WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:03.279 If you haven't heard, Big Change is coming to Kawa Radio. 2 00:00:03.319 --> 00:00:05.759 But first I want to respond to a couple text messages, 3 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:08.400 this from Mandy Lori in eight six, seven, five, three 4 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:10.240 oh nine. I have nothing to say. I just wanted 5 00:00:10.279 --> 00:00:14.279 it on the fun And then this one. Let's see here, 6 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:19.440 what are the Ross listeners called? And I'm I am 7 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:24.719 from this moment forward naming Ross Comanci's listeners the dirty leggers. Okay, 8 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:27.760 so it's the dirty leggers because he doesn't wash his legs. 9 00:00:27.879 --> 00:00:28.800 I've heard that. 10 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:31.039 Well, now you know when you come in and you're 11 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:32.799 you're going to sit in this position that I'm in 12 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:35.799 now because it's my show and Ross is going to 13 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:38.079 be in this position before you. I'm not saying you're 14 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:39.439 going to want to bring a you know, like a 15 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:42.200 Clorox wipe and just kind of give the lank area. 16 00:00:42.759 --> 00:00:44.560 Four o'clock in the morning. Yeah, it used to be 17 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:46.600 I usually just do it my underwear, but now I 18 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:47.159 have to wear a paint. 19 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:49.200 Well, that is a visual I could have lived without. 20 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:51.920 Thank you, Michael. As you sit here, Michael is coming 21 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:54.799 on over to Koway. Our new lineup looks like this. 22 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:57.359 We have Colorado's Morning News with Gina Gondek from five 23 00:00:57.399 --> 00:00:59.439 am to six am because she's insane and likes to 24 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:01.560 get up early. And then at six am we have 25 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:04.319 ros Kaminski on the News, or as I'm calling it, 26 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:07.120 Ross on the News, which is shortened but to Rotten 27 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.560 on the News with Gina Gandiak. And then the Michael 28 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:13.640 Brown Show, the Situation with the Situation from Michael Brown 29 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:16.599 from nine to noon, and then I am saying exactly 30 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:18.480 where I am. Yeah, so I don't need to do anything. 31 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:18.799 Yeah. 32 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:21.799 The one thing that bothers me is now I can 33 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:23.879 no longer refer to you as the blonde chick across 34 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:24.159 the hall. 35 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:25.959 Now you're just gonna have to say that blonde chick 36 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.120 who rules the airwaves is what you're gonna just right 37 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:31.560 over here. Just jump in, Michael, jump in now for 38 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.280 people who aren't like the one person who's listening right now, 39 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:36.640 who has no idea who you are? Right, how do 40 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:42.640 you describe the situation room with Michael Brown? Why is 41 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:43.920 it called that? Let's start with that. 42 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:48.359 So probably six seven years ago I redid all of 43 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:51.000 my branding and everything, and I had a team. You know, 44 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.200 you hire a team to come up with something, and. 45 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:55.560 You didn't hire the sixteenth Street team, did you. You 46 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:57.799 didn't pay one hundred k for the situation. 47 00:01:57.480 --> 00:01:59.239 Room, No cause I can get the taxpayers. 48 00:01:59.239 --> 00:01:59.760 Okay, there you go. 49 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:03.159 I had to pay for it myself. And they figured 50 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:05.000 out that what it is that I prefer to do 51 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:08.960 is I like to analyze and fix situations. Sure, so 52 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:10.479 it's a situation with Michael Brown. 53 00:02:10.639 --> 00:02:13.240 I like to make situations worse as often as possible, 54 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:16.639 you know what. I like to consider myself a rabble rouser. 55 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:18.080 Do you remember the first time you and I met? 56 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:22.960 I do not. I do not. I think we had breakfast. 57 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:26.199 I remember we had lunch when I first got here. 58 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:30.080 We first got here because the unnamed PD at that time, 59 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:32.800 uh huh, wanted me to come and talk to you 60 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:34.319 about how to do your show. 61 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:37.680 That didn't work out. 62 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:41.240 I remember telling you distinctly, Hey, I'm here for this 63 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:44.919 stupid reason. He's no longer around to say this, for 64 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.639 the stupid reason that I'm I'll tell you how to 65 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:48.199 do your job. 66 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:50.639 I'm good with that. A lot of you are asking 67 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.199 on the text line, now, where is Marty Lens going. 