WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the snarts egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:13.119 You're about to teach. 3 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.120 Your name's glazed by the Great Chris ray Guns, Derek 4 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:19.960 black Man and Tom. 5 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:27.359 Sway Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back 6 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:35.240 and prepare for some lady where? 7 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:37.079 All right? 8 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:42.159 Yeah, how's Wolverine gonna have a health bar? Dude? He 9 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:43.600 fucking regenerates. 10 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:45.960 I can't believe, like these people have never played someone 11 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.520 in a gut suit him right in the gut with 12 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:51.799 there's so many X Men games, Like, I'm like, how, 13 00:00:52.359 --> 00:00:55.560 just who gives a fuck? You know what his death 14 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:57.799 could mean? It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. 15 00:00:57.799 --> 00:00:59.079 I don't want to get into a. 16 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:00.920 Carey as I help and he can die, Like what, 17 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:02.799 It's a video game exactly, that's all. 18 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:07.280 But Bud regenerate, Derek, you don't get it. He can regenerate. 19 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:09.000 Why would he be able to regenerate? 20 00:01:09.079 --> 00:01:12.159 Derek, shut your stupid pussy ass mouth up. Have you 21 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:13.760 never played video games before? 22 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:14.359 No? 23 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:18.400 How could you have a Superman video game? Ass mouths 24 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:22.159 a lot of parts. Everybody have fucked Spider Man beats 25 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:25.400 up regular Henchman. How was that possible? Like that shouldn't 26 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:29.359 even be a thing, Like like he's hitting them hard, dude, 27 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:30.560 due the game. 28 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:33.599 In the game, like, I love that the I love 29 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:35.959 the justification where like, oh, he's pulling his punches or whatever, 30 00:01:35.959 --> 00:01:39.480 because in the game there are certain finishing moves in 31 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:40.319 that game where I'm. 32 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:45.280 Like, you, you. 33 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:44.519 Can't pull that punch, not in that way. 34 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:47.040 You can't the kick to like the back of the 35 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:49.959 neck that he does when he's like finishing off like 36 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.519 some random twenty five year old henchman. 37 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:56.200 He is so debilitatingly devastating. 38 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:58.599 The one that gets me that I think is so 39 00:01:58.879 --> 00:02:01.200 fucking dangerous but such it was supposed to be funny 40 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:04.120 is when him and Miles Miles webs the feet and 41 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:07.239 Peter Webb's the top of the head and that guy falls. 42 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.199 If a person that weighs at least like one hundred 43 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:13.919 and twenty five pounds head hits the floor like that, 44 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:19.599 if they're still here there, they're different. 45 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:23.479 They are different from if they wake up. 46 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:25.439 If they wake up, they look at their they open 47 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:27.400 their wallet, they look at their idea. They say who 48 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:33.199 is this? They say who is that? Because that's not me, 49 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:36.599 that's that ain't that is not me. I don't know 50 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.319 that he doesn't look like me at all anymore. 51 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:41.879 It looks like you ever see inside? 52 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:45.000 Can you think of a moment of playing a video game? 53 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:47.240 Because I feel like it's so different from movies. Yes, 54 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:53.360 we're like, well I hate so much. Yeah I can't actually, yeah, 55 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:58.879 you gotta go moment, right, can't. No, But like when 56 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:02.159 you were you had like a major suspension of disbelief 57 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:03.759 in a video game while you were playing, where you're like, oh, 58 00:03:03.759 --> 00:03:07.080 that's bullshit, Like do you remember. I can't think of 59 00:03:07.159 --> 00:03:10.520 a moment where I truly felt like that because I 60 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:12.599 don't know, especially a lot of times video game mechanics 61 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:16.159 and bugs and whatever, it's just all kind of wacky anyway, 62 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:17.039 and it's just like fun. 63 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:20.319 And I think I remember when I was a kid 64 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:26.520 in Spider Man the game, the movie based game for 65 00:03:26.599 --> 00:03:28.560 the original Xbox, and I remember I would fall down 66 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.599 to the street and the street would kill you, and 67 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:37.400 I remember being like, that's kind of insane, Like I 68 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:39.400 remember even as a kid, I remember being like why 69 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:43.479 because there's no explanation for it in like the movie 70 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.159 based game, like in the old like actually I'm wearing 71 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:50.199 the shirt the old neversoft spider in games nice, there's 72 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:52.599 like they explained it away by like, oh, there's a 73 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:56.479 toxic gas like covering the street. That was like the 74 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.439 whole thing that the villains were doing. It's like, okay, fine, 75 00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:00.000 you can't touch the street. They at least explained it 76 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.360 in the movie based game. He's just inexplicably, just. 77 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:05.240 Like no, that's that's spider Man one, right. 78 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:08.199 Yeah, the Turbo vir spider Man one. And it's just 79 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:10.280 like and I remember being a kid being. 80 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:14.120 Like why but like why why It's. 81 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:16.480 Like, there's no they don't even make an effort. 82 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:18.399 That is funny to me. 83 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:21.240 It was like I think I would mention Arkham City 84 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:26.560 when uh, what is it? Catwoman is dangling a bun 85 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.920 above a that of acid. Yeah, and once you stop 86 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:33.639 two face, you can just walk into the acid. And 87 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:36.639 I just love that because Batman is supposed to be 88 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:41.040 the ship and then he and like I think I 89 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:43.720 spent a good like ten minutes. I remember, actually this 90 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:47.160 is just doing different scenarios. I wish I still had 91 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:49.879 my Snapchat because I would just do different scenarios like 92 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:54.639 just saying stuff like Batman saying heroic things or with 93 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:56.439 like a filter on or whatever. Yeah, like and just 94 00:04:56.439 --> 00:04:58.600 saying like Oracle just well and then just walking into it. 95 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:00.839 I just kept doing it was like comedy skit and 96 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:03.959 I love doing it like that or no Russian model 97 00:05:03.959 --> 00:05:05.839 war for a two same things I'd be doing like different. 98 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:10.920 I have a this is like technically embarrassing, but I 99 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.199 was like, I'm sad that I'm sad that I didn't 100 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:15.600 save it now, but like I remember, like there was 101 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:16.920 a there was a time I think in like twenty 102 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:18.399 twenty two where I was like so sick. I think 103 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:19.920 I caught like a stomach flu or something. I was 104 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.680 throwing up like a lot, Like it was like reliable, 105 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:25.639 and there's this I don't know if you guys remember, 106 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.680 there was like a specific filter where like it would 107 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:31.120 take your face and put it on some random it 108 00:05:31.199 --> 00:05:33.560 was like Spider Man's back and he was like swinging 109 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:35.920 and he was like saving Oh, I remember that, yeah, 110 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:39.639 And so I like I didn't while I was really 111 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:43.879 sick and I threw up while I was going it 112 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:45.959 as if like Spider Man was making you really dizzy, 113 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:47.240 and I thought it was really funny. 114 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:48.480 But at the same time, I was like, I'm not 115 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:51.839 really this. I don't really want confident. I don't really 116 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:54.279 I don't really want footage of me vomiting on the internet. 117 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:56.040 Really why though. 118 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.439 I don't know, it should at least be fake. 119 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:00.399 Yeah, it should at least be a why. 120 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.000 What does the vombit's authenticity? 121 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:02.680 I don't know. 122 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:04.360 There was something about it. 123 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:07.199 It felt like weirdly private, like it's the same thing 124 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:09.639 where like I wouldn't want my coum flying on screen 125 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:11.279 like my you know what I mean, Like I don't. 126 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:13.079 I don't know. That's kind of cool. I think I've 127 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:17.120 always wanted to like get away. You're right, I always 128 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:18.439 wanted to get away with that. With that seemed like 129 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:20.199 a perfect house. I don't think it's possible. It's not, 130 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:22.639 it's impossible. Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast. 131 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:25.519 On that note, how do I come without getting in trouble? 132 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:29.079 Welcome, Welcome the stark Tank Podcast. Patreon dot com slashes 133 00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:29.439 snark Tank. 134 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:30.920 Remember you can go over there early at free access, 135 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.040 early early episodes, exclusive episodes, all that, all that jazz. 136 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:36.279 I'm back from New York. We're a little bit late. 137 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:41.120 Uh, primarily because my PC just stopped like back then, 138 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:45.439 Like my PC back home has been like I guess 139 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:47.680 not the family PC, but people have been fucking with it. 140 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:49.480 So there's a bunch of shit on there that I 141 00:06:49.519 --> 00:06:53.800 don't remember, and my equipment's kind of old. I ordered 142 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:55.600 new parts, but it was just like it. I think 143 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:57.399 they're getting there today, so I'll fix it next time 144 00:06:57.439 --> 00:07:00.000 I'm home. But I basically couldn't do it. 145 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:04.000 I'm back now, crazy, your your cousins were taking bats 146 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:07.279 to it. Yeah, they were just like fucking hey, look 147 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:08.800 it's spite a man. 148 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:12.240 Well dude, roadblocks was on it, and so I was like, mmm, oh, 149 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:14.079 don't love that. 150 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.560 Oh so they're probably talking to a bunch of like 151 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:18.360 a fucking adults like you to get at them. 152 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:21.759 And shit, there's probably there's probably a Chinese like like 153 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.360 a damon in my computer right now, like just like 154 00:07:24.439 --> 00:07:27.680 kind of like fucking around. But anyway, it's I got 155 00:07:27.680 --> 00:07:30.000 old equipment there anyway, like I gotta I gotta up it. 156 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:32.439 But I was in New York for like the past week, 157 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:36.360 seeing the city, seeing family. It was an interesting time 158 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:39.680 to be in New York City because right now the 159 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:44.680 mayoral debate is happening, and it's just all everybody's talking about. 160 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.160 The energy in the city is hysterical. By the way, 161 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:51.720 it's awesome. I've never felt that, like, I always feel 162 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:53.040 really happy when I'm in New York City, but like 163 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.680 this past week was just like extra because everybody it 164 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:04.240 felt like people would just talk ship about Andrew Cuomo unprovoked. 165 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:06.800 I was in my taxi cab. I was in like 166 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:09.279 because I take a I take a cab from Grand 167 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:12.240 Central to the airport because it's just it's quicker than 168 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:13.160 like transferring trains. 169 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:15.720 And my cab driver on the way to the airport 170 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:17.680 on the way back was like. 171 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:18.920 Do you see do you see this? 172 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:19.439 Uh? 173 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:23.120 Mayor mayor race? And I'm like, yeah, I'm I've been 174 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:27.279 paying attention this. He's well, he's he called Cuomo the 175 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:30.319 f siller, but I'm not going to repeat it. 176 00:08:30.759 --> 00:08:34.720 But I was which one? What do you mean there's 177 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:38.480 a few, There's only one, all right, you guys are 178 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:39.279 not were the literature? 179 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:40.039 What are the other ones? 180 00:08:40.639 --> 00:08:41.759 I don't I'd rather not say. 181 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:45.399 Fugazi? Is that like a like a like an Italian one. 182 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:47.440 I think fugazy does mean the same thing as it 183 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:50.919 though I think I thought it meant like fake or something. 184 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:53.440 I thought it meant like you're you're like dainty, like 185 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:55.679 to like that. I thought I. 186 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:01.120 Somehow didn't I somehow didn't grow up around enough Italians 187 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:02.840 to know what Fugesi means. 188 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:05.919 For sure, I'm becoming an expert. I'm on season two 189 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:06.879 of The Sopranos. 190 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:08.759 Dude, the Sopranos is becoming like. 191 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:13.600 A weird That is the worst way to learn about Italians. Also, granted, 192 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:14.679 that is terrible. 193 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.879 Stress is that there's a scene where they specifically even 194 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:21.120 throughout statistics. They're at the dinner table with the what 195 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:24.600 the therapist, Yeah, and like she's talking to her like 196 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:28.320 homies and stuff, and like somebody is specifically addressing like 197 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.120 these fucking stereotypes. They're ruining the image of Italians, like 198 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:33.679 this is only this person. I was like, this is hilarious. 199 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:35.879 I love how they make an effort to be like, hey, 200 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:39.519 this is not us, all us please. 201 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.320 I keep seeing Sopranos, like Sopranos just entering that stage 202 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:46.279 that like that Breaking Bad has been in for a while, 203 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.639 where like there's just all these edits yeah and all 204 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:49.519 these like memes about it. 205 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:50.840 I'm seeing so many. 206 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:52.840 More of them now. For whatever reason, I don't know 207 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:54.399 that it is. 208 00:09:56.519 --> 00:10:00.159 Max. I think it really uh it really helped it 209 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.480 because even the same thing with because I think Dexter's 210 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:04.559 on HBO now, right. 211 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:06.639 I think, so it's on it's on something else. 212 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:09.399 It's on something that's it's on something that's more accessible 213 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:10.519 than whatever it was on before. 214 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:12.600 Maybe it was like Showtime or whatever. 215 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:15.759 But yeah, okay, yeah, so okay, but like yeah, it's 216 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:19.559 on a streaming platform and all the same deal. Because 217 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:23.000 when Dexter was hot, there was a bunch of those 218 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:25.720 old school style means with a lot of texted ship 219 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:29.279 and vine was around and they're like that guy Doakes, 220 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:32.519 surprise motherfucker. So people are doing all these different things. 221 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:35.519 But now it's coming back, and I'm so happy because 222 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:39.159 I always always love that theme song, always love Sergeant Doakes, 223 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:42.000 and just seeing like it keeps getting me, like I'm 224 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:44.559 watching something and then all of a sudden, here comes 225 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:49.000 the edits of the music and something. 226 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.279 Bothers me so much. Is that Doakes is just right, 227 00:10:56.519 --> 00:11:00.639 but he's like not right for the right reasons. 228 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:04.639 I feel like he's right, he is, but he could 229 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:07.679 have but Dexter could have just been a weird guy. 230 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:11.360 He could have could have been guy, but he was 231 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:13.600 Like it's it's like. 232 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:16.720 Wait is it, like I've never seen wait, hold on 233 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:17.759 I've never seen Dexter. 234 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:18.679 I know nothing about it. 235 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:20.679 I know that it's about a serial killer who kills 236 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:23.600 bad people or whatever that whatever. But is it like, 237 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:27.840 is it like a mister Crocker type situation? Yeah, like yeah, 238 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:30.919 but not like mister because mister Crocker's always like, this 239 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:34.759 kid has fucking fairies. You know, this kid has fairies. 240 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:38.519 He's like, uh, and nobody believes him. Everybody thinks he's crazy. 241 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:42.679 Jokes is jokes, He's not. 242 00:11:43.559 --> 00:11:47.480 I would because it's obviously it's that's it's a decent. 243 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:50.519 Analogy, like as far as like, but it's not exact. 244 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:53.320 It's more subtle, like he's like kind of like I'm 245 00:11:53.360 --> 00:11:55.519 onto you, you know, and you'll call him a fucking 246 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:57.360 weirdo in his face and you know, like, but he's 247 00:11:57.399 --> 00:12:00.519 like he knows something's off because he has those intuitive 248 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:02.840 he has those instincts, and then he you know, he 249 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:04.039 figures it out. 250 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:06.720 But I won't say anything other than that because. 251 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.080 Sure, yeah, I'm sure watching. 252 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:13.000 Great fucking I love Season two is amazing. 253 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:15.320 He's in one and season two are really good. Then 254 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.039 it kind of gets stupid. It's one of those peaks 255 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:19.720 and valleys peaks and valleys. 256 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:21.840 But these sopranos means are great. Like for some reason, 257 00:12:22.039 --> 00:12:24.960 I'm always saying like they're always gamers. For some reason, 258 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:27.799 You're always like, like, so Tony Soprano being like. 259 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.799 Christopher, I'm trying, I don't know how to beat do 260 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:32.799 you know how to beat Lord Eashan or whatever? And 261 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:37.559 it's like, what is happening that this is the thing? 262 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:41.159 Dude? I love I love how shiit his son is. 263 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:43.639 I love how shit his son is, and I love 264 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:47.240 he's ship and then he's like and then Tony tries 265 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:52.000 to act like he wasn't also ship as a kid too, 266 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:54.919 and it's like, you're just you. Tony Soprano is an 267 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.159 instant character because like I think, like people like if 268 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:02.440 people like him, and it's so obvious you should it. 269 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:05.759 It's such like an obvious reason you shouldn't. But everyone 270 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:09.120 is drawn to him, therapist, It's like, why are people 271 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:10.000 drawn to this guy? 272 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:12.639 Well, it's it's actually it's it's the same as a 273 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:18.039 Walter Walter White in the same way that he's a villain. Uh, 274 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:20.159 but you just they set it up in the way 275 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:23.559 where his family just sucks and just getting them away. 276 00:13:23.799 --> 00:13:26.840 He's like he is the he's a protagonist, so you're 277 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:28.399 just you kind of assume. 278 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:30.919 This is not really true. 279 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:32.240 But like a lot of people are like, oh, the 280 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:34.519 protagonist is the good guys, Like, it's not necessarily to 281 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:36.559 the protagonist is like the main character is the focus. 282 00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:38.840 And so like a lot of people mistake that, I 283 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:41.679 think for like, oh, he's a good guy. 284 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:44.039 Yeah, and you go into it knowing that these people 285 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:46.159 are gonna be doing bad shit. So it wasn't like 286 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.759 it's necessarily oh, he'll turn like you know what's gonna happen. 287 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:50.000 But you like that. That's why you watch it. You 288 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:50.960 want to watch it. 289 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:54.200 You want to see Walt blow up a guy. 290 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:56.960 You know, like you don't you know what, like if 291 00:13:57.000 --> 00:14:01.000 what was just sitting there being like, okay, gus kill 292 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:01.480 my kids. 293 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:09.840 I guess like just yes, stop stop stop dad. 294 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:12.879 But dude, the reason this is all coming up the 295 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.840 mayoral debates. It's in New York City. There's a mayoral 296 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:21.759 debate right now. There's a mayoral race between uh no, 297 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:23.360 not Chris Cuomo, what Andrew Cuomo. 298 00:14:23.399 --> 00:14:24.679 I couln't even remember. I can't even tell the two 299 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:25.080 of them before. 300 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:25.960 Now they both suck. 301 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:30.159 They're both Mario Clomo sucked also, but probably the worst. 302 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:33.200 But but yeah, I mean he he made two more 303 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:38.039 of him. It's like that's way worse. But so Andrew Cuomo, 304 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:41.720 who like was like a disgraced governor. He resigned after 305 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:46.320 like all sorts of crazy ship uh Zoron Mamdani and 306 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:50.200 this this other, this Republican candidate. I don't know if 307 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:52.440 you've seen any of this guy Derek, because he might 308 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:53.960 be like more of like a local. The way the 309 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:55.120 way I hear about it is like he's more of 310 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:57.480 a local guy. I've only seen him on the stage, 311 00:14:57.519 --> 00:14:59.960 but he's in. He's in the debates. Curtis Leeway's there, 312 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:02.600 the Republican guy. He's part of the Hell's Angels back 313 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:05.440 in like the eighties or whatever. He has this crazy 314 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.159 he has these crazy stories about being shot like six 315 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:11.080 times in the back of a cab and like all 316 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:15.279 this crazy stuff. It is watching these debates has been 317 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:18.679 so thoroughly entertaining it's insane. 318 00:15:19.320 --> 00:15:21.639 He was the one that there's that viral clip of 319 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:24.600 him talking about Mom Donnie glazing him. 320 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:25.120 Yeah. 321 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:29.759 Now I like him, Like he's wrong for the city. 322 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:31.519 He's got like a bunch of bad policies or whatever. 323 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:33.240 But like I he's one of those guys, is like, I, 324 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:36.919 you're You're an actual guy, Like I believe you. You 325 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:39.120 know when you when you when you say you've lived 326 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:43.720 here and you care. But like Andrew, every debate is 327 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:47.759 just both of them basically dog piling Andrew. 328 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:48.200 It's like that. 329 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:52.720 It's like that that that meme of Vegeta pulling out 330 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:55.159 the phone when he's on the ground, like they jumped me. 331 00:15:57.360 --> 00:16:01.919 It is they every it seems like they're both against him. 332 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:03.919 And I'm pretty sure that Republican is in the race 333 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:06.440 purely to split votes away from Andrew Cuomo because he 334 00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:08.240 hates him so much, Like that's my that's my words. 335 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:10.559 Like it because he knows he doesn't have any he knows, 336 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:13.360 he knows he's not going to wear fucking Republican gonna 337 00:16:13.639 --> 00:16:13.919 come on. 338 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:15.120 But dude, even he was. 339 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:17.120 Like, but even he was saying, like I've been offered 340 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:18.679 like millions to drop out of the race. I'm not 341 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:22.120 dropping out. You billionaires can kiss my ass all this stuff, 342 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:24.600 which I don't doubt at all, Like I totally, I 343 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:28.200 totally believe that happened, of course, But the clips of 344 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:33.039 that guy are megafun Like he's like Andrew Cuomo, slapping 345 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:37.360 fannies and killing grannies, all. 346 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:42.440 This Andrew Cuomo, who's a fucking homo. I'm not gonna 347 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:42.799 say that. 348 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:44.240 I'm not gonna say that. 349 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:46.840 But you know he's gay, right, you know he's gay. 350 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:50.519 We all know he's gay, which is bad for him. 351 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:52.559 Not for everybody else. 352 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:54.440 I don't care. 353 00:16:54.759 --> 00:16:56.240 Quiz, he's a fake, Quiz. 354 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:58.639 I don't care if you're gay, but I care if 355 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:01.440 he's gay. If that he's yeah, if he's gay, I 356 00:17:01.440 --> 00:17:02.840 hate him. If he's straight, I hate him. 357 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:03.320 I don't care. 358 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:03.960 I hate him. 359 00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:05.079 I just hate him. 360 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:05.319 Man. 361 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:06.720 It's so spiteful. 