you what you said, I said, Well, because we
saw some some police running down I'm like, witch the
block is hot.
Speaker 2: We got it, and you just fell out. I'm like,
get up. You cannot be laughing right now.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, because cops like winds passes on foot and
she's like, pitch the block hot.
Speaker 2: I was like, the block will never be holl Man.
Speaker 5: We we we have some really fun and probably more
we could think of them, but yeah, yeah, those are
the ones that stand out the most.
Speaker 2: That's a good note to end on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the picture of the hot you guys
can see what sort of tragedy Dicey entered her fortieth
here and my god, just slush splash and taking a
bath bitch so funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, I love you. Thank you
for coming back le me, thanks for having tele follow
me at Dicey Approved. Yeah, thanks for the new followers
I got. I got like over one hundred followers from there.
The last podcast, Let's Bestie, Let's show Bestie. Let's go Bessies, Bessie,
Bessie go, best bestI Go.
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, The Artist Way, we're back, like I promised,
threat threat threat, We're back.
Speaker 2: We're back like we never left.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this week and The Artist Way we are
talking well, recovering a sense of self protection.
Speaker 2: We are on week ten.
Speaker 3: We are in.
Speaker 2: We see the finish line. Now bestieds. We got to
keep going. I'm sorry we took two weeks off.
Speaker 3: If I completely lost you in all the momentum, I understand,
that's my fault.
Speaker 2: Recovering sense of self protection.
Speaker 3: When we are clear about who we are and what
we are doing, the energy flows freely and we experience
no strength.
Speaker 13: Every creative person has a myriad of ways to block creativity.
Each of us favors one or two ways particularly toxic
to us because they block us so effectively.
Speaker 2: For some people, food is a creativity issue. These are
the obvious ones.
Speaker 3: Guys right, it's food, sect, drugs, booze.
Speaker 2: Those are the big four that are going to keep
us from being creative.
Speaker 3: The more minor ones are social media media of any sort,
so television, movies, etc.
Speaker 2: It's the general taking away and numbing out that we
all do, and we all.
Speaker 3: Seek to do quite frequently, that keeps us from being
as creative as possible.
Speaker 2: Sometimes this can be an obsession with painful love. Reaching
for a painful.
Speaker 3: Thought makes you become an instant victim, rather than feeling
your own considerable power. So this is why a lot
of us creatives are sex and love addicts being being
right here, because if we get into toxic.
Speaker 2: Painful loops about why is he not calling me back?
Why is he not texting me? Does he not like me?
Is he not into me?
Speaker 14: Blah blah blah blah blah, then we don't have to
write a fucking book doing We don't have to write
a book if we are just spinning ourselves out every
day about a man or a woman or whatever, whoever
the flavor of the week is. If we just spin
ourselves the fuck out, then we get to make ourselves
a victim of a horrible situation, and then we don't
have to be creative, and we don't have to do
what God put us here to do. Because sometimes, somehow
it seems easier to distract ourselves and to never show
up for ourselves than it is to just show up
and do the work.
Speaker 2: And so if that's been your experience, it's also been mine.
You're not alone. Sex is a great block. Sex is
sex for me.
Speaker 3: And this is why I'm attempting this this celicacy, which guys,
I don't think it's gonna go well, I'm talking to
like the hottest soccer player in the world. There's no
world where I don't have sex with this person. Sex
for me is so delicious because it's like you get
to like feel empowered, and you get to feel sexy,
and you get to orgasm, which is one of the
most powerful experiences ever.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say this, if you're using sex as
a distraction, at least do this one thing when you come.
If you come, when you come, manifest do the sex
magic right.
Speaker 3: Sex magic means when you're having an orgasm, you're also
manifesting like your craziest, wildest dreams. So if you're going
to be using sex as a distraction, at least when
you you know, when you come, manifest like you're big.
Speaker 2: You're big that way.
