Speaker 1: What do I say about Eli at the Morning Listeners?
Speaker 2: Well, they're onions.
Speaker 3: The I've never said that, Diane. I've never called a
Speaker 3: listener an onion.
Speaker 2: No, but we learn more about people every day.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, no, no, smartest people in the world.
Speaker 3: Smartest people in the world. You want to get an
Speaker 3: answer to anything, asking Elliott the Morning Listener, smartest people
Speaker 3: in the world, you may have to ask several of
Speaker 3: them before you get the answer. Some of them may
Speaker 3: be dumb in this, but very smart in that.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you're dumb in this, well, I this this, I
Speaker 3: am actually going to be very dumb.
Speaker 4: In Oh okay, this is new territory for you.
Speaker 3: The I found the one area no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: so listen, right, So this it doesn't matter. These people
Speaker 3: live out in Los Angeles, but this part doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: When I got married, right, Jackie and I ran away,
Speaker 3: not ran away.
Speaker 1: But we had a not not random destinations.
Speaker 3: Yeah no no, but it wasn't like no no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no. But it wasn't like in a church or
Speaker 3: something like that, right, And so we had to go
Speaker 3: to the courthouse where we were and like sign the
Speaker 3: paperwork and stuff. If you get married. So traditionally, this
Speaker 3: is where I need help. Traditionally you go to the
Speaker 3: courthouse and you get a marriage license.
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that true?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: When we like when Jackie and I got.
Speaker 3: Married, we had to go to a courthouse where we
Speaker 3: were to get a marriage certificate.
Speaker 1: But I think that was it.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know that anybody ever signed anything like
Speaker 3: I've told you for you. I don't even know that
Speaker 3: Jackie and I are married. I have no clue. But anyway, traditionally, yes,
Speaker 3: you would go to a courthouse and get a marriage
Speaker 3: license and then that gives you X number of days
Speaker 3: to get married.
Speaker 1: That's right, you did that. I did that. You did that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't get a marriage license? Are you and
Speaker 1: Mike married?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You did it online? Oh so no, you're not. Is
Speaker 1: that legit? And there you had to go in person?
Speaker 3: Kristin's saying no, South Carolina anyway. Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 3: Do you have to get the marriage license where you're
Speaker 3: getting married? But your ceremony was in Maryland?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got it in Maryland.
Speaker 4: So I don't have an answer for you.
Speaker 1: You don't know where you got your marriage license.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, we got it in Maryland and then
Speaker 4: got married in Maryland state. So I don't know if
Speaker 4: you're well. Kristin would know. She lives in Maryland but
Speaker 4: got it in South Carolina.
Speaker 3: She's so busy looking at the gift that she got.
Speaker 1: Where did you get.
Speaker 3: Your marriage license Virginia and you got married in Virginia?
Speaker 1: I was there. Oh you didn't run off with Scott? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The no, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, we didn't get our marriage Jack and I didn't
Speaker 3: get our marriage certificate in Virginia and then get married
Speaker 3: somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Right Where did you get yours?
Speaker 6: Uh? Online through the court system of South Carolina.
Speaker 1: And then you got married in South Carolina?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: And then Jones had to sign the certificate afterwards, and
Speaker 6: then Jones had to mail it to the courts.
Speaker 1: Or whatever because he signed.
Speaker 6: It because he's the officiant to make it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, now we're getting somewhere. Now, we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 6: But we never Mike and I never went to a
Speaker 6: court or anything. And because we looked it up because
Speaker 6: we were you know, we're here right and they you
Speaker 6: just sign it. I think we had to do it.
Speaker 6: Technically like twelve days prior to the ceremony.
Speaker 1: Right, Can I ask you this is that? Is any
Speaker 1: of it different? Is any of it? What does that?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, Tyler got the proof.
Speaker 4: These were the photos.
Speaker 3: Why do you have photos of Mike Jones signing her
Speaker 3: wedding certifications?
Speaker 4: And her Mike are in the photos too? I know
Speaker 4: why you have a couple of times he looked at
Speaker 4: me and smiled for the camera.
Speaker 1: You took that picture?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I took all of them. It was the night
Speaker 4: of the ceremony.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when we went everybody went back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, is that when you got proposition?
Speaker 1: No, that was the night before. That's when I oh,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 6: I walked over or Tyler and his wife Lindsay walked
Speaker 6: me back, and then the like high school kids tried
Speaker 6: to get into the bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: And we were like, when did Elliott bring his whole family?
