Speaker 1: They are lovely. They seem to be a very cute match.
Speaker 1: And I will say, you know, as a mom, I
Speaker 1: think that is what you want for your child.
Speaker 2: I do want that, But they didn't get that.
Speaker 3: Or Mo crawling around fucking taking half your employees, poaching
Speaker 3: your fucking daughter and your work staff.
Speaker 2: You know, don't forget nailing thirty three year old cocktail waitresses.
Speaker 4: I forgot that.
Speaker 2: Welcome aboard. It's bad with the mecats of Real Housewives
Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills. You may be asking yourself, Hey, Patty,
Speaker 2: why the hell are you opening the show's what's up
Speaker 2: with Dylan? Well, I'll answer that he's sick as hell.
Speaker 2: That's the bad news for you, guys. The good news
Speaker 2: is he's ill here. But his voice is really going
Speaker 2: to annoy you. Hi, Dyl, Hi?
Speaker 3: Pat? Are you good? A? I love Ruby Ruby? How
Speaker 3: don't you love Pat's show? Open voice sounds weird over
Speaker 3: zoom or it's it's it's like he's the warm up
Speaker 3: guy for the price is right. It's really I.
Speaker 2: Really miss my calling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sounds like the James Marsden's character in Hairspray,
Speaker 1: the guy on that show. That's what Pat sounds.
Speaker 3: Like, Oh, James Marsden actually fantastic and hop.
Speaker 2: The bunny rabbits poop jellybeans in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen, we're not here to talk about that.
Speaker 2: We're here to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly
Speaker 2: Hills an extended episode.
Speaker 3: Oh was it long?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it was fifty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Before we get into that. Go to patroon dot com
Speaker 3: Slash another podcast network to hear our coverage of Real
Speaker 3: Housewives of Salt Lake. Pat, should we talk about your
Speaker 3: DM to Apple? Oh? Now? Or should we do that
Speaker 3: on a different show. Well, we can do that, Pat
Speaker 3: Road to Apple about Pluribus and how he's I mean,
Speaker 3: honestly he's he's really upset.
Speaker 2: Well, I hate when I have to take back a
Speaker 2: recommendation because I'm embarrassed. I tell our audience I'm into
Speaker 2: the show. You guys should watch it too. Then I'm
Speaker 2: on episode six, the show is going nowhere, and I'm upset.
Speaker 2: I have to resend my recommendation. Therefore, I have to
Speaker 2: contact reach out. I tried to reach out to Vince Gilligan,
Speaker 2: the creator of the show, but he is nowhere on
Speaker 2: the socials, so I have to go directly to the
Speaker 2: people bankroll in his vision, which is Apple TV. I
Speaker 2: write them a strongly worded message telling them the show
Speaker 2: is a piece of crap. They need to cancel it immediately.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and I sent my text to Dylan Ruby.
Speaker 1: Do you have a question when you say you wrote
Speaker 1: a message? What how did we contact? I must know
Speaker 1: I text.
Speaker 2: Them, I DM them on Instagram. Trust me, it gets
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: And I'm asking because think about that.
Speaker 3: For a moment. You DMed Apple Okay. I think it's
Speaker 3: the first trillion dollar company in the United States in
Speaker 3: the history of the country. And you said, hey, I
Speaker 3: think this show sucks. It's not the pace is not
Speaker 3: fast enough with me, and you DMed their Instagram account.
Speaker 3: And when Ruby found that out, you said, trust me,
Speaker 3: it gets to them.
Speaker 2: Here's the message and I'll keep it brief.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Apple, my name's Patty. I hope this message finds you well.
Speaker 2: I am writing this message to ask you to cancel
Speaker 2: the show. Pluribus. I'm in eight hours of this piece
Speaker 2: of shit and it's going nowhere. Maybe it's going Wait.
Speaker 2: My eyes are so bad I can't even read my
Speaker 2: own writing. Gil again lost his fat Fastball. It's happened
Speaker 2: to the best of them. Tarantino made death Proof.
Speaker 3: Oh the internet froze. Yeah we got it. But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: Pat's not throughout the speaking of Tarantino, you're here the
Speaker 3: Tarantino and Paul Dano drama right now on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he said he's the worst act.
Speaker 3: What is his internet? Sorry about this, guys, It's just
Speaker 3: his Internet has been horrible for forever. So listen, let's
Speaker 3: get into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Patty's going
Speaker 3: to be hosting, and I'm gonna be throwing to Ruby
Speaker 3: first for her.
Speaker 2: Baby Hills is how many babays do you give this episode?
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, okay, pat thank you that good
Speaker 1: good job. Your god.
Speaker 3: Was I fucking on an island there had not the
Speaker 3: faintest idea it's bebe.
Speaker 1: It's I was in a ship and I looked and
Speaker 1: said like, I'm not stopping. I wasn't gonna save you.
Speaker 1: I said to myself, Hey.
Speaker 3: There's a guy over there, We're not going.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was me and I, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: hesitant to say this. I think it could be I
Speaker 1: think it could be one of their better seasons we've
Speaker 1: seen in the last five years. I think Rachel Zoe
Speaker 1: is an actual success. She's like, actually worth something, it's
Speaker 1: not fraudulent. She seems pretty cunty, messy, willing to you know.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The other one who we don't know that much about.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see her as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she sounds she seems really mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also okay, so she's the she's thirty four,
Speaker 1: she is a woman's finance coach or something. She's like
Speaker 1: that get riches, fuck lady or something. Yeah, we'll chat
Speaker 1: about her. But listen, I thought.
Speaker 3: Should anybody take financial advice? I guess. I guess there
Speaker 3: are a lot of coked up fuck boys on Wall
Speaker 3: Street that are good with money. But when I think
Speaker 3: about financial advice, I want it from like an old
Speaker 3: jew and I mean like fifty or seven, yeah, or
Speaker 3: somebody yeah or omaha. Anyways, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I want you to have a hole in your shoe,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: But it's a nice shoe.
Speaker 1: You've had it for thirty years. It was an investment piece,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. I don't think she has holes in
Speaker 1: her shoes. I think that these ladies are all kind
Speaker 1: of teetering or not all most of them in a
Speaker 1: weird spot. Like Erica. Tom's not dead yet, Okay, Bo's
Speaker 1: no Dylan, he just went to prison. He's not dead.
Speaker 1: He speaks.
Speaker 2: Remember she was going to hit the stage to that
Speaker 2: loud crowd and god damn at that old Wrinkley bastard.
Speaker 2: The phone ring.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 2: Well it was the internet calling. They were telling her
Speaker 2: that he went to jail. She has mixed feelings about it.
Speaker 2: By the way, I have thoughts on that, sorry, Ruby.
Speaker 2: Okay uh. There are serially serial that have family members.
Speaker 1: Eighty eighty three babees.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, okay uh. Tom ripped off a bunch
Speaker 2: of people that no longer have ear lobes because they
Speaker 2: fucking burned off, and he ripped their money off.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Tom didn't steal from Erica Jane Baby. He floated her
Speaker 2: lifestyle for twenty two years and then he got caught
Speaker 2: ripping a bunch of people off. Okay, he won't talk
Speaker 2: to him because he's an evil person. But my point
Speaker 2: is there's serial killers out there with a body count
Speaker 2: higher than like thirty, and their uncles still visit them
Speaker 2: in prison. Here's my point. Erica, Baby, you can still
Speaker 2: visit the old man in jail. Like, if you have
Speaker 2: mixed feelings about it, no one's going to give you
Speaker 2: a hard time about visiting your husband. He didn't do
Speaker 2: you wrong. He did everybody else on the planet earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her outrage is a little bit like we've been
Speaker 3: watching this Diddy documentary and these people that are like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: he's really sick. It's like you worked with him for
Speaker 3: like thirty years, Like what do you what did you
Speaker 3: want to fucking raise any any hands throughout the course
Speaker 3: of your tenure with him? Anyway, the young.
Speaker 2: People, I understand that. Did you get to part four
Speaker 2: or five? Yet? The young producer that he never paid
Speaker 2: that produced his last record before shit hit the Wall? Okay,
Speaker 2: by the way, a lot of footage in that studio
Speaker 2: muse a Grinder studios where I.
Speaker 3: Worked, Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, where was I.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gonna give my I'm gonna give my bib
Speaker 2: base sorry. Okay. Overall, I absolutely loved it. I'm looking
Speaker 2: forward to where this goes. We're going to go to
Speaker 2: the Hampton's Florence. I don't think I need to mention
Speaker 2: Sedona all that in one season that's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: I need Dori.
Speaker 3: Why is with the this stray shot at Sedona?
