Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the Great Chris ray Guns, Derek
Speaker 3: black Man and Tom.
Speaker 1: Sway Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back
Speaker 1: and prepare for some lady where?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's Wolverine gonna have a health bar? Dude? He
Speaker 1: fucking regenerates.
Speaker 4: I can't believe, like these people have never played someone
Speaker 4: in a gut suit him right in the gut with
Speaker 4: there's so many X Men games, Like, I'm like, how,
Speaker 4: just who gives a fuck? You know what his death
Speaker 4: could mean? It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into a.
Speaker 5: Carey as I help and he can die, Like what,
Speaker 5: It's a video game exactly, that's all.
Speaker 1: But Bud regenerate, Derek, you don't get it. He can regenerate.
Speaker 1: Why would he be able to regenerate?
Speaker 4: Derek, shut your stupid pussy ass mouth up. Have you
Speaker 4: never played video games before?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: How could you have a Superman video game? Ass mouths
Speaker 4: a lot of parts. Everybody have fucked Spider Man beats
Speaker 4: up regular Henchman. How was that possible? Like that shouldn't
Speaker 4: even be a thing, Like like he's hitting them hard, dude,
Speaker 4: due the game.
Speaker 5: In the game, like, I love that the I love
Speaker 5: the justification where like, oh, he's pulling his punches or whatever,
Speaker 5: because in the game there are certain finishing moves in
Speaker 5: that game where I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you, you.
Speaker 2: Can't pull that punch, not in that way.
Speaker 5: You can't the kick to like the back of the
Speaker 5: neck that he does when he's like finishing off like
Speaker 5: some random twenty five year old henchman.
Speaker 2: He is so debilitatingly devastating.
Speaker 1: The one that gets me that I think is so
Speaker 1: fucking dangerous but such it was supposed to be funny
Speaker 1: is when him and Miles Miles webs the feet and
Speaker 1: Peter Webb's the top of the head and that guy falls.
Speaker 1: If a person that weighs at least like one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty five pounds head hits the floor like that,
Speaker 1: if they're still here there, they're different.
Speaker 4: They are different from if they wake up.
Speaker 5: If they wake up, they look at their they open
Speaker 5: their wallet, they look at their idea. They say who
Speaker 5: is this? They say who is that? Because that's not me,
Speaker 5: that's that ain't that is not me. I don't know
Speaker 5: that he doesn't look like me at all anymore.
Speaker 1: It looks like you ever see inside?
Speaker 4: Can you think of a moment of playing a video game?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like it's so different from movies. Yes,
Speaker 4: we're like, well I hate so much. Yeah I can't actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: you gotta go moment, right, can't. No, But like when
Speaker 4: you were you had like a major suspension of disbelief
Speaker 4: in a video game while you were playing, where you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's bullshit, Like do you remember. I can't think of
Speaker 4: a moment where I truly felt like that because I
Speaker 4: don't know, especially a lot of times video game mechanics
Speaker 4: and bugs and whatever, it's just all kind of wacky anyway,
Speaker 4: and it's just like fun.
Speaker 5: And I think I remember when I was a kid
Speaker 5: in Spider Man the game, the movie based game for
Speaker 5: the original Xbox, and I remember I would fall down
Speaker 5: to the street and the street would kill you, and
Speaker 5: I remember being like, that's kind of insane, Like I
Speaker 5: remember even as a kid, I remember being like why
Speaker 5: because there's no explanation for it in like the movie
Speaker 5: based game, like in the old like actually I'm wearing
Speaker 5: the shirt the old neversoft spider in games nice, there's
Speaker 5: like they explained it away by like, oh, there's a
Speaker 5: toxic gas like covering the street. That was like the
Speaker 5: whole thing that the villains were doing. It's like, okay, fine,
Speaker 5: you can't touch the street. They at least explained it
Speaker 5: in the movie based game. He's just inexplicably, just.
Speaker 1: Like no, that's that's spider Man one, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Turbo vir spider Man one. And it's just
Speaker 5: like and I remember being a kid being.
Speaker 4: Like why but like why why It's.
Speaker 2: Like, there's no they don't even make an effort.
Speaker 1: That is funny to me.
Speaker 4: It was like I think I would mention Arkham City
Speaker 4: when uh, what is it? Catwoman is dangling a bun
Speaker 4: above a that of acid. Yeah, and once you stop
Speaker 4: two face, you can just walk into the acid. And
Speaker 4: I just love that because Batman is supposed to be
Speaker 4: the ship and then he and like I think I
Speaker 4: spent a good like ten minutes. I remember, actually this
Speaker 4: is just doing different scenarios. I wish I still had
Speaker 4: my Snapchat because I would just do different scenarios like
Speaker 4: just saying stuff like Batman saying heroic things or with
Speaker 4: like a filter on or whatever. Yeah, like and just
Speaker 4: saying like Oracle just well and then just walking into it.
Speaker 4: I just kept doing it was like comedy skit and
Speaker 4: I love doing it like that or no Russian model
Speaker 4: war for a two same things I'd be doing like different.
Speaker 5: I have a this is like technically embarrassing, but I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm sad that I'm sad that I didn't
Speaker 5: save it now, but like I remember, like there was
Speaker 5: a there was a time I think in like twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two where I was like so sick. I think
Speaker 5: I caught like a stomach flu or something. I was
Speaker 5: throwing up like a lot, Like it was like reliable,
Speaker 5: and there's this I don't know if you guys remember,
Speaker 5: there was like a specific filter where like it would
Speaker 5: take your face and put it on some random it
Speaker 5: was like Spider Man's back and he was like swinging
Speaker 5: and he was like saving Oh, I remember that, yeah,
Speaker 5: And so I like I didn't while I was really
Speaker 5: sick and I threw up while I was going it
Speaker 5: as if like Spider Man was making you really dizzy,
Speaker 5: and I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: really this. I don't really want confident. I don't really
Speaker 2: I don't really want footage of me vomiting on the internet.
Speaker 1: Really why though.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it should at least be fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it should at least be a why.
Speaker 4: What does the vombit's authenticity?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: There was something about it.
Speaker 5: It felt like weirdly private, like it's the same thing
Speaker 5: where like I wouldn't want my coum flying on screen
Speaker 5: like my you know what I mean, Like I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's kind of cool. I think I've
Speaker 4: always wanted to like get away. You're right, I always
Speaker 4: wanted to get away with that. With that seemed like
Speaker 4: a perfect house. I don't think it's possible. It's not,
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Speaker 2: I'm back from New York. We're a little bit late.
Speaker 5: Uh, primarily because my PC just stopped like back then,
Speaker 5: Like my PC back home has been like I guess
Speaker 5: not the family PC, but people have been fucking with it.
Speaker 5: So there's a bunch of shit on there that I
Speaker 5: don't remember, and my equipment's kind of old. I ordered
Speaker 5: new parts, but it was just like it. I think
Speaker 5: they're getting there today, so I'll fix it next time
Speaker 5: I'm home. But I basically couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: I'm back now, crazy, your your cousins were taking bats
Speaker 4: to it. Yeah, they were just like fucking hey, look
Speaker 4: it's spite a man.
Speaker 5: Well dude, roadblocks was on it, and so I was like, mmm, oh,
Speaker 5: don't love that.
Speaker 4: Oh so they're probably talking to a bunch of like
Speaker 4: a fucking adults like you to get at them.
Speaker 5: And shit, there's probably there's probably a Chinese like like
Speaker 5: a damon in my computer right now, like just like
Speaker 5: kind of like fucking around. But anyway, it's I got
Speaker 5: old equipment there anyway, like I gotta I gotta up it.
Speaker 5: But I was in New York for like the past week,
Speaker 5: seeing the city, seeing family. It was an interesting time
Speaker 5: to be in New York City because right now the
Speaker 5: mayoral debate is happening, and it's just all everybody's talking about.
Speaker 5: The energy in the city is hysterical. By the way,
Speaker 5: it's awesome. I've never felt that, like, I always feel
Speaker 5: really happy when I'm in New York City, but like
Speaker 5: this past week was just like extra because everybody it
Speaker 5: felt like people would just talk ship about Andrew Cuomo unprovoked.
Speaker 5: I was in my taxi cab. I was in like
Speaker 5: because I take a I take a cab from Grand
Speaker 5: Central to the airport because it's just it's quicker than
Speaker 5: like transferring trains.
Speaker 2: And my cab driver on the way to the airport
Speaker 2: on the way back was like.
Speaker 4: Do you see do you see this?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: Mayor mayor race? And I'm like, yeah, I'm I've been
Speaker 5: paying attention this. He's well, he's he called Cuomo the
Speaker 5: f siller, but I'm not going to repeat it.
Speaker 1: But I was which one? What do you mean there's
Speaker 1: a few, There's only one, all right, you guys are
Speaker 1: not were the literature?
Speaker 2: What are the other ones?
Speaker 1: I don't I'd rather not say.
Speaker 2: Fugazi? Is that like a like a like an Italian one.
Speaker 1: I think fugazy does mean the same thing as it
Speaker 1: though I think I thought it meant like fake or something.
Speaker 1: I thought it meant like you're you're like dainty, like
Speaker 1: to like that. I thought I.
Speaker 5: Somehow didn't I somehow didn't grow up around enough Italians
Speaker 5: to know what Fugesi means.
Speaker 4: For sure, I'm becoming an expert. I'm on season two
Speaker 4: of The Sopranos.
Speaker 2: Dude, the Sopranos is becoming like.
Speaker 1: A weird That is the worst way to learn about Italians. Also, granted,
Speaker 1: that is terrible.
Speaker 4: Stress is that there's a scene where they specifically even
Speaker 4: throughout statistics. They're at the dinner table with the what
Speaker 4: the therapist, Yeah, and like she's talking to her like
Speaker 4: homies and stuff, and like somebody is specifically addressing like
Speaker 4: these fucking stereotypes. They're ruining the image of Italians, like
Speaker 4: this is only this person. I was like, this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I love how they make an effort to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is not us, all us please.
Speaker 5: I keep seeing Sopranos, like Sopranos just entering that stage
Speaker 5: that like that Breaking Bad has been in for a while,
Speaker 5: where like there's just all these edits yeah and all
Speaker 5: these like memes about it.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing so many.
Speaker 2: More of them now. For whatever reason, I don't know
Speaker 2: that it is.
Speaker 4: Max. I think it really uh it really helped it
Speaker 4: because even the same thing with because I think Dexter's
Speaker 4: on HBO now, right.
Speaker 1: I think, so it's on it's on something else.
Speaker 5: It's on something that's it's on something that's more accessible
Speaker 5: than whatever it was on before.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like Showtime or whatever.
Speaker 4: But yeah, okay, yeah, so okay, but like yeah, it's
Speaker 4: on a streaming platform and all the same deal. Because
Speaker 4: when Dexter was hot, there was a bunch of those
Speaker 4: old school style means with a lot of texted ship
Speaker 4: and vine was around and they're like that guy Doakes,
Speaker 4: surprise motherfucker. So people are doing all these different things.
Speaker 4: But now it's coming back, and I'm so happy because
Speaker 4: I always always love that theme song, always love Sergeant Doakes,
Speaker 4: and just seeing like it keeps getting me, like I'm
Speaker 4: watching something and then all of a sudden, here comes
Speaker 4: the edits of the music and something.
Speaker 1: Bothers me so much. Is that Doakes is just right,
Speaker 1: but he's like not right for the right reasons.
Speaker 4: I feel like he's right, he is, but he could
Speaker 4: have but Dexter could have just been a weird guy.
Speaker 4: He could have could have been guy, but he was
Speaker 4: Like it's it's like.
Speaker 5: Wait is it, like I've never seen wait, hold on
Speaker 5: I've never seen Dexter.
Speaker 4: I know nothing about it.
Speaker 5: I know that it's about a serial killer who kills
Speaker 5: bad people or whatever that whatever. But is it like,
Speaker 5: is it like a mister Crocker type situation? Yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 5: but not like mister because mister Crocker's always like, this
Speaker 5: kid has fucking fairies. You know, this kid has fairies.
Speaker 5: He's like, uh, and nobody believes him. Everybody thinks he's crazy.
Speaker 4: Jokes is jokes, He's not.
Speaker 1: I would because it's obviously it's that's it's a decent.
Speaker 4: Analogy, like as far as like, but it's not exact.
Speaker 4: It's more subtle, like he's like kind of like I'm
Speaker 4: onto you, you know, and you'll call him a fucking
Speaker 4: weirdo in his face and you know, like, but he's
Speaker 4: like he knows something's off because he has those intuitive
Speaker 4: he has those instincts, and then he you know, he
Speaker 4: figures it out.
Speaker 1: But I won't say anything other than that because.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I'm sure watching.
Speaker 4: Great fucking I love Season two is amazing.
Speaker 1: He's in one and season two are really good. Then
Speaker 1: it kind of gets stupid. It's one of those peaks
Speaker 1: and valleys peaks and valleys.
Speaker 5: But these sopranos means are great. Like for some reason,
Speaker 5: I'm always saying like they're always gamers. For some reason,
Speaker 5: You're always like, like, so Tony Soprano being like.
Speaker 2: Christopher, I'm trying, I don't know how to beat do
Speaker 2: you know how to beat Lord Eashan or whatever? And
Speaker 2: it's like, what is happening that this is the thing?
Speaker 1: Dude? I love I love how shiit his son is.
Speaker 1: I love how shit his son is, and I love
Speaker 1: he's ship and then he's like and then Tony tries
Speaker 1: to act like he wasn't also ship as a kid too,
Speaker 1: and it's like, you're just you. Tony Soprano is an
Speaker 1: instant character because like I think, like people like if
Speaker 1: people like him, and it's so obvious you should it.
Speaker 1: It's such like an obvious reason you shouldn't. But everyone
Speaker 1: is drawn to him, therapist, It's like, why are people
Speaker 1: drawn to this guy?
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's actually it's it's the same as a
Speaker 4: Walter Walter White in the same way that he's a villain. Uh,
Speaker 4: but you just they set it up in the way
Speaker 4: where his family just sucks and just getting them away.
Speaker 5: He's like he is the he's a protagonist, so you're
Speaker 5: just you kind of assume.
Speaker 2: This is not really true.
Speaker 5: But like a lot of people are like, oh, the
Speaker 5: protagonist is the good guys, Like, it's not necessarily to
Speaker 5: the protagonist is like the main character is the focus.
Speaker 5: And so like a lot of people mistake that, I
Speaker 5: think for like, oh, he's a good guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you go into it knowing that these people
Speaker 4: are gonna be doing bad shit. So it wasn't like
Speaker 4: it's necessarily oh, he'll turn like you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: But you like that. That's why you watch it. You
Speaker 4: want to watch it.
Speaker 2: You want to see Walt blow up a guy.
Speaker 5: You know, like you don't you know what, like if
Speaker 5: what was just sitting there being like, okay, gus kill
Speaker 5: my kids.
Speaker 4: I guess like just yes, stop stop stop dad.
Speaker 5: But dude, the reason this is all coming up the
Speaker 5: mayoral debates. It's in New York City. There's a mayoral
Speaker 5: debate right now. There's a mayoral race between uh no,
Speaker 5: not Chris Cuomo, what Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 2: I couln't even remember. I can't even tell the two
Speaker 2: of them before.
Speaker 1: Now they both suck.
Speaker 5: They're both Mario Clomo sucked also, but probably the worst.
Speaker 5: But but yeah, I mean he he made two more
Speaker 5: of him. It's like that's way worse. But so Andrew Cuomo,
Speaker 5: who like was like a disgraced governor. He resigned after
Speaker 5: like all sorts of crazy ship uh Zoron Mamdani and
Speaker 5: this this other, this Republican candidate. I don't know if
Speaker 5: you've seen any of this guy Derek, because he might
Speaker 5: be like more of like a local. The way the
Speaker 5: way I hear about it is like he's more of
Speaker 5: a local guy. I've only seen him on the stage,
Speaker 5: but he's in. He's in the debates. Curtis Leeway's there,
Speaker 5: the Republican guy. He's part of the Hell's Angels back
Speaker 5: in like the eighties or whatever. He has this crazy
Speaker 5: he has these crazy stories about being shot like six
Speaker 5: times in the back of a cab and like all
Speaker 5: this crazy stuff. It is watching these debates has been
Speaker 5: so thoroughly entertaining it's insane.
Speaker 4: He was the one that there's that viral clip of
Speaker 4: him talking about Mom Donnie glazing him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I like him, Like he's wrong for the city.
Speaker 5: He's got like a bunch of bad policies or whatever.
Speaker 5: But like I he's one of those guys, is like, I,
Speaker 5: you're You're an actual guy, Like I believe you. You
Speaker 5: know when you when you when you say you've lived
Speaker 5: here and you care. But like Andrew, every debate is
Speaker 5: just both of them basically dog piling Andrew.
Speaker 4: It's like that.
Speaker 5: It's like that that that meme of Vegeta pulling out
Speaker 5: the phone when he's on the ground, like they jumped me.
Speaker 5: It is they every it seems like they're both against him.
Speaker 5: And I'm pretty sure that Republican is in the race
Speaker 5: purely to split votes away from Andrew Cuomo because he
Speaker 5: hates him so much, Like that's my that's my words.
Speaker 5: Like it because he knows he doesn't have any he knows,
Speaker 5: he knows he's not going to wear fucking Republican gonna
Speaker 5: come on.
Speaker 4: But dude, even he was.
Speaker 5: Like, but even he was saying, like I've been offered
Speaker 5: like millions to drop out of the race. I'm not
Speaker 5: dropping out. You billionaires can kiss my ass all this stuff,
Speaker 5: which I don't doubt at all, Like I totally, I
Speaker 5: totally believe that happened, of course, But the clips of
Speaker 5: that guy are megafun Like he's like Andrew Cuomo, slapping
Speaker 5: fannies and killing grannies, all.
Speaker 4: This Andrew Cuomo, who's a fucking homo. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 2: But you know he's gay, right, you know he's gay.
Speaker 2: We all know he's gay, which is bad for him.
Speaker 1: Not for everybody else.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Quiz, he's a fake, Quiz.
Speaker 5: I don't care if you're gay, but I care if
Speaker 5: he's gay. If that he's yeah, if he's gay, I
Speaker 5: hate him. If he's straight, I hate him.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I hate him.
Speaker 1: I just hate him.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: It's so spiteful.
Speaker 5: But dude, like the energy in New York City is
Speaker 5: awesome because it's just like everybody's just like, oh, he's
Speaker 5: definitely gonna win. I think it's pretty It's an open
Speaker 5: shutcase unless something happens.
Speaker 4: Something really I.
Speaker 2: Feel like you'd have to kill one of these.
Speaker 4: People, which everybody's kind of holding their breath.
Speaker 5: That doesn't happen, yeah, because I feel like it's not
Speaker 5: even that unlikely.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: If it happens, do you think there's gonna be a A
Speaker 4: A proper response, like there a spark they're damn.
Speaker 5: I think maybe in New York City. I don't know
Speaker 5: about other places. Yeah, but agree with that.
Speaker 2: I think it would be a massive deal of Zoramum.
Speaker 4: I would be very upset if New York City didn't
Speaker 4: do something. Yeah, I would fly back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm debating going back November, like second, just
Speaker 1: to spend like a week back home.
