Speaker 1: Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: edition of Idiotology. We let youa taco one O one
Speaker 1: one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots. I'm just
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Speaker 1: I Uh.
Speaker 3: I think it's appropriate that I share with the audience
Speaker 3: the deep disappointment I feel with you right now, Taco Bob,
Speaker 3: after you confessed a.
Speaker 2: What about the new toilet, I got no no, So
Speaker 2: Taco told me he made hamburger helper last night?
Speaker 3: Which kind? And he said beef strogan off, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, in lieu of actual making beef stroganoff is fine,
Speaker 3: And I would argue one of the go to Hamburger
Speaker 3: helper flavors.
Speaker 2: May I interject here, I have not made Hamburger helper
Speaker 2: in at least ten years, and it's.
Speaker 3: Fine in a pinch, It's god it well, I didn't
Speaker 3: love it. It was gonna be great. This is where,
Speaker 3: this is where a little part of me died inside.
Speaker 2: I know me too. Yesterday when I was eating it.
Speaker 3: The key element is the sauce, which, if you're familiar
Speaker 3: with Hamburger Helper beef stroganoff, the powder packet needs to
Speaker 3: be mixed.
Speaker 2: With milk, milk, water and whatever else used.
Speaker 3: Almond milk didn't have regular milk, and.
Speaker 2: It just it does it.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, dude, I know that's I's a culinary violation.
Speaker 2: I am not an almond milk individual. I see it
Speaker 2: sitting on the counter for an hour in my wife
Speaker 2: because oh it can stay on the counter, and I
Speaker 2: just I go, that's not natural. But I had to
Speaker 2: use yesterday because I was so busy multitasking that I
Speaker 2: could not get up and buy real milk. Almost asked
Speaker 2: my daughter's boyfriend to pick up milk on the way
Speaker 2: over for dinner. And I went from tacos I was
Speaker 2: gonna cook taco Tuesday to strogan off with no with
Speaker 2: with almond milk. I know, I know, and I know
Speaker 2: the jokes are gonna put on the text line that
Speaker 2: you can't milk an almond, and almonds don't have nipples,
Speaker 2: so it's not real.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if the average listener right now
Speaker 3: is gonna have the energy or the wherewithal to even
Speaker 3: muster up a text at this point with the grave
Speaker 3: disappointment in you.
Speaker 2: Right, this came in failed Bob, failed, somebody else. Double cheeseburger,
Speaker 2: macaroni hamburger. Help.
Speaker 3: That's solid.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 3: That is a solid go to.
Speaker 2: Haven't again, I haven't made it in ten years. But
Speaker 2: if you remember in the in the packet there are
Speaker 2: two servings you know what I'm getting at two different
Speaker 2: The one that I got, well, it has it has
Speaker 2: two packs of noodles, two packs or whatever. So oh
Speaker 2: it is a dual pack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would have had to use two pounds of ground
Speaker 2: beef in it if I did it all.
Speaker 3: You have time to make good though the next time
Speaker 3: you make That's my point.
Speaker 2: I still have another.
Speaker 3: I might just do it tonight.
Speaker 2: I might throw it this whole batch and say, hey
Speaker 2: to my kid, this is how it should be to
Speaker 2: make good. Yeah, I think I might. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I threw it up in the sink. To be honest
Speaker 2: with you, I was brushing my tongue in literal too deep.
Speaker 3: Man was arrested, Yeah, I know. Man was arrested early
Speaker 3: yesterday morning. This is coming off of a Labor Day
Speaker 3: dispute slash argument. Is at the parents of his girlfriend's house. Okay, so, okay,
Speaker 3: she's he's over with her at mom and dad's house
Speaker 3: on Labor Day forget together. Got it totally? Yeah, barbecue
Speaker 3: and all that. Some sort of disagreement happened, words were exchanged.
Speaker 3: Sounds like this happened late Monday, early Tuesday morning. He
Speaker 3: allegedly set fire to the girlfriend's parents home in South Brunswick,
Speaker 3: New Jersey, three o'clock in the morning. He's been arrested
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 2: What Okay, well, A, I guess it's good that this happened.
Speaker 2: It's not good, but it's good. Better that it happened
Speaker 2: now before, Like, I don't know, they got married and
Speaker 2: had kids.
Speaker 3: They all made it out safely. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 3: strong reaction to, you know, perhaps some heat with the
Speaker 3: soon to be relatives.
Speaker 2: Were the burgers overcooked?
Speaker 3: Says there was some sort of barbecue, some sort of
Speaker 3: disagreement and words were exchanged and he was asked to leave.