Speaker 2: If you're showing what's gonna happen in the season, I
Speaker 2: just like, if you're going to show the Hamptons and
Speaker 2: you we're in Florence, it just seems like we don't
Speaker 2: need a show Sidona. All right? Whoa, Okay? I want
Speaker 2: to see Dart and I want to see Rachel Zoe
Speaker 2: making out what Italian guys. If this is hot girls summer,
Speaker 2: make it happen girls. I saw bos. She's trying to
Speaker 2: make this her show and we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2: When you're at the top, there's only one where else
Speaker 2: to go, and that's down. We'll see how that goes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because she's trying to be everybody's life coach, and that's
Speaker 2: going to get real old, real fast.
Speaker 3: You know what I think is going to be the
Speaker 3: thorn in her the arrow and her Yah go ahead, Ruby,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Her thorny arrow. It's going to be Killy.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be Kiley. So like, you don't have he
Speaker 3: burnt your whole house down figuratively and literally, Like, don't
Speaker 3: give me advice on what I should do with my
Speaker 3: divorce right that you're.
Speaker 2: Trying to be a baby with a man who you
Speaker 2: aren't engaged with, you don't live with, and he hasn't
Speaker 2: said I love you too. Brilliant.
Speaker 3: My favorite part was what they Kyle was like, do
Speaker 3: you want a flower crown? He was like, absolutely not. WHOA.
Speaker 2: I like how they're all falling over themselves during the
Speaker 2: chat at lunch, like to say how awesome? He was sure, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know why. All right, I'm not done my babies.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited about this recap. I like how la
Speaker 2: la la la. Well, sorry, different thought. I don't know
Speaker 2: why she's on the show because she right now has
Speaker 2: two shows on network TVs.
Speaker 3: She's got to get off this show. You're right, it's
Speaker 3: only going down.
Speaker 2: Why is she on the show? I like it as
Speaker 2: a spring board, but she does not need to be here.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, and Ruby takeover. Now this is a
Speaker 3: good spot for.
Speaker 1: You to okay, I okay, this is what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I think that she has to say because dereit doesn't
Speaker 1: have And even though she they literally opened with Deree
Speaker 1: saying she's been my best friend and Bo saying that
Speaker 1: I cannot stand when she meanses me via phone. I
Speaker 1: think they needed somebody for Dereit to have so she's
Speaker 1: not on the island because nobody could tell. You know,
Speaker 1: if her and Rachel Zoe hypocrel summer, great, but we
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Right, very true, very true?
Speaker 2: All right, Rachel Zoe, excellent pick. I don't think her
Speaker 2: A list are too long.
Speaker 3: This is babas are taking from that's.
Speaker 2: Because you interrupting. You keep interrupting me. This is my
Speaker 2: final notice. I don't think her A list clients are
Speaker 2: going to appreciate her being on this goddamn show. Once again,
Speaker 2: I think this hurts her brand. I know she had
Speaker 2: a show twelve years ago called The Rachel Zoe Project.
Speaker 2: That's all fine and good, but I think she needs
Speaker 2: the money quite honestly, and I give her some advice.
Speaker 2: If your overall all view of the world is all
Speaker 2: you want is your two children to turn out great,
Speaker 2: you might not want to be on a reality show
Speaker 2: disparaging your husband as being a piece of shit because
Speaker 2: that might affect them. Fine, well, ninety babies.
Speaker 3: Okay, So before I get into my babies, and I
Speaker 3: wanted to tell you guys that because my wife and
Speaker 3: I are kind of like zombified right now. We've lost
Speaker 3: the remote in the lolo blankets so many times this morning. Right,
Speaker 3: But Beverly Hills ended and shows just started playing, and
Speaker 3: in our state of half awake, you know, we saw
Speaker 3: some some trailers for stuff. Didn't know that Sexy Unique
Speaker 3: Restaurant had launched its version two with there's a guy
Speaker 3: named Venus on that show. Have you guys seen this show?
Speaker 1: Of course fandom pump rolls.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not good.
Speaker 3: Well, Pat, it's in one episode there's a person named Venus.
Speaker 3: So anyways, there's not gonna last. And then I saw
Speaker 3: a trailer for or the beginning of merrit at First Sight,
Speaker 3: and there was this amazing moment where this older man
Speaker 3: I thought it was so funny. He said that he
Speaker 3: doesn't take this very lightly. And I was like, why
Speaker 3: don't we watch this show? It's it's not it's not
Speaker 3: for us, right.
Speaker 2: No, it is Ruby, and I watched it. It's a
Speaker 2: very fun season. And that gentleman's name was Pat, and
Speaker 2: some whack job broke his heart.
Speaker 3: All right, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm optimistic about it.
Speaker 3: I'm very upset. Garca like I'm looking forward to something
Speaker 3: being alone and kind of trying to have to fend
Speaker 3: off the wolves, right because we didn't need to drive
Speaker 3: to the oil fields of ox Snart anymore. We were
Speaker 3: tired of it. We didn't want to see the smoke
Speaker 3: stacks any longer.
Speaker 2: But her son's non existent movie career model.
Speaker 3: Model, Yeah, modeling. Can I say Kyle really brought it tonight?
Speaker 3: Kyle has a fun, youthful energy. And because I've been
Speaker 3: approached by the agency and the cogs and the little
Speaker 3: donkeys in suits that run around that office, I am
Speaker 3: rooting for Kyle Richards right now against her ex husband
Speaker 3: in a major, major way. Mauricio is a I mean
Speaker 3: he's he's a garbage human being. I mean that whole
Speaker 3: racket is a garbage racket.
Speaker 2: Go, Kyle, give your babies, because I want to jump
Speaker 2: on what your baby. Okay, I've thought about this, and
Speaker 2: I have a completely different perspective than I've had before.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was something about her sitting at the table
Speaker 2: with all the daughters there and them joking about what
Speaker 2: a piece of shit their father or stepfather is whatever,
Speaker 2: whatever it may be. Yeah, Kyle Richards basically launched that
Speaker 2: idiot's career. They got married very young. How he even
Speaker 2: got into the industry that he got into was based
Speaker 2: on her network. Kathy Hilton's husband. He worked for him,
Speaker 2: so that's how he started. Then he left to create
Speaker 2: his company, the Agency. He stole a bunch of people
Speaker 2: from Rick Hilton's company. He brought him with him, just
Speaker 2: on an ethical level, that is, it's fine that he left,
Speaker 2: but then you steal your current company's workers and take
Speaker 2: them with you. Sure, girl, she fucking wore the agency's
Speaker 2: fucking baseball caps, sweatshirts, whatever the hell she'd wear for
Speaker 2: five seasons on her show to help promote that idiot's business. Right,
Speaker 2: and then all the while he is stepping out on her.
Speaker 2: He's at Craigs every Thursday night trying to fucking sleep
Speaker 2: with a thirty three year old cocktail waitress, embarrassing her
Speaker 2: and she never says a goddamn thing the entire time.
Speaker 2: And then he's out there taking selfies looking like a
Speaker 2: wanna be thirsty bass and even still he's doing it.
Speaker 2: I just I hate that guy's guts. I come around
Speaker 2: to Kyle, I wish I wish she actually went out
Speaker 2: with like a real like big lesbian and started saying
Speaker 2: things like the first time I ever had an orgasm
Speaker 2: was with it a lesbian, was with Melissa.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: I love you, little Legy, love Leake, And like she says,
Speaker 2: I first I've ever had an organus Mariso never gave
Speaker 2: me another because he has a very small penis. It's micro.
Speaker 2: Get it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I believe that when Mauricio is seventy one and all
Speaker 1: of his daughters are in their late twenties and or
Speaker 1: thirties or forties, nobody will be having to pay anyone
Speaker 1: back because it will all come full circle one two.
Speaker 1: The best part about everything that you said that I
Speaker 1: couldn't agree with more. That's also documented on television. So
Speaker 1: let's go to court. Sue him. I don't mean everybody's
Speaker 1: okay financially in terms of children. Make him live in
Speaker 1: a condo in fucking Woodlandhills. I don't give a shit
Speaker 1: the age, and he is useless. It's never going to
Speaker 1: be bought. It's fraudulent. He's a liar and he's a cheater,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't give a shit about you.
Speaker 3: Did you do your hair? Did today?
Speaker 1: I did it? Doesn't it look amazing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It looks pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: I hate him. I hate him. I think Portia is
Speaker 1: having to be way too mature about the situation. And
Speaker 1: I liked the twenty five year old just being like,
Speaker 1: you know you that you were a private It was
Speaker 1: the valet. You're an idiot. I hate you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you're a good father when your daughters have
Speaker 3: to talk to their friends and go, yeah, my dad's
Speaker 3: a slut. My dad's a slut. Just to get ahead,
Speaker 3: just get ahead of it, all right, Pat, Let's get
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 2: All right. We're gonna bounce around Beverly Hills because it is,
Speaker 2: in fact a hot girls summer. Sutton's riding a very
Speaker 2: expensive horse that I'm sure Reeba will remind her her
Speaker 2: ex paid for Eric Jane baby Porsche in booty shorts
Speaker 2: in slow motion. In an eighties movie, this is where
Speaker 2: theaver would come over and bang her ruby. Do you
Speaker 2: ever wash your car? And six inchiels?