Speaker 4: Because you'll be there for you'd be there for the results.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like it might be it might like
Speaker 1: that might be the time to be like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: might be worth like going back and like just partying
Speaker 1: in New York for a week and then coming back
Speaker 1: to California. Should they encase him in like resin to
Speaker 1: make sure just cover him? But I know, but I
Speaker 1: think he'll actually like genuinely need like protection, Like you
Speaker 1: should have his own popmobile. That'd be badass.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, the Zoron that sounds fire. Got So they
Speaker 4: were the most recent debate they were on.
Speaker 5: They had like a cross examination section or whatever, and
Speaker 5: I can't remember what everybody else's was, but Zoron came
Speaker 5: up and he was like, hey, Andrew Cuomo, you like, uh,
Speaker 5: you have like thirteen women who credibly accuse you of
Speaker 5: sexual harassment, you like sued for their gynecological records. You
Speaker 5: slap them with like legal suits so they can't talk.
Speaker 5: One of those people is in the audience right now.
Speaker 5: What do you, uh, what do you say to these
Speaker 5: what do you say to these people? I just remember
Speaker 5: being like, that is.
Speaker 1: Fucked.
Speaker 2: That is like, it's so dirty. I think Trump did that,
Speaker 2: by the way, I think that.
Speaker 1: Trump did that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Hillary Bill Clinton was in the audience, and
Speaker 4: then they brought some of his accusers, and I thought
Speaker 4: that was fucking. That was pretty good, tough.
Speaker 5: It's smart, it's smart, and he's just dude, I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: he's just been cooking these guys. And Andrew Cuomo is
Speaker 5: like a freak. He doesn't know how to handle any
Speaker 5: of this. He's clearly just not Nobody likes him. He's
Speaker 5: so unwanted. It's so clear that even Trump was asked
Speaker 5: about it and he was like, well, it looks like
Speaker 5: New York's gonna have a communist mayor.
Speaker 2: It's because it's not looking good for Cuomo. I think
Speaker 2: he's completely done. And it's like even he's just like
Speaker 2: he's cooked. He can see, but he ran so he
Speaker 2: ran this ai Ad. I don't know if you guys,
Speaker 2: did you see this?
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: Wise like a terrorist in it or something.
Speaker 5: So he's basically talking about like how all crime is
Speaker 5: gonna go crazy under his aorn and it starts with
Speaker 5: him by eating rice with his hands, running up to
Speaker 5: the camera.
Speaker 2: It's all ai he's he's.
Speaker 5: This, and then like it shows like a black guy
Speaker 5: in like a convenience store with a mask, robbing like
Speaker 5: a convenience store. It shows like an Arab guy burning
Speaker 5: an American flag at a pro Palestine protest.
Speaker 4: It shows just all this crazy.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 2: I can find it so you can see it. You
Speaker 2: don't even need to hear what they're saying.
Speaker 5: You like, watch it on mute's like in a Cuomo cuomo.
Speaker 2: Ai ad And then he deleted it immediately because he
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, but this is racist.
Speaker 1: I felt God.
Speaker 5: But what's hilarious about is, like, dude, you're in New
Speaker 5: York City. There's so many the fact that you need
Speaker 5: an ai there's so many like film videographer, like actors,
Speaker 5: like artists around you at any given moment, and you
Speaker 5: can't get any of them because none of them would
Speaker 5: make this, so you had to get a.
Speaker 4: Computer to do it.
Speaker 5: It's all very funny to me because like I don't
Speaker 5: know who he's, like, what is even.
Speaker 2: He's like pretending to be in the race. Basically, it
Speaker 2: just feels ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But here it is.
Speaker 2: It's in Uh, it's in the it's in the chat.
Speaker 5: I encourage everybody to look this up because it is
Speaker 5: so crazy.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 4: Donnie said something interesting where he was like, they're investing
Speaker 4: more money in Cuomo and and and gang than them
Speaker 4: to be taxed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said that on He said that on Flagrant
Speaker 2: He did say that. It was talking to Andrew.
Speaker 5: Schultz and he was like, dude, he's paying he's paying
Speaker 5: more to run ads against me. Then I wouldn't even
Speaker 5: tax him. He's like, I don't even want that much.
Speaker 5: And I've never I think I knew this inherently, but
Speaker 5: like I've never heard somebody say it so succinctly or
Speaker 5: it's just like that is.
Speaker 4: Crazy insane, that that's that's a great, great thing to
Speaker 4: focus on.
Speaker 5: He's this that rice actually made me hungry, like when
Speaker 5: he first was eating the rice, because it was like
Speaker 5: a nice big bull.
Speaker 1: I can use some rice right now, dude, I want
Speaker 1: a chicken over rice.
Speaker 5: So that right, that rice thing is that rice thing
Speaker 5: is interesting. That the whole like the response to the
Speaker 5: rice thing. Look, I didn't I didn't grow up eating
Speaker 5: rice with my hands. I feel like it's a little strange,
Speaker 5: but like I mean, it's not.
Speaker 1: Like I mean kill different.
Speaker 4: It's not even the way I saw the all the
Speaker 4: arguments that these racist pieces of ship were. We're saying like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's so unclean. It's this is that you know. They're
Speaker 4: being like, oh, it's like it's primitive, like you don't
Speaker 4: have utensels. And I was just thinking and the first
Speaker 4: thing I thought of in my brain, like I literally
Speaker 4: wanted to like f slur to this one person because
Speaker 4: I was so mad that I'm like, all right, bitch,
Speaker 4: I better never catch you eating ribs with your fucking hands,
Speaker 4: you dumb piece of Shitum motherfucker. I see.
Speaker 5: I did see people like try to post like Trump
Speaker 5: eating pizzas, and OU guess it's like ribs are a
Speaker 5: dumb that's something that is messy that you eat your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, buttered popcorn. There's fucking butter all over your goddamn fingers.
Speaker 4: You got a Cheetos, You get all this fucking bullshit
Speaker 4: on your hands, like stuff that is gonna stain your
Speaker 4: hands where it would be better technically to use a
Speaker 4: spoon or some shit. Now fuck that, like I can
Speaker 4: wash my hands afterwards. Who gives a ship? Oh yeah, Like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is so crazy.
Speaker 5: There's like a scene with like a like a like
Speaker 5: a like a black or like kind of like Afro
Speaker 5: Latino pimp in like a in like a crazy coat,
Speaker 5: and he like opens the door.
Speaker 4: To a van.
Speaker 5: There's just a bunch of like vulnerable like white women
Speaker 5: just like clearly being trafficked.
Speaker 4: It is it is racist.
Speaker 2: It is next level stuff.
Speaker 4: But that's where I mean he wanted.
Speaker 5: There's my favorite, my favorite part, I'm sorry, my favorite
Speaker 5: part of this is at like a minute and thirty
Speaker 5: seconds a minute and thirty eight seconds in where like
Speaker 5: for some reason, a woman, an old woman is driving
Speaker 5: drunk and that's gonna be everywhere under zorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Immediately afterwards, there's an Ai Arab who says globalized the
Speaker 5: in da but it's Ai, so they don't know how
Speaker 5: to say intifada, so it's like it's mispronounced.
Speaker 4: It is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's sick. Oh man, that's so is the in.
Speaker 4: That's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's insane. He's he's just he's so detached. He was
Speaker 1: talking about rend is like, how much were you paying
Speaker 1: for a rent? I paid seven thousand, two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for rent. This guy has an apartment that should be
Speaker 1: for poor people, and I'm like, poor people he has.
Speaker 5: He pays twenty three hundred dollar for rent. That's for
Speaker 5: that's a poor person. That's stealing rent away from poor person.
Speaker 5: It's like, motherfucker, poor person.
Speaker 4: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Seven dollars rent a month?
Speaker 4: We got we got a twenty four hundred a month
Speaker 4: over here, you know. And I damn would not be
Speaker 4: doing that if we didn't have two incomes. You feel
Speaker 4: me like like no, no thanks man, Like that is yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd rather not. I would rather you know what I'm like.
Speaker 4: But whatever, we're doing it. We're in California. I think
Speaker 4: about that more and more every day that I just
Speaker 4: I start. I stumbled upon there's a YouTuber named Rob
Speaker 4: Words and he's like a I don't know if he's
Speaker 4: like a linguist or whatever the fuck uh, And he's
Speaker 4: friends with this other YouTuber that just recommended. He was
Speaker 4: a guy that lived in somewhere in the East Coast
Speaker 4: and then thirteen years ago he moved to the UK
Speaker 4: and he just makes content just doing comparisons, and I
Speaker 4: watched like maybe three of his videos and it's just
Speaker 4: it's just making me so upset there where. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to watch this guy's videos anymore because
Speaker 4: it's just always like he's not trying to rub it in,
Speaker 4: he's just being like, oh, yeah, these are the differences,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, just like he's I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Know they have their they have their own litany of
Speaker 1: problems over there too. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: He says, but he's like, and this is the thing,
Speaker 4: is like I want you to know that this doesn't
Speaker 4: mean this is a fucking utopia. It's just comparatively, the
Speaker 4: problems are infinitely smaller and not as crazy comparatively, because
Speaker 4: it's like the biggest things like, hey, you're gonna have
Speaker 4: a lot of vacations, you're gonna have paternity leave, you know,
Speaker 4: you're gonna have fucking wakable cities, You're gonna have this
Speaker 4: is this like and options if you don't want a
Speaker 4: wakable city.
Speaker 1: You can live in a rural area and have a
Speaker 1: fucking car too.
Speaker 4: Like he's just like doing all this stuff, and I'm
Speaker 4: like just just counting all the dumb shit that they say,
Speaker 4: especially when people say, oh, their universal healthcare you have
Speaker 4: to wait for forever, And I was like, pussy, you
Speaker 4: have to wait for forever. Here what he was talking about, Like,
Speaker 4: what do you do? You still wait?
Speaker 5: Like a lot of it's it's funny that a lot
Speaker 5: of the problems that people talk about other systems or
Speaker 5: other ways of doing things are problems that exist now.
Speaker 5: Like there's like, uh, what is it? There was like
Speaker 5: that that that cartoon. I can't remember who the fuck
Speaker 5: it was, like some conservative dude he drew. It was
Speaker 5: like a nine to eleven comic. Do you remember case
Speaker 5: Did you see this where it was like the it
Speaker 5: was like the the building and it had like NYC
Speaker 5: written on it, because every political cartoon needs to be labeled,
Speaker 5: like fucking Nascar.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, but.
Speaker 2: NYC on a building.
Speaker 5: And then it was a red plane with on zoron
Speaker 5: stuff on it and it's says socialism and it's like
Speaker 5: flying into the towers and it's like that happened under what.
Speaker 4: We have that actually did happen under.
Speaker 5: Not socialism, which by the way, it's not even really socialism.
Speaker 5: What's happening By the way, in New York if you
Speaker 5: know anything about like any of these things, it's like,
Speaker 5: it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally populous. It's it's literally populars stuff. That's it.
Speaker 4: It's it's four people, it's the dumbest, it's it's actually
Speaker 4: how things used to be to some extent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the time, in the time.
Speaker 5: Where people are talking about reverting to it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: we we got to go back to like, you know,
Speaker 5: this era when things were great. It's like, oh, you
Speaker 5: mean when like the tax rate was like ninety something
Speaker 5: percent on corporate and it's that yeah, oh yeah, I agree,
Speaker 5: Like it's it's crazy and it's not even that extreme.
Speaker 2: By the way, what's going to happen in New York City?
Speaker 1: But we'll see.
Speaker 5: I think I think he's gonna win. I hope he wins.
Speaker 5: Just look, I don't I don't know much about it.
Speaker 5: I haven't looked done like a deep dive, and I'm
Speaker 5: sure like he's a politician, so like it's always like,
Speaker 5: you know, arm's length at a distance kind of deal.
Speaker 5: But I like, I like what I'm saying, and it's
Speaker 5: looking like he's he's gonna win.
Speaker 4: It would be crazy see what heel like, Uh, there's
Speaker 4: the strokes. Victim's name, I forgot his name, a fettermanan
Speaker 4: where that guy just you know he he won by
Speaker 4: being a progressive. Yeah. And then and then he had
Speaker 4: a stroke. He did have a stroke. But it made
Speaker 4: me think, actually, because he's bald, had a stroke. And
Speaker 4: I was like, did Joe Rogan have a stroke too?
Speaker 2: You think, oh, because because he know what?
Speaker 1: You know what I think happened to Joe Rogan. I
Speaker 1: think generally Joe Rogan got can't try to get on.
Speaker 1: They tried to cance him for the N word, the
Speaker 1: N word, freaking doc and I think that literally pushed
Speaker 1: him away a lot, running to the right. But he apologized.
Speaker 1: You think he would have just like I think he
Speaker 1: would apologize at the time to keep the ground stable.
Speaker 4: You know what's weird.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, you know what, Joe, I
Speaker 1: like seeing the N word to come on and they
Speaker 1: got him.
Speaker 4: It's so weird because he didn't even have to fucking
Speaker 4: apologize That's the weird thing.
Speaker 1: That made it crazy for me because it was all
Speaker 1: in context. Literally, they were all in context.
Speaker 4: He wasn't like there was only one thing. There was
Speaker 4: a joke being made about I forgot where he was
Speaker 4: and that they went to like into the inner city
Speaker 4: to see a movie, and then he said something like
Speaker 4: it was like Planet of the Apes, and I was like,
Speaker 4: that was fucking racist. That was like one of his
Speaker 4: first episodes. And I'm like, okay, that's that's a racist joke.
Speaker 4: Sure you can apologize for that. But like everything else,
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, whatever, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Never never trip. I tripled down, actually tripled down. I
Speaker 1: just say more racist stuff.
Speaker 4: Actually said you should. You should be a guest on
Speaker 4: Nick Flint as the show.
Speaker 1: He'd love. It would be a really it'd be really
Speaker 1: interesting because we might make each other laugh, and I
Speaker 1: think that'll make me really sad.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. You would start off being like, man, fuck
Speaker 4: this guy, and at the end you're like, man, this
Speaker 4: guy's fucking funny. Dude, he.
Speaker 1: Is subject God damn.
Speaker 4: It's just like, can you stop being because I don't
Speaker 4: even I have I don't I don't know if he
Speaker 4: I don't know if his racism is pure This is
Speaker 4: maybe crazy to say, I don't know if his racism
Speaker 4: is purely authentic, because sometimes he says things where I'm like, you,
Speaker 4: racists usually aren't that calculated.
Speaker 1: The Usually I think it's it's it was performative for
Speaker 1: a period of time until it's proper.
Speaker 5: It's like, it's like he's kind of an inconsistent person
Speaker 5: though it's I know what you're saying. Yes, Like sometimes
Speaker 5: I'll hear him say shit, it's like I think that
Speaker 5: exact thing, and then he'll launch off into some crazy
Speaker 5: like you and then and then he'll be like jd
Speaker 5: Vance married a Jeet And I'm like, did you see?
Speaker 5: First of all, I'm straight up never heard that word
Speaker 5: before in my life until I heard him say.
Speaker 1: You're not on internet enough? Unfortunately, Well no, I try.
Speaker 2: I specifically try not to be.
Speaker 1: But that's a new one.
Speaker 4: But it's funny that I completely understand it, you know,
Speaker 4: like you're like, oh, yeah, I know what that's fucked up.
Speaker 5: From his perspective. Yeah, I guess I saw an article.
Speaker 5: Uh fuck.
Speaker 4: I wish I knew the outlet so I could say
Speaker 4: that that she was thinking about divorcing JD Vance and
Speaker 4: I I just remember that right now because I wanted
Speaker 4: to look into it, and then I just I just
Speaker 4: forgot about it because I was like, why now, Like
Speaker 4: why not fucking forever ago?
Speaker 1: You know, right out the power right out that power, bro. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that strength a little bit make it better for Indian
Speaker 1: people in general. And then dip on him. What's the
Speaker 1: what's the fucking goblin been up to? Uh?
Speaker 4: The Ramaswami. I haven't heard from him. He's gone.
Speaker 1: He's just I don't know if they like taking loads
Speaker 1: to the back of the head over and over again.
Speaker 5: I genuinely do not know what happened to that guy.
Speaker 5: Is that just sort of like he got kicked out.
Speaker 5: He got kicked out after the whole the visa thing
Speaker 5: when he was kidding out, well, I mean of the administrator,
Speaker 5: not like deported.
Speaker 4: I mean like that would be so great creation. He
Speaker 4: was doged for a while, not doge what is it called?
Speaker 4: He was cod Yeah it was.
Speaker 5: But he said something about how like American workers are lazy.
Speaker 4: It was like the h one b.
Speaker 5: It was something like it was something about that. I
Speaker 5: can't remember if the audience couldn't like fact check us.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that's what it was. And then everybody
Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck you're calling Americans lazy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I mean, obviously, what are you talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I thought we were proud of that shit on some level.
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, like I don't know, I'm not
Speaker 4: reading that book. Not reading a gay book, dude. There's
Speaker 4: a I think it's a YouTube name like Simon toast
Speaker 4: Ken or something. Yeah, and Jojo sent me one of
Speaker 4: his community posts because he was talking about his testosterone
Speaker 4: levels and she was like, oh, it's crazy. Look what
Speaker 4: this guy went through. Something that you went through, and
Speaker 4: it was paragraphs and I just told I'm not reading
Speaker 4: all that shit. What the fuck? And I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: if you read it, if you read it, just gave
Speaker 4: me the gist of it. Like I saw his numbers.
Speaker 4: I saw that part, and I'm like, okay, so he
Speaker 4: went from here to hear and he's like forty. So
Speaker 4: he thinks that he was naturally dipping hard, but I
Speaker 4: don't know. He seemed like he was way lower than
Speaker 4: you should be. So I'm like whatever, anyway, he's juicing,
Speaker 4: he's fucking good now. And I'm like this is the standard.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: People need to get their fucking hormone levels checked and
Speaker 4: be healthy, because I should.
Speaker 1: If you if you juice, if you juice and you stop,
Speaker 1: do you just get fucked automatically or so there's a
Speaker 1: couple of things you can do.
Speaker 4: I actually need to make a follow up video because
Speaker 4: I made a video on a main channel because I
Speaker 4: want to help people with that. And one thing that
Speaker 4: I did, I should have done. If you don't want
Speaker 4: to be fucked when you stop, one thing you should take.
Speaker 1: It's called hCG.
Speaker 4: hCG will keep your your test, your your test test,
Speaker 4: your testicles working properly. So mine were completely shut down
Speaker 4: because I replaced test. Once you replace testoschrom, there's no
Speaker 4: need to make anymore right because if you're getting it
Speaker 4: from an outside source, so then you have to wake
Speaker 4: your system back up when you go off of it. Now,
Speaker 4: I'm taking something to help me, but something that will
Speaker 4: help you way better and keep your shit online and
Speaker 4: keep you fertile is hCG. So you have to remember that.
Speaker 4: And that's the one thing I didn't take. I thought
Speaker 4: about taking it when I was in Vegas. I bought
Speaker 4: it and then I was just like fuck it whatever.
Speaker 4: I don't need it right now, and I didn't do
Speaker 4: it this time around, and that fucked me because when
Speaker 4: I just got my blood test a week ago or something,
Speaker 4: the spectrum is anywhere from like three hundred to one
Speaker 4: thousand nanogas per DESCO leader dude, I was at one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty one hundred and fifty nine grams. I
Speaker 4: it has been a struggle, let me tell you, for
Speaker 4: these past couple weeks or so or something to even
Speaker 4: do anything. It's a miracle that I've been like doing
Speaker 4: anything because it's one hundred and fifty is like Grandpa
Speaker 4: levels where you're like fucked, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But anyway, it is. There's many different ways to take it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: You can do a SubQ injecting your fat. There are
Speaker 4: pills that if you just want to it's called encoma fine,
Speaker 4: if you don't want to inject, this will trick your
Speaker 4: system into just producing more testochial natural. But yeah, everyone
Speaker 4: to get their levels check just to make sure they're good.
