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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But your

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots. I've decided that add new shine down to dance.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid Dance is my favorite current rock song right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That is great sauce, solid tune.

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<v Speaker 1>First time we played it, we both said, we go out,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a hit. Yeah, good tune them and I said

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<v Speaker 1>this before them in three days, grace, those those two

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<v Speaker 1>can write hits.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Well the track record to prove it. Uh huh

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<v Speaker 2>all right, uh oh, make sure you get your uh

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<v Speaker 2>you say we played votes in before nine. That is,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're interested in winning nine inch Nails tickets. You

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<v Speaker 2>do that at the jr Facebook page. Three song choices

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<v Speaker 2>where you say it. We played this Morning from Uh

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<v Speaker 2>we went kind of mellow this Morning with Pantera.

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<v Speaker 1>Three songs are a new level Cowboys from Hell or

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<v Speaker 1>this Love one with the most folks. We play back

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<v Speaker 1>at nine jr. Our Facebook page. You got about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, normally when we have a story on Idiotology

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<v Speaker 2>about an elderly driver, it invariably morphs into the difficult

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<v Speaker 2>conversation you have to have with mom or dad when

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<v Speaker 2>they get up there and it's time to take the

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<v Speaker 2>keys away.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you the trick a listener taught me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was a listener taught me or somebody did.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'll tell you in a minute, so when that

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<v Speaker 1>time comes going, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't one of those. This is the opposite end of

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<v Speaker 2>the elderly driver here. I think we got someone here

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<v Speaker 2>who might well, we've got a leadfoot senior citizen woman

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<v Speaker 2>ninety four years old. She's from Texas. It's like my grandma. Seal.

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<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth Perez from El Paso, Texas is out in visiting Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>She was pulled over on Interstate eighty four near Baker City, Oregon,

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<v Speaker 2>cited for a couple of things. Failure to secure a

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<v Speaker 2>child passenger in the vehicle, failing to yield to an

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<v Speaker 2>emergency vehicle. Oh yeah, and going one hundred and six

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<v Speaker 2>miles per hour in her four door Dodge Sedan. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you kidding me? Ninety four year old going one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and six She had a toddler in the car. It

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<v Speaker 2>does not say the age of the kids. It's a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you got to be, you know, at least

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<v Speaker 2>the seat belt going there. You know, Wow, that's way

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<v Speaker 2>faster than my grandma seal. She she's remember the story

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<v Speaker 2>with her. I haven't told this for over twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>She was flying down the road and she's like, get

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<v Speaker 1>out of my way, right, and she finally goes around

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<v Speaker 1>the guy and does this and looked over at him.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Captain Kangaroo. Do you remember growing up Captain Kangaroos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my grandma's seal passed him, heard her left foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Rest in peace.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Oma are probably out there having some fun

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<v Speaker 1>right now, simulators.

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<v Speaker 2>That's big five asses.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, rest in peace, so mom, and then my grandma

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<v Speaker 1>cil would be looking at her, going Betty Betty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, also Elizabeth pres the ninety four year old lead

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<v Speaker 2>foot from Texas that was speeding in We'regon one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and six months. Also no insurance. Oh guess Sance is

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<v Speaker 2>sure ninety four?

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't, so, you know for anything, the trick a

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<v Speaker 1>good trick to uh see, like to prove to your

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<v Speaker 1>parents that they shouldn't be driving anymore. Yeah, probably a

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<v Speaker 1>koozie would work.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Just uh when we're you and I have a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>you're my dad, and I'm like, Dad, you know you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta quit, you gotta quit, you gotta look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a conversation Dad. You got because I'm gonna do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad, you need to kind of, you know, stop driving

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<v Speaker 1>like now, because you're really not You're really not good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>The hell are you talking about? See?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I would have thrown a koozie at you,

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<v Speaker 1>if that was a kozie, and if you caught it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'd say, that's how quick an accident could happen,

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<v Speaker 1>and you didn't that coozy hit you right in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be a car, you could kill a family.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the keys, Dad, now. Not to try to

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<v Speaker 2>doubt your little hack here, I'm willing to bet that

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of people if you did that too,

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<v Speaker 2>and you chuck the koozy had it would hit him

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<v Speaker 2>square in the face, regardless of their age. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but still you can. It's it's true. I get the

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<v Speaker 2>point you're trying to make because like it's like that,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's hey, this is how fast a car can

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<v Speaker 2>pull in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>And look at how you reacted. You got it's not

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<v Speaker 1>your fault. We all get old there's Uber ooh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know they have Uber for teens. They should have Uber

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<v Speaker 1>for the elder. They have an Uber for teens app

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever Uber Elder.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it could come on. It's the only app on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone with those big, huge numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they should do it Uber.