Speaker 3: I don't, pap oh Okaya's question, do you have a car?
Speaker 1: No? I also don't have heels.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 2: Oh cool? Darita's on Rodeo drive. She's been shopping and
Speaker 2: Boz is doing a photo shoot, probably for one of
Speaker 2: her eleven TV shows and Kyle's on the road, probably
Speaker 2: headed to our account's office because she wants to know
Speaker 2: why she's paying for most thirty three old girlfriend's apartment.
Speaker 3: A question from Ruby.
Speaker 1: No, it was more of a just a comment this opening.
Speaker 1: This looked like what a sorority recruitment video from Bama
Speaker 1: looks like. It was insane. This was wild Kyle going
Speaker 1: to the sexy funeral whatevery like. Also, I saw on
Speaker 1: TikTok somebody was zoomed in on the Bagstreet was carrying.
Speaker 1: Apparently they're like old bags. Because she's too poor to
Speaker 1: shop at those stores. She can't do that. So I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say, she's at her mez? How she at hermez?
Speaker 1: Well, she's not your owner?
Speaker 3: How do you say it? Not me?
Speaker 1: Nope, I think it's But it's a.
Speaker 3: It's a it's an iconic army orange, right, and and
Speaker 3: so that's what the people were sniffing out, you know,
Speaker 3: those those sorority videos. It's a. I don't know what
Speaker 3: rush season is, I'm not sure when it is, but
Speaker 3: it just kind of hits me every year that these
Speaker 3: videos they're kind of like paranormal activity videos meets the shining.
Speaker 3: They something really really creepy is happening, and they're all
Speaker 3: over x dot com and stuff. So it's bad, but
Speaker 3: this looks to be a fun season. I'm glad that
Speaker 3: Sutton is on horseback.
Speaker 2: That's right, all right. Well, so we land on Bows's
Speaker 2: house and uh, I am not denying that Bose is
Speaker 2: a wonderful business woman, but she needs a little help
Speaker 2: in the interior, uh decorating department.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: That wallpaper pattern it needs to go. Uh it's inspired
Speaker 2: by the design at the Palms Hotel. You all that right? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's screams tack. He needs to go. Dory gives
Speaker 2: her a two thousand dollars ern Amese bag like tell okay,
Speaker 2: and it's uh it's also what is it God? My
Speaker 2: note here? Oh here's a joke. It's hermes is translated
Speaker 2: in English, it means you're a dumb ass. Do you
Speaker 2: realize you just paid two thousand dollars for eighteen inches
Speaker 2: of fabric, you dumb ass?
Speaker 3: No, it's it's actually the messenger God and an important figure.
Speaker 3: Also they make the bags, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this blanket with the h in the
Speaker 1: in the Hermes, orange is a sign. I would say,
Speaker 1: like if if you and like, oh this is rude,
Speaker 1: and like I can't afford a two thousand dollars blanket,
Speaker 1: and I should feel worse about saying this. If this
Speaker 1: is in your home, the judgment is being cast immediately.
Speaker 1: You one, you have no taste of citious too. What
Speaker 1: do you need to You just want people to know
Speaker 1: that you have it. You can't use it. Ew yuck
Speaker 1: gross you know, so don't give.
Speaker 3: Them so if you see this in somebody's house, ew yuk.
Speaker 1: Gross to me on my personal deshores style. Ew yuk gross.
Speaker 3: Ooh yuk gross.
Speaker 2: Well does it say that, like some things have value
Speaker 2: because people went through a lot to get them, Like
Speaker 2: some people went in a cave to retrieve it, like
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones went in that cave to get stuff. Like
Speaker 2: when you're running out of a cave and people are
Speaker 2: throwing spears that you trying to kill you to get it,
Speaker 2: it has value?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I mean it depends. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: you could be like I was actually in a cave
Speaker 3: and I had to swing over a gap to get this,
Speaker 3: and then there were blowholes in the walls that shot
Speaker 3: spears out and actually my guide actually tried to backstab
Speaker 3: me and he ended up getting speared.
Speaker 2: In the then later on became doc Ok and then.
Speaker 3: He played doc Ok in the future. But I got
Speaker 3: out of there not before a boulder started chasing me.
Speaker 3: And you know, depending on the person, they'd be like, cool,
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get my car from ballet, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: So, or I want that towel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a huge Indiana Jones towel. That's what
Speaker 1: I would describe it as. And I I Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of people that I know have them, and I
Speaker 1: hope that they never hear this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and shout out Alfred Molina. I mean, what a career.
Speaker 2: Wow. Long he stood hung in there long. I mean,
Speaker 2: all right, So I want you guys to really pay
Speaker 2: attention to how Bose because she gets in the mud
Speaker 2: with everybody, but it's really how she does it. So
Speaker 2: she she'll go, She'll go, like to Doricha, go girl,
Speaker 2: let's catch up. How's everybody doing. What's what's Kyle up to?
Speaker 2: And it's just like an open question waiting for I.
Speaker 3: Thought he was pretty good with Let's let's rate Pat's
Speaker 3: black woman voice on a scale of I thought he
Speaker 3: did good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm saying high lows.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to start posting pictures of every holiday.
Speaker 2: It's one white guy in my living room surrounded by
Speaker 2: black people for the last thirteen years.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's why you're so good at it. We're
Speaker 1: trying to make that point.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on with Hey?
Speaker 3: So what's happening with Kyle?
Speaker 2: Okay? Go ahead? Uh am I going? Okay? Uh So
Speaker 2: they eat sweets because life ain't sweet. And it turns
Speaker 2: out p K was making out with another woman while
Speaker 2: they're separated, and how dare he? By the way, and
Speaker 2: so she filed and now she only speaks kindly of
Speaker 2: her husband because she she wants Jack. I'm sorry Keith
Speaker 2: Richards to be Okay, I guess.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine being the photographer on the beat at
Speaker 3: Keith richards fucking softball game? Or like, oh god, what
Speaker 3: am I doing here?
Speaker 2: What happened to that?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber's house and now I'm I'm literally at a
Speaker 2: softball game in fucking Van Eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Jesus, we got to speed this up.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, all right, We're at Kyle's house. That's where
Speaker 2: Porsche and Sophia. They live there. Now, it wasn't a
Speaker 2: storyline of Kyle's sad life last year is that she
Speaker 2: was all alone in that big house. But turns out she's.
Speaker 3: That's why they sent the pizza there or something.
Speaker 1: Porscha's a minors, she's always lived there. I believe the
Speaker 1: other one like graduated from college and came back. Honestly
Speaker 1: not sure. I just love that they all hate their
Speaker 1: slutty dad.
Speaker 2: That's right and fair. And Alexis show up and now
Speaker 2: I forget which one is it. Alexis that's engaged to Matt.
Speaker 2: They've been friends since the third grade, and these two
Speaker 2: crazy kids are gonna get engaged.
Speaker 1: So beautiful, Yeah, listen, they are lovely. They seem to
Speaker 1: be a very cute match. And I will say, you know,
Speaker 1: as a mom, I that is what you want for
Speaker 1: your child.
Speaker 2: I do want that. But they didn't get that.
Speaker 3: Or Mo crawling around fucking taking half your employees, poaching
Speaker 3: your fucking daughter and your work staff.
Speaker 2: You know, don't forget nailing thirty three year old cocktail waitresses.
Speaker 4: I forgot that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am worried about these You've got to be
Speaker 2: at home a little bit in your twenties. You got
Speaker 2: to get it out of your system or else. When
Speaker 2: you get you have kids in your you know, thirties,
Speaker 2: you start wondering when you're screaming at each other. You
Speaker 2: start blaming it in on the fact that you didn't
Speaker 2: get to live your twenties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like Gostel, I never had sex with uh
Speaker 3: with a black guy. And then your wife's like, I
Speaker 3: thought you weren't gay anyway.
Speaker 2: They all hate their father, and uh, Kyle is she's
Speaker 2: the bigger person Jesus fucking Christ. Uh yeah, And they're
Speaker 2: planning the wedding and it kind of turns uh yeah,
Speaker 2: gets a little dark there when Kyle pulls out the
Speaker 2: wedding photos of her and.
Speaker 3: Uh, oh my god. Hey. So so as as much
Speaker 3: as we want to root for car in her conflict
Speaker 3: against her scumbag husband who's just selling the entire San
Speaker 3: Fernando Valley to private equity, I mean he's just such
Speaker 3: a piece of shit. It's like somebody standing outside of
Speaker 3: a lemonade stand and buying it all and then up
Speaker 3: charging people. You know. It's just so.
