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Speaker 2: You for listening.

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Speaker 1: On today's Softcore History, we talk about the last line

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Winston Churchill.

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Speaker 3: The man who saved the United Kingdom. But we're not

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talking about when he saved the United Kingdom. Now we

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talk about his youth, his origin story. Half of it American,

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the dirty half.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to soft Core History.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Softcore History. I'm your host for the week,

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Damn re Jester. Joined is always by Rob Fox, Hello

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and special guest, returning guest Jack Mandeville.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm like a fourth time. I'm about to

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hit the fifth timer here.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a five timer club pretty soon.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what are the benefits of that? Like S and

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L they have like their own club, Like, what are

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my benefits if I hit five?

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Speaker 2: We should get them some sort of historical artifact.

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Speaker 1: We just get you a jacket I'm in. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna go online and try to find you

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like a holy relic that was cheap, like a really

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lesser Saints bone I could get for like twenty dollars.

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Speaker 5: Uh. Coop introduced me to that website where you can

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buy like Roman coins and stuff like that for real cheap. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot. It's a flooded market. People don't realize.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean they were around for a long time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of coins. Yeah, they find him, They

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found Roman coins and like China and Indian ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, they made their way around a bit. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And by suit jacket, I mean chain Now that.

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Speaker 5: Would be even better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I can wear it on the show.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you have to, and you go to war

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for us as well. Whenever we call our banners, you

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have to answer.

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Speaker 5: Oh, okay, what are the va benefits for that?

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Speaker 1: They're not great.

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Speaker 2: It's more of a feutal sounds about the same as

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your current VA benefits.

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Speaker 5: I would say, all right, all right, pay some bills.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh well I mean not home stuff. I'm

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just saying, like, we'll throw some pills at you and

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tell you to get out.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah yeah, yeah, I'm at that age now.

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We're all just take a pill over cocaine, that's for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We're also not even including the episode you produced, which

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one is that if.

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Speaker 2: We never won Real News with producer jack Maniville.

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Speaker 1: You were just at the studio. You were sleeping, that's right,

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and you were just like, I guess I'll run the boards.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I made I did great. Yeah yeah, ive been

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cast and crew. Yeah, building up that those IMDb credit.

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Speaker 3: We need to get you on we all do something

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special game show. We need to have a throwdown and

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then yeah, we gotta get you and some We're doing

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sketches now on the Patreon too.

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Speaker 5: I know I have sketches, so yeah, can I can

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I tell you you're it's my favorite Your Guys show

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is my favorite history show. I have my routine. I

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wake up at six, I get to work pretty fast.

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And that way I can cut out to the pool

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around two or three and I pop on softcore history

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and and uh, I get educated.

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Speaker 1: And we were saying, you look tan.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I spent I've spent a lot of time in this.

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Speaker 2: I think. Isn't it your second favorite history show?

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Speaker 5: Now? Who's number one? Oh? Well you okay, you're on

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History show cause it's not a podcast though, it's just

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me reciting a bunch of coca.

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Speaker 2: But yes, as well, sounds that sounds like a podcast

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to be.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we could do this in fifteen minutes, I would.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on.

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Speaker 2: It's not out yet, but it's on YouTube, right Uh yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's uh. We have four episodes in the can. We

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will be releasing in late September ish. I just got

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Speaker 2: And where's that going.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be on YouTube. It's gonna be under Jacked

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History j A c k ed history jack jacked History. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Bang.

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Speaker 5: You can interpret it a couple different ways, like jacked

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is like extreme or jacked isn't like it's all missed up? Yeah,

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both which I think. Yeah, yeah, I'd say I'd fall

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more into the latter.

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Speaker 3: History's fucked up inness is in fact jacked. Yeah, you

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know what I mean, it's it's strong. History is strong

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fucked upness.

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Speaker 2: Yeaheah.

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Speaker 5: And that's the thing is, I don't I'm not trying

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to change the world by this. I just want to

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give people something that they can tell their buddies at

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the bar.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so I did.

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Speaker 5: I did want One of the ones I did was

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on You know why, I think Christopher Columbus Day is

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the most is the dumbest of all the federal holidays.

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And it's not even because of the indigenous argument, which

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that that's a fair argument, but it's the fact that

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we know for a.

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Speaker 1: Fact he didn't get here first.

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Speaker 5: He was. He was second place by five hundred years,

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technically way second place.

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Speaker 2: Technically third potentially.

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Speaker 5: There. Yes, the scant the two Norsemen that we give

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credit to, uh, Eric the Red and Lee Erickson. Yeah,

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there was another Norseman that was like fifty years ahead

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of that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even talking about that. Uh.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty much beyond a reasonable doubt now that Polynesians

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hit South America.

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Speaker 5: Oh the Kontiki thing, Yeah, yeah, that's true, that is true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now, they I guess you could say, didn't maybe

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know what they found, and I think.

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Speaker 2: Neither did Columbus. Neither a Columbus.

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Speaker 3: The Vikings had probably a better id. Oh actually, I'll

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put it this way, because the Polynesians didn't stay right,

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the Vikings set up a settlement for a little while.

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Speaker 5: They were there for almost five hundred years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so they, I guess could get more credit in

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terms of like settling. Yeah, And technically, I guess the

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Polynesian would be the fourth because there is really no

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such thing as a Native American since none of they

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are like nobody's from the America.

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Speaker 5: They crossed that land bridge, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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it used to just be owned by the deer.

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Speaker 2: It did.

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Speaker 3: And actually we did one of my favorite episodes we

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already did that was mine was I just did a

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whole history on everything the Native Americans wiped out when

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they got here because the fauna that was in the

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Americas prior to human arrival, it was a nightmare land.

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Speaker 5: Everything was a giant good for dinosaurs, not good for people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was like sloths, like bigger than shack, which.

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Speaker 1: Would have been good for people because that's just a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they did. They hunted them into extinction. There were

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they was like the American lion was like a super lion.

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Speaker 1: I think we stopped there with the American lion. Okay,

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that's a great transition for today's topic. We're talking about

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an American lion.

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Speaker 2: An American lion, half American.

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Speaker 1: Half Americans. Find Yeah, Okay, Winston Churchill, you know this,

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hear about this guy? You know he was American or

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half American. His mom was American.

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Speaker 5: Okay, A lot of a lot of a lot of

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big names out there. People don't realize there they have

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American moms. The the King of Jordan got an American

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mom or no British, No, he's got an American wife.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the yeah, yeah, the guy that runs

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Jordan currently is half English.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Penetrating monarchies all over the world, being Grace Kelly, Oh yeah, right.

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Speaker 5: Monico, that's every actress's dream.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, Megan markle Is is fucking up the royal family and.

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Speaker 5: She's doing what our founding fathers couldn't do.

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Speaker 3: Why aren't there any conspiracy theories about that about Americans

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destroying monarchies across the globe out of some like fucked up.

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the British royal family, Monaco back in the day, we're

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getting into uh uh funck. What was another one that

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I can't remember now, but several Americans have ruined British nobility.

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Speaker 5: Wallace Simpson with King Edward, Yeah yeah, yea yeah, she

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almost brought that monarchy to its knees just by being

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an American chick.

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Speaker 2: That was divorced, just by bringing herself.

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Speaker 5: Having having that good stuff. Can I say the P

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word on the show? She had a good pussy, Yeah,

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good American pussy.

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Speaker 2: That goes both ways.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: You think in English accents hot, they think in American

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accents hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But Texans like they don't really like a

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New York accent. Well why would you where a Boston

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accents grow?

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Speaker 3: That's like me saying a British accent is hot, and

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then someone coming over like eh, I get that, Like

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like that's not going to turn you on.

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Speaker 1: They want you to come over and sound like a cowboy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well reckon, I'll I have an ale.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you don't. You don't hear about Minnesotan's getting hitched

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up by it?

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Speaker 2: She wish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, by golly, this is a nice museum, you guy.

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This guy over here.

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Speaker 1: So Winstent Leonard Spencer Churchill was born in Oxfordshire to

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his aristocratic families in his palace November thirtieth, eighteen seventy four.

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He was the son of British parliament member Lord Randolph

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Churchill and an American socialite Jenny Jerome.

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Speaker 5: Uh oh, let me guess, Let me guess some her

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dad was some sort of like ting magnet or something

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like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a businessman.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, whatever that.

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Speaker 2: Means in that time. What year was he born?

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Speaker 1: Eighteen seventy four?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So that's a little bit almost like early or

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pre Gilded Age. So it's you're coming out of the

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Civil War railroads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's railroad time. It's not really like Rockefeller time. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 1: In eighteen seventy six, Winston's grandfather, John Spencer Churchill became

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Viceroy of Ireland and the family moved to Dublin, where

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his brother Jack was born in eighteen eighty. His parents

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didn't have the best marriage, and it is believed that

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his mother had several affairs with Milan the first of Serbia,

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Prince Karl Kinsky. She had a type and Herbert von Bismarck.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she made her way around Europe.

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Speaker 5: M hm.

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Speaker 1: She's a good time. She was a great conversationalist, very witty.

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Speaker 3: She sounds actually like a chick because she has a socialite.

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She sounds like a chick at like a Vegas cloud.

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That's like waddy do.

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Speaker 2: Like she'll And if you're like, yeah, I'm a music.

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Speaker 3: Producer for Kanye West, like fucked, no problem, Like you're

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getting laid. But if it's just like, oh, I got

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a podcast, I work in media. In a podcast, it's

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just just turned back, turns to you.

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Speaker 2: Not a fucking word. You're not a human being.

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Speaker 1: Why are you in the same room if you're a podcaster,

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right exactly, you have no business being there in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Vegas isn't that it's expensive, but I wouldn't call it classic.

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Speaker 1: I guess I wasn't thinking Vegas. I was thinking more New.

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Speaker 2: York, relating a time that that happened to me. Where's

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that one?

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Speaker 5: Was?

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Speaker 2: Like it was that some club in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, she's like a bottle service girl.

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Speaker 2: No, she's just there. We were in the same like, uh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was off though she's still a bottle service girl.

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Speaker 5: You should have just done what every bro does in Vegas,

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just a lot.

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Speaker 2: I should have. Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh right

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for TFM.

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Speaker 5: That's all right, right, international flights in Las Vegas, it's

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just it's everyone pretending to be baller when they're not.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: How many times I've been on international flights and the

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guy that's just decked out in all the design her

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stuff is taking his bag back to seat forty five f.

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Speaker 2: His coach all the yah. Yeah, but he looks the

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part YEP.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of Persians getting the table and not

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really having many women around.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I knew, uh, I knew a Muslim guy

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that did a lot of cocaine and he never drank

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because it was against right cocaine. But cocaine was never mentioned,

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so he loved cocaine.

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Speaker 3: Loophole loophole in there. I mean, he didn't know about cocaine.

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How could how could Muhammad have known about cocaine?

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Speaker 5: No, No, we were still years away. We're about we

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were about what, nine hundred years away from discovering that

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treat literally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also, uh, I mean they never got rid. I don't

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think they were ever against uppers.

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Speaker 5: Really.

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Speaker 2: They liked like hookah and stuff they smoked. Oh yeah, so.

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Speaker 1: Has she has she assassins?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's something I loved your assassins episode. By the way,

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thank you.

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Speaker 1: Neither of his parents raised the kids and relied heavily

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on their nannies, most notably Elizabeth Everest, who Winston claimed

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to be his best friend for the first twenty years

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of his life before she passed away in eighteen ninety five.

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Speaker 2: Because she was much older than him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his best friend was his nanny.

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Speaker 5: That is who's your best friend growing up? My nanny? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That is some rich kids shit right there. I know that.

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Speaker 1: So, just to set up this episode, we're gonna talk

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about Winston Churchill up until he rises to power, until

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he finally becomes prime minister. We're not going to talk

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about World War Two. That's kind of been covered enough.

