Speaker 1: It couldn't be getting any more pivotal in the TLFX
Speaker 1: Games King of the Cast Tournament. Hi everybody, I'm Sean Mooney.
Speaker 1: Welcome back in to the TLFX Games event center. Brought
Speaker 1: to you as the entire tournament has been by our
Speaker 1: friends at garage beer, beer, flavored beer, small batch, smooth drinking.
Speaker 1: The garage is always open and it's not open for debate.
Speaker 1: Who it's come down to in this tournament to determine
Speaker 1: the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Fan
Speaker 1: Wrestling Podcast. In celebration of the cast's ten year anniversary,
Speaker 1: it has come down, ladies and gentlemen, to our final four.
Speaker 1: The stakes couldn't be higher, And in our first collision
Speaker 1: in this final four showdown, it's Lapsed of Jesse Ventura,
Speaker 1: of course, the former governor of Minnesota and legend around
Speaker 1: these parts. Heard recently a sizzle reel, if you will,
Speaker 1: of some of the great highlights that the Body and
Speaker 1: Lapsed Form has brought to the tf airwaves over the years.
Speaker 1: He's got that behind him, He's got that as a
Speaker 1: tailwind going into the collision of a lifetime against the
Speaker 1: nonchalant Evan Nash. They wouldn't think laps Nashed could care
Speaker 1: about anything less than winning a tournament like this, Yet
Speaker 1: here he stands on the precipice of triumph. Of course,
Speaker 1: here in the X Games event center, we're going to
Speaker 1: hear from both sides of the contest, and with only
Speaker 1: precious few matchups to go, we turn it first the lapse.
Speaker 2: Jesse, I stand here in front of you as a
Speaker 2: third party candidate, but I stand before you as well
Speaker 2: as the number one tlf Keny of the cast because
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, in this tournament they allowed me.
Speaker 2: In the debates. They said, hey, you know what, Jesse,
Speaker 2: you got a chance. Jesse, you want to come up,
Speaker 2: you want to prove yourself, Come on on board, show
Speaker 2: them what you got and show them that you can win.
Speaker 2: And I've done just that. I look at my past matchups,
Speaker 2: much like my political care You know, I started out,
Speaker 2: I started out very low. I faced Ollie Anderson, you know,
Speaker 2: a very worthy competitor, a worthy opponent, no doubt. But
Speaker 2: you know what I speak for the people. I speak
Speaker 2: for the United States of America, and I do not
Speaker 2: support the government of the United States because they keep
Speaker 2: secrets from us, and so I said, only you don't
Speaker 2: have what it takes to face the third party. And
Speaker 2: so I won. And then I faced some guy from
Speaker 2: the media. The media has been on me for years.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I take on the media
Speaker 2: every goddamn day. And you know what happened. I won.
Speaker 2: I debate the media and I win. And then Andre
Speaker 2: the Giant a legend of his own, one of the
Speaker 2: greatest of all time. But you know what, there's one
Speaker 2: thing he does have, and that's a body. You want
Speaker 2: to know why, because he's dead six feet under Jesse
Speaker 2: the body is alive and well, living in Mexico, off
Speaker 2: the grid. Oh, I went back. I'll tell you that
Speaker 2: right now. I went back when it came to Andre
Speaker 2: the Giant. I went back to the way that I
Speaker 2: was back in the nineteen eighties. And you know what,
Speaker 2: I kicked his ass and Jesse the Body Ventur is
Speaker 2: going to do just that with Kevin Nash. Now, he
Speaker 2: may know all the roadways. Hey, you know what, he
Speaker 2: may even know the roadways of Minnesota better than I do.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm a patriot. I am a
Speaker 2: United States patriot. I believe in freedom. I believe in
Speaker 2: the right to choose who's going to be the right
Speaker 2: victor and who is the King of the Cast. And
Speaker 2: you're looking at Jesse the Mind, Jesse the Body, and
Speaker 2: Jesse the King Ventura.
Speaker 1: Strong words from one of the best wordsmiths we've ever
Speaker 1: seen in professional wrestling and the word Wrestling Federation, Jesse
Speaker 1: the Body Ventura bringing it in every sense of the term.
Speaker 1: Looking upon this final four bracketing and the King of
Speaker 1: the Cast tournament and of course his opposition, Lapsed Kevin Nash,
Speaker 1: who has nonchalanted his way all the way to this
Speaker 1: final four bracketing, defeating the likes of so many luminaries
Speaker 1: from fritzman Erik to Lanny Poffo and the Bridge Bulldog.
Speaker 1: Now let's turn to Lapsed Nash.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't mind telling you the fact that
Speaker 3: this has been easy street and I know all about
Speaker 3: the streets, and you want to know something, I don't
Speaker 3: mind letting you in on a little secret, all right.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what I've done in the past. I
Speaker 3: know exactly how I've gotten to places, and you know
Speaker 3: what fuck it I get there because I fucking know
Speaker 3: how to weasel my way in. Jesse the Body Ventura,
Speaker 3: you know man, you wy be making the roads up
Speaker 3: from Minnesota. That's great, man, But you know, and I
Speaker 3: get a straight shot up from Florida up by ninety five.
Speaker 3: I'm just taking a straight shot right up the coast,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to get that fucking King of the Cast.
Speaker 3: You know why, because I don't fucking care and it's
Speaker 3: fucking fake anyway, So I say, who better than the
Speaker 3: fucking King of the Road.
Speaker 1: What a collision of philosophies, of outlooks and of mindsets.
Speaker 1: King of the Cast tournament folks were down to the
Speaker 1: final four, and you want to keep a block to
Speaker 1: the Lapsed Fan's social media accounts, in particular at the
Speaker 1: Lapsed Man on x, where information will be forthcoming from
Speaker 1: what we understand here for the date to decide who
Speaker 1: will be the final two participants in what has been
Speaker 1: an epic thirty two men and women struggle from the
Speaker 1: very beginning. Who will be the greatest character in the
Speaker 1: history of the Lapse Fan podcast in celebration of tl
Speaker 1: f X. Your chance to vote is on the horizon.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time for the other half of
Speaker 1: our final four in the tl f X Games Events