Speaker 1: This is a podcast from War Days.
Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 2: and we're about to tackle election integrity things. I just
Speaker 2: saw something in the hallway at work I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to address and it's gonna bring me to the benefits
Speaker 2: of being a jerk. So we have election integrity why
Speaker 2: I'm a jerk. We're gonna have blackmail and emails, all
Speaker 2: that and so much more coming up this final hour
Speaker 2: on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. First, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try to get through these as fast as possible, not
Speaker 2: because they don't matter, but because I am I really
Speaker 2: don't want to dishearten anybody, because I am not disheartened
Speaker 2: about this election. I am heartened. Chris, Is that a
Speaker 2: word you? Heartened is the opposite of disheartened? Right, emboldens whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm heartened. I think it's going to be a great
Speaker 2: November six days from now. I think it's to be awesome.
Speaker 2: I do. But there have already been problems, and so
Speaker 2: let me just let I'm just gonna read through the
Speaker 2: headlines and we'll have a quick discussion, shall we. Headline
Speaker 2: r NC chair says Trump is suing Bucks county for
Speaker 2: turning away our voters. That's from USA Today. You should know.
Speaker 2: Little update courtesy of journalists Jesse. They won. This isn't
Speaker 2: some kakamami internet theory. Here. Bucks County, Critical County in
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania started turning away voters. Democrat election officials saw there
Speaker 2: were a bunch of Republicans in line. Shut it down,
Speaker 2: turned away voters. RNC sued RNC one. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: that's bad headline. This is from the main wire top
Speaker 2: Maine Democrats decline to investigate the full scope of legal
Speaker 2: and illegal aliens voting in Maine's elections. Gie, I wonder
Speaker 2: why they do that headline. Powerful groups are hiding facts
Speaker 2: about illegal voting by non citizens. That's from Just the Facts.
Speaker 2: Headline from the Populous Times. Florida election worker fired after
Speaker 2: completed ballots found by the roadside. Trump leads there in
Speaker 2: a wide margin. I kid you not. They claimed that
Speaker 2: as they drove off a sealed bin and a sealed
Speaker 2: bag fell out. Oh whoops, it fell out. And finally headline,
Speaker 2: Colorado's secretary of State. Her name was Jenna Griswold. I
Speaker 2: should note Colorado's Secretary of State site website improperly displayed
Speaker 2: the partial passwords for voting systems. This is the exact
Speaker 2: same secretary of state. Maybe you remember who tried to
Speaker 2: get Donald Trump's name removed from the ballots in Colorado.
Speaker 2: Here she was being asked about it.
Speaker 3: Say, Jenny Griswall, thank you for your time today. So
Speaker 3: your office is acknowledging that you inadvertently leaked voting system
Speaker 3: passwords by putting them on your website. Colorado Republican Party
Speaker 3: says that this was more than six hundred bios passwords
Speaker 3: for voting systems in all but one Colorado county.
Speaker 2: Is that accurate?
Speaker 4: That is not accurate?
Speaker 3: How many passwords and for which counties?
Speaker 4: So a spreadsheet located on the department website improperly had
Speaker 4: a hiten tab with partial passwords. So I think that
Speaker 4: is really important. This is not the full password to
Speaker 4: access voting equipment.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. I should note it was the full password.
Speaker 2: She's lying there. We now know it's the full password.
Speaker 4: This point, you know we had started an investigation and
Speaker 4: actually have people in the field that have been working
Speaker 4: on this issue.
Speaker 3: When you say partial passwords, do you mean that it
Speaker 3: had one of the two passwords required to get into
Speaker 3: the system, or it did not even have one full password.
Speaker 4: It had one of two, and not for all voting components,
Speaker 4: for some voting of components in the state.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not going to tackle each and every one
Speaker 2: of these things, but look, we even have a voicemail
Speaker 2: along the exact same lines.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jesse, enjoy your show. You know, I went to
Speaker 5: vote early here in New Mexico was kind of taken
Speaker 5: aback by the fact that RFK is still on the ballot.
Speaker 5: You're probably aware of that, but thought i'd mention it.
Speaker 2: Why do they want the border open?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: Why do they do a lot of what they do?
Speaker 2: This is going to come back to election in integrity,
Speaker 2: I swear I'm not changing the subject. To stay with me.