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You know, watch your documentary if you want to see that.

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Speaker 2: Go watch The Darkest Hour or whatever. This is the.

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Speaker 1: Rise of the Line, this is Lion King. You know

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you don't see what happens when Simba takes power.

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Speaker 2: Lion King is not even as good once you get

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to adult Simba anyway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you see the cub Simba. Yeah you want cub Zimba,

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but this is cub Churchill.

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Speaker 5: You gotta see the Hamlet part of it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, not the deviates greatly from Hamlet after a while.

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Speaker 5: I will stay. I will say though, those World War

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two speeches that he gave, you could jerk off to

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those things.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which is crazy because that it he had

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a huge stuttering problem.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of like the King too. They had that

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in comverybody.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, when the world comes with the rescue of

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the old I'm just like, I don't think he was

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fond of FDR not to derail this. I think he

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gets into that a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we cover a little of that at the end

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because it's just a funny story, Okay, but I don't

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really once he takes power, and you know, once World

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War two starts, we stop. This is where the episode stops.

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So this is all the preamble before that. Can I ask,

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because it's my way, I think it's way more interesting.

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Speaker 5: Do you think if you were to compare Churchill to

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any American present that Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt would be the

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best fit for Winston Churchill.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and they meet, and we'll get to that. They

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don't really care for each other.

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Speaker 5: A reserved Englishman and a boisterous American.

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Speaker 1: It's more just they're too similar. It's just two guys

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that are essentially the same person not really getting down

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with each other. It's like you're looking in the mirror

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and you're not liking what you see.

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Speaker 3: Did they meet when they were both secretaries of the Navy,

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because didn't they both hold that position.

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Speaker 1: No, so they met while Teddy was vice president. Okay,

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and there's a little bit of an age gap to

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Teddy at the times, like forty two and Churchill's twenty six.

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Oh yeah, so maybe Teddy's threatened a little bit, you know, young.

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Speaker 5: Buck coming up. Yeah, Oh no, he's got my energy. Bordie.

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Speaker 1: Winston definitely had mommy issues. He would constantly write to

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her during his childhood, craving her love and attention, which

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she often ignored.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well his best friend was his fake mom. That

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is the deepest. I mean, he only wake up with

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worse if he fucked her.

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Speaker 1: In his own words, she's shown for me like an

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evening star. I loved her dearly, but from a distance.

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That's kind of sad.

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Speaker 2: It's not great.

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Speaker 5: You always find out with these powerful families, especially like

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European aristocracy, there's not a lot of hands on parenting

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that goes on now, which.

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Speaker 3: Is deeply fucked because as someone with children, children are

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like especially little boy. I don't have a little girls,

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so I don't know, but little boys are obsessed with

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their mothers. Yeah, obsessed like my two year old and

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my one year old.

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Speaker 5: Well, they've been all up in that pussy longer.

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Speaker 2: Than you have time served, no question, kind, I'm just

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in it out not. I got stuff to do, like

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I said.

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Speaker 1: His mother was well respected in British high society and

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best friends with Queen Alexandria, although she allegedly had an

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affair with her husband, King Edward the Seven. This is

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just what. Do not let her around your man, if

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your power, your nobleman, don't let her around your noble man.

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Speaker 5: Anybody that has a serve before their name.

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Speaker 2: She's what I mean. So like you fuck athletes, your

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cleat chaser, fucking actors, your star fucker, like what she's

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like a crown fucker or is that like crownchaser crownchaser.

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Speaker 5: Yah. Thing is like you can't really openly brag about that,

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so you're only doing it for yourself. It's like your

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own personal achievement that you are only getting to share

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with yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And also like how does that make you feel powerful?

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He's just blasting, loading you and then leaving.

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Speaker 2: He's just like, God, got it's yes.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is. That's the American in her,

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that's manifest destiny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she just that is her being very American. She's

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just taking what she wants.

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Speaker 1: His father was habitually sick as long as Winston knew him.

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He had a nagging case of syphilis that he caught

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from one of the family's chambermaids. God damn, and was

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out of his mind from the mercury based medicine that

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was used to treat it.

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Speaker 3: Perfect, perfect treat poison with poison.

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Speaker 1: Also, that's a big stereotype though. It was like British

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aristocrats that are older just being just loose cannons.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Prince Albert right was the not Prince Albert who was

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the guy who was suspected of being Jack the Ripper,

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the actual nobleman, and he had syphilis.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know his name. I've been

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I've been watching the Tutors lately, really getting on that

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Henry Tudor on Yeah, Henry the eighth. Holy moly, that guy. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Prince Albert, Prince Albert, Prince Albert Victor so not Queen

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Victoria's son was like he wasn't, but he was thought

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to be perhaps, uh, Jack the Ripper.

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Speaker 1: I like Henry Tudor though, because he was kind of

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waiting in the shadows, first chance to strike. Oh yeah,

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before he took over the whole family. They were just

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playing chess while everybody else was.

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Speaker 5: They didn't laugh long though. No, you gotta have boys,

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gotta have boys.

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Speaker 2: Which he thought was the chicks fault. That was his

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dumb They didn't know a better back then.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was really quick to take him, take a

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chop and block.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Randolph Churchill also suffered from multiple sclerosis and brain tumors.

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Winston went to boarding schools but was not particularly the

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best academic in his youth.

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Speaker 2: All the goats aren't.

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Speaker 1: He had a speech impediment a majority of his life,

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struggling with the S and Z sounds.

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Speaker 2: So you're like a lift.

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Speaker 1: He had a little bit of a lisp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Is that why they called him the bulldog because he

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was all jowelly?

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Speaker 1: I think so. Despite being known for his gallivant in speeches,

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he was a noticeable stutter. Winston ultimately went the military

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route at his father's request and got into the Royal

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Military College in Sandhurst after his third attempt.

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Speaker 2: How can we be sure his father wasn't just insanely

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yelling things like alone, I love you if you kill

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a Zulu and he's like, oh fucking war.

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Speaker 5: No, he was.

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Speaker 1: He was out of his mind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. What if his

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father was just shouting crazy shit.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like he had daddy issues too.

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Speaker 1: Who's the old guy in like The Watchman? That's what

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I imagine.

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Speaker 2: Oh the Jeremy Irons character uh osumandis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine that's what his dad was like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like scuttling about alone in a castle, plotting

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things that would never happen, so he.

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Speaker 1: Gains the entry. After his third attempt into the Royal

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Military College, Winston was accepted as a cadet in the

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cavalry in eighteen ninety three. His father would pass a

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mire two years later in January of eighteen ninety five.

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Just a month later, Winston became a second lieutenant in

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the Fourth Queen's Own Hussar's Regiment of the British Army

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Hungary for Action. Winston used his mother's political influence to

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post himself to an active war zone in Cuba in

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the fall of eighteen ninety five.

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Speaker 5: The political influence she got by banging.

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Speaker 2: It's what yeah, what else could she?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: My son really wants to go to Cuba. Can you

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make it happen?

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Speaker 2: She's just like Forest gumped her son and yeah, a

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war in Cuba.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like Alexander the Great's mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yo, mama showed care about you fighting a

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war in Cuba, son.

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Speaker 2: What would the British do in Cuba?

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Speaker 1: Observing?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So this was pre Spanish American War eighteen ninety five.

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This is the Spanish American War. He and his or I

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guess Cuban Revolution.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: He and his friend Reggie Barnes initially went to observe,

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but came under fire for the very first time while

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tagging along with these Spanish troops against the Cuban revolutionist

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on his twenty first birthday. Oh so they the first time, Yeah, yeah,

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the first time he ever got like under came fire.

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Speaker 5: It was his birthday, so and so we were happy

473
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birthday to you there when uh wait, so we were

474
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still on a proxy war with the British all the

475
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way into the Spanish American War.

476
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Speaker 3: I guess they were on the Spanish side. I think

477
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the British at that time. In fact, I know the

478
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British at that time, were they as much as anyone,

479
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were fighting to keep the status quo intact right right,

480
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Like the whole the whole sick Man of Europe thing

481
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with the Ottoman Empire, and like the Crimean War, was

482
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thought completely to keep the status not let Russia get

483
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too powerful. And I think they also not didn't want

484
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to let Spain get too weak. I think they knew

485
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the United States was going to move in on anything

486
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Spain couldn't hold in the New World, and they didn't

487
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want Russia to move in on anything that the Ottomans

488
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couldn't hold. So, I mean the British and I think

489
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to a lesser extent, the French were scrambling to keep

490
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like just I think they wanted to prevent a world

491
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war and I think they just wanted everything to stay

492
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as normal as.

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Speaker 5: It could, keep the Kings in power.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you know, not everyone was happy with

495
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the arrangement.

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Speaker 1: But again he was not with like British troops, like

497
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a whole regiment. It was just him and his boy

498
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going to observe and kind of take it in. But

499
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you know, sometimes you just want to get in on

500
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the action.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pick up a rifle when you're young.

502
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Speaker 1: And did he Yeah, only spend a couple of weeks

503
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in Cuba. He would then go on to serve the

504
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next year in Bombay and spend nineteen months in India

505
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with the Hussars. He began reading the works of Plato,

506
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Edward Gibbons, Charles Darwin, Thomas Thomas, Babinton McAuley, and British

507
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the British Political Almanac, the Annual Register. So that's how

508
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he got into politics. He wasn't religious, but he preferred

509
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Protestants over Catholics, well, believing they were more reasonable.

510
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Speaker 5: From I don't know, if you get into it later.

511
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He actually had a ranking system. He's kind of a racist,

512
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and he had a ranking system, but when he got

513
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to the whites he had he was not fond of Catholics. Yeah.

514
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Speaker 1: I believe that also, you know, I didn't believe in

515
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Irish freedom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I imagine if you are British you might, and especially

518
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if you grew up in Dublin with your dad being

519
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in charge of maintaining that brutal rule, you might from

520
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that angle be like, these people are fucking crazy.

521
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Speaker 5: And they weren't even doing the bombings yet.

522
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

523
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Speaker 1: During his twenties, he declared himself a liberal and everything

524
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but name as he could not get down with the

525
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Liberal parties support for Irish home rule.

526
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Speaker 3: Okay, so he's like, this is one deal breaker and

527
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it's letting Ireland be free. I The funniest part about

528
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that is is that I'm just like, what resources were

529
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,640
you even extracting from Ireland? I guess other than just

530
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:15,920
human caber?

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like other.

532
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Speaker 3: Than just a taxes And maybe that's enough, or maybe

533
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you just didn't want something that close to your backyard

534
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being influenced by anyone.

535
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Speaker 5: But you we know it wasn't potatoes as no no.

536
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Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety seven, he requested to join General Bindon

537
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Blood's campaign in Northwest India against mom Man rebels. General

538
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Blood accepted under the condition Churchill went as a war journalist.

539
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This was the beginning of Winston's writing career.

540
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Speaker 2: Okay, so he was like JD. Vance kind of.

541
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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, you gotta write yourself a book. You got

542
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,960
you gotta write yourself a book to get into politics.

543
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,079
That's how Obama became president.

544
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Speaker 2: That's how Bernie got big, That's how I mean everybody, right,

545
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But Churchill.

546
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Speaker 1: Wrote a lot. There's a lot of books under his name.

547
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure.

548
00:24:00,759 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: Ironically, there was also another American writer named Winston Churchill

549
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who also published his first book in eighteen ninety eight, Sick.

550
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He went on to have six best selling books of

551
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his own, but ultimately he is the lesser author.

552
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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, man, that's a tough one.

553
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Speaker 5: How many sales do you think he got? Because both

554
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of them got because they did, they got.

555
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Speaker 2: The wrong one.

