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<v Speaker 1>One particular Christmas season a long time ago. Santa was

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<v Speaker 1>getting ready for this annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves

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<v Speaker 1>didn't produce the toys as fast as the regular one,

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<v Speaker 1>So Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being

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<v Speaker 1>behind schedule. A net wouldn't do. Then missus Claws told

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<v Speaker 1>Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed

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<v Speaker 1>Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer,

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<v Speaker 1>he found that three of them were about to give

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<v Speaker 1>birth and two had jumped the fence and were out

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<v Speaker 1>to who knows where. More stress. He didn't need that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he began to load the sleigh, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>boards cracked, The toy bag fell to the ground, scattered

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<v Speaker 1>the toys everywhere. So frustrated, Sanna went into the house

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<v Speaker 1>to get a up coffee and the shot of whiskey.

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<v Speaker 1>When he went to the cupboard, he found that the

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<v Speaker 1>elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>drink but water. He wasn't into that mort stress. In

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<v Speaker 1>his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot. It broke

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went

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<v Speaker 1>to get the broom, he found that the mice had

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<v Speaker 1>eaten the straw. Rather, he didn't have that to do either.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the doorbell rang. Santa Claus was cursing a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit all the way to the door, and he opened

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<v Speaker 1>the door and there was a little angel and a

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<v Speaker 1>great big Christmas tree, and the angel said, Merry Christmas, sinner,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Isn't it a lovely tree?

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<v Speaker 2>Where would you like me to?

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<v Speaker 1>Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top

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<v Speaker 1>of the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I remember he did that every year back

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<v Speaker 2>toward the end, when you know, before he retired. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember somebody was chuckling in the background. Rob. That may

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<v Speaker 2>have been you, because that was a later recording of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think Dad, Joe. Didn't Dad do that every

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<v Speaker 2>single year at Christmas time? Yeah? Joe by request, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe always asked him to do it. But fond memories

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<v Speaker 2>of my dad, and of course I always got to

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<v Speaker 2>kick out of that. That that that sort of a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a shaggy dog story on reaching the final conclusion,

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<v Speaker 2>Just wonderful fond memories of Dad here as we approach

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas holiday season. I hope my mom is enjoying it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know she experiences some melancholy, of course everyone would,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like call him feel free five one

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<v Speaker 2>three seven nine fifty five hundred. We'll have a few

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to spend with each other before we get to

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<v Speaker 2>Bill O'Reilly's going to join the program sometime around eight

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five to talk maybe politics a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 2>of course plug his books, which are just great books.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love Bill O'Reilly's books, but I think the

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<v Speaker 2>world of Bill O'Reilly as well. It is a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five right now that you have k City Talk station