WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:22.879 The Magnificent Montcule, stirring Marty Wolle Yes, it's the Magnificent Monlegule. 2 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:26.359 The Saturday Night Transcribe feature on NBC's All Star Festival 3 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:30.199 of Comedy, Music, Mystery and Drama, brought to you by Chesterfield. 4 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.640 Always Milder, better tasting, coolest smoking plus no unpleasant after 5 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:37.880 taste by Addison for fast relief from pain of headache, 6 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:42.200 New writers in Neuralgia and by RCA Victor world leader 7 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:45.439 in radio, first in recorded music, and first in television. 8 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.159 Before we hear from the. 9 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:50.320 Magnificent Monticule, let's hear from Chesterfield. 10 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:52.359 You see it in the newspapers. 11 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:55.960 No unpleasant after teast, you hear it on the radio, 12 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:00.640 No unpleasant after teath, you see it on television, No 13 00:01:01.159 --> 00:01:02.479 unpleasant after. 14 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:05.519 Taste when you smoke Chesterfields. 15 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:08.200 It's the biggest plus in cigarette history. 16 00:01:08.599 --> 00:01:09.840 Science discovered it. 17 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:11.640 You can prove it. 18 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:16.560 Science discovered that of all brands tested, Chesterfield and only 19 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.879 Chesterfield leaves no unpleasant aftertaste. 20 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:23.239 Prove it yourself. 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That's stalwart organization of 31 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:09.000 Shakespearean actors who live in an unemployed world of their 32 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:12.280 own all year long. The Proscenium Club waits for their 33 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:15.599 one big event, their annual Fourth of July picnic and 34 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:17.039 outing at Shakespeare Grove. 35 00:02:17.719 --> 00:02:19.159 It is the morning of the great event. 36 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.840 In the Boticu apartment, his wife Lily and Agnes the 37 00:02:21.879 --> 00:02:24.159 maid are making up lunch baskets. 38 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:26.080 Agnes is very happy. 39 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:28.840 Have you got the mustard, mustard, mustard? Have you got 40 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:32.319 the pickles, pickles, pickles? Have you got the elish wellish rellish? 41 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:33.479 Have you got that ragness? 42 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:33.840 Yeah? 43 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:34.199 Honey? 44 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:36.560 Oh do you have a lunch basket almost packed? 45 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:37.400 What a picnic? 46 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:40.759 Look at this food, fried chicken, potato, salad, deviled eggs, 47 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:43.199 chocolate cake, boieah, those ants are gonna. 48 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:48.199 Live oh everything looks so wait egg news. Why, honey, 49 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:52.280 I just remembered Edwin hates deviled eggs, So what little 50 00:02:52.280 --> 00:02:53.439 spoiled the picnic for him? 51 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:54.560 What picnic? 52 00:02:55.439 --> 00:02:58.159 Isn't that lunch for the Prosinium Club Fourth of July picnic? 53 00:02:58.280 --> 00:02:59.080 Are you kiddness? 54 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:01.280 Is the my picnic? Your picture? 55 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:01.560 Yeah? 56 00:03:01.599 --> 00:03:02.360 My social club? 57 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:05.039 The unattached girls of East thirty seventh Streets throwing one. 58 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:08.639 Dear, I thought that lunch was. 59 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:11.560 I don't worry, I'll fix in one right now. Oh good, 60 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:14.560 have I got the poison? Poison poisons? The r snake, 61 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:15.560 ar snake, ar snake? 62 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:18.240 Why'd you come along with us? 63 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:18.919 Honey? 64 00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:21.919 Please don't trap me into one of those outdoor memorial services. 65 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:23.639 The Proscenium Club calls a picnic. 66 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:28.240 But was great fun that picnic with Edwin's old actor friend. 67 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.400 Fun with those stuffy old actors. 68 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:33.120 Because you know on the picnic they're very informal. 69 00:03:33.240 --> 00:03:37.560 Oh they're a real fun loving bunch of madcaps, sitting 70 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:43.039 around under the trees with their spats on buttons. 71 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:45.759 Miss. 72 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:49.199 You know, there's always swimming, now, that's worth saying. The 73 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:51.560 swimming suit says, old foggies, climb into it. 74 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:55.280 May be a little conservative and old fashion. 