WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:01.720 What do I say about Eli at the Morning Listeners? 2 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:03.439 Well, they're onions. 3 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:07.559 The I've never said that, Diane. I've never called a 4 00:00:07.639 --> 00:00:08.560 listener an onion. 5 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:11.119 No, but we learn more about people every day. 6 00:00:11.199 --> 00:00:13.560 Oh yes, yes, no, no, smartest people in the world. 7 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:16.719 Smartest people in the world. You want to get an 8 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:20.239 answer to anything, asking Elliott the Morning Listener, smartest people 9 00:00:20.239 --> 00:00:21.679 in the world, you may have to ask several of 10 00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:23.640 them before you get the answer. Some of them may 11 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:26.719 be dumb in this, but very smart in that. 12 00:00:26.719 --> 00:00:27.079 That's me. 13 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:32.079 Anyway, you're dumb in this, well, I this this, I 14 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:33.840 am actually going to be very dumb. 15 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:36.600 In Oh okay, this is new territory for you. 16 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:39.520 The I found the one area no, no, no, okay, 17 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:44.119 so listen, right, So this it doesn't matter. These people 18 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:46.920 live out in Los Angeles, but this part doesn't matter. 19 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:50.079 When I got married, right, Jackie and I ran away, 20 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:51.560 not ran away. 21 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:55.840 But we had a not not random destinations. 22 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.119 Yeah no no, but it wasn't like no no, no, no, 23 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:02.200 no no. But it wasn't like in a church or 24 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:05.079 something like that, right, And so we had to go 25 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:09.760 to the courthouse where we were and like sign the 26 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:15.719 paperwork and stuff. If you get married. So traditionally, this 27 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.760 is where I need help. Traditionally you go to the 28 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:23.719 courthouse and you get a marriage license. 29 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:25.480 Is that? Is that true? 30 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:26.359 Now? 31 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:28.359 When we like when Jackie and I got. 32 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:30.719 Married, we had to go to a courthouse where we 33 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:33.640 were to get a marriage certificate. 34 00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:36.760 But I think that was it. 35 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:39.079 Like, I don't know that anybody ever signed anything like 36 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:40.319 I've told you for you. I don't even know that 37 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:46.120 Jackie and I are married. I have no clue. But anyway, traditionally, yes, 38 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:51.280 you would go to a courthouse and get a marriage 39 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:56.400 license and then that gives you X number of days 40 00:01:57.200 --> 00:01:58.079 to get married. 41 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:02.000 That's right, you did that. I did that. You did that? Yeah, 42 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:02.879 you did that. 43 00:02:03.519 --> 00:02:04.000 What do you mean? 44 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:09.000 No, you didn't get a marriage license? Are you and 45 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:09.680 Mike married? 46 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:11.439 Oh? 47 00:02:11.479 --> 00:02:14.120 You did it online? Oh so no, you're not. Is 48 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:17.159 that legit? And there you had to go in person? 49 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:24.240 Kristin's saying no, South Carolina anyway. Oh that's a good question. 50 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:26.360 Do you have to get the marriage license where you're 51 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:31.560 getting married? But your ceremony was in Maryland? 52 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:32.879 Yeah, we got it in Maryland. 53 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:34.919 So I don't have an answer for you. 54 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:36.520 You don't know where you got your marriage license. 55 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:38.360 Oh, I know, we got it in Maryland and then 56 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:41.080 got married in Maryland state. So I don't know if 57 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:44.159 you're well. Kristin would know. She lives in Maryland but 58 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:45.520 got it in South Carolina. 59 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:49.479 She's so busy looking at the gift that she got. 60 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:50.680 Where did you get. 61 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:53.479 Your marriage license Virginia and you got married in Virginia? 62 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:57.560 I was there. Oh you didn't run off with Scott? Yeah? 63 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.400 The no, you know what I mean? 64 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:01.919 Like, we didn't get our marriage Jack and I didn't 65 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:05.759 get our marriage certificate in Virginia and then get married 66 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:06.319 somewhere else. 67 00:03:06.400 --> 00:03:07.719 Right Where did you get yours? 