Speaker 1: Hm, Welcome seeker, an archive were the shadows whisper tales
entwined with the unknivest through these narratives of forgotten catastrophe, graphies,
lives lost, and stories.
Speaker 2: Corrupted. Archivist removed, Archivist two point zero installed.
Speaker 3: I know you're there.
Speaker 2: I can feel you listening, as if you cannot be
affected by any of this. Are you still with me?
It's time to go deeper into the dread Excitibus batch
too too.
Speaker 4: Previously on the dread Exitibus.
Speaker 5: Crew walking in as we speak, and I'll tell you, folks,
I've heard some things.
Speaker 3: I've heard. These guys are all about the local scene.
But the question is can they bring the heat? What's
up local rockers? If you're just tuning them? This is
ron Er Shorties, local rock.
Speaker 6: It turns out the Muffin Top Ferrets had to postpone
their show at the Dice Club due to unforeseen circumstances.
Speaker 3: Oh man, what happened over there?
Speaker 6: Well, an entire block lost power suddenly and they couldn't
get it restored until early this morning. The show had
to be postponed. Bummer, guys, Yeah, that is a bummer.
Speaker 3: I guess there's no way for them to do golden
power outages. Huh, that's like a third one. It's three days.
You think it has anything to do with the you know,
weird stuff going on?
Speaker 6: Man, are you buying into that alien stuff?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Hey man, you never know. They could be listening to
the show right now.
Speaker 6: Martian metal heads.
Speaker 4: Huh hah, Marsha Metal got some food coming, but there.
Speaker 3: Is a hell of a delay. We've got about an
hour and forty five.
Speaker 6: Minute wait, damn, why so long?
Speaker 3: Apparently power out of just people are ordering food like crazy.
Speaker 6: Wow, these outages are happening a lot lately.
Speaker 3: Don't say it.
Speaker 6: I wantn't gonna say anything. It's just weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, how much time we got?
Speaker 6: You have another thirty minutes of music going before we
had to be back on.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna screen some of these calls and
see if anybody wants to talk about anything not weird
lights and discuss.
Speaker 6: Hey, y'all go crazy down here.
Speaker 7: I'm down here near Miller Road. I'll coach what the high.
Speaker 3: Area, good violence, the bomb down.
Speaker 8: Here, people, We've got a lot of noise going on
with how take us and whatnot?
Speaker 7: Knocked nine and I've did silence I don't like it
at all.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be pretty crazy. I swear, are you
guys pranking us? What's going on there?
Speaker 4: You talk about any of this in the air, Well,
we don't want to panic, so I'd probably lead out
anything that has to do with aliens for sure.
Speaker 3: Maybe were we get the one is only rock and roll?
Jeff on the line.
Speaker 6: Jeff you're on can you hear us?
Speaker 7: What actual fuck are you gay?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 9: Whoo?
Speaker 3: Jeff? You're on the air. You can't be talking like that,
you know better? Shame on you? What who got the fuck?
If you guys did?
Speaker 9: They want to stop going on that driving right now?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Lift hid, Let's get the fuck away.
Speaker 6: From this thing, these things.
Speaker 3: I'm not sticking around to the easy by whatever the hell.
Speaker 7: You things are, dude.
Speaker 10: I think Jeff's loss reports have confirmed the presence of
unidentified objects descending from the sky. These objects pose a
potential danger to our safety and well being. We understand
that this is a frightening time, but it is clual
that we remain calm and focused. Together, we will overcome
this challenge. Stay vigilant, stay safe.
Speaker 3: No fucking way, Holy shit, I'm going to the roof
what why I gotta see this? Oh fuck, okay, Oh
my god, shorty, I see it. This can't be read.
Speaker 6: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: What do we do?
Speaker 6: I I don't know, guys, you just love to say.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, let's get back inside. Come on.
Speaker 6: Do you think the police can handle that?
Speaker 3: There's so much smoke, so much fire.
Speaker 6: There's no way. Folks are okay. I thought this was
a fucking prank.