362 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:09.480 But dude, like the energy in New York City is 363 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:12.119 awesome because it's just like everybody's just like, oh, he's 364 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:14.759 definitely gonna win. I think it's pretty It's an open 365 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:17.839 shutcase unless something happens. 366 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:19.599 Something really I. 367 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:20.880 Feel like you'd have to kill one of these. 368 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:24.599 People, which everybody's kind of holding their breath. 369 00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:27.519 That doesn't happen, yeah, because I feel like it's not 370 00:17:27.559 --> 00:17:28.319 even that unlikely. 371 00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.160 But unfortunately, here's the thing. 372 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:36.359 If it happens, do you think there's gonna be a A 373 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:39.119 A proper response, like there a spark they're damn. 374 00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:41.480 I think maybe in New York City. I don't know 375 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.200 about other places. Yeah, but agree with that. 376 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:46.680 I think it would be a massive deal of Zoramum. 377 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:49.039 I would be very upset if New York City didn't 378 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:51.880 do something. Yeah, I would fly back. 379 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:57.359 Yeah, I'm I'm debating going back November, like second, just 380 00:17:57.400 --> 00:17:58.920 to spend like a week back home. 381 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:01.480 Because you'll be there for you'd be there for the results. 382 00:18:01.759 --> 00:18:03.680 Because I feel like it might be it might like 383 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.440 that might be the time to be like, yeah, it 384 00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:09.119 might be worth like going back and like just partying 385 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:11.200 in New York for a week and then coming back 386 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:16.480 to California. Should they encase him in like resin to 387 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:19.799 make sure just cover him? But I know, but I 388 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:25.200 think he'll actually like genuinely need like protection, Like you 389 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:27.119 should have his own popmobile. That'd be badass. 390 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:37.759 Yeah. Yeah, the Zoron that sounds fire. Got So they 391 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:40.119 were the most recent debate they were on. 392 00:18:40.519 --> 00:18:43.240 They had like a cross examination section or whatever, and 393 00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:47.240 I can't remember what everybody else's was, but Zoron came 394 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:49.799 up and he was like, hey, Andrew Cuomo, you like, uh, 395 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:54.599 you have like thirteen women who credibly accuse you of 396 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:58.799 sexual harassment, you like sued for their gynecological records. You 397 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:03.839 slap them with like legal suits so they can't talk. 398 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:05.839 One of those people is in the audience right now. 399 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.720 What do you, uh, what do you say to these 400 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:11.119 what do you say to these people? I just remember 401 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:13.279 being like, that is. 402 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:15.319 Fucked. 403 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:18.440 That is like, it's so dirty. I think Trump did that, 404 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:19.079 by the way, I think that. 405 00:19:19.079 --> 00:19:19.759 Trump did that. 406 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:24.440 Yeah, yeah, Hillary Bill Clinton was in the audience, and 407 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.680 then they brought some of his accusers, and I thought 408 00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:29.599 that was fucking. That was pretty good, tough. 409 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:33.720 It's smart, it's smart, and he's just dude, I don't know, man, 410 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:37.319 he's just been cooking these guys. And Andrew Cuomo is 411 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:39.200 like a freak. He doesn't know how to handle any 412 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:43.160 of this. He's clearly just not Nobody likes him. He's 413 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:45.960 so unwanted. It's so clear that even Trump was asked 414 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:49.119 about it and he was like, well, it looks like 415 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:51.160 New York's gonna have a communist mayor. 416 00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:54.559 It's because it's not looking good for Cuomo. I think 417 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:57.480 he's completely done. And it's like even he's just like 418 00:19:58.119 --> 00:20:01.759 he's cooked. He can see, but he ran so he 419 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:05.400 ran this ai Ad. I don't know if you guys, 420 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:06.079 did you see this? 421 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:11.880 It is. 422 00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:16.440 Wise like a terrorist in it or something. 423 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:19.319 So he's basically talking about like how all crime is 424 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:21.480 gonna go crazy under his aorn and it starts with 425 00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:23.480 him by eating rice with his hands, running up to 426 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:23.920 the camera. 427 00:20:24.119 --> 00:20:28.519 It's all ai he's he's. 428 00:20:28.839 --> 00:20:31.119 This, and then like it shows like a black guy 429 00:20:31.359 --> 00:20:34.759 in like a convenience store with a mask, robbing like 430 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:37.119 a convenience store. It shows like an Arab guy burning 431 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:39.319 an American flag at a pro Palestine protest. 432 00:20:39.599 --> 00:20:42.200 It shows just all this crazy. 433 00:20:42.279 --> 00:20:42.640 Let me see. 434 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.720 I can find it so you can see it. You 435 00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:45.039 don't even need to hear what they're saying. 436 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:49.880 You like, watch it on mute's like in a Cuomo cuomo. 437 00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:53.559 Ai ad And then he deleted it immediately because he 438 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:56.839 was like, oh fuck, but this is racist. 439 00:20:56.839 --> 00:20:57.440 I felt God. 440 00:20:57.599 --> 00:20:59.319 But what's hilarious about is, like, dude, you're in New 441 00:20:59.400 --> 00:21:03.440 York City. There's so many the fact that you need 442 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:10.519 an ai there's so many like film videographer, like actors, 443 00:21:10.559 --> 00:21:14.519 like artists around you at any given moment, and you 444 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:17.160 can't get any of them because none of them would 445 00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:19.519 make this, so you had to get a. 446 00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:21.599 Computer to do it. 447 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:24.079 It's all very funny to me because like I don't 448 00:21:24.119 --> 00:21:25.599 know who he's, like, what is even. 449 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:29.480 He's like pretending to be in the race. Basically, it 450 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:30.720 just feels ridiculous. 451 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:31.400 But here it is. 452 00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:33.319 It's in Uh, it's in the it's in the chat. 453 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:36.079 I encourage everybody to look this up because it is 454 00:21:36.200 --> 00:21:37.799 so crazy. 455 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:38.480 Mom. 456 00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:43.880 Donnie said something interesting where he was like, they're investing 457 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:50.039 more money in Cuomo and and and gang than them 458 00:21:50.079 --> 00:21:50.839 to be taxed. 459 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.640 Yeah, he said that on He said that on Flagrant 460 00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:56.880 He did say that. It was talking to Andrew. 461 00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:59.440 Schultz and he was like, dude, he's paying he's paying 462 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:01.599 more to run ads against me. Then I wouldn't even 463 00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:04.119 tax him. He's like, I don't even want that much. 464 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:07.039 And I've never I think I knew this inherently, but 465 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:09.559 like I've never heard somebody say it so succinctly or 466 00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:11.160 it's just like that is. 467 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:15.640 Crazy insane, that that's that's a great, great thing to 468 00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:16.200 focus on. 469 00:22:16.599 --> 00:22:22.400 He's this that rice actually made me hungry, like when 470 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:24.400 he first was eating the rice, because it was like 471 00:22:24.440 --> 00:22:25.759 a nice big bull. 472 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:27.599 I can use some rice right now, dude, I want 473 00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:28.519 a chicken over rice. 474 00:22:28.599 --> 00:22:30.680 So that right, that rice thing is that rice thing 475 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:34.400 is interesting. That the whole like the response to the 476 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:37.640 rice thing. Look, I didn't I didn't grow up eating 477 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:40.759 rice with my hands. I feel like it's a little strange, 478 00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:41.920 but like I mean, it's not. 479 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:46.759 Like I mean kill different. 480 00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:49.279 It's not even the way I saw the all the 481 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:54.359 arguments that these racist pieces of ship were. We're saying like, oh, 482 00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:56.559 it's so unclean. It's this is that you know. They're 483 00:22:56.599 --> 00:22:58.680 being like, oh, it's like it's primitive, like you don't 484 00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:00.839 have utensels. And I was just thinking and the first 485 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:03.640 thing I thought of in my brain, like I literally 486 00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:06.319 wanted to like f slur to this one person because 487 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:08.119 I was so mad that I'm like, all right, bitch, 488 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:10.720 I better never catch you eating ribs with your fucking hands, 489 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.680 you dumb piece of Shitum motherfucker. I see. 490 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:16.359 I did see people like try to post like Trump 491 00:23:16.400 --> 00:23:18.799 eating pizzas, and OU guess it's like ribs are a 492 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:23.039 dumb that's something that is messy that you eat your hands. 493 00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:26.759 Yeah, buttered popcorn. There's fucking butter all over your goddamn fingers. 494 00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:29.640 You got a Cheetos, You get all this fucking bullshit 495 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:31.640 on your hands, like stuff that is gonna stain your 496 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:34.400 hands where it would be better technically to use a 497 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:37.279 spoon or some shit. Now fuck that, like I can 498 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.960 wash my hands afterwards. Who gives a ship? Oh yeah, Like, 499 00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:43.000 oh my god, this is so crazy. 500 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:44.759 There's like a scene with like a like a like 501 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:47.480 a like a black or like kind of like Afro 502 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:50.720 Latino pimp in like a in like a crazy coat, 503 00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:52.160 and he like opens the door. 504 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:52.319 To a van. 505 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:56.160 There's just a bunch of like vulnerable like white women 506 00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:58.079 just like clearly being trafficked. 507 00:23:58.599 --> 00:24:01.720 It is it is racist. 508 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:03.400 It is next level stuff. 509 00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:06.240 But that's where I mean he wanted. 510 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:09.599 There's my favorite, my favorite part, I'm sorry, my favorite 511 00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:11.640 part of this is at like a minute and thirty 512 00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:14.680 seconds a minute and thirty eight seconds in where like 513 00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:18.240 for some reason, a woman, an old woman is driving 514 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:20.799 drunk and that's gonna be everywhere under zorn. 515 00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:21.200 Yeah. 516 00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:28.400 Immediately afterwards, there's an Ai Arab who says globalized the 517 00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:31.160 in da but it's Ai, so they don't know how 518 00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:34.759 to say intifada, so it's like it's mispronounced. 519 00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:37.599 It is crazy. 520 00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:44.000 That's sick. Oh man, that's so is the in. 521 00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:47.359 That's so bad. 522 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.759 It's insane. He's he's just he's so detached. He was 523 00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:52.359 talking about rend is like, how much were you paying 524 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:54.519 for a rent? I paid seven thousand, two hundred dollars 525 00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:56.400 for rent. This guy has an apartment that should be 526 00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:58.559 for poor people, and I'm like, poor people he has. 527 00:24:58.839 --> 00:25:01.440 He pays twenty three hundred dollar for rent. That's for 528 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:04.559 that's a poor person. That's stealing rent away from poor person. 529 00:25:04.599 --> 00:25:06.839 It's like, motherfucker, poor person. 530 00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:08.240 That is crazy. 531 00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:11.000 Seven dollars rent a month? 532 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:14.000 We got we got a twenty four hundred a month 533 00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:17.440 over here, you know. And I damn would not be 534 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:19.359 doing that if we didn't have two incomes. You feel 535 00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:25.160 me like like no, no thanks man, Like that is yeah, 536 00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:27.720 I'd rather not. I would rather you know what I'm like. 537 00:25:28.119 --> 00:25:32.279 But whatever, we're doing it. We're in California. I think 538 00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:34.480 about that more and more every day that I just 539 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:38.720 I start. I stumbled upon there's a YouTuber named Rob 540 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.720 Words and he's like a I don't know if he's 541 00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.200 like a linguist or whatever the fuck uh, And he's 542 00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:47.559 friends with this other YouTuber that just recommended. He was 543 00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:50.839 a guy that lived in somewhere in the East Coast 544 00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:52.880 and then thirteen years ago he moved to the UK 545 00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:57.279 and he just makes content just doing comparisons, and I 546 00:25:57.319 --> 00:25:59.680 watched like maybe three of his videos and it's just 547 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.920 it's just making me so upset there where. I'm like, 548 00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:05.400 I don't want to watch this guy's videos anymore because 549 00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:08.039 it's just always like he's not trying to rub it in, 550 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:10.839 he's just being like, oh, yeah, these are the differences, 551 00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:16.119 and I'm like, yeah, just like he's I'm like, I. 552 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:17.119 Know they have their they have their own litany of 553 00:26:17.119 --> 00:26:18.640 problems over there too. I don't know what's going on. 554 00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:20.960 He says, but he's like, and this is the thing, 555 00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:23.079 is like I want you to know that this doesn't 556 00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:26.119 mean this is a fucking utopia. It's just comparatively, the 557 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:31.960 problems are infinitely smaller and not as crazy comparatively, because 558 00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:34.680 it's like the biggest things like, hey, you're gonna have 559 00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:38.279 a lot of vacations, you're gonna have paternity leave, you know, 560 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:42.720 you're gonna have fucking wakable cities, You're gonna have this 561 00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:44.839 is this like and options if you don't want a 562 00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:45.440 wakable city. 563 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:46.960 You can live in a rural area and have a 564 00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:47.880 fucking car too. 565 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:50.279 Like he's just like doing all this stuff, and I'm 566 00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:53.680 like just just counting all the dumb shit that they say, 567 00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:55.880 especially when people say, oh, their universal healthcare you have 568 00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.920 to wait for forever, And I was like, pussy, you 569 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.799 have to wait for forever. Here what he was talking about, Like, 570 00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:02.119 what do you do? You still wait? 571 00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:03.920 Like a lot of it's it's funny that a lot 572 00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.680 of the problems that people talk about other systems or 573 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.119 other ways of doing things are problems that exist now. 574 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:13.240 Like there's like, uh, what is it? There was like 575 00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.559 that that that cartoon. I can't remember who the fuck 576 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:19.519 it was, like some conservative dude he drew. It was 577 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:21.279 like a nine to eleven comic. Do you remember case 578 00:27:21.319 --> 00:27:22.799 Did you see this where it was like the it 579 00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:24.920 was like the the building and it had like NYC 580 00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:27.519 written on it, because every political cartoon needs to be labeled, 581 00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:28.400 like fucking Nascar. 582 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:29.440 It's crazy, but. 583 00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:31.079 NYC on a building. 584 00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:34.759 And then it was a red plane with on zoron 585 00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:36.359 stuff on it and it's says socialism and it's like 586 00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:41.240 flying into the towers and it's like that happened under what. 587 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:45.279 We have that actually did happen under. 588 00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:48.559 Not socialism, which by the way, it's not even really socialism. 589 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:50.640 What's happening By the way, in New York if you 590 00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:52.559 know anything about like any of these things, it's like, 591 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:53.279 it's so funny. 592 00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:57.440 It's it's literally populous. It's it's literally populars stuff. That's it. 593 00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:01.000 It's it's four people, it's the dumbest, it's it's actually 594 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:04.680 how things used to be to some extent. 595 00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:07.720 Yeah, in the time, in the time. 596 00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:11.440 Where people are talking about reverting to it's like, oh, 597 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:13.559 we we got to go back to like, you know, 598 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:15.279 this era when things were great. It's like, oh, you 599 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:17.240 mean when like the tax rate was like ninety something 600 00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:23.440 percent on corporate and it's that yeah, oh yeah, I agree, 601 00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:27.519 Like it's it's crazy and it's not even that extreme. 602 00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:28.920 By the way, what's going to happen in New York City? 603 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:29.880 But we'll see. 604 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:32.480 I think I think he's gonna win. I hope he wins. 605 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:35.079 Just look, I don't I don't know much about it. 606 00:28:35.079 --> 00:28:37.119 I haven't looked done like a deep dive, and I'm 607 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:39.599 sure like he's a politician, so like it's always like, 608 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:43.119 you know, arm's length at a distance kind of deal. 609 00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:48.359 But I like, I like what I'm saying, and it's 610 00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:49.799 looking like he's he's gonna win. 611 00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:54.160 It would be crazy see what heel like, Uh, there's 612 00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:57.480 the strokes. Victim's name, I forgot his name, a fettermanan 613 00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:01.960 where that guy just you know he he won by 614 00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:05.799 being a progressive. Yeah. And then and then he had 615 00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:09.480 a stroke. He did have a stroke. But it made 616 00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:12.400 me think, actually, because he's bald, had a stroke. And 617 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:13.839 I was like, did Joe Rogan have a stroke too? 618 00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:19.640 You think, oh, because because he know what? 619 00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:21.799 You know what I think happened to Joe Rogan. I 620 00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:23.680 think generally Joe Rogan got can't try to get on. 621 00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:25.119 They tried to cance him for the N word, the 622 00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:28.440 N word, freaking doc and I think that literally pushed 623 00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:31.359 him away a lot, running to the right. But he apologized. 624 00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:33.440 You think he would have just like I think he 625 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.880 would apologize at the time to keep the ground stable. 626 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:37.680 You know what's weird. 627 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.160 And then they were like, you know what, Joe, I 628 00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:41.799 like seeing the N word to come on and they 629 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:42.319 got him. 630 00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:45.200 It's so weird because he didn't even have to fucking 631 00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:47.000 apologize That's the weird thing. 632 00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:48.839 That made it crazy for me because it was all 633 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:51.680 in context. Literally, they were all in context. 634 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:54.480 He wasn't like there was only one thing. There was 635 00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:57.440 a joke being made about I forgot where he was 636 00:29:57.480 --> 00:29:59.839 and that they went to like into the inner city 637 00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:02.359 to see a movie, and then he said something like 638 00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:04.240 it was like Planet of the Apes, and I was like, 639 00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:06.759 that was fucking racist. That was like one of his 640 00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:10.079 first episodes. And I'm like, okay, that's that's a racist joke. 641 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:12.759 Sure you can apologize for that. But like everything else, 642 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:14.119 I was like, okay, whatever, dude. 643 00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:16.799 Yeah, I. 644 00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:23.079 Never never trip. I tripled down, actually tripled down. I 645 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:24.119 just say more racist stuff. 646 00:30:24.119 --> 00:30:26.720 Actually said you should. You should be a guest on 647 00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:28.480 Nick Flint as the show. 648 00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:31.920 He'd love. It would be a really it'd be really 649 00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:35.680 interesting because we might make each other laugh, and I 650 00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:37.000 think that'll make me really sad. 651 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:38.839 That's crazy. You would start off being like, man, fuck 652 00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:40.160 this guy, and at the end you're like, man, this 653 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:42.599 guy's fucking funny. Dude, he. 654 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.440 Is subject God damn. 655 00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:48.799 It's just like, can you stop being because I don't 656 00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:53.960 even I have I don't I don't know if he 657 00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.279 I don't know if his racism is pure This is 658 00:30:56.279 --> 00:30:57.839 maybe crazy to say, I don't know if his racism 659 00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:03.599 is purely authentic, because sometimes he says things where I'm like, you, 660 00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:06.279 racists usually aren't that calculated. 661 00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:10.200 The Usually I think it's it's it was performative for 662 00:31:10.240 --> 00:31:11.839 a period of time until it's proper. 663 00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.839 It's like, it's like he's kind of an inconsistent person 664 00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.200 though it's I know what you're saying. Yes, Like sometimes 665 00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:18.839 I'll hear him say shit, it's like I think that 666 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:22.799 exact thing, and then he'll launch off into some crazy 667 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.640 like you and then and then he'll be like jd 668 00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:30.119 Vance married a Jeet And I'm like, did you see? 669 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:34.519 First of all, I'm straight up never heard that word 670 00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:37.960 before in my life until I heard him say. 671 00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:41.319 You're not on internet enough? Unfortunately, Well no, I try. 672 00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:43.880 I specifically try not to be. 673 00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:45.599 But that's a new one. 674 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:47.839 But it's funny that I completely understand it, you know, 675 00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:50.480 like you're like, oh, yeah, I know what that's fucked up. 676 00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:55.880 From his perspective. Yeah, I guess I saw an article. 677 00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:57.440 Uh fuck. 678 00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.160 I wish I knew the outlet so I could say 679 00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:05.680 that that she was thinking about divorcing JD Vance and 680 00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:08.000 I I just remember that right now because I wanted 681 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:09.519 to look into it, and then I just I just 682 00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:13.559 forgot about it because I was like, why now, Like 683 00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:16.319 why not fucking forever ago? 684 00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:19.720 You know, right out the power right out that power, bro. Yeah, 685 00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.799 that strength a little bit make it better for Indian 686 00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:27.279 people in general. And then dip on him. What's the 687 00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.359 what's the fucking goblin been up to? Uh? 688 00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:33.880 The Ramaswami. I haven't heard from him. He's gone. 689 00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:37.359 He's just I don't know if they like taking loads 690 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.039 to the back of the head over and over again. 691 00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.279 I genuinely do not know what happened to that guy. 692 00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:46.559 Is that just sort of like he got kicked out. 693 00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:49.119 He got kicked out after the whole the visa thing 694 00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:54.160 when he was kidding out, well, I mean of the administrator, 695 00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:55.200 not like deported. 696 00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.640 I mean like that would be so great creation. He 697 00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.279 was doged for a while, not doge what is it called? 698 00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:02.720 He was cod Yeah it was. 699 00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.440 But he said something about how like American workers are lazy. 700 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:08.359 It was like the h one b. 701 00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.119 It was something like it was something about that. I 702 00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:13.119 can't remember if the audience couldn't like fact check us. 703 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:15.720 I'm pretty sure that's what it was. And then everybody 704 00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:18.039 was like, what the fuck you're calling Americans lazy. 705 00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:23.279 I'm like, well, I mean, obviously, what are you talking about. Yeah, 706 00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:26.200 I thought we were proud of that shit on some level. 