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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven

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<v Speaker 1>point one. The Eagle really looking forward to the five

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock hour when KT has a comprehensive, in depth analysis

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<v Speaker 1>of the history of one of the greatest sketches in

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<v Speaker 1>SNL history. But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Kat's birthday is today. His mother's maiden name is Henderson.

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<v Speaker 2>His favorite food is potatoes. The name of his first

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<v Speaker 2>pet is Gilly. His first grade teacher's name was Missus Myers.

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<v Speaker 2>On the street he grew up on was edgemir Lane.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Turner's social Security number is three six one four two,

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<v Speaker 2>five zero seven. You gotta guess the last number. Katie's

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<v Speaker 2>birthday is today.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, you were brought to you about the dark Web,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, really look at him over there.

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<v Speaker 1>The great thing about that song is it's all answers

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<v Speaker 1>to passwords when you're trying to break in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and none of those are true, None of those

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<v Speaker 3>are right.

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<v Speaker 4>No, of course you would say that, Yeah, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>this old security number was spot on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's happy birthday, dude. When's your birthday today? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, well well eight fourteen pm, so okay, well, uh

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<v Speaker 4>we we kind of like you sometimes and instead of

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<v Speaker 4>doing the today game.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole idea is like, let's not do the today game.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, there's so many people to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 5>We want to celebrate you though. This is your day.

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<v Speaker 5>And uh, just for the record, was there anyone who overlooking?

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<v Speaker 5>Was there any great things that happened on this day?

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<v Speaker 3>It was all trashed? It all trash.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're there's a bunch that are like, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even look at Valentine.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe Valentine electric six.

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<v Speaker 5>You're young enough that your birth was probably captured on video.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever go back and watch the video? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I've just been digitizing it. Yeah, digitizing it yea, and

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<v Speaker 3>alphabetizing that after you digitize it. Yeah, headphones on and

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<v Speaker 3>glasses reading a book.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. Look through that window. I see her, Chris, Yeah, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>she has put in work. Dude, I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>She's put in a lot of work, Like this is going.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to run this, Christina?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I can run it and not that much work.

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<v Speaker 6>So I just went through and got all of the

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<v Speaker 6>incredible audio of you KT see.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like we should make this about the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>The audience really wants to know whose birthday it is today?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what TV show came and it's you.

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<v Speaker 6>So we're gonna start. One fun thing we do here

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<v Speaker 6>with this audio is we find bloopers, basically is what

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<v Speaker 6>I call them. Right, and here is kat with I

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<v Speaker 6>believe the first blooper of twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 5>But I want you guys to think back to the

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<v Speaker 5>year twenty twenty four. What is the best meal you

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<v Speaker 5>had in that year? I think I know the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys might all three say I'm not sure. But

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<v Speaker 5>when I say I'm gonna go three two one, go

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<v Speaker 5>where I put the word go, I want you to

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<v Speaker 5>say the best meal you has named the restaurant last year?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't know the place, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what it was. Okay, then say that that will get confusing.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what I'm gonna say. Christina, do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what you're gonna say?

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<v Speaker 6>Nope, we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, best meal you had in all of twenty twenty four?

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<v Speaker 5>Three two one and kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say, Kevin? You made a sandwich? What'd

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<v Speaker 3>you say? I hate a sandwich? Once I didn't get

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<v Speaker 3>what we were doing there, and I get it. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you say? No? The reason I ask is yes,

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<v Speaker 3>this segment has brought you by Andrews. What'd you think

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<v Speaker 3>it was happening there, Kevin, We're doing show Man. We

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<v Speaker 3>are doing the show. You guys get one gal doing

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<v Speaker 3>the show. I was going to segue into that.

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<v Speaker 5>I was going to segue into that, but Andrew's American

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<v Speaker 5>Pizza Kitchen presents this segment.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the clear answer, and I didn't pick up

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<v Speaker 4>on that at the time.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just so funny, how quick you're like your face

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<v Speaker 6>right after me.

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<v Speaker 3>And Skimbo said it. Oh what did you say? I

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<v Speaker 3>thank some sandwich place in Italy. I don know the

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<v Speaker 3>name of down the street in the alley, a gas

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<v Speaker 3>station or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, okay, well, this next clip is about a

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<v Speaker 6>year old. My roommate actually requested this clip because he

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<v Speaker 6>quotes it quite a bit. So this is Kat's acting

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<v Speaker 6>audition tape.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just telling you I took no theater and

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<v Speaker 4>would have if I would have been ridiculed for it

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<v Speaker 4>in the hometown that I'm from, and I would be

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<v Speaker 4>a beast of an actor. And I just because I

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<v Speaker 4>know how to play it to the camera, I know

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<v Speaker 4>how to feel out a moment, and I know when

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<v Speaker 4>the audience is in the palm of my hands. Wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to crush them, wanted to elevate them better, how to

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<v Speaker 4>send them on the right of their lives.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a tremendous actor. I also can't get hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's so many great things about that, but number

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<v Speaker 1>one is that nobody else is talking. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>imagine kat get in into a mirror saying all that

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<v Speaker 1>to himself.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you saying it to a director monologue his

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<v Speaker 6>The crush them part, Oh god, I say that quite

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<v Speaker 6>a bit with Spielberg's ass.

