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<v Speaker 1>Cooper. After succeeding in helping Joson and the frenchman an

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<v Speaker 1>Asia fix this problem, a multi varied puzzle on their hands,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I'm really proud of how far I've come.

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<v Speaker 1>When I first got on this boat, I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know how to tie a knot. And I'm just always

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<v Speaker 1>blown away at the hiring process of this, these veterans.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>You're come over here and then they grab the wrist

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<v Speaker 2>like I phil a pulse.

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<v Speaker 1>You're hired. Hi, Hello, and welcome to bad Television. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan and that's Patrick Kickey.

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<v Speaker 2>Permission to come? Boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something? I was Kalyn's here as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Kaitlyn's quitting listen. I I've been listening to uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>was listening to the Eagles on the way over here.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>The band the Eagles? I think they're overrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sick now, Caitlin? Does he sound sick?

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<v Speaker 2>Is take it to the my throat clans are swollen?

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<v Speaker 1>Is take it to the limit of ballad?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't like that song, but is

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<v Speaker 2>it tech? Take it to the limit?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a ballad?

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<v Speaker 2>Somewhere in between.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments, let us know we are here

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<v Speaker 1>to break down below deck. Well what a show it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Patreon dot com slash another podcast network for hit them

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<v Speaker 1>with it gal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well we got Double Lives of Suburban Wives back then,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is a growing show. TLC is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>bury that show by having the airtime on Sunday nights

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<v Speaker 2>at eleven pm, but they can't. It's it's it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's captured a nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think the audience of TLC have BUCkies nuggets,

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<v Speaker 1>stained fingers and they're not happy with the breaking faith

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<v Speaker 1>and sin that this show is demonstrating.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people have probably called TLC

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<v Speaker 2>and said, look, you're pushing this too far.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We're.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay with you guys doing eighteen hours a day of

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<v Speaker 2>little people running in No.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I was, it's contagious. What's

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<v Speaker 1>happening to you? You know? I was okay watching morbidly

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<v Speaker 1>obese people get their sores bathed. But this whole thing is.

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<v Speaker 2>Way had a line, is crossing the line crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna Patreon dot com slash on the podcast it's

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<v Speaker 1>going on. I feel like it's fucking Vietnam in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on beaming around.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's coming down the pike is we have another

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<v Speaker 2>season of the Tretas when starts I think September sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>Also Housewife, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. One of

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<v Speaker 2>those or both of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Are going behind me. I think we got to move

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<v Speaker 1>Mormon wives to Freebeests.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we'll talk anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to start paying us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yeah, mm hmm, okay, do you smile

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<v Speaker 1>three times three and a half times when you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, then you know, go to Patron. Pay

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars. Pat We have an episode of Below Deck

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<v Speaker 1>to get to Cale Machine Spider Man. I have not

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<v Speaker 1>horrible film. You know, Disney adults get a lot of shit,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know that Marvel adults are still technically Disney.

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<v Speaker 2>Is adults because you're all the same.

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<v Speaker 1>The conglomertization of the world. But we are not giving

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<v Speaker 1>these Marvel adults enough shit. These movies are horrible. I

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<v Speaker 1>keep falling for it because these people go so fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to see this. Oops, I forgot. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>Marvel adult should never listen to a word.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, no more superhero movies?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you nuts?

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<v Speaker 2>They Well, there's a show now about cops chasing the

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<v Speaker 2>green lantern or something or yeah, it's called lanterns. They

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<v Speaker 2>will squeeze a sponge dry of fucking any ip.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that's where we are. Yeah, you know what keeps

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<v Speaker 1>on giving the entire pantheon of these characters below deck, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which shows up, puts its boots on, sanitizes and gets

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<v Speaker 1>to work. What'd you think of this episode?

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<v Speaker 2>It we have Game of Wars taking place. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>we have Joe. Uh he's he's nicknamed himself Joson Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of the more worse ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you don't get to give yourself a nickname. Nicknames

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<v Speaker 2>are given to you, bestowed to you, usually by people

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<v Speaker 2>that know you for a very long time. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>give yourself a fucking nickname. If people gave himself nicknames,

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<v Speaker 2>Patty would call himself orgasm giver and that would intrigue

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of ladies in my life would have taken

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<v Speaker 2>a completely.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, you know, what's a better name for you?

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<v Speaker 1>The peace Spot?

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<v Speaker 2>The peace Spot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hmmm, actually I think that might be a bad one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't like that one. I like orgasm giver

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<v Speaker 2>or doctor orgasm or something. Hey, who's out of Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's doctor Orgasm. Oh my god, how do you get

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<v Speaker 2>that name? I don't know. Why don't you ask them?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a PhD in orgasm, Scalen. What's your nickname?

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<v Speaker 1>John Connor? And it wasn't given to him? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>My point? Yeah, Game of Oars, Joe is really really

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<v Speaker 2>full of himself. And then you have Nate.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be honest, I'm better at this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just wasn't his mother dying five minutes ago? What

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<v Speaker 2>happened with that storyline? Joe? I'm going to die. The

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<v Speaker 2>Devil's coming for me, Joe. He hasn't even reflected back

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<v Speaker 2>on that one minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Your nodes are messed up tonight, dude. You sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a completely different person additionally to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, it's okay, all right. Then we have Jen

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<v Speaker 2>moving in on coopoof dark side.