Speaker 3: But is it question doing it online? Was that any
Speaker 3: different because Mike's military? No, so not at all, because
Speaker 3: I would think military, if you're deployed or something and
Speaker 3: you're going to come back and you're gonna get married
Speaker 3: when you return or something, that maybe it's different that
Speaker 3: way or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that would be the only thing, but
Speaker 1: that had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 6: No, we weren't cures or we were curious. We're like, okay,
Speaker 6: do we have to fly down to the court set
Speaker 6: up an appointment to get this done? And it just
Speaker 6: said you can do it online submitted that way.
Speaker 1: We got ours the day before, Like we went to
Speaker 1: the courthouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got ours that literally the day before.
Speaker 4: Aren't In some cases they they're not able to be
Speaker 4: active for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 3: So like you go to let's you just for argument's sake,
Speaker 3: you go to the courthouse on on May first.
Speaker 4: By the way she answered your question, so residency doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: It's way you're getting married.
Speaker 1: Correct, we think so.
Speaker 3: The so you get it on May first, but it
Speaker 3: may not be eligible to be used until May fifth.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's that long, but I thought
Speaker 4: there was a waiting period until you can execute. Am
Speaker 4: I thinking of guns? The No, I think there is
Speaker 4: for I know, there's definitely like you said, there's a
Speaker 4: deadline of time. Yeah, and there is a deadline for
Speaker 4: which you can use it. But I thought you had
Speaker 4: to wait to use it.
Speaker 1: It's not long. Maybe it's twenty four hours oka eight hours?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Virginia said there's no waiting period, so.
Speaker 4: You can use it immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could get it at two pm again and
Speaker 3: tie the knot at two o five.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it right on.
Speaker 4: Let me tack Marilyn.
Speaker 3: Let's see when you get married in a church or
Speaker 3: in a more traditional setting where you have a not,
Speaker 3: you don't have the afternoon disc jockey host doing your wedding.
Speaker 3: But you get married and there's like a religious person,
Speaker 3: an efficiant. Is that who signs the forms?
Speaker 2: That's who signed ours? Yeah? I would think so is
Speaker 2: that who signed words? Whoever does the ceremony?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: If the priests who did it? Yes, he signed it.
Speaker 3: I may have just answered my own question. I may
Speaker 3: have just answered my own question. I may have just
Speaker 3: sawt I may have just solved the mystery.
Speaker 1: What mystery? What is it?
Speaker 3: The one I haven't even gotten to yet? What does
Speaker 3: it say about Maryland?
Speaker 4: After application the license which is not effective until six
Speaker 4: am on the second calendar day.
Speaker 3: So if you got it on Thursday, you're not eligible
Speaker 3: till six am Saturday.
Speaker 1: That's forty eight hours. How about that? How about that?
Speaker 3: So this woman and this guy in California, Right, Beverly Hills, nice,
Speaker 3: nice place, right, fancy?
Speaker 4: No, no are you Are you one of the Hillbillies?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, because you would because when I
Speaker 3: tell you the story, you're gonna want to go like,
Speaker 3: oh dumb haze seeds.
Speaker 1: No, that's what we're thinking about. You nice? Please?
Speaker 3: Huh the no, No, So Beverly Hills. They get a
Speaker 3: marriage license. By the in between getting the marriage. After
Speaker 3: getting the marriage license, these two, she's thirty six, he's
Speaker 3: forty two. They have a massive, massive blow up and
Speaker 3: they call off the wedding. Wedding's off. Wedding's donzo, it's
Speaker 3: not happening.
Speaker 1: The woman.
Speaker 3: Takes the marriage certificate, has a pastor sign it, and
Speaker 3: then send.
Speaker 1: It into the court, so she falsified it. This guy's
Speaker 1: married to her and has no idea.
Speaker 2: Did they ever reconcile? So you said, master follow up?
Speaker 2: So there was no like, oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, No, what's.
Speaker 4: The pastor's deal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to have married them.
Speaker 3: A pastor certified the marriage despite the groom being completely
Speaker 3: absent from the ceremony. What ceremony the woman, well, there
Speaker 3: was no ceremony. There was no ceremony. The woman then
Speaker 3: took the fraudulent Well it's not fraudulent. The pastor signed it,
Speaker 3: but the woman, I'm not done. The sorry that was?
Speaker 1: That was? That was aggressive.
