Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven
Speaker 1: point one. The Eagle really looking forward to the five
Speaker 1: o'clock hour when KT has a comprehensive, in depth analysis
Speaker 1: of the history of one of the greatest sketches in
Speaker 1: SNL history. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: Kat's birthday is today. His mother's maiden name is Henderson.
Speaker 2: His favorite food is potatoes. The name of his first
Speaker 2: pet is Gilly. His first grade teacher's name was Missus Myers.
Speaker 2: On the street he grew up on was edgemir Lane.
Speaker 2: Kevin Turner's social Security number is three six one four two,
Speaker 2: five zero seven. You gotta guess the last number. Katie's
Speaker 2: birthday is today.
Speaker 3: Listen, you were brought to you about the dark Web,
Speaker 3: all right, really look at him over there.
Speaker 1: The great thing about that song is it's all answers
Speaker 1: to passwords when you're trying to break in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and none of those are true, None of those
Speaker 3: are right.
Speaker 4: No, of course you would say that, Yeah, all right, Well,
Speaker 4: this old security number was spot on.
Speaker 3: It's happy birthday, dude. When's your birthday today? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, well well eight fourteen pm, so okay, well, uh
Speaker 4: we we kind of like you sometimes and instead of
Speaker 4: doing the today game.
Speaker 1: The whole idea is like, let's not do the today game.
Speaker 1: Come on, there's so many people to celebrate.
Speaker 5: We want to celebrate you though. This is your day.
Speaker 5: And uh, just for the record, was there anyone who overlooking?
Speaker 5: Was there any great things that happened on this day?
Speaker 3: It was all trashed? It all trash.
Speaker 1: You know, you're there's a bunch that are like, I
Speaker 1: didn't even look at Valentine.
Speaker 3: Maybe Valentine electric six.
Speaker 5: You're young enough that your birth was probably captured on video.
Speaker 3: Do you ever go back and watch the video? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've just been digitizing it. Yeah, digitizing it yea, and
Speaker 3: alphabetizing that after you digitize it. Yeah, headphones on and
Speaker 3: glasses reading a book.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Look through that window. I see her, Chris, Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 1: she has put in work. Dude, I don't like this.
Speaker 1: She's put in a lot of work, Like this is going.
Speaker 1: Do you want to run this, Christina?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can run it and not that much work.
Speaker 6: So I just went through and got all of the
Speaker 6: incredible audio of you KT see.
Speaker 3: I feel like we should make this about the audience.
Speaker 3: The audience really wants to know whose birthday it is today?
Speaker 3: You know what TV show came and it's you.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna start. One fun thing we do here
Speaker 6: with this audio is we find bloopers, basically is what
Speaker 6: I call them. Right, and here is kat with I
Speaker 6: believe the first blooper of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5: But I want you guys to think back to the
Speaker 5: year twenty twenty four. What is the best meal you
Speaker 5: had in that year? I think I know the restaurant.
Speaker 5: You guys might all three say I'm not sure. But
Speaker 5: when I say I'm gonna go three two one, go
Speaker 5: where I put the word go, I want you to
Speaker 5: say the best meal you has named the restaurant last year?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know the place, but I don't know
Speaker 3: what it was. Okay, then say that that will get confusing.
Speaker 3: I know what I'm gonna say. Christina, do you know
Speaker 3: what you're gonna say?
Speaker 6: Nope, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5: Okay, best meal you had in all of twenty twenty four?
Speaker 5: Three two one and kitchen?
Speaker 3: What did you say, Kevin? You made a sandwich? What'd
Speaker 3: you say? I hate a sandwich? Once I didn't get
Speaker 3: what we were doing there, and I get it. Now,
Speaker 3: what did you say? No? The reason I ask is yes,
Speaker 3: this segment has brought you by Andrews. What'd you think
Speaker 3: it was happening there, Kevin, We're doing show Man. We
Speaker 3: are doing the show. You guys get one gal doing
Speaker 3: the show. I was going to segue into that.
Speaker 5: I was going to segue into that, but Andrew's American
Speaker 5: Pizza Kitchen presents this segment.
Speaker 4: It was the clear answer, and I didn't pick up
Speaker 4: on that at the time.
Speaker 6: It's just so funny, how quick you're like your face
Speaker 6: right after me.
Speaker 3: And Skimbo said it. Oh what did you say? I
Speaker 3: thank some sandwich place in Italy. I don know the
Speaker 3: name of down the street in the alley, a gas
Speaker 3: station or something.
Speaker 6: Oh god, okay, well, this next clip is about a
Speaker 6: year old. My roommate actually requested this clip because he
Speaker 6: quotes it quite a bit. So this is Kat's acting
Speaker 6: audition tape.
Speaker 4: I was just telling you I took no theater and
Speaker 4: would have if I would have been ridiculed for it
Speaker 4: in the hometown that I'm from, and I would be
Speaker 4: a beast of an actor. And I just because I
Speaker 4: know how to play it to the camera, I know
Speaker 4: how to feel out a moment, and I know when
Speaker 4: the audience is in the palm of my hands. Wanted
Speaker 4: to crush them, wanted to elevate them better, how to
Speaker 4: send them on the right of their lives.