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<v Speaker 1>Jen.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a secret relationship taking place, I know, and

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<v Speaker 2>that is obviously causing Jen to think that Coop is

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<v Speaker 2>available and admitting right to Kat's face, I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 2>this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's amazing, and we'll get to it. But ladies, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>you're worth being public with your monocamy. If a guy

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<v Speaker 1>ever goes, hey, let's just do this and not tell

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<v Speaker 1>a single soul unless you're a uh the other woman,

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<v Speaker 1>then go to the grave with that. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, we've seen it twice now. Luke told Jin

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<v Speaker 1>please tell nobody about this, and then Cooper told Kat

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<v Speaker 1>please tell nobody about this. It's not a good sign.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sea rat move. These are your pots?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay. Charter guests were fun. Yeah, boy, Joy

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<v Speaker 2>got a little saucy. I mean, your job is to

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<v Speaker 2>cook on the boat and make the charter guests happy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so yeah, I h when she gave a little uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he got a little sass for having to be asked

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<v Speaker 2>to make a couple of fucking cheeseburgers. I was like

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, Joy, Yeah right, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheese burgus cheese burgo. I cannot doozy son, no shwimp

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<v Speaker 1>at cheese burger. I cannot zuzzis.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, yeah, okay, and speaking of French, we have

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<v Speaker 2>annoying Max coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, that's true. Yeah, the sense himself.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna give this because I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>a great episode of fourteen ns.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you you kind of just fast forward when Max

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<v Speaker 1>is on the show. And I know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people are fans of Max, but and there is a

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<v Speaker 1>certain amount of comic relief. I do think that he's

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<v Speaker 1>a great boy and a fun boy, but it's just

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<v Speaker 1>pure nonsense that RUPs out of his mouth. It's always nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no point in tracking it. Ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think it's because we understand that he's smarter

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<v Speaker 2>than he's pretending and that this is all a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a man saving Silverman. Anybody loved the episode?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, these guests were framed as being very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure the episode trailer or teaser framed them

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<v Speaker 1>as they were going to be very difficult. They were difficult,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were actually really sweet about what was transpiring

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<v Speaker 1>before them, which was a nightmare between Jen and Kaylee

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<v Speaker 1>and Joy not have a good showing. I give this

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<v Speaker 1>episode fourteen pots.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen pots seems a little low.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I start us off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>Max arrives and we get quite the look back at

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<v Speaker 2>his journey on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>And such a long time on Max coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets quite a positive editing look back. Yeah, dare

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<v Speaker 2>I say revision revisionist history?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you notice that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's an annoying prick.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like they're they're trying to prop him up

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<v Speaker 1>as some kind of series regular or star, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like, this isn't fetching for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me give you a look back on the real Max.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Reckless safety violations, sure, severe work ethic issues, intense arguments

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<v Speaker 2>with his bosses yeah right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, and delusions of grandeur. Yeah, that don't make any sense,

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<v Speaker 1>he says this episode. It was always to me, deckhand lead, deckhand,

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<v Speaker 1>bo'swin chartering a yacht. It's like, what, Max, there are

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<v Speaker 1>so many steps between those last two, Buddy, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>go Boston chartering a yat That doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's face facts. Why Max is here, it's because

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<v Speaker 2>he could possibly get people killed.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right? Yep? Yeah, danger makes the show more entertaining.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said that he was doing legitimate things with

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<v Speaker 1>his career, trying to get licenses and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then below Deck said hey, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be on four episodes of television? He was like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll drop everything I'm doing. Hey, guys, today's episode is

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<v Speaker 2>What's the cream called?

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<v Speaker 2>Still, don't fiddle with what's working. Just take it. Go

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<v Speaker 2>along for the ride, please, you're right all right? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>You watch a lot of prison shows. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>I think Kaln's found something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so incarcerated women often make makeshift dildos, sometimes called

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I would I didn't fact check out of malice.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you watch a lot of prison shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't know if you were going goofy mode

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<v Speaker 2>Real miss now, I saw it like two months ago. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but anyway, he's gonna mold Max like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, one hundred percent. Shove it right up there. I

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<v Speaker 1>need you, Maximilian. Let's get to the secret relationship plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Kat Is Cat just finished watching Kim Possible. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that it's fun. No, it's a hand kicking. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a grave insult to you and what your parents

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have a little bit of a blind spot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a problem. You're a very young woman. But

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<v Speaker 1>Cooper is treating you like shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, this is as a father of a daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you two, Dylan, Oh my god, Caitlin, you as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to find that right middle point where you

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<v Speaker 2>Got a little fightinger and call out bullshit right right,

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't want you don't want cynicism, You want caretaken,

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<v Speaker 1>you want intentionality, right, yes, now, We're not saying the

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<v Speaker 1>little bit by Cooper, who's just I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 1>be you go, hey, let's not tell anybody about this.

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<v Speaker 1>any of these social consequences perceived, just consequences. Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Joy intends on speaking with the charter guests about

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<v Speaker 2>chilling out on their food restrictions.

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<v Speaker 1>He also really loves Luke still, and it's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the well, that's because these fucking food restrictions are

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<v Speaker 1>colada on his boss's bed. Yeah, I mean, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember how earlier on in the episode, we

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<v Speaker 1>Max what you just did, pure cold facts, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>That was who's the guy that does all those documentaries

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<v Speaker 1>his boss's bad and she wants to think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go more time, Okay. Yeah, then something interesting begins

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<v Speaker 2>to take place. Because Jen has a lot of free

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<v Speaker 2>time and single, Jen has decided he'll be a great

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<v Speaker 2>distraction for her. I was like, for Jenna, have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever tried a podcast? Jen?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing with Jen Jen is. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>a true oozy ectoplasmic kind of dark entity that is

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<v Speaker 1>her in her current form. It is dangerous, it is

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<v Speaker 1>not nice. She goes, I have a solve. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>all this tension with Kaylee. I want to kill her.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to light her on fire and not doubt

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<v Speaker 1>her with anything. So that's causing me some anxiety and

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<v Speaker 1>some tension. But I think I can figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>to ease that. I'm going to bang my only friend's

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<v Speaker 1>interest on this boat. Now, you have to be a

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<v Speaker 1>Jafari like creature to think that that's an okay thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do secret relationship or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Over or not, and to voice it out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have to remind myself and the audience she

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. She's venom, all right? Or what

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<v Speaker 1>did we call her? Grimace Grimmoth, evil Grimmot evil Grimace. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's trying to steal Cat's cheeseburger. It's Cooper, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Max feels betrayed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. We have game of oars here. Max has

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that Max should be leading is a

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<v Speaker 1>retreats that make no sense, that builk people out of money.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's Max. So it's not going to be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it's a good life. He definitely should

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<v Speaker 1>not be put in charge of a deck team. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that. So Jen tries to test the waters

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<v Speaker 1>with Kat a little bit on this whole Cooper strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, I should have gone for Cooper the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat responds not well, and Jen now has that information. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's done the research and development. This isn't an okay

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<v Speaker 1>So now let's keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Right now, this is reality TV. Dylan and

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<v Speaker 2>I are recapping a show currently called Real Housewives of

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<v Speaker 2>Orange County. Yes, we're the main storyline now at where

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<v Speaker 2>at episode six is someone gifted someone an expensive purse?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and people couldn't believe it. You can't forget that

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<v Speaker 1>part because it was unbelievable that that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I wish I could say more taking place,

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<v Speaker 2>but right now, that's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's about it. So Jen is going to march

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<v Speaker 1>forward and try to bed Cooper. We'll see what happens

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<v Speaker 1>with that. More on that. Five. Now, the guests arrive,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is very exciting. It's very fun, it's very scary.