Speaker 3: Because when we're doing these things to distract us, we're
shutting down our flow, and we're doing that on purpose.
We begin to sense our real potential and the wide
range of possibilities open to us, and that scares the.
Speaker 2: Shit out of us, so we would rather do anything else.
Speaker 3: That's such a weird thing because we're also powerful and wonderful,
and if we weren't all held down.
Speaker 2: By our own vices. It would be interesting to see
what the world would look like.
Speaker 3: But so many of us just operate down this like
low vibe, dopamine, hit to dopamine, hit to.
Speaker 2: Acid, hit to whatever.
Speaker 3: It is like we just want hits rather than making
Rather than making hits, rather than like showing everyone what
we're made of, we would rather just not And and
so if you do that, you're not alone. So the
object of all of this blocking is to relyviate fear.
We're afraid, we're afraid to succeed. That's a boring old tale.
And the choice of a block is like a creative
u turn. We turn on ourselves, like waterfour to a standstill.
We turn stagnant. And stagnance is like where the mold
starts to set in. It's where the dust starts to
set in. It's where the doubt and the fear and
everything else.
Speaker 2: Like the fear is beneath it.
Speaker 3: But the stagnance and the not moving forward and staying
in the obsessions and staying in that, the addictions.
Speaker 2: That creates the stagnant in your soul and in your
creative flow.
Speaker 3: And so this chapter is about moving through it and blocking.
Speaker 2: At its core, is an issue of faith.
Speaker 3: Rather than trust our intuition, our talent, our skill, our desire,
we fear our creator. Where our creator is taking us,
with his creativity unblocked, we may be something much more threatening.
Speaker 2: Happy.
Speaker 3: For most of us, happy is terrifying, unfamiliar, out of control,
too risky.
Speaker 2: Anxiety. By the way, you guys, it's fuel. We can
use it. So if you feel anxious, use the anxiety. Sorry.
Speaker 3: And then there's a big chunk in here about how
worcoholism it is an addiction. There's a lot of people
that throw themselves into work.
Speaker 2: And not like the creator of work. It's like the
work work, the nine to five work, the pay the
bills for the work that we don't.
Speaker 3: Want to do. We'll throw ourselves into that because at
the core, it's a bit of virtue signaling, right, It's
like you think you're good, there's something innately good. As
a society, we have deemed workoholism innately good because it
makes money, it's distracting, it's for the greater good of society,
and we've deemed addictions as innately bad. But they can
be the same exact thing if they're just a distraction
from like your truest creative self.
Speaker 2: So just keep an eye on that.
Speaker 3: There's a quiz in there about workoholism, and you know
what it looks like and how it shows up.
Speaker 15: So in any creative field, we're going to talk about droughts. Now,
there's always dry seasons, right, Flowers are not meant to
bloom three hundred and sixty five days a year. There
are times when the morning pages are the most difficult,
and those times are the most valuable.
Speaker 2: Okay. Droughts tell us that they will, that they will
last forever, and.
Speaker 3: They will not a haunting anticipation of our own death
approaching long before we're writing, long before we've done anything
of value, shimmers ahead of us like a ghastly mirage.
Speaker 2: During the day, during the drought, we're fighting with God.
We have lost faith and the great Creator and our
creative selves. And yet we write the morning pages because
we must. So these are the most.
Speaker 3: Important times when you're not feeling like this is what
I'm going through right now, I'm going through a drought.
Speaker 2: I don't feel anything. I haven't had a creative thought
in a long time. I've had actually very demonic thoughts.
Speaker 3: I've had thoughts about quitting the podcast, about whether or
not I want to do comedy anymore, about how I'm
going to fucking ma get in New York City. I've
had a lot of big, spooky, scary thoughts. Rather than
just like leaning into faith and knowing I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be in everything's going exactly the way
it's supposed to go, I've been going into scarier thoughts,
and I think those scary thoughts get addictive also, and
those scary.