Speaker 2: Why do Democrats open the border? Why do democrats? Why
Speaker 2: does George Soros have such an interest in what's that
Speaker 2: useless Republican term they use soft on crime das even
Speaker 2: though they're pro crime, they're pro rape, their pro murder.
Speaker 2: Why is George Sorow so hot on that millions and
Speaker 2: millions of dollars? Huh, that's interesting. Why Why do Democrats
Speaker 2: want the prison doors opened? Why do these Democrat judges
Speaker 2: give every scumbag in these cities who commix the that's
Speaker 2: an act of violence. Why do they give them a
Speaker 2: slap on the wrist and turn them loose again? Why
Speaker 2: do all of these things happen? What are they doing? Well,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it. This is going to come back
Speaker 2: to voting. Stay with me. In a stable society where
Speaker 2: the people are happy, society is stable, and things seem good.
Speaker 2: A communist revolution can never catch on in a society
Speaker 2: like that because communism, if you even read about it,
Speaker 2: you just know it's awful. It's terrible, it's awful. So
Speaker 2: a stable society will never accept communism. It just simply won't. Well,
Speaker 2: if you're a communist revolutionary, what do you do? Then?
Speaker 2: You have to come up with ways to de stabilize
Speaker 2: a society. And one of the most effective ways to
Speaker 2: destabilize the society is to have a massive uptick in
Speaker 2: violent crime. Because people, it's a human nature thing. I'm
Speaker 2: just like you. We're all this way. People and their
Speaker 2: personal safety it's a major thing personally. You want to
Speaker 2: feel safe walking to your car. You want to feel
Speaker 2: safe when your kids are driving to school. You want
Speaker 2: safety for your wife, your husband, your mother, personal safety.
Speaker 2: Acts of violence scare us and we don't like it.
Speaker 2: And so if you take that feeling away from people,
Speaker 2: if you make them feel unsafe, then you will destabilize
Speaker 2: the society. So back to what we were just talking about,
Speaker 2: Why the open Why would Soros spend so much money
Speaker 2: on the prosecutors? Why open up the jails? Why?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Why? Why? Why? What are Democrats doing. It's not that
Speaker 2: they're paying for violent crime or directly committing violent crime,
Speaker 2: although we oftentimes know they are. What they are doing
Speaker 2: is they're creating all the necessary conditions that guarantee violent crime.
Speaker 2: You open the border, gangs are gonna come over, drugs, violence,
Speaker 2: horrible people. You open up the jail cells, Well, there
Speaker 2: are horrible people in those jail cells. They're going to
Speaker 2: go from being horrible people in jail to being horrible
Speaker 2: people on the streets. You get a Soros da in there,
Speaker 2: he's gonna take that violent scum bag and get him
Speaker 2: back out of jail so he can get back on
Speaker 2: in the streets and rape and murder as many people
Speaker 2: as possible, as fast as he possibly can. It's not
Speaker 2: that you're committing the crimes. You are creating the conditions
Speaker 2: guaranteeing a massive up in criminality. This is exactly what
Speaker 2: Democrats do when it comes to voter integrity or lack thereof.
Speaker 2: It's not that they're all participating in it, but every
Speaker 2: single one of them, top to bottom, House, Senate, Congress,
Speaker 2: Secretary of State to the average street animal on the ground,
Speaker 2: they create the conditions that guarantee cheating in an election.
Speaker 2: Oh whoops, did your ballot box fall out of the
Speaker 2: back of my truck in a red county? Oopsie, I
Speaker 2: should have invested in more zip ties. Oh did I
Speaker 2: accidentally leak all of the passwords for our voting machines online?
Speaker 6: Oops?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Whoops? My bad too, sad? Oh? Oh what
Speaker 2: is that? No, you shouldn't have to show ID to vote? No,
Speaker 2: that would be what's a word we can use it
Speaker 2: starts with an R. That would be racist? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no voter ID. Oh. Mail in batting balloting. Everyone should
Speaker 2: get to do that.
Speaker 7: Every election should have only mail and balance ballot and
Speaker 7: just have just put in the mail and we'll just
Speaker 7: collect everything from everywhere, creating the conditions that guarantee election cheating.
Speaker 2: And how could they do that. Why would they do that?
