WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.680 Hm, you want to make some more. 2 00:00:04.320 --> 00:00:07.120 He's over there, coming from the guy that eats potato 3 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:08.640 chips while I'm doing a live read. 4 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:12.080 You couldn't hear that? You can what a hearing because 5 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:12.519 you're sick. 6 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:16.239 No, we're with microphones, dumb ass, and you eat potato chips. 7 00:00:17.199 --> 00:00:18.679 You can hear my potato chip eating. 8 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.719 Being dead serious, I could not. 9 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:26.039 Thank you being mean, and you know what I got. 10 00:00:26.079 --> 00:00:27.519 You know what I think I did. I was like, 11 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:30.160 I shouldn't bother Dwaite with this, and I choked on 12 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:34.039 my chips a little bit. Okay, so I choked, almost died. 13 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:34.920 What it was? The name chip? 14 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:35.200 Who? 15 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:39.280 Thank you Bill Keeling for texting your support to the 16 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:40.920 show even though we'd been sick. 17 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:44.000 I think Bill killing might be the better looking of 18 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:47.079 the two. I agree between John, it's. 19 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:50.520 A bit close close. The sun is the best looking 20 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:53.039 one of e all. I don't know which brothers is 21 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:54.079 the sun that's on the forest. 22 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:56.560 Do you suppose that they ever when they were. 23 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:01.359 No, So I will ask this question. I would why 24 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:04.680 do they make Okay, you're already sick. They give you 25 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:08.959 the medicine. You get the medicine, and God bless all 26 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:11.959 the people that work at pharmacies, Like, really, but why 27 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:14.480 do they make the packages where you can't get the 28 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:18.079 out of the thing. So you're sick and all you 29 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:21.920 need is this medicine, but you can't get the you 30 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:24.120 can't peel it back, and if it peels back a 31 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:26.760 little bit, it's only peeled like a quarter of the way. 32 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:29.120 And now you've gotta go. I gotta go get a knife. 33 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:32.400 I have to get a knife to undo the package 34 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:34.239 to get the pill that's supposed to make me feel 35 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:35.439 better because I'm sick. 36 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:38.159 By the way, they're gonna pull the cotton out. Sometimes too, 37 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:39.120 they put in something. 38 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:40.599 Not even the bottle. I could deal with that, but 39 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:42.920 the ones, the ones that are the pills that are 40 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.239 in each individual little uh bubble, right, they're in each 41 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:49.359 individual bubble, and you have to you can't poke it through. 42 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:51.480 If you poke it through, you can break. I broke 43 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.200 one of the pills and was like, what the hell 44 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:59.200 is what? Why the hell? We're already sick. And I'm 45 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:03.120 sure that White and I were fantastic sick people last week. 46 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:06.359 We definitely were like we were gracious and never got upset, 47 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:10.360 not not at once, and I would get irritated with 48 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.120 someone with chew ice loudly. 49 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.000 I just sput nick, just made my notes super large. 50 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:19.360 If you had your if you both surveyed your wives, 51 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.360 who who do you think would say was the more 52 00:02:21.479 --> 00:02:22.759 needy husband last week? 53 00:02:24.120 --> 00:02:28.319 I think we're a lot of as different. Yeah, we 54 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:29.520 are alone. 55 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:31.800 Leave me alone, that's all. I just leave me alone. 56 00:02:32.159 --> 00:02:33.879 Just leave me alone, that's all I want. Don't talk 57 00:02:33.919 --> 00:02:35.159 to me, leave me alone. I'm sick. 58 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.319 Well. For example, when I started to feel just a 59 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.360 little bit off Sunday, Susan was in the basement. Let me. 60 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.759 I walked down. I stood on the stairs, said, honey, 61 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:47.800 I'm not feeling real well. I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm 62 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:49.840 done for the day, just in cases it's the flu. 63 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:54.599 And there I stayed. I mean I stayed there until 64 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:56.120 Thursday after Soon. 65 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.280 Here's what John, maybe a year later in your life, 66 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:01.159 you become a cataker and you have to take care 67 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:03.759 of Dwight and Tony because our wives have left