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<v Speaker 1>The fuck that's in the day We make you look smart,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody's this the fuck that's the day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right out of the show the movie Pitch Perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd been, it'd ha been.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good, hel you liked laugh at us? Wait a minute?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you hell?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you there? Dinah is good? Yes, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear Dinah's part. Yeah, she's loudest in there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>for sure. I got some new fun facts for you today,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got a flashback that's gonna turn into

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<v Speaker 2>a monster jam four pack for one of you. The

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<v Speaker 2>oldest known living land animal is Jonathan. Jonathan is a

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<v Speaker 2>giant tortoise lives in Saint Helena, British Island in the

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<v Speaker 2>South Atlantic Ocean. Jonathan is recognized as being one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and ninety two years old. At least, that puts him

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<v Speaker 2>hatching at around eighteen thirty two. How do they know this? Okay, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>my body is creaking getting out of bed right now

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<v Speaker 2>at fifty five, this tortoise is one hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 2>two years old. I mean, how much of those little

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<v Speaker 2>flappers hurt in the morning. Let's keep it with the animals.

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<v Speaker 2>It is illegal to own a pet hamster in Hawaii,

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<v Speaker 2>that is fu who You know how they always talk

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<v Speaker 2>about all those snakes in Florida those used to be pets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The climate is so good for hamsters that if a

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<v Speaker 2>few ever escaped, they could start wild colonies that could

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<v Speaker 2>devastate Hawaii's native crops. Can't have a hamster, hey wild? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>wild hamsters. Hamsters never even thought of one, these wheels

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<v Speaker 2>all over the place. Finally, not noie, Not a single

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<v Speaker 2>NBA player has ever had the jersey number sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's idiots, not nice. Shit's the fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We make you look smart in front of your body's

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<v Speaker 1>it's the fun. Back to the day.