Speaker 1: Whoa oh oh my, oh my goodness, I'm on two feet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, I do that anime? Yeah thing. I
Speaker 1: just thought that was something humans, I said, humans, Is
Speaker 1: this really how we talk once we become anthropomorphic? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh oh goodness, Oh you're a wife? Goodness? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: do you feel any pain? I well, I mean you
Speaker 1: did get shot like seven times. But well, I I
Speaker 1: guess when I transformed, my claws came out, and I
Speaker 1: don't think he's getting back up. That's a that's more
Speaker 1: than just a flesh wound. Are you well, yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker 1: I am. You didn't see what I saw. No, this
Speaker 1: isn't a fever. No, you're not dying. No, this isn't
Speaker 1: a fever dream, you're not. For the love of God,
Speaker 1: high deep breaths, I saw that you were being robbed,
Speaker 1: and I just gave my most earnest wish to the
Speaker 1: furry godmother. Furry Godmother, Well, we all have one, but
Speaker 1: they don't always listen. But if you have the purest
Speaker 1: of hearts whenever, then you can well wish for something.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'd give up one of my nine
Speaker 1: lives in order to give you yours back. Well, on though.
Speaker 1: You keep insisting on giving me freaking feline feasts and
Speaker 1: I'm not the biggest fan of that. Why do you
Speaker 1: go to the Dollar General for my food? I'm just saying, lie,
Speaker 1: there's a pet Smart down Yonder and they have the
Speaker 1: Rachel race stuff, but you keep insisting on giving me
Speaker 1: this cheap gunk. Then you wonder why I like to
Speaker 1: I like to clo out of my CaTiO and go
Speaker 1: get one of those go get those tweeted birds. You
Speaker 1: wonder why that happens. But that's neither here nor there. AnyWho.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling well? I mean, given up one
Speaker 1: of my life should have completely yielded you so well.
Speaker 1: I've actually never used any of mine. I've been fairly
Speaker 1: careful of that. And you're a little bit of a helicopter,
Speaker 1: you know, pet parent. You never really let me out
Speaker 1: of your sight, so I've been relatively sheltered. But I've
Speaker 1: grown to lack you, even though you keep calling me
Speaker 1: a good girl, and I don't know how that works
Speaker 1: for me. You know, well, no think about okay, I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with dogs, you take care of them and they worship you.
Speaker 1: They're stupid. This is why cats are smart. You bring
Speaker 1: me food and resources and make my life as happy
Speaker 1: as possible, and in return, I occasionally let you give
Speaker 1: me a nice pet. And I'm not just per next
Speaker 1: to you. If you're feeling really lucky, and if I
Speaker 1: really am in need of any attention at any point
Speaker 1: in time, I'll pounce on you. And what the hell
Speaker 1: are you going to do about it? Anyhow? I've grown
Speaker 1: to enjoy your company and I wouldn't want to lose you.
Speaker 1: And also just heard terrible thing about shelters. I do
Speaker 1: not need to be a shelter cat. So if giving
Speaker 1: up one of my lives brought you back, it was
Speaker 1: worth it. Plus, you're really cute. Well, I mean for
Speaker 1: a houman, you're really really cute. I've always I've always
Speaker 1: enjoyed you, the way your hands go up and down
Speaker 1: my spine, and I love to just take my head
Speaker 1: and tossing it into You're always so warm and I'm
Speaker 1: always so cold. Oh there's that dog again. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you keep him around. All he does is
Speaker 1: tell you whether or not you got ups or usps
Speaker 1: or FedEx doesn't showed up. Hmm. Yeah, the Amazon delivery
Speaker 1: God and him are not friends. I guess. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could have always told me that you wanted me
Speaker 1: to alert you and someone's here, I probably still wouldn't know,
Speaker 1: especially if I was napping. What sorry, I was just
Speaker 1: thinking about going to take a nap. Huh Well okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll I I always wanted to be more human esque.
Speaker 1: I mean, negoes exist hello and I know that? What? No? No? Like, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: What do you think anime is designed to do. It's
Speaker 1: to train you on what actually exists. The government doesn't
Speaker 1: want you to know about, so they make it seem like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a good tooon Google looking for it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like entire tr echoes running around. Well yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: it's whenever the furry Godmother, the furry Godmother. We went
Speaker 1: over this already. If you do something super selfless as
Speaker 1: a cat, you get turned into a necho. And yet
Speaker 1: well no, they can procreate. But this is how original
Speaker 1: nechoes were created. You do something selfless, giving up one
Speaker 1: of my lives so that you can continue on consider selfless.