707 00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:27.400 I feel like, yeah, like I don't know, I'm not 708 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:32.319 reading that book. Not reading a gay book, dude. There's 709 00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:35.079 a I think it's a YouTube name like Simon toast 710 00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:39.079 Ken or something. Yeah, and Jojo sent me one of 711 00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:42.720 his community posts because he was talking about his testosterone 712 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:44.680 levels and she was like, oh, it's crazy. Look what 713 00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:47.119 this guy went through. Something that you went through, and 714 00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:50.559 it was paragraphs and I just told I'm not reading 715 00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.119 all that shit. What the fuck? And I was like, hey, 716 00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:55.480 if you read it, if you read it, just gave 717 00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:57.799 me the gist of it. Like I saw his numbers. 718 00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:59.440 I saw that part, and I'm like, okay, so he 719 00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.400 went from here to hear and he's like forty. So 720 00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.680 he thinks that he was naturally dipping hard, but I 721 00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:07.319 don't know. He seemed like he was way lower than 722 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:10.800 you should be. So I'm like whatever, anyway, he's juicing, 723 00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:14.360 he's fucking good now. And I'm like this is the standard. 724 00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:14.519 Now. 725 00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:16.760 People need to get their fucking hormone levels checked and 726 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:18.440 be healthy, because I should. 727 00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:21.519 If you if you juice, if you juice and you stop, 728 00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:24.559 do you just get fucked automatically or so there's a 729 00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:25.519 couple of things you can do. 730 00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:28.000 I actually need to make a follow up video because 731 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.480 I made a video on a main channel because I 732 00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:32.639 want to help people with that. And one thing that 733 00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:35.079 I did, I should have done. If you don't want 734 00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:37.199 to be fucked when you stop, one thing you should take. 735 00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.440 It's called hCG. 736 00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:43.599 hCG will keep your your test, your your test test, 737 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:48.039 your testicles working properly. So mine were completely shut down 738 00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:52.840 because I replaced test. Once you replace testoschrom, there's no 739 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.119 need to make anymore right because if you're getting it 740 00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:57.599 from an outside source, so then you have to wake 741 00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:59.760 your system back up when you go off of it. Now, 742 00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:03.400 I'm taking something to help me, but something that will 743 00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:06.079 help you way better and keep your shit online and 744 00:35:06.519 --> 00:35:10.119 keep you fertile is hCG. So you have to remember that. 745 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:12.360 And that's the one thing I didn't take. I thought 746 00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:14.239 about taking it when I was in Vegas. I bought 747 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:15.880 it and then I was just like fuck it whatever. 748 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:18.119 I don't need it right now, and I didn't do 749 00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:21.119 it this time around, and that fucked me because when 750 00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:23.280 I just got my blood test a week ago or something, 751 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:26.360 the spectrum is anywhere from like three hundred to one 752 00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:28.159 thousand nanogas per DESCO leader dude, I was at one 753 00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:31.159 hundred and fifty one hundred and fifty nine grams. I 754 00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.480 it has been a struggle, let me tell you, for 755 00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:36.800 these past couple weeks or so or something to even 756 00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:40.079 do anything. It's a miracle that I've been like doing 757 00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:42.800 anything because it's one hundred and fifty is like Grandpa 758 00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:44.880 levels where you're like fucked, you know what I'm saying. 759 00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:49.599 But anyway, it is. There's many different ways to take it. 760 00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:49.800 Now. 761 00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:52.199 You can do a SubQ injecting your fat. There are 762 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:55.360 pills that if you just want to it's called encoma fine, 763 00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:57.880 if you don't want to inject, this will trick your 764 00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:01.320 system into just producing more testochial natural. But yeah, everyone 765 00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:03.159 to get their levels check just to make sure they're good. 766 00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:07.840 Women going through menopause. Your fucking estrogen is shot. You 767 00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:10.039 need to get your homemones regulated and you won't have 768 00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:13.000 all those hot flashes and go crazy and ship crazy like. 769 00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.800 People just don't know about this because the doctors don't 770 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:17.639 fucking get their hormones checked. 771 00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:19.159 See, my testicles are green. 772 00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:22.519 I how can you see them? Sir? 773 00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:24.880 What do you mean? I looked down at them? 774 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:27.199 So your sack is green? Yeah? 775 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:28.400 Yeah, the entire thing. 776 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.440 You know, they're they're so green that they shine through. 777 00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:35.920 If I take this alien like glow. 778 00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:36.880 Here's the thing. 779 00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:37.360 Here's the thing. 780 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:38.880 If I take the skin and I put a flashlight 781 00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:41.800 through it, even if the light is yellow, the it. 782 00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:43.360 Shines through green. 783 00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:44.000 Gotcha? 784 00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:47.440 Yeah? He Kingston, who's the villain in Superman? Who's the 785 00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:48.199 villain in Superman? 786 00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:56.360 It's green? Balls a green? 787 00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:03.920 Oh my god, that's okay that legitimately, you look down 788 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:05.719 to go take you're go take a shower, you get naked. 789 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:07.880 Your balls are fucking bright green? What do you do? 790 00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:09.119 Uh? 791 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:11.079 Waited out? I'm a dip them in. Nice. 792 00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:13.480 You waited out the. 793 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.320 Masculine urge to wait things out. 794 00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:20.119 I got two weeks. I'm a two week guy. I'm 795 00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:22.679 just like, if it's still here in two weeks, all right. 796 00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:26.119 Whenever, whenever I have ball pain, I wait for two 797 00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:28.400 weeks until I go to the doctor and it's like, hey, 798 00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.639 how my ball's looking. And every time they're like, first 799 00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:33.599 of all, they grew back. Second of all, you gotta 800 00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:34.559 get them removed again. 801 00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:38.480 I eat donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and my 802 00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:41.480 my vision gets spotty. I'm gonna give it a couple 803 00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:44.440 more years before. 804 00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:48.719 Just donuts and it's like the caked ones too. It's 805 00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:50.400 just all sugar scarfing me. 806 00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:53.559 It is all Krispy Kreme glaze. Do you think men 807 00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:58.039 would be like this if we had universal health care? No? 808 00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:02.920 Right, I have a implicitly made this conscious choice because 809 00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:05.800 I don't want to spend egregious amounts of money. 810 00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:09.960 Universal healthcare would have culturally changed to humanity so much. 811 00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:12.840 If it came out like when it should have been 812 00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:16.760 a thing, like in the twenties. Culturally right now, THEO 813 00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:19.480 would be so different. But then it'd be probably be shiit. 814 00:38:19.559 --> 00:38:21.840 People that's still alive too, Oh they might not be 815 00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:22.400 as shit. 816 00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:26.320 They would be better because they would have benefited the well. 817 00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:28.719 Speaking of on the surge of health, I just wanted 818 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.280 to bring up a tweet real fast before we move on. Okay, 819 00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:34.880 Rob Schneider is. 820 00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:36.039 One of the people alive. 821 00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:39.320 Holy fuck dude, I was, yeah, I replied to it. 822 00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:41.480 I was like just all I I was just love 823 00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:43.920 maw and then I just I left and. 824 00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:45.199 Then you went it. 825 00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:47.920 But I got to read the tweet for anybody it 826 00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:48.679 hasn't ever read it? 827 00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:52.800 Please, why this is Rob Schneider, the real Rob Schneider 828 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.400 from every Adam Sandler film. 829 00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:57.679 I did check to make sure it was actually him, 830 00:38:57.719 --> 00:38:59.760 because I was like, this is too stupid. 831 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:01.920 And that's what I've I was like, this must be satire. 832 00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:03.719 Yeah, so FYI. 833 00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:08.360 There were no children's hospital hospitals when I was a 834 00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:11.039 kid because kids weren't sick. 835 00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:13.880 Amazing. 836 00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:16.079 What do you even say to that? 837 00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:19.400 Of course there's a community, no like, of course there 838 00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:22.440 are children hospitals and fucking in the fucking nineteenth century, 839 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:24.000 like what you would you even talk of? Of course 840 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:29.320 there's children hospitals. Kids are some of the sickest humans 841 00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:34.960 because their immune system sucks. Infant mortality was fucking school 842 00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:39.920 skyrocketed back in the day until recently, like I can't 843 00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:43.199 it is so layered in stupidity, it's like, holy shit. 844 00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:44.639 This is this is This reminds me of like pan 845 00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:46.440 analogy stuff where it's like, look, I don't know if 846 00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:48.440 pan analogies have always been around her, if they were 847 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:49.440 like a product of cameras. 848 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:50.239 I don't know. I don't know. 849 00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:55.039 All I'm saying is it's like the idea that oh, 850 00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:57.639 they just came up out of nowhere, as opposed to 851 00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:00.320 you look back in the records and you see people 852 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:03.559 actively talk about historical like like instances in history and 853 00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:06.039 like the eighteen hundreds where somebody just dies out of nowhere, 854 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:07.840 or like a baby just dies and they're like, oh, 855 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:11.920 must have been the devil. And you know what I mean, 856 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.760 like clearly, just it's so fucking funny. First of all, 857 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:18.760 children's hospitals have been around for like I think one 858 00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:21.800 hundred and fifty years in pretty yeah, nineteenth century. I'm 859 00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:23.880 certain they date back to the eighteen hundreds. I don't 860 00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:26.119 know when exactly, but like I no, no, that's. 861 00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:28.960 Right, probably longer, probably probably longer than I mean it. 862 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:33.239 Probably longer, maybe even in different areas. I specifically containing 863 00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:37.119 to like being in the United States historically in no 864 00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:40.480 even eighteen like so in the nineteenth century there was like. 865 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:42.960 Say nineteenth century side yeah, yeh, that's. 866 00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.840 Stupid, right, But it makes sense because the first century 867 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:48.320 is that year one hundred, So that's why it's there's 868 00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:52.599 a fucking that stupid confusing thing. The first century isn't 869 00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:54.920 at year zero or whatever, so it doesn't it doesn't 870 00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:56.119 work that way anyway. 871 00:40:58.440 --> 00:40:59.000 What the woait? 872 00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:01.519 Or is it the opposite? Am I retarded? Don't don't 873 00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:05.119 listen to me strike that from the edit? 874 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:08.000 No, but no, dude, I saw that, and I was 875 00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:10.119 it's crazy because these they believe it, you know what 876 00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:14.039 I mean. Like, it's just like it's just like some 877 00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:16.199 people in the audience might know this if they're if 878 00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:18.079 they're dual listeners to some of the some of the 879 00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:22.920 stuff that I do. Colin was on this dude, this 880 00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.880 dude smashed JT. He's like a grifter, kind of like 881 00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:28.960 everything's woke kind of kind of guy, and he makes 882 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.760 all this content. He was talking about how like, oh, 883 00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:33.559 they're lying about ghost of Yota's sales numbers to make 884 00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:36.519 it seem cool for like internet Brownie points or whatever like, 885 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:38.840 and Colin was like, I guess how that works. And 886 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:40.400 he went on and he was talking to this guy 887 00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:42.199 like basically like schooling him, like, no, this is not 888 00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:44.960 how the industry, This is not how anything works, and 889 00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:47.599 you can watch in real time. You can watch Colin 890 00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:51.719 understand or learn that he's talking to it just like 891 00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:55.159 a mentally disabled person, like you learn. You see him 892 00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:57.480 learn it. And it's like this Rob Schneider post is 893 00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:00.239 exactly the same words. It's like, you're so it's so 894 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:05.960 shocking that people are as stupid as they are, because 895 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.159 you realize I used to think like either people were 896 00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:10.880 playing jokes, and I think that's probably true for a 897 00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:13.159 lot of people, right, there's a lot of people. 898 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:13.639 Like playing dumb. 899 00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:18.599 But you meet certain people and you run into certain people, 900 00:42:18.679 --> 00:42:20.840 you hear certain people talk, and you tell you can 901 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:27.840 tell earnestly, like oh you earnestly, don't think like you 902 00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:32.719 haven't thought. You're like an autopilot. It's like the people 903 00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:34.360 who know how to read sentences but don't know how 904 00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.239 to interpret them. Where it's like it's like that kind 905 00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:39.760 of thing going on, right, And so I read this, 906 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:41.880 I was like this must be satire, and then I 907 00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:43.639 read it, I was like, oh, knowing everything I know 908 00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:45.320 about Rob Schneider in his adult life. 909 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:48.679 It's's like, no, okay, yeah, you are just not smart. 910 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.320 Apparently he's the king of community notes. I saw some 911 00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:54.480 people talking about that because I know I've seen some 912 00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:56.480 of his shit before I saw him. I don't know 913 00:42:56.519 --> 00:42:58.400 if he had his own podcast or if he was 914 00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:00.239 on a guest but it was like a nice STU video. 915 00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:02.199 It was a nice setup, so there was definitely money 916 00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:04.480 put into it. And yeah, he was just rattling off 917 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:09.639 complete nonsense that it does sound like it almost is 918 00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:12.199 like fuck, he's a comedian. Is he playing like the 919 00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:15.440 world stupidest person? But like, no, apparently he's not. And 920 00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:20.639 his daughter like hates him. Yeah, it makes sense. Remember 921 00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:22.639 what's his daughter's name of Ellie King? And the band, 922 00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:27.079 the band Ellie King or whatever? Right, would you just 923 00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:28.679 say from Sleeter Kinley? Right? 924 00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:30.639 Is she want to? Isn't she one of the No, 925 00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.199 that's the same, Say what you said, she's from Sleeter 926 00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:36.599 Kinley the rock band, But no she's not. 927 00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:38.679 No, it's called like Ellie King or something. 928 00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:41.159 Her name is just El King. It's just El Yeah, 929 00:43:41.239 --> 00:43:41.800 something like that. 930 00:43:42.119 --> 00:43:44.440 Yeah, you remember that Ex's and No song, Remember that 931 00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.960 well back in like twenty fourteen point fifteen, something like 932 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:48.159 that good song. 933 00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:48.800 I have. 934 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:53.280 I don't know any of their other stuff, Sleeter Kenny. 935 00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:54.840 I've never even heard of that fucking. 936 00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:56.880 One of the people that's in Parks are Wreck. 937 00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:00.760 What I don't think I've never seen and rec Yeah, 938 00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:02.960 I don't. I only know, Uh, you're white, you're a 939 00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:03.480 white person. 940 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:05.679 I know that one guy that was gay on The 941 00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:08.360 Last of Us was was on Parks and rec. 942 00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:10.880 Oh yeah, Nick Offerman, Yeah, there we go. And then 943 00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:15.360 so is Chris obviously the Chris Pratt. Yeah, that's where 944 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:19.400 a plaza. I know that name, the Parks of Wreck. 945 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:20.519 I didn't know that. 946 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:23.760 I didn't see it either. I saw clips of it. 947 00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:28.840 I don't watch a lot of super American dry humor, 948 00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:32.719 like doesn't hit that hard for me. Is as much 949 00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:35.199 as I like, I'll try to watch it and yeah, 950 00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:38.840 sometimes it's good. Like I saw somebody make a style 951 00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:40.719 of uh it was it was like that. 952 00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:44.079 It was like a skit, a sketch word. Someone comes 953 00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:46.280 in asking like is there a black person in the room? 954 00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:51.000 Black person in the room, and like, uh, and uh 955 00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:53.199 it was like it turns out he was looking for 956 00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:54.960 a black actual black person. It was a good it 957 00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:56.320 was a good it was a good joke. Like it 958 00:44:56.400 --> 00:44:58.599 was very dry, but it was very good. It's like 959 00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:01.039 the black person here, Yeah, there's a black person here, 960 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:04.159 and then so it sounds like black person here, but 961 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:06.800 a black purse in here, and there was actually a 962 00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:08.880 black woman and there still was like very uncomfortable and weird. 963 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:10.719 I was like, oh, that's funny, like that's it was 964 00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:13.599 dry and it was good and uh, you know. 965 00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.079 But I'm not a dry humor guy. But sometimes I 966 00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:17.280 mean now and then I get like a little bit 967 00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:17.760 of an itch. 968 00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:21.920 I like it, but it's Parson Retch just kind of 969 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.480 felt like they're doing the Office again. And I was like, 970 00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:26.800 I'm right, it's a similar kind of show for sure. 971 00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:29.960 It's it's that's you know, it's I don't think any 972 00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:31.519 I don't think any of that stuff's bad. I just 973 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:33.440 it's just like to be that would I would want 974 00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:35.800 to put that on if I'm not actually paying attention. 975 00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:39.639 I guess like this is like good background stuff for sure. 976 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:40.960 I don't know anyway. 977 00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:44.880 Uh yeah, I mean that's that's really all that I 978 00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:46.440 think spin happening. 979 00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:50.599 Uh I I endorse. I guess the Communist Party. 980 00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:57.280 I guess, yeah, so spooky spooky socialism. Trump he's not 981 00:45:57.360 --> 00:45:59.760 even a socialist, he's a communist. He was like saying 982 00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:00.199 it was straight. 983 00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:03.039 Yeah, he's he's a Nobody knows the meaning of these words. 984 00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:04.000 Nothing like it. 985 00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:08.239 It's so sad, it's really bad, you pussy. We have 986 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:12.119 so many socialist fucking systems in this country already. What 987 00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:13.159 the fuck is wrong with you? 988 00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:13.679 Hey? 989 00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:15.559 Do you want a fat bill? When you call the cops, 990 00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:18.280 you piece of shit? You fucking like they show up 991 00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:20.280 and they hand you a fucking one thousand dollars bills? 992 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:21.400 That would you prefer? That? 993 00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:24.400 Would you like that? You bitch? Like? Fuck you? 994 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:29.239 There's no connection being made at all. But yeah, I mean, uh, house, 995 00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:30.119 I hope. 996 00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:32.280 Fuck. I'm not gonna call them because the bill's gonna 997 00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:34.440 be ten thousand dollars. I'm just gonna let my house 998 00:46:34.440 --> 00:46:37.480 burn down because it might be cheaper if I rebuild it. 999 00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:38.320 I don't fucking know. 1000 00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:39.920 I don't. It's so crazy to me. 1001 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:43.920 Yeah, I hope he wins, and uh, I hope if 1002 00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:45.679 he does what he's going to say he's gonna do 1003 00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:46.840 that it works out good. 1004 00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.719 Yeah, just needs to be in the Iron Man suit 1005 00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:49.760 the whole time, he'll be fine. 1006 00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:53.960 Yeah. If it doesn't, uh, you know, that'll that'll be 1007 00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:54.800 that'll be what it is. 1008 00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:56.079 I don't I don't. 1009 00:46:56.199 --> 00:46:57.960 I don't like the idea of people being like so 1010 00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:00.400 because I've seen that already where it's it's like, I 1011 00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:01.559 get why people are excited. 1012 00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:02.519 I am excited. 1013 00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:05.760 I'm I'm really happy about the energy, but I'm already 1014 00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:08.920 kind of seeing like this kind of call to personality 1015 00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:09.360 kind of form. 1016 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:11.519 It's like, all right, no, let's let's let's. 1017 00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:13.599 Be level headed here. I like the energy to push 1018 00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:17.920 him through. But also, you know, I just think it's 1019 00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:22.119 so cringe when people like express this deep this is deep, 1020 00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:26.519 deep love for politicians, because you see it in the 1021 00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:28.679 Trump campaign all the time, or like that that that area, 1022 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:33.079 and it's just like the fanaticism is crazy. I like 1023 00:47:33.079 --> 00:47:35.039 what's happening in New York City, though, We'll see. I 1024 00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:35.840 think I think I. 1025 00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:38.320 Think you can enjoy a politician, right because I think 1026 00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:39.559 when I was younger, I was a big fan of 1027 00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.719 Barack Obama based on his charisma, let me be clear, 1028 00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.239 let me be bomba trial, and then he and then 1029 00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:49.039 he became president, and he lied about pretty much everything. 1030 00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:52.239 Let me let me peel this, let me pick up 1031 00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:56.800 this in Crisp and your Many Boy and peel his flesh. 1032 00:47:57.039 --> 00:47:59.159 Let me let me much like a banana. Let me 1033 00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:00.920 find this pel w w and eat him home. 1034 00:48:03.719 --> 00:48:04.760 Charge you many, child. 1035 00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:08.559 Yeah, tastes like beef turkey a little browner. 1036 00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:13.559 Though delicious. This uh flint water is absolutely scumptious. 1037 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:16.920 This flip the flint water was so flint water was 1038 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:19.119 like the most that was. That was I think the 1039 00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:22.000 first time I had acknowledged like, oh, what is what 1040 00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.920 is up with this guy? That was awesome, like damn 1041 00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:31.079 delicious and bitch. In my memory, he's like, that's some 1042 00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:34.320 good water. And then he throws it onto the ground. 1043 00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:35.760 That's in my memory that way that you. 1044 00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.079 See the fucking steam from the acid fucking like chewing 1045 00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:44.480 through the fucking hardwood floor. 