us 68 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:06.840 and we're sick and elderly. Now so here, let's give 69 00:03:06.840 --> 00:03:09.080 you some advice because I'm not giving you the advice 70 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:12.680 as if I'm giving my wife advice. Do you understand, Yes, 71 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:17.759 this is different this is different. But so the natural 72 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:20.240 reaction is to ask the person that's sick. The first 73 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:23.759 thing you ask in the morning, is feeling better? Oh gosh, 74 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:29.599 don't don't know, because if the person feels worse or 75 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:34.800 status quo, the words ring through your ears. So here's 76 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:37.039 what you need to do. You ready as the care 77 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:40.439 as the caretaker of too elderly, Tony and Dwight, because 78 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:41.280 our wives left. 79 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:42.960 Us right and we're sick. It's coming. 80 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:45.800 Here's the thing in the first of the morning. Hey, 81 00:03:45.879 --> 00:03:48.360 don't talk to us, b if you're gonna do it. 82 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:49.759 What do you need? 83 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:50.400 Yes? 84 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:55.000 Nothing, Okay, that's that's that's what. This is the exchange 85 00:03:55.560 --> 00:04:00.199 that needs to happen. Do you need anything? No, I 86 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:02.960 will say this, that's it. That's exchange. 87 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:05.039 I've already gotten used to that with the pregnant wife 88 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:06.840 right now. Yes, that's a lot of times that she's 89 00:04:06.879 --> 00:04:08.879 not set, when she's not feeling the best. It's what 90 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:09.400 do you need? 91 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:12.840 What do you need? Don't go hey, you're feeling better, No, 92 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:16.680 I'm growing a child. No exactly. And now think about 93 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:19.439 people that just got what we have when they're pregnant, 94 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:22.040 because they can't take half the stuff that's true. They 95 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:23.319 can't take medicine. They got to. 96 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:25.560 Fight her headache stuff or whatever it might be. You 97 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:26.839 can't do migraine medicine. 98 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.600 Pregnant women can't do it. I feel for single parents 99 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.920 that get as sick as Dwight and I were last week, 100 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:36.000 and we still are to a start extent, but we 101 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:39.879 as sick as we were. Man, people have kids. It's like, man, 102 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:42.720 what do you do? You got to suck it up 103 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.519 and get and take care of them while you're hallucinating. 104 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:47.199 It's crazy trying. 105 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.040 To figure out what I did with spot nick. I 106 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:52.279 made my notes large and so, but it's not large 107 00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:54.920 enough to read without my readers. With the readers on now, 108 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:56.519 they're blurry. 109 00:04:57.279 --> 00:05:00.600 Uh. Wendy's is a good restaurant. It used to be 110 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:01.639 my favorite burger. 111 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:05.560 It's not anymore used to be, you know, because they 112 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:08.560 make their employees say, do you want a Biggie size it? 113 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:12.279 They still they do want a biggie size that. 114 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:14.879 You want a biggest size they want it? 115 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:15.360 Takes it there. 116 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:17.199 Maybe already a Biggie sized it for me. 117 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:19.800 So they have gotten creative with their frosties. 118 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:24.560 See that Why that's a bastardization of frosty. 119 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:27.279 Chocolate Frosty's is about as good as a gifts. Yeah, 120 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:30.199 but now they have this is right down my alley 121 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:34.480 and I might go get one today. A Wendy's thin 122 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:37.279 mint frosty drops on Friday. 123 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:39.959 Maybe it was like it's a couple of months too late. 124 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:42.000 Look, if it wasn't, it doesn't seem like it's. 125 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:43.319 Like a Christmasy type of thing. 126 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:45.199 If you want a blizzard, just go get a blizzard. 127 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:49.240 Then that's a good point. I mean, the blizzard is 128 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:53.040 the greatest sizard is the greatest invention. Nothing will make 129 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:55.000 people feel happier than a blizzard. And I don't care 130 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:57.879 which one you order. The chocolate extreme with extra stuff, 131 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:01.279 that's it, baby, that's the thing. Whatever, if it's the 132 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:05.959 chocolate peanutburger, guy, I don't care, the birthday cake, whatever 133 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:07.839 is good. It's the greatest dessert. 