75 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:57.199 Whatever it is, it's the only place you can still 76 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:59.080 see a double breasted bath and sit with a belt 77 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:04.759 in the back. Oh, come now an the campfire with 78 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:09.000 those long, dull recitations from Shakespeare. And then your husband 79 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.479 takes over with his annual rendering of hamlets. Soilloquy. I 80 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:15.479 can still hear the voice ringing through the woods. It 81 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:18.480 really gets them at Moss last year, two hundred moose 82 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:19.560 came running looking for me. 83 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:24.319 Oh, it won't be the same without you. 84 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:26.519 Now, honey, I'm all set to go. The unattached girls 85 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:29.360 of East thirty seventh Street. The entertainment committees land up 86 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.680 a boat ride up to Bear Mountain. The invitation says, 87 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:33.160 campfire songs. 88 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:34.920 And dancing dancing at Bear Mountain. 89 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:38.600 Oh, then you all have dates dates those girls you 90 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.120 can Who are you going to dance with the bears? 91 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:45.000 I guess, oh. 92 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:45.920 Brailer bears. 93 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:48.480 Get aload of my club. There'll be on early hibernation 94 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:49.079 this year. 95 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:53.920 Oh, I come along to the Passonium Club picnic with us. 96 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:56.920 Agnes Edwin will be Oh, I hear him. 97 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.759 He now comes the warming of the magnificent mined Use. 98 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:10.720 Time are y go on your shoulda Agnes her good 99 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:13.959 morning the mor Edwin, Dad, you look lovely this morning, 100 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:14.480 the live. 101 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:16.680 Good morning, mister Montague gad. 102 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:22.319 Oh, Now when Agnes is very attractive this morning? 103 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:22.920 Attractive? 104 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:25.800 They must she always wear those curlors in her hair 105 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:27.639 when she's trying to attract lightning. 106 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:35.079 Look who's talking about beauty? The face with the hanging gardens. 107 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:37.040 Oh, please stop, both of you. 108 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:39.319 It's so nice to have a man around the house, 109 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:40.600 and we're stuck with a monster. 110 00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:45.759 Ah independence dare this is the beginning of the fourth 111 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:48.319 Must we have a maid who talks as if she'd 112 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:49.360 just finished. 113 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:49.920 The fifth. 114 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:55.199 Answer? 115 00:05:55.720 --> 00:06:00.279 Bring in Edwin's breakfast, breakfast my morning, tussle with Tomay. 116 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:04.399 Or start picking on her. You have a big day 117 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:07.560 in front of you. Right after your radio broadcast this afternoon, 118 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:09.839 we're going to the Proscenium Club and your picnic. 119 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:14.000 Yesterday tonight around the campfire, with all my faithful friends 120 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.680 at the stage around me, I can forget for a 121 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.240 moment that I the magnificent money you deserted. The Yeta 122 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:23.560 for radio from Hamlet to Uncle good Heart is five 123 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:24.519 times a week. 124 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:26.959 I a rug and. 125 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:34.600 Peasants slave mind My offense's ranco, youthy, conscience villainy, I 126 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:35.439 am my chief. 127 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:40.279 What do you want with your eggs? Ham? I mean, 128 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:52.439 what do you want with your eggs? Ham? Stop at 129 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:52.759 the town. 130 00:06:53.079 --> 00:06:54.439 I missed that tongue of yours. 131 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:55.720 Ever slept, it would have hit. 132 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:56.519 The ground. 133 00:06:59.000 --> 00:06:59.199 Edwin. 134 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:02.160 Don't feel Sodd'll you about going into radio tonight? When 135 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:05.319 you give your annual reading of hamlets soliloquy, you'll again 136 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.279 be the magnificent molecule. Don't you think you'd better rehearse it? 137 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:14.000 I rehearse hamlets to the guirl A shame on you delay. 