Speaker 1: Hey, we'd love it if you'd listened to the whole
Speaker 1: week of the show, but we know you can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's why we put together all the funny stuff into
Speaker 1: one little package and we call it the award winning
Speaker 1: Sandy Show Week and Review. Whenever I see chocolate, I
Speaker 1: hear two voices in my head. One of them says,
Speaker 1: eat the chocolate, and the other one says, you heard
Speaker 1: her eat the chocolate. I wasn't expecting that. And then
Speaker 1: I eat the chocolate. The guy that invented fruit cocktail
Speaker 1: and here's what he's Here's was his process. This was
Speaker 1: his process and inventing fruit cocktail.
Speaker 2: Peirs, mealy peaches, slimy, pineapples, pointy, and half of one cherry.
Speaker 2: It's not enough. Half of one cherry. It's not enough.
Speaker 1: It's more than enough.
Speaker 3: It's more than enough. It's not it's more than enough.
Speaker 2: And they will be thankful for it, for they do
Speaker 2: not deserve it.
Speaker 1: An Englishman said, okay, one hundred Americans versus one hundred
Speaker 1: breads in the same no weapons. I'm telling you that
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it again, but it's in this English
Speaker 1: accent that's a bit difficult to understand, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna hear a woman, an American woman, jump in with
Speaker 1: her take on it. So here you go, one hundred
Speaker 1: people bus is, one hundred Americans, one big room, no weapons,
Speaker 1: who's women.
Speaker 3: I'm genuinely not even trying to be patriotic, but I
Speaker 3: truly believe that against one hundred British people, thirty Americans
Speaker 3: could get the job done and take the w And
Speaker 3: to illustrate this, I'm going to draft a very diverse,
Speaker 3: broad raging fantasy team of thirty. Here we go two
Speaker 3: people from Appalaysia, born and raised among the mountain folk.
Speaker 3: Two Floridians with the criminal record, two blue collar workers
Speaker 3: from Boston, one drunk Eagles fan born and raised in Philly,
Speaker 3: one waf of house employee any state, one corn fed
Speaker 3: mid Westerner, one Emma mid Westerner. That's time right there.
Speaker 3: Then we add one grandma from Louisiana, one old man
Speaker 3: from Atlanta, two Italian Americans from New Jersey, one with
Speaker 3: mob connections, one without. Two women from the LA area
Speaker 3: that identify as Chicana and wear gold tubes, one veteran
Speaker 3: who has definitely committed a war crime, one polyamorous person
Speaker 3: from the Pacific Northwest, who still believes everyone should be
Speaker 3: masking one gay man from Rhode Island who identifies as
Speaker 3: a bear, and that one girl in a high school
Speaker 3: who smoked weed and has a biggest tapestry in our room.
Speaker 3: That's twenty right there, which I think could get the
Speaker 3: job done.
Speaker 1: Here's my latest entry in my diary, perpetual disappointment. My
Speaker 1: car will never be as clean distress. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: A Fox News analyst named Cameron Kinsey feinted live on
Speaker 1: the air last week on Fox News at Night, all Right,
Speaker 1: and the show's substitute host, Jonathan Hunt, tried to continue
Speaker 1: with the segment while she was down on the floor.
Speaker 1: Listen to this.
Speaker 3: It's not about ideology or it's not about.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, we're just going to get some help
Speaker 2: here for Cameron. Let me come back to Lydia while
Speaker 2: we get some help for Cameron, his so Lydia the President.
Speaker 2: We're gonna actually we're gonna go to a break round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's someone's in his ear right now, dude, stop.
Speaker 1: He was trying to carry on the interview. But for
Speaker 1: over a decade, I've I've called out the wossification of America,
Speaker 1: especially of men, the wossification of the American man. It's
Speaker 1: like it's been bad to be a dude. Yep, can't
Speaker 1: be a man except when you really need one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then it's okay. Then it's okay. I need you to
Speaker 1: come in and save me or lift something really heavy,
Speaker 1: then that's fine.
Speaker 2: But the other time, all.
Speaker 1: The other time, you can't do it. You can't be
Speaker 1: a dude. And so this is why I find it
Speaker 1: shocking that forty five percent of men say they never
Speaker 1: go to the bath. Go number one in their backyard.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't come on, That's one of the best things
Speaker 1: about being a dude. The world is your toilet, and
Speaker 1: your backyard is right there. And if you've got your
Speaker 1: sprinklers going at the same time, it's just the greatest
Speaker 1: feeling to stand out there, take a Wii and watch
Speaker 1: your sprinkler system go. That is the weekend review. Stick around.
Speaker 1: More coming up.