556
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Speaker 1: Like, it's a tough beat for that guy, though, Yeah,

557
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I've just forgotten the history.

558
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Speaker 2: But also, back.

559
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Speaker 3: Then, books don't have, you know, big flashy covers. No,

560
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,839
it's literally just a blank cover with a name and

561
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a title on it.

562
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Speaker 5: You couldn't rely on the art to get just a

563
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few extra sales.

564
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Speaker 2: No, no.

565
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Speaker 1: British. Winston turned write and often to deal with his

566
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:45,119
recurring battles with depression that he referred to as his

567
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black dog. We have a black dog in the studio.

568
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, Bronkie boys poetics.

569
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Speaker 1: Although he's he's a he's a happy buddy. Yeah, he's

570
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a happy boy.

571
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Speaker 5: This guy's a Tampa Tampa special.

572
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Speaker 1: I wish he was on camera. We need to get

573
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,920
him on. Like you said, the only way to grow

574
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,960
this channel is with.

575
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:07,319
Speaker 5: Dogs and chick dogs and have a lot more female

576
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guests on.

577
00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:11,759
Speaker 1: He he popped up, maybe I'll show some more for

578
00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:15,559
cleavage or something. Yeah, get that gay audience. There we go.

579
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:17,920
There it is Jack. We got, we got boobs.

580
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Speaker 2: Look at Jack good nipple size. Thanks.

581
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:26,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got him from my mom.

582
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Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety eight, he made his way to the

583
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:33,720
Sudan attached to General Kitchener for the Morning Post.

584
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Speaker 2: So now he's his full time rider, basically put in

585
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the military.

586
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Speaker 5: See Dan's pretty desert desert is right?

587
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so it is.

588
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Speaker 1: It's Middle Eastern. It's believed this is where his fascination

589
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with Islam started. He was critical of it in his

590
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,240
book about this tour the River War. But Grid become

591
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more and more interested in Islamic culture as he got older.

592
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Speaker 5: I feel like Catholics.

593
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He would often dress an Arab

594
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garbed in private.

595
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Speaker 2: What he was religious cross dressing.

596
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Speaker 1: He he flirted with Islam so much that his family

597
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got concerned that he would convert.

598
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Speaker 2: That's really funny.

599
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Speaker 3: It'd be funny if he had secretly convert, like he

600
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was like a deathbed conversion just to get into heaven

601
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or whatever Islamic heaven is.

602
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Speaker 5: What? What what drew him to Islam? Because I mean,

603
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I've spent a lot of time in the Middle East.

604
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I'm fascinated by islam history myself, but I've never entertained

605
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the idea of becoming Muslim.

606
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

607
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Speaker 1: He just read the Quran and liked it.

608
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Speaker 5: Oh, okay. I read the Book of Mormon once for pussy.

609
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Speaker 2: Did it work?

610
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Speaker 1: Uh? Like the screenplay?

611
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 5: No, the the actual I have a copy of the

612
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:48,279
Book of Mormon. Yeah, did it work though? Uh? No?

613
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: Well you soaked right? Nobody jump on the bed.

614
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 5: No, just blow jobs?

615
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 2: Okay, it works, I'd read the book.

616
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Speaker 5: The worst kind of religious person is not someone that's

617
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been consistently religious. It's someone that dropped out and then

618
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,680
finds it again. Oh yeah, they're the ones that are

619
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That's what I was dealing with.

620
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Speaker 1: A reconvert.

621
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is as bad, like he says, no zella

622
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,200
like a convert. But yeah, someone who re comes back

623
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,680
to it is.

624
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Speaker 5: You look at all the Islamic extremism. That's always the case.

625
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:19,039
They dropped off from it and then they got really

626
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back into it again, and that's when they.

627
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,519
Speaker 1: Know they have to like overcompensate. Yeah, all of a

628
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,240
sudden they miss you.

629
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Speaker 3: Do you see a lot with dudes here like in

630
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,640
America now, I feel like they like find Christianity in

631
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,279
their late twenties, early thirties, and they just.

632
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Speaker 5: They go hard, go with But if you grow up

633
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,680
in it and you consistently just stay it, then you're

634
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just normal about it.

635
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Speaker 2: Right right, right, Yeah, it's exhausting.

636
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,039
Speaker 1: After publishing The River War in eighteen ninety nine, he

637
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decided to leave the Army, denouncing the actions of Kitchener's

638
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,920
treatment of wounded enemies and the desecration of the tomb

639
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,799
of Muhammad Ahmed, a suit in these Feet freedom fighter

640
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:57,200
who died in eighteen eighty five.

641
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Speaker 2: I was about to be like what they fucked up

642
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,599
Mohammed's tomb.

643
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Speaker 5: For a guy that hated so many people so much,

644
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:10,079
he had a lot of empathy for Muslims in North Africa.

645
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Speaker 1: A lot of them Middle East too, I bet you

646
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he was.

647
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Speaker 5: I know.

648
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:13,599
Speaker 2: Napoleon was really big on Muhammed.

649
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Speaker 3: People used to give Mohammed more flowers and the islam

650
00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:22,400
Islamic early Islamic more flowers for conquering half the world.

651
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean.

652
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Speaker 3: Like Napoleon thought Muhammad was one of the best generals ever.

653
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Speaker 5: And he got a late start too, right, he didn't

654
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,880
start that, tell you. He was like in his thirty

655
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:36,039
late thirties, forty. He was not young, He wasn't. Jesus

656
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:39,480
was pretty young when he started his his preachings.

657
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Speaker 2: Jesus was only thirty when he started. He only did

658
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it for three years.

659
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people don't know that Jesus was

660
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a conqueror. He took his twelve men and they just

661
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they burned down towns. It's not reported in.

662
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Speaker 2: The Bible killing with kindness. Actually, that's where the.

663
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Speaker 1: Saying comes from. Yeah, yeah, people dropped dead. He did

664
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kill a tree, killed a couple things.

665
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Speaker 2: Did he kill the table? Yeah?

666
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:05,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he didn't. He kill a couple of people

667
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,880
as a child and then brought him back to life.

668
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Speaker 2: I forget what I did that at the part.

669
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,839
Speaker 1: No, he had a temper, he was. Well, that's why

670
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,039
they don't report on young Jesus.

671
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Speaker 3: Is this real lost gospel of young Jesus kind of

672
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like killing animals and stuff?

673
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Speaker 1: What the people like Joseph had to put out.

674
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Speaker 5: A lot of fires.

675
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Jesus started to give a toddler the powers.

676
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so all the peace and love stuff came from

677
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over compensating basically.

678
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he found it late in life.

679
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Speaker 1: That's why they don't really start the Jesus story until

680
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,200
his thirties because they have to figure things out.

681
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, where's like a normal person's like, yeah, well,

682
00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:43,559
I didn't kill five people when I was a fucking toddler,

683
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So yeah, I don't have to lean into it like you.

684
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 5: I'm just an insurance salesman for Peter Rapids.

685
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Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety nine, after the outbreak of the Second

686
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Boer War, Winston went down to South Africa for the

687
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Morning Post. While traveling, his trained derailed from artillery shell

688
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and he was captured as a prisoner of war. So

689
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he was a South African boer prisoner of war. What

690
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,400
year was this, eighteen ninety nine?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

692
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Speaker 1: In December he was able to escape his captors by

693
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hobo hopping on freight trains, walking through the brush, and

694
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hiding in the mine before ultimately reaching Portuguese East Africa,

695
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which is now known as Mozambique.

696
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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, as I would imagine you stood

697
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out a little bit as a pudgy white guy.

698
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I feel like that skips the most important

699
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,000
part of the escape, which is how do you get

700
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out of the cell or whatever?

701
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Speaker 5: He was in? It was like a work camp and

702
00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:41,839
through like a bathroom window, didn't he.

703
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a school, okay.

704
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Speaker 2: But I'm just saying like the hardest part of escaping

705
00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:47,079
is the first part.

706
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

707
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,759
Speaker 2: After that, it's you know the too.

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Speaker 5: If you see a white guy running in todaan, he's probably.

709
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Speaker 1: Up to know he's escaping South Africa.

710
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Speaker 2: Either way.

711
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,519
Speaker 5: Oh, in South Africa. I thought this was South Africa,

712
00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:00,880
so they were they were a good deal of white yeah, yeah.

713
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

714
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,799
Speaker 1: In January he rejoined the army as a lieutenant in

715
00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:07,720
the South African Lighthorse Regiment.

716
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: So he was like, no more journalism, I gotta killed,

717
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,720
I gotta get back. Yeah, put me in jail.

718
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,359
Speaker 1: During this time, he fought alongside his cousin Charles Spencer Churchill,

719
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,880
capturing Boer prisoners and writing about his exploits the entire time,

720
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920
which sold pretty well.

721
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 5: I'm assuming it's a Spencer from the Spencer.

722
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: Family, Charles Spencer Churchill. I guess, yeah, that's maybe they

723
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,079
married into that.

724
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

725
00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: Later in nineteen hundred he returned to London and became

726
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,880
a parliament member at just twenty five. He published a

727
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,640
book about his time in South Africa, Ian Hamilton's March,

728
00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:46,160
and went on a book tour in North America. He

729
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,680
met Mark Twain, President McKinley and Vice President Teddy Roosevelt,

730
00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:54,480
who was eager at first to meet Churchill, but then

731
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:55,920
came to dislike the Englishman.

732
00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,599
Speaker 5: So, and this is before either of them hit their

733
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:01,359
they're big offices.

734
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,599
Speaker 3: But both of them had already I guess been in war, right,

735
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,079
So Teddy Rosevel would have already done the.

736
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:10,799
Speaker 2: Rough Riders, yeah, and Churchill had just finished the Boer War. Yeah,

737
00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:12,599
So he was I'm sure Teddy.

738
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, fellow soldier, exchange war stories.

739
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,599
Speaker 1: With me, and Churchill's been in Cuba.

740
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I wonder maybe that's why I didn't

741
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,039
like him, because Churchill was hanging with the Spaniards.

742
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,759
Speaker 5: And both and both of them have no Belt Peace prizes, right,

743
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,319
which is ironic because both those guys loved war.

744
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:33,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Teddy Roosevelt was like a great adventure

745
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,599
let's go.

746
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,799
Speaker 5: Oh if if he could be. If you're loving those

747
00:32:39,319 --> 00:32:41,079
Teddy impressions, I do. Yeah.

748
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:44,839
Speaker 1: I like whenever he does voices that are you know,

749
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,200
they're not great, but they get the job done.

750
00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:49,519
Speaker 5: I think Teddy had a little more of a high

751
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:52,799
pitched tone though, yeah, because they do have some recordings

752
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:53,160
of him.

753
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 2: Oh do they really?

754
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: Everyone had a higher pitch voice back then? Yeah, what's

755
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:59,720
up with that? I thought Tess Saucerum was was higher.

756
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: It's all eyes, they were low tee.

757
00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:05,359
Speaker 5: I hit puberty when I was four, so yeah, I

758
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,039
believe that.

759
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: People don't notice. But Jack is twenty six. Yeah right now.

760
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I U you know, genetics age like shit.

761
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you would have thought they got along. I

762
00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:20,440
guess not. Just like I said two similar characters, just

763
00:33:21,359 --> 00:33:23,839
maybe picking apart the pieces they don't like about themselves.

764
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

765
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see your.

766
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 5: Reflection in the mirror, the same body types, kind of.

767
00:33:29,319 --> 00:33:30,039
Speaker 2: Hear yourself talk.

768
00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:34,559
Speaker 3: He's like, this guy sucks, dude, there's nothing good about him.

769
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,599
Speaker 1: Churchill took his seat in the House Commons in nineteen

770
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,960
oh one, and by nineteen oh three he was already

771
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,519
at odds with his Conservative Party, as they believed he

772
00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:45,440
was drifting further and further to the left.

