Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Were they looking for a tip or something like that? Yes,
Speaker 2: it was, uh, did you get I do?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: I have not?
Speaker 1: Free read this one Earth Science for twelve hundred dollars science.
Speaker 1: Everyday life takes place in this lowest layer of the
Speaker 1: atmosphere that fits us humans to a T tea in quotations,
Speaker 1: which means the answer starts with a T, the toposphere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, why.
Speaker 1: Do you say you always do that? Don't you always
Speaker 1: second guess yourself?
Speaker 2: I wasn't coming in.
Speaker 1: You think you're just guessing or pissing into the wind
Speaker 1: with your answers, and you're not.
Speaker 2: We can't say that, Oh, we can't say wind.
Speaker 3: Hi, Gary and Shannon. Back in the late seventies, I
Speaker 3: used to work at McDonald's and where I worked, after
Speaker 3: the football game, everybody came to my McDonald's. So I
Speaker 3: would say, my friends working really are and I too,
Speaker 3: with a banned uniform on, came to help my friends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's what you.
Speaker 2: Do, That's what you do.
Speaker 6: You don't get two hundred and four thousand dollars. Exactly.
Speaker 6: That's just what you do.
Speaker 2: I mean, the kid hit the lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, could you imagine a kid walking into his
Speaker 1: place of employment, like a service place like that, seeing
Speaker 1: his buddies that he works with slammed, and then just
Speaker 1: walking out saying see you later.
Speaker 6: I imagine it. Yes, yeah, we have we have bread
Speaker 6: a lot of a holes in.
Speaker 2: This in this place.
Speaker 5: I hope I don't know any of those children.
Speaker 2: What else is going on? Time for what's happening.
Speaker 6: One of the stories that we mentioned yesterday and that
Speaker 6: continues to make headlines is the story of the three
Speaker 6: young sisters who were found dead this week, several days
Speaker 6: after their mother reported them missing. Their fire a thirty
Speaker 6: two year old Travis Decker, wanted on first three murder charges,
Speaker 6: obviously in the connection in connection to killing his daughters
Speaker 6: somewhere loose in Washington State, although the expectations he could
Speaker 6: be anywhere by now because of the time that has
Speaker 6: gone by. Washington State issued an endangered missing person's advisory
Speaker 6: for the girls on Saturday, but not an Amber alert,
Speaker 6: and mom is now saying that had there been an
Speaker 6: Amber alert, she believes it may have saved the lives
Speaker 6: of her three daughters. Now, there's no way she could
Speaker 6: know that for sure. But the endangered Missing Person's advisory
Speaker 6: in Washington State does not send a text message to
Speaker 6: all cell phones, and an AMBER alert would in the
Speaker 6: area that surrounds or the area surrounding the location of
Speaker 6: the crime in the last known location of these girls.
Speaker 6: A spokesperson for Washington State Patrol, which would be in
Speaker 6: charge of that, is not immediately common on why they
Speaker 6: didn't do an amberiler.
Speaker 1: Well, it's been a noticeably audibly quiet in the feud
Speaker 1: between the President and Elon Musk. One of the well
Speaker 1: self described bombs that Elon Musk dropped when this thing
Speaker 1: turned personal yesterday with this breakup was that Elon Musk
Speaker 1: said that Trump was in the Epstein files. Now Democrats
Speaker 1: are joining the pressure cooker that is the release the
Speaker 1: Epstein files machine on the Justice Department. Democrats calling for
Speaker 1: Trump appointees to release the promised details from the federal
Speaker 1: investigation into this. So expect to hear more about the
Speaker 1: Epstein files coming up in the next week. Again, every
Speaker 1: time we've talked about it, what don't we know? You know,
Speaker 1: we've heard all the big name. We've heard a lot
Speaker 1: of big name games that are in the files. We
Speaker 1: know what Epstein was all about. We know about the parties,
Speaker 1: about the girls, about the young women. We know that
Speaker 1: Trump was involved. We've seen the video. Elon Musk reposted
Speaker 1: some of it from the early nineties yesterday. This is
Speaker 1: nothing new, it's nothing shocking, it's nothing illegal.
Speaker 6: Unless there is something within those files that still exists.
Speaker 2: But we have no indication.
Speaker 5: Would it be that would be you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6: US Border Patrol Tactical Unit has been called in to
Speaker 6: help try to find that former police chief this out
Speaker 6: of Arkansas, Grant Harden. Remember he was the guy who
Speaker 6: escaped from that North Central Unit State Prison in Calico Rock,
Speaker 6: Arkansas at the end of March through a sallyport. He
Speaker 6: impersonated a corrections officer in dress and manner. They believe
Speaker 6: that this guy is not wearing an official uniform from
Speaker 6: the Department of Corrections and somehow either made one or
Speaker 6: had it brought in somehow, and he is still at large.