138 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:17.079 I know that I know the back of my own hand. 139 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:22.639 To be or not to be? That is the problem. 140 00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:23.600 That is the question. 141 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:27.560 That is the question, whether it is safe on. 142 00:07:27.680 --> 00:07:30.759 In the mind, to no blu in the mind, no 143 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:34.439 blow in the mind, to suffer the arrows and slings, 144 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:40.480 swings and arrows of courageous possum, outrageous fortune, outrageous fortune. 145 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:44.519 Ought to take arms against the pack of trouble, a 146 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:47.680 sea of trouble, a mess of travel, a. 147 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:48.279 Mess of trouble. 148 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:59.800 That is fine fire today to sleep, to sleep, but 149 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:03.079 chance to wait, per chance to dream, perchance. 150 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:04.120 To dream, perchance. 151 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:04.519 That's not. 152 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:10.240 What go on. 153 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:15.600 To sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream. 154 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:20.360 Hey, there's the love, bra Edwin. 155 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:22.439 And you thought I didn't remember it. 156 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:25.639 Mister money, you sure know it like the back of. 157 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:26.319 Your own hand. 158 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:26.959 Thank you. 159 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:29.160 It must have been wearing gross for fifty years. 160 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:34.759 Excuse be An for exposing your delicate brain to culture. Hereafter, 161 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:37.480 with you in the room, we will only quote from 162 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:38.639 the racing pall. 163 00:08:40.039 --> 00:08:43.039 Oh, never mind, Agnes said, when you sounded wonderful, they'll 164 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:45.480 cheer you at the campfire tonight. Now, I've got to 165 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:46.720 get things ready for the Picnica. 166 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:49.799 Ed I'm not going. 167 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:50.679 Edwin. 168 00:08:51.480 --> 00:08:54.039 Well, you have mister Prescinium Club Fourth of July picnic 169 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:54.559 in your home. 170 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:57.960 I know, but this year I can't face it. Edward. 171 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.840 The club never found out I've deserted their ranks for 172 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:04.000 the Gold Radio. I'm not going. 173 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:06.919 It's a mockery when the Passenian Picnic is more than 174 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:09.440 just a group of Shakespearean actors having an outing. 175 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:11.240 I know, it's the fourth of July. 176 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:13.519 It's more than just the date of the signing of 177 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:17.120 the Declaration of Independence. It's where we first met and 178 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:17.679 the day. 179 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:18.240 It was signed. 180 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.919 Fire Lily, Now I remember we. 181 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:28.200 Did meet at a Presidium Club picnic. 182 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:30.279 I was in the Gagatti's at the time and came 183 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.000 to the picnic with one of the fellows in the show, 184 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:32.600 and I was. 185 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:35.600 Playing King Dere. Now what girl did I bring? 186 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:43.480 Please? Remember we sat next to each other at the campfire, 187 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:47.080 singing the big song of that year. Now, what was it? 188 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:49.840 Marching to Georgia? 189 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:50.360 Oh? 190 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:51.559 I like mister for that. 191 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:53.639 No Kennel ration for you tonight? 192 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:58.519 Oh what a picnic that was? You were at me 193 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:00.080 all day? Are you? 194 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:05.399 How you ran from me? How are you acting so coy? 195 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:07.000 You played so. 196 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.279 Hard to get you, We're so hard to take. 197 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:12.279 Please? 198 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:16.200 These are our memories, oh Edwin. We must go to 199 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:17.320 that picnic, lily. 200 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:21.039 We'll find that same tree we carved our initials in 201 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:24.679 that little brook you carried me across lay, the same tree, 202 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.919 the same brook, same moon, the same two people. 