68 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:11.800 Uh? Online through the court system of South Carolina. 69 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:13.719 And then you got married in South Carolina? 70 00:03:13.800 --> 00:03:13.960 Yes? 71 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.919 And then Jones had to sign the certificate afterwards, and 72 00:03:17.919 --> 00:03:22.599 then Jones had to mail it to the courts. 73 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:24.360 Or whatever because he signed. 74 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.800 It because he's the officiant to make it. 75 00:03:26.879 --> 00:03:29.680 Okay, all right, now we're getting somewhere. Now, we're getting somewhere. 76 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:31.560 But we never Mike and I never went to a 77 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:34.719 court or anything. And because we looked it up because 78 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:38.439 we were you know, we're here right and they you 79 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:40.479 just sign it. I think we had to do it. 80 00:03:40.520 --> 00:03:43.840 Technically like twelve days prior to the ceremony. 81 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:45.919 Right, Can I ask you this is that? Is any 82 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:49.800 of it different? Is any of it? What does that? 83 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:51.120 Oh? Yeah, Tyler got the proof. 84 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:52.599 These were the photos. 85 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:55.319 Why do you have photos of Mike Jones signing her 86 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:56.879 wedding certifications? 87 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.879 And her Mike are in the photos too? I know 88 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:01.599 why you have a couple of times he looked at 89 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:02.759 me and smiled for the camera. 90 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:03.840 You took that picture? 91 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.599 Yeah, I took all of them. It was the night 92 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.080 of the ceremony. 93 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:11.159 Yeah, when we went everybody went back to the hotel. 94 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:11.639 Oh. 95 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:13.000 Oh, is that when you got proposition? 96 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:19.000 No, that was the night before. That's when I oh, 97 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:19.439 that's right. 98 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:23.920 I walked over or Tyler and his wife Lindsay walked 99 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:28.279 me back, and then the like high school kids tried 100 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:29.319 to get into the bar. 101 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:30.240 Yeah exactly. 102 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:33.839 And we were like, when did Elliott bring his whole family? 103 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:39.399 But is it question doing it online? Was that any 104 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:42.800 different because Mike's military? No, so not at all, because 105 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:45.480 I would think military, if you're deployed or something and 106 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.040 you're going to come back and you're gonna get married 107 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:50.399 when you return or something, that maybe it's different that 108 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.040 way or. 109 00:04:53.079 --> 00:04:54.600 Yeah, I mean that would be the only thing, but 110 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:55.759 that had nothing to do with it. 111 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:58.519 No, we weren't cures or we were curious. We're like, okay, 112 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.879 do we have to fly down to the court set 113 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:03.319 up an appointment to get this done? And it just 114 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.600 said you can do it online submitted that way. 115 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:08.040 We got ours the day before, Like we went to 116 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:08.720 the courthouse. 117 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:12.319 Yeah, got ours that literally the day before. 118 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:16.240 Aren't In some cases they they're not able to be 119 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:18.839 active for a certain amount of time. 120 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:21.920 So like you go to let's you just for argument's sake, 121 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:24.600 you go to the courthouse on on May first. 122 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:26.839 By the way she answered your question, so residency doesn't matter. 123 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:28.000 It's way you're getting married. 124 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.000 Correct, we think so. 125 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.279 The so you get it on May first, but it 126 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:34.759 may not be eligible to be used until May fifth. 127 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:37.079 I don't know if it's that long, but I thought 128 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:39.680 there was a waiting period until you can execute. Am 129 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:43.600 I thinking of guns? The No, I think there is 130 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:46.480 for I know, there's definitely like you said, there's a 131 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:49.000 deadline of time. Yeah, and there is a deadline for 132 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.759 which you can use it. But I thought you had 133 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:55.360 to wait to use it. 134 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:58.800 It's not long. Maybe it's twenty four hours oka eight hours? 