1046 00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:46.440 It melts through the stage and. 1047 00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.960 He's enduring it melting a little bit. Then he tightens 1048 00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:50.400 back up. 1049 00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:52.000 There's like a there's like a tear. 1050 00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:55.519 There's a tear like strolling down his face. 1051 00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.119 Like it's like the guy from from butt Head, the 1052 00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:06.920 gym teacher when he gets kicked his nuts. Oh god, 1053 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:09.400 he fought his way through death. That's interesting. 1054 00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:12.159 He's tough, but mama' stuff. Man, he's still around still 1055 00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:14.639 uh talking to Mark Marin. Oh do you see uh 1056 00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:19.639 Joe Ogan finally started talking ship. Oh yeah, because he 1057 00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:21.639 because he got the OKA or something. Yeah, it was 1058 00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:24.679 Uh so he was talking to Brian Callen, his fucking, 1059 00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:31.880 you know, alleged sexual assault deviant of a friend his cocksleeve. Yeah, 1060 00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:33.920 do you remember when he did that? He dressed up 1061 00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.920 in a cow suit and was getting whipped by Stephen Crowder? 1062 00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:38.599 You do remember that? 1063 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:44.679 Dad is a crazy I whoat, Like I forgot all 1064 00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:45.079 about that. 1065 00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:48.039 I think I actually forgot about that the second I 1066 00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:50.920 stopped looking at it, because like that that is a 1067 00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:53.440 locked away memory. I was yeah, and he was like move. 1068 00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:57.000 I was like, holy fuck do you were. 1069 00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:01.199 You sell out your picture dictionary? 1070 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:01.679 Fuck? 1071 00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:04.880 That was crazy? But uh yeah, so we finally and 1072 00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:09.719 Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan just can't fucking be reasonable at 1073 00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:13.159 any point. Like just oh, Mark Maron's just jealous. He's 1074 00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:16.480 just always been a jealous hater from from the beginning. 1075 00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:19.480 He's his podcast started dipping in this and I'm like, 1076 00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:21.920 is that all you really have? That's all you're gonna 1077 00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.920 say about this shit? Like this guy's been saying valid 1078 00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.079 throwing valid criticism your way. 1079 00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.360 Saying Mark Maren is a jealous person is like a 1080 00:50:31.440 --> 00:50:37.079 rapper going like, well, Eminem's white. Yeah, it's like Mark 1081 00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:40.960 bron is all Mark bren is almost like so he's 1082 00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:44.440 one of the most transparently jealous people, Like he admits this. 1083 00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:47.000 He's like a very like he's like a very insecure, 1084 00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:50.000 cure like jealous guy, Like he talks about that all 1085 00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:51.760 the time. But there's a and when you see the 1086 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:54.400 criticisms that he's leveling against Joe Rogan, it's never like 1087 00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:59.079 it's pretty substantive. It's not like these random like, oh 1088 00:50:59.119 --> 00:50:59.719 I'm jealous. 1089 00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:03.320 No, it's not like even if it did stem from that, 1090 00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:07.760 it's valid criticism, right, But but he just kind of offloads. 1091 00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:09.239 It's like, ah, he's jealous. I'll say anything. 1092 00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:14.639 It's like, you know, there's nothing legitimate at all, And yeah, 1093 00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:17.039 like it's I think I think Mark Marrin is jealous 1094 00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:22.480 in the way that I'm jealous that these absolute buffoons 1095 00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:26.199 are at the top of the food chain when they 1096 00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:29.039 absolutely don't deserve to be in the same way like 1097 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:31.880 say a pop star, even though like I enjoy a 1098 00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:35.400 lot of pop music, I know these people have massive 1099 00:51:35.400 --> 00:51:38.880 teams around them that make them pop stars. And then 1100 00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:42.679 I see there's these amazing musicians that deserve so much more, 1101 00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:46.920 that deserves so much more recognition because they're they're they're they're. 1102 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:49.239 D I y, you know, do these comedian why I 1103 00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:54.559 have huh do these comedians have parents? I say, I 1104 00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:56.880 say that only because, like I say that only because 1105 00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:58.519 like I look at these people and the things that 1106 00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:00.760 they're willing to do and say, and I'm. 1107 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:03.559 Like, I care a little bit too much. 1108 00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:07.719 About how my parents view me to debase myself in 1109 00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:12.519 such a way, you know what I mean. Like, I'm 1110 00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:16.400 just like I can't go out and just like make 1111 00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:20.760 videos about how the homeland homeland security should be, you know, 1112 00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:23.320 beating up old ladies in the street. Like I can't 1113 00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:26.800 do that because I feel like I would be embarrassed. Yeah, 1114 00:52:26.920 --> 00:52:29.400 I like, you know, but it feels like there's no shame. 1115 00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:30.320 I guess I don't know. 1116 00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:33.000 There is no shame at a certain point. I think 1117 00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:35.480 I think it's a good point. I think Joe Rogan 1118 00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:39.480 he uh, his family's online and they seem kind of weird, 1119 00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:42.719 so it probably there's I want to hear from his 1120 00:52:43.119 --> 00:52:47.000 daughters because I'm like, yeah, yeah, I wonder likes, what 1121 00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:48.840 are they like, are they like cool with all this 1122 00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:51.239 or are they like fuck him, fuck him, or like 1123 00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:53.960 some of Elon Musk's kids, or like fuck Elon. 1124 00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:55.440 You know what if they look what if they look 1125 00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:57.960 like exactly like Joe Rogan but with wigs, with wigs, 1126 00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:01.079 it's like brock Less his daughter kind. 1127 00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:01.320 Of a thing. 1128 00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:05.280 Yeah, we're crazier, even crazier, Like they're just there. 1129 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.079 They're five foot fucking one. 1130 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:13.039 It just like this is uh, they're fucking jacked their heads. 1131 00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:19.159 Yeah, they're five they're five one and about four ft wide, 1132 00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:20.440 but in one direction? 1133 00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:23.440 What does that mean? 1134 00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:26.719 These are oblong and these are more like ovular as 1135 00:53:26.760 --> 00:53:31.519 opposed to very aero dynamic, like a fucking bicycle helmet, 1136 00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:37.000 like a cyclic. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think ye, 1137 00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:40.159 I don't know, dude, because I saw Yeah, Andrew Charles 1138 00:53:40.280 --> 00:53:42.760 was like, oh he went after him. He went after 1139 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:47.280 uh Marin and I think, uh Anthony, uh jessel Nick. 1140 00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:49.360 Maybe Yeah, I want to say I always want to 1141 00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:52.320 say Jelesnick for some reason, but that's I know jessel 1142 00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:54.639 Nick because he did say it's like, oh, dude, like. 1143 00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:56.239 He went after Andrew Santino. For sure. 1144 00:53:57.199 --> 00:53:59.719 I know for sure he went after jessel Nick cause 1145 00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:01.159 I did see a clip of him being like, oh, 1146 00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:03.639 let me guess Anthony the baby as aides or whatever, 1147 00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.480 you know, and he was like he was talking about 1148 00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:06.880 how like. 1149 00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:09.800 These these people aren't funny. 1150 00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:13.760 They only they only know people only know these comedians 1151 00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:17.599 about their opinions, from their opinions about comedy, not from 1152 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:21.920 their jokes. And it's funny because like Andrew Shalls, I 1153 00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:26.199 only know as a podcaster, Like I've seen him do 1154 00:54:26.199 --> 00:54:28.079 stand up and I thought it was fine, but like 1155 00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:31.440 I don't I don't know a Santino or like I 1156 00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:31.920 don't know a. 1157 00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:34.599 Oh my god, I forgot his. 1158 00:54:34.639 --> 00:54:38.800 Name already Schultz. I don't know a Shulz joke. I 1159 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:42.920 know Anthony deeslnick joke, Like I almost know Anthony Jeselink 1160 00:54:43.039 --> 00:54:47.000 exclusively for his material as opposed to him as like 1161 00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:49.199 a podcaster. Like it's such a weird. It's a weird 1162 00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:50.480 thing for a podcaster. 1163 00:54:50.199 --> 00:54:52.840 To say, yeah that, oh, people only know you for 1164 00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.079 for like your opinions on comedy and not your jokes. 1165 00:54:55.079 --> 00:54:58.960 It's like, brother, that's a lot of your fans. 1166 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:04.760 Yeah, I mean it's the vast majority. Because he got 1167 00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:07.159 it wasn't like his stand it wasn't like, say, how 1168 00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:11.639 oh uh Tom Segura working his way up with Your 1169 00:55:11.639 --> 00:55:15.960 Mom's House podcast but also having big Netflix specials and 1170 00:55:16.039 --> 00:55:20.599 having some big like side by side working in Tangent, 1171 00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:25.079 where Andrew Schultz only started getting big gigs after Flagrant 1172 00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:26.079 started taking off. 1173 00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:29.679 And and I mean, I know I know Schultz from 1174 00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:34.039 from a while back, from Guy Code. That's why I know, Yeah, 1175 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:35.920 well you recognized him. It's not like you were like, oh, 1176 00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:38.079 I'm such a fan of fucking Andrew. I thought it 1177 00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:39.719 was funny. I know it was funny, but like it was, 1178 00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:42.159 I wasn't like a fan of his yea, because. 1179 00:55:41.960 --> 00:55:43.400 There was a lot of if you go back and 1180 00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:45.440 watch a lot of those type of shows like MTVVH 1181 00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:47.440 one or something, you're like, oh shit, I recognize that person. 1182 00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:49.360 It was like when I'm watching Rain of Fire and 1183 00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:51.480 I'm like, oh shit, Gerard Butler, you know, like I 1184 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:54.119 was like, oh fuck, Like it's like that, yeah, and uh, 1185 00:55:55.320 --> 00:55:58.400 It's it's pretty obvious that, yeah, they're podcasters there, that 1186 00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:03.119 is their deal. I did watch Andrew Schultz's latest stand up. 1187 00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:05.519 It was it was fine. I didn't I thought it 1188 00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:07.800 was fine. I remember laughing a few times, but again 1189 00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:12.159 no joke stood out like to your point, Chris, where I. 1190 00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:13.679 Want to be clear, Like I do think like I've 1191 00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:15.119 seen some of his material. I think it's funny, Like 1192 00:56:15.159 --> 00:56:17.000 I think he's a good comedian. I think he's like 1193 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:19.880 pretty good. But like I just like to say that 1194 00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:24.000 about Anthony Jesslink, who is actually he's like a classic 1195 00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:27.360 like he'll write like classic like. 1196 00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:29.719 Old school material. Yeah, you know what I mean. 1197 00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:33.960 It's very very set up, punchline oriented. It's like it's 1198 00:56:33.960 --> 00:56:35.320 not the same as like now, it's like a kind 1199 00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:36.519 of like a lot of crowd work or a lot 1200 00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:37.280 of like storytelling. 1201 00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:39.119 It's very old school in that sense. 1202 00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:40.760 So it's like it's just a weird opinion that by 1203 00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:44.480 the way, I totally forgot this. We talked about Zoran 1204 00:56:44.480 --> 00:56:49.599 Momdanni going on flagrant, oh yeah, yeah. Andrew Cuomo went 1205 00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:56.719 on impulsive, which is I think logan Paul's that's logan Paul. 1206 00:56:56.679 --> 00:57:04.039 Yeah, I and even that there. 1207 00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:05.440 May be people who are not in the know about 1208 00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:08.440 this and why this is so funny, but you are 1209 00:57:08.519 --> 00:57:14.039 running for the mayor of New York City, and Zuron 1210 00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:17.599 went on, however you feel about it flagrant, which is 1211 00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:22.039 probably the biggest New York that's a New York podcast. 1212 00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:28.280 Cuomo goes on Logan Paul's podcast. Logan Paul is an 1213 00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:33.280 Ohio born dude who moved to Los Angeles and then 1214 00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:35.280 moved to Puerto Rico for the tax benefits. 1215 00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:35.840 I'm pretty sure. 1216 00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:41.159 Yeah, that is so funny to me, like just that fact, 1217 00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:43.320 so out of time, let me let me go to 1218 00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:45.119 let me go to the Los Angeles guys to make 1219 00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:47.679 my case for New York, Like what the fuck? Nobody cares. 1220 00:57:48.039 --> 00:57:51.039 Nobody in New York gives a shit about Logan Paul 1221 00:57:51.159 --> 00:57:51.679 at all. 1222 00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:53.920 Not even a little bit, not even a little bit. 1223 00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:58.480 It's not even remotely a thing over there. So that 1224 00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:01.519 was I forgot to venture that earlier. That just that 1225 00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:04.840 shot me the hell I was crashing. I was like, yo, 1226 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.320 I was on the plane being like, are you kidding? 1227 00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:10.119 That's so crazy that he chose to do that. He 1228 00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:12.719 must have like people on his campaign that like actively 1229 00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:13.800 want to see him fail. 1230 00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:17.320 To make it like, oh, go on other big podcasts. 1231 00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:18.760 I don't want to go on the same one he 1232 00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:21.239 went on, and it's like, you're stupid. 1233 00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:23.639 It's crazy because they would one hundred invite him on 1234 00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:26.960 and and his audience. He has a lot of retards 1235 00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:30.199 that he could win some of them over. But to 1236 00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:33.159 be fair to the audience, when because Andrew Schultz was 1237 00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:36.400 he was, he made a comment when he when he 1238 00:58:36.440 --> 00:58:38.719 was talking about the whole comedy scene and everything, and 1239 00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:41.599 he was saying like, man, look at you the bad friends. 1240 00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:43.440 Look at their comments section. Man, their fans are all 1241 00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:45.880 hating on him because the comedy festival thing. And he's like, 1242 00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:47.920 our fans like, don't really give a ship. Like what 1243 00:58:47.960 --> 00:58:49.840 he was basically trying to say, like our fans are cool, 1244 00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:54.360 and then check the comments, like he's trying to gaslight us. 1245 00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:56.280 What the fuck's going on? We've been talking mad ship. 1246 00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.800 So that real comedy thing made me lose respect for 1247 00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:05.719 so many of them, to so many of them, just like. 1248 00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:11.480 Jim Jefferies, Jim Jefferies obviously Bill Burr. And then even 1249 00:59:11.519 --> 00:59:15.719 though I didn't necessarily respect, why the fun you forgetting 1250 00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:16.320 that guy's name? 1251 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:18.400 The SNL got the big dick. 1252 00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:26.000 Oh what Pete Davidson, Pete Davison, Come on, that is 1253 00:59:26.039 --> 00:59:27.239 a crazy way to know someone. 1254 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:29.679 I know what you mean. He's on SNL and all 1255 00:59:29.719 --> 00:59:32.159 the women fucked them famous women is a big d. 1256 00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:35.239 Right, all right, Okay, Yeah, I just I just think 1257 00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:38.039 it's I just would be very weird. 1258 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:41.360 But like he's specifically known for having a big dick, 1259 00:59:41.400 --> 00:59:43.800 and that's why all these famous bitches because he looks 1260 00:59:44.039 --> 00:59:46.519 like a strung out druggie, Like why are all these 1261 00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:51.440 women flocking after him? Relate? Yeah, but yeah, I was 1262 00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:54.800 just saying, like understanding, I didn't really I didn't really 1263 00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:58.000 respect Pete Davidson. But at the same time, you know, 1264 00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:01.480 going there, knowing on the information we know about nine 1265 01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:04.719 to eleven, where like most of the hijackets are from there, 1266 01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:07.840 Saudi funded, and then it's like I'm gonna go there 1267 01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:10.920 because even my dad like was a fucking firefighter around 1268 01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:11.280 that era. 1269 01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:12.679 I'm gonna say something controversial. 1270 01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:14.000 My dad caught a building. 1271 01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:16.880 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say something controversial. 1272 01:00:17.159 --> 01:00:20.440 Yeah, that that particular Bill Bird disappointed me because he's 1273 01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.719 always talking about you know, he's always kind of like 1274 01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:25.760 criticizing this kind of thing from like a substance of position, 1275 01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:28.159 and so for him to do it comes across the hypercritical. 1276 01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:30.000 Jim Jeffers I don't know much about, so, like I 1277 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:30.760 can't really speak on. 1278 01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:33.360 That Pete Davidson. 1279 01:00:33.599 --> 01:00:36.960 I almost like at this I respect Pete Davison more 1280 01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:40.800 now that he took the you know, his dad was 1281 01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:45.079 exploded by these guys, right, and he went anyway. But 1282 01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:47.920 he's never actually like he's not like a political dude. 1283 01:00:47.920 --> 01:00:51.199 So I'm like, that's kind of that is so crazy 1284 01:00:51.280 --> 01:00:55.880 and out of pocket that I'm like, you know what, Yeah, Okay, 1285 01:00:56.360 --> 01:00:59.039 there's certain people where like I just I don't know, 1286 01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:01.880 I don't have like a high expectation of you anyway, 1287 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:04.519 So like for you to do like a crazy thing 1288 01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.360 like that almost makes me be like, Let's see what 1289 01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:09.800 else this guy is capable of. Let's see for me, 1290 01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:13.280 take money from the Saudi Arabian government who. 1291 01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:16.719 Who conflagrated his father. 1292 01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:22.519 And it's funny because I see as like his dad 1293 01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:25.639 was like at the end of the boot saga where 1294 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:28.159 they're throwing the spirit bomb at Boo and then Boo 1295 01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:30.440 tries to push it back a little bit, but his 1296 01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:35.079 dad obviously couldn't push back a falling building explosion, so 1297 01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:36.559 you know he died. 1298 01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:40.760 Yeah, you're saying that is I that is a wild 1299 01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:41.239 thing to say. 1300 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:43.360 It's like the it's like the button mash mechanic when 1301 01:01:43.360 --> 01:01:46.719 you're like beam clashing, but imagine it's a building explosion 1302 01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:49.199 in your father. You know, it's really interesting. 1303 01:01:49.239 --> 01:01:52.079 I just wonder does he even actually care about like 1304 01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:53.119 so like if. 1305 01:01:53.079 --> 01:01:55.760 It like he hasn't really thought about it. Maybe he doesn't. 1306 01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:58.719 He doesn't have any animosity for the people that killed 1307 01:01:58.760 --> 01:01:59.480 his dad. 1308 01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:03.320 I think he probably just thinks those people are gone 1309 01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:04.880 or like that was so long ago. 1310 01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:07.920 There's probably some I can't even imagine. 1311 01:02:07.960 --> 01:02:11.400 I earnestly, I don't know how to navigate that mental heads. 1312 01:02:11.400 --> 01:02:12.719 But I really have no idea what he's thinking. 1313 01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:13.360 Sure, but. 1314 01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:17.000 It must have been good enough for him, you know, Like, 1315 01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:19.639 so it is what it is. I'm more disappointed on 1316 01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:23.239 the people who make like make it a thing to 1317 01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:25.239 kind of stand on it on a hill and like 1318 01:02:25.320 --> 01:02:26.480 be virtuous about something. 1319 01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:29.800 Now you're right, that you're right. I don't even I 1320 01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:33.800 don't even know. There's no way like he actually has principles. 1321 01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:38.199 That's that's uh, he's he's he's the Cometown people is 1322 01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:40.920 as fucking stupid as a lot of their bits were 1323 01:02:41.719 --> 01:02:43.800 in their moments of like talking about real shit. Like 1324 01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:47.360 they're extremely principal and extremely progressive and I feel like 1325 01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:51.280 that there was a lot of dumb asses that that 1326 01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:55.079 hated their sexist and racist jokes that couldn't. It was 1327 01:02:55.159 --> 01:02:59.000 like us, we would get fleck. Uh specifically you and 1328 01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:02.719 I Chris for just you know, Oh, you're you're being 1329 01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.280 too edgy, even though it's like deep down if you 1330 01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:07.760 talk about we talk about politics, it's like I have 1331 01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:12.639 nothing against fucking trans people, gay people, religions, gay like 1332 01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:15.679 it's whatever, you know, like I want people him better. 1333 01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:18.360 He's speaking, Derek is speaking for himself. I have problems 1334 01:03:18.360 --> 01:03:20.519 with all of those communities. Oh, I find I forget. 1335 01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:23.079 I don't. I don't outwardly, but you know, there may 1336 01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:23.880 be something inside. 1337 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:26.440 I completely forgot that that's actually true, and in your 1338 01:03:26.800 --> 01:03:30.840 your content. Watching it again, I'll be remembered that you 1339 01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:36.599 actually were speaking for al right positions the entire time. 1340 01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:39.920 I forget. You're mystically homophobic at my point that it's 1341 01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:41.280 almost it's almost magical. 1342 01:03:41.320 --> 01:03:41.800 Yeah, you can. 1343 01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:50.840 You can read my manifest though later tonight that uh, well, 1344 01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:57.360 before we get onto before we get into questions, it's uh, 1345 01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:58.320 it's official. 1346 01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:05.920 I guess uh Halo a Halo remake PS five. 1347 01:04:08.079 --> 01:04:11.719 Really, that's yeah, that's kind of well it's over, well 1348 01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:18.320 by exclusive exclusive that would be crazy, that would copy. 1349 01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:21.079 So funny, that would be so funny. 1350 01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:23.440 Yeah, I was, I was wondering when this was gonna 1351 01:04:23.480 --> 01:04:26.559 It was obviously going to happen, but like, yeah, it's 1352 01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:28.320 interesting that that's I don't know anything about it. 1353 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:29.360 We're in the middle of the show. 1354 01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:32.639 Well, while this is happening, I'm sure there'll be all 1355 01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:34.519 sorts of videos about it and gameplay and stuff. 1356 01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:35.960 Well, uh, we'll see. 1357 01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:36.599 That's interesting. 1358 01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:41.000 It's fully over. I mean, we knew Gears the collection 1359 01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:44.280 or not the collection, but the first game came to PlayStation. Yeah, 1360 01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:48.079 so now uh now Taylor's turn, and now they seem 1361 01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:51.159 to just they just want to be a multi platform publisher. 1362 01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:55.000 Just clear, so good luck. They might actually make good 1363 01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:55.719 games now. 1364 01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.800 But like what's this business? I mean about still maybe 1365 01:04:58.840 --> 01:04:59.960 making one last console. 1366 01:05:01.039 --> 01:05:03.119 I don't know what they're even trying with that, Like. 1367 01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:08.000 With this last junction, I highly doubt that's. 1368 01:05:07.840 --> 01:05:09.239 Gonna happening better or not. 1369 01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:12.280 Like, what's the point. Well, see, I think it's just 1370 01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:14.639 no point. Just might as well just fucking not do 1371 01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:16.480 that anymore and just do what Sega. 1372 01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:20.280 Rumor, the rumor that I heard was that they want 1373 01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:23.039 to make basically a hybrid PC console. 1374 01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:23.400 Yeah. 1375 01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:25.119 Thing, So basically what they want to do is they 1376 01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:27.280 want to have Steam on there, they want to have 1377 01:05:27.400 --> 01:05:28.960 the Epic Game Store on there, they want to have 1378 01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:30.679 Xbox Game Pass on there. 1379 01:05:31.159 --> 01:05:35.159 Yeah. Held thing, Yeah. 1380 01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:37.920 I mean that would I mean earnestly, that would really 1381 01:05:37.960 --> 01:05:40.119 be the only way for them to convince anybody to 1382 01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:42.360 buy something like that going forward, because like I could 1383 01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:44.599 use like a really simple, like if they had like 1384 01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:47.119 a modular kind of PC that was like really simple 1385 01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:50.400 for living room set up, and and I could play 1386 01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:53.079 like God of War, end Halo and like get all my. 1387 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:53.760 Store fronts on. 1388 01:05:54.159 --> 01:05:57.159 That's that's actually appealing in a way that like just 1389 01:05:57.199 --> 01:05:58.920 an Xbox would not be, you know what I mean, 1390 01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:01.599 Like I don't need an Xbox ever, I could use 1391 01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:05.400 I could use a really sleek kind of living room 1392 01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.079 focused PC that can do all that. 1393 01:06:08.360 --> 01:06:09.159 Like that's kind of cool. 1394 01:06:09.400 --> 01:06:12.519 That's actually a good idea, especially now that my like you, 1395 01:06:12.599 --> 01:06:16.679 my my PC is in the studio and it's it 1396 01:06:16.760 --> 01:06:18.320 used to be in my living room right next to 1397 01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:20.480 my TV. So I couldn't just easily like oh this 1398 01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:23.800 is no problem now it's like, oh, having my piece 1399 01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:27.760 have it that actually, that would intrigue me, It would, 1400 01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:30.199 it would if if it if it worked out and 1401 01:06:30.239 --> 01:06:35.480 it was reasonably priced, laughing, say reasonably prized, because I'm. 1402 01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:38.320 Like, come on, it's not going to be reasonably no way, No, 1403 01:06:38.480 --> 01:06:40.239 that thing's gonna be mega expensive. 