773
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: Oh I think you said he was a liberal. So

774
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:47,599
he was.

775
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Oh, he was a liberal and everything, but name because

776
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,359
he just couldn't get down with the Irish. So he

777
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,839
chose the Conservative.

778
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: Party literally just because he was like, fuck the Irish.

779
00:33:55,079 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 5: Yes, that's like me with my friend group, I'm like

780
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,359
the most liberal one, but I don't say anything because

781
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:02,079
I'm like, I don't want to be ostracized.

782
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,119
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you're just like yeah, great Jack, Yeah.

783
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,759
Speaker 1: Right, you're you're conservative like adjacent.

784
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, so people just.

785
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: Can they're like, oh, Jack's yeah, he's down with whatever

786
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,320
we believe in.

787
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 5: Because I just don't open my mouth. I never did

788
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,679
my opinions.

789
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 1: The way to be really that's smart. Just keep it

790
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,400
close to the best.

791
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,079
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I appreciate that about where I grew up,

792
00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:26,599
as people up there tend to not talk politics openly

793
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,000
and where it's a lot more common down here.

794
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: It really is.

795
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,679
Speaker 1: I think that's a newer thing. That's just with the

796
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,440
invention of social media.

797
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 5: That's true, I think.

798
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, remember there's a whole joke in Chappelle's

799
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,840
show where you talk to white people about politics and

800
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,760
they're like, whoa, let's not get too personal. I was

801
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,840
telling you about fucking my wife. Yeah, now you're talking

802
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:55,400
about my politics. That's the line I cannot cross. In

803
00:34:55,519 --> 00:34:58,480
nineteen oh four, he actually crossed party lines thanks to

804
00:34:58,519 --> 00:35:02,639
the Aliens Bill, proposed curban Jewish immigration into the country.

805
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,159
Speaker 3: Well and get down with something, you know. So I'm

806
00:35:06,159 --> 00:35:07,719
sorry he crossed party lines.

807
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,559
Speaker 1: So the conservatives were like, we need to stop the

808
00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:13,480
Jewish people from coming into the country.

809
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,039
Speaker 2: But he was a conservative, he was so.

810
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 5: He crossed party lines because he wanted the Jews.

811
00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: Oh, he wanted the Jews.

812
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,039
Speaker 1: He was down with the Jews. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

813
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell. He hates Catholics, he likes muslim.

814
00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: He's not a consistent man.

815
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 5: No, that period, from what I understand too, is kind

816
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,760
of the rise of the Zionism movement.

817
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 3: So yeah, oh the yeah, the Israel getting its own Jews,

818
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,079
getting Israel be.

819
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 5: In the news.

820
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, this was right around the time that that

821
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,800
the UK had their Jewish prime minister.

822
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know that he was.

823
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 3: He's one of the most famous effective prime ministers. He

824
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,159
was Queen Victoria's prime minister. I think I can't remember.

825
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:53,280
I'm angry I can't remember the name because I know

826
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:53,760
they have.

827
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,119
Speaker 5: A seat guy, now, don't they.

828
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's Indian.

829
00:35:58,599 --> 00:36:02,159
Speaker 5: Oh he's not sekh though Jewish prime ministers. What does

830
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:02,639
this guy say?

831
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Disraeli, Benjamin Disraeli.

832
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,599
Speaker 5: Oh that's a pretty Jewish name. Yeah yeah.

833
00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:08,519
Speaker 1: He was.

834
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,559
Speaker 3: Prime minister under Queen Victoria and he was like years

835
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:21,880
what wait years, let's see, prime minister from eighteen seventy

836
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,559
four until eighteen eighty.

837
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,199
Speaker 1: So yeah, not that time, not around this time, but

838
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,360
he they what I'm saying though, twenty years later they

839
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,519
had just had.

840
00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 3: A very very good prime minister who was Jewish like

841
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,400
he is he is he might be on their mount

842
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,000
Rushmore Prime ministers.

843
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 5: Like, well, that was their boom period. They were they

844
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,079
were going pretty hard as far as what they were

845
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:44,760
doing in the world.

846
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, in nineteen oh four May thirty first he physically

847
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,760
walks over the Parliament floor and sat as a member

848
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,800
of the Liberal Party like with pomp like one day

849
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,679
was just so during this whole discussion, this whole debate

850
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,559
whether or not to let Jewish people into their country,

851
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,400
He's like, enough is enough. I am now a liberal.

852
00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 2: Sick.

853
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,079
Speaker 3: And keep in mind, I think Catholicism had only been

854
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:15,880
relegalized in the UK for like seventy years at this

855
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,760
point or something.

856
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,679
Speaker 5: So you're still hanging on to his hatred for the Catholics.

857
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but he loved the Jews, yes.

858
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,159
Speaker 1: And Islam and Islam it's an interesting combination there.

859
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: Come on, man, what do you what do you even

860
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:28,679
like it? I don't.

861
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 3: I don't understand your taste at all other than just

862
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,159
I think he I don't even get a problem with

863
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:34,039
the with Catholics.

864
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,519
Speaker 2: I think he's really hated the Irish.

865
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,159
Speaker 1: I don't think he did have a problem with Catholics.

866
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:38,760
I think it was just like, hey, the Irish needs

867
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,400
to know their place.

868
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Irish are dirty.

869
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,119
Speaker 1: His grandfather was in charge of them, so it kind

870
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:46,039
of makes sense that he's like, yeah, this this is

871
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:46,639
the way things are.

872
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 5: It wasn't a religion phobia. It was just good old

873
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:52,000
fashioned xenophobia. Yeah.

874
00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:54,119
Speaker 1: In nineteen oh eight he was appointed the president of

875
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:57,159
the Board of Trade, where he brought about workplace reform

876
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,679
that included an eight hour work day meil brick unheard

877
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,960
of at that point, and minimum wage.

878
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: Well, meal breaks, Eat at your desk, like a good worker.

879
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,320
What desk?

880
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: Eat it here?

881
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a what's his name had a desk,

882
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,320
Bob Cratchit had a desk.

883
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: Right, No, you're in the factory. There is no desk.

884
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,199
Speaker 2: Eat your fucking post.

885
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: He also married Clementine Hosier five months after meeting one

886
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:25,440
another at a dinner party. She would then be his

887
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:28,760
rock for the next fifty six years. So actually a

888
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,519
good marriage.

889
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 5: That's a that's a good wife name right there.

890
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:37,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't make them like they used to. Yeah.

891
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,679
In nineteen ten, Winston became Home Secretary, given him control

892
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,159
over police and prisons. He worked on prison reform, restricting

893
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:48,159
the use of solitary confinement, provided education and library options,

894
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:51,480
and abolished prison sentences for failures to pay fine, so

895
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,440
he got rid of debtor prison.

896
00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:56,159
Speaker 5: So a very progressive fella.

897
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: I do enjoy that progressive of progressivism back then was

898
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,719
just like basic human rights, right yeah, yeah.

899
00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: Like you shouldn't go to prison if you owe the

900
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,599
government money, right, especially.

901
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: Like ten dollars or you know, whatever the fuck.

902
00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: And like don't for not paying a tick, don't overuse.

903
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 3: Solitary confide, don't just put even an irishman in a

904
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:19,519
black box for eight months because he was too Irish

905
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:19,960
one day.

906
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't torture people, right right right.

907
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:27,079
Speaker 1: In December of nineteen ten, a group of anarchist Lotvians

908
00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:31,480
open fire on London police, killing three and injuring two.

909
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,719
A massive manhunt was launched under the supervision of Churchill.

910
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,519
On New Year's Day nineteen eleven, police received a tip

911
00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:44,000
that the murderers were hiding in the house on Sydney Street.

912
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,320
Churchill and police arrived on the scene and the standoff

913
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,039
turned hot.

914
00:39:49,519 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: Let's go.

915
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,079
Speaker 1: The Lotvians fired over four hundred rounds, with one piercing

916
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:58,199
through Winston's hat, narrowly missing his head.

917
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 2: Like a top hat like that. Yeah, that's fun. It's

918
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,239
a good visual. Yeah, it's a big target.

919
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,559
Speaker 3: Why Yeah, And that's annoying too because you as a

920
00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:10,079
as a shooter, are kind of just trying to figure

921
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:12,760
out where you think the head end, where the head starts,

922
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,079
and yeah, I mean shoot him in the face really

923
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:17,719
to be safe. But I guess if you want to

924
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,880
go full Dome, you aim it into the top hat.

925
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,519
I also, man anarchists. I need to do an episode

926
00:40:24,519 --> 00:40:29,599
on anarchists. I'm like planning on doing it. Those guys

927
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:36,880
were a insane and b assassinated so many fucking people.

928
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 5: World War One.

929
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: All they killed McKinley, and an anarchist killed McKinley got

930
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,920
made Roosevelt president.

931
00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:46,079
Speaker 2: They killed King Emberto of Italy.

932
00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 3: I mean, they fucking the amount of assassinations at the

933
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,119
side this they are. I'm not trying to like, uh

934
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,960
like ride for Antifa here, but whatever you think Antifa is,

935
00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:03,000
that's what the anarchists actually were, like fucking lunatic set

936
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:08,000
burn the world down, everything, and they're like anarchist conventions,

937
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,320
which is an ironic juxtaposition, like an organized anarchist event.

938
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,519
Speaker 1: Being lobbians though they were used to how Russian police respond,

939
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,519
so they were kind of I think, uh rob in

940
00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:23,440
the place police responded and their initial reaction was just

941
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:24,239
start firing.

942
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,639
Speaker 2: That's all you could do.

943
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,559
Speaker 3: And yeah, in Russia and also if they're still thinking

944
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:30,719
about Russian police not realizing.

945
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: That the police, like the police in England are kind

946
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,599
of they had rights, bitches, they had right also, they

947
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:36,079
had rights.

948
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 5: Well, they don't even carry guns anymore.

949
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 3: No, which is funny because which Nordic country is it?

950
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,880
Like it's I don't think it's maybe it's Sweden.

951
00:41:44,679 --> 00:41:47,199
Speaker 1: But like, no, Switzerland has a shits on guns switch.

952
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,079
Speaker 3: No, no, but there's a Nordic country where the cops

953
00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:51,880
have straight up like MP five's, like dope ass submachine

954
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,760
guns in their cars.

955
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 5: The Swedish police are highly trained compared to America. The

956
00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:00,159
average American police officer. Yeah, they have to go through

957
00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:06,480
like two years of like intense schooling to become a

958
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,360
cop in Sweden.

959
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: During the shootout, the building caught fire and the Latvians

960
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:15,039
ultimately burned to death. It happens, you know.

961
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: They died like they lived in anarchy.

962
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,199
Speaker 1: Later in nineteen eleven, he was put in charge of

963
00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:27,239
the navy when Germany passed their nineteen twelve naval law

964
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,920
to increase production of warships. Churchill vowed that the British

965
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,280
would answer every German boat with two of their own.

966
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,639
I like that policy.

967
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: It's a good policy. You kind of need to do it.

968
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: And of course, two years later the outbreak of World

969
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,679
War One and he oversaw the naval tactics for the

970
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,119
First World War. He had a bit of a heat

971
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:51,880
check in nineteen fifteen with his interest in the Middle

972
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:56,400
Eastern theater. Yeah, he had to wear both failures in Constantinople,

973
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:57,960
in Glopoly, Gallipoli.

974
00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: Gallipoli, Yeah, was a monstrous fuck up. Like it's one

975
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,880
of the most disastrous campaigns of the war.

976
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 5: Do you think he was in personal contact with the T. E. Lawrence?

977
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: I wonder. Actually, it's a good question.

978
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 5: Because both those guys seem to have a Middle East fetish.