Speaker 1: So now I'm a necho now, and now I canna
Speaker 1: we canna be together? Maybe, oh, come on any other time.
Speaker 1: I get next year and start purring. You absolutely love it.
Speaker 1: He's snuggling closer to me, and take go ahead, take
Speaker 1: that hand and just slide it down on my neck
Speaker 1: and my back and pull me close in front ice
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. See,
Speaker 1: this is what I've always dreamed of, becoming an actual
Speaker 1: necho catgirl and just getting real snuggily close to you
Speaker 1: and mmm telling you good boyfriend once a. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that right there, that is just getting nice. Get
Speaker 1: your scretches and oh see, I love that when you
Speaker 1: scratch me right at the base of my tail. I
Speaker 1: love that you are absolutely magnent the way you make
Speaker 1: me feel on the average. And what well, No, I
Speaker 1: understand it's difficult knowing exactly what to feed us uh
Speaker 1: kitty cats, but I'm gonna make sure we have good
Speaker 1: food from now on. Way more salmon in our diet. Oh,
Speaker 1: some tuna is good, but you want to watch how
Speaker 1: much tuny you have to But some chicken? What? No,
Speaker 1: why would you think I want unseasoned chicken. I eat
Speaker 1: unseasoned chicken if you put it performing, because we'll have to.
Speaker 1: But I do know quite a bit about some different spices.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, you see, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: That's another thing that us cats like to do. Every
Speaker 1: couple of months when they're there's a full moon, we
Speaker 1: like to simmy outside. We'll often go help our friends
Speaker 1: escape and also help put them back someone knows. And
Speaker 1: I love to go up to the restaurants and we
Speaker 1: go digging through the dumpsters and whatnot, and we find
Speaker 1: some delicious meals. I have so many tastes and flavors
Speaker 1: in my mouth that I can't wait to recreate. What No,
Speaker 1: I'm not quite too certain on that flavor. What does
Speaker 1: it taste like? Savory? Really? You wouldn't think something that would?
Speaker 1: Is that a sauce? More like a batter? Okay, baby batter? Okay?
Speaker 1: I don't know more than welling to try what? Wait
Speaker 1: a second, is you? Is this you flirting back with me?
Speaker 1: Oh that I may not fully understand what it is
Speaker 1: that you're trying to say, But uh, I think I'm
Speaker 1: picking up what you're putting down. And oh no, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's you being woozy from having fallen again.
Speaker 1: You got the got my life back. You should be
Speaker 1: completely healed, though I can think of a different type
Speaker 1: of healing that you might be interested in. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I forgot. I guess I usually have a little bit
Speaker 1: more of a sandpapery tongue. But let's just say I'm
Speaker 1: pretty thirsty right now, if you know what I mean. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess if you're thirsty, you wouldn't have such a
Speaker 1: salivated tongue. Well, my, I'll definitely say it's pretty juicy,
Speaker 1: juicy in that region right now, and it's getting quite
Speaker 1: juicy in others, if you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: how about we go. I think you're gonna end up
Speaker 1: needing a full body exam to make sure that that
Speaker 1: last took real good control of you. What, Okay, slow
Speaker 1: it down. So but you just showed that you're interested
Speaker 1: in me. Well, then I told you I've been dreaming
Speaker 1: of this day forever, so I'm kind of excited to
Speaker 1: just try to try to Oh no, that's actually kind
Speaker 1: of sweet. So no, I agree. We should probably sew
Speaker 1: it down so that this passion doesn't burn out too quickly,
Speaker 1: because I don't just want something for now. I want
Speaker 1: something that's gonna last. I've loved you, and honestly, had
Speaker 1: the Furry Godmother not had she not stepped in. When
Speaker 1: she did, I would have absolutely given my life to
Speaker 1: save yours. You did. You did see him fling me
Speaker 1: across the room, and then that's when he shot you.
Speaker 1: And that's when I knew that you loved me enough
Speaker 1: to where you were trying to defend your kiddy cat. Well,
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. I'm absolutely down to seven laughs. No,
Speaker 1: I absolutely lost my own. But it's part of what
Speaker 1: the furry Godmother did. In order to become a necho,
Speaker 1: you have to do something selfless. You also have to
Speaker 1: give up one of your lives. I was dying anyway,
Speaker 1: so but I still had it, so it was kind
Speaker 1: of a two fer. They usually will do that, at
Speaker 1: least that's what the lore says. If you're on your
Speaker 1: way out, they will take the life that you're about
Speaker 1: to lose anyways because it is still active, and use
Speaker 1: it because what you're willing to do for someone else
Speaker 1: is precious. Usually it's kind of a last life kind
Speaker 1: of thing, like you're down to two and you're about
Speaker 1: to lose yours, and you give the only life that
Speaker 1: you have left. So in theory, you would be completely
Speaker 1: gone to save someone, but this counted too, since you're
Speaker 1: such a good person. The sad thing is is you
Speaker 1: don't see it. You think just because the world has
Speaker 1: been so dark to you and it's caused you to
Speaker 1: have such dark thoughts. Oh, come on, all those late
Speaker 1: not discord chats you have and everything. I look over
Speaker 1: your shoulder. I've learned how to read English. You think
Speaker 1: that pets don't know how to read they have proven.
