WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.600 --> 00:00:03.640 I think everyone would imagine that if you move to 2 00:00:04.160 --> 00:00:06.639 a foreign country, there would be some things that you 3 00:00:06.719 --> 00:00:09.279 knew need to get used to culturally, things that are 4 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:12.039 just different. And that's the case with the woman that 5 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:17.719 moved to Austin from Austria, and she there's one thing 6 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:21.239 in particular, she was aware that there would be cultural differences. 7 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:23.359 But the one thing that she just can't get her 8 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:25.920 brain around is a message that a lot of Texans 9 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:29.480 send in their front yard or on their vehicle, and 10 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:31.480 it is warning. 11 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:36.439 It's a sign that says warning, protected by and then 12 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.359 there is a drawing of a handgun and underneath it 13 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:41.679 says we do not call nine to one one. 14 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:46.000 This Austrian woman cannot get her brain around that. 15 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:49.479 She's saying that there's culture shock to come back to 16 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:53.240 the United States. Definitely culture shock living in Texas. And 17 00:00:53.280 --> 00:00:56.079 she said, this is a sign that I see most 18 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:59.119 in Texas neighborhoods saying if you come to my house, 19 00:00:59.159 --> 00:00:59.960 I'm not going to call the cop. 20 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:03.679 I'm going to shoot you. And she is blown away 21 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:04.079 by this. 22 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:07.079 Yeah, I mean, have you seen the videos on Instagram 23 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:09.840 of its Like I don't know a fighter Jet or 24 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:14.120 a Blackhawk helicopter or NASCAR or a football stadium, and 25 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:19.079 it says the European mind cannot comprehend this. They just 26 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:22.840 can't get their brains around. Have you seen the ones 27 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.920 that say protected by Magnum three fifty seven. 28 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:27.359 I've seen stuff like that. 29 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:32.079 Yeah right, It's like, hey, I guess cultures are different, right, Yeah. 30 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.079 She said if I put this same sign in my 31 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:36.239 front yard in Europe, the police would be there in 32 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:36.879 a heartbeat. 33 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:39.840 Really yes, yeah. Wow. 34 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:43.200 I saw a clip recently of a Canadian police officer 35 00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:47.159 talking about he was telling the Canadians that you should 36 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.920 not lock your doors to your home and just leave 37 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.200 your key fobs, oh yeah, inside the door, because they're 38 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:55.159 not there to rob you. 39 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:57.560 They're there to steal your car. So just unlock the 40 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.359 door and leave the key fob there. 41 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.560 Make it easier for them to steal your stuff. 42 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:04.799 And that clip and then that clip segues from him 43 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:10.560 to a sheriff in Florida that says, if someone breaks 44 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:12.360 in your house in the state of Florida, you have 45 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.960 absolutely every right in the world to shoot them. In fact, 46 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:22.719 we prefer that you do shoot them. Justice is right, 47 00:02:22.759 --> 00:02:24.919 so we don't have to mess with them. He literally 48 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:29.599 said that, encouraging them to do it. So, boy, you 49 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:33.520 got to be a fool to break into someone's house while. 50 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:33.759 They're at home. 51 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:39.599 I mean, yeah, it's you're putting people in in a 52 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:43.520 in a split second decision sort of. And if you 53 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:46.080 want to protect your family, right, you learn about this 54 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:47.240 in your concealed class. 55 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:47.520 Right. 56 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:51.719 I did take his concealed class, and it, boy, if 57 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:54.280 it teaches you anything, it teaches you not to use 58 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:59.319 that gun unless your your or your family's life is threatened. 59 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:05.719 And you know, people will wave a gun over you know, 60 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:09.319 you know, like road rage, which is stupid and illegal. Yeah, 61 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:12.199 waving your gun, doing a warning shot and waving your 62 00:03:12.199 --> 00:03:15.919 gun is illegal. Doing a warning shot in the air 63 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:22.240 is illegal. The laws are in Texas anyway, are much 64 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:24.639 more in your favor if you have to use your 65 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:29.360 gun at night versus during the day, just because it's 66 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:32.240 just old, old, old Texas law. And then the other 67 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:36.319 interesting thing that they said that I thought was really 68 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:40.800 interesting is even if you're in the right to shoot someone, 69 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:46.800 you're probably gonna spend minimum twenty thousand dollars defending yourself. 