Speaker 1: Cooper. After succeeding in helping Joson and the frenchman an
Speaker 1: Asia fix this problem, a multi varied puzzle on their hands,
Speaker 1: he says, I'm really proud of how far I've come.
Speaker 1: When I first got on this boat, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know how to tie a knot. And I'm just always
Speaker 1: blown away at the hiring process of this, these veterans.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: You're come over here and then they grab the wrist
Speaker 2: like I phil a pulse.
Speaker 1: You're hired. Hi, Hello, and welcome to bad Television. I'm
Speaker 1: Dylan and that's Patrick Kickey.
Speaker 2: Permission to come? Boy?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? I was Kalyn's here as well?
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn's quitting listen. I I've been listening to uh. I
Speaker 1: was listening to the Eagles on the way over here.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
Speaker 2: The band the Eagles? I think they're overrated.
Speaker 1: Are you sick now, Caitlin? Does he sound sick?
Speaker 2: Is take it to the my throat clans are swollen?
Speaker 1: Is take it to the limit of ballad?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like that song, but is
Speaker 2: it tech? Take it to the limit?
Speaker 1: Is that a ballad?
Speaker 2: Somewhere in between.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know we are here
Speaker 1: to break down below deck. Well what a show it is?
Speaker 1: Patreon dot com slash another podcast network for hit them
Speaker 1: with it gal.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we got Double Lives of Suburban Wives back then,
Speaker 2: and that is a growing show. TLC is trying to
Speaker 2: bury that show by having the airtime on Sunday nights
Speaker 2: at eleven pm, but they can't. It's it's it is.
Speaker 2: It's captured a nation.
Speaker 1: Do you think the audience of TLC have BUCkies nuggets,
Speaker 1: stained fingers and they're not happy with the breaking faith
Speaker 1: and sin that this show is demonstrating.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people have probably called TLC
Speaker 2: and said, look, you're pushing this too far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, We're.
Speaker 2: Okay with you guys doing eighteen hours a day of
Speaker 2: little people running in No.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I was, it's contagious. What's
Speaker 1: happening to you? You know? I was okay watching morbidly
Speaker 1: obese people get their sores bathed. But this whole thing is.
Speaker 2: Way had a line, is crossing the line crazy?
Speaker 1: They're gonna Patreon dot com slash on the podcast it's
Speaker 1: going on. I feel like it's fucking Vietnam in here.
Speaker 1: Hold on beaming around.
Speaker 2: And what's coming down the pike is we have another
Speaker 2: season of the Tretas when starts I think September sixteenth.
Speaker 2: Also Housewife, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. One of
Speaker 2: those or both of those.
Speaker 1: Are going behind me. I think we got to move
Speaker 1: Mormon wives to Freebeests.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll talk anyway.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to start paying us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, mm hmm, okay, do you smile
Speaker 1: three times three and a half times when you're listening
Speaker 1: to the show, then you know, go to Patron. Pay
Speaker 1: five dollars. Pat We have an episode of Below Deck
Speaker 1: to get to Cale Machine Spider Man. I have not
Speaker 1: horrible film. You know, Disney adults get a lot of shit,
Speaker 1: and I know that Marvel adults are still technically Disney.
Speaker 2: Is adults because you're all the same.
Speaker 1: The conglomertization of the world. But we are not giving
Speaker 1: these Marvel adults enough shit. These movies are horrible. I
Speaker 1: keep falling for it because these people go so fantastic.
Speaker 1: You got to see this. Oops, I forgot. You're a
Speaker 1: Marvel adult should never listen to a word.
Speaker 2: You say, no more superhero movies?
Speaker 1: Are you nuts?
Speaker 2: They Well, there's a show now about cops chasing the
Speaker 2: green lantern or something or yeah, it's called lanterns. They
Speaker 2: will squeeze a sponge dry of fucking any ip.
Speaker 1: Sure that's where we are. Yeah, you know what keeps
Speaker 1: on giving the entire pantheon of these characters below deck, Yes,
Speaker 1: which shows up, puts its boots on, sanitizes and gets
Speaker 1: to work. What'd you think of this episode?
Speaker 2: It we have Game of Wars taking place. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: we have Joe. Uh he's he's nicknamed himself Joson Jose.
Speaker 1: It's one of the more worse ones.
Speaker 2: Also, you don't get to give yourself a nickname. Nicknames
Speaker 2: are given to you, bestowed to you, usually by people
Speaker 2: that know you for a very long time. You don't
Speaker 2: give yourself a fucking nickname. If people gave himself nicknames,
Speaker 2: Patty would call himself orgasm giver and that would intrigue
Speaker 2: a lot of ladies in my life would have taken
Speaker 2: a completely.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you know, what's a better name for you?
Speaker 1: The peace Spot?
Speaker 2: The peace Spot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmmm, actually I think that might be a bad one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like that one. I like orgasm giver
Speaker 2: or doctor orgasm or something. Hey, who's out of Oh
Speaker 2: that's doctor Orgasm. Oh my god, how do you get
Speaker 2: that name? I don't know. Why don't you ask them?
Speaker 1: I have a PhD in orgasm, Scalen. What's your nickname?
Speaker 1: John Connor? And it wasn't given to him? Okay?
Speaker 2: My point? Yeah, Game of Oars, Joe is really really
Speaker 2: full of himself. And then you have Nate.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, I'm better at this.
Speaker 2: I'm just wasn't his mother dying five minutes ago? What
Speaker 2: happened with that storyline? Joe? I'm going to die. The
Speaker 2: Devil's coming for me, Joe. He hasn't even reflected back
Speaker 2: on that one minute.
Speaker 1: Your nodes are messed up tonight, dude. You sound like
Speaker 1: a completely different person additionally to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, it's okay, all right. Then we have Jen
Speaker 2: moving in on coopoof dark side.