979
00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, no joke.

980
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: He was ultimately demotive for these failures, and he resigned

981
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,920
from all cabinet positions after the demotion and reenlisted back

982
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,960
in active duty.

983
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 2: Just in the war.

984
00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:36,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was such a teddy Roosevelt. Roosevelt move right there.

985
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:39,079
I'm gonna go from this high political office too. I'm

986
00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:41,079
just gonna go be like a lieutenant colonel.

987
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:43,159
Speaker 1: He kept his Parliament seat, but he's like, you know what,

988
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:44,960
I need to get on the front lines. I need

989
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,719
to actually do something in this war.

990
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 3: He definitely knew t Lawrence. They met, Okay, so I've

991
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,719
seen that's just my quick Google search.

992
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:57,639
Speaker 1: Winston was attached to the second Grenadier Guards on the

993
00:43:57,679 --> 00:44:02,360
Western Front. Churchill had a few near death experiences, most

994
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,920
notably when a large piece of shrapnel from a shell

995
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,719
and fell right between him and his cousin.

996
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,519
Speaker 2: I liked that in.

997
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 3: War it's like the opposite of being a cop, like

998
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,800
if you fuck up, you get sent to the desk,

999
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:19,800
but in war as a cop, but it wore.

1000
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 2: It's like you fuck up at the desk.

1001
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 3: Like front lines, yeah, like the Germans, Like you fuck

1002
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,519
up somewhere like the Eastern Front, or like I guess

1003
00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:27,239
Churchill He's.

1004
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 2: Like, I'm sorry, I fucked up. Boom. I'm just getting

1005
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,920
in a trench. That's where I belong.

1006
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,199
Speaker 1: Lloyd George became Prime Minister in nineteen seventeen and asked

1007
00:44:36,199 --> 00:44:39,000
Winston to come back into the fold of things, appointing

1008
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:43,360
him Minister of Munitions and the Secretary of State. Badass

1009
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,039
job and the Secretary of State of War. So yeah,

1010
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:48,280
he was in charge of just like ammunition production.

1011
00:44:48,599 --> 00:44:51,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that even entail other than like factories

1012
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:55,159
go burr, Like AMMO factory goes bur That's what it means. Yeah, yeah,

1013
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,360
make sure AMMO factory always burning.

1014
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: We need we need more m O burr. After the war,

1015
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,400
Churchill was a mouthpiece for the League of Nations and

1016
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,280
opposed harsh measures to be taken against Germany. He's so

1017
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,159
him and Wilson were both against uh, punishing Germany.

1018
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 2: Completely, Yeah, which was Germany, as we know, was the

1019
00:45:17,079 --> 00:45:17,639
right call.

1020
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 5: I wish they would have listened to him.

1021
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,639
Speaker 3: No joke, I honestly even not I guess not even worse.

1022
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:27,320
But like, the funniest part about that about like, but

1023
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:31,239
fucking Germany over in for World War One is that

1024
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,599
that immediately created what do they call it, the Great Lie,

1025
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:38,840
which the Germans were like, oh, we lost because the

1026
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,000
Jews betrayed us, and and that directly led to the Holocaust.

1027
00:45:44,039 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 5: Which it was the French that really went hard on

1028
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,239
the trying to fuck Germany over.

1029
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,039
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I have some sympathy for the French wanting

1030
00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:54,440
to fuck Germany over as hard.

1031
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,679
Speaker 1: As possible, considering they burned down a lot of their countryside.

1032
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,679
Speaker 3: The whole war was in their country, basically, not a

1033
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,719
lot of it was fought in Germany. It was all

1034
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,360
in France and Belgium.

1035
00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: Churchill was also outspoken against Vladimir Lenin and even proposed

1036
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,119
offering up truths to fight the Bolsheviks, but ultimately knew

1037
00:46:11,159 --> 00:46:14,119
the country was tired of war. Not to mention the

1038
00:46:14,159 --> 00:46:16,559
Irish War of Independence was popping off, and so were

1039
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:18,199
the Kurds in Iraq.

1040
00:46:18,639 --> 00:46:21,559
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they had to draw those special lines in

1041
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:24,480
the Middle East. That is like twice that we've been like,

1042
00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:27,719
could have beaten or maybe taking care of the communists

1043
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,559
in the Soviet Union, but we were just.

1044
00:46:29,519 --> 00:46:32,119
Speaker 2: Like, we've had enough war. We can't do it anymore.

1045
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:32,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1046
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: There's also this like we'll.

1047
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 5: Deal with It'll be worse, but we'll do with them.

1048
00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 2: That's a tomorrow. That's my child's problem.

1049
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,199
Speaker 1: There's a story that people believe is true that when

1050
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:47,679
Churchill was drawing the lines for Jordan that he sneezed,

1051
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,920
and that's kind of why it's like the way it is.

1052
00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,519
Speaker 2: Didn't want to erase it.

1053
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 1: It's not true though.

1054
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one of my favorite countries on the planet.

1055
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,079
Speaker 1: Jordan's great.

1056
00:46:56,159 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 5: Jordan is an awesome country. Yeah yeah, And I'm very

1057
00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:05,039
anti like royalty. It's just such a stupid concept to

1058
00:47:05,079 --> 00:47:08,159
me that it still exists. But like, that's a king

1059
00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:10,039
that puts his money where his mouth is. That's a

1060
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:11,920
lead by the front king that they got it.

1061
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: Adulla.

1062
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, Abdullah the second and when he was a prince too,

1063
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,239
sorry to derail this, No, I love this. When he

1064
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,719
was a prince, he was really into Star Trek and

1065
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,000
he basically had his dad, who was king at the time,

1066
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,960
get him into an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation.

1067
00:47:26,199 --> 00:47:27,199
Speaker 2: Well, he loves Star Treks.

1068
00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: So it's a good connection because Churchill places Abdullah the

1069
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,440
first in power.

1070
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: Oh really in Jordan. Yeah, interdasting, look at that.

1071
00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna like that's the that's the

1072
00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:41,280
trap though, right, is that people see a good king

1073
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:41,800
and they're like.

1074
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,599
Speaker 2: No, this can work.

1075
00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1076
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 2: Look, because when it's a good king, it's pretty good.

1077
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: I think the problem is most people in power aren't

1078
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,280
that way.

1079
00:47:50,119 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but and most kings aren't.

1080
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:55,119
Speaker 3: Like, imagine how angry you get stomp on your feet

1081
00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:59,880
about a mediocre president, right, now imagine that person can

1082
00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:02,760
be taken out of power, has no checks and balances.

1083
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 2: Yep, tell me you still want a fucking kid and.

1084
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 5: Their kid likes to pull wings off a fly.

1085
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: In his free time, Churchill enjoyed polo and really got

1086
00:48:16,039 --> 00:48:18,280
into painting in his forties, kind of.

1087
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 2: Like George Bush.

1088
00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: Churchill would actually have exhibits of his work in London

1089
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,119
and Paris under different names, so he wouldn't go under

1090
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:26,800
his actual name.

1091
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,079
Speaker 3: I think let's let's hedge this a little bit. He

1092
00:48:30,119 --> 00:48:33,639
definitely went under his actual name to get them in there, right,

1093
00:48:33,679 --> 00:48:35,760
but he's a public put his name on it.

1094
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 5: You see what happens when someone when you support someone's

1095
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,920
artistic ambitions.

1096
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,639
Speaker 2: Because the contrast.

1097
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:49,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, another guy it became Secretary of State of the

1098
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:51,679
Colonies in nineteen twenty one, the same year his mother

1099
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,679
died after breaking her ankle and high heels and developing gangreen.

1100
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, going to suck some dick.

1101
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,079
Speaker 1: No, she was at like a ball or something.

1102
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1103
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:05,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he said, broke her heel or.

1104
00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: Something and broke her ankle on the staircase and then

1105
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,519
just I guess never recovered.

1106
00:49:10,639 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 5: Anytime anybody does. The whole fantasizing about living back in

1107
00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:15,880
the day.

1108
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,159
Speaker 2: Thing.

1109
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:19,199
Speaker 5: You have to just think about the amount of things

1110
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:22,159
that would kill you back then that now are just

1111
00:49:22,199 --> 00:49:24,079
an inconvenient comical.

1112
00:49:25,639 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: She died of a broken ankle, a broken fucking ankle.

1113
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,599
Speaker 1: And then his daughter.

1114
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: There was no time in history that was better than now. None.

1115
00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, none, Not to mention his daughter died a few

1116
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:41,440
months later of sepsis.

1117
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: So what she my dad almost died of sepsis like

1118
00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:49,440
two weeks ago. Really, yeah, is it a better time?

1119
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: Is it a better time he would have died?

1120
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:55,079
Speaker 5: It is a better time in the sense that he definitely,

1121
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:57,320
definitely would have died even forty years ago.

1122
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, it's so funny to me. It's like,

1123
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,360
but houses were more affordable. It's like, great, if you

1124
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,079
trip and fall in that house and cut yourself on

1125
00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,480
a nail in that shitty house that was partly more

1126
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,679
affordable because it was worse, you're gonna die. Yeah, So

1127
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,360
maybe just fucking enjoy the present.

1128
00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:20,519
Speaker 5: No life alerts. Back then, Churchill was.

1129
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,519
Speaker 1: A player in shape in the Middle East, ham picking

1130
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:26,079
his own guys in Jordan and Iraq and working out

1131
00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:27,880
Jewish migration into Palestine.

1132
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 5: So he We could also blame Churchill for the current

1133
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,039
situation going, and God.

1134
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,159
Speaker 3: Can blame him well for everything. Really, we could blame

1135
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,960
him for the Gaza War, the Iraq War. Yeah, you

1136
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,960
wouldn't have been in Iraq if it wasn't for Winston Churchill.

1137
00:50:44,199 --> 00:50:46,320
That man had a direct influence on your life.

1138
00:50:47,199 --> 00:50:51,119
Speaker 5: That's some very what's it called the butterfly affection? Yeah there, Yeah,

1139
00:50:51,159 --> 00:50:54,159
Iraq it's cool too. Obviously when I was there was

1140
00:50:54,159 --> 00:50:56,440
a little more hectic. This is Can I go on

1141
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,239
a little rant here?

1142
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have the floor.

1143
00:50:59,079 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 5: I'm not. I didn't. I didn't. I haven't become necessarily

1144
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:06,440
fascinated with Islam, but more Arab culture, which is isn't

1145
00:51:06,519 --> 00:51:08,639
just Islam, right, but.

1146
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,679
Speaker 1: In fact it's it's not because a lot of Islamic.

1147
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 5: A lot of Arabs are Christians.

1148
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah that, but also there's a lot of history before Islam. Oh, yes,

1149
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,960
that they try to eradicate, right when like isis, when

1150
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,960
they go into a country and SyRI like Syrian stuff,

1151
00:51:23,199 --> 00:51:25,519
they try to blow ship up that had anything that

1152
00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:26,840
happened before Muhammad.

1153
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 5: They are archaeologists worst nightmare.

1154
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sumerian, uh, Syrian.

1155
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 5: And I've been to I've been to uh Jesus Babylon. Right,

1156
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,719
I've been to Babylon.

1157
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: I think you told us that that's fucking sick.

1158
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:41,119
Speaker 5: I got. This is my rant about Arabs because I've

1159
00:51:41,159 --> 00:51:44,360
been kind of all over the Arab world. The best,

1160
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,639
my favorite kind of Arabs are Iraqis and Jordanians and

1161
00:51:49,559 --> 00:51:52,639
a lot, you know, a good chunk of Egyptians. Yeah,

1162
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,800
I like those are the best Arabs. Right, They're like

1163
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:00,119
blue collar Arabs. They're cool, they they're you know, they're

1164
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:06,039
down to party. They they they they're relatively you know, no,

1165
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,079
moderate liberal.

