Speaker 1: The fuck that's in the day We make you look smart,
Speaker 1: and everybody's this the fuck that's the day.
Speaker 2: That's right out of the show the movie Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 1: It'd been, it'd ha been.
Speaker 2: It's good, hel you liked laugh at us? Wait a minute?
Speaker 2: Where are you hell?
Speaker 1: How are you there? Dinah is good? Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2: You can hear Dinah's part. Yeah, she's loudest in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure. I got some new fun facts for you today,
Speaker 2: and then I got a flashback that's gonna turn into
Speaker 2: a monster jam four pack for one of you. The
Speaker 2: oldest known living land animal is Jonathan. Jonathan is a
Speaker 2: giant tortoise lives in Saint Helena, British Island in the
Speaker 2: South Atlantic Ocean. Jonathan is recognized as being one hundred
Speaker 2: and ninety two years old. At least, that puts him
Speaker 2: hatching at around eighteen thirty two. How do they know this? Okay, Like,
Speaker 2: my body is creaking getting out of bed right now
Speaker 2: at fifty five, this tortoise is one hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: two years old. I mean, how much of those little
Speaker 2: flappers hurt in the morning. Let's keep it with the animals.
Speaker 2: It is illegal to own a pet hamster in Hawaii,
Speaker 2: that is fu who You know how they always talk
Speaker 2: about all those snakes in Florida those used to be pets.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The climate is so good for hamsters that if a
Speaker 2: few ever escaped, they could start wild colonies that could
Speaker 2: devastate Hawaii's native crops. Can't have a hamster, hey wild? Yeah,
Speaker 2: wild hamsters. Hamsters never even thought of one, these wheels
Speaker 2: all over the place. Finally, not noie, Not a single
Speaker 2: NBA player has ever had the jersey number sixty nine.
Speaker 1: That's idiots, not nice. Shit's the fuck.
Speaker 2: Back to the day.
Speaker 1: We make you look smart in front of your body's
Speaker 1: it's the fun. Back to the day.