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Speaker 2: You know, normally when we have a story on Idiotology
Speaker 2: about an elderly driver, it invariably morphs into the difficult
Speaker 2: conversation you have to have with mom or dad when
Speaker 2: they get up there and it's time to take the
Speaker 2: keys away.
Speaker 1: I told you the trick a listener taught me. I
Speaker 1: think it was a listener taught me or somebody did.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you in a minute, so when that
Speaker 1: time comes going, this.
Speaker 2: Isn't one of those. This is the opposite end of
Speaker 2: the elderly driver here. I think we got someone here
Speaker 2: who might well, we've got a leadfoot senior citizen woman
Speaker 2: ninety four years old. She's from Texas. It's like my grandma. Seal.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Perez from El Paso, Texas is out in visiting Oregon.
Speaker 2: She was pulled over on Interstate eighty four near Baker City, Oregon,
Speaker 2: cited for a couple of things. Failure to secure a
Speaker 2: child passenger in the vehicle, failing to yield to an
Speaker 2: emergency vehicle. Oh yeah, and going one hundred and six
Speaker 2: miles per hour in her four door Dodge Sedan. Are
Speaker 2: you kidding me? Ninety four year old going one hundred
Speaker 2: and six She had a toddler in the car. It
Speaker 2: does not say the age of the kids. It's a kid.
Speaker 2: I guess you got to be, you know, at least
Speaker 2: the seat belt going there. You know, Wow, that's way
Speaker 2: faster than my grandma seal. She she's remember the story
Speaker 2: with her. I haven't told this for over twenty years.
Speaker 1: She was flying down the road and she's like, get
Speaker 1: out of my way, right, and she finally goes around
Speaker 1: the guy and does this and looked over at him.
Speaker 1: It was Captain Kangaroo. Do you remember growing up Captain Kangaroos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my grandma's seal passed him, heard her left foot.
Speaker 2: Rest in peace.
Speaker 1: You and Oma are probably out there having some fun
Speaker 1: right now, simulators.
Speaker 2: That's big five asses.
Speaker 1: Oh, rest in peace, so mom, and then my grandma
Speaker 1: cil would be looking at her, going Betty Betty.
Speaker 2: Oh, also Elizabeth pres the ninety four year old lead
Speaker 2: foot from Texas that was speeding in We'regon one hundred
Speaker 2: and six months. Also no insurance. Oh guess Sance is
Speaker 2: sure ninety four?
Speaker 1: I ain't, so, you know for anything, the trick a
Speaker 1: good trick to uh see, like to prove to your
Speaker 1: parents that they shouldn't be driving anymore. Yeah, probably a
Speaker 1: koozie would work.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Just uh when we're you and I have a conversation
Speaker 1: you're my dad, and I'm like, Dad, you know you
Speaker 1: gotta quit, you gotta quit, you gotta look at me.
Speaker 2: You're a conversation Dad. You got because I'm gonna do something.
Speaker 1: Dad, you need to kind of, you know, stop driving
Speaker 1: like now, because you're really not You're really not good enough.
Speaker 2: The hell are you talking about? See?
Speaker 1: And then I would have thrown a koozie at you,
Speaker 1: if that was a kozie, and if you caught it,
Speaker 1: and then I'd say, that's how quick an accident could happen,
Speaker 1: and you didn't that coozy hit you right in the face.
Speaker 2: It could be a car, you could kill a family.
Speaker 2: Give me the keys, Dad, now. Not to try to
Speaker 2: doubt your little hack here, I'm willing to bet that
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people if you did that too,
Speaker 2: and you chuck the koozy had it would hit him
Speaker 2: square in the face, regardless of their age. I know,
Speaker 2: but still you can. It's it's true. I get the
Speaker 2: point you're trying to make because like it's like that,
Speaker 2: it's it's hey, this is how fast a car can
Speaker 2: pull in front of you.
Speaker 1: And look at how you reacted. You got it's not
Speaker 1: your fault. We all get old there's Uber ooh, you
Speaker 1: know they have Uber for teens. They should have Uber
Speaker 1: for the elder. They have an Uber for teens app
Speaker 1: and whatever Uber Elder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could come on. It's the only app on
Speaker 2: the phone with those big, huge numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they should do it Uber.
Speaker 2: I mentioned it first. They have that on those uh
Speaker 2: one of those called those phones that have just the
Speaker 2: big numbers. Not the flip fund there. It is a
Speaker 2: flip phone, but it's especially for old people. You can
Speaker 2: old phone.
Speaker 1: I'm over here inventing old Uber.