Speaker 6: So they said that the Rio Grand Valley Sector BORTAC team,
Speaker 6: composed of highly trained TAC agents providing advanced search capabilities
Speaker 6: and operational support to the multi agency effort underway in
Speaker 6: northern Arkansas. BORTAC unit was involved in the school shooting
Speaker 6: down at Uvaldi, Texas. They were the ones that brought in,
Speaker 6: arriving an hour after the beginning of the shooting. They
Speaker 6: are the ones who ended it that BORTAG team.
Speaker 1: Amazon is testing humanoid robots to deliver packages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going to go wrong. It's going to walk
Speaker 2: on someone's dog.
Speaker 6: It's going to kick a cat, it's going to break
Speaker 6: down a fence, It's going to do something.
Speaker 1: The robots could perform the role of delivery workers in spring.
Speaker 5: Out of the vans.
Speaker 1: They are going to build a humanoid park here in
Speaker 1: the United States to test the robots. The indoor obstacle
Speaker 1: course being used for the tests at the Amazon office
Speaker 1: in San Francisco.
Speaker 5: Is about the size of a coffee shop. But they're
Speaker 5: hoping to expand this robot training field.
Speaker 6: You're going to make a whole neighborhood out of this
Speaker 6: just for these robots to run.
Speaker 1: Oh and then finally, where were you June third at
Speaker 1: five am? Probably in bed so you were not in Orange.
Speaker 2: I was not in the city of Orange.
Speaker 1: You were not at the makeup Shack on Tustin Street
Speaker 1: stealing several.
Speaker 5: Laboo boo dolls.
Speaker 6: That was not me, okay, because that happened oh June third,
Speaker 6: huh yep, oh, actually, no.
Speaker 5: I know how you feel about your la boo boos.
Speaker 6: Heather Brooker is going to join us live. We'll do
Speaker 6: our entertainment report when we come back. New Uh you
Speaker 6: never saw the John Wick movies? No, okay, well there's
Speaker 6: a new one you got to not see coming up.
Speaker 7: To Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 6: Internationally, Russia hite Ukraine with another aerial bombardment overnight, further
Speaker 6: damaging hopes we'll see any peace deal anytime soon. The
Speaker 6: attacks Friday killed at least four people injured about fifty others.
Speaker 6: President Trump had suggested just yesterday that it might be
Speaker 6: better to let Ukraine and Russia fight for a while
Speaker 6: before pulling them apart and.
Speaker 2: Going going after some sort of peace there.
Speaker 1: Heather Brooker has joined us for our weekend entertainment report.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, you got like the dumb's chair.
Speaker 8: I don't know what's happening, but I feel like it's
Speaker 8: one of those chairs that's like slowly sinking down and
Speaker 8: eventually I'm going to be looking up at you guys.
Speaker 2: I've never done that.
Speaker 5: It's cracking me out.
Speaker 2: It only goes one direction. That driving me crazy.
Speaker 8: I'm sitting here like wrestling with this chair, going what
Speaker 8: is I'm what is happening?
Speaker 2: It must just be me, But I don't know.
Speaker 5: So I saw f one with Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2: You saw yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And I saw it Got Connections Lady in the Imax
Speaker 1: theater and and it reminded me of like that classic
Speaker 1: summer blockbuster of our youth.
Speaker 8: Yes, I think it's going to be I haven't seen
Speaker 8: it yet. It's on my list and I have been
Speaker 8: like asking, but they're like, we don't know you radio lady,
Speaker 8: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, please, but I want to go see it. I
Speaker 2: want to hear your thoughts on it. It was great.
Speaker 5: You can feel it. You can feel it. Did he
Speaker 5: have a facelist?
Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think he's great. I think he's very likable in everything.
Speaker 1: And for me, it doesn't have anything to do with
Speaker 1: the fact that he's a great looking guy. He has
Speaker 1: asked an answer, but he just seems like a cool
Speaker 1: hang like he's just a cool guy to spend two
Speaker 1: and a half hours with on an afternoon.
Speaker 8: I would that is something I would definitely like to do,
Speaker 8: just for like to ask him question. I mean, you
Speaker 8: don't have that kind of career and longevity in Hollywood
Speaker 8: without you know, being knowing how to work the system
Speaker 8: and being a cool, a cool one of the last
Speaker 8: few movie stars. Don't you think, like there's.
Speaker 5: Not a lot of there's Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise billboard.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, he's any aspirational for so many actors
Speaker 8: for decades now, But you think of this is something
Speaker 8: I think about a lot. With this influx of like
Speaker 8: TikTokers and social media stars and reality TV people doing
Speaker 8: movies and stuff now there we've sort of lost the
Speaker 8: movie star aspect to movies. Like, can you think of
Speaker 8: other than your Tom Cruise, is your Brad Pitt's You know,
Speaker 8: who is a movie star that can carry and has
Speaker 8: the gravitas to bring in people.