Speaker 3: We have a tremendous actor. I also can't get hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's so many great things about that, but number
Speaker 1: one is that nobody else is talking. So I just
Speaker 1: imagine kat get in into a mirror saying all that
Speaker 1: to himself.
Speaker 3: I thought you saying it to a director monologue his
Speaker 3: way into a game.
Speaker 6: The crush them part, Oh god, I say that quite
Speaker 6: a bit with Spielberg's ass.
Speaker 1: The first thing that a movie actor doesn't want to
Speaker 1: do is be aware of the camera. And his first
Speaker 1: reason he'd be a good actor is because he plays
Speaker 1: to the camera.
Speaker 4: In the movies that I would want to be a
Speaker 4: part of, we'd be breaking down the fourth.
Speaker 3: Wall, you know, just like Ferrish Mueller.
Speaker 6: This next clip here, I selfishly added this because it
Speaker 6: was just a ridiculous question, and you answered it so
Speaker 6: quickly and it made me laugh pretty hard.
Speaker 3: So at what kind of a dog would you be?
Speaker 3: Me a half Corgi, half Australian shepherd?
Speaker 6: He said so fast often.
Speaker 3: How often do you think about it, Kevin at once
Speaker 3: a month. I always think of you as a pug. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not a pub I think he's a French bulldog.
Speaker 1: No, he's always always got saliva dripping down his John.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm cuter than that.
Speaker 5: He's always sniffing butts and humping legs.
Speaker 3: Like Christina Chicken laughing there A little bit just caught
Speaker 3: me off guard.
Speaker 6: How fast you answered that, And it wasn't just one
Speaker 6: breed half a dumb question. All right, let's go. I
Speaker 6: have two clips of stories that Kat just felt like
Speaker 6: sharing randomly, So we're gonna start with the Phil Hartman
Speaker 6: one first.
Speaker 3: Can I go back to Phil Hartman for a minute. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Everyone in SNL says that guy was insane because he
Speaker 4: was talented, straight man, funny on his own. But they're like,
Speaker 4: if you tried to go like, do lines with him,
Speaker 4: not cocaine, read lines like he was always reading some
Speaker 4: thousand page book on philosophy or something. He's a weird guy,
Speaker 4: and I just always loved That'll be able to let
Speaker 4: that go.
Speaker 3: Man, You did that in a top five market. Who cares?
Speaker 3: I could do it in.
Speaker 4: Topeka ain't no hair off my chest, buddy.
Speaker 3: We went back in the segment. I'll do it in
Speaker 3: Colorado Springs. Should we keep going?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be alive anymore?
Speaker 3: Take it to Franklin, Tennessee, Jim, I've gone.
Speaker 1: Okay, Phil, that's a good context to know that he
Speaker 1: went back in the Today game to get that story
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: Man had moved on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't remember where I was going with that
Speaker 4: Phil Hartman story.
Speaker 3: Well respected man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, top five market. All right, let's see if it's
Speaker 6: any better than your Henry Winkler story.
Speaker 4: Oh can I give you one more Henry Winkler moment though?
Speaker 4: That changed my life for the better. The movie water Boy,
Speaker 4: he's going he's the coach, so he's trying to just
Speaker 4: tell you know, Kathy Bates, look, you need to let
Speaker 4: Bobby Bouchet play foosball.
Speaker 3: Okay. So he walks out.
Speaker 4: The door and he looks at him Sandler, and he goes,
Speaker 4: let me tell you something that I learned what mama
Speaker 4: don't know won't hurt her. And then he pulls down
Speaker 4: his pants and shows off a Roy Orbison tattoo on
Speaker 4: his butt cheek, So basically saying you can still play football.
Speaker 3: Mama didn't have to know about it.
Speaker 4: But he walks to the door and he's got Roy
Speaker 4: a silhouette of Roy Orbison's face on his ass, and
Speaker 4: it's just so good and I'll, you know what, I
Speaker 4: could do five more minutes on it?
Speaker 3: What else is on the Today Game?
Speaker 6: Ben?
Speaker 3: Keep that dropping?
Speaker 6: We're all just staring at you. I canutes if you want, I.
Speaker 3: Can see that drop between every nominee.
Speaker 1: The other thing we're learning is that man, kat really
Speaker 1: struggles during the Today Game a bit moving forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay, Man, that's okay, dude. Are you having
Speaker 3: a good birthday so far? About to get even better? Katy?
Speaker 6: Do you guys remember the Joe the McDonald's guy. Do
Speaker 6: you do you remember interviewing that guy while yes on remote.
Speaker 3: Fantasy Football payoff or something like that.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, there was some golden audio that happened with kat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And this is the next clip right here.
Speaker 5: So did the McDonald's employees know you were doing a bit?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: I didn't tell them, And in the booth I was
Speaker 7: sitting in was out of their out of their views,
Speaker 7: so they didn't really know what was going on.