Speaker 1: Jen.
Speaker 2: We have a secret relationship taking place, I know, and
Speaker 2: that is obviously causing Jen to think that Coop is
Speaker 2: available and admitting right to Kat's face, I'm gonna take
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, and we'll get to it. But ladies, ladies,
Speaker 1: you're worth being public with your monocamy. If a guy
Speaker 1: ever goes, hey, let's just do this and not tell
Speaker 1: a single soul unless you're a uh the other woman,
Speaker 1: then go to the grave with that. But if you
Speaker 1: just yeah, we've seen it twice now. Luke told Jin
Speaker 1: please tell nobody about this, and then Cooper told Kat
Speaker 1: please tell nobody about this. It's not a good sign.
Speaker 1: It's a sea rat move. These are your pots?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay. Charter guests were fun. Yeah, boy, Joy
Speaker 2: got a little saucy. I mean, your job is to
Speaker 2: cook on the boat and make the charter guests happy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so yeah, I h when she gave a little uh,
Speaker 2: he got a little sass for having to be asked
Speaker 2: to make a couple of fucking cheeseburgers. I was like
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Joy, Yeah right, the.
Speaker 1: Cheese burgus cheese burgo. I cannot doozy son, no shwimp
Speaker 1: at cheese burger. I cannot zuzzis.
Speaker 2: She said, yeah, okay, and speaking of French, we have
Speaker 2: annoying Max coming up.
Speaker 1: Boy, that's true. Yeah, the sense himself.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give this because I thought it was
Speaker 2: a great episode of fourteen ns.
Speaker 1: Did you you kind of just fast forward when Max
Speaker 1: is on the show. And I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people are fans of Max, but and there is a
Speaker 1: certain amount of comic relief. I do think that he's
Speaker 1: a great boy and a fun boy, but it's just
Speaker 1: pure nonsense that RUPs out of his mouth. It's always nonsense.
Speaker 1: There's no point in tracking it. Ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's because we understand that he's smarter
Speaker 2: than he's pretending and that this is all a stick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a man saving Silverman. Anybody loved the episode?
Speaker 1: You know, these guests were framed as being very difficult.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the episode trailer or teaser framed them
Speaker 1: as they were going to be very difficult. They were difficult,
Speaker 1: but they were actually really sweet about what was transpiring
Speaker 1: before them, which was a nightmare between Jen and Kaylee
Speaker 1: and Joy not have a good showing. I give this
Speaker 1: episode fourteen pots.
Speaker 2: Fourteen pots seems a little low.
Speaker 1: Let's get into the episode.
Speaker 2: Can I start us off?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Max arrives and we get quite the look back at
Speaker 2: his journey on this show.
Speaker 1: And such a long time on Max coming back to
Speaker 1: the boat.
Speaker 2: He gets quite a positive editing look back. Yeah, dare
Speaker 2: I say revision revisionist history?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you notice that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an annoying prick.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like they're they're trying to prop him up
Speaker 1: as some kind of series regular or star, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, this isn't fetching for me.
Speaker 2: Let me give you a look back on the real Max.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Reckless safety violations, sure, severe work ethic issues, intense arguments
Speaker 2: with his bosses yeah right.
Speaker 1: Uh, and delusions of grandeur. Yeah, that don't make any sense,
Speaker 1: he says this episode. It was always to me, deckhand lead, deckhand,
Speaker 1: bo'swin chartering a yacht. It's like, what, Max, there are
Speaker 1: so many steps between those last two, Buddy, you can't
Speaker 1: go Boston chartering a yat That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's face facts. Why Max is here, it's because
Speaker 2: he could possibly get people killed.
Speaker 1: Am I right? Yep? Yeah, danger makes the show more entertaining.
Speaker 1: So he said that he was doing legitimate things with
Speaker 1: his career, trying to get licenses and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and then below Deck said hey, do you want to
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Speaker 1: still on deck, the chief stew of this boat. I
Speaker 1: want Asha back in her position. I'm sick of Asha
Speaker 1: being a deckhand. She's the star of the show. And
Speaker 1: while yes, there's a certain amount of entertainment that comes
Speaker 1: from the shot and ford of interior messing up and stuff,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I had good vibes with the interior.
Speaker 1: Jen being an absolute sociopath is entertainment enough for me.
Speaker 1: Let's get Asha back in her position.
Speaker 2: Still, don't fiddle with what's working. Just take it. Go
Speaker 2: along for the ride, please, you're right all right? Now,
Speaker 2: Max makes his introductions to Joe. Now, Joe knows Max
Speaker 2: very well, and he knows that he's a colossal fuck up,
Speaker 2: but he believes this mess of a human being can
Speaker 2: be molded into something useful, like and now female prisoners
Speaker 2: like mold MAXI pads into dildos. Uh, they're called purple whales.
Speaker 1: Can you look that up?
Speaker 2: I don't know how it got its name, but uh,
Speaker 2: I'll have to ask some some of my homegirls. Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Hm, Yeah, you're not finding anything.
Speaker 2: What do Why do I always have to be fact checked?
Speaker 1: You don't always have to be fact checked.
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Speaker 1: don't know where to start with prison shows. I'd maybe
Speaker 1: like to watch one, but I don't know where to start.
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Speaker 2: have it's kind of juvenile, and they have the males
Speaker 2: above them on the above floor and the girls are
Speaker 2: on the bottom floor and they talk to each other
Speaker 2: through the toilet bowl.
Speaker 1: I think Kaln's found something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so incarcerated women often make makeshift dildos, sometimes called
Speaker 3: purple whales, using common institutional items like pens, toothbrushes, or sports.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that, wow, medical rubber glove.
Speaker 1: That's why I would I didn't fact check out of malice.