135 00:05:58.800 --> 00:05:59.360 I don't know. 136 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:03.680 Virginia said there's no waiting period, so. 137 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:04.639 You can use it immediately. 138 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:06.600 Yeah, I could get it at two pm again and 139 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:07.800 tie the knot at two o five. 140 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:08.720 Sounds like it right on. 141 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:10.079 Let me tack Marilyn. 142 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:15.759 Let's see when you get married in a church or 143 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:20.399 in a more traditional setting where you have a not, 144 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.759 you don't have the afternoon disc jockey host doing your wedding. 145 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:28.920 But you get married and there's like a religious person, 146 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:36.399 an efficiant. Is that who signs the forms? 147 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:39.879 That's who signed ours? Yeah? I would think so is 148 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:43.319 that who signed words? Whoever does the ceremony? 149 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:43.759 Yes? 150 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:46.759 If the priests who did it? Yes, he signed it. 151 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:49.160 I may have just answered my own question. I may 152 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:52.040 have just answered my own question. I may have just 153 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:53.600 sawt I may have just solved the mystery. 154 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:55.160 What mystery? What is it? 155 00:06:55.399 --> 00:06:57.240 The one I haven't even gotten to yet? What does 156 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:58.680 it say about Maryland? 157 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:02.000 After application the license which is not effective until six 158 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:04.040 am on the second calendar day. 159 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:07.279 So if you got it on Thursday, you're not eligible 160 00:07:07.399 --> 00:07:08.800 till six am Saturday. 161 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:11.720 That's forty eight hours. How about that? How about that? 162 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:17.439 So this woman and this guy in California, Right, Beverly Hills, nice, 163 00:07:17.519 --> 00:07:20.279 nice place, right, fancy? 164 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:22.639 No, no are you Are you one of the Hillbillies? 165 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:25.519 No, no, no, no, because you would because when I 166 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:27.279 tell you the story, you're gonna want to go like, 167 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:28.600 oh dumb haze seeds. 168 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:32.360 No, that's what we're thinking about. You nice? Please? 169 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:36.600 Huh the no, No, So Beverly Hills. They get a 170 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:41.439 marriage license. By the in between getting the marriage. After 171 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:44.839 getting the marriage license, these two, she's thirty six, he's 172 00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:54.279 forty two. They have a massive, massive blow up and 173 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:59.800 they call off the wedding. Wedding's off. Wedding's donzo, it's 174 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:00.600 not happening. 175 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:02.839 The woman. 176 00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:11.839 Takes the marriage certificate, has a pastor sign it, and 177 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:12.600 then send. 178 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:18.279 It into the court, so she falsified it. This guy's 179 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:22.839 married to her and has no idea. 180 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:25.319 Did they ever reconcile? So you said, master follow up? 181 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:28.000 So there was no like, oh I'm sorry. 182 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:29.920 No, No, what's. 183 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:30.680 The pastor's deal? 184 00:08:32.519 --> 00:08:34.200 Yeah, to have married them. 185 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:40.240 A pastor certified the marriage despite the groom being completely 186 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:44.600 absent from the ceremony. What ceremony the woman, well, there 187 00:08:44.679 --> 00:08:48.240 was no ceremony. There was no ceremony. The woman then 188 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:51.720 took the fraudulent Well it's not fraudulent. The pastor signed it, 189 00:08:52.039 --> 00:08:54.960 but the woman, I'm not done. The sorry that was? 190 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:56.240 That was? That was aggressive. 191 00:08:56.679 --> 00:09:01.159 The woman then took the marriage certificate to the county 192 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:05.519 clerk's office and had it filed, making it appear as 193 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:08.559 though the legitimate wedding had taken place. 194 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:13.440 How's that possible? 195 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.039 Well, you just told us. 196 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:16.600 Here's my question. 197 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:23.480 We read that to say, pastor is the pastor Mike Jones. 198 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:27.879 Who has chimed in himself. Oh crap, I forgot to 199 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:31.720 mail that. 200 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:33.320 No, you know what I mean? 201 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:37.120 Like, whose wedding did I say I would officiate? 