1404 01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:42.559 Yeah, it's gonna be like looking two thousand dollars, like, 1405 01:06:42.599 --> 01:06:43.920 I'm not buying this from you. 1406 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:45.880 In this economy, it might be. Yeah, I was looking 1407 01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:48.360 at I was looking at the latest graphics card of 1408 01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:53.679 the latest gt X, and uh, how much? How much? 1409 01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:57.320 Don't tell me, don't tell me, Okay, let me check first. 1410 01:06:57.559 --> 01:06:58.480 What is the point? 1411 01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:00.719 No, guess, yeah, exactly, guess. 1412 01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:03.760 All right, So he's looking, he's looking. I'm I'm not 1413 01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:05.519 looking up. I haven't. I haven't looked it up yet. 1414 01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:07.079 I'm guessing I haven't looked it up yet. 1415 01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:11.199 I'm guessing maybe No, I'm honestly, you have not looked 1416 01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:14.639 it up. I have not. Okay, I'm guessing. Maybe how 1417 01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:18.000 much was mine? I have the forty ninety, so mine 1418 01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:25.760 was like six rand I'm guessing three thousand, five hundred. 1419 01:07:28.440 --> 01:07:28.719 I don't know. 1420 01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:30.159 I don't have a guess at all. I'm so oud 1421 01:07:30.159 --> 01:07:30.360 of this. 1422 01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:34.599 That's it's a little high because it's not like it's 1423 01:07:34.639 --> 01:07:36.760 not what do you call it? 1424 01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:38.280 Was it seventeen? Is it seventeen? 1425 01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:43.679 What's the word that I'm looking for. It's it's not. 1426 01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:46.480 And remember Scarce, there's no there's no scarcity right now. 1427 01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:48.199 Okay, but you're close. 1428 01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:51.079 I would say, you said, you said, do you remember Scarce? 1429 01:07:51.079 --> 01:07:54.800 And I was like the guy, Oh, hey, hey, what 1430 01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:59.239 some guys is Scarce here or whatever? Is that Scarce here? 1431 01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:03.119 He posted a video like two years ago, and I 1432 01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:05.000 was like, what the fuck? Oh he came back for 1433 01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:07.239 a second, like, h for a hot minute. I remember 1434 01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:10.480 his fucking reveal, his face revealed, because he like comes 1435 01:08:10.480 --> 01:08:12.480 from behind a tree, like all awkwardly. 1436 01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:17.159 That was so awesome. That's the iconic him walking out 1437 01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:18.039 from behind the tree. 1438 01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:20.279 But yeah, you can find like so like the fifty nineties, 1439 01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:22.119 or I was because I was thinking about like, oh 1440 01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:24.840 I should upgrade. I have a thirty sixty, I should 1441 01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:27.159 get something that's probably you know, reasonable now to just 1442 01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:31.479 go up another just like another generation. And then so 1443 01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:35.640 I was curious and I saw like the uh wait, 1444 01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:38.840 the fifty nineties right now, I think are the latest ones. Yeah, 1445 01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:42.079 and so if there is a TI version, it's probably 1446 01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:46.600 easily three thousand fucking plus, but you can find you 1447 01:08:46.600 --> 01:08:49.039 can definitely find some around the two thousand range if 1448 01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:51.199 you look so. But it was just it did make 1449 01:08:51.279 --> 01:08:55.399 me think that, yeah, at a certain point, there's not 1450 01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:58.159 gonna be much discernible difference, so. 1451 01:08:58.439 --> 01:08:59.520 We're already kind of there. 1452 01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:03.840 Off fairness, it's it is barely discernible. 1453 01:09:03.960 --> 01:09:06.359 Yeah, Like I like, I have a four, I have 1454 01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:09.840 a I got, I had a thirty seventy before, and 1455 01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:11.880 then I have a forty ninety now and it's better. 1456 01:09:12.159 --> 01:09:15.640 But like I'm not utilizing it for the point of 1457 01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:17.439 being better. Like what am I doing with this? 1458 01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:19.000 I think if you want to, if you want to 1459 01:09:19.079 --> 01:09:22.920 run things beautifully on the settings all the way high, 1460 01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:25.319 getting in the forties is perfect, and then just you 1461 01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:28.399 don't need to go any higher. Because when I was playing, 1462 01:09:28.720 --> 01:09:30.920 I had a forty seventy for a minute before I 1463 01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:35.520 had a defect with a fucking cyber power. Yeah, it 1464 01:09:35.560 --> 01:09:38.319 was I noticed the difference between the you know, the 1465 01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:41.039 thirty sixteen and forty seventy. Like I noticed the difference 1466 01:09:41.079 --> 01:09:43.840 in the environments and like the snow and shit, like 1467 01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:47.079 that when I was playing a Sun Wukong and I 1468 01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:48.800 was like, okay, cool, like I'll get somewhere in the 1469 01:09:48.840 --> 01:09:51.239 forty something, and then I think I'm gonna just stay 1470 01:09:51.279 --> 01:09:54.760 there because it really I don't see I don't unless 1471 01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:57.720 you know, way in the future when the fifty something 1472 01:09:57.760 --> 01:09:58.720 the six thousands are. 1473 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:01.800 Gonna be fucking dirt cheap, then okay maybe, but uh. 1474 01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.359 Yeah, I'm I'm kind of a little old school, like 1475 01:10:04.399 --> 01:10:06.520 I'm like, this is look good enough. Well, I'm kind 1476 01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:09.399 of good. I really feel like I'm looking at the environments, 1477 01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:13.359 especially with like racing games, I'm like, bro, some of 1478 01:10:13.359 --> 01:10:16.279 the shit looks real to me, like real real, And 1479 01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:18.800 I'm like, I'm feeling like an old person now. When 1480 01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:22.319 I showed like my mom resident Evil five and she 1481 01:10:22.439 --> 01:10:24.960 was like blowing the fuck away and even though I 1482 01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:27.640 was like, I don't know, this looks like not real 1483 01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:29.159 to me, Mom, it looks good. 1484 01:10:29.239 --> 01:10:32.079 They looked they looked more real back then, though, Like 1485 01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:34.960 I don't know how to explain it, like I it 1486 01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:37.439 felt it felt real. I guess I guess you had 1487 01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:38.880 to be there. It was the moment you didn't have 1488 01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:41.560 to be there in fact, yeah, yeah, but I don't know, 1489 01:10:41.560 --> 01:10:44.359 I fucking playing RECU with five. Killing those fucking villagers 1490 01:10:44.479 --> 01:10:44.960 was a moment. 1491 01:10:45.319 --> 01:10:47.199 I'm I'm tired of waiting. I already want to play 1492 01:10:47.199 --> 01:10:47.600 the remake. 1493 01:10:47.680 --> 01:10:50.479 Dude, I personally, I know I was getting it until 1494 01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:51.239 the year after next. 1495 01:10:51.319 --> 01:10:53.760 I'm sorry, resident Evil fans. I don't give a fuck 1496 01:10:53.760 --> 01:10:56.199 about nine. I really don't. I mean, I'm gonna play it, 1497 01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:57.560 of course, I'm gonna play the fuck. 1498 01:10:57.439 --> 01:10:57.800 Out of it. 1499 01:10:58.159 --> 01:11:00.199 Yeah, you're not excited about it. I'm just I'm just 1500 01:11:00.279 --> 01:11:00.960 not excited about it. 1501 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:02.920 I didn't the demo come out you played as you 1502 01:11:02.920 --> 01:11:04.720 saw that look that that woman. I was gonna say 1503 01:11:04.680 --> 01:11:09.239 something that not demo the showcase at the there was 1504 01:11:09.239 --> 01:11:12.000 a little Yeah. I still haven't watched it because I'm like, 1505 01:11:12.079 --> 01:11:12.880 I want five. 1506 01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:15.720 I'm there with you. I'm right there with you, dude. 1507 01:11:16.000 --> 01:11:17.760 Yeah, I want to see what chevyll looks like. I 1508 01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:18.399 gotta see it. 1509 01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:22.159 So so we're gonna we're gonna move on to some 1510 01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:25.079 questions here from our patrons over at patreon dot com 1511 01:11:25.079 --> 01:11:28.760 slash the Star Tank. Remember go over there if you wanna, 1512 01:11:28.960 --> 01:11:30.800 if you want to ride into the show. Here's the 1513 01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:35.560 first one from Mick Foley's he says, hey, boys, love 1514 01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:37.720 the show. But I have to say I thought it 1515 01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:40.960 was unnecessary for Sweeney to do his recent solo episode 1516 01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.960 entirely in an offensive Indian accent. I recognize that you 1517 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.880 guys are no strangers to edge your humor and often 1518 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:50.560 push the boundaries, but this really didn't even feel like 1519 01:11:50.600 --> 01:11:53.920 a joke. It was just an hour. It was just 1520 01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:56.399 an hour of Sweeney doing what appeared to be a 1521 01:11:56.479 --> 01:12:01.319 regular question answering solo episode, seeming completely earnest for the 1522 01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:05.319 most part, but in an offensively bad impression of an Indian. 1523 01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:07.520 I particularly thought it was over the line from the 1524 01:12:07.600 --> 01:12:09.760 end the episode by saying thank you, come again. 1525 01:12:10.920 --> 01:12:12.039 See that's how I did. 1526 01:12:12.199 --> 01:12:13.359 So I did say it. 1527 01:12:13.399 --> 01:12:16.520 I don't think you did, because the fact that there 1528 01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:19.760 was a punchline there makes it like I believed almost 1529 01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:21.600 I almost believed that this happened. But then I was like, oh, 1530 01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:24.279 he ended with a punchline. That can't be caseon. No, 1531 01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:26.920 you know you know what he you know what he 1532 01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:28.039 really ended the episode with. 1533 01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:31.840 He called me like a bitch or something like you're 1534 01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:35.199 a bitch, like fuck you, and then and then the 1535 01:12:35.199 --> 01:12:37.199 hard R and of course, so I cut off the 1536 01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:37.720 hard warred. 1537 01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:42.039 Yes, yes, Jack, the. 1538 01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:47.359 Nerve, the nerve, the nerve of you to even question 1539 01:12:47.600 --> 01:12:48.720 like I said. 1540 01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:53.319 That because because the revelation to me, it's not, I 1541 01:12:54.039 --> 01:12:55.359 swear to you it was sure. 1542 01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:57.840 I'm lucid during those moments. 1543 01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:02.560 Don't they're loose? Uh let's see. 1544 01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.119 That's funny. I'm funny for that. Yeah. 1545 01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:11.640 Yeah, brilliant, absolutely brilliant. It's good stuff. Wait what is this? 1546 01:13:11.840 --> 01:13:14.079 I don't know anything about this, dude, Dad Danglar Rode 1547 01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:16.680 and he says, hey, guy, hey, gang, did any of 1548 01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:19.119 you see that guy get fucking creamed in a police 1549 01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:22.119 chase after he bailed on the one ten figure that's 1550 01:13:22.119 --> 01:13:23.760 probably something up Swings Alley at least. 1551 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:25.000 Yeah, it is a video of of. 1552 01:13:25.239 --> 01:13:28.960 You know, harm befalling civilians, so like Kingston definitely probably 1553 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:29.279 saw it. 1554 01:13:29.800 --> 01:13:31.079 I didn't see it. Unfortunately. 1555 01:13:31.119 --> 01:13:33.239 No, some guy like bailed like it was a police 1556 01:13:33.319 --> 01:13:35.159 chase and he he tried to run out in his 1557 01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:37.680 car on the one ten probably wall. 1558 01:13:37.880 --> 01:13:41.039 Holy fuck. I'm sorry. I've been I've been playing video games. 1559 01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:43.399 At least I haven't been. I haven't been kept up one. 1560 01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:45.039 I've been I've been in New York. I've not been 1561 01:13:45.039 --> 01:13:46.760 paying attention to what's going on. I haven't kept up on. 1562 01:13:47.000 --> 01:13:48.119 Watching the soos. 1563 01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:52.680 Oh. I started watching Glow finally because oh the wrestling show. Yeah, 1564 01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:54.560 because I was because I was since I was talking 1565 01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:59.640 about UH purging a lot of my UH streaming accounts, 1566 01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:03.399 and so I was like, I'll stick to Netflix finally 1567 01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:07.399 watching some shit on my list. Yeah. I one of 1568 01:14:07.439 --> 01:14:08.840 the main reasons I didn't want to watch it because 1569 01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:12.800 the show got canceled because of the pandemic, so the 1570 01:14:12.920 --> 01:14:14.680 last season never dropped. So I'm like, oh, do I 1571 01:14:14.760 --> 01:14:16.880 really not even want to get invested? And then of 1572 01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:19.159 course I got invested because just like a lot of 1573 01:14:19.159 --> 01:14:22.960 these Netflix shows, it's so fucking obvious they always do this. 1574 01:14:23.039 --> 01:14:26.600 They first episode got to show naked chick to hook 1575 01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:29.800 you in, Like the store women are gonna be there 1576 01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:31.439 for the story a lot of times, and they're like, 1577 01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:35.439 we want dumb, monkey brained men to stay too. So 1578 01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:37.960 then Alison Breeze naked within the first like ten minutes 1579 01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:42.479 or whatever, like there we go, perfect show. We're like, 1580 01:14:42.520 --> 01:14:45.920 we're hooked, and then of course they're sexy outfits like 1581 01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:46.880 the entire time. 1582 01:14:46.720 --> 01:14:49.560 And it was like, wait, you said ten ten seconds. 1583 01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:53.640 No, ten let's like ten minutes, ten minutes, ten seconds. No, 1584 01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:55.920 that's like Warns is New Black. I think within the 1585 01:14:55.960 --> 01:14:59.359 first minute you see I think Laura prep prepuwns tits 1586 01:14:59.439 --> 01:15:02.279 or something. I couldn't be misremembering, but I remember seeing 1587 01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:06.159 Tit's pretty fast and I'm like Donna's Pinziatti from the 1588 01:15:06.199 --> 01:15:10.960 that SEMENTI shows tits are in this. I'm in, Yeah, Okay, 1589 01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:12.439 it is. It's good. 1590 01:15:13.399 --> 01:15:15.119 It is actually it is actually a good show too, 1591 01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:17.159 but uh, it's really it. 1592 01:15:17.239 --> 01:15:21.960 Mark Maren Maren plays himself essentially, he plays, and think 1593 01:15:22.000 --> 01:15:23.159 about he does play. 1594 01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:25.560 I think it's so funny thinking about Mark Maroon because 1595 01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:28.000 like I, I know, I told the story on the 1596 01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:29.960 show before, but I still I still kind of I 1597 01:15:29.960 --> 01:15:31.880 still think about it as that like was this like 1598 01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:34.920 did this really happen? I ran into Mark Marin coming 1599 01:15:34.920 --> 01:15:37.319 out of Jalen's old building, right. It's that's such a 1600 01:15:37.359 --> 01:15:41.079 weird memory for me because I genuinely like he was 1601 01:15:41.119 --> 01:15:43.000 coming out and it was like that awkward kind of like, 1602 01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:44.359 oh I didn't we didn't see each. 1603 01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:47.319 Other, so I just looked. I looked into his eyes. 1604 01:15:48.279 --> 01:15:50.600 Basically I was like, oh, I was like, I think 1605 01:15:50.800 --> 01:15:52.479 that guy looks familiar whatever, and they left and I 1606 01:15:52.479 --> 01:15:55.640 was like, I think that was Mark Maren weird you. 1607 01:15:55.600 --> 01:15:55.960 Think he was. 1608 01:15:57.239 --> 01:15:59.920 I think he was filming the podcast with Obama right there, 1609 01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.159 and you just like, yeah, a couple of years ago. Yeah, 1610 01:16:03.199 --> 01:16:07.800 and then yeah, and then Obama is like, oh, yeah, 1611 01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:09.520 go ahead and get the pizza. I'll stay here and 1612 01:16:09.520 --> 01:16:13.399 watch your apartment. I watch your apartment. He bombs it. 1613 01:16:13.399 --> 01:16:14.199 It is so funny. 1614 01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:15.079 That's crazy. 1615 01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:16.479 He's in it though. 1616 01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:20.119 He has he drinks the postion of fire Resistance, but 1617 01:16:20.159 --> 01:16:21.479 he's like, bombs apartment. 1618 01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:22.439 He's like Cecil. 1619 01:16:22.479 --> 01:16:25.840 He's got like he's got people who can teleport him. 1620 01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:29.600 Imagine he sits there, he goes a mark of a. 1621 01:16:32.800 --> 01:16:36.000 Boom, he goes. 1622 01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:40.319 See you later and he just and he just disappears. 1623 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:44.039 Mark's like what and then the building explodes. Have you 1624 01:16:44.039 --> 01:16:48.199 ever seen the interview he did with Gallagher, that old comedian. No, 1625 01:16:48.920 --> 01:16:50.520 So he did an interview with Gallagher. He was just 1626 01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:52.640 like questioning him and he was like why why this sudden? 1627 01:16:52.920 --> 01:16:54.479 He was kind of pressing him a little hard or whatever, 1628 01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:56.319 but he stormed out of the interview. 1629 01:16:56.840 --> 01:16:57.920 He's like, why are you talking to me? 1630 01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:59.680 If you if if you don't want to if you're 1631 01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:01.279 gonna disagree with everything I say. I was like, I 1632 01:17:01.319 --> 01:17:03.359 thought this was we were having a good discussion. And 1633 01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:06.199 you can hear him off the mic, the guy storming 1634 01:17:06.199 --> 01:17:08.479 out and he's like, I'm believing, and he goes. Mark 1635 01:17:08.520 --> 01:17:12.960 Maron goes, oh, come on Gallagher, and it is the 1636 01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:16.439 funny it is. It's so funny. 1637 01:17:18.159 --> 01:17:20.119 Look up, Mark Maren, Oh come on Gallagher. 1638 01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:21.119 It's like if. 1639 01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:24.560 You're there's nothing, it's there's nothing, there's. 1640 01:17:24.439 --> 01:17:26.960 Something funny says saying, oh, come on. And then the 1641 01:17:27.079 --> 01:17:28.039 name is cool. 1642 01:17:27.800 --> 01:17:28.319 In the name. 1643 01:17:28.520 --> 01:17:32.479 He's, oh, come on, Freezer. 1644 01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:35.640 You know, like that's pretty good. 1645 01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:36.479 I like Mark. 1646 01:17:36.560 --> 01:17:37.399 I like Mark Maron. 1647 01:17:37.479 --> 01:17:42.600 I've uh he's he's he's his uh dick headedness is 1648 01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:43.680 dick headed? 1649 01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:46.399 I don't I can't even say dick heettishness. 1650 01:17:46.600 --> 01:17:49.199 Yeah, Like I feel like it's so necessary. I feel 1651 01:17:49.239 --> 01:17:52.680 like I I've I've always enjoyed it. That's watching him 1652 01:17:52.680 --> 01:17:58.199 on Glow is very frustrating but also very entertaining because 1653 01:17:58.279 --> 01:18:00.640 like it's I was like, dude, this is him. This 1654 01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:02.880 is crazy that they're just like, oh, we need this 1655 01:18:03.079 --> 01:18:09.399 piece of shit insecure, fucking egotistical guys called Mark Merrit. 1656 01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:10.560 They're like, oh, we're perfect. 1657 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:15.399 Great he probably is like He's probably like, yeah, that's me, Okay, 1658 01:18:15.479 --> 01:18:16.039 I can do that. 1659 01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:17.920 Yeah, you know, I guess. 1660 01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:19.960 I guess it's like this kind of rude that you 1661 01:18:20.039 --> 01:18:21.920 fucking called me up for this. But all right, I 1662 01:18:21.960 --> 01:18:22.319 get it. 1663 01:18:22.800 --> 01:18:25.560 I'm not doing anything right now. I mean just my 1664 01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:26.000 pants on. 1665 01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:29.960 You see Pizza Times cal Zone anal Beads wrote in 1666 01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:36.199 he says, hey, Chris and some black gay. He wrote 1667 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:38.560 in he says, my question for you, men of various 1668 01:18:38.600 --> 01:18:42.640 slurs is actually mainly for Chris. 1669 01:18:42.680 --> 01:18:44.079 How about you? That's for you. 1670 01:18:45.039 --> 01:18:48.760 How about you actually play Kingdom Hearts instead of writing 1671 01:18:48.800 --> 01:18:52.960 it off as slop. It's not genre defining, nor is 1672 01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:54.600 it some life changing experience. 1673 01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:56.399 But they're definitely they're genuinely great. 1674 01:18:56.239 --> 01:18:58.960 Games and amazing action RPGs. If you can play the 1675 01:18:58.960 --> 01:19:01.000 New God of War Games, you can play Kingdom Hearts. 1676 01:19:01.239 --> 01:19:03.600 He has a ps here that we'll get into afterwards, 1677 01:19:03.600 --> 01:19:03.960 but let. 1678 01:19:03.840 --> 01:19:06.079 Me say this, it's not the same. 1679 01:19:06.239 --> 01:19:08.920 I don't shit on Kingdom Hearts because I haven't played it. 1680 01:19:10.439 --> 01:19:13.800 I've played it, I didn't beat it under no circumstance, 1681 01:19:13.800 --> 01:19:16.720 and I gotta finish it. But I've played it. I've 1682 01:19:16.760 --> 01:19:20.720 played it. I think I've played probably a collective four 1683 01:19:20.760 --> 01:19:21.680 hours of Kingdom Hearts. 1684 01:19:21.720 --> 01:19:22.159 Earnestly. 1685 01:19:23.119 --> 01:19:26.399 I streamed it either a year ago or like a 1686 01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:28.920 year or two ago. I played a little bit of 1687 01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.279 Kingdom Hearts three with Colin. There's a week in a 1688 01:19:31.359 --> 01:19:35.640 video of it. So I've played this game. I remember 1689 01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:37.439 the first time I played it back in the BS 1690 01:19:37.479 --> 01:19:40.560 two Days where a friend of mine had Kingdom Hearts 1691 01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:42.000 two for the first time. He was playing through it. 1692 01:19:42.159 --> 01:19:44.039 He was like, and he handed me the controller during 1693 01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:49.119 the Little Mermaid section. I hate it. 1694 01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:54.399 With experience. I'm not hating it from afar. I really 1695 01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:55.239 want that to be clear. 1696 01:19:55.720 --> 01:19:58.640 There are some games I definitely I like pretend to 1697 01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:01.760 hate because I've never played them. Kingdom Hearts is not 1698 01:20:01.760 --> 01:20:02.159 one of them. 1699 01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:03.439 It uh. 1700 01:20:03.479 --> 01:20:07.399 In my opinion, it relies too heavily on nostalgia, uh 1701 01:20:07.600 --> 01:20:11.520 because like, when I think about it, I it first 1702 01:20:11.560 --> 01:20:15.520 of all, the dearly Beloved fucking soundtrack or whatever that's 1703 01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:19.199 that That title is fucking excellent. So whenever I hear 1704 01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:21.239 that and it brings me back. But then when I 1705 01:20:21.239 --> 01:20:24.000 start thinking about the actual gameplay, that's the last thing 1706 01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:27.920 I think about. I think about fucking Donald and goofy. 1707 01:20:28.359 --> 01:20:30.520 I don't even think about saw so sucks in my opinion. 1708 01:20:31.840 --> 01:20:33.840 You know, some people be dirty, but I just don't 1709 01:20:33.840 --> 01:20:36.600 care about the It didn't do anything for me. I 1710 01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:39.039 think about just the little thing and oh and talking 1711 01:20:39.039 --> 01:20:40.640 to some of the Disney characters, but I'm like, that's 1712 01:20:40.680 --> 01:20:43.359 not enough to fucking make a video game good. And 1713 01:20:43.399 --> 01:20:46.079 to that point, I couldn't finish it because I was 1714 01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:47.640 starting to get like it was like it was a 1715 01:20:47.640 --> 01:20:50.279 little bit too grindy for me, So I use towards 1716 01:20:50.319 --> 01:20:51.920 the latter half of it, I just put on game 1717 01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:53.800 Shark and put on Game Shark because I was just like, 1718 01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:54.600 I just want to get. 1719 01:20:54.439 --> 01:20:56.000 Through it and see the story. 1720 01:20:56.039 --> 01:20:59.279 And so I beat it that way, just cheating because 1721 01:20:59.279 --> 01:21:01.479 I was kind of like over the grind and because 1722 01:21:01.760 --> 01:21:04.039 it gets there's a little bit of a difficulty jump 1723 01:21:04.239 --> 01:21:07.960 like most grpgs, and so and then I didn't finish 1724 01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:10.880 the second one. It just wasn't It was fine. I 1725 01:21:10.920 --> 01:21:13.000 don't hate it, but I feel like I'm kind of 1726 01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:16.239 the same like Chris, where I was like, yeah, it's there, 1727 01:21:16.319 --> 01:21:18.840 it's cool. I guess it's fun, but. 1728 01:21:19.079 --> 01:21:20.520 Yeah, I want to be clear, I don't think it's 1729 01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:23.039 like the worst thing I've ever experienced. I just don't, 1730 01:21:23.119 --> 01:21:27.720 I earnestly like, I just don't like how it feels 1731 01:21:27.760 --> 01:21:30.000 to play it. I don't like how Sora feels to 1732 01:21:30.039 --> 01:21:33.199 move around. I don't particularly like the way weapons feel. 1733 01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:36.680 I don't particularly like the vibe of it. It's just 1734 01:21:36.800 --> 01:21:37.760 it's not my thing at all. 1735 01:21:38.880 --> 01:21:41.640 Just straight up, yeah, it's you know what, you know 1736 01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:43.159 what would be fun to play? You should play this 1737 01:21:43.279 --> 01:21:46.800 shitty PS two game called The Bouncer. You should play 1738 01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:49.680 that The Bouncer. It's a fucking it's a it's a 1739 01:21:49.720 --> 01:21:51.840 beat him up. It's a beat them up with a 1740 01:21:51.840 --> 01:21:55.479 bunch of stupid anime characters. You know, they look they 1741 01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:58.439 look not tough at all, but they're bouncers. What the 1742 01:21:58.479 --> 01:21:59.920 fuck is this? I've earned it? 1743 01:22:00.479 --> 01:22:05.119 Never heard of this The Bouncer, Dude, I loved the game. 1744 01:22:05.359 --> 01:22:07.119 Hold on, the game is about bouncers. 1745 01:22:07.159 --> 01:22:10.399 Actually literally, they're bouncers, and they look not like bouncers 1746 01:22:10.399 --> 01:22:15.800 at all, but in that universe they probably are look tough, 1747 01:22:15.840 --> 01:22:18.279 you know, because like Cloud is right, is a badass. 1748 01:22:18.840 --> 01:22:20.600 But you know what Cloud looks like, you know, so 1749 01:22:20.760 --> 01:22:21.880 it's like that type of I. 1750 01:22:21.880 --> 01:22:24.119 Think it's a little different because Cloud is famously not 1751 01:22:24.600 --> 01:22:27.159 like Cloud looks like a bitch. I think that's the point. 1752 01:22:27.239 --> 01:22:28.760 He does look like a bitch, but like, I. 1753 01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:30.600 Think that's the point of the world too. I think 1754 01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:34.680 like people make they make comments on the bouncer. He 1755 01:22:34.920 --> 01:22:37.760 reminds me a little bit like a more human version 1756 01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:38.199 of Sora. 1757 01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:41.319 He is just straight up Yeah, And it looks like 1758 01:22:41.359 --> 01:22:45.800 someone put it looks like it's this is not this 1759 01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:48.319 exactly obviously, but it looks like someone hits Sora with 1760 01:22:48.359 --> 01:22:52.399 a live action gun, like a transformation, like it turns 1761 01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:54.079 you into a live action person, but then shut it 1762 01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:54.640 off halfway. 1763 01:22:55.479 --> 01:22:57.560 He looks like that's clearly the middle. 1764 01:22:57.680 --> 01:23:00.960 He looks like the middle animorph between Kingdom Heart Sora 1765 01:23:01.079 --> 01:23:02.399 and real person Sora. 1766 01:23:02.720 --> 01:23:05.239 Yeah, and he's just stuck in the middle transformation. 1767 01:23:06.600 --> 01:23:08.920 That's clearly a reference. Final Did you play this? 1768 01:23:09.319 --> 01:23:10.840 I beat it several times. 1769 01:23:12.039 --> 01:23:12.239 Look. 1770 01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:14.479 First of all, I'm a huge beat him up fan. 1771 01:23:14.600 --> 01:23:17.479 I love beat him ups. This is how I can 1772 01:23:17.520 --> 01:23:22.760 tolerate anime shit Like it's just in these it's it's stupid, 1773 01:23:22.840 --> 01:23:28.119 it's cheesy, it's it's short, too long, And then all 1774 01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:30.680 of a sudden, these dumb characters that are whiny start 1775 01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:33.119 geting introducing a lot of RPGs, and I'm like, I 1776 01:23:33.159 --> 01:23:35.960 can't deal with this anymore like some whiny cat type 1777 01:23:35.960 --> 01:23:39.239 of character, some girl that's her way too high pitch 1778 01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:42.600 and shit like this was very controlled and so if 1779 01:23:42.640 --> 01:23:45.319 it's in like a it's like say, there's certain animes 1780 01:23:45.319 --> 01:23:46.640 that I'm like, I can't watch it all the way 1781 01:23:46.640 --> 01:23:49.199 through because it's too chibi, you know. And then so 1782 01:23:49.279 --> 01:23:52.600 it's just kind of like that where this sucks. Don't 1783 01:23:52.600 --> 01:23:55.880 get me wrong. The Bouncer sucks, but it reminds me 1784 01:23:55.920 --> 01:23:57.600 of ninety five Mortal Combat in a way that like, 1785 01:23:57.640 --> 01:24:02.960 I am aware this sucks, but it's charming. Yeah. So like, uh, 1786 01:24:03.479 --> 01:24:06.359 anybody's uh go play The Bouncer if you can find 1787 01:24:06.399 --> 01:24:06.880 it somewhere. 1788 01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:10.039 Yeah, definitely play. Yeah, get an original copy of the Bouncer. 