Speaker 2: Well, this makes sense with you know, the amount of
Speaker 2: stuff that's going on in space, news, amount of stuff
Speaker 2: you know, taken off left and right, it seems, and
Speaker 2: the eventual goal of trying to land on Mars with humans,
Speaker 2: I guess. To get out in front of what's inevitably
Speaker 2: going to be a problem, A group of astronomers have
Speaker 2: proactively called for a ban on space advertising. Good. I
Speaker 2: mean it, just stop and think about that for a second.
Speaker 2: It's getting ahead of the game. Let's let's think about
Speaker 2: advertising right now. How it is sponsoring high schools kids.
Speaker 2: You can't you would have to seal yourself in a
Speaker 2: room with nothing in the room, zip zilt zero nodded
Speaker 2: the windows nothing okay, I was gonna mention windows nothing
Speaker 2: just in a room with bare walls and a bare
Speaker 2: concrete full phone, no nothing nothing. If you really want
Speaker 2: to truly not be exposed to any.
Speaker 1: Advertising, it's everywhere. Somebody said Uber for blue hair, as
Speaker 1: we call it blueber.
Speaker 2: You can't. I like it, I love it, but you
Speaker 2: know it could be Uber silver, silver Fox, silver alert.
Speaker 2: Let's not confused, silver alerts witch. No, you're right.
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in, y'all ain't too far from AARP members
Speaker 1: any but any age can qualify for AARP.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? Yeah? That was a sick burn,
Speaker 2: a sickburn in your face. Cricket phone, Pat, cricket. That's it.
Speaker 2: Cricket is exactly what I was looking for. There. We
Speaker 2: acknowledge our fifty something ism afraid that's you know, hey,
Speaker 2: we do what we do. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. Can
Speaker 2: you imagine you're out at night for a walk on
Speaker 2: the beach at night, nice quiet, romantic walking. You look
Speaker 2: up THEIRS an ad scrolled across the sky and it's
Speaker 2: not like on one of those planes going by, just
Speaker 2: permanently up there.
Speaker 1: Anymorebit that through the Martians and the UFO people, all
Speaker 1: the aliens just look down and say, Okay, we didn't
Speaker 1: think it could get worse. It did hit the button
Speaker 1: and the whole earth just goes. I guess right, dust,
Speaker 1: and the time clock was ahead of itself.
Speaker 2: We're behind. And the hottest restaurant chain in America right
Speaker 2: now is I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna guess Red Lobster because of all the ads
Speaker 1: from Flavor Flame.
Speaker 2: No, no, nope, I'll give you a hint. Hottest restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a hint. I've told you that me
Speaker 2: and skinnerd have Bingo. That's the hottest during America. As
Speaker 2: far as increasing a year to year sales, they are
Speaker 2: blowing away everybody. They have great deals. They are up
Speaker 2: thirty last quarter alone, third straight quarter of double digit
Speaker 2: sales growth. How many restaurants would love to have that
Speaker 2: right now, good judge, and it's because of what you
Speaker 2: just said, great deals. They they are in a sorry
Speaker 2: fast food places, but they're hitting you. If you're kicking
Speaker 2: you in the ribs with the hard truth. You can
Speaker 2: go and have a sit down meal at Chili's better
Speaker 2: quality in most cases, and you'll end up paying less.
Speaker 2: Then you know if you go to try to have
Speaker 2: something comparable in a lot of these fast food places now, yeah.
Speaker 1: Like like burger fries and a drinking places. Right wow,
Speaker 1: Chili's that's a plus. Chili's is all cross all of Americas.
Speaker 1: That makes it easier, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I just was I'm looking for something here, just
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: While you look for that real quick. Somebody asked where
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Speaker 1: right motor Pat and Taco.
Speaker 2: I've been busy. Question did you see the text message?
Speaker 2: I say, yesterday? Shopping cart grill Hello Paramore out from
Speaker 2: the Are you talking like that? Is?
Speaker 1: That's how Paramore talks head Pat Taco. You see that
Speaker 1: he's talking about from the football game. I think it
Speaker 1: was the building game.
Speaker 2: I think it was Philadelphia fans who had the shopping
Speaker 2: cart chicken.
Speaker 1: Going yeah and a shopping cart chicken Paramore talked about
Speaker 1: during our podcast one day, and uh, it's where you
Speaker 1: have the shopping cart and you have charcoal on the
Speaker 1: rack beneath and then you're barbecuing something on the on
Speaker 1: the other rack. And this guy was cooking a slab
Speaker 1: of pig.
Speaker 2: Which we of course know what comes from pigs.
Speaker 1: Jenny babies back then.
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