Speaker 1: There's this dog on Instagram called Benny and Nike that
Speaker 1: she presses buttons in order to talk so she can
Speaker 1: actually communicate, prove she understands what you're saying. We understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying, and we can absolutely learn those little
Speaker 1: symbols you guys call letters. Anyways, why don't we still
Speaker 1: maybe if we don't go back to your bed, how
Speaker 1: about we go over to the couch and cuddle for
Speaker 1: old time stays. I can sit in your lap, and
Speaker 1: you can take that hand and put it on the
Speaker 1: back of my head and we can just watch some
Speaker 1: Homeward Bound or something. Oh, come on, I love me
Speaker 1: some sassy Come on, baby, let's just do it. Hey guy,
Speaker 1: I've seen Alexander here. Inspiration for this video is I'm
Speaker 1: not a cat, even though despote what Vail who is
Speaker 1: also a va. Oh my goodness, Rockie, Sorry, that is
Speaker 1: my dog. He's a burn a doodle and he is
Speaker 1: just he's a puppy. Still, he's he does not like
Speaker 1: when I shut this door in order to record, so
Speaker 1: he's outside. They're in a little bit of a fit. Anyways.
Speaker 1: Inspiration for this video. I love the movie Home Abound
Speaker 1: and actually just recently rewatched it, and it thought of
Speaker 1: Sassy and I do have a series where the dog
Speaker 1: turns into a dog girl, so I thought having a
Speaker 1: cat turned into a necho would be kind of interesting
Speaker 1: and the different ways animals express themselves. And maybe at
Speaker 1: some point I'll get another actress to act like the
Speaker 1: other one and bring them together, or we could do
Speaker 1: some sort of like free Friday thing. I think that
Speaker 1: could be really fun, but also has inspiration for my
Speaker 1: real life too, while I don't have nine lives. There
Speaker 1: really was a buriler that broke in when me and
Speaker 1: my ex lived together, and I got up because I
Speaker 1: heard them. I'm very hyper vigilant because of trauma. Oh
Speaker 1: fun times, and I heard something and while he was sleeping,
Speaker 1: and I went to go check on it, and right
Speaker 1: as I entered into the room. The guy like had
Speaker 1: dipped around a corner and just got the jump on me,
Speaker 1: and oh goodness, slam into my head into the wall.
Speaker 1: And then that's when my ex heard what was going on,
Speaker 1: hopped up and he did actually get shot, but he
Speaker 1: got shot non by the like his arms or whatnot,
Speaker 1: and in him getting like the guy turned to shoot him,
Speaker 1: I was able to actually like hit the guy's arm
Speaker 1: knock the gun out of his hand, and the guy
Speaker 1: ended up running off, and so I had to call
Speaker 1: the cop. So you could say I saved his life
Speaker 1: if you want to, But like, I don't think the
Speaker 1: guy even meant to shoot him. I think the gun
Speaker 1: went off with that. I think it was one of
Speaker 1: those he has a gun in order to scare people,
Speaker 1: but he didn't mean to shoot him. So anyways, a
Speaker 1: combination of that and everyone on the discords over constantly
Speaker 1: calling me a cat, and then the ongoing joke that
Speaker 1: whenever I'm live streaming, I use my YouTuber model, I
Speaker 1: turn her into a cat, and I go, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny to bake it a cat girl
Speaker 1: kind of retell that story, and bang, here we are,
Speaker 1: And I also really have been wanting to use the
Speaker 1: word furry godmother for the longest time. I plan to
Speaker 1: do a part two of this this even if this
Speaker 1: video doesn't do well, in which I'm going to get
Speaker 1: dream Audio Va to play my furry godmother. She doesn't
Speaker 1: know that yet. She's gonna die when she hears that,
Speaker 1: because I'm basically just giving her lines to record and
Speaker 1: she doesn't know. And why am I saying this? And
Speaker 1: this because she never listens to my outdrows or my videos,
Speaker 1: so she'll have no idea. Anyways, I love you, guys,
Speaker 1: and I will see you in the next video. Bye.