Speaker 1: I know that you watch a lot of prison shows.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know if you were going goofy mode
Speaker 1: and just completely inventing something, or if you had pulled
Speaker 1: that from actual.
Speaker 2: Real miss now, I saw it like two months ago. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but anyway, he's gonna mold Max like that.
Speaker 1: Yep, one hundred percent. Shove it right up there. I
Speaker 1: need you, Maximilian. Let's get to the secret relationship plan.
Speaker 1: Kat Is Cat just finished watching Kim Possible. I mean
Speaker 1: she is. She is really excited by this prospect. She
Speaker 1: thinks that it's fun. No, it's a hand kicking. It
Speaker 1: is a grave insult to you and what your parents
Speaker 1: did to turn you into such a beautiful human being.
Speaker 1: Now you have a little bit of a blind spot.
Speaker 1: It's not a problem. You're a very young woman. But
Speaker 1: Cooper is treating you like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, this is as a father of a daughter.
Speaker 2: Are you two, Dylan, Oh my god, Caitlin, you as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to find that right middle point where you
Speaker 2: raise a sweet girl who will pick the right guy.
Speaker 1: But also it's got a little fight.
Speaker 2: Got a little fightinger and call out bullshit right right,
Speaker 2: but not be too rough around the edge.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want you don't want cynicism, You want caretaken,
Speaker 1: you want intentionality, right, yes, now, We're not saying the
Speaker 1: cat doesn't have that, but she is being duped a
Speaker 1: little bit by Cooper, who's just I mean, this is
Speaker 1: a famous hot route. It's hot routes can famous can
Speaker 1: be you go, hey, let's not tell anybody about this.
Speaker 1: I'd like to bang you and not have to suffer
Speaker 1: any of these social consequences perceived, just consequences. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Joy intends on speaking with the charter guests about
Speaker 2: chilling out on their food restrictions.
Speaker 1: He also really loves Luke still, and it's just like,
Speaker 1: what the well, that's because these fucking food restrictions are
Speaker 1: creating too much work, and too much work means less
Speaker 1: time to focus on the guy who made a penis
Speaker 1: colada on his boss's bed. Yeah, I mean, that's just
Speaker 1: Do you remember how earlier on in the episode, we
Speaker 1: spoke about the revisionist history that this show demonstrated with
Speaker 1: Max what you just did, pure cold facts, thank you?
Speaker 1: That was who's the guy that does all those documentaries
Speaker 1: with the pictures that just zoom in for seventy hours?
Speaker 1: That was ken Burns recollection of what is going on
Speaker 1: between Joy and Luke. He made a penis colada on
Speaker 1: his boss's bad and she wants to think about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, go more time, Okay. Yeah, then something interesting begins
Speaker 2: to take place. Because Jen has a lot of free
Speaker 2: time and single, Jen has decided he'll be a great
Speaker 2: distraction for her. I was like, for Jenna, have you
Speaker 2: ever tried a podcast? Jen?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with Jen Jen is. I know that
Speaker 1: she's young, but there is true darkness there. There is
Speaker 1: a true oozy ectoplasmic kind of dark entity that is
Speaker 1: her in her current form. It is dangerous, it is
Speaker 1: not nice. She goes, I have a solve. I've got
Speaker 1: all this tension with Kaylee. I want to kill her.
Speaker 1: I want to light her on fire and not doubt
Speaker 1: her with anything. So that's causing me some anxiety and
Speaker 1: some tension. But I think I can figure out how
Speaker 1: to ease that. I'm going to bang my only friend's
Speaker 1: interest on this boat. Now, you have to be a
Speaker 1: Jafari like creature to think that that's an okay thing
Speaker 1: to do secret relationship or not.
Speaker 2: Over or not, and to voice it out loud.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Now I have to remind myself and the audience she
Speaker 2: is twenty two, and boy was I a fucking dumb
Speaker 2: ass when I was twenty two. Yes, I wasn't this dumb.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. She's venom, all right? Or what
Speaker 1: did we call her? Grimace Grimmoth, evil Grimmot evil Grimace. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's trying to steal Cat's cheeseburger. It's Cooper, all right.
Speaker 1: Max feels betrayed.
Speaker 2: That's right. We have game of oars here. Max has
Speaker 2: not forgotten being passed over as the lead deckhan and
Speaker 2: is still eyeing out that position whatever it will take
Speaker 2: to get him there.
Speaker 1: The only thing that Max should be leading is a
Speaker 1: very poorly attended cult of sorts. He should be leading
Speaker 1: retreats that make no sense, that builk people out of money.
Speaker 1: But it's Max. So it's not going to be you know,
Speaker 1: they're not going to be people beating down the doors.
Speaker 1: But I think it's a good life. He definitely should
Speaker 1: not be put in charge of a deck team. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that. So Jen tries to test the waters
Speaker 1: with Kat a little bit on this whole Cooper strategy.
Speaker 1: She says, I should have gone for Cooper the whole time.
Speaker 1: Cat responds not well, and Jen now has that information. Right,
Speaker 1: She's done the research and development. This isn't an okay
Speaker 1: thing to do. I gotta stop her, right all right,
Speaker 1: So now let's keep doing it.
Speaker 2: That's right. Right now, this is reality TV. Dylan and
Speaker 2: I are recapping a show currently called Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Orange County. Yes, we're the main storyline now at where
Speaker 2: at episode six is someone gifted someone an expensive purse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people couldn't believe it. You can't forget that
Speaker 1: part because it was unbelievable that that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wish I could say more taking place,
Speaker 2: but right now, that's about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about it. So Jen is going to march
Speaker 1: forward and try to bed Cooper. We'll see what happens
Speaker 1: with that. More on that. Five. Now, the guests arrive,
Speaker 1: and this is very exciting. It's very fun, it's very scary.
