Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud.
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Speaker 2: just because you keep saying D ten doesn't mean A
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. Hello, I'll welcome to Chewing
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Speaker 1: Misst Hello, not so much of the old. Thank you,
Speaker 1: I can't help time. What have you got for us
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 3: Well, this week I'm talking about Sam Smith's latest venture.
Speaker 4: And then we have a game to play in our
Speaker 4: Game of the Week.
Speaker 2: And that's before we find out what mist has been
Speaker 2: up to in his extracurricular activities. But on screen now
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Speaker 3: And as people who've popped up in our meant to
Speaker 3: go along the bottom of the screen, it's time for
Speaker 3: Mike in the buzz.
Speaker 4: Pooping moving poop.
Speaker 1: One of your favorite activity is to do when.
Speaker 4: You're on your own, isn't it. There's nothing wrong with
Speaker 4: a good satisfying poop, correct.
Speaker 2: As long as you're at home or in a toilet.
Speaker 2: Unlike the time see anyway, have.
Speaker 1: You ever done a ghost poop?
Speaker 4: A ghost pool? Ghost pool isn't that just another name
Speaker 4: for a part, No.
Speaker 1: That's a fart.
Speaker 2: A ghost pool is when you go to the toilet,
Speaker 2: you have a pool, and then you go to wipe
Speaker 2: a look down because you always have a look.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not there, yes, and it's usually a very satisfying, a.
Speaker 2: Good noise, and they say you look, dad, it's gone
Speaker 2: ghost poop. Well, a doctor has confirmed that a ghost
Speaker 2: poop is a very good thing, right, because it proves
Speaker 2: that your diet is good. Okay, you're well hydrated, okay, right,
Speaker 2: and you are expelling it the right velocity.
Speaker 4: Right like a cannon.
Speaker 2: But if it's if it's too quick, it doesn't go disappear,
Speaker 2: it goes everywhere.
Speaker 1: It explodes, right.
Speaker 2: If it's too much hard work, it just kind of
Speaker 2: takes forever to go down. If it disappears around the
Speaker 2: U bend, it's got a good weight, a good consistency,
Speaker 2: a good about of water in it, so it's just disappearing.
Speaker 4: Itself like a bob slating.
Speaker 1: Like a bob slate, that's a poor pool.
Speaker 2: So that when I thought I found out that a
Speaker 2: ghost pool was a good thing, right, and why it's
Speaker 2: a good thing, I was quite proud of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have, I have a sufficient number of
Speaker 1: ghost poops.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have. I have the occasional ghost poop. The
Speaker 4: occasional ghost poop, occasional ghost poo. Fiber about to say,
Speaker 4: usually I find I have them the day after an
Speaker 4: enjoyable evening.
Speaker 1: A comfort is not a ghost no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no.
Speaker 3: Substantially after butil was, the capacity is still there?
Speaker 4: Shall we say? Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, so when you when you're still fully lubed.
Speaker 3: No no, not still fully lubed, but the space, the
Speaker 3: accommodating space when you're gappy, when you're gappy.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Celebrities in food stuffs is where we're moving to.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm slightly encroaching on your territory here, slightly.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you ever witnessed a celebrity in the food stuff?
Speaker 4: A celebrity and it like when you see the images
Speaker 4: of Christ Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen steak Trump recently, Steak Trump,
Speaker 3: Steak Trump, Yeah, just a steak. The looks of the
Speaker 3: shape of Trump, what fat flobbing, Well, the fatty ridge
Speaker 3: of it was like his bufont hair and like the
Speaker 3: outline of his face.
Speaker 2: And yeah, witness I think in personal life or is
Speaker 2: that something just a picture of a picture of Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: well this is something a little bit more enjoyable in cake,
Speaker 2: in cake and cake, all right. This is a man
Speaker 2: who has found the image of pop superstar and day royalty,
Speaker 2: the late great Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, right
Speaker 2: was his image was founding cake and this is the
Speaker 2: image that they believe it was. So make a mental
Speaker 2: note of that. There he is, See there's Michael Jackson cake.
Speaker 2: Which part of cake that looks like the thing circled. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, but that's like the remains of a cake.
Speaker 4: That's like very.
Speaker 1: It's at the end of a cake.
Speaker 4: It is the end.
Speaker 2: They say, this is a brand new, shiny cake that's
Speaker 2: not been touched by human mouth thould like.
Speaker 4: To slice through. Like, oh, there he is. This is
Speaker 4: this is a bout.
Speaker 3: Load of crumbs and cream at the bottom of the
Speaker 3: black guy's bowl.
Speaker 4: Huh. This is a load of crumbs and cream at
Speaker 4: the bottom of some of these bowl.
Speaker 1: That's cake's cake crumbs and cream anyway, But there he is.
Speaker 1: He can quite clear see his eyes and his nose
Speaker 1: and his mouth, and that's his hair.
Speaker 4: At the top, and is this before or after we
Speaker 4: went to see the plastics.
Speaker 1: It's definitely an after.
Speaker 4: I think that's probably why you went.
Speaker 1: It's not at all in the shape of a cat,
Speaker 1: which I saw. Pussy cat.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I said, the cat, right, Maybe a ghost, yeah, Elvis,
Speaker 5: all these reasonable ones that you can see.