Speaker 2: Thoughts can then yield a drought because you don't.
Speaker 3: Create when you're too busy obsessing over what you might
never create. And then it talks talks about fame, which
I think is interesting. I don't know that any of
us are after fame. It's addictive and it always leaves
as hungry. I've seen a lot of people that are
really I've been close enough to fame to see people
that love fame and that are addicted to it and
that want more of it, and it is something that's
just empty. It's always going to leave you empty because
people will clap for you with one hand and throw
a rock with another. So it's like, even if you
have the adoration of the public at some point, it's
just as easily lost.
Speaker 2: It's hard to gain and really easy to lose.
Speaker 3: And I think it's just a slippery thing that people
have a very complicated relationship with. But it's like, we
want to credit work what it's doe, and so when
we're doing work at the highest level, we think the
accolades and the fame and all that.
Speaker 2: Stuff, you know, should coup with it.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, that's not what
a fulfilled creative life looks like. It's not the fame,
you know, it's it's the creation. In the long run,
fan letters from ourselves and our creative self are what
we are really after. Fame is really a shortcut for
self approval, trying to try approving of yourself just as
you are and spoiling yourself rotten with the small kids pleasures.
What we're really scared of is that without fame, who
won't be loved as artists or as people. And I
think this need for fame comes from, you know, people
that have grew up in homes where they didn't feel
loved or supported, and the adoration of strangers fills that void,
but only to a certain extent, And then it's never
going to be enough.
Speaker 2: So it's like you do have to just.
Speaker 3: Love yourself, important to yourself, and give yourself kind of
that hug that you wish you got from your parents,
because fame is not Fame's not going to do it.
Speaker 2: And then competition. It's talked about competition too. I think
we look at other people's.
Speaker 3: Successes and we sometimes think like, oh, they got the
thing I wanted. I'm never going to get that, And
then I've seen that happen, and then i'd seem to
take play forward and how it all turns out enough
to know about Like, A, it's not always what it's
cracked up to be. B. We have no idea if
something can look one way on the outside and feel
completely differently on the inside, we have no idea what
that person is experiencing, whether they got the thing and
they're even grateful.
Speaker 2: Or it even feels good, We have no idea.
Speaker 3: I had a friend once who was a masterful manifestor,
and she manifested that she wanted to play a superhero
in her next role. She's an actress, and then she
got it, and that's crazy, like there's so few superhero
rules available. She wanted to play it, she got it,
and then the set was just the most destructive. They like,
ran her ragged, worked her around the clock, and it
was just a really, really bad experience for her. Even
though she had exactly what she wanted, it was a
bad experience for her. And that I always keep in
mind because I know that things can look really good
on the outside and not feel so good. So it's
like when we're manifesting, we have be sure that we
manifest both the objective and the feeling behind it right.
And all this time back to competition. When you see
someone get something, you never know how it feels. So
just keep your eyes on your own paper, do your
own work, and let you know God take.
Speaker 2: Care of the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Competition lies at the root of much creative blockage. As artists,
we must go within the desire to be better. Then
can choke off the simple as desire to be so
it's important for us to just be right looking for
the short term win, ignoring long term game. We short
circuit the possibility of a creative life led by our
own lights, not by the clean lights of fashion. Whenever
you're angried about someone else beating you out, remember this
the foot race mentality is always the egos demand not
just to be good, but also to be first and best.
Be willing to paint or write badly. While your ego
helps resistance, your bad writing may be as this syntactical
breakdown necessary for the shift.
Speaker 2: In your style.
Speaker 3: The need to win now is need to win approval
from others. As an antidote, we must learn to approve
of ourselves. Showing up for the work is the learn
that matters.
Speaker 2: So that's you know what we're going through this week.
Speaker 3: Next week is week eleven, recovering a sense of autani.
If you're still with me, I'm proud of you. I
hope you enjoyed your break. But we're back at it
Bessie's I will see you next week