WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another

2
00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:09.039
<v Speaker 1>edition of Idiotology. We let youa taco one O one

3
00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:12.720
<v Speaker 1>one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots. I'm just

4
00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:16.120
<v Speaker 1>a reminder final week for our flyaway opportunities for you

5
00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:18.239
<v Speaker 1>and a guest to join us in Vegas for our

6
00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:21.359
<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio Music festival at the end of the month. Uh

7
00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:24.160
<v Speaker 1>chances at nine O five, one oh five and five

8
00:00:24.199 --> 00:00:27.160
<v Speaker 1>oh five you get keywords, then you'll text off to

9
00:00:27.160 --> 00:00:29.120
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and two hundred to get entered and you

10
00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.239
<v Speaker 1>can enter each time.

11
00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:33.479
<v Speaker 2>Will remind you when we get closer.

12
00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:36.719
<v Speaker 3>That comes with one thousand dollars if you win. Yeah.

13
00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:37.759
<v Speaker 3>So look at it like this.

14
00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:41.439
<v Speaker 2>You're getting a fly with a Vegas one thousand dollars

15
00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:43.600
<v Speaker 2>spending money, You're getting put up in a hotel room,

16
00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:45.799
<v Speaker 2>and oh, you get to see a huge concert with

17
00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:49.719
<v Speaker 2>such a mass amount of bands including uh the Black

18
00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:50.479
<v Speaker 2>Crosy Plan.

19
00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I Uh.

20
00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:54.119
<v Speaker 3>I think it's appropriate that I share with the audience

21
00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:00.880
<v Speaker 3>the deep disappointment I feel with you right now, Taco Bob,

22
00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:02.000
<v Speaker 3>after you confessed a.

23
00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:07.680
<v Speaker 2>What about the new toilet, I got no no, So

24
00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Taco told me he made hamburger helper last night?

25
00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:15.120
<v Speaker 3>Which kind? And he said beef strogan off, which, by

26
00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:19.599
<v Speaker 3>the way, in lieu of actual making beef stroganoff is fine,

27
00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:22.799
<v Speaker 3>And I would argue one of the go to Hamburger

28
00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:23.920
<v Speaker 3>helper flavors.

29
00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:27.319
<v Speaker 2>May I interject here, I have not made Hamburger helper

30
00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:31.599
<v Speaker 2>in at least ten years, and it's.

31
00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:34.760
<v Speaker 3>Fine in a pinch, It's god it well, I didn't

32
00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:36.680
<v Speaker 3>love it. It was gonna be great. This is where,

33
00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:39.519
<v Speaker 3>this is where a little part of me died inside.

34
00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I know me too. Yesterday when I was eating it.

35
00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:46.760
<v Speaker 3>The key element is the sauce, which, if you're familiar

36
00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:50.959
<v Speaker 3>with Hamburger Helper beef stroganoff, the powder packet needs to

37
00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:51.879
<v Speaker 3>be mixed.

38
00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:57.200
<v Speaker 2>With milk, milk, water and whatever else used.

39
00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:00.799
<v Speaker 3>Almond milk didn't have regular milk, and.

40
00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It just it does it.

41
00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:06.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, dude, I know that's I's a culinary violation.

42
00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I am not an almond milk individual. I see it

43
00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:14.840
<v Speaker 2>sitting on the counter for an hour in my wife

44
00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:17.400
<v Speaker 2>because oh it can stay on the counter, and I

45
00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:20.479
<v Speaker 2>just I go, that's not natural. But I had to

46
00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:24.280
<v Speaker 2>use yesterday because I was so busy multitasking that I

47
00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:27.840
<v Speaker 2>could not get up and buy real milk. Almost asked

48
00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.120
<v Speaker 2>my daughter's boyfriend to pick up milk on the way

49
00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:33.680
<v Speaker 2>over for dinner. And I went from tacos I was

50
00:02:33.719 --> 00:02:39.120
<v Speaker 2>gonna cook taco Tuesday to strogan off with no with

51
00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:42.319
<v Speaker 2>with almond milk. I know, I know, and I know

52
00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.159
<v Speaker 2>the jokes are gonna put on the text line that

53
00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:47.439
<v Speaker 2>you can't milk an almond, and almonds don't have nipples,

54
00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:48.159
<v Speaker 2>so it's not real.