Speaker 2: To the box office? Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is still
Speaker 2: a movie star in your Yeah, for sure. No, Elmer,
Speaker 2: he's a good actor.
Speaker 1: For star is outweighing me.
Speaker 5: That little guy.
Speaker 2: He played the Spider Man once or twice. He's a
Speaker 2: slight Spider Man almost like we just don't completely he's
Speaker 2: actually Holland poster.
Speaker 5: Holland is like a very good person, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's got to.
Speaker 8: He seems like a very friendly movies, like a very
Speaker 8: friendly like celebrity. Yeah, but like that movie star of
Speaker 8: like the used to be Will Smith, the date Smith
Speaker 8: used to be bankable, not so much.
Speaker 2: I know he kind of.
Speaker 5: I still like Will Smith. I get it. I get
Speaker 5: why he punched Dwayne Johnson.
Speaker 8: Dwayne Johnson maybe, but can you see Dwayne Johnson and
Speaker 8: like he's got a rain?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't have the acting.
Speaker 2: He's an action star. To me, well that's different acting.
Speaker 5: Look at him half naked and I get that, But
Speaker 5: that's what you're basing at all.
Speaker 6: The criteria was Who's who's going to draw you to
Speaker 6: a movie? Okay, I mean he's probably not I will
Speaker 6: say it's gonna win an Academy Award anytime soon, but
Speaker 6: but he will.
Speaker 2: He will attract you to a movie.
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt is the movie. I mean, there are other
Speaker 1: people who do a good job. I'm not again, I'm
Speaker 1: not checking my thing. I'm not into that that blonde,
Speaker 1: blue eyed now, okay, it's great, acceptable face.
Speaker 2: Gone.
Speaker 1: I tend to not uh sexualized men who look like
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: I just have never been into blonde why.
Speaker 2: It's also why.
Speaker 8: People ask me if I think redheaded men are attractive,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, no, how disgusting. It's just too weird gentlemen.
Speaker 8: And but there's some people who are into that. But
Speaker 8: for me, I'm like, if I for some something about
Speaker 8: bredhead and minute looks like they would be related to me,
Speaker 8: and exactly I don't know why that is exactly, which is.
Speaker 5: Why I can only tell Gary.
Speaker 1: He's acceptable because I feel like we look like we're related,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like, that's the thing. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: There's something like in our biology that if we feel
Speaker 1: like we're related to somebody, we're going.
Speaker 2: To want to hit it, quit it. Yeah, there is
Speaker 2: something to that. I also think of I also.
Speaker 8: Think of Eric Stoltz from The Mask when I think
Speaker 8: of redhead of men.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eric, Rocky Dennis, that big massive red like crazy
Speaker 1: give you not. That's like a formative movie like that
Speaker 1: hit us all in a very weird way.
Speaker 8: Speaking of formative movies, you guys, I'm jumping ahead because
Speaker 8: This is the fortieth anniversary of the movie The Goonies.
Speaker 2: I saw that. That's incredible. I forty years ago. Can you?
Speaker 2: I feel so old?
Speaker 5: That movie was the third anniversary of Donna Martin graduating.
Speaker 8: Oh see, and speaking of another formidable of what Yeah,
Speaker 8: you can tell what I can't. It's a reference Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2: She used to be used to be good friends, you guys.
Speaker 2: Really she stopped calling me when she got Donna Martin
Speaker 2: or Tory Spelling. Tory spelling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that the one we saw at that movie?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, that was somebody else who was that very seller spelling,
Speaker 1: wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You saw spelling in we were at a movie in
Speaker 1: a theater and you saw a celeb in the lobby.
Speaker 1: I don't ever recall seeing a movie with you.
Speaker 5: I don't either.
Speaker 1: You just said you we were somewhere that was was
Speaker 1: this like ae, Oh it was where we went to
Speaker 1: go see the iHeartMedia.
Speaker 2: Awards, Music Awards whatever. So not a movie, not a movie.
Speaker 1: But in a theater, oh, at the Kodak Theater or whatever.
Speaker 5: That wasn't that toy Spelling that we saw in the lobby?
Speaker 6: There were a lot of people in that that may
Speaker 6: clearly that would have been where it was. I can't
Speaker 6: guarantee that it was Tori Spelling, but I remember.
Speaker 5: Seeing eighty five years old in the home right now?
Speaker 2: The who's that gal?
Speaker 6: She says, I got gaal on that show? Are you
Speaker 6: that somebody that maybe than her? We also saw Amy
Speaker 6: Holmes or t J. Holmes and Amy roboch that, Yeah,
Speaker 6: but they weren't.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 2: Are those been Good Morning America people?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Formerly formerly my bad? Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, anyway, you guys this weekend if you want to
Speaker 8: go see Goonies, if you're like, there's not a lot
Speaker 8: being offered at the box office this weekend, but Street
Speaker 8: Food Cinema is doing a special fortieth anniversary showing of
Speaker 8: the Goonies Live in a park in Burbank. If you
Speaker 8: want to go see that. My husband and daughter are
Speaker 8: going to go. I would go too, but I have
Speaker 8: to work at Camfine to your.
