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<v Speaker 1>They are lovely. They seem to be a very cute match.

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<v Speaker 1>And I will say, you know, as a mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that is what you want for your child.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want that, But they didn't get that.

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<v Speaker 3>Or Mo crawling around fucking taking half your employees, poaching

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<v Speaker 3>your fucking daughter and your work staff.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, don't forget nailing thirty three year old cocktail waitresses.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot that.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome aboard. It's bad with the mecats of Real Housewives

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<v Speaker 2>of Beverly Hills. You may be asking yourself, Hey, Patty,

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<v Speaker 2>why the hell are you opening the show's what's up

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<v Speaker 2>with Dylan? Well, I'll answer that he's sick as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the bad news for you, guys. The good news

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<v Speaker 2>is he's ill here. But his voice is really going

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<v Speaker 2>to annoy you. Hi, Dyl, Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Pat? Are you good? A? I love Ruby Ruby? How

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<v Speaker 3>don't you love Pat's show? Open voice sounds weird over

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<v Speaker 3>zoom or it's it's it's like he's the warm up

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<v Speaker 3>guy for the price is right. It's really I.

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<v Speaker 2>Really miss my calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he sounds like the James Marsden's character in Hairspray,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy on that show. That's what Pat sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, Oh, James Marsden actually fantastic and hop.

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<v Speaker 2>The bunny rabbits poop jellybeans in that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, listen, we're not here to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're here to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly

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<v Speaker 2>Hills an extended episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh was it long?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, it was fifty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Before we get into that. Go to patroon dot com

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<v Speaker 3>Slash another podcast network to hear our coverage of Real

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<v Speaker 3>Housewives of Salt Lake. Pat, should we talk about your

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<v Speaker 3>DM to Apple? Oh? Now? Or should we do that

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<v Speaker 3>on a different show. Well, we can do that, Pat

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<v Speaker 3>Road to Apple about Pluribus and how he's I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>honestly he's he's really upset.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I hate when I have to take back a

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<v Speaker 2>recommendation because I'm embarrassed. I tell our audience I'm into

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<v Speaker 2>the show. You guys should watch it too. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on episode six, the show is going nowhere, and I'm upset.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to resend my recommendation. Therefore, I have to

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<v Speaker 2>contact reach out. I tried to reach out to Vince Gilligan,

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<v Speaker 2>the creator of the show, but he is nowhere on

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<v Speaker 2>the socials, so I have to go directly to the

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<v Speaker 2>people bankroll in his vision, which is Apple TV. I

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<v Speaker 2>write them a strongly worded message telling them the show

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<v Speaker 2>is a piece of crap. They need to cancel it immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and I sent my text to Dylan Ruby.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a question when you say you wrote

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<v Speaker 1>a message? What how did we contact? I must know

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<v Speaker 1>I text.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, I DM them on Instagram. Trust me, it gets

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<v Speaker 2>to them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm asking because think about that.

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<v Speaker 3>For a moment. You DMed Apple Okay. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>the first trillion dollar company in the United States in

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<v Speaker 3>the history of the country. And you said, hey, I

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<v Speaker 3>think this show sucks. It's not the pace is not

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<v Speaker 3>fast enough with me, and you DMed their Instagram account.

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<v Speaker 3>And when Ruby found that out, you said, trust me,

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<v Speaker 3>it gets to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the message and I'll keep it brief.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple, my name's Patty. I hope this message finds you well.

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<v Speaker 2>I am writing this message to ask you to cancel

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Pluribus. I'm in eight hours of this piece

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<v Speaker 2>of shit and it's going nowhere. Maybe it's going Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>My eyes are so bad I can't even read my

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<v Speaker 2>own writing. Gil again lost his fat Fastball. It's happened

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<v Speaker 2>to the best of them. Tarantino made death Proof.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the internet froze. Yeah we got it. But yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>Pat's not throughout the speaking of Tarantino, you're here the

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<v Speaker 3>Tarantino and Paul Dano drama right now on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he said he's the worst act.

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<v Speaker 3>What is his internet? Sorry about this, guys, It's just

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<v Speaker 3>his Internet has been horrible for forever. So listen, let's

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<v Speaker 3>get into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Patty's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be hosting, and I'm gonna be throwing to Ruby

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<v Speaker 3>first for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby Hills is how many babays do you give this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, okay, pat thank you that good

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<v Speaker 1>good job. Your god.

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<v Speaker 3>Was I fucking on an island there had not the

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<v Speaker 3>faintest idea it's bebe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I was in a ship and I looked and

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<v Speaker 1>said like, I'm not stopping. I wasn't gonna save you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to myself, Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a guy over there, We're not going.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That was me and I, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hesitant to say this. I think it could be I

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<v Speaker 1>think it could be one of their better seasons we've

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<v Speaker 1>seen in the last five years. I think Rachel Zoe

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<v Speaker 1>is an actual success. She's like, actually worth something, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not fraudulent. She seems pretty cunty, messy, willing to you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one who we don't know that much about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to see her as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well she sounds she seems really mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also okay, so she's the she's thirty four,

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<v Speaker 1>she is a woman's finance coach or something. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>that get riches, fuck lady or something. Yeah, we'll chat

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<v Speaker 1>about her. But listen, I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Should anybody take financial advice? I guess. I guess there

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<v Speaker 3>are a lot of coked up fuck boys on Wall

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<v Speaker 3>Street that are good with money. But when I think

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<v Speaker 3>about financial advice, I want it from like an old

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<v Speaker 3>jew and I mean like fifty or seven, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 3>somebody yeah or omaha. Anyways, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to have a hole in your shoe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's a nice shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>You've had it for thirty years. It was an investment piece,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah. I don't think she has holes in

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<v Speaker 1>her shoes. I think that these ladies are all kind

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<v Speaker 1>of teetering or not all most of them in a

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<v Speaker 1>weird spot. Like Erica. Tom's not dead yet, Okay, Bo's

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<v Speaker 1>no Dylan, he just went to prison. He's not dead.

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<v Speaker 1>He speaks.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember she was going to hit the stage to that

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<v Speaker 2>loud crowd and god damn at that old Wrinkley bastard.

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<v Speaker 2>The phone ring.

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<v Speaker 1>It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it was the internet calling. They were telling her

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<v Speaker 2>that he went to jail. She has mixed feelings about it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I have thoughts on that, sorry, Ruby.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay uh. There are serially serial that have family members.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty eighty three babees.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go ahead, okay uh. Tom ripped off a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of people that no longer have ear lobes because they

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<v Speaker 2>fucking burned off, and he ripped their money off.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom didn't steal from Erica Jane Baby. He floated her

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<v Speaker 2>lifestyle for twenty two years and then he got caught

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<v Speaker 2>ripping a bunch of people off. Okay, he won't talk

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<v Speaker 2>to him because he's an evil person. But my point

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<v Speaker 2>is there's serial killers out there with a body count

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<v Speaker 2>higher than like thirty, and their uncles still visit them

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<v Speaker 2>in prison. Here's my point. Erica, Baby, you can still

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<v Speaker 2>visit the old man in jail. Like, if you have

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<v Speaker 2>mixed feelings about it, no one's going to give you

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<v Speaker 2>a hard time about visiting your husband. He didn't do

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<v Speaker 2>you wrong. He did everybody else on the planet earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, her outrage is a little bit like we've been

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<v Speaker 3>watching this Diddy documentary and these people that are like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 3>he's really sick. It's like you worked with him for

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<v Speaker 3>like thirty years, Like what do you what did you

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<v Speaker 3>want to fucking raise any any hands throughout the course

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<v Speaker 3>of your tenure with him? Anyway, the young.

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<v Speaker 2>People, I understand that. Did you get to part four

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<v Speaker 2>or five? Yet? The young producer that he never paid

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<v Speaker 2>that produced his last record before shit hit the Wall? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, a lot of footage in that studio

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<v Speaker 2>muse a Grinder studios where I.

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<v Speaker 3>Worked, Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, where was I.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm gonna give my I'm gonna give my bib

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<v Speaker 2>base sorry. Okay. Overall, I absolutely loved it. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>forward to where this goes. We're going to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the Hampton's Florence. I don't think I need to mention

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<v Speaker 2>Sedona all that in one season that's gonna be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I need Dori.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is with the this stray shot at Sedona?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're showing what's gonna happen in the season, I

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<v Speaker 2>just like, if you're going to show the Hamptons and

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<v Speaker 2>you we're in Florence, it just seems like we don't

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<v Speaker 2>need a show Sidona. All right? Whoa, Okay? I want

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<v Speaker 2>to see Dart and I want to see Rachel Zoe

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<v Speaker 2>making out what Italian guys. If this is hot girls summer,

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<v Speaker 2>make it happen girls. I saw bos. She's trying to

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<v Speaker 2>make this her show and we'll see how that goes.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're at the top, there's only one where else

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<v Speaker 2>to go, and that's down. We'll see how that goes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because she's trying to be everybody's life coach, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>going to get real old, real fast.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I think is going to be the

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<v Speaker 3>thorn in her the arrow and her Yah go ahead, Ruby,

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Her thorny arrow. It's going to be Killy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be Kiley. So like, you don't have he

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<v Speaker 3>burnt your whole house down figuratively and literally, Like, don't

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<v Speaker 3>give me advice on what I should do with my

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<v Speaker 3>divorce right that you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to be a baby with a man who you

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<v Speaker 2>aren't engaged with, you don't live with, and he hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>said I love you too. Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite part was what they Kyle was like, do

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<v Speaker 3>you want a flower crown? He was like, absolutely not. WHOA.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how they're all falling over themselves during the

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<v Speaker 2>chat at lunch, like to say how awesome? He was sure, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. All right, I'm not done my babies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really excited about this recap. I like how la

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<v Speaker 2>la la la. Well, sorry, different thought. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why she's on the show because she right now has

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<v Speaker 2>two shows on network TVs.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got to get off this show. You're right, it's

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<v Speaker 3>only going down.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is she on the show? I like it as

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<v Speaker 2>a spring board, but she does not need to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, yeah, and Ruby takeover. Now this is a

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<v Speaker 3>good spot for.

