Speaker 1: I think everyone would imagine that if you move to
Speaker 1: a foreign country, there would be some things that you
Speaker 1: knew need to get used to culturally, things that are
Speaker 1: just different. And that's the case with the woman that
Speaker 1: moved to Austin from Austria, and she there's one thing
Speaker 1: in particular, she was aware that there would be cultural differences.
Speaker 1: But the one thing that she just can't get her
Speaker 1: brain around is a message that a lot of Texans
Speaker 1: send in their front yard or on their vehicle, and
Speaker 1: it is warning.
Speaker 2: It's a sign that says warning, protected by and then
Speaker 2: there is a drawing of a handgun and underneath it
Speaker 2: says we do not call nine to one one.
Speaker 3: This Austrian woman cannot get her brain around that.
Speaker 2: She's saying that there's culture shock to come back to
Speaker 2: the United States. Definitely culture shock living in Texas. And
Speaker 2: she said, this is a sign that I see most
Speaker 2: in Texas neighborhoods saying if you come to my house,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to call the cop.
Speaker 4: I'm going to shoot you. And she is blown away
Speaker 4: by this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, have you seen the videos on Instagram
Speaker 1: of its Like I don't know a fighter Jet or
Speaker 1: a Blackhawk helicopter or NASCAR or a football stadium, and
Speaker 1: it says the European mind cannot comprehend this. They just
Speaker 1: can't get their brains around. Have you seen the ones
Speaker 1: that say protected by Magnum three fifty seven.
Speaker 4: I've seen stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, It's like, hey, I guess cultures are different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She said if I put this same sign in my
Speaker 2: front yard in Europe, the police would be there in
Speaker 2: a heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Really yes, yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip recently of a Canadian police officer
Speaker 1: talking about he was telling the Canadians that you should
Speaker 1: not lock your doors to your home and just leave
Speaker 1: your key fobs, oh yeah, inside the door, because they're
Speaker 1: not there to rob you.
Speaker 3: They're there to steal your car. So just unlock the
Speaker 3: door and leave the key fob there.
Speaker 4: Make it easier for them to steal your stuff.
Speaker 1: And that clip and then that clip segues from him
Speaker 1: to a sheriff in Florida that says, if someone breaks
Speaker 1: in your house in the state of Florida, you have
Speaker 1: absolutely every right in the world to shoot them. In fact,
Speaker 1: we prefer that you do shoot them. Justice is right,
Speaker 1: so we don't have to mess with them. He literally
Speaker 1: said that, encouraging them to do it. So, boy, you
Speaker 1: got to be a fool to break into someone's house while.
Speaker 3: They're at home.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, it's you're putting people in in a
Speaker 5: in a split second decision sort of. And if you
Speaker 5: want to protect your family, right, you learn about this
Speaker 5: in your concealed class.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: I did take his concealed class, and it, boy, if
Speaker 5: it teaches you anything, it teaches you not to use
Speaker 5: that gun unless your your or your family's life is threatened.
Speaker 5: And you know, people will wave a gun over you know,
Speaker 5: you know, like road rage, which is stupid and illegal. Yeah,
Speaker 5: waving your gun, doing a warning shot and waving your
Speaker 5: gun is illegal. Doing a warning shot in the air
Speaker 5: is illegal. The laws are in Texas anyway, are much
Speaker 5: more in your favor if you have to use your
Speaker 5: gun at night versus during the day, just because it's
Speaker 5: just old, old, old Texas law. And then the other
Speaker 5: interesting thing that they said that I thought was really
Speaker 5: interesting is even if you're in the right to shoot someone,
Speaker 5: you're probably gonna spend minimum twenty thousand dollars defending yourself.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, if you're totally right and everyone's going to go. Hey,
Speaker 5: he was defending his family. If it goes to court,
Speaker 5: you're going to spend twenty grand. So don't have a
Speaker 5: problem with that if I'm defending my life or my
Speaker 5: family life. Right, But he said, if someone's running out
Speaker 5: your door with a TV, is that worth twenty thousand
Speaker 5: dollars a month? Forget that you're shooting someone, right, it's
Speaker 5: you're in You have insurance. If someone's breaking into or
Speaker 5: stealing your car, you have car insurance. Right, So do
Speaker 5: you want to go out there and shoot them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Probably not I want to, but I know.