70 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:49.879 Oh wow, if you're totally right and everyone's going to go. Hey, 71 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:52.479 he was defending his family. If it goes to court, 72 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:56.560 you're going to spend twenty grand. So don't have a 73 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:59.360 problem with that if I'm defending my life or my 74 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:02.800 family life. Right, But he said, if someone's running out 75 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:07.639 your door with a TV, is that worth twenty thousand 76 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:12.599 dollars a month? Forget that you're shooting someone, right, it's 77 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:15.960 you're in You have insurance. If someone's breaking into or 78 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:19.600 stealing your car, you have car insurance. Right, So do 79 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:21.120 you want to go out there and shoot them? 80 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:21.759 Yeah? 81 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:26.079 Probably not I want to, but I know. 82 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:30.439 I want to. I probably would, you know what I mean? 83 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.519 Though? It's really interesting. You know, if someone's you know, running, 84 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:38.079 comes in trying to steal your computer, what's it worth? 85 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:38.600 Yeah? 86 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:40.920 What if you just beat them up? What if you 87 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:43.079 just beat them up? I'm serious? You don't shoot them 88 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:46.279 to beat the hell out of it? Is that more problems? 89 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:53.959 I don't know. It was a concealed up class. Do 90 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:54.560 you know what I mean? 91 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:56.399 Any guy comes into your house and tries to steal 92 00:04:56.439 --> 00:04:59.360 your TV, don't have a gun, but you beat the 93 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:00.000 hell out of him. 94 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:01.439 You're not going to get in trouble for that, right 95 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:03.399 point Again, at him to make a few friends and 96 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:04.199 then take him down. 97 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:06.360 Hey, you snap a few fingers, you break. 98 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:10.000 A leg and knee into your house again, right, Yeah, 99 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:12.839 Tie them up and take a you know, a hammer 100 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:14.399 to their knee door, cut. 101 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:17.519 A finger off making make them eat it. Yeah, feed 102 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:19.000 them their fingers, put them up their nose. 103 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:24.560 Take pictures of it, and post it on social embarrassed 104 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.079 live live stream it. 105 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:28.560 This guy tried to break into my house. Watch what 106 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:30.920 I did with the pictures on the on your front. 107 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.879 Fence to warn all the other people who might be 108 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:37.959 thinking about the equivalent of like, yeah, like hanging the 109 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:42.759 dead coyote on the fence post, right, like when I 110 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:46.079 would set scorpions on fire on our front porch to 111 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:47.879 send a message to the other scorret Then. 112 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:50.160 She put them on a little bamboo skewer, put them 113 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:50.959 at the front door. 114 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:56.360 Not scorpion friendly here, That might actually work. 115 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.120 You know, I told you I was going, uh, just 116 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:00.639 the other day, we're talking about how it is on 117 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:05.000 this mosquito thing, all the different ways to combat mosquitos. 118 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:06.120 You know what one of them is. 119 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:10.079 Boy, we're going on here, but is there are these 120 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:17.120 little on metal pins, these little handmade painted metallic dragonflies. 121 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:21.240 Oh that scares them that you hang around your backyard 122 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:23.079 and it scares off bugs. 123 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:24.439 So your scorpion thing. 124 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:26.240 Could be yeshow that's true. 125 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:28.319 Maybe you should make some, Tricia. 126 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:32.199 Go find some squirre little scorpion skewers. What if that's 127 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:33.240 what makes us rich? 128 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:37.279 That's what I'm doing mail in people's scorpion skewers. 129 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:38.319 You stick with the lotto. 