Speaker 3: The woman then took the marriage certificate to the county
Speaker 3: clerk's office and had it filed, making it appear as
Speaker 3: though the legitimate wedding had taken place.
Speaker 1: How's that possible?
Speaker 4: Well, you just told us.
Speaker 1: Here's my question.
Speaker 3: We read that to say, pastor is the pastor Mike Jones.
Speaker 4: Who has chimed in himself. Oh crap, I forgot to
Speaker 4: mail that.
Speaker 1: No, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, whose wedding did I say I would officiate?
Speaker 1: Was it revs?
Speaker 3: No? General Brandon and Placey a lot and al Toido's
Speaker 3: and what is al Twido's fiance's name, Selena?
Speaker 1: Selena.
Speaker 3: I've told both of them I would officiate their wedding.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I officially told Altido.
Speaker 1: So here's your answer, you made yourself available.
Speaker 3: I would like to do both of them. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I can. I don't know what the day
Speaker 3: I would like to be able to do them. I
Speaker 3: hope it's not scheduled during playoff season anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: Notice he didn't say which sport, any playoff?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm very honored that both of them have asked.
Speaker 1: But I'm an ordained minister.
Speaker 2: That didn't expire, right.
Speaker 1: No, Once a minister, always a minister. Are you sure
Speaker 1: I'll re up? Okay? Universal Church? They love me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, don't don't don't throw that wrench. Don't throw
Speaker 3: that wrench. ULCs do not expire you if I so,
Speaker 3: Let's say al Toyto and what Selena they get a
Speaker 3: marriage license, then they have a huge falling out and
Speaker 3: it ends. Al Toyto comes to me and goes, hey,
Speaker 3: will you sign this anyway? That way it'll look like
Speaker 3: we're married. I'm signing it.
Speaker 4: Why you want to be in on that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Why why would you hill him now commit a crime? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's fraud.
Speaker 4: Why is he wanting to?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: What what did she get out of this story?
Speaker 3: That I that's the part I don't know. I think
Speaker 3: she was trying to go after his like the say
Speaker 3: again benefits. I don't know what the in the in
Speaker 3: the in the real story, I don't know what the
Speaker 3: guy had but the guy lost his mind and then
Speaker 3: like she reached down and was like, you know, we're married,
Speaker 3: and he's like the balls we are. So I don't
Speaker 3: know if she's trying to get half his stuff. It's California.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's trying Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: It's nice, right, that's one of those half states fifty
Speaker 2: to fifty state.
Speaker 3: I don't need, which is why I would never get
Speaker 3: married in California.
Speaker 1: The I don't know if she's trying to get his stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what it is. But
Speaker 1: that's a that's that. So maybe I'm wrong on how
Speaker 1: how they got the certificate signed signed.
Speaker 4: No, I think that's a pretty good theory.
Speaker 3: But that would mean that it's it's an ordained person
Speaker 3: and not an actual pastor. And in the story they
Speaker 3: do refer to it as the pastor the pastor.
Speaker 2: It's not just she found a pastor.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am the pastor at Al Toyedo's wedding. I
Speaker 3: am the pastor at General Brandon's wedding.
Speaker 4: And according to Aaron M. Barla, what am I chop Liver?
Speaker 1: Oh, what is she doing?
Speaker 2: Engaged?
Speaker 4: Marry every other person but my ass.
Speaker 1: She never asked me to marry her.
Speaker 3: She never asked because I would have said, if anybody
Speaker 3: here has any issues, let it be known with a loud.
Speaker 1: I was never asked. So does it have to I
Speaker 1: don't want to have that fight. Yes?
Speaker 4: Does it have to be the person who officiated? Do
Speaker 4: they need to be the one that tests when they sign?
Speaker 4: Or could you have someone else who is in that role,
Speaker 4: just a witness or just maybe in that church or
Speaker 4: a part of that parish or whatever? Could they sign
Speaker 4: or does it.
Speaker 3: Show I'm the officient. I'm like, listen, I got to
Speaker 3: get out of here. I got two more weddings. This
Speaker 3: is Sally, she's a she's a docent here at the church.
Speaker 3: She'll sign it, I don't know, and then you would
Speaker 3: go to her and go hey off. Pastor Hank said
Speaker 3: that he had to take off. So I need you
Speaker 3: to sign this and she would have no idea.