Speaker 1: They're already a little unhappy that the towels are taken
Speaker 1: away too quickly. Now, usually we don't have that complaint
Speaker 1: murmured under. So you're going, Okay, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: pretty fucking tough. Now, Kaylee knows that economics is about money,
Speaker 1: and that's about all she knows about economics. Hey me too, girl,
Speaker 1: I mean What the hell are even people talking about elasticity?
Speaker 1: What are you crazy? But these people run an economic
Speaker 1: engine thing. Do you know what these people do well?
Speaker 1: They redistribute wealth.
Speaker 2: It's funny, you asked Dylan. Yeah, because the social media
Speaker 2: director Jase Jase. Yeah, he's got a lot of opinions,
Speaker 2: which he'll share later at dinner, which I thought was
Speaker 2: completely out of place, seeing as you are a hired
Speaker 2: you're hired personnel, right, you're pretty much on equal terms
Speaker 2: with I don't know some of the people.
Speaker 1: Working on You're a water boy, that's right.
Speaker 2: So I looked him up because I was gonna see
Speaker 2: if I could get him on as a charter guest.
Speaker 2: And what ended up who I tracked down was Bunny,
Speaker 2: who is actively very excited about being on Below Deck
Speaker 2: and so she's been promoting herself and I found a
Speaker 2: Instagram clip of her this is like last week of
Speaker 2: her saying that you know, Bravo wanted her on the show,
Speaker 2: and she had some conditions, she needed final edit and
Speaker 2: a bunch of stupid other shit that we know.
Speaker 1: Is yeah, is true, and so oh Bunny for you
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, So then it wouldn't disrupt our process
Speaker 1: or anything, or it wouldn't be something that we've never
Speaker 1: done for anybody before. So yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: So it is a tell she appears to be very successful.
Speaker 2: She actually gives like business advice to young black entrepreneurs.
Speaker 2: But sometimes when not someone's full of shit with something
Speaker 2: that you know, you do have to question, you know.
Speaker 2: So I went back to find the social clip of
Speaker 2: where she was saying that nonsense. It had been pulled down,
Speaker 2: but fortunately for old Patty, I recorded the original one.
Speaker 2: So here's the dumb shit that she said. Problem.
Speaker 1: Production was actually really lovely.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was super clear on what the
Speaker 4: boundaries were when I want to be filmed, when I
Speaker 4: would not be filmed. Are you knew going into it
Speaker 4: what story I wanted to share with people? And I
Speaker 4: also knew that of course I don't have any control
Speaker 4: over the edit. So in terms of what was like
Speaker 4: being FULLI vacation, I was surprised that very quickly I.
Speaker 2: Got used to I just got it off there.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that you wanted a final?
Speaker 2: Did she say I get control of the edit?
Speaker 1: No, that said I wouldn't get She.
Speaker 2: Said I wouldn't. Oh my god, I apologize. I heard
Speaker 2: I listened to that like three times.
Speaker 1: I thought she said just completely sensible what you were saying.
Speaker 2: Oh well, when she was saying all that hogwash about
Speaker 2: how I'm going.
Speaker 1: To bed, said that was hogwash. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Oh then Bunny, I apologized. I thought you said I
Speaker 2: would have control of the edit. That's what I heard there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, war with pr So, Bunny, why don't
Speaker 1: you come on the show?
Speaker 2: Yes, Bunny, please come on the show. I would love
Speaker 2: to have you. And I couldn't track down Jase.
Speaker 1: By the way, where is Jace? Have no idea, Jesus man, Kaitlyn,
Speaker 1: can you find out where Jace is? Please?
Speaker 2: Okay, So, meanwhile, Bunny, if you are listening, we'd love
Speaker 2: to have you on the show.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, meanwhile, Jace is in charge of the digital media
Speaker 1: of the vacation. There's a lot of I want to say,
Speaker 1: I should have said this in my pots. There's way
Speaker 1: too much boat stuff this episode. There's a lot of boat.
Speaker 2: Stuff, you know what.
Speaker 1: They've been very honest stuff, the inflatable stuff. They have
Speaker 1: been very lean, which is why it's a good season.
Speaker 1: Because the boat stuff is.
Speaker 2: Just let me tell you why they're showing us they
Speaker 2: want you to see that Joe is a little bit.
Speaker 1: More on top of things, right right, right. The way
Speaker 1: I look at it is like, Okay, the Bachelor Mansion
Speaker 1: is the stage set for this story. The boat is
Speaker 1: the same thing. We don't want to see the the
Speaker 1: We have an HVAC problem in the Bachelor man. We
Speaker 1: don't want to see that getting taken care of. I
Speaker 1: understand that it's not a show about the people that
Speaker 1: work on the manchion. Well you get what I'm saying
Speaker 1: that we don't need to This is just a stage.
Speaker 1: Don't show us the inner working.
Speaker 2: It was interesting though, when they ditched the flotilla and
Speaker 2: the water toys because they needed to move that fucking
Speaker 2: boat out.
Speaker 1: My thing is that there's a there's a reason why
Speaker 1: the people that can actually operate this vessel are stuffed
Speaker 1: in a chamber below this boat, not to be seen
Speaker 1: by the sun or the cameras for six months. It's
Speaker 1: a nasty part of the show. Anyways, We're going to
Speaker 1: head into a bunch of stuff like that because there
Speaker 1: is a lot of wind and the guests way in
Speaker 1: on their bikinis will be too much ass all right, now,
Speaker 1: Luke's ai bot keeps sending reminder text to all the
Speaker 1: bitches that he's trying to fuck and the gang take
Speaker 1: all of the toys out of the underbelly of this boat.
Speaker 1: Now they hit the jet skis. Do you think if
Speaker 1: we went on this vacation we would ever be sober
Speaker 1: enough to ride one of these vehicles? It's a one
Speaker 1: drink max. You'd blow it at Breakfast. You had a
Speaker 1: fucking fore momosas at Breakfast, Dylan.