Speaker 2: Don't they have any integrity? They're all revolutionaries, they're fighting
Speaker 2: a revolution. You can never understand how the communist thinks
Speaker 2: and why he does what he does with the approval
Speaker 2: of his conscience. Until you understand they're revolutionaries and anything
Speaker 2: and everything is acceptable in the cause of the revolution.
Speaker 2: You whip yourself up into a frenzy. You convince yourself
Speaker 2: burning down America is the greater good. You convince yourself
Speaker 2: you're fighting Nazis, and once you have allowed your mind
Speaker 2: to go to that place, then anything you do to
Speaker 2: stop them becomes acceptable to you. That's what they've done
Speaker 2: with election integrity in this country. That's why RFK is
Speaker 2: still on the ballot in so many places too, creating
Speaker 2: every condition necessary so they can fraudulently steal an election.
Speaker 2: That's why let's do some emails next, miss something.
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Speaker 1: In your small hands, you rock, brother. I just want
Speaker 1: to let you know that they I believe that, Kamala,
Speaker 1: Let's throw in all these interviews and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: because they're going to steal this right in front of
Speaker 1: our face. They're going to try like hell, and I
Speaker 1: firmly believe that are gonna They're running a terrible campaign
Speaker 1: just to show the world that they can steal this
Speaker 1: right in front.
Speaker 6: Of our face.
Speaker 1: Peace, hell, brother, keep cooking them burgers.
Speaker 2: I hope you're wrong, my brother. Let's all make sure
Speaker 2: we're praying. All right, don't underestimate the power of press.
Speaker 1: With you listening to your show.
Speaker 2: I need to point something out that that word that
Speaker 2: Jewish producer Chris beeped out, it's exactly what you think.
Speaker 2: It starts with an S. He's talking about a toilet.
Speaker 2: Only he used a potty word that we're not going
Speaker 2: to play for kids. And did he think that was
Speaker 2: going to be offensive to me in any way? Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm a toilet fan. And here's what what, Chris. Stay
Speaker 2: with me. I'm a toilet fan because once you have kids.
Speaker 2: See Chris, your daughter is still too young for you
Speaker 2: to fully fully grasp this. Yet you wait until she's walking, buddy,
Speaker 2: You just wait until she's walked. She's not walking yet
Speaker 2: right now? Ah you wait, Corey, Corey, how old?
Speaker 5: How old?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 5: Hold?
Speaker 2: Eight months? Yeah? Yeah, you just wait. But both of you,
Speaker 2: you think right now, because you've lived your whole life,
Speaker 2: you can really find peace anywhere. You really can't. Even
Speaker 2: once you're married, you just start a fight with your wife.
Speaker 2: Totally peaceful, peace and quiet. This all disappears once they
Speaker 2: start walking. Your kids will. You'll eventually escape to the toilet,
Speaker 2: and then you've never thought about this, but the height
Speaker 2: of your doors is gonna matter a lot because you
Speaker 2: think you've escaped, you'll look up and you'll see these
Speaker 2: tiny little hands sticking under the door. Dad, Are you
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 5: Dad?
Speaker 2: Are you in there? Heah a bab ba ba ba ba.
Speaker 2: You eventually learn that the toilet may be the only comfort,
Speaker 2: the only privacy you have in life, unless you're gonna
Speaker 2: be wealthy enough to have a guest house or something
Speaker 2: along those lines. I've wanted a guest house forever, not
Speaker 2: for guests, for me, for me, So I love the toilet.
Speaker 2: You think you're offending me by listening on the toilet.
Speaker 2: That's when I do my best word.
Speaker 1: I sit with you listening to your show.
Speaker 6: Joe Rogaine is a failed actor who got lucky with
Speaker 6: his podcast, just like you are a failed politician who
Speaker 6: got lucky with AM radio with coast to coast listeners.
Speaker 2: That's kind of true. Actually, now, let me tell you
Speaker 2: about what I saw on the hallway. I was using
Speaker 2: the bathroom in between the hours, in between second and
Speaker 2: third hour. I had to run down to use the
Speaker 2: bathroom really quick. Number one, not number two. It's not important,
Speaker 2: but I just wanted you to know what, Chris. I
Speaker 2: wanted everyone to know that I didn't rush it. I
Speaker 2: would never rush it. I don't do that. You know that,
Speaker 2: Chris knows. Anyway, I go down use the bathroom real quick.
