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<v Speaker 1>Ontaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j R. Are all right, time to crack open idiotology

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<v Speaker 1>for the week.

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<v Speaker 2>And see what pops up on this Saint Patty's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Saint Patrick's Day, everybody. I think it's taken a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of a lot of people getting hit off

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<v Speaker 3>guard with it because it's on a Monday, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and like you said earlier, because a lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>did Saint Patty's stuff over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I had a party to go to yesterday and

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<v Speaker 3>I just I couldn't pull it off after doing Friday

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<v Speaker 3>and then Saturday, I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I think, I'm just gonna take it easy.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, since we have somewhat of a high drama

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<v Speaker 1>situation unfolding to wrap up the Players Championship TPC, with

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<v Speaker 1>the three whole Aggregate playoff taking place this morning starting

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<v Speaker 1>at nine between JJ spawn and Rory McElroy, i'd bring

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<v Speaker 1>in a golf related story for idiotology. Mm hmm. A

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<v Speaker 1>historic fort in Suffolk County, England has been severely damaged

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<v Speaker 1>after someone smacked forty golf balls into it. Somebody was

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<v Speaker 1>driving golf balls, I guess big grassy field outside of

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<v Speaker 1>this fort, and they were knocking them in the direction

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<v Speaker 1>of the fort, trying to knock them over the walls

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<v Speaker 1>and into the courtyard inside, is what the theory is. However,

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<v Speaker 1>they kept hitting the walls and the windows. Forty of

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<v Speaker 1>the golf balls failed to make it over the fort's walls,

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<v Speaker 1>rather smacking into the side and causing varying decrees of

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<v Speaker 1>damage to the mortar on the outer wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got a pretty horrible golfer. There is what

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<v Speaker 2>you got.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to and a lot of people that play

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<v Speaker 3>golf in the area would know this. There was at

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<v Speaker 3>the Winter Park Pines there was and is and don't

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<v Speaker 3>do this, people do not do it billboard okay, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think currently it might have a John Morgan head

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<v Speaker 3>on it. Right Pat, here is the tea box. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is like a seventh.

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<v Speaker 2>Hole or so Winter pur Fines.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's the tea box, and then right next to

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<v Speaker 3>it is four thirty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. And right there is that billboard.

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<v Speaker 3>And people in high school out of high school, like

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<v Speaker 3>when I was in high school, people in when I

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<v Speaker 3>was in college, and then even you know recently in

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<v Speaker 3>the last several years, would hit golf balls at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem is if you missed that sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Right in the highway in the four thirty six Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, guess what else one of our billboards was

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<v Speaker 2>up there. I bet there are a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>taking aim of that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, we were golf one time. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>holy cow, that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>That was back.

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<v Speaker 1>I will that was back when they used to put

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<v Speaker 1>up billboards for this radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>Those were the days. Wow, that was nice. It sounded

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<v Speaker 2>a bitter listen. Just it's just not a financial reality anyboard.

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<v Speaker 3>No, of course for any most radio shues. But the

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<v Speaker 3>billboard that was up there, I won't even go into it,

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<v Speaker 3>but you can guess it's one that Uh it was legendary.

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<v Speaker 3>We had yeah, three boobs, I little bit of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. My favorite was the head up your ass. It

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<v Speaker 2>lasted two days, but then in there two days and

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<v Speaker 2>there's still one stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're there were for years. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of our billboards that were up on the turnpike

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<v Speaker 1>uh in Ostiola County, like headed towards Ehaw Junction that

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be touched because there were nests on top eagle

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<v Speaker 1>nests yet and it was fun. This is in the

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<v Speaker 1>time when we were fired, and again the billboards were

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<v Speaker 1>mained up almost the entire time we were fired.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a little behind the scenes baseball as they say.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh, yeah, so it was the best ever. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember driving and you had the same experience going on

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<v Speaker 3>a road trip and calling each other yep, signs are

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<v Speaker 3>still up, And then Pat went about a year later.

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<v Speaker 2>Still up. I think, I don't know if it's still there.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually those signs got blown down in a hurricane, and

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<v Speaker 1>there are a new or more modern signs that have

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<v Speaker 1>been erected since.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, I gota digital stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, California startup has drawn the attention of the FDA

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<v Speaker 1>and the Food and Drug Administration isn't happy about their

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<v Speaker 1>injectable cannabis.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, run that by me. We went more time.