Speaker 2: If I was gonna go on one of these vacations,
Speaker 2: and I believe Bravo will have us on one day
Speaker 2: because they think they're going to set a trap for
Speaker 2: us as podcasters, I will not let them trap me.
Speaker 2: I will go their stone sober and be the sober
Speaker 2: the entire time.
Speaker 1: Really, really, yes, that's not a vacation.
Speaker 2: You're trying to drink.
Speaker 1: You're saying that you wouldn't. You wouldn't allow yourself to
Speaker 1: let your walls down to be baited into doing something embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That's right. I would not, which means I'd have to
Speaker 2: watch the booze. I'd probably just drink a glass of
Speaker 2: wine while I was in the comfort of my.
Speaker 1: Own room, right, Yeah, yeah, screw you. Bravo. Okay, So
Speaker 1: while everyone is ripping it up, some of the ladies
Speaker 1: are feeling a little bit peckish. And this happens all
Speaker 1: the time. People come face first in a collision with
Speaker 1: what they thought this vacation was going to be and
Speaker 1: what it actually is. So they think that this is
Speaker 1: a luxury vacation you go on and anything you wanted
Speaker 1: at any given time you can ask for. This is
Speaker 1: not that. No, no, this is a This is essentially
Speaker 1: a group on version of that. You cannot ask for
Speaker 1: food when you are hungry.
Speaker 2: Can I can I have a cheeseburger? I have some cookies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we've got cookies. You can have a cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Because I'm about to serve you avocado and watermelon on
Speaker 1: top of rice, and four times I can't dis erupt
Speaker 1: that process to make you a cheeseburger. I would just
Speaker 1: throw the entire thing off. So they are yeah, they
Speaker 1: are not happy because they are not going to be
Speaker 1: able to get any food for what is a really
Speaker 1: kind of important hour in the day, that's the breakfast
Speaker 1: into drinking, skipping lunch in lieu of activity. And then
Speaker 1: you realize that you're pretty fucking hungry around three or
Speaker 1: four o'clock. You're not eating till nine.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I know we don't have a soux
Speaker 2: chef on board, but this is where you feel like
Speaker 2: you could have one of the stews that makes it.
Speaker 1: Make a couple smash French fries, a.
Speaker 2: Couple of pizzas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's so funny that they place such
Speaker 1: emphasis on increasing the value of the tip by doing horseshit,
Speaker 1: like dressing up as an eagle and pretending to be
Speaker 1: a dragon. Make someone a cheeseburger. I'm telling you it's
Speaker 1: way better.
Speaker 2: These are the things they were, Right, Someone says I'd
Speaker 2: like a cheeseburger, and in three and a half minutes
Speaker 2: it's in fuck in front of your face.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Those are the wonderful moments that you remember on vacation.
Speaker 1: Think about how wonderful that moment is.
Speaker 2: It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: That's a wonderful moment. All right. So we've got some
Speaker 1: intense music in a sequence. It's an intense music, sting
Speaker 1: sequence of anchor dragging.
Speaker 2: This is where the boat is dragging. So Sandy is
Speaker 2: on top of it. She's like, we need to get
Speaker 2: the hell out here. If something's gonna happen to this.
Speaker 1: Most and I listen, I get it, but the this,
Speaker 1: the hans Zimmer of it all, and the chirons with
Speaker 1: seconds to spare, Yes, I can't do it. No, I
Speaker 1: can't do this. Don't don't hit me.
Speaker 2: You need a break from the drama.
Speaker 1: Who am I talking to? Did? Did doctor Orgasm really
Speaker 1: just tell me that we need a break from the drama?
Speaker 1: Who is that? I can't see him because my Patty
Speaker 1: would never say anything like that. It's a forty two
Speaker 1: minute television program. It should be wall to wall drama.
Speaker 1: I need to stop fucking taking inner tubes on a
Speaker 1: jet ski. I can't. We don't need to do that.
Speaker 1: But I've believed the point now Cooper, after succeeding in
Speaker 1: helping Josin and the frenchman an Asia fix this problem
Speaker 1: a multi varied puzzle on their ants, he says, I'm
Speaker 1: really proud of how far I've come. When I first
Speaker 1: got on this boat, I didn't even know how to
Speaker 1: tie a knot. And I'm just always blown away at
Speaker 1: the hiring process of this these vessels. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: You're come over here and then they grab the wrist
Speaker 2: and I, Oh, I feel a pulse.
Speaker 1: You're hired. Yeah, it's so crazy. If a homeless person
Speaker 1: had a good enough powerwash, they could walk right onto
Speaker 1: this show, The two Crass. You know how it gets
Speaker 1: a little tacky. It's not you need a pretty you
Speaker 1: need some strong water pressure to get some of that
Speaker 1: stuff off.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How have your encounters been with them lately?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: How have your encounters been with them lately? What do
Speaker 1: you mean the bums?
Speaker 2: The bums? Oh? I have a new bum?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know the category. Yeah, new car
Speaker 2: smell zombie. Okay, it's a new zombie that's new to
Speaker 2: the streets. It doesn't mean they're not a full on
Speaker 2: fucking chaotic drug addict that has stolen from everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's sit there, new on the streets. Right, they're not
Speaker 2: weather torn like scabbed over with the fucking face like right,
Speaker 2: you know those right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 2: Person that has stolen and burned every fucking bridge that
Speaker 2: they have and now is left out under a fucking bridge.
Speaker 1: How do you deduce that this is the path that
Speaker 1: got them to this moment.
Speaker 2: Because that's the path of every fucking loser, delinquent, drug addict. Okay,
Speaker 2: they burn every fucking bridge, they steal all their grandmother's.
