WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.319 --> 00:00:11.080 Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. 2 00:00:11.359 --> 00:00:16.399 You have done it. Happy Halloween, Chris. It is Halloween, right, 3 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:20.559 do you people celebrate Happy Halloween? It is a Friday, 4 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:25.199 It's Halloween night. It's gonna be candy and fun and 5 00:00:25.359 --> 00:00:29.120 costumes and all that. But we have to focus on 6 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:31.559 some other things for a few hours here on the 7 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:35.159 world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Are we going into Venezuela? 8 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.200 I would go ahead and say yes. We'll talk about 9 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:40.920 that in a minute, actually, in a little while. I 10 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:42.960 don't know that it's that big of a deal. We're 11 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:45.799 gonna we're gonna talk about some people maybe in need 12 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:49.320 here in a moment. We are gonna touch on Arctic frost, 13 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:53.200 legal immigration, We're gonna talk about but why can people 14 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:56.880 buy all manner of things with all their EBT cards 15 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:01.280 which they're not getting today? The Trump administration draining the swamp, 16 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:05.840 all that light stuff, heavy stuff, and so much more 17 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:09.000 coming up on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show on 18 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:12.079 an ass Doctor Jesse Friday. Before we get to the 19 00:01:12.159 --> 00:01:15.159 Arctic frost stuff, which I will get to. I wanted 20 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:17.760 to read this email and I have a point for it, 21 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:21.200 a purpose for it, so here it is to your 22 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:24.200 tiny handed part time radio host, which is not nice. 23 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:30.239 I am active duty Navy. He's active duty Navy. Maybe 24 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:34.079 i'm active quit. I'm active duty Navy during or during 25 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:37.680 during COVID. I was an instructor. I was essential enough 26 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:40.760 to work during COVID and teach through a piece of 27 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:43.760 cloth for eight to ten hours a day, but not 28 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:48.480 essential enough to get paid during a government shutdown. I 29 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:52.200 agree that the GOP shouldn't cave to the communists, and 30 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:55.719 I hate that illegals are getting welfare, but I won't 31 00:01:55.719 --> 00:01:58.400 be able to afford gas so I can drive to 32 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:02.239 work Monday. If we don't get paid, I don't know 33 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:05.799 what to do, hoping the Left gives in and I 34 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.800 can get paid on the first. Trying to say positive, 35 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:14.280 The reason I read this is while we celebrate that 36 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:17.680 a bunch of you know, dirt balls are not getting snapped, 37 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:20.319 and while we celebrate that the federal government shut down 38 00:02:20.319 --> 00:02:22.759 and federal workers are cut off, and and all these 39 00:02:22.759 --> 00:02:29.120 things are wonderful, keep the service member in your life 40 00:02:29.159 --> 00:02:34.039 in mind. If you have one in your family, maybe 41 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:39.520 a neighbor, maybe in your church, maybe in your sports league. 42 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:45.479 If you have a service member in your life, and 43 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.479 maybe you're in a place where you can help out 44 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:51.560 with something. Maybe it's a meal, maybe you're not okay financially. 45 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:53.879 Maybe it's a hey, we're making a big cast a 46 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:55.879 role tonight. Come on over, you guys, eat on us. 47 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:03.240 Please consider sending a text, making a phone call. You 48 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:06.879 run into them tonight at Halloween. They stopped by with 49 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:10.560 the kiddos. Hey, you guys doing okay. I know the 50 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:15.360 government's shut down. I don't know about you, but for 51 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:20.120 the shoot, I would say ninety ninety five percent of 52 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:22.960 my life, if not more. If I didn't get a 53 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.800 pay check for a couple of weeks, we weren't eating, 54 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:28.520 and we weren't getting we weren't filling up the tank 55 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:32.159 with gas bills, weren't getting paid. Lots of people don't 56 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:35.919 have savings, and people in the service don't make a 57 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:38.919 lot of money anyway, and most of the people in 58 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:43.080 the service, not all, but most don't come from money. 59 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:46.240 This is just a it was just a personal PSA. 60 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:50.360 The email touched me. It's been on my mind. If 61 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.719 you have one in your life, consider reaching out. Hey, 62 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:56.000 it doesn't you know, it doesn't have to be cash. 63 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:57.560 Or something like that, because people, Hey, how about a 64 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:01.360 gas card, how about it something that's all. I'm gonna 65 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:04.520 let it go now, please consider reaching out to the 66 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:08.120 people who fight, who keep us safe. They're not getting 67 00:04:08.159 --> 00:04:11.159 paid right now, and that part of it most definitely 68 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:16.720 does suck. Let's move on, because I have I got 69 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:18.639 a text message. I'll put it that way. I have 70 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:23.040 some I have some news that may be a little heavy. 