Speaker 3: Did your friends come by and hang out with you.
Speaker 7: I'm originally from New Jersey, so most of my you know,
Speaker 7: my buddies were on the other side of the country.
Speaker 7: I had one friend who was trying to come, and
Speaker 7: he drove from San Diego to LA and the hilarity
Speaker 7: of how terrible the traffic is out here. It took
Speaker 7: him five hours to get to me, so he showed
Speaker 7: up for the final hour.
Speaker 3: God, it sounds like he lost a bet. He was
Speaker 3: there to resuscitate you.
Speaker 5: Ah man, that laugh is one of my favorite things
Speaker 5: that's ever happened.
Speaker 3: Long's gonna last.
Speaker 1: I'm at it like like someone tickled you there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That was a good mood, probably because that was at
Speaker 4: Chuck tah Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 3: Oh man.
Speaker 6: Okay, now I have two clips of some classic audio here.
Speaker 6: Let's go with the Sassy Hines.
Speaker 3: What's the matchup? Honey number thirteen, ketchup number twenty. Honey,
Speaker 3: give me, honey, Honey, give me honey. We've already got
Speaker 3: to ketchup representation in this thing. It's the wrong thing.
Speaker 3: It's the wrong ketchup. What ketchup do you want it
Speaker 3: to be?
Speaker 8: Hind so seductively, dude, that was theiest, most consuctive thing
Speaker 8: I've ever seen in your mind?
Speaker 3: If I recreate that, yes, no, no, I wouldn't. What ketchup?
Speaker 3: Do you want it to be? Hans Honey goes great
Speaker 3: on Soapa Pia's.
Speaker 1: Job getting us back on t here. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: and I agree with your assessment. It is so good
Speaker 1: that we're always having.
Speaker 6: And then who could forget when KT spilt whiskey on
Speaker 6: his computer back during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: That's all over the laptop.
Speaker 6: I knew that was going to happen.
Speaker 9: Oh struggling, Oh no, what happens live? Oh no, it's
Speaker 9: all over. Just keep me the end of this laptop.
Speaker 9: Oh this is disappointing. Paper towels that you need in
Speaker 9: these times too.
Speaker 3: Oh please air dry?
Speaker 4: Oh this sucks.
Speaker 3: My computer is starting to act up. You can hear it.
Speaker 3: I could go off at any time. Guys, this is bad.
Speaker 3: I can hear it's starting to go it's starting to
Speaker 3: make noises. Oh god, it's not liking it.
Speaker 1: For a minute.
Speaker 3: So we were watching that live at our house. My
Speaker 3: kids were watching it with us. That was, you know,
Speaker 3: five years ago.
Speaker 1: So my kids are a lot younger, I mean, their teenagers,
Speaker 1: early teens, and they're like, what is happening to KT
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Like they're genuinely engagement farming.
Speaker 6: And then I have so many inspirational quotes from you
Speaker 6: that I'll use at the end of the show. I
Speaker 6: decided to put them all together in a song. So
Speaker 6: Happy Birthday, KT.
Speaker 4: My tongue on a Texas twinkie. Let's just keep our
Speaker 4: ears to the ground and to se who.
Speaker 3: We can come up with at all.
Speaker 4: No one's dead. I mean someone died today. Some guy's
Speaker 4: ever mint it right? They strong out their world. Did
Speaker 4: you know that butterflies? They studied them across the Atlantic
Speaker 4: Ocean only took eight days.
Speaker 3: Thank people who know how to code. I think they
Speaker 3: can do some stuff. I am what to do?
Speaker 4: Is you know I want to meet I'm just letting
Speaker 4: you know, starting tomorrow and start coming into work with
Speaker 4: the mindset of a champion.
Speaker 3: The poon is a bit of a mystery. Your job,
Speaker 3: go home, enjoy your night, turn around, do it again. Die.
Speaker 3: That's light. Well, I would like some good local New
Speaker 3: Year's Eve coverage like we used to have in the past.
Speaker 3: We used to own the New Year in this town.
Speaker 3: Maybe you've lost a step, need a little more energy.
Speaker 4: The low T center is something you should maybe try out.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow is not promised, so for today I want to win. Well,
Speaker 3: that'll do it for this one.
Speaker 4: Officials say a fight started.
Speaker 3: That is between two groups of people.
Speaker 4: I'm glad it's two groups of people, and like two
Speaker 4: groups of vegetables are produce.
Speaker 3: It's your dairy versus your fruit.
Speaker 1: All right, stop the music, Christina.
Speaker 3: I don't know anymore. It's changed so much, has it?
Speaker 3: At Dan Pyramid they changed things on as quick on
Speaker 3: this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it.
Speaker 3: The main way give up. That was wow. Happy birthday, Ken,
Speaker 3: thank you. It's incredble all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Kevin the Birthday Boy takes us to
Speaker 1: an exhaustive deep dive into the history of one of
Speaker 1: the greatest sketches in SNL history.
Speaker 3: That's next right here on the Eagle