1789 01:24:10.199 --> 01:24:12.159 I wonder how much an original copy of The Bouncer goes. 1790 01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:15.479 Ooh fuck the Bouncer. If it's cheap, I'm a buy 1791 01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:21.359 it PS two physical copy. Let's see, let's see how 1792 01:24:21.399 --> 01:24:22.239 in demand this is. 1793 01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:29.520 Uh, all right, it's not that crazy, Uh, the yeah 1794 01:24:29.760 --> 01:24:33.279 PS two inbox copy? So case and manual is thirty 1795 01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:33.840 one bucks. 1796 01:24:34.680 --> 01:24:37.800 Woo. Yeah, I see one for okay, I see I 1797 01:24:37.800 --> 01:24:39.159 see one seventeen ninety nine. 1798 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:43.279 That's the game by itself with no with a with no. 1799 01:24:43.359 --> 01:24:49.079 Casey fuck with me. Hey, okay, I found another one 1800 01:24:49.119 --> 01:24:51.560 with a different I've never even seen this. Is this 1801 01:24:51.640 --> 01:24:53.760 like the Japanese version? There might be? 1802 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:57.039 Yeah, because it's like a different cover back kind of 1803 01:24:57.039 --> 01:24:58.840 they had different back then. That would happened a lot. 1804 01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:01.319 You would get like, it's not really that way anymore, 1805 01:25:01.319 --> 01:25:04.880 but like Japanese and American box arts used to be different. 1806 01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:07.359 I remember that with Boudakai the Budai games had that, 1807 01:25:07.399 --> 01:25:12.239 and I remember Boudekai three in the US has such 1808 01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:15.720 a ship box art, and then the the Japanese one 1809 01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:19.159 is so much better. Yea, because the the English one 1810 01:25:19.199 --> 01:25:21.399 is just Goku's fist and it takes up the whole 1811 01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:21.880 fucking thing. 1812 01:25:21.920 --> 01:25:22.920 I'm not even exaggerating. 1813 01:25:23.000 --> 01:25:23.359 Is that. 1814 01:25:23.359 --> 01:25:26.960 That's that's three. I gotta see that. 1815 01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:29.479 Let me send it it. 1816 01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:32.000 Yeah, dude, it's the first thing that comes up when 1817 01:25:32.039 --> 01:25:35.439 you if you google event sharts Boutakai three. It's straight 1818 01:25:35.520 --> 01:25:39.800 up like just google search Boudekai three images and it's 1819 01:25:39.800 --> 01:25:41.560 like it's just Goku's fucking fist. 1820 01:25:41.800 --> 01:25:44.560 You see Goku in the back, but it's like it's 1821 01:25:44.600 --> 01:25:45.439 so cropped. 1822 01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:46.840 Why is it like that. 1823 01:25:47.840 --> 01:25:50.479 It's very weird, especially because like all the Budakai games 1824 01:25:50.520 --> 01:25:51.840 before that had like pretty good. 1825 01:25:52.640 --> 01:25:56.479 It's like very cool, like because clearly there's like an entire. 1826 01:25:56.279 --> 01:26:00.520 Image of him, and it is like, oh, it would 1827 01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:02.800 be better to just because probably oh if you if 1828 01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:05.159 you put it mostly his face in, there's like his 1829 01:26:05.319 --> 01:26:06.880 finger is still in this shot, and they're like, that 1830 01:26:06.920 --> 01:26:09.920 looks stupid. Let's just focus on his fist. I guess, 1831 01:26:10.119 --> 01:26:11.920 or it sucks. 1832 01:26:13.239 --> 01:26:15.640 It's a great game. That's great game, but the Japanese 1833 01:26:15.680 --> 01:26:17.159 I think the Japanese covers way better. 1834 01:26:17.880 --> 01:26:19.119 Let me look at Japanese. 1835 01:26:20.359 --> 01:26:25.159 What the I think? 1836 01:26:26.079 --> 01:26:28.920 No kaichi that's what it's called, right, No Budakai is 1837 01:26:28.920 --> 01:26:31.520 the tournament, the real thing, and TI means something different. 1838 01:26:34.159 --> 01:26:35.920 I've been saying I was gonna learn Japanese for a 1839 01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:36.279 long time. 1840 01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:38.000 It ain't happening. I'm gonna do it. 1841 01:26:38.039 --> 01:26:41.600 So ten kaichi translates to number one under heaven. 1842 01:26:42.520 --> 01:26:45.960 Mm hm, that makes sense, means yeah, I get. 1843 01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:50.760 It means martial arts tournament. I means specifically martial arts tournament. 1844 01:26:50.960 --> 01:26:54.520 That's okay, gotcha, all right, but uh yeah, anyway. 1845 01:26:54.439 --> 01:26:57.800 Shoutout dragon Ball Man, shoutout dragon ball for changing the game. 1846 01:26:58.520 --> 01:26:59.920 You don't give it, you don't give it the respected. 1847 01:27:00.319 --> 01:27:03.720 It's just because it's stupid, you know, like it's it's great, 1848 01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:04.560 but it's stupid. 1849 01:27:04.600 --> 01:27:05.760 It's objectively stupid. 1850 01:27:06.000 --> 01:27:08.079 Like I don't know anyone, if anyone that's saying that, 1851 01:27:08.119 --> 01:27:10.119 Like this ship's deep and and all this ship like 1852 01:27:10.119 --> 01:27:11.800 people like they're they're they're slow. 1853 01:27:11.880 --> 01:27:13.640 There's deeper, there's deeper elements to but it's not a 1854 01:27:13.680 --> 01:27:14.279 deep show, but. 1855 01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:17.119 You can always put It's like you ever seen the 1856 01:27:17.199 --> 01:27:20.319 movie V for Vendetta, Like, yeah, there is a short 1857 01:27:20.399 --> 01:27:23.760 story within that stupid ass movie that is very deep 1858 01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.319 and very like, oh man, this could have won an oscar, 1859 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:29.600 this little short story within it, Like it's a fake thing. 1860 01:27:29.479 --> 01:27:32.560 With the graphic novels very well regarded. 1861 01:27:33.239 --> 01:27:35.720 I love that. I love that movie, but also it's 1862 01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:40.039 fucking silly. But I'm just saying within it, there's a 1863 01:27:40.199 --> 01:27:43.600 really like it's like, oh, she Nelly Portman's reading a 1864 01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:46.479 letter and then basically what she's reading there, they're now 1865 01:27:46.920 --> 01:27:49.760 those scenes are playing with what she's reading. Very compelling, 1866 01:27:49.880 --> 01:27:53.159 very fucking to pull at your heartstrings. You know, if 1867 01:27:53.199 --> 01:27:56.439 anyone hasn't seen that it's online, just just put in 1868 01:27:56.479 --> 01:27:58.840 like Viva Vendetta letter or something and you can see that. 1869 01:27:58.840 --> 01:28:03.039 It's probably like six minutes and deep. You know what 1870 01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:04.359 I'm saying, Like you can know you can put deep 1871 01:28:04.399 --> 01:28:06.600 ship within like fucking garbage. 1872 01:28:06.600 --> 01:28:09.439 Of course that's true. What do you mean? 1873 01:28:09.720 --> 01:28:11.640 All right? Uh, let's see. 1874 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:15.960 Uh here's one hello, oh pre Ras. Pre Ras wrote 1875 01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:20.199 in he says hello to PlayStation podcast unfortunate PlayStation podcast 1876 01:28:20.239 --> 01:28:21.960 or unfortunate punching back of the show and editor have 1877 01:28:22.039 --> 01:28:26.079 already recorded debates episode zero. Listener here from the Midwest. 1878 01:28:26.279 --> 01:28:30.319 Uh as I'm hoping, uh my question finally gets read. 1879 01:28:30.800 --> 01:28:32.560 This is for Gangster Quest. 1880 01:28:33.119 --> 01:28:33.399 Mm hmm. 1881 01:28:34.000 --> 01:28:37.159 Gangster questa, as you know, is our It's Derek's idea 1882 01:28:37.199 --> 01:28:41.920 for a video game in which various urban gangs get 1883 01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:45.560 what basically teleported into like Issa guide into. 1884 01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:46.359 Like a Skyrim world. 1885 01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:47.079 Yeah. 1886 01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:49.039 Yeah, I only say that because I'm only trying to 1887 01:28:49.039 --> 01:28:50.800 be a little bit more conscious of like somebody being 1888 01:28:50.880 --> 01:28:52.760 like with the we talk about a lot of shit 1889 01:28:52.800 --> 01:28:57.279 that we've talked about forever with no contextual preface. 1890 01:28:57.640 --> 01:29:00.680 Yeah, it's the idea that we're gonna steal from there. Eventually, 1891 01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:02.159 we're gonna we're gonna listen. 1892 01:29:03.119 --> 01:29:05.520 I'm actually learning, I'm actually learning three D miling right 1893 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:05.960 now to. 1894 01:29:05.880 --> 01:29:08.439 Listen to steal those are one of that is one 1895 01:29:08.479 --> 01:29:12.920 of those things that I don't need credit for it. Oh, 1896 01:29:12.960 --> 01:29:16.439 sure it'd be nice, but I just want to see 1897 01:29:16.439 --> 01:29:17.760 it made. You know. 1898 01:29:18.359 --> 01:29:19.800 Sure it would make me a little mad. 1899 01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:21.359 If someone was like, oh, yeah, I came up with 1900 01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:24.039 this concept when and I'm like, fuck you, there's a 1901 01:29:24.039 --> 01:29:26.600 paper trail of you being a fan of this podcast, 1902 01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:26.880 you know. 1903 01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:29.000 Or something you know you could easily see. 1904 01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:31.680 You could easily see for that and win, I think, yeah, probably, 1905 01:29:31.800 --> 01:29:33.840 It's like no idea like. 1906 01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:34.560 That is crazy. 1907 01:29:34.760 --> 01:29:37.279 Yeah, it's just like I don't it's such a hyper 1908 01:29:37.279 --> 01:29:38.039 specific idea. 1909 01:29:38.159 --> 01:29:40.359 It is like I and I do have. I have 1910 01:29:40.600 --> 01:29:42.039 like a podcast. 1911 01:29:42.119 --> 01:29:44.319 I have a forty minute podcast from like twenty thirteen 1912 01:29:44.800 --> 01:29:47.279 going over all this shit. So it's like absolutely evidence. 1913 01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:49.800 Yeah I'm deleted, don't worry. I'm thinking that that is mine. 1914 01:29:49.960 --> 01:29:52.000 Especially if they call it gangster quest. 1915 01:29:52.159 --> 01:29:56.840 Yeah, I'm not trying cod but uh, call it anyway, there's. 1916 01:29:56.680 --> 01:30:01.039 A thug's journey. That's calling that thug journey. I like that. 1917 01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:03.439 That's crazy, that's an expansion. 1918 01:30:04.279 --> 01:30:04.520 Yeah. 1919 01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:06.319 Uh, this is for gangs. 1920 01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:06.680 Question. 1921 01:30:06.680 --> 01:30:09.560 If you three individually had a faction, what would the 1922 01:30:09.600 --> 01:30:11.840 faction be called, so we were characters in the game, 1923 01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:14.479 I guess, And what buffs or d buffs would be 1924 01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:19.279 tacked onto the player? Uh of gangs request, I would 1925 01:30:19.279 --> 01:30:23.680 have a I would have obviously a Hispanic gang probably 1926 01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:27.439 m hm, and they would be called uh something would 1927 01:30:27.880 --> 01:30:33.800 some like it should be called the hen day so 1928 01:30:33.920 --> 01:30:39.760 like a completely fucked like it's not it doesn't function truly. 1929 01:30:40.199 --> 01:30:45.159 Wrong, it doesn't function either place, no correct thing right. 1930 01:30:46.000 --> 01:30:49.359 And then it'll be I don't know, Uh, they would 1931 01:30:49.359 --> 01:30:50.239 do more bleed damage. 1932 01:30:50.239 --> 01:30:50.720 I guess. 1933 01:30:52.159 --> 01:30:57.039 Stabbing. It might be called the bumble clots. That'd be easy. 1934 01:30:57.279 --> 01:30:58.880 And uh it would be a bumba clots with a 1935 01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:01.239 little small Puerto Rican like like in a corner, like 1936 01:31:01.279 --> 01:31:04.039 a really tiny one in a corner. It'd be a 1937 01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:08.159 Jamaican flag like I don't know what, like what do 1938 01:31:08.199 --> 01:31:11.199 I like make a flag with something that's very Jamaican, 1939 01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:18.119 like an overweight white woman in the middle and then 1940 01:31:18.119 --> 01:31:19.880 you would get like, I don't know, you'd get plus 1941 01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:23.560 one constitution and plus and minus three charisma because how 1942 01:31:23.560 --> 01:31:25.359 aggressive you are, but you do. 1943 01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:32.880 Really charismas crazy. I like the idea of like having 1944 01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:35.000 So it's gonna be like you know, Hood Game, South 1945 01:31:35.039 --> 01:31:39.560 Central Hood Gang. They end up where the Orcs are, 1946 01:31:40.520 --> 01:31:43.920 and so they teamed with the Orcs and they it 1947 01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:45.359 the blood works there. 1948 01:31:45.359 --> 01:31:46.279 They're gonna be blood works. 1949 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:52.399 This their bloods, and so they form an alliance and 1950 01:31:52.520 --> 01:31:54.720 teach them their ways. So it's like, all right, this 1951 01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:57.840 is how we do business, is how the blood business, 1952 01:31:57.840 --> 01:31:59.960 This is how we talk, you know. So then now 1953 01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:02.399 we gotta we gotta put be's ship. 1954 01:32:02.880 --> 01:32:07.239 So then the Orcs start talking like that Orbs, and 1955 01:32:08.359 --> 01:32:12.720 then the Orbs are like, oh we are the Orbs 1956 01:32:12.760 --> 01:32:16.720 now and fucking They teach them how to be like 1957 01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:20.000 brutes and like vanguard type of tactics and ship so like. 1958 01:32:20.960 --> 01:32:25.000 Rift, these just buffs that are not necessary to have. 1959 01:32:26.079 --> 01:32:28.800 So of course, like you know, increase attack, you know, buffs, 1960 01:32:29.359 --> 01:32:31.600 the d buffs. It's gonna be defense down. It's gonna 1961 01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:34.399 be very like you know, glass cannon type ship and 1962 01:32:34.439 --> 01:32:36.239 like so they're gonna be fucking you know, if they 1963 01:32:36.279 --> 01:32:39.279 get you, they canna fuck you up, right, They're like marauders, 1964 01:32:39.680 --> 01:32:41.840 and so it would be like kind of cool, like 1965 01:32:41.880 --> 01:32:44.640 I I have a vision happening and I'm like, God, damn, 1966 01:32:44.680 --> 01:32:45.439 I want this ship made. 1967 01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:49.079 Dude, what what? What gang? Would be the worst to 1968 01:32:49.239 --> 01:32:51.640 have them interactly like the Dragons of the world, like 1969 01:32:51.640 --> 01:32:54.720 the fucking Flying new who gets then, like I don't 1970 01:32:54.720 --> 01:32:56.479 know who would It would be like the FBI, Like 1971 01:32:56.520 --> 01:32:58.199 the FBI somehow sneaks into. 1972 01:33:00.239 --> 01:33:02.479 To be crazy and then inform it like you know 1973 01:33:02.520 --> 01:33:03.680 in some of the like one of the gangs that 1974 01:33:03.720 --> 01:33:05.840 guys they come back, it was they were a fucking 1975 01:33:05.840 --> 01:33:08.640 an informant, right, they were a rat and they're like, 1976 01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:10.279 a fuck, how am I gonna get out of this? 1977 01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:12.520 And stuff? And then and then he's like, you know, tactical. 1978 01:33:12.560 --> 01:33:14.399 He's like first in his class, you know, he was 1979 01:33:14.520 --> 01:33:18.119 really important assignment. So he whispers in one of the dragons, 1980 01:33:18.199 --> 01:33:20.279 He's like, listen, I can get you all the gold 1981 01:33:20.359 --> 01:33:24.800 you want, Like I like all these niggas stupid. I 1982 01:33:24.840 --> 01:33:28.920 know how to get the dragons, Like, hm, you drive 1983 01:33:28.960 --> 01:33:31.479 a hard bargain. He's like, okay, do you have magic dragon? 1984 01:33:31.520 --> 01:33:33.560 Can I get more of my FBI buddies down here 1985 01:33:34.479 --> 01:33:36.000 instead of going, instead of trying to. 1986 01:33:36.000 --> 01:33:40.239 Leave, trying to get our people. Right, dragon, though it 1987 01:33:40.319 --> 01:33:43.000 is a powerful creature, we're a dragon in the real 1988 01:33:43.039 --> 01:33:45.720 world unless it depends on how much magic it has. Yeah, 1989 01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:46.279 it depends. 1990 01:33:46.359 --> 01:33:48.039 Like what dragons are we talking about? Are they more 1991 01:33:48.119 --> 01:33:51.279 like just giant, fucking annoying lizards like in Rain of Fire? 1992 01:33:51.880 --> 01:33:52.640 Or they smile? 1993 01:33:52.800 --> 01:33:56.760 Yeah? Are they like magical in most fantasy settings where 1994 01:33:56.760 --> 01:33:58.600 they're like extremely superior? 1995 01:33:59.279 --> 01:33:59.680 Which is so? 1996 01:34:00.039 --> 01:34:00.399 Are flying? 1997 01:34:00.439 --> 01:34:04.119 It's so it's so unfair like what they usually they're 1998 01:34:04.199 --> 01:34:07.079 usually there's just not many. The balancing act is that 1999 01:34:07.119 --> 01:34:09.159 there's not many of them. That has to be the 2000 01:34:09.199 --> 01:34:12.039 balancing act of drives. Yes, if they exist and they're 2001 01:34:12.199 --> 01:34:14.680 smarter than people and they have more magic than people, 2002 01:34:14.720 --> 01:34:18.039 do they simply have to be fewer because if that's 2003 01:34:18.119 --> 01:34:20.520 not the case, then there are no other. 2004 01:34:20.880 --> 01:34:23.039 You ever watch Cowboys and Aliens? Do you ever remember 2005 01:34:23.039 --> 01:34:25.640 that movie? I remember it vaguely and I never saw 2006 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:28.439 it watched it. How the fuck do the humans win? 2007 01:34:28.479 --> 01:34:30.680 Because obviously they must win, right, it's it's a get 2008 01:34:30.880 --> 01:34:32.239 Western they win? 2009 01:34:32.520 --> 01:34:36.479 How the human a tax ass rule where they just 2010 01:34:36.479 --> 01:34:38.680 like play. 2011 01:34:37.720 --> 01:34:40.359 It's not as many. There's just not as a numbers. 2012 01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:42.520 It's not as many aliens. How do you even take 2013 01:34:42.560 --> 01:34:47.359 out one spaceship because they're vulnerable to bullets? Eventually that 2014 01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:51.479 this is how it works, because clearly yes, duh, duh, 2015 01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:54.560 dude whatever, Like I get it. I never watched that 2016 01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:55.720 specific reason. 2017 01:34:56.680 --> 01:35:01.079 Maybe the alien vampires, dude, I get it, they hold on. 2018 01:35:01.159 --> 01:35:02.399 Maybe it's maybe the aliens. 2019 01:35:02.439 --> 01:35:02.800 I didn't. 2020 01:35:03.000 --> 01:35:05.000 I don't know what the aliens in that movie look like, 2021 01:35:05.680 --> 01:35:08.039 but it could be a scenario where it's like it's 2022 01:35:08.039 --> 01:35:12.279 almost like where tigers and the aliens are like humans 2023 01:35:12.279 --> 01:35:13.880 in comparison, you know what I mean, Like we're just 2024 01:35:13.960 --> 01:35:16.079 like they're short and they're really skinny, and they rely 2025 01:35:16.159 --> 01:35:18.920 on technology, like they rely on their like little gun 2026 01:35:19.720 --> 01:35:20.119 or whatever. 2027 01:35:20.159 --> 01:35:21.680 And then like we're just big enough that we just 2028 01:35:21.680 --> 01:35:22.359 like kick them. 2029 01:35:22.399 --> 01:35:24.560 We kick them in the vase, kick them in the head. 2030 01:35:24.680 --> 01:35:25.680 It could be like that's it. 2031 01:35:25.800 --> 01:35:27.760 I don't know anything about that movie or Alien and 2032 01:35:28.199 --> 01:35:30.439 Fallout that says the heart offer he dies. 2033 01:35:31.000 --> 01:35:34.000 I love that one. Is crazy. 2034 01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:36.680 It's my favorite thing probably in this world, I think, 2035 01:35:37.079 --> 01:35:38.000 is that alien. 2036 01:35:41.079 --> 01:35:43.319 He knows it's over to immediately. 2037 01:35:43.880 --> 01:35:46.159 I want to read this writing because it's so specific, 2038 01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:48.880 but I think it's accurate. Do you know the Cure 2039 01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:52.079 and the Smith and the Cure and the Smiths those bands. 2040 01:35:52.840 --> 01:35:56.079 It's like a Monday you can fall, you know. 2041 01:35:56.359 --> 01:35:56.880 Yeah. 2042 01:35:56.960 --> 01:35:59.159 So this guy writes and fumble the batty making a 2043 01:35:59.199 --> 01:36:02.359 snark tank reference. Yeah, don't don't do that. First of all, 2044 01:36:02.479 --> 01:36:06.079 you're not if you're trying to get laid. Do never 2045 01:36:07.239 --> 01:36:10.399 quote our show. Really, don't do that earnestly. 2046 01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:13.319 Yeah, she has to bring it up, or whomever you're 2047 01:36:13.399 --> 01:36:16.319 the person of interest has to bring it up first, like, 2048 01:36:16.359 --> 01:36:18.239 oh shit, I like the snark thing too, And then 2049 01:36:18.239 --> 01:36:19.760 you guys can fuck, but don't bring it up. Don't 2050 01:36:19.760 --> 01:36:20.119 bring it up. 2051 01:36:20.199 --> 01:36:22.359 Keep this a secret. In fact, never never share this 2052 01:36:22.399 --> 01:36:23.800 part of your life with anybody. 2053 01:36:24.119 --> 01:36:25.560 I don't do that. 2054 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:28.960 I like word of mouth that, well, yeah you can 2055 01:36:29.000 --> 01:36:29.880 do whatever. 2056 01:36:29.920 --> 01:36:31.159 Well what are we doing? 2057 01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:33.800 What are now if you're trying to them, don't say anything. 2058 01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:37.640 So yeah, exactly, So, he this person writes in the 2059 01:36:37.720 --> 01:36:40.159 lead singers of The Cure and the Smith sound like 2060 01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:45.039 special needs children running down the hallway. 2061 01:36:45.800 --> 01:36:48.800 Yeah, I think the hallway is very accurate. 2062 01:36:49.279 --> 01:36:49.800 I hear it. 2063 01:36:49.880 --> 01:36:53.159 I can hear the Hallway in the songs. Yeah, I 2064 01:36:53.199 --> 01:36:54.680 can hear it, so you're right. 2065 01:36:54.880 --> 01:36:57.680 I remember being a young person and like, obviously especially 2066 01:36:57.720 --> 01:36:59.720 these kids are like doing whatever they're doing, and people 2067 01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:02.760 are laughing their asses off at them. And even at 2068 01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:05.359 that age, I was like, I can admit that I 2069 01:37:05.359 --> 01:37:08.720 have a tickle of laughter, but you guys actually suck, 2070 01:37:10.199 --> 01:37:10.920 really suck. 2071 01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:14.199 Yeah, that wasn't actually at our school. We were actually 2072 01:37:14.239 --> 01:37:16.000 kind of like I was actually surprised at how like 2073 01:37:16.119 --> 01:37:17.199 not cruel. 2074 01:37:19.319 --> 01:37:22.560 Every school I went to was sucking the worst consent kids. Unfortunately, 2075 01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:24.960 because I would go, I would move out of a 2076 01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:27.399 hood area and go to school in the next hood 2077 01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:28.680 area nearer I lived. 2078 01:37:28.680 --> 01:37:32.199 And I'm just like, why at my Yeah, at my school, 2079 01:37:32.239 --> 01:37:34.560 they would always like they would they would genuinely like 2080 01:37:34.640 --> 01:37:37.439 always protect like the disabled kids, Like they wouldn't let 2081 01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:38.640 me anywhere near him. 2082 01:37:39.239 --> 01:37:40.680 He tried to, he tried. 2083 01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:43.039 I tried, like I earnestly, like I tried to stick 2084 01:37:43.079 --> 01:37:46.600 the broomstick in the spokes of the wheelchair. I tried, 2085 01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:49.800 all they don't. They just genuinely did not let me 2086 01:37:49.840 --> 01:37:50.239 near him. 2087 01:37:50.399 --> 01:37:53.760 They had you chained up like hollow night dude. I 2088 01:37:53.760 --> 01:37:56.560 don't understand that reference, but I'm sure he was chained up. 2089 01:37:57.079 --> 01:37:59.079 He chained up suspend it to spend it and chained 2090 01:37:59.159 --> 01:37:59.560 up in the air? 2091 01:38:00.439 --> 01:38:00.880 Is that real? 2092 01:38:01.000 --> 01:38:04.600 Being suspended is crazy? Someone suspended you up by change 2093 01:38:04.800 --> 01:38:08.960 is really excessive. Jesus Christ's just floated. 2094 01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:10.159 That it is crazy. 2095 01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:12.399 All right, Let's see, what. 2096 01:38:15.520 --> 01:38:22.560 Do you say he's gonna What do you say he's 2097 01:38:22.600 --> 01:38:27.000 gonna what? What is that real? What is that it's from? 2098 01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:28.359 I don't know which one it is, but I think 2099 01:38:28.359 --> 01:38:32.039 it's from one of the uh the newest spider bag games. 2100 01:38:32.279 --> 01:38:34.520 And like, I don't know what he's saying because it 2101 01:38:34.600 --> 01:38:35.439 literally sounds like. 2102 01:38:35.479 --> 01:38:36.960 We're gonna rape you, spider Man. 2103 01:38:37.359 --> 01:38:41.439 And I was like, and I was like, I need 2104 01:38:41.479 --> 01:38:44.880 somebody to isolate that because without the music. 2105 01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:50.159 I'm trying to find another ra a ra a word 2106 01:38:50.199 --> 01:38:51.119 that would make sense. 2107 01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:53.600 Listen a little carefully. Let's see, we're. 2108 01:38:53.439 --> 01:38:55.800 Gonna erase you, maybe erase you. 2109 01:38:56.079 --> 01:38:57.079 That's that's not bad. 2110 01:38:57.199 --> 01:38:59.039 That's that's a crazy thing for a thug to say. 2111 01:38:59.119 --> 01:39:01.000 That's not bad. You say he's gonna what. 2112 01:39:05.279 --> 01:39:07.560 No, there's no there's nothing to begin that that that 2113 01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:10.159 is that wraw? Yeah, that hold it wrong. I don't 2114 01:39:10.199 --> 01:39:11.159 know about that one brother. 2115 01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:14.520 Break yeah, break, break, oh, break it might be break. 2116 01:39:14.520 --> 01:39:16.680 Actually, I feel like we're doing a lot of heavy 2117 01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:17.359 lifting for this. 2118 01:39:20.279 --> 01:39:23.079 There's no way A fucking henchman and spider Man PS 2119 01:39:23.119 --> 01:39:24.840 four says we're gonna rape you. 2120 01:39:24.920 --> 01:39:26.560 Spider Man pasted. 2121 01:39:28.199 --> 01:39:38.159 Absolutely, it's say, uh, all right, let's see. 2122 01:39:39.359 --> 01:39:40.039 And they do it. 2123 01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:41.720 They actually they do it somehow. 2124 01:39:43.239 --> 01:39:48.319 Uh all right, let's see Master chiefs wore criminal cock 2125 01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:51.159 road in he says this, uh, this is mostly for 2126 01:39:51.239 --> 01:39:52.640 swen criminal cock. 2127 01:39:53.720 --> 01:39:58.159 A lot of the usual. 2128 01:39:57.880 --> 01:39:59.920 Suspects have gotten mad at the d d n D 2129 01:40:00.199 --> 01:40:03.359 for posting gay pride posts with gay pride art. A 2130 01:40:03.359 --> 01:40:05.119 lot of them have been saying that the game is 2131 01:40:05.239 --> 01:40:09.439 ruined forever because of because of now they can't play a. 2132 01:40:09.359 --> 01:40:10.560 Game that is gay and woke. 2133 01:40:12.239 --> 01:40:16.279 I am here asking please explain why that is the 2134 01:40:16.319 --> 01:40:20.359 most fucking imbecile brained opinion every. 2135 01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:22.439 Well, we have to we gotta be real, right, we 2136 01:40:22.479 --> 01:40:24.560 gotta be real right. There's there's a correlation. 2137 01:40:24.960 --> 01:40:25.840 It is worse. 2138 01:40:26.359 --> 01:40:30.079 There's a correlation between people that play games like that, 2139 01:40:30.239 --> 01:40:33.239 people that are in part of those fan bases and 2140 01:40:34.039 --> 01:40:36.239 probably not being the biggest fan of people that are 2141 01:40:36.239 --> 01:40:42.520 different because they often come from bullied perspectives. So it's like, yeah, 2142 01:40:42.560 --> 01:40:46.039 I get how often people that because look, there's a 2143 01:40:46.079 --> 01:40:49.680 lot of if you read fantasy stuff that is written 2144 01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:54.119 pre a certain point, it is very clearly racist stuff 2145 01:40:54.159 --> 01:40:57.720 in it, like any sort of basically analytical brain may 2146 01:40:57.880 --> 01:41:02.760 it may not be intentional, like token stuff. Pretty racist 2147 01:41:02.840 --> 01:41:04.920 some ship in there. Man, it's like this is ratt 2148 01:41:04.920 --> 01:41:08.000 of course. Wow, I love it, Chris. 2149 01:41:07.720 --> 01:41:09.359 Man, he's going, he's going for it. 2150 01:41:09.960 --> 01:41:12.000 He's doing as usual. He's doing as usual. 2151 01:41:12.239 --> 01:41:14.720 I was simply listening and paying attention. I was listening, 2152 01:41:14.800 --> 01:41:15.199 and but. 2153 01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:16.800 I don't know, man. For me, I think I think 2154 01:41:16.840 --> 01:41:20.000 they are adding a lot of a lot of prideful 2155 01:41:20.239 --> 01:41:22.199 gay things to D and D and they're kind of 2156 01:41:22.359 --> 01:41:26.119 they're kind of like Marshmallow finding it and softening it. 2157 01:41:28.319 --> 01:41:32.279 He's such a cut And I think that's that's the 2158 01:41:32.279 --> 01:41:33.840 thing that people could be mad about, because I think 2159 01:41:33.960 --> 01:41:35.199 I think there's a lot of it because it used 2160 01:41:35.199 --> 01:41:36.920 to be more of a gritty game, and I did 2161 01:41:37.199 --> 01:41:40.640 in drawing the older user base, but the problem is 2162 01:41:40.640 --> 01:41:43.199 that that's not the modern user base, and you gotta 2163 01:41:43.199 --> 01:41:46.600 get used to that. You can't you can't stay on that. Unfortunately, like, 2164 01:41:46.640 --> 01:41:49.439 it's the same thing with freaking dragon Age. Look, I 2165 01:41:49.520 --> 01:41:54.479 started playing dragon Age in origins. It's not that fan 2166 01:41:54.520 --> 01:41:56.600 base anymore. A lot of the fantasy fan bases for 2167 01:41:56.720 --> 01:41:58.600 people that find escapism in it. You know, I don't 2168 01:41:58.600 --> 01:42:00.560 even know often talking about it. I didn't even care 2169 01:42:00.880 --> 01:42:03.199 like how it's it's just simply the idea that things, 2170 01:42:03.279 --> 01:42:05.239 a lot of things that of the Fantasy arc have 2171 01:42:05.359 --> 01:42:09.439 gotten rainbow afied and marshmallow fied. You know, they're softer, 2172 01:42:09.800 --> 01:42:11.319 They've become softer in general. 2173 01:42:11.359 --> 01:42:14.199 Do you think that's what those people I just thought 2174 01:42:14.199 --> 01:42:15.680 there was just bigoted. 2175 01:42:15.239 --> 01:42:18.039 People, that's what That's what. No, no, no, that's what's happened, right, 2176 01:42:18.319 --> 01:42:20.960 And now those people that are biggoted within those fan 2177 01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:24.279 bases are mad because it's not we're showing them the 2178 01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:26.079 vision of the world they want it to be. Is 2179 01:42:26.720 --> 01:42:29.119 it more of is it is? 2180 01:42:29.319 --> 01:42:33.119 I feel like it's more of a newer fan base 2181 01:42:33.239 --> 01:42:37.319 that never gave a fuck before and don't necessarily actually 2182 01:42:37.399 --> 01:42:40.359 care about D and D and all that shit. That 2183 01:42:40.520 --> 01:42:44.079 is just that place finding because like, because do you 2184 01:42:44.119 --> 01:42:48.520 see that guy that said he was like uninstalling Battlefield 2185 01:42:48.600 --> 01:42:51.279 six for a skin that's not even real like he 2186 01:42:51.319 --> 01:42:53.039 saw a rainbow skin on a gun that's not. 2187 01:42:53.000 --> 01:42:55.279 Even in the game yet, and he's like, oh, that's 2188 01:42:55.319 --> 01:42:57.119 all on. You don't want to stall in the game. 2189 01:42:57.319 --> 01:42:59.720 And it's like, even if it was real, do you 2190 01:42:59.760 --> 01:43:02.560 don't have to do anything with that skin? 2191 01:43:03.520 --> 01:43:06.319 Why? I don't know, man, I just it's it's people. 2192 01:43:06.399 --> 01:43:09.319 It's people that complain about ship. It's obviously internet fucking 2193 01:43:10.039 --> 01:43:13.560 that one, right, It's just there are there are people. 2194 01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:15.760 There are people that but there are such a minority that. 2195 01:43:16.720 --> 01:43:16.880 Yeah. 2196 01:43:16.920 --> 01:43:21.319 It's like, is that how they sound? 2197 01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:25.039 What? 2198 01:43:25.159 --> 01:43:25.199 What? 2199 01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:25.439 What? 2200 01:43:25.600 --> 01:43:25.640 What? 2201 01:43:25.720 --> 01:43:25.760 What? 2202 01:43:31.079 --> 01:43:35.319 I got a little I got a little hey, yeah. 2203 01:43:35.199 --> 01:43:35.640 Look at him. 2204 01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:36.520 I like that one. 2205 01:43:36.520 --> 01:43:41.159 That's a small one, right, Yeah, let's let's put our penises. 2206 01:43:40.720 --> 01:43:41.279 In each other's. 2207 01:43:41.840 --> 01:43:51.800 I need a wiener now I write this. 2208 01:43:56.000 --> 01:43:58.199 Paramount Paramount plus version. 2209 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:02.840 Over. 2210 01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:11.920 I don't know for three years, bro, I'm gonna feel 2211 01:44:12.600 --> 01:44:13.119 that is true. 2212 01:44:13.159 --> 01:44:14.560 I'm gonna I'm gonna feel myself. 2213 01:44:16.199 --> 01:44:19.079 I mean, Walmart brand, it's good, Walmart Brand wrote, and 2214 01:44:19.079 --> 01:44:22.840 he says, I saw Derek's one. I I saw Derek's 2215 01:44:22.880 --> 01:44:24.960 one iconic vein pop. 2216 01:44:24.760 --> 01:44:25.680 Out of his forehead. 2217 01:44:26.000 --> 01:44:29.319 When he found out Chris lied about Austin Power's remake. 2218 01:44:29.000 --> 01:44:29.520 Oh yeah, I was. 2219 01:44:29.600 --> 01:44:32.479 I was genuinely upset. Yeah, you put me through it 2220 01:44:32.479 --> 01:44:34.960 because I was actually like, this is so stupid, it's 2221 01:44:35.359 --> 01:44:36.479 wasting energy. 2222 01:44:36.880 --> 01:44:39.960 It's only yeah, it's really really interesting that you can 2223 01:44:40.039 --> 01:44:42.159 just lie for for for no reason. 2224 01:44:43.359 --> 01:44:44.359 It's this guy. 2225 01:44:44.399 --> 01:44:45.880 I can't remember what his name is. He's like a 2226 01:44:45.880 --> 01:44:46.720 famous comedian. 2227 01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:54.399 I don't believe you. No, there's a I don't know 2228 01:44:54.399 --> 01:44:55.039 what his name is. 2229 01:44:55.079 --> 01:44:56.159 He's fucking oh. 2230 01:44:56.199 --> 01:44:58.800 I think he was the guy. I could be wrong 2231 01:44:58.840 --> 01:45:01.359 he was. I think he was the guy the Sam 2232 01:45:01.399 --> 01:45:03.199 Hyde flipped the table on on that podcast. 