Speaker 4: Women going through menopause. Your fucking estrogen is shot. You
Speaker 4: need to get your homemones regulated and you won't have
Speaker 4: all those hot flashes and go crazy and ship crazy like.
Speaker 4: People just don't know about this because the doctors don't
Speaker 4: fucking get their hormones checked.
Speaker 2: See, my testicles are green.
Speaker 1: I how can you see them? Sir?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I looked down at them?
Speaker 4: So your sack is green? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the entire thing.
Speaker 1: You know, they're they're so green that they shine through.
Speaker 1: If I take this alien like glow.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 5: If I take the skin and I put a flashlight
Speaker 5: through it, even if the light is yellow, the it.
Speaker 2: Shines through green.
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 4: Yeah? He Kingston, who's the villain in Superman? Who's the
Speaker 4: villain in Superman?
Speaker 1: It's green? Balls a green?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's okay that legitimately, you look down
Speaker 4: to go take you're go take a shower, you get naked.
Speaker 1: Your balls are fucking bright green? What do you do?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Waited out? I'm a dip them in. Nice.
Speaker 4: You waited out the.
Speaker 2: Masculine urge to wait things out.
Speaker 4: I got two weeks. I'm a two week guy. I'm
Speaker 4: just like, if it's still here in two weeks, all right.
Speaker 1: Whenever, whenever I have ball pain, I wait for two
Speaker 1: weeks until I go to the doctor and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: how my ball's looking. And every time they're like, first
Speaker 1: of all, they grew back. Second of all, you gotta
Speaker 1: get them removed again.
Speaker 5: I eat donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and my
Speaker 5: my vision gets spotty. I'm gonna give it a couple
Speaker 5: more years before.
Speaker 1: Just donuts and it's like the caked ones too. It's
Speaker 1: just all sugar scarfing me.
Speaker 4: It is all Krispy Kreme glaze. Do you think men
Speaker 4: would be like this if we had universal health care? No?
Speaker 5: Right, I have a implicitly made this conscious choice because
Speaker 5: I don't want to spend egregious amounts of money.
Speaker 1: Universal healthcare would have culturally changed to humanity so much.
Speaker 1: If it came out like when it should have been
Speaker 1: a thing, like in the twenties. Culturally right now, THEO
Speaker 1: would be so different. But then it'd be probably be shiit.
Speaker 1: People that's still alive too, Oh they might not be
Speaker 1: as shit.
Speaker 2: They would be better because they would have benefited the well.
Speaker 4: Speaking of on the surge of health, I just wanted
Speaker 4: to bring up a tweet real fast before we move on. Okay,
Speaker 4: Rob Schneider is.
Speaker 1: One of the people alive.
Speaker 5: Holy fuck dude, I was, yeah, I replied to it.
Speaker 5: I was like just all I I was just love
Speaker 5: maw and then I just I left and.
Speaker 1: Then you went it.
Speaker 4: But I got to read the tweet for anybody it
Speaker 4: hasn't ever read it?
Speaker 5: Please, why this is Rob Schneider, the real Rob Schneider
Speaker 5: from every Adam Sandler film.
Speaker 4: I did check to make sure it was actually him,
Speaker 4: because I was like, this is too stupid.
Speaker 2: And that's what I've I was like, this must be satire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so FYI.
Speaker 4: There were no children's hospital hospitals when I was a
Speaker 4: kid because kids weren't sick.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: What do you even say to that?
Speaker 4: Of course there's a community, no like, of course there
Speaker 4: are children hospitals and fucking in the fucking nineteenth century,
Speaker 4: like what you would you even talk of? Of course
Speaker 4: there's children hospitals. Kids are some of the sickest humans
Speaker 4: because their immune system sucks. Infant mortality was fucking school
Speaker 4: skyrocketed back in the day until recently, like I can't
Speaker 4: it is so layered in stupidity, it's like, holy shit.
Speaker 5: This is this is This reminds me of like pan
Speaker 5: analogy stuff where it's like, look, I don't know if
Speaker 5: pan analogies have always been around her, if they were
Speaker 5: like a product of cameras.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: All I'm saying is it's like the idea that oh,
Speaker 5: they just came up out of nowhere, as opposed to
Speaker 5: you look back in the records and you see people
Speaker 5: actively talk about historical like like instances in history and
Speaker 5: like the eighteen hundreds where somebody just dies out of nowhere,
Speaker 5: or like a baby just dies and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: must have been the devil. And you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: like clearly, just it's so fucking funny. First of all,
Speaker 5: children's hospitals have been around for like I think one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty years in pretty yeah, nineteenth century. I'm
Speaker 5: certain they date back to the eighteen hundreds. I don't
Speaker 5: know when exactly, but like I no, no, that's.
Speaker 1: Right, probably longer, probably probably longer than I mean it.
Speaker 4: Probably longer, maybe even in different areas. I specifically containing
Speaker 4: to like being in the United States historically in no
Speaker 4: even eighteen like so in the nineteenth century there was like.
Speaker 1: Say nineteenth century side yeah, yeh, that's.
Speaker 4: Stupid, right, But it makes sense because the first century
Speaker 4: is that year one hundred, So that's why it's there's
Speaker 4: a fucking that stupid confusing thing. The first century isn't
Speaker 4: at year zero or whatever, so it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 4: work that way anyway.
Speaker 1: What the woait?
Speaker 4: Or is it the opposite? Am I retarded? Don't don't
Speaker 4: listen to me strike that from the edit?
Speaker 5: No, but no, dude, I saw that, and I was
Speaker 5: it's crazy because these they believe it, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean. Like, it's just like it's just like some
Speaker 5: people in the audience might know this if they're if
Speaker 5: they're dual listeners to some of the some of the
Speaker 5: stuff that I do. Colin was on this dude, this
Speaker 5: dude smashed JT. He's like a grifter, kind of like
Speaker 5: everything's woke kind of kind of guy, and he makes
Speaker 5: all this content. He was talking about how like, oh,
Speaker 5: they're lying about ghost of Yota's sales numbers to make
Speaker 5: it seem cool for like internet Brownie points or whatever like,
Speaker 5: and Colin was like, I guess how that works. And
Speaker 5: he went on and he was talking to this guy
Speaker 5: like basically like schooling him, like, no, this is not
Speaker 5: how the industry, This is not how anything works, and
Speaker 5: you can watch in real time. You can watch Colin
Speaker 5: understand or learn that he's talking to it just like
Speaker 5: a mentally disabled person, like you learn. You see him
Speaker 5: learn it. And it's like this Rob Schneider post is
Speaker 5: exactly the same words. It's like, you're so it's so
Speaker 5: shocking that people are as stupid as they are, because
Speaker 5: you realize I used to think like either people were
Speaker 5: playing jokes, and I think that's probably true for a
Speaker 5: lot of people, right, there's a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Like playing dumb.
Speaker 5: But you meet certain people and you run into certain people,
Speaker 5: you hear certain people talk, and you tell you can
Speaker 5: tell earnestly, like oh you earnestly, don't think like you
Speaker 5: haven't thought. You're like an autopilot. It's like the people
Speaker 5: who know how to read sentences but don't know how
Speaker 5: to interpret them. Where it's like it's like that kind
Speaker 5: of thing going on, right, And so I read this,
Speaker 5: I was like this must be satire, and then I
Speaker 5: read it, I was like, oh, knowing everything I know
Speaker 5: about Rob Schneider in his adult life.
Speaker 2: It's's like, no, okay, yeah, you are just not smart.
Speaker 4: Apparently he's the king of community notes. I saw some
Speaker 4: people talking about that because I know I've seen some
Speaker 4: of his shit before I saw him. I don't know
Speaker 4: if he had his own podcast or if he was
Speaker 4: on a guest but it was like a nice STU video.
Speaker 4: It was a nice setup, so there was definitely money
Speaker 4: put into it. And yeah, he was just rattling off
Speaker 4: complete nonsense that it does sound like it almost is
Speaker 4: like fuck, he's a comedian. Is he playing like the
Speaker 4: world stupidest person? But like, no, apparently he's not. And
Speaker 4: his daughter like hates him. Yeah, it makes sense. Remember
Speaker 4: what's his daughter's name of Ellie King? And the band,
Speaker 4: the band Ellie King or whatever? Right, would you just
Speaker 4: say from Sleeter Kinley? Right?
Speaker 1: Is she want to? Isn't she one of the No,
Speaker 1: that's the same, Say what you said, she's from Sleeter
Speaker 1: Kinley the rock band, But no she's not.
Speaker 4: No, it's called like Ellie King or something.
Speaker 2: Her name is just El King. It's just El Yeah,
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you remember that Ex's and No song, Remember that
Speaker 4: well back in like twenty fourteen point fifteen, something like
Speaker 4: that good song.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I don't know any of their other stuff, Sleeter Kenny.
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of that fucking.
Speaker 1: One of the people that's in Parks are Wreck.
Speaker 5: What I don't think I've never seen and rec Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't. I only know, Uh, you're white, you're a
Speaker 5: white person.
Speaker 4: I know that one guy that was gay on The
Speaker 4: Last of Us was was on Parks and rec.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Nick Offerman, Yeah, there we go. And then
Speaker 2: so is Chris obviously the Chris Pratt. Yeah, that's where
Speaker 2: a plaza. I know that name, the Parks of Wreck.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I didn't see it either. I saw clips of it.
Speaker 4: I don't watch a lot of super American dry humor,
Speaker 4: like doesn't hit that hard for me. Is as much
Speaker 4: as I like, I'll try to watch it and yeah,
Speaker 4: sometimes it's good. Like I saw somebody make a style
Speaker 4: of uh it was it was like that.
Speaker 1: It was like a skit, a sketch word. Someone comes
Speaker 1: in asking like is there a black person in the room?
Speaker 4: Black person in the room, and like, uh, and uh
Speaker 4: it was like it turns out he was looking for
Speaker 4: a black actual black person. It was a good it
Speaker 4: was a good it was a good joke. Like it
Speaker 4: was very dry, but it was very good. It's like
Speaker 4: the black person here, Yeah, there's a black person here,
Speaker 4: and then so it sounds like black person here, but
Speaker 4: a black purse in here, and there was actually a
Speaker 4: black woman and there still was like very uncomfortable and weird.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's funny, like that's it was
Speaker 4: dry and it was good and uh, you know.
Speaker 1: But I'm not a dry humor guy. But sometimes I
Speaker 1: mean now and then I get like a little bit
Speaker 1: of an itch.
Speaker 5: I like it, but it's Parson Retch just kind of
Speaker 5: felt like they're doing the Office again. And I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm right, it's a similar kind of show for sure.
Speaker 4: It's it's that's you know, it's I don't think any
Speaker 4: I don't think any of that stuff's bad. I just
Speaker 4: it's just like to be that would I would want
Speaker 4: to put that on if I'm not actually paying attention.
Speaker 4: I guess like this is like good background stuff for sure.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyway.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I mean that's that's really all that I
Speaker 5: think spin happening.
Speaker 2: Uh I I endorse. I guess the Communist Party.
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, so spooky spooky socialism. Trump he's not
Speaker 4: even a socialist, he's a communist. He was like saying
Speaker 4: it was straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's a Nobody knows the meaning of these words.
Speaker 1: Nothing like it.
Speaker 4: It's so sad, it's really bad, you pussy. We have
Speaker 4: so many socialist fucking systems in this country already. What
Speaker 4: the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 4: Do you want a fat bill? When you call the cops,
Speaker 4: you piece of shit? You fucking like they show up
Speaker 4: and they hand you a fucking one thousand dollars bills?
Speaker 4: That would you prefer? That?
Speaker 1: Would you like that? You bitch? Like? Fuck you?
Speaker 2: There's no connection being made at all. But yeah, I mean, uh, house,
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 4: Fuck. I'm not gonna call them because the bill's gonna
Speaker 4: be ten thousand dollars. I'm just gonna let my house
Speaker 4: burn down because it might be cheaper if I rebuild it.
Speaker 4: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's so crazy to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope he wins, and uh, I hope if
Speaker 5: he does what he's going to say he's gonna do
Speaker 5: that it works out good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just needs to be in the Iron Man suit
Speaker 1: the whole time, he'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If it doesn't, uh, you know, that'll that'll be
Speaker 2: that'll be what it is.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't like the idea of people being like so
Speaker 5: because I've seen that already where it's it's like, I
Speaker 5: get why people are excited.
Speaker 2: I am excited.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm really happy about the energy, but I'm already
Speaker 5: kind of seeing like this kind of call to personality
Speaker 5: kind of form.
Speaker 2: It's like, all right, no, let's let's let's.
Speaker 5: Be level headed here. I like the energy to push
Speaker 5: him through. But also, you know, I just think it's
Speaker 5: so cringe when people like express this deep this is deep,
Speaker 5: deep love for politicians, because you see it in the
Speaker 5: Trump campaign all the time, or like that that that area,
Speaker 5: and it's just like the fanaticism is crazy. I like
Speaker 5: what's happening in New York City, though, We'll see. I
Speaker 5: think I think I.
Speaker 1: Think you can enjoy a politician, right because I think
Speaker 1: when I was younger, I was a big fan of
Speaker 1: Barack Obama based on his charisma, let me be clear,
Speaker 1: let me be bomba trial, and then he and then
Speaker 1: he became president, and he lied about pretty much everything.
Speaker 5: Let me let me peel this, let me pick up
Speaker 5: this in Crisp and your Many Boy and peel his flesh.
Speaker 1: Let me let me much like a banana. Let me
Speaker 1: find this pel w w and eat him home.
Speaker 4: Charge you many, child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tastes like beef turkey a little browner.
Speaker 4: Though delicious. This uh flint water is absolutely scumptious.
Speaker 2: This flip the flint water was so flint water was
Speaker 2: like the most that was. That was I think the
Speaker 2: first time I had acknowledged like, oh, what is what
Speaker 2: is up with this guy? That was awesome, like damn
Speaker 2: delicious and bitch. In my memory, he's like, that's some
Speaker 2: good water. And then he throws it onto the ground.
Speaker 2: That's in my memory that way that you.
Speaker 4: See the fucking steam from the acid fucking like chewing
Speaker 4: through the fucking hardwood floor.
Speaker 2: It melts through the stage and.
Speaker 1: He's enduring it melting a little bit. Then he tightens
Speaker 1: back up.
Speaker 4: There's like a there's like a tear.
Speaker 2: There's a tear like strolling down his face.
Speaker 1: Like it's like the guy from from butt Head, the
Speaker 1: gym teacher when he gets kicked his nuts. Oh god,
Speaker 1: he fought his way through death. That's interesting.
Speaker 4: He's tough, but mama' stuff. Man, he's still around still
Speaker 4: uh talking to Mark Marin. Oh do you see uh
Speaker 4: Joe Ogan finally started talking ship. Oh yeah, because he
Speaker 4: because he got the OKA or something. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: Uh so he was talking to Brian Callen, his fucking,
Speaker 4: you know, alleged sexual assault deviant of a friend his cocksleeve. Yeah,
Speaker 4: do you remember when he did that? He dressed up
Speaker 4: in a cow suit and was getting whipped by Stephen Crowder?
Speaker 4: You do remember that?
Speaker 2: Dad is a crazy I whoat, Like I forgot all
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 5: I think I actually forgot about that the second I
Speaker 5: stopped looking at it, because like that that is a
Speaker 5: locked away memory. I was yeah, and he was like move.
Speaker 1: I was like, holy fuck do you were.
Speaker 4: You sell out your picture dictionary?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 4: That was crazy? But uh yeah, so we finally and
Speaker 4: Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan just can't fucking be reasonable at
Speaker 4: any point. Like just oh, Mark Maron's just jealous. He's
Speaker 4: just always been a jealous hater from from the beginning.
Speaker 4: He's his podcast started dipping in this and I'm like,
Speaker 4: is that all you really have? That's all you're gonna
Speaker 4: say about this shit? Like this guy's been saying valid
Speaker 4: throwing valid criticism your way.
Speaker 5: Saying Mark Maren is a jealous person is like a
Speaker 5: rapper going like, well, Eminem's white. Yeah, it's like Mark
Speaker 5: bron is all Mark bren is almost like so he's
Speaker 5: one of the most transparently jealous people, Like he admits this.
Speaker 5: He's like a very like he's like a very insecure,
Speaker 5: cure like jealous guy, Like he talks about that all
Speaker 5: the time. But there's a and when you see the
Speaker 5: criticisms that he's leveling against Joe Rogan, it's never like
Speaker 5: it's pretty substantive. It's not like these random like, oh
Speaker 5: I'm jealous.
Speaker 2: No, it's not like even if it did stem from that,
Speaker 2: it's valid criticism, right, But but he just kind of offloads.
Speaker 2: It's like, ah, he's jealous. I'll say anything.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, there's nothing legitimate at all, And yeah,
Speaker 4: like it's I think I think Mark Marrin is jealous
Speaker 4: in the way that I'm jealous that these absolute buffoons
Speaker 4: are at the top of the food chain when they
Speaker 4: absolutely don't deserve to be in the same way like
Speaker 4: say a pop star, even though like I enjoy a
Speaker 4: lot of pop music, I know these people have massive
Speaker 4: teams around them that make them pop stars. And then
Speaker 4: I see there's these amazing musicians that deserve so much more,
Speaker 4: that deserves so much more recognition because they're they're they're they're.
Speaker 5: D I y, you know, do these comedian why I
Speaker 5: have huh do these comedians have parents? I say, I
Speaker 5: say that only because, like I say that only because
Speaker 5: like I look at these people and the things that
Speaker 5: they're willing to do and say, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I care a little bit too much.
Speaker 5: About how my parents view me to debase myself in
Speaker 5: such a way, you know what I mean. Like, I'm
Speaker 5: just like I can't go out and just like make
Speaker 5: videos about how the homeland homeland security should be, you know,
Speaker 5: beating up old ladies in the street. Like I can't
Speaker 5: do that because I feel like I would be embarrassed. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I like, you know, but it feels like there's no shame.
Speaker 5: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4: There is no shame at a certain point. I think
Speaker 4: I think it's a good point. I think Joe Rogan
Speaker 4: he uh, his family's online and they seem kind of weird,
Speaker 4: so it probably there's I want to hear from his
Speaker 4: daughters because I'm like, yeah, yeah, I wonder likes, what
Speaker 4: are they like, are they like cool with all this
Speaker 4: or are they like fuck him, fuck him, or like
Speaker 4: some of Elon Musk's kids, or like fuck Elon.
Speaker 5: You know what if they look what if they look
Speaker 5: like exactly like Joe Rogan but with wigs, with wigs,
Speaker 5: it's like brock Less his daughter kind.
Speaker 1: Of a thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're crazier, even crazier, Like they're just there.
Speaker 1: They're five foot fucking one.
Speaker 4: It just like this is uh, they're fucking jacked their heads.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're five they're five one and about four ft wide,
Speaker 5: but in one direction?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: These are oblong and these are more like ovular as
Speaker 5: opposed to very aero dynamic, like a fucking bicycle helmet,
Speaker 5: like a cyclic. Yeah, I don't know, man, I think ye,
Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, because I saw Yeah, Andrew Charles
Speaker 5: was like, oh he went after him. He went after
Speaker 5: uh Marin and I think, uh Anthony, uh jessel Nick.