Speaker 3: Fuck they both did. We need to figure out what
we're gonna do. I'm not sure if we can stay here.
Speaker 6: Where are we gonna go? Man? The town is on fire.
We don't know if anything or anyone is still alive.
Speaker 3: I know, fuck, you're right, God, damn it.
Speaker 6: How is the station still on?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the station's got generators. I guess we're good for
a day or so. So are we still in the
air well? The emergency broadcast is repeating over and over.
We could shut it off, but I think that's illegal.
Speaker 6: I don't think this show sheheits are gonna find us. Man,
they're probably all gone too.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 6: The phones don't work? The landlines are probably out too.
But we have a giant walkie talkie. Here, we could
get out a message.
Speaker 3: What message?
Speaker 6: Maybe for help? Maybe we could guide people here. We
can see the whole town from the roof.
Speaker 3: I see what you're getting at. Let's make a plan, Tara. Yeah, look,
I know you're scared, but we have to figure this out.
Are you with us? If you're too afraid, it's okay.
I'm just trying to get an idea of what we
can do, whether it's just the two of us or
all three.
Speaker 12: Well, I'm scared shitless wrong, but I'll do what I can.
What do you need me to do?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: You know the station inside and out. Is there anything
we can use for protection? Like just in case?
Speaker 11: There's a baseball bed hanging in the main lobby, But
we'll have to break the glass.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, Jeff, what what about Jeff?
Speaker 12: He's got a gun in his desk.
Speaker 6: Are you fucking shitting me right now?
Speaker 11: No, he's always told everyone that he had it. He
bought it back when that lady was stalking him.
Speaker 6: That lady was like eighty years old.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but he made it out like she was a psycho.
I don't think he ever even shot the thing. I
think he just bought it so we could tell everyone.
Speaker 6: What a fucking dick. You know that sounds like something
he would do.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, there's a huge possibility that Jeff isn't well alive.
I'm not sure if we should be.
Speaker 6: Shit, man, you're probably right, all right, Tarah, tell me
where this gun is?
Speaker 3: Can you shoot a gun?
Speaker 6: I should be all right. I've been shooting since I
was a kid. My dad always tried to get us
boys the practice shooting, just in case of the shit
hit the fan.
Speaker 3: Well, how often did you practice shooting?
Speaker 6: I got out it every chance I could.
Speaker 3: Fuck all that bit us in the ass.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I remember most of it.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, you're gonna have to be the designated
gunn That sounds badass. Fuck yeah, it does. Fucking metal metal.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm stuck here with you too, Okay.
Speaker 6: Tara, Where would you keep an ego gun if you
were a dick?
Speaker 12: He kept it in one of the drawers. I think
they're all locked.
Speaker 6: Well, let's check. Fuck god, damn it, Fuck you.
Speaker 3: Jeff, dude, he's got a lot of pictures of himself
in here. You surprised, and I guess not.
Speaker 12: I found the camering right here. Try these.
Speaker 6: I think we got it.
Speaker 3: Jesus fucking Christ. That's a cannon.
Speaker 6: Wow. What's that say? Three fifty seven magnum? Holy shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, over compensating much. Got a box of shells here too,
shells bullets?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: Oh right, all right, so you think you can fire that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean load it, cock it, point and shoot.
Speaker 3: All right. Cool. Maybe we should get the mics fired
up and try to get the message out.
Speaker 6: Yep, let's go.
Speaker 3: All right, man, we're good here. I'm gonna disable the
emergency broadcast. I don't think we'll get much farther out
than that.
Speaker 6: Well, that's gonna have to be enough. Hopefully there's still
folks out there that can hear us.
Speaker 3: We're good to go, guys. You want to enter music?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 6: Man, I don't think we need well, you know what, Yeah, man,
get it all right, folks. We are a little shocked
by what we are seeing, but we're still here. So
if you can hear me, we're going to watch from
the rooftop of the station. We don't call out any danger.