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<v Speaker 1>A California startup has drawn the attention of the FDA

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<v Speaker 1>and the Food and Drug Administration isn't thrilled with this

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<v Speaker 1>startup's new offering of injectable cannabis.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was the part that I wanted to do. Run,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, not the whole thing, so injectable cannabis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually CBD, uh, you know, extracted from cannabis. But

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<v Speaker 1>the word injectable is the term here that has got

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<v Speaker 1>the FDA's attentional.

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<v Speaker 2>So people are shooting up cbd.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what this company claims is completely safe and effective.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see if you were doing some kind of

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<v Speaker 3>high faluting barbecue or you shove it. You know that

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<v Speaker 3>big old, god awful looking injection needle that people use

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<v Speaker 3>when barbecuing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm talking about, right, Yes, I owned

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<v Speaker 2>several of them. Yeah, loading up some CBD in there

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<v Speaker 2>that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I see my buddies shoot up iraq of

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<v Speaker 3>ribs and it kind of starts shooting out bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's just I'm not really that afraid of needles.

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<v Speaker 3>That thing's just big. That's a big gauge. It reminds

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<v Speaker 3>me of the one they stuck in my knee all

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<v Speaker 3>the time to drain the juices.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's lovely. Remember, injecting anything into your bloodstream comes

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<v Speaker 1>with risks. Thus, the FDA is like, hey, maybe there

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<v Speaker 1>should be some testing done on this. Let's see where

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<v Speaker 1>that goes. Finally, this in California a bit of a mystery,

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<v Speaker 1>as a murder of crows was apparently murdered. More than

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred crows were shot to death in the Westchester

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<v Speaker 1>part of Los Angeles, and the shooter is well a

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<v Speaker 1>mystery at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>For those that didn't hear a murder of crows as

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<v Speaker 3>a flock, kind of like a flock of seagulls.

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<v Speaker 2>To play this audio here, but you'd be a little

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<v Speaker 2>more insight on this. But is it on that pot

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<v Speaker 2>or one of these over here? No, I was having

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<v Speaker 2>an issue with this earlier. Let me see if this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna work again here. Yeah, he does to suck.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good. You have one more whorl here.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the whole block in neighborhood is feeling pretty

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<v Speaker 4>freaked out about it. You know, it's crows, but how

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<v Speaker 4>long until it escalates to pets and children or maybe

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<v Speaker 4>the rest of us, or perhaps a bullet ricochets off

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<v Speaker 4>of something. Sometimes you hear up it goes over your head.

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<v Speaker 4>I was out here with the neighbor the other day.

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<v Speaker 4>She was walking her dog and she.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't Yeah, this has happened multiple times now.

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<v Speaker 4>Act because she heard the noise come from above. We

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<v Speaker 4>had an easter ecun out here, lost easter with all

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<v Speaker 4>the kids on the block and it was just a rampage.

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<v Speaker 4>There were fourteen fifteen birds. They were falling everywhere, the

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<v Speaker 4>kids were screaming. We rushed everybody inside.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got what we have is a crow vigilante here,

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob Roman, Los Angeles killing crows.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy would love it in Florida with the seagulls.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, think about it, and I think that most

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<v Speaker 3>people that's what they should have a hunting season on,

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<v Speaker 3>not black bear seagulls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think most people here.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be white happy if you wipe them out. What

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<v Speaker 3>do they do?

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<v Speaker 2>I know? And people say, you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>They call them rat with wings and there's all these

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<v Speaker 3>different names, but seagull.

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<v Speaker 2>The garbage jump wouldn't be the same without seagulls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what, There's plenty of eagles out there and vultures.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure seagulls do serve a very valid reason in

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<v Speaker 1>the ecosystem. Yeah, and I'm sure we're about to find

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<v Speaker 1>out down the road. It's gonna be oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Seagulls the whole time were good.

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<v Speaker 3>They were beneficial for the anacondas because they ate them.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Then we don't want unless you got buns

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<v Speaker 2>hun Sorry, we'll let your.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking on demand.

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