Speaker 5: Maybe Yeah, I want to say I always want to
Speaker 5: say Jelesnick for some reason, but that's I know jessel
Speaker 5: Nick because he did say it's like, oh, dude, like.
Speaker 1: He went after Andrew Santino. For sure.
Speaker 5: I know for sure he went after jessel Nick cause
Speaker 5: I did see a clip of him being like, oh,
Speaker 5: let me guess Anthony the baby as aides or whatever,
Speaker 5: you know, and he was like he was talking about
Speaker 5: how like.
Speaker 2: These these people aren't funny.
Speaker 5: They only they only know people only know these comedians
Speaker 5: about their opinions, from their opinions about comedy, not from
Speaker 5: their jokes. And it's funny because like Andrew Shalls, I
Speaker 5: only know as a podcaster, Like I've seen him do
Speaker 5: stand up and I thought it was fine, but like
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know a Santino or like I
Speaker 5: don't know a.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot his.
Speaker 2: Name already Schultz. I don't know a Shulz joke. I
Speaker 2: know Anthony deeslnick joke, Like I almost know Anthony Jeselink
Speaker 2: exclusively for his material as opposed to him as like
Speaker 2: a podcaster. Like it's such a weird. It's a weird
Speaker 2: thing for a podcaster.
Speaker 5: To say, yeah that, oh, people only know you for
Speaker 5: for like your opinions on comedy and not your jokes.
Speaker 2: It's like, brother, that's a lot of your fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's the vast majority. Because he got
Speaker 4: it wasn't like his stand it wasn't like, say, how
Speaker 4: oh uh Tom Segura working his way up with Your
Speaker 4: Mom's House podcast but also having big Netflix specials and
Speaker 4: having some big like side by side working in Tangent,
Speaker 4: where Andrew Schultz only started getting big gigs after Flagrant
Speaker 4: started taking off.
Speaker 1: And and I mean, I know I know Schultz from
Speaker 1: from a while back, from Guy Code. That's why I know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you recognized him. It's not like you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm such a fan of fucking Andrew. I thought it
Speaker 1: was funny. I know it was funny, but like it was,
Speaker 1: I wasn't like a fan of his yea, because.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of if you go back and
Speaker 4: watch a lot of those type of shows like MTVVH
Speaker 4: one or something, you're like, oh shit, I recognize that person.
Speaker 4: It was like when I'm watching Rain of Fire and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh shit, Gerard Butler, you know, like I
Speaker 4: was like, oh fuck, Like it's like that, yeah, and uh,
Speaker 4: It's it's pretty obvious that, yeah, they're podcasters there, that
Speaker 4: is their deal. I did watch Andrew Schultz's latest stand up.
Speaker 4: It was it was fine. I didn't I thought it
Speaker 4: was fine. I remember laughing a few times, but again
Speaker 4: no joke stood out like to your point, Chris, where I.
Speaker 5: Want to be clear, Like I do think like I've
Speaker 5: seen some of his material. I think it's funny, Like
Speaker 5: I think he's a good comedian. I think he's like
Speaker 5: pretty good. But like I just like to say that
Speaker 5: about Anthony Jesslink, who is actually he's like a classic
Speaker 5: like he'll write like classic like.
Speaker 2: Old school material. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's very very set up, punchline oriented. It's like it's
Speaker 5: not the same as like now, it's like a kind
Speaker 5: of like a lot of crowd work or a lot
Speaker 5: of like storytelling.
Speaker 2: It's very old school in that sense.
Speaker 5: So it's like it's just a weird opinion that by
Speaker 5: the way, I totally forgot this. We talked about Zoran
Speaker 5: Momdanni going on flagrant, oh yeah, yeah. Andrew Cuomo went
Speaker 5: on impulsive, which is I think logan Paul's that's logan Paul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I and even that there.
Speaker 5: May be people who are not in the know about
Speaker 5: this and why this is so funny, but you are
Speaker 5: running for the mayor of New York City, and Zuron
Speaker 5: went on, however you feel about it flagrant, which is
Speaker 5: probably the biggest New York that's a New York podcast.
Speaker 5: Cuomo goes on Logan Paul's podcast. Logan Paul is an
Speaker 5: Ohio born dude who moved to Los Angeles and then
Speaker 5: moved to Puerto Rico for the tax benefits.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is so funny to me, like just that fact,
Speaker 5: so out of time, let me let me go to
Speaker 5: let me go to the Los Angeles guys to make
Speaker 5: my case for New York, Like what the fuck? Nobody cares.
Speaker 5: Nobody in New York gives a shit about Logan Paul
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 1: Not even a little bit, not even a little bit.
Speaker 5: It's not even remotely a thing over there. So that
Speaker 5: was I forgot to venture that earlier. That just that
Speaker 5: shot me the hell I was crashing. I was like, yo,
Speaker 5: I was on the plane being like, are you kidding?
Speaker 5: That's so crazy that he chose to do that. He
Speaker 5: must have like people on his campaign that like actively
Speaker 5: want to see him fail.
Speaker 1: To make it like, oh, go on other big podcasts.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go on the same one he
Speaker 1: went on, and it's like, you're stupid.
Speaker 4: It's crazy because they would one hundred invite him on
Speaker 4: and and his audience. He has a lot of retards
Speaker 4: that he could win some of them over. But to
Speaker 4: be fair to the audience, when because Andrew Schultz was
Speaker 4: he was, he made a comment when he when he
Speaker 4: was talking about the whole comedy scene and everything, and
Speaker 4: he was saying like, man, look at you the bad friends.
Speaker 4: Look at their comments section. Man, their fans are all
Speaker 4: hating on him because the comedy festival thing. And he's like,
Speaker 4: our fans like, don't really give a ship. Like what
Speaker 4: he was basically trying to say, like our fans are cool,
Speaker 4: and then check the comments, like he's trying to gaslight us.
Speaker 4: What the fuck's going on? We've been talking mad ship.
Speaker 1: So that real comedy thing made me lose respect for
Speaker 1: so many of them, to so many of them, just like.
Speaker 4: Jim Jefferies, Jim Jefferies obviously Bill Burr. And then even
Speaker 4: though I didn't necessarily respect, why the fun you forgetting
Speaker 4: that guy's name?
Speaker 1: The SNL got the big dick.
Speaker 5: Oh what Pete Davidson, Pete Davison, Come on, that is
Speaker 5: a crazy way to know someone.
Speaker 4: I know what you mean. He's on SNL and all
Speaker 4: the women fucked them famous women is a big d.
Speaker 5: Right, all right, Okay, Yeah, I just I just think
Speaker 5: it's I just would be very weird.
Speaker 4: But like he's specifically known for having a big dick,
Speaker 4: and that's why all these famous bitches because he looks
Speaker 4: like a strung out druggie, Like why are all these
Speaker 4: women flocking after him? Relate? Yeah, but yeah, I was
Speaker 4: just saying, like understanding, I didn't really I didn't really
Speaker 4: respect Pete Davidson. But at the same time, you know,
Speaker 4: going there, knowing on the information we know about nine
Speaker 4: to eleven, where like most of the hijackets are from there,
Speaker 4: Saudi funded, and then it's like I'm gonna go there
Speaker 4: because even my dad like was a fucking firefighter around
Speaker 4: that era.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say something controversial.
Speaker 1: My dad caught a building.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say something controversial.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that particular Bill Bird disappointed me because he's
Speaker 5: always talking about you know, he's always kind of like
Speaker 5: criticizing this kind of thing from like a substance of position,
Speaker 5: and so for him to do it comes across the hypercritical.
Speaker 5: Jim Jeffers I don't know much about, so, like I
Speaker 5: can't really speak on.
Speaker 2: That Pete Davidson.
Speaker 5: I almost like at this I respect Pete Davison more
Speaker 5: now that he took the you know, his dad was
Speaker 5: exploded by these guys, right, and he went anyway. But
Speaker 5: he's never actually like he's not like a political dude.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, that's kind of that is so crazy
Speaker 5: and out of pocket that I'm like, you know what, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 5: there's certain people where like I just I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't have like a high expectation of you anyway,
Speaker 5: So like for you to do like a crazy thing
Speaker 5: like that almost makes me be like, Let's see what
Speaker 5: else this guy is capable of. Let's see for me,
Speaker 5: take money from the Saudi Arabian government who.
Speaker 4: Who conflagrated his father.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because I see as like his dad
Speaker 1: was like at the end of the boot saga where
Speaker 1: they're throwing the spirit bomb at Boo and then Boo
Speaker 1: tries to push it back a little bit, but his
Speaker 1: dad obviously couldn't push back a falling building explosion, so
Speaker 1: you know he died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying that is I that is a wild
Speaker 2: thing to say.
Speaker 1: It's like the it's like the button mash mechanic when
Speaker 1: you're like beam clashing, but imagine it's a building explosion
Speaker 1: in your father. You know, it's really interesting.
Speaker 4: I just wonder does he even actually care about like
Speaker 4: so like if.
Speaker 1: It like he hasn't really thought about it. Maybe he doesn't.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have any animosity for the people that killed
Speaker 4: his dad.
Speaker 5: I think he probably just thinks those people are gone
Speaker 5: or like that was so long ago.
Speaker 2: There's probably some I can't even imagine.
Speaker 5: I earnestly, I don't know how to navigate that mental heads.
Speaker 2: But I really have no idea what he's thinking.
Speaker 4: Sure, but.
Speaker 5: It must have been good enough for him, you know, Like,
Speaker 5: so it is what it is. I'm more disappointed on
Speaker 5: the people who make like make it a thing to
Speaker 5: kind of stand on it on a hill and like
Speaker 5: be virtuous about something.
Speaker 4: Now you're right, that you're right. I don't even I
Speaker 4: don't even know. There's no way like he actually has principles.
Speaker 4: That's that's uh, he's he's he's the Cometown people is
Speaker 4: as fucking stupid as a lot of their bits were
Speaker 4: in their moments of like talking about real shit. Like
Speaker 4: they're extremely principal and extremely progressive and I feel like
Speaker 4: that there was a lot of dumb asses that that
Speaker 4: hated their sexist and racist jokes that couldn't. It was
Speaker 4: like us, we would get fleck. Uh specifically you and
Speaker 4: I Chris for just you know, Oh, you're you're being
Speaker 4: too edgy, even though it's like deep down if you
Speaker 4: talk about we talk about politics, it's like I have
Speaker 4: nothing against fucking trans people, gay people, religions, gay like
Speaker 4: it's whatever, you know, like I want people him better.
Speaker 5: He's speaking, Derek is speaking for himself. I have problems
Speaker 5: with all of those communities. Oh, I find I forget.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't outwardly, but you know, there may
Speaker 1: be something inside.
Speaker 4: I completely forgot that that's actually true, and in your
Speaker 4: your content. Watching it again, I'll be remembered that you
Speaker 4: actually were speaking for al right positions the entire time.
Speaker 1: I forget. You're mystically homophobic at my point that it's
Speaker 1: almost it's almost magical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
Speaker 5: You can read my manifest though later tonight that uh, well,
Speaker 5: before we get onto before we get into questions, it's uh,
Speaker 5: it's official.
Speaker 2: I guess uh Halo a Halo remake PS five.
Speaker 1: Really, that's yeah, that's kind of well it's over, well
Speaker 1: by exclusive exclusive that would be crazy, that would copy.
Speaker 4: So funny, that would be so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was, I was wondering when this was gonna
Speaker 5: It was obviously going to happen, but like, yeah, it's
Speaker 5: interesting that that's I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 4: We're in the middle of the show.
Speaker 5: Well, while this is happening, I'm sure there'll be all
Speaker 5: sorts of videos about it and gameplay and stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, uh, we'll see.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 5: It's fully over. I mean, we knew Gears the collection
Speaker 5: or not the collection, but the first game came to PlayStation. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so now uh now Taylor's turn, and now they seem
Speaker 5: to just they just want to be a multi platform publisher.
Speaker 2: Just clear, so good luck. They might actually make good
Speaker 2: games now.
Speaker 4: But like what's this business? I mean about still maybe
Speaker 4: making one last console.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're even trying with that, Like.
Speaker 1: With this last junction, I highly doubt that's.
Speaker 4: Gonna happening better or not.
Speaker 1: Like, what's the point. Well, see, I think it's just
Speaker 1: no point. Just might as well just fucking not do
Speaker 1: that anymore and just do what Sega.
Speaker 5: Rumor, the rumor that I heard was that they want
Speaker 5: to make basically a hybrid PC console.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Thing, So basically what they want to do is they
Speaker 5: want to have Steam on there, they want to have
Speaker 5: the Epic Game Store on there, they want to have
Speaker 5: Xbox Game Pass on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Held thing, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean that would I mean earnestly, that would really
Speaker 5: be the only way for them to convince anybody to
Speaker 5: buy something like that going forward, because like I could
Speaker 5: use like a really simple, like if they had like
Speaker 5: a modular kind of PC that was like really simple
Speaker 5: for living room set up, and and I could play
Speaker 5: like God of War, end Halo and like get all my.
Speaker 4: Store fronts on.
Speaker 5: That's that's actually appealing in a way that like just
Speaker 5: an Xbox would not be, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: Like I don't need an Xbox ever, I could use
Speaker 5: I could use a really sleek kind of living room
Speaker 5: focused PC that can do all that.
Speaker 2: Like that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: That's actually a good idea, especially now that my like you,
Speaker 4: my my PC is in the studio and it's it
Speaker 4: used to be in my living room right next to
Speaker 4: my TV. So I couldn't just easily like oh this
Speaker 4: is no problem now it's like, oh, having my piece
Speaker 4: have it that actually, that would intrigue me, It would,
Speaker 4: it would if if it if it worked out and
Speaker 4: it was reasonably priced, laughing, say reasonably prized, because I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, come on, it's not going to be reasonably no way, No,
Speaker 5: that thing's gonna be mega expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be like looking two thousand dollars, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying this from you.
Speaker 4: In this economy, it might be. Yeah, I was looking
Speaker 4: at I was looking at the latest graphics card of
Speaker 4: the latest gt X, and uh, how much? How much?
Speaker 4: Don't tell me, don't tell me, Okay, let me check first.
Speaker 2: What is the point?
Speaker 4: No, guess, yeah, exactly, guess.
Speaker 1: All right, So he's looking, he's looking. I'm I'm not
Speaker 1: looking up. I haven't. I haven't looked it up yet.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing I haven't looked it up yet.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing maybe No, I'm honestly, you have not looked
Speaker 1: it up. I have not. Okay, I'm guessing. Maybe how
Speaker 1: much was mine? I have the forty ninety, so mine
Speaker 1: was like six rand I'm guessing three thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have a guess at all. I'm so oud
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 4: That's it's a little high because it's not like it's
Speaker 4: not what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Was it seventeen? Is it seventeen?
Speaker 1: What's the word that I'm looking for. It's it's not.
Speaker 4: And remember Scarce, there's no there's no scarcity right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're close.
Speaker 2: I would say, you said, you said, do you remember Scarce?
Speaker 4: And I was like the guy, Oh, hey, hey, what
Speaker 4: some guys is Scarce here or whatever? Is that Scarce here?
Speaker 1: He posted a video like two years ago, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck? Oh he came back for
Speaker 1: a second, like, h for a hot minute. I remember
Speaker 1: his fucking reveal, his face revealed, because he like comes
Speaker 1: from behind a tree, like all awkwardly.
Speaker 5: That was so awesome. That's the iconic him walking out
Speaker 5: from behind the tree.
Speaker 4: But yeah, you can find like so like the fifty nineties,
Speaker 4: or I was because I was thinking about like, oh
Speaker 4: I should upgrade. I have a thirty sixty, I should
Speaker 4: get something that's probably you know, reasonable now to just
Speaker 4: go up another just like another generation. And then so
Speaker 4: I was curious and I saw like the uh wait,
Speaker 4: the fifty nineties right now, I think are the latest ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so if there is a TI version, it's probably
Speaker 4: easily three thousand fucking plus, but you can find you
Speaker 4: can definitely find some around the two thousand range if
Speaker 4: you look so. But it was just it did make
Speaker 4: me think that, yeah, at a certain point, there's not
Speaker 4: gonna be much discernible difference, so.
Speaker 1: We're already kind of there.
Speaker 4: Off fairness, it's it is barely discernible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I like, I have a four, I have
Speaker 1: a I got, I had a thirty seventy before, and
Speaker 1: then I have a forty ninety now and it's better.
Speaker 1: But like I'm not utilizing it for the point of
Speaker 1: being better. Like what am I doing with this?
Speaker 4: I think if you want to, if you want to
Speaker 4: run things beautifully on the settings all the way high,
Speaker 4: getting in the forties is perfect, and then just you
Speaker 4: don't need to go any higher. Because when I was playing,
Speaker 4: I had a forty seventy for a minute before I
Speaker 4: had a defect with a fucking cyber power. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was I noticed the difference between the you know, the
Speaker 4: thirty sixteen and forty seventy. Like I noticed the difference
Speaker 4: in the environments and like the snow and shit, like
Speaker 4: that when I was playing a Sun Wukong and I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, cool, like I'll get somewhere in the
Speaker 4: forty something, and then I think I'm gonna just stay
Speaker 4: there because it really I don't see I don't unless
Speaker 4: you know, way in the future when the fifty something
Speaker 4: the six thousands are.
Speaker 1: Gonna be fucking dirt cheap, then okay maybe, but uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm kind of a little old school, like
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is look good enough. Well, I'm kind
Speaker 4: of good. I really feel like I'm looking at the environments,
Speaker 4: especially with like racing games, I'm like, bro, some of
Speaker 4: the shit looks real to me, like real real, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm feeling like an old person now. When
Speaker 4: I showed like my mom resident Evil five and she
Speaker 4: was like blowing the fuck away and even though I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know, this looks like not real
Speaker 4: to me, Mom, it looks good.
Speaker 1: They looked they looked more real back then, though, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, like I it
Speaker 1: felt it felt real. I guess I guess you had
Speaker 1: to be there. It was the moment you didn't have
Speaker 1: to be there in fact, yeah, yeah, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: I fucking playing RECU with five. Killing those fucking villagers
Speaker 1: was a moment.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm tired of waiting. I already want to play
Speaker 4: the remake.
Speaker 1: Dude, I personally, I know I was getting it until
Speaker 1: the year after next.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, resident Evil fans. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: about nine. I really don't. I mean, I'm gonna play it,
Speaker 4: of course, I'm gonna play the fuck.
Speaker 1: Out of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not excited about it. I'm just I'm just
Speaker 4: not excited about it.
Speaker 1: I didn't the demo come out you played as you
Speaker 1: saw that look that that woman. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: something that not demo the showcase at the there was
Speaker 1: a little Yeah. I still haven't watched it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want five.
Speaker 4: I'm there with you. I'm right there with you, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see what chevyll looks like. I
Speaker 1: gotta see it.
Speaker 5: So so we're gonna we're gonna move on to some
Speaker 5: questions here from our patrons over at patreon dot com
Speaker 5: slash the Star Tank. Remember go over there if you wanna,
Speaker 5: if you want to ride into the show. Here's the
Speaker 5: first one from Mick Foley's he says, hey, boys, love
Speaker 5: the show. But I have to say I thought it
Speaker 5: was unnecessary for Sweeney to do his recent solo episode
Speaker 5: entirely in an offensive Indian accent. I recognize that you
Speaker 5: guys are no strangers to edge your humor and often
Speaker 5: push the boundaries, but this really didn't even feel like
Speaker 5: a joke. It was just an hour. It was just
Speaker 5: an hour of Sweeney doing what appeared to be a
Speaker 5: regular question answering solo episode, seeming completely earnest for the
Speaker 5: most part, but in an offensively bad impression of an Indian.