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<v Speaker 1>You to okay, I okay, this is what I'll say.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that she has to say because dereit doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have And even though she they literally opened with Deree

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<v Speaker 1>saying she's been my best friend and Bo saying that

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot stand when she meanses me via phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they needed somebody for Dereit to have so she's

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<v Speaker 1>not on the island because nobody could tell. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>if her and Rachel Zoe hypocrel summer, great, but we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, very true, very true?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Rachel Zoe, excellent pick. I don't think her

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<v Speaker 3>This is babas are taking from that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you interrupting. You keep interrupting me. This is my

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<v Speaker 2>I think this hurts her brand. I know she had

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<v Speaker 2>a show twelve years ago called The Rachel Zoe Project.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all fine and good, but I think she needs

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<v Speaker 2>the money quite honestly, and I give her some advice.

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<v Speaker 2>If your overall all view of the world is all

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<v Speaker 2>you want is your two children to turn out great,

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<v Speaker 2>you might not want to be on a reality show

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<v Speaker 2>disparaging your husband as being a piece of shit because

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<v Speaker 2>that might affect them. Fine, well, ninety babies.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So before I get into my babies, and I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to tell you guys that because my wife and

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<v Speaker 3>the remote in the lolo blankets so many times this morning. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>But Beverly Hills ended and shows just started playing, and

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<v Speaker 3>in our state of half awake, you know, we saw

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<v Speaker 3>Restaurant had launched its version two with there's a guy

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<v Speaker 3>named Venus on that show. Have you guys seen this show?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Pat, it's in one episode there's a person named Venus.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyways, there's not gonna last. And then I saw

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<v Speaker 3>a trailer for or the beginning of merrit at First Sight,

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<v Speaker 3>and there was this amazing moment where this older man

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was so funny. He said that he

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<v Speaker 3>don't we watch this show? It's it's not it's not

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<v Speaker 3>for us, right.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it is Ruby, and I watched it. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>very fun season. And that gentleman's name was Pat, and

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<v Speaker 2>some whack job broke his heart.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm optimistic about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very upset. Garca like I'm looking forward to something

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<v Speaker 3>being alone and kind of trying to have to fend

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<v Speaker 3>off the wolves, right because we didn't need to drive

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<v Speaker 3>to the oil fields of ox Snart anymore. We were

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<v Speaker 3>tired of it. We didn't want to see the smoke

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<v Speaker 3>stacks any longer.

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<v Speaker 2>But her son's non existent movie career model.

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<v Speaker 3>Model, Yeah, modeling. Can I say Kyle really brought it tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle has a fun, youthful energy. And because I've been

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<v Speaker 3>approached by the agency and the cogs and the little

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<v Speaker 3>donkeys in suits that run around that office, I am

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<v Speaker 3>rooting for Kyle Richards right now against her ex husband

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<v Speaker 3>in a major, major way. Mauricio is a I mean

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<v Speaker 3>he's he's a garbage human being. I mean that whole

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<v Speaker 2>Go, Kyle, give your babies, because I want to jump

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<v Speaker 2>on what your baby. Okay, I've thought about this, and

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<v Speaker 2>I have a completely different perspective than I've had before.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was something about her sitting at the table

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<v Speaker 2>with all the daughters there and them joking about what

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of shit their father or stepfather is whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it may be. Yeah, Kyle Richards basically launched that

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<v Speaker 2>idiot's career. They got married very young. How he even

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<v Speaker 2>got into the industry that he got into was based

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<v Speaker 2>on her network. Kathy Hilton's husband. He worked for him,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's how he started. Then he left to create

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<v Speaker 2>his company, the Agency. He stole a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 2>from Rick Hilton's company. He brought him with him, just

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<v Speaker 2>on an ethical level, that is, it's fine that he left,

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<v Speaker 2>but then you steal your current company's workers and take

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<v Speaker 2>them with you. Sure, girl, she fucking wore the agency's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking baseball caps, sweatshirts, whatever the hell she'd wear for

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<v Speaker 2>five seasons on her show to help promote that idiot's business. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>and then all the while he is stepping out on her.

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<v Speaker 2>He's at Craigs every Thursday night trying to fucking sleep

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<v Speaker 2>with a thirty three year old cocktail waitress, embarrassing her

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<v Speaker 2>and she never says a goddamn thing the entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's out there taking selfies looking like a

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<v Speaker 2>wanna be thirsty bass and even still he's doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I hate that guy's guts. I come around

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<v Speaker 2>to Kyle, I wish I wish she actually went out

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<v Speaker 2>with like a real like big lesbian and started saying

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<v Speaker 2>things like the first time I ever had an orgasm

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<v Speaker 2>was with it a lesbian, was with Melissa.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, little Legy, love Leake, And like she says,

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<v Speaker 2>I first I've ever had an organus Mariso never gave

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<v Speaker 2>me another because he has a very small penis. It's micro.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that when Mauricio is seventy one and all

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<v Speaker 1>of his daughters are in their late twenties and or

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<v Speaker 1>thirties or forties, nobody will be having to pay anyone

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<v Speaker 1>back because it will all come full circle one two.

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<v Speaker 1>The best part about everything that you said that I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't agree with more. That's also documented on television. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to court. Sue him. I don't mean everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>okay financially in terms of children. Make him live in

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<v Speaker 1>a condo in fucking Woodlandhills. I don't give a shit

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<v Speaker 1>the age, and he is useless. It's never going to

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<v Speaker 1>be bought. It's fraudulent. He's a liar and he's a cheater,

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<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't give a shit about you.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you do your hair? Did today?

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<v Speaker 1>I did it? Doesn't it look amazing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? It looks pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate him. I hate him. I think Portia is

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<v Speaker 1>having to be way too mature about the situation. And

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<v Speaker 1>I liked the twenty five year old just being like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you that you were a private It was

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<v Speaker 1>the valet. You're an idiot. I hate you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's you're a good father when your daughters have

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to their friends and go, yeah, my dad's

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<v Speaker 3>a slut. My dad's a slut. Just to get ahead,

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<v Speaker 3>just get ahead of it, all right, Pat, Let's get

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<v Speaker 3>into it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. We're gonna bounce around Beverly Hills because it is,

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<v Speaker 2>in fact a hot girls summer. Sutton's riding a very

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<v Speaker 2>expensive horse that I'm sure Reeba will remind her her

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<v Speaker 2>ex paid for Eric Jane baby Porsche in booty shorts

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<v Speaker 2>in slow motion. In an eighties movie, this is where

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<v Speaker 2>theaver would come over and bang her ruby. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>ever wash your car? And six inchiels?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, pap oh Okaya's question, do you have a car?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I also don't have heels.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool? Darita's on Rodeo drive. She's been shopping and

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<v Speaker 2>Boz is doing a photo shoot, probably for one of

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<v Speaker 2>her eleven TV shows and Kyle's on the road, probably

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<v Speaker 2>headed to our account's office because she wants to know

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<v Speaker 2>why she's paying for most thirty three old girlfriend's apartment.

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<v Speaker 3>A question from Ruby.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was more of a just a comment this opening.

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<v Speaker 1>This looked like what a sorority recruitment video from Bama

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<v Speaker 1>looks like. It was insane. This was wild Kyle going

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<v Speaker 1>to the sexy funeral whatevery like. Also, I saw on

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok somebody was zoomed in on the Bagstreet was carrying.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently they're like old bags. Because she's too poor to

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<v Speaker 1>shop at those stores. She can't do that. So I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna say, she's at her mez? How she at hermez?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she's not your owner?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you say it? Not me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, I think it's But it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a it's an iconic army orange, right, and and

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<v Speaker 3>so that's what the people were sniffing out, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>those those sorority videos. It's a. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>rush season is, I'm not sure when it is, but

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<v Speaker 3>it just kind of hits me every year that these

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<v Speaker 3>videos they're kind of like paranormal activity videos meets the shining.

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<v Speaker 3>They something really really creepy is happening, and they're all

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<v Speaker 3>over x dot com and stuff. So it's bad, but

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<v Speaker 3>this looks to be a fun season. I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 3>Sutton is on horseback.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, all right. Well, so we land on Bows's

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<v Speaker 2>house and uh, I am not denying that Bose is

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<v Speaker 2>a wonderful business woman, but she needs a little help

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<v Speaker 2>in the interior, uh decorating department.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>That wallpaper pattern it needs to go. Uh it's inspired

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<v Speaker 2>by the design at the Palms Hotel. You all that right? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definitely, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's screams tack. He needs to go. Dory gives

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<v Speaker 2>her a two thousand dollars ern Amese bag like tell okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's uh it's also what is it God? My

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<v Speaker 2>note here? Oh here's a joke. It's hermes is translated

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<v Speaker 2>in English, it means you're a dumb ass. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>realize you just paid two thousand dollars for eighteen inches

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<v Speaker 2>of fabric, you dumb ass?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's it's actually the messenger God and an important figure.

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<v Speaker 3>Also they make the bags, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is this blanket with the h in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the Hermes, orange is a sign. I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>like if if you and like, oh this is rude,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I can't afford a two thousand dollars blanket,

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<v Speaker 1>and I should feel worse about saying this. If this

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<v Speaker 1>is in your home, the judgment is being cast immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>You one, you have no taste of citious too. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you need to You just want people to know

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<v Speaker 1>that you have it. You can't use it. Ew yuck

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<v Speaker 1>gross you know, so don't give.

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<v Speaker 3>Them so if you see this in somebody's house, ew yuk.

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<v Speaker 1>Gross to me on my personal deshores style. Ew yuk gross.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh yuk gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Well does it say that, like some things have value

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<v Speaker 2>because people went through a lot to get them, Like

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<v Speaker 2>some people went in a cave to retrieve it, like

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<v Speaker 2>Indiana Jones went in that cave to get stuff. Like

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<v Speaker 2>when you're running out of a cave and people are

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<v Speaker 2>throwing spears that you trying to kill you to get it,

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<v Speaker 2>it has value?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, I mean it depends. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you could be like I was actually in a cave

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<v Speaker 3>and I had to swing over a gap to get this,

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<v Speaker 3>and then there were blowholes in the walls that shot

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<v Speaker 3>spears out and actually my guide actually tried to backstab

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<v Speaker 3>me and he ended up getting speared.

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<v Speaker 2>In the then later on became doc Ok and then.

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<v Speaker 3>He played doc Ok in the future. But I got

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<v Speaker 3>out of there not before a boulder started chasing me.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, depending on the person, they'd be like, cool,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to get my car from ballet, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>So, or I want that towel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's a huge Indiana Jones towel. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I would describe it as. And I I Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people that I know have them, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that they never hear this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and shout out Alfred Molina. I mean, what a career.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Long he stood hung in there long. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So I want you guys to really pay

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<v Speaker 2>attention to how Bose because she gets in the mud

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<v Speaker 2>with everybody, but it's really how she does it. So

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<v Speaker 2>she she'll go, She'll go, like to Doricha, go girl,

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<v Speaker 2>let's catch up. How's everybody doing. What's what's Kyle up to?