134 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:08.160 DQ. 135 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:13.879 Congratulations, But I think this thin mint butter frosty could. 136 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.079 Be thin Minton. 137 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:20.480 Well, it's gott a buttery Girl Scout cookies again, I 138 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:22.560 bought some the other day. Made it a lot easier 139 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:26.199 with Venmo. But yes, I'm gonna I gotta wait till Friday, 140 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:28.399 I guess, but I want to get that bad boy. 141 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:30.480 I gotta figure out how to fix this thing in 142 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:34.560 the commercials. But in the meantime, survey came out with 143 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.800 America's all time favorite movies. I'm suspect on a lot 144 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:39.199 of these. 145 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:42.120 Uh, international movies, American movies. 146 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:44.959 American movies, American movies. Is there any other kind? 147 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:47.000 Yes, they love movies all over the world. 148 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:50.240 Oh hey, here's the movie. Uh, this famous from Germany. 149 00:06:50.279 --> 00:06:53.639 It's called Nasferatu. Oh really, yeah, there's no words. 150 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:58.680 Okay, all right, So Covenant numbers? Hango, you got ten? 151 00:06:59.279 --> 00:06:59.879 And who ranked? 152 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:08.079 We're back to that again, staying far away from your 153 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:08.879 studio today. 154 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:13.680 Listen, Terry Miners, if you're listening, I get it. We 155 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:17.160 love you and you're Howard Hughes. But we're gonna spray 156 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:19.120 the hell out of this place. But if I'm you, 157 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:21.319 I might think i'd be I might be thinking doing 158 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:21.800 the show from that. 159 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:25.600 I don't think he might be. Oh, well, you're right, 160 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:26.560 we've been off hever. 161 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:31.160 Yes, but anybody listens to us right now ahead is 162 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:33.360 going to be like, dude, those guys are still sick. 163 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:35.920 I'm still not kissing Susan. 164 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:38.399 I'm sure Cruz was weary of letting you in this movie, he. 165 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.600 Ran out of Look, we always want to Cruz to 166 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:43.240 leave as fast as he can because he hovers. But 167 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:46.120 today he did not hover. He went see guys bye, 168 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:47.720 all right, have a good show, have a good show. 169 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:48.240 Bye bye. 170 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:51.319 Okay, dude, I still have a kiss, Susan, I'm. 171 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:55.519 Like, okay, so kenyways Sheppard's Bomb of the Hour. Yes, 172 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:58.399 but I will say this, So ten movies I don't 173 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.920 know who grated him? Are there? Most of these were 174 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:02.680 gonna know or not. 175 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:09.639 You we're gonna know them all, but you Yeah, okay, okay, 176 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:12.399 a number ten, I'm in there like swim. We're on 177 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:16.319 this one, okay. Godfather, Yeah, great movie. Yeah, that should 178 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:17.399 probably be the top ten. 179 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.079 Number one. Yeah. 180 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:22.079 Uh, number nine is star Wars. 181 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:23.560 Give me a Godfather? Was ten? 182 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:24.120 Yeah? 183 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.240 Oh come on, star Wars. No, this list is already. 184 00:08:27.879 --> 00:08:29.759 Be a star Wars as you can't have. 185 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:31.920 Star Wars ahead of the god original star Wars. 186 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:37.080 Yes, star Wars. Yeah. Before the seventies, yes, that's called 187 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:39.600 a new hope it star Wars. 188 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:41.440 Star Wars what? 189 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:44.159 Okay? What did it to say on the movie posters 190 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:45.360 in the seventies. 191 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:47.679 Star Wars and New Hope. No, I did not. 192 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:51.000 Yes it did, it says Star Wars. 193 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.200 No, actually on the little dun and when it came 194 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:54.600 in with a little script that came in a thing 195 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:55.799 it's in episode four. 196 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:59.600 No it did, Yes it did. Who reads that grip 197 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.360 research it? But probably when I went to Star Wars, 198 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.639 they started out like, oh god, oh great words. 199 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:10.960 It is widely known that the dialogue in the three 200 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:15.360 first Star Wars movies is so bad that all the 201 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:19.120 people involved say, yes, it's the worst dialogue of any 202 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:20.600 popular film in history. 