Speaker 2: You're looking with that, I said, Elvis there, yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't see Elvis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Elvis. Hair caught in a trap. There's no way out.
Speaker 4: It's a stretch.
Speaker 1: It's a stretch.
Speaker 2: I want to know how much pot is in this
Speaker 2: cake because it's definitely one of those little bit high
Speaker 2: I can see.
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because it's so far into the devastation of
Speaker 3: eating that cake.
Speaker 2: It's the devastation of eating a cake. And if you've
Speaker 2: ever been devastated while eating a cake. Wrong word there,
Speaker 2: it's wrong word, share it with us at the cod
Speaker 2: TV and social media. And that brings us to our
Speaker 2: story of the week. Now, have you ever a cake?
Speaker 1: No, because we know the answer is yes, right, not
Speaker 1: denying it if we see this, not saying this, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have any phobias?
Speaker 4: Not really, really really, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like them, but I'm not scared of them. I
Speaker 3: can put a glass on one and throw it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, it kills them, murderer.
Speaker 2: So this is a story about someone that was triggered
Speaker 2: by chocolate and realizing that they have a phobia that's
Speaker 2: triggered by chocolate. Okay, okay, and basically patterns in things
Speaker 2: all right, Now, this is.
Speaker 1: Triptophobia, okay, which is the phobia of holes and patterns.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, what's happened with chocolate is that? So it's
Speaker 2: a Reese's peanut butter cup that's bloomed. So if chocolate
Speaker 2: gets hot and cold repeatedly, right, it starts to get
Speaker 2: this foam on it, right cold bloo, which is where the.
Speaker 3: Fat like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It raised, it crystallizes and causes a pattern.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: This can also happen in caramels. And that's what's happened here.
Speaker 4: Okay, it looks it looks like a.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look it doesn't look.
Speaker 4: Tasty, calcified, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: So as it's basically got hot and cold, the sugar
Speaker 2: crystals have crystallize at the.
Speaker 1: Top and become a pattern. Okay, okay, Now it's all
Speaker 1: a trip of phobia.
Speaker 2: Was triggered by that, right, can't cope with that, can't
Speaker 2: cope with patterns, right, and it's a genuine medical thing.
Speaker 3: Right, so whenever they see somebody in a Paisley shirt
Speaker 3: they scream.
Speaker 1: And run away.
Speaker 2: They can be really triggered by that smoke. It's more
Speaker 2: reoccurring natural patterns that has the problem. Okay, the advice
Speaker 2: GP has come back with, what do you think that
Speaker 2: is best way of dealing with this?
Speaker 4: Stick it in your mouth. You won't see it.
Speaker 1: Eat the chocolate soon as your cancler. It doesn't bloom.
Speaker 1: So if you buy chocolate, just eat it.
Speaker 2: So which I always brilliant advice, A right, and advice
Speaker 2: mister has already been living back.
Speaker 3: I've lost about five pounds. I mean that's from the flu.
Speaker 4: But still.
Speaker 2: You have a hangover and it's the flu, right, not
Speaker 2: denying it, not denying it, okay, But these things happening
Speaker 2: in like medical conditions as well. So I mean if
Speaker 2: you haven't look it can even happen on your own person.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh no, that's the skin condition that I
Speaker 2: can't look at. Oh where your skin raises and causes
Speaker 2: digital holes.
Speaker 1: Okay, we can can take that off the screen. Now,
Speaker 1: but that's trip.
Speaker 4: That's like, that's like one of the monsters in D
Speaker 4: and D.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's worse. It's just awful.
Speaker 2: That's what that feeling that we both just had is
Speaker 2: what people see when they see these patterns.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing, like when you said, have you
Speaker 3: got any favories like most of the common ones, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit scared of spiders.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm scared of falling from heights. Yeah, I'm scared
Speaker 4: of this, that and the other.
Speaker 3: But in a reasonable way I can get over it.
Speaker 3: It's not like a full yeah. But when anybody you
Speaker 3: see something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that that reaction is what people would see
Speaker 2: when they see any of those patterns.
Speaker 4: Oh right.
Speaker 2: So so when you see those those small holes in
Speaker 2: people's hands and things.
Speaker 3: I'm not looking Oh no, gallery, behave yourselves.
Speaker 2: Because the gallery are evil. Right, they keep looking at it,
Speaker 2: going I'm all right with that, right.
Speaker 4: That's because their soul as people.
Speaker 2: Well you see one of them is still tatting away.
Speaker 2: The other one is being very quiet, so I believe
Speaker 2: they're throwing up. You're right there, Paul, dead loss salent.
Speaker 2: Not good, not good, Right, That's what happens with people phobia.
Speaker 2: But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 4: Thanks for that, Mike. It's truly horrific.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about truly horrific things coming after this short break,
Speaker 1: Miss brings us celebrity news and showbies. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: you in the cud.
Speaker 2: Now it's time for Miss to put away his porn
Speaker 2: on his tablet as he brings us the celebrity news
Speaker 2: in showbiz.
Speaker 3: Are you a fan of the series The Traders.
Speaker 4: No, you don't enjoy The Trades and not watched it.
Speaker 4: Oh it's so good.
Speaker 2: People telling me how addictive it isn't like, oh no, wait,
Speaker 2: you've got to watch it. You've got to watch it all.