Speaker 5: Daughter, does that movie hold up? Does your daughter like it?
Speaker 2: You know she hasn't seen it. We try to show
Speaker 2: it too.
Speaker 8: I think when she was too young, like she's about
Speaker 8: three or four, and she was like, I don't get it,
Speaker 8: but I think that now she's at the age where
Speaker 8: she can appreciate that sort of grab all of your
Speaker 8: misfit friends together and go on an adventure kind of
Speaker 8: a story. Yeah, but but yeah, that's happening this weekend.
Speaker 8: They're also having big celebrations up where in Astoria where
Speaker 8: they actually filmed the movie.
Speaker 2: They're having like a whole weekend long Goony's event of
Speaker 2: Air would be very cool. Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 8: And then as far as like box office offerings, you guys, honestly,
Speaker 8: there is not much. There's only like two movies that
Speaker 8: are being released this weekend. Ballerina is one.
Speaker 6: Of them from the world of John Wick with that
Speaker 6: awful ugly and what.
Speaker 2: A hideous gross.
Speaker 8: She's so pretty and I don't know if they just
Speaker 8: don't think she can act, but she has like three
Speaker 8: lines in the home movie. Really it's like if you
Speaker 8: watch it, there's a lot of like what do you
Speaker 8: need and she's like everything, like what can we help
Speaker 8: you with?
Speaker 2: All of it?
Speaker 8: You know, it's just very action. But for but for ladies,
Speaker 8: she's it's a fun If you like the John Wick movies,
Speaker 8: you will enjoy this. It's a good actually, like it
Speaker 8: is in that universe. He does make an appearance, but
Speaker 8: it's sort of like a flashback I don't want spoilers.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's sort of like a flashback scene. But they are.
Speaker 8: They are making a John Wick five, so take with
Speaker 8: that what you will, even though he died at the
Speaker 8: end of four spoiler alert, Come on, I'm sorry, we
Speaker 8: do need to do that, don't we spoiler alerts. They
Speaker 8: are making a fifth one, so we'll see what that
Speaker 8: means for him in the future of the universe.
Speaker 6: Is it gonna be one of those great AI created
Speaker 6: baby videos where it's John Wick the baby, the baby kicking.
Speaker 8: Like smoothed out his face, you know, and you're like,
Speaker 8: what is this? That is always so weird when they
Speaker 8: do that. But there's not much at the box office
Speaker 8: this week and Lelo and Stitch still crushing it, so
Speaker 8: I don't know, maybe stay at home watch Goonies.
Speaker 5: That was not Tory spelling and it's killing me to face?
Speaker 2: Was it Jenny Garth? Another nine on two hour?
Speaker 5: It wasn't.
Speaker 6: I would remember Jenny Garth, really you would. I totally
Speaker 6: would have remember Jenny Garth.
Speaker 2: Very pretty ladies, she is.
Speaker 6: There were a lot of people that we saw I mean,
Speaker 6: we literally saw Meryl Streep.
Speaker 1: And was it from like a nineties Meryl Streep in
Speaker 1: the Wilder on the stage on the stage.
Speaker 2: Well, yet we were in the same room with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm talking about we were in the lobby
Speaker 1: area and.
Speaker 5: She was it.
Speaker 1: She was very small, but they're all very small and
Speaker 1: also tiny. They're all men and women are very tiny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember who that was.
Speaker 5: And I keep on say Drew Barrymore. But you would
Speaker 5: have gone and said, hello, I know her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're friends with Drew Barrymore. Would like to, you know,
Speaker 2: keep it on the d L. But yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5: It was a blonde forty something actress.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that narrows it down. Let me go on
Speaker 6: to blonde forty something actresses dot.
Speaker 1: I was just going to do that. I was going
Speaker 1: to google blonde forty something actors.
Speaker 2: Well, what did they come up? I'll while you do that.
Speaker 2: I'm just able to sinking down lower in this chair
Speaker 2: than guys. You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
Speaker 2: from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 6: But it is a podcast episode of our show that
Speaker 6: only appears on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Well this week, if I remember correctly, it involves you
Speaker 1: swearing very quickly, and podcast there's.
Speaker 6: Something about it.
Speaker 2: You got to give them what they want, right, is
Speaker 2: that what they want?
Speaker 1: It involves sex, elderly elderly sex as well elderly.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get yeah, you're right. I guess there's that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Knockers are in there.
Speaker 2: Honkers honkers, Honkers's me yep? Get it right?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So really something for everybody.
Speaker 2: So it is the podcast.