203 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:24.080 So I haven't seen it since. I guess maybe back then. 204 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:27.039 It's it's good movies movies. Look, it changed my life. 205 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:29.679 I love Star Wars long until they remake the original trilogy. 206 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:30.399 I bet that happens. 207 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.879 They're gonna have to. I mean, you can't. I mean, 208 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:35.039 I mean that was when it was cool, all right, 209 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.480 So I can't believe Godfather was beaten out by Star Wars. 210 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.960 But give me number eight. This should be fun, this 211 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:43.000 should be great, this should this is a this is 212 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:45.919 not a list of crap, but go ahead. 213 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.639 This is where it comes apart like a Chinese motorcycle. 214 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:49.720 It's gonna lose my patience. 215 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:54.240 I think you ready. Number eight Fast and Furious. 216 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:55.080 Oh, stop it. 217 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:57.000 I've never seen a one of Stop it. 218 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:00.759 There are ten Fast and Furious, and just because each 219 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:02.919 one of them made a billion dollars doesn't mean any 220 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:09.639 of them are not trash. Trash, you're telling me Godfather 221 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:14.000 was ranked lower than Fast and Furious. 222 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:23.080 Number seven Home alone and it's okay, I. 223 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:25.399 Should be included in a separate list for Christmas movie 224 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:26.600 you it's. 225 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:28.039 I haven't even seen it all the way through. I 226 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:30.320 can't get through it. I think it's dumb. I think 227 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.200 it's I'm sorry. Everyone loves that movie. They love that kid. 228 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:35.960 I thought it was stupid. The kid's so smart. Why 229 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:39.519 not why not just call the police instead putting legos? 230 00:10:40.480 --> 00:10:51.840 I don't like the vaudeville comedy anyway. The handles Hot. 231 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:54.960 Number six. I haven't seen this, but I bet it's 232 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:56.600 a damn good movie. John Wick. 233 00:10:57.360 --> 00:10:59.559 John Wick is good and does not belong on this list. 234 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:02.759 Uh number was this list. 235 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.759 Made by the dumbest people on planet Earth? 236 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:08.159 As I said mentioned earlier, I accidentally deleted the source 237 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:12.639 and I apologize you. Sometimes when you have a high 238 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:15.559 fever and you do show prep. Yeah, it doesn't work out. 239 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:18.759 Well, maybe you update your twenty year old laptop. 240 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:21.080 There's nothing wrong with this laptop. 241 00:11:21.279 --> 00:11:22.879 Everything's wrong with the laptop. 242 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:24.399 I could just figure out what I did to make 243 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:28.200 everything so damn big. Okay, so this number number five 244 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:29.279 is dirty dancing? 245 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:31.080 Still okay, what are we doing? 246 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:39.399 Number four, The Lion King, Number three, The Titanic, Number two, 247 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:47.240 The Wizard of Oz and number one Forrest Gump. Where's Jaws? 248 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:47.679 Okay? 249 00:11:47.679 --> 00:11:49.759 First of all, where's a cool hand? 250 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:50.080 Luke? 251 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.440 Several of these movies were cultural, I mean, not icons, 252 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:59.240 but changed culture. Forrest Gump changed culture. Then in the 253 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:01.919 nineteen nine three that movie came out and it flipped 254 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:05.200 people out. When they put Tom Hanks's character in with 255 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:08.039 LBJ and mixed the old black and white videos together. 256 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:11.000 People didn't understand that technology. They're like, how did they 257 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:14.000 get Tom Hanks's video in with the old LBJ video? 258 00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:14.840 It was witchcraft. 259 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:17.600 That's exactly what people said. That's witchcraft. There's no way 260 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:19.440 you can do that. It's one of the best movies 261 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:22.559 of all time. I get it, but you can't. Godfather 262 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:25.919 is Niece Knuty number one, and I don't mind putting 263 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:29.240 Forrest Gump number two and Wizard of the Oz. It 264 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:31.080 was a game changer for the nineteen forties. 