Speaker 3: It is massively addictive. And it was a sleeper hit
Speaker 3: a couple of Christmas is back sleeper heait, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: It was Sally when someone blows cocope.
Speaker 3: No, it's one of those show that you don't know
Speaker 3: what it's really about. Maybe isn't advertised very well or
Speaker 3: given much prominence, and then suddenly everybody is talking about it.
Speaker 4: It just grew on. You had a very very weird
Speaker 4: release schedule.
Speaker 3: It was like three episodes and then a whole week
Speaker 3: without another episode. It is very very but it was
Speaker 3: very much binge worthy TV, so you just you wanted
Speaker 3: another one as soon as you could get hold of it.
Speaker 3: It's a wonderfully fun show. They've just got a lot
Speaker 3: of contestants into an old castle into Scotland. Some of
Speaker 3: them are marked out as traitors, but they don't know
Speaker 3: who's who. They have various different adventures during the day
Speaker 3: is team challenges to earn up very money, etc. And
Speaker 3: the traders meet at night and decide who to kill off.
Speaker 3: And then every day everybody gets around the table and
Speaker 3: tries to figure out who the traders are. It's a
Speaker 3: very simple format, it works really well. And it's hosted
Speaker 3: in the UK by Claudia Winkleman. Okay, very very fun show.
Speaker 3: But there's also an Australian version that's very fun and
Speaker 3: US version which is more fifty percent competitors fifty cent
Speaker 3: celebrities just mixed in like reality TV stars, and that
Speaker 3: is in the same Scottish castle, but that's hosted by
Speaker 3: Alan Cumming.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like Alan coming.
Speaker 4: He's really fun.
Speaker 1: I've loved him since he was in the High Life.
Speaker 4: I love that's it come really hard to get hold
Speaker 4: of Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't give you a copy. That's paracy, that's illegal,
Speaker 1: but you can lend it. I could.
Speaker 4: I choose not to, So Alan Cony.
Speaker 3: Just choose choose up the scene with presenting this And
Speaker 3: as I said, with this version, there are celebrities in it.
Speaker 3: This is the third season that's come up, and we've
Speaker 3: not even seen the second season yet. Okay, but the
Speaker 3: casting for the third season is already out and it
Speaker 3: includes Bob drag Queen, the Drag Queen. Yeah, Bob the
Speaker 3: Drag Queen is going to be in it. We absolutely
Speaker 3: love her.
Speaker 1: And who's the old man?
Speaker 3: Well, the old man one of ours, Okay, we'll see. Okay,
Speaker 3: I actually did not know this. That is Lord Ivor Mountbatten,
Speaker 3: second cousin to our King Charles. Yeah, he's the first
Speaker 3: out member of the game. He's the first out member
Speaker 3: of the monarchy. Okay, yeah, royal family surely rather than monarchy.
Speaker 3: Is there a technical difference?
Speaker 2: Yeah, monarchy is the is the ruling people. He's the lord,
Speaker 2: so he's not one of the rulers. He's a member
Speaker 2: of the royal family.
Speaker 4: A member of the royal family then, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not the first gay Lord though many gay lords
Speaker 2: before now Lord from Beauley in the calm't place. Lord
Speaker 2: Montague famously homosexual in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 4: Yes, but were they out?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Who is outed in the scandal? Oh yeah, you need
Speaker 2: to watch that nextwork.
Speaker 1: It's really informative.
Speaker 3: I will have to. It's a gay history I'm not
Speaker 3: aware of. But yes, it's a very very fun show.
Speaker 3: And you haven't checked it out. I mean we haven't
Speaker 3: even had a series two of the thing, and that's
Speaker 3: what one's got peppermint in it. So it's a very
Speaker 3: enjoyable shop show and when it comes out over here
Speaker 3: you should enjoy it. Okay, I shall, I shall make
Speaker 3: note so next Sam Smith, we.
Speaker 1: Love them, you love them, We love them.
Speaker 4: I'm not a big fat like that. Some of the
Speaker 4: songs I like something.
Speaker 3: But they get a lot of abuse forul no good
Speaker 3: reason from living.
Speaker 1: Their own life and enjoying themselves and do what they
Speaker 1: want to do. And that's what I have great respect
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: They had a bit of a bump when they lost
Speaker 2: a lot of weight and they started fat shaming people, right,
Speaker 2: but you know what they went.
Speaker 1: You know, I was made a mistake.
Speaker 2: I was wrong I've been fat myself or fat again
Speaker 2: now and it's like a little bit like.
Speaker 4: Being an X smoker though, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is, But they realized they made the mistake, went
Speaker 2: with it, and they do so much, so much for
Speaker 2: the community and sharing their experiences and just living their
Speaker 2: authentic life.
Speaker 1: I think there are a role model for most people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's part of the route of why
Speaker 3: some people don't like them is because it is a
Speaker 3: little that there's seeds of preachy seeds are smiley of smog.
Speaker 4: And just being a bit in people's way. But but then.
Speaker 3: Exactly Y minage with the tits and exact exactly I
Speaker 3: haven't got time for I understand it, but I haven't
Speaker 3: got haven't.
Speaker 4: I don't align myself with it anyway.
