Speaker 1: For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world.
Speaker 2: This is the man. Eve silto cool.
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I thought you're asking.
Speaker 2: Ah, welcome to Where Winners Win. It's our by yearly show.
We are back.
Speaker 4: W NBA draft guys. Let's get into it. We excited
a lot.
Speaker 5: And congratulations to the Dodgers on the World Series.
Speaker 4: Thank Let's say go bye to Pollyanna. She passed in
the World Series.
Speaker 6: Want to congratulate. I just want to congratulate President Trump
on that hard thought campaign.
Speaker 2: He was Congratulations Trump, Thank you, dude, thank you.
Speaker 5: And I who saw that January sixth thing come down
the pipes?
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 4: And what's up with the fucking South? Well they keep slavery.
It's like, get the fuck out of here, dude.
Speaker 6: I heard the Ukraine. I heard the Ukraine was gonna
be invaded. I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's crazy. I said, what they're going
to do to Jesus? I heard, like, do you hear
what they did?
Speaker 5: What lied about him?
Speaker 2: Said that he was step step They said that he
was white.
Speaker 4: Johnny has so many rooms in his house. Every podcast
is a new room. It's just a new room.
Speaker 2: Johnny's living in a thousand bed. Do you know what?
Do you know?
Speaker 6: What it really is is when I was at home,
like visiting family, I just have the backdrop for the
apartment that I don't live in anymore. So I just
have that.
Speaker 2: Oh Johnny, I'm sorry. When it's time to change, you
have to read.
Speaker 5: Who you are and what.
Speaker 2: You to No no no no no no no.
Speaker 6: No no no no.
Speaker 2: If I missed you, buddy, I missed you.
Speaker 5: I didn't think you had that in you Johnny. Now
I haven't. We haven't asked him as house since you
moved into this giant.
Speaker 6: Man we have we have, we have.
Speaker 2: He has a dude.
Speaker 4: He has a sex dungeon where he makes his wife
his girlfriend do weird ship dude. Let's see it, Yeah,
show us, show us all the glory holes.
Speaker 6: We have to get everybody signed n d as down there.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody in the chat has to sign one too, right, yeah,
I don't have time for that. Guys, put your emails
in the in the in the chat, and Johnny will
send you, uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one of you five cash whoever sent the emails.
Speaker 2: Right now, right now, send some just as something.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna stay away from the chat because people
get pissed. But man, what do you guys want to
get into football? The Clippers. I'm hot right now. I'm hot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Clippers. I love the title.
Speaker 5: It's a weird thing to have him go out like that.
Speaker 3: And they said that him and Tyron Loever are pretty
much not even on speaking terms, which then.
Speaker 6: Talking about if.
Speaker 2: Johnny let us talk, we're two Clipper fans.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but most people might not know.
Speaker 5: So kicked off the team in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 6: An all time great player and all time like a
no brainer Hall of famer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even all time great Clipper. You would probably put
him in your top five Clippers.
Speaker 2: Of all time. Yeah, problems, I mean ye, yeah, yeah,
it has to be.
Speaker 5: To do him dirty like that.
Speaker 3: And then they were saying that like him and Tyron Louhi,
by the way, are the same age.
Speaker 5: That's kind of like some dudes, is that right?
Speaker 3: They're not that far apart in age where I'm saying,
sixty five year coach. This isn't Papavitch coaching him, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 6: This is Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying they're not that far apart
in age.
Speaker 3: This is like if your dad, you're right, and you're
an adult and your mom starts banging some dude five
years older than you, and you're like, shut up, Rick,
You're not my dad, You're just Rick, you know what
I mean. So and then they said the team, they
basically have the team divided? Is that what you're here
and there?
Speaker 5: Sam?
Speaker 4: Okay, what I've heard is that things weren't going well
and Chris Paul wasn't happy with it, so he tried to,
let's say, make some suggestions and it wasn't appreciated.
Speaker 3: And so you're talking about a guy who's coming off
the bench. He's scoring like five points three assists a night,
so it's not like a huge, huge contributor.
Speaker 5: So the whole thing's weird.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, So here's my opinion.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you, gotta look at Chris Paul kind
of like a Karen in a weird way, right, Like
you know, Karen's, in my opinion, were like chicks who
were hot when they were young. They were really hot,
and then they just never had a personality. But they
were so hot that people put up with their shit,
and then they got older and people were like, you're
not hot anymore. We're not gonna put up with you
being a bitch. Okay, that's Chris Paul. Chris Paul was
a point god. Like he was an all time great.
Speaker 2: He's not. You can't put him past anyone who actually
won a chip right in terms of like, you know,
it's like who's bad if you went to a lot
of people, like who's better Tony Parker or Chris Paul
to be like Chris Paul not even close, dude, It's
like Tony Parker. Tony Parker. Yeah, Tony Parker is the
most disrespected, one of the most disrespected player of all time.
He's in there with Klay Thompson.
Speaker 4: You know, you could put him in with the Steve
Nash discussion, like greats who didn't win it, Jay Kids
above them, all that stuff. But he's an all time great.
But the problem is that he is a six foot
guy in the land of giants. So he had little
Man syndrome and he was just had he was just
had a thorny personality. But you put up with it
because he was so great. Well, he's not great anymore,
but he still has that personality.
Speaker 6: He did it went back to college. You remember he
punched what's his name for n C State and the
dick during a game and got ejected.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that. I do remember that. I do
remember that.
Speaker 6: And people just for gave him for that because of
what you said. It's the hot chicks syndrome. He's he
got away with it because he was a great player.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like you put up with it because he
put up with it because he was great. Now he's
not great, and now you still got this ornery, old,
little tiny guy and people were just over it.
Speaker 2: You remember, he got he got set away from Houston.
Remember he got traded to Houston, and then.
Speaker 4: He went on this kind of you know, because he
was just grinding James Harden at that time. And Harden
was over it because it was like super great Carden,
who was like this insane score of all time.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Let's see what's Let's watch dirty man, Chris Paul, Dirty man,
Chris Paul, everybody, dirty man, Chris Paul.
Speaker 1: Here we go, and this is it as it goes along,
and you see the punch my god, dude hand and
this is it as it goes along and you see.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was a really it was like
a door hut, like a bang like that. Uh So
that's what's going on.
Speaker 4: What people don't understand, Guys, when I say this is
I'm being dead honest. This might be literally the worst
season an NBA team has ever had. It's it's never
it's impossible. First of all, they're they're playing like crap
right now. And I I don't think Tyler is a
good coach. Everyone just keeps telling me what a great
coach is. He won one Lebron was like four, right
when Lebron was like the greatest thing we've ever seen
on a like just a juggernaut of a basketball player.
Speaker 2: Right, he was like in that kind of zone where
like you just couldn't deal with a six foot seven,
six foot eight, like just terminator. So like he won
with that guy, and everyone's like, oh my god, TYLERU,
you did it great? What happened to.
Speaker 4: Tyler as soon as Lebron jay Lem? He didn't even
last three weeks into the season.
Speaker 2: The next season they got instantly rid of them, and
then we picked them up.
Speaker 4: And it's just I asked this all the time. I
got yelled at on Clipper talk radio. I'm like, what
is the offensive offense that we run? What is the offense?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I go, what's the offense?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: What are we running? He goes, you mean like the
Princeton offense? I go, anything, Just give me something, tell
me what we run? And the guy didn't have anything,
and I hung up on him because he was annoying.
Speaker 6: It's all Ice Iso ball, hero shit, all Iso ball.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 4: He set a pick and like, I throw a jack
up of three or you know. And I love Harden.
If you o, Sam, if you could take James Harden
or Chris Paul and I'll even get Chris Paul in
his prime.
Speaker 2: Right versus James Harden. We have Now, I take James.
Speaker 4: Harden and a heartbeat, I would man's he's tall enough.
He's the problem with the Clippers back in the day
is that they had a bunch of midgets in the
back court who just like tiny ass dudes like Chris
Paul and JJ Reddick, and they got grinded down.
Speaker 2: So I love him. I love James Harden.
Speaker 4: Kawhi would be great, but he's he's mentally mashed potatoes.
Like if he if he if he has like if
he has to fart, he doesn't play, and he and
he comes from wild people, you know, he's like families,
like wild people.
Speaker 6: His sisters can.
Speaker 4: Jail right now for life for murder. She hurt her
sewing at an Indian casino. She's in life. So he's
a crazy person. And this is a So the Clippers
aren't good, all right, they aren't good. They don't own
their pick that's going to OKAC and I'm gonna get
into that that's going to OKAC. So they don't even
other pick the tank. And then on top of that
we have this sary cap scandal. Yeah, so it could
get even fucking worse, which how bad they are, I
guarantee the NBA is like we didn't find anything more good.
Speaker 6: The hilarious thing that means that you thought they were
ever gonna be good with the oldest roster in NBA history.
Speaker 3: I have bad feelings for this, and I know that
same feelings Sam, because the Falcons are like that traded
with the Rams for our first round pick because our
genius coach goes.
Speaker 5: I don't think we're gonna be picking in the top ten.
Speaker 3: Next year now with this team we got, well, guess
what rams are picking at nine with our first pick,
so we can't even tank.
Speaker 5: Horrible two quarterbacks, both.