130 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:38.959 Yeah, my. 131 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:42.759 Stick with the lot, Tricia, that'd be best for you. 132 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:48.920 It's amazing how often Luby's comes up on the show. 133 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:50.959 There's only one left in Austin. 134 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:54.040 Our daughter and I were just talking about Luby's yesterday 135 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:55.279 after her doctor's appointment. 136 00:06:55.399 --> 00:07:01.240 Oh really yesterday? Yeah, which she's where's the Where's one 137 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:05.079 eighty three and going towards the airport right on the 138 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:06.720 other side of thirty five. 139 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:10.160 Yeah, just east of I thirty five there's a Loubies 140 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:14.160 And their sign that they had out recently is pretty 141 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:14.800 darn funny. 142 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:16.959 The sign on their marquis. 143 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:18.720 I don't know if they're if they're going after the 144 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:21.279 going the El Arroyo route with this, or if this 145 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:24.000 is just a one off on their marquee. But it 146 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:28.040 says sweet iced tea ac works. Food's pretty good. Come 147 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:33.920 on in, please come in bad We'll get me into 148 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:38.439 the the Loubies for sure. Boy, Tricia loves Alubies. I 149 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:41.800 am not a huge fan of the Loubies, but Tricia 150 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:43.000 loves it. 151 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:47.240 I've been eating there since like four years old, three 152 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:50.879 years old, same meal, one of two meals, every time, 153 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:53.399 never deviated. Tell JB the kind of pie you get, 154 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:58.480 whipped cheese pie. JB, Oh my god, it's like whipped cheese. 155 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.079 K does that sound good? All? I think? 156 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:05.199 Loubies or is probably the only place people eat jello. 157 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:07.040 Always there. 158 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.199 I would always get it because I feel like I 159 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:12.920 want it. Then I wouldn't eat it. Loubi's is Jello's 160 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:16.560 biggest commercial account right for sure. 161 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:19.439 Nowhere else where else maybe at the Golden Corral do 162 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.079 they have Jello? 163 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:21.639 Maybe? I don't know. 164 00:08:21.720 --> 00:08:25.600 But our daughter asked me the other day, she goes, 165 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:27.040 have you ever been to a Golden Corral? 166 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:28.680 And I said, nope, I haven't. 167 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:32.279 But apparently they've upgraded their food, like they've made an 168 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:34.879 effort to rebrand and yeah, get rid of the old 169 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:37.879 Golden Corral image, and that their food's a little bit better, 170 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.879 but she said that some of the boys that she 171 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.159 goes to school with. 172 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.279 Go there a lot because it's all you can eat. 173 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:46.519 They take them out teenage boys. 174 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:47.159 God. 175 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:49.919 I met a guy I think it was Golden Corral 176 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.080 or something like that, and he was the new. 177 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:57.000 Chief marketing officer and I was chatting. 178 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:00.279 With him about it, and I was like, man, it's like, 179 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.600 what do you do to turn that place around? And 180 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.159 I think improving the food was one of them. And 181 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.720 I was like, there was a time when like going 182 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:10.679 to an Applebee's happy hour was it thing? 183 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:11.200 Yeah? 184 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:15.279 Yeah, like if you if you make it affordable, like 185 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:16.720 the young people will find There's. 186 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:18.360 An old flashback for his JD not to throw you 187 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.279 off story, Chelsea Street Pub. 188 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:24.799 In the in the mall. Yeah, people will find it 189 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:27.559 if it's fun and good, right, oh wow and reasonable. 190 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:30.919 That's that's probably the last Long Island ice. 191 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:32.519 It was. 192 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:35.600 You know, it's Chelsea Street Pub at Barton Creek Mall. 193 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:38.559 That's one of my claims to fame in my drinking career. 