Speaker 2: I wash my hands because I'm not some kind of
Speaker 2: a caveman savage like half the people who work in
Speaker 2: this building. And I'm coming back, and I saw the
Speaker 2: funniest thing. Because I've been there and I know everyone's
Speaker 2: been there. You guys will see it, Chris Corey, when
Speaker 2: you go out one of the people who one of
Speaker 2: the companies in this building, they're having a company Halloween party,
Speaker 2: and it is the saddest looking thing you've ever seen
Speaker 2: in your entire life. Time what time is it now?
Speaker 2: What time is it here? Seven thirty at night? It's
Speaker 2: seven thirty at night. And the reason it was so
Speaker 2: hilarious is the elevator in the stairs. It was full
Speaker 2: of employees who were dressed up in costumes. You've never
Speaker 2: seen such dark, sad attitudes ever. Obviously it was something
Speaker 2: everyone had to be at. No one wants to go
Speaker 2: to a Halloween party at their work at seven point
Speaker 2: thirty on a Wednesday night. It was so pathetic. I
Speaker 2: still can't stop laughing about it. They actually all had
Speaker 2: their shoulders hunched over as they walked in. And you
Speaker 2: know why this stuff happens. I'll tell you why this
Speaker 2: stuff happens because because there aren't enough jerks who work
Speaker 2: at major companies. I have actually thought to myself, because
Speaker 2: that is my particular specialty, being a jerk. I don't
Speaker 2: do that intentionally, That's just something that's always come natural
Speaker 2: to me. I should hire out my services to major companies.
Speaker 2: Don't shake your head, Chris, to help them with these things,
Speaker 2: because here's exactly how this goes. You'll get all these
Speaker 2: suits in your corporation there and they'll be you know,
Speaker 2: the president and VP of this and VP of marketing
Speaker 2: and VP of this and this guy and this guy
Speaker 2: and this guy, and what they all feel like they
Speaker 2: have to do. They all feel like they have to
Speaker 2: come up with an idea. Everyone feels like they have
Speaker 2: to come up with an idea. Oh, we got to
Speaker 2: do something here, we gotta do something there. And inevitably,
Speaker 2: no matter what your company is, if it's big enough,
Speaker 2: inevitably there will be somebody, generally a woman, who will
Speaker 2: pipe up and she'll say, you know what, we need
Speaker 2: to do a super fun Halloween party. And what happens
Speaker 2: is immediately most of the people in that room, men
Speaker 2: and women, they won't want to go, they won't want
Speaker 2: to pay for it, they won't want to plan it,
Speaker 2: they don't want to do it. No one wants to
Speaker 2: do it. But nobody wants to be the bad guy
Speaker 2: and say that's dumb. No, we're not doing that. That's dumb, Tina.
Speaker 2: You know what, Tina, don't ever talk in the meetings again.
Speaker 2: That was stupid. That's why you need me, That's why
Speaker 2: you need to hire me to come and sit down.
Speaker 2: I won't try to get involved in your company's business,
Speaker 2: but I can be shoot down the idea guy. That's
Speaker 2: what I do so well, I could look, you don't
Speaker 2: even have to pay me that much, all right, but
Speaker 2: pay me some king sized candy bars. What Chris, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's right, Chris, consigliary, exactly what I need to be.
Speaker 2: Hire me out to be your consigliary. I will take
Speaker 2: care of annoying Tina for you, I promise, all right.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because I've look, I take my chalk. Maybe
Speaker 2: you didn't shoot down because you don't have enough testosterone
Speaker 2: to do so. Maybe you heard Tina make her stupid
Speaker 2: suggestion and she's all, and then we can get a
Speaker 2: nacho bar in a mariachi band. And maybe you're sitting
Speaker 2: there thinking this is gonna cost like ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for the Halloween party. I don't want to do this,
Speaker 2: but I'm too scared to tell Tina. No, that's because
Speaker 2: your tea levels are too freaking low. If you were
Speaker 2: on a male vitality stack from chalk, you could have
Speaker 2: a twenty percent increase in your testosterone in ninety days,
Speaker 2: and you'll tell Tina where the bear went through the buckwheat.