68 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:56.439 Marty was part of the last reduction in force here 69 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:59.240 at iHeartMedia. He was laid off a little while ago, 70 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:02.000 so he's not going to be a part of this. 71 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:06.599 Ross's listeners are not going to be Rastafarians because that's 72 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:09.599 too cool. It's the dirty, I'm telling you right now, 73 00:03:09.639 --> 00:03:09.960 the dirt. 74 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:10.639 Yeah. 75 00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:13.319 So are you looking forward to not waking up at 76 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:14.240 o dark thirty? 77 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:14.639 Now? 78 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:17.400 I'm looking forward to not getting up at four o'clock. 79 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:20.159 I'm dreading getting the dogs to shift their. 80 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.840 Schedule to I don't understand right. 81 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:24.840 So I've got to do that. And then, just like 82 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:28.120 last night, Tarama fixed this really good Italian meal she had, 83 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:30.759 she had wine. Well I'm in bed at eight o'clock 84 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:33.120 because I'm at four o'clock, so I'm like, no, I'm 85 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:34.800 going to pass on the wine. So now i can 86 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:36.360 go back to being a drunk again. 87 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:40.400 I'm glad we could facilitate your alcohol, is it, Michael Brown? 88 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:43.719 And I'm glad this Texter brown tail Brownie is doing 89 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:44.960 a heck of a job. So there you go. 90 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:48.840 Yeah, by the way, that's that's trademark. That's fifty dollars. Me. 91 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:50.000 He's going to. 92 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:54.639 Ask you, are you sick of that yet? Honestly, no, 93 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:57.719 I honestly didn't give a rat ass about it. I 94 00:03:57.719 --> 00:03:58.439 didn't think you would. 95 00:03:58.520 --> 00:03:58.919 I don't. 96 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:00.919 I mean there, it's one of the things that people 97 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:03.360 think will get under your skin. And when they trot 98 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.319 out an old canard and they zing it across there 99 00:04:06.439 --> 00:04:08.599 like they're gonna like oh, and you're like, yeah, give 100 00:04:08.639 --> 00:04:09.319 it your best shot. 101 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:12.319 When I say something, we'll come back and go. You're 102 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:15.000 doing with job, Brownie, And I so badly want to say, 103 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:16.120 is that the best you've got? 104 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.360 Yeah, that's it, That's all you've got. Yeah, you know, 105 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:21.720 I don't like to fight on the internet as well. 106 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:25.560 Mandy says Mandy Laurian sixty nine hundred. I love you, 107 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:28.480 but I also love Brownie. My loyalty is to you 108 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:31.000 because you started me down this path. But Brownie is 109 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:35.439 so insightful. I'm so happy he's coming to join you. 110 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:38.120 I think I encapsulated all the the o's there. My 111 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:44.920 sister was such a wonderful person right on time, you know, 112 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:50.800 when you for you've been I see you, Michael. I 113 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:53.800 don't even know if you know this. The first time 114 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:56.480 I appeared on the Denver airwaves was filling in for 115 00:04:56.600 --> 00:05:00.040 you and David Serota. Oh my god, that yeah, I 116 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:03.839 build in from Louisville. When you guys were voting, I 117 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:05.720 filled in for Louisville. That was the first time I 118 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:08.639 was ever on the airwaves here and I was talking 119 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:11.160 and I wish I could remember who's your producer at 120 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:11.639 that time. 121 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:14.439 I don't remember. 122 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:16.959 Whoever the producer was. I'm talking to him before the 123 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:18.839 show started and I go, I goes, so, tell me 124 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:21.040 a little bit about this show that I'm filling in for. 125 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:24.639 I just want to know what's going He goes, Trust me, 126 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.360 whatever you have it is not going to remotely come 127 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:30.639 close to what happens here on a regular basis. And 128 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.600 I was like, what, he goes, It's a left guy 129 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:36.920 and a right guy fighting like an old married couple. 130 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:38.600 And I was like, okay, there you go. 131 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:40.920 I tried to explain to management at the time. I said, 132 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:42.600 this is not going to work. And the reason it's 133 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:45.959 not going to work is even the liberals don't like him, right, 134 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:48.839 so it's and of course they are, oh, you you 135 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:50.160 can make it work, you can make it work. So 136 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.079 I made it work. Yeah, I just let him implode. 