Speaker 3: I want to. I probably would, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Though? It's really interesting. You know, if someone's you know, running,
Speaker 5: comes in trying to steal your computer, what's it worth?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if you just beat them up? What if you
Speaker 1: just beat them up? I'm serious? You don't shoot them
Speaker 1: to beat the hell out of it? Is that more problems?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was a concealed up class. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Any guy comes into your house and tries to steal
Speaker 1: your TV, don't have a gun, but you beat the
Speaker 1: hell out of him.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get in trouble for that, right
Speaker 2: point Again, at him to make a few friends and
Speaker 2: then take him down.
Speaker 3: Hey, you snap a few fingers, you break.
Speaker 6: A leg and knee into your house again, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: Tie them up and take a you know, a hammer
Speaker 6: to their knee door, cut.
Speaker 3: A finger off making make them eat it. Yeah, feed
Speaker 3: them their fingers, put them up their nose.
Speaker 1: Take pictures of it, and post it on social embarrassed
Speaker 1: live live stream it.
Speaker 3: This guy tried to break into my house. Watch what
Speaker 3: I did with the pictures on the on your front.
Speaker 2: Fence to warn all the other people who might be
Speaker 2: thinking about the equivalent of like, yeah, like hanging the
Speaker 2: dead coyote on the fence post, right, like when I
Speaker 2: would set scorpions on fire on our front porch to
Speaker 2: send a message to the other scorret Then.
Speaker 1: She put them on a little bamboo skewer, put them
Speaker 1: at the front door.
Speaker 4: Not scorpion friendly here, That might actually work.
Speaker 5: You know, I told you I was going, uh, just
Speaker 5: the other day, we're talking about how it is on
Speaker 5: this mosquito thing, all the different ways to combat mosquitos.
Speaker 3: You know what one of them is.
Speaker 5: Boy, we're going on here, but is there are these
Speaker 5: little on metal pins, these little handmade painted metallic dragonflies.
Speaker 5: Oh that scares them that you hang around your backyard
Speaker 5: and it scares off bugs.
Speaker 3: So your scorpion thing.
Speaker 4: Could be yeshow that's true.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should make some, Tricia.
Speaker 4: Go find some squirre little scorpion skewers. What if that's
Speaker 4: what makes us rich?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing mail in people's scorpion skewers.
Speaker 3: You stick with the lotto.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my.
Speaker 3: Stick with the lot, Tricia, that'd be best for you.
Speaker 1: It's amazing how often Luby's comes up on the show.
Speaker 3: There's only one left in Austin.
Speaker 2: Our daughter and I were just talking about Luby's yesterday
Speaker 2: after her doctor's appointment.
Speaker 6: Oh really yesterday? Yeah, which she's where's the Where's one
Speaker 6: eighty three and going towards the airport right on the
Speaker 6: other side of thirty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just east of I thirty five there's a Loubies
Speaker 1: And their sign that they had out recently is pretty
Speaker 1: darn funny.
Speaker 3: The sign on their marquis.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're if they're going after the
Speaker 1: going the El Arroyo route with this, or if this
Speaker 1: is just a one off on their marquee. But it
Speaker 1: says sweet iced tea ac works. Food's pretty good. Come
Speaker 1: on in, please come in bad We'll get me into
Speaker 1: the the Loubies for sure. Boy, Tricia loves Alubies. I
Speaker 1: am not a huge fan of the Loubies, but Tricia
Speaker 1: loves it.
Speaker 2: I've been eating there since like four years old, three
Speaker 2: years old, same meal, one of two meals, every time,
Speaker 2: never deviated. Tell JB the kind of pie you get,
Speaker 2: whipped cheese pie. JB, Oh my god, it's like whipped cheese.