194 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:42.080 I never had I never once in my life drink 195 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:46.720 in my drink. Yeah. I never once did a Long 196 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:48.639 Island iced tea pass my lips. 197 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:49.480 Never have one. 198 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:52.279 It's probably really best, which I'm surprised because it has 199 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:53.480 all the alcohol in it. 200 00:09:53.559 --> 00:09:55.759 I know it was a Yeah, that was that was 201 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:59.240 the go to get hammered in your early twenties. We 202 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:01.679 drink them there. We would drink them at ables fast 203 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:05.360 as you could. Yeah, or or electric lemonade. 204 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:09.039 You guys, ever in your drinking careers, ever drink out 205 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:09.919 of a fish bowl? 206 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:14.440 I drink punch out of a trash can. 207 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:19.240 Yeah, trash can punch in college for sure with ever 208 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:20.440 clear ye all. 209 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:22.320 Yeah. 210 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:24.600 In fact, I think that it would double up. It 211 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:25.759 was Chelsea Street. 212 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:28.600 Pub, That's what I was trying to remember where you 213 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:29.240 got them? 214 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:33.320 Yeah, it probably was, or or anything in a lot 215 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:35.200 of places in Norma used to do. 216 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:41.279 How about other Okay, we're playing ways. You've consumed alcohol 217 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:44.320 for five hundred alleys. How about a yard. 218 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:45.519 A yard. 219 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:48.120 Long yards of beer? 220 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:51.320 Yea or dackery. He used to do those that. 221 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:54.519 This will give you this back when Draft Horse Pub 222 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:58.039 used to do yards and half yards, you know remember that. 223 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:00.919 I don't think they do anymore still there, that's one 224 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:04.320 of the oldest places to hang out. It's funny. My 225 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:07.200 daughter is moving just a few blocks. Oh wow, that's 226 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:09.159 gonna be her local. I'm gonna have to introduce her 227 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:11.600 to a draft horse. But anyhow, they would do yards 228 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:15.919 and then like those are crazy, Like remember some of 229 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.919 the festivals and down on Sixth Street and stuff that happened? 230 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:20.840 They did, they did nothing. 231 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:23.600 One that makes I've also never drank and it has 232 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:26.440 to come in a certain form is the Moscow mule. 233 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:29.320 Yeah, it has to come in the copper. 234 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:32.240 Cup, right in one of those never had it? 235 00:11:32.399 --> 00:11:34.879 I think that I one time did. 236 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:36.879 Uh? 237 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.039 What is it when you stand upside down on a keg? 238 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.600 A keg stand? 239 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:45.519 Keg stand? Yeah, and mine the track cone? I had 240 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:47.200 had alcohol out of a traffic cone. 241 00:11:47.960 --> 00:11:49.279 Ways to consume alcohol? 242 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:55.879 You and your friends line up and it's shot glasses 243 00:11:55.919 --> 00:11:56.720 attached to a. 244 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:04.440 Done it all right, I can play this game too. 245 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:09.879 I can play this game too. Beer bong? Done it? 246 00:12:10.039 --> 00:12:12.039 Beer bongs? Ever done a beer bong? 247 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:14.799 I think so? Yeah? With the tube and the funnel 248 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:16.399 and that's just. 249 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:21.279 A keg stand when you're upside down through a beer bong, right, No. 250 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:25.080 That's when you put your mouth on the tap. This 251 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.240 is like a funnel at the top and a tube 252 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:29.399 and if you had a few extra bucks, you would 253 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:34.600 buy buy a valve. Hand all right, I got another 254 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:35.759 one unless someone else does. 255 00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:37.519 Go ahead. 256 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:48.519 Ice louge, done it. Ice louge is just a frozen 257 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:52.519 ice slide, is all it is. And you put it's disgusting, 258 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:54.360 but you put your mouth at the bottom of it, 259 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:57.039 and then they pour the shot from the top of 260 00:12:57.080 --> 00:12:59.200 it down and you catch it with your mouth. 261 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:01.240 Done a body shut, done it? 262 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:07.240 Drink? Oh yeah, yeah, done that. 263 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:11.559 Done that a lot. That's so gross. Other ways to 264 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:16.919 consume alcohol. Let's see, pool. 265 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:19.200 Noodles came into play a lot in the summer, kind 266 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.039 of like the summer version of an ice luge. 267 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:24.279 Yeah, right down the end of a pool noodle. 