Speaker 1: Jewelry, slid for drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and finally the family says enough is enough, and
Speaker 2: then they're under a bridge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the newbies are called the new car
Speaker 2: smell zombie.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got to see him from a mile away.
Speaker 1: I saw one the other night. The shuffler.
Speaker 2: Ah, the shuffler.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I couldn't pick their feet up if they tried.
Speaker 1: So what they resort to is just a it's a
Speaker 1: slow shuffle. It's just a shuffle. Imagine you're cleaning your
Speaker 1: kitchen floor. You throw a little rag down and you
Speaker 1: were just trying to mop up all the Formula four
Speaker 1: or nine that you just spraad everywhere. So they kind
Speaker 1: of walk dayn you got it. I got one I
Speaker 1: saw today.
Speaker 3: It was very honest with his sign at the end
Speaker 3: of the Freeway's gave me money for weed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a weird.
Speaker 2: That's been the honesty has been a play for like
Speaker 2: the last thirty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, if the audience feels that Dylan and I had.
Speaker 1: Their signs, should say it's so hot, that's what they're
Speaker 1: that would make me because it is it's so hot.
Speaker 2: If the audience thought Dylan and I were thoughtless and cruel, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: our little jokey joking here, you can fuck off because
Speaker 2: Dylan and I are advocates for getting these people off
Speaker 2: the street and getting them help. It are we We
Speaker 2: are local leadership that thinks it's okay that they walk
Speaker 2: around like this until they fuck.
Speaker 1: We don't want we don't want that. We don't want
Speaker 1: youth and eyes. We don't want them to be flamethrown
Speaker 1: anything like that. We want them to be taken care of.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw him the other day. I was
Speaker 1: coming off the one It's over like and he had
Speaker 1: a sign up but his head was buried and then
Speaker 1: he just dropped the sign. But he didn't pick his
Speaker 1: head up or anything. He just dropped the sign because
Speaker 1: he was dying. Okay, it's fucking horrifying. God. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: let's get back to the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, New Decky is on the way.
Speaker 1: And if you want to give a ship, I mean,
Speaker 1: think about seeing this all the time. I mean, we
Speaker 1: have to be desensitized to it. It's too sad to
Speaker 1: indulge its point. Okay, yeah, all right, so we get
Speaker 1: to dinner, Kaylee says she doesn't want to give these
Speaker 1: charter guests anything to complain about. They've been challenging already. Boy,
Speaker 1: did you fuck that wish up? Because you really you
Speaker 1: only gave them that first course is a savice of
Speaker 1: I believe, she said, Arctic sea bass.
Speaker 2: I heard sea bass.
Speaker 1: And then for the freaks who don't eat anything, they
Speaker 1: get watermelon and avocado with avocado with ponzu on crispy rice.
Speaker 1: Now there's a problem here, right. They don't like the food,
Speaker 1: the watermelon, avocado. It's not doing it for them. And
Speaker 1: once again we've got a thirst for the foods to
Speaker 1: be fried. Now, now you'll see this very often with
Speaker 1: gluten free people with vegetarian they just want French fries.
Speaker 1: But they are on a very nice vacation. So we
Speaker 1: can't let our base instincts rrupt out of us. Right,
Speaker 1: we want to kind of indulge the luxury of this,
Speaker 1: but you just want fries. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: I went to Thailand. Yeah, all I did was go
Speaker 2: to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Well you're sick, I know, you know, I might do
Speaker 1: that too, because I can't do those little chilis. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just way too hot.
Speaker 2: I was so sick of chicken and rice. By the
Speaker 2: third day, I was like, no more, I'm going to
Speaker 2: McDonald's right right now.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I understand. I mean, the things people eat,
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. What do you what happens to your bottom?
Speaker 1: Just a numbing, fucking, searing nightmare every time you go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, Yeah, well I was gonna say the
Speaker 2: guests don't like this food. I would here's my shot.
Speaker 2: I'm not blaming the gas. But once you realize that
Speaker 2: there is only one chef here, this should be a
Speaker 2: one night mistake. If you're a vegetarian, you tell the
Speaker 2: chef give me your best vegetarian dish.
Speaker 1: Instead of just writing a bunch of shit that you
Speaker 1: don't like, just say these are the things that i'll eat.
Speaker 1: That's it. Just give her, just give her five things
Speaker 1: that you will eat and let her do a thing.
Speaker 2: I think that's reverse engineering it in a right way.
Speaker 1: Because you can write that you don't like mushrooms, and
Speaker 1: you can write that you don't like gluten, but when
Speaker 1: a raw fish dish gets put in front of you,
Speaker 1: you can't think of everything that you don't like to eat.
Speaker 1: You just get that and you go, oh, well it's
Speaker 1: not a mushroom and it's not you know, so I
Speaker 1: don't like this. Just say you you want fre fucking
Speaker 1: French fries and fried shrimp. That's what they want. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: Kaylee does as well as the job as she can. Here,
Speaker 1: she goes up, says, I'm so sorry we're actually coursing
Speaker 1: out a meal right now. We can't just throw a
Speaker 1: coconut shrimp in the fryer for you right now at
Speaker 1: this moment, you fucking lunatics. She says, there's so much
Speaker 1: more to come. You're gonna be blown away. We've got
Speaker 1: these tiny little tacos that you're gonna hate. Just hank time.
Speaker 1: And then we get to a KAILI fuck up. This
Speaker 1: is completely on Kaylee. Judah, one of the economic redistributors, says,
Speaker 1: can you give me the crispy rice? I don't want
Speaker 1: any avocado. I don't want avocado. I actually put out
Speaker 1: my preference. She goes, Okay, no problem. She brings her
Speaker 1: back crispy rice with avocato. That's right, there's no watermelon
Speaker 1: at all. It's just avocado, the thing she said, don't do.