Speaker 4: If that's allowed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. That's why
Speaker 1: I said I'm dumb in this area. But here's what
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: But how could you, like you're saying she's a church docin,
Speaker 4: I mean, would that person qualify? Know you probably would
Speaker 4: need someone cut from the same cloth.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a different pastor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, so you go when you go Pastor Hank left,
Speaker 3: here's Pastor Tits.
Speaker 2: You would think it would it should be the same
Speaker 2: person who actually performed the ceremony.
Speaker 3: You would think. But who's who's verifying that? I know
Speaker 3: this chick is married to this guy.
Speaker 4: And this guy is hot, and I know that I
Speaker 4: don't have photos of Kristen's wedding because I was the
Speaker 4: maid of honor Eric.
Speaker 1: But here we go.
Speaker 3: I told you you want an answer to something. Who
Speaker 3: are the smartest people.
Speaker 1: In the world? Ellie of the Morning Listeners, Hi, Elliet
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 7: Hello, this is me?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 8: Hi Elliott?
Speaker 7: This is Amy from Dumfries.
Speaker 5: How are y'all this morning?
Speaker 1: I am great? Thank you Amy? What can I do
Speaker 1: for you? So?
Speaker 7: I got married in Richmond in December twenty twenty three
Speaker 7: at the Cathedral the Sacred Heart. And for our wedding
Speaker 7: we had the full Catholic Mass, so the whole deal.
Speaker 7: And when it came time for paperwork, there was the
Speaker 7: marriage license and then there's a separate document that for
Speaker 7: the marriage to be recognized within the Catholic Church that
Speaker 7: you have to submit to the diocese. So for the
Speaker 7: marriage license, that had to be filled out by the officiant,
Speaker 7: which was the pastor of the church. Whereas for the
Speaker 7: document that goes to the church, it had to have
Speaker 7: the officiant.
Speaker 5: As well as the father Tony Still.
Speaker 7: And then the best man and the maid of honor
Speaker 7: had to also sign as witnesses. But for the marriage license,
Speaker 7: it could only be signed by him, and we didn't
Speaker 7: even receive it back. Their deal was the officiant signs it,
Speaker 7: mails it in our hands, you know, once we gave
Speaker 7: it to them, and the ceremony is done, like our
Speaker 7: hands are free of it. So this chick, I don't
Speaker 7: know if somehow she you know, if it was filed.
Speaker 9: I guess after.
Speaker 7: When the wedding supposedly took place. Once the past there
Speaker 7: was like hey still and so forgot to sign this
Speaker 7: and kind of you know, pulled one over on him
Speaker 7: to get it signed and get it sent off because
Speaker 7: it's only supposed to be the officiant who does it.
Speaker 7: So it's kind of crazy that she was able to
Speaker 7: get all of this accomplished and you now be you know,
Speaker 7: messing with this guy moving forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean they're married according to according to
Speaker 3: the state of California, they're married.
Speaker 1: Can I ask can I ask? A? Really?
Speaker 3: Maybe this is a dumb question, But the only dumb
Speaker 3: question is the one that's not asked. When you get
Speaker 3: a marriage license, does it have to be signed by anybody.
Speaker 4: When you get it from the courthouse?
Speaker 1: Yea, definitely? Who's it signed by the person at the desk?
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, that's right. Did you and lindsay both have
Speaker 3: to sign it? We both were there, but you don't
Speaker 3: both have to be there. Kristen and Mike weren't in
Speaker 3: in in in South Carolina?
Speaker 4: Or did we have to sign it on the spot?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think we did.
Speaker 3: When the officiant signs the marriage decree, is there any
Speaker 3: is there?
Speaker 1: Does it get notarized?
Speaker 3: Is there anything to it it?
Speaker 2: Does it get notarized after it's sent back after its signed?
Speaker 1: That that's too late? What stops me from doing this?
Speaker 3: I go to the courthouse in Virginia, I sign, I
Speaker 3: get a marriage license, I forge Pastor Tony's name, and.
Speaker 1: I send it into the court and now I'm married
Speaker 1: to Maren Morris.
Speaker 4: I can write in whoever I want yes, I guess
Speaker 4: in effect, you could, but I don't. Marriage licenses don't
Speaker 4: have to be notarized.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it seem there's a lot of easy ways to
Speaker 1: sham the business.
Speaker 3: Now, imagine Maren's surprise when she finds out we're married, and.
Speaker 4: The flip side of this, Why does Joseph have to leave?