265 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:34.480 Actually, instead of Wizard of the Oz, they went with 266 00:12:34.679 --> 00:12:37.799 the Wizard of Oz instead. Oh what, yeah, that's what 267 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:40.879 was it called the Wizard of Oz, not Wizard of 268 00:12:40.879 --> 00:12:44.919 the Oyes. They they recently renamed it. 269 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:47.919 That's the director's cut. 270 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:50.639 Hey, hey, listen, I got a movie I want to 271 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:55.320 pitch to you. This movie is called The Wizard of 272 00:12:55.399 --> 00:13:00.240 the Os. It's about enchanted head brush. 273 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:03.440 Thank you, bad Tony Venetti. That's the worst list there is. 274 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:09.639 Uh, where's Coah and Luke? Where's Casablanca? 275 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:13.840 Casablanca is I would I would say it's so impactful 276 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:16.360 and it's the greatest one liner film of all time. 277 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:19.159 I like the any comedies on this list? What did 278 00:13:19.159 --> 00:13:20.799 I miss comedy? 279 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:23.320 Argue that home Alone but. 280 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:25.080 I can't home alones on it can help be on 281 00:13:25.080 --> 00:13:25.519 this list. 282 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:28.840 I think that's it. I think that's the only thing 283 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:29.559 that you could. 284 00:13:29.639 --> 00:13:32.320 They put this list together just to piss people off. 285 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:35.000 One interesting note they put at the bottom. It says 286 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:39.440 the average American estimates they've watched their favorite movie thirty 287 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:44.399 eight times over the course of their life. I would 288 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:46.559 say that's low for me when it comes to Jaws. 289 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:51.480 Yes, I've watched and we watched Jaws every year. 290 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:54.639 Well, plus, if you're skipping around you see TBS and 291 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:56.559 there it is, you got to stay on Jaws. You 292 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:57.919 can't just change the channel. 293 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:01.519 Did you see the son of who plays Robert Shaw. 294 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:06.759 Robert Shaw is an identical twin to his dad, Robert Shaw, 295 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:09.559 and Robert Shaw was a known alcoholic. I don't think 296 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:11.799 he was the greatest dad, and I believe so that 297 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:14.399 his kid even says my dad was an a hole. 298 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:18.919 But he's probably abusive and all that. But he looks 299 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:20.720 he's a dead ringer and he's doing some sort of 300 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:22.240 play or musical or something. 301 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:25.200 I don't know. I saw the picture. I never read 302 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:26.159 the article. 303 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:27.200 But he's dressed as Quint. 304 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:32.200 I'm like, that's I speak of the twins. We're supposed 305 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:34.759 to have the Keathing Brothers on last week, but we 306 00:14:34.799 --> 00:14:36.320 didn't because of the flu. 307 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:40.600 Well, and the mayor called again because we were playing 308 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.759 best of people were fooled. Yeah, the mayor calls said, look, 309 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:47.600 tomorrow's of Valentine's Day. We're bringing in Rachel with the 310 00:14:47.639 --> 00:14:49.720 mayor and I can't we can't wait to see what 311 00:14:49.799 --> 00:14:52.759 y'all planned, I went, well, we have planned to hack 312 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:56.600 up our lungs into a trash can because we're sick. 313 00:14:56.960 --> 00:14:59.039 So we're gonna get the mayor back on for a 314 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.360 de facto read do Valentine's Day with the mayor and 315 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:02.759 his wife. 316 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:06.159 Rachel, boy, your your voice sounds so silky. 317 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:09.240 And I will say John she she gives, She gives 318 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:11.960 the eye to Dwight. Yeah, in front of the mayor. 319 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:13.320 Too awkward. 320 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:16.960 In all fairness, Rachel Greenberg does stare at me, but 321 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.600 it's mostly out of morbid curiosity of what I might 322 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:24.120 be or pity. Yeah, pity, it's not a it's not 323 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:24.799 a good stare. 324 00:15:25.080 --> 00:15:28.000 Have you seen the video of the humpback whale that 325 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:29.240 swallowed the Kayaker? 326 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:31.759 Yeah? 327 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:33.120 Is that not the scariest thing? 328 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:34.039 Jonah all over? 329 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:38.480 But no, his name was Jonah the guy stop it. 330 00:15:38.600 --> 00:15:40.600 How weird is that? There's no way His name was 331 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:44.320 Joan damn it, you got me and his last name 332 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:46.320 was Kayak. How weird was that? 333 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.399 But it's scary? Is that not the scariest thing? I 334 00:15:49.399 --> 00:15:50.399 got swallowed by a whale? 