203 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:31.799 You and I young robbers. 204 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:32.360 Who are. 205 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:40.519 I'm just trying to help you recapture that mad moment? 206 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:44.240 Oh yes, we were mad. 207 00:10:44.559 --> 00:10:45.720 Mad you must have done not. 208 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:51.360 When we see that little tree again where we carved 209 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:54.679 our initials, something new is going to be hanging from. 210 00:10:54.519 --> 00:11:01.360 It, and man, and you're going to the picnic, ed me. 211 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:03.879 And I promise to kiss the moonlight from a certain 212 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:04.759 beautiful lady. 213 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:08.120 If a certain handsome and dashing gentleman is there to 214 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:11.960 carry a certain lady across the brook again, how can 215 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:12.679 I refuse? 216 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:14.720 I'm going to be there. 217 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:16.440 I'm going to be there. 218 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:17.879 I'm going to be stick. 219 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:21.399 I'll help me alive. 220 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.720 Late to your broadcast, and we all have to get 221 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:26.480 ready for the picnic. 222 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.879 I'll pick you and Agnes up right after my broadcast. 223 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:31.399 Oh, Edwin, Agnes can't go on the picnic with us. 224 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:32.000 She can't. 225 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:34.120 No, she's going up the river with her friends. 226 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:37.519 I knew it. The Kala Committee is back. 227 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.960 I know Edwin. Agnes has an outing of her own 228 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:47.200 to go to for the first time. She won't be 229 00:11:47.279 --> 00:11:47.639 with us. 230 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:52.279 Shakespeare, Grove and No, Agnes, this is really going to 231 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:53.039 be a picnic. 232 00:11:53.320 --> 00:12:03.000 Goodbye. 233 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:10.600 We'll be back with a magnificent molecule in just a moment. 234 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:15.279 If you suffer from pains of headaches, neurritis, and euralgia, you. 235 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:17.039 Should discover what many thousands have. 236 00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:21.159 Known for years, that Alison brings incredibly fast, effective relief. 237 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:23.320 Alison is like a doctor's prescription. 238 00:12:23.759 --> 00:12:26.600 That is Alison contains not just one, but a combination 239 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:29.679 of medically proven active ingredients. 240 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:32.240 In easy to take tablet form. 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Your 247 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:54.960 druggist has Aison in handy boxes of twelve and thirty 248 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:58.879 tablets and economical family sized bottles of fifty and one. 249 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:00.600 Hundred for your medicine and cabinet. 250 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:06.720 Ask for Alison today and I'll back to the magnificent Montago. 251 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:16.720 When thoughts of the picnic on his mind, he is 252 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:20.200 just finishing his uncle good Heart radio program. 253 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:26.679 Listen, Come Ronald, All fun loving boys celebrate the Fourth 254 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:32.080 of July. Some shoot firecrackers, some light the skyrockets you 255 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:34.679 rubbled like to blow open bank. 256 00:13:34.799 --> 00:13:39.120 Say, dear listens, this is just an example of the 257 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:41.960 trouble you can get into on fourth of July. That 258 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:42.720 is why your. 259 00:13:42.679 --> 00:13:44.840 Uncle Goodheart has been urging you to spend the fourth 260 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:45.440 of July. 261 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:49.159 At home see from accidents, and you will live. 262 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:52.080 Once again to greet the new day with your eyes 263 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:54.840 high into the sun. 264 00:13:55.919 --> 00:14:07.559 And so ends another episode of Uncle Goodheart. And now 265 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:09.919 stand by us, we announced the lucky winners of the 266 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:11.919 Uncle Goodheart Letter Writing Conference. 