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<v Speaker 1>It couldn't be getting any more pivotal in the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games King of the Cast Tournament. Hi everybody, I'm Sean Mooney.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back in to the TLFX Games event center. Brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you as the entire tournament has been by our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at garage beer, beer, flavored beer, small batch, smooth drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>The garage is always open and it's not open for debate.

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<v Speaker 1>Who it's come down to in this tournament to determine

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Fan

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<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Podcast. In celebration of the cast's ten year anniversary,

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<v Speaker 1>it has come down, ladies and gentlemen, to our final four.

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<v Speaker 1>The stakes couldn't be higher, And in our first collision

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<v Speaker 1>in this final four showdown, it's Lapsed of Jesse Ventura,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, the former governor of Minnesota and legend around

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<v Speaker 1>these parts. Heard recently a sizzle reel, if you will,

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<v Speaker 1>of some of the great highlights that the Body and

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Form has brought to the tf airwaves over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got that behind him, He's got that as a

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<v Speaker 1>tailwind going into the collision of a lifetime against the

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<v Speaker 1>nonchalant Evan Nash. They wouldn't think laps Nashed could care

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<v Speaker 1>about anything less than winning a tournament like this, Yet

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<v Speaker 1>here he stands on the precipice of triumph. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>here in the X Games event center, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from both sides of the contest, and with only

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<v Speaker 1>precious few matchups to go, we turn it first the lapse.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse, I stand here in front of you as a

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<v Speaker 2>third party candidate, but I stand before you as well

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<v Speaker 2>as the number one tlf Keny of the cast because

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what, in this tournament they allowed me.

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<v Speaker 2>In the debates. They said, hey, you know what, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>you got a chance. Jesse, you want to come up,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to prove yourself, Come on on board, show

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<v Speaker 2>them what you got and show them that you can win.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've done just that. I look at my past matchups,

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<v Speaker 2>much like my political care You know, I started out,

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<v Speaker 2>I started out very low. I faced Ollie Anderson, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a very worthy competitor, a worthy opponent, no doubt. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I speak for the people. I speak

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<v Speaker 2>for the United States of America, and I do not

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<v Speaker 2>support the government of the United States because they keep

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<v Speaker 2>secrets from us, and so I said, only you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have what it takes to face the third party. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I won. And then I faced some guy from

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<v Speaker 2>the media. The media has been on me for years.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you know what, I take on the media

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<v Speaker 2>every goddamn day. And you know what happened. I won.

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<v Speaker 2>I debate the media and I win. And then Andre

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<v Speaker 2>the Giant a legend of his own, one of the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest of all time. But you know what, there's one

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<v Speaker 2>thing he does have, and that's a body. You want

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<v Speaker 2>to know why, because he's dead six feet under Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>the body is alive and well, living in Mexico, off

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<v Speaker 2>the grid. Oh, I went back. I'll tell you that

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I went back when it came to Andre

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<v Speaker 2>the Giant. I went back to the way that I

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<v Speaker 2>was back in the nineteen eighties. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I kicked his ass and Jesse the Body Ventur is

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<v Speaker 2>going to do just that with Kevin Nash. Now, he

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<v Speaker 2>may know all the roadways. Hey, you know what, he

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<v Speaker 2>may even know the roadways of Minnesota better than I do.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, I'm a patriot. I am a

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<v Speaker 2>United States patriot. I believe in freedom. I believe in

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<v Speaker 2>the right to choose who's going to be the right

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<v Speaker 2>victor and who is the King of the Cast. And

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<v Speaker 2>you're looking at Jesse the Mind, Jesse the Body, and

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse the King Ventura.

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<v Speaker 1>Strong words from one of the best wordsmiths we've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in professional wrestling and the word Wrestling Federation, Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>the Body Ventura bringing it in every sense of the term.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking upon this final four bracketing and the King of

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<v Speaker 1>the Cast tournament and of course his opposition, Lapsed Kevin Nash,

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<v Speaker 1>who has nonchalanted his way all the way to this

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<v Speaker 1>final four bracketing, defeating the likes of so many luminaries

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<v Speaker 1>from fritzman Erik to Lanny Poffo and the Bridge Bulldog.

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<v Speaker 1>Now let's turn to Lapsed Nash.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't mind telling you the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>this has been easy street and I know all about

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<v Speaker 3>the streets, and you want to know something, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mind letting you in on a little secret, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I know exactly what I've done in the past. I

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<v Speaker 3>know exactly how I've gotten to places, and you know

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<v Speaker 3>what fuck it I get there because I fucking know

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<v Speaker 3>how to weasel my way in. Jesse the Body Ventura,

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<v Speaker 3>you know man, you wy be making the roads up

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<v Speaker 3>from Minnesota. That's great, man, But you know, and I

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<v Speaker 3>get a straight shot up from Florida up by ninety five.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just taking a straight shot right up the coast,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm going to get that fucking King of the Cast.

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<v Speaker 3>You know why, because I don't fucking care and it's

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<v Speaker 3>fucking fake anyway, So I say, who better than the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking King of the Road.

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<v Speaker 1>What a collision of philosophies, of outlooks and of mindsets.

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<v Speaker 1>King of the Cast tournament folks were down to the

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<v Speaker 1>final four, and you want to keep a block to

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<v Speaker 1>the Lapsed Fan's social media accounts, in particular at the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Man on x, where information will be forthcoming from

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<v Speaker 1>what we understand here for the date to decide who

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<v Speaker 1>will be the final two participants in what has been

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<v Speaker 1>an epic thirty two men and women struggle from the

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<v Speaker 1>very beginning. Who will be the greatest character in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of the Lapse Fan podcast in celebration of tl

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<v Speaker 1>f X. Your chance to vote is on the horizon.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next time for the other half of

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<v Speaker 1>our final four in the tl f X Games Events