Speaker 5: I particularly thought it was over the line from the
Speaker 5: end the episode by saying thank you, come again.
Speaker 2: See that's how I did.
Speaker 1: So I did say it.
Speaker 5: I don't think you did, because the fact that there
Speaker 5: was a punchline there makes it like I believed almost
Speaker 5: I almost believed that this happened. But then I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: he ended with a punchline. That can't be caseon. No,
Speaker 5: you know you know what he you know what he
Speaker 5: really ended the episode with.
Speaker 4: He called me like a bitch or something like you're
Speaker 4: a bitch, like fuck you, and then and then the
Speaker 4: hard R and of course, so I cut off the
Speaker 4: hard warred.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Jack, the.
Speaker 5: Nerve, the nerve, the nerve of you to even question
Speaker 5: like I said.
Speaker 4: That because because the revelation to me, it's not, I
Speaker 4: swear to you it was sure.
Speaker 1: I'm lucid during those moments.
Speaker 4: Don't they're loose? Uh let's see.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I'm funny for that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, brilliant, absolutely brilliant. It's good stuff. Wait what is this?
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about this, dude, Dad Danglar Rode
Speaker 5: and he says, hey, guy, hey, gang, did any of
Speaker 5: you see that guy get fucking creamed in a police
Speaker 5: chase after he bailed on the one ten figure that's
Speaker 5: probably something up Swings Alley at least.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a video of of.
Speaker 5: You know, harm befalling civilians, so like Kingston definitely probably
Speaker 5: saw it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. Unfortunately.
Speaker 4: No, some guy like bailed like it was a police
Speaker 4: chase and he he tried to run out in his
Speaker 4: car on the one ten probably wall.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck. I'm sorry. I've been I've been playing video games.
Speaker 1: At least I haven't been. I haven't been kept up one.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been in New York. I've not been
Speaker 5: paying attention to what's going on. I haven't kept up on.
Speaker 1: Watching the soos.
Speaker 4: Oh. I started watching Glow finally because oh the wrestling show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I was because I was since I was talking
Speaker 4: about UH purging a lot of my UH streaming accounts,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, I'll stick to Netflix finally
Speaker 4: watching some shit on my list. Yeah. I one of
Speaker 4: the main reasons I didn't want to watch it because
Speaker 4: the show got canceled because of the pandemic, so the
Speaker 4: last season never dropped. So I'm like, oh, do I
Speaker 4: really not even want to get invested? And then of
Speaker 4: course I got invested because just like a lot of
Speaker 4: these Netflix shows, it's so fucking obvious they always do this.
Speaker 4: They first episode got to show naked chick to hook
Speaker 4: you in, Like the store women are gonna be there
Speaker 4: for the story a lot of times, and they're like,
Speaker 4: we want dumb, monkey brained men to stay too. So
Speaker 4: then Alison Breeze naked within the first like ten minutes
Speaker 4: or whatever, like there we go, perfect show. We're like,
Speaker 4: we're hooked, and then of course they're sexy outfits like
Speaker 4: the entire time.
Speaker 1: And it was like, wait, you said ten ten seconds.
Speaker 4: No, ten let's like ten minutes, ten minutes, ten seconds. No,
Speaker 4: that's like Warns is New Black. I think within the
Speaker 4: first minute you see I think Laura prep prepuwns tits
Speaker 4: or something. I couldn't be misremembering, but I remember seeing
Speaker 4: Tit's pretty fast and I'm like Donna's Pinziatti from the
Speaker 4: that SEMENTI shows tits are in this. I'm in, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 4: it is. It's good.
Speaker 5: It is actually it is actually a good show too,
Speaker 5: but uh, it's really it.
Speaker 4: Mark Maren Maren plays himself essentially, he plays, and think
Speaker 4: about he does play.
Speaker 5: I think it's so funny thinking about Mark Maroon because
Speaker 5: like I, I know, I told the story on the
Speaker 5: show before, but I still I still kind of I
Speaker 5: still think about it as that like was this like
Speaker 5: did this really happen? I ran into Mark Marin coming
Speaker 5: out of Jalen's old building, right. It's that's such a
Speaker 5: weird memory for me because I genuinely like he was
Speaker 5: coming out and it was like that awkward kind of like,
Speaker 5: oh I didn't we didn't see each.
Speaker 4: Other, so I just looked. I looked into his eyes.
Speaker 5: Basically I was like, oh, I was like, I think
Speaker 5: that guy looks familiar whatever, and they left and I
Speaker 5: was like, I think that was Mark Maren weird you.
Speaker 1: Think he was.
Speaker 4: I think he was filming the podcast with Obama right there,
Speaker 4: and you just like, yeah, a couple of years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then yeah, and then Obama is like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: go ahead and get the pizza. I'll stay here and
Speaker 4: watch your apartment. I watch your apartment. He bombs it.
Speaker 4: It is so funny.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: He's in it though.
Speaker 1: He has he drinks the postion of fire Resistance, but
Speaker 1: he's like, bombs apartment.
Speaker 4: He's like Cecil.
Speaker 5: He's got like he's got people who can teleport him.
Speaker 2: Imagine he sits there, he goes a mark of a.
Speaker 1: Boom, he goes.
Speaker 5: See you later and he just and he just disappears.
Speaker 5: Mark's like what and then the building explodes. Have you
Speaker 5: ever seen the interview he did with Gallagher, that old comedian. No,
Speaker 5: So he did an interview with Gallagher. He was just
Speaker 5: like questioning him and he was like why why this sudden?
Speaker 5: He was kind of pressing him a little hard or whatever,
Speaker 5: but he stormed out of the interview.
Speaker 4: He's like, why are you talking to me?
Speaker 5: If you if if you don't want to if you're
Speaker 5: gonna disagree with everything I say. I was like, I
Speaker 5: thought this was we were having a good discussion. And
Speaker 5: you can hear him off the mic, the guy storming
Speaker 5: out and he's like, I'm believing, and he goes. Mark
Speaker 5: Maron goes, oh, come on Gallagher, and it is the
Speaker 5: funny it is. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: Look up, Mark Maren, Oh come on Gallagher.
Speaker 4: It's like if.
Speaker 1: You're there's nothing, it's there's nothing, there's.
Speaker 2: Something funny says saying, oh, come on. And then the
Speaker 2: name is cool.
Speaker 4: In the name.
Speaker 2: He's, oh, come on, Freezer.
Speaker 1: You know, like that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I like Mark.
Speaker 1: I like Mark Maron.
Speaker 4: I've uh he's he's he's his uh dick headedness is
Speaker 4: dick headed?
Speaker 1: I don't I can't even say dick heettishness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I feel like it's so necessary. I feel
Speaker 4: like I I've I've always enjoyed it. That's watching him
Speaker 4: on Glow is very frustrating but also very entertaining because
Speaker 4: like it's I was like, dude, this is him. This
Speaker 4: is crazy that they're just like, oh, we need this
Speaker 4: piece of shit insecure, fucking egotistical guys called Mark Merrit.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, we're perfect.
Speaker 2: Great he probably is like He's probably like, yeah, that's me, Okay,
Speaker 2: I can do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess it's like this kind of rude that you
Speaker 4: fucking called me up for this. But all right, I
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything right now. I mean just my
Speaker 1: pants on.
Speaker 2: You see Pizza Times cal Zone anal Beads wrote in
Speaker 2: he says, hey, Chris and some black gay. He wrote
Speaker 2: in he says, my question for you, men of various
Speaker 2: slurs is actually mainly for Chris.
Speaker 4: How about you? That's for you.
Speaker 5: How about you actually play Kingdom Hearts instead of writing
Speaker 5: it off as slop. It's not genre defining, nor is
Speaker 5: it some life changing experience.
Speaker 2: But they're definitely they're genuinely great.
Speaker 5: Games and amazing action RPGs. If you can play the
Speaker 5: New God of War Games, you can play Kingdom Hearts.
Speaker 5: He has a ps here that we'll get into afterwards,
Speaker 5: but let.
Speaker 1: Me say this, it's not the same.
Speaker 5: I don't shit on Kingdom Hearts because I haven't played it.
Speaker 5: I've played it, I didn't beat it under no circumstance,
Speaker 5: and I gotta finish it. But I've played it. I've
Speaker 5: played it. I think I've played probably a collective four
Speaker 5: hours of Kingdom Hearts.
Speaker 4: Earnestly.
Speaker 5: I streamed it either a year ago or like a
Speaker 5: year or two ago. I played a little bit of
Speaker 5: Kingdom Hearts three with Colin. There's a week in a
Speaker 5: video of it. So I've played this game. I remember
Speaker 5: the first time I played it back in the BS
Speaker 5: two Days where a friend of mine had Kingdom Hearts
Speaker 5: two for the first time. He was playing through it.
Speaker 5: He was like, and he handed me the controller during
Speaker 5: the Little Mermaid section. I hate it.
Speaker 2: With experience. I'm not hating it from afar. I really
Speaker 2: want that to be clear.
Speaker 5: There are some games I definitely I like pretend to
Speaker 5: hate because I've never played them. Kingdom Hearts is not
Speaker 5: one of them.
Speaker 1: It uh.
Speaker 4: In my opinion, it relies too heavily on nostalgia, uh
Speaker 4: because like, when I think about it, I it first
Speaker 4: of all, the dearly Beloved fucking soundtrack or whatever that's
Speaker 4: that That title is fucking excellent. So whenever I hear
Speaker 4: that and it brings me back. But then when I
Speaker 4: start thinking about the actual gameplay, that's the last thing
Speaker 4: I think about. I think about fucking Donald and goofy.
Speaker 4: I don't even think about saw so sucks in my opinion.
Speaker 4: You know, some people be dirty, but I just don't
Speaker 4: care about the It didn't do anything for me. I
Speaker 4: think about just the little thing and oh and talking
Speaker 4: to some of the Disney characters, but I'm like, that's
Speaker 4: not enough to fucking make a video game good. And
Speaker 4: to that point, I couldn't finish it because I was
Speaker 4: starting to get like it was like it was a
Speaker 4: little bit too grindy for me, So I use towards
Speaker 4: the latter half of it, I just put on game
Speaker 4: Shark and put on Game Shark because I was just like,
Speaker 4: I just want to get.
Speaker 1: Through it and see the story.
Speaker 4: And so I beat it that way, just cheating because
Speaker 4: I was kind of like over the grind and because
Speaker 4: it gets there's a little bit of a difficulty jump
Speaker 4: like most grpgs, and so and then I didn't finish
Speaker 4: the second one. It just wasn't It was fine. I
Speaker 4: don't hate it, but I feel like I'm kind of
Speaker 4: the same like Chris, where I was like, yeah, it's there,
Speaker 4: it's cool. I guess it's fun, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to be clear, I don't think it's
Speaker 5: like the worst thing I've ever experienced. I just don't,
Speaker 5: I earnestly like, I just don't like how it feels
Speaker 5: to play it. I don't like how Sora feels to
Speaker 5: move around. I don't particularly like the way weapons feel.
Speaker 5: I don't particularly like the vibe of it. It's just
Speaker 5: it's not my thing at all.
Speaker 4: Just straight up, yeah, it's you know what, you know
Speaker 4: what would be fun to play? You should play this
Speaker 4: shitty PS two game called The Bouncer. You should play
Speaker 4: that The Bouncer. It's a fucking it's a it's a
Speaker 4: beat him up. It's a beat them up with a
Speaker 4: bunch of stupid anime characters. You know, they look they
Speaker 4: look not tough at all, but they're bouncers. What the
Speaker 4: fuck is this? I've earned it?
Speaker 2: Never heard of this The Bouncer, Dude, I loved the game.
Speaker 2: Hold on, the game is about bouncers.
Speaker 4: Actually literally, they're bouncers, and they look not like bouncers
Speaker 4: at all, but in that universe they probably are look tough,
Speaker 4: you know, because like Cloud is right, is a badass.
Speaker 4: But you know what Cloud looks like, you know, so
Speaker 4: it's like that type of I.
Speaker 1: Think it's a little different because Cloud is famously not
Speaker 1: like Cloud looks like a bitch. I think that's the point.
Speaker 4: He does look like a bitch, but like, I.
Speaker 1: Think that's the point of the world too. I think
Speaker 1: like people make they make comments on the bouncer. He
Speaker 1: reminds me a little bit like a more human version
Speaker 1: of Sora.
Speaker 5: He is just straight up Yeah, And it looks like
Speaker 5: someone put it looks like it's this is not this
Speaker 5: exactly obviously, but it looks like someone hits Sora with
Speaker 5: a live action gun, like a transformation, like it turns
Speaker 5: you into a live action person, but then shut it
Speaker 5: off halfway.
Speaker 1: He looks like that's clearly the middle.
Speaker 5: He looks like the middle animorph between Kingdom Heart Sora
Speaker 5: and real person Sora.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's just stuck in the middle transformation.
Speaker 1: That's clearly a reference. Final Did you play this?
Speaker 4: I beat it several times.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm a huge beat him up fan.
Speaker 4: I love beat him ups. This is how I can
Speaker 4: tolerate anime shit Like it's just in these it's it's stupid,
Speaker 4: it's cheesy, it's it's short, too long, And then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, these dumb characters that are whiny start
Speaker 4: geting introducing a lot of RPGs, and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: can't deal with this anymore like some whiny cat type
Speaker 4: of character, some girl that's her way too high pitch
Speaker 4: and shit like this was very controlled and so if
Speaker 4: it's in like a it's like say, there's certain animes
Speaker 4: that I'm like, I can't watch it all the way
Speaker 4: through because it's too chibi, you know. And then so
Speaker 4: it's just kind of like that where this sucks. Don't
Speaker 4: get me wrong. The Bouncer sucks, but it reminds me
Speaker 4: of ninety five Mortal Combat in a way that like,
Speaker 4: I am aware this sucks, but it's charming. Yeah. So like, uh,
Speaker 4: anybody's uh go play The Bouncer if you can find
Speaker 4: it somewhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely play. Yeah, get an original copy of the Bouncer.
Speaker 5: I wonder how much an original copy of The Bouncer goes.
Speaker 5: Ooh fuck the Bouncer. If it's cheap, I'm a buy
Speaker 5: it PS two physical copy. Let's see, let's see how
Speaker 5: in demand this is.
Speaker 2: Uh, all right, it's not that crazy, Uh, the yeah
Speaker 2: PS two inbox copy? So case and manual is thirty
Speaker 2: one bucks.
Speaker 4: Woo. Yeah, I see one for okay, I see I
Speaker 4: see one seventeen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: That's the game by itself with no with a with no.
Speaker 4: Casey fuck with me. Hey, okay, I found another one
Speaker 4: with a different I've never even seen this. Is this
Speaker 4: like the Japanese version? There might be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like a different cover back kind of
Speaker 2: they had different back then. That would happened a lot.
Speaker 5: You would get like, it's not really that way anymore,
Speaker 5: but like Japanese and American box arts used to be different.
Speaker 5: I remember that with Boudakai the Budai games had that,
Speaker 5: and I remember Boudekai three in the US has such
Speaker 5: a ship box art, and then the the Japanese one
Speaker 5: is so much better. Yea, because the the English one
Speaker 5: is just Goku's fist and it takes up the whole
Speaker 5: fucking thing.
Speaker 4: I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 2: Is that.
Speaker 1: That's that's three. I gotta see that.
Speaker 4: Let me send it it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's the first thing that comes up when
Speaker 5: you if you google event sharts Boutakai three. It's straight
Speaker 5: up like just google search Boudekai three images and it's
Speaker 5: like it's just Goku's fucking fist.
Speaker 2: You see Goku in the back, but it's like it's
Speaker 2: so cropped.
Speaker 1: Why is it like that.
Speaker 5: It's very weird, especially because like all the Budakai games
Speaker 5: before that had like pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's like very cool, like because clearly there's like an entire.
Speaker 4: Image of him, and it is like, oh, it would
Speaker 4: be better to just because probably oh if you if
Speaker 4: you put it mostly his face in, there's like his
Speaker 4: finger is still in this shot, and they're like, that
Speaker 4: looks stupid. Let's just focus on his fist. I guess,
Speaker 4: or it sucks.
Speaker 5: It's a great game. That's great game, but the Japanese
Speaker 5: I think the Japanese covers way better.
Speaker 2: Let me look at Japanese.
Speaker 4: What the I think?
Speaker 1: No kaichi that's what it's called, right, No Budakai is
Speaker 1: the tournament, the real thing, and TI means something different.
Speaker 4: I've been saying I was gonna learn Japanese for a
Speaker 4: long time.
Speaker 1: It ain't happening. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: So ten kaichi translates to number one under heaven.
Speaker 1: Mm hm, that makes sense, means yeah, I get.
Speaker 5: It means martial arts tournament. I means specifically martial arts tournament.
Speaker 5: That's okay, gotcha, all right, but uh yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1: Shoutout dragon Ball Man, shoutout dragon ball for changing the game.
Speaker 1: You don't give it, you don't give it the respected.
Speaker 4: It's just because it's stupid, you know, like it's it's great,
Speaker 4: but it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It's objectively stupid.
Speaker 4: Like I don't know anyone, if anyone that's saying that,
Speaker 4: Like this ship's deep and and all this ship like
Speaker 4: people like they're they're they're slow.
Speaker 1: There's deeper, there's deeper elements to but it's not a
Speaker 1: deep show, but.
Speaker 4: You can always put It's like you ever seen the
Speaker 4: movie V for Vendetta, Like, yeah, there is a short
Speaker 4: story within that stupid ass movie that is very deep
Speaker 4: and very like, oh man, this could have won an oscar,
Speaker 4: this little short story within it, Like it's a fake thing.
Speaker 1: With the graphic novels very well regarded.
Speaker 4: I love that. I love that movie, but also it's
Speaker 4: fucking silly. But I'm just saying within it, there's a
Speaker 4: really like it's like, oh, she Nelly Portman's reading a
Speaker 4: letter and then basically what she's reading there, they're now
Speaker 4: those scenes are playing with what she's reading. Very compelling,
Speaker 4: very fucking to pull at your heartstrings. You know, if
Speaker 4: anyone hasn't seen that it's online, just just put in
Speaker 4: like Viva Vendetta letter or something and you can see that.
Speaker 4: It's probably like six minutes and deep. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like you can know you can put deep
Speaker 4: ship within like fucking garbage.
Speaker 1: Of course that's true. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: All right? Uh, let's see.
Speaker 5: Uh here's one hello, oh pre Ras. Pre Ras wrote
Speaker 5: in he says hello to PlayStation podcast unfortunate PlayStation podcast
Speaker 5: or unfortunate punching back of the show and editor have
Speaker 5: already recorded debates episode zero. Listener here from the Midwest.
Speaker 5: Uh as I'm hoping, uh my question finally gets read.
Speaker 5: This is for Gangster Quest.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Gangster questa, as you know, is our It's Derek's idea
Speaker 5: for a video game in which various urban gangs get
Speaker 5: what basically teleported into like Issa guide into.
Speaker 2: Like a Skyrim world.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I only say that because I'm only trying to
Speaker 5: be a little bit more conscious of like somebody being
Speaker 5: like with the we talk about a lot of shit
Speaker 5: that we've talked about forever with no contextual preface.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the idea that we're gonna steal from there. Eventually,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna listen.
Speaker 2: I'm actually learning, I'm actually learning three D miling right
Speaker 2: now to.