1166
00:52:07,159 --> 00:52:10,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is that, like the same as like Gosy's

1167
00:52:10,119 --> 00:52:13,440
Europe as an example, to not sound racist, but like

1168
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,679
you can sort of like ethnically geographically group europe as

1169
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,320
certain like.

1170
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,679
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say.

1171
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,159
Speaker 3: You can be like Eastern Europeans, and then you've got

1172
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:28,119
West Northern, which is like Germany, England and Scandinavian Scannabian's

1173
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:29,639
kind of some thing, I guess. And then you've got

1174
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:32,519
like the Romance Europeans, which is like Italy, France, Spain,

1175
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,440
you know what I mean.

1176
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Speaker 2: They're all kind of distinctive in there.

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Speaker 5: They're but they're they're good people. I like them. I've

1178
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always had great experiences and great memories. But the ones

1179
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,599
that were always assholes to me are the ones coming

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from Saudi Arabia. The worst thing you can do is

1181
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:49,519
let those guys get their hands on that oil. They

1182
00:52:49,559 --> 00:52:54,800
become pricks. They're just assholes. Saudi's Kuwaitis are the laziest

1183
00:52:55,079 --> 00:52:56,880
pieces of shit I've ever been around.

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Speaker 2: You told me that Kuwaitis were your least.

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00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,559
Speaker 5: They're just and they and they have a lot of

1186
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:04,400
shared history with Iraq, but they are two different countries.

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00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's so funny that Kuwaitis are just like.

1188
00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you're lazy as shit. Oh we had to

1189
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,280
come unconquer their country for them.

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00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Just they're fat. They're they're fatter than we are.

1191
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:20,119
They are there's more McDonald's in Kwait than there is

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00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:21,920
in freaking Alabama.

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00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,159
Speaker 2: God, that's funny.

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00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: Churchill actually loses his election in nineteen twenty two and

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spends the next six months near Khan right in and paynin.

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00:53:31,039 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 2: In where Khan oh France.

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00:53:33,599 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. He then flipped back to the Conservative Party and

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00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,119
regained a position in nineteen twenty four, leading the country's

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finances despite having no background or education and doing so.

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Speaker 2: Eh, real flip flopper.

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00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:53,119
Speaker 3: I mean, how many people truly currently on congressional committees

1202
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,480
have any background in what the fuck they're talking about?

1203
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,960
Like I understand, like there's probably certain judiciary committees that

1204
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,440
are filled with lawyers and stuff like that.

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00:54:01,679 --> 00:54:04,199
Speaker 5: Which but Congress has a high percentage of lawyers.

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00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 3: Right, right, right, But like, how many people on like

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00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:09,400
a national security committee?

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00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 5: Oh a lot of times. I had a buddy that

1209
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,320
was on one of those defense committees and is, yeah,

1210
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,159
you were a lieutenant in the military at one point,

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00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,079
we'll just have you go do big level national security stuff.

1212
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:25,079
Speaker 3: Which is truly almost like taking like a second unit

1213
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,079
director and making him the head of a studio.

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00:54:27,199 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's it. That's exactly what it is.

1215
00:54:32,679 --> 00:54:35,119
Speaker 3: But like immediately, yeah, you know what I mean, they

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00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:37,000
just grab a second unit director.

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00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,559
Speaker 5: You did one movie, you're qualified, and.

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Speaker 2: Chad, you wanna brothers now?

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00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, in nineteen twenty five, you restored the gold standard.

1220
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,599
And in nineteen twenty seven he goes to Rome and

1221
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,480
enjoys his meeting with one Mussolini.

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00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, who also's gonna meet in Rome?

1223
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: Connecting over their hatred of leninism.

1224
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some people that say World War two could

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00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,760
have easily been too different sides.

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Speaker 1: Church Will gets removed from office again in nineteen twenty

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00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:08,679
nine and falls back into depression. He copes by writing

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00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:09,800
and drinking a lot more.

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00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,599
Speaker 2: This guy just can't take an l Are we going

1230
00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:13,119
to talk about his drinking schedule?

1231
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: Do you know it?

1232
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll read it to you. Let me find it

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00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,480
real quick away.

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Speaker 5: This is like, this is like a Hunter Thompson type

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00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,760
of thing. It is.

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00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,679
Speaker 2: I went viral a while back. I'll look it up.

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00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,119
Speaker 5: Well.

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00:55:24,519 --> 00:55:26,599
Speaker 1: He also has another bad habit. He loses a lot

1239
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,599
in the stock market and deals with it by chewing

1240
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,960
eight to nine cigars a day, rarely taking a puff.

1241
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: Foul.

1242
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's just chewing on the cigar the whole fixation,

1243
00:55:39,119 --> 00:55:44,800
like his mom. Eight to nine cigars a day though,

1244
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,760
and he would keep up to twenty four hundred cigars

1245
00:55:48,039 --> 00:55:49,199
on his person at all times.

1246
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 5: That was Mark Twain was like that. Mark Twain has

1247
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,199
always had a stove grant.

1248
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 2: Apparently my dad that's what killed him.

1249
00:55:55,079 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 1: My dad literally, my dad would choose guards. He never

1250
00:55:57,519 --> 00:56:02,119
actually smoked him. Really, Church'll, it's weird, not really.

1251
00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 5: It looks distinguished.

1252
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 3: It does look distinguished. Yeah, okay, So here is Churchill's

1253
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,360
come on, man, I don't want to do this.

1254
00:56:10,119 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 1: It's okay, No, no, no, no, here we go.

1255
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 3: Seven point thirty Wake up, remain in bed, eat breakfast.

1256
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,280
This is a daily regimen. I believe once he was

1257
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,079
prime minister, but you gotta imagine this did not start

1258
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:27,119
in nineteen forty. Wake up, Remain in bed, eat breakfast,

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00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:30,920
read newspapers, work, glass of whiskey and soda. Eleven am

1260
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,880
out of bed, stroll around garden, whiskey and soda. One

1261
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,079
o'clock multi course, launch, entire pint of champagne, an imperial

1262
00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:44,559
pint of champagne. Two point thirty work from study, glass

1263
00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:47,519
of cognak. What's seventeen hundred?

1264
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,599
Speaker 2: Is that five?

1265
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 3: Okay, hour and a half nap slash siesta which he

1266
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,960
get a little nap in a habit he acquired in Cuba.

1267
00:56:56,159 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 2: Rally, he started doing that from his time in Cuba.

1268
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,519
Speaker 5: Not did the siesta thing come? Is that unique to

1269
00:57:01,559 --> 00:57:03,760
the Americas or did that Spanish?

1270
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? Cultural thing?

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00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,519
Speaker 5: Okay? Uh?

1272
00:57:05,679 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 3: Six thirty wake up, bath, threats for dinner. Eight o'clock,

1273
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,159
lengthy dinner with guests another Imperial pine.

1274
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: Of champagne food though he's not drinking on a nanty stomach.

1275
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, midnight still kills people.

1276
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, midnight working study more konyak just tbd amount of

1277
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,239
kognak goes to bed between one and three in the morning.

1278
00:57:26,119 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 5: God, that's that's Hunter Thompson's schedule, minus the cocaine.

1279
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,559
Speaker 2: Which we don't know that he wasn't.

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00:57:31,599 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: Also right, well, he was chewing nine cigars, so he was.

1281
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:39,119
Speaker 5: Getting he was getting Britain through uh World War two,

1282
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,519
just loaded.

1283
00:57:40,199 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: Which he was. Yeah.

1284
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:44,239
Speaker 3: Which the other day they were talking on drinking bros.

1285
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,239
It's they were saying like, oh, uh, Kamala Harris apparently

1286
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has a drink every day when she wakes up.

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Speaker 2: And I almost wanted to chime in and be like

1288
00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:53,840
Buddy Winston Churchill was getting after it.

1289
00:57:54,039 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 5: Yeah the moment he woke up. And you know, a

1290
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,480
lot of people don't realize this too. Obama was a

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00:57:59,599 --> 00:58:04,559
huge cigarette smoker. Oh yeah that like, uh, he played

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00:58:04,639 --> 00:58:07,280
that he quit going into his presnency. Nobody quits when

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00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,360
they're about to go into that job.

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Speaker 2: You can't give that up.

1295
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 5: No, we need you smoking. That's what you're used to

1296
00:58:13,159 --> 00:58:15,159
it'll keep you saying. Yeah, you know who else was

1297
00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:20,000
a big cigarette smoker, Laura Bush. Really everybody in certain

1298
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:22,039
circles knew Laura liked her heaters.

1299
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,199
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, good for her. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: During this time, he also wrote a couple of books

1301
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and a few opposition pieces against one Gandhi hated Gandhi.

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Fucking despise God.

1303
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:35,079
Speaker 2: I could see that. So I bet you didn't like

1304
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:39,159
Hindus just randomly like so he's he maybe.

1305
00:58:40,519 --> 00:58:42,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought Gandhi was a hypocrite.

1306
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 5: Probably a lot of people agree.

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Speaker 2: Probably true.

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00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: He's like, you're what's your cause? Playing as this poor man?

1309
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was at he came from a soilty family

1310
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and he was a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: He adopted the whole robe ship.

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, one point and Gandhi, I think it

1313
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,840
went I roll a while back, like a while back,

1314
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,840
just and it does. Everyone's well, like all the fuck

1315
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up shit you wrote about black people when he was

1316
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living in South Africa and stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't fond.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, people are jerks. Yeah,

1319
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people have antiquated views. It happens real quick.

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Speaker 1: Churchill regains a Parliament seat in nineteen thirty one, but

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has given no real position of power. Churchill then goes

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on another North American tour to try and recoup some

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of his financial losses from the Wall Street crash with

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his new book. During this tour, he's hit by a

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car and dragged while crossing Fifth Avenue in New York dragged.

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Speaker 2: How long is he dragged?

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Speaker 1: Quite a bit? But it's because he's not used to

1395
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the way American cars go right. Oh yeah, he looked,

1396
01:02:53,239 --> 01:02:53,920
he looked the wrong way.

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Speaker 5: I bet, I bet in the UK cops are used

1398
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:04,199
to scooping up the Americans out there who weren't ready.

1399
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Speaker 2: Well, not just Americans. Everyone drives on the right side.

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Speaker 5: Australian and in the UK are the only countries I

1401
01:03:09,679 --> 01:03:11,000
can think of that do the left side?

1402
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,559
Speaker 2: Does New Zealand?

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01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:13,119
Speaker 5: Oh?

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01:03:13,239 --> 01:03:16,559
Speaker 2: Probably them too, Yeah, but that's like it. Everyone else

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drives on the right side of the road.

1406
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1407
01:03:18,719 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: Churchill sustained severe bruison and a sprained shoulder, but played

1408
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,159
down the severity of his injuries right in that he could.

1409
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,800
He couldn't understand why he was not broken like an eggshell,

1410
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:32,480
or squashed like a gooseberry.

1411
01:03:32,199 --> 01:03:34,440
Speaker 3: Or just died like his mom did of a broken ankle,

1412
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,840
Like I love that his mom gets a broken ankle

1413
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,880
and dies. He gets hit by a car, fine, and

1414
01:03:40,079 --> 01:03:43,280
dragged through what I assumes still a fair amount of

1415
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,880
horse shit in the streets of New York.

1416
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 5: Oh another thing, like people don't understand how gross cities

1417
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:49,000
were back then.

1418
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,639
Speaker 2: Oh god, up until the nineties.

1419
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, people didn't even bathe like maybe once a week.

1420
01:03:56,519 --> 01:03:59,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember I was saying about this one thing

1421
01:03:59,159 --> 01:04:01,440
I read about, like just apartments in New York. I

1422
01:04:01,719 --> 01:04:04,119
assume most places with the same way. But you, for

1423
01:04:04,239 --> 01:04:07,880
the longest time could a lot of rentals, the cheaper rentals.