So if you can make it to safety, and if
you are hiding and safe, stay put Ron's going up
to the roof now with a wireless mic. Despite any
I can't believe I'm saying this, but aliens, So I
hope you're out there listening, and I hope you're okay.
Speaker 3: I'm in position shorty.
Speaker 6: All right, what you see?
Speaker 3: I see a lot of smoke coming from the south
of town. There's some fires, looks like multiple buildings. So
if you're heading that way, beware, there's gonna be a
lot of smoke. It might be hard to see.
Speaker 6: Can you make out a safe path?
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. Cut through the baseball field near Widmore. You'll
get through. That'll get you over to Ninth and it
should be a clear path.
Speaker 6: All right, folks, you heard them. Take the baseball field
near Whitemoor to Ninth, avoid South Street. I hope you
guys are hearing this.
Speaker 3: I got a car explosion east side of town, but
I can't make out where exactly it's sitting. Damn it.
Speaker 6: Okay, keep looking. If anyone's able to contact us, please
do so let us know that you're okay. You can
get us with the ham radio at the frequency one
one nine. That's frequency one one nine.
Speaker 3: I'll keep watching.
Speaker 13: Should we play some music, Yeah, let's play some music.
Holy shit, go ahead, Hello, boys, can you hear me.
Speaker 6: We hear you? Is that you, Officer Ford?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Holy hell, you boys figured our way to communicate.
Great job.
Speaker 6: Well, it took us a bit to sink in, but
we figured we could try to help.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I need you guys to guide us. We're in
the southwest corner of town. I have a bunch of
folks here. I'm trying to get them out.
Speaker 6: Okay, I have Ron on the roof watching Ron. Can
you hear that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm watching. I got a pair of binoculears out
of your dance car.
Speaker 6: Oh nice, did you go outside? Dude? You're supposed to
let me know if you do.
Speaker 3: Uh no, man, I took these out of your dance
car like two weeks ago.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, wait, what why? Bird watching says? When did
you birdwatch?
Speaker 3: Never mind?
Speaker 6: I don't ah, I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Boys, focus, What do you see any sign of those
things out there?
Speaker 3: Looking? I don't see. Oh shit, Yeah, dude, holy shit,
these things look crazy as hell. It's like a giant
mantis or something.
Speaker 6: What like what Dick Jeff said earlier?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow, okay, yeah, you got two of them patrolling
back and forth. Uh where are where are you? Guys?
Speaker 4: Officer we're in the Sportings goods store. We're hiding in
the clothing department. But I have this radio wired up
to an ATV batter.
Speaker 3: Dude, you're like a survive a wizard.
Speaker 4: I'm lucky you guys gave me the frequency or I
be screwed. I can't reach anything beyond you. I only
have a small antenna that came with to think.
Speaker 6: We can't give them much further out either, and we
have the station tower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they're blocking the signal.
Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't doubt it. They seem to be hitting
all over the states now. I could hear the local
army boys talking taking it to them before, but once
they started this weird sound, I can't hear anything beyond
it except for you guys through this radio.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's two moved off to the northwest. You guys
may have you may have a shot to move, but
where are you heading.
Speaker 4: I want to get to the school bus lot so
I can get everybody else out.
Speaker 3: All right, I think you may have a shot, but
it'll be hard to move too many through the street unnoticed.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna get the bus and drive it
back here to get everybody you'll have to alert the
one to move.
Speaker 3: I'm counting on you, guys. Shit, all right, let me
know when are we still clear? Yeah, looks clear. I'm going.
I'll let these folks know to listen to you.
Speaker 4: The bus has a radio, so i'll contact he wants
them in the.
Speaker 6: Clear, all right, Man, be careful, yeah, man, man, it's
been a minute. I'm getting really nervous.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, hopefully he made it.
Speaker 6: Let's hope.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 3: Man, wait, I see him. I see the bus. He
set it at store. Okay, folks, get ready to rind
to the bus.
Speaker 6: Be careful, don't leave anyone behind. Get on the bus
when Ron signals, okay, he's backing up to the door.