Speaker 4: Listen to steal those are one of that is one
Speaker 4: of those things that I don't need credit for it. Oh,
Speaker 4: sure it'd be nice, but I just want to see
Speaker 4: it made. You know.
Speaker 1: Sure it would make me a little mad.
Speaker 4: If someone was like, oh, yeah, I came up with
Speaker 4: this concept when and I'm like, fuck you, there's a
Speaker 4: paper trail of you being a fan of this podcast,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: Or something you know you could easily see.
Speaker 5: You could easily see for that and win, I think, yeah, probably,
Speaker 5: It's like no idea like.
Speaker 4: That is crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like I don't it's such a hyper
Speaker 5: specific idea.
Speaker 1: It is like I and I do have. I have
Speaker 1: like a podcast.
Speaker 4: I have a forty minute podcast from like twenty thirteen
Speaker 4: going over all this shit. So it's like absolutely evidence.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm deleted, don't worry. I'm thinking that that is mine.
Speaker 2: Especially if they call it gangster quest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not trying cod but uh, call it anyway, there's.
Speaker 4: A thug's journey. That's calling that thug journey. I like that.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's an expansion.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is for gangs.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 5: If you three individually had a faction, what would the
Speaker 5: faction be called, so we were characters in the game,
Speaker 5: I guess, And what buffs or d buffs would be
Speaker 5: tacked onto the player? Uh of gangs request, I would
Speaker 5: have a I would have obviously a Hispanic gang probably
Speaker 5: m hm, and they would be called uh something would
Speaker 5: some like it should be called the hen day so
Speaker 5: like a completely fucked like it's not it doesn't function truly.
Speaker 1: Wrong, it doesn't function either place, no correct thing right.
Speaker 2: And then it'll be I don't know, Uh, they would
Speaker 2: do more bleed damage.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: Stabbing. It might be called the bumble clots. That'd be easy.
Speaker 1: And uh it would be a bumba clots with a
Speaker 1: little small Puerto Rican like like in a corner, like
Speaker 1: a really tiny one in a corner. It'd be a
Speaker 1: Jamaican flag like I don't know what, like what do
Speaker 1: I like make a flag with something that's very Jamaican,
Speaker 1: like an overweight white woman in the middle and then
Speaker 1: you would get like, I don't know, you'd get plus
Speaker 1: one constitution and plus and minus three charisma because how
Speaker 1: aggressive you are, but you do.
Speaker 4: Really charismas crazy. I like the idea of like having
Speaker 4: So it's gonna be like you know, Hood Game, South
Speaker 4: Central Hood Gang. They end up where the Orcs are,
Speaker 4: and so they teamed with the Orcs and they it
Speaker 4: the blood works there.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be blood works.
Speaker 4: This their bloods, and so they form an alliance and
Speaker 4: teach them their ways. So it's like, all right, this
Speaker 4: is how we do business, is how the blood business,
Speaker 4: This is how we talk, you know. So then now
Speaker 4: we gotta we gotta put be's ship.
Speaker 3: So then the Orcs start talking like that Orbs, and
Speaker 3: then the Orbs are like, oh we are the Orbs
Speaker 3: now and fucking They teach them how to be like
Speaker 3: brutes and like vanguard type of tactics and ship so like.
Speaker 1: Rift, these just buffs that are not necessary to have.
Speaker 4: So of course, like you know, increase attack, you know, buffs,
Speaker 4: the d buffs. It's gonna be defense down. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be very like you know, glass cannon type ship and
Speaker 4: like so they're gonna be fucking you know, if they
Speaker 4: get you, they canna fuck you up, right, They're like marauders,
Speaker 4: and so it would be like kind of cool, like
Speaker 4: I I have a vision happening and I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 4: I want this ship made.
Speaker 1: Dude, what what? What gang? Would be the worst to
Speaker 1: have them interactly like the Dragons of the world, like
Speaker 1: the fucking Flying new who gets then, like I don't
Speaker 1: know who would It would be like the FBI, Like
Speaker 1: the FBI somehow sneaks into.
Speaker 4: To be crazy and then inform it like you know
Speaker 4: in some of the like one of the gangs that
Speaker 4: guys they come back, it was they were a fucking
Speaker 4: an informant, right, they were a rat and they're like,
Speaker 4: a fuck, how am I gonna get out of this?
Speaker 4: And stuff? And then and then he's like, you know, tactical.
Speaker 4: He's like first in his class, you know, he was
Speaker 4: really important assignment. So he whispers in one of the dragons,
Speaker 4: He's like, listen, I can get you all the gold
Speaker 4: you want, Like I like all these niggas stupid. I
Speaker 4: know how to get the dragons, Like, hm, you drive
Speaker 4: a hard bargain. He's like, okay, do you have magic dragon?
Speaker 4: Can I get more of my FBI buddies down here
Speaker 4: instead of going, instead of trying to.
Speaker 1: Leave, trying to get our people. Right, dragon, though it
Speaker 1: is a powerful creature, we're a dragon in the real
Speaker 1: world unless it depends on how much magic it has. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends.
Speaker 4: Like what dragons are we talking about? Are they more
Speaker 4: like just giant, fucking annoying lizards like in Rain of Fire?
Speaker 1: Or they smile?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Are they like magical in most fantasy settings where
Speaker 4: they're like extremely superior?
Speaker 1: Which is so?
Speaker 4: Are flying?
Speaker 1: It's so it's so unfair like what they usually they're
Speaker 1: usually there's just not many. The balancing act is that
Speaker 1: there's not many of them. That has to be the
Speaker 1: balancing act of drives. Yes, if they exist and they're
Speaker 1: smarter than people and they have more magic than people,
Speaker 1: do they simply have to be fewer because if that's
Speaker 1: not the case, then there are no other.
Speaker 2: You ever watch Cowboys and Aliens? Do you ever remember
Speaker 2: that movie? I remember it vaguely and I never saw
Speaker 2: it watched it. How the fuck do the humans win?
Speaker 2: Because obviously they must win, right, it's it's a get
Speaker 2: Western they win?
Speaker 5: How the human a tax ass rule where they just
Speaker 5: like play.
Speaker 1: It's not as many. There's just not as a numbers.
Speaker 1: It's not as many aliens. How do you even take
Speaker 1: out one spaceship because they're vulnerable to bullets? Eventually that
Speaker 1: this is how it works, because clearly yes, duh, duh,
Speaker 1: dude whatever, Like I get it. I never watched that
Speaker 1: specific reason.
Speaker 4: Maybe the alien vampires, dude, I get it, they hold on.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's maybe the aliens.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the aliens in that movie look like,
Speaker 5: but it could be a scenario where it's like it's
Speaker 5: almost like where tigers and the aliens are like humans
Speaker 5: in comparison, you know what I mean, Like we're just
Speaker 5: like they're short and they're really skinny, and they rely
Speaker 5: on technology, like they rely on their like little gun
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 4: And then like we're just big enough that we just
Speaker 4: like kick them.
Speaker 1: We kick them in the vase, kick them in the head.
Speaker 4: It could be like that's it.
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about that movie or Alien and
Speaker 5: Fallout that says the heart offer he dies.
Speaker 1: I love that one. Is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing probably in this world, I think,
Speaker 2: is that alien.
Speaker 1: He knows it's over to immediately.
Speaker 5: I want to read this writing because it's so specific,
Speaker 5: but I think it's accurate. Do you know the Cure
Speaker 5: and the Smith and the Cure and the Smiths those bands.
Speaker 5: It's like a Monday you can fall, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So this guy writes and fumble the batty making a
Speaker 5: snark tank reference. Yeah, don't don't do that. First of all,
Speaker 5: you're not if you're trying to get laid. Do never
Speaker 5: quote our show. Really, don't do that earnestly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she has to bring it up, or whomever you're
Speaker 4: the person of interest has to bring it up first, like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, I like the snark thing too, And then
Speaker 4: you guys can fuck, but don't bring it up. Don't
Speaker 4: bring it up.
Speaker 2: Keep this a secret. In fact, never never share this
Speaker 2: part of your life with anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't do that.
Speaker 4: I like word of mouth that, well, yeah you can
Speaker 4: do whatever.
Speaker 1: Well what are we doing?
Speaker 4: What are now if you're trying to them, don't say anything.
Speaker 5: So yeah, exactly, So, he this person writes in the
Speaker 5: lead singers of The Cure and the Smith sound like
Speaker 5: special needs children running down the hallway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the hallway is very accurate.
Speaker 4: I hear it.
Speaker 5: I can hear the Hallway in the songs. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: can hear it, so you're right.
Speaker 1: I remember being a young person and like, obviously especially
Speaker 1: these kids are like doing whatever they're doing, and people
Speaker 1: are laughing their asses off at them. And even at
Speaker 1: that age, I was like, I can admit that I
Speaker 1: have a tickle of laughter, but you guys actually suck,
Speaker 1: really suck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't actually at our school. We were actually
Speaker 5: kind of like I was actually surprised at how like
Speaker 5: not cruel.
Speaker 1: Every school I went to was sucking the worst consent kids. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because I would go, I would move out of a
Speaker 1: hood area and go to school in the next hood
Speaker 1: area nearer I lived.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, why at my Yeah, at my school,
Speaker 2: they would always like they would they would genuinely like
Speaker 2: always protect like the disabled kids, Like they wouldn't let
Speaker 2: me anywhere near him.
Speaker 4: He tried to, he tried.
Speaker 5: I tried, like I earnestly, like I tried to stick
Speaker 5: the broomstick in the spokes of the wheelchair. I tried,
Speaker 5: all they don't. They just genuinely did not let me
Speaker 5: near him.
Speaker 1: They had you chained up like hollow night dude. I
Speaker 1: don't understand that reference, but I'm sure he was chained up.
Speaker 1: He chained up suspend it to spend it and chained
Speaker 1: up in the air?
Speaker 4: Is that real?
Speaker 1: Being suspended is crazy? Someone suspended you up by change
Speaker 1: is really excessive. Jesus Christ's just floated.
Speaker 2: That it is crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's see, what.
Speaker 4: Do you say he's gonna What do you say he's
Speaker 4: gonna what? What is that real? What is that it's from?
Speaker 4: I don't know which one it is, but I think
Speaker 4: it's from one of the uh the newest spider bag games.
Speaker 4: And like, I don't know what he's saying because it
Speaker 4: literally sounds like.
Speaker 1: We're gonna rape you, spider Man.
Speaker 4: And I was like, and I was like, I need
Speaker 4: somebody to isolate that because without the music.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find another ra a ra a word
Speaker 2: that would make sense.
Speaker 1: Listen a little carefully. Let's see, we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna erase you, maybe erase you.
Speaker 1: That's that's not bad.
Speaker 2: That's that's a crazy thing for a thug to say.
Speaker 4: That's not bad. You say he's gonna what.
Speaker 1: No, there's no there's nothing to begin that that that
Speaker 1: is that wraw? Yeah, that hold it wrong. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that one brother.
Speaker 2: Break yeah, break, break, oh, break it might be break.
Speaker 1: Actually, I feel like we're doing a lot of heavy
Speaker 1: lifting for this.
Speaker 5: There's no way A fucking henchman and spider Man PS
Speaker 5: four says we're gonna rape you.
Speaker 4: Spider Man pasted.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's say, uh, all right, let's see.
Speaker 4: And they do it.
Speaker 1: They actually they do it somehow.
Speaker 5: Uh all right, let's see Master chiefs wore criminal cock
Speaker 5: road in he says this, uh, this is mostly for
Speaker 5: swen criminal cock.
Speaker 4: A lot of the usual.
Speaker 5: Suspects have gotten mad at the d d n D
Speaker 5: for posting gay pride posts with gay pride art. A
Speaker 5: lot of them have been saying that the game is
Speaker 5: ruined forever because of because of now they can't play a.
Speaker 4: Game that is gay and woke.
Speaker 5: I am here asking please explain why that is the
Speaker 5: most fucking imbecile brained opinion every.
Speaker 1: Well, we have to we gotta be real, right, we
Speaker 1: gotta be real right. There's there's a correlation.
Speaker 4: It is worse.
Speaker 1: There's a correlation between people that play games like that,
Speaker 1: people that are in part of those fan bases and
Speaker 1: probably not being the biggest fan of people that are
Speaker 1: different because they often come from bullied perspectives. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get how often people that because look, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of if you read fantasy stuff that is written
Speaker 1: pre a certain point, it is very clearly racist stuff
Speaker 1: in it, like any sort of basically analytical brain may
Speaker 1: it may not be intentional, like token stuff. Pretty racist
Speaker 1: some ship in there. Man, it's like this is ratt
Speaker 1: of course. Wow, I love it, Chris.
Speaker 4: Man, he's going, he's going for it.
Speaker 1: He's doing as usual. He's doing as usual.
Speaker 2: I was simply listening and paying attention. I was listening,
Speaker 2: and but.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man. For me, I think I think
Speaker 1: they are adding a lot of a lot of prideful
Speaker 1: gay things to D and D and they're kind of
Speaker 1: they're kind of like Marshmallow finding it and softening it.
Speaker 1: He's such a cut And I think that's that's the
Speaker 1: thing that people could be mad about, because I think
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of it because it used
Speaker 1: to be more of a gritty game, and I did
Speaker 1: in drawing the older user base, but the problem is
Speaker 1: that that's not the modern user base, and you gotta
Speaker 1: get used to that. You can't you can't stay on that. Unfortunately, like,
Speaker 1: it's the same thing with freaking dragon Age. Look, I
Speaker 1: started playing dragon Age in origins. It's not that fan
Speaker 1: base anymore. A lot of the fantasy fan bases for
Speaker 1: people that find escapism in it. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: even know often talking about it. I didn't even care
Speaker 1: like how it's it's just simply the idea that things,
Speaker 1: a lot of things that of the Fantasy arc have
Speaker 1: gotten rainbow afied and marshmallow fied. You know, they're softer,
Speaker 1: They've become softer in general.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's what those people I just thought
Speaker 4: there was just bigoted.
Speaker 1: People, that's what That's what. No, no, no, that's what's happened, right,
Speaker 1: And now those people that are biggoted within those fan
Speaker 1: bases are mad because it's not we're showing them the
Speaker 1: vision of the world they want it to be. Is
Speaker 1: it more of is it is?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's more of a newer fan base
Speaker 4: that never gave a fuck before and don't necessarily actually
Speaker 4: care about D and D and all that shit. That
Speaker 4: is just that place finding because like, because do you
Speaker 4: see that guy that said he was like uninstalling Battlefield
Speaker 4: six for a skin that's not even real like he
Speaker 4: saw a rainbow skin on a gun that's not.
Speaker 1: Even in the game yet, and he's like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: all on. You don't want to stall in the game.
Speaker 4: And it's like, even if it was real, do you
Speaker 4: don't have to do anything with that skin?
Speaker 1: Why? I don't know, man, I just it's it's people.
Speaker 1: It's people that complain about ship. It's obviously internet fucking
Speaker 1: that one, right, It's just there are there are people.
Speaker 1: There are people that but there are such a minority that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like, is that how they sound?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: I got a little I got a little hey, yeah.
Speaker 1: Look at him.
Speaker 4: I like that one.
Speaker 2: That's a small one, right, Yeah, let's let's put our penises.
Speaker 4: In each other's.
Speaker 2: I need a wiener now I write this.
Speaker 4: Paramount Paramount plus version.
Speaker 1: Over.
Speaker 2: I don't know for three years, bro, I'm gonna feel
Speaker 2: that is true.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna feel myself.
Speaker 5: I mean, Walmart brand, it's good, Walmart Brand wrote, and
Speaker 5: he says, I saw Derek's one. I I saw Derek's
Speaker 5: one iconic vein pop.
Speaker 4: Out of his forehead.
Speaker 2: When he found out Chris lied about Austin Power's remake.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 4: I was genuinely upset. Yeah, you put me through it
Speaker 4: because I was actually like, this is so stupid, it's
Speaker 4: wasting energy.
Speaker 1: It's only yeah, it's really really interesting that you can
Speaker 1: just lie for for for no reason.
Speaker 4: It's this guy.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what his name is. He's like a
Speaker 5: famous comedian.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. No, there's a I don't know
Speaker 1: what his name is.
Speaker 2: He's fucking oh.
Speaker 5: I think he was the guy. I could be wrong
Speaker 5: he was. I think he was the guy the Sam
Speaker 5: Hyde flipped the table on on that podcast.
Speaker 1: I might oh, oh my god, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I can never remember his name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't even know. It's exactly that guy.
Speaker 5: It's somebody who looks a lot like I don't know whatever,
Speaker 5: something like Harley. He was talking to some other I
Speaker 5: heard the story on the podcast where they were like
Speaker 5: he was like, yo, it's amazing Fantasy number one worth something.
Speaker 5: He was talking to some other guy and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 5: like the original amazing fantasy. Ye, it's probably worth a
Speaker 5: fucking shit ton of money. I was like, why you
Speaker 5: don't have that and he was like, no, my dad,
Speaker 5: my dad handed it down to me or something, and
Speaker 5: I've had it. I just like forgot about it and
Speaker 5: I've been keeping in a pretty good condition, but like
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's worth anything. And then he
Speaker 5: was he was like, do you really have amazing fantasy?
Speaker 5: And then he goes psych. It was like just no
Speaker 5: joke at all. It was just like ten minutes of
Speaker 5: a lot, like.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's I guess that's technically the joke, but also
Speaker 1: like killing.
Speaker 5: It's just a joke for the person, like it's it's
Speaker 5: it is just a self serving joke, and I don't
Speaker 5: mind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I know your dad did ship like that to you
Speaker 4: and it rubbed off.
Speaker 2: He didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 1: He did he would tell you bullshit all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but he would never admit that he was lying.
Speaker 2: He just kind of let it happen.
Speaker 5: So here, I'm actually I'm actually I need you to understand,
Speaker 5: I'm actually like a thorough improvement.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: He broke the cycle a little bit. I get Yeah,
Speaker 5: I broke the cycle. My son, my son, my son
Speaker 5: will never lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at the rate that it's going, Like my grandma
Speaker 4: used to beat the piss out of her kids, and
Speaker 4: my mom lightly beat us and then I'll probably slap
Speaker 4: my kid once or something. Yeah, and then your kid
Speaker 4: and then your kid will beat the ship out of
Speaker 4: his Yeah, because that's that's the cycle.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have this because my grandmother was
Speaker 1: She wouldn't. She didn't really give me many beatings. My grandmother. Definitely.
Speaker 1: It turned from like beatings until like a point where
Speaker 1: it's like really really painful conversations that were.
Speaker 5: Mean, did your did your grandmother ever do the thing
Speaker 5: where she she would like hit you in the back
Speaker 5: with a rake and pull down and pull your back down.
Speaker 1: No, my grandmother would in Texas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of those fucking ones.
Speaker 5: But a lot of my it was an old rusty
Speaker 5: nineteen thirty. It's the rake from that famous photo of
Speaker 5: the too old the two people.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that that's a piece of history.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't give a shit, but like, my what
Speaker 4: the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Even? Like what was that? Never mind? But my grandmother,
Speaker 1: Like people would be like, oh, yeah, you beat me
Speaker 1: when I was younger, and their parents would be like no,
Speaker 1: I didn't, And it's like I have what, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of people's families do that shit, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know.
Speaker 5: Just compared to earnestly, I do think they earnestly do
Speaker 5: forget like I do. I earnestly don't think that's like
Speaker 5: I'm just living because.
Speaker 1: I've watched crazy.