422
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<v Speaker 2>And it's just like an open question waiting for I.

423
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<v Speaker 3>Thought he was pretty good with Let's let's rate Pat's

424
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<v Speaker 3>black woman voice on a scale of I thought he

425
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<v Speaker 3>did good?

426
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, no, I'm saying high lows.

427
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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm going to start posting pictures of every holiday.

428
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<v Speaker 2>It's one white guy in my living room surrounded by

429
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<v Speaker 2>black people for the last thirteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's that's why you're so good at it. We're

431
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<v Speaker 1>trying to make that point.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's going on with Hey?

433
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<v Speaker 3>So what's happening with Kyle?

434
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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Go ahead? Uh am I going? Okay? Uh So

435
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<v Speaker 2>they eat sweets because life ain't sweet. And it turns

436
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<v Speaker 2>out p K was making out with another woman while

437
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<v Speaker 2>they're separated, and how dare he? By the way, and

438
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<v Speaker 2>so she filed and now she only speaks kindly of

439
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<v Speaker 2>her husband because she she wants Jack. I'm sorry Keith

440
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<v Speaker 2>Richards to be Okay, I guess.

441
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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine being the photographer on the beat at

442
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<v Speaker 3>Keith richards fucking softball game? Or like, oh god, what

443
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<v Speaker 3>am I doing here?

444
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<v Speaker 2>What happened to that?

445
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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

446
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<v Speaker 2>Justin Bieber's house and now I'm I'm literally at a

447
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<v Speaker 2>softball game in fucking Van Eyes.

448
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, Jesus, we got to speed this up.

449
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, all right, We're at Kyle's house. That's where

450
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<v Speaker 2>Porsche and Sophia. They live there. Now, it wasn't a

451
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<v Speaker 2>storyline of Kyle's sad life last year is that she

452
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<v Speaker 2>was all alone in that big house. But turns out she's.

453
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<v Speaker 3>That's why they sent the pizza there or something.

454
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<v Speaker 1>Porscha's a minors, she's always lived there. I believe the

455
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<v Speaker 1>other one like graduated from college and came back. Honestly

456
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<v Speaker 1>not sure. I just love that they all hate their

457
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<v Speaker 1>slutty dad.

458
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<v Speaker 2>That's right and fair. And Alexis show up and now

459
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<v Speaker 2>I forget which one is it. Alexis that's engaged to Matt.

460
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<v Speaker 2>They've been friends since the third grade, and these two

461
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<v Speaker 2>crazy kids are gonna get engaged.

462
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<v Speaker 1>So beautiful, Yeah, listen, they are lovely. They seem to

463
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<v Speaker 1>be a very cute match. And I will say, you know,

464
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<v Speaker 1>as a mom, I that is what you want for

465
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<v Speaker 1>your child.

466
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<v Speaker 2>I do want that. But they didn't get that.

467
00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Or Mo crawling around fucking taking half your employees, poaching

468
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<v Speaker 3>your fucking daughter and your work staff.

469
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<v Speaker 2>You know, don't forget nailing thirty three year old cocktail waitresses.

470
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<v Speaker 4>I forgot that.

471
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I am worried about these You've got to be

472
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<v Speaker 2>at home a little bit in your twenties. You got

473
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<v Speaker 2>to get it out of your system or else. When

474
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<v Speaker 2>you get you have kids in your you know, thirties,

475
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<v Speaker 2>you start wondering when you're screaming at each other. You

476
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<v Speaker 2>start blaming it in on the fact that you didn't

477
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<v Speaker 2>get to live your twenties.

478
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're like Gostel, I never had sex with uh

479
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<v Speaker 3>with a black guy. And then your wife's like, I

480
00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.279
<v Speaker 3>thought you weren't gay anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>They all hate their father, and uh, Kyle is she's

482
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<v Speaker 2>the bigger person Jesus fucking Christ. Uh yeah, And they're

483
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<v Speaker 2>planning the wedding and it kind of turns uh yeah,

484
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<v Speaker 2>gets a little dark there when Kyle pulls out the

485
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<v Speaker 2>wedding photos of her and.

486
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<v Speaker 3>Uh, oh my god. Hey. So so as as much

487
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<v Speaker 3>as we want to root for car in her conflict

488
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<v Speaker 3>against her scumbag husband who's just selling the entire San

489
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<v Speaker 3>Fernando Valley to private equity, I mean he's just such

490
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<v Speaker 3>a piece of shit. It's like somebody standing outside of

491
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<v Speaker 3>a lemonade stand and buying it all and then up

492
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<v Speaker 3>charging people. You know. It's just so.

493
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<v Speaker 1>Can I say something Mauricio and jen Shaw. One of

494
00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:30.880
<v Speaker 1>them is doing something illegal, but what they're doing is

495
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<v Speaker 1>the same level of horrific behavior. They are corrupting innocent

496
00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:39.079
<v Speaker 1>neighborhoods that will never recover. He knows it. He should

497
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<v Speaker 1>be in a condo in Woodland Hills. That's what he deserves.

498
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, for sure. But with that being said, this

499
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<v Speaker 3>reminded us once again why none of us are fans

500
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<v Speaker 3>of Kyle Richards. I mean, what are we do in

501
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<v Speaker 3>bringing out the wedding album when we're talking about, you know,

502
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<v Speaker 3>a celebratory occasion, quick bombing everybody out, you little corn

503
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:01.920
<v Speaker 3>flower tortilla?

504
00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, but cornflower tortilla. Also, it's not a celebration.

505
00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:11.240
<v Speaker 1>It's my fucking I'm discussing, like my theme of my wedding,

506
00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and you choose to now go fucking get the the

507
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.319
<v Speaker 1>ugly wedding album of our side, Dad and you.

508
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<v Speaker 3>Mom and mom. So so we've got quite an uphill

509
00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:22.000
<v Speaker 3>battle here, right. So we need butterflies, and we need

510
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:25.400
<v Speaker 3>them trained. None of us knows how to even acquire that,

511
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:27.519
<v Speaker 3>how to go about it. We can't be distracted by

512
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:29.720
<v Speaker 3>your bummers shit right now, Okay.

513
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<v Speaker 1>Jesus christ she is.

514
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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was great TV. All right, we get

515
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:37.160
<v Speaker 2>the Rachel Zoe introduction, and it was quite an introduction.

516
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.480
<v Speaker 2>She is here and so are two pounds of filler

517
00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:43.279
<v Speaker 2>in her fucking face. That was Caddy Patty by the way,

518
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:43.960
<v Speaker 2>in the gay corner.

519
00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:48.000
<v Speaker 3>Thanks so much for saying that, because that was a messy,

520
00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:50.559
<v Speaker 3>little shitty thing to say exactly.

521
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<v Speaker 2>That's well, I'm a gay man right now, and I

522
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:55.839
<v Speaker 2>get to say those things, okay, because I'm an ally

523
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:59.480
<v Speaker 2>of the females. Get it, okay? So side note, get

524
00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:01.759
<v Speaker 2>ready for us season of the misuse of the word

525
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<v Speaker 2>literally and.

526
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<v Speaker 3>He he just for for a little a littleness.

527
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she uh, she pops up at Kathy h

528
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:17.119
<v Speaker 2>hill Figure's house. I'm sorry, Kathy Hillon's house. Sorry, sorry,

529
00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I have tommyhill Figure because she got her start with him.

530
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<v Speaker 3>I'm not laughing at that, Patrick, What are you laughing at?

531
00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:26.559
<v Speaker 3>Then you have a computer from twenty twelve, and you

532
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:29.319
<v Speaker 3>have dropped off the zoom numerous times, but you do

533
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:31.839
<v Speaker 3>not break stride. You come back speaking as though you

534
00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:33.440
<v Speaker 3>have not missed a breath.

535
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:35.799
<v Speaker 2>And you know what, Ruby drops out on me too.

536
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's my fault.

537
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Okay, what about.

538
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:49.079
<v Speaker 3>Are extremely, extremely harmful ways to resolve conflict, you.

539
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<v Speaker 1>Know, dangerous. What I loved was Rachel ze is unapologetically yourself.

540
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<v Speaker 1>I I want to I want to live in a house.

541
00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to live in her house. I want to

542
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:03.279
<v Speaker 1>rob her house so that I can live in it.

543
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.799
<v Speaker 1>I want to live in her home. Walking over to

544
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:10.519
<v Speaker 1>Kathy Hilton's house, this is the type of just wealth

545
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.359
<v Speaker 1>that I like to see on my screen when I'm

546
00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:14.079
<v Speaker 1>watching these shows. And I was happy about that.

547
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:19.359
<v Speaker 3>You know, little, I don't know, there's a little wrinkle

548
00:29:19.400 --> 00:29:22.240
<v Speaker 3>in your strategy here. If you're going to rob her house,

549
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:26.440
<v Speaker 3>living there would be very difficult. You'd have to do

550
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:29.160
<v Speaker 3>it in like a Clive Ellen kind of inside man

551
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.960
<v Speaker 3>kind of way, and that wouldn't really be I don't

552
00:29:31.960 --> 00:29:33.279
<v Speaker 3>think that's what you're looking for.

553
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>No, you're on, Yeah, No, you're you're really I'm going

554
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:41.400
<v Speaker 1>to revisit. We'll go back to the drawing ward and okay,

555
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:42.079
<v Speaker 1>thank you.

556
00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm I'm I'm gonna you guys talk a little bit.

557
00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm moving into or we can take a break. I'm

558
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:50.240
<v Speaker 2>moving into my house for a better internet connection. I

559
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:52.240
<v Speaker 2>want to give one hundred percent for this episode.

560
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, all right, well we'll keep talking. And sorry everybody,

561
00:29:57.400 --> 00:30:01.519
<v Speaker 3>we're not in studio. I'm I'm just so so sick, so.

562
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<v Speaker 1>I would like to Yeah, and I do feel very bad,

563
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>genuinely for you, but I feel worse for your child. Okay,

564
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:14.079
<v Speaker 1>really quickly. So the idea that Rachel.