Speaker 1: Can I say something Mauricio and jen Shaw. One of
Speaker 1: them is doing something illegal, but what they're doing is
Speaker 1: the same level of horrific behavior. They are corrupting innocent
Speaker 1: neighborhoods that will never recover. He knows it. He should
Speaker 1: be in a condo in Woodland Hills. That's what he deserves.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, for sure. But with that being said, this
Speaker 3: reminded us once again why none of us are fans
Speaker 3: of Kyle Richards. I mean, what are we do in
Speaker 3: bringing out the wedding album when we're talking about, you know,
Speaker 3: a celebratory occasion, quick bombing everybody out, you little corn
Speaker 3: flower tortilla?
Speaker 1: Okay, right, but cornflower tortilla. Also, it's not a celebration.
Speaker 1: It's my fucking I'm discussing, like my theme of my wedding,
Speaker 1: and you choose to now go fucking get the the
Speaker 1: ugly wedding album of our side, Dad and you.
Speaker 3: Mom and mom. So so we've got quite an uphill
Speaker 3: battle here, right. So we need butterflies, and we need
Speaker 3: them trained. None of us knows how to even acquire that,
Speaker 3: how to go about it. We can't be distracted by
Speaker 3: your bummers shit right now, Okay.
Speaker 1: Jesus christ she is.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great TV. All right, we get
Speaker 2: the Rachel Zoe introduction, and it was quite an introduction.
Speaker 2: She is here and so are two pounds of filler
Speaker 2: in her fucking face. That was Caddy Patty by the way,
Speaker 2: in the gay corner.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much for saying that, because that was a messy,
Speaker 3: little shitty thing to say exactly.
Speaker 2: That's well, I'm a gay man right now, and I
Speaker 2: get to say those things, okay, because I'm an ally
Speaker 2: of the females. Get it, okay? So side note, get
Speaker 2: ready for us season of the misuse of the word
Speaker 2: literally and.
Speaker 3: He he just for for a little a littleness.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she uh, she pops up at Kathy h
Speaker 2: hill Figure's house. I'm sorry, Kathy Hillon's house. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I have tommyhill Figure because she got her start with him.
Speaker 3: I'm not laughing at that, Patrick, What are you laughing at?
Speaker 3: Then you have a computer from twenty twelve, and you
Speaker 3: have dropped off the zoom numerous times, but you do
Speaker 3: not break stride. You come back speaking as though you
Speaker 3: have not missed a breath.
Speaker 2: And you know what, Ruby drops out on me too.
Speaker 1: Oh it's my fault.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, what about.
Speaker 3: Are extremely, extremely harmful ways to resolve conflict, you.
Speaker 1: Know, dangerous. What I loved was Rachel ze is unapologetically yourself.
Speaker 1: I I want to I want to live in a house.
Speaker 1: I want to live in her house. I want to
Speaker 1: rob her house so that I can live in it.
Speaker 1: I want to live in her home. Walking over to
Speaker 1: Kathy Hilton's house, this is the type of just wealth
Speaker 1: that I like to see on my screen when I'm
Speaker 1: watching these shows. And I was happy about that.
Speaker 3: You know, little, I don't know, there's a little wrinkle
Speaker 3: in your strategy here. If you're going to rob her house,
Speaker 3: living there would be very difficult. You'd have to do
Speaker 3: it in like a Clive Ellen kind of inside man
Speaker 3: kind of way, and that wouldn't really be I don't
Speaker 3: think that's what you're looking for.
Speaker 1: No, you're on, Yeah, No, you're you're really I'm going
Speaker 1: to revisit. We'll go back to the drawing ward and okay,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm I'm I'm gonna you guys talk a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm moving into or we can take a break. I'm
Speaker 2: moving into my house for a better internet connection. I
Speaker 2: want to give one hundred percent for this episode.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, well we'll keep talking. And sorry everybody,
Speaker 3: we're not in studio. I'm I'm just so so sick, so.
Speaker 1: I would like to Yeah, and I do feel very bad,
Speaker 1: genuinely for you, but I feel worse for your child. Okay,
Speaker 1: really quickly. So the idea that Rachel.
Speaker 3: I say really quickly, you should not feel worse for
Speaker 3: her than you feel for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I probably I need to understand something just quickly,
Speaker 1: just really fast, faster than your interruption. I'll interrupt you
Speaker 1: really quick. I don't think I'm ever going to feel
Speaker 1: worse for you ever again than I do, so you know, but.
Speaker 3: I think that when you have children and your child
Speaker 3: gets sick for the first time, you'll go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: oh my god. I know that she's really struggling. Right now,
Speaker 3: you have no idea what kind of fucking healscape, me
Speaker 3: and your sister in law are in right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, what takes place next in the episode?
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's trying to get her to take a
Speaker 1: heavy vintage Gucci bag to she's picking out her outfits,
Speaker 1: and Kathy says, oh, it's heavy, and Rachel says yes,
Speaker 1: I know. I can't go to Europe without it. Kathy
Speaker 1: won't take a heavy bag period, so that's not coming.
Speaker 1: And I actually am upset the pats On here because
Speaker 1: I wanted to discuss this with the two of you.
Speaker 1: These are the types of marriages that actually really really
Speaker 1: scare me and make me sad and scared.
Speaker 3: Oh you're talking about Rachel Zoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're I'm here for Okay, So Pat, thirty years, basically,
Speaker 1: you have two kids, You've built an empire kind of together.
Speaker 1: It's never been like Bethel and Frankle and awful, awful,
Speaker 1: you know, but like relationships are relationships. Twenty five years
Speaker 1: and the kids destroyed their marriage.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just really quickly paint a picture. So Pat's
Speaker 3: computer is on his bed and he's he's just standing.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna do the show.
Speaker 2: So this is what I do to bring the audience
Speaker 2: the best audio I can. Okay, no, no, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm not blaming the kids, but it is them being
Speaker 2: born is what blew up that relationship because they were
Speaker 2: were single. I'm not single. They're parentless, god, I mean
Speaker 2: childless for so long, living their best lives but when
Speaker 2: the kids came in and it was like change their
Speaker 2: lives so dramatically, they needed to blame someone, so they
Speaker 2: blamed each other.
Speaker 1: Okay, follow up, why ruin your relationship with kids then, right.
Speaker 2: Because that was the next step in the life cycle.
Speaker 3: You're you're supposed to do it. Everybody with children, the
Speaker 3: majority of people with children, don't really tell you how
Speaker 3: horrible it is, so everybody's kind of in this like
Speaker 3: collective lie. And then you have the kids and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: wait a second, this is my life's gone. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: kill myself. And then they're like, yeah, sorry, we should
Speaker 3: have told you.
Speaker 2: I'm six years into it and I'm just starting to
Speaker 2: have fun now. Honestly, I.
Speaker 1: Heard somebody say the other day, I've never been in
Speaker 1: a situation and thought to myself, this would be better
Speaker 1: with some kids, and I said, whoa.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Erica gets to Kyle's house in her shirt and
Speaker 1: that can I say, Patrick, please go into your caddy corner.
Speaker 1: That shirt looked like there was blood on it and
Speaker 1: also a magazine. What was Erica wearing in?
Speaker 3: Can I say, I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 3: Candy Corner. I don't know. If I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's working, the fans will have to let us know.
Speaker 2: But it's working. They love it. Okay, it looked awful.
Speaker 2: You know, she tried this pre scam. She used to
Speaker 2: just show up to dinners wearing like a white T
Speaker 2: shirt that said bitch and she called that like high fashion,
Speaker 2: like she didn't give a fuck. Yeah, she's back there,
Speaker 2: she's feeling herself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, that's good.
Speaker 2: They discussed her concert. You know, she's back on the
Speaker 2: festival circuit. Mm hmm. Yeah, you know I looked up
Speaker 2: that concert. Yeah, and I was wondering. I was like,
Speaker 2: I bet she scaled it down to like two dancers
Speaker 2: and one of them's are makeup artists, like he's you know,
Speaker 2: but no, she had all the bells and whistles, five
Speaker 2: backup dancers, she had the screen behind her. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I was wondering who paid for it?
Speaker 3: What festival circuit is she.
Speaker 2: It was in the United Kingdom, it was it was
Speaker 2: it was Pride week something.
Speaker 1: It's called Mighty Hoopla.
Speaker 3: Yep, mighty hoopla. All right, that's not that's not quite
Speaker 3: San Pedro Chili cook off.
Speaker 2: But now.
Speaker 3: It's getting there.
Speaker 2: Well, they discuss Uhriba and they use a lot of
Speaker 2: words to say she's a raging bitch. Let's just say
Speaker 2: you can see they said things like, you know, you
Speaker 2: can you can see a lot of Sutton, a lot
Speaker 2: of sudden. You can see where where Sutton gets her
Speaker 2: personality from. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's a strong Southern woman. No, she's a bitch.