Speaker 6: So when you are on your favorite podcast platform, whatever
Speaker 6: it is, we prefer the iHeartRadio app, just type in
Speaker 6: Gary and Shannon and our podcast comes up. When you
Speaker 6: subscribe to it. That weekend fix automatically downloads to your
Speaker 6: device tomorrow morning, so you can get it and listen
Speaker 6: to it again. It is not something that airs during
Speaker 6: the regular week but go on subscribe to the podcast,
Speaker 6: comment on the podcast, rate the podcast, and, as Shannon
Speaker 6: already did earlier today, share the podcast too.
Speaker 5: Did we quit what you learned this week?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Because I haven't heard us ask for anybody to tell
Speaker 5: us what they like.
Speaker 2: We don't even have to anymore.
Speaker 6: People just do it, really, I mean I did earlier
Speaker 6: in the show, but you weren't listening. Sorry, that's all right,
Speaker 6: you're busy trying to find out who the actress was.
Speaker 2: You still haven't figured it out.
Speaker 5: Have you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it's just that I get I get distracted,
Speaker 1: no by what by your looks?
Speaker 5: And I and I have a hard time listening.
Speaker 2: They're so acceptable.
Speaker 7: This week I learned that Shannon may or may not
Speaker 7: have been suspended, but I guess we'll never know. Maybe
Speaker 7: Gary was just trying to pitch the podcast and ton
Speaker 7: tons Oh, I wish I hadn't heard that part. But
Speaker 7: I appreciate the D Day tribute. Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Hi, You're welcome to eighty one years ago today.
Speaker 10: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon showed this week?
Speaker 10: Because Gary said Shannon's feet have been through worse things
Speaker 10: than a feces infested ocean.
Speaker 2: Good lord, what could that possibly be?
Speaker 10: And I don't think we want to know?
Speaker 2: How about this? That hotel room in Cleveland in Middleburg Heights.
Speaker 5: High I did not take my shoes off?
Speaker 2: Well did you take your week on the Gary? Did
Speaker 2: I take my shoes off in the shower? I did?
Speaker 2: I didn't take my socks off that count.
Speaker 11: This week on the Gary and Channon Show, I learned
Speaker 11: about USA Today's list of top three beaches in California
Speaker 11: Number three, Huntington Beach, Number two, Pismo Beach, Number one,
Speaker 11: ol'koy Beach Park in Uck Star. I've never been there,
Speaker 11: but I have any anyway timely information for when this
Speaker 11: Jim Gloom burns off.
Speaker 9: Y'all have a good week about thank you.
Speaker 1: You know what I learned today this week on the
Speaker 1: Gary and Shannon Show, I learned about the ton Tons
Speaker 1: and I googled them and I learned that they come
Speaker 1: from the planet, the snowy planet Hath and I thought,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like, that's insane that there's a snowy
Speaker 1: planet just because and I'm not trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: For Space Wars, I envisioned different planets.
Speaker 12: What did I learn on the Gary and Shannon this week?
Speaker 4: Well, I learned that Elon and Trump aren't married after all.
Speaker 6: Damn could have fulled me all right, yeah, well they're
Speaker 6: fighting like a divorced couple.
Speaker 2: Did you want to finish your thought there about.
Speaker 1: I legitimately did not know there were different planets in
Speaker 1: Star Wars California.
Speaker 10: Calling what I learned on the Gary Tennis Show this week,
Speaker 10: it's not really up on all the slang terms for
Speaker 10: body parts and things like that. But like beaver, sir,
Speaker 10: for fifty self address stamps envelope, I'll send you a completelyst.
Speaker 5: Oh you completely.
Speaker 13: I'll even take French fried potatoes yeap, and give you
Speaker 13: a picture. I might even enclose in that envelope a
Speaker 13: little bit of my body for you. Yeah, and then
Speaker 13: you get open that envelope and have a little bit
Speaker 13: of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: They call it a sling black. Some people call order
Speaker 13: the cause your blade.
Speaker 9: Morning, Gary Shannon. What I earned this week? Yes, I
Speaker 9: saved myself over three hundred dollars. Each weekend, I take
Speaker 9: off and leave my kind of home alone. I usually
Speaker 9: just leave out extra trays of food and an extra
Speaker 9: kitty litter.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 9: But I guess my cat could really care less if
Speaker 9: I'm home with them now.
Speaker 6: And take them to the cattel Marman, Yeah for sixty
Speaker 6: seven dollars.
Speaker 2: At night, nks.
Speaker 3: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show is
Speaker 3: that I love Michael Monks.
Speaker 2: Oh make me laugh, Thank you, no, thank you? Now
Speaker 2: you guys going now, you guys go on.
Speaker 5: We love Michael Monks.
Speaker 2: He's pretty good man. Okay.