Speaker 2: I watched people like earnestly forget like a lot, like
Speaker 2: as they get old, they just like, you know what
Speaker 2: that says?
Speaker 4: It was it was inconsequential, was insignificant.
Speaker 1: To them to where they didn't hold onto that memory,
Speaker 1: like it didn't means they shouldn't have to their kid
Speaker 1: in the first place.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure, but like by like my mom does
Speaker 2: not remember the rake at all.
Speaker 1: Just remember.
Speaker 5: She built like a fucking like like a Tears of
Speaker 5: the Kingdom kind of contraption with like three separate rakes
Speaker 5: on a on a consistently turning turbine.
Speaker 2: And she would just set it loose in my room.
Speaker 1: Like a fucking babey, just let it riff in your
Speaker 1: room and slam the doorshut and hold it closed. Oh,
Speaker 1: they never never on the freaking thing.
Speaker 4: And just what you're screaming, and you're screaming so loud
Speaker 4: she can't hear it.
Speaker 1: Anymore. You just feel the shock wave of you getting me.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, pro I'm never gonna I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: beat my kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, case will never be his kids. I will beat
Speaker 4: his kids.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I will shoot you good, still beat still
Speaker 1: beat them.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna unbeat your kids.
Speaker 4: If you shoot me like.
Speaker 1: Like I might, I might hopefully do something to help
Speaker 1: them out. I'll be like, here you go, guys, here
Speaker 1: I shot them in the head with a gun.
Speaker 4: In front of you.
Speaker 5: You're gonna make it way worse because I'm gonna beat
Speaker 5: them and then you're gonna shoot me in the head
Speaker 5: and then I'm gonna brain all over them.
Speaker 2: It's gonna fall all over them.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: And they're gonna get and they're gonna eat a little
Speaker 2: piece of my brain by accident. Then they're gonna become me.
Speaker 2: Because that's how that works.
Speaker 1: That's how exactly exactly what happens.
Speaker 4: It's exactly. I made a wish.
Speaker 5: I made a like when back when I had fairy godparents,
Speaker 5: I made a wish that, like I'm that it would
Speaker 5: be so whenever you ate a brain, you would become
Speaker 5: the thing that you ate. And so few people do
Speaker 5: it that it's not like nobody knows about it, but
Speaker 5: I know about it.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a I got a genie, And what
Speaker 1: I do with my genie was after I had sex
Speaker 1: with it hundreds of thousands of times. I wish. I
Speaker 1: wished that people's brains would turn them to other people too.
Speaker 1: When you die, you go to hell. And three the
Speaker 1: genie dies.
Speaker 4: Right now, I was having this conversation with a friend.
Speaker 5: I was having this conversation with a friend of mine, like,
Speaker 5: do you think how different do you think the world
Speaker 5: would be? Like let's say, like at the nursery, right
Speaker 5: like your your baby's born, and they give you like
Speaker 5: all the paperwork like this is his blood type or whatever,
Speaker 5: like whatever it is they do with newborns, and so
Speaker 5: they say, congratulations, this is your son.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Stefan, Yeah, I don't know. Whatever, It doesn't matter. This
Speaker 5: is your Steffan. Here's his blood type, here's how you're
Speaker 5: supposed to take care of him. Also, he is going
Speaker 5: to hell. Well cool, we ran the test three times.
Speaker 5: He's hell bound one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: No matter what he does, it would just make more
Speaker 1: evil people.
Speaker 5: You can you can baptize him if you want. It's
Speaker 5: not going to keep him out of hell.
Speaker 1: It would just make evil people.
Speaker 4: I mean, if that's the case, I would just last
Speaker 4: well because the baby. Because here's the thing.
Speaker 5: No, I want to be clear, it's not that he
Speaker 5: will be a bad person. It's that he's going to hell.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it would just it would just be like,
Speaker 1: it would be more people that would be evil because
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with no.
Speaker 1: No, no, listen to me. It'd be because there's no
Speaker 1: point of them doing good. So it's like, wow, I
Speaker 1: spend my life doing that's what just suffering. Damn.
Speaker 4: That's what happened to Trump where he had that little
Speaker 4: arc where he was saying, I need to do some
Speaker 4: ship to get in heaven, and then he just thought
Speaker 4: about it for two seconds and he was like, oh wait,
Speaker 4: wait no, so let me just lean into this. I'm
Speaker 4: going to destroy parts of the White House and make
Speaker 4: my ballroom. I'm going to bomb a bunch of fucking
Speaker 4: innocent fishermen and then use it as an excuse to
Speaker 4: put boots on the ground in another country. Uh, it's
Speaker 4: just he's he's all in. He's all in.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love to hear him say that, oh.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh shit, I'm not going what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh did you see that edit? Do like they
Speaker 1: have guns in my hand? Did you see that edit
Speaker 1: of I can't believe this?
Speaker 4: It reminds me a little bit of a of a
Speaker 4: Bill Clinton was at Aretha Franklin's funeral and Aronde on
Speaker 4: a Grande was singing and then Bill Clinton was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god. And so there's a moment where Chroi
Speaker 4: Kirk's wife is hugging Trump on stage at the memorial
Speaker 4: or whatever, and Trump like made this gropy like oh thing,
Speaker 4: and like he made a face where he's like hmm
Speaker 4: like and he like gropes her. And I never saw
Speaker 4: it until last night, and I was somebody put it
Speaker 4: coupled it with if you ever seen wedding crashers were
Speaker 4: like they crashed a funeral and like this girl's crying
Speaker 4: and then like fucking Will Ferrell's like pretending to be sad,
Speaker 4: but then he's looking and being like oh, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: like I'm a fuck this bitch, and then pretending to
Speaker 4: be sad again. And it was very reminiscent of that,
Speaker 4: and it I don't get shocked very often but like
Speaker 4: that that was very authentistic and we know where Charlie
Speaker 4: Kirk's wife came from. Like she was, you know, so
Speaker 4: like it's but to do that on the stage of
Speaker 4: on that day specifically, it's like, let me be on
Speaker 4: my best behavior. And he was like, nah, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: show all of my homies how fucked up I am
Speaker 4: by being like I'm gonna grope this bitch and make
Speaker 4: like a lustful face. And I was like, damn, that's
Speaker 4: I mean, that's seen that.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you. I don't I don't disagree.
Speaker 1: I mean he's he's kind of like already had several
Speaker 1: sexual charges, like a litany of them against him, So
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like it's him.
Speaker 4: It's not impossible. It's just wild to see it live,
Speaker 4: I guess, like in so open it was like that. Also,
Speaker 4: that pastor in the Wretha Franklin's funeral, that pastor that
Speaker 4: was groping Ariana Grande and like you can see like
Speaker 4: the indentation of her brawl, like where his fingers were,
Speaker 4: so he was like basically copping a feel of her
Speaker 4: tits and she felt visibly she saw her visibly uncomfortable
Speaker 4: She's kind of like it was so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Just like I love it. I love the world.
Speaker 4: Open is crazy because you know they do sit like
Speaker 4: this behind closed doors all the time. But I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 4: you're on camera, millions of people are watching you.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck not?
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't I get like, if you're if you're at
Speaker 4: that level and you're untouchable, it's like, yeah, like watch this.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be hilarious. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Watch this is crazy, yo, look at this, guys, I
Speaker 1: watched me watch this, salt this woman. Look at this.
Speaker 4: It's so fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: I I the world is hilarious. Now we're in funny mode.
Speaker 4: This is a welcome alien, Like, oh, world is this?
Speaker 4: That's a funny world. That's the that's the funny world
Speaker 4: right there, you know that one where all that dumb
Speaker 4: shit happens that never happens to us.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I think I think aliens would be a
Speaker 1: really interesting thing because they'd come down and they'd be like, so,
Speaker 1: we're from space and we made it all the way here,
Speaker 1: and you guys are really not that different. People be like,
Speaker 1: yes we are, and they'd be like, oh cool, Well,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna turn you.
Speaker 4: Into juice, the only difference is like they had diamonds
Speaker 4: on their foreheads. Yeah, like it would still be enough
Speaker 4: to where the dumbest people on this planet would be like,
Speaker 4: you're fucking.
Speaker 1: Different from me.
Speaker 4: You're a sky.
Speaker 1: Word chilling space.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, li's the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Let's uh's wrap this, wrap this bitch up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's wrap. Let's wrap our dicks in tinfoil and
Speaker 1: then put in a microwave. Actually I like that.
Speaker 5: Over Tuesday, we're gonna we're gonna wrap the show up.
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Speaker 4: They rep.
Speaker 5: Zempic Drouger. Did you go to the No Kingston protests?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right. Everybody.
Speaker 5: There was an entire city in the United States where
Speaker 5: like everybody got the messaging mixed up on the on
Speaker 5: the day of the No King's March. There was an
Speaker 5: entire town that's that thought it was no Kingston. So
Speaker 5: there was a whole group of people just that they
Speaker 5: had like effigies of Kingston.
Speaker 4: I'm very upset that, uh, the day that we were
Speaker 4: supposed to record and you have the technical difficulties. That
Speaker 4: was what I was gonna lead with, because like it
Speaker 4: was like the first thing.
Speaker 1: That Kingston that was gonna was was this was this
Speaker 1: a lingering joke? You guys had ready to use it.
Speaker 4: I just because I was like, oh, there's nothing really
Speaker 4: happened other than the no Kings thing over the weekend,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, I'm gonna lead with it's
Speaker 4: gonna be no Kingston's. And I forgot about it, you know,
Speaker 4: days later, I was like, yeah, fuck, I know crazy.
Speaker 5: Technically we take could have done it, but my audio
Speaker 5: would have been so bad because it was like I
Speaker 5: was using like old webcam audio. O Zipi t okay, I.
Speaker 4: Read that already.
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Speaker 5: redguards and WI, I don't know what that is. Two
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Speaker 5: Old Snake, but he's addicted to paint to paint huffing.
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Speaker 5: Pizza times, Calzone, anal beads feeding every pilot slow acting
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Speaker 5: Uh Berserker, black Man backshotting, Broly, reckless, Rhino the Sloker
Speaker 5: two y so dirty Jack. Daft Punk were originally called
Speaker 5: stupid Bastard. That's I don't even know if that's like
Speaker 5: that's not funny enough to be fake, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean? Like I almost feel like maybe that's daft
Speaker 5: punk kind of like how it's kind of like how
Speaker 5: Green Day used to be used to be Sweet Children
Speaker 5: before they changed.
Speaker 1: It Blue Night. That's basically what that joke is.
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Speaker 5: shot my wife old man spaghetti nuts like that you
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Speaker 5: yeah he maybe, Yeah, I was supposed I'm so stupid,
Speaker 5: I was supposed to bring I have. I forgot I
Speaker 5: have an extra mic at home from like when I record.
Speaker 5: I was gonna pack it up and bring it, but
Speaker 5: I forgot. I'm gonna have my mom ship it so
Speaker 5: we don't have to constantly tell people to guests to
Speaker 5: bring theirs. Oh yeah, Derek Natchovin is innocent. Hashtag free
Speaker 5: am around that Asian finding out the new Halo is
Speaker 5: made mostly with a I. So death sounds good. Nothing
Speaker 5: straight can happen. It can only get happen. It is
Speaker 5: okay to call my white Is it okay to call
Speaker 5: my girlfriend a Chinese bitch during an argument?
Speaker 4: Probably not. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: If if she's not Chinese, it's technically better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully she's that's even, but that's even crazy, Like
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: It's crazier, but the way to win an argument.
Speaker 4: Because it's so crazy, she'll probably be like what and
Speaker 4: probably stop it.
Speaker 1: Like arguing, Like arguing with your like white husband and
Speaker 1: calling him in word is crazy. He's like, what right?
Speaker 2: I feel like Micah does that. I feel like Micah
Speaker 2: calls call him that Uh.
Speaker 1: She she's funny enough that like, yeah, it might be
Speaker 1: like what I heard her.
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Speaker 5: sure Vizzy Pop can't get you in touch with Keith David.
Speaker 2: I would never pull those things. I would never pull
Speaker 2: strings like that.
Speaker 1: You should.
Speaker 4: I would never.
Speaker 5: I would never pull those because I don't want Keith
Speaker 5: David to know who I am. Because if you knows
Speaker 5: who I am, he's gonna be like, oh, well, no,
Speaker 5: I actually wouldn't.
Speaker 4: He's not gonna give a ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, he'll google me and then'll he'll
Speaker 5: just see all of the episodes we've done where it
Speaker 5: was just like I think we have a whole episode
Speaker 5: about fucking him probably something or like no, no, no, it
Speaker 5: was it was you said we would get him on
Speaker 5: the show, and then Kison said he would.
Speaker 4: He would.
Speaker 2: He would be jerking off the whole time, and then
Speaker 2: he would jump up real quick and come on.
Speaker 4: The very fat ropes because he was sucking edging.
Speaker 5: Jumping, jumping and coming is crazy, but like stabilizing, like
Speaker 5: stabilizing while you're doing that as it's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's like a steady can because I've definitely fallen over before,
Speaker 1: like in the act, and I've definitely like, oh I
Speaker 1: standing up, yeah when I'm doing indeed, not like this,
Speaker 1: not just.
Speaker 4: What's very different? Uh yeah, sort of.
Speaker 5: Okay, man, I don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any more of it.
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 4: I don't need to know about it.
Speaker 1: I can find this thing.
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Speaker 5: It's it. So metal Gear Survive is your peak metal
Speaker 5: Gear game and only survive Big Meaty sinks. That's so
Speaker 5: it's sane. Donald dumps shart of the deal. I'm going
Speaker 5: to butt the president with a mortar.
Speaker 4: What do you? What is this you say?
Speaker 1: Secret?
Speaker 4: John Cakesey, you didn't see the screen? That that was
Speaker 4: was really important for you to see what happened. You
Speaker 4: had you had to you had to see the screen.
Speaker 4: It's it's very important. I want you to watch one
Speaker 4: more time.
Speaker 1: Okay, John.
Speaker 4: Collapsing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, seeing your faces, you sound you sound like the flood.
Speaker 4: Maybe I am.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's me.
Speaker 2: I've been the flood the whole the whole time, guys,
Speaker 2: bad news.
Speaker 4: Turns out we've been doing a podcast with the flood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you gonna do?
Speaker 4: I'm going sometimes.
Speaker 1: In fact, the Flood from Halo four is the most
Speaker 1: insane sounding ship I ever heard in my life. That's
Speaker 1: pretty rough because they are so aggressive.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a gargling whale or something.
Speaker 1: It's like horses and pop watery popcorn put together. Yeah, nay, sometimes,
Speaker 1: straight up.
Speaker 4: I'm going to butt fucking president with a mortar.
Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 5: I care less about the stories about stories after finding
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Speaker 5: stupid that is dumb as fuck. Uh heth reminded me
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Speaker 5: Jameson who went missing in two thousand and five, the
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Speaker 4: Oh fucking rip, Sam Rivers the basis of the Limbiscuit
Speaker 4: forty eight? Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are speculating because he had some liver issues
Speaker 4: years ago and maybe it cost forty eight. Now?
Speaker 2: Was he was he six when Limbiscuit was popping eighteen?
Speaker 4: I think I think like he joined eight Limbiscuit when
Speaker 4: he was eighteen.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's a long time. Yeah, well he's dead now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dead as fuck.
Speaker 5: Sorry, olymp Biscuit, he's limp Uh, sweetie should.
Speaker 1: Wear I'm watching Halo for watching Halo Reach gameplay, right,
Speaker 1: I used to be able to play as elites and
Speaker 1: it makes me so sad.
Speaker 2: Were you trying to find the flood sounds?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How about don't? I'm gonna how about you pay attention
Speaker 4: to the show that we're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I can. Yeah, are you?
Speaker 5: I like how you were about to say I can
Speaker 5: mental task and realize that that would.
Speaker 4: Have been a lie, so you stopped yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see what I did. I didn't lie. Chris,
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Speaker 4: Is interesting?
Speaker 2: You can just make it funny and then it's good
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just just nine inch males.
Speaker 4: I love that nine inch mails.
Speaker 1: Good. That's good.
Speaker 4: But that sounds classical. That sounds like my dick into penis,
Speaker 4: the dick that creams.
Speaker 1: That'd be.
Speaker 4: I can do some nine inch nine inch mails covers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, case it was doing Papa Road.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you started doing kind of crazy that would be.
Speaker 5: That would be like what like Papa schoed I guess yeah,
Speaker 5: Papa stroke strokes isn't either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's probably some good ones on the people
Speaker 4: are pretty clever. While you're reading, I'm gonna look up.
Speaker 1: A couple cocks and strokes.
Speaker 4: That's well, I mean, man, I'm getting distracted by means.
Speaker 2: The sand Uh shaming shaming os.
Speaker 4: He is pretty much crazy.
Speaker 1: I think he's had it for a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: now pretty out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty.
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Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 2: Oh that's the company store, right, that's the old Yeah,
Speaker 2: you suck sixteen dongs? And what do you get another
Speaker 2: gay orgy and covered in sweat?
Speaker 4: Gay Peter? Don't you call me because I can't blow.
Speaker 4: That sounds like that X's and O song. Oh, it
Speaker 4: might be, it might be.
Speaker 5: Actually it actually probably is straight up based on that song,
Speaker 5: because that's like I sold my soul to the company store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is probably And oh.
Speaker 2: Here's what Papa's throat. Papa's throat golf clap for that?
Speaker 2: Uh swinge Real Swen in this in sewer impost.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Real Swen in sewer Imposter Swen died in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Make robot imposter swing.
Speaker 5: I punctuation is so important a million beers, a million
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Speaker 5: of the Loss, with the whole cast singing together. It
Speaker 5: took it in my bottom now I'm queer, put it
Speaker 5: in their bottom now the whole team fucking queer started.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know. I was trying to think,
Speaker 4: what is that? What is that?
Speaker 5: Okay, I was too, I was like, what the I've
Speaker 5: seen enough Victor? When when when Banyama is the goat?
Speaker 5: I don't know. That motherfucker is a freak dude. He's
Speaker 5: seven foot five now and he can do everything.
Speaker 1: I don't like how good he is. I really don't like.
Speaker 2: How basically how freaky everybody can spin on themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how freakishly big he is.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't be moving like that.
Speaker 4: He's he's good everywhere. It's it's just it shouldn't be
Speaker 4: that way. Everyone who was seven to five was a
Speaker 4: bumbling fool, like they all sucked. Like if you were there, height, there, coordinated,
Speaker 4: there were just big men that can just dunk over everybody.
Speaker 4: But he can do everything.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no idea yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he has the power right now. But other than that, he's.
Speaker 4: He's fucking dude. He's thinks right now. I don't see
Speaker 4: the holes in his game. That's the thing that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's looking good. What's up?
Speaker 4: What was I'm not gonna remember.
Speaker 5: I feel like you, me and I blind were riffing
Speaker 5: in the discord a couple of days ago, and I
Speaker 5: feel like there was something funny that happened, but I
Speaker 5: can't remember. Never forget Chris uh hear me out statement
Speaker 5: about jury. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Jerry from shoe Hutter.
Speaker 1: Said that you got You said you get it, you
Speaker 1: said you get the feet thing when it comes to her, and.
Speaker 4: I never said never said that.
Speaker 1: You said that it's on stream.
Speaker 4: Actually prove it.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, gotta gotta do be a good politician.
Speaker 4: Like there's like there's like footage of you, like like
Speaker 4: dead to right, you like to prove it there there
Speaker 4: is put there is footage of this, but it's not real,
Speaker 4: and then people will that's what they were doing about
Speaker 4: that Nazi ship because another one came out.