Speaker 3: K does that sound good? All? I think?
Speaker 5: Loubies or is probably the only place people eat jello.
Speaker 4: Always there.
Speaker 2: I would always get it because I feel like I
Speaker 2: want it. Then I wouldn't eat it. Loubi's is Jello's
Speaker 2: biggest commercial account right for sure.
Speaker 1: Nowhere else where else maybe at the Golden Corral do
Speaker 1: they have Jello?
Speaker 4: Maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 1: But our daughter asked me the other day, she goes,
Speaker 1: have you ever been to a Golden Corral?
Speaker 3: And I said, nope, I haven't.
Speaker 1: But apparently they've upgraded their food, like they've made an
Speaker 1: effort to rebrand and yeah, get rid of the old
Speaker 1: Golden Corral image, and that their food's a little bit better,
Speaker 1: but she said that some of the boys that she
Speaker 1: goes to school with.
Speaker 4: Go there a lot because it's all you can eat.
Speaker 4: They take them out teenage boys.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 5: I met a guy I think it was Golden Corral
Speaker 5: or something like that, and he was the new.
Speaker 3: Chief marketing officer and I was chatting.
Speaker 5: With him about it, and I was like, man, it's like,
Speaker 5: what do you do to turn that place around? And
Speaker 5: I think improving the food was one of them. And
Speaker 5: I was like, there was a time when like going
Speaker 5: to an Applebee's happy hour was it thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like if you if you make it affordable, like
Speaker 5: the young people will find There's.
Speaker 1: An old flashback for his JD not to throw you
Speaker 1: off story, Chelsea Street Pub.
Speaker 3: In the in the mall. Yeah, people will find it
Speaker 3: if it's fun and good, right, oh wow and reasonable.
Speaker 5: That's that's probably the last Long Island ice.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: You know, it's Chelsea Street Pub at Barton Creek Mall.
Speaker 1: That's one of my claims to fame in my drinking career.
Speaker 1: I never had I never once in my life drink
Speaker 1: in my drink. Yeah. I never once did a Long
Speaker 1: Island iced tea pass my lips.
Speaker 3: Never have one.
Speaker 2: It's probably really best, which I'm surprised because it has
Speaker 2: all the alcohol in it.
Speaker 5: I know it was a Yeah, that was that was
Speaker 5: the go to get hammered in your early twenties. We
Speaker 5: drink them there. We would drink them at ables fast
Speaker 5: as you could. Yeah, or or electric lemonade.
Speaker 1: You guys, ever in your drinking careers, ever drink out
Speaker 1: of a fish bowl?
Speaker 4: I drink punch out of a trash can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trash can punch in college for sure with ever
Speaker 5: clear ye all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: In fact, I think that it would double up. It
Speaker 5: was Chelsea Street.
Speaker 1: Pub, That's what I was trying to remember where you
Speaker 1: got them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it probably was, or or anything in a lot
Speaker 5: of places in Norma used to do.
Speaker 1: How about other Okay, we're playing ways. You've consumed alcohol
Speaker 1: for five hundred alleys. How about a yard.
Speaker 3: A yard.
Speaker 4: Long yards of beer?
Speaker 3: Yea or dackery. He used to do those that.
Speaker 5: This will give you this back when Draft Horse Pub
Speaker 5: used to do yards and half yards, you know remember that.
Speaker 5: I don't think they do anymore still there, that's one
Speaker 5: of the oldest places to hang out. It's funny. My
Speaker 5: daughter is moving just a few blocks. Oh wow, that's
Speaker 5: gonna be her local. I'm gonna have to introduce her
Speaker 5: to a draft horse. But anyhow, they would do yards
Speaker 5: and then like those are crazy, Like remember some of
Speaker 5: the festivals and down on Sixth Street and stuff that happened?
Speaker 3: They did, they did nothing.