Speaker 2: Get on a male vitality stack, or show Tina, not
Speaker 2: tell her. You have to show her where the bear
Speaker 2: went through the buckwheat? What, Chris, you never heard that saying?
Speaker 2: My dad used to tell me that all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm still not totally sure what it means, but it
Speaker 2: always sounded pretty scary, very scary. Back to chalk, female
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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday? And I Am going
Speaker 2: to get to more emails in a moment before we
Speaker 2: get to blackmail stuff. I do have to just give
Speaker 2: you a little update on this. It happened about an hour,
Speaker 2: hour and a half ago, and I wasn't even gonna
Speaker 2: mention it because it's more of a visual thing. But
Speaker 2: some people were just good at certain things. Donald Trump
Speaker 2: is an outstanding retail politician. He is he is. He's
Speaker 2: terrible at selecting personnel, but man, when it comes to
Speaker 2: being a retail politician, he's really good. And when it
Speaker 2: comes to getting under people's skin, he's really really good.
Speaker 2: So the Biden staff, the Democrats have spent all day, Chris,
Speaker 2: you have that cut from coren Diversity Hire. They've spent
Speaker 2: all day trying to clean up Joe Biden's die From
Speaker 2: what he said, does he think.
Speaker 3: Less of Americans who support Trump than he does of
Speaker 3: those who do not? And two, why is he using
Speaker 3: that kind of rhetoric?
Speaker 2: How is that presidential?
Speaker 8: So a couple of things, A couple of things. So
Speaker 8: just to clarify, he was not calling Trump supporter's garbage,
Speaker 8: which is why he put out This is why he
Speaker 8: wanted to make sure that we put out a statement
Speaker 8: that clarified what he meant and what he was trying
Speaker 8: to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it. What Look, come on, we all
Speaker 2: heard what he's say like garbage I see floating down
Speaker 2: there as his supporters. Yeah, Trump today, I don't even
Speaker 2: know how he turned it around in this amount of time.
Speaker 2: That's an incredibly fast time frame. I guess you're when
Speaker 2: you're Donald Trump, you can probably make some calls and
Speaker 2: get a rush job done. So Trump Trump's jet pulls
Speaker 2: up somewhere. I don't know where they were. Where are they, Chris?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Trump's jet Wisconsin? Okay, So even Wisconsin
Speaker 2: he's campaigning in a swing state. His jet, his Trump jet,
Speaker 2: pulls up, and do you know what vehicle? What vehicle
Speaker 2: shows up to pick up Donald Trump? A garbage truck
Speaker 2: and it's got a big Trump Vance sign on the
Speaker 2: side of it. In Trump Trump puts on a garbage
Speaker 2: like a garbage man's I think he's in a garbage
Speaker 2: man's uniform, or at least a reflector vest. I think
Speaker 2: he put on a reflector I put on a reflector vest,
Speaker 2: and he got in the garbage truck to ride it
Speaker 2: to wherever he's going. I tell you, man, the times
Speaker 2: he has made me so mad I've been yelling on
Speaker 2: the radio. He has made me laugh equally as many
Speaker 2: of those times. He just is so good at that stuff.
Speaker 2: He's so light on his feet when it comes to that.
Speaker 2: He's a really, really, really good retail politician. He is.
Speaker 2: Him and Bill Clinton are the two best I've ever
Speaker 2: seen at it. He's just he's really really good at it. Jesse,
Speaker 2: regarding the jokes by the comedian at the Trump rally,
Speaker 2: realizing that the Kami Democrats will seize on any morsel,
Speaker 2: no matter how small or insignificant, when it comes to
Speaker 2: anything that can be contrived as racial, ethnic, or a
Speaker 2: sexual insult. Why isn't there at least a conversation with
Speaker 2: the prospective speaker regarding the content of their potential remarks
Speaker 2: by the candidate or his team. Guy says, believe me,
Speaker 2: I'm not a prude. So on and so forth, read
Speaker 2: the room, know your audience. So okay, okay, So now
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. Hey, why wouldn't the Trump
Speaker 2: campaign that the guy you had this comedian on he's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I should note Tony Hencliff and I'm going to be
Speaker 2: going to a show. He's hilarious. But that's what he does.