565
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.759
<v Speaker 3>I say really quickly, you should not feel worse for

566
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:18.119
<v Speaker 3>her than you feel for me.

567
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I probably I need to understand something just quickly,

568
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>just really fast, faster than your interruption. I'll interrupt you

569
00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:27.160
<v Speaker 1>really quick. I don't think I'm ever going to feel

570
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:31.200
<v Speaker 1>worse for you ever again than I do, so you know, but.

571
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<v Speaker 3>I think that when you have children and your child

572
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:37.119
<v Speaker 3>gets sick for the first time, you'll go, oh my god,

573
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:40.480
<v Speaker 3>oh my god. I know that she's really struggling. Right now,

574
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:45.599
<v Speaker 3>you have no idea what kind of fucking healscape, me

575
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:48.319
<v Speaker 3>and your sister in law are in right now. Okay,

576
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<v Speaker 3>all right, what takes place next in the episode?

577
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So she's trying to get her to take a

578
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<v Speaker 1>heavy vintage Gucci bag to she's picking out her outfits,

579
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:04.240
<v Speaker 1>and Kathy says, oh, it's heavy, and Rachel says yes,

580
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I know. I can't go to Europe without it. Kathy

581
00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:08.759
<v Speaker 1>won't take a heavy bag period, so that's not coming.

582
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>And I actually am upset the pats On here because

583
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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to discuss this with the two of you.

584
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:17.079
<v Speaker 1>These are the types of marriages that actually really really

585
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:19.880
<v Speaker 1>scare me and make me sad and scared.

586
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh you're talking about Rachel Zoe.

587
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when you're I'm here for Okay, So Pat, thirty years, basically,

588
00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>you have two kids, You've built an empire kind of together.

589
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>It's never been like Bethel and Frankle and awful, awful,

590
00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, but like relationships are relationships. Twenty five years

591
00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and the kids destroyed their marriage.

592
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's just really quickly paint a picture. So Pat's

593
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:51.519
<v Speaker 3>computer is on his bed and he's he's just standing.

594
00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:52.880
<v Speaker 3>He's just gonna do the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is what I do to bring the audience

596
00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:59.839
<v Speaker 2>the best audio I can. Okay, no, no, I'm not kidding.

597
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not blaming the kids, but it is them being

598
00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.559
<v Speaker 2>born is what blew up that relationship because they were

599
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:09.720
<v Speaker 2>were single. I'm not single. They're parentless, god, I mean

600
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:12.559
<v Speaker 2>childless for so long, living their best lives but when

601
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 2>the kids came in and it was like change their

602
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:18.759
<v Speaker 2>lives so dramatically, they needed to blame someone, so they

603
00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>blamed each other.

604
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, follow up, why ruin your relationship with kids then, right.

605
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Because that was the next step in the life cycle.

606
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:33.759
<v Speaker 3>You're you're supposed to do it. Everybody with children, the

607
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.720
<v Speaker 3>majority of people with children, don't really tell you how

608
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:40.200
<v Speaker 3>horrible it is, so everybody's kind of in this like

609
00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:44.039
<v Speaker 3>collective lie. And then you have the kids and you're like, oh,

610
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<v Speaker 3>wait a second, this is my life's gone. I'm gonna

611
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:49.680
<v Speaker 3>kill myself. And then they're like, yeah, sorry, we should

612
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:50.079
<v Speaker 3>have told you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm six years into it and I'm just starting to

614
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:53.799
<v Speaker 2>have fun now. Honestly, I.

615
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<v Speaker 1>Heard somebody say the other day, I've never been in

616
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<v Speaker 1>a situation and thought to myself, this would be better

617
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<v Speaker 1>with some kids, and I said, whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Okay, and three years is an extra

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<v Speaker 3>long hangover. We got to get back to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Erica gets to Kyle's house in her shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>that can I say, Patrick, please go into your caddy corner.

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<v Speaker 1>That shirt looked like there was blood on it and

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<v Speaker 1>also a magazine. What was Erica wearing in?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I say, I don't know how I feel about

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<v Speaker 2>But it's working. They love it. Okay, it looked awful.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, she tried this pre scam. She used to

690
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<v Speaker 2>just show up to dinners wearing like a white T

691
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<v Speaker 2>shirt that said bitch and she called that like high fashion,

692
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<v Speaker 2>like she didn't give a fuck. Yeah, she's back there,

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<v Speaker 2>she's feeling herself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>They discussed her concert. You know, she's back on the

696
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<v Speaker 2>festival circuit. Mm hmm. Yeah, you know I looked up

697
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<v Speaker 2>that concert. Yeah, and I was wondering. I was like,

698
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<v Speaker 2>I bet she scaled it down to like two dancers

699
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<v Speaker 2>and one of them's are makeup artists, like he's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but no, she had all the bells and whistles, five

701
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<v Speaker 2>backup dancers, she had the screen behind her. Yeah, and

702
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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering who paid for it?

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<v Speaker 3>What festival circuit is she.

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<v Speaker 2>It was in the United Kingdom, it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>it was Pride week something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Mighty Hoopla.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, mighty hoopla. All right, that's not that's not quite

708
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<v Speaker 3>San Pedro Chili cook off.

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<v Speaker 2>But now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's getting there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they discuss Uhriba and they use a lot of

712
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<v Speaker 2>words to say she's a raging bitch. Let's just say

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<v Speaker 2>you can see they said things like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>can you can see a lot of Sutton, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of sudden. You can see where where Sutton gets her

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<v Speaker 2>personality from. You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a strong Southern woman. No, she's a bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a horrible she's a horrible woman.

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<v Speaker 1>She she watched her husband die and she's a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nothing really happens here. We jumped to Sutton's house.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Ruby, you imagine being a husband being like, Wow,

722
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<v Speaker 3>my god, I'm dealing with crippling anxiety and depression right now,

723
00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:52.960
<v Speaker 3>and your battle acts of a wife is like get

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<v Speaker 3>over it.

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<v Speaker 1>She comes in, she gives you a gun. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>do something about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I can do something about and I'm tired of

728
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<v Speaker 3>fucking hearing about it, Todd, fucking do something about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Strong that strong other woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh sting sounds. Were you aware Ruby that Avi had

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<v Speaker 2>gotten the acts? And do you do you have any

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<v Speaker 2>details if you were aware?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I was aware of it. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>have any details, and I believe that's because he had

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<v Speaker 1>to have signed an NDA that is tighter than an

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<v Speaker 1>infant butthole.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I can I can't tell you how heartbroken I

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<v Speaker 3>am about the loss of Avvy. I was a huge

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<v Speaker 3>fan of Avvy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Dell, all personal assistants need to move on

741
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<v Speaker 2>at some point. You do not want to spend more

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<v Speaker 2>more than half a decade working for somebody, because then

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<v Speaker 2>you just get stuck in that rut and it goes

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere after that.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you, Pat, but on the on the

746
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<v Speaker 1>flip side, when you have rich women like actually rich women,

747
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<v Speaker 1>not fake rich like dream it is one. It's fun too.

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<v Speaker 1>Sutton needs somebody in that house otherwise she is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be drinking ocean Spray Vodkas at all hours of

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<v Speaker 1>the day and we will find her in four years

751
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<v Speaker 1>just on the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and also what happens if her Wi Fi goes out.

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<v Speaker 1>More ocean spray, more vodka than we find her on

754
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<v Speaker 1>the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you hope you're in her will, but then you

756
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<v Speaker 2>could be working for someone who's like having you buy

757
00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:21.639
<v Speaker 2>baby oil and then six years later you're fucking passed

758
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<v Speaker 2>out on the rug and we know how that ends.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hurts right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait till you get to the part of that doc.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bum.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice, but so yeah, to avoid that, I think

763
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<v Speaker 1>you should have friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Kyle and Erica arrive with no gifts and they kind

765
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<v Speaker 2>of joke about it, which means they really hate her.

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<v Speaker 2>We get a look back at Sutton and Erica's tumultuous

767
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<v Speaker 2>relationship and it is ugly, but there's a bigger issue

768
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<v Speaker 2>at hand, where the fuck is AVI? And I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of hate this. I kind of feel like Sutton should

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<v Speaker 2>have had a prepared because she knows this was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>come up. She should have had it kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>prepared line.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this this was her prepared line. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that she he probably they probably he probably said I

775
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<v Speaker 1>will not take this reactive abuse any longer. You're awful,

776
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and I quit, and then they probably screamed at each

777
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.400
<v Speaker 1>other and it wasn't a good thing, and she just

778
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:21.519
<v Speaker 1>says things like, you know, it was really hard, and

779
00:41:21.559 --> 00:41:23.599
<v Speaker 1>then they say, oh my gosh, what happened and she says,

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00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know we'll never know.

781
00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, at the end of the maybe it was in

782
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:33.239
<v Speaker 2>the trailer for the next episode or just overall season.

783
00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I think she even like gets Tilly Jennifer Tilly pissed

784
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.800
<v Speaker 2>at her, saying, this is why everybody leaves you.

785
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yep, she does. She turns on her. And I also

786
00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:46.480
<v Speaker 1>would like to say, I believe the just going back

787
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<v Speaker 1>to when Erica and her kyler ive Reba refusing to

788
00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:54.519
<v Speaker 1>get up from the chair to greet anyone, is the

789
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.199
<v Speaker 1>level of like, that is the level of I hope

790
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<v Speaker 1>to be there one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't want to because your bone's hurt.

792
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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I possess the ability to I elect to

793
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<v Speaker 1>not right fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I for sure want to get to that

795
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<v Speaker 3>place too. I want to be able to be at

796
00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:15.519
<v Speaker 3>an age where and we've talked about it before. If

797
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<v Speaker 3>I see a new product at a grocery store, I

798
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:19.639
<v Speaker 3>don't want to commit to buying it. I'm just gonna

799
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<v Speaker 3>steal it. I'm just gonna tell I'm just gonna fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Take our mother Patrick. So she goes to the grocery

801
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<v Speaker 1>store now with a knife in the car with watermelon.

802
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<v Speaker 1>Because she said so many bad experiences she takes the

803
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:34.440
<v Speaker 1>watermelon to the car. She cuts it open in the

804
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<v Speaker 1>car and if it is not to her liking, she

805
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.840
<v Speaker 1>takes it back in open and says no, and they

806
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:42.000
<v Speaker 1>say okay, take another one, and she has that until

807
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:44.840
<v Speaker 1>she finds one have to be over fifty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, Yeah, sorry sidebar here, but has to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the subject that we're discussing. I went to Gelson's

810
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<v Speaker 2>the day before Thanksgiving bought a twenty six dollars pumpkin

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<v Speaker 2>pie from Victor section.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, you know, I think I think giving confectionery stuff

813
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<v Speaker 3>that I think Elson's is a good spot for that.