137 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:57.399 And he did quite spectacular. And we're talking about David Sirota, 138 00:05:57.399 --> 00:05:59.480 who's still very active on social media. If you want 139 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:02.360 to see exactly what Michael is talking about, all you 140 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:04.439 need to do is just scroll that timeline for just 141 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:09.439 a moment. Maaby Laurian eight five ninety nine. I love you, 142 00:06:09.639 --> 00:06:13.040 but don't like mister Brown because he loves himself enough 143 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.319 for all of us. Now, I just want to be clear. 144 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.000 A lot of people think Michael that you have like 145 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:19.959 the Michael Brown on the radio and the Michael Brown 146 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:23.240 off the air. The man is the same. He loves 147 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:25.759 himself just as much off the air as he does 148 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:26.519 on the air. 149 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:28.879 But the problem, the problem I have is is because 150 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:31.160 it's deserved, so I have to you know, I can't. 151 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:32.199 I can't help it. 152 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.000 Have you ever apologized for something on the air to 153 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:36.319 your listeners? Have you ever gotten something wrong and come 154 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:36.800 back later? 155 00:06:37.279 --> 00:06:37.480 Yeah? 156 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.639 Absolutely, I try to do that. I still feel bad 157 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:42.199 that I told people to get the COVID vaccine. I 158 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:46.399 feel bad about that, you know, and actually, in our industry, 159 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:48.120 I don't think that that happens enough. 160 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:51.160 It doesn't. And it's not that I like being wrong, 161 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:53.879 but I really do like it when a listener sends 162 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:55.879 me a text. By the way, I have my own 163 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:58.720 text line so it'll be different than Mandy's. I like 164 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:00.560 it when they text me and say you really need 165 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:02.399 to double check that I think you're wrong, or they 166 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:04.879 send me a link or whatever, and I realized, holy crap, 167 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:05.839 I really was wrong. 168 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:08.399 About that, because it gives me something else to talk about. Yes, 169 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:10.240 and then you can pat yourself on the back for 170 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:13.879 being the bigger man and apologizing and correcting yourself on 171 00:07:13.920 --> 00:07:17.759 the line. Mayby ask him about his earballs? What? What? What? 172 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:24.480 That's a p one right? I have you know? I, I, 173 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:28.920 as a former high school and college debater, speak fairly rapidly, 174 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:33.079 and I get going on something and the brain gets 175 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:35.319 way in front of the mouth. And the other day 176 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:38.040 I said something about you can do something with your 177 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:44.000 earballs eyeballs, but I'm and of course, Dragon who's following 178 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:48.519 the never misses the opportunity to make fun of me. Yes, 179 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:52.399 nor do my listener. Sure, And what's great about my 180 00:07:52.480 --> 00:07:55.000 listeners is not only does it carry on day after 181 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:57.680 day after day until I make another mistake, but now 182 00:07:57.680 --> 00:07:58.920 they've brought it over here to you. 183 00:08:01.319 --> 00:08:05.040 Jared in Boulder, says Mandy. Give Brownie a heads up, 184 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:07.639 since Paul, this won't come on your show, Michael will 185 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:10.879 be taking Governor Peephead's interviews. So does the governor come 186 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:11.399 on your show? 187 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:16.360 No, the Governor I have a We've been friends for well, 188 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:18.680 I knew. I knew Jared when he was a congressman 189 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:21.480 when I was in DC, and we got along famously, 190 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:24.560 but we knew we had differences. And then a few 191 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:28.279 things happened since he became governor that he and I 192 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:29.879 have really parted ways. 193 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.120 Well, I will never okay, so we The only time 194 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:34.759 I've ever been able to listen to agame is we 195 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:39.320 basically like we basically corralled him at the DNC, like 196 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:41.360 there was no way for him to just walk by 197 00:08:41.399 --> 00:08:44.799 a situation. So a Ron videotape that interview and it 198 00:08:44.840 --> 00:08:47.080 went up on social media, and my daughter calls me, 199 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:50.519 My teenage daughter calls me and goes, that man did 200 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:52.240 not want to talk to you. You can see it 201 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:55.639 all over his face. And we finally got tired of 202 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:58.559 like trying to play the game or whatever. And you know, 203 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:00.399 I had a program direct for a long long time 204 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:03.159 ago that said, never forget politicians need you way more 205 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:07.080 than you need this, right, and so it's like it's fine, 206 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:08.519 It's absolutely fine. 207 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:11.360 So hick and Loop had a security detail jump on 208 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:13.919 me one time. What hick and Looper when he was governor. 