Speaker 1: It seems so easy? Yeah, why don't we just you're married?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, we don't need Casey's consent.
Speaker 1: Hell Jones and I are both we could both sign it,
Speaker 1: did you see?
Speaker 4: So the police chief decline to release the name of
Speaker 4: the pastor in order to prevent harassment and influence as
Speaker 4: we move forward in this case?
Speaker 1: Is it a legit pastor?
Speaker 4: When you say that, when you say name of the pastor,
Speaker 4: no one would call you or Mike Jones a pastor?
Speaker 4: That's fair, that's fair, But harassment, like who's going after
Speaker 4: the pastor? And do you think the pastor's in on this?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Is this is this gonna expose? Is there something corrupt
Speaker 4: about the church?
Speaker 3: Oh so you think you think that the bride and
Speaker 3: the pastor Rinka who she's like, listen, some California is
Speaker 3: a fifty to fifty state. Sign this, we'll get fifty,
Speaker 3: you'll get you'll get Now, it's a twenty five to
Speaker 3: twenty five state.
Speaker 1: H is the pastor in trouble.
Speaker 4: It just says we're moving forward with the case and
Speaker 4: we're not identifying Hi, Elliot the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 9: It's Toby.
Speaker 1: Yes, Toby, what can I do for you?
Speaker 10: So in Alaska a couple can go to the courthouse
Speaker 10: and say I want Joe Schmoe my friend to marry us,
Speaker 10: and Joe Schmoe will get a certificate for one day
Speaker 10: every year and they can marry a couple. So you
Speaker 10: can get your best friend to marry you. Well, it's
Speaker 10: actually married to my friends.
Speaker 3: But that's that's kind of the same as getting ordained right,
Speaker 3: like through Universal Life Church where you mail away for it. Actually,
Speaker 3: I would argue Alaska does maybe a little better job
Speaker 3: where you have to go to the courthouse.
Speaker 10: You do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that part's fine. It just doesn't explain, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1: It doesn't explain the how this got done.
Speaker 4: Now, now here's an issue you may find yourself having
Speaker 4: to deal with in the future. Earliot, are any of
Speaker 4: those three couples you mentioned that you are going to officiate.
Speaker 4: Are they in Virginia?
Speaker 3: I know Al Toyto is in Virginia. He's in Richmond. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: Richmond area. I don't know exactly where he lives. I
Speaker 3: don't know where do all the movie stars of Richmond
Speaker 3: live in general?
Speaker 1: Brandon is in.
Speaker 2: Well, aren't they in Richmond?
Speaker 1: Yes? And then Aaron and Barlow who's never asked me.
Speaker 1: She's never asked me to marry. But if she does,
Speaker 1: then yeah, she's in Richmond.
Speaker 4: There are quite a few people saying that Virginia does
Speaker 4: not recognize anything from Universal Life Church.
Speaker 3: Not true, not true, not true. I've married well, oh boy,
Speaker 3: oh boy? Somebody called, wait a minute, is that true?
Speaker 4: There are quite a few dms and even the mess
Speaker 4: there's an ex that's say Elliott needs to look at
Speaker 4: that before those weddings.
Speaker 3: No, because I definitely signed everything off on Shannon and
Speaker 3: Paul's wedding. Start buy Shannon right, I married that They've
Speaker 3: been married happily, happily for years, decades.
Speaker 4: I would want to check that out. You could ruin somebody,
Speaker 4: so three people's big day.
Speaker 1: Or it frees me up for three days.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, Diane, did he.
Speaker 3: Know, no, but you know what, like, I would never
Speaker 3: tell Shannon and Paul that you want them to think
Speaker 3: that the last twenty years of their life was a sham.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd follow up on that.
Speaker 1: Is that a recent finding?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I was concerned by the number
Speaker 4: of people who brought it up. But I am through
Speaker 4: Universal Life Church, Yes, or do you just say that? No,
Speaker 4: I know you're a part of like a knockoff or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I definitely went through ucl ULC whatever, Diane.
Speaker 4: That's the Champions League.
Speaker 1: I don't know the I don't know the answer to that. Evey. Wait,
Speaker 1: so then, how how do I marry somebody in Virginia?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do they have like their own church? I think you.
Speaker 4: Have to go to.
Speaker 1: Become a priest. Okay that I'm not doing. Listen.
Speaker 3: I love seminary I love all of them, but I
Speaker 3: am not going to seminary school to do this, Okay.