Speaker 1: One that makes I've also never drank and it has
Speaker 1: to come in a certain form is the Moscow mule.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to come in the copper.
Speaker 3: Cup, right in one of those never had it?
Speaker 4: I think that I one time did.
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: What is it when you stand upside down on a keg?
Speaker 3: A keg stand?
Speaker 2: Keg stand? Yeah, and mine the track cone? I had
Speaker 2: had alcohol out of a traffic cone.
Speaker 3: Ways to consume alcohol?
Speaker 5: You and your friends line up and it's shot glasses
Speaker 5: attached to a.
Speaker 1: Done it all right, I can play this game too.
Speaker 1: I can play this game too. Beer bong? Done it?
Speaker 1: Beer bongs? Ever done a beer bong?
Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah? With the tube and the funnel
Speaker 3: and that's just.
Speaker 2: A keg stand when you're upside down through a beer bong, right, No.
Speaker 1: That's when you put your mouth on the tap. This
Speaker 1: is like a funnel at the top and a tube
Speaker 1: and if you had a few extra bucks, you would
Speaker 1: buy buy a valve. Hand all right, I got another
Speaker 1: one unless someone else does.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Ice louge, done it. Ice louge is just a frozen
Speaker 1: ice slide, is all it is. And you put it's disgusting,
Speaker 1: but you put your mouth at the bottom of it,
Speaker 1: and then they pour the shot from the top of
Speaker 1: it down and you catch it with your mouth.
Speaker 4: Done a body shut, done it?
Speaker 3: Drink? Oh yeah, yeah, done that.
Speaker 1: Done that a lot. That's so gross. Other ways to
Speaker 1: consume alcohol. Let's see, pool.
Speaker 2: Noodles came into play a lot in the summer, kind
Speaker 2: of like the summer version of an ice luge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right down the end of a pool noodle.
Speaker 3: Everybody has a shotgun, Yes, definitely, of course.
Speaker 2: Shotguns defies all laws of physics in your body shotgutting
Speaker 2: a beer, it's fun, shoots it right down, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: Yes you've done that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've done that.
Speaker 3: I just find that surprising.
Speaker 2: Really, Jack and Brittany, the cases and cases of beer
Speaker 2: that we drink.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell a quick story about those two crazies.
Speaker 1: These are two Atricia's redneck friends, and so they came
Speaker 1: and stayed with us one weekend when we lived on
Speaker 1: the lake, and I knew that these girls could drink
Speaker 1: some beer, right, I mean they're professional, yeah, professional beer drinkers.
Speaker 1: And they drank Miller Light. So I went to the
Speaker 1: store and I got a case and a half of
Speaker 1: Miller Light. They arrived on Friday Saturday at about four
Speaker 1: thirty in the afternoon. I went and looked into the
Speaker 1: YETI cooler and it's empty. We had to get more.
Speaker 1: I had to go get a more beer. These girls
Speaker 1: drink a case and a half of beer in twenty
Speaker 1: four hours.
Speaker 4: I was impressed just what we did.
Speaker 3: I was so impressed with it.
Speaker 2: It was like our triple our triplet powers were activated
Speaker 2: when we were together. Yep, and there was we were
Speaker 2: bottomless pits for beer.
Speaker 4: It was insane.
Speaker 3: I know, it's amazing. You don't wig three hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: I know it really is.
Speaker 5: Ways to consume out okay, yes, yes, yes, test tubes oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, and bars yes.
Speaker 5: And the cocktail waitress would have it like in a
Speaker 5: whole step. Yes, like she was Pancho.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: They did the Dallas night club all the time, and
Speaker 6: right behind her was the chicks selling roses.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the.
Speaker 5: Ways to consume alcohol on fire. Yes, you ate your alcohol?
Speaker 3: How did we skip?
Speaker 2: We just talked about jello shots not too long ago.
Speaker 2: We're like, is that still a thing? And people blew
Speaker 2: up our text line. They're like, yes it is. It's
Speaker 2: definitely a thing.