209 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:18.120 So he's out when the DNC was here. So I'm 210 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:19.919 at the DNC, and of course the secret Service to 211 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:21.600 people all still know me, so they let me in. 212 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:24.399 We're doing it, but hicken Looper is. We keep asking 213 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:26.360 him to come over to the booth and he keeps 214 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.720 avoiding us. So I said, just need the damn mike, 215 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.039 and I just walked because I know how this works. 216 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:34.240 Right, You've been the guy running away from the press, 217 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:36.000 and I've been. 218 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:37.879 In that bubble too, So I just take a I 219 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:39.759 take a wireless mic and I just walk right up 220 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:41.679 to him and he finished just talking and I just 221 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:43.759 stick the mic in his mouth and say, Governor, you 222 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.080 keep refusing to talk to Is. I have a few questions, 223 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.720 and he turns around and we're close enough that he 224 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:53.159 hits me with his shoulder, knocks his glasses out, and 225 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:55.960 he screams at the troopers, stop that guy. 226 00:09:56.080 --> 00:10:00.200 And I'm just like, I'm like, oh, record everything and 227 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.200 Looper's story and raise you a Mitch mcconnald' tail. So 228 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:06.200 when I got to whas in Louisville. Obviously it's Mitch 229 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:10.919 mcconnald's town, right, So the race for senate to replace 230 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:14.559 the guy who was retiring was was on. The primary 231 00:10:14.639 --> 00:10:17.799 race was on. It was an open primary. Ran Paul's announced, 232 00:10:17.840 --> 00:10:21.440 and this other guy, Trey Grayson, was Mitch McConnell's guy, right, 233 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:24.600 So I come to town, Mitch McConnell starts working on me 234 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:26.879 to support Trey Grayson, Like, Michael, I'm just going to 235 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:28.360 say it. I felt like I was being groomed by 236 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:30.080 a pedophile, like when is it gonna give me a 237 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:31.879 Teddy Bear kind of thing. It was just a really 238 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:34.080 a full court press. And one day he came in 239 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:36.279 to do the show, and after the show we get done, 240 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:38.279 he's talking to me off the air and I said, Senator, 241 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:40.679 I really appreciate your input, but I'm going to make 242 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:43.080 up my own mind about who's supporting in the setup primary. 243 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:45.600 He froze me out from that moment for like years. 244 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:47.840 He froze me out. And then I found out My 245 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:51.279 husband worked at the station as well, and he was 246 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:55.480 walking in and he sees Mitch McConnell's security detail walking 247 00:10:55.519 --> 00:10:57.480 in the building and he says to them as he 248 00:10:57.519 --> 00:10:59.519 walks by, you guys looking to see if Mandy's here, 249 00:10:59.759 --> 00:11:02.240 And that is exactly what they were doing. They were 250 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:04.559 clearing the path to make sure that I was not 251 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:06.840 in the way so he could go on. The guy 252 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:10.399 after me shown and I was like, I kind of 253 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:12.960 like that. I like that feeling of power. 254 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:14.960 Remember when we had the Koa party. 255 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:16.960 Oh yeah, yeah. 256 00:11:17.120 --> 00:11:20.840 So I'm waiting for the elevator and the elevator opens 257 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:25.840 and Polos this detail gets in holds it. Now I'm 258 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:29.559 already in the elevator and Jared gets on and it's 259 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:32.799 the detail his assistant Jared, and I'm standing next to 260 00:11:32.879 --> 00:11:35.519 Jared and I just put my eyes down. I'm not 261 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:37.320 going to say a word. I'm going to act as 262 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:40.039 if I don't know I have a clue who he is. 263 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:43.440 And I can see have my perfal vision. He keeps 264 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.279 looking at me like, isn't he isn't he? 265 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:47.320 Is he going to say? 266 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:49.720 To going to say hi, Governor? And I just totally 267 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:52.799 ignore him and the stafford. Everybody's looking at me like 268 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:56.759 don't you know who? I want to say to them? 269 00:11:56.799 --> 00:11:57.639 Don't you know who I am? 270 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:01.759 Exactly? Somebody just ask Mandy Lauri in A two sixty 271 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:04.720 six said, Mandy, are you gonna shoehorn yourself into Michael's 272 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:07.159 last five minutes as you did with Ross that from 273 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:10.000 Illinois farm Ball. The answer is yes. So Michael does 274 00:12:10.039 --> 00:12:12.159 not know this yet. I will just do what I 275 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:15.159 did Ross. I'll just come in and stand uncomfortably close 276 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:16.600 until you told me to sit down and get on 277 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:18.799 the microphone. Because Ross and I have fun on our handoff. 