Speaker 3: One of the things that they're doing at the moment,
Speaker 3: outside of the hit making songs, they're going to start
Speaker 3: founding a charity called the Pink House, and it's it's
Speaker 3: there's not much information out there. We're not too sure
Speaker 3: whether they're creating a physical space, like an actual pink
Speaker 3: House or something virtual, but they're looking to create a
Speaker 3: space for the queer community so they can collaborate the artistic, creative,
Speaker 3: and find a safe space, most predominantly to make sure
Speaker 3: that there is somewhere that is open and available to
Speaker 3: anyone who's queer twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: See, and that's what I mean. But they are inspirational
Speaker 1: because they do stuff like that.
Speaker 4: I think that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: I think that's a brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 2: Way of taking your notoriety and your attention from the press.
Speaker 1: There's something really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's off to them.
Speaker 1: So this is a very early thought.
Speaker 3: Then it's yeah, they've started talking about the reason they're
Speaker 3: calling it the pink House because actually apparently they grew
Speaker 3: up in a house called the pink House. Okay, I
Speaker 3: didn't realize that their father was rod Hole and that
Speaker 3: was the pink windmill. Wasn't it pink? That's the pink windmill?
Speaker 3: But yeah, Emi for a sibling explain Its quite a bit.
Speaker 1: Back to having a fist up someone Anyway, every episode.
Speaker 3: Moving on, an actress's done quite well for herself. Recently,
Speaker 3: she's been in a few big hits, Baby Reindeer being
Speaker 3: the main one that's hitting all the channels and discussions
Speaker 3: and chat shows at the moment. She's also in the Outlaws,
Speaker 3: which is quite a fun sitcom that I enjoy. Jessica
Speaker 3: Cunning she's one of ours. She actually yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: well this is why it's news at the moment she
Speaker 3: actually came back. She came out in November twenty two.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it a good wow, is definitely enough.
Speaker 4: But she was talking about it recently and she said that.
Speaker 3: Her not coming out was nothing to do with shame
Speaker 3: or repressing anything. She had lots of gay friends and
Speaker 3: hung out with gay people and she just didn't think
Speaker 3: that that was her. Okay, but the moment she realized
Speaker 3: is just the most amazing thing anyway, And I think
Speaker 3: a lot of lesbians would would have.
Speaker 4: Be very very jealous about her having the experience.
Speaker 3: Obviously, she's an actress, so she was in a play
Speaker 3: and the moment that she realized that she might be
Speaker 3: Kate was when she had to kiss honorary lesbian Kate Blanchett. Okay,
Speaker 3: I mean, if you were going to have that moment
Speaker 3: of sexual awakeness, it's a realization moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd have problem doing it every night if it
Speaker 1: was like when I find you're really attractive now, Like
Speaker 1: what that's not what the character doesn't know about the morning,
Speaker 1: final nights, just grab about. I did not know that
Speaker 1: she was part of the quick community.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, sorry, Well, she said that she always felt different,
Speaker 3: and that's the feeling that we all understand the no
Speaker 3: or at least in the days where it's a lot harder.
Speaker 4: But she said she.
Speaker 3: Felt that was more because she was a larger lady, right,
Speaker 3: And it wasn't until certain experiences and strong and came
Speaker 3: and haren't you that made her realize, Oh no, it's
Speaker 3: not the fat thing. It's not being chunky. It's it's
Speaker 3: it's it's quivering quim.
Speaker 1: She it's me quivering quim.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a twitch.
Speaker 1: It's oh, it's not because I'm large, it's because I've
Speaker 1: got a quivering quim. You need to qualify that with
Speaker 1: while snogging Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 3: Well, there were other other instances, just like randomly, just
Speaker 3: like it, sat on the number four bus going you
Speaker 3: can must be a lesbian me.
Speaker 1: Quim's quivering on the bus.
Speaker 4: You can have you can have a saffic moment on
Speaker 4: the bus.
Speaker 2: I just I just had this image of two old
Speaker 2: ladies on the bus with the Raymaxx and a little
Speaker 2: shopping car.
Speaker 1: Must be lesbian? Why my quims all of a quinn?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: All the things you get your quim quivering?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, don't you always when you get on
Speaker 3: the bus, hope that you get the seat above the
Speaker 3: back wheel.
Speaker 1: Now I do, but that's because I've got a vibrator
Speaker 1: that's diesel powered in his garden again at three in
Speaker 1: the morning in his bedroom.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't buy electricity because starts flickering like start dimmy.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's all from the shows this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, missed. Always nice to think of a
Speaker 1: quivering quim.
Speaker 2: But stick around because coming up next we have our
Speaker 2: game of the week.
Speaker 1: You're watching you in They Could, And this week we're
Speaker 1: going to play Lazy Susan's question Roulette and listen for
Speaker 1: the man who wants fell off a stage, injured his ankle,
Speaker 1: and then had to sit there with corn on his
Speaker 1: leg all weekend. It's missed off your pop, forgot my
Speaker 1: crutch finding it all week? Haven't you what's falling out?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: Of the week.
Speaker 2: So miss is going to spin the lazy Susan. I'm
Speaker 2: going to ask me a question, right, But for some reason,
Speaker 2: we're not having movie questions.
Speaker 1: Because someone basically lost them. Are you ready? They're missed?
Speaker 4: I am ready with the lazy Susan of quiz. Yes,
Speaker 4: lazy Susan question roulette. Well, that that's the game. Are
Speaker 4: you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you to start spinning.