Speaker 2: Okay, our former employer, who's a complete douchebag, but he
Speaker 2: was right about this thing. Whenever you go to a
Speaker 2: restaurant and you order a sandwich or whatever, you say
Speaker 2: no mayonnaise, hella that sandwich will come back with mayonnaise
Speaker 2: and it will be double mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: No, he's not right about that.
Speaker 2: I get it. Every time makes me want to throw up.
Speaker 2: And every time I tell Subway I don't want mayonnaise,
Speaker 2: I want mustard, they put fucking mayonnaise on it. You're
Speaker 2: watching the artists, I call it in sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh do you really?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rush, I'm on the goat.
Speaker 1: You call it in defeats the purpose.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be able to trust. They are sandwich artists.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Now because Joy's head is up her fucking ass. She
Speaker 2: didn't read that goddamn preference. She that said, I fucking
Speaker 2: hate no.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Now, we've got a couple of different types of tacos.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately they all have avocado on them, which is something
Speaker 1: that these people do not like. One rode it on
Speaker 1: the preference, and it turns out that you know, many
Speaker 1: of them just want to eat meat. There's the issue
Speaker 1: is that the primary is a gluten free vegetarian. But
Speaker 1: the rest of these people, they just want fucking cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: They don't want all this horse shit. They don't want watermelon, avocado, ponzu,
Speaker 1: tacos and shit like that. Just fucking put steak in
Speaker 1: the tortilla. It'll be much easier for you. This is
Speaker 1: a night meat, It's a four pot dinner, all right.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm trying to solve this problem.
Speaker 2: It's so fun to see chefs fuck up on this show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why not have like a menu that you can literally
Speaker 2: circle like the items?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you're talking about turn it into like
Speaker 1: an in flight kind of thing kind of Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you go, you go, these are our three options, Salisbury steak,
Speaker 1: vegetable medley, or chicken pacada. And you go, I'll have
Speaker 1: chicken pacada. They go, we don't have any no, no, go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do the salisberry stick. Now we don't have that
Speaker 1: hot fuck Okay, can I have the microadventules? Now we're
Speaker 1: completely out of that. But what you can do is
Speaker 1: paying nineteen dollars for hummus and peda chick. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: do something like that, but better, but better? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So Joy had a four pot dinner and she's breaking
Speaker 1: down in tears, and Kaylee had a four pot dinner
Speaker 1: and she is breaking down in tears. This is not going.
Speaker 2: Well well, Joy says, she might just want to end
Speaker 2: up being a fucking dog walker.
Speaker 1: I love dogs.
Speaker 2: Well, I love dog walkers because I make a lot
Speaker 2: of money doing that. Yeah, you can't dog walkers around here.
Speaker 2: They make like six figures right out of the gate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what, though. You gotta build up
Speaker 1: a clientele, and you got to carry insurance because these
Speaker 1: dogs bite.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: You got them so fucking tired of dog people. I'm
Speaker 1: so sick of them there ruing the roost. Excuse me.
Speaker 1: The other day, we're standing outside of this, uh this theater,
Speaker 1: me and my wife goes see an improvshaw Neil Casey
Speaker 1: just one of the true greats. This pit bull comes
Speaker 1: up to us and and the walker just lets this
Speaker 1: pit bull go up to my wife's ankle and smell
Speaker 1: her ankle, goes out. He's really friendly. It's the Robbie
Speaker 1: Hoffman bit. It's always that's never happened before. It's always
Speaker 1: he's never done that. Yeah, he's a pit bull. Don't
Speaker 1: have your dog or come up and smell me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not a dog person. I don't want that dog.
Speaker 2: We don't get out here with any large dog. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: Jackie's gonna get a dog walker, and they charge a
Speaker 2: lot of money because you know he misses Theodore.
Speaker 1: Right, why don't you just get him a new dog?
Speaker 2: No more new dogs, no more, too much work.
Speaker 1: What about a cat entertaining it very easy, Get a
Speaker 1: little robot that takes care of that. Don't let him
Speaker 1: outside or they'll die. There's too many coyotes around here, man,
Speaker 1: and the yah zombies will eat them as well. Oh
Speaker 1: they will, all.
Speaker 2: Right, next day, all right, next day. Now, new day
Speaker 2: presents a new opportunity for new beginning, still in a
Speaker 2: fresh start. Also, mechanical malfunctions in a boat fucking sinking possibly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when the sun comes up and it filters into
Speaker 1: your eyes for the first time, you're filled with a
Speaker 1: renewed sensitive optimism. You go, this is what Andy was
Speaker 1: talking about. Then a bunch of people get in the
Speaker 1: back of a boat. They actually flood the thing. There
Speaker 1: is no fix other than having somebody scoop water out
Speaker 1: of it with a water bottle and then says, in
Speaker 1: as polite a way as you possibly can, let's disperse
Speaker 1: the weight. That's not a good day. The sun was wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, before we get there, though, Kaylee has
Speaker 1: the ick for Joe, and it makes me so happy.
Speaker 1: Kaylee is approaching Joe on Kaylee's terms, and I think
Speaker 1: I think Kaylee might be my favorite sea out of
Speaker 1: the season because I think what's gonna end up happening.
Speaker 1: It could be wrong, it will break my heart, but
Speaker 1: it's gonna be okay if she just never gives him
Speaker 1: what he wants for the remainder of the season and
Speaker 1: closing time is gonna come and he's gonna get real
Speaker 1: frustrated and she's gonna go. Actually, I'm doing this on
Speaker 1: my terms. I think that could lead Joe to a
Speaker 1: Watch What Happens live appearance where he goes, I talk
Speaker 1: to every single one, accept that bitch. I think that
Speaker 1: might be what happens, and it would bring me so
Speaker 1: much joy. Wow, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Well, there already was an appearance like that where he
Speaker 2: said I talked to every single one about one of my.