Speaker 3: She's a horrible she's a horrible woman.
Speaker 1: She she watched her husband die and she's a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing really happens here. We jumped to Sutton's house.
Speaker 3: Uh, Ruby, you imagine being a husband being like, Wow,
Speaker 3: my god, I'm dealing with crippling anxiety and depression right now,
Speaker 3: and your battle acts of a wife is like get
Speaker 3: over it.
Speaker 1: She comes in, she gives you a gun. She's like,
Speaker 1: do something about it.
Speaker 3: Then I can do something about and I'm tired of
Speaker 3: fucking hearing about it, Todd, fucking do something about it.
Speaker 3: Strong that strong other woman.
Speaker 2: Uh sting sounds. Were you aware Ruby that Avi had
Speaker 2: gotten the acts? And do you do you have any
Speaker 2: details if you were aware?
Speaker 1: I don't. I was aware of it. I do not
Speaker 1: have any details, and I believe that's because he had
Speaker 1: to have signed an NDA that is tighter than an
Speaker 1: infant butthole.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can I can't tell you how heartbroken I
Speaker 3: am about the loss of Avvy. I was a huge
Speaker 3: fan of Avvy.
Speaker 2: You know, Dell, all personal assistants need to move on
Speaker 2: at some point. You do not want to spend more
Speaker 2: more than half a decade working for somebody, because then
Speaker 2: you just get stuck in that rut and it goes
Speaker 2: nowhere after that.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Pat, but on the on the
Speaker 1: flip side, when you have rich women like actually rich women,
Speaker 1: not fake rich like dream it is one. It's fun too.
Speaker 1: Sutton needs somebody in that house otherwise she is going
Speaker 1: to be drinking ocean Spray Vodkas at all hours of
Speaker 1: the day and we will find her in four years
Speaker 1: just on the ground.
Speaker 3: Well, and also what happens if her Wi Fi goes out.
Speaker 1: More ocean spray, more vodka than we find her on
Speaker 1: the ground.
Speaker 2: Well, you hope you're in her will, but then you
Speaker 2: could be working for someone who's like having you buy
Speaker 2: baby oil and then six years later you're fucking passed
Speaker 2: out on the rug and we know how that ends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hurts right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till you get to the part of that doc.
Speaker 3: That's a bum.
Speaker 1: That's nice, but so yeah, to avoid that, I think
Speaker 1: you should have friends.
Speaker 2: Kyle and Erica arrive with no gifts and they kind
Speaker 2: of joke about it, which means they really hate her.
Speaker 2: We get a look back at Sutton and Erica's tumultuous
Speaker 2: relationship and it is ugly, but there's a bigger issue
Speaker 2: at hand, where the fuck is AVI? And I kind
Speaker 2: of hate this. I kind of feel like Sutton should
Speaker 2: have had a prepared because she knows this was gonna
Speaker 2: come up. She should have had it kind of a
Speaker 2: prepared line.
Speaker 1: I think this this was her prepared line. I think
Speaker 1: that she he probably they probably he probably said I
Speaker 1: will not take this reactive abuse any longer. You're awful,
Speaker 1: and I quit, and then they probably screamed at each
Speaker 1: other and it wasn't a good thing, and she just
Speaker 1: says things like, you know, it was really hard, and
Speaker 1: then they say, oh my gosh, what happened and she says,
Speaker 1: I don't know we'll never know.
Speaker 2: Well, at the end of the maybe it was in
Speaker 2: the trailer for the next episode or just overall season.
Speaker 2: I think she even like gets Tilly Jennifer Tilly pissed
Speaker 2: at her, saying, this is why everybody leaves you.
Speaker 1: Yep, she does. She turns on her. And I also
Speaker 1: would like to say, I believe the just going back
Speaker 1: to when Erica and her kyler ive Reba refusing to
Speaker 1: get up from the chair to greet anyone, is the
Speaker 1: level of like, that is the level of I hope
Speaker 1: to be there one day.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't want to because your bone's hurt.
Speaker 1: No, No, I possess the ability to I elect to
Speaker 1: not right fair enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I for sure want to get to that
Speaker 3: place too. I want to be able to be at
Speaker 3: an age where and we've talked about it before. If
Speaker 3: I see a new product at a grocery store, I
Speaker 3: don't want to commit to buying it. I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: steal it. I'm just gonna tell I'm just gonna fucking.
Speaker 1: Take our mother Patrick. So she goes to the grocery
Speaker 1: store now with a knife in the car with watermelon.
Speaker 1: Because she said so many bad experiences she takes the
Speaker 1: watermelon to the car. She cuts it open in the
Speaker 1: car and if it is not to her liking, she
Speaker 1: takes it back in open and says no, and they
Speaker 1: say okay, take another one, and she has that until
Speaker 1: she finds one have to be over fifty three.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, sorry sidebar here, but has to do
Speaker 2: with the subject that we're discussing. I went to Gelson's
Speaker 2: the day before Thanksgiving bought a twenty six dollars pumpkin
Speaker 2: pie from Victor section.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, I think I think giving confectionery stuff
Speaker 3: that I think Elson's is a good spot for that.
Speaker 2: Well, Thursday morning, we're making cinnabuns, which is a tradition
Speaker 2: in our family. My wife looks over at the pie
Speaker 2: and has mold all over the top of it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it is.
Speaker 2: Less than Victor.
Speaker 1: Dylan not Victor anymore. They switched purveyors. My aunt went
Speaker 1: to pick up cookies for Thanksgiving. Pot she shows up Dylan.
Speaker 1: The three pounds of cookies she got were literally they
Speaker 1: were moist and they had it was as though they
Speaker 1: had been left to condense on each other, all stuck together.
Speaker 3: Wait, Victor's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: They sold it to some discussion. Now it looks like
Speaker 1: a fucking little it looks like a French girl's little bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's all white and pink stripes. It's awful.
Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me. I'm not wife the princess cake.
Speaker 1: The products are all the same. It's like American Arth's,
Speaker 1: like Urban outfitters. They still make bedg jeans, but the
Speaker 1: supplier is different, so you can't wear them. That's what
Speaker 1: they're doing to us. They're gaslighting you. They're giving you
Speaker 1: a princess cake and saying, go eat this, you'll love it.
Speaker 1: And then you'll eat it and say, why is their
Speaker 1: mold on this? I paid twenty six dollars.
Speaker 3: For their believe Victor b is gone, man gone?
Speaker 2: Why bitch, woll fool me once? Shame on me, Shame
Speaker 2: on you, fool you twice? All right? Where are we?
Speaker 1: Uh? Okay, Sutton's marriage, I believe is where we're at.
Speaker 3: Did the Catholic Church just to erised it, done and
Speaker 3: oled it and erased it?
Speaker 1: They they mold Garcel into the I thought the Garcel
Speaker 1: situation was going to be like a very intense conversation,
Speaker 1: much like Abby. She gave us nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
Speaker 3: Well, this will give more Garcel at the at the
Speaker 3: party though, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so just real quick, they do discuss where
Speaker 2: the hell why is Garcel not talking to anyone? I
Speaker 2: can't answer that. She's over the bullshit. You women will
Speaker 2: step on a dead body to guarantee another season on
Speaker 2: this fucking show. That's why she's gone. The ladies then
Speaker 2: sit down for a chat and discuss the Really the
Speaker 2: husband want an annulment because of the church. I'm wondering
Speaker 2: if he was trying to wrangle kind of getting out
Speaker 2: of some money having to be paid by getting an annulled,
Speaker 2: getting his last name taken off her driver's license. I
Speaker 2: wonder if there's more to this story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do not know if there is, Okay, if
Speaker 1: there's not. People who have disgusting sorry, people who have
Speaker 1: this amount of money that like to play. It's like
Speaker 1: Orca's playing with their food before they eat it. You're bad.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? This is not cool. Get
Speaker 1: a hobby, go golf, don't annul your marriage, right because
Speaker 1: to the mother of your children, that's not like a
Speaker 1: good way to spend our time when we're so rich.
Speaker 3: Right, well, I mean the Catholics have a pretty hard line, you.
Speaker 2: Know, and if you have a lot of time on
Speaker 2: your hands and you truly despise someone, you know, you
Speaker 2: know a.
Speaker 3: Fun story about uh about our family, you know. We
Speaker 3: we were fortunate to have the opportunity for me to
Speaker 3: be baptized in Saint Peter's Patrick's St. Patrick, Saint Patrick,
Speaker 3: New York. And uh, they were like, we'd be happy
Speaker 3: to but uh, Peter, you have to anno your marriage.