2233 01:45:03.359 --> 01:45:06.319 I might oh, oh my god, I don't know why 2234 01:45:06.359 --> 01:45:07.399 I can never remember his name. 2235 01:45:07.640 --> 01:45:10.239 Yeah, I don't. I don't even know. It's exactly that guy. 2236 01:45:10.439 --> 01:45:12.640 It's somebody who looks a lot like I don't know whatever, 2237 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:16.520 something like Harley. He was talking to some other I 2238 01:45:16.680 --> 01:45:18.079 heard the story on the podcast where they were like 2239 01:45:19.319 --> 01:45:22.119 he was like, yo, it's amazing Fantasy number one worth something. 2240 01:45:22.960 --> 01:45:24.600 He was talking to some other guy and he goes, yeah, 2241 01:45:24.600 --> 01:45:27.039 like the original amazing fantasy. Ye, it's probably worth a 2242 01:45:27.079 --> 01:45:29.319 fucking shit ton of money. I was like, why you 2243 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:31.800 don't have that and he was like, no, my dad, 2244 01:45:32.760 --> 01:45:34.439 my dad handed it down to me or something, and 2245 01:45:34.479 --> 01:45:35.720 I've had it. I just like forgot about it and 2246 01:45:35.720 --> 01:45:37.199 I've been keeping in a pretty good condition, but like 2247 01:45:37.239 --> 01:45:41.159 I don't know if it's worth anything. And then he 2248 01:45:41.199 --> 01:45:44.079 was he was like, do you really have amazing fantasy? 2249 01:45:44.119 --> 01:45:47.840 And then he goes psych. It was like just no 2250 01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:49.800 joke at all. It was just like ten minutes of 2251 01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:53.520 a lot, like. 2252 01:45:53.479 --> 01:45:54.039 What the fuck? 2253 01:45:54.119 --> 01:45:56.880 Yes, that's I guess that's technically the joke, but also 2254 01:45:57.000 --> 01:45:57.880 like killing. 2255 01:45:57.640 --> 01:45:59.880 It's just a joke for the person, like it's it's 2256 01:46:00.359 --> 01:46:02.920 it is just a self serving joke, and I don't 2257 01:46:02.920 --> 01:46:03.359 mind it. 2258 01:46:04.279 --> 01:46:05.880 Yeah, I don't like it. 2259 01:46:06.000 --> 01:46:08.239 I know your dad did ship like that to you 2260 01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:09.479 and it rubbed off. 2261 01:46:10.079 --> 01:46:11.079 He didn't do anything like that. 2262 01:46:11.479 --> 01:46:14.199 He did he would tell you bullshit all the time. 2263 01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:16.880 Oh yeah, but he would never admit that he was lying. 2264 01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:18.399 He just kind of let it happen. 2265 01:46:18.560 --> 01:46:22.560 So here, I'm actually I'm actually I need you to understand, 2266 01:46:22.600 --> 01:46:25.600 I'm actually like a thorough improvement. 2267 01:46:27.159 --> 01:46:27.520 All right. 2268 01:46:27.520 --> 01:46:29.439 He broke the cycle a little bit. I get Yeah, 2269 01:46:29.439 --> 01:46:32.920 I broke the cycle. My son, my son, my son 2270 01:46:32.960 --> 01:46:33.720 will never lie. 2271 01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:36.960 Yeah, at the rate that it's going, Like my grandma 2272 01:46:37.039 --> 01:46:38.760 used to beat the piss out of her kids, and 2273 01:46:38.800 --> 01:46:41.880 my mom lightly beat us and then I'll probably slap 2274 01:46:41.880 --> 01:46:44.479 my kid once or something. Yeah, and then your kid 2275 01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:47.159 and then your kid will beat the ship out of 2276 01:46:47.239 --> 01:46:50.439 his Yeah, because that's that's the cycle. 2277 01:46:52.000 --> 01:46:54.159 I don't. I don't have this because my grandmother was 2278 01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:57.479 She wouldn't. She didn't really give me many beatings. My grandmother. Definitely. 2279 01:46:57.720 --> 01:46:59.479 It turned from like beatings until like a point where 2280 01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:02.960 it's like really really painful conversations that were. 2281 01:47:02.840 --> 01:47:04.800 Mean, did your did your grandmother ever do the thing 2282 01:47:04.800 --> 01:47:06.479 where she she would like hit you in the back 2283 01:47:06.560 --> 01:47:09.319 with a rake and pull down and pull your back down. 2284 01:47:09.800 --> 01:47:11.319 No, my grandmother would in Texas. 2285 01:47:13.920 --> 01:47:15.800 Yeah, it's one of those fucking ones. 2286 01:47:16.680 --> 01:47:19.359 But a lot of my it was an old rusty 2287 01:47:19.600 --> 01:47:22.840 nineteen thirty. It's the rake from that famous photo of 2288 01:47:22.840 --> 01:47:24.600 the too old the two people. 2289 01:47:25.720 --> 01:47:29.319 That's crazy that that's a piece of history. 2290 01:47:29.600 --> 01:47:33.359 Yeah, they didn't give a shit, but like, my what 2291 01:47:33.399 --> 01:47:33.960 the fuck was that? 2292 01:47:34.000 --> 01:47:37.000 Even? Like what was that? Never mind? But my grandmother, 2293 01:47:37.119 --> 01:47:39.039 Like people would be like, oh, yeah, you beat me 2294 01:47:39.039 --> 01:47:40.479 when I was younger, and their parents would be like no, 2295 01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:43.880 I didn't, And it's like I have what, Yeah, I 2296 01:47:43.880 --> 01:47:46.079 have a lot of people's families do that shit, and 2297 01:47:46.079 --> 01:47:46.840 I'm like, I know. 2298 01:47:47.680 --> 01:47:50.520 Just compared to earnestly, I do think they earnestly do 2299 01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:52.920 forget like I do. I earnestly don't think that's like 2300 01:47:52.920 --> 01:47:54.479 I'm just living because. 2301 01:47:54.239 --> 01:47:55.119 I've watched crazy. 2302 01:47:55.319 --> 01:47:58.439 I watched people like earnestly forget like a lot, like 2303 01:47:58.479 --> 01:48:00.880 as they get old, they just like, you know what 2304 01:48:00.880 --> 01:48:01.279 that says? 2305 01:48:02.119 --> 01:48:05.159 It was it was inconsequential, was insignificant. 2306 01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:06.520 To them to where they didn't hold onto that memory, 2307 01:48:06.680 --> 01:48:10.279 like it didn't means they shouldn't have to their kid 2308 01:48:10.319 --> 01:48:11.199 in the first place. 2309 01:48:11.239 --> 01:48:13.479 Well, I'm sure, but like by like my mom does 2310 01:48:13.520 --> 01:48:14.600 not remember the rake at all. 2311 01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:16.000 Just remember. 2312 01:48:17.920 --> 01:48:21.079 She built like a fucking like like a Tears of 2313 01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:24.479 the Kingdom kind of contraption with like three separate rakes 2314 01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:26.600 on a on a consistently turning turbine. 2315 01:48:26.640 --> 01:48:28.479 And she would just set it loose in my room. 2316 01:48:31.319 --> 01:48:33.720 Like a fucking babey, just let it riff in your 2317 01:48:33.800 --> 01:48:37.560 room and slam the doorshut and hold it closed. Oh, 2318 01:48:37.640 --> 01:48:40.600 they never never on the freaking thing. 2319 01:48:40.760 --> 01:48:47.039 And just what you're screaming, and you're screaming so loud 2320 01:48:47.079 --> 01:48:47.960 she can't hear it. 2321 01:48:48.000 --> 01:48:51.239 Anymore. You just feel the shock wave of you getting me. 2322 01:48:52.279 --> 01:48:57.119 Hell yeah, man, pro I'm never gonna I'm never gonna 2323 01:48:57.119 --> 01:48:57.640 beat my kids. 2324 01:48:58.119 --> 01:49:00.920 Yeah, case will never be his kids. I will beat 2325 01:49:00.920 --> 01:49:01.359 his kids. 2326 01:49:02.000 --> 01:49:06.800 That's crazy. I will shoot you good, still beat still 2327 01:49:06.800 --> 01:49:07.159 beat them. 2328 01:49:08.119 --> 01:49:09.399 You're not gonna unbeat your kids. 2329 01:49:09.399 --> 01:49:11.880 If you shoot me like. 2330 01:49:10.960 --> 01:49:12.880 Like I might, I might hopefully do something to help 2331 01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:15.079 them out. I'll be like, here you go, guys, here 2332 01:49:15.119 --> 01:49:16.680 I shot them in the head with a gun. 2333 01:49:17.399 --> 01:49:17.880 In front of you. 2334 01:49:17.880 --> 01:49:19.760 You're gonna make it way worse because I'm gonna beat 2335 01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:21.159 them and then you're gonna shoot me in the head 2336 01:49:21.199 --> 01:49:22.760 and then I'm gonna brain all over them. 2337 01:49:23.239 --> 01:49:24.720 It's gonna fall all over them. 2338 01:49:24.880 --> 01:49:25.680 That's crazy. 2339 01:49:25.720 --> 01:49:27.239 And they're gonna get and they're gonna eat a little 2340 01:49:27.239 --> 01:49:29.279 piece of my brain by accident. Then they're gonna become me. 2341 01:49:30.800 --> 01:49:31.760 Because that's how that works. 2342 01:49:31.800 --> 01:49:34.600 That's how exactly exactly what happens. 2343 01:49:34.720 --> 01:49:36.119 It's exactly. I made a wish. 2344 01:49:36.800 --> 01:49:39.079 I made a like when back when I had fairy godparents, 2345 01:49:39.159 --> 01:49:41.399 I made a wish that, like I'm that it would 2346 01:49:41.399 --> 01:49:44.159 be so whenever you ate a brain, you would become 2347 01:49:44.239 --> 01:49:46.960 the thing that you ate. And so few people do 2348 01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:48.479 it that it's not like nobody knows about it, but 2349 01:49:48.560 --> 01:49:49.119 I know about it. 2350 01:49:49.159 --> 01:49:49.600 I like that. 2351 01:49:49.720 --> 01:49:52.039 Yeah, I had a I got a genie, And what 2352 01:49:52.079 --> 01:49:54.760 I do with my genie was after I had sex 2353 01:49:54.800 --> 01:49:59.319 with it hundreds of thousands of times. I wish. I 2354 01:49:59.359 --> 01:50:03.199 wished that people's brains would turn them to other people too. 2355 01:50:03.640 --> 01:50:05.479 When you die, you go to hell. And three the 2356 01:50:05.560 --> 01:50:06.159 genie dies. 2357 01:50:06.239 --> 01:50:08.680 Right now, I was having this conversation with a friend. 2358 01:50:09.920 --> 01:50:11.359 I was having this conversation with a friend of mine, like, 2359 01:50:11.399 --> 01:50:13.079 do you think how different do you think the world 2360 01:50:13.079 --> 01:50:17.239 would be? Like let's say, like at the nursery, right 2361 01:50:17.319 --> 01:50:20.840 like your your baby's born, and they give you like 2362 01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:22.840 all the paperwork like this is his blood type or whatever, 2363 01:50:22.880 --> 01:50:26.560 like whatever it is they do with newborns, and so 2364 01:50:26.960 --> 01:50:28.720 they say, congratulations, this is your son. 2365 01:50:29.680 --> 01:50:30.199 I don't know. 2366 01:50:31.960 --> 01:50:35.000 Stefan, Yeah, I don't know. Whatever, It doesn't matter. This 2367 01:50:35.079 --> 01:50:39.520 is your Steffan. Here's his blood type, here's how you're 2368 01:50:39.560 --> 01:50:42.560 supposed to take care of him. Also, he is going 2369 01:50:42.600 --> 01:50:48.520 to hell. Well cool, we ran the test three times. 2370 01:50:48.600 --> 01:50:49.720 He's hell bound one hundred percent. 2371 01:50:49.760 --> 01:50:52.479 No matter what he does, it would just make more 2372 01:50:52.520 --> 01:50:53.199 evil people. 2373 01:50:53.359 --> 01:50:55.239 You can you can baptize him if you want. It's 2374 01:50:55.239 --> 01:50:56.199 not going to keep him out of hell. 2375 01:50:57.079 --> 01:50:58.159 It would just make evil people. 2376 01:50:58.640 --> 01:51:00.319 I mean, if that's the case, I would just last 2377 01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:02.680 well because the baby. Because here's the thing. 2378 01:51:03.319 --> 01:51:05.359 No, I want to be clear, it's not that he 2379 01:51:05.439 --> 01:51:09.439 will be a bad person. It's that he's going to hell. 2380 01:51:09.600 --> 01:51:12.119 Well, I guess it would just it would just be like, 2381 01:51:12.199 --> 01:51:14.680 it would be more people that would be evil because 2382 01:51:14.680 --> 01:51:15.000 it's like. 2383 01:51:15.920 --> 01:51:16.880 It has nothing to do with no. 2384 01:51:16.760 --> 01:51:18.920 No, no, listen to me. It'd be because there's no 2385 01:51:19.199 --> 01:51:22.800 point of them doing good. So it's like, wow, I 2386 01:51:22.840 --> 01:51:26.239 spend my life doing that's what just suffering. Damn. 2387 01:51:26.279 --> 01:51:28.319 That's what happened to Trump where he had that little 2388 01:51:28.439 --> 01:51:29.800 arc where he was saying, I need to do some 2389 01:51:29.840 --> 01:51:32.159 ship to get in heaven, and then he just thought 2390 01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:34.359 about it for two seconds and he was like, oh wait, 2391 01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:38.600 wait no, so let me just lean into this. I'm 2392 01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:40.560 going to destroy parts of the White House and make 2393 01:51:40.600 --> 01:51:43.600 my ballroom. I'm going to bomb a bunch of fucking 2394 01:51:43.680 --> 01:51:46.680 innocent fishermen and then use it as an excuse to 2395 01:51:46.800 --> 01:51:50.119 put boots on the ground in another country. Uh, it's 2396 01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:51.720 just he's he's all in. He's all in. 2397 01:51:51.840 --> 01:51:55.159 Oh, I love to hear him say that, oh. 2398 01:51:55.439 --> 01:52:01.520 Oh, oh shit, I'm not going what the fuck? 2399 01:52:01.800 --> 01:52:04.920 Yeah? Oh did you see that edit? Do like they 2400 01:52:04.960 --> 01:52:06.800 have guns in my hand? Did you see that edit 2401 01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:07.880 of I can't believe this? 2402 01:52:07.920 --> 01:52:10.119 It reminds me a little bit of a of a 2403 01:52:10.800 --> 01:52:14.520 Bill Clinton was at Aretha Franklin's funeral and Aronde on 2404 01:52:14.560 --> 01:52:17.199 a Grande was singing and then Bill Clinton was like, 2405 01:52:17.279 --> 01:52:19.840 oh my god. And so there's a moment where Chroi 2406 01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:22.880 Kirk's wife is hugging Trump on stage at the memorial 2407 01:52:22.960 --> 01:52:28.479 or whatever, and Trump like made this gropy like oh thing, 2408 01:52:29.159 --> 01:52:30.760 and like he made a face where he's like hmm 2409 01:52:31.000 --> 01:52:34.319 like and he like gropes her. And I never saw 2410 01:52:34.359 --> 01:52:37.760 it until last night, and I was somebody put it 2411 01:52:37.760 --> 01:52:40.319 coupled it with if you ever seen wedding crashers were 2412 01:52:40.359 --> 01:52:43.800 like they crashed a funeral and like this girl's crying 2413 01:52:43.840 --> 01:52:46.760 and then like fucking Will Ferrell's like pretending to be sad, 2414 01:52:46.800 --> 01:52:48.920 but then he's looking and being like oh, oh yeah, 2415 01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:50.840 like I'm a fuck this bitch, and then pretending to 2416 01:52:50.880 --> 01:52:54.520 be sad again. And it was very reminiscent of that, 2417 01:52:54.600 --> 01:52:58.000 and it I don't get shocked very often but like 2418 01:52:58.479 --> 01:53:02.479 that that was very authentistic and we know where Charlie 2419 01:53:02.520 --> 01:53:04.760 Kirk's wife came from. Like she was, you know, so 2420 01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:08.479 like it's but to do that on the stage of 2421 01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:11.960 on that day specifically, it's like, let me be on 2422 01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:16.760 my best behavior. And he was like, nah, I'm gonna 2423 01:53:16.760 --> 01:53:20.239 show all of my homies how fucked up I am 2424 01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:22.560 by being like I'm gonna grope this bitch and make 2425 01:53:22.640 --> 01:53:26.840 like a lustful face. And I was like, damn, that's 2426 01:53:27.920 --> 01:53:30.520 I mean, that's seen that. 2427 01:53:30.560 --> 01:53:32.399 I don't disagree with you. I don't I don't disagree. 2428 01:53:32.600 --> 01:53:34.800 I mean he's he's kind of like already had several 2429 01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:38.159 sexual charges, like a litany of them against him, So 2430 01:53:38.239 --> 01:53:39.520 that doesn't sound like it's him. 2431 01:53:39.600 --> 01:53:42.000 It's not impossible. It's just wild to see it live, 2432 01:53:42.079 --> 01:53:44.960 I guess, like in so open it was like that. Also, 2433 01:53:45.000 --> 01:53:48.239 that pastor in the Wretha Franklin's funeral, that pastor that 2434 01:53:48.359 --> 01:53:51.000 was groping Ariana Grande and like you can see like 2435 01:53:51.039 --> 01:53:53.640 the indentation of her brawl, like where his fingers were, 2436 01:53:54.079 --> 01:53:56.479 so he was like basically copping a feel of her 2437 01:53:56.520 --> 01:54:00.640 tits and she felt visibly she saw her visibly uncomfortable 2438 01:54:00.640 --> 01:54:04.279 She's kind of like it was so fucking crazy. 2439 01:54:04.199 --> 01:54:06.560 Just like I love it. I love the world. 2440 01:54:07.039 --> 01:54:08.840 Open is crazy because you know they do sit like 2441 01:54:08.840 --> 01:54:11.359 this behind closed doors all the time. But I'm like, nigga, 2442 01:54:11.399 --> 01:54:14.720 you're on camera, millions of people are watching you. 2443 01:54:14.760 --> 01:54:15.560 Why the fuck not? 2444 01:54:15.680 --> 01:54:17.640 Why wouldn't I get like, if you're if you're at 2445 01:54:17.640 --> 01:54:20.960 that level and you're untouchable, it's like, yeah, like watch this. 2446 01:54:20.960 --> 01:54:24.800 This is gonna be hilarious. It's gonna be great. 2447 01:54:25.399 --> 01:54:28.640 Watch this is crazy, yo, look at this, guys, I 2448 01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:31.680 watched me watch this, salt this woman. Look at this. 2449 01:54:31.960 --> 01:54:32.880 It's so fucking wild. 2450 01:54:32.960 --> 01:54:33.119 Dude. 2451 01:54:33.159 --> 01:54:36.600 I I the world is hilarious. Now we're in funny mode. 2452 01:54:36.800 --> 01:54:39.479 This is a welcome alien, Like, oh, world is this? 2453 01:54:39.800 --> 01:54:41.439 That's a funny world. That's the that's the funny world 2454 01:54:41.520 --> 01:54:43.119 right there, you know that one where all that dumb 2455 01:54:43.159 --> 01:54:44.720 shit happens that never happens to us. 2456 01:54:44.760 --> 01:54:47.960 That's funny. I think I think aliens would be a 2457 01:54:48.000 --> 01:54:51.560 really interesting thing because they'd come down and they'd be like, so, 2458 01:54:51.600 --> 01:54:53.439 we're from space and we made it all the way here, 2459 01:54:53.479 --> 01:54:55.199 and you guys are really not that different. People be like, 2460 01:54:55.279 --> 01:54:57.760 yes we are, and they'd be like, oh cool, Well, 2461 01:54:57.800 --> 01:54:59.039 if I'm gonna turn you. 2462 01:54:58.960 --> 01:55:02.439 Into juice, the only difference is like they had diamonds 2463 01:55:02.439 --> 01:55:04.680 on their foreheads. Yeah, like it would still be enough 2464 01:55:04.680 --> 01:55:06.920 to where the dumbest people on this planet would be like, 2465 01:55:07.000 --> 01:55:08.279 you're fucking. 2466 01:55:08.279 --> 01:55:09.119 Different from me. 2467 01:55:10.159 --> 01:55:11.199 You're a sky. 2468 01:55:11.239 --> 01:55:14.520 Word chilling space. 2469 01:55:15.319 --> 01:55:17.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, li's the funk out of here. 2470 01:55:17.880 --> 01:55:18.079 Man. 2471 01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:21.279 Yeah. Let's uh's wrap this, wrap this bitch up. 2472 01:55:21.840 --> 01:55:24.560 Yeah, let's wrap. Let's wrap our dicks in tinfoil and 2473 01:55:24.560 --> 01:55:26.760 then put in a microwave. Actually I like that. 2474 01:55:28.119 --> 01:55:32.119 Over Tuesday, we're gonna we're gonna wrap the show up. 2475 01:55:32.119 --> 01:55:34.359 We're gonna read our twenty five dollars up patrons. Remember 2476 01:55:34.359 --> 01:55:35.720 you can go over to patreon dot com last a 2477 01:55:35.760 --> 01:55:38.119 snark tank. Get your name right at the end of 2478 01:55:38.159 --> 01:55:42.000 the show. Uh all that jazz. 2479 01:55:41.760 --> 01:55:44.319 Murder of like, subscribe, comment all that ship. 2480 01:55:45.159 --> 01:55:47.359 Uh leave a nice review on podcast services if you can, 2481 01:55:47.439 --> 01:55:50.720 if you if you're if you're feeling so fucking inclined. 2482 01:55:51.000 --> 01:55:54.239 Uh all right, we got you have the names pulled up. Yes, 2483 01:55:54.279 --> 01:55:55.239 I do, all right? 2484 01:55:55.279 --> 01:55:58.439 Coming down three two one. 2485 01:55:58.800 --> 01:56:03.520 Big Chrissy a comfy trans night, and she says Colon 2486 01:56:03.600 --> 01:56:08.520 three fatherless behavior God's Favorite Fenboy, Malik Berry RFK cut 2487 01:56:08.560 --> 01:56:12.399 my dick and now I have autism. Colebeba animatronic Sweeney 2488 01:56:12.479 --> 01:56:17.560 full metal swing gay boy, Farty nice so dumb. The 2489 01:56:17.600 --> 01:56:21.359 President wants to kill me with a mortar. The porn 2490 01:56:21.399 --> 01:56:25.800 addicted Spider gay secret gay syop to gay, Chris gay 2491 01:56:25.880 --> 01:56:30.199 gay gay, Jesus guy so Jewish. He's generally frail but 2492 01:56:30.359 --> 01:56:34.520 good at finding deals at the deli. What does that 2493 01:56:34.640 --> 01:56:38.920 either never back down the back down twenty seventeen or 2494 01:56:38.920 --> 01:56:41.239 twenty twenty seven getting Jude out of twenty five dollars 2495 01:56:41.239 --> 01:56:43.479 by two sexy Big Black is Israelized in a light 2496 01:56:43.520 --> 01:56:46.239 skin twin Delta. Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. 2497 01:56:46.279 --> 01:56:50.720 Why is it still crying? Clamuel Esquire the third Nico, Nico, 2498 01:56:50.760 --> 01:56:53.239 it's your cousin. Come gate my ass. 2499 01:56:55.000 --> 01:56:56.720 It's crazy. 2500 01:56:56.840 --> 01:56:59.960 Stark Tank's hung as trans girl IRS stole my tits. 2501 01:57:00.000 --> 01:57:00.479 That's crazy. 2502 01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:00.960 They rep. 2503 01:57:03.079 --> 01:57:08.680 Zempic Drouger. Did you go to the No Kingston protests? 2504 01:57:08.920 --> 01:57:10.760 Oh yeah, that's right. Everybody. 2505 01:57:10.840 --> 01:57:12.720 There was an entire city in the United States where 2506 01:57:12.760 --> 01:57:15.079 like everybody got the messaging mixed up on the on 2507 01:57:15.199 --> 01:57:16.880 the day of the No King's March. There was an 2508 01:57:16.960 --> 01:57:19.680 entire town that's that thought it was no Kingston. So 2509 01:57:19.720 --> 01:57:21.520 there was a whole group of people just that they 2510 01:57:21.560 --> 01:57:23.079 had like effigies of Kingston. 2511 01:57:24.640 --> 01:57:27.640 I'm very upset that, uh, the day that we were 2512 01:57:27.640 --> 01:57:31.239 supposed to record and you have the technical difficulties. That 2513 01:57:31.359 --> 01:57:33.880 was what I was gonna lead with, because like it 2514 01:57:34.000 --> 01:57:35.479 was like the first thing. 2515 01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:39.039 That Kingston that was gonna was was this was this 2516 01:57:39.079 --> 01:57:41.600 a lingering joke? You guys had ready to use it. 2517 01:57:42.600 --> 01:57:44.720 I just because I was like, oh, there's nothing really 2518 01:57:44.800 --> 01:57:46.760 happened other than the no Kings thing over the weekend, 2519 01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:49.079 and so I was like, I'm gonna lead with it's 2520 01:57:49.119 --> 01:57:51.960 gonna be no Kingston's. And I forgot about it, you know, 2521 01:57:52.079 --> 01:57:56.760 days later, I was like, yeah, fuck, I know crazy. 2522 01:57:58.359 --> 01:58:01.560 Technically we take could have done it, but my audio 2523 01:58:01.560 --> 01:58:05.199 would have been so bad because it was like I 2524 01:58:05.239 --> 01:58:09.960 was using like old webcam audio. O Zipi t okay, I. 2525 01:58:09.920 --> 01:58:10.399 Read that already. 2526 01:58:10.399 --> 01:58:12.520 I'm gonna gie the president of the Mortar Sitama versus 2527 01:58:12.560 --> 01:58:16.439 mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater, elder scrolls, elves call 2528 01:58:16.600 --> 01:58:19.880 redguards and WI, I don't know what that is. Two 2529 01:58:20.000 --> 01:58:24.800 rats piloting Mecha Sween to fight off Joe Frogan Invasion 2530 01:58:25.760 --> 01:58:28.960 Old Snake, but he's addicted to paint to paint huffing. 2531 01:58:29.000 --> 01:58:30.960 Episode of the Star Tank, but there's a gas leak. 2532 01:58:31.359 --> 01:58:35.600 Pizza times, Calzone, anal beads feeding every pilot slow acting 2533 01:58:35.760 --> 01:58:36.800 x lax and melatonin. 2534 01:58:37.720 --> 01:58:41.760 Uh Berserve falling asleep while you're shitting uncontrollable is fucking out? 2535 01:58:43.720 --> 01:58:47.239 Uh Berserker, black Man backshotting, Broly, reckless, Rhino the Sloker 2536 01:58:47.279 --> 01:58:51.079 two y so dirty Jack. Daft Punk were originally called 2537 01:58:51.199 --> 01:58:55.199 stupid Bastard. That's I don't even know if that's like 2538 01:58:55.640 --> 01:58:58.399 that's not funny enough to be fake, you know what 2539 01:58:58.439 --> 01:59:01.199 I mean? Like I almost feel like maybe that's daft 2540 01:59:01.359 --> 01:59:02.920 punk kind of like how it's kind of like how 2541 01:59:02.960 --> 01:59:05.239 Green Day used to be used to be Sweet Children 2542 01:59:06.680 --> 01:59:07.520 before they changed. 2543 01:59:07.319 --> 01:59:09.640 It Blue Night. That's basically what that joke is. 2544 01:59:10.319 --> 01:59:19.279 M true jizzy little gay boy, Uh my Chris Hansen, 2545 01:59:19.319 --> 01:59:23.560 Tamagotchi is really hung Actually my iPad that gigres when 2546 01:59:23.680 --> 01:59:30.000 shot my wife old man spaghetti nuts like that you 2547 01:59:30.079 --> 01:59:35.039 corrected it, dom ow Nation hashtag bring back Jalen Oh 2548 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:38.680 yeah he maybe, Yeah, I was supposed I'm so stupid, 2549 01:59:38.680 --> 01:59:40.760 I was supposed to bring I have. I forgot I 2550 01:59:40.760 --> 01:59:42.640 have an extra mic at home from like when I record. 2551 01:59:42.640 --> 01:59:43.840 I was gonna pack it up and bring it, but 2552 01:59:43.840 --> 01:59:45.680 I forgot. I'm gonna have my mom ship it so 2553 01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:47.760 we don't have to constantly tell people to guests to 2554 01:59:47.800 --> 01:59:52.479 bring theirs. Oh yeah, Derek Natchovin is innocent. Hashtag free 2555 01:59:52.479 --> 01:59:54.520 am around that Asian finding out the new Halo is 2556 01:59:54.560 --> 01:59:57.640 made mostly with a I. So death sounds good. Nothing 2557 01:59:58.079 --> 02:00:02.039 straight can happen. It can only get happen. It is 2558 02:00:02.119 --> 02:00:04.399 okay to call my white Is it okay to call 2559 02:00:04.439 --> 02:00:07.800 my girlfriend a Chinese bitch during an argument? 2560 02:00:10.760 --> 02:00:13.079 Probably not. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna I'm gonna. 2561 02:00:13.000 --> 02:00:15.920 If if she's not Chinese, it's technically better. 2562 02:00:16.039 --> 02:00:19.000 Yeah, hopefully she's that's even, but that's even crazy, Like 2563 02:00:19.079 --> 02:00:19.479 I love that. 2564 02:00:19.600 --> 02:00:21.880 It's crazier, but the way to win an argument. 2565 02:00:21.600 --> 02:00:24.279 Because it's so crazy, she'll probably be like what and 2566 02:00:24.359 --> 02:00:25.159 probably stop it. 2567 02:00:25.279 --> 02:00:28.960 Like arguing, Like arguing with your like white husband and 2568 02:00:29.000 --> 02:00:33.720 calling him in word is crazy. He's like, what right? 2569 02:00:33.800 --> 02:00:37.479 I feel like Micah does that. I feel like Micah 2570 02:00:37.520 --> 02:00:39.479 calls call him that Uh. 2571 02:00:39.520 --> 02:00:42.399 She she's funny enough that like, yeah, it might be 2572 02:00:42.439 --> 02:00:43.199 like what I heard her. 2573 02:00:43.720 --> 02:00:47.680 Broke Wiga twenty four to seven. Uh, Queen of Fatazard 2574 02:00:48.359 --> 02:00:53.399 gra Cockbarrage nice. Uh blonde blue eyed German Man campaigning 2575 02:00:53.439 --> 02:00:55.720 to make Pokemon two D again. Come on, Chris, you're 2576 02:00:55.760 --> 02:00:58.319 sure Vizzy Pop can't get you in touch with Keith David. 2577 02:00:58.359 --> 02:01:00.479 I would never pull those things. I would never pull 2578 02:01:00.520 --> 02:01:01.159 strings like that. 2579 02:01:01.720 --> 02:01:02.119 You should. 2580 02:01:02.279 --> 02:01:02.680 I would never. 2581 02:01:02.680 --> 02:01:05.159 I would never pull those because I don't want Keith 2582 02:01:05.199 --> 02:01:06.800 David to know who I am. Because if you knows 2583 02:01:06.800 --> 02:01:08.399 who I am, he's gonna be like, oh, well, no, 2584 02:01:08.439 --> 02:01:09.239 I actually wouldn't. 2585 02:01:09.239 --> 02:01:10.680 He's not gonna give a ship. 2586 02:01:10.800 --> 02:01:11.039 Yeah. 2587 02:01:11.159 --> 02:01:13.079 I was gonna say, he'll google me and then'll he'll 2588 02:01:13.119 --> 02:01:15.239 just see all of the episodes we've done where it 2589 02:01:15.319 --> 02:01:17.279 was just like I think we have a whole episode 2590 02:01:17.279 --> 02:01:20.800 about fucking him probably something or like no, no, no, it 2591 02:01:20.840 --> 02:01:22.920 was it was you said we would get him on 2592 02:01:22.920 --> 02:01:24.520 the show, and then Kison said he would. 2593 02:01:24.800 --> 02:01:25.159 He would. 2594 02:01:25.239 --> 02:01:26.760 He would be jerking off the whole time, and then 2595 02:01:26.800 --> 02:01:29.119 he would jump up real quick and come on. 2596 02:01:29.039 --> 02:01:34.640 The very fat ropes because he was sucking edging. 2597 02:01:34.600 --> 02:01:39.720 Jumping, jumping and coming is crazy, but like stabilizing, like 2598 02:01:39.760 --> 02:01:42.439 stabilizing while you're doing that as it's interesting. 2599 02:01:42.560 --> 02:01:48.479 It's like a steady can because I've definitely fallen over before, 2600 02:01:48.720 --> 02:01:50.439 like in the act, and I've definitely like, oh I 2601 02:01:51.960 --> 02:01:56.439 standing up, yeah when I'm doing indeed, not like this, 2602 02:01:56.600 --> 02:01:56.800 not just. 2603 02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:02.000 What's very different? Uh yeah, sort of. 2604 02:02:04.640 --> 02:02:08.439 Okay, man, I don't want to hear anymore. 2605 02:02:08.600 --> 02:02:09.960 I don't want to hear any more of it. 2606 02:02:10.520 --> 02:02:11.239 I'm just letting you know. 2607 02:02:11.600 --> 02:02:12.960 I don't need to know about it. 2608 02:02:16.439 --> 02:02:17.880 I can find this thing. 2609 02:02:19.239 --> 02:02:23.720 Uh femboy clown now with honked balls. I'm gonna change 2610 02:02:23.760 --> 02:02:26.239 my profile picture to hope. We'll hope well pizza time. 2611 02:02:27.399 --> 02:02:33.560 Uh fuck Zilla versus King Chronic g j A four 2612 02:02:33.600 --> 02:02:38.800 swing set, glitch frogs together, Strong Peebis Dnkle, Dnkled dwarf 2613 02:02:38.840 --> 02:02:45.319 ski for Larmine County Coroner? Do you elect coroners that'd 2614 02:02:45.319 --> 02:02:50.000 be insane? The male gaze but like g A wise, 2615 02:02:50.199 --> 02:02:54.520 I get it. Banassas Greek god of the IRB. Metal 2616 02:02:54.520 --> 02:02:58.720 Gear was only peak when Kojima left. You're crazy, That's 2617 02:02:58.760 --> 02:03:04.359 It's it. So metal Gear Survive is your peak metal 2618 02:03:04.399 --> 02:03:10.239 Gear game and only survive Big Meaty sinks. That's so 2619 02:03:10.319 --> 02:03:14.159 it's sane. Donald dumps shart of the deal. I'm going 2620 02:03:14.239 --> 02:03:15.640 to butt the president with a mortar. 2621 02:03:15.640 --> 02:03:21.119 What do you? What is this you say? 2622 02:03:21.960 --> 02:03:23.640 Secret? 2623 02:03:23.760 --> 02:03:37.399 John Cakesey, you didn't see the screen? That that was 2624 02:03:37.600 --> 02:03:40.840 was really important for you to see what happened. You 2625 02:03:40.880 --> 02:03:42.479 had you had to you had to see the screen. 2626 02:03:42.640 --> 02:03:44.960 It's it's very important. I want you to watch one 2627 02:03:45.000 --> 02:03:45.359 more time. 2628 02:03:46.600 --> 02:03:49.399 Okay, John. 2629 02:04:02.840 --> 02:04:03.439 Collapsing. 2630 02:04:07.760 --> 02:04:25.319 Yeah, seeing your faces, you sound you sound like the flood. 2631 02:04:27.399 --> 02:04:28.399 Maybe I am. 2632 02:04:29.039 --> 02:04:29.520 Maybe it's me. 2633 02:04:29.880 --> 02:04:34.199 I've been the flood the whole the whole time, guys, 2634 02:04:34.279 --> 02:04:34.880 bad news. 2635 02:04:34.960 --> 02:04:38.039 Turns out we've been doing a podcast with the flood. 2636 02:04:38.560 --> 02:04:40.079 Yeah, what you gonna do? 2637 02:04:40.760 --> 02:04:41.880 I'm going sometimes. 2638 02:04:42.279 --> 02:04:46.760 In fact, the Flood from Halo four is the most 2639 02:04:46.800 --> 02:04:49.520 insane sounding ship I ever heard in my life. That's 2640 02:04:49.520 --> 02:04:52.199 pretty rough because they are so aggressive. 2641 02:04:52.800 --> 02:04:55.720 It's like it's like a gargling whale or something. 2642 02:04:57.760 --> 02:05:04.640 It's like horses and pop watery popcorn put together. Yeah, nay, sometimes, 2643 02:05:04.680 --> 02:05:05.439 straight up. 2644 02:05:05.760 --> 02:05:07.720 I'm going to butt fucking president with a mortar. 2645 02:05:07.880 --> 02:05:08.000 Uh. 2646 02:05:08.239 --> 02:05:11.520 Gay actor Rosebud Delicious, Master chiefs War criminal cock. Sorry, 2647 02:05:11.560 --> 02:05:13.840 I can't, sorry, I can't. I had a burrito personally, 2648 02:05:13.880 --> 02:05:16.880 I care less about the stories about stories after finding 2649 02:05:16.920 --> 02:05:19.439 out they take place inside a Mario sixty four painting 2650 02:05:20.079 --> 02:05:24.439 stupid that is dumb as fuck. Uh heth reminded me 2651 02:05:24.560 --> 02:05:27.239 of a Yu Gi Oh card kids, the real Kingston 2652 02:05:27.279 --> 02:05:30.319 Jameson who went missing in two thousand and five, the 2653 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:34.279 big Dick Randy coming after Swen this year. Hard hat 2654 02:05:34.359 --> 02:05:37.079 peepee John Otto take him to the Matthews Bridge. 2655 02:05:37.800 --> 02:05:40.560 Oh fucking rip, Sam Rivers the basis of the Limbiscuit 2656 02:05:41.840 --> 02:05:44.199 forty eight? Oh what the fuck? 2657 02:05:44.239 --> 02:05:44.520 Really? 2658 02:05:44.640 --> 02:05:47.439 Yeah, people are speculating because he had some liver issues 2659 02:05:47.520 --> 02:05:49.359 years ago and maybe it cost forty eight. Now? 2660 02:05:49.479 --> 02:05:52.600 Was he was he six when Limbiscuit was popping eighteen? 2661 02:05:52.640 --> 02:05:55.800 I think I think like he joined eight Limbiscuit when 2662 02:05:55.800 --> 02:05:56.359 he was eighteen. 2663 02:05:57.279 --> 02:06:00.119 That's crazy, that's a long time. Yeah, well he's dead now. 2664 02:06:00.239 --> 02:06:01.279 Yeah, he's dead as fuck. 2665 02:06:03.000 --> 02:06:08.960 Sorry, olymp Biscuit, he's limp Uh, sweetie should. 2666 02:06:08.720 --> 02:06:12.279 Wear I'm watching Halo for watching Halo Reach gameplay, right, 2667 02:06:12.680 --> 02:06:14.319 I used to be able to play as elites and 2668 02:06:14.359 --> 02:06:15.479 it makes me so sad. 2669 02:06:15.840 --> 02:06:18.359 Were you trying to find the flood sounds? 2670 02:06:18.760 --> 02:06:19.239 Yeah? 2671 02:06:19.800 --> 02:06:25.119 How about don't? I'm gonna how about you pay attention 2672 02:06:25.119 --> 02:06:25.960 to the show that we're doing. 2673 02:06:26.039 --> 02:06:29.079 Yeah, yeah, but I can. Yeah, are you? 2674 02:06:29.279 --> 02:06:30.640 I like how you were about to say I can 2675 02:06:30.760 --> 02:06:32.319 mental task and realize that that would. 2676 02:06:32.119 --> 02:06:33.560 Have been a lie, so you stopped yourself. 2677 02:06:33.880 --> 02:06:35.800 Yeah, you see what I did. I didn't lie. Chris, 2678 02:06:35.840 --> 02:06:36.640 isn't that interesting? 2679 02:06:37.399 --> 02:06:38.319 Is interesting? 2680 02:06:40.000 --> 02:06:41.359 You can just make it funny and then it's good 2681 02:06:41.800 --> 02:06:45.159 gay night, the butt sex guy gay night, the butt 2682 02:06:45.239 --> 02:06:53.319 sex guy that sucks gay gay. 2683 02:06:51.199 --> 02:06:54.800 But guy gay. He's just thrusting behind another dude. 2684 02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:57.680 Yeah, just just nine inch males. 2685 02:06:58.760 --> 02:07:00.119 I love that nine inch mails. 2686 02:07:00.159 --> 02:07:01.000 Good. That's good. 2687 02:07:01.039 --> 02:07:05.520 But that sounds classical. That sounds like my dick into penis, 2688 02:07:06.000 --> 02:07:08.039 the dick that creams. 2689 02:07:08.760 --> 02:07:09.079 That'd be. 2690 02:07:09.119 --> 02:07:11.800 I can do some nine inch nine inch mails covers. 2691 02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:14.079 Yeah, yeah, case it was doing Papa Road. 2692 02:07:14.119 --> 02:07:16.640 Yeah, you started doing kind of crazy that would be. 2693 02:07:16.720 --> 02:07:19.159 That would be like what like Papa schoed I guess yeah, 2694 02:07:19.359 --> 02:07:22.239 Papa stroke strokes isn't either. 