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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we'd love it if you'd listened to the whole

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<v Speaker 1>week of the show, but we know you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we put together all the funny stuff into

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<v Speaker 1>one little package and we call it the award winning

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<v Speaker 1>Sandy Show Week and Review. Whenever I see chocolate, I

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<v Speaker 1>hear two voices in my head. One of them says,

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<v Speaker 1>eat the chocolate, and the other one says, you heard

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<v Speaker 1>her eat the chocolate. I wasn't expecting that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I eat the chocolate. The guy that invented fruit cocktail

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<v Speaker 1>and here's what he's Here's was his process. This was

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<v Speaker 1>his process and inventing fruit cocktail.

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<v Speaker 2>Peirs, mealy peaches, slimy, pineapples, pointy, and half of one cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not enough. Half of one cherry. It's not enough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more than enough.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more than enough. It's not it's more than enough.

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<v Speaker 2>And they will be thankful for it, for they do

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<v Speaker 2>not deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>An Englishman said, okay, one hundred Americans versus one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>breads in the same no weapons. I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna hear it again, but it's in this English

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<v Speaker 1>accent that's a bit difficult to understand, and then you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hear a woman, an American woman, jump in with

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<v Speaker 1>her take on it. So here you go, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>people bus is, one hundred Americans, one big room, no weapons,

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<v Speaker 1>who's women.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm genuinely not even trying to be patriotic, but I

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<v Speaker 3>truly believe that against one hundred British people, thirty Americans

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<v Speaker 3>could get the job done and take the w And

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<v Speaker 3>to illustrate this, I'm going to draft a very diverse,

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<v Speaker 3>broad raging fantasy team of thirty. Here we go two

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<v Speaker 3>people from Appalaysia, born and raised among the mountain folk.

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<v Speaker 3>Two Floridians with the criminal record, two blue collar workers

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<v Speaker 3>from Boston, one drunk Eagles fan born and raised in Philly,

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<v Speaker 3>one waf of house employee any state, one corn fed

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<v Speaker 3>mid Westerner, one Emma mid Westerner. That's time right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we add one grandma from Louisiana, one old man

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<v Speaker 3>from Atlanta, two Italian Americans from New Jersey, one with

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<v Speaker 3>mob connections, one without. Two women from the LA area

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<v Speaker 3>that identify as Chicana and wear gold tubes, one veteran

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<v Speaker 3>who has definitely committed a war crime, one polyamorous person

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<v Speaker 3>from the Pacific Northwest, who still believes everyone should be

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<v Speaker 3>masking one gay man from Rhode Island who identifies as

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<v Speaker 3>a bear, and that one girl in a high school

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<v Speaker 3>who smoked weed and has a biggest tapestry in our room.

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<v Speaker 3>That's twenty right there, which I think could get the

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<v Speaker 3>job done.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my latest entry in my diary, perpetual disappointment. My

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<v Speaker 1>car will never be as clean distress. That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>A Fox News analyst named Cameron Kinsey feinted live on

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<v Speaker 1>the air last week on Fox News at Night, all Right,

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<v Speaker 1>and the show's substitute host, Jonathan Hunt, tried to continue

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<v Speaker 1>with the segment while she was down on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not about ideology or it's not about.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, we're just going to get some help

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<v Speaker 2>here for Cameron. Let me come back to Lydia while

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<v Speaker 2>we get some help for Cameron, his so Lydia the President.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna actually we're gonna go to a break round.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone's someone's in his ear right now, dude, stop.

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<v Speaker 1>He was trying to carry on the interview. But for

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<v Speaker 1>over a decade, I've I've called out the wossification of America,

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<v Speaker 1>especially of men, the wossification of the American man. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's been bad to be a dude. Yep, can't

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<v Speaker 1>be a man except when you really need one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's okay. Then it's okay. I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>come in and save me or lift something really heavy,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other time, all.

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<v Speaker 1>The other time, you can't do it. You can't be

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<v Speaker 1>a dude. And so this is why I find it

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<v Speaker 1>shocking that forty five percent of men say they never

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bath. Go number one in their backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>Who doesn't come on, That's one of the best things

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<v Speaker 1>about being a dude. The world is your toilet, and

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<v Speaker 1>your backyard is right there. And if you've got your

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<v Speaker 1>sprinklers going at the same time, it's just the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>feeling to stand out there, take a Wii and watch

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<v Speaker 1>your sprinkler system go. That is the weekend review. Stick around.

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<v Speaker 1>More coming up.