Speaker 3: Of them can't play, and it's like you can't even
root for a tank. You're just like, I guess I'm
rooting for no one to get injured?
Speaker 6: And wait, are you out on penning? Now?
Speaker 2: Just lose, baby, just lose.
Speaker 5: By the way, Raiders mathematically eliminated next cut off.
Speaker 3: You're a Clipper, talk but you guys are the four
teams that's already out.
Speaker 5: I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: Keep talking Clippers.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so it's the worst trade ever.
Speaker 4: So so now you watch, you start to watch these
dynasties happen in the NBA, and you realize in anonymou anonymaly, anoma,
what's the word I'm trying to say, anomaly? Anomaly has
to happen for them to be great, right, like the Bulls, Okay,
the Bulls are great. They have to get lucky as shit.
That Portland's like Michael Jordan. We need Sam booie, right,
and they get Michael Jordan. Okay, fine, that happens. Players fall,
even though even though Bob Knight told the GM at
the at Portland going no matter what you do, you
have to draft Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: He goes, we need to center really bad. He goes,
then draft to Michael Jordan play center.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's how good he was, and they're like, now
we're gonna go with Sam Bowie.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: A crazy story is that Portland had offered to Houston
their pick.
Speaker 2: And I think it was Clyde Drexler for Ralph Sampson,
which would have mean that Houston it would have gotten
Michael Jordan and Clyde Drexler and they turned it down.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Dude?
Speaker 5: Man, Yeah, just goes to show you never know, you
never know.
Speaker 2: So so anyways, so the Bulls, uh, they get Jordan,
they win three in a row. They're great, right, then
Jordan goes by because of a betting scandal. Make no
doubts about that.
Speaker 4: He goes. If you watch his press conference, he's like,
if David Stern will have me back, I'll come back.
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, dude, got You're right.
Speaker 4: Well, why would David Stern tell one of the greatest
players like, we didn't realize how great Michael we knew
Michael Jordan was great, but we didn't.
Speaker 2: He still hadn't become the Michael Jordan. We know he'd
won three in a row, which was.
Speaker 4: Impressive, but to go in another three is even more impressive.
So anyways, he comes back and somehow the league, somehow
the Bulls convince Dennis rob convinced the Spurs to trade
Dennis Robin, who was having problems with the Spurs at
the time, Like like they were making a big national
thing about Dennis Robin on Spurs because he's like taking
his shoes off during the game.
Speaker 2: Everyone's how could you take your shoes off? Ter get
that's disrespectful the best stupid.
Speaker 4: Right, So he takes his shoes off, and somehow the
Bulls convinced the Spurs to do a Dennis Robin for
Will Purdue trade.
Speaker 5: I always loved Will Purdue too. I did love Will Purdue.
I mean, I mean it was a good trade, but
I mean.
Speaker 2: I love Will Purdue too. He's not Dennis Robin.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying I
haven't thought about Will produce. And he got traded.
Speaker 4: Basically, nobody has except for his mom and his kids.
Nobody's had thought about Will Purdue except for Punching Sports
that Will Purdue Podcasts of Record. Okay, we talk about
more Will Purdue than anybody else where.
Speaker 5: You could take You.
Speaker 3: Could take Will Produce shoes and take each one of
them and get them a boat.
Speaker 5: Slip and fucking Marina del Rey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you get his feet are.
Speaker 5: We're just fucking like it didn't even look human.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: You could take Will Produce shoes, bring them to a
lake and tell chicks you got a yacht and they
would bang you and Will Produce shoes.
Speaker 2: That's how big those shoes were. They would bang you
and Will Produce shoes. So anyways, so they get they
get Dance Romen. They would three more. Okay, great, So
then the next one is, uh, the Spurs, right, the
Spurs are doing it.
Speaker 4: They just can't get past either either it's Utah or
Houston they struggled against. And then suddenly, you know, they
make this trade for Dans Roman excuse me, for Dennis
for Will Purdue. And then Dennis Robin, I mean, Dave
Robinson goes down for an entire year. They're like that
one team West. They go down for an entire year.
Speaker 2: Uh, they have the worst record in the league and
they get Tim Duncan.
Speaker 4: Wow did that conveniently worked out for them? How lucky
are they? They just got a top five player of
all time. Unbelievable. They go on, they become another dynasty.
Then you could take a look at the Golden State Warriors. Right,
the Golden State Warriors. They have Mark Jackson. He's wrong
for this team. They get rid of him and they
get Steve Kerr. Okay, but but for some reason, at
this time, Steph Curry is having Steph Curry is having
feet baby, not a baby. He's married to a baby.
This chick is a crazy bitch, but she's dude. Tech
nine said, he hit it. It's like imagine if your
wife came out in public and said, Now, she didn't
say this, he said this, But imagine if he came
out in public that your wife banged anybody in the world.
It is tech tech three whatever his name, what's his name?
What's the clown wrapper? I mean, is there anyone else
in the world that you want to walk in on
your wife getting hammered by a Mexican clown wrapper?
Speaker 5: I mean, that's probably in the top hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean top.
Speaker 4: So so his beat her, he's They're like, I don't
know if he could stay healthy.
Speaker 2: He takes a cheaper deal, he gets a cheaper deal,
this all time great gets a cheaper deal, and right
at that time, Bang.
Speaker 4: The salary capture has this crazy jump for no reason
or it's an influx of cash.
Speaker 5: Bang.
Speaker 2: Guess who they get Kevin Durant.
Speaker 4: I mean, and so now you look at the the
the Oklahoma City thunder right, dude, this whole team is
built off the backs of Laurence Frank giving away the
house for Paul George. They've given away so much to
the OKAC that they should have a statue of Laurence Frank,
Kawhi Leonard, and Paul George outside of the of the
arena in OKAC.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude.
Speaker 4: And we're still paying it off, dude, we're still paying
it off.
Speaker 3: Oh, they got that fucking sweet ass stadium all set
up perfectly. It's like, all right, I spent the last
seven years building this championship kind of competitive team, and
and now we got this beautiful ass stadium, and now
the fucking product that they're putting on the floor is
just terrible.
Speaker 2: I Hey, dude, I I they the Clippers are desperate
for people to show up.
Speaker 4: They did like something where you can get a season ticket,
an entire season ticket for four hundred and like thirty
dollars or something for you do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought prison. I still haven't even gone.
Speaker 6: I was about to say, yeah, I know that, because
Dana is like, he bought season tickets to the Clippers
and hasn't been to a game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not once.
Speaker 5: What do you sell? Girl?
Speaker 2: Talk behind my back? Two chicks just gossiping.
Speaker 6: No, she just comes into the room and starts machine
gunning me and next to you every day every time.
Speaker 5: I can't see that at all. You can never see
that happening whatsoever?
Speaker 6: Legit we I mean, and we're just there like, oh
really okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Get your opinion on Uh. I know we were talking
the other day, but we didn't really talk about it.
You went to a not only a Raiders home game,
but that was your first time at a Raiders game
at that new stadium in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the first Raider game I've been to,
but that's the first Raider game in Vegas. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I bought so I went to see the last game
in oak Oakland, and then I bought tickets to the
first game in Vegas. But then COVID happened, and then
I got my money back, and then I went and
bought tickets to the next season's first game when they
first allowed people. But because they were doing you had
to have COVID pass, I didn't go, and I hated.
I was so pissed at them that I didn't even
sell my tickets. I'm like, you're not even gonna get
concessions from this show you.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna get my money backs. Yeah, and
let me hear your thoughts on the new stadium, because
I hear it's great. But I hear it they say
it's the most expensive NFL game by almost one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Not these tickets, dude, not these ones. But it was
a ship Bowl, dude.
Speaker 5: Would you go see?
Speaker 2: Uh? Because we did Vegas? Who went saw Raiders versus
Browns because Eddie's a huge Browns fan.
Speaker 5: He was loving. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: So we went. It's a gorgeous state when the Raider.
If the Raiders ever get good, that stadium is going
to rock bro It's gonna be fucking fire.
Speaker 6: It's also the parking is pretty easy because they just
have these huge lots. It's just all parking around it.
Speaker 2: It's it's the easiest to get in and out.
Speaker 5: Sh Uh.
Speaker 2: It took five minutes to get in five minutes to
get out.
Speaker 5: That's because it's Vegas.
Speaker 3: They want you fucking at the tables as soon as possible,
you know.
Speaker 6: No, truly. Yeah, I mean there's even that you can
walk to the casinos from there under and goes under
the ground on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Great.
Speaker 3: It's like I always said, I just wish I had
Vegas's electric bill for one month?
Speaker 2: What do you? My dad? What are you? My dad?
Speaker 5: Your dad always said that.
Speaker 2: I haven't fucking just have no He'd be like, if I
just have the electric bill for one day, that's all
I need, just one day, We'll never have to work again.
And I'm like, but I wish you could.
Speaker 3: What a weird thing to wish for, though, Like usually like, man,
if I just hit the lottery, because you could hit
the lottery, Vegas isn't gonna be like, you know what,
here's electric bill for one day?
Speaker 5: Going nutella?
Speaker 2: What if they gave him the electric bill and he
had to pay it. I didn't even get the money.
Do you hear it is five million dollars? He's like,
what what? What?