268 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:28.960 Everybody has a shotgun, Yes, definitely, of course. 269 00:13:29.320 --> 00:13:33.720 Shotguns defies all laws of physics in your body shotgutting 270 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:37.559 a beer, it's fun, shoots it right down, it's incredible. 271 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:38.799 Yes you've done that. 272 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:40.120 Yes, I've done that. 273 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:41.759 I just find that surprising. 274 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:46.080 Really, Jack and Brittany, the cases and cases of beer 275 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:46.679 that we drink. 276 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:48.840 I gotta tell a quick story about those two crazies. 277 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:52.679 These are two Atricia's redneck friends, and so they came 278 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:54.799 and stayed with us one weekend when we lived on 279 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:57.679 the lake, and I knew that these girls could drink 280 00:13:57.679 --> 00:14:02.480 some beer, right, I mean they're professional, yeah, professional beer drinkers. 281 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:05.759 And they drank Miller Light. So I went to the 282 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:08.639 store and I got a case and a half of 283 00:14:08.759 --> 00:14:15.039 Miller Light. They arrived on Friday Saturday at about four 284 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:18.440 thirty in the afternoon. I went and looked into the 285 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:22.759 YETI cooler and it's empty. We had to get more. 286 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.600 I had to go get a more beer. These girls 287 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:26.360 drink a case and a half of beer in twenty 288 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:27.080 four hours. 289 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:29.559 I was impressed just what we did. 290 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:31.720 I was so impressed with it. 291 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:36.840 It was like our triple our triplet powers were activated 292 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:39.679 when we were together. Yep, and there was we were 293 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:41.159 bottomless pits for beer. 294 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:42.080 It was insane. 295 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:44.080 I know, it's amazing. You don't wig three hundred pounds. 296 00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:44.799 I know it really is. 297 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:50.720 Ways to consume out okay, yes, yes, yes, test tubes oh. 298 00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:54.600 Yeah, yes, and bars yes. 299 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:57.399 And the cocktail waitress would have it like in a 300 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.279 whole step. Yes, like she was Pancho. 301 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:01.840 Right. 302 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:04.360 They did the Dallas night club all the time, and 303 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:06.679 right behind her was the chicks selling roses. 304 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.759 Do you remember the. 305 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:15.559 Ways to consume alcohol on fire. Yes, you ate your alcohol? 306 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:16.399 How did we skip? 307 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.919 We just talked about jello shots not too long ago. 308 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.399 We're like, is that still a thing? And people blew 309 00:15:21.559 --> 00:15:25.120 up our text line. They're like, yes it is. It's 310 00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:26.080 definitely a thing. 311 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:33.799 Ways to consume alcohol baseball hard hat with straws. 312 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:37.039 With the holder and a beer on either side. 313 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:42.440 Oh, you knew that guy was serious when you saw 314 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:44.159 that guy who was there for real. 315 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:46.120 Needed to at a time, but couldn't be bothered to 316 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:46.840 hold them. 317 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:49.159 That's folk, you know. 318 00:15:49.240 --> 00:15:51.600 I tried to make I tried to do one once 319 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:54.360 for for like going out on the lake. You might 320 00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:58.480 remember when I thought I was a genius, I called 321 00:15:58.519 --> 00:15:59.919 him vodka clementines. 322 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:03.879 I don't remember this. You know, the little clementine or oranges. 323 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:04.960 Oh you put it? 324 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:07.360 I would. 325 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:10.600 I was using a needle and injecting a shot of 326 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:12.679 vodka into them and then just throw them in the 327 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:13.519 cooler on ice. 328 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:15.759 So you get out on the lake. 329 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:17.519 You could just snack on these oranges. 330 00:16:17.799 --> 00:16:19.679 Yeah, you're snacking and drinking all the night. 331 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:24.480 I was the only one who liked Were you telling 332 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:27.759 other people that there was Yeah? 333 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:31.240 Those are vodka oranges. Yeah, you tell. 334 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:35.440 Her, like, what is wrong with you? 335 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:36.639 All right? 