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<v Speaker 1>The first thing that a movie actor doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do is be aware of the camera. And his first

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<v Speaker 1>reason he'd be a good actor is because he plays

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<v Speaker 1>to the camera.

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<v Speaker 4>In the movies that I would want to be a

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<v Speaker 4>part of, we'd be breaking down the fourth.

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<v Speaker 3>Wall, you know, just like Ferrish Mueller.

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<v Speaker 6>This next clip here, I selfishly added this because it

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<v Speaker 6>was just a ridiculous question, and you answered it so

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<v Speaker 6>quickly and it made me laugh pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 3>So at what kind of a dog would you be?

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<v Speaker 3>Me a half Corgi, half Australian shepherd?

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<v Speaker 6>He said so fast often.

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<v Speaker 3>How often do you think about it, Kevin at once

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<v Speaker 3>a month. I always think of you as a pug. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a pub I think he's a French bulldog.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's always always got saliva dripping down his John.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'm cuter than that.

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<v Speaker 5>He's always sniffing butts and humping legs.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Christina Chicken laughing there A little bit just caught

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<v Speaker 3>me off guard.

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<v Speaker 6>How fast you answered that, And it wasn't just one

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<v Speaker 6>breed half a dumb question. All right, let's go. I

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<v Speaker 6>have two clips of stories that Kat just felt like

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<v Speaker 6>sharing randomly, So we're gonna start with the Phil Hartman

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<v Speaker 6>one first.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I go back to Phil Hartman for a minute. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone in SNL says that guy was insane because he

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<v Speaker 4>was talented, straight man, funny on his own. But they're like,

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<v Speaker 4>if you tried to go like, do lines with him,

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<v Speaker 4>not cocaine, read lines like he was always reading some

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<v Speaker 4>thousand page book on philosophy or something. He's a weird guy,

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<v Speaker 4>and I just always loved That'll be able to let

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<v Speaker 3>Man, You did that in a top five market. Who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>I could do it in.

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<v Speaker 4>Topeka ain't no hair off my chest, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>We went back in the segment. I'll do it in

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<v Speaker 3>Colorado Springs. Should we keep going?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be alive anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>Take it to Franklin, Tennessee, Jim, I've gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Phil, that's a good context to know that he

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<v Speaker 1>went back in the Today game to get that story

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Man had moved on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't remember where I was going with that

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<v Speaker 4>Phil Hartman story.

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<v Speaker 3>Well respected man.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, top five market. All right, let's see if it's

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<v Speaker 6>any better than your Henry Winkler story.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh can I give you one more Henry Winkler moment though?

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<v Speaker 4>That changed my life for the better. The movie water Boy,

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<v Speaker 4>he's going he's the coach, so he's trying to just

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<v Speaker 4>tell you know, Kathy Bates, look, you need to let

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<v Speaker 4>Bobby Bouchet play foosball.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So he walks out.

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<v Speaker 4>The door and he looks at him Sandler, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 4>let me tell you something that I learned what mama

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<v Speaker 4>don't know won't hurt her. And then he pulls down

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<v Speaker 4>his pants and shows off a Roy Orbison tattoo on

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<v Speaker 4>his butt cheek, So basically saying you can still play football.

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<v Speaker 3>Mama didn't have to know about it.

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<v Speaker 4>But he walks to the door and he's got Roy

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<v Speaker 4>a silhouette of Roy Orbison's face on his ass, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's just so good and I'll, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 4>could do five more minutes on it?

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<v Speaker 3>What else is on the Today Game?

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<v Speaker 6>Ben?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep that dropping?

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<v Speaker 6>We're all just staring at you. I canutes if you want, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can see that drop between every nominee.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing we're learning is that man, kat really

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<v Speaker 1>struggles during the Today Game a bit moving forward.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's okay, Man, that's okay, dude. Are you having

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<v Speaker 3>a good birthday so far? About to get even better? Katy?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you guys remember the Joe the McDonald's guy. Do

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<v Speaker 6>you do you remember interviewing that guy while yes on remote.

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<v Speaker 3>Fantasy Football payoff or something like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yeah, there was some golden audio that happened with kat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And this is the next clip right here.

