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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let chin tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, this is your fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>minute warning here before you say we played you vote

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<v Speaker 2>yet Jr. Facebook Page three. Billy Idle tunes this morning

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<v Speaker 2>to choose from money, money, dancing with myself a cradle

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<v Speaker 2>of love as determined by your votes, the one with

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<v Speaker 2>the most. We'll play back at nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>And somebody who votes our way is saying thanks for

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<v Speaker 3>getting your vote in one time you win a pair

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<v Speaker 3>of drop Cack murphy Murphy's tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Easy enough, Right there you go. Jr. Facebook Page. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's begin with this Gisel bunchin Oh Tom's X right, right,

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<v Speaker 2>she's still at the Costa Rican Horse trainer or whatever. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you're talking about Joaquin Valente, the jiu jitsu instructor.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just friends though, right, Oh yeah, of course. But

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<v Speaker 2>didn't she pregnant herself? Did you just had their first kid?

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<v Speaker 2>Just wanted to update shall That's about all we know

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. Don't don't know the actual birthdate or

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<v Speaker 2>sex of the baby. H we just do know that

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<v Speaker 2>it's Giselle's first child with her friend Joaquin Molente.

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<v Speaker 3>They you know, friends with benefits, they entered the friend zone.

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<v Speaker 2>They literally how long did they try to go with

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<v Speaker 2>that line? And friends? Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom had a hobby of his own right away.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't think Tom's probably going to send any

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<v Speaker 2>congratulations out during the broadcast on Sunday to you. No,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been watching more and more people and listening to

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<v Speaker 3>more people. Have you noticed Tom's actually sliding into his

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<v Speaker 3>own there.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gotten better, he definitely has. Just Hey, we a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of us hated Romo on his first season two.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't stand him and then, but he's great now.

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<v Speaker 2>I look forward to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's it's good to see that Tom. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, okay, the guy's going to everything. He's got

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen super Bowl ready, certainly camera ready. Yeah, we know.

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<v Speaker 3>But same time, give them credit where credit its days Dune?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, Bob, I know you love love

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<v Speaker 2>watching Family Feud from time to time, right I.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a while, but yeah, I'm a Feud fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the clip of this if you would like

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<v Speaker 2>to take a look at it, just to see the

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<v Speaker 2>facial expressions, particularly on Steve Harvey. We had a crazy answer.

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<v Speaker 2>We sure did. Name of US state that is part

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<v Speaker 2>of New England.

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<v Speaker 3>Spain, camera, US state that is part of New England, Spain.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont,

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<v Speaker 2>and Spain. What was the the rankings that came out

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<v Speaker 2>this week in education worldwide? The US is fortieth fortieth fortieth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of wanted to forget that one, right. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta remind me to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been taking my computer home from work so my

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<v Speaker 3>schedule will flow better and I can do a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of the stuff. I'll sit here anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been doing notes.

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<v Speaker 3>I could just do it at home instead of sitting

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<v Speaker 3>here and getting conversations and whatever. So I'll see the

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<v Speaker 3>text line later in the day, which is good because

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday I was able to send somebody the info they

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<v Speaker 3>were looking for. But you know, we're pretty much the

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<v Speaker 3>only ones that run the text line.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you don't say, I see I can't get through

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<v Speaker 3>all the text from this morning. But when I show

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<v Speaker 3>you this, you're gonna laugh. Your asshole two two five six.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, it's our text line in all seriousness.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use that any time while we're on the

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<v Speaker 2>air or we're off the air. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you show it to me now, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 3>scroll to it. It had to do with the AE news. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the Birmingham concert. Yeah, go ahead and explain that the

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<v Speaker 3>Birmingham Gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, expressed he wanted to play one final show with

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<v Speaker 2>his old band Mats in Black Sabbath with the original lineup,

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<v Speaker 2>and it didn't seem like that was going to be

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<v Speaker 2>very easy thing to accomplish. But by gosh, July fifth,

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<v Speaker 2>it is happening. The original Black Sabbath lineup and Ozz

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<v Speaker 2>You will also do a solo set, and then there's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole slew other huge hard rock and metal bands

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<v Speaker 2>it'll be performing, including Metallic and Slayer and Pantera and Anthrax.

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<v Speaker 3>And again, where's this show?