Speaker 3: I don't Johnny look up the Vegas electric bill for
one day?
Speaker 5: What that would cost? Is that something you could look up?
So rate it?
Speaker 3: To compare it to LA's new stadiumcause I know you've
been to that. Everyone says that's the best stadium.
Speaker 4: I would say that the Ram Stadium is slightly better,
and I mean slightly better.
Speaker 2: Wow, it is because the.
Speaker 4: Raiders Stadium is more compartmentized, do you know what I'm saying? Like,
you don't walk in just see the stadium. It's like,
go through this corridor, come here, Oh, you're here.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: The LA Stadium is like an experience. It's like an
indoor outdoor kind of tropical. It was kind of beach
kind of thing. Like it's yeah, Raiders.
Speaker 2: I mean the Ram Stadium literally feels like you're on
a that the Enterprise, the USS Enterprise. It feels like
a spaceship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great, and it's great for for concerts. I
thoroughly enjoyed the concerts I've seen there. The Rolling Stones
weren't great, but the in terms of their performance but
like when we saw Paul McCartney, I thought it was
absolutely amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a little I mean, there's nothing intimate about
it at all, but it's the experience and there's so
many They have so many boxes that you can get
a box for like really cheap, especially if you're a
Panthers fan. You know, when the Panthers come to town,
you can get a luxury box like a hundred bucks
or something, which is Yeah, I'm a fan of that place.
Speaker 2: It's I liked it. I like both of them. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Oh that's talking about rich people problems, Johnny. I mean,
what about rich people? You know, you gotta go that
way now.
Speaker 6: That was like two years ago. Also when the Panthers
had like.
Speaker 4: One way helicopter that it's a great place to land
your helicopter.
Speaker 2: When game It's so easy. Unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 6: That was when the Rams and the Panthers stunk.
Speaker 2: I have been actively rooting against the Raiders for the
last two games.
Speaker 5: I just want to be you mean to tank and
get a higher pick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want one of those. I want two of
the three. I would like to get one of the
two of the top three quarterbacks. I'm not really into
is it the Alabama guy. I'm not really into Oregon
in Indiana. I take either one of those guys. Obviously,
I personally would like the Indiana guy. He's taller by
two inches. I mean, you're talking six five sixty three.
They're still both pretty tall. But that's the guy I want.
Speaker 5: He's got a.
Speaker 3: Very funny he's a funny guy. They say he probably
has like a career in politics.
Speaker 6: Wait, who who?
Speaker 5: Menza for Indiana? But he has a linked in.
Speaker 3: Page for jobs all about him quarterbacking, and it's done
just like a real LinkedIn page with all of his
skill sets and all this, and then all the different
clips he posts in there are him hitting certain pass
routes on certain plays and reading certain defenses.
Speaker 5: It's pretty funny. You will be funny.
Speaker 3: It's like, he like, why would you even You don't
even need that you're gonna be a first round pick.
Speaker 6: But he's Today. Sorry, USA Today just posted their mock draft. Sam,
you won't love this.
Speaker 2: It's uh yeah, I know we're taking alignment.
Speaker 4: They want to stay. I'm saying this right now. I'm
saying this right now. If if we have a top
three pick and they take alignment. I will I'm thinking
about jumping shit.
Speaker 6: Well, dude, this is listening. I mean, they have the
Titans going with the defensemen from state Ohigo State Reece.
They have the Giants going with Caleb Downs also from
Ohigo State. The Saints taking Reuben Bain from Miami, and
then the Raiders picking at four and Kendrick Falk the
defensive end from Auburn. So taking quit. I'll yeah, the
third defensive end, you guys are taking with the fourth
so stupid.
Speaker 2: I'll quit the team. I'll quit, I'll quit.
Speaker 6: They have the Browns. They have the Browns taken Mendoza
at five, the first.
Speaker 2: Fake ass on one of those guys. I'm fucking Browns.
Speaker 3: The Browns, who have spent two fucking have two rookies
from this year on their team, and then they're gonna
take a quarterback. The Browns I think have had this
is some crazy stat since twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: I think they've started forty one quarterbacks.
Speaker 6: About to go back past that, go back to Tim
Couch and all that ship. I mean, they they were
in the in the woods.
Speaker 5: One team can just not get a quarterback, and.
Speaker 2: Hey, what are your thoughts on.
Speaker 6: How about shador even.
Speaker 5: I mean it's a small sample of what I mean,
he's had two.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think about what you've seen?
Speaker 5: C minus.
Speaker 3: He holds ball too long, he runs backwards all the time.
A lot of those rookies that were like uh uh,
I would say mobile quarterbacks but scrambled a bit left
and right.
Speaker 5: Man Zell have that problem.
Speaker 3: They come back and like, oh my god, the defensive
ends in the NFL are as fast as the DB's
of the shitty colleges.
Speaker 5: He used to do globetrotter shit on and he's learning
that now.
Speaker 3: I mean he's taking some you know, thirty three yard
loss on a sack, or he's running.
Speaker 2: If I'm the Browns, I use them both on linemen.
Speaker 4: If you can solidify that line, you can give anyone
back their chance a chance.
Speaker 3: Problem with him is that he's basically, you know, unless
he's a squeaky clean, thanking Jesus on every play, you know,
helping old ladies across the street, he's a Nepo baby
that people hate on like people hate on the Kardashians.
You know, he can't be if he's braggadocious, but you know,
like he's thinking like he's like wearing this legend shit
that he wears and all that, and like, you're you
haven't done anything. You have as many interceptions as touchdowns.
I mean, have be humble to show me that you
are in the goddamn quarterback room. You're listening, you're the
first one in, you're the last one to leave. Don't
show me wearing all your marketing campaigns and all your
line of clothing. I mean, he's more of an internet star.
He's more of an influencer than he is an NFL.
Speaker 6: Quarter He's like a he's like one of the Ball brothers,
but maybe with less talent than he's like Leangelo Ball.
Speaker 2: Well, what's really crazy is the Browns with a fifth
fifth round quarterback have has as many wins as the Titans,
who have the first pick in the draft. And I
still like cam Ward. I think Cam's Ward's gonna do great.
But again, okay, nothing, And it's like, hey, dude's a
defensive end for the Titans. How about get a line
so these guys don't get killed. What is the purpose
of getting the first pick in the draft us that
quarterback If this kid's getting annihilated every time? Dude, listen
to me. Your fans would be fine if you went
four and twelve in shootouts every time, right, If you're
scoring twenty eight points a game and you're still losing,
most fans will be fine with that. I mean, if
you're building a front.
Speaker 4: Obviously there's some teams that wouldn't because they're supposed to
be great. But if you got cam Moarten, you're going
one and sixteen or one and seventeen, whatever it is now,
and you got a line for him and you could block,
and you actually give that kid who can pass, he's
a great passer, give him a time to pass. And
you you only win four games, but you're in every
game with high total points.
Speaker 2: I think people will be fine with that.
Speaker 4: Okay, nobody gives a shit if your defense can stop everybody,
and like you basically want to the Cleveland at this point,
they have a great defense and he can't score ship
because their quarterbacks getting absolutely annihilated every week. You gotta
block for these guys. You gotta give him a fucking chance, dude.
Speaker 2: Every like, if you have a ship, if you have
a new quarterback, or you have any kind of quarterback, actually,
and you don't get this guy a line and you
have a murder defense. Nobody cares. It just means nothing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you saw. I mean, look, David Carr
could have been something I think and he was.
Speaker 2: That line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he never got right.
Speaker 2: He never see these teams.
Speaker 4: Let's say the Titans have their team, the Giants the quarterback,
the Giants have a quarterback. Let's just even say Cleveland
after Winshaul said like, okay, we're gonna move forward, shador, Right,
we're gonna move forward. Okay, And you're gonna draft a
defensive player. And and when there's line, and let's say
there's let's say this year has a great offensive line.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of players. Right, it's a really good
class for lineman. And you don't take a lineman when
your your quarterbacks getting murdered. Like what are we talking
about here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, especially a fucking blue chipper lineman. Because with
the economics of it is you do that two ways.
You do it to the draft, or you get a
guy coming up on his fifth year where his rookie
contract's over, who's been in the Pro Bowl three times,
and he costs you fucking eighty seven million dollars instead
of four million dollars.
Speaker 5: A year for the first five years of his career.
Speaker 3: So it's even smarter to get these blue chip linemen
early in the draft if that's what you fucking need.
Because you can get a receiver in the free agency,
you can get a fucking running back in free agency.
You can get a fucking tight ended free agency. But
you're gonna pay out the wazoo if you're going for
a real fucking let's redo our offense. As to Chicago Bears,
Chicago Bears just spent about four trillion dollars on their
brand new offensive line. They got the Falcon center who's
Pro Bowl pretty much pro Bowl player. They got the
fucking tackle from from the Niners to block fucking Caleb
Williams blindside. And it's exactly what you said, Sam. Last
year they were they're their new Bears. You have a
new coach now, but last year ago, we just spent
number one overall pick for this guy and he's running
for his fucking life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now.
Speaker 3: Look, Bears are in first place, maybe the best record
in the NFL. And guess what, Caleb williams jersey's pretty
much clean every goddamn game.
Speaker 6: Do you think they're Do you think they're actually that good?