Speaker 2: He insults people everybody. That's what he's famous for, insulting
Speaker 2: everybody's really it's like a Don Rickles type. Just Don
Speaker 2: Rickles was a master at it. He'll get you in
Speaker 2: a room, It'll make fun of your face, your mom,
Speaker 2: your weight, your race, whatever it is. That's what he does.
Speaker 2: He insults people. That's his specialty, and that's hilarious. And
Speaker 2: so what you say is, why why wouldn't the Trump
Speaker 2: campaign step in vet this guy, vet this and stop it?
Speaker 2: Why not stop this from happening? Okay, So let me
Speaker 2: ask you something. Let me ask you something. Let's say
Speaker 2: let's say you walk to work every single day. You
Speaker 2: walk to work every single day, and on your way
Speaker 2: to work every single day, sometimes you carry your lunch.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you'll buy lunch at work. But some days you
Speaker 2: will pack a lunch just like you were in school again,
Speaker 2: and you will carry your lunch. So you're walking to work,
Speaker 2: and on the days where you are carrying your lunch,
Speaker 2: there is a guy there, angry, violent, big, scary guy there.
Speaker 2: He assaults you and takes your lunch from you. How
Speaker 2: do you deal with that problem? Do you deal with
Speaker 2: that problem by finding a different way, even though you
Speaker 2: have to walk longer and it's miserable. Do you deal
Speaker 2: with that problem by you just never pack your lunch. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get beat up. It's gonna get stolen.
Speaker 2: You never pack your lunch, you cost yourself money, you
Speaker 2: cost yourself happiness. Instead, you just go to work without
Speaker 2: a lunch every single day so you don't want to
Speaker 2: get robbed and beat up. Or do you learn how
Speaker 2: to defend yourself and beat the living crap out of
Speaker 2: the guy for trying to take your lunch, or maybe
Speaker 2: even get a concealed carry permit, so you can defend
Speaker 2: yourself or get yourself a burn a pistol launcher. What
Speaker 2: if instead you just got a burn a pistol launcher.
Speaker 2: You know they're non lethal, right, You know that big
Speaker 2: guy coming to take your lunch and beat you up.
Speaker 2: You can fire a pepper ball into his chest, which
Speaker 2: that itself hurts a lot, hurts enough, and then his
Speaker 2: face will be engulfed with a pepper cloud. And as
Speaker 2: he's snotting and crying and weeping on the ground, you
Speaker 2: and your lunch can continue to walk to work. You
Speaker 2: can do that, or you can just not pack your
Speaker 2: lunch anymore. What's a more permanent solution to the problem
Speaker 2: getting the burn a pistol launcher, which I should note
Speaker 2: you can get ten percent off at burna dot com
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Speaker 2: Go get yourself a burn a pistol launcher. Everyone should
Speaker 2: have one of these. Honestly, you really should. But back
Speaker 2: to my story, you say you should vet the comic.
Speaker 2: Don't bring that guy in there. He's gonna say something
Speaker 2: racial or a cultural or religious. Don't bring that guy
Speaker 2: on there. The worst thing you can possibly do is
Speaker 2: act afraid of the Communists and the Communist ops they run.
Speaker 2: It's how they smell blood in the water. And the
Speaker 2: second you give them that fear, they will never stop
Speaker 2: coming after you. The permanent solution is to suck them
Speaker 2: right in the mouth or shoot them with your burn
Speaker 2: epistol launcher as they try to take your lunch, and
Speaker 2: then you and your lunch will be safe forever. Carry
Speaker 2: your lunch to work every single day. Why do we
Speaker 2: do what we do on this show every single day?
Speaker 2: How many people do you think we offend on this
Speaker 2: show every day? Between Jewish producers Chris, or the various
Speaker 2: sound lights we have on here, or the various laughing
Speaker 2: at Puerto Rican jokes. All the time we talk about religion,
Speaker 2: we talk about race. Do you have any idea how
Speaker 2: many complaints they get to corporate every single day and
Speaker 2: the second they get one, they generally don't tell me
Speaker 2: about it. But if they tell me, I'll actually make
Speaker 2: the joke again multiple times the next day to double down.