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<v Speaker 1>They're already a little unhappy that the towels are taken

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<v Speaker 1>away too quickly. Now, usually we don't have that complaint

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<v Speaker 1>murmured under. So you're going, Okay, this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>pretty fucking tough. Now, Kaylee knows that economics is about money,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's about all she knows about economics. Hey me too, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean What the hell are even people talking about elasticity?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you crazy? But these people run an economic

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<v Speaker 1>engine thing. Do you know what these people do well?

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<v Speaker 1>They redistribute wealth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny, you asked Dylan. Yeah, because the social media

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<v Speaker 2>director Jase Jase. Yeah, he's got a lot of opinions,

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<v Speaker 2>which he'll share later at dinner, which I thought was

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<v Speaker 2>completely out of place, seeing as you are a hired

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<v Speaker 2>you're hired personnel, right, you're pretty much on equal terms

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<v Speaker 1>Working on You're a water boy, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I looked him up because I was gonna see

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<v Speaker 2>if I could get him on as a charter guest.

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<v Speaker 2>And what ended up who I tracked down was Bunny,

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<v Speaker 2>who is actively very excited about being on Below Deck

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<v Speaker 2>and so she's been promoting herself and I found a

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<v Speaker 2>her saying that you know, Bravo wanted her on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and she had some conditions, she needed final edit and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of stupid other shit that we know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is yeah, is true, and so oh Bunny for you

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Yeah, So then it wouldn't disrupt our process

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<v Speaker 1>or anything, or it wouldn't be something that we've never

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<v Speaker 2>So it is a tell she appears to be very successful.

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<v Speaker 2>She actually gives like business advice to young black entrepreneurs.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes when not someone's full of shit with something

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<v Speaker 2>that you know, you do have to question, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went back to find the social clip of

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<v Speaker 2>where she was saying that nonsense. It had been pulled down,

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<v Speaker 2>but fortunately for old Patty, I recorded the original one.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the dumb shit that she said. Problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Production was actually really lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>I felt like I was super clear on what the

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<v Speaker 4>would not be filmed. Are you knew going into it

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<v Speaker 4>what story I wanted to share with people? And I

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<v Speaker 4>also knew that of course I don't have any control

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<v Speaker 4>being FULLI vacation, I was surprised that very quickly I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got used to I just got it off there.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't say that you wanted a final?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that said I wouldn't get She.

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<v Speaker 2>Said I wouldn't. Oh my god, I apologize. I heard

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to that like three times.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she said just completely sensible what you were saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, when she was saying all that hogwash about

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<v Speaker 1>To bed, said that was hogwash. Nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh then Bunny, I apologized. I thought you said I

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my god, war with pr So, Bunny, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you come on the show?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Bunny, please come on the show. I would love

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<v Speaker 2>to have you. And I couldn't track down Jase.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, where is Jace? Have no idea, Jesus man, Kaitlyn,

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<v Speaker 1>can you find out where Jace is? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, meanwhile, Jace is in charge of the digital media

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<v Speaker 1>I should have said this in my pots. There's way

422
00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:36.799
<v Speaker 1>too much boat stuff this episode. There's a lot of boat.

423
00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:37.799
<v Speaker 2>Stuff, you know what.

424
00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:41.880
<v Speaker 1>They've been very honest stuff, the inflatable stuff. They have

425
00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.920
<v Speaker 1>been very lean, which is why it's a good season.

426
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Because the boat stuff is.

427
00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Just let me tell you why they're showing us they

428
00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:52.480
<v Speaker 2>want you to see that Joe is a little bit.

429
00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:56.279
<v Speaker 1>More on top of things, right right, right. The way

430
00:23:56.319 --> 00:24:02.359
<v Speaker 1>I look at it is like, Okay, the Bachelor Mansion

431
00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:08.799
<v Speaker 1>is the stage set for this story. The boat is

432
00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:12.839
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. We don't want to see the the

433
00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:16.440
<v Speaker 1>We have an HVAC problem in the Bachelor man. We

434
00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:18.960
<v Speaker 1>don't want to see that getting taken care of. I

435
00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:21.200
<v Speaker 1>understand that it's not a show about the people that

436
00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:22.880
<v Speaker 1>work on the manchion. Well you get what I'm saying

437
00:24:22.920 --> 00:24:24.920
<v Speaker 1>that we don't need to This is just a stage.

438
00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Don't show us the inner working.

439
00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:30.960
<v Speaker 2>It was interesting though, when they ditched the flotilla and

440
00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:33.640
<v Speaker 2>the water toys because they needed to move that fucking

441
00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:34.119
<v Speaker 2>boat out.

442
00:24:34.599 --> 00:24:37.759
<v Speaker 1>My thing is that there's a there's a reason why

443
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:43.559
<v Speaker 1>the people that can actually operate this vessel are stuffed

444
00:24:43.559 --> 00:24:46.200
<v Speaker 1>in a chamber below this boat, not to be seen

445
00:24:46.279 --> 00:24:50.400
<v Speaker 1>by the sun or the cameras for six months. It's

446
00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:54.400
<v Speaker 1>a nasty part of the show. Anyways, We're going to

447
00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:56.640
<v Speaker 1>head into a bunch of stuff like that because there

448
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.400
<v Speaker 1>is a lot of wind and the guests way in

449
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:03.720
<v Speaker 1>on their bikinis will be too much ass all right, now,

450
00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Luke's ai bot keeps sending reminder text to all the

451
00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:11.039
<v Speaker 1>bitches that he's trying to fuck and the gang take

452
00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:15.039
<v Speaker 1>all of the toys out of the underbelly of this boat.