267 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:16.240 A prize winning letter on. 268 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:18.480 The subject how I would spend the fourth of July 269 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:20.919 at home with Uncle Goodhart was written in by mister 270 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:26.120 and Missus Stonewall for two of Hemlock Hill, Tennessee. Mister 271 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:28.159 and Missus Potuu are on their way to New York, 272 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:31.120 all expenses paid to fulfill their heart's desire. They will 273 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.080 spend the fourth of July in the happy home of 274 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:33.919 Uncle Goodheart. 275 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:40.639 Okay, you're off. 276 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:42.399 The air, mister montagu good show. 277 00:14:42.639 --> 00:14:45.399 Oh that was abute? How do I keep out of jail? 278 00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:47.039 Ask our director? 279 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:49.480 Mister Sinja had a lot of heart. 280 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:51.759 To it, didn't it, Sinza three? 281 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.159 That would they will do? 282 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:53.480 There? 283 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:58.840 Shot? Yes, Springer? 284 00:14:58.879 --> 00:14:59.919 What is he mumbling about? 285 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:02.879 I distinctly heard the announcers as I think about someone 286 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.919 winning a contest about the fourth of July. Oh, you 287 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.559 mean the how I would spend by fourth of July 288 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:11.759 and uncle good hearts, Oh. 289 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:15.480 How I would spend by what with whom? Sinza? 290 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:16.360 Didn't you explain? 291 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:17.519 You tell him? 292 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:18.080 Sinza? 293 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:24.320 Dear well, you see, mister Montague, the people who won 294 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:27.679 the contest get to spend fourth of July in your house. 295 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:30.559 Don't hit me, Sinza. 296 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:33.159 My home is not a one night stand but drooling 297 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.679 idiots dragged in from the interlands by flugel soap. 298 00:15:36.879 --> 00:15:39.799 Yeah, but mister Montague, mister and missus Pettu won the 299 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:41.200 contest in good faith. 300 00:15:41.279 --> 00:15:42.639 That was a national contest. 301 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:45.600 The federal government have lost, guaranteeing a prize. 302 00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:49.200 Good Let the government be their host. Let the said blairhouse. 303 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:52.919 Miss Montague, this will mean trouble for. 304 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:56.200 You, and use the word loosely. 305 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:00.759 I'm going out on a picnic today, a montacule. 306 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:01.720 You can't go out. 307 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:03.879 You've been campaigning for people to stay. 308 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:04.360 Home on the fall. 309 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:07.000 We announced the winner would spend the fourth of July 310 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:09.720 with you and get everything they mentioned in the letter. 311 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:15.759 Get everything they mentioned. Where's the letter? Read it? Go off? 312 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:21.360 It says round about sundown, Ma and I would climb 313 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:24.080 into our Sunday go to meet and clothes and show 314 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:29.360 up at dear Uncle Goodheart's diggings. Yee Ma would give 315 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:34.200 Uncle Goodheart's wife her own recipe for Southern Dixie gulash, 316 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:38.240 which dear Aunt Goodheart would start cooking for dinner. 317 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:38.720 Yea. 318 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:43.759 Then we would all sit around the fireplace, singing, gossiping, 319 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:47.919 and playing the melodeon, and just to sitting and listening 320 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:54.159 to Uncle Goodheart's homie philosophy. Yea, din, mister and missus 321 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:55.480 Stonewall put two. 322 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:58.600 That's all mister it is? 323 00:16:59.200 --> 00:16:59.399 Yeah? 324 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:02.039 Oh no, you think I'm tell you about pother do 325 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:05.599 a sharecroppers villa. Mister Montague, you have a contract. 326 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:07.240 I must go to my picnic. 327 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:07.680 Mister Montague. 328 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:10.559 They're coming in by bus after two days a knife riding. 329 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:11.680 They'll be dead tired. 330 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.119 They're probably falling sleep. 331 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:15.799 Can't see it. 332 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:19.319 Cousins there, when you get them all that bus, I 333 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.680 want you to take them to sight see tight thing. 