Speaker 3: I think, well, I've watched them because they're on TV
every every week here, so they're always on.
Speaker 5: I think that they have won the Squeakers.
Speaker 2: You know that, you know you win the Squeakers. Dude,
they win the Squeakers.
Speaker 3: They could easily have four more losses than they do,
but I do.
Speaker 2: But that's the sign of a good team.
Speaker 4: When when I was I was watching Alabama versus South Carolina,
and Alabama's defense was keeping up, keeping South Carolina in,
and their offense.
Speaker 2: Was just missing simple ship.
Speaker 4: They missed a kick, they missed the pass, I mean,
and that's why. That's what happens to bad teams when
there's like no discipline.
Speaker 5: They don't know. They don't win the Squeakers, killing me,
killing me.
Speaker 4: But hold on, Johnny, will you bring up can you
find the new England Patriots schedule with wins and losses?
You know where they have a W, a green W,
and a red L.
Speaker 6: They haven't played anybody.
Speaker 4: They've played nobody, dude, they played nobody, And you know what,
it's fine because you can only play your schedule and
that kind of builds them up. They're like, hey, We're
a good team, but they've literally played nobody. Look at
this Look at this lineup.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, okay, garbage, garbage, Vegas garbage. Miami looks
better lately. Pittsburgh still garbage. The Buffalo away, Buffalo is
really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Buffalo. We'll give Buffalo, New Orleans garbage. Tennessee garbage, Garbagefalo, Sorry, sorry,
t Bow, Atlanta garbage, Tampa, New York.
Speaker 3: Look at that Atlanta score. The only reason we lost
that is because our second kicker of the year missed
an extra point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you, So they barely squeak by in
that one. Tampa Bay decent, New York garbage. Cincinnati is
not that great. They got Burls back, but they're not
that great. Garbage and garbage.
Speaker 5: He didn't playing that game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I mean, they have Buffalo again at
Baltimore than the Jets and Miami. That Miami game could
be interesting. I guess those but I'm well, you know,
it's interesting if they if they win all those games.
I mean, Drake may is the MVP of the league.
Speaker 2: I would but dude, t BO, how great is that
quarterback class?
Speaker 5: Which one the Caleb.
Speaker 2: Williams Drake Mayl Class Daniels.
Speaker 3: Sing about it is like it's almost like bizarro Land,
because even fucking what's his name in Buffalo is gonna
have a killer MVP year.
Speaker 5: Lamar Jackson doesn't look like Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 3: All these players that were so used to i mean Burrow,
all those guys other than Stafford, who looks to be
having an MVP type season, But all those quarterbacks are
following the shit. I mean, it's killed everybody fantasy wise
because you don't know which way is up, which way
is down? And now who are the best quarterbacks in
the NFL statistically? And in wins you got fucking Daniel Jones,
who got laughed out of New York, laughed out of
New York with first place with the Colts, you got
fucking i mean, may looks great.
Speaker 5: He's having a much better year this year than he
did last year. And his rookie year his name and
who filled in in San Francisco.
Speaker 6: For its bro Perdy and Mac Jones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mac Jones looked really good and his he's probably
he's probably gonna get a sniff around somewhere. It's just
weird all these people that got set somewhere else.
Speaker 6: It's why the Panthers have to be the Panthers have
to be freaked out about you know, obviously they're going
to resign Uh Young, but you know that's gotta be
the worst thing because they've already I mean, think about that,
they've already had two quarterbacks slipped through their fingers. They
had they had Darnold on the roster and they and
they had Baker Mayfield on the roster, and both of
those guys were You know, do you think.
Speaker 2: There's any chance that Young could be decent?
Speaker 6: I mean, he he is decent. He's Teddywater right now.
Speaker 5: I agree with you.
Speaker 3: I think he's I think this is about what you
see is what you get. I think there's not going
to be he is plateaued and that thing is at
its peak, I don't think.
Speaker 6: I mean, he did have four fifty yards against against
the Falcons.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, and the sure and he's capable of those,
but he's not the case. He'll never be like knocking
on an MVP type season. But I don't think he's
gonna be uh steering a fucking ship into an iceberg either.
Speaker 4: Now let me ask you something I know It's gonna
sound crazy, but is this some kind of weird benefit
to when you have a good court Let's say, let's
say Bryce becomes good, not great, but good, and you
can get him at a cheaper price thirty mili year. Right,
he's not eating your salary cap up and then you
could just load up everything else instead of having these
guys eating a giant chunky or salary.
Speaker 6: Aren't they all like that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 6: Like, aren't they? Don't they all? I mean they're either
nothing or.
Speaker 3: Literally describing as exactly what the Raiders tried to do
with their quarterback situation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 5: Just the constant Josh Johnson's and all these guys.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say something. It's not Geno Smith's fault.
Speaker 4: It's it's this is the problem with the Raiders for
the last two years is that they got the worst
possible offense coordinator they could get for the team. So
Antonio Pierce was gonna have Kyle Kingsbury, and Kyle Kingsbury's
like no, and he fucking darts for Washington because they
got J. D.
Speaker 2: Daniels, Right, is that his name? J D. Daniels?
Speaker 4: Is that the quarterback for Jade and Daniels, Sorry, Jayden Daniels. Right,
So they get him, He's like, oh, this guy's good.
I'm gonna go there where they have an actual quarterback.
And then the next year, this year, Pete Carroll and
Pete Carroll and Tom Brady decide, don't go with Sam Darnold,
go with Gino Smith and so so they brought in
this offense coordinator who doesn't run an offense that fits
the personnel. Why would you draft genty A Bell Kyle
and not have a locker.
Speaker 2: For them because it's spread, doesn't use blockers.
Speaker 6: I hate that. I hate drafting and running back before
you have you know, the the line lockdown.
Speaker 2: It's just the line, lock the fuck down.
Speaker 6: It's the number one way to jump up and win,
like for a team is to get the core, the
defensive line and the offensive line solidified. Just yes, I
mean you see it. I mean how many teams have
great lines and they just think not it's it's not
it's not. It's not too common have a terrible quarterback.
Well yeah, I mean they're good. Well is it?
Speaker 5: But but we're it built rush what you're saying we
are built? What do you mean we have a bad
pass rush.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I said, they have a great pass rush,
but the they give up some yards on the ground.
Speaker 5: We have an offensive line built to run.
Speaker 6: Well. I'm talking about both though, like if teams that are.
Speaker 3: Great and b John Robinson and it's third and two
and we're throwing like bubble screens behind the line of
scrimmage and I'm like, stuff it down their fucking.
Speaker 6: Throat on you guys have two starting running backs.
Speaker 3: But by the way, tyre Al Jear is so awesome
and this is it for him.
Speaker 5: He's last year of his rookie contracted. Someone's gonna drive
a truckload of money up to him.
Speaker 3: I just want to say, since the moment he was
a fifth round pick, walk on to b y U,
I've loved every minute of him as a falcon And
whoever gets him, you're gonna be getting have one hell
of a running back.
Speaker 5: So we just can't even say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm out he's you watch that's a tough son
of a bitch.
Speaker 5: And yeah, we don't run to him, we don't even
bring him. What are you saying?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the I think the was a waste.
I think it was a waste to take Bjon when
you have Olier.
Speaker 5: Well, the weird thing was is his rookie year.
Speaker 3: Just like Sam was saying, I'm thinking we get a
fifth round pick running back. He comes in has over
one thousand yards of twelve touchdowns his rookie year. I go,
this guy is super cheap. Now we have a starting
running back to the next five years on.
Speaker 6: A fifth mountain valley.
Speaker 3: Now we can load up everywhere else next year. Boom,
Bjon Robinson first pick. I go, we got a thousand
yard rookie last year. Now we're making there were so
many other things we need. I love Bijon, don't get
me wrong.
Speaker 2: He is. I know you do. I know you do,
but there's just not good value. You know.
Speaker 3: That's like you got Jordan. Let's say you got a
good fucking shooting point guard. You guy, here's what we
mean with our first pick. Let's get another fucking shooting,
fucking point guard, just in case something happens to the
other guy.
Speaker 5: You like, we have nobody at center. We got Will
Purdue at center.
Speaker 6: I like buying a second car when you live in
a trailer. You know, it's just like, come on, you
got other problems.
Speaker 5: Fix fix exactly. That's exactly what it is way to
make poor person problems. Johnny's really going on.
Speaker 4: Johnny knows how to talk to the poors, even though
he's helicoptering to football games.
Speaker 5: Yeah, commit, is this what we're kind of caviar?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see your haircuts, fire buddy, Yeah, yeah, earlier
your hair looks good.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it.
Uh what, let me give a couple of things. What
do you think about this?
Speaker 3: We're talking NFL forever, but all right, NBA, But what
do you guys think about this Joshua Jake Paul situation.
Do you think he's finally gonna get his fucking block
knocked off?
Speaker 5: Or I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 3: This will absolutely prove if this is fake or not,
If any way, shape or form, Jake Paul wins this
or wins on a decision, we now.
Speaker 2: Know that last if he lasts, If he lasts at
the end of the fight, it's rigged.
Speaker 3: If he makes it to the third round and just
isn't kidding his body just exploded with body punches and
then just his head fucking knocked into the third row.
If there's anyway Jake Paul Wins says, I am telling
you this.