Speaker 4: Here we go, movie and movie. We're landing on general knowledge.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see what we've got here. So what is
Speaker 3: a double decker?
Speaker 1: It's either a bus or a chocolate bar.
Speaker 4: Both would be correct. That was a bit easy.
Speaker 3: Let's let's try something to get a little bit more
Speaker 3: more complicated.
Speaker 1: I don't know you've asked the question. Now move on.
Speaker 4: Okay, it kicks an easy question.
Speaker 3: That's not my fault, by all right, d DTD no movies,
Speaker 3: no movies general. Oh, it's general knowledge again. Oh, how strange.
Speaker 3: Where is the Rosetta Stone?
Speaker 1: Now? Where is it? Where should it be? Or where
Speaker 1: is it found?
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Is it currently in the British museum?
Speaker 4: That would be correct, well done?
Speaker 1: Where should it be?
Speaker 4: Probably grease?
Speaker 2: Egyptian museum, Oh, Egyptian Museum, Gyptian museum in cars.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a good argument for obviously getting hold of it.
Speaker 3: In the first place, was a bit naughty and in
Speaker 3: keeping hold of it and all that blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: But is it in the best place for it to
Speaker 3: be maintained now looked after.
Speaker 1: No, it's stolen property.
Speaker 2: It belongs back with the people who own it, not
Speaker 2: with someone that found it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I can't say you very much on that subject,
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you why.
Speaker 4: After the show.
Speaker 1: You probably stole it.
Speaker 4: What movies? Not movies? Music? Music?
Speaker 2: Okay, it makes the people come together, it does rhythmically.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, okay, this one's all right.
Speaker 1: Who are a little bit, just a little bit, a
Speaker 1: little bit more?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's not one of those, but I think
Speaker 3: you will get this one. You have a mention the
Speaker 3: ball who sang the James Bond theme song for.
Speaker 1: Specter, Specter. That's the one with the thing. It is
Speaker 1: with the thing. What's it called? You chop it the throne?
Speaker 1: It changes color? Octopus?
Speaker 4: No, that's octopusy.
Speaker 1: No, the ring had an octopus on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because that's a symbol.
Speaker 1: Perspector, Sam Smith, that's the one.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 1: It took me a while. I had to go all
Speaker 1: the way back to Darmond are for hours?
Speaker 4: Did you work your way through them? Chron chronologically?
Speaker 1: Chronologynology, analogy? That means you're a scientist.
Speaker 4: More general knowledge. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh, how old was William Pitt's the younger when he
Speaker 3: became the youngest prime minister in seventeen eighty three?
Speaker 1: Twelve?
Speaker 4: No, double it. You know I can't do maths twenty four.
Speaker 4: She's very very young, eh, barely?
Speaker 1: Oh, not very very young. It's quite young. Twelve would
Speaker 1: have been very very young.
Speaker 3: Twelve would have been incredibly young. At least it's a
Speaker 3: little bit better than the current American system. Let's say
Speaker 3: that much Oak music music.
Speaker 4: Okay here going on here? Oh? Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins featured on the soundtrack of
Speaker 3: which nineteen eighties movie.
Speaker 1: Too, I'm picturing it now. It's a small Man.
Speaker 3: I would say it's probably the less famous song from
Speaker 3: that movie.
Speaker 1: It's a small man.
Speaker 4: There is a small man, Yeah, small man, Yeah, very much.
Speaker 2: Then there's a Katie that used to snug Dawson that
Speaker 2: doesn't snug Dawson anymore.
Speaker 1: Don't marriage to him, but he's not married to her anymore.
Speaker 2: Scientologist Tom t you're absolutely in the right area, top gen.
Speaker 4: That's the one. Well done.
Speaker 1: I just explained how my brain works.
Speaker 4: You're quite good at this.
Speaker 1: Slightly scary, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Well if we give you time to go around the
Speaker 4: patie that used to snug dows and general knowledge again
Speaker 4: from Manard right now? Okay, not listening?
Speaker 3: Oh, who wrote Robinson Crusoe?
Speaker 1: An author?
Speaker 4: What is the name of that author? Oops?
Speaker 2: Nos ops is differently, what's the name of the author
Speaker 2: that wrote Robinson Crusoe?
Speaker 1: Ye? Bob Ross? No, I know it's not Bob Ross.
Speaker 1: I was saying the words because I can. But it
Speaker 1: sounds French.
Speaker 4: It does sound French.
Speaker 1: He's not French, but yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: God, it's Daniel Dafoe, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Slightly younger brother.
Speaker 4: Do you think relation of William?
Speaker 1: Like, yes, I do.
Speaker 4: Do you know that for a fact?
Speaker 1: No, I asked, Do I think?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: Music?
Speaker 3: You can tell I'm doing it very very gently, so
Speaker 3: I don't end up landing on movies which we don't
Speaker 3: have any questions for, or sport which I hate. Okay,
Speaker 3: which nineteen fifty three movie does Marilyn Monroe perform the
Speaker 3: song Diamonds Are a Girl's Best friend.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear the thought process?
Speaker 4: Go on?