1424
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,039
Speaker 5: You know.

1425
01:04:08,159 --> 01:04:10,599
Speaker 3: Now you would see it, dude, they'll and they'll dress

1426
01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:12,719
it up as like a walk up or something like that,

1427
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,000
you know what I mean. But a lot back in

1428
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:16,800
the day, the ones, Uh, they would have fun names

1429
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,400
for it, like a cold water loft or something like that.

1430
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:22,039
Speaker 2: It was just it's just like a lot of apartments,

1431
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:26,119
no hot water. Yeah, so enjoy He.

1432
01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:31,039
Speaker 1: Took an immigrant, took full responsibility for the accident, in

1433
01:04:31,119 --> 01:04:33,840
forming the police that the driver was innocent, secure in

1434
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,039
his release and integrity, and ever, the optimist went to

1435
01:04:39,159 --> 01:04:43,360
the doctor and because it was prohibition, got himself a

1436
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,760
little script for alcohol.

1437
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, how did he even survive in this country?

1438
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1439
01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 5: The drawls alone. Sounds like the withdrawals would have killed them.

1440
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,079
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why you got hit by a car.

1441
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's like, I would rather get hit

1442
01:04:58,159 --> 01:05:01,920
by a car than stay sober, and God intervened.

1443
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:06,559
Speaker 1: In nineteen thirty two, Churchill visits Munich. A proposed meet

1444
01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:10,679
him with Hitler was arranged, but Adolph ultimately declined and

1445
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:14,880
Winston collapsed a few days later, so they were gonna meet.

1446
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,719
Winston was kind of talking to Hitler's boy, and I

1447
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,199
guess Hitler was just like, why the fuck do I

1448
01:05:21,239 --> 01:05:22,599
want to meet Winston Churchill?

1449
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 2: Random fucking guy, some parliament member.

1450
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that. I never heard of this guy, right?

1451
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:32,239
He big timed him. Winston Churchill got big time by Hitler.

1452
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,719
Speaker 5: God, damn like sitting on a bench behind Aaron Rodgers.

1453
01:05:38,199 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 2: Do you think do you think he was jealous that

1454
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:45,239
Winston got his paintings in a museum probably or in

1455
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,639
a gallery.

1456
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,199
Speaker 1: Although he didn't know that because Winston never put his

1457
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,639
name on it. True, true, But Winston collapsed a few

1458
01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:54,920
days later when an ulcer started to hemorrhage. He was

1459
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,280
taken back to London in a nursing home and remained

1460
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,000
there for the A good portion of the year. Hitler

1461
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:03,559
comes to power in nineteen thirty three and Churchill is

1462
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:05,920
pretty vocally against him in British radio.

1463
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 5: He That's the thing about Churchill is from the beginning

1464
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:13,119
he knew Hitler was bad news. A lot of other people,

1465
01:06:13,159 --> 01:06:15,079
even the United States, were like, oh, well, wait and

1466
01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:17,880
see what he does over there then, right right, Churchill

1467
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,480
knew that guy was bad news from the beginning.

1468
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: Not only is Churchill in Parliament, he is writing newspaper columns,

1469
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,760
he's on radio. He's just screaming, like, dude, fuck this guy.

1470
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 3: There was a New York Times headline about Hitler from

1471
01:06:32,039 --> 01:06:35,559
nineteen thirty three that came out the other day.

1472
01:06:35,719 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 5: Oh, they had open members of the Nazi Party of

1473
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,159
the United States. They filled up Madison Square Garden.

1474
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but god damn it.

1475
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:43,239
Speaker 5: What was it?

1476
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,239
Speaker 3: It was just something like along the lines of like

1477
01:06:46,199 --> 01:06:51,039
Hitler not seeking to take dictatorship or something like that,

1478
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,679
Like it was.

1479
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,159
Speaker 5: Sounds like something a dictator would say, right right.

1480
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 1: He also opposed Mussolini's invasion of Ethiopia, feared to Commanism

1481
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,360
in the Spanish Civil War, and just got to write

1482
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,519
and publishing all his thoughts on all the geopolitical chess

1483
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:12,400
moves movement or pieces movement. Nineteen thirty seven, Neville Chamberlain

1484
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:15,800
becomes Prime Minister and in nineteen thirty eight signed the

1485
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:16,679
Munich Agreement.

1486
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,719
Speaker 3: So I actually don't know if we've spoken about this

1487
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,800
on the show before, but Jack, I think you're a perfect,

1488
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,400
perfect person to pick the brain up.

1489
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,199
Speaker 2: There are some people and I haven't read into it.

1490
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,679
So I just heard this theory and.

1491
01:07:28,199 --> 01:07:30,639
Speaker 5: Was the James Buchanan of British history.

1492
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,719
Speaker 3: So that's how he's portrayed. Absolutely unquestionably he should and

1493
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:38,199
maybe he should. I just heard a theory and I

1494
01:07:38,239 --> 01:07:39,760
didn't look into it. So I just think it's an

1495
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:44,239
interesting thought experiment, doesn't I'm not married to it at all.

1496
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:49,559
But that essentially Chamberlain knew that the Germans were ready

1497
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:53,280
for war but the British weren't, and his tactics of

1498
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,519
appeasement were specifically fine time buying time.

1499
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 5: Okay, that's that's that's a sound theory.

1500
01:08:01,719 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 4: I would I would have to actually look into it,

1501
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:07,360
but I was like, if that's true, he was doing

1502
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,760
his best, yeah, because France was ready for war and

1503
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:13,679
France gets a bad rap. Yes, they do no good

1504
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:17,760
go they they had, They had some of the best

1505
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,119
tanks in the world at the time.

1506
01:08:19,239 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 3: The char was goddamn impregnable. The Mage no line gets

1507
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,000
all the love. But like their tanks were excellent, they

1508
01:08:28,079 --> 01:08:32,560
had a large standing army, like they knew what was coming. Yeah, right,

1509
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,159
they were gone door next sitting next to Mordor, they

1510
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:38,239
were the only ones with any sort of fucking realization

1511
01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:39,520
of what they were sitting next to.

1512
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 2: But they essentially.

1513
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,479
Speaker 3: Honestly, the more I think about the Battle of France,

1514
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,720
the invasion of France, the more I just think they

1515
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,159
just got caught with a left hook, you know what

1516
01:08:51,239 --> 01:08:51,520
I mean.

1517
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:55,079
Speaker 5: They blitz I mean they blitzed creak through France the

1518
01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:57,600
same way they did into Poland. And once once you

1519
01:08:58,079 --> 01:08:59,359
penetrate that line.

1520
01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 3: Once you get one, once there's and that's in any war.

1521
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,640
Once there's a breakthrough, it's over. Yeah, it's over.

1522
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,520
Speaker 2: Once the line integrity has gone.

1523
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 5: Like they saw the Germans and threw their hands up.

1524
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,199
They put up a fight, but the Germans that that

1525
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:16,159
that that freaking pointy blitzkrie Go by the arrow method.

1526
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:19,119
Speaker 3: That shit worked, Yeah, and it really it was a

1527
01:09:19,199 --> 01:09:24,119
level of maybe mechanization. They weren't expecting. Yeah, but their

1528
01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:28,319
equipment was excellent. Yeah, and they had a large army

1529
01:09:29,079 --> 01:09:31,880
and the Maginal Line was great. And actually what was

1530
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,960
the one of the points of the Maginal Line was

1531
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,520
so that they're like, why wouldn't they build it across

1532
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,560
Belgium too, And there was sort of like an like

1533
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:42,439
they had like a deal with Belgium, and Belgium didn't

1534
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:43,920
want to like feel like they were going to be

1535
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:44,800
left out in the cold.

1536
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 2: So the Maginal Line. Part of the functionality of it

1537
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:48,800
was it didn't.

1538
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,319
Speaker 3: Have to be manned by many people, so that they

1539
01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:54,239
could free up more troops to man the open area,

1540
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:57,600
you know what I mean. Like and yeah, I think

1541
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,520
they really just got not just they just got something

1542
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:05,079
you weren't expecting, right, it was a surprise left hit

1543
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,199
them right in the perfect spot out.

1544
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they get a bad rap on their actual

1545
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,720
quality of military.

1546
01:10:13,119 --> 01:10:15,640
Speaker 5: We wouldn't have we wouldn't have been successful in retaking

1547
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,159
France either, if it wasn't for the French resistance.

1548
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1549
01:10:19,079 --> 01:10:21,159
Speaker 3: Like, actually, today, I believe it's the anniversary of the

1550
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:23,920
liberation of Paris, the eightieth anniversary. Oh really, yeah, yeah,

1551
01:10:24,119 --> 01:10:26,520
not when you guys are listening to this, but when

1552
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,439
we are recording it.

1553
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 5: I know I know a guy. I know a guy

1554
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:33,039
who's in Paris right now competing in the Paralympics. Oh nice, yeah,

1555
01:10:33,399 --> 01:10:37,079
Jason Trabanski. Do we dominate those? I would imagine right

1556
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:40,600
like if our, if our able body Olympians are killing

1557
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,239
every kicking ass, our Paralympians are probably god I think, yeah, yeah,

1558
01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:44,840
what if there was just.

1559
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: A random nation that dominates, like Chile.

1560
01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, like they're just like they put all their investment

1561
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:51,159
into their Paralympians.

1562
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:53,760
Speaker 3: I mean I could also see China just like cutting

1563
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,920
the limbs off of great athletes just to rack up

1564
01:10:57,079 --> 01:10:59,560
some gold medals in the Paralympics too, Like you're you're

1565
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,560
not good to get into the Olympics, so you lose

1566
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,039
a leg.

1567
01:11:04,119 --> 01:11:06,279
Speaker 1: Or maybe like a South Korean trying to get out

1568
01:11:06,319 --> 01:11:09,800
of mandatory military service disables himself.

1569
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 5: I noticed that North Korea wasn't there because evidently they

1570
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:19,720
don't have handicapped people, not for long. Yeah, the sweet

1571
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:25,560
Sweden there, Their contingent was pretty small too, because they

1572
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,479
practiced eugenics until the seventies and they wiped out a

1573
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:34,560
sizable portion of their population that well, you got it.

1574
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,399
Speaker 1: There's a there was an article not that long ago

1575
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:39,439
about Iceland where it's like, how Iceland solved down.

1576
01:11:41,079 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 5: Cured down. You mean you did eugenics sterilized, force sterilized people.

1577
01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:46,279
Speaker 2: Well, they didn't force sterilize it.

1578
01:11:46,319 --> 01:11:48,600
Speaker 3: But any time they found out the Downson and stuff

1579
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,520
just up boarded the kid, which I think you don't

1580
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,720
find out that early.

1581
01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 1: I would have to look down. Now, let's get it,

1582
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,199
let's move on.

1583
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,159
Speaker 2: I want to talk about abortion.

1584
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:04,520
Speaker 1: The Munich Agreement allowed Hitler to annex the Sudettinland. Churchill

1585
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,600
called this a total embarrassment and defeat and used it

1586
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,359
as a platform to create a national coalition in game

1587
01:12:10,399 --> 01:12:15,000
popularity around the country. He's so he's on Chamberlain's kind

1588
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:19,760
of cabinet, but is very outspoken against Chamberlain. In nineteen

1589
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,399
thirty nine, when Britain finally declares war on Germany, Chamberlain

1590
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:27,560
appoints Churchill on his war cabinet. After the Allies prevented

1591
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:31,239
the German occupation of Norway, a vote of no confidence

1592
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:36,399
came about in Chamberlain. German forces then invaded Belgium, Luxembourg

1593
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:40,279
and the Netherlands. Pressure continues from the Labor Party to

1594
01:12:40,319 --> 01:12:44,560
get Neville the fuck out and he finally resigns but

1595
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,479
rides for Churchill to take his place, which they're actually

1596
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:48,920
okay with.