453
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Now they hit the jet skis. Do you think if

454
00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.160
<v Speaker 1>we went on this vacation we would ever be sober

455
00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:25.599
<v Speaker 1>enough to ride one of these vehicles? It's a one

456
00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:30.279
<v Speaker 1>drink max. You'd blow it at Breakfast. You had a

457
00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:33.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking fore momosas at Breakfast, Dylan.

458
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:35.599
<v Speaker 2>If I was gonna go on one of these vacations,

459
00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:37.559
<v Speaker 2>and I believe Bravo will have us on one day

460
00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:39.119
<v Speaker 2>because they think they're going to set a trap for

461
00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:43.079
<v Speaker 2>us as podcasters, I will not let them trap me.

462
00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I will go their stone sober and be the sober

463
00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:46.640
<v Speaker 2>the entire time.

464
00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Really, really, yes, that's not a vacation.

465
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:54.720
<v Speaker 2>You're trying to drink.

466
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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that you wouldn't. You wouldn't allow yourself to

467
00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:02.519
<v Speaker 1>let your walls down to be baited into doing something embarrassing.

468
00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:05.359
<v Speaker 2>That's right. I would not, which means I'd have to

469
00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:07.920
<v Speaker 2>watch the booze. I'd probably just drink a glass of

470
00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:09.400
<v Speaker 2>wine while I was in the comfort of my.

471
00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Own room, right, Yeah, yeah, screw you. Bravo. Okay, So

472
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:16.839
<v Speaker 1>while everyone is ripping it up, some of the ladies

473
00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:20.359
<v Speaker 1>are feeling a little bit peckish. And this happens all

474
00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>the time. People come face first in a collision with

475
00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:26.920
<v Speaker 1>what they thought this vacation was going to be and

476
00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:29.880
<v Speaker 1>what it actually is. So they think that this is

477
00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.960
<v Speaker 1>a luxury vacation you go on and anything you wanted

478
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.400
<v Speaker 1>at any given time you can ask for. This is

479
00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:40.480
<v Speaker 1>not that. No, no, this is a This is essentially

480
00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:45.720
<v Speaker 1>a group on version of that. You cannot ask for

481
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:48.279
<v Speaker 1>food when you are hungry.

482
00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Can I can I have a cheeseburger? I have some cookies.

483
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, we've got cookies. You can have a cheeseburger.

484
00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm about to serve you avocado and watermelon on

485
00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:04.160
<v Speaker 1>top of rice, and four times I can't dis erupt

486
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:06.319
<v Speaker 1>that process to make you a cheeseburger. I would just

487
00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:11.440
<v Speaker 1>throw the entire thing off. So they are yeah, they

488
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.200
<v Speaker 1>are not happy because they are not going to be

489
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:19.519
<v Speaker 1>able to get any food for what is a really

490
00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:23.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of important hour in the day, that's the breakfast

491
00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:27.599
<v Speaker 1>into drinking, skipping lunch in lieu of activity. And then

492
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:29.960
<v Speaker 1>you realize that you're pretty fucking hungry around three or

493
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:31.640
<v Speaker 1>four o'clock. You're not eating till nine.

494
00:27:31.920 --> 00:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. I know we don't have a soux

495
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:35.960
<v Speaker 2>chef on board, but this is where you feel like

496
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:41.000
<v Speaker 2>you could have one of the stews that makes it.

497
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Make a couple smash French fries, a.

498
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:45.519
<v Speaker 2>Couple of pizzas.

499
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, it's so funny that they place such

500
00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:52.359
<v Speaker 1>emphasis on increasing the value of the tip by doing horseshit,

501
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:54.519
<v Speaker 1>like dressing up as an eagle and pretending to be

502
00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a dragon. Make someone a cheeseburger. I'm telling you it's

503
00:27:58.400 --> 00:27:58.880
<v Speaker 1>way better.

504
00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.680
<v Speaker 2>These are the things they were, Right, Someone says I'd

505
00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>like a cheeseburger, and in three and a half minutes

506
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:05.799
<v Speaker 2>it's in fuck in front of your face.

507
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Right.

508
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.559
<v Speaker 2>Those are the wonderful moments that you remember on vacation.

509
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:10.599
<v Speaker 1>Think about how wonderful that moment is.

510
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:11.599
<v Speaker 2>It's wonderful.

511
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>That's a wonderful moment. All right. So we've got some

512
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>intense music in a sequence. It's an intense music, sting

513
00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:24.400
<v Speaker 1>sequence of anchor dragging.

514
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.640
<v Speaker 2>This is where the boat is dragging. So Sandy is

515
00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:27.839
<v Speaker 2>on top of it. She's like, we need to get

516
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:29.839
<v Speaker 2>the hell out here. If something's gonna happen to this.

517
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Most and I listen, I get it, but the this,

518
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.920
<v Speaker 1>the hans Zimmer of it all, and the chirons with

519
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:44.200
<v Speaker 1>seconds to spare, Yes, I can't do it. No, I

520
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:46.839
<v Speaker 1>can't do this. Don't don't hit me.

521
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 2>You need a break from the drama.

522
00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Who am I talking to? Did? Did doctor Orgasm really

523
00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>just tell me that we need a break from the drama?

524
00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Who is that? I can't see him because my Patty

525
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:03.039
<v Speaker 1>would never say anything like that. It's a forty two

526
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:06.000
<v Speaker 1>minute television program. It should be wall to wall drama.

527
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:09.359
<v Speaker 1>I need to stop fucking taking inner tubes on a

528
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>jet ski. I can't. We don't need to do that.

529
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:19.759
<v Speaker 1>But I've believed the point now Cooper, after succeeding in

530
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>helping Josin and the frenchman an Asia fix this problem

531
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>a multi varied puzzle on their ants, he says, I'm

532
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:32.680
<v Speaker 1>really proud of how far I've come. When I first

533
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:34.119
<v Speaker 1>got on this boat, I didn't even know how to

534
00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:38.319
<v Speaker 1>tie a knot. And I'm just always blown away at

535
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>the hiring process of this these vessels. It's unbelievable.

536
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 2>You're come over here and then they grab the wrist

537
00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:48.200
<v Speaker 2>and I, Oh, I feel a pulse.