Speaker 1: Diamonds are a Girl's best friend? Was covered by Lily
Speaker 1: Savage when she did argos is a girl's best friend?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, because you won't touch your gyro's if you
Speaker 1: rob those little blue biros, which now doesn't exist because
Speaker 1: they use pencils. The name of the film might was
Speaker 1: where she was a hooker.
Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't hooka she was a gold digger, right,
Speaker 2: She kept trying to marry men on a boat with
Speaker 2: one of her friends.
Speaker 1: The name of the movie escapes me.
Speaker 4: Oh, the thought process is to let you down.
Speaker 1: No, the thought process is there. Just the name of
Speaker 1: the movie is just a blank.
Speaker 3: You went round the houses and fell into a colder sack. No,
Speaker 3: didn't fall into a colder sack. I went there and went, oh, yes,
Speaker 3: I can't remember the name of the number.
Speaker 4: It's a gentlemen prefer blonde bonds.
Speaker 1: I described the movie correctly.
Speaker 4: Let's see what you do with the next question. Uh,
Speaker 4: it's general knowledge. Do very far home avoiding sport? Oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know this not difficult.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I do know that, actually, but it's very
Speaker 3: easy for me to say when I've got the answers
Speaker 3: in front of me. Um, did you do oh to
Speaker 3: my birthday of February list? Okay, this is stupidly easy,
Speaker 3: but I'll go with a more difficult question. How many
Speaker 3: inhabitants are how many inhabitants are there in England as
Speaker 3: of twenty eighteen?
Speaker 2: Thought process incoming strapping, So twenty sixteen, Now I'm twenty
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I did let below the line which is
Speaker 4: where I stopped.
Speaker 1: I live on a pounded day in twenty sixteen, okay,
Speaker 1: and at that point I know that the population of
Speaker 1: Manchester was one point two million people.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I counted up all the citizen I got to fourteen
Speaker 2: million people. Okay, I didn't include all the counties. And
Speaker 2: this is two years later.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of sex, right, that's two lots of
Speaker 2: nine months of babies popping out, plus the year before.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to say sixty two million people?
Speaker 4: No, no, how many? Fifty five point nine eight million?
Speaker 1: So fifty six yeah, And I said how many?
Speaker 4: You said sixty eight right, that's not that many people? Off, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's not.
Speaker 3: I was going to say that's close, but it's not
Speaker 3: it's not actually that that close. It's not awful, it's
Speaker 3: not like it's just it's missing the side of the barn,
Speaker 3: but not by much. It's near the but it's barn adjacent.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get coconut for it. No, you're
Speaker 1: not going to, but I get keyring.
Speaker 4: Have we got time for one last question?
Speaker 2: We've got, We've got time for more. Keep going, it's
Speaker 2: so so keen of finishing this game.
Speaker 4: Oh that's because we just landed on the sport.
Speaker 1: We didn't know that before.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Complete the following football teams Wolverhampton Swans, Now Wanderers, try
Speaker 3: Mere Park Rovers, Newcastle, Brown United, Plymouth our guy.
Speaker 1: Or stick around because coming up next we look at
Speaker 1: why Mist has been indisposed recently in Spotlight. Welcome back
Speaker 1: to cheering the cud.
Speaker 2: Now this is the time when we get to know
Speaker 2: a little about something that Mist has been doing and
Speaker 2: keeping a great secret in Spotlight. So I am joined
Speaker 2: by as usual missed can't go with him a bit
Speaker 2: like and then I've got somebody to the writers me
Speaker 2: as well. Hello, Hello, and what who are you?
Speaker 6: And Zoe?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 7: Zoe, one of the cast members of the Grim Nor
Speaker 7: the Grim North?
Speaker 1: What's the Grim North?
Speaker 4: So I've had a little side project on the go.
Speaker 3: So you know, I'm a massive fan of Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 4: It's come up a couple of times on the show.
Speaker 3: And well, we have this wonderful TV studio and the
Speaker 3: guys in the gallery are the wonderful producers of this show.
Speaker 4: So directors, directors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, technical, but they very very kindly offered to help
Speaker 3: me with a little project.
Speaker 1: We project.
Speaker 4: Well, Zoe and.
Speaker 3: A few others who are part of this Dungeons and
Speaker 3: Dragon Society that I was a part of, We've come
Speaker 3: together and put together an actual play show where we
Speaker 3: get around the table and play a game of Dungeons
Speaker 3: and Dragons and just record.
Speaker 4: It for people to see.
Speaker 1: Dungeons and Dragons, not that fetish night we're talking about.
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't. I don't do such kinky things.
Speaker 1: That's a lie, okay. So, and how did you get
Speaker 1: involved in this, this non fetish night.
Speaker 7: So I've been playing Dungeons and Dragons. We messed for
Speaker 7: a couple of years.
Speaker 6: Local society.
Speaker 7: So down the road, literally down the road fro where
Speaker 7: we're filming at Cool So I joined, I think.
Speaker 6: A little bit before Yeah, you big little bit.
Speaker 7: We played handful of games together, and then just over
Speaker 7: six months ago this came to me said I've got
Speaker 7: an idea for a project likely to be involved. Before
Speaker 7: I even said what it was, I was like, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 7: let's go for it.
Speaker 6: What is it? Dun and dragons, I hope.
Speaker 1: So when he comes up she says I've got an idea.
Speaker 1: You always be a bit worried.