Speaker 3: He's like, you can go fuck yourself. I'm not fucking
Speaker 3: doing that. And we were like, wait, hang on a second,
Speaker 3: this would be really amazing. You don't even talk to her.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know, I fucking hate her. I
Speaker 3: don't care, though. I don't want that guy telling me
Speaker 3: what to do. So we didn't. Uh, we didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Dylan isn't saved.
Speaker 3: Heavan's no, all right, well all right.
Speaker 2: By the way, I want to say this with small
Speaker 2: talk at these uh these meetings, like anybody who ever
Speaker 2: want to open up with, Hey, what's everybody watching on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not allowed.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Kyle invites everybody to a party that will represent the
Speaker 2: beginning of the summer and despite the drama, Dreek will
Speaker 2: be invited as well. And can I just say those
Speaker 2: sandwiches look disgusting.
Speaker 1: The first thing I thought of was the fact that
Speaker 1: you served this falling out mayonnaise based whatever the slop
Speaker 1: is toriba Ooh, I hope that you heard about that
Speaker 1: all night.
Speaker 2: I would never eat those unless I was coming home
Speaker 2: from a bar to am. Then I'd eat two of them.
Speaker 3: You know why? They were like that hot? That's how
Speaker 3: Reva likes them. Oh no, no, no, no no. Now
Speaker 3: she's like a gollum like character at this point. You
Speaker 3: know she wants hot. What mayonnaise is pouring out, That's
Speaker 3: how I like it.
Speaker 2: Good is all right? Let's get to Rachel Zoe's house.
Speaker 2: She's happy being alone with the kids. She regrets working
Speaker 2: with her ex. Let's see here. Oh yeah, she wants
Speaker 2: All she cares about is her kids being great and
Speaker 2: uh and then she spends the next five minutes talking
Speaker 2: about what a piece of shit her husband is.
Speaker 1: Well also, okay, so one again, I just the house.
Speaker 1: I would like the house, Rach. If you're willing to
Speaker 1: give the house, I would like you to give it
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: And Rach think about it.
Speaker 1: Mull it over. No Rush, Rach, No Rush, I.
Speaker 3: Think, Rache, We're not going to flip out if the
Speaker 3: answer is no. But you miss one hundred percent of
Speaker 3: the shots you don't take. I mean, we're just trying
Speaker 3: to ask give us the.
Speaker 1: House, Rach, call me Wayne, Okay. I just here's what
Speaker 1: I'll say. Wayne is a name. Cassius is. First of all,
Speaker 1: there's only one s, so it's not a name. Those
Speaker 1: are sounds. No one here is Greek. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we were doing. It is cruel.
Speaker 3: I think she might be a big fan of Muhammad
Speaker 3: Ali before he became a Muslim or something like that.
Speaker 1: Well, her son is is not Muhammad Ali before he
Speaker 1: became Muslim, right, her son is growing up in like bell.
Speaker 1: It just it's why not David or or Sean you
Speaker 1: know so? Or Jagger or honestly Dylan. Actually, are are
Speaker 1: you pulling out Cassius or Jagger? U?
Speaker 2: No, it's a dumb name.
Speaker 3: I think I think they're both. But you know what,
Speaker 3: people can name their children however whatever they want.
Speaker 1: He seems like a nice kid, though, I will.
Speaker 2: Say, and you've ruined his life. It's gonna be problematic
Speaker 2: at the DMV for the rest of his life. Anybody
Speaker 2: taking down the name too for anything? Thanks Rachel. Hey,
Speaker 2: I want to say some dyl. I think I told
Speaker 2: you this when I was delivering meals on wheels. Her
Speaker 2: name was pat lovely woman. Anyway, I was young. She
Speaker 2: tried me hooking me up with her daughter. Her daughter
Speaker 2: was Taylor, who worked for Rachel Zoh. Do you remember Taylor.
Speaker 1: From the from the show Yeah.
Speaker 2: From the show Funny and Taylor and Brad who later
Speaker 2: went on to have Brad's World. I became friendly with him,
Speaker 2: who was married to Gary, who was one of the
Speaker 2: head writers on Family Guy, Small World.
Speaker 3: Oh man, anyway, fuck, did Rachel get back to you
Speaker 3: about this whole thing?
Speaker 1: No, not yet. She's still thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Rachel, who it's okay, Rachel's Oh you know Rachel's ol.
Speaker 1: On a personal level around the holidays. Yeah, she styles
Speaker 1: me really wow? No, No she doesn't. Here's what I
Speaker 1: have to say. When we got to the next scene. Okay,
Speaker 1: the girls go into this Erica and bo'se go into
Speaker 1: the restaurant. It is spelled A D K T. Can
Speaker 1: I make a request stop doing this? Spell the words
Speaker 1: don't do this.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I believe it's addict a d k T. Yeah, clever
Speaker 1: hate mm hmm.
Speaker 3: There's something about that. You know. There's this guy on
Speaker 3: the new Sexy Unique restaurant and he his shirt is
Speaker 3: buttoned all the way kind of down and then it
Speaker 3: kind of the last button is is kind of like
Speaker 3: just above his navel.
Speaker 2: He's the new Jacks by the way, right.
Speaker 3: So if you just took that torso and then a
Speaker 3: picture of the sign of that restaurant, you'd be like,
Speaker 3: these two things are they're the exact same thing. They're
Speaker 3: they're spiritually the same exact thing. And I agree with
Speaker 3: you no more.
Speaker 2: Uh. If you watch the first episode of the og
Speaker 2: vander Pump and This, there is almost an exact same
Speaker 2: monologue from Kristen Dodi and one of the girls talking
Speaker 2: about year at sir, we're all models, aspiring actresses. You know,
Speaker 2: we're hot and where you know, we love to play
Speaker 2: and work. It's like put him back to back. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing that's different about this season is that
Speaker 3: business is.
Speaker 2: No right.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing we can believe. Okay, sorry, the
Speaker 1: crime is having fun. Did you guys hear that it
Speaker 1: was like a siren. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: The current version back in the day, Ken wasn't talking
Speaker 2: to horses all.
Speaker 1: Day, right, So I like that. I Vanderpump Rules and
Speaker 1: Continuum by John Mayer are two comfort things that I
Speaker 1: refer to and go back to for the last ten years.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm in the point where Jack's just fucked
Speaker 1: faith and he's still denying it in this episode and
Speaker 1: he's like and gets to these points where he looks
Speaker 1: at Brittany and he's like, I don't even want to
Speaker 1: be with you anymore than if you're going to just
Speaker 1: judge me because I didn't even do something. And you're like,
Speaker 1: it's like so crazy that you married him and had
Speaker 1: a kid. You cannot strike lightning in a bottle twice.
Speaker 1: I think this show would have been good if we
Speaker 1: had never seen the original. These kids can literally start
Speaker 1: fucking each other's parents. We'll be like, well, did you
Speaker 1: guys fuck somebody's best friend after they'd been together for
Speaker 1: thirty Like, there's just you can't you can't do it twice.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bravo.
Speaker 2: Also, every all the copycats have already gone come and
Speaker 2: failed too. They had a saddle ranch, they had the abbey,
Speaker 2: they had a million of the Southern Hospitality. It's like,
Speaker 2: what's new about this? The fact that it's Lisa's stamp on?
Speaker 3: You know what? I think. I think Werner Hertzog's next
Speaker 3: documentary should be about Barney's Beanery and the history of
Speaker 3: that place and what it's turned into now. And he
Speaker 3: could talk about the TikTokers the way that he talks
Speaker 3: about chickens, and he could just it could be a
Speaker 3: metaphor about how our society is collapsing.
Speaker 2: You know who in the eighties, let me.
Speaker 3: Guess, Mark McGrath, John Taffer, John Taffer.
Speaker 1: Also, Southern Hospitality is an incredible show. Do not knock
Speaker 1: it until you've tried it. Please continue.
Speaker 3: Can we get to Kyle's house please?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we're at well really quickly though.
Speaker 3: Getting back to the restaurant addict, Erica Jane refers to
Speaker 3: Sutton as a box. Yeah, that's gross.
Speaker 1: She don't go into the gay corner before either, So
Speaker 1: it's really gross.
Speaker 3: That's really really gross.
Speaker 2: Well, she's basically saying that Sutton's fake.
Speaker 3: Now she's saying that she's fat.
Speaker 2: Oh she did take a shot because yeah, Bose wants
Speaker 2: to know what's up with Aviy and points out that
Speaker 2: she's a mean person and because she'll basically, uh, do
Speaker 2: horrible things to you. And then she shows up to
Speaker 2: the reunion. I think she referred to her as having
Speaker 2: a church mouth, and and then ultimately she takes a
Speaker 2: shot and calls her fat.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing, it's a song. She has a
Speaker 3: she has more overhead than you, right because you live
Speaker 3: in a pool house, so you have more leeway to
Speaker 3: get you know, ice luge on your stomach and whatever
Speaker 3: you did to your legs and stuff like that. And
Speaker 3: Sutton's you know, she's a she's a kind of a
Speaker 3: she's kind of a bitch, but she's you know, just
Speaker 3: aging normally, right, So we don't we don't have to
Speaker 3: say she's fat right right.