Speaker 3: All right, the doors are open. Okay, go go, go
go go Okay, head south? Ah fuck? Man, I hope
he can. I hope he can hear us. I could
see one of those bug things heading back toward. Maybe
they hurt the sound.
Speaker 5: Hey, shorty, Yeah, the bug thing whatever it is, it's
looking at the car like it's like you can hear something.
Speaker 3: Do you think the radio is on?
Speaker 6: Maybe? Hang on? I got an idea. Won't put my
mic and my head said, and try to crack in.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's.
Speaker 7: Gonna Holy shit, dude, it's freaking out.
Speaker 3: It's just it's laying on the ground.
Speaker 6: I think he way are you no, it's it's getting up.
Speaker 3: It's shaking its head and it's clonging the side of
its face.
Speaker 6: I think got hurt it Wait?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, it looks like it looks disoriented?
Speaker 6: All right? What's elviser Ford?
Speaker 3: Look like he's on the move. That looked like it
actually bought him some time. I can see something coming
into town from the west. It looks like vehicles, but
I can't make it out.
Speaker 6: Okay, keep watch man, Hopefully it's have folks driving into
this mess.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, shorty, there's something big on the east side
and it's not cars.
Speaker 3: Man, Oh shit, shit, shit shit.
Speaker 6: What are you seeing?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 3: It's big, like big big. Oh god, how are they
gonna get away from that? The fuck are you hearing this?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Man, I'm coming up. Oh my god, what is
that thing?
Speaker 3: It's fucking huge?
Speaker 6: Is that the army?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, the vehicles I saw. I think it's the military.
Speaker 6: Shit you think? Also? Four got out?
Speaker 3: I think so, but I can't be for sure.
Speaker 6: Crap the radio, h Hello, come in you gotta be careful.
Speaker 14: They can hear you. They can home in on your
sound and come for you. They don't want you to
be communicated. You guys are painting a big target on
your back.
Speaker 6: What do you mean? Who is this?
Speaker 3: The sound hurts them. I saw it.
Speaker 14: If they come, you need to run to destroy that
building before one of their big ones.
Speaker 6: They're a big one. That thing what you saw in town?
Speaker 3: Yes, if I was shoot, I've run away.
Speaker 6: And how do you know all this? Who is this?
Speaker 14: It doesn't matter now. I saw it happen. The fire
sirens went off, they destroyed it. The alarm system in
the store going off through the intercoms.
Speaker 3: They destroyed the building.
Speaker 14: I don't know. I think it hurts them. It throws
off their senses.
Speaker 6: All right, Oh, thanks.
Speaker 3: Good luck? What was it?
Speaker 6: Uh? Well, some reindeer just called and said that the
sound pisces them up. It fucks with them somehow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not for long.
Speaker 6: Let's go back up. I want to see what's going on.
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, Terry, you're all right.
Speaker 6: She's in the basement. Then she was freaking out. I
told her to go hide there.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, let's go.
Speaker 6: Fuck. Looks like there's more of them.
Speaker 3: The army looks like they're still fighting, but I can
see them being surrounded.
Speaker 6: Look up, it's as ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is. Man. Fuck get down. I'm
gonna look. There's too much debris. Oh my god, they're
all gone. Man.
Speaker 6: Let me see it looks like they're moving. Oh no shit,
ron it they're moving this way. Ron Yeah, Man, they're
moving this way.
Speaker 3: Man. Yeah. Man, let's get Terror and get the hell
out of here.
Speaker 6: You take Tara and give it. Man, I'm gonna try
to buy you just some time.
Speaker 3: Wait, what what are you talking about. We gotta get
the fuck out of here, man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't do that, man. I'm gonna try to
get you guys ahead. Start. So that's what I'm going
to do, Shorty.
Speaker 3: This is nuts. We have to go stop playing games.
Speaker 6: I'm not playing anything, man, But if I can hold
them off, even for a little bit and maybe save
someone out there, I gotta try.
Speaker 3: Well, give Terror the keys to your dad's car.