Speaker 5: Ways to consume alcohol baseball hard hat with straws.
Speaker 4: With the holder and a beer on either side.
Speaker 1: Oh, you knew that guy was serious when you saw
Speaker 1: that guy who was there for real.
Speaker 4: Needed to at a time, but couldn't be bothered to
Speaker 4: hold them.
Speaker 3: That's folk, you know.
Speaker 5: I tried to make I tried to do one once
Speaker 5: for for like going out on the lake. You might
Speaker 5: remember when I thought I was a genius, I called
Speaker 5: him vodka clementines.
Speaker 3: I don't remember this. You know, the little clementine or oranges.
Speaker 4: Oh you put it?
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 5: I was using a needle and injecting a shot of
Speaker 5: vodka into them and then just throw them in the
Speaker 5: cooler on ice.
Speaker 3: So you get out on the lake.
Speaker 5: You could just snack on these oranges.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're snacking and drinking all the night.
Speaker 5: I was the only one who liked Were you telling
Speaker 5: other people that there was Yeah?
Speaker 3: Those are vodka oranges. Yeah, you tell.
Speaker 5: Her, like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Last call for unusual ways to consume alcohol?
Speaker 3: Anyone got one? Go once, I go.
Speaker 5: When you're glad, when your your shot is on.
Speaker 3: Fire, flaming.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the Jab and Sandy Show on Austin's Dad Station.
Speaker 1: What three point one and Austin Knight on redd and
Speaker 1: asked the following question, is pickleball dead?
Speaker 3: Is pickleball dead?
Speaker 1: He said that he recently moved back can't find any
Speaker 1: places to play. I'm like, how is that possible? It
Speaker 1: seems like there's pickleball fights everywhere. The tennis players and
Speaker 1: I think JB can really speak to this because his
Speaker 1: mother is a big time tennis player.
Speaker 5: The tennis players, and they've replayed, they've taken some of
Speaker 5: the courts and given them.
Speaker 4: The pickleball people are losing their minds.
Speaker 3: Right, and so forgive me.
Speaker 1: But as a pickle a pickle ball court is smaller
Speaker 1: than a tennis court, right, yes, yeah, okay, so they.
Speaker 5: Just and it's and it's a hard paddle, right, And
Speaker 5: it's a hard kind of hard ball compared to a
Speaker 5: tennis Have you actually played and it it's no, it's
Speaker 5: the most. I'm not saying I won't play or won't
Speaker 5: try it.
Speaker 3: I just never have. I just find it to be
Speaker 3: the most annoying sound.
Speaker 4: It's fun. I've traded it five or six times. It's fun.
Speaker 3: Aren't your neighbors playing driving you crazy with the sound?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I have a friends who they have a huge Their
Speaker 5: neighbor has a huge property, like it's a few lots
Speaker 5: uh in Terrytown, and they put a pickleball court really
Speaker 5: far away from their house, right up against her back fence.
Speaker 5: My friend's back so she's just hearing and she has
Speaker 5: to listen to that into the wee hours of the night.
Speaker 3: So we just know that.
Speaker 2: I just put pickleball into my maps and within a
Speaker 2: seven mile radius, there are nine pickleball places to play.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so I don't think it's dying.
Speaker 3: Is that place now? I was.
Speaker 5: I don't remember the details, but I was just reading
Speaker 5: about you know this guy that, and I think there's
Speaker 5: been several of them where they are going to build
Speaker 5: this mega complex for pickleball, and they took a bunch
Speaker 5: of investor money and ran in Austin and didn't didn't execute.
Speaker 5: I think one was near here, and one was in Austin,
Speaker 5: Like I can't remember. I was just reading about that.
Speaker 5: I think there's a lot of that going on. Here's somebody,
Speaker 5: there's somebody in Cedar p that is really really rolling
Speaker 5: the dice on the future of racket sports. It's a
Speaker 5: place called top Shots JB. It's a bad minton place.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the things you can do
Speaker 2: right or is it all badminton?