Speaker 1: Also, though, here's the other that would be like somebody
Speaker 1: going up to Dylan and being like, yeah, you you're
Speaker 1: fuck you short idiot. You'd be like, sure, I'm that's
Speaker 1: just not sudden. As many things objectively, you fat is
Speaker 1: she just isn't by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
Speaker 3: So yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: No Boxy Jane.
Speaker 2: By the way, we'll see if any any criticism comes
Speaker 2: out about that remark on the on the internet and
Speaker 2: all the judges.
Speaker 3: I would I would hope. So, you know, if we're
Speaker 3: playing this game, then let's play the game. Let's get
Speaker 3: to Kyle's house, who she's throwing a party. I feel
Speaker 3: a little gas lit by the way that this was exhibited,
Speaker 3: because there's fifty people just staff working on this party.
Speaker 3: Now at varying points, we saw people trickling in. So
Speaker 3: I was confused about whether this event was thrown for
Speaker 3: the seven or eight housewives only or for a larger
Speaker 3: group of people, And ultimately it really just was for
Speaker 3: the women. There were just buckets and buckets of delicious foods,
Speaker 3: steak cooked to perfection with chimmy churry, crispy salmon. We
Speaker 3: had flower people, We had sponsored drink buckets or just dispensers.
Speaker 3: We had so many things going on for eight anarecs
Speaker 3: women to sit down and shit talk Garcel like well,
Speaker 3: like she says, you can't just invite anybody over these days,
Speaker 3: how calm? Why not? You guys are just gonna shit
Speaker 3: on Garcel. Just pour wine.
Speaker 1: So, as someone who is planning a wedding, you may
Speaker 1: think that people want to come to your house, and
Speaker 1: they don't just want to sit down. And do you
Speaker 1: think that they want to make flower crowns and have
Speaker 1: these brand sponsored activities. What they want to do is
Speaker 1: is be off their feet with an alcoholic beverage in
Speaker 1: their hand, talking shit about Garcel. That's it. They want
Speaker 1: to be drunk and in a comfortable area that isn't
Speaker 1: too hot or too cold. No one wants to make
Speaker 1: a flower anything. Nobody wants to do. No one is here. Also,
Speaker 1: a lot of these people have younger kids. I fucking
Speaker 1: crafted all day to day because I have stupid crumb crunchers.
Speaker 1: Let me drink and talk my shit about Garcel.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby nailed it, uh because Kyle explained, oh we gotta,
Speaker 2: you know, have activities and wrong, that's for parties for
Speaker 2: six year olds, you idiot, this a line for fifty days.
Speaker 2: Ruby pointed out, flower crowns are for Coachella. What you
Speaker 2: want is good music, good food, and fucking booze. That's
Speaker 2: all we want and some shit.
Speaker 1: Talking And they don't need anything, so really it's and
Speaker 1: they don't know what music is, so it's really literally
Speaker 1: shit talking and booze. That's it. Sit down.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, the disgrace, what is it? The disgrace?
Speaker 1: Morally corrupt, morally corrupt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's still holding on to that five seconds of relevance.
Speaker 2: By the way, people associated with that trial and all that, Uh,
Speaker 2: they're going to slowly start dying off pretty soon. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be surprised if we didn't hear. Who is that
Speaker 2: really annoying blonde haired guy that got famous.
Speaker 1: Through the trial, Ron Goldman? Who's dead?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, he's no. I don't know,
Speaker 2: say he was dead before it all began. Uh? No,
Speaker 2: who's the annoying juror that lived with j Simpson? I
Speaker 2: can't remember. God, I'm glad I don't remember his name.
Speaker 3: You're saying Age is going to claim these.
Speaker 2: People, I'm saying they're getting up there now, the Fays
Speaker 2: next the god whoever with a cop that lies?
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think they're quite World War
Speaker 3: two veterans I know around for a little bit. But
Speaker 3: she is.
Speaker 2: More screaming at their phone right now where they're.
Speaker 3: But listen, we have to sit down with the women
Speaker 3: and talk about Garcel. Rachel Zoe arrives and how do
Speaker 3: we feel about rachel Zoe's She's very soft spoken the
Speaker 3: entire time, but I mean volume as a character at
Speaker 3: this table.
Speaker 1: I believe rachel zo is a selfish bitch. I'm serious,
Speaker 1: Like I think that Bose is, Like pat said, trying
Speaker 1: to come at this now is like I will be
Speaker 1: the moral high ground and it will be my show
Speaker 1: from up here. I think Rachel Zoe is ready to
Speaker 1: come in and just fucking fire shots and then the
Speaker 1: blood will spill, and then she'll go home to her
Speaker 1: non named children and hang out in her gorgeous house
Speaker 1: that we won't wrong.
Speaker 2: But let us know, excuse me, Caddy, Patty's here, I'm
Speaker 2: in the gay corner. Uh. Normally I like Bos's looks.
Speaker 2: This one didn't work for me. She looks like a genie.
Speaker 2: That wish she fired her glam squad.
Speaker 1: That was good, good, wait.
Speaker 3: There was a genie quality to it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the kili of it all? Is
Speaker 1: he gay? This is strange? She is so smart and
Speaker 1: like accomplished. Actually, what is going on?
Speaker 2: It's the it's you know, how a person has everything
Speaker 2: together and there's one fucked up thing about him. This
Speaker 2: is her, This is her one thing what's going on?
Speaker 1: Can you think of another person like that and just
Speaker 1: in like personal and not like at random celebrity, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Julie Roberts, she has one imperfection. She has a
Speaker 2: fucking weird vein that runs up her forehead.
Speaker 3: You can't say, you can't retroactively say Caddy, Patty. You
Speaker 3: have to be very very clear. And when I'm talking
Speaker 3: about that Patrick, I mean Jesus Christ. You could say that.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you go Willem Dafoe. He's a talented actor,
Speaker 3: but he looks like he escaped a fire, you know
Speaker 3: almost You.
Speaker 1: Know that would have been mean because that was what
Speaker 1: we were doing. Either is more so like when you see.
Speaker 2: People Brad Pitt, he's an idiot?
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, so would it be like like Jennifer Aniston
Speaker 1: made a bad call being with him for so long, right,
Speaker 1: Like she's perfect and that was her one flaw.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't really think that there is I
Speaker 3: don't think there's anybody. Well, you blame Brad in that situation.
Speaker 3: You blame Brad and Angelina. I don't. I don't think
Speaker 3: that Jennifer Aniston has has any culpability there. But you know,
Speaker 3: it's really really difficult. We've all seen mister and missus Smith,
Speaker 3: you know, to ask Brad to be a better person
Speaker 3: in that situation. Listen. Obviously, yeah, we would like to
Speaker 3: say we wish that you would have done better, but
Speaker 3: also we've seen mister and missus Smith. I mean, think
Speaker 3: about the normal person.
Speaker 2: There's just no way, Dylan, Dylan, I've said this before.
Speaker 2: Never in history has anybody ever been given a pass
Speaker 2: as a home wrecker than Angelina period. I've never seen
Speaker 2: that before. She literally destroyed a marriage and was a
Speaker 2: home wrecker, and we were like, you know, I think
Speaker 2: Jen kind of deserved it.
Speaker 3: Well, he got a he got a pretty decent pass
Speaker 3: there too.
Speaker 2: Because he's very good looking.
Speaker 3: He's very hot.
Speaker 1: Claire Danes. Let's not forget nobody ever forget never, ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever forget home wrecking. Whoor okay, seven months pregnant,
Speaker 1: Mary Louise Parker, love her. Nancy Botwin is my queen.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Claar Dance.
Speaker 2: Also also Billy crought up was very very.
Speaker 1: Handsome, awful guy, beautiful looking. Okay, yeah, you know, and.
Speaker 3: We you know, we've got SpongeBob who was just broken
Speaker 3: up with by already Ariana grand day.
Speaker 1: And hold on, did she actually break up with him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she broke up with him.
Speaker 1: You're fucking kidding me? Did she really dill in her art?
Speaker 3: Thanks? I saw it on the internet.
Speaker 2: Can I just say they're weird? They're weird?
Speaker 1: Little no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I will no,
Speaker 1: I will talk. Okay, you go.
Speaker 2: Okay. So Cynthia Revio Rivo and Arianna they're doing all
Speaker 2: this touchy, feel like stuff and they're like saying, like
Speaker 2: we're where by whatever? Uh, you guys have not been
Speaker 2: seen together before or after any of the press tours. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are paparazzi outside wherever you two live.