Speaker 7: Now I've done it, I think I would hesitate next
Speaker 7: time when he says I've got an.
Speaker 1: Idea from the first time, Well, for people aren't aware
Speaker 1: of dungeons and dragons and stuff. We have a quick
Speaker 1: clip of what might be in stopped.
Speaker 8: Guys can make a wisdom, arcarna or nature. Oh so
Speaker 8: many options, A kind and benevolent. How does a six
Speaker 8: find your big boy? I can see a little pussy.
Speaker 4: He makes it seem like a threat.
Speaker 6: But what did the cats do to you? Miss hates cats?
Speaker 4: Guys, I have an all powerful god.
Speaker 6: They said this.
Speaker 1: She was a cat from Lee Town and apparently, just
Speaker 1: like happy old lesbians.
Speaker 2: This person's oh, miss, it's always pole.
Speaker 1: Matter and chemical tangle.
Speaker 6: I don't think we can get away with that.
Speaker 1: I'm a bit spoilt because I've seen that before. Okay,
Speaker 1: what can people expect from the Grim North?
Speaker 3: Oh well, this is our first season the Crest of Philes,
Speaker 3: so we're just kind of establishing the Crestophiles.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Basically, it's all set as a parody of modern day Manchester,
Speaker 3: only with everything you might expect from dungeons, dragons, magic
Speaker 3: and combat and dragons and monsters and all that kind
Speaker 3: of in a modern day Manchester, which we call Crest.
Speaker 3: We've got this lovely group of private investigators trying to
Speaker 3: solve the problems that the police can't. Okay, so the
Speaker 3: police aren't very good anyway, Well, it is a loving
Speaker 3: parody of Manchester.
Speaker 4: We have to be a little bit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a couple of semi cheeky but a little
Speaker 7: bit on the nose references to the world as it stands.
Speaker 1: At the moment. I do enjoy the game that you
Speaker 1: have that's referenced in there.
Speaker 4: Two weeks. Two weeks, everybody's crazy for two weeks.
Speaker 6: That was so on the spot.
Speaker 7: That was not pre planned, Plu rehearsed nothing. Elaine just
Speaker 7: said it and we all went, oh no, that's really funny.
Speaker 7: But we've got the rest of the shows a film,
Speaker 7: how breakdown and.
Speaker 3: Laughs these guys through it's absolutely insane.
Speaker 2: So is it very scripted or is it just just
Speaker 2: talking and playing along.
Speaker 4: It's full of improvisation.
Speaker 3: So I'm the d M for the game, not danger
Speaker 3: mouse Master or games Master if you prefer.
Speaker 4: So, I've created gm GM.
Speaker 3: So I will create a scenario, a situation, and the
Speaker 3: character and the players will have their individual characters and
Speaker 3: their own backstories, et cetera, and they play that through.
Speaker 3: But how they play it through every time will be different.
Speaker 4: Every time.
Speaker 3: You could run the same scenario a million times, it'll
Speaker 3: be different every time with different players.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, of course.
Speaker 2: So there's lots of characterization involved and improvisization improvisization word
Speaker 2: no it.
Speaker 1: Is now Yeah, so tell me a bit about your character.
Speaker 7: Okay, So I play so in terms of like D
Speaker 7: and D turns, it plays a paladin who is over
Speaker 7: of the crown.
Speaker 6: What that basically means is it questions? Yeah, what question?
Speaker 7: Paladin is a kind of There're a warrior who's taken
Speaker 7: an oath basically, so they don't just fight everything. They
Speaker 7: fight for a cause that they've decided they want to
Speaker 7: sort of align themselves with.
Speaker 1: Oka a bit like me as do. When they don't
Speaker 1: have any wangums left, I get a bit angry.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, you could take that up as your oath and
Speaker 7: be like you as. But my character, her name is Wicker.
Speaker 7: She is bonn and bred Booths Town, which is our
Speaker 7: sort of not to Salford. I think it's an old name. Yeah,
Speaker 7: Salford isn't.
Speaker 3: It's looking at literally the and the council districts for
Speaker 3: its same one of them is boost Town.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we sort of decided that's where she would
Speaker 7: be from because the.
Speaker 6: Center of Crestor is not super super populated.
Speaker 7: It's a lot offices and sort of high rise apartments
Speaker 7: and she can't afford to live in.
Speaker 4: One of those. She is.
Speaker 6: She is a.
Speaker 7: Former podcaster okay, who sort of hung up the headphones
Speaker 7: when something really awful happened.
Speaker 4: Big crime podcast through crime podcasts.
Speaker 7: Yes, and she had a little bit too close to
Speaker 7: an answer that was personally involved, so I had to
Speaker 7: sort of hang up the headphones and mike and leave
Speaker 7: it behind for a family's sake. Cool and then decided
Speaker 7: to well was sort of called up by Grimm, the
Speaker 7: sort of leader of investigations, the guy who set it
Speaker 7: up took that up as a full time job.
Speaker 2: So a bit Charlie's Angels esque very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's there's definitely a theme with that. Basically,
Speaker 3: the whole concept is there's this unseen character ala Wisha
Speaker 3: scrim And, very much like Charlie and Charlie's Angels, only
Speaker 3: speaks to them via the phone and there's some very
Speaker 3: nice phone conversations that happened for him, and they'll give
Speaker 3: them the missions and send them out.