71 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:27.360 I have all these Arctic Frost emails. Remember Artic Frost 72 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:33.079 is that big FBI operation Jack Smith signed off by 73 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:36.680 Judge Bosberg, where the FBI is wired tapping phone mines, 74 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:41.360 basically hunting down Republicans as if they're domestic terrorists. And 75 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:46.279 I have so many emails about this today, Jesse blackpill. 76 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:50.600 The latest revelation this is this is a disaster. People 77 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:53.879 have to go to jail. Next one, Jesse, we have 78 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:57.519 artic Artic Frost to cover up of Biden decline. At 79 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.959 what point do we rise up and overthrow the government? 80 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.360 They're living like king Okay, So there's a lot of 81 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:07.560 these A lot of these people were very very angry. 82 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:12.120 I am very angry. And when you just take it in, 83 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:14.839 it's not that it's not that any of this surprised you. 84 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:19.199 You understand that the FBI is an evil, secret police agency. 85 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.319 You've known that if you listen to this show for 86 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:23.279 any length of time, you've known that for quite a while. 87 00:05:23.319 --> 00:05:27.199 You've know the things they've done. Be honest, you didn't 88 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:31.360 hear about arctic frost, and maybe you were a little shocked, 89 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:35.040 but you weren't stunned. It didn't give you the vapors. 90 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:37.600 And you heard the what the FBI did and you said, oh, yeah, 91 00:05:37.639 --> 00:05:41.199 that's that sounds like them. So you get this. I 92 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:45.399 get this, and we are crying out right now for 93 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:49.279 justice because we you and me. We love America, do 94 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:52.879 we not? We love the United States of America? But 95 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:57.959 why why? Why do you love the country? What is 96 00:05:57.959 --> 00:06:02.560 it about America that you love? Well? We love living 97 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:06.279 living in a free country. We look around the world 98 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:11.000 and at the ways people live, and we think to ourselves, Man, 99 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:13.439 I couldn't I couldn't imagine being in a country where 100 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.600 the cops show up and throw me in prison for 101 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:20.319 a Facebook post. We love our standard of living. Hey, 102 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:22.759 I could. I couldn't imagine living in a place that 103 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:25.639 there is no hospital, You can't get medicine, We love 104 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:28.759 so much about America because of the life it has 105 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:31.120 given us and the life it has given our children, 106 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:39.160 and because we are lovers of America, we almost don't 107 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:43.040 want to believe it's possible for America to do something 108 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:47.560 that evil, And if it does do something that evil, 109 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:52.240 we want to believe that, because this is America, someone's 110 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:55.199 gonna stop it, someone's gonna do something about it. Some 111 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:57.639 are better go to jail, They're better be FBI agents 112 00:06:57.639 --> 00:07:00.399 in jail. And I'm the same way. And this is 113 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:05.079 it's like a child, your child, if you have one, 114 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:12.439 how honest can you be about your child? If your 115 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:20.040 child does something terrible? How honest can you be? Tonight, James, 116 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:24.000 my oldest son, James is an angel of a child. 117 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:27.120 It's got teenage problems like anyone else, with just a 118 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.879 wonderful just a wonderful heart, much better person than I 119 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:33.800 ever was, and certainly not some party animal or anything 120 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:37.040 like that. Tonight I get a phone call at midnight. 121 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:43.560 James is in police custody. He got drunk and started 122 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:46.879 driving and then hit a cop. I will tell you 123 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:51.199 right now, even if it was on camera, I would say, 124 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:56.040 I think you got the wrong kid, not my son. No, no, no, 125 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:59.120 we have it on camera. No no, James would nevers. 