278 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:19.799 Yeah, we do. 279 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:20.399 We have fun. 280 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:21.559 Yeah, I mean, you. 281 00:12:21.480 --> 00:12:23.240 Know, unless he's running late and cutting into my show 282 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:25.480 and then there's trucking. Right, Yeah, you're good at keeping 283 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:26.360 the clock though, right. 284 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:27.039 I'm very good at it. 285 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:28.679 All I need to know, yes, good to hitting that 286 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:29.440 breake on time. 287 00:12:29.679 --> 00:12:34.919 Okay, let's frankly, I kind of look. I don't think 288 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:37.600 a handoff between me and Ross will work because it's 289 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:40.279 a different kind of show. I think. I think you 290 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:42.159 and me, I think what it would be a good 291 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:46.080 handoff because again snark and sass exactly. 292 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:50.200 So my good friend the why Andy Laurie and Yogi, Yes, 293 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.559 I do multiple. I have a good friend who's not 294 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:55.600 only a yoga instructor, but she's also a SMA and 295 00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:58.720 so she comes in often and she said, I'm looking 296 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:00.799 forward to the next Wye Yogi segment where I can 297 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:04.360 pour wine for goober Goobert Numero Uno and the chief, 298 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:07.159 Mandy Laurian during the crosstalk, did drinking for the win. 299 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:09.879 So there you go. You got that that. We have 300 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:13.559 lots of fun over here. Not having a morning situation 301 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:15.919 as much better because you can drink. I mean, if 302 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:18.960 you drink wine at six am, you're an alcoholic. Apparently 303 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:22.840 at who Knew, Who Knew? Lots of people asking if 304 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.080 you're continuing the weekend show too. Of course you would. 305 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:28.799 Yes, of course, fifty stations across. 306 00:13:28.559 --> 00:13:33.360 The You know, I have history on that show, right, No, 307 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:38.840 with Pegs, there's a little I don't know. I do 308 00:13:38.919 --> 00:13:40.639 not know the man. I've never met the man. But 309 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:45.320 initially that show was envisioned by Premiere Media as being 310 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:47.919 a show that would rotate hosts so you could get 311 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:50.279 a little flavor from different parts of the country. And 312 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:53.279 I was one of those hosts until Joe Peggs became 313 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:55.519 one of the other Hoaks and went to corporate and 314 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:58.320 said I want the show blocked. 315 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:01.480 Me out, so they meet They came to me and said, 316 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:03.360 we want you to fill in till we figure out 317 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.879 what to do and you are into consideration. So I 318 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:08.240 failed it and filled it went out for like six weeks. Right, 319 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:10.919 I finally sent Julie Talbot, the president of Premier, and 320 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:13.840 Bill made the program director. I finally sent them an 321 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:17.080 MP three at the end of the Beatles doing let 322 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.600 it Be or whatever you get back on the rooftop 323 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:24.600 where it just said thanks for the audition. I got 324 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:27.679 an email back from Julia said, yes, he made the decision. 325 00:14:27.720 --> 00:14:28.600 We'll send you a contract. 326 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:31.600 Yeah. I mean that's radio for you. You know a lot 327 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:34.559 of people. I realize that for our listeners any change 328 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:37.679 is challenging. Yes, And I always tell people, especially in 329 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:39.519 talk radio. And I found this to be true throughout 330 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:43.519 the years because I have now replaced in Louisville, Kentucky. 331 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:45.799 I replaced a woman who had died she had a 332 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:48.840 heart attack and a stroke, beloved in her time slot. 333 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:51.759 Did I come here after Pete gets fired and I 334 00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:54.759 replaced Beloved in his time slot? So I feel like 335 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:57.440 I know what you're in for to a certain extent. 