Speaker 2: Why Because it's critical to let the Communists know their
Speaker 2: ops will never govern you ever, ever, ever, you will
Speaker 2: not have fences built around you by filthy communists in
Speaker 2: this country never, ever, ever, If it was up to me,
Speaker 2: I would, in response to this controversy, I'd run out
Speaker 2: the entire Madison Square garden again, and I'd give Tony
Speaker 2: Hincliff an entire hour to get up there and make
Speaker 2: the most offensive jokes he has in his arsenal, and
Speaker 2: I'd broadcast it on any network I had, just to
Speaker 2: show the filthy communists exactly how far being offended is
Speaker 2: going to get them with you. That is how you
Speaker 2: deal with bullies, that is how you deal with tyrants,
Speaker 2: and that's how you deal with this disgusting communist rage
Speaker 2: mob we have in this country that is watered down
Speaker 2: this society to the point you can't say anything about anybody.
Speaker 2: I'm offended. This might offend these people, This might offend
Speaker 2: these people. Your offense is not my currency. I don't
Speaker 2: give a crap what offends you. It will never govern me.
Speaker 2: And if you tell me something offends you, all you've
Speaker 2: done is guarantee that I will say it louder and
Speaker 2: more often. From that point, why is it just because
Speaker 2: I'm a jerk? No, that's only half the reason. The
Speaker 2: other half is I have to teach you a lesson that.
Speaker 2: You don't get to tell me what to say or
Speaker 2: what not to say. Ever, that attitude is how you
Speaker 2: deal with communists. It's not forever everybody. For some people
Speaker 2: it'll be hard. For me, it's easy because I'm a
Speaker 2: natural jerk. For some people it will be hard. But
Speaker 2: that is the kind of attitude you need. All right,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: We will be back to do it again tomorrow. You
Speaker 2: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2: You can leave us voicemails eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 2: seven four three seven three crazy guy from last night
Speaker 2: who told me that my guns aren't gonna matter because
Speaker 2: the end times are coming, or something like that. Jewish
Speaker 2: producer Chris just told me he has He has left
Speaker 2: us a follow up and you're gonna have to wait
Speaker 2: until tomorrow to hear it. I we're not playing it
Speaker 2: for you yet. I haven't heard it yet. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is. Chris. Should I be honest, don't, don't.
Speaker 2: Don't oversell it to me or anyone else. Are we
Speaker 2: to enjoy it? Is it gonna be good? Chris says
Speaker 2: it's gonna be good. Okay, Chris is a very dour
Speaker 2: human being, very dour. He would not oversell it at all.
Speaker 2: He says it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 2: So that's coming tomorrow. Remember, if you miss any part
Speaker 2: of the show, he can download the whole thing on iHeart,
Speaker 2: on Spotify, on iTunes. Now, let's get to blackmail really quick.
Speaker 2: Before we get to email really quick, before we get
Speaker 2: to headlines. We have to do all this stuff really
Speaker 2: quick first. This is from Red State Homeland Security staff
Speaker 2: is concerned Tim Walls is under Chinese control in the DHS.
Speaker 2: There's Stonewall in Congress. Okay, well, there's no Maybe we've
Speaker 2: lost track of how many times Tim Walls has visited
Speaker 2: China in his lifetime. Now there are rumors, according to
Speaker 2: the Daily Mail, that he I had a relationship there.
Speaker 2: Her name's Jenna Wang, which I'm not going to make
Speaker 2: any jokes about that right now, all right, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to get sidetracked. Her name's Jenna Wang, and she
Speaker 2: is the daughter of a Chinese Communist Party official, and
Speaker 2: rumor has it that they were enjoying each other's company
Speaker 2: while he was in China, which I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 2: I am a little bit shocked at I didn't think
Speaker 2: it would be a woman. But either way, there are
Speaker 2: problems there. When you're an adult human being without a
Speaker 2: lot of money, travel is really really expensive, and Walls
Speaker 2: is just a career government employee, and you spend that
Speaker 2: much time in one country in China, you've been approached.
Speaker 2: That's a guarantee to guarantees. You have been surveilled by
Speaker 2: the Chinese Communist Party, and you have been approached by
Speaker 2: the Chinese in his party, and maybe not in an
Speaker 2: obvious way, they will understand that you are a potential
Speaker 2: asset because you're an American citizen. They would know he's
Speaker 2: politically involved. The chance is, honestly, i'll be frank with
Speaker 2: you right now, there aren't. There aren't very many of
Speaker 2: us that could spend that much time in our youth.