538
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:57.519
<v Speaker 1>You're hired. Yeah, it's so crazy. If a homeless person

539
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:03.599
<v Speaker 1>had a good enough powerwash, they could walk right onto

540
00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:08.680
<v Speaker 1>this show, The two Crass. You know how it gets

541
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>a little tacky. It's not you need a pretty you

542
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>need some strong water pressure to get some of that

543
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:14.519
<v Speaker 1>stuff off.

544
00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

545
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. How have your encounters been with them lately?

546
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Huh?

547
00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 1>How have your encounters been with them lately? What do

548
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:23.279
<v Speaker 1>you mean the bums?

549
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:25.440
<v Speaker 2>The bums? Oh? I have a new bum?

550
00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:26.039
<v Speaker 1>Really?

551
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to know the category. Yeah, new car

552
00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:33.000
<v Speaker 2>smell zombie. Okay, it's a new zombie that's new to

553
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:35.200
<v Speaker 2>the streets. It doesn't mean they're not a full on

554
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:38.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking chaotic drug addict that has stolen from everybody. Yeah,

555
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:41.319
<v Speaker 2>it's sit there, new on the streets. Right, they're not

556
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:45.440
<v Speaker 2>weather torn like scabbed over with the fucking face like right,

557
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:46.680
<v Speaker 2>you know those right?

558
00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a.

559
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Person that has stolen and burned every fucking bridge that

560
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.200
<v Speaker 2>they have and now is left out under a fucking bridge.

561
00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:58.839
<v Speaker 1>How do you deduce that this is the path that

562
00:30:58.880 --> 00:31:00.279
<v Speaker 1>got them to this moment.

563
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Because that's the path of every fucking loser, delinquent, drug addict. Okay,

564
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:07.680
<v Speaker 2>they burn every fucking bridge, they steal all their grandmother's.

565
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:08.480
<v Speaker 1>Jewelry, slid for drugs.

566
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and finally the family says enough is enough, and

567
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:14.000
<v Speaker 2>then they're under a bridge.

568
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

569
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's the newbies are called the new car

570
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:18.519
<v Speaker 2>smell zombie.

571
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I got to see him from a mile away.

572
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I saw one the other night. The shuffler.

573
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:27.519
<v Speaker 2>Ah, the shuffler.

574
00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I couldn't pick their feet up if they tried.

575
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.599
<v Speaker 1>So what they resort to is just a it's a

576
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:38.559
<v Speaker 1>slow shuffle. It's just a shuffle. Imagine you're cleaning your

577
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:40.640
<v Speaker 1>kitchen floor. You throw a little rag down and you

578
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:43.920
<v Speaker 1>were just trying to mop up all the Formula four

579
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.839
<v Speaker 1>or nine that you just spraad everywhere. So they kind

580
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>of walk dayn you got it. I got one I

581
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:50.720
<v Speaker 1>saw today.

582
00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:52.799
<v Speaker 3>It was very honest with his sign at the end

583
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:54.960
<v Speaker 3>of the Freeway's gave me money for weed.

584
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a weird.

585
00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:58.319
<v Speaker 2>That's been the honesty has been a play for like

586
00:31:58.359 --> 00:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>the last thirty years.

587
00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's stick. Yeah.

588
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:03.319
<v Speaker 2>You know, if the audience feels that Dylan and I had.

589
00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Their signs, should say it's so hot, that's what they're

590
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.960
<v Speaker 1>that would make me because it is it's so hot.

591
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:15.680
<v Speaker 2>If the audience thought Dylan and I were thoughtless and cruel, Yeah, yeah,

592
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:19.079
<v Speaker 2>our little jokey joking here, you can fuck off because

593
00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:21.839
<v Speaker 2>Dylan and I are advocates for getting these people off

594
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:24.319
<v Speaker 2>the street and getting them help. It are we We

595
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:26.839
<v Speaker 2>are local leadership that thinks it's okay that they walk

596
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:28.039
<v Speaker 2>around like this until they fuck.

597
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 1>We don't want we don't want that. We don't want

598
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:33.279
<v Speaker 1>youth and eyes. We don't want them to be flamethrown

599
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:35.480
<v Speaker 1>anything like that. We want them to be taken care of.

600
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:36.720
<v Speaker 1>You know, I saw him the other day. I was

601
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:38.200
<v Speaker 1>coming off the one It's over like and he had

602
00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:39.799
<v Speaker 1>a sign up but his head was buried and then

603
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>he just dropped the sign. But he didn't pick his

604
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.359
<v Speaker 1>head up or anything. He just dropped the sign because

605
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>he was dying. Okay, it's fucking horrifying. God. Yeah, anyways,

606
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:52.319
<v Speaker 1>let's get back to the show.

607
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, New Decky is on the way.

608
00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:58.359
<v Speaker 1>And if you want to give a ship, I mean,

609
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.200
<v Speaker 1>think about seeing this all the time. I mean, we

610
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.759
<v Speaker 1>have to be desensitized to it. It's too sad to

611
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>indulge its point. Okay, yeah, all right, so we get

612
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>to dinner, Kaylee says she doesn't want to give these

613
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:24.319
<v Speaker 1>charter guests anything to complain about. They've been challenging already. Boy,

614
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>did you fuck that wish up? Because you really you

615
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:31.240
<v Speaker 1>only gave them that first course is a savice of

616
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:34.759
<v Speaker 1>I believe, she said, Arctic sea bass.

617
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.799
<v Speaker 2>I heard sea bass.

618
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:42.240
<v Speaker 1>And then for the freaks who don't eat anything, they

619
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>get watermelon and avocado with avocado with ponzu on crispy rice.

620
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Now there's a problem here, right. They don't like the food,

621
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the watermelon, avocado. It's not doing it for them. And

622
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.720
<v Speaker 1>once again we've got a thirst for the foods to

623
00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:03.559
<v Speaker 1>be fried. Now, now you'll see this very often with

624
00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:09.039
<v Speaker 1>gluten free people with vegetarian they just want French fries.