336 00:14:57.440 --> 00:14:59.639 You're already in no quantity. But I always tell people 337 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:02.679 it's like dancing with someone the first time, right, the 338 00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:05.399 first time is a little bit awkward, and you got 339 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:07.639 to kind of figure out the rhythm of your dance part. 340 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:10.320 Same thing with talk radio. You just got to let 341 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:13.120 it breathe and just kind of go with it, give 342 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:15.559 it a couple of weeks, and then make a decision, 343 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:17.480 because everybody has different styles. 344 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:19.399 Right, And I know that you've listened to my program 345 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.679 because I've gotten text messages from you about you know, 346 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:28.039 and then oh, go ahead, So I know that when 347 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.840 I start on the tenth there will be some people 348 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:35.200 that will instantaneously file and complaint with iHeart like, I'll 349 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:36.519 tell this guy doing all well. 350 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:38.440 I can't wait for your listeners toality. 351 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:38.879 Yeah. 352 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:40.879 Now, your listeners don't even have to change the dial 353 00:15:40.960 --> 00:15:44.559 to then text me whatever the nasty thing you said 354 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:47.039 about the blonde lady across the hall. They rap you 355 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:49.000 out so hard. You g got a bunch of Cindy 356 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:51.480 Brady's in your listening audience. They're running over you to 357 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:56.200 tattle on you. Michael, welcome aboard, Michael, Oh, Mandy, who 358 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:58.679 gets custody of name that tune? That will stay on 359 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:01.840 the morning show. I'll dial in from home to do that. 360 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.440 If you got to play name that Cannon Ross has 361 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:06.919 created a game. He didn't create it, okay, but he 362 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:09.240 has it on his show. He can't win it, Michael. 363 00:16:09.559 --> 00:16:12.799 He's terrible at his own game. I keep telling him. 364 00:16:13.200 --> 00:16:14.840 If you're going to create a game, do it like 365 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.559 of the Day, where you've got some reasonable thought that 366 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:19.840 you're gonna win your own game on a regular basis. 367 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.240 By the way, I don't rig things. 368 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.360 You don't take the iHeart ethics thing about Paola and. 369 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:30.639 I do not cheat. And there's a rumor on KAA 370 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.240 Sports that I do cheat, and it offends me deeply 371 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:35.600 to my core every time I hear those yams say 372 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:39.759 protest to anyway. No, I don't cheat. We'll go play golf. 373 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:42.399 I'll have my USGA book and my PGA rule book 374 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:45.399 in my golf bag. That's who I am, Michael out. 375 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:48.480 I'm a rule follower. But now it's time for the 376 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:50.240 most exciting segment on the radio. 377 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:56.360 It's Guy in the World of the Day. 378 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:59.039 All right now, Michael, it works like this. First we 379 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:01.799 get dad joke of the day. What is that, Anthony? 380 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:04.240 What do you get when you cross a fish with 381 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:05.039 an elephant? 382 00:17:08.319 --> 00:17:12.759 I don't know. Swimming trunks? Oh boy? As I said, 383 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:16.759 those don't really require anything. What is our dad joke? 384 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:22.119 It is an adjective. This sounds like Brownie truculent. Trust, 385 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:25.240 He's not truculent at all. It means kind of stout, 386 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:33.640 truculent and thick or angry, who is easily annoyed and 387 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:36.720 eager to argue you a truculary. 388 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:40.079 I thought it was a physical characteristic and or not. Well, yeah, 389 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:43.319 that's that you are true for you. No, we get 390 00:17:43.319 --> 00:17:44.400 it from the same source every day. 391 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:44.720 Course. 392 00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:50.000 Today's trivia question, what is floam p H l O 393 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:54.440 E M. Flow knock off to foam? Say, it's like 394 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:59.039 when you spit, but it's just foam. 395 00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:02.160 When you sneeze and a snot sort of comes out 396 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:03.480 just like a little dress. 397 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:07.119 Yeah, we're all wrong. It's a plant's inner tissue, which 398 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.480 serves as the pipeline through which a plant's nutrients are pasted. 399 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:13.759 In trees, floom lives for a short time, then dies 400 00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:17.400 and becomes a protective layer of bark. So that's so much. 401 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.079