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not just it's not just one, it's
Speaker 2: not Wicker and missed.
Speaker 1: The people there who are the other characters?
Speaker 3: So well, we've got Elaine who plays Oarkeza, who's a
Speaker 3: cold world which is like a little dragon person and
Speaker 3: as a character, they're like a working class mom, very
Speaker 3: very northern, very no nonsense, very about the community and
Speaker 3: very very funny.
Speaker 6: The most funny, most funny.
Speaker 7: Then you know somebody you I guarantee if you watch
Speaker 7: the show when you are from Manchester, you know somebody
Speaker 7: or somebody's mum is Arza. You've met this person. So
Speaker 7: it's gordeous to watch her to watch her act it out.
Speaker 1: What about all the characters? Who else is in it?
Speaker 7: So we've got Dizzy Ward who's played by Terran. They
Speaker 7: are a half arc artificer, So they are this genormous
Speaker 7: half ark woman who is obsessed with tinkering with chemicals
Speaker 7: and tinctures and alchemy and that kind of thing. She
Speaker 7: gets into lots of high drinks as well throughout the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Terran's very good at doing describing because there's
Speaker 3: lots of gadgets and trinkets and mechanics that they do,
Speaker 3: and they have just beautiful descriptions those kinds of things
Speaker 3: when they pull those out of that.
Speaker 4: Then we also have.
Speaker 3: Yas who plays a jail who's kind of on this dark,
Speaker 3: mysterious straw works as a barber but has a secret,
Speaker 3: delinquent past, a little bit shady. We might find some
Speaker 3: more about their history as the show goes on. They've
Speaker 3: all got very interesting histories. But well we might see
Speaker 3: if we get a season two where we delve into
Speaker 3: those little bits.
Speaker 2: Exciting, but I'm going back to season one recently launched.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, we're out on YouTube now.
Speaker 2: Exciting, Yes, very exciting, but even more exciting because it
Speaker 2: was Booze involved.
Speaker 1: I got to go along to your launch night.
Speaker 4: Yes you do.
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of what people thought.
Speaker 9: I actually thought it was amazing. I had no idea
Speaker 9: of the setting. I was not expected.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I litterally have words. It was Jenny very cool
Speaker 9: to see it outside with many of them saying this.
Speaker 1: Is wild but awesome and yeah, honestly great, loved it,
Speaker 1: very funny and can't wait for episode two. Just cracking
Speaker 1: everyone up, but just Alane's one liners and the timing
Speaker 1: on those wonderful.
Speaker 3: It was so good.
Speaker 5: It was really funny.
Speaker 1: I was actually quite surprised. That's what we'd like to hear.
Speaker 6: There you go, the crest of files from the Grim North.
Speaker 4: Quite surprising.
Speaker 2: Los like everyone had a really good time. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a really good feedback, and I went there. I'm not
Speaker 2: a Dungeons of Dragons person.
Speaker 1: It's not for me.
Speaker 2: I've played the game in the past. Was winnable, but
Speaker 2: it was still a good watch. Ye, I could get
Speaker 2: up in the narrative something without going away.
Speaker 1: You're rolling a dice. I don't get it right, but
Speaker 1: you're having that conversation or watching the story unfold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and hopefully there's enough fun in there and it's
Speaker 3: not like one of the massive shows that can go
Speaker 3: on like for four hours, and there's good humor and
Speaker 3: good a good plot going on. Everybody will have to
Speaker 3: guess who actually have harmed who actually harmed the cats?
Speaker 4: You know exactly what happened to the cat?
Speaker 7: Exactly what happened to the cats. Can you check our
Speaker 7: much store. There is a shirt on it that says
Speaker 7: miss hates cats.
Speaker 6: He does. He's a bad man.
Speaker 4: I've done some very horrible things to these players.
Speaker 1: Okay in the story, in the in the playing dungeon drugs,
Speaker 1: not in real life. He loves pussy.
Speaker 2: Really, right, big fan, big, big fan, you've stolen your neighbors.
Speaker 4: I've not seen them in about five days.
Speaker 1: He's probably gone off of back Home. Right. So it's
Speaker 1: on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, We've got about six episodes that we've filmed
Speaker 3: and we're in the processes of editing them, pulling them together,
Speaker 3: and they'll be releasing one every two weeks over the
Speaker 3: course of the next three months.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, So, so what dates are we looking at
Speaker 1: for those to come out?
Speaker 3: Well, the key thing is if you do like it,
Speaker 3: go onto YouTube, hit subscribe and you'll get notifications when
Speaker 3: the next one is on. So please like, share, subscribe,
Speaker 3: get it out there, because if we get enough people
Speaker 3: liking it and watching it, and that means we get
Speaker 3: to do more. And I'd really like to do more,
Speaker 3: because oh, you should know what I've got planned for
Speaker 3: you in season two.
Speaker 6: I'm afraid. I'm very afraid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think you should do as well.
Speaker 7: He's one was a roller coaster, so season two terrifying,
Speaker 7: terrifying from.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, that's almost the end of the show for now.
Speaker 2: Just remember join us on our social media at the
Speaker 2: cod TV. We'll also find a link for the Grim North.
Speaker 2: But thank you for watching and we'll see you all soon.
Speaker 1: Bye bye