Speaker 3: And I guess that's what set him off to set
Speaker 3: the fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was drinking and then he got a little crazy,
Speaker 2: and he probably saw the gas cans in the garage
Speaker 2: and said, hurricane seasons over. They don't need to run
Speaker 2: the generator. I'm going to burn their house down. You
Speaker 2: don't come back from this one. Oh God, there's no
Speaker 2: coming back.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: And if she takes it, because sometimes sometimes people will
Speaker 2: take back that guy or that girl or never.
Speaker 3: She may not even cut it off because of this,
Speaker 3: that would be a bad move on her part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and sometimes that happens. I knew people growing up
Speaker 2: that were like that with women and then on the
Speaker 2: other side with men. All Right, here's the text line.
Speaker 3: Boy, back to the hamburger helper stroking off with almond milk.
Speaker 2: I tend to chug a gallon of chocolate almond milk
Speaker 2: from time to time somebody else. So basically, Bob just
Speaker 2: made a new story of idiotology. Yeah that is idiotic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why I couldn't hold back on something like that.
Speaker 2: When I get information like that, somebody else add a
Speaker 2: little chi chillo, the hot sauce and or sour cream
Speaker 2: for a nice touch. Beef almond off. No, yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm with you.
Speaker 2: This person's an almond milk. Oh No, that's somebody else.
Speaker 2: That's that's the person that use the h day phrase
Speaker 2: that we don't use on the show. Boy uh nut
Speaker 2: juice with beef and noodles. Ugh, next time do velvetas
Speaker 2: drugging off? What a shame? Taco for shame, taco for shame.
Speaker 2: And then somebody else you wouldn't even needed milk for tacos.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that. Yep, somebody else throw me
Speaker 2: the red card now, not even any yellow.
Speaker 3: You've been kicked out of the game and band for
Speaker 3: the next match.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, so sad almond milk in your home. WTF bwo,
Speaker 2: that's Termpike Tuger.
Speaker 3: Let us sit in, folks, just let it sink in.
Speaker 3: I know it's early. It's to have information like this
Speaker 3: dumped on you.
Speaker 2: You know, the thank you for calling me out, because
Speaker 2: I'll call you out on it. Two.
Speaker 3: In other firebug news, a woman in Grease has been
Speaker 3: arrested and charged with multiple arsons. She quote enjoyed watching
Speaker 3: firefighters and flirting with them.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's a female firebugs.
Speaker 3: Why she intentionally set multiple fires over a period of time? Okay, now, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's getting her thirty six months in prison in one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars euro fine. So normally forty four year old
Speaker 3: female firebug in grease.
Speaker 2: Normally it's a gentleman sitting there in the sweatpants flicking
Speaker 2: the lighter aka flicking the lighter in his pocket while
Speaker 2: he looks at his handiwork, what's she doing? Just figure eights?
Speaker 2: A tickle in the flint?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta sell you this text. I don't
Speaker 2: want to read it out. The second one down. Now,
Speaker 2: somebody's taking my sexuality over almond milk.
Speaker 3: Come on, little things. Sometimes it's the littlest details that
Speaker 3: can just drag you down. Man.
Speaker 2: I gotta hey, what happened with the Lynch and Taco show?
Speaker 3: They had a falling out.
Speaker 2: Over almond milk beef stroking off made with almond milk.
Speaker 3: I just shut all the things to break up over
Speaker 3: the listeners demanded it.
Speaker 2: They had a twenty seven eight year run and almond
Speaker 2: milk stroging off did it. That's what the firebugs doing,
Speaker 2: strogging off and real quick.
Speaker 3: I want to throw this one in here. More on this.
Speaker 3: You can see the footage for yourself. Family in Guadalajara, Mexico.
Speaker 3: Family of scammers going to a fairly nice restaurant there, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and decide they don't want to pay for their meal
Speaker 3: and the best way to do that would be to
Speaker 3: release some cockroaches that you brought with you onto the plates.
Speaker 2: So not cool.
Speaker 3: Caught them on video with this. But the owner I
Speaker 3: got to the owner. This disappoints me. The owner just
Speaker 3: told them to be on their way and they get
Speaker 3: away without paying because he didn't want to face the
Speaker 3: potential scandal from the fallouts.
Speaker 2: But now he's in the news anyway.
Speaker 3: Yes, because obviously folks heard about this and they're like,
Speaker 3: what are you crazy, man?
Speaker 2: You're totally in the right. DW take care of that too,
Speaker 2: though it didn't really hold water anymore. Yah's I'm an
Speaker 2: almond milker boy.
Speaker 3: Taco, you still got the most four hours, over four
Speaker 3: hours to recover from this this morning.
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