126 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:03.439 James would never not my son, my son. He's not 127 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:06.480 capable of doing something like that. Maybe your son is. 128 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:10.000 Of course, your son could be a dirt ball. Probably 129 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:16.480 is a dirt ball. My James is perfect, but nobody's 130 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:20.360 perfect in the United States of America. As much as 131 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.680 you love it and as much as I love it, 132 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:27.759 it's not perfect either, And it's much less perfect now 133 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:31.639 that we've allowed communists to work their way through our 134 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:37.360 super super super important institutions. We've allowed them to become judges, 135 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:42.279 We've allowed them to become FBI agents. We've allowed far 136 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:45.159 too much for far too long. And we wake up 137 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.159 one day and we find out that the secret police agency, 138 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:52.159 the CHEKA, they're actually wired tapping senators phone lines and 139 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:57.720 casting some wide dragnet to essentially classify as many Republicans 140 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:01.039 as possible as domestic terrorists or at least potential ones. 141 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:03.799 And we say to ourselves, Okay, that can't happen here. 142 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.200 That shouldn't have happened here. But now that it did, 143 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:10.960 someone's going to jail, right, So let me tell you, 144 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:14.720 and I will not tell you from who sent to 145 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:18.120 me in confidence. But I will say, this is somebody 146 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:21.320 who would know. I can't stress this enough. This is 147 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:25.120 somebody who would know. He listened to the show we 148 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:27.720 did yesterday talking about artic Frost and stuff like that. 149 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:31.279 This is what he's told me. I'm just gonna read 150 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:33.559 you the first couple of sentences, otherwise it gets too detailed. 151 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:36.639 This is verbatim. I'm reading it off my phone. Artic 152 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:41.840 Frost is even worse than you explained last night. It 153 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:46.600 was all one hundred percent legal, so there is zero 154 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:53.240 criminal liability for anyone. Our only recourse is naming, shaming 155 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:56.559 and ruining everyone involved. You know what. I'll just read 156 00:09:56.600 --> 00:09:59.960 the whole thing, and the documents being revealed have him 157 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:03.840 employee names blacked out because they still work for the 158 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:08.960 FBI and they are still being protected. It is the 159 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:15.120 Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday. I'll tell 160 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:17.600 you where I was last night, hearing a few After 161 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:20.360 I get done giving you this black pill, Jewish producer 162 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.679 Chris is trying to get me to tell a campaign 163 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:25.440 story that Ob is going to be very upset about 164 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:28.840 all that. More questions and so much more coming up 165 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:32.600 on a Friday. So I gave you that black pill 166 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:36.720 about arctic frost. I'm furious about it. I'm disgusted. I 167 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:40.679 want Let me explain what I want. I want every 168 00:10:40.759 --> 00:10:45.840 single government person, every government person who abused their power 169 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:49.759 like that, who used their government power against their political opponents. 170 00:10:50.320 --> 00:10:54.440 I want that person given a fair trial, a public trial. 171 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:58.279 I want them convicted, and I want a firing squad 172 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.879 on national television. That is how serious I take the 173 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.720 crime of government corruption, and that's how serious societies throughout 174 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:08.399 history have taken it. I believe that is justified. I 175 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:12.559 am not being some bloodthirsty monster. I believe in preserving society, 176 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.200 and the only way you do that is that kind 177 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:18.240 of punishment for government corruption. So, and need to be clear, 178 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:21.519 that's what I want. And maybe maybe you don't go 179 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:24.080 quite that far, but I bet, I bet I'm not 180 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:29.399 that far past you. That's what I want. We are 181 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:34.080 not We are not probably going to get people anybody 182 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:39.240 to spend a day in prison over all this. Now, 183 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:44.559 that's the bad news. The reason we are not probably 184 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:46.960 going to get people to spend a day in prison 185 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:52.919 here is because of what we have discussed so many 186 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:56.159 times before. But we'll discuss it in kind of a 187 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:00.399 different way this time. I've used this analogy of continue 188 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:02.559 to use it. I don't know why it's just appropriate. 189 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:05.799 Maybe it's because I grew up in bear country. If 190 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.639 you are forty years old, you have never worked out 191 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:11.240 in your life. You eat fast food every single meal. 192 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:14.559 You are fat, You are soft, You are slow. Your 193 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:17.360 heart doesn't work right, your muscles aren't aren't that great. 