Speaker 5: There's no doubt in my mind. This is rigged, and
it's always been rigged.
Speaker 6: And there's one thing, there's one thing that concerns me.
It's that did you see that the the the cashwait
is like two forty five, which Joshua hasn't weighed under
two fifty in years and years and years. So I
mean he's gonna becoming.
Speaker 2: Bang samp the whole time, just banging it, dude, just
get I.
Speaker 6: Could see Joshua. I could see Paul using that as
a way to get out of the fight.
Speaker 3: She needs a take up chain smoking. It's gonna really
hurt his fucking wind, but take up from spy.
Speaker 2: He won't have to worry about his way.
Speaker 3: Get yourself aids and dude, you'd be right down by
two oh five in about two weeks.
Speaker 5: People be worried.
Speaker 4: I could see Jason being a really like one of
those old boxing coaches, just like you gotta.
Speaker 2: Get yourself aid skid you want it or not? You
call that?
Speaker 6: Actually, damn guys, I just saw this is from today
Anthony Joshua post a video of himself at two forty
three eight, So he's already at the Catchwait.
Speaker 2: Poor poor Jack Paul. Oh no, damn.
Speaker 5: No, ship dude, he just read that and you could
just hear, um.
Speaker 2: We have that.
Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on, we might have that.
Speaker 2: Let's see, John, you gotta get better at these sound effects.
We shouldn't have to stuff like a trombone.
Speaker 6: You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so funny, dude, that's so crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: I don't know when it starts. I think it might
be January or something. But they said they're they're televising
the Mark Sanchez trial like the OJ trial.
Speaker 5: What they're televised really why?
Speaker 3: I know people I think it's a sensational story. I
think people want to hear about him.
Speaker 2: Getting Oh my god, I'm just waiting to see him
in the rooms in la heah. Mark, Yeah, we know,
we know, bus driver, the bus driver.
Speaker 6: So funny.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be in some scared straight program with face
tattoos now because he's doing time in prison.
Speaker 3: I mean he's done. He'll never work again, at least
not in that industry.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: See, think he has bigger problems than working in calling games.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because union talking about attempted murder.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he weighs a thousand pounds.
Speaker 6: I guess that's what kilograms whatever. Two forty three point
eight does.
Speaker 5: Said a bit?
Speaker 6: He dies? He dies?
Speaker 5: When is that?
Speaker 2: Everybody wants Chad to come on in the in the
in the in the comments sect.
Speaker 6: Well, the people he's sent over here to dots again,
he probably is.
Speaker 2: Johnny hates jazz. I've said that a thousand times.
Speaker 6: Jazz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hate jazz.
Speaker 6: I got no beef with jazz.
Speaker 5: Johnny, you hate jazz, I.
Speaker 6: Got no beef with blacks. I love the Oh damn Johnny.
When is the fight Joshua Paul fight?
Speaker 2: So as he's looking up? Uh Tebow? Are you at
all excited about free UFC fights now? For now?
Speaker 6: In nineteenth?
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm honest, be honest, I don't lie.
Speaker 3: Ever since the Internet started, they've been free, yes, since
the Internet started.
Speaker 5: But where I do think that's gonna be really good
is bar atmospheres.
Speaker 3: You know a lot of times you go to a
sports bar or something, they don't have all the fights
on because like, oh we don't have the ESPN package,
we don't have the fucking whatever, the fuck. But now
every time you go into any sports bar and fights
are on, you'll be able to watch them, right pretty
much everywhere.
Speaker 4: I think the pay per view model in everything is
dead unless you have very hardcore fans, and the UFC does,
but they keep jacking up. They were jacking up the
price so much even you know, even if you're a
most loyal guy, you're like, dude, eighty five dollars for
a shit card of Dagastani's And I like the daggas standis,
but it's like, I don't know anyone's name here.
Speaker 2: Why am I paying eighty five bucks for this shit?
Speaker 3: And then the other thing is, I mean, I remember
when not even UFC one. I'm talking about in the
two thousands, you know, UFC fights were like twenty nine bucks,
thirty bucks. I remember when they went to fifty bucks.
I'm like, dang, it's getting pretty.
Speaker 5: Greeds like this dollars for a huge fight.
Speaker 3: Ninety bucks were a huge fight, and you're like, god, damn,
that's fucking no wonder doing where whatever area that they
have gone to from bang to bang to bang to
bang has been unsuccessful. And then ESPN did a fucking
having Tyler a Jeer and drafted a bijon because the
first year they had the UFC, they started their PFL league.
So now they started a competitive league on the same network.
Of course they're going to push that just as much
as the UFC. I feel like when they're on ESPN,
that got kind of pushed to the side a little bit.
Speaker 2: I I was having breakfast with a friend of mine
in Vegas.
Speaker 4: His name's ag He runs told Sandals and he's a
great guy, and we were we were discussing about UFC
pay and you know, and some people feel like these
guys don't get paid enough, and I understand that, but
he goes, listen, UFC doesn't have to pay them anything
because they have no value outside the UFC. Looking in Ghanu,
and Ghanu was considered the baddest man on the planet
for the longest time, and then he went to the
PFL and.
Speaker 2: Nobody gives a shit.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's like this kind of weird thing where
they they only have value under this fucking ten. And
it's so the UFC does have all the leverage and
if the fighters try to boycott, all these other fighters
be like, I'll fight.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Fuck the Union I'll fucking fight. It's
just like actors, and the worst of the actors are
the big name actors who wouldn't stop acting.
Speaker 4: They didn't want to help the Peans. They were just like,
I need to make twenty mil movie. Fuck off, I'm
gonna do it.
Speaker 2: So at the end of the day, they screwed their
own union. So there is a little bit of the
UFC holds all the cards. You only have a name
if you're on the UFC.
Speaker 4: They used to be Pride because it was in Japan,
but nobody in America gave a shit about Pride.
Speaker 5: Well, and the Gaze took it over.
Speaker 4: The Gates took what over? Do you the Acting Union Pride? Yeah,
that's true. Now nobody cares about a parade of BF.
Speaker 3: And when I first got to l A, They're like,
hey man, you gotta come out to Pride, and I'm like, oh,
they're having fights on Santa Monica Bulevard.
Speaker 5: I'd love to. I go over there. I'm getting my
dick suck left and right. It was great.
Speaker 2: The Japanese just do better. The Japanese, No, I just yeah.
Speaker 4: The best part about the Japanese they're always cleaning up,
so as soon as you not, they just clean up.
Speaker 2: They just they wash you down, they trim you, and
they send you on your way. It's way better. The
Japanese gays are way better than American.
Speaker 5: Gays and the life.
Speaker 2: There's ope a life. When you're BF and them, they're like, oh,
we got the domo domo.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. I got very confused at a
bowing to me.
Speaker 3: I thought he was bending over, but apparently he was
just being polite.
Speaker 2: But you just took it.
Speaker 3: We got pretty close. Well, I thought I was at pride.
I took his back, if you know what I'm saying.
He never tapped this guy was he was just gonna go.
Speaker 2: To Those are tough gays, dude, They are tough gays.
Speaker 5: Went right to sleep right in my arms.
Speaker 2: They very much bring the They very much bring the
samurai mentality to their gay sex.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he killed himself right after sword, right.
Speaker 2: You just said that on YouTube. We're done, Johnny, were done.
Speaker 3: I couldn't remember the gun so good.
Speaker 6: They're doing another season show gun.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: You know that's that's what Japanese call when you if
you suck yourself off, they.
Speaker 3: Call speaking of sea. How about Young Lake who. Speaking
of Sea Who? What the hell is going on with
this guy this year? Did you see that kick? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean like that?
Speaker 6: I thought that was your boy?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: It's got a coo jersey right there. Just he's having
a rough year. People have rough years. Look, I'm not
I'm not a fair weather fan. If I like you,
I like you. If you're going through a hard time,
I still stand by Oja, even though he's no longer
with us. If you're going through a hard time, I'm
not turning my back on you.
Speaker 2: But I've heard. I heard you was the last one
to give up on Hitler. That's what I heard.
Speaker 6: What is Danny DeVito doing on the mad don't look.
Speaker 2: Like Santa Claus.
Speaker 5: I want to talk about the goddamn man and cast
all right, I literally roll touchdown? Danny touchdown? What do
you think?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: Oh god, he tripped, he tripped. He's going to get
the kicker.
Speaker 5: The kicker trop trying to kick the field goal. He
tripped over the turn. That a missed field goal.
Speaker 2: I've never seen.
Speaker 6: Oh does he really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Because I guess he never attempted it, right, It wasn't on.
Speaker 2: Boarded at guy's about kids.
Speaker 6: Right now here we.
Speaker 5: Go young wayte episode.
Speaker 1: I felt good about the holder throwing a touchdown until
I didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's all him, that's all him.
Speaker 6: Well, he claims after that it was this little shift to.
Speaker 5: Be able to hit it. So we tried to pull
up on it.
Speaker 6: And watch it. Sam, watch it really closely.
Speaker 2: Watching Johnny watch hold a touchdown?
Speaker 6: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: But he still kicked through it? Dude?
Speaker 6: He claimed that that wouldn't have been.
Speaker 5: But what it is?
Speaker 2: What it was?