334 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:25.799 In this heat, they won't make it fine. 335 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:28.279 And you arrived my apartment with them at six o'clock 336 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:30.759 when I opened the door, I want them to fall 337 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:32.960 in out cold. 338 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:44.519 If there was any other way, I think this is. 339 00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:46.720 A fine time to tell me to cancel my picnic. 340 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:47.960 I got to write to lift too. 341 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:48.480 I did. 342 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:50.279 I told you were expecting, Missus Peto. 343 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:54.160 I think it's shameful getting those people tired just so 344 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:55.400 we can walk out on them. 345 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:57.319 And what did you want me to do? Sit around 346 00:17:57.319 --> 00:17:59.000 all night with them? Hog calling? 347 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:01.799 They kill them? 348 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:11.240 Come blessings and the pattoos come in cinsa water, water fall, nursing. 349 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:13.240 That's the water Cinsare you all right? 350 00:18:13.559 --> 00:18:17.480 I'm dehydrated walking walking in? 351 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:19.119 That's easy, old man. 352 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:21.160 There where are the patoos? 353 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:21.920 Right here? 354 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:26.000 Mister and missus Pattoo? This is Uncle good Heart. 355 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:28.680 Howdy, it's Uncle good Heart? 356 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:32.200 Yeah? What's that? 357 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.599 That's the rebel yell, mister Montague. He does it every 358 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:39.960 ten minutes. My ear drums went on the third one. 359 00:18:40.759 --> 00:18:42.640 Oh sinsor you're shocked, you're for a go. 360 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:47.000 Uncle good Heart begging your pardon, sir. But it gives 361 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.960 me great pride to present the little lady who I'm proud, 362 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:51.880 might have proud or say, is my wife? 363 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:56.839 Mma well land, if last week anyone was to tell 364 00:18:56.839 --> 00:18:58.920 me how he lived only yog and meet y'all, I 365 00:18:58.960 --> 00:18:59.519 want to say. 366 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:05.640 You're just jes you get a b alright, she's a 367 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:06.759 little loose in the lift. 368 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:10.359 Well, where do we start? 369 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:10.759 Uncle? 370 00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:12.240 I guess you're kind of tired. 371 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:14.359 If you'd like to lie down, the beds are all. 372 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:17.599 Uncle good Heart, But if you don't mind, I'll just 373 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:21.319 stand stand. Been riding on a bus two days of 374 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:23.359 free nights. I'm kind of saddle sore. 375 00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:26.079 If you get what I mean. 376 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:31.599 I'll get them on crown. 377 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:33.799 Why do Chelsea Fana come up to him on the 378 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:35.720 box and this stranger set him all past? 379 00:19:36.759 --> 00:19:37.119 All right? 380 00:19:38.839 --> 00:19:40.079 She does take off? 381 00:19:42.039 --> 00:19:43.200 Did theos all? 382 00:19:43.359 --> 00:19:46.119 Why? Uncle good Heart? Don't tell me? 383 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:49.519 This pretty little heifer sidling up to us is your wife, 384 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:50.680 Andy good Heart? 385 00:19:51.279 --> 00:19:56.400 Yes, the pretty little heifer is by wife, the miss Pattoos. 386 00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:00.079 Welcome to New York and welcome to our home. I 387 00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:01.000 do declare. 388 00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:03.400 I thought when we left that little Mason Dixon and I, 389 00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:05.079 we left hospitality behind. 390 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:07.920 And here y'all talk, I keep knows on order. 391 00:20:09.519 --> 00:20:11.400 Well, what are you women folks standing around? 392 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:12.359 For get in the kitchen? 393 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:14.920 Well, I got the beat out of elk. Stay here. 394 00:20:16.319 --> 00:20:20.319 This is Agnes well well, and am I half on 395 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:23.240 the honor of meeting the fair daughter of your family? 396 00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:30.319 Mighty beautiful, I'm beautiful, my dear mister pittou, do declar 397 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:32.480 you are stretching Southern. 398 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:36.680 Shivelry to the breakhead. Pois, this is agnes. 399 00:20:36.279 --> 00:20:41.759 I made your maid got one of those. Huh your 400 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:44.160 abe Lincoln took ours away? 401 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:52.279