Speaker 3: Look it up?
Speaker 5: Are they going for the top golf concept where you
Speaker 5: play and drink it's enormous, which I think is. But
Speaker 5: that's what I think is held pickleball. Like there's places
Speaker 5: like Bolden Acres in there. It's really a bar that
Speaker 5: happens to have a couple of courts right right.
Speaker 1: Which speaks to young people that can't just hang out
Speaker 1: and drink like you like you're supposed to. They got
Speaker 1: to be doing something. You are doing something drinking and smoking.
Speaker 1: Get right, got top Shot?
Speaker 3: That is my theory.
Speaker 5: Like millennials and younger like, they were raised by parents
Speaker 5: that always had them entertaining always, so to just sit
Speaker 5: there and hang out.
Speaker 3: And talk is like what right? Why would I do that?
Speaker 3: And stare at their phone?
Speaker 5: So that's why you see these arcades blowing up, pickleball courts,
Speaker 5: blowing up things to do. Yep, that cider caade right
Speaker 5: near my neighborhood is packed on the weekend.
Speaker 3: There's another what's the top shot?
Speaker 4: Top shot? It's badminton, excuse me, and pickleball.
Speaker 2: It's this huge complex with like twenty courts that you
Speaker 2: can play badminton and pickleball on the courts.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's not just bad too. I would bet
Speaker 1: you the pickleball is way more crowded than the bad neinton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they use the same court apparently, Oh they do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I have no desire to play either one.
Speaker 2: The thirty thousand square foot facility, that's amazing, fourteen courts.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: Another big thing in that world too is indoor simulated golf. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the golf simulators. Oh yeah, that's a big deal.
Speaker 5: I've seen some of these home versions that are starting
Speaker 5: to have come just with AI technology.
Speaker 1: They come way way down in price. You know, of
Speaker 1: course they have. They've been out for twenty something years.
Speaker 1: But it's you hit the ball into a net and
Speaker 1: it can then it shows you the ball flying on
Speaker 1: the golf course that you're playing and you can play
Speaker 1: all the.
Speaker 3: Face in a major golf course in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, even is everything right down to you know,
Speaker 1: it's got Barton Creek on there on the which is
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be fun. That's a good drinking yeah, exactly, exactly,
Speaker 5: and it's great. It's somewhere of the bar right now.
Speaker 1: If you just want to hit some golf balls, it's
Speaker 1: nice to do it in an air conditioned simulator. So anyway,
Speaker 1: and you can drink your cold beer or whatever. You
Speaker 1: can do that outside too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so they taste it in both places.
Speaker 3: And Tricia's not much with a racket.
Speaker 4: I'm not good.
Speaker 2: I can't control where the ball goes when a racket's involved.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with pickleball, Yeah, I think because I updated
Speaker 2: a long distance the tennis, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do it badminton, I can't do it. I
Speaker 4: don't know why.
Speaker 5: Well, glad, it's funny that every everyone acts like pickleball
Speaker 5: is brand new, like in the last decade and right
Speaker 5: my daughter would go to Camp Longhorn and they had
Speaker 5: they've been playing pickleball at that camp since the fifties.
Speaker 5: Oh really, huh, Yeah, they've got pickleball court.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: And I believe that camp was started in the fifties.
Speaker 5: They've been playing it there forever. She I remember she
Speaker 5: you know your parents go toward it and she was
Speaker 5: showing us the pickleball courts.
Speaker 3: That was fifteen years ago. Wow. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that was you guys ever and they've
Speaker 3: been there forever. Did you guys ever play racquetball back
Speaker 3: in the day? I loved playing racket Yeah, I loved
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 4: My friend's dad's played racketball.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 5: It's fun, lensless, gogglies, respects respect.
Speaker 3: And then hey, I played hand I played handball in college.
Speaker 3: That's a whole different game.
Speaker 5: Friend, a friend of mine got me into it, and
Speaker 5: it was it was really very hard to learn.