Speaker 2: Remember as a young man he was over there. How
Speaker 2: many places could you be videotaped and recorded during your
Speaker 2: youth where you wouldn't have done anything that you didn't
Speaker 2: want coming out later. That's really all of us, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Everyone has I don't care if it's just picking your nose,
Speaker 2: everyone has something. Well, when you visit China, they will
Speaker 2: look into you, they will spy on you, they will
Speaker 2: listen in, they will videotape you, trying to blackmail you. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's not even it's not shocking. The only shocking part
Speaker 2: about it is that it was a woman. It's not
Speaker 2: shocking that he's compromised. Of course he's compromised. Nobody goes
Speaker 2: to one place that many times, ever without specific reasons.
Speaker 2: And if you do go to a place like that
Speaker 2: that many times, oh, believe me, you've been compromised somehow,
Speaker 2: some way. Now, what does that mean for the United
Speaker 2: States of America should he assume the office of the
Speaker 2: Vice Presidency, But it would mean China really is going
Speaker 2: to have veto power on things, and if not veto power,
Speaker 2: they would have knowledge of everything. Remember, if there's some
Speaker 2: top secret operation, Tim Walls is going to be in
Speaker 2: that situation room right next to Kamala Harris. Anyone gonna
Speaker 2: grab Tim Walls's phone when it vibrates to see who's
Speaker 2: on the other end and figure out exactly what he's
Speaker 2: being threatened with. And this is not a one off
Speaker 2: it's not unique to Walls. How many people both parties
Speaker 2: have been compromise to the point it doesn't matter what
Speaker 2: they say they stand for. They are controlled by other entities,
Speaker 2: some foreign, some domestic. It's just the truth anyway. And
Speaker 2: now here's a headline, you know the thing, headlines we
Speaker 2: didn't get to. University of Nevada female volleyball players refuse
Speaker 2: to show up for a match against a six foot
Speaker 2: tall male player. I've been very, very hard on the
Speaker 2: women in women's sports for not boycotting more. I love this.
Speaker 2: I applaud this. This takes real courage to get out there.
Speaker 2: Cost yourself, maybe your scholarship, cost yourself, your career, even
Speaker 2: your reputation, to stand up for something. Every one of
Speaker 2: these women, I applaud you. I stand behind you. JD.
Speaker 2: Vance calls out Politico for sugarcoating the Biden quote about
Speaker 2: Trump's supporters being garbage. Well, again, they're not reporters. Politico
Speaker 2: isn't a news media or journalistic outfit of any kind.
Speaker 2: They are warriors for the cause of communism. They're warriors
Speaker 2: for the revolution. When journalists are taught things in journalism school,
Speaker 2: they're not taught how to present a story without bias.
Speaker 2: They are taught that there is a greater cause, a
Speaker 2: greater good, and that's what they have to serve. And
Speaker 2: I know you're gonna find this shocking, but the greater cause,
Speaker 2: the greater good, it ain't yours. Drunk animals are far
Speaker 2: more common than previously thought. Scientists say. Anyone who's ever
Speaker 2: visited Philadelphia knows that Nebraska Senate candidate Dan Osborne called
Speaker 2: Trump embarrassing and incompetent, and now he wants to help
Speaker 2: build the border wall. Yes, as soon as Trump wins
Speaker 2: a primary, everyone becomes the biggest hardcore Trump guy in
Speaker 2: the history of mankind. Just be honest. You can like him,
Speaker 2: you can hate him, you can criticize him when he's
Speaker 2: wrong and praise him and he does right. It's just
Speaker 2: really awful how much the whole political orbit revolves around
Speaker 2: one guide no matter which way you slice it, be
Speaker 2: your own, man. Gosh, that's pathetic. ABC station mistakenly aired
Speaker 2: election result test during a Formula one race and it
Speaker 2: showed Harris winning Pennsylvania, and it showed her winning Pennsylvania
Speaker 2: by five points. Let's just tall it a mistake, But
Speaker 2: combine that with all the other news stories we read again,
Speaker 2: creating all the conditions necessary for something the faiyous to happen.
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