814
00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:13.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, Thursday morning, we're making cinnabuns, which is a tradition

815
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<v Speaker 2>in our family. My wife looks over at the pie

816
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:18.039
<v Speaker 2>and has mold all over the top of it.

817
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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it is.

818
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:22.079
<v Speaker 2>Less than Victor.

819
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Dylan not Victor anymore. They switched purveyors. My aunt went

820
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:29.039
<v Speaker 1>to pick up cookies for Thanksgiving. Pot she shows up Dylan.

821
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<v Speaker 1>The three pounds of cookies she got were literally they

822
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>were moist and they had it was as though they

823
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<v Speaker 1>had been left to condense on each other, all stuck together.

824
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<v Speaker 3>Wait, Victor's not there anymore.

825
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:42.639
<v Speaker 1>They sold it to some discussion. Now it looks like

826
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<v Speaker 1>a fucking little it looks like a French girl's little bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all white and pink stripes. It's awful.

828
00:43:51.239 --> 00:43:55.519
<v Speaker 3>You gotta be kidding me. I'm not wife the princess cake.

829
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<v Speaker 1>The products are all the same. It's like American Arth's,

830
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.360
<v Speaker 1>like Urban outfitters. They still make bedg jeans, but the

831
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<v Speaker 1>supplier is different, so you can't wear them. That's what

832
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.119
<v Speaker 1>they're doing to us. They're gaslighting you. They're giving you

833
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<v Speaker 1>a princess cake and saying, go eat this, you'll love it.

834
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<v Speaker 1>And then you'll eat it and say, why is their

835
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<v Speaker 1>mold on this? I paid twenty six dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>For their believe Victor b is gone, man gone?

837
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<v Speaker 2>Why bitch, woll fool me once? Shame on me, Shame

838
00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:22.760
<v Speaker 2>on you, fool you twice? All right? Where are we?

839
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Okay, Sutton's marriage, I believe is where we're at.

840
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Did the Catholic Church just to erised it, done and

841
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:33.639
<v Speaker 3>oled it and erased it?

842
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.440
<v Speaker 1>They they mold Garcel into the I thought the Garcel

843
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:41.440
<v Speaker 1>situation was going to be like a very intense conversation,

844
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:43.760
<v Speaker 1>much like Abby. She gave us nothing.

845
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right.

846
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:47.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, this will give more Garcel at the at the

847
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.239
<v Speaker 3>party though, right.

848
00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:50.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so just real quick, they do discuss where

849
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:53.039
<v Speaker 2>the hell why is Garcel not talking to anyone? I

850
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:56.280
<v Speaker 2>can't answer that. She's over the bullshit. You women will

851
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 2>step on a dead body to guarantee another season on

852
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:01.840
<v Speaker 2>this fucking show. That's why she's gone. The ladies then

853
00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:08.360
<v Speaker 2>sit down for a chat and discuss the Really the

854
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:10.880
<v Speaker 2>husband want an annulment because of the church. I'm wondering

855
00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:12.960
<v Speaker 2>if he was trying to wrangle kind of getting out

856
00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:17.079
<v Speaker 2>of some money having to be paid by getting an annulled,

857
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:20.679
<v Speaker 2>getting his last name taken off her driver's license. I

858
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:24.719
<v Speaker 2>wonder if there's more to this story.

859
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do not know if there is, Okay, if

860
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:33.639
<v Speaker 1>there's not. People who have disgusting sorry, people who have

861
00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:36.480
<v Speaker 1>this amount of money that like to play. It's like

862
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Orca's playing with their food before they eat it. You're bad.

863
00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:43.760
<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? This is not cool. Get

864
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:48.760
<v Speaker 1>a hobby, go golf, don't annul your marriage, right because

865
00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:50.960
<v Speaker 1>to the mother of your children, that's not like a

866
00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:52.960
<v Speaker 1>good way to spend our time when we're so rich.

867
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Right, well, I mean the Catholics have a pretty hard line, you.

868
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Know, and if you have a lot of time on

869
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:04.480
<v Speaker 2>your hands and you truly despise someone, you know, you

870
00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:05.000
<v Speaker 2>know a.

871
00:46:05.079 --> 00:46:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Fun story about uh about our family, you know. We

872
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.400
<v Speaker 3>we were fortunate to have the opportunity for me to

873
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:15.840
<v Speaker 3>be baptized in Saint Peter's Patrick's St. Patrick, Saint Patrick,

874
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:19.960
<v Speaker 3>New York. And uh, they were like, we'd be happy

875
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:23.079
<v Speaker 3>to but uh, Peter, you have to anno your marriage.

876
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:25.280
<v Speaker 3>He's like, you can go fuck yourself. I'm not fucking

877
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:27.880
<v Speaker 3>doing that. And we were like, wait, hang on a second,

878
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.039
<v Speaker 3>this would be really amazing. You don't even talk to her.

879
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.119
<v Speaker 3>He's like, I don't know, I fucking hate her. I

880
00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:34.079
<v Speaker 3>don't care, though. I don't want that guy telling me

881
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:37.840
<v Speaker 3>what to do. So we didn't. Uh, we didn't do it.

882
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:39.599
<v Speaker 1>Dylan isn't saved.

883
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:46.320
<v Speaker 3>Heavan's no, all right, well all right.

884
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:48.199
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I want to say this with small

885
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:51.280
<v Speaker 2>talk at these uh these meetings, like anybody who ever

886
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:54.519
<v Speaker 2>want to open up with, Hey, what's everybody watching on Netflix?

887
00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're not allowed.

888
00:46:58.760 --> 00:46:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay.

889
00:46:59.679 --> 00:46:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

890
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Kyle invites everybody to a party that will represent the

891
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:06.440
<v Speaker 2>beginning of the summer and despite the drama, Dreek will

892
00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:09.280
<v Speaker 2>be invited as well. And can I just say those

893
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:11.239
<v Speaker 2>sandwiches look disgusting.

894
00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:15.320
<v Speaker 1>The first thing I thought of was the fact that

895
00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:20.119
<v Speaker 1>you served this falling out mayonnaise based whatever the slop

896
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:23.679
<v Speaker 1>is toriba Ooh, I hope that you heard about that

897
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:24.280
<v Speaker 1>all night.

898
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.599
<v Speaker 2>I would never eat those unless I was coming home

899
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.639
<v Speaker 2>from a bar to am. Then I'd eat two of them.

900
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.199
<v Speaker 3>You know why? They were like that hot? That's how

901
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Reva likes them. Oh no, no, no, no no. Now

902
00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:42.960
<v Speaker 3>she's like a gollum like character at this point. You

903
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:47.840
<v Speaker 3>know she wants hot. What mayonnaise is pouring out, That's

904
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:49.400
<v Speaker 3>how I like it.

905
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Good is all right? Let's get to Rachel Zoe's house.

906
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:56.280
<v Speaker 2>She's happy being alone with the kids. She regrets working

907
00:47:56.320 --> 00:48:01.719
<v Speaker 2>with her ex. Let's see here. Oh yeah, she wants

908
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.800
<v Speaker 2>All she cares about is her kids being great and

909
00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:06.679
<v Speaker 2>uh and then she spends the next five minutes talking

910
00:48:06.719 --> 00:48:08.320
<v Speaker 2>about what a piece of shit her husband is.

911
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Well also, okay, so one again, I just the house.

912
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I would like the house, Rach. If you're willing to

913
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:19.840
<v Speaker 1>give the house, I would like you to give it

914
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:20.039
<v Speaker 1>to me.

915
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:23.400
<v Speaker 3>And Rach think about it.

916
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Mull it over. No Rush, Rach, No Rush, I.

917
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Think, Rache, We're not going to flip out if the

918
00:48:29.840 --> 00:48:33.119
<v Speaker 3>answer is no. But you miss one hundred percent of

919
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:35.119
<v Speaker 3>the shots you don't take. I mean, we're just trying

920
00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:36.440
<v Speaker 3>to ask give us the.

921
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:40.960
<v Speaker 1>House, Rach, call me Wayne, Okay. I just here's what

922
00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll say. Wayne is a name. Cassius is. First of all,

923
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:47.320
<v Speaker 1>there's only one s, so it's not a name. Those

924
00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:50.000
<v Speaker 1>are sounds. No one here is Greek. I don't think.

925
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:53.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what we were doing. It is cruel.

926
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:56.079
<v Speaker 3>I think she might be a big fan of Muhammad

927
00:48:56.079 --> 00:49:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Ali before he became a Muslim or something like that.

928
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, her son is is not Muhammad Ali before he

929
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:06.440
<v Speaker 1>became Muslim, right, her son is growing up in like bell.

930
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.679
<v Speaker 1>It just it's why not David or or Sean you

931
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:16.000
<v Speaker 1>know so? Or Jagger or honestly Dylan. Actually, are are

932
00:49:16.039 --> 00:49:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you pulling out Cassius or Jagger? U?

933
00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:21.280
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a dumb name.

934
00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:25.239
<v Speaker 3>I think I think they're both. But you know what,

935
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:28.159
<v Speaker 3>people can name their children however whatever they want.

936
00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:30.280
<v Speaker 1>He seems like a nice kid, though, I will.

937
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Say, and you've ruined his life. It's gonna be problematic

938
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:36.440
<v Speaker 2>at the DMV for the rest of his life. Anybody

939
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:40.079
<v Speaker 2>taking down the name too for anything? Thanks Rachel. Hey,

940
00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:42.119
<v Speaker 2>I want to say some dyl. I think I told

941
00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:45.559
<v Speaker 2>you this when I was delivering meals on wheels. Her

942
00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:48.519
<v Speaker 2>name was pat lovely woman. Anyway, I was young. She

943
00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:50.679
<v Speaker 2>tried me hooking me up with her daughter. Her daughter

944
00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:55.199
<v Speaker 2>was Taylor, who worked for Rachel Zoh. Do you remember Taylor.

945
00:49:56.480 --> 00:49:57.960
<v Speaker 1>From the from the show Yeah.