202 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:39.600 Was it revs? 203 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:44.639 No? General Brandon and Placey a lot and al Toido's 204 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:47.919 and what is al Twido's fiance's name, Selena? 205 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:48.559 Selena. 206 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:51.559 I've told both of them I would officiate their wedding. 207 00:09:51.559 --> 00:09:53.240 I don't know if I officially told Altido. 208 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:56.519 So here's your answer, you made yourself available. 209 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:58.519 I would like to do both of them. I don't 210 00:09:58.559 --> 00:09:59.960 know if I can. I don't know what the day 211 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:02.120 I would like to be able to do them. I 212 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:05.879 hope it's not scheduled during playoff season anyway. 213 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:07.320 I'm just I'm being honest. 214 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:10.399 Notice he didn't say which sport, any playoff? 215 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:14.120 No, No, I'm very honored that both of them have asked. 216 00:10:14.279 --> 00:10:16.200 But I'm an ordained minister. 217 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:18.279 That didn't expire, right. 218 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:22.480 No, Once a minister, always a minister. Are you sure 219 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:25.600 I'll re up? Okay? Universal Church? They love me. 220 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:29.679 Yeah, anyway, don't don't don't throw that wrench. Don't throw 221 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:35.000 that wrench. ULCs do not expire you if I so, 222 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:39.519 Let's say al Toyto and what Selena they get a 223 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:46.080 marriage license, then they have a huge falling out and 224 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:49.039 it ends. Al Toyto comes to me and goes, hey, 225 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:51.559 will you sign this anyway? That way it'll look like 226 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:53.200 we're married. I'm signing it. 227 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:55.879 Why you want to be in on that? 228 00:10:57.720 --> 00:10:57.799 No? 229 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.720 Why why would you hill him now commit a crime? Well, 230 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:03.799 I'm not, I'm not. 231 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:04.519 It's fraud. 232 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:08.480 Why is he wanting to? 233 00:11:08.799 --> 00:11:08.879 Like? 234 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:10.799 What what did she get out of this story? 235 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:12.679 That I that's the part I don't know. I think 236 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.799 she was trying to go after his like the say 237 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:18.840 again benefits. I don't know what the in the in 238 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:21.000 the in the real story, I don't know what the 239 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:24.720 guy had but the guy lost his mind and then 240 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:27.080 like she reached down and was like, you know, we're married, 241 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:31.080 and he's like the balls we are. So I don't 242 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:34.480 know if she's trying to get half his stuff. It's California. 243 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:36.360 I don't know if she's trying Beverly Hills. 244 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:38.960 It's nice, right, that's one of those half states fifty 245 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:39.799 to fifty state. 246 00:11:40.039 --> 00:11:41.720 I don't need, which is why I would never get 247 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:43.279 married in California. 248 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:48.159 The I don't know if she's trying to get his stuff. 249 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:50.320 I don't know. I don't know what it is. But 250 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.279 that's a that's that. So maybe I'm wrong on how 251 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:57.639 how they got the certificate signed signed. 252 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.279 No, I think that's a pretty good theory. 253 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:02.000 But that would mean that it's it's an ordained person 254 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:04.039 and not an actual pastor. And in the story they 255 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:06.559 do refer to it as the pastor the pastor. 256 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:08.919 It's not just she found a pastor. 257 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:12.960 Okay, I am the pastor at Al Toyedo's wedding. I 258 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.120 am the pastor at General Brandon's wedding. 259 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:20.159 And according to Aaron M. Barla, what am I chop Liver? 260 00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:21.360 Oh, what is she doing? 261 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:22.000 Engaged? 