Speaker 4: Did he think the guy dishonored his ancestors with that?
Speaker 5: Johnny? Can we call this episode young way Sepakhu and two?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever watch the Peyton Manning the Eli
Manning cast?
Speaker 2: No, I don't if I'm a.
Speaker 3: Football For a while, I was preferring it because I
can't stand a lot of the coins worth. I can
stand on a lot of the commentarors, but sometimes depending
who their guests. But that show has only become them
shitting on each other like it doesn't matter who their
guest is.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Now every podcast eventually devolves into especially when.
Speaker 3: Hey, President Obama, welcome to the show now, you actually
were very pivotal in killing Osama bin Lott. Let me
ask you, what do you think about this picture of
Eli just as a woman in college and it comes
up on the screen. I think it's very ridiculous, both
terrible at interviews. I can't even Yeah, I don't think
I can watch it anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh so here's a real question. Uh, is their nephew
actually getting better?
Speaker 5: Seems like yeah, seems like I.
Speaker 2: Think he is getting better. I think if he played
one more year in college, he could be pretty good.
Speaker 6: He's going to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the guy next year. So what he's shown
those maturations this season? And by the way, I mean
two weeks ago he had four passing touchdowns, a running touchdown,
and a receiving touchdown.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he was fine.
Speaker 5: He was to say what you want about Texas, but
they don't.
Speaker 2: I love Texas.
Speaker 3: Joels like Notre Dame or all these teams that are
playing a bunch of nobodies.
Speaker 2: And yes, he ses garbage, dude, I'm sorry, it's a
garbage fucking league. They're like, Okay, Week eleven, Alabama VERSU
is the fry, you know, like that's how it is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're saying that CEC is garbage.
Speaker 4: I'm saying that what the SEC does is deep into
the schedule, they book garbage.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but their conference schedule is brutal.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with that.
Speaker 5: I do that conference is tough. You got to come
out of there.
Speaker 3: All five of those games that you're gonna well, however,
many eight of those games, seven of those games are
gonna play, are a gauntlet. And by the way, so
is the Big Ten this year. I mean the us
c's in there. The Big Ten's no Oregon. This game
is Saturday night. But let's see at five o'clock your time,
number one UH Ohio State against number two Indiana.
Speaker 5: Both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a crazy game.
Speaker 5: Who do you got both of them undefeated?
Speaker 3: And here's the other crazy thing is I think it's
in Indianapolis, Johnny. Can you see if that's in Indianapolis
or Detroit?
Speaker 6: Which game the Big Ten.
Speaker 3: Championship IU and Ohio State. Because if it's in Indianapolis,
that game is gonna.
Speaker 6: Be it's a Lucas Oil. Yeah, it's in Indy, Dude.
Speaker 3: That's fucking three hours from a fucking Columbus and it's
one hour from IU.
Speaker 5: That's gonna be fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: It's miss USC.
Speaker 5: It's like Michigan and USC playing in the fucking Rose Bowl.
Speaker 3: Well, that's going to be all USC people in a
little slice of Michigan. That stadium is going to be
half IU half ohiose date. They both hate each other.
They're both undefeated. And what happens here is Sam number
two beats number one.
Speaker 5: They flip flop. But if Ohio State.
Speaker 3: And Dana's not going to drop to five, they're undefeated
and they lost this last game.
Speaker 2: Of the year.
Speaker 4: Still, but it's annoying thing that if Alabama loses in
the conference finals, somehow they should still be in the
the the playoffs with a nine to four record.
Speaker 6: Look at this schedule. You're talking about the SEC not scheduling,
suck it. Look at this at Florida State non conference,
Wisconsin number five, Georgia number sixteen, Vanderbilt number fourteen, Missouri
at Missouri number eleven, ten, Carolina Gray home versus l
s U five versus Oklahoma Goods in Eastern.
Speaker 2: Non gray and the last one talking about a sorry half.
That schedule is hot garbage.
Speaker 6: You're so dumb. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about your dumb See here's the problem.
This is why I want to get rid of preseason rankings,
because it does is a Jimmy's. So if you go, hey, Cherry,
it's Jerry, it totally is one hundred percent one hundred percent.
Speaker 6: Here's Indiana schedule. They played two ranked teams, Illinois and Oregon. Yeah, yep, yeah,
I went, let's do the garbage garbage, garbage, garbage, good garbage, garbage, garbage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a lot of garbage in Alabama.
Speaker 6: But they, dude, they got come on, it's not even close.
It's not even close.
Speaker 5: And I think.
Speaker 3: I think half of Indiana's uh, they're riding off of
last year too. They had almost undefeated your last year,
and then they could start rolling through it. But also,
I mean, if you look at those Indiana games, they're
not having nail binders with those fucking you know cakewalks
now say cakewalk teams, but you know Wisconsin teams like that.
Speaker 5: They're whooping these teams. Fifty six three.
Speaker 6: Old Dominion twenty seven fourteen.
Speaker 2: Johnny's now defending the SEC because he knows North Carolina's
gonna be going there, so he's got the and the
like they're important. Nobody.
Speaker 6: I don't know anybody who's saying the SEC is we.
Speaker 2: You know somebody's name, Sam Tripley stands on business.
Speaker 6: Do you know anybody who knows anything about college football
who thinks the SEC is weak?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they've all been brainwashed by by.
Speaker 3: ESPN Samuel ruffle Johnny's feathers and now he's acting like
a real Housewives on the tell.
Speaker 2: All yeah boom, yeah, I got you, Johnny.
Speaker 8: You beat you, you beat hey, hey hey hey t
bo How crazy is it that that Penn State can't
find a coach.
Speaker 4: They just keep asking everybody, and they're like, no, I'm good.
I mean they I think coaches are like, dude, you
fired that guy because he had one bad season. You
fucking fired him. I mean crazy, that one.
Speaker 5: Guy that was beating off kid. Damn it, I keep
forgetting that.
Speaker 2: You're on YouTube. Can't talk about that on YouTube.
Speaker 3: But they they held on to that one coach that
was given those shower handshakes left and right.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah. I mean, dude, maybe he needed the
how shower handshakes. Some kids say he needs a sepaku
in a shower.
Speaker 4: Do you know I most got uhur hand handshaked by
Larry Watts.
Speaker 5: That was a crazy sentence he just threw out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah I almost got shower handshaked by Larry Watts. He
used to take showers with us. He was a guy
who molested me.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, that's the guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guy, When did you see him when I was
a kid?
Speaker 5: I thought you made it sound like he felled me up.
Speaker 2: He felled me up. I thought you were saying he
used to shower with us and grade our dicks and
we thought that was weird.
Speaker 5: Well great, did he give you not good?
Speaker 2: Dude? Not really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you like homework?
Speaker 2: I used to be like, he'd be like us, Please
see I might. It's a grower, not a shower. Just yell.
Speaker 5: What was the highest grade in your class?
Speaker 4: There was a couple of a's and there was a
guy named Balls Farming. We called him balls Farming because
he had a bean bag for nuts.
Speaker 6: It was the craziest thing I've ever seen, dude.
Speaker 2: It was just this back with this tiny dog on
top of.
Speaker 5: How old were you guys? How old were we were?
Speaker 2: Like? We were like I don't know, we were playing
like pee wee football. We just call him Balls Farman
and all the girls were like, I hear he's got
big and nope, he's got giant nuts.
Speaker 5: He's got They could sit on his sack like a
bean bag chair.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was literally like remember those things you bounced on
as a kid, what were those little?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what his junk was.
Speaker 5: Like balls or whatever.
Speaker 2: Bounce.
Speaker 5: Maybe had something wrong with him.
Speaker 3: How old were you guys when this guy was just
absolutely breaking the law with these young men?
Speaker 4: I mean probably like seventh gradey forty seventh grade?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a four year old seventh grader?
Speaker 6: Yeah, bald right there, Paul Tarman, Oh, growed up.
Speaker 2: Just be But isn't that crazy that Penn State can't
get anyone that?
Speaker 5: What do you think.
Speaker 3: About this whole Lane kiff in craziness? I mean that's
all you really hear about now, But what do you guys?
Speaker 5: He really is a whole by the way.
Speaker 6: Definitely, Oh he sucks man.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes him. He's never been liked. You know. El
Davis called him a snake. He's just a snake, and
he was right, yeah. And it's crazy to me because
I get.
Speaker 4: That LSU has you know this kind of uh you know, legacy.
I mean, are they going to spend that much more
money than old miss that you already have cooking with gas?
Speaker 5: I mean, I think.
Speaker 4: For the Golden State Warriors because they won a bunch
of championships in the past. It just it seems stupid
to me.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is with the oh miss, Like, how
dumb does he think that they are? Because he's like, hey,
I'm taking this other job, but let me finish out
my season. They're like, fuck, no, get the fuck out
of here. You mean you want to spend the next
month talking to your coaching staff, talking to your recruits,
talking to the fucking players that you currently have. You
want to bleed us dry. That's like if you quit
your regular day job and you're like, by the way,
I'm gonna stick around another week. I'm want to talk
to all your customers and all your clients because I'm
taking a similar job next door and I want to
steal every fucking stapler that's not nailed down.
Speaker 5: So they're like, no, no, already will exit you out
of the building.