946
00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:01.639
<v Speaker 2>From the show Funny and Taylor and Brad who later

947
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:05.159
<v Speaker 2>went on to have Brad's World. I became friendly with him,

948
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:06.719
<v Speaker 2>who was married to Gary, who was one of the

949
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:08.920
<v Speaker 2>head writers on Family Guy, Small World.

950
00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:18.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, anyway, fuck, did Rachel get back to you

951
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:20.039
<v Speaker 3>about this whole thing?

952
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:23.920
<v Speaker 1>No, not yet. She's still thinking about it.

953
00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Rachel, who it's okay, Rachel's Oh you know Rachel's ol.

954
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:34.239
<v Speaker 1>On a personal level around the holidays. Yeah, she styles

955
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:39.000
<v Speaker 1>me really wow? No, No she doesn't. Here's what I

956
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:42.000
<v Speaker 1>have to say. When we got to the next scene. Okay,

957
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:45.239
<v Speaker 1>the girls go into this Erica and bo'se go into

958
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:49.719
<v Speaker 1>the restaurant. It is spelled A D K T. Can

959
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I make a request stop doing this? Spell the words

960
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:54.159
<v Speaker 1>don't do this.

961
00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:55.119
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to.

962
00:50:57.639 --> 00:51:00.800
<v Speaker 1>I believe it's addict a d k T. Yeah, clever

963
00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:03.280
<v Speaker 1>hate mm hmm.

964
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:08.320
<v Speaker 3>There's something about that. You know. There's this guy on

965
00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:13.679
<v Speaker 3>the new Sexy Unique restaurant and he his shirt is

966
00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:17.800
<v Speaker 3>buttoned all the way kind of down and then it

967
00:51:17.880 --> 00:51:21.960
<v Speaker 3>kind of the last button is is kind of like

968
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:23.719
<v Speaker 3>just above his navel.

969
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.119
<v Speaker 2>He's the new Jacks by the way, right.

970
00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:31.159
<v Speaker 3>So if you just took that torso and then a

971
00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:35.960
<v Speaker 3>picture of the sign of that restaurant, you'd be like,

972
00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:39.920
<v Speaker 3>these two things are they're the exact same thing. They're

973
00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:45.119
<v Speaker 3>they're spiritually the same exact thing. And I agree with

974
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:46.079
<v Speaker 3>you no more.

975
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Uh. If you watch the first episode of the og

976
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:55.159
<v Speaker 2>vander Pump and This, there is almost an exact same

977
00:51:55.360 --> 00:51:59.159
<v Speaker 2>monologue from Kristen Dodi and one of the girls talking

978
00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:03.559
<v Speaker 2>about year at sir, we're all models, aspiring actresses. You know,

979
00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:06.960
<v Speaker 2>we're hot and where you know, we love to play

980
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.960
<v Speaker 2>and work. It's like put him back to back. Yeah.

981
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.400
<v Speaker 3>The only thing that's different about this season is that

982
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.679
<v Speaker 3>business is.

983
00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:19.360
<v Speaker 2>No right.

984
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And here's the thing we can believe. Okay, sorry, the

985
00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:31.320
<v Speaker 1>crime is having fun. Did you guys hear that it

986
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:34.119
<v Speaker 1>was like a siren. I'm so sorry.

987
00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:38.840
<v Speaker 2>The current version back in the day, Ken wasn't talking

988
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:39.679
<v Speaker 2>to horses all.

989
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Day, right, So I like that. I Vanderpump Rules and

990
00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Continuum by John Mayer are two comfort things that I

991
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.280
<v Speaker 1>refer to and go back to for the last ten years.

992
00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Right now, I'm in the point where Jack's just fucked

993
00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:58.000
<v Speaker 1>faith and he's still denying it in this episode and

994
00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.239
<v Speaker 1>he's like and gets to these points where he looks

995
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:01.639
<v Speaker 1>at Brittany and he's like, I don't even want to

996
00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:03.119
<v Speaker 1>be with you anymore than if you're going to just

997
00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:05.519
<v Speaker 1>judge me because I didn't even do something. And you're like,

998
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:07.960
<v Speaker 1>it's like so crazy that you married him and had

999
00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:12.880
<v Speaker 1>a kid. You cannot strike lightning in a bottle twice.

1000
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:15.039
<v Speaker 1>I think this show would have been good if we

1001
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.119
<v Speaker 1>had never seen the original. These kids can literally start

1002
00:53:19.159 --> 00:53:21.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking each other's parents. We'll be like, well, did you

1003
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:24.000
<v Speaker 1>guys fuck somebody's best friend after they'd been together for

1004
00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:26.840
<v Speaker 1>thirty Like, there's just you can't you can't do it twice.

1005
00:53:26.920 --> 00:53:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Bravo.

1006
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Also, every all the copycats have already gone come and

1007
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:34.320
<v Speaker 2>failed too. They had a saddle ranch, they had the abbey,

1008
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.320
<v Speaker 2>they had a million of the Southern Hospitality. It's like,

1009
00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:40.679
<v Speaker 2>what's new about this? The fact that it's Lisa's stamp on?

1010
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:44.079
<v Speaker 3>You know what? I think. I think Werner Hertzog's next

1011
00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:47.880
<v Speaker 3>documentary should be about Barney's Beanery and the history of

1012
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:50.400
<v Speaker 3>that place and what it's turned into now. And he

1013
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:54.119
<v Speaker 3>could talk about the TikTokers the way that he talks

1014
00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:56.239
<v Speaker 3>about chickens, and he could just it could be a

1015
00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:58.880
<v Speaker 3>metaphor about how our society is collapsing.

1016
00:53:59.079 --> 00:54:02.000
<v Speaker 2>You know who in the eighties, let me.

1017
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Guess, Mark McGrath, John Taffer, John Taffer.

1018
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Also, Southern Hospitality is an incredible show. Do not knock

1019
00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:14.920
<v Speaker 1>it until you've tried it. Please continue.

1020
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Can we get to Kyle's house please?

1021
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:17.239
<v Speaker 2>All right?

1022
00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:20.360
<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, we're at well really quickly though.

1023
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:25.119
<v Speaker 3>Getting back to the restaurant addict, Erica Jane refers to

1024
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:31.719
<v Speaker 3>Sutton as a box. Yeah, that's gross.

1025
00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:35.360
<v Speaker 1>She don't go into the gay corner before either, So

1026
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:36.639
<v Speaker 1>it's really gross.

1027
00:54:36.719 --> 00:54:38.239
<v Speaker 3>That's really really gross.

1028
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:40.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, she's basically saying that Sutton's fake.

1029
00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:43.199
<v Speaker 3>Now she's saying that she's fat.

1030
00:54:43.719 --> 00:54:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh she did take a shot because yeah, Bose wants

1031
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:50.440
<v Speaker 2>to know what's up with Aviy and points out that

1032
00:54:50.519 --> 00:54:54.599
<v Speaker 2>she's a mean person and because she'll basically, uh, do

1033
00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:56.760
<v Speaker 2>horrible things to you. And then she shows up to

1034
00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:58.679
<v Speaker 2>the reunion. I think she referred to her as having

1035
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:01.840
<v Speaker 2>a church mouth, and and then ultimately she takes a

1036
00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:02.880
<v Speaker 2>shot and calls her fat.

1037
00:55:03.079 --> 00:55:03.239
<v Speaker 4>Right.

1038
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:06.639
<v Speaker 3>Well, here's the thing, it's a song. She has a

1039
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:10.199
<v Speaker 3>she has more overhead than you, right because you live

1040
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:14.719
<v Speaker 3>in a pool house, so you have more leeway to

1041
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:17.519
<v Speaker 3>get you know, ice luge on your stomach and whatever

1042
00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:19.360
<v Speaker 3>you did to your legs and stuff like that. And

1043
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.199
<v Speaker 3>Sutton's you know, she's a she's a kind of a

1044
00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:25.519
<v Speaker 3>she's kind of a bitch, but she's you know, just

1045
00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:27.920
<v Speaker 3>aging normally, right, So we don't we don't have to

1046
00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:29.840
<v Speaker 3>say she's fat right right.

1047
00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Also, though, here's the other that would be like somebody

1048
00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:36.079
<v Speaker 1>going up to Dylan and being like, yeah, you you're

1049
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:39.719
<v Speaker 1>fuck you short idiot. You'd be like, sure, I'm that's

1050
00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:43.400
<v Speaker 1>just not sudden. As many things objectively, you fat is

1051
00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:45.920
<v Speaker 1>she just isn't by any stretch of anyone's imagination.

1052
00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:47.199
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, thank you.

1053
00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:49.119
<v Speaker 1>No Boxy Jane.

1054
00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:53.239
<v Speaker 2>By the way, we'll see if any any criticism comes

1055
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.239
<v Speaker 2>out about that remark on the on the internet and

1056
00:55:56.280 --> 00:55:57.719
<v Speaker 2>all the judges.

1057
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.679
<v Speaker 3>I would I would hope. So, you know, if we're

1058
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:04.599
<v Speaker 3>playing this game, then let's play the game. Let's get

1059
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:09.519
<v Speaker 3>to Kyle's house, who she's throwing a party. I feel

1060
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:13.000
<v Speaker 3>a little gas lit by the way that this was exhibited,

1061
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:20.599
<v Speaker 3>because there's fifty people just staff working on this party.

1062
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:27.039
<v Speaker 3>Now at varying points, we saw people trickling in. So

1063
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I was confused about whether this event was thrown for

1064
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:34.559
<v Speaker 3>the seven or eight housewives only or for a larger

1065
00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:38.840
<v Speaker 3>group of people, And ultimately it really just was for

1066
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:44.280
<v Speaker 3>the women. There were just buckets and buckets of delicious foods,

1067
00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:48.840
<v Speaker 3>steak cooked to perfection with chimmy churry, crispy salmon. We

1068
00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:55.840
<v Speaker 3>had flower people, We had sponsored drink buckets or just dispensers.

1069
00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:59.960
<v Speaker 3>We had so many things going on for eight anarecs

1070
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:03.360
<v Speaker 3>women to sit down and shit talk Garcel like well,

1071
00:57:03.639 --> 00:57:07.079
<v Speaker 3>like she says, you can't just invite anybody over these days,

1072
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:09.119
<v Speaker 3>how calm? Why not? You guys are just gonna shit

1073
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:11.880
<v Speaker 3>on Garcel. Just pour wine.