262 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:24.200 Marry every other person but my ass. 263 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:25.440 She never asked me to marry her. 264 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:29.360 She never asked because I would have said, if anybody 265 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:33.039 here has any issues, let it be known with a loud. 266 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:39.600 I was never asked. So does it have to I 267 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:40.919 don't want to have that fight. Yes? 268 00:12:41.000 --> 00:12:48.360 Does it have to be the person who officiated? Do 269 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:50.960 they need to be the one that tests when they sign? 270 00:12:51.679 --> 00:12:56.360 Or could you have someone else who is in that role, 271 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:01.360 just a witness or just maybe in that church or 272 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:05.519 a part of that parish or whatever? Could they sign 273 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:06.600 or does it. 274 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:09.679 Show I'm the officient. I'm like, listen, I got to 275 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:12.320 get out of here. I got two more weddings. This 276 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:16.000 is Sally, she's a she's a docent here at the church. 277 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:19.480 She'll sign it, I don't know, and then you would 278 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:24.320 go to her and go hey off. Pastor Hank said 279 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.080 that he had to take off. So I need you 280 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:29.720 to sign this and she would have no idea. 281 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:29.720 If that's allowed. 282 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:31.919 Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. That's why 283 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:34.600 I said I'm dumb in this area. But here's what 284 00:13:34.679 --> 00:13:34.840 I do. 285 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:37.559 But how could you, like you're saying she's a church docin, 286 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:40.639 I mean, would that person qualify? Know you probably would 287 00:13:40.639 --> 00:13:43.440 need someone cut from the same cloth. 288 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.559 Oh, like a different pastor. 289 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:47.759 Yeah, fine, so you go when you go Pastor Hank left, 290 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:49.279 here's Pastor Tits. 291 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:52.559 You would think it would it should be the same 292 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:55.960 person who actually performed the ceremony. 293 00:13:55.559 --> 00:14:00.000 You would think. But who's who's verifying that? I know 294 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:02.120 this chick is married to this guy. 295 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:05.840 And this guy is hot, and I know that I 296 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:09.320 don't have photos of Kristen's wedding because I was the 297 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:11.240 maid of honor Eric. 298 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:15.200 But here we go. 299 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:17.159 I told you you want an answer to something. Who 300 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:18.240 are the smartest people. 301 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.639 In the world? Ellie of the Morning Listeners, Hi, Elliet 302 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:20.960 the Morning. 303 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:23.279 Hello, this is me? 304 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:25.039 Oh god, yeah, Hi, who's this? 305 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:27.200 Hi Elliott? 306 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:28.960 This is Amy from Dumfries. 307 00:14:29.080 --> 00:14:29.840 How are y'all this morning? 308 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:31.840 I am great? Thank you Amy? What can I do 309 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:33.639 for you? So? 310 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:38.159 I got married in Richmond in December twenty twenty three 311 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:42.480 at the Cathedral the Sacred Heart. And for our wedding 312 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:45.600 we had the full Catholic Mass, so the whole deal. 313 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:50.600 And when it came time for paperwork, there was the 314 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.279 marriage license and then there's a separate document that for 315 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:57.080 the marriage to be recognized within the Catholic Church that 316 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:00.039 you have to submit to the diocese. So for the 317 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:04.080 marriage license, that had to be filled out by the officiant, 318 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:10.320 which was the pastor of the church. Whereas for the 319 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:12.759 document that goes to the church, it had to have 320 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:14.519 the officiant. 321 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:15.559 As well as the father Tony Still. 322 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:18.879 And then the best man and the maid of honor 323 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:23.000 had to also sign as witnesses. But for the marriage license, 324 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:25.480 it could only be signed by him, and we didn't 325 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:29.159 even receive it back. Their deal was the officiant signs it, 326 00:15:29.279 --> 00:15:31.600 mails it in our hands, you know, once we gave 327 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:33.919 it to them, and the ceremony is done, like our 328 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:37.480 hands are free of it. So this chick, I don't 329 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:41.559 know if somehow she you know, if it was filed. 330 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:42.440 I guess after. 331 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:45.120 When the wedding supposedly took place. Once the past there 332 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:48.039 was like hey still and so forgot to sign this 333 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:51.519 and kind of you know, pulled one over on him 334 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:54.360 to get it signed and get it sent off because 335 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:57.279 it's only supposed to be the officiant who does it. 336 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:00.399 So it's kind of crazy that she was able to 337 00:16:01.679 --> 00:16:04.120 get all of this accomplished and you now be you know, 338 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:06.080 messing with this guy moving forward. 