55
00:02:48.319 --> 00:02:50.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if the average listener right now

56
00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.560
<v Speaker 3>is gonna have the energy or the wherewithal to even

57
00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:56.680
<v Speaker 3>muster up a text at this point with the grave

58
00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:58.759
<v Speaker 3>disappointment in you.

59
00:02:58.879 --> 00:03:05.879
<v Speaker 2>Right, this came in failed Bob, failed, somebody else. Double cheeseburger,

60
00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:07.039
<v Speaker 2>macaroni hamburger. Help.

61
00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:07.680
<v Speaker 3>That's solid.

62
00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:07.919
<v Speaker 2>Two.

63
00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:09.360
<v Speaker 3>That is a solid go to.

64
00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Haven't again, I haven't made it in ten years. But

65
00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:15.039
<v Speaker 2>if you remember in the in the packet there are

66
00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:18.719
<v Speaker 2>two servings you know what I'm getting at two different

67
00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:22.439
<v Speaker 2>The one that I got, well, it has it has

68
00:03:22.439 --> 00:03:24.840
<v Speaker 2>two packs of noodles, two packs or whatever. So oh

69
00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:25.960
<v Speaker 2>it is a dual pack.

70
00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:26.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

71
00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:28.039
<v Speaker 2>I would have had to use two pounds of ground

72
00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:29.439
<v Speaker 2>beef in it if I did it all.

73
00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:31.479
<v Speaker 3>You have time to make good though the next time

74
00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:32.479
<v Speaker 3>you make That's my point.

75
00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:33.360
<v Speaker 2>I still have another.

76
00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:34.840
<v Speaker 3>I might just do it tonight.

77
00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I might throw it this whole batch and say, hey

78
00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:39.879
<v Speaker 2>to my kid, this is how it should be to

79
00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:42.960
<v Speaker 2>make good. Yeah, I think I might. I don't know.

80
00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:44.479
<v Speaker 2>I threw it up in the sink. To be honest

81
00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:47.479
<v Speaker 2>with you, I was brushing my tongue in literal too deep.

82
00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:53.879
<v Speaker 3>Man was arrested, Yeah, I know. Man was arrested early

83
00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:58.080
<v Speaker 3>yesterday morning. This is coming off of a Labor Day

84
00:03:58.319 --> 00:04:05.520
<v Speaker 3>dispute slash argument. Is at the parents of his girlfriend's house. Okay, so, okay,

85
00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:08.919
<v Speaker 3>she's he's over with her at mom and dad's house

86
00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:11.879
<v Speaker 3>on Labor Day forget together. Got it totally? Yeah, barbecue

87
00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:15.479
<v Speaker 3>and all that. Some sort of disagreement happened, words were exchanged.

88
00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like this happened late Monday, early Tuesday morning. He

89
00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:24.720
<v Speaker 3>allegedly set fire to the girlfriend's parents home in South Brunswick,

90
00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.439
<v Speaker 3>New Jersey, three o'clock in the morning. He's been arrested

91
00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:28.680
<v Speaker 3>for that.

92
00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:33.560
<v Speaker 2>What Okay, well, A, I guess it's good that this happened.

93
00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.199
<v Speaker 2>It's not good, but it's good. Better that it happened

94
00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:38.800
<v Speaker 2>now before, Like, I don't know, they got married and

95
00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:39.439
<v Speaker 2>had kids.

96
00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:42.079
<v Speaker 3>They all made it out safely. Yeah, this is a

97
00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:45.079
<v Speaker 3>strong reaction to, you know, perhaps some heat with the

98
00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:46.439
<v Speaker 3>soon to be relatives.