Speaker 12: This week on Gary Shannon, I learned that Gary also
Speaker 12: laughs at the comments that these weird people leave on
Speaker 12: the eglift videos. They are so cringey, especially the ones
Speaker 12: where they type out messages like the eaglets are going
Speaker 12: to read them, or the ones let's say, oh, we
Speaker 12: did it our babies. No, you didn't do anything except
Speaker 12: sit there and watch them eat them.
Speaker 2: You say that again.
Speaker 1: The comments really are a whole entertainment. Did you do
Speaker 1: that when I was gone? No, oh you didn't.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: Because the comments. We could get into the comments next week,
Speaker 1: because you think Amy King is like eglit enthusiast light
Speaker 1: compared to No, it's a steady stream of comments on
Speaker 1: the Eglitz.
Speaker 6: You say, so, now you guys going get all right,
Speaker 6: it's time for our nine newsnugget you need to know
Speaker 6: And as you know, at the end of the week,
Speaker 6: we have a bunch of stories we couldn't get to.
Speaker 6: We were too busy with other things. And in this
Speaker 6: case there's a there's at least nine of them.
Speaker 1: Like Denise here on the eglic cam comment page says
Speaker 1: I was the middle child, just like Sonny the independent one.
Speaker 1: Like people are comparing themselves to which eglet. They're like,
Speaker 1: everybody needs an outlet. I suppose for what an outlet?
Speaker 6: Yeah, for their internal trauma.
Speaker 5: Oh piece of me.
Speaker 13: Give me fifty cents in self address envelope and I'll
Speaker 13: send you a little bit of something you'll never forget.
Speaker 14: Honorable, Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention, spend an honor serving with
Speaker 14: you A.
Speaker 11: Great motives to become the newest member of Honorable.
Speaker 2: Was a movie at one point, I don't remember the
Speaker 2: name of it.
Speaker 6: Harry Connock Junior played a crazy guy in prison, like
Speaker 6: a murderer, and he's.
Speaker 13: Talking about you dig some people sending him their squirrel covers.
Speaker 6: Ah. The scientists do nothing but fun things. Now Lowborough
Speaker 6: University physicists.
Speaker 5: Wayward Son what no, no copycat.
Speaker 2: That's what it was.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: Physicist at Lowborough you University have created the world's smallest
Speaker 6: violin using nanotechnology. They said that the instrument is smaller
Speaker 6: than the width of a human hair. And work on
Speaker 6: this tiniest of all the violins will actually help them
Speaker 6: into an array of applications, from improving the efficiency of
Speaker 6: computers to finding new ways of harvesting energy.
Speaker 5: That was a good movie.
Speaker 2: Copycat I don't remember who else was in that episode.
Speaker 1: Sigourney Weaver. I believe Holly Hunter number nine, number nine.
Speaker 4: I did nine place if a cocky dirty nine times
Speaker 4: out of tennis partners dirty too?
Speaker 2: Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 13: Actual?
Speaker 3: Nine?
Speaker 2: Basically everybody at table learning.
Speaker 13: I'll be all ready to go another nine?
Speaker 9: And niner?
Speaker 6: Did I get check niner in there where you're calling
Speaker 6: from Milwaukie talkie.
Speaker 1: Kissing can actually spread depression and anxiety, according to a study,
Speaker 1: a study out of wear It's not just mono and herpes,
Speaker 1: a study out of iran.
Speaker 6: Ah, Okay, everybody is joyful and happy all the time.
Speaker 5: And kissing willy nilly.
Speaker 1: They say that depression anxiety can trigger the release of cortisol,
Speaker 1: which can disrupt Cortisol is very in the zeitgeist right now,
Speaker 1: is it not?
Speaker 2: My God?
Speaker 1: It's everywhere, which can disrupt the delicate balance of bacteria
Speaker 1: in the mouth. Spouses can transfer this bacteria while smooching.
Speaker 1: In fact, I love out says, spouses can transfer this
Speaker 1: bacteria like that's the only people who kiss, right because
Speaker 1: it's iron eighty million bacteria transferred in just one ten
Speaker 1: second kiss.
Speaker 2: They say.
Speaker 1: The authors of The study found that when one spouse
Speaker 1: had poor mental health and trouble sleeping, the healthy partner
Speaker 1: suffered similar symptoms after just six months. How about kissing
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with it and being with somebody
Speaker 1: who is not mentally healthy will make you depressed?
Speaker 12: Aaran?
Speaker 2: Now, you guys, going number eight.
Speaker 4: Alive is bowled every eight second listening to eight different
Speaker 4: bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 2: This may be a repeat.
Speaker 6: The Kentucky Fried Chicken Sorry KFC now went with chicken
Speaker 6: flavored toothpaste irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor before leaving
Speaker 6: your mouth feeling fresh and clean. They sold out of
Speaker 6: it shortly after they introduced it.