Speaker 1: Ex No, I know, that's what I'm referraing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, except but he can use the you know,
Speaker 2: the B word.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just crash.
Speaker 1: All right, enough dead air, let's finish this episode. All okay,
Speaker 1: all right, did we do the We did the ad already.
Speaker 1: It would be bad to put it in the last
Speaker 1: three minutes of the show. Maybe they wouldn't be We
Speaker 1: love the ad, it's just that nobody heard it. So yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So listen, we have this breakfast that goes really well,
Speaker 1: kind of turns things around a bit, and Joy heads
Speaker 1: upstairs and she makes a very very big mistake. She
Speaker 1: turns herself into Carrie Russell, the waitress.
Speaker 2: Ah. I was also going to say if Carrie Russell
Speaker 2: was transported through time and space into a cheesecake factory
Speaker 2: restaurant where you can order one out of eighty thousand
Speaker 2: things out of menu, because that's exactly what the guests do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll take penny pasta with vodka sauce, yeh. And then
Speaker 2: the food comes lobster salad for me.
Speaker 1: The pennypasta comes, and you're like, oh no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is way too much. They go, no, I know, that's
Speaker 1: why it's that's why it's cheesecake, babe. This is the
Speaker 1: plate is a surfing serving plate. No, that's for you.
Speaker 1: This is the cheesecake back.
Speaker 2: Do you see how much it cost?
Speaker 1: It's forty dollars right right, Well make it half that
Speaker 1: and then half the size. Now we don't do that here.
Speaker 1: We're trying to kill people. Thank you for coming. They
Speaker 1: ask for pesto pasta, they ask for lobster, they ask
Speaker 1: for Bunny, who we'd love to have you on the show.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking lunatic. You're asking for a lentil soup.
Speaker 1: I have lentil soup for dinner. Do you know how
Speaker 1: annoying lentils are? You know, a fucking annoying and and
Speaker 1: and what does that net out? A lentil soup? I
Speaker 1: understand it can be good, but it's like she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a hamhowk laying around? Okay, that's gonna be disgusting.
Speaker 1: But we head out for an excursion. And this is
Speaker 1: when the boat breaks down a little bit like me
Speaker 1: driving my Chevy Tracks into the dealership that had been
Speaker 1: smoking white for days. I thought, you know, what might
Speaker 1: be a good time to take this in And as
Speaker 1: I drove the car into the dealership, had billowed smoke
Speaker 1: out into the entire street with people were honking at me, going,
Speaker 1: you have to pull over. There's something wrong. I said,
Speaker 1: I know that you can't see, but I'm almost there. Okay,
Speaker 1: just break.
Speaker 2: I always love the helpful bystanders, like you had a
Speaker 2: tire that you're driving on the rim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you're on fucking Indiana. Joe, So like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: there's something wrong.
Speaker 3: I know, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you? Yeah, crash, you know. No, I'm actually
Speaker 1: aware because I'm miserable right now. This is going to
Speaker 1: be ours. It's the worst thing that could happen in
Speaker 1: the developed world. Okay. So the boat breaks down and
Speaker 1: Cooper calls Joe and he said, was everybody on the
Speaker 1: back of the boat And he says pretty much yeah,
Speaker 1: And he says, you're gonna have to spread them out
Speaker 1: a little bit, and Coop gets to work siphoning the
Speaker 1: water out of the tender. Now we have this little
Speaker 1: moment where Joe is not texting Nate back. Joe is
Speaker 1: such a little fucker, man, He is such a little fuck.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you. Yeah, if that is such a
Speaker 2: tell for Nate, Like it's such a dereliction of forty
Speaker 2: eight laws of power. Keep the line of communication going
Speaker 2: with the guy you're trying to screw over because you're
Speaker 2: just showing him your hand that you are really just
Speaker 2: trying to step on his dead body.
Speaker 1: Sure you got to kill him before. They shouldn't know
Speaker 1: that you are trying to kill them until you've killed them.
Speaker 1: That's right. What Joe is doing is telegraphing the coup exactly,
Speaker 1: and it's You're one hundred percent right. This is bad
Speaker 1: gameplay because Nate is going to come back on this
Speaker 1: boat fired up and take completely take over the position again.
Speaker 2: I mean with that text message he sends to act
Speaker 2: at the tal end of the episode, he's already failing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Nate is I guess we can end it
Speaker 1: with that, right, Yeah, I mean this is we don't
Speaker 1: have the dinner, I think at the end of this ye,
Speaker 1: we don't.
Speaker 2: We have Joe telling us. He just does this monologue
Speaker 2: where he tells us he's better than I'm better than him.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, I'm better than him, and then crunches
Speaker 1: the numbers and sees that he has the majority, he
Speaker 1: can flip the verdict. Now, Nate is, as we mentioned,
Speaker 1: also not a great player of the forty eight laws himself.
Speaker 1: He's a bit of what you would call an idiot.
Speaker 1: So what he does is sends a text of absolute
Speaker 1: desperation foolishness to an underling. You are showing an underling
Speaker 1: that you are scared, paranoid and concerned that Joe is
Speaker 1: going to try to take your position, and you are
Speaker 1: trying to accrue allies. Nate can't do that, You're not there.
Speaker 1: You have to accept the disadvantage, turn it into a boon.
Speaker 1: But what you can't do is try to gameplay with
Speaker 1: somebody who's working in person with the dude you're trying
Speaker 1: to defeat. That's the high ground loss, Nate. You just
Speaker 1: come off as pathetic. But luckily his target is so soft.
Speaker 1: The security guard working at this mall is can't even run.
Speaker 1: Max goes, oh my god, and this is everything I've
Speaker 1: ever wanted. And that's where we leave off the episode.
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