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<v Speaker 2>It is in Birmingham, England.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't find the text right now because I'm scrolling back.

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<v Speaker 2>So you set us all up for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh No, I could just tell you what I see

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<v Speaker 3>on the text line yesterday. It's England. It's Birmingham, England.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess somebody was on the air and said Birmingham, Alabama. God,

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<v Speaker 3>that's my guess, because I thought I saw three three

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<v Speaker 3>to I think it was three five texts something like

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<v Speaker 3>that of.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure I didn't say that because I went

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<v Speaker 2>into the hole. They are from Birmingham, England, that's where

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<v Speaker 2>they got to start, and you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You definitely didn't say it was it was after our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, considering Ossie and Black Sabbath are at the top

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<v Speaker 2>of my all time favorite exactly tried to know as

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<v Speaker 2>much as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>To the point where I know Patlings well enough that

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<v Speaker 3>I know that you almost might go to that show.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I'm being encouraged to do so by my daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>By your daughter, you're gonna say, by your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my daughter's very active as far as if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to see a show, go see the Show's that's

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<v Speaker 2>her mond change. She's you know, I can't find the text.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done. You know you gave us the gist. That's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I was like, Spain, so are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go? Are you gonna go? It's a conversation left

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<v Speaker 2>to have with the wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's why I was wondering when you said daughter,

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<v Speaker 3>I was reading text, but it threw me off.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like your daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it was because I was waiting for you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the boss.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a few thousand bucks minimum.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and we couldn't even get tickets from here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm not going. No, I would buy tickets. I

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<v Speaker 2>last time I saw I think I went up to

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<v Speaker 2>the bus and slept. Anyway, don't get me started on

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<v Speaker 2>that day. Come on, let's go. Thirteen tour In Tampa,

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<v Speaker 2>an Italian doctor has been placed under investigation after giving

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<v Speaker 2>his cat a cat scan at the hospital he worked in,

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<v Speaker 2>then performing a life saving operation on the feeline. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because the cat. The cat jumped off a roof and

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<v Speaker 2>fell from the roof and uh, doctor, she was between

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<v Speaker 2>life and death and all I knew to do to

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<v Speaker 2>save her was to have quick intervention. And I took

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<v Speaker 2>her to the hospital where I worked.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they have nine lives, lady. You would think

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<v Speaker 3>also that a cat scan would fry a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>The doctor he's in really in trouble because it was

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<v Speaker 2>pointed out that you know, there's actual like real patients,

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<v Speaker 2>they're humans that may be allergic to cats. Could have

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<v Speaker 2>made use of the surgical suite and or the cat

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<v Speaker 2>scan equipment. Yeah, so what's the punishment. It looks like

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<v Speaker 2>the under investigation. No telling what exactly the punishment will be.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is we take your license

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<v Speaker 2>type of thing, your suspended type of thing. We'll say

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<v Speaker 2>to follow up on that. I found the texts.

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<v Speaker 4>Cook. Oh my god, Pat's like a cat a cat

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<v Speaker 4>scan right now, come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Get with me. Leg he to man. I should have

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<v Speaker 2>hit the Florida Man theme music for this. He was

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<v Speaker 2>arrested for felony arson after starting two illegal fires in

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<v Speaker 2>the Ossiola National Forest. His name is Justin Scorcy. Arrested

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<v Speaker 2>after started the two illegal fires in the forest a

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<v Speaker 2>lot bigger than a campfire. Forest Service noticed that the

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<v Speaker 2>smoke and a slow simmering fire and grasses brushing trees.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin admitted to setting the fires. He claims claims he

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<v Speaker 2>was conducting controlled burns, which he was permitted to do

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<v Speaker 2>so being as he's a sovereign citizen. He is a

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<v Speaker 2>sovereign citizen.

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<v Speaker 3>Flat, Hey, Justin.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin's a idiot, Yeah, judge, he is.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you happen to maybe see all the news coverage

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<v Speaker 3>of the most devastating fires.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, you did leave leave the controlled burns to the

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<v Speaker 2>forest agency. They know how to do these things. And

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<v Speaker 2>the sovereign citizen thing. Look, as much as some folks

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<v Speaker 2>would like to think that's an effect, it's not. It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Text to sovereign citizen ain't gonna last too much longer anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Talks to text to dispute that coming in three two

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<v Speaker 2>one are are