336 00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:40.159 Last call for unusual ways to consume alcohol? 337 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:42.879 Anyone got one? Go once, I go. 338 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:46.240 When you're glad, when your your shot is on. 339 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:49.639 Fire, flaming. 340 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:56.159 Yes, it's the Jab and Sandy Show on Austin's Dad Station. 341 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:59.919 What three point one and Austin Knight on redd and 342 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:04.240 asked the following question, is pickleball dead? 343 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:07.880 Is pickleball dead? 344 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:11.400 He said that he recently moved back can't find any 345 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:14.759 places to play. I'm like, how is that possible? It 346 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:18.039 seems like there's pickleball fights everywhere. The tennis players and 347 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:19.920 I think JB can really speak to this because his 348 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:21.319 mother is a big time tennis player. 349 00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:24.680 The tennis players, and they've replayed, they've taken some of 350 00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:25.519 the courts and given them. 351 00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:28.519 The pickleball people are losing their minds. 352 00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:30.200 Right, and so forgive me. 353 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:32.559 But as a pickle a pickle ball court is smaller 354 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:36.240 than a tennis court, right, yes, yeah, okay, so they. 355 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:38.799 Just and it's and it's a hard paddle, right, And 356 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:42.039 it's a hard kind of hard ball compared to a 357 00:17:42.079 --> 00:17:45.119 tennis Have you actually played and it it's no, it's 358 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:48.000 the most. I'm not saying I won't play or won't 359 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:48.279 try it. 360 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:50.680 I just never have. I just find it to be 361 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:51.839 the most annoying sound. 362 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:55.240 It's fun. I've traded it five or six times. It's fun. 363 00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:58.160 Aren't your neighbors playing driving you crazy with the sound? 364 00:17:58.559 --> 00:17:58.599 No? 365 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:04.160 I have a friends who they have a huge Their 366 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:07.400 neighbor has a huge property, like it's a few lots 367 00:18:07.839 --> 00:18:13.119 uh in Terrytown, and they put a pickleball court really 368 00:18:13.119 --> 00:18:16.240 far away from their house, right up against her back fence. 369 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:18.319 My friend's back so she's just hearing and she has 370 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:21.559 to listen to that into the wee hours of the night. 371 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:23.559 So we just know that. 372 00:18:23.599 --> 00:18:27.000 I just put pickleball into my maps and within a 373 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:31.160 seven mile radius, there are nine pickleball places to play. 374 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:34.000 Oh okay, so I don't think it's dying. 375 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:36.000 Is that place now? I was. 376 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:38.880 I don't remember the details, but I was just reading 377 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:42.319 about you know this guy that, and I think there's 378 00:18:42.359 --> 00:18:44.480 been several of them where they are going to build 379 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:47.880 this mega complex for pickleball, and they took a bunch 380 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:51.720 of investor money and ran in Austin and didn't didn't execute. 381 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.799 I think one was near here, and one was in Austin, 382 00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:56.640 Like I can't remember. I was just reading about that. 383 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:58.759 I think there's a lot of that going on. Here's somebody, 384 00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:02.759 there's somebody in Cedar p that is really really rolling 385 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:06.799 the dice on the future of racket sports. It's a 386 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:11.079 place called top Shots JB. It's a bad minton place. 387 00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:15.359 I think it's one of the things you can do 388 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:17.000 right or is it all badminton? 389 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:17.839 Look it up? 390 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:21.160 Are they going for the top golf concept where you 391 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:27.480 play and drink it's enormous, which I think is. But 392 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:30.240 that's what I think is held pickleball. Like there's places 393 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:33.240 like Bolden Acres in there. It's really a bar that 394 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:35.599 happens to have a couple of courts right right. 395 00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:38.359 Which speaks to young people that can't just hang out 396 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:40.559 and drink like you like you're supposed to. They got 397 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:44.960 to be doing something. You are doing something drinking and smoking. 398 00:19:46.079 --> 00:19:49.359 Get right, got top Shot? 399 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:50.519 That is my theory. 400 00:19:51.319 --> 00:19:56.680 Like millennials and younger like, they were raised by parents 401 00:19:56.759 --> 00:20:00.519