99
00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:49.959
<v Speaker 2>Were the burgers overcooked?

100
00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Says there was some sort of barbecue, some sort of

101
00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.879
<v Speaker 3>disagreement and words were exchanged and he was asked to leave.

102
00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:59.360
<v Speaker 3>And I guess that's what set him off to set

103
00:04:59.399 --> 00:04:59.800
<v Speaker 3>the fire.

104
00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was drinking and then he got a little crazy,

105
00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:04.439
<v Speaker 2>and he probably saw the gas cans in the garage

106
00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:08.639
<v Speaker 2>and said, hurricane seasons over. They don't need to run

107
00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:11.199
<v Speaker 2>the generator. I'm going to burn their house down. You

108
00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:14.160
<v Speaker 2>don't come back from this one. Oh God, there's no

109
00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:14.759
<v Speaker 2>coming back.

110
00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:14.920
<v Speaker 1>No.

111
00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:19.079
<v Speaker 2>And if she takes it, because sometimes sometimes people will

112
00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:21.920
<v Speaker 2>take back that guy or that girl or never.

113
00:05:22.079 --> 00:05:23.800
<v Speaker 3>She may not even cut it off because of this,

114
00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:25.399
<v Speaker 3>that would be a bad move on her part.

115
00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and sometimes that happens. I knew people growing up

116
00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:31.279
<v Speaker 2>that were like that with women and then on the

117
00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:33.800
<v Speaker 2>other side with men. All Right, here's the text line.

118
00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:38.160
<v Speaker 3>Boy, back to the hamburger helper stroking off with almond milk.

119
00:05:38.360 --> 00:05:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I tend to chug a gallon of chocolate almond milk

120
00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:47.240
<v Speaker 2>from time to time somebody else. So basically, Bob just

121
00:05:47.319 --> 00:05:51.839
<v Speaker 2>made a new story of idiotology. Yeah that is idiotic. Yeah,

122
00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:54.519
<v Speaker 2>that's why I couldn't hold back on something like that.

123
00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:57.120
<v Speaker 2>When I get information like that, somebody else add a

124
00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:01.959
<v Speaker 2>little chi chillo, the hot sauce and or sour cream

125
00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:06.680
<v Speaker 2>for a nice touch. Beef almond off. No, yeah, I know,

126
00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:07.279
<v Speaker 2>I know.

127
00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:08.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm with you.

128
00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:11.120
<v Speaker 2>This person's an almond milk. Oh No, that's somebody else.

129
00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:14.959
<v Speaker 2>That's that's the person that use the h day phrase

130
00:06:14.959 --> 00:06:17.480
<v Speaker 2>that we don't use on the show. Boy uh nut

131
00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:22.519
<v Speaker 2>juice with beef and noodles. Ugh, next time do velvetas

132
00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:28.279
<v Speaker 2>drugging off? What a shame? Taco for shame, taco for shame.

133
00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:31.160
<v Speaker 2>And then somebody else you wouldn't even needed milk for tacos.

134
00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.360
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think about that. Yep, somebody else throw me

135
00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:36.279
<v Speaker 2>the red card now, not even any yellow.

136
00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:39.839
<v Speaker 3>You've been kicked out of the game and band for

137
00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:40.560
<v Speaker 3>the next match.

138
00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:46.959
<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, so sad almond milk in your home. WTF bwo,

139
00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:49.160
<v Speaker 2>that's Termpike Tuger.

140
00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Let us sit in, folks, just let it sink in.

141
00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:55.800
<v Speaker 3>I know it's early. It's to have information like this

142
00:06:55.959 --> 00:06:56.560
<v Speaker 3>dumped on you.

143
00:06:58.279 --> 00:06:59.839
<v Speaker 2>You know, the thank you for calling me out, because

144
00:06:59.839 --> 00:07:00.959
<v Speaker 2>I'll call you out on it. Two.