194 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:21.919 You are by every definition soft and weak. And a 195 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:25.840 grizzly bear finds you and starts charging at you, and 196 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:31.279 your car is a mile away. You have to run, 197 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:35.799 and you have to run really really really fast. It 198 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:41.960 is super important or you're going to die. But you can't. 199 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:48.919 But you have to, but you can't. These people have 200 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:54.559 been poisoning our body for years in years in years 201 00:12:54.720 --> 00:13:01.240 in years, slowly walking through our institutions. Remember the Italian 202 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:04.919 communist Gramschet. What he said, what he called it, the 203 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.639 long march through the institutions? What did you think that 204 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:13.559 long march was all about? They knew it would be slow, 205 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:17.879 they knew it would be difficult, But they also knew 206 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:21.799 at the end of that rainbow, when you finally finish 207 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:26.840 your march through the institutions. Your institutions will, instead of 208 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:34.200 stopping communism, enable communism, protect communism everywhere it is found. 209 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:38.840 That was the entire idea behind the long march through 210 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:44.759 the institutions. These thirty communists who do these things, they 211 00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:48.440 didn't put on judges robes yesterday. They didn't take over 212 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:52.159 law schools yesterday. They didn't get an FBI badge yesterday. 213 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:57.320 Years and years, decades and decades of slowly but surely 214 00:13:57.519 --> 00:14:01.159 marching through the institutions. And remember they knew all along. 215 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.159 The whole purpose of marching through the institution was so 216 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:08.799 you could get to a place where you could legally 217 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:13.279 send the Federal Bureau of Investigation into your home and 218 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:16.759 to the home of your senator, track your location, your 219 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:21.159 phone number, who you're texting. The whole point of marching 220 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:24.720 through those institutions was to bring our country to a 221 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.320 point where the FBI became the plaything of the communist. 222 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.279 That was the point of all of it. The media 223 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:35.679 would become the plaything of the communists, the academic institutions 224 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:38.279 the plaything of the communist. He could do what he 225 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:42.679 wanted because the institutions he conquered them all. That was 226 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:48.000 the whole point in the long march through the institutions 227 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.399 that text message I read you, I'll read it to 228 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:54.600 you again, And all I can tell you is it's 229 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:58.159 from someone who would know. I can't betray this person's trust. 230 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:01.639 You don't have to trust me on this quote. And 231 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:03.399 I did leave out a bit at the end just 232 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:06.320 to protect this person. Arctic frost is even worse than 233 00:15:06.360 --> 00:15:10.200 you explained last night. It was all one hundred percent legal, 234 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:15.200 So there's zero criminal liability for anyone. Our only recourse 235 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:19.600 is naming, shaming, and ruining everyone involved. And the documents 236 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:23.600 being revealed have employee names blacked out because they still 237 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:30.279 work for the FBI. They are still being protected. This 238 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:34.519 does not mean it's the end of the world or 239 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:40.279 the end of the country. What it means is we 240 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:44.159 can't outrun that grizzly bear right now. We want to, 241 00:15:45.559 --> 00:15:49.440 we have to. It's but it's really important. I know, 242 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:56.519 I agree, it's really important. Our body is not ready 243 00:15:56.559 --> 00:16:01.720 for it. Our body is not prepared for it. What 244 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:05.759 we have to focus on now is not looking back 245 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:10.799 at decades of failure, decades of communist infiltration, decades of 246 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.360 fast food are not working out. We can't look back 247 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:16.440 at decades of failure. There's no time for that now either. 248 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:21.279 The time now is to start getting ready for the 249 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:25.399 next grizzly Bear. That's what we have to start. The 250 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:31.039 draining of the swamp is everything. Oh, it is the 251 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:35.639 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. And ask 252 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:38.799 doctor Jesse Friday. And of course we are live here 253 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:42.600 and you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 254 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:46.039 dot com. So I know I did my show last night, 255 00:16:46.399 --> 00:16:49.799 but I did not do my show from here last night. 256 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:53.399 I had to go to Chicago. I didn't tell you because, 257 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:55.519 like I said, i'd try not to say ahead of time. 258 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.559 You know, when dirty communists want to murder you. I 259 00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:59.440 don't like to advertise when I'm out of town. I'm 260 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:01.039 back in town. So I thought I could tell you 261 00:17:01.080 --> 00:17:03.799 now I was in Chicago. Why was I in Chicago? 262 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:06.519 It was a quick in and out, all right. I 263 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:12.759 was in Chicago because they had the Radio Hall of 264 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:17.680 Fame induction ceremony last night for this brand new crop 265 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:19.960 of Hall of famers. And in case you're wondering, no, 266 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.680 I most definitely was not one. I will never be 267 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:27.839 on that stage. But my boss Julie, just saint of 268 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:31.640 a woman, was one of them, and I love her anyway, 269 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:35.359 and so flew up there show went and paid my respect. 