Speaker 2: You guys are basically frauds like that, And let's.
Speaker 3: Not let's let's let's actually just shut the fuck up
Speaker 3: for one second, okay, because.
Speaker 1: They're mainly because they're still together, and Dylan's literally gas no.
Speaker 3: No, no, wait, well two things. Wait are you talking? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: you're talking about Cynthia and Ariana, and I don't want
Speaker 3: you to shot on their their love for one another, okay,
Speaker 3: because it's infectious. They they do need to eat a sandwich,
Speaker 3: and everyone on that cast needs to eat a Sandwich's
Speaker 3: actually the scariest thing ever. It's like there's a goddamn
Speaker 3: uh dementor on set, Like the PA's are all the mentors, right,
Speaker 3: I saw you.
Speaker 2: I saw through Ariana's head. I could see the chair
Speaker 2: she was saying.
Speaker 1: And again they're they're the most talented people. But it's
Speaker 1: like you that you have to eat. You have to
Speaker 1: eat to live. Just remember that.
Speaker 3: That's also I did just pull up an article call
Speaker 3: it calls our so it calls Ariana Grande and Ethan's
Speaker 3: later proved they're still going strong, which makes me actually
Speaker 3: quite sad.
Speaker 1: Because they should break up and then we will all
Speaker 1: dance around the fact that she is actually a home
Speaker 1: wrecking horror who broke up a marriage with a newborn child,
Speaker 1: and they deserve to again go to your condo, live
Speaker 1: next to mo and your kids when they're.
Speaker 3: A great well. So anyways, we talk about Garcel, and
Speaker 3: I have to we rap with talking about Garcel. We
Speaker 3: actually wrap with Hot Girl Summer. But Garcel leaving the
Speaker 3: show and not talking to anybody is, as the kids
Speaker 3: would say, a real crash out, and for me personally,
Speaker 3: I think it's completely unfounded. Garcel was brutal to date
Speaker 3: last season, and we loved it. Okay, we were We
Speaker 3: were thrilled about the the It was the only entertaining
Speaker 3: thing about last season was Garcel going, hey, did you
Speaker 3: stage that robbery by any chance?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 3: The fact that she was pressed about it was too
Speaker 3: much for her. Hey, also, your a housewife. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna do that, you're gonna get asked about it. But
Speaker 3: if you may not have the defense mounted that you're
Speaker 3: looking for from your fellow castmates.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Dell In private, I believe she had
Speaker 2: hinted at multiple women on the cast had one hundred
Speaker 2: percent agreed with her, and then when she went out
Speaker 2: and said it put her neck on the line, no
Speaker 2: one said anything on the dais And that's what really
Speaker 2: pissed her off.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, here's what I have to say about that,
Speaker 1: the exact same thing that Dylan just said. You are
Speaker 1: a housewife. You're getting paid. This is a job. Think
Speaker 1: about Vicki or a Tamra or Shannon Badour drove her
Speaker 1: car into a house with Archie in the back seat
Speaker 1: on the phone with the police saying, my owner is
Speaker 1: drunk and she's driving into houses again. She showed up.
Speaker 1: She took the cast photo. At the end, she had
Speaker 1: Tamra call her drunk. The entire season, like Garce, nobody
Speaker 1: stood up for me, and we all talked shit about you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: like post the screenshots of your texts then or something
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: Somebody somebody on Jeopardy going, I don't know that much
Speaker 3: about the renaissance. It's like, what, sorry, there's another category
Speaker 3: coming up, you fucking whiney piece of shit. Okay, and
Speaker 3: the Jeopardy you lose her.
Speaker 1: So that's that's what I think.
Speaker 2: By the way, you know what you want to know.
Speaker 2: What prompted this discussion was Bo's going after Ston. She
Speaker 2: was like, hey, you're lonely now, hah, Sutton, now that
Speaker 2: Abby's not around, you know, because you were kind of paining.
Speaker 3: Quickly say, I'm not calling garcela winey piece of shit.
Speaker 3: I was saying, the guy on Jeopardy who doesn't about
Speaker 3: the renaissance.
Speaker 2: That's right. And she's like, also, gar hates your guts too.
Speaker 2: That's probably why she left. To be fair, everybody kind
Speaker 2: of hates you.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Like Bo's was, I like, she's getting in the mud,
Speaker 2: And then I think that's when Kathy and Rachel show
Speaker 2: up and then Bo's and Rachel Zoe bond. Uh. They
Speaker 2: had already bonded on a podcast earlier in the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, podcasts can be very bonding. Oh yes, yes, you know,
Speaker 3: we bond every week on a podcast. But I gotta say,
Speaker 3: Kathy pulling jeans out of her bag is thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's really there's really nothing that we can say
Speaker 3: about Kathy Hilton, who's speaking of the renaissances. Kind of
Speaker 3: if I was around back then and I was Da
Speaker 3: Vinci or something like that, I would see Kathy Hilton
Speaker 3: and I would say, I need to make you my muse.
Speaker 3: I mean, I will follow you to the ends of
Speaker 3: the earth to be inspired. Twenty four seven.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something very quickly speaking about a muse.
Speaker 1: First of all, her taking the scissors out to cut
Speaker 1: the string earlier. Yeah, okay, when her home got robbed
Speaker 1: at Bravocan while she was away, her husband Rick was
Speaker 1: fucking home. Okay, that motherfucker took his shotgun, fired it
Speaker 1: in the home and said get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Police are coming. Can you believe again, perhaps people are
Speaker 1: anti gun and that's a different I'm not even addressing
Speaker 1: that part of this, right, like the idea that Rick Hilton,
Speaker 1: as old as he is Kathy is a Bravocon and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, ooh he he we're going to rob this
Speaker 1: big mansion. Uh h, big Rick has shot.
Speaker 3: You can fucking note there's a fucking ninety eight year
Speaker 3: old man in there, fueled up on baked potatoes and
Speaker 3: fish eggs, and he's going to take your head off. Okay, guys,
Speaker 3: we really appreciate you all watching dyl.
Speaker 2: We can't end this. We got to talk about how
Speaker 2: Rachel Zoe Actually while they were talking about what pieces
Speaker 2: of shit PK and Mo were, she tells Kyle, Oh,
Speaker 2: so I was in skiing h and Aspen. Uh one
Speaker 2: of my friends tried hooking me up with Mo. And
Speaker 2: you see, Kyle, I kind of like, and I don't
Speaker 2: no offense to Rachel, but uh, I don't think you're
Speaker 2: Moe's type. You're not one year out of high school.
Speaker 2: But I'm bumped.
Speaker 3: That's fine. Yeah, that's exactly what my wife said. When
Speaker 3: we were watching the show. She was like, they tried
Speaker 3: to hook me up with Mo, and my darlings here.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm a little old for Mo. I
Speaker 3: think it's like, she's so mean, but also.
Speaker 1: No, she's not she I think that Kyle. The picture
Speaker 1: I sent you guys of Kyle sitting there staring.
Speaker 3: Going, yeah, the mids the mids of our.
Speaker 1: Fast, it's midsimar feast in a face. That was Kyle
Speaker 1: the entire time, just nodding in agreement with everything that
Speaker 1: everyone was saying. And then as soon as that came
Speaker 1: out of her mouth, she was like, Oh, I will
Speaker 1: skin you while you sleep tonight. That's so funny that
Speaker 1: someone did that. I love that. Again, she is not nineteen,
Speaker 1: so she is she's too old for him. But we
Speaker 1: will see Mo when he's seventy one. We will read
Speaker 1: a Radar online if they are still in existence article
Speaker 1: about it. I still am urdy Greek, so I can.
Speaker 3: See it like Rachel does drinking back guard. She has
Speaker 3: a pizza sam Man, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 3: she wakes up about up three hours sorriented, and she's
Speaker 3: completely strip naked, but she is in some kind of shawl,
Speaker 3: and Kyle and all of her daughters are standing around
Speaker 3: her chanting. It's awful, awful chant and Mauricio walks in.
Speaker 3: He is completely nude and his eyelids have been cut off.
Speaker 2: And and.
Speaker 3: That's that's how Rachel so parishes. Really scary stuff from Kyle.
Speaker 2: Well, that's it. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Uh,
Speaker 2: that's that's old Patty. Remember to go to patreon dot com,
Speaker 2: slash another podcast network, and I guess where else can
Speaker 2: what else do we need a pro? Alliet Dad's doing
Speaker 2: a podcast. I'll be right out.
Speaker 3: That's it. Get in the comments, let us know what
Speaker 3: you thought about the episode. We'll be back in studio
Speaker 3: next week. I'll be on the mend. We love you
Speaker 3: guys very much.
Speaker 2: Bye guys, but I