1074
00:57:12.360 --> 00:57:16.079
<v Speaker 1>So, as someone who is planning a wedding, you may

1075
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:18.239
<v Speaker 1>think that people want to come to your house, and

1076
00:57:18.280 --> 00:57:20.199
<v Speaker 1>they don't just want to sit down. And do you

1077
00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:22.119
<v Speaker 1>think that they want to make flower crowns and have

1078
00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:26.599
<v Speaker 1>these brand sponsored activities. What they want to do is

1079
00:57:26.599 --> 00:57:29.360
<v Speaker 1>is be off their feet with an alcoholic beverage in

1080
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>their hand, talking shit about Garcel. That's it. They want

1081
00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:35.480
<v Speaker 1>to be drunk and in a comfortable area that isn't

1082
00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:37.880
<v Speaker 1>too hot or too cold. No one wants to make

1083
00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:41.639
<v Speaker 1>a flower anything. Nobody wants to do. No one is here. Also,

1084
00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:43.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot of these people have younger kids. I fucking

1085
00:57:43.840 --> 00:57:46.599
<v Speaker 1>crafted all day to day because I have stupid crumb crunchers.

1086
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Let me drink and talk my shit about Garcel.

1087
00:57:49.199 --> 00:57:53.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ruby nailed it, uh because Kyle explained, oh we gotta,

1088
00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:56.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, have activities and wrong, that's for parties for

1089
00:57:56.760 --> 00:58:02.920
<v Speaker 2>six year olds, you idiot, this a line for fifty days.

1090
00:58:03.159 --> 00:58:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Ruby pointed out, flower crowns are for Coachella. What you

1091
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:12.840
<v Speaker 2>want is good music, good food, and fucking booze. That's

1092
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:14.880
<v Speaker 2>all we want and some shit.

1093
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Talking And they don't need anything, so really it's and

1094
00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:20.239
<v Speaker 1>they don't know what music is, so it's really literally

1095
00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:22.320
<v Speaker 1>shit talking and booze. That's it. Sit down.

1096
00:58:29.039 --> 00:58:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, the disgrace, what is it? The disgrace?

1097
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Morally corrupt, morally corrupt.

1098
00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's still holding on to that five seconds of relevance.

1099
00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:40.719
<v Speaker 2>By the way, people associated with that trial and all that, Uh,

1100
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:43.719
<v Speaker 2>they're going to slowly start dying off pretty soon. I

1101
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:45.800
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be surprised if we didn't hear. Who is that

1102
00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:49.159
<v Speaker 2>really annoying blonde haired guy that got famous.

1103
00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Through the trial, Ron Goldman? Who's dead?

1104
00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:53.119
<v Speaker 3>No?

1105
00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:58.280
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, he's no. I don't know,

1106
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.679
<v Speaker 2>say he was dead before it all began. Uh? No,

1107
00:59:03.000 --> 00:59:06.639
<v Speaker 2>who's the annoying juror that lived with j Simpson? I

1108
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:08.840
<v Speaker 2>can't remember. God, I'm glad I don't remember his name.

1109
00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:13.000
<v Speaker 3>You're saying Age is going to claim these.

1110
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:15.760
<v Speaker 2>People, I'm saying they're getting up there now, the Fays

1111
00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:19.239
<v Speaker 2>next the god whoever with a cop that lies?

1112
00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:21.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't think. I don't think they're quite World War

1113
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:26.639
<v Speaker 3>two veterans I know around for a little bit. But

1114
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:27.159
<v Speaker 3>she is.

1115
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.039
<v Speaker 2>More screaming at their phone right now where they're.

1116
00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:35.679
<v Speaker 3>But listen, we have to sit down with the women

1117
00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:41.840
<v Speaker 3>and talk about Garcel. Rachel Zoe arrives and how do

1118
00:59:41.880 --> 00:59:51.440
<v Speaker 3>we feel about rachel Zoe's She's very soft spoken the

1119
00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:54.800
<v Speaker 3>entire time, but I mean volume as a character at

1120
00:59:54.840 --> 00:59:55.440
<v Speaker 3>this table.

1121
00:59:56.880 --> 01:00:03.119
<v Speaker 1>I believe rachel zo is a selfish bitch. I'm serious,

1122
01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:06.039
<v Speaker 1>Like I think that Bose is, Like pat said, trying

1123
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:07.679
<v Speaker 1>to come at this now is like I will be

1124
01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.360
<v Speaker 1>the moral high ground and it will be my show

1125
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:13.280
<v Speaker 1>from up here. I think Rachel Zoe is ready to

1126
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.880
<v Speaker 1>come in and just fucking fire shots and then the

1127
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:18.119
<v Speaker 1>blood will spill, and then she'll go home to her

1128
01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:21.559
<v Speaker 1>non named children and hang out in her gorgeous house

1129
01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:22.360
<v Speaker 1>that we won't wrong.

1130
01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:25.639
<v Speaker 2>But let us know, excuse me, Caddy, Patty's here, I'm

1131
01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:28.679
<v Speaker 2>in the gay corner. Uh. Normally I like Bos's looks.

1132
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:31.840
<v Speaker 2>This one didn't work for me. She looks like a genie.

1133
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:34.239
<v Speaker 2>That wish she fired her glam squad.

1134
01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:37.320
<v Speaker 1>That was good, good, wait.

1135
01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:40.440
<v Speaker 3>There was a genie quality to it. Yeah.

1136
01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Can we talk about the kili of it all? Is

1137
01:00:43.920 --> 01:00:47.320
<v Speaker 1>he gay? This is strange? She is so smart and

1138
01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:51.119
<v Speaker 1>like accomplished. Actually, what is going on?

1139
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:56.519
<v Speaker 2>It's the it's you know, how a person has everything

1140
01:00:56.559 --> 01:01:00.320
<v Speaker 2>together and there's one fucked up thing about him. This

1141
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:04.079
<v Speaker 2>is her, This is her one thing what's going on?

1142
01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Can you think of another person like that and just

1143
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:09.960
<v Speaker 1>in like personal and not like at random celebrity, Like.

1144
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Julie Roberts, she has one imperfection. She has a

1145
01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:17.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking weird vein that runs up her forehead.

1146
01:01:23.239 --> 01:01:26.760
<v Speaker 3>You can't say, you can't retroactively say Caddy, Patty. You

1147
01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:29.360
<v Speaker 3>have to be very very clear. And when I'm talking

1148
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:33.079
<v Speaker 3>about that Patrick, I mean Jesus Christ. You could say that.

1149
01:01:33.159 --> 01:01:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you go Willem Dafoe. He's a talented actor,

1150
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:38.199
<v Speaker 3>but he looks like he escaped a fire, you know

1151
01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:40.000
<v Speaker 3>almost You.

1152
01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Know that would have been mean because that was what

1153
01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:44.480
<v Speaker 1>we were doing. Either is more so like when you see.

1154
01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:48.199
<v Speaker 2>People Brad Pitt, he's an idiot?

1155
01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sure, so would it be like like Jennifer Aniston

1156
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:54.559
<v Speaker 1>made a bad call being with him for so long, right,

1157
01:01:54.639 --> 01:01:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Like she's perfect and that was her one flaw.

1158
01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:02.159
<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't really think that there is I

1159
01:02:02.199 --> 01:02:05.519
<v Speaker 3>don't think there's anybody. Well, you blame Brad in that situation.

1160
01:02:05.679 --> 01:02:07.840
<v Speaker 3>You blame Brad and Angelina. I don't. I don't think

1161
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:11.840
<v Speaker 3>that Jennifer Aniston has has any culpability there. But you know,

1162
01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:15.760
<v Speaker 3>it's really really difficult. We've all seen mister and missus Smith,

1163
01:02:16.199 --> 01:02:20.840
<v Speaker 3>you know, to ask Brad to be a better person

1164
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:24.599
<v Speaker 3>in that situation. Listen. Obviously, yeah, we would like to

1165
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:27.000
<v Speaker 3>say we wish that you would have done better, but

1166
01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:31.280
<v Speaker 3>also we've seen mister and missus Smith. I mean, think

1167
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:32.800
<v Speaker 3>about the normal person.

1168
01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:35.880
<v Speaker 2>There's just no way, Dylan, Dylan, I've said this before.

1169
01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Never in history has anybody ever been given a pass

1170
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:44.840
<v Speaker 2>as a home wrecker than Angelina period. I've never seen

1171
01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:48.199
<v Speaker 2>that before. She literally destroyed a marriage and was a

1172
01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:50.599
<v Speaker 2>home wrecker, and we were like, you know, I think

1173
01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Jen kind of deserved it.

1174
01:02:51.960 --> 01:02:54.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, he got a he got a pretty decent pass

1175
01:02:54.280 --> 01:02:54.800
<v Speaker 3>there too.

1176
01:02:56.239 --> 01:02:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Because he's very good looking.

1177
01:02:57.519 --> 01:02:58.400
<v Speaker 3>He's very hot.

1178
01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Claire Danes. Let's not forget nobody ever forget never, ever,

1179
01:03:02.639 --> 01:03:06.599
<v Speaker 1>ever ever forget home wrecking. Whoor okay, seven months pregnant,

1180
01:03:06.639 --> 01:03:09.679
<v Speaker 1>Mary Louise Parker, love her. Nancy Botwin is my queen.

1181
01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Claar Dance.

1182
01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:15.119
<v Speaker 2>Also also Billy crought up was very very.

1183
01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:19.199
<v Speaker 1>Handsome, awful guy, beautiful looking. Okay, yeah, you know, and.

1184
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.159
<v Speaker 3>We you know, we've got SpongeBob who was just broken

1185
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:24.199
<v Speaker 3>up with by already Ariana grand day.

1186
01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:28.280
<v Speaker 1>And hold on, did she actually break up with him?

1187
01:03:28.360 --> 01:03:29.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she broke up with him.

1188
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:33.039
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking kidding me? Did she really dill in her art?

1189
01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Thanks? I saw it on the internet.

1190
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say they're weird? They're weird?

1191
01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:43.599
<v Speaker 1>Little no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I will no,

1192
01:03:43.719 --> 01:03:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I will talk. Okay, you go.

1193
01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So Cynthia Revio Rivo and Arianna they're doing all

1194
01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:52.360
<v Speaker 2>this touchy, feel like stuff and they're like saying, like

1195
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:56.880
<v Speaker 2>we're where by whatever? Uh, you guys have not been

1196
01:03:56.920 --> 01:04:01.639
<v Speaker 2>seen together before or after any of the press tours. Okay,

1197
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there are paparazzi outside wherever you two live.