270 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:39.359 Now it's I would say this, four or five hundred 271 00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:42.279 people with this big event. Alice Cooper got in all 272 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:45.119 these all these people, Colin Cowherd, all the otherse people 273 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:46.359 you probably know, they all got in the Hall of 274 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:54.079 Fame last night. Couple things. First, I was not told 275 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:59.920 ahead of time the dress attire for it. Chris said, So, 276 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:01.880 oh yeah, Chris, did you see what I was wearing 277 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:05.119 yesterday before I took off. Everyone else was in a suit. 278 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:08.720 But and I mean the entire place was in a suit. 279 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:12.960 I was in blue jeans cowboy boots, and I had 280 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:15.720 kind of like a I don't think it's a jean jacket. 281 00:18:15.720 --> 00:18:18.920 It's not a bad jacket, not a bad jacket. It's 282 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.559 not a suit jacket. So there's all these people in 283 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:24.599 suits and ties. The dimes are dressed to the nines, 284 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:27.640 the dudes are all in suits, and then there's Jesse 285 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:35.359 in blue jeans. So that was awkward. Then I knew beforehand, 286 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:41.240 Well I shouldn't say then, what Chris what Chris said, 287 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:43.200 I was going to stand out anyways. Yeah, but that's 288 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:47.079 the problem. How if I show up and I'm not 289 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:52.279 dressed properly. Everyone knows, everyone knows some Asian dude can 290 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:55.440 get away with it. I have to be dressed appropriately, 291 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:58.759 all right. Setting that aside, it was going to be 292 00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:02.000 a big event, big banquet, and of course they were 293 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:07.079 serving dinner. I fasted all day yesterday. It was just 294 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:09.960 a health thing. A fasted all day yesterday before it. 295 00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:13.720 There was not a chance in hades that I was 296 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:19.640 going to show up at any sorry banquet food to 297 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:22.480 break my fast. I wasn't gonna do it, decided me 298 00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:25.839 and Clay. We went out beforehand, went out, got a 299 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:29.839 meal beforehand, stuffed our faces. We show up at the banquet. 300 00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:34.039 Everyone else is eating. I am not eating. I actually 301 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:36.640 told the waiter you can take it. I'm good to go. 302 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:41.279 Everyone has to ask why at my table, I had 303 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:45.759 to inform everybody how stupid they were for eating at 304 00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:48.319 the banquet. Oh, I did, Chris. I was relentless. I 305 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:51.319 was relentless, and I told him, oh man, that steak 306 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:55.079 looks a little tough. Shoot. I am so full, I'm 307 00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:58.640 about to have to buck. I'm to take a notch 308 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:01.359 down on my belt. I so much looks like you 309 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:04.759 guys are going to be hungry. That went well. We 310 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:07.480 went through all the speeches and that, and then most 311 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:09.680 of them sucked. A couple of them were pretty good. 312 00:20:09.759 --> 00:20:11.720 Of course, Julie's was the best. She was just like, 313 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:14.119 I love it. I'm not naming names. Thank you all, 314 00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:19.039 you're the best. Goodbye, This is awesome. All right. They schedule. 315 00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.319 I did a clarify that this is late. Remember I 316 00:20:22.359 --> 00:20:25.519 did my show and then went this is late. This 317 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:30.400 thing ends at ten thirty. Ten forty five at night 318 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:37.200 is when it ends. Everybody says, hey, there's this private 319 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:42.599 event afterwards for seventy people where we're going to go up. 320 00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:45.920 We rented out this big flour and we're just going 321 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:48.799 to go up and do a private celebration. It's a 322 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:50.720 big deal. Radio Hall of Fame. It's a big freaking deal. 323 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:54.200 You get in any hall of fame. I said yes, 324 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:58.480 I want to stress, just like I told Ab. I 325 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:05.559 said yes, and I went for about fifteen minutes. Chris, 326 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:09.799 it was at least fifteen minutes, maybe twenty, okay, maybe twenty. 327 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:15.440 Then you know what I did. I didn't say goodbye 328 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:22.200 to anybody, No handshakes, no hugs. I just waited till 329 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:27.359 everybody seemed like they were occupied, and I slipped on 330 00:21:27.519 --> 00:21:33.799 out the door. No muss, no fuss, the old Irish 331 00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:38.640 goodbye in effect again last night. You know how marvelous 332 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:41.880 that was, Chris. Do you know you can criticize and 333 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:45.279 call it rude all you want, Chris, you know what 334 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:50.279 that bought me? Twenty minutes of sleep time. That's a 335 00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:54.160 twenty minute goodbye in a room like that. If I 336 00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:57.880 start popping in on everybody, Ahah, it was great, senior. 