625
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:14.559
<v Speaker 1>But they are on a very nice vacation. So we

626
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>can't let our base instincts rrupt out of us. Right,

627
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:20.199
<v Speaker 1>we want to kind of indulge the luxury of this,

628
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.280
<v Speaker 1>but you just want fries. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

629
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I went to Thailand. Yeah, all I did was go

630
00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:27.480
<v Speaker 2>to McDonald's.

631
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Well you're sick, I know, you know, I might do

632
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:35.880
<v Speaker 1>that too, because I can't do those little chilis. Man,

633
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.119
<v Speaker 1>it's just way too hot.

634
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I was so sick of chicken and rice. By the

635
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:42.159
<v Speaker 2>third day, I was like, no more, I'm going to

636
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.039
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's right right now.

637
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:48.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm with you, I understand. I mean, the things people eat,

638
00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:53.360
<v Speaker 1>it's just crazy. What do you what happens to your bottom?

639
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Just a numbing, fucking, searing nightmare every time you go

640
00:34:56.559 --> 00:34:57.079
<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom.

641
00:34:57.079 --> 00:34:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, go ahead, Yeah, well I was gonna say the

642
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:03.239
<v Speaker 2>guests don't like this food. I would here's my shot.

643
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:06.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm not blaming the gas. But once you realize that

644
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:09.280
<v Speaker 2>there is only one chef here, this should be a

645
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:13.079
<v Speaker 2>one night mistake. If you're a vegetarian, you tell the

646
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.880
<v Speaker 2>chef give me your best vegetarian dish.

647
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Instead of just writing a bunch of shit that you

648
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:23.039
<v Speaker 1>don't like, just say these are the things that i'll eat.

649
00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:26.280
<v Speaker 1>That's it. Just give her, just give her five things

650
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.320
<v Speaker 1>that you will eat and let her do a thing.

651
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:31.360
<v Speaker 2>I think that's reverse engineering it in a right way.

652
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:33.639
<v Speaker 1>Because you can write that you don't like mushrooms, and

653
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you can write that you don't like gluten, but when

654
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>a raw fish dish gets put in front of you,

655
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:42.760
<v Speaker 1>you can't think of everything that you don't like to eat.

656
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:44.519
<v Speaker 1>You just get that and you go, oh, well it's

657
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:47.639
<v Speaker 1>not a mushroom and it's not you know, so I

658
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:49.800
<v Speaker 1>don't like this. Just say you you want fre fucking

659
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:53.960
<v Speaker 1>French fries and fried shrimp. That's what they want. Okay. Now,

660
00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee does as well as the job as she can. Here,

661
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:04.039
<v Speaker 1>she goes up, says, I'm so sorry we're actually coursing

662
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:06.800
<v Speaker 1>out a meal right now. We can't just throw a

663
00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>coconut shrimp in the fryer for you right now at

664
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:16.000
<v Speaker 1>this moment, you fucking lunatics. She says, there's so much

665
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:20.039
<v Speaker 1>more to come. You're gonna be blown away. We've got

666
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 1>these tiny little tacos that you're gonna hate. Just hank time.

667
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.719
<v Speaker 1>And then we get to a KAILI fuck up. This

668
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:40.159
<v Speaker 1>is completely on Kaylee. Judah, one of the economic redistributors, says,

669
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:42.480
<v Speaker 1>can you give me the crispy rice? I don't want

670
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 1>any avocado. I don't want avocado. I actually put out

671
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:47.320
<v Speaker 1>my preference. She goes, Okay, no problem. She brings her

672
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:51.280
<v Speaker 1>back crispy rice with avocato. That's right, there's no watermelon

673
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:54.760
<v Speaker 1>at all. It's just avocado, the thing she said, don't do.

674
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, our former employer, who's a complete douchebag, but he

675
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>was right about this thing. Whenever you go to a

676
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.559
<v Speaker 2>restaurant and you order a sandwich or whatever, you say

677
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:08.800
<v Speaker 2>no mayonnaise, hella that sandwich will come back with mayonnaise

678
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:10.119
<v Speaker 2>and it will be double mayonnaise.

679
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:11.440
<v Speaker 1>No, he's not right about that.

680
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Every time makes me want to throw up.

681
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:18.079
<v Speaker 2>And every time I tell Subway I don't want mayonnaise,

682
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:21.800
<v Speaker 2>I want mustard, they put fucking mayonnaise on it. You're

683
00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:24.400
<v Speaker 2>watching the artists, I call it in sometimes.

684
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh do you really?

685
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:28.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna rush, I'm on the goat.

686
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:31.559
<v Speaker 1>You call it in defeats the purpose.

687
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to be able to trust. They are sandwich artists.

688
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh my god, that's crazy.

689
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Now because Joy's head is up her fucking ass. She

690
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:50.599
<v Speaker 2>didn't read that goddamn preference. She that said, I fucking

691
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:51.079
<v Speaker 2>hate no.

692
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 1>Crazy. Now, we've got a couple of different types of tacos.

693
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately they all have avocado on them, which is something

694
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:07.639
<v Speaker 1>that these people do not like. One rode it on

695
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the preference, and it turns out that you know, many

696
00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:16.239
<v Speaker 1>of them just want to eat meat. There's the issue

697
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:19.000
<v Speaker 1>is that the primary is a gluten free vegetarian. But

698
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:21.400
<v Speaker 1>the rest of these people, they just want fucking cheeseburgers.

699
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 1>They don't want all this horse shit. They don't want watermelon, avocado, ponzu,

700
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:30.639
<v Speaker 1>tacos and shit like that. Just fucking put steak in

701
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:34.320
<v Speaker 1>the tortilla. It'll be much easier for you. This is

702
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:37.119
<v Speaker 1>a night meat, It's a four pot dinner, all right.

703
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I'm trying to solve this problem.

704
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:40.920
<v Speaker 2>It's so fun to see chefs fuck up on this show. Yeah,

705
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.840
<v Speaker 2>why not have like a menu that you can literally

706
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>circle like the items?