1198
01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:10.760
<v Speaker 2>You guys are basically frauds like that, And let's.

1199
01:04:10.440 --> 01:04:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Not let's let's let's actually just shut the fuck up

1200
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:15.440
<v Speaker 3>for one second, okay, because.

1201
01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:22.840
<v Speaker 1>They're mainly because they're still together, and Dylan's literally gas no.

1202
01:04:22.599 --> 01:04:26.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, wait, well two things. Wait are you talking? No, no, no,

1203
01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:28.599
<v Speaker 3>you're talking about Cynthia and Ariana, and I don't want

1204
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:31.159
<v Speaker 3>you to shot on their their love for one another, okay,

1205
01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:34.960
<v Speaker 3>because it's infectious. They they do need to eat a sandwich,

1206
01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:37.280
<v Speaker 3>and everyone on that cast needs to eat a Sandwich's

1207
01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:40.400
<v Speaker 3>actually the scariest thing ever. It's like there's a goddamn

1208
01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:45.920
<v Speaker 3>uh dementor on set, Like the PA's are all the mentors, right,

1209
01:04:46.079 --> 01:04:46.800
<v Speaker 3>I saw you.

1210
01:04:46.920 --> 01:04:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I saw through Ariana's head. I could see the chair

1211
01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:50.119
<v Speaker 2>she was saying.

1212
01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:54.039
<v Speaker 1>And again they're they're the most talented people. But it's

1213
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:57.800
<v Speaker 1>like you that you have to eat. You have to

1214
01:04:57.840 --> 01:04:59.760
<v Speaker 1>eat to live. Just remember that.

1215
01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:03.840
<v Speaker 3>That's also I did just pull up an article call

1216
01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:07.519
<v Speaker 3>it calls our so it calls Ariana Grande and Ethan's

1217
01:05:07.559 --> 01:05:10.159
<v Speaker 3>later proved they're still going strong, which makes me actually

1218
01:05:10.239 --> 01:05:11.159
<v Speaker 3>quite sad.

1219
01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:15.159
<v Speaker 1>Because they should break up and then we will all

1220
01:05:15.360 --> 01:05:17.119
<v Speaker 1>dance around the fact that she is actually a home

1221
01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:19.559
<v Speaker 1>wrecking horror who broke up a marriage with a newborn child,

1222
01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:21.679
<v Speaker 1>and they deserve to again go to your condo, live

1223
01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:23.880
<v Speaker 1>next to mo and your kids when they're.

1224
01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:26.559
<v Speaker 3>A great well. So anyways, we talk about Garcel, and

1225
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:29.599
<v Speaker 3>I have to we rap with talking about Garcel. We

1226
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:34.840
<v Speaker 3>actually wrap with Hot Girl Summer. But Garcel leaving the

1227
01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:40.159
<v Speaker 3>show and not talking to anybody is, as the kids

1228
01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:43.599
<v Speaker 3>would say, a real crash out, and for me personally,

1229
01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:48.880
<v Speaker 3>I think it's completely unfounded. Garcel was brutal to date

1230
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:52.039
<v Speaker 3>last season, and we loved it. Okay, we were We

1231
01:05:52.039 --> 01:05:54.880
<v Speaker 3>were thrilled about the the It was the only entertaining

1232
01:05:54.880 --> 01:05:57.079
<v Speaker 3>thing about last season was Garcel going, hey, did you

1233
01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:59.280
<v Speaker 3>stage that robbery by any chance?

1234
01:05:59.679 --> 01:05:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Love?

1235
01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:03.880
<v Speaker 3>The fact that she was pressed about it was too

1236
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:08.039
<v Speaker 3>much for her. Hey, also, your a housewife. If you're

1237
01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:10.000
<v Speaker 3>gonna do that, you're gonna get asked about it. But

1238
01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:12.480
<v Speaker 3>if you may not have the defense mounted that you're

1239
01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:14.920
<v Speaker 3>looking for from your fellow castmates.

1240
01:06:14.440 --> 01:06:16.960
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, Dell In private, I believe she had

1241
01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:20.280
<v Speaker 2>hinted at multiple women on the cast had one hundred

1242
01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:22.639
<v Speaker 2>percent agreed with her, and then when she went out

1243
01:06:22.639 --> 01:06:24.559
<v Speaker 2>and said it put her neck on the line, no

1244
01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:27.400
<v Speaker 2>one said anything on the dais And that's what really

1245
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:28.159
<v Speaker 2>pissed her off.

1246
01:06:29.519 --> 01:06:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, here's what I have to say about that,

1247
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:35.840
<v Speaker 1>the exact same thing that Dylan just said. You are

1248
01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:39.960
<v Speaker 1>a housewife. You're getting paid. This is a job. Think

1249
01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:44.559
<v Speaker 1>about Vicki or a Tamra or Shannon Badour drove her

1250
01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:47.360
<v Speaker 1>car into a house with Archie in the back seat

1251
01:06:47.480 --> 01:06:50.599
<v Speaker 1>on the phone with the police saying, my owner is

1252
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<v Speaker 1>drunk and she's driving into houses again. She showed up.

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<v Speaker 1>She took the cast photo. At the end, she had

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<v Speaker 1>Tamra call her drunk. The entire season, like Garce, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>stood up for me, and we all talked shit about you. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like post the screenshots of your texts then or something

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody somebody on Jeopardy going, I don't know that much

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<v Speaker 3>about the renaissance. It's like, what, sorry, there's another category

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<v Speaker 3>coming up, you fucking whiney piece of shit. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 3>the Jeopardy you lose her.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's what I think.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you know what you want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>What prompted this discussion was Bo's going after Ston. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, you're lonely now, hah, Sutton, now that

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<v Speaker 2>Abby's not around, you know, because you were kind of paining.

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<v Speaker 3>Quickly say, I'm not calling garcela winey piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying, the guy on Jeopardy who doesn't about

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<v Speaker 3>the renaissance.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. And she's like, also, gar hates your guts too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably why she left. To be fair, everybody kind

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<v Speaker 2>of hates you.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Bo's was, I like, she's getting in the mud,

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think that's when Kathy and Rachel show

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<v Speaker 2>up and then Bo's and Rachel Zoe bond. Uh. They

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<v Speaker 2>had already bonded on a podcast earlier in the year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, podcasts can be very bonding. Oh yes, yes, you know,

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01:08:07.400 --> 01:08:12.719
<v Speaker 3>we bond every week on a podcast. But I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 3>Kathy pulling jeans out of her bag is thank you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's really there's really nothing that we can say

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<v Speaker 3>about Kathy Hilton, who's speaking of the renaissances. Kind of

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<v Speaker 3>if I was around back then and I was Da

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<v Speaker 3>Vinci or something like that, I would see Kathy Hilton

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<v Speaker 3>and I would say, I need to make you my muse.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I will follow you to the ends of

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<v Speaker 3>the earth to be inspired. Twenty four seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something very quickly speaking about a muse.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, her taking the scissors out to cut

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<v Speaker 1>the string earlier. Yeah, okay, when her home got robbed

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<v Speaker 1>at Bravocan while she was away, her husband Rick was

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<v Speaker 1>fucking home. Okay, that motherfucker took his shotgun, fired it

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<v Speaker 1>in the home and said get the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Police are coming. Can you believe again, perhaps people are

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<v Speaker 1>anti gun and that's a different I'm not even addressing

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<v Speaker 1>that part of this, right, like the idea that Rick Hilton,

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<v Speaker 1>as old as he is Kathy is a Bravocon and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's like, ooh he he we're going to rob this

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<v Speaker 1>big mansion. Uh h, big Rick has shot.

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<v Speaker 3>You can fucking note there's a fucking ninety eight year

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<v Speaker 3>old man in there, fueled up on baked potatoes and

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<v Speaker 3>fish eggs, and he's going to take your head off. Okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>we really appreciate you all watching dyl.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't end this. We got to talk about how

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<v Speaker 2>Rachel Zoe Actually while they were talking about what pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of shit PK and Mo were, she tells Kyle, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>so I was in skiing h and Aspen. Uh one

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<v Speaker 2>of my friends tried hooking me up with Mo. And

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<v Speaker 2>you see, Kyle, I kind of like, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>no offense to Rachel, but uh, I don't think you're

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<v Speaker 2>Moe's type. You're not one year out of high school.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm bumped.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine. Yeah, that's exactly what my wife said. When

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<v Speaker 3>we were watching the show. She was like, they tried

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<v Speaker 3>to hook me up with Mo, and my darlings here.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I'm a little old for Mo. I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's like, she's so mean, but also.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's not she I think that Kyle. The picture

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you guys of Kyle sitting there staring.

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<v Speaker 3>Going, yeah, the mids the mids of our.

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<v Speaker 1>Fast, it's midsimar feast in a face. That was Kyle

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time, just nodding in agreement with everything that

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was saying. And then as soon as that came

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<v Speaker 1>out of her mouth, she was like, Oh, I will

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<v Speaker 1>skin you while you sleep tonight. That's so funny that

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<v Speaker 1>someone did that. I love that. Again, she is not nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>so she is she's too old for him. But we

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<v Speaker 1>will see Mo when he's seventy one. We will read

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<v Speaker 1>a Radar online if they are still in existence article

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I still am urdy Greek, so I can.

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<v Speaker 3>See it like Rachel does drinking back guard. She has

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<v Speaker 3>a pizza sam Man, and then all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 3>she wakes up about up three hours sorriented, and she's

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<v Speaker 3>completely strip naked, but she is in some kind of shawl,

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01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:14.840
<v Speaker 3>and Kyle and all of her daughters are standing around

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01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:20.039
<v Speaker 3>her chanting. It's awful, awful chant and Mauricio walks in.

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<v Speaker 3>He is completely nude and his eyelids have been cut off.

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<v Speaker 2>And and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's how Rachel so parishes. Really scary stuff from Kyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's it. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's old Patty. Remember to go to patreon dot com,

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01:11:40.439 --> 01:11:44.680
<v Speaker 2>slash another podcast network, and I guess where else can

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01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:47.239
<v Speaker 2>what else do we need a pro? Alliet Dad's doing

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01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:48.479
<v Speaker 2>a podcast. I'll be right out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Get in the comments, let us know what

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<v Speaker 3>you thought about the episode. We'll be back in studio

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<v Speaker 3>next week. I'll be on the mend. We love you

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<v Speaker 3>guys very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye guys, but I