145
00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:04.519
<v Speaker 3>In other firebug news, a woman in Grease has been

146
00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:14.000
<v Speaker 3>arrested and charged with multiple arsons. She quote enjoyed watching

147
00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:16.079
<v Speaker 3>firefighters and flirting with them.

148
00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's a female firebugs.

149
00:07:18.959 --> 00:07:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Why she intentionally set multiple fires over a period of time? Okay, now, yeah,

150
00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:27.759
<v Speaker 3>it's getting her thirty six months in prison in one

151
00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:33.000
<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars euro fine. So normally forty four year old

152
00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:34.560
<v Speaker 3>female firebug in grease.

153
00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Normally it's a gentleman sitting there in the sweatpants flicking

154
00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:41.600
<v Speaker 2>the lighter aka flicking the lighter in his pocket while

155
00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:48.399
<v Speaker 2>he looks at his handiwork, what's she doing? Just figure eights?

156
00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:49.720
<v Speaker 2>A tickle in the flint?

157
00:07:52.759 --> 00:07:53.000
<v Speaker 1>You know?

158
00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I gotta sell you this text. I don't

159
00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:04.240
<v Speaker 2>want to read it out. The second one down. Now,

160
00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.920
<v Speaker 2>somebody's taking my sexuality over almond milk.

161
00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Come on, little things. Sometimes it's the littlest details that

162
00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:16.560
<v Speaker 3>can just drag you down. Man.

163
00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:19.720
<v Speaker 2>I gotta hey, what happened with the Lynch and Taco show?

164
00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:20.879
<v Speaker 3>They had a falling out.

165
00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Over almond milk beef stroking off made with almond milk.

166
00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.560
<v Speaker 3>I just shut all the things to break up over

167
00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:28.800
<v Speaker 3>the listeners demanded it.

168
00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:34.279
<v Speaker 2>They had a twenty seven eight year run and almond

169
00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:39.200
<v Speaker 2>milk stroging off did it. That's what the firebugs doing,

170
00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:41.480
<v Speaker 2>strogging off and real quick.

171
00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.120
<v Speaker 3>I want to throw this one in here. More on this.

172
00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:48.159
<v Speaker 3>You can see the footage for yourself. Family in Guadalajara, Mexico.

173
00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Family of scammers going to a fairly nice restaurant there, Yeah,

174
00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:55.039
<v Speaker 3>and decide they don't want to pay for their meal

175
00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:56.559
<v Speaker 3>and the best way to do that would be to

176
00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:01.360
<v Speaker 3>release some cockroaches that you brought with you onto the plates.

177
00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:03.840
<v Speaker 2>So not cool.

178
00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:06.519
<v Speaker 3>Caught them on video with this. But the owner I

179
00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:09.960
<v Speaker 3>got to the owner. This disappoints me. The owner just

180
00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:12.360
<v Speaker 3>told them to be on their way and they get

181
00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:15.120
<v Speaker 3>away without paying because he didn't want to face the

182
00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:17.639
<v Speaker 3>potential scandal from the fallouts.

183
00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:19.559
<v Speaker 2>But now he's in the news anyway.

184
00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:21.919
<v Speaker 3>Yes, because obviously folks heard about this and they're like,

185
00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:23.039
<v Speaker 3>what are you crazy, man?

186
00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:27.960
<v Speaker 2>You're totally in the right. DW take care of that too,

187
00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:32.000
<v Speaker 2>though it didn't really hold water anymore. Yah's I'm an

188
00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.159
<v Speaker 2>almond milker boy.

189
00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:38.639
<v Speaker 3>Taco, you still got the most four hours, over four

190
00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:40.759
<v Speaker 3>hours to recover from this this morning.

191
00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:47.039
<v Speaker 2>Deep breath, people breath. Listen Taco on demand, download the

192
00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.320
<v Speaker 2>IRT Radio app. All right, hey, listen