707
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, you're talking about turn it into like

708
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.840
<v Speaker 1>an in flight kind of thing kind of Yeah. So

709
00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:58.440
<v Speaker 1>you go, you go, these are our three options, Salisbury steak,

710
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:03.039
<v Speaker 1>vegetable medley, or chicken pacada. And you go, I'll have

711
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:06.559
<v Speaker 1>chicken pacada. They go, we don't have any no, no, go, Okay,

712
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll do the salisberry stick. Now we don't have that

713
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:11.440
<v Speaker 1>hot fuck Okay, can I have the microadventules? Now we're

714
00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.719
<v Speaker 1>completely out of that. But what you can do is

715
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:19.599
<v Speaker 1>paying nineteen dollars for hummus and peda chick. So you're saying,

716
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:23.320
<v Speaker 1>do something like that, but better, but better? Yeah, all right.

717
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:25.679
<v Speaker 1>So Joy had a four pot dinner and she's breaking

718
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:27.920
<v Speaker 1>down in tears, and Kaylee had a four pot dinner

719
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.360
<v Speaker 1>and she is breaking down in tears. This is not going.

720
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Well well, Joy says, she might just want to end

721
00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:36.280
<v Speaker 2>up being a fucking dog walker.

722
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:40.159
<v Speaker 1>I love dogs.

723
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I love dog walkers because I make a lot

724
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.519
<v Speaker 2>of money doing that. Yeah, you can't dog walkers around here.

725
00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:48.119
<v Speaker 2>They make like six figures right out of the gate.

726
00:39:48.199 --> 00:39:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll tell you what, though. You gotta build up

727
00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:51.920
<v Speaker 1>a clientele, and you got to carry insurance because these

728
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:53.159
<v Speaker 1>dogs bite.

729
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>They do.

730
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:58.159
<v Speaker 1>You got them so fucking tired of dog people. I'm

731
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>so sick of them there ruing the roost. Excuse me.

732
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.159
<v Speaker 1>The other day, we're standing outside of this, uh this theater,

733
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:09.360
<v Speaker 1>me and my wife goes see an improvshaw Neil Casey

734
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:13.719
<v Speaker 1>just one of the true greats. This pit bull comes

735
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:17.559
<v Speaker 1>up to us and and the walker just lets this

736
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:19.599
<v Speaker 1>pit bull go up to my wife's ankle and smell

737
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>her ankle, goes out. He's really friendly. It's the Robbie

738
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Hoffman bit. It's always that's never happened before. It's always

739
00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:28.239
<v Speaker 1>he's never done that. Yeah, he's a pit bull. Don't

740
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:31.199
<v Speaker 1>have your dog or come up and smell me. Okay,

741
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a dog person. I don't want that dog.

742
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:37.960
<v Speaker 2>We don't get out here with any large dog. Yeah, well,

743
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Jackie's gonna get a dog walker, and they charge a

744
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:42.679
<v Speaker 2>lot of money because you know he misses Theodore.

745
00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, why don't you just get him a new dog?

746
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.480
<v Speaker 2>No more new dogs, no more, too much work.

747
00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:54.360
<v Speaker 1>What about a cat entertaining it very easy, Get a

748
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.119
<v Speaker 1>little robot that takes care of that. Don't let him

749
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.800
<v Speaker 1>outside or they'll die. There's too many coyotes around here, man,

750
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and the yah zombies will eat them as well. Oh

751
00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:06.480
<v Speaker 1>they will, all.

752
00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Right, next day, all right, next day. Now, new day

753
00:41:09.400 --> 00:41:11.679
<v Speaker 2>presents a new opportunity for new beginning, still in a

754
00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:18.559
<v Speaker 2>fresh start. Also, mechanical malfunctions in a boat fucking sinking possibly.

755
00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:23.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when the sun comes up and it filters into

756
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:25.679
<v Speaker 1>your eyes for the first time, you're filled with a

757
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 1>renewed sensitive optimism. You go, this is what Andy was

758
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:30.920
<v Speaker 1>talking about. Then a bunch of people get in the

759
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:34.119
<v Speaker 1>back of a boat. They actually flood the thing. There

760
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.039
<v Speaker 1>is no fix other than having somebody scoop water out

761
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of it with a water bottle and then says, in

762
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:43.679
<v Speaker 1>as polite a way as you possibly can, let's disperse

763
00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:48.400
<v Speaker 1>the weight. That's not a good day. The sun was wrong.

764
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, before we get there, though, Kaylee has

765
00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the ick for Joe, and it makes me so happy.

766
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Kaylee is approaching Joe on Kaylee's terms, and I think

767
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I think Kaylee might be my favorite sea out of

768
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:12.599
<v Speaker 1>the season because I think what's gonna end up happening.

769
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:14.440
<v Speaker 1>It could be wrong, it will break my heart, but

770
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:19.159
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be okay if she just never gives him

771
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:22.960
<v Speaker 1>what he wants for the remainder of the season and

772
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.480
<v Speaker 1>closing time is gonna come and he's gonna get real

773
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:27.800
<v Speaker 1>frustrated and she's gonna go. Actually, I'm doing this on

774
00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:30.960
<v Speaker 1>my terms. I think that could lead Joe to a

775
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Watch What Happens live appearance where he goes, I talk

776
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:37.199
<v Speaker 1>to every single one, accept that bitch. I think that

777
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 1>might be what happens, and it would bring me so

778
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:43.599
<v Speaker 1>much joy. Wow, you know what I mean?

779
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:46.519
<v Speaker 2>Well, there already was an appearance like that where he

780
00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:49.400
<v Speaker 2>said I talked to every single one about one of my.

781
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Ex No, I know, that's what I'm referraing.

782
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:53.000
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, except but he can use the you know,

783
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:54.079
<v Speaker 2>the B word.

784
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:56.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry.

785
00:42:56.400 --> 00:43:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's just crash.

786
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:05.519
<v Speaker 1>All right, enough dead air, let's finish this episode. All okay,

787
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:08.480
<v Speaker 1>all right, did we do the We did the ad already.

788
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:09.960
<v Speaker 1>It would be bad to put it in the last

789
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:11.960
<v Speaker 1>three minutes of the show. Maybe they wouldn't be We

790
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>love the ad, it's just that nobody heard it. So yeah, okay,

791
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:22.400
<v Speaker 1>So listen, we have this breakfast that goes really well,

792
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:28.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of turns things around a bit, and Joy heads

793
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.320
<v Speaker 1>upstairs and she makes a very very big mistake. She

794
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:36.320
<v Speaker 1>turns herself into Carrie Russell, the waitress.