2695 02:07:22.399 --> 02:07:24.840 Yeah, there's there's probably some good ones on the people 2696 02:07:24.880 --> 02:07:27.880 are pretty clever. While you're reading, I'm gonna look up. 2697 02:07:27.800 --> 02:07:29.680 A couple cocks and strokes. 2698 02:07:30.199 --> 02:07:33.600 That's well, I mean, man, I'm getting distracted by means. 2699 02:07:33.560 --> 02:07:38.079 The sand Uh shaming shaming os. 2700 02:07:40.319 --> 02:07:43.640 He is pretty much crazy. 2701 02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:44.960 I think he's had it for a couple of weeks 2702 02:07:44.960 --> 02:07:45.640 now pretty out. 2703 02:07:46.159 --> 02:07:47.000 Yeah, it's pretty. 2704 02:07:46.800 --> 02:07:53.159 Outrageous, shaming ops until they're deranged and drooling. You suck 2705 02:07:53.279 --> 02:07:56.439 sixteen dongs? What do you get another gay orgy and 2706 02:07:56.520 --> 02:07:57.359 covered in sweat? 2707 02:07:57.880 --> 02:07:58.399 Gay Peter? 2708 02:07:58.560 --> 02:07:58.760 Wait? 2709 02:07:58.800 --> 02:07:59.239 What is that? 2710 02:08:00.199 --> 02:08:04.000 Oh that's the company store, right, that's the old Yeah, 2711 02:08:04.079 --> 02:08:08.119 you suck sixteen dongs? And what do you get another 2712 02:08:08.279 --> 02:08:10.479 gay orgy and covered in sweat? 2713 02:08:10.800 --> 02:08:13.800 Gay Peter? Don't you call me because I can't blow. 2714 02:08:15.359 --> 02:08:18.600 That sounds like that X's and O song. Oh, it 2715 02:08:18.680 --> 02:08:19.479 might be, it might be. 2716 02:08:19.520 --> 02:08:22.319 Actually it actually probably is straight up based on that song, 2717 02:08:22.319 --> 02:08:26.479 because that's like I sold my soul to the company store. 2718 02:08:26.840 --> 02:08:30.640 Yeah, that is probably And oh. 2719 02:08:29.439 --> 02:08:34.880 Here's what Papa's throat. Papa's throat golf clap for that? 2720 02:08:35.880 --> 02:08:39.880 Uh swinge Real Swen in this in sewer impost. 2721 02:08:40.159 --> 02:08:40.720 What the fuck? 2722 02:08:41.000 --> 02:08:45.760 Real Swen in sewer Imposter Swen died in Costa Rica. 2723 02:08:45.840 --> 02:08:47.159 Make robot imposter swing. 2724 02:08:47.239 --> 02:08:53.159 I punctuation is so important a million beers, a million 2725 02:08:53.199 --> 02:08:56.239 billion beers. I'm sorry, can you guys share the propeller hat? 2726 02:08:56.800 --> 02:09:00.000 We got a really wide one, I guess, yeah, Department 2727 02:09:00.199 --> 02:09:02.560 of Horror. Imagine if PT got a full release and 2728 02:09:02.600 --> 02:09:06.359 at the same ending as Limbo and Lost as Limbo 2729 02:09:06.439 --> 02:09:09.920 of the Loss, with the whole cast singing together. It 2730 02:09:10.319 --> 02:09:15.199 took it in my bottom now I'm queer, put it 2731 02:09:15.239 --> 02:09:18.119 in their bottom now the whole team fucking queer started. 2732 02:09:18.159 --> 02:09:20.079 Yeah, I know, I know. I was trying to think, 2733 02:09:20.119 --> 02:09:21.239 what is that? What is that? 2734 02:09:21.319 --> 02:09:23.640 Okay, I was too, I was like, what the I've 2735 02:09:23.680 --> 02:09:27.880 seen enough Victor? When when when Banyama is the goat? 2736 02:09:27.920 --> 02:09:31.920 I don't know. That motherfucker is a freak dude. He's 2737 02:09:31.960 --> 02:09:35.000 seven foot five now and he can do everything. 2738 02:09:35.479 --> 02:09:39.520 I don't like how good he is. I really don't like. 2739 02:09:39.520 --> 02:09:43.680 How basically how freaky everybody can spin on themselves. Yeah, 2740 02:09:43.720 --> 02:09:46.439 that's how freakishly big he is. 2741 02:09:47.880 --> 02:09:49.479 He shouldn't be moving like that. 2742 02:09:49.680 --> 02:09:53.720 He's he's good everywhere. It's it's just it shouldn't be 2743 02:09:53.720 --> 02:09:55.520 that way. Everyone who was seven to five was a 2744 02:09:55.520 --> 02:10:00.720 bumbling fool, like they all sucked. Like if you were there, height, there, coordinated, 2745 02:10:00.720 --> 02:10:03.199 there were just big men that can just dunk over everybody. 2746 02:10:03.479 --> 02:10:04.560 But he can do everything. 2747 02:10:05.560 --> 02:10:07.600 I ain't got no idea yeah, I don't know if 2748 02:10:07.600 --> 02:10:10.520 he has the power right now. But other than that, he's. 2749 02:10:10.520 --> 02:10:14.680 He's fucking dude. He's thinks right now. I don't see 2750 02:10:14.760 --> 02:10:17.520 the holes in his game. That's the thing that's crazy. 2751 02:10:17.560 --> 02:10:19.680 He's looking good. What's up? 2752 02:10:20.039 --> 02:10:22.960 What was I'm not gonna remember. 2753 02:10:23.000 --> 02:10:24.640 I feel like you, me and I blind were riffing 2754 02:10:24.680 --> 02:10:26.039 in the discord a couple of days ago, and I 2755 02:10:26.119 --> 02:10:27.600 feel like there was something funny that happened, but I 2756 02:10:27.640 --> 02:10:31.800 can't remember. Never forget Chris uh hear me out statement 2757 02:10:31.840 --> 02:10:35.199 about jury. I don't know what you're talking about. 2758 02:10:35.720 --> 02:10:37.119 Jerry from shoe Hutter. 2759 02:10:37.039 --> 02:10:38.800 Said that you got You said you get it, you 2760 02:10:38.800 --> 02:10:40.560 said you get the feet thing when it comes to her, and. 2761 02:10:40.479 --> 02:10:41.640 I never said never said that. 2762 02:10:41.840 --> 02:10:42.880 You said that it's on stream. 2763 02:10:42.920 --> 02:10:43.840 Actually prove it. 2764 02:10:45.720 --> 02:10:46.039 All right? 2765 02:10:46.079 --> 02:10:49.119 Well, yeah, gotta gotta do be a good politician. 2766 02:10:49.319 --> 02:10:51.600 Like there's like there's like footage of you, like like 2767 02:10:51.720 --> 02:10:54.960 dead to right, you like to prove it there there 2768 02:10:55.000 --> 02:10:56.720 is put there is footage of this, but it's not real, 2769 02:10:56.800 --> 02:10:59.319 and then people will that's what they were doing about 2770 02:10:59.319 --> 02:11:01.039 that Nazi ship because another one came out. 2771 02:11:01.479 --> 02:11:04.760 There's another least what oh the Nazi group chat the 2772 02:11:04.760 --> 02:11:05.079 other one. 2773 02:11:05.079 --> 02:11:07.039 So there was like another one that came out or something, 2774 02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:09.760 and then yeah, there was another thing that happened and 2775 02:11:09.920 --> 02:11:11.720 uh yeah. It was like one of one of the 2776 02:11:11.720 --> 02:11:13.640 messages was like, yeah, I have a Nazi streak. I'm 2777 02:11:13.680 --> 02:11:14.199 not gonna lie. 2778 02:11:14.239 --> 02:11:15.279 Yeah, it was one of them, some. 2779 02:11:15.319 --> 02:11:17.920 Fucking guy that was like straight up, straight up and 2780 02:11:18.039 --> 02:11:21.239 uh yeah. So they some people were like, no, it's fake, 2781 02:11:21.640 --> 02:11:23.520 and I'm like, bro, that's what I actually I made. 2782 02:11:23.560 --> 02:11:26.359 I literally wrote an anti fascist song because of this. 2783 02:11:26.439 --> 02:11:26.960 I was like, bro. 2784 02:11:27.279 --> 02:11:29.199 And then that that flag that had the swatsaka in 2785 02:11:29.239 --> 02:11:31.239 the background, that dude or I was just like, oh 2786 02:11:31.319 --> 02:11:31.840 is that real? 2787 02:11:32.039 --> 02:11:34.640 Yeah, that looked I was looking really closely at that 2788 02:11:34.680 --> 02:11:35.640 and it looked photoshot. 2789 02:11:35.680 --> 02:11:36.520 But I didn't I didn't check. 2790 02:11:36.600 --> 02:11:38.319 Yeah, they they didn't, nobody. 2791 02:11:39.359 --> 02:11:42.600 It was just another like, uh, unless somebody, I haven't 2792 02:11:42.600 --> 02:11:44.600 seen anything to say that it has been proven to 2793 02:11:44.640 --> 02:11:49.159 be false. I've seen people say that, but again, it's crazy. 2794 02:11:49.199 --> 02:11:49.840 It's hard to tell. 2795 02:11:50.039 --> 02:11:51.720 But like the fact that the fact that it's even 2796 02:11:51.720 --> 02:11:54.079 remotely believable, it's like, you know, it's not even out 2797 02:11:54.079 --> 02:11:56.439 of pocket. Really, it's like, do you see what happened 2798 02:11:56.439 --> 02:11:58.399 to that guy? Graham Blattin or whatever. He had that 2799 02:11:58.399 --> 02:12:02.159 that tattoo. He's like running in Maine or something, has 2800 02:12:02.199 --> 02:12:04.880 that like that Nazi tattoo. That he was a Nazi tattoo. 2801 02:12:04.960 --> 02:12:07.279 Yeah, to be fair, I didn't even recognize it. 2802 02:12:07.760 --> 02:12:10.680 I have never seen that tattoo in my life. Yeah, 2803 02:12:10.720 --> 02:12:11.760 I don't. I gotta be honest. 2804 02:12:11.960 --> 02:12:14.279 That style of now, I get it, just like everything 2805 02:12:14.279 --> 02:12:18.119 else the Nazis. It was around. I did some research 2806 02:12:18.159 --> 02:12:21.279 on it. It was around before the Nazis popularized it, but 2807 02:12:21.399 --> 02:12:24.600 again they popularized it, and so that means if you 2808 02:12:24.680 --> 02:12:27.760 get it now, you're retarded, you know, like yeah, but 2809 02:12:27.840 --> 02:12:29.520 also like it is one of the like I saw, 2810 02:12:29.680 --> 02:12:30.960 like the thing it was like a totin cough I 2811 02:12:31.000 --> 02:12:31.720 think is what it's called. 2812 02:12:31.720 --> 02:12:34.840 It's like a skull and crossbones. But I looked at 2813 02:12:34.840 --> 02:12:36.640 it and I saw that. I remember see the tattoo 2814 02:12:36.680 --> 02:12:37.960 that people were talking about it. I'm like, that looks 2815 02:12:38.000 --> 02:12:40.000 like like a punk band logo or something like. It 2816 02:12:40.279 --> 02:12:43.039 didn't even register to me, as like, I have straight 2817 02:12:43.119 --> 02:12:44.960 up never seen that image in my life. 2818 02:12:45.079 --> 02:12:45.760 I hadn't either. 2819 02:12:46.359 --> 02:12:49.119 It's because there's way more popular shit than Nazis usually get. 2820 02:12:49.479 --> 02:12:52.399 But that guy also, I guess he had some kind 2821 02:12:52.399 --> 02:12:55.079 of if he texts back in the day, So some 2822 02:12:55.119 --> 02:12:56.520 people are kind of like, oh, this guy seemed like 2823 02:12:56.520 --> 02:12:58.399 he was kind of weird maybe, and he was like 2824 02:12:58.439 --> 02:13:00.760 maybe he was just like I'm not that fucking person anymore. 2825 02:13:00.800 --> 02:13:05.560 And if that is true, I'm fine with people being rehabilitated. 2826 02:13:05.800 --> 02:13:07.600 I'm fine with that. Yeah, me too. I do think 2827 02:13:07.920 --> 02:13:09.479 the timing's weird for it, because he said he always 2828 02:13:09.520 --> 02:13:11.319 want to get the tattoo covered up. He kind of 2829 02:13:11.319 --> 02:13:14.560 waited until it became a problem. That's that kind of 2830 02:13:14.560 --> 02:13:16.960 doesn't gel with me very well, where I'm like, you 2831 02:13:16.960 --> 02:13:18.880 could have gotten covered at any point and you're like, 2832 02:13:18.920 --> 02:13:21.760 oh oops, let me do it. I'm like that that's 2833 02:13:21.920 --> 02:13:23.359 that's that's a little weird. 2834 02:13:24.039 --> 02:13:26.840 That is kind of a lose lose situation in fairness, though, 2835 02:13:26.880 --> 02:13:28.479 because if you just left it, it would be other people 2836 02:13:28.560 --> 02:13:29.479 be like, what the fuck are you doing? 2837 02:13:30.359 --> 02:13:32.119 I don't know. Yeah, it's just like more of like, 2838 02:13:32.159 --> 02:13:34.079 don't tell me that you've been meaning to get it 2839 02:13:34.119 --> 02:13:36.039 covered up, because why the fuck didn't you do it? 2840 02:13:36.199 --> 02:13:37.000 Essentially all I'm. 2841 02:13:36.840 --> 02:13:39.199 Saying, right, and also, why would you get it covered 2842 02:13:39.239 --> 02:13:40.520 up if you didn't think of you know what, I mean, 2843 02:13:40.560 --> 02:13:43.760 like right, I guess I guess you might look at 2844 02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:45.199 it as like it kind of cringe because it's a 2845 02:13:45.199 --> 02:13:46.960 little edgy and you're like kind of like older and 2846 02:13:47.000 --> 02:13:48.720 you're like, ah, this is kind of a cringe tattoo 2847 02:13:48.880 --> 02:13:52.640 you have. I guess I don't know whatever anyway, cock 2848 02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:57.039 cheese crumbs. If you don't even pussy from the back, 2849 02:13:57.079 --> 02:13:58.079 you're not hungry enough. 2850 02:13:58.800 --> 02:14:02.439 Devil is real ship goon devil. 2851 02:14:02.479 --> 02:14:06.119 I've been starving, starving. 2852 02:14:06.520 --> 02:14:07.880 I'm always starving. 2853 02:14:08.199 --> 02:14:14.800 I'm starving. I'm very used. I'm actually hungry in real life. 2854 02:14:16.199 --> 02:14:18.479 Are you're are you like by yourself right now? 2855 02:14:18.640 --> 02:14:21.359 Yeah, she's she's she's been gone for like three weeks 2856 02:14:21.399 --> 02:14:22.079 now or some ship. 2857 02:14:23.159 --> 02:14:24.520 Is it at the point now where you miss her? 2858 02:14:24.720 --> 02:14:26.439 You're like, I'd rather have it back now. 2859 02:14:28.840 --> 02:14:30.920 Being Sonia's fat fucking girl. 2860 02:14:31.000 --> 02:14:34.560 Cock being real, Yes, I I very much miss my wife. 2861 02:14:34.600 --> 02:14:38.199 It's it's it's gay. I hate that nerd. 2862 02:14:38.239 --> 02:14:42.439 Look at this nerd miss like im. For like the 2863 02:14:42.439 --> 02:14:45.840 first like hour or two, I'm like, I'm happy Lily's gone, 2864 02:14:45.840 --> 02:14:47.000 and like an hour six. 2865 02:14:46.800 --> 02:14:49.880 I'm like, okay, hours, that's kind. 2866 02:14:49.720 --> 02:14:50.600 Of this is my best friend. 2867 02:14:50.880 --> 02:14:51.920 I don't give a ship about it. 2868 02:14:51.960 --> 02:14:54.199 We haven't. We haven't. We haven't had a prolonged period 2869 02:14:54.239 --> 02:14:56.560 of like us being separated since like since you move that. 2870 02:14:56.760 --> 02:14:59.079 Hold on, wait a minute, hold on, that's interesting because 2871 02:14:59.680 --> 02:15:01.800 I I don't care about anything you're saying right now. 2872 02:15:02.000 --> 02:15:04.279 That's interesting. You're gonna I'm gonna mute. I'm gonna mute 2873 02:15:04.319 --> 02:15:08.479 everybody for. 2874 02:15:08.439 --> 02:15:09.079 The rest of the show. 2875 02:15:09.119 --> 02:15:12.159 I'm reading the names, but like, it just doesn't come through. 2876 02:15:13.520 --> 02:15:16.479 Any wondered why we keep calling you gay while you're speaking. 2877 02:15:17.800 --> 02:15:20.199 Devil goon, devil the man without comming. Sween has true sight. 2878 02:15:20.239 --> 02:15:23.079 That's why you can see his dad, Sony's fat fucking 2879 02:15:23.079 --> 02:15:25.119 girl cock most stable U five game is Sonic Racing 2880 02:15:25.159 --> 02:15:28.239 cross World notices Bulge and Bulge is Oh well, what's this? 2881 02:15:28.720 --> 02:15:32.960 Sween called me an accurate slur on Twitter? Uh, Smitchie 2882 02:15:33.000 --> 02:15:35.399 the kid bend my dick come in or snatch Robo 2883 02:15:35.479 --> 02:15:38.960 Sweno vision. The black midget rapper from Ghetto Boys is dead. 2884 02:15:41.159 --> 02:15:41.479 I don't know. 2885 02:15:41.479 --> 02:15:44.479 I don't even know what bad black midget rapper from place. 2886 02:15:45.319 --> 02:15:47.640 That's just like, it just sounds so disrespectful to say 2887 02:15:47.640 --> 02:15:48.079 it that way. 2888 02:15:48.439 --> 02:15:54.560 Yeah, you've boiled this man down to such like that's 2889 02:15:54.680 --> 02:15:56.279 depressing the way you've described this. 2890 02:15:56.319 --> 02:16:00.319 Man. Damn, it feels good to be dead. Damn it 2891 02:16:00.319 --> 02:16:01.479 feels good be black midget. 2892 02:16:04.199 --> 02:16:06.920 It feels going to be a dead black mat hamster 2893 02:16:07.039 --> 02:16:10.119 in a sock now plus five after extensive use. Uh 2894 02:16:10.159 --> 02:16:14.920 performing the Battalion des San Patricio in Venezuela for the. 2895 02:16:14.920 --> 02:16:16.800 Latinas, I just traight up. 2896 02:16:16.800 --> 02:16:17.600 Don't even know what that is. 2897 02:16:19.399 --> 02:16:23.600 Uh, Lily D. Was it like a jet Like it's 2898 02:16:23.720 --> 02:16:27.920 like a trans Philly D. Yeah, I guess yeah. I 2899 02:16:27.920 --> 02:16:28.560 want to see that. 2900 02:16:28.880 --> 02:16:29.680 I would love that. 2901 02:16:29.680 --> 02:16:33.040 That'd be so cool if only the Transagenda could take 2902 02:16:33.120 --> 02:16:34.600 him and we could see what would happen. 2903 02:16:34.680 --> 02:16:37.559 We need to get our trans fans to get him. Hey, 2904 02:16:37.559 --> 02:16:41.399 the trans person with the big dick, uh, shove it 2905 02:16:41.399 --> 02:16:44.680 into Philly D's mouth and then uh and it'll awaken up. 2906 02:16:45.120 --> 02:16:47.680 It'll awaken up. It's like a zombie bite, you know, 2907 02:16:47.760 --> 02:16:49.360 but like it. It's all right. 2908 02:16:49.360 --> 02:16:57.440 It's Necromancer Craig the Canadian. The beating shall continue until 2909 02:16:57.559 --> 02:17:03.319 morale improves. It's your shawne D game shot coming TM 2910 02:17:03.399 --> 02:17:06.200 changed your name, Chris no at Grok. 2911 02:17:06.319 --> 02:17:06.920 Is this true? 2912 02:17:07.200 --> 02:17:10.120 The bubonic plague actually did come from China Lamo. Well, 2913 02:17:10.159 --> 02:17:12.799 I don't know whatever, whatever. I am not gonna factor 2914 02:17:12.799 --> 02:17:14.840 I'm not gonna fact check that, but I will stand 2915 02:17:14.879 --> 02:17:16.760 behind that that statement. 2916 02:17:17.000 --> 02:17:19.479 Yeah, it did actually did come from China. 2917 02:17:19.559 --> 02:17:22.319 Well look at that. I'm just trying not to be racist. 2918 02:17:22.360 --> 02:17:22.559 Man. 2919 02:17:22.600 --> 02:17:24.879 They had They've got beaten up enough because of the 2920 02:17:25.159 --> 02:17:26.600 China virus. 2921 02:17:26.399 --> 02:17:27.000 You know what I mean. 2922 02:17:27.799 --> 02:17:30.120 Yeah, the kung flu I forgot about. 2923 02:17:30.120 --> 02:17:33.440 That was crazy. I definitely tweeted that a lot from 2924 02:17:33.520 --> 02:17:35.360 other accounts, but that's crazy. 2925 02:17:35.959 --> 02:17:39.280 I hate how it's like, so it's not it's it's 2926 02:17:39.280 --> 02:17:42.319 not bad. It's like it's at the same time it's 2927 02:17:42.319 --> 02:17:44.639 stupid as fun, but also it works so well. 2928 02:17:45.639 --> 02:17:48.959 It does, uh Marie Antoine be like counting or not 2929 02:17:49.040 --> 02:17:53.680 counting peasant counting or not counting peasant. 2930 02:17:53.440 --> 02:17:59.840 Revolts Cohen Sween. Would you rather see the man video 2931 02:18:00.319 --> 02:18:04.000 of being like the fact like somebody, Oh I think 2932 02:18:04.040 --> 02:18:04.399 I did. 2933 02:18:04.479 --> 02:18:06.680 It was like some ex hitman like talking. 2934 02:18:06.440 --> 02:18:07.120 About no, no, no. 2935 02:18:07.799 --> 02:18:10.280 This is actually from the from the video game. They 2936 02:18:10.319 --> 02:18:13.079 basically put the thing in a mission and it's like 2937 02:18:13.120 --> 02:18:16.000 the fastest it's and it has like a loading mission 2938 02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:20.920 after you've completed it. Was I saw that earlier. This morning. 2939 02:18:21.200 --> 02:18:22.719 The Uh, I think you were talking about Like I 2940 02:18:22.719 --> 02:18:24.680 saw a video weeks ago actually, I think before the 2941 02:18:24.760 --> 02:18:27.239 Charlie Kirk thing where it was like it just popped 2942 02:18:27.239 --> 02:18:27.639 on my feet. 2943 02:18:27.719 --> 02:18:29.239 I think because I was getting really into Hitman. 2944 02:18:29.280 --> 02:18:30.639 I was like looking up a lore because I was like, 2945 02:18:30.639 --> 02:18:32.520 I was playing through these missions and I was realizing, 2946 02:18:32.520 --> 02:18:34.559 like I'm into this, but I have no clue what's happening, 2947 02:18:35.879 --> 02:18:37.159 and so I was just looking up bloord videos and 2948 02:18:37.239 --> 02:18:39.440 it came up into the feed where it's like real 2949 02:18:39.559 --> 02:18:44.319 life X Hitman reviews hit Man levels or whatever, and 2950 02:18:44.360 --> 02:18:46.440 it was just like him going, like, that's a good 2951 02:18:46.520 --> 02:18:47.799 hit I would do that same thing. 2952 02:18:47.799 --> 02:18:48.639 I would do it exactly. 2953 02:18:49.600 --> 02:18:51.399 And then there's there's ones where. 2954 02:18:52.840 --> 02:18:54.440 But then there's one where he like he's moving the 2955 02:18:54.440 --> 02:18:56.000 body or whatever because you have to hide the bodies 2956 02:18:56.000 --> 02:18:57.920 in hit Man, and it's like, see, I wouldn't do that. 2957 02:18:58.360 --> 02:18:59.879 You're getting DNA all over him. 2958 02:18:59.879 --> 02:19:01.760 Like you leave the body where it is, you don't 2959 02:19:01.799 --> 02:19:02.479 touch nothing. 2960 02:19:03.360 --> 02:19:03.760 Uh. 2961 02:19:03.799 --> 02:19:07.360 It's kind of wild, Like I understand that, you know, 2962 02:19:07.440 --> 02:19:10.159 people are rehabilitated or whatever, Like there's that there's that 2963 02:19:10.159 --> 02:19:13.040 famous guy from the Mafia who like ratted everybody out 2964 02:19:13.079 --> 02:19:15.680 and he does interviews all the time. But it's so 2965 02:19:15.799 --> 02:19:19.079 funny that there are people walking around that are just like, yeah, 2966 02:19:19.079 --> 02:19:22.120 I've killed like a hundred people, you know what I mean, 2967 02:19:22.200 --> 02:19:25.680 And they're just like, yeah, donated, Like I don't really 2968 02:19:25.760 --> 02:19:26.479 understand you. 2969 02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:28.680 Have you ever talked to like special forces niggas that 2970 02:19:28.719 --> 02:19:30.760 ones that are active work and doing special. 2971 02:19:30.520 --> 02:19:34.239 Oh yeah, they get well sure talking to you. 2972 02:19:36.040 --> 02:19:37.879 I understand that, but that's like military, and. 2973 02:19:37.920 --> 02:19:39.600 A lot of them, a lot of them feel really 2974 02:19:39.639 --> 02:19:42.000 bad about it too, like eventually after they leave and 2975 02:19:42.040 --> 02:19:45.479 they go back because that's why they're insane. 2976 02:19:45.719 --> 02:19:46.120 That's why. 2977 02:19:46.319 --> 02:19:49.159 Yeah, that's why they're going crazy and killing themselves because. 2978 02:19:48.959 --> 02:19:51.840 They uncles he was he did Special Forces. He wasn't 2979 02:19:51.840 --> 02:19:54.680 don't think he was hyperactive, but he he definitely put 2980 02:19:54.680 --> 02:19:57.120 people to sleep, I think. And like he talked about like, 2981 02:19:57.159 --> 02:19:59.440 yeah I could have like I was there for like 2982 02:20:00.120 --> 02:20:03.239 no reason, that was my choice. Mis understood Kingston. 2983 02:20:03.399 --> 02:20:08.159 Your your uncle smoked weed called special forces? That's crazy 2984 02:20:08.200 --> 02:20:11.120 And then he crazy was talking about what he saw 2985 02:20:11.159 --> 02:20:16.159 while he was Yeah, yeah it was in fucking Kuwait, 2986 02:20:16.239 --> 02:20:20.000 and like I was just I was just fighting women. 2987 02:20:20.200 --> 02:20:21.719 I was just That's. 2988 02:20:21.520 --> 02:20:23.319 Like when people say like, that's what that's like. 2989 02:20:23.319 --> 02:20:24.200 When people say like, oh. 2990 02:20:24.120 --> 02:20:27.120 My uncle, my uncle, Yeah, my uncle died in Vietnam, 2991 02:20:27.360 --> 02:20:30.280 and he was like, yeah, two thousand and six. 2992 02:20:30.559 --> 02:20:37.000 Oh, I didn't know it was still happening. He just 2993 02:20:37.000 --> 02:20:37.399 fell off. 2994 02:20:37.760 --> 02:20:39.879 He fell off a ladder on vacation in like Vietnam 2995 02:20:39.959 --> 02:20:40.280 or whatever. 2996 02:20:40.280 --> 02:20:42.600 And it's like but he's like, but people say, like, oh, 2997 02:20:42.600 --> 02:20:44.200 he died in Vietnam, died in Vietnam. 2998 02:20:44.600 --> 02:20:47.479 Really crazy people My family joined the military. 2999 02:20:48.239 --> 02:20:49.000 Crazy again? 3000 02:20:49.639 --> 02:20:50.440 Did I say quazy? 3001 02:20:51.879 --> 02:20:53.799 We were talking in discord a couple of days ago 3002 02:20:53.879 --> 02:20:55.520 and it was I was talking about Andrew Cuomo and 3003 02:20:55.520 --> 02:20:57.760 he was like he was He said, Cuomo is quazy, 3004 02:20:58.000 --> 02:21:02.639 And I was like, I understand, and I understand you're 3005 02:21:02.799 --> 02:21:05.520 I mean, clearly, I think you've been talking to too 3006 02:21:05.559 --> 02:21:06.200 many babies. 3007 02:21:06.319 --> 02:21:09.399 What's going on. I don't speak to my nephews and 3008 02:21:09.440 --> 02:21:16.120 baby talk, Okay, I don't speak to people. Sure. I'm like, hey, 3009 02:21:16.280 --> 02:21:22.559 small Spanish nigga, what are you doing? You crazy queenks? 3010 02:21:22.600 --> 02:21:24.479 Do take my nephew to say that. I'm gonna make 3011 02:21:24.520 --> 02:21:27.239 my nephew start saying the inWORD A lot. Good idea, Red. 3012 02:21:28.399 --> 02:21:31.000 White Sween, would you rather go to Disney with King Dad, 3013 02:21:31.079 --> 02:21:32.639 or watch a lily cheat on you with a handful 3014 02:21:32.680 --> 02:21:33.719 of beatles. 3015 02:21:34.079 --> 02:21:37.399 King Dad, Let's make it happen, Let's make it. 3016 02:21:37.559 --> 02:21:38.200 Let's get King Dad. 3017 02:21:39.959 --> 02:21:40.879 No, just get him out here. 3018 02:21:41.319 --> 02:21:43.360 He would hate it so much, he would he would 3019 02:21:43.399 --> 02:21:45.639 probably went to the stupid dumb gaiety conmition. 3020 02:21:45.760 --> 02:21:48.959 Everyone there knew you. Uh drip mh, Lord of all Drip. 3021 02:21:49.280 --> 02:21:51.200 Kingston is usually right about things. He's just terrible at 3022 02:21:51.239 --> 02:21:53.319 articulating his opinions. Well, that would make him wrong. 3023 02:21:54.280 --> 02:21:55.079 That's not how that works. 3024 02:21:55.879 --> 02:22:00.840 If you're right without any ability to communicate, that's Chris, 3025 02:22:00.879 --> 02:22:02.600 it's fundamentally incorrect, Chris. 3026 02:22:02.600 --> 02:22:05.559 Mathematically, if you're right about something but you can't articulate, 3027 02:22:05.600 --> 02:22:07.239 you're still right. You just need to prove your work, 3028 02:22:07.280 --> 02:22:10.079 which will help further your point. But you'd still be right. 3029 02:22:10.520 --> 02:22:12.280 Which would mean you're the wrong person for the job, 3030 02:22:12.280 --> 02:22:13.920 which would ultimately still mean you're wrong. 3031 02:22:14.559 --> 02:22:17.239 No, No, there's no job. 3032 02:22:18.840 --> 02:22:21.239 The job is to communicate a fact. 3033 02:22:21.479 --> 02:22:23.680 You know what, man, my gun, You know my gun 3034 02:22:23.719 --> 02:22:26.760 had a better opinion everybody in this room. I was saying, 3035 02:22:27.280 --> 02:22:29.879 you know, my gun's got a pretty good opinion like that, 3036 02:22:30.040 --> 02:22:32.040 and I'll place it I'll place thought someone's for me. 3037 02:22:33.079 --> 02:22:33.760 That's crazy. 3038 02:22:34.200 --> 02:22:39.000 The the enriched uranium rod that he just snapped in 3039 02:22:39.399 --> 02:22:41.440 half in my pockets right now has a really different 3040 02:22:41.440 --> 02:22:42.440 opinion on what you're saying. 3041 02:22:42.639 --> 02:22:45.879 Oh, what do you mean? 3042 02:22:46.280 --> 02:22:46.799 What are you saying? 3043 02:22:47.040 --> 02:22:48.280 We're all gonna die in twelve weeks. 3044 02:22:48.280 --> 02:22:49.840 You see some guy, you see some guy in the corner. 3045 02:22:49.840 --> 02:22:51.719 You see some guy in the corner. You only see 3046 02:22:51.719 --> 02:22:53.159 the back of his head, but you're like you. 3047 02:22:53.079 --> 02:22:53.719 See him like. 3048 02:23:00.680 --> 02:23:02.520 Instantly head, just like, oh. 3049 02:23:02.399 --> 02:23:06.280 He's like really sensitive, driven, makes lord of all drip 3050 02:23:06.360 --> 02:23:09.280 casein is I read that already? All Ice agents fumble 3051 02:23:09.319 --> 02:23:11.920 the latina in their past? Probably, Obie, won't you blow me? 3052 02:23:12.040 --> 02:23:14.319 Fremlin to Gremlin? When will I get a buff sexy 3053 02:23:14.319 --> 02:23:16.479 swing work out more? Chris is in the top five 3054 02:23:16.479 --> 02:23:19.200 Wiggers of all time The Twelve Gays of Christmas. 3055 02:23:20.600 --> 02:23:22.959 Derek here would be like, instead of mass effect, it's 3056 02:23:23.000 --> 02:23:27.559 called mass erect and Shepherd's dick was out making everyone 3057 02:23:27.639 --> 02:23:30.639 uncomfortable mass erect? 3058 02:23:30.680 --> 02:23:31.799 Is it old erect? 3059 02:23:32.239 --> 02:23:36.000 That's a classical one. Yeah for sure, Yeah, mass effects effect. 3060 02:23:36.280 --> 02:23:39.600 So I'm looking at the most dense metal osmium. 3061 02:23:40.440 --> 02:23:43.559 Yeah, and why wait, why it. 3062 02:23:43.520 --> 02:23:45.680 Popped in my head for some fucking reason. I don't remember, 3063 02:23:45.719 --> 02:23:48.200 because I remember wanted to own some you. 3064 02:23:48.200 --> 02:23:50.000 Know, it's crazy. That's what coloss is made of. 3065 02:23:50.280 --> 02:23:51.600 Yeah, that's why it has a little bit of a 3066 02:23:51.600 --> 02:23:52.520 bluish tint to him. 3067 02:23:52.680 --> 02:23:53.200 Well he should. 3068 02:23:53.440 --> 02:23:56.040 There's like a little bluish tint because a little bluish 3069 02:23:56.079 --> 02:23:59.680 on osmium, it makes it blue, a little blue. 3070 02:24:00.239 --> 02:24:05.719 Lou Three Boys one, three Boys one? You who wage Lay? 3071 02:24:05.760 --> 02:24:08.479 Five eighty three Pini Brothers, Persons, Cross Course, Cybertan History, 3072 02:24:08.559 --> 02:24:14.440 Rise with the Septicon's donk Donkerson, Homeless Chris Christopher rip. 3073 02:24:15.639 --> 02:24:16.040 Potzer. 3074 02:24:17.319 --> 02:24:20.159 Mt m H is short for Mason the metal Head. 3075 02:24:20.159 --> 02:24:24.040 Do I see uh pp? Did I seriously Mandela affect 3076 02:24:24.079 --> 02:24:28.079 myself into having distinct memories of Derek making several omegal videos? 3077 02:24:28.600 --> 02:24:30.639 You might have it? People do? 3078 02:24:31.079 --> 02:24:35.799 I mean they're because they're just really maybe, I mean 3079 02:24:35.799 --> 02:24:42.280 they're dude. I mean Francesca Ramsey was convinced that I 3080 02:24:42.399 --> 02:24:47.079 Dubbs was me, Oh so like, I don't, I you know, 3081 02:24:47.120 --> 02:24:50.840 I don't, I don't. It doesn't surprise me that happens people. 3082 02:24:50.959 --> 02:24:53.840 Yeah, I because I specifically I went on Omego one 3083 02:24:53.920 --> 02:24:58.280 time for some sort of milestone of subscribers, and I 3084 02:24:58.319 --> 02:25:00.799 was wearing the Miles Morales mask. I had my guitar. 3085 02:25:01.680 --> 02:25:03.680 I don't know if that video still exists. I have 3086 02:25:03.760 --> 02:25:08.159 no fucking idea. Yeah, I don't even know. I guess 3087 02:25:08.280 --> 02:25:09.959 I'm subscribers special. I'd have to look. 3088 02:25:09.959 --> 02:25:10.360 I don't know. 3089 02:25:10.840 --> 02:25:12.799 I wonder if he still have it good anyway? 3090 02:25:12.920 --> 02:25:17.239 Ellipses f a n or fan on God, I'm pegging Nightwing. 3091 02:25:17.840 --> 02:25:20.399 The JK and JK Rowling is short for gigantic cunt 3092 02:25:20.440 --> 02:25:23.079 John Strickling Marks eighteen eighty nine saw two homeless people 3093 02:25:23.680 --> 02:25:27.559 fucking on the street today peoples in quotes, by the way, uh, 3094 02:25:29.840 --> 02:25:32.360 The First Church of Key David soon hosting their own 3095 02:25:32.399 --> 02:25:36.360 solo episode, Bring Back Gabby, Please just once, just spartan 3096 02:25:36.479 --> 02:25:37.760 pre Roz Blake eight nine six. 3097 02:25:37.799 --> 02:25:39.879 I got Lockjaw doing graveyard chips at the Dick Second Factory. 3098 02:25:39.920 --> 02:25:42.239 All I got was Lockdow's previously mentioned coming in my 3099 02:25:42.280 --> 02:25:44.239 hands and clapping at the Young Republicans meeting. 3100 02:25:44.760 --> 02:25:46.520 Fumbled a Battie. 3101 02:25:46.120 --> 02:25:50.000 Making a star tank reference Rosa Parks wrestling a bus 3102 02:25:50.040 --> 02:25:50.799 on Monday night. 3103 02:25:50.879 --> 02:25:51.079 Raw. 3104 02:25:51.520 --> 02:25:53.399 Oh my god, I saw that. It bothered me. 3105 02:25:54.360 --> 02:25:56.399 Oh yeah, yea, is that like a store of things. 3106 02:25:56.719 --> 02:25:56.920 Yeah. 3107 02:25:56.959 --> 02:25:59.799 I shared it on my friend talk told me about it, 3108 02:25:59.799 --> 02:26:00.799 and I shared it on Twitter. 3109 02:26:01.079 --> 02:26:03.760 I was so disappointed. Have you guys seen all the 3110 02:26:03.760 --> 02:26:05.760 things people were doing with Jake power. They're making Jake 3111 02:26:05.799 --> 02:26:06.319 Paul scream. 3112 02:26:06.520 --> 02:26:08.520 Yes, he actually got mad. 3113 02:26:10.040 --> 02:26:10.440 I found it. 3114 02:26:10.479 --> 02:26:12.719 I was like, oh, oh good, Yeah, you really wanted 3115 02:26:12.719 --> 02:26:17.440 to stop if you're gonna fucking mention an asshole. Dogs 3116 02:26:17.479 --> 02:26:19.559 destroying the old man either with like. 3117 02:26:21.440 --> 02:26:22.079 Coxplosion. 3118 02:26:22.840 --> 02:26:24.920 Yeah, they like open I like the dogs that open 3119 02:26:24.959 --> 02:26:27.040 their mouths and it's just like a stream of like 3120 02:26:27.079 --> 02:26:28.000 don't water water. 3121 02:26:28.360 --> 02:26:30.000 I saw one where he just straight up blows up 3122 02:26:30.040 --> 02:26:33.639 and then the guy flies like twenty feetback, has a 3123 02:26:33.719 --> 02:26:34.319 gun where. 3124 02:26:34.200 --> 02:26:36.159 A cat has a gun and starts shooting and he's like, 3125 02:26:36.200 --> 02:26:37.440 give me that, stop shooting that. 3126 02:26:37.719 --> 02:26:41.399 It's all very stupid, Like I like, it's the premises 3127 02:26:41.440 --> 02:26:42.000 that are funny. 3128 02:26:42.000 --> 02:26:43.319 It just bothers me that this is what. 3129 02:26:43.239 --> 02:26:47.239 It takes to get them gay desk GOOPI gazing, gaze 3130 02:26:47.280 --> 02:26:50.159 in chains, swallowing, come again, same old dick it was 3131 02:26:50.200 --> 02:26:52.319 back then. Neutrality means that you don't really care because 3132 02:26:52.319 --> 02:26:53.719 the struggle was not even when you're out there. Also, 3133 02:26:53.719 --> 02:26:56.200 you're gay young colin going trick or treating as his 3134 02:26:56.280 --> 02:26:58.360 own skeleton parentheses. 3135 02:26:58.479 --> 02:27:00.399 He skinned himself. 3136 02:27:02.680 --> 02:27:05.319 Poor pe week Colin man, he's got too much time 3137 02:27:05.360 --> 02:27:05.760 on his hand. 3138 02:27:05.840 --> 02:27:06.840 We are chalk zoning. 3139 02:27:06.920 --> 02:27:09.760 Such a freakish young colin in who existence somewhere in 3140 02:27:09.799 --> 02:27:10.680 some weird reality. 3141 02:27:11.399 --> 02:27:12.440 Uh, puddle of. 3142 02:27:12.920 --> 02:27:14.959 He plays mega man two gets up. I'm gonna go 3143 02:27:15.000 --> 02:27:17.680 do something fun, puddle something wild. 3144 02:27:17.600 --> 02:27:19.760 Puddle of gay blurry nice. 3145 02:27:20.200 --> 02:27:24.959 Oh, I've shoved it in my ass. I already did 3146 02:27:24.959 --> 02:27:27.000 that one. It's can you fuck my ass? 3147 02:27:27.000 --> 02:27:27.440 I'm gay? 3148 02:27:28.440 --> 02:27:32.799 Can you can you shove in my face? Spray yourges on? 3149 02:27:32.920 --> 02:27:35.600 May? 3150 02:27:36.360 --> 02:27:38.600 Nice little Backstreet boys kind of instant kind of thing 3151 02:27:38.680 --> 02:27:41.280 going on with that May. 3152 02:27:41.360 --> 02:27:47.760 It's Tron, Gary's gay? What Tron? Gay Reyes? 3153 02:27:47.840 --> 02:27:50.399 Thanks king Ston for wishing for a new Tron movie. 3154 02:27:50.399 --> 02:27:52.840 That that on a fucking monkey's Paul, Yeah you. 3155 02:27:52.799 --> 02:27:54.000 Got it, Gayes. 3156 02:27:54.959 --> 02:27:58.600 Awesome guy watching Chris is stream and eating ketchup off 3157 02:27:58.600 --> 02:27:59.639 a plate by hand? 3158 02:28:02.799 --> 02:28:03.159 What is this? 3159 02:28:03.319 --> 02:28:04.600 Excel spread cheeks? 3160 02:28:05.000 --> 02:28:07.319 Nice? I like that. I like that too. 3161 02:28:08.000 --> 02:28:08.680 It's a good one. 3162 02:28:09.159 --> 02:28:11.079 It's less of a hog and more of a piglet, 3163 02:28:11.120 --> 02:28:13.440 but it gets it still gets me off. Standing in 3164 02:28:13.479 --> 02:28:16.760 the showers everybody stabbed my heart out? 3165 02:28:18.760 --> 02:28:19.840 What is that? 3166 02:28:19.840 --> 02:28:24.280 That's crazy? Hey look it's a little gay meme. Fuck 3167 02:28:24.399 --> 02:28:27.920 me in my ass, I get it. It's the theme 3168 02:28:28.000 --> 02:28:31.040 song the Snark. Sorry Miss Jackson, who's New York nick 3169 02:28:31.360 --> 02:28:33.360 a Theory needs help blowing his weapon Hail three, Projury 3170 02:28:33.360 --> 02:28:36.120 and Hunter and naprom and rounding out our list as always. 3171 02:28:36.760 --> 02:28:39.200 King of Haphazard. Thank you all for watching. 3172 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:41.399 Remember go to pageon dot com Slash the Snark tanks 3173 02:28:41.399 --> 02:28:44.159 to support the show. Right in early access ad free 3174 02:28:44.520 --> 02:28:50.920 exclusive episodes, all of that jazz. We'll be back in 3175 02:28:50.920 --> 02:29:10.600 person next episode, so we'll we'll see it.