Speaker 4: Very We need to bring back butts up? Did you
Speaker 4: ever play butts up? JB next, just.
Speaker 2: Need a tennis ball in a wall?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we call it buns up. And then there
Speaker 5: was a game a playground. We'd call it five hundred.
Speaker 5: I don't remember how you scored, but you were throwing
Speaker 5: it up against the brick wall. Yeah right, I don't
Speaker 5: remember those. We call it five hundred. And I think
Speaker 5: there was a buns up component to that. Our game
Speaker 5: you had to turn around.
Speaker 1: Did you have to show your bottom to the to
Speaker 1: the to the players and they throw ball at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you got tapped or something, your punishment was
Speaker 2: going up hands against the wall with your butt sticking
Speaker 2: out and they all got to trying to hit you
Speaker 2: in the butt.
Speaker 1: Imagine if the kids played that at school today. They
Speaker 1: never never allowed it.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's some component of dodgeball, but you
Speaker 2: can't actually hit the other child with the ball upset them.
Speaker 5: I remember kids in middle school being really into this
Speaker 5: and I bet Sandy was pitching pins.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Heck yeah, I'd kill them.
Speaker 4: It's like bet and gambling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the teachers would lose their minds in that one,
Speaker 5: the administration because it's it is gambling.
Speaker 1: But it's like we did a lot of that, and
Speaker 1: you had to We did it in the boy's bathroom
Speaker 1: or in the locker room, and if you came in
Speaker 1: during your free period or lunch period, you had to
Speaker 1: walk in and go cool.
Speaker 3: That meant.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the teacher because you heard the door open,
Speaker 1: and if you didn't say cool, then you're probably going
Speaker 1: to take a beat when you got it got into
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 5: So, oh, here's a good playground or on the bus.
Speaker 5: Childhood game that no one plays anymore. Pencil fighting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, pencil at each other.
Speaker 1: No, no, I can still do a snap. I can
Speaker 1: still do it like that. Remember you would go.
Speaker 5: One person holds it and the other person flicks it,
Speaker 5: and some guys were really good at flicking it, and
Speaker 5: then you go, no bracing, no bracing.
Speaker 3: Remember, you know what's amazing is jabie.
Speaker 1: You were growing up in Texas and I was growing
Speaker 1: up in California and Nebraska.
Speaker 3: But we played the same games. How did we find
Speaker 3: out about this? That was in internet?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How did we discover those things? But the number two
Speaker 1: rubber pencil was a tough one to break, right then?
Speaker 1: Some wise as wise ass would always show up with
Speaker 1: a husky pencil.
Speaker 3: Do you remember those?
Speaker 1: That was like good, no huskies, take your husky home.
Speaker 3: I think I think.
Speaker 5: I think pencil fighting died when when Calico had to
Speaker 5: head football?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so did the little diagonal football.
Speaker 4: Oh, we hold your thumbs up for the.
Speaker 3: Goal diamond football?
Speaker 4: Yeah, paper football game?
Speaker 3: Did you get in trouble for that?
Speaker 4: Get in trouble for it.
Speaker 2: I mean Lance Sloyd played one thousand games a day
Speaker 2: of that, right, I don't remember getting in trouble for it.
Speaker 2: I think you might be thinking of when we accidentally
Speaker 2: flicked a pickle into a lady's hair at Dan's hamber.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what you're thinking of now. The one
Speaker 1: game that we used to play outside. You can't say
Speaker 1: the name of it anymore because it's not politically correct.
Speaker 1: But all it sounds like smear the deer. It's what
Speaker 1: it sounds like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know we're not we're not proud. We didn't
Speaker 5: know so, but that was That was basically a game
Speaker 5: of keep away where one person's trying to avoid.
Speaker 3: Every exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: You throw it up in the air, and for some
Speaker 1: reason you wanted the ball.
Speaker 3: Right, it's the Jamie and Sandy. It made no sense
Speaker 3: at all.