339 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:09.480 Yeah, no, I mean they're married according to according to 340 00:16:09.559 --> 00:16:11.279 the state of California, they're married. 341 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:13.639 Can I ask can I ask? A? Really? 342 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:18.159 Maybe this is a dumb question, But the only dumb 343 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.919 question is the one that's not asked. When you get 344 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:25.799 a marriage license, does it have to be signed by anybody. 345 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:29.159 When you get it from the courthouse? 346 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:33.080 Yea, definitely? Who's it signed by the person at the desk? 347 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:36.000 Okay, fine, that's right. Did you and lindsay both have 348 00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:40.000 to sign it? We both were there, but you don't 349 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:43.000 both have to be there. Kristen and Mike weren't in 350 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:45.679 in in in South Carolina? 351 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:47.759 Or did we have to sign it on the spot? 352 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:48.240 I don't. 353 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:49.240 I don't think we did. 354 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:56.360 When the officiant signs the marriage decree, is there any 355 00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:57.240 is there? 356 00:16:57.360 --> 00:16:58.639 Does it get notarized? 357 00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:02.799 Is there anything to it it? 358 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:06.279 Does it get notarized after it's sent back after its signed? 359 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:10.200 That that's too late? What stops me from doing this? 360 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:15.359 I go to the courthouse in Virginia, I sign, I 361 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:22.960 get a marriage license, I forge Pastor Tony's name, and. 362 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:27.799 I send it into the court and now I'm married 363 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:29.039 to Maren Morris. 364 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:35.400 I can write in whoever I want yes, I guess 365 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:37.880 in effect, you could, but I don't. Marriage licenses don't 366 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:38.640 have to be notarized. 367 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:41.920 Doesn't it seem there's a lot of easy ways to 368 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:42.960 sham the business. 369 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:48.799 Now, imagine Maren's surprise when she finds out we're married, and. 370 00:17:48.759 --> 00:17:51.079 The flip side of this, Why does Joseph have to leave? 371 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:54.720 It seems so easy? Yeah, why don't we just you're married? 372 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:57.559 Yeah, it's like, we don't need Casey's consent. 373 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:05.279 Hell Jones and I are both we could both sign it, 374 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:06.079 did you see? 375 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:08.759 So the police chief decline to release the name of 376 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:14.559 the pastor in order to prevent harassment and influence as 377 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:15.960 we move forward in this case? 378 00:18:16.240 --> 00:18:17.559 Is it a legit pastor? 379 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:21.799 When you say that, when you say name of the pastor, 380 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:25.640 no one would call you or Mike Jones a pastor? 381 00:18:25.839 --> 00:18:33.039 That's fair, that's fair, But harassment, like who's going after 382 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:35.960 the pastor? And do you think the pastor's in on this? 383 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:36.599 Like? 384 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:39.480 Is this is this gonna expose? Is there something corrupt 385 00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:40.079 about the church? 386 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.519 Oh so you think you think that the bride and 387 00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:48.640 the pastor Rinka who she's like, listen, some California is 388 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:51.119 a fifty to fifty state. Sign this, we'll get fifty, 389 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.279 you'll get you'll get Now, it's a twenty five to 390 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:54.079 twenty five state. 391 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:59.160 H is the pastor in trouble. 392 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.559 It just says we're moving forward with the case and 393 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:05.640 we're not identifying Hi, Elliot the morning. 394 00:19:08.480 --> 00:19:09.279 Yeah, Hi, who's this? 395 00:19:11.200 --> 00:19:11.880 It's Toby. 396 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:14.039 Yes, Toby, what can I do for you? 397 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:19.079 So in Alaska a couple can go to the courthouse 398 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:23.119 and say I want Joe Schmoe my friend to marry us, 399 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:27.559 and Joe Schmoe will get a certificate for one day 400 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:30.680 every year and they can marry a couple. So you 401 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:33.559