335 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.639 That's what you get. You go in the area. 336 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:53.759 If he came back out, alive. 337 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:56.039 He did come back out alive. 338 00:15:56.240 --> 00:15:56.559 He did. 339 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:59.919 Yeah, they spit him out the the uh the way. 340 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:02.440 I was like, that's not a hang on, hang on something, 341 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:06.799 am I I'm gonna spit him out. They got it 342 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:11.360 on video, dude, Okay, wow, I mean seriously, I think 343 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:13.559 these kayakers. 344 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.000 That's what you get for getting out of the ocean. 345 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:15.679 And a kayak. 346 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.159 He's wrong with the rowboat. 347 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:19.480 Dumb ass? What the hell? Would just just look at 348 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:21.399 it from the beach. You know, it's perfect get in 349 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:23.919 the ocean a dinghy, of course. I also like to 350 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:25.879 get it a dinghy small, little Do you like a 351 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:27.159 small dingy or big dingy? 352 00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:27.600 Not? 353 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:29.919 Well, a small dinghy is a kayak. 354 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:31.840 Yeah, it's not like a big dinghy. 355 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:35.879 It's right. Who do we have Christian Brother's roofing? Christian 356 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:40.200 Brother's roofing. Dave got an estimate, and I believe Christian 357 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:42.600 Brothers is going to be doing his roof and sighting 358 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:45.879 in gutters for his house and twenty something years ago. 359 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:47.720 The roof is like twenty two years old. Guess what 360 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:50.120 it is. It's a Christian Brother's roof, so it lasted 361 00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:51.960 twenty two years and they're getting a new roof with 362 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:54.879 the gutters and everything else. So it's fantastic man Christian 363 00:16:54.919 --> 00:16:57.559 Brother's Roofing. Go to christianbroroofing dot com or two four 364 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:00.000 to four zero two zero eight two four four zero 365 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:02.279 two zero eight. My nephew works for him. They did 366 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:04.759 my mom's house. They've taken care of my house and 367 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:08.440 they're taking care of Dave Jennings Christian Brothers Roofing, Christian 368 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:12.160 broroofing dot com. Back after this, there's ready eight forty 369 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:16.279 w h A S. Is that the greatest guitar rift 370 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:19.680 in history? Baby? Is that the greatest guitar riffing? 371 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:19.680 Is? 372 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:23.680 It's a legitimate question. Yeah, stop back like an idiot. 373 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:28.440 I think I'm not like an idiot. Stop with that face. 374 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:30.400 You're so stupid. 375 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.599 Dig My ode Well, you're embarrassing yourself in front of 376 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:35.759 Kenny Wayne Shepherd. You always do. 377 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:39.559 You can't embarrass yourself in front of a student of yourself. 378 00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:43.319 Kenny Ways. I talk Kenny Wayne Shepherd everything he owns. 379 00:17:43.319 --> 00:17:45.400 I'm getting ready to prove it. Hey, Kenny Way Shepherd, 380 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:47.759 isn't it true that I've taught you everything you know 381 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:48.440 about guitar? 382 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:54.599 Uh? Probably not true. 383 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:56.079 You listen budging. 384 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:59.119 He's not even willing to go along with your charade. 385 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:01.480 Way Gratz, He says, you missed one hundred percent of 386 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:03.680 shots you don't take. I had to take a shot listen. 387 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:06.680 Kenny Way Shepard loved you for years, man. I still 388 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:10.279 remember being in all because it took a date to 389 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.720 go see Aerosmith and you were the opening act. You're 390 00:18:13.880 --> 00:18:15.759 very young. I don't think i'd even drink at the time. 391 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:18.559 Maybe I'm wrong, but quite impressive. 392 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.160 Yeah. The first time I interviewed him, he played Phoenix 393 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:23.319 Little Tavern and he was a kid. You were a 394 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:26.079 kid and you couldn't get into Phoenix Hills shot at 395 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:26.440 the time. 396 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:28.960 Ye sign your first record deal at thirteen, right. 397 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:30.119 Playing a gig you could get into. 398 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:34.000 I signed it at sixteen. Actually, you're a kid. 399 00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:37.440 Yeah, it happened pretty quick, man. I put my band 400 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:40.160 together when I was fifteen, signed a record deal at sixteen, 401 00:18:40.599 --> 00:18:43.720