337 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:01.319 Let's hug hey, bit you're not good and yet hold on, 338 00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:05.039 they're about to serve Tater talks. That's twenty minutes to 339 00:22:05.119 --> 00:22:08.279 go around that room. That's twenty more minutes of sleep. 340 00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:14.039 I got what, Chris, No, no, no, no, no, you said, 341 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:16.680 you tell one person. This is what Chris said. No, 342 00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:19.880 this is exactly, This is exactly. This is the flaw 343 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:22.359 you have when you try to be nice, Chris. You 344 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:26.160 tell one person, what does that person do, Especially if 345 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:30.799 it's a woman, they elevate the tone of their voice. 346 00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:34.319 Women don't say oh okay, yeah, go on to bed. 347 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:39.559 It's no. It would sucka you know, exactly what you're 348 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:42.119 gonna get if they have to turn it up. And 349 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:44.880 what happens when they turn it up with their goodbyes? 350 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:49.480 Everybody starts looking. Then you can't slink out of anywhere. 351 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:52.480 Everyone's looking. Jesse, you must be going. I better go 352 00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:57.720 say goodbye? What what? No? You don't have to choose 353 00:22:57.720 --> 00:23:01.599 your confidant carefully, Chris, haven't you whoever he heard the 354 00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:04.640 old saying two people can r three people can keep 355 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:07.559 a secret if two of them are dead, nobody You 356 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:10.599 have no confidence at that moment. Chris, you are a 357 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:13.359 one man wolf pack. No, you're a one man wolf 358 00:23:13.359 --> 00:23:16.160 pack that you have no friends, you have no family, 359 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:20.400 There is nobody but you. You are behind enemy lines and 360 00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:25.000 all that matters is getting out alive. So you can't intrust. 361 00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:28.160 It doesn't matter. Look, it might be your wife. You're 362 00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:29.680 gonna have to leave her a right, You're gonna have 363 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:33.359 to leave her behind. You have to leave without saying 364 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:37.599 a word. You tell one person, they will end it. 365 00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:39.839 And here's what happens when you tell your wife. Because 366 00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:42.480 I've gone through this with ad before, she doesn't have 367 00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:47.000 this thing like she's overly nice. She will say even 368 00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:50.559 if she knows I'm right. Even if she knows I'm right, Well, 369 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:54.000 we have to say goodbye to what fill in the blank. 370 00:23:54.079 --> 00:23:56.759 So and so, so and so came so far to 371 00:23:56.799 --> 00:23:59.880 see us, so and you work with them, so and so. Oh, 372 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:04.359 I love her. So I have to say goodbye to blank. 373 00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:08.400 Just one person. Haven't you ever seen the movie Heat? Chris? 374 00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:17.079 What did you just say? It's on the list. Why 375 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:20.559 don't you go ahead and make that priority one this weekend? Chris? 376 00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:24.160 Every dude has seen the movie Heat? What is you 377 00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:27.200 know what? I'm gonna ruin something for you now? No, No, Chris, 378 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:29.839 you had fifteen years. You had, I don't say at 379 00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:32.319 least fifteen years to watch that movie. I'm ruining it 380 00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:36.720 for you right now, he is, No, I'm ruining it. Nope, nope, 381 00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:41.799 all right, I'll give you one day on my life, Corey. 382 00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:44.799 Remind me I'm ruining that movie on Monday. If Jewish 383 00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:47.279 producer Chris shows up and he's not watched Heat by Monday, 384 00:24:47.480 --> 00:24:51.279 you have until Monday, and then I'm telling my little story. 385 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:55.000 Either way, this is what I'll say. That one thing 386 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:57.880 you have to do, that one person you have to tell, 387 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:00.599 that's what brings you down in the end, Pal, you 388 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:05.559 are behind enemy lines. If you are going to Irish goodbye, 389 00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:09.599 just do it. And you know what, maybe you're sitting 390 00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:12.160 there thinking it's rude or I could never You know 391 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:16.079 what the beauty of it is Once your friends and 392 00:25:16.240 --> 00:25:20.240 coworkers get to know you, they know you're gonna do it, 393 00:25:20.839 --> 00:25:23.079 they stop yelling about it. You know how many text 394 00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:27.200 messages I got from my bosses, coworkers, friends today about 395 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:30.160 that Irish goodbye? You know how many? Not a single 396 00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:35.359 one cities The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, on 397 00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:39.640 a Halloween, the Kelly family has upgraded. I'm proud to 398 00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:44.480 announce to full sized candy bars. And I know you've 399 00:25:44.480 --> 00:25:45.960 been doing it for a while, Chris. I don't need 400 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.799 these lectures and a child who comes by tonight will 401 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:54.279