Speaker 6: I'll give them to you.
Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not leaving a fellow metal head.
Speaker 6: Behind, man, Ryn, don't be an asshole.
Speaker 3: Fuck that. You're not taking all the glory you fuck her.
I'm staying with you and we can save Tera.
Speaker 6: Fine, let's go and get her and then I'll let
you know my plan.
Speaker 3: Idea. You got a plan? Call hold fuck.
Speaker 12: Yep, I can't believe I'm siding with Jeff. You guys
are dipshits.
Speaker 3: Well that hurts.
Speaker 6: Look will be okay. We figured out a way to
hurt them.
Speaker 3: And we have that bazukah.
Speaker 6: Yeah three point fifty seven big bee.
Speaker 11: You guys realize you're probably going to get eaten. Right,
This isn't a game, Tara.
Speaker 3: It's probably the only chance those folks down there have.
Speaker 6: You can pitch yourself after we save you. It has
a half a tank drive until empty. But don't stop going.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, good luck?
Speaker 3: Whoa, It's okay, Tarah, We'll be all right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't worry, we got this.
Speaker 12: If you have a chance to get away, you run away.
Speaker 3: That was hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, hopefully she makes it somewhere safe.
Speaker 3: Alright, man, what's this idea near the peas.
Speaker 6: Figures down there that we use for live events? Yeah,
I want to hook them all up and run auxiliary
to the power ramp, but we'll leave them turned off,
then turn on the andercob and then leave the mic
unplugged until the last second.
Speaker 3: I can't you.
Speaker 6: Let's do this be quick, man, I don't think we
have a lot of time.
Speaker 3: No one ever told me the end of the world
was going to be like Roady worked. Fuck man, I'm
so tired. I'm ready for the aliens to eat me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully they take a good old bite out of
my swamp ass.
Speaker 3: Do he had? That would probably take most of them out.
Speaker 6: Would have been a lot better with some Chinese food.
Speaker 3: Uh, don't remind me, fuck.
Speaker 6: Shorty, Yeah, I hear it. Our guests are here.
Speaker 3: Let's get in a position, all right, I'm going over
to the power ramps.
Speaker 6: All right. When I give the word, I'm on it.
Speaker 3: Hey, what song did you pick for this?
Speaker 6: What song do you think I tipped?
Speaker 3: Oh? Fuck, if you mean survive? Those guys are gonna
be huge.
Speaker 6: Fuck they're at the main door. Should we hit it,
they'll wait for the big fucker. We want to try
to bring him down, or at least fuck him up
for a while.
Speaker 3: I hope the doorholes fuck me get down.
Speaker 6: I'm reloading.
Speaker 3: Look out, shorty, I am pretty sure I ship myself.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I ship yourself too. Hey, that big fucker.
Let's hit it.
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, say something to the listeners. All right, amster on.
Speaker 6: Take the gun. All right, here's the bullets. Don't let
any of them come down that whole way.
Speaker 8: All right, metal heads, this is Ron and Shorty's Local
Rock Show, signing off for the last time.
Speaker 6: We figure out a way to summer with.
Speaker 8: Loud ass heavy metal music.
Speaker 6: We got the red outside the door, and well, this
is the local metal and we're not going to go
out without ang. Hear that, folks. Mine's taking them out
with Dick Jeff Tesla, So I think let's give him
this soundtrack.
Speaker 9: Dead my dogs.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: This is Ron and Shorty's Local Rock Showy.
Speaker 4: Quiet down, folks, it's the boys up at the station.
Speaker 8: We figured out a way to stun them with loud ass.
Speaker 15: Damn it heavy metal. We're gonna keep going everyone. Those
boys gave us a head start and we aren't gonna
waste it. Bless you fellas, thank you.
Speaker 6: Hear that, folks.
Speaker 8: All right, metal heads, this is Ron and Shorty's Local
Rock Show, signing off for the last time.
Speaker 11: No no, no, no, no, no, no, oh my god, guys, though,
no music