Speaker 4: And then they're going to hear this as they walk
Speaker 4: down the aisle, because you're only a valot through Yuepha.
Speaker 1: Line seven. Hi Elliott, the morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Who's this?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: This is j Hi Jenny. What can I do for you?
Speaker 8: I was married in California, and I had to have
Speaker 8: two witnesses sign my marriage license after the efficient signed
Speaker 8: after the ceremony.
Speaker 1: Are you Jewish?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 9: No, Universal Life Church married me.
Speaker 1: Oh that a girl? No No.
Speaker 3: The reason I ask is that like for Jews, you
Speaker 3: signed the katuba and that all takes place before the
Speaker 3: even the wedding takes place, but that gets signed by
Speaker 3: the rabbi. And also like two witnesses have to sign it,
Speaker 3: so before you even show up in front of the
Speaker 3: synagogue and under the hippa, you're already married.
Speaker 1: Like everything else is just for show. You're already done.
Speaker 8: Oh well no, we Protestant, he's Catholic and.
Speaker 1: So but you had to have two witnesses sign it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my made up of honor and his best man
Speaker 8: had to sign our marriage license.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Interesting because I know a woman who just got married
Speaker 3: in Beverly Hills and she she had nobody signing except
Speaker 3: that fay past her or did she thank you.
Speaker 1: What part of what part of California?
Speaker 8: San Diego?
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, beautiful? Good for you? All right, very good,
Speaker 3: thank you, ma'am. Thank you just got.
Speaker 4: Married under a huppah in San Diego.
Speaker 1: God bless her, God bless her husband.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 4: Maybe one day you can meet again and he'll take
Speaker 4: the photo. I didn't have to sign the katuba for jazz?
Speaker 3: Did they?
Speaker 1: Did they have a rabbi? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: They did everything traditionally?
Speaker 1: Did they really? Did they? Did they have sex? Or
Speaker 1: a sheet?
Speaker 3: Let me text her, I'll do it?
Speaker 1: Line three?
Speaker 4: Why don't I have pictures of that? He's not Jewish?
Speaker 4: Alex is in Jewish?
Speaker 3: Are you serious? Oh man? Will a rabbi still do
Speaker 3: that wedding?
Speaker 1: They did? Did they really? I do it for Hell?
Speaker 1: Hi Elliot the morning Hell? Hello, Yeah, Hi, yes Hi.
Speaker 9: This is Katie from Frederick.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: I was listening to you talk about the possibility that
Speaker 5: the bride and the officient were gonna like split community property, right,
Speaker 5: So I just I've been watching the most recent season
Speaker 5: of Real Housewives with Beverly Hills and Strie was getting
Speaker 5: divorced and they were telling her, oh, ma'am, your husband
Speaker 5: is divorcing you at nine and a half years because
Speaker 5: community property doesn't kick in until ten.
Speaker 2: Ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, ma'am, you know that's all.
Speaker 11: That's that's all, Andy Cohen, That PK is tvous, all right,
Speaker 11: very good? Very good, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: That doesn't count that someone called in with an answer
Speaker 4: to your dilemma, M yes or not really yours, but
Speaker 4: three others dilemmas.
Speaker 3: Okay, can you please stop putting Aaron M barlow in.
Speaker 3: This isn't Aaron M barlow already married?
Speaker 2: No, who just got engaged not too long ago.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. But she never asked me.
Speaker 4: She does it? Acknowledge her? She did never ask?
Speaker 1: Okay, the them? Why like that? You know what that is?
Speaker 3: That's that's like being angry about Well, you didn't get
Speaker 3: me everything I wanted.
Speaker 1: She's just well you didn't asking.
Speaker 4: Now, if I thought it was actually a real option,
Speaker 4: I would have one hundred thousand percent asked Elliott to
Speaker 4: marry us.
Speaker 3: Well, it is because I'm doing General Brandon and and
Speaker 3: uh al tooyda maybe maybe, although I never got back
Speaker 3: to al toydo fne seven Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, I told missus his answer, Hello, Hi, can you
Speaker 1: hear me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got you? Who's this?
Speaker 9: This is Alex and Richmond. No, I just wanted to confirm.
Speaker 9: I also went through the ULC to get ordained for
Speaker 9: my cousin. I married her in New York. I can't.
Speaker 9: I have two best friends who got married here in Virginia.