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<v Speaker 5>So did the McDonald's employees know you were doing a bit?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't tell them, And in the booth I was

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<v Speaker 7>sitting in was out of their out of their views,

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<v Speaker 7>so they didn't really know what was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Did your friends come by and hang out with you.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm originally from New Jersey, so most of my you know,

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<v Speaker 7>my buddies were on the other side of the country.

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<v Speaker 7>I had one friend who was trying to come, and

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<v Speaker 7>he drove from San Diego to LA and the hilarity

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<v Speaker 7>of how terrible the traffic is out here. It took

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<v Speaker 7>him five hours to get to me, so he showed

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<v Speaker 7>up for the final hour.

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<v Speaker 3>God, it sounds like he lost a bet. He was

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<v Speaker 3>there to resuscitate you.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah man, that laugh is one of my favorite things

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<v Speaker 5>that's ever happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Long's gonna last.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at it like like someone tickled you there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a good mood, probably because that was at

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<v Speaker 4>Chuck tah Yeah, so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, now I have two clips of some classic audio here.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go with the Sassy Hines.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the matchup? Honey number thirteen, ketchup number twenty. Honey,

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<v Speaker 3>give me, honey, Honey, give me honey. We've already got

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<v Speaker 3>to ketchup representation in this thing. It's the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the wrong ketchup. What ketchup do you want it

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<v Speaker 3>to be?

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<v Speaker 8>Hind so seductively, dude, that was theiest, most consuctive thing

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<v Speaker 8>I've ever seen in your mind?

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<v Speaker 3>If I recreate that, yes, no, no, I wouldn't. What ketchup?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want it to be? Hans Honey goes great

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<v Speaker 3>on Soapa Pia's.

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<v Speaker 1>Job getting us back on t here. Yeah, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I agree with your assessment. It is so good

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<v Speaker 1>that we're always having.

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<v Speaker 6>And then who could forget when KT spilt whiskey on

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<v Speaker 6>his computer back during the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all over the laptop.

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<v Speaker 6>I knew that was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 9>all over. Just keep me the end of this laptop.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh this is disappointing. Paper towels that you need in

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<v Speaker 9>these times too.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh please air dry?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh this sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>My computer is starting to act up. You can hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>I could go off at any time. Guys, this is bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear it's starting to go it's starting to

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<v Speaker 1>For a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were watching that live at our house. My

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<v Speaker 3>kids were watching it with us. That was, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>five years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So my kids are a lot younger, I mean, their teenagers,

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<v Speaker 1>early teens, and they're like, what is happening to KT

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<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're genuinely engagement farming.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I have so many inspirational quotes from you

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<v Speaker 6>that I'll use at the end of the show. I

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<v Speaker 6>decided to put them all together in a song. So

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<v Speaker 6>Happy Birthday, KT.

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<v Speaker 4>My tongue on a Texas twinkie. Let's just keep our

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<v Speaker 4>ears to the ground and to se who.

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<v Speaker 3>We can come up with at all.

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<v Speaker 4>No one's dead. I mean someone died today. Some guy's

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<v Speaker 4>ever mint it right? They strong out their world. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you know that butterflies? They studied them across the Atlantic

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<v Speaker 4>Ocean only took eight days.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank people who know how to code. I think they

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<v Speaker 3>can do some stuff. I am what to do?

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<v Speaker 4>Is you know I want to meet I'm just letting

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<v Speaker 4>you know, starting tomorrow and start coming into work with

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<v Speaker 4>the mindset of a champion.

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<v Speaker 3>The poon is a bit of a mystery. Your job,

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<v Speaker 3>go home, enjoy your night, turn around, do it again. Die.

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<v Speaker 3>That's light. Well, I would like some good local New

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<v Speaker 3>Year's Eve coverage like we used to have in the past.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to own the New Year in this town.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you've lost a step, need a little more energy.

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<v Speaker 4>The low T center is something you should maybe try out.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow is not promised, so for today I want to win. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>that'll do it for this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Officials say a fight started.

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<v Speaker 3>That is between two groups of people.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad it's two groups of people, and like two

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<v Speaker 4>groups of vegetables are produce.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your dairy versus your fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, stop the music, Christina.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know anymore. It's changed so much, has it?

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<v Speaker 3>At Dan Pyramid they changed things on as quick on

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<v Speaker 3>this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it.

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<v Speaker 3>The main way give up. That was wow. Happy birthday, Ken,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you. It's incredble all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, Kevin the Birthday Boy takes us to

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<v Speaker 1>an exhaustive deep dive into the history of one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest sketches in SNL history.

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<v Speaker 3>That's next right here on the Eagle