Speaker 6: You just quit and this fun did you see he
negotiated his contract so he still gets paid if they
win in the playoff. He gets paid for a win bonus,
and if they win.
Speaker 4: He gets all the same bonuses.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that they I'm sure they sweened it up.
They're like, listen, if you leave now, we'll give you
any money you'd make if you stayed, so you could
start recruiting now.
Speaker 6: He didn't want to though, you see that that makes sense,
But for the fact that he didn't want to leave now,
he wanted to keep coaching.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm with you, Johnny. Hard hitting questions hard hitting.
Speaker 4: I guess see, well, I guess what you're What do
you guys think about them keeping their offensive coordinator, which
I think is I mean, you're still running into that
danger about trying to recruit, but you like, if you
have your guy who called the place the whole year
still there, you got a shot.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people in the country now.
I mean, these playoffs are very fun. The college football
really has become just as fun as the tournament, uh
basketball tournament. But it's one of those things where it's
like maybe you don't have a team in there, so
you kind of adopt a team for like a month,
and there's gonna be a lot of people jumping on
Ole Missus bandwagon because they're gonna be a lower seeded
team and everybody's like, I want to see them win
as a big fuck you to what's his face link
link Kiffin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're gonna have a lot of.
Speaker 3: Fan wagon motherfuckers coming on there, uh, jumping on their bandbig.
I know you guys probably want to wrap up seem
but I wanted to ask you, guys, have you been
seeing these clips or watched any college basketball of Dominique
Wilkins kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He look Johnny to get some of these clips.
Speaker 4: How late to the game with Dominique Wilkins blasted he
has a kid.
Speaker 2: He's like, what seventy?
Speaker 6: You're right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well wait do you see the genetics in this guy
looks just like five dunks, just like his dad, and
he's playing where his dad went at Georgia.
Speaker 5: All right, this is freshman. Wait till you see this dude.
Speaker 2: You should hear Johnny talk about his man crush.
Speaker 6: On his killer Caleb Wilson. Caleb Wilson the best freshman
in the country.
Speaker 2: Oh you think so, Johnny.
Speaker 5: Watch some of these dunks? Ywhere's his dad's number?
Speaker 2: He does look like his dad with an Afros. His
dad was the human.
Speaker 6: High I have damn kids up there.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's like a clip of like all these
in traffic dunks.
Speaker 5: He looks just like breakaway dunks.
Speaker 3: He's six nine, it was like twenty dunks that he's had,
and you're just like, I mean, it looks incredibly.
Speaker 6: J Wilson, Dude.
Speaker 2: There is a video a freshman.
Speaker 6: Yeah he's a freshman. He's averaging nine to three right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: He's coming off the bench just as a freshman. But boys,
that kid athletic. He can jump out of the gym,
plays good defense. I don't know how his shooting is.
Speaker 4: But there's a there's a video of Lebron James at
the McDonald's All American Game doing the dunk contest and
he like bounces a ball off the rim or off
the ground and he jumps so high that his head
is above the rim.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I mean, just a genetic super freak to still be playing,
to still be playing, and listen, Lebron could keep playing
if he wasn't asking for a fifty million year.
Speaker 2: If you just go down a ten million year, he
could play forever. He could play forever because they allow
him the juice and nobody else to juice. He's a
told juicer.
Speaker 3: I was this thing about Joe Barkley talking about Barkley
was talking about how and this blew my mind. I
guess it makes sense, but you just don't even think
how quickly those times have changed.
Speaker 5: About how much he's made so much more.
Speaker 3: Money in broadcasting than he ever did as a player.
And he's like, my biggest salary ever as an NBA
player was five million dollars a year, and that's like
Hall of Famer, All Pro every single year, MVP.
Speaker 4: I just want to say that spell five million dollars
when he played would be worth way more than it
is today.
Speaker 5: It's still right be what they're getting today.
Speaker 2: What would it be, Johnny, Let's take his likenf year
in the league. What, No, he was way before that.
Speaker 3: He kept talking to like, no, it was the latest
later in his career that he made that much money,
Like when he was on the Suns, what was that
ninety four?
Speaker 6: Give me a year ninety four.
Speaker 2: Let's just say ninety.
Speaker 4: Four, all right, and Jen great basketball in ninety four, dude,
it was the best.
Speaker 6: Five mil would be eleven mil today eleven one.
Speaker 2: Right, best player money, that's when.
Speaker 5: But you know who's going to do that as well?
Speaker 3: Is I think Jameis Winston is going to become the
Charles Barklay of football.
Speaker 2: I could see it. He's super entertaining. Real. I haven't
heard him where talking Jameis Winston.
Speaker 6: No, I heard him not once. Dude.
Speaker 3: The NFL thing had him in New or like super
Bowls in New Orleans maybe recently whatever, he was in
New Orleans for something. The whole time in the NFL
had him fucking bro. He is fucking absolutely hilarious. Sometimes unintentionally,
but one of the players said that, uh for the
Giants and they go. He one time was leading a
team meeting and he goes. It started with the Lord's
Prayer and it ended with him singing the Monday Night
football theme. So can you imagine just in his mind
he mixes those two things together, you know what I mean?
Party right after the Lord's Prayer and he's like all
the whole team is like, yeah, okay, amen and amen okay.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, James Winston is an American.
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson is just done. He's just done.
Speaker 4: And if he signs for another team, he's he's just destroying.
Speaker 5: He's gonna work out, he's gonna get some people.
Speaker 6: He needs to just end it.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're just following your legacy, which is already ruined.
But rudyve More, there's a slight chance he could go
to the Hall of Fame. There's a tiny, tiny.
Speaker 5: Tiny slide ships.
Speaker 2: But he got one chip. He got one chip.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna get that. MAT's still one. That's tough
to come by an NFL. He's not gonna get the
Aaron Rodgers thing where he's.
Speaker 2: Just super Bowl or he played and so he went,
he played in one and then he changed the play
at the line.
Speaker 6: Dude, he lost them one. Yeah, that actually count as
negative one.
Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, I agree, you should have zero super Bowls.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna get the Aaron Rodgers thing where he's like,
I'm healthy, I can play. Let me come to you
for one year, thirty million dollars because nobody's gonna pay
him thirty million dollars for one year because you're gonna
get four games out of him. So now it's like,
how much do you want to play football? Do you
want to go to the fucking.
Speaker 2: H Johnny, Johnny, real quick as you tell you bring
up the guy who talked about getting into you to
the football to the punch Drunk Football League. It's our
pandy long comment comment. Yeah, what do he had to
do to get into?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, I remember this guy. I remember very well.
Speaker 5: That was great.
Speaker 6: One time I rolled a hot dog across the floor
of a Walmart bathroom floor and ate it on camera
to get into the punch drunk Fantacy Football League. Remember
you very well. We had someone Matt, Matt Devlin got
a tattoo that year. It's getting into the league. This
was back when people actually used to give us ship.
Speaker 4: That's back when we were the number one comedy sports
podcast The Freshmen.
Speaker 5: By the way, we might be the number one annual podcast.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah, we're the number one once a year podcast.
Speaker 6: These are the best two freshmen. I think, these two guys.
Speaker 3: Right, we were keep talking that we with this. This
podcast has had more Fantasy League drafts than episodes this year.
Speaker 2: So congretulations, that's true.
Speaker 3: Five Fantasy League four Episodesey.
Speaker 2: That kid in b y U is as good as anything.
Speaker 5: They played to get him go and Yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Played had Will because one team's got all these great
players and one team has one great player.
Speaker 6: They played against each other one on one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about the kid from Kansas City. They think
the number one pick.
Speaker 6: This is the kid right here. I'm showing his highlights. Peterson.
This is they played each other. Wilson and Peterson played
each other. This is both of their highlights. That's Peterson.
He's hurt, he's I think he'll be the number one pick. Yeah, Peterson.
I like him a lot. He's quick man, he's quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But I think, I mean, there's such a it's such
a good draft class. I kind of look at that move.
I feel like the Hornets are tanking again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just you got it.
Speaker 4: Listen, if a guy you give him like three years,
if he's hurt every year, bye bye, bye bye.
Speaker 2: Get out of here. Nobody needs it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they got They got the rookie of
the Year this year, and they still stink. They got Canipple.
He was on Jimmy fowlon the other night. When's the
last time a Hornet went on the Jimmy fowllon? And
I can tell you it was Muggsy Bugs and Larry Johnson.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you remember when you were so mad they drafted
a white guy like these freaking.
Speaker 6: I was, Yeah, I was pissed it was a duke guy.
I mean, I don't I'm sick of you know this kid?
Speaker 2: You let that kid? Let your girlfriend up national championship?
Speaker 6: No, there's no there's no relevance to my No, there's
no need to do.
Speaker 4: He's like, listen, dog, I just need some like, just
need a little push, a little positive energy.
Speaker 2: Let me hit that ass?
Speaker 5: What about me?
Speaker 2: Would you let him, Johnny?
Speaker 4: Would you let him do it to secure a national championship?
Speaker 2: Would he let would you your girlfriend?
Speaker 6: Now you're talking. Now you're talking about all.
Speaker 2: Right, only draft national championship in a.
Speaker 5: While, Johnny? Would you let me get some of that?