Speaker 2: There's another least what oh the Nazi group chat the
Speaker 2: other one.
Speaker 4: So there was like another one that came out or something,
Speaker 4: and then yeah, there was another thing that happened and
Speaker 4: uh yeah. It was like one of one of the
Speaker 4: messages was like, yeah, I have a Nazi streak. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was one of them, some.
Speaker 4: Fucking guy that was like straight up, straight up and
Speaker 4: uh yeah. So they some people were like, no, it's fake,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, bro, that's what I actually I made.
Speaker 4: I literally wrote an anti fascist song because of this.
Speaker 1: I was like, bro.
Speaker 4: And then that that flag that had the swatsaka in
Speaker 4: the background, that dude or I was just like, oh
Speaker 4: is that real?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that looked I was looking really closely at that
Speaker 5: and it looked photoshot.
Speaker 2: But I didn't I didn't check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they didn't, nobody.
Speaker 4: It was just another like, uh, unless somebody, I haven't
Speaker 4: seen anything to say that it has been proven to
Speaker 4: be false. I've seen people say that, but again, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell.
Speaker 5: But like the fact that the fact that it's even
Speaker 5: remotely believable, it's like, you know, it's not even out
Speaker 5: of pocket. Really, it's like, do you see what happened
Speaker 5: to that guy? Graham Blattin or whatever. He had that
Speaker 5: that tattoo. He's like running in Maine or something, has
Speaker 5: that like that Nazi tattoo. That he was a Nazi tattoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair, I didn't even recognize it.
Speaker 2: I have never seen that tattoo in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 4: That style of now, I get it, just like everything
Speaker 4: else the Nazis. It was around. I did some research
Speaker 4: on it. It was around before the Nazis popularized it, but
Speaker 4: again they popularized it, and so that means if you
Speaker 4: get it now, you're retarded, you know, like yeah, but
Speaker 4: also like it is one of the like I saw,
Speaker 4: like the thing it was like a totin cough I
Speaker 4: think is what it's called.
Speaker 5: It's like a skull and crossbones. But I looked at
Speaker 5: it and I saw that. I remember see the tattoo
Speaker 5: that people were talking about it. I'm like, that looks
Speaker 5: like like a punk band logo or something like. It
Speaker 5: didn't even register to me, as like, I have straight
Speaker 5: up never seen that image in my life.
Speaker 1: I hadn't either.
Speaker 4: It's because there's way more popular shit than Nazis usually get.
Speaker 4: But that guy also, I guess he had some kind
Speaker 4: of if he texts back in the day, So some
Speaker 4: people are kind of like, oh, this guy seemed like
Speaker 4: he was kind of weird maybe, and he was like
Speaker 4: maybe he was just like I'm not that fucking person anymore.
Speaker 4: And if that is true, I'm fine with people being rehabilitated.
Speaker 4: I'm fine with that. Yeah, me too. I do think
Speaker 4: the timing's weird for it, because he said he always
Speaker 4: want to get the tattoo covered up. He kind of
Speaker 4: waited until it became a problem. That's that kind of
Speaker 4: doesn't gel with me very well, where I'm like, you
Speaker 4: could have gotten covered at any point and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh oops, let me do it. I'm like that that's
Speaker 4: that's that's a little weird.
Speaker 5: That is kind of a lose lose situation in fairness, though,
Speaker 5: because if you just left it, it would be other people
Speaker 5: be like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, it's just like more of like,
Speaker 4: don't tell me that you've been meaning to get it
Speaker 4: covered up, because why the fuck didn't you do it?
Speaker 4: Essentially all I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying, right, and also, why would you get it covered
Speaker 5: up if you didn't think of you know what, I mean,
Speaker 5: like right, I guess I guess you might look at
Speaker 5: it as like it kind of cringe because it's a
Speaker 5: little edgy and you're like kind of like older and
Speaker 5: you're like, ah, this is kind of a cringe tattoo
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Speaker 2: I'm always starving.
Speaker 1: I'm starving. I'm very used. I'm actually hungry in real life.
Speaker 2: Are you're are you like by yourself right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's she's she's been gone for like three weeks
Speaker 4: now or some ship.
Speaker 1: Is it at the point now where you miss her?
Speaker 1: You're like, I'd rather have it back now.
Speaker 2: Being Sonia's fat fucking girl.
Speaker 4: Cock being real, Yes, I I very much miss my wife.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's gay. I hate that nerd.
Speaker 1: Look at this nerd miss like im. For like the
Speaker 1: first like hour or two, I'm like, I'm happy Lily's gone,
Speaker 1: and like an hour six.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, hours, that's kind.
Speaker 1: Of this is my best friend.
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship about it.
Speaker 1: We haven't. We haven't. We haven't had a prolonged period
Speaker 1: of like us being separated since like since you move that.
Speaker 5: Hold on, wait a minute, hold on, that's interesting because
Speaker 5: I I don't care about anything you're saying right now.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. You're gonna I'm gonna mute. I'm gonna mute
Speaker 1: everybody for.
Speaker 4: The rest of the show.
Speaker 2: I'm reading the names, but like, it just doesn't come through.
Speaker 1: Any wondered why we keep calling you gay while you're speaking.
Speaker 2: Devil goon, devil the man without comming. Sween has true sight.
Speaker 5: That's why you can see his dad, Sony's fat fucking
Speaker 5: girl cock most stable U five game is Sonic Racing
Speaker 5: cross World notices Bulge and Bulge is Oh well, what's this?
Speaker 5: Sween called me an accurate slur on Twitter? Uh, Smitchie
Speaker 5: the kid bend my dick come in or snatch Robo
Speaker 5: Sweno vision. The black midget rapper from Ghetto Boys is dead.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what bad black midget rapper from place.
Speaker 4: That's just like, it just sounds so disrespectful to say
Speaker 4: it that way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've boiled this man down to such like that's
Speaker 5: depressing the way you've described this.
Speaker 1: Man. Damn, it feels good to be dead. Damn it
Speaker 1: feels good be black midget.
Speaker 5: It feels going to be a dead black mat hamster
Speaker 5: in a sock now plus five after extensive use. Uh
Speaker 5: performing the Battalion des San Patricio in Venezuela for the.
Speaker 4: Latinas, I just traight up.
Speaker 2: Don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4: Uh, Lily D. Was it like a jet Like it's
Speaker 4: like a trans Philly D. Yeah, I guess yeah. I
Speaker 4: want to see that.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 5: That'd be so cool if only the Transagenda could take
Speaker 5: him and we could see what would happen.
Speaker 4: We need to get our trans fans to get him. Hey,
Speaker 4: the trans person with the big dick, uh, shove it
Speaker 4: into Philly D's mouth and then uh and it'll awaken up.
Speaker 4: It'll awaken up. It's like a zombie bite, you know,
Speaker 4: but like it. It's all right.
Speaker 5: It's Necromancer Craig the Canadian. The beating shall continue until
Speaker 5: morale improves. It's your shawne D game shot coming TM
Speaker 5: changed your name, Chris no at Grok.
Speaker 4: Is this true?
Speaker 5: The bubonic plague actually did come from China Lamo. Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know whatever, whatever. I am not gonna factor
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna fact check that, but I will stand
Speaker 5: behind that that statement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did actually did come from China.
Speaker 4: Well look at that. I'm just trying not to be racist.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: They had They've got beaten up enough because of the
Speaker 4: China virus.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kung flu I forgot about.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. I definitely tweeted that a lot from
Speaker 1: other accounts, but that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I hate how it's like, so it's not it's it's
Speaker 4: not bad. It's like it's at the same time it's
Speaker 4: stupid as fun, but also it works so well.
Speaker 5: It does, uh Marie Antoine be like counting or not
Speaker 5: counting peasant counting or not counting peasant.
Speaker 4: Revolts Cohen Sween. Would you rather see the man video
Speaker 4: of being like the fact like somebody, Oh I think
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: It was like some ex hitman like talking.
Speaker 1: About no, no, no.
Speaker 4: This is actually from the from the video game. They
Speaker 4: basically put the thing in a mission and it's like
Speaker 4: the fastest it's and it has like a loading mission
Speaker 4: after you've completed it. Was I saw that earlier. This morning.
Speaker 5: The Uh, I think you were talking about Like I
Speaker 5: saw a video weeks ago actually, I think before the
Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk thing where it was like it just popped
Speaker 5: on my feet.
Speaker 2: I think because I was getting really into Hitman.
Speaker 5: I was like looking up a lore because I was like,
Speaker 5: I was playing through these missions and I was realizing,
Speaker 5: like I'm into this, but I have no clue what's happening,
Speaker 5: and so I was just looking up bloord videos and
Speaker 5: it came up into the feed where it's like real
Speaker 5: life X Hitman reviews hit Man levels or whatever, and
Speaker 5: it was just like him going, like, that's a good
Speaker 5: hit I would do that same thing.
Speaker 4: I would do it exactly.
Speaker 2: And then there's there's ones where.
Speaker 5: But then there's one where he like he's moving the
Speaker 5: body or whatever because you have to hide the bodies
Speaker 5: in hit Man, and it's like, see, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: You're getting DNA all over him.
Speaker 2: Like you leave the body where it is, you don't
Speaker 2: touch nothing.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: It's kind of wild, Like I understand that, you know,
Speaker 5: people are rehabilitated or whatever, Like there's that there's that
Speaker 5: famous guy from the Mafia who like ratted everybody out
Speaker 5: and he does interviews all the time. But it's so
Speaker 5: funny that there are people walking around that are just like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I've killed like a hundred people, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: And they're just like, yeah, donated, Like I don't really
Speaker 5: understand you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever talked to like special forces niggas that
Speaker 1: ones that are active work and doing special.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they get well sure talking to you.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but that's like military, and.
Speaker 1: A lot of them, a lot of them feel really
Speaker 1: bad about it too, like eventually after they leave and
Speaker 1: they go back because that's why they're insane.
Speaker 4: That's why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they're going crazy and killing themselves because.
Speaker 1: They uncles he was he did Special Forces. He wasn't
Speaker 1: don't think he was hyperactive, but he he definitely put
Speaker 1: people to sleep, I think. And like he talked about like,
Speaker 1: yeah I could have like I was there for like
Speaker 1: no reason, that was my choice. Mis understood Kingston.
Speaker 4: Your your uncle smoked weed called special forces? That's crazy
Speaker 4: And then he crazy was talking about what he saw
Speaker 4: while he was Yeah, yeah it was in fucking Kuwait,
Speaker 4: and like I was just I was just fighting women.
Speaker 1: I was just That's.
Speaker 2: Like when people say like, that's what that's like.
Speaker 4: When people say like, oh.
Speaker 5: My uncle, my uncle, Yeah, my uncle died in Vietnam,
Speaker 5: and he was like, yeah, two thousand and six.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know it was still happening. He just
Speaker 4: fell off.
Speaker 2: He fell off a ladder on vacation in like Vietnam
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 5: And it's like but he's like, but people say, like, oh,
Speaker 5: he died in Vietnam, died in Vietnam.
Speaker 1: Really crazy people My family joined the military.
Speaker 4: Crazy again?
Speaker 1: Did I say quazy?
Speaker 5: We were talking in discord a couple of days ago
Speaker 5: and it was I was talking about Andrew Cuomo and
Speaker 5: he was like he was He said, Cuomo is quazy,
Speaker 5: And I was like, I understand, and I understand you're
Speaker 5: I mean, clearly, I think you've been talking to too
Speaker 5: many babies.
Speaker 1: What's going on. I don't speak to my nephews and
Speaker 1: baby talk, Okay, I don't speak to people. Sure. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: small Spanish nigga, what are you doing? You crazy queenks?
Speaker 1: Do take my nephew to say that. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: my nephew start saying the inWORD A lot. Good idea, Red.
Speaker 5: White Sween, would you rather go to Disney with King Dad,
Speaker 5: or watch a lily cheat on you with a handful
Speaker 5: of beatles.
Speaker 4: King Dad, Let's make it happen, Let's make it.
Speaker 2: Let's get King Dad.
Speaker 4: No, just get him out here.
Speaker 2: He would hate it so much, he would he would
Speaker 2: probably went to the stupid dumb gaiety conmition.
Speaker 5: Everyone there knew you. Uh drip mh, Lord of all Drip.
Speaker 5: Kingston is usually right about things. He's just terrible at
Speaker 5: articulating his opinions. Well, that would make him wrong.
Speaker 1: That's not how that works.
Speaker 5: If you're right without any ability to communicate, that's Chris,
Speaker 5: it's fundamentally incorrect, Chris.
Speaker 1: Mathematically, if you're right about something but you can't articulate,
Speaker 1: you're still right. You just need to prove your work,
Speaker 1: which will help further your point. But you'd still be right.
Speaker 5: Which would mean you're the wrong person for the job,
Speaker 5: which would ultimately still mean you're wrong.
Speaker 1: No, No, there's no job.
Speaker 2: The job is to communicate a fact.
Speaker 1: You know what, man, my gun, You know my gun
Speaker 1: had a better opinion everybody in this room. I was saying,
Speaker 1: you know, my gun's got a pretty good opinion like that,
Speaker 1: and I'll place it I'll place thought someone's for me.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: The the enriched uranium rod that he just snapped in
Speaker 5: half in my pockets right now has a really different
Speaker 5: opinion on what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Oh, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: We're all gonna die in twelve weeks.
Speaker 5: You see some guy, you see some guy in the corner.
Speaker 5: You see some guy in the corner. You only see
Speaker 5: the back of his head, but you're like you.
Speaker 4: See him like.
Speaker 1: Instantly head, just like, oh.
Speaker 5: He's like really sensitive, driven, makes lord of all drip
Speaker 5: casein is I read that already? All Ice agents fumble
Speaker 5: the latina in their past? Probably, Obie, won't you blow me?
Speaker 5: Fremlin to Gremlin? When will I get a buff sexy
Speaker 5: swing work out more? Chris is in the top five
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Speaker 2: Derek here would be like, instead of mass effect, it's
Speaker 2: called mass erect and Shepherd's dick was out making everyone
Speaker 2: uncomfortable mass erect?
Speaker 4: Is it old erect?
Speaker 1: That's a classical one. Yeah for sure, Yeah, mass effects effect.
Speaker 4: So I'm looking at the most dense metal osmium.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and why wait, why it.
Speaker 4: Popped in my head for some fucking reason. I don't remember,
Speaker 4: because I remember wanted to own some you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's crazy. That's what coloss is made of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why it has a little bit of a
Speaker 4: bluish tint to him.
Speaker 1: Well he should.
Speaker 4: There's like a little bluish tint because a little bluish
Speaker 4: on osmium, it makes it blue, a little blue.
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Speaker 2: Potzer.
Speaker 5: Mt m H is short for Mason the metal Head.
Speaker 5: Do I see uh pp? Did I seriously Mandela affect
Speaker 5: myself into having distinct memories of Derek making several omegal videos?
Speaker 4: You might have it? People do?
Speaker 5: I mean they're because they're just really maybe, I mean
Speaker 5: they're dude. I mean Francesca Ramsey was convinced that I
Speaker 5: Dubbs was me, Oh so like, I don't, I you know,
Speaker 5: I don't, I don't. It doesn't surprise me that happens people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I because I specifically I went on Omego one
Speaker 4: time for some sort of milestone of subscribers, and I
Speaker 4: was wearing the Miles Morales mask. I had my guitar.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that video still exists. I have
Speaker 4: no fucking idea. Yeah, I don't even know. I guess
Speaker 4: I'm subscribers special. I'd have to look.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I wonder if he still have it good anyway?
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Speaker 5: The JK and JK Rowling is short for gigantic cunt
Speaker 5: John Strickling Marks eighteen eighty nine saw two homeless people
Speaker 5: fucking on the street today peoples in quotes, by the way, uh,
Speaker 5: The First Church of Key David soon hosting their own
Speaker 5: solo episode, Bring Back Gabby, Please just once, just spartan
Speaker 5: pre Roz Blake eight nine six.
Speaker 2: I got Lockjaw doing graveyard chips at the Dick Second Factory.
Speaker 5: All I got was Lockdow's previously mentioned coming in my
Speaker 5: hands and clapping at the Young Republicans meeting.
Speaker 2: Fumbled a Battie.
Speaker 5: Making a star tank reference Rosa Parks wrestling a bus
Speaker 5: on Monday night.
Speaker 4: Raw.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw that. It bothered me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea, is that like a store of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I shared it on my friend talk told me about it,
Speaker 4: and I shared it on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I was so disappointed. Have you guys seen all the
Speaker 1: things people were doing with Jake power. They're making Jake
Speaker 1: Paul scream.
Speaker 4: Yes, he actually got mad.
Speaker 1: I found it.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, oh good, Yeah, you really wanted
Speaker 4: to stop if you're gonna fucking mention an asshole. Dogs
Speaker 4: destroying the old man either with like.
Speaker 1: Coxplosion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they like open I like the dogs that open
Speaker 5: their mouths and it's just like a stream of like
Speaker 5: don't water water.
Speaker 4: I saw one where he just straight up blows up
Speaker 4: and then the guy flies like twenty feetback, has a
Speaker 4: gun where.
Speaker 1: A cat has a gun and starts shooting and he's like,
Speaker 1: give me that, stop shooting that.
Speaker 5: It's all very stupid, Like I like, it's the premises
Speaker 5: that are funny.
Speaker 4: It just bothers me that this is what.
Speaker 5: It takes to get them gay desk GOOPI gazing, gaze
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Speaker 5: back then. Neutrality means that you don't really care because
Speaker 5: the struggle was not even when you're out there. Also,
Speaker 5: you're gay young colin going trick or treating as his
Speaker 5: own skeleton parentheses.
Speaker 2: He skinned himself.
Speaker 1: Poor pe week Colin man, he's got too much time
Speaker 1: on his hand.
Speaker 2: We are chalk zoning.
Speaker 5: Such a freakish young colin in who existence somewhere in
Speaker 5: some weird reality.
Speaker 4: Uh, puddle of.
Speaker 1: He plays mega man two gets up. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: do something fun, puddle something wild.
Speaker 2: Puddle of gay blurry nice.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've shoved it in my ass. I already did
Speaker 4: that one. It's can you fuck my ass?
Speaker 1: I'm gay?
Speaker 4: Can you can you shove in my face? Spray yourges on?
Speaker 1: May?
Speaker 5: Nice little Backstreet boys kind of instant kind of thing
Speaker 5: going on with that May.
Speaker 2: It's Tron, Gary's gay? What Tron? Gay Reyes?
Speaker 5: Thanks king Ston for wishing for a new Tron movie.
Speaker 5: That that on a fucking monkey's Paul, Yeah you.
Speaker 4: Got it, Gayes.
Speaker 5: Awesome guy watching Chris is stream and eating ketchup off
Speaker 5: a plate by hand?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 2: Excel spread cheeks?
Speaker 4: Nice? I like that. I like that too.
Speaker 2: It's a good one.
Speaker 5: It's less of a hog and more of a piglet,
Speaker 5: but it gets it still gets me off. Standing in
Speaker 5: the showers everybody stabbed my heart out?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 5: That's crazy? Hey look it's a little gay meme. Fuck
Speaker 5: me in my ass, I get it. It's the theme
Speaker 5: song the Snark. Sorry Miss Jackson, who's New York nick
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Speaker 5: and Hunter and naprom and rounding out our list as always.
Speaker 2: King of Haphazard. Thank you all for watching.
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