1597
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,520
Speaker 2: I have a question.

1598
01:12:51,399 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 5: I know British politics are different than American politics. Liberal

1599
01:12:55,039 --> 01:12:58,760
Party there in the Conservative Party there doesn't necessarily translate

1600
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:03,000
one hundred percent into our Republican Democrat parties. But what

1601
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,279
what would the Labor Party be closer to in the

1602
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,039
in the American political system.

1603
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:09,800
Speaker 2: I think Labor's Democrat Democrats.

1604
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,359
Speaker 5: They're Democrat, that makes sense.

1605
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:15,279
Speaker 1: Union Labor Tory is conservative.

1606
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,520
Speaker 5: But they have that. That's what they have a lot

1607
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,920
more parties than we do.

1608
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 3: And also they're just it's just a different Like I

1609
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:22,680
was saying this some of the other days, like oh yeah,

1610
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,800
you talk about like conservatives winning elections in Europe. These

1611
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,159
are people who will never get rid of nationalized health care,

1612
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:33,359
will never legalize guns. Like there's just so many things

1613
01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:36,119
where it's like you're basically only socially conservative at that

1614
01:13:36,199 --> 01:13:40,000
point because you're because you you know, you can't even

1615
01:13:40,199 --> 01:13:43,720
couldn't even begin to privatize like health care or something

1616
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,760
like that that people would never stand for it. So

1617
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,640
you which is like private or public. Making anything public

1618
01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:54,119
is uh anti conservative. Yeah, so all you are at

1619
01:13:54,159 --> 01:13:57,560
that point is like socially conservative pretty much. I don't

1620
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:58,199
know what else you'd be.

1621
01:13:58,279 --> 01:14:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh, and economically comes down a chair Chill and Lord Halifax,

1622
01:14:02,279 --> 01:14:05,079
who didn't really seem super enthusaize of the occasion anyway.

1623
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:08,560
So by default Churchill just kind of takes over as

1624
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:09,199
prime minister.

1625
01:14:09,319 --> 01:14:12,199
Speaker 5: He gets elected a happy accident.

1626
01:14:12,359 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

1627
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:17,079
Speaker 3: Also, is this a situation, as Jack was saying earlier,

1628
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,199
we like to use college football analogies. Is this the

1629
01:14:19,279 --> 01:14:23,199
sort of situation where you just hire an asshole because

1630
01:14:23,239 --> 01:14:24,880
you know you're about to get sanctions?

1631
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You don't want to make

1632
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,920
a good hire yet, No, you're just leaving it too.

1633
01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:32,319
Speaker 1: It's not that it's just he's really the only guy

1634
01:14:32,399 --> 01:14:37,840
that's that wants the job. Everybody else is like run

1635
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,199
the country.

1636
01:14:38,279 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone else is a bitch, And it's like, I'm

1637
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afraid to run the country.

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Speaker 1: And Churchill was like, I was kind of made it

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for this, all right.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes he steps up.

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Speaker 5: What it is?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes people with irrational confidence are mostly awful.

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Speaker 5: That's why America does so good. Yeah, things we're irrationally

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confident people.

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Speaker 1: And this is probably why Churchill is one of the

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goats in England. He's got that, he got that, he's

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got that American in him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: On May tenth, nineteen forty, Winston Churchill with the Germans

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at the gates and in the midst of war becomes

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Prime Minister of the UK. And uh, that's where the

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story ends for us here. I mean, obviously does he win.

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He does win.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, wh and but I mean can I yeah, yeah,

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I mean, if you want to like kind of after

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he got Britain out of one of the worst fucking

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01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:36,479
situations they've ever been in, and he saw them through

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01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,279
to the end of the war, they were quick to

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get rid of him.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's only a wartime Consiiclary, you know what

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01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,880
I mean, it's not a peacetime type of guy. I

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01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:48,840
wonder if they were worried about him being a little horny.

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01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 2: To go after the Soviets he was.

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01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, again, could have saved us a lot of troubles.

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Speaker 2: Well I guess not really. I mean, we we beat

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01:15:58,399 --> 01:15:59,000
him with out.

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Speaker 5: It turning it out, okay, yeah, yeah for the most part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was gonna say without firing a shot,

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but we could probably count Vietnam, in Korea, Afghanistan.

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Speaker 1: And like I said, we're not going to cover any

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01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,960
of the things he does in World War Two, except

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01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,399
I got a little story that's entertaining enough to kind

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01:16:16,399 --> 01:16:21,399
of lead us out here. So while Churchill visited the

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US and went to the White House to hang out

1676
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:27,079
with FDR have a couple of meetings, he had several

1677
01:16:27,239 --> 01:16:32,399
naked incidents. He loved to walk around naked. On one occasion,

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01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:36,319
he supposedly encountered the ghost of Abraham Lincoln while in

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his birthday suit.

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Speaker 5: I love that Abe Lincoln was in the UK. No, no, no,

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the White House.

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01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a thing, like it is said that

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01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,399
Abe Lincoln. Yeah.

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01:16:48,399 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 1: So apparently, while he was walking around in his birthday suit,

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01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,640
he came across the ghost of Abe Lincoln in the

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01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,960
White House. They stared at each other for some time

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01:16:57,239 --> 01:17:01,279
before Lincoln politely dipped cap and walked away.

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01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:02,520
Speaker 5: You got a nice cock.

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01:17:05,239 --> 01:17:09,039
Speaker 1: President Franklin Roosevelt also saw him naked, along with several

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01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:11,720
White House staff members during his twenty four day visit

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01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:15,399
in nineteen forty one. Churchill had just taken his bath

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01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,920
and was pacing around nude. When Roosevelt came in, the

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01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,760
President quickly tried to leave, but Churchill told him not to,

1694
01:17:22,079 --> 01:17:24,640
declaring that he was clearly that he clearly had nothing

1695
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:30,239
to hide to his closest ally. Ha. So that is

1696
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,760
the story of the rise of the Lion, the Last Lion,

1697
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:36,159
the American Lion, whatever you wanna call him.

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01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,479
Speaker 2: I like I called him the American. Let's take credit.

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01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,079
Speaker 1: Let's I want to take credit for Churchill.

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01:17:40,159 --> 01:17:40,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:17:40,399 --> 01:17:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you guys learn today?

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01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 3: You actually reminded me of that Lincoln story. I forgot

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01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,399
that Churchill saw Lincoln's ghost, but I didn't realize that

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01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:53,359
Churchill saw combat.

1705
01:17:53,399 --> 01:17:55,640
Speaker 1: Actually, I didn't know a lot of combat. Yeah, I

1706
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:59,159
didn't realize that re entered combat. Yeah, I know he

1707
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:01,319
had had a cushy position. He's like, you know what,

1708
01:18:02,039 --> 01:18:03,239
I need to get back into war.

1709
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 5: I didn't know that he was such a nudist.

1710
01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:11,359
Speaker 3: I guess he didn't only liked. I also didn't realize

1711
01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:14,840
he religiously cross dressed, as I said.

1712
01:18:15,079 --> 01:18:17,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, Actually, you know what I want to change my

1713
01:18:17,199 --> 01:18:19,079
answer that was, I didn't know that that he had

1714
01:18:19,119 --> 01:18:21,359
such a fascination with Yeah.

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01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,119
Speaker 1: Found out his mom was a whore.

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01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,239
Speaker 2: Yeah he found out.

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01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:26,359
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.

1718
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we found out. Yeah, I didn't know his

1719
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:29,880
mom was a dirty, dirty slut.

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01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 1: A lot of things like his childhood has rise to power.

1721
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,800
That's pretty interesting and honestly more interested than the stuff

1722
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,119
that happened to World War Two. Obviously not as important,

1723
01:18:38,279 --> 01:18:40,399
but softcore history man.

1724
01:18:40,479 --> 01:18:44,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he made his uh fun fact about Churchill.

1725
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:47,840
He made his famous iron curtain speech in Missouri. Oh really,

1726
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:50,600
in some little town in Missouri that I forget the

1727
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,239
name of it starts of.

1728
01:18:51,239 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 1: A W but stuttering his little dick off.

1729
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 3: Yeah he They mark it to this day like it's

1730
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,199
like it. But yeah, he made his iron curtain speech

1731
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:00,720
in Missouri. I think it was because woman was president

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01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:01,560
and they were there because of that.

1733
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,560
Speaker 1: If I recall correctly, who is today's Hitler?

1734
01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:05,359
Speaker 2: Hitler?

1735
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,359
Speaker 1: I guess anybody but Hitler?

1736
01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,560
Speaker 2: Uh who is today's Hitler.

1737
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:13,399
Speaker 5: It sounded like the only real negative thing that influenced

1738
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:14,760
his life was his crazy father.

1739
01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:18,159
Speaker 2: No, his mom, dude, his mom mind sucks. Well.

1740
01:19:18,199 --> 01:19:21,119
Speaker 1: I can't really blame her though, too, because her husband's

1741
01:19:21,279 --> 01:19:22,560
just fucking the chambermaid.

1742
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 2: I'm talking about raising her children in any meaningful way.

1743
01:19:27,039 --> 01:19:28,199
Speaker 5: But that was the norm back then.

1744
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:34,239
Speaker 2: I guess still your your son's like please, mummy, please, his.

1745
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:37,600
Speaker 1: Dad had mercury poison on his brain and just yelling

1746
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:44,000
to go to the combat killer roll killer himdu pop up?

1747
01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:46,039
Speaker 2: Would you like to take a walk in the guardroom?

1748
01:19:46,159 --> 01:19:48,520
Kill me a Hindu? And then it's just all right.

1749
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,680
Speaker 5: We could be balls and say that Gandhi.

1750
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say church in Churchill's mind is

1751
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,399
probably Gandhi.

1752
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Churchill's like, God, what a dick?

1753
01:19:58,439 --> 01:19:59,079
Speaker 5: Uh man.

1754
01:19:59,319 --> 01:20:02,199
Speaker 1: I also learned Teddy did. I would have thought Teddy

1755
01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:03,960
and him would have been pals.

1756
01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:06,520
Speaker 5: You made a good point. Sometimes when people are too similar,

1757
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,399
it's like when parents and children butt heads. Sometimes you're

1758
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:11,479
button heads with yourself.

1759
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's today's episode. Thanks for tuning in, ladies

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01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:19,359
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01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,039
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01:20:38,359 --> 01:20:41,600
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1773
01:20:48,079 --> 01:20:48,920
about the reviews.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is.

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01:20:50,359 --> 01:20:52,600
Speaker 3: I was actually just looking at the Top Comedy one today.

1776
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,560
We're on History, not Comedy with the Top Comedy one

1777
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:59,359
today and number five had one episode sick and like

1778
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eighty reviews. But I think it had gotten those.

1779
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Speaker 1: Eighties manipulated the algorithm. Yeah, and then I'm on Spotify

1780
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,039
for some reason, I can't change it. I think we're

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01:21:08,039 --> 01:21:09,479
sports still because.

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Speaker 2: For free we have our it's the feed from our

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old college.

1784
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:17,279
Speaker 1: Old college football show. Yeah yeah, unofficial visit, So I

1785
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:17,600
want to.

1786
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,039
Speaker 2: I'll listen to that when I get through all the

1787
01:21:19,079 --> 01:21:19,880
softcore episodes.

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Speaker 1: It's gone well. If you like college football talk from

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01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:26,199
six years ago, it's also gone so okay. Anyway, four

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Rob Fox and Jack Mandeville, I'm damn Chester and you

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just guess all serve