Just for the clicks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I would you let the North Carolina player and Jason
Tebow run a train on your girl for a thousand
more clicks?
Speaker 6: I would let let you two guys wrestle each other
for the privilege, and then whoever won the wrestling match
could go.
Speaker 5: Because we know I can't wrestle.
Speaker 3: Listen, here's what I suggest me your girl, whoever this
player is all three.
Speaker 2: Of us, the Blacks, the Blacks, all.
Speaker 5: Three of us, have a couple of bottles of champagne.
Speaker 3: Then we then we blindfold ourselves, spin around on the
bat on your head so you're real dizzy, and then
just but then it's a fucking free for all. You
know what I mean, whoever's with who is whatever just happened.
Speaker 2: You're just open your mouth and you're just hoping.
Speaker 5: You're just surprise, surprise.
Speaker 6: Oh man, the Clippers don't have their pick, do they.
I forgot that.
Speaker 2: I just said that.
Speaker 6: I wasn't listening.
Speaker 2: We're garbage.
Speaker 3: Then the next day, Johnny's gonna be like, how was
it with my fucking girlfriend last night?
Speaker 5: And I'll be like, I don't know. I had a
blindfold on, but she got a pretty big dog.
Speaker 3: Then you gotta do this after so I said, yeah,
of course, of course, of course, and then limp away.
Speaker 5: Then you got a limp.
Speaker 6: Away right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Look at this, dude, Look at that. Look how
many picks they have? Look how many picks? This is insane,
This is insane. Sam Presti is the most diabolical GM
of all time. Look at these pics, dude, unbelievable, dude, unbelievable,
just annihilating people.
Speaker 6: They got Karon Boozer going one, which I could see
that because of the position he plays. Darren Peterson, I
think he should be the number one pick, then Debonsa,
then Wilson, then and then uh Brown and then Coe
Pete go on at seven. I like co Pete a lot.
This is a good, good class dude, such a good class.
Speaker 4: How crazy that we're old enough to see these guys
kids come and get draft in the SBA.
Speaker 6: It's horrific.
Speaker 5: It is wild.
Speaker 2: I'm so old. Yeah, that's Carlos Boozer's kids. He has twins.
Speaker 4: Imagine being the you know, Cooper Flagg has a twin
brother and he's nowhere near the NBA.
Speaker 2: Like, unbelievable.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's like being that one Manning brother with
the weird arm or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: It's just not a yes, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Very weird, dude, that's very weird. All right, guys, daddy's
got to jump.
Speaker 5: Sam. You got any dates you want to plug or anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to Sam triple a dot com. Let me
put this up real quick. Events Go Sam triple a
dot com.
Speaker 4: Events and YouTube can get in and you too can
watch one of the greatest comedians of our generation.
Speaker 2: Just go go, just go hard, just go hard.
Speaker 6: In the painting with you No, just.
Speaker 2: Me, dude, Why did you do that? Bro?
Speaker 4: Such a good show and that you got to bring blood?
And then New Orleans the Dojo of Comedy. And then
of course, as you guys know, big meeting tomorrow, eyes
for this.
Speaker 7: Project, very big meeting tomorrow. This yes word War debate,
World War one, uh ww one. It will be January
tenth in Atlantic City at Caesars Palace in the ac X.
Speaker 2: It's a giant venue. So we're so excited.
Speaker 4: We've already sold a ton of tickets and we haven't
even announced the winner. And everybody who hears this is like,
this is the greatest idea I've ever heard my life.
I can't believe it. It's it's gonna be basically tibo.
What I've created with these guys is the UFC of debates.
We're gonna have like rounds, We're gonna have like all
these graphics, We're gonna have all this stuff.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be full fire.
Speaker 5: Congratulations. When is that going to be at? Do you
know you have the date?
Speaker 4: For yeah, January tenth in a Lank City at Caesar Palace.
Now listen, Tiba. I know you love that Vegas action,
but if you can go to a lank city on
the off season, it's the freaking best. It's the freaking best.
There's no lines, there's nothing. You just walk up wherever
you want. Just you can go right in the sushi Roku.
There's no lines, any restaurant. You just walk into. Like
if you're in Vegas, you're waiting in a freaking line. Oh,
Vegas dying though. Vegas is dying.
Speaker 5: It is dying. It's sad though.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: We did a show t bow at the Virgin. Guess
how much parking was because F one was there. Guess
how much parking was.
Speaker 5: Oh F one was there? Okay was this close to
F one?
Speaker 2: Oh dude. The the ending was literally like one block
down the street, seventy five dollars, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And here's the thing, dude, here's the thing. Well
for for word war debate.
Speaker 6: Oh oh oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's
the mar would never do it.
Speaker 4: We had forty people that bought tickets didn't show up
to the show because it was one hundred dollars apart there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 3: It's like if you've never been to Vegas, if you're
listening to this or watching this, I mean it's walkable town.
If where you're going is the next building over, there's
no walking around out there.
Speaker 4: But you know, I see everyone's saying online gambling is
destroying Vegas. No, sorry, I want to disagree. Miss the banks. Uh,
it is price gouging. It is price gouging. Okay, when
you want to when you wanna, let's say you want
to buy a orange juice, it's ten dollars, it's price gouging.
Because these corporate suits are terminators. They're not like the
mob to be like.
Speaker 2: Just cokay, hey buddy, just come in. What do you
want to une hues? A dollar for an orangejuice? Get
a dollar for an orange hues? Come on, just come on,
come to the tables. Loose a thousand dollars. We're good.
Here's a dollar orange shoe. Not these terminators. They're freaking dude.
Speaker 4: They're running into the ground, running it into the ground,
and it's like the a's and the raiders are moving
there and there's gonna the population's gonna be death made it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be despinated, all right, guys.
Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on just one second. I got how
he wants to tell you how stupid you are about
the SEC. He wants to hop in and tell you
about how how it completely retarded you are about the SEC.
Speaker 2: I gotta be with my kids, man, Yeah, it'll just take.
Speaker 6: He's just gonna give you a quick, little still quickly
with my kids. He's a college football expert. We got
our college football expert coming on.
Speaker 2: Okay, what it's taking so long? Is he taking Amtrak
to get here? Like? What is he?
Speaker 6: Well? He said he's here, but I don't. Oh no,
that's you. No he says here bye bye. I gotta go. No, no, no, no,
just stay and listen to Howie. He said he's here,
but I don't see bye. Well, hold on, he's such
a he's such a dickhead.
Speaker 5: Come on, bro, you had to see that. Come in, hey.
Speaker 3: Plug some dates shohnny Uh December twentieth, I'm at Cheers
Bar in South Bend and uh that's seven PM show
comes see me, Billy Dedaro December twentieth.
Speaker 6: And then you missed him? How he left it him.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a he's an asshole.
Speaker 5: He already what the hell man.
Speaker 9: Sammy was talking about the sec I just wanted to
light into him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can go ahead and say how stupid he
is after Jason finish your date? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one more one more real quick? Uh February
twenty seventh. February twenty eighth, At where's that Summer City
Comedy Club Fort Wayne, Me and Duncan Trussell.
Speaker 5: Hey, why not come on down?
Speaker 6: He's all sounding suspiciously plausible. Uh Tiva, They all sound
suspiciously plausible.
Speaker 3: Oh, and then I'm at and then New Year's Eve,
I'm at butt Stuff. They promised me the comedy show,
but butt Stuff, So come see that.
Speaker 5: How's that one?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 6: Can't wait for that one? Wait? Yeah yeah, he used
I mean to reiterate, to to recapitulate his stupid argument.
He was He was saying, like Alabama and all these
teams are scheduling weak teams toward the end of the season,
and they just don't play because they all play each other.
They look you know, they look strong, but they're they're
actually not.
Speaker 9: I mean, that's probably why they've won like the last
sixteen out of twenty one national championships. Yeah, I mean,
I'm not an SEC fan. I like nothing about him.
None of these kids can read. They're all on fourth
grade reading levels.
Speaker 5: Not their job.
Speaker 9: But when it comes to football, they're very good at
knocking dicks in the dirt. They've been doing it for
like fifty years.
Speaker 6: I you know, yeah, I mean I showed, I pulled
up Alabama's schedule, and he was just like garbage, garbage,
you know, it's it's.
Speaker 5: He just fights about it. You know, he can't be wrong.
Speaker 6: No, well, I think he was just pulling out. Well,
how he's frozen on us. There we go. That's a
good face though. How he's got great hair, lot good
hair on his podcast.
Speaker 5: I just need a spinning dialogue death.
Speaker 6: Oh really anyway, how he will will let you go. Uh.
I appreciate you getting in. I know you were. But
Sam abandoned, abandoned us. He claims that he had to
go talk to his daughters. If you believe that he
went to even talk to his daughters, I don't believe that.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 3: By the way, congratulations to Angelo Pisu who got married.
Everybody call him the fat Man on the show Yea famously.
Speaker 6: Congratulations but yeah, got married.
Speaker 5: Everything, everything's going good.
Speaker 3: So congratulations to you, my man, and uh I guess that's.
Speaker 5: It, Johnny.
Speaker 6: All right, bye everybody, good talk to you.
Speaker 5: Just go watch this night game. Johnny love y'all. Hit
you up later.
Speaker 6: I love you, Bye bye bye everybody,