Speaker 5: I wonder ipaste. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It would just make you want to eat fried chicken
Speaker 1: all the time. So they say, if you know you're
Speaker 1: worried about snacking or eating too much, to brush your
Speaker 1: teeth often, because the mintie thing doesn't make you want
Speaker 1: to eat. If you brush your teeth with fried chicken,
Speaker 1: all you're gonna want is fried chicken.
Speaker 2: That still sounds fine to sound good.
Speaker 6: Quick update news wise, before we get to number seven,
Speaker 6: the Trump administration has moved now to return kilmar Abrego
Speaker 6: Garcia from that prison in El Salvador, but in order
Speaker 6: to face criminal charges against him stemming from a traffic
Speaker 6: stop in twenty twenty two in Tennessee, where he was
Speaker 6: accused of human trafficking.
Speaker 5: So be careful what you wish for number seven.
Speaker 2: The seventh son of the seventh.
Speaker 7: We're on with seven days, would government seven.
Speaker 9: Eight seven years of college down to.
Speaker 3: Drain seven seven days.
Speaker 6: There are animals in different parts of the world that
Speaker 6: create that become menaces, menaces, menasi, menasi? Shall we mountain
Speaker 6: lions here in California can become a problematic, right. Sometimes
Speaker 6: they'll kill people, sometimes they'll kill livestock. In Thailand, it's
Speaker 6: either monkeys or elephants, it seems, And in this case,
Speaker 6: a wild hungry elephant caused havoc in a grocery store
Speaker 6: when he strolled in from a nearby national park and
Speaker 6: just started eating stuff on the shelf.
Speaker 1: The huge male elephant is known as ply bang Leck
Speaker 1: and this is near a road near the Yao Kai
Speaker 1: National Park. Oh yeah, I went there, Okay, I've yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy, the hiker, the hiking guide, I may have
Speaker 1: I saw three elephants while I was there. They were
Speaker 1: majestic and peaceful and beautiful and not looking for snacks
Speaker 1: in a market. They were eating green things like trees.
Speaker 2: Beautiful.
Speaker 5: Say that again, beautiful animals.
Speaker 2: They said, you said they were eating things like trees.
Speaker 5: Is that what I said?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you do that?
Speaker 6: I don't even know I did that. They're eating things
Speaker 6: like trees. It's on the tape. We'll have to go
Speaker 6: back and turned into a muppet. Here's number six. I
Speaker 6: got six, You got six, number six.
Speaker 14: Drink another six pound.
Speaker 13: I won't lift that state up special just for guys.
Speaker 6: There's a lockdown in Rock River Thursday morning.
Speaker 2: I believe that's Texas.
Speaker 6: Albany County Sheriff's office got a call about shots fired.
Speaker 2: In Rock River.
Speaker 6: Rather than running around like a chicken with its head
Speaker 6: cut off, the sheriff put out Rock River schools in lockdown,
Speaker 6: just to be careful.
Speaker 2: It was a rooster.
Speaker 6: Well, we get the sheriff said, we don't get many
Speaker 6: calls for roosters around these parts, but we do get
Speaker 6: calls for shots fired from time to time, usually for
Speaker 6: recreational shooting on private property or public land. And it
Speaker 6: turns out two people were frustrated with the crowing of
Speaker 6: a well known rooster, so they attempted to silence it
Speaker 6: with a shotgun.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's so many jokes to be made with you know,
Speaker 1: I can't say it. You could, I could, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to die on that mountain. And there's
Speaker 1: there's other times when I want to use that word
Speaker 1: that doesn't involve a rooster that I will get suspended
Speaker 1: for a rooster. A rooster, and what you do to
Speaker 1: a gun to silence said.
Speaker 2: Rooster you rack the shotgun.
Speaker 5: There's another term for it, number five for five I have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand. Those would be a favorite. Lose
Speaker 2: five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Five women are in trouble after a pole dancing stunt at.
Speaker 2: A Greek palace.
Speaker 1: British dancers were films swinging around the white post at
Speaker 1: Corfu's Old Palace.
Speaker 5: This I've been there. This is I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I haven't a two hundred year old former royal residence.
Speaker 1: It's a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Speaker 2: And it's got a stripper poll. It's got a poll.
Speaker 1: It's not meant to be stripped on, but there they are.
Speaker 1: What do you think about this?
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 6: Katie's forty, Imagen is thirty, Alicia's thirty two, Sharon is
Speaker 6: fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Get it's Sharon. Never too late to be what you
Speaker 1: might have been.
Speaker 2: I watch that man, watch that number four.
Speaker 3: Poor minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 2: Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 4: This isn't the same world.
Speaker 5: I hadn't heard this.
Speaker 1: That porn Hub blocked access in France this week.
Speaker 6: There's a new French age verification laws. Several states have
Speaker 6: been trying.
Speaker 2: To do that here. I don't know where we are
Speaker 2: in that legislation.