Speaker 9: You cannot marry people in Virginia. You have to like
Speaker 9: be a member of a church and like go to
Speaker 9: church regularly. I think it is, but ULC is not
Speaker 9: recognized in Virginia.
Speaker 1: Then how were my friends Shannon and Paul married?
Speaker 9: You might want you might want to do some research
Speaker 9: on that one.
Speaker 1: Okay? Can we all everybody?
Speaker 3: If if you run into Starbucks, Shannon, don't say nothing,
Speaker 3: don't say no, don't ruin it.
Speaker 1: Also, am I end I signed the marriage stuff?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Were there witnesses too? Or you don't remember?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Shannon and Paul?
Speaker 4: Was this the original wedding you became ordained for?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you've been a fraud from the beginning. It's
Speaker 4: not like there was another out of state wedding that
Speaker 4: you you know, this was the very first one I.
Speaker 1: Did it for.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's their fault for hire in a hill build.
Speaker 1: Well, that was gonna be my next question. How far
Speaker 1: back does it go?
Speaker 9: I'm assuming as far back as it can, but I
Speaker 9: don't know for sure.
Speaker 4: How far back does the church go?
Speaker 1: But Diane was at the wedding, Yes, I was well, no,
Speaker 1: you weren't. You were, but you weren't.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, there's there's there's there's some stuff that went on.
Speaker 4: But you're an accomplished Diane.
Speaker 1: You knew.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I have to turn these off. I have
Speaker 1: to turn I don't want to. I don't know. Hold on, please, Diane.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're not married.
Speaker 4: That even the longest MIC's off moment in the history
Speaker 4: of the show.
Speaker 1: Because someone was talking more than listening.
Speaker 4: But I think I think get very nervous. That's too bad.
Speaker 2: They just hit fourteen years.
Speaker 1: What do we do if we run into Starbucks, Shannon?
Speaker 1: What do we do? Saying damn? Saying nothing? No, they're
Speaker 1: no worse for the wear.
Speaker 3: Also, my apologies to General Brandon, al Toyto and Aaron Ambarlow,
Speaker 3: who I was very excited to do it for, but
Speaker 3: so they don't recognize anybody being ordained.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: I have a little journal here, and I'm going to
Speaker 4: write Shannon under Lander, not for the same reason, but
Speaker 4: for the nay on the talk reason line.
Speaker 1: Hi Elliot the morning.
Speaker 12: Hey, how you doing So? I've done this before in Virginia.
Speaker 12: I'm more day through I guess Universal Life Church as well.
Speaker 12: Nice to your local courthouse and get like a one
Speaker 12: day pass to do these. So you're just gonna have
Speaker 12: to go to the courthouse a bunch of all these
Speaker 12: different people.
Speaker 3: That paperwork so is Virginia. Why would I go to
Speaker 3: a Why would I go to a courthouse? I've already
Speaker 3: broken the law.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Who.
Speaker 12: They give you the money back though they send it,
Speaker 12: they send it back. It's just five hundred dollars. You
Speaker 12: performed the thing, and then you bring the paperwork back
Speaker 12: saying you did it, and then they give you your
Speaker 12: five hundred dollars back. It takes a little bit to
Speaker 12: get the money back. But you know, I'm sure how
Speaker 12: Toydo and this other guy can brought that money for you.
Speaker 1: Al Toydo is an actor. Thank you.
Speaker 3: The the wait, so so it's like Alaska, you have
Speaker 3: to go down and get it in person.
Speaker 1: Yes, I definitely to do that with Shannon and Paul.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now. All right, very good,
Speaker 1: very good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's going to be an uncomfortable conversation next time
Speaker 4: you're with them.
Speaker 1: No, it's not, oh, because you're going to bring it up.
Speaker 1: Why would what am I gonna do?
Speaker 4: The longer you wait, the worse it gets.
Speaker 1: Not at all, You just say you didn't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, is is year fifteen gonna be that worse
Speaker 2: than fourteen?
Speaker 1: You know What's funny?
Speaker 3: All these years, I've always questioned whether Jackie and I
Speaker 3: are legit. We're good, all right, compared to Shannon and Paul.
Speaker 3: Those two were you know what, they are roommates.
Speaker 4: They're definitely not bestive.
Speaker 1: And it's funny. I can't remember who, but one of
Speaker 1: their parents was.
Speaker 2: Was against it, against you marrying them? Yeah, because they
Speaker 2: you were fake.
Speaker 1: They won out ship