795
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:39.559
<v Speaker 2>Ah. I was also going to say if Carrie Russell

796
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:43.000
<v Speaker 2>was transported through time and space into a cheesecake factory

797
00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:45.760
<v Speaker 2>restaurant where you can order one out of eighty thousand

798
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:50.599
<v Speaker 2>things out of menu, because that's exactly what the guests do. Yeah,

799
00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:54.559
<v Speaker 2>I'll take penny pasta with vodka sauce, yeh. And then

800
00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:56.440
<v Speaker 2>the food comes lobster salad for me.

801
00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:59.039
<v Speaker 1>The pennypasta comes, and you're like, oh no, no, no, this

802
00:43:59.079 --> 00:44:02.239
<v Speaker 1>is way too much. They go, no, I know, that's

803
00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:08.199
<v Speaker 1>why it's that's why it's cheesecake, babe. This is the

804
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:11.519
<v Speaker 1>plate is a surfing serving plate. No, that's for you.

805
00:44:11.559 --> 00:44:12.800
<v Speaker 1>This is the cheesecake back.

806
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:14.079
<v Speaker 2>Do you see how much it cost?

807
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:17.199
<v Speaker 1>It's forty dollars right right, Well make it half that

808
00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:19.440
<v Speaker 1>and then half the size. Now we don't do that here.

809
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:23.239
<v Speaker 1>We're trying to kill people. Thank you for coming. They

810
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:29.679
<v Speaker 1>ask for pesto pasta, they ask for lobster, they ask

811
00:44:29.880 --> 00:44:32.880
<v Speaker 1>for Bunny, who we'd love to have you on the show.

812
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:36.920
<v Speaker 1>You're a fucking lunatic. You're asking for a lentil soup.

813
00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:40.559
<v Speaker 1>I have lentil soup for dinner. Do you know how

814
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 1>annoying lentils are? You know, a fucking annoying and and

815
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.440
<v Speaker 1>and what does that net out? A lentil soup? I

816
00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:50.320
<v Speaker 1>understand it can be good, but it's like she doesn't

817
00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:53.320
<v Speaker 1>have a hamhowk laying around? Okay, that's gonna be disgusting.

818
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:57.400
<v Speaker 1>But we head out for an excursion. And this is

819
00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:02.519
<v Speaker 1>when the boat breaks down a little bit like me

820
00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:05.880
<v Speaker 1>driving my Chevy Tracks into the dealership that had been

821
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.400
<v Speaker 1>smoking white for days. I thought, you know, what might

822
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:10.719
<v Speaker 1>be a good time to take this in And as

823
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I drove the car into the dealership, had billowed smoke

824
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:18.440
<v Speaker 1>out into the entire street with people were honking at me, going,

825
00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:20.320
<v Speaker 1>you have to pull over. There's something wrong. I said,

826
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I know that you can't see, but I'm almost there. Okay,

827
00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:23.880
<v Speaker 1>just break.

828
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I always love the helpful bystanders, like you had a

829
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:29.320
<v Speaker 2>tire that you're driving on the rim.

830
00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like you're on fucking Indiana. Joe, So like, hey, man,

831
00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:34.039
<v Speaker 1>there's something wrong.

832
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:35.840
<v Speaker 3>I know, thank.

833
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:41.000
<v Speaker 1>You, thank you? Yeah, crash, you know. No, I'm actually

834
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:43.480
<v Speaker 1>aware because I'm miserable right now. This is going to

835
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:49.480
<v Speaker 1>be ours. It's the worst thing that could happen in

836
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:57.880
<v Speaker 1>the developed world. Okay. So the boat breaks down and

837
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Cooper calls Joe and he said, was everybody on the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the boat And he says pretty much yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And he says, you're gonna have to spread them out

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, and Coop gets to work siphoning the

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<v Speaker 1>water out of the tender. Now we have this little

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<v Speaker 1>moment where Joe is not texting Nate back. Joe is

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<v Speaker 1>such a little fucker, man, He is such a little fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you. Yeah, if that is such a

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<v Speaker 2>tell for Nate, Like it's such a dereliction of forty

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<v Speaker 2>eight laws of power. Keep the line of communication going

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<v Speaker 2>with the guy you're trying to screw over because you're

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<v Speaker 2>just showing him your hand that you are really just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to step on his dead body.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure you got to kill him before. They shouldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>that you are trying to kill them until you've killed them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. What Joe is doing is telegraphing the coup exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's You're one hundred percent right. This is bad

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<v Speaker 1>gameplay because Nate is going to come back on this

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<v Speaker 1>boat fired up and take completely take over the position again.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean with that text message he sends to act

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<v Speaker 2>at the tal end of the episode, he's already failing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Nate is I guess we can end it

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<v Speaker 1>with that, right, Yeah, I mean this is we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the dinner, I think at the end of this ye,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Joe telling us. He just does this monologue

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<v Speaker 2>where he tells us he's better than I'm better than him.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be honest, I'm better than him, and then crunches

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers and sees that he has the majority, he

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<v Speaker 1>can flip the verdict. Now, Nate is, as we mentioned,

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<v Speaker 1>also not a great player of the forty eight laws himself.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a bit of what you would call an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>So what he does is sends a text of absolute

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<v Speaker 1>desperation foolishness to an underling. You are showing an underling

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<v Speaker 1>that you are scared, paranoid and concerned that Joe is

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<v Speaker 1>going to try to take your position, and you are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to accrue allies. Nate can't do that, You're not there.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to accept the disadvantage, turn it into a boon.

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<v Speaker 1>But what you can't do is try to gameplay with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who's working in person with the dude you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to defeat. That's the high ground loss, Nate. You just

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<v Speaker 1>come off as pathetic. But luckily his target is so soft.

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<v Speaker 1>The security guard working at this mall is can't even run.

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<v Speaker 1>Max goes, oh my god, and this is everything I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever wanted. And that's where we leave off the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in the comments let us know what you thought

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<v Speaker 1>suburban wives, and Salt Lake City is coming there as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you guys very much. I'm doing saying goodbye Pat.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you guys, Kaylin. Yeah. The distant, extinct extinct, still distant,

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<v Speaker 1>to make some distance