Speaker 5: Shocked that this is coming from France, aren't.
Speaker 2: They las fair? Yeah? I would think so.
Speaker 6: At five o'clock, Pornhub blocks France from it's from accessing
Speaker 6: its website. And then proton VPN, a virtual private network,
Speaker 6: tweeted that by five thirty, proton VPN registrations had increased
Speaker 6: by one thousand percent. For context, this is more than
Speaker 6: when TikTok blocked American viewers number three three shall.
Speaker 2: Be the number of that count and the number of
Speaker 2: the counting shall be three.
Speaker 9: Fight were dead within three hours.
Speaker 5: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2: All three of the three I got, all three of
Speaker 2: you guys, for the rest of your natural born live.
Speaker 2: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 1: I feel that people in China are often so much
Speaker 1: more poetic than we are, especially when we hear official correspondence.
Speaker 1: You know, between governments, the Chinese government, the way, the
Speaker 1: way of the words is very different. There was a
Speaker 1: woman in China and she was broken up with and
Speaker 1: what did she deliver to her ex boyfriend?
Speaker 14: The pain?
Speaker 5: She delivered a huge.
Speaker 1: Ton of of onions, like two hundred dollars worth of
Speaker 1: onions to her ex and it came with this note
Speaker 1: I cried for three days. Now it's your turn poetry.
Speaker 6: He resold the onions for about two hundred bucks. He
Speaker 6: got them for free, very very smart with their money.
Speaker 2: Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 11: You two?
Speaker 8: We two people.
Speaker 2: There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the headline for you. Swindled for sperm A
Speaker 1: forty nine year old man was a swindled out of
Speaker 1: a bunch of money after falling victim to a sperm
Speaker 1: donation scam. What it did is it promised a hefty
Speaker 1: payout in exchange for his participation. Came across this online
Speaker 1: ad featuring an attractive woman enticed him to provide his
Speaker 1: personal information through an online form. Shortly after, he's contacted
Speaker 1: by via WhatsApp by a woman who promises and that
Speaker 1: the sperm donation process would involve sexual intercourse. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: told you you gotta stop doing that. I don't have
Speaker 1: nightmares about this guy, like all weekend.
Speaker 13: I'll donate it, but I gotta do it the old
Speaker 13: fashioned way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He was also swindled out of more than twenty thousand
Speaker 6: Malaysian ringots.
Speaker 1: Why is he paying to give his Oh? Is it
Speaker 1: just prostitution? And they call it su firm donation?
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 5: Did?
Speaker 6: I not get it because men will pay for that.
Speaker 6: What do you mean why does he get swindled by it?
Speaker 1: Well, because he paid a bunch of money. And I
Speaker 1: thought it was a like to donate his sperm. But
Speaker 1: why would you pay money if you're giving the sperm?
Speaker 1: But now I'm understanding that.
Speaker 5: It's just the old fashioned Yeah, I get it now,
Speaker 5: I thank you, Thank you for that. I love it
Speaker 5: when you use pay back. Yeah, number one, number.
Speaker 2: One, number one?
Speaker 9: Then number one?
Speaker 13: Are you the number one?
Speaker 3: Number one?
Speaker 13: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 5: You ever hear about ozempic penis.
Speaker 6: No, a few weeks ago we did the summer penis,
Speaker 6: but I don't. I've never heard of ozembic penis.
Speaker 1: Same kind of same kind of feel to this one
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I'm not.
Speaker 6: The average size, they say of British units has increased
Speaker 6: by zero point four to six inches. A new study
Speaker 6: says that to the UK currently ranks eight in the
Speaker 6: world for that size. They suggest that, uh, that that drug,
Speaker 6: the semaglutides, could be increasing men's sizes. I say that's
Speaker 6: not the case. No, I say that's simply an illusion,
Speaker 6: because the men are getting smaller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not a scientist and I've never They said
Speaker 6: the men's units often shortened as they get older because
Speaker 6: of increasing body fat and increasing prostate size, drawing it
Speaker 6: back into the body.
Speaker 1: I did not know about that, But that's that's incentive
Speaker 1: to get your prostate checked. What you don't want it
Speaker 1: to be sucked back into your body?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, you would commute?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, sorry, it.
Speaker 13: Send you a couple of pictures you dig your look
Speaker 13: at Yeah, yeah, watch your mail now, you guys going.
Speaker 6: Yeah, John Cobblecho and a real disgusting Which one?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, don't forget the Weekend Fixed podcast coming up.
Speaker 6: More Honker Talk on Saturday Morning, John's Up, Decks. We'll
Speaker 6: see you Monday. Stay drive. Everybody you've been listening to
Speaker 6: The Gary and Shannon Show, you can always hear us
Speaker 6: live on KFI AM six forty nine am to one
Speaker 6: pm every Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on
Speaker 6: the iHeartRadio app