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<v Speaker 2>I mentioned it first. They have that on those uh

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<v Speaker 2>one of those called those phones that have just the

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<v Speaker 2>big numbers. Not the flip fund there. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>flip phone, but it's especially for old people. You can

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<v Speaker 2>old phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over here inventing old Uber.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this makes sense with you know, the amount of

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that's going on in space, news, amount of stuff

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<v Speaker 2>you know, taken off left and right, it seems, and

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<v Speaker 2>the eventual goal of trying to land on Mars with humans,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. To get out in front of what's inevitably

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a problem, A group of astronomers have

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<v Speaker 2>proactively called for a ban on space advertising. Good. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it, just stop and think about that for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting ahead of the game. Let's let's think about

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<v Speaker 2>advertising right now. How it is sponsoring high schools kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you would have to seal yourself in a

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<v Speaker 2>room with nothing in the room, zip zilt zero nodded

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<v Speaker 2>the windows nothing okay, I was gonna mention windows nothing

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<v Speaker 2>just in a room with bare walls and a bare

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<v Speaker 2>concrete full phone, no nothing nothing. If you really want

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<v Speaker 2>to truly not be exposed to any.

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<v Speaker 1>Advertising, it's everywhere. Somebody said Uber for blue hair, as

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<v Speaker 1>we call it blueber.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't. I like it, I love it, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know it could be Uber silver, silver Fox, silver alert.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not confused, silver alerts witch. No, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody texted in, y'all ain't too far from AARP members

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<v Speaker 1>any but any age can qualify for AARP.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know that? Yeah? That was a sick burn,

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<v Speaker 2>a sickburn in your face. Cricket phone, Pat, cricket. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Cricket is exactly what I was looking for. There. We

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledge our fifty something ism afraid that's you know, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we do what we do. Yeah, yeah, so yeah. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you imagine you're out at night for a walk on

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<v Speaker 2>the beach at night, nice quiet, romantic walking. You look

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<v Speaker 2>up THEIRS an ad scrolled across the sky and it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like on one of those planes going by, just

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<v Speaker 2>permanently up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Anymorebit that through the Martians and the UFO people, all

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<v Speaker 1>the aliens just look down and say, Okay, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think it could get worse. It did hit the button

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole earth just goes. I guess right, dust,

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<v Speaker 1>and the time clock was ahead of itself.

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<v Speaker 2>We're behind. And the hottest restaurant chain in America right

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<v Speaker 2>now is I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was gonna guess Red Lobster because of all the ads

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<v Speaker 1>from Flavor Flame.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, nope, I'll give you a hint. Hottest restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a hint. I've told you that me

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<v Speaker 2>and skinnerd have Bingo. That's the hottest during America. As

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<v Speaker 2>far as increasing a year to year sales, they are

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<v Speaker 2>blowing away everybody. They have great deals. They are up

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<v Speaker 2>thirty last quarter alone, third straight quarter of double digit

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<v Speaker 2>sales growth. How many restaurants would love to have that

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<v Speaker 2>right now, good judge, and it's because of what you

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<v Speaker 2>just said, great deals. They they are in a sorry

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<v Speaker 2>fast food places, but they're hitting you. If you're kicking

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<v Speaker 2>you in the ribs with the hard truth. You can

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<v Speaker 2>go and have a sit down meal at Chili's better

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<v Speaker 2>quality in most cases, and you'll end up paying less.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you know if you go to try to have

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<v Speaker 2>something comparable in a lot of these fast food places now, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like burger fries and a drinking places. Right wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Chili's that's a plus. Chili's is all cross all of Americas.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes it easier, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just was I'm looking for something here, just

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>While you look for that real quick. Somebody asked where

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<v Speaker 1>I got my body scan. I did it at a

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<v Speaker 1>Life Imaging f L A great just email all text

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<v Speaker 1>you back. And then also Pat Paramore Brown checking in

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<v Speaker 1>right motor Pat and Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been busy. Question did you see the text message?

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<v Speaker 2>I say, yesterday? Shopping cart grill Hello Paramore out from

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<v Speaker 2>the Are you talking like that? Is?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how Paramore talks head Pat Taco. You see that

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<v Speaker 1>he's talking about from the football game. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was the building game.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was Philadelphia fans who had the shopping

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<v Speaker 2>cart chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Going yeah and a shopping cart chicken Paramore talked about

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<v Speaker 1>during our podcast one day, and uh, it's where you

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<v Speaker 1>have the shopping cart and you have charcoal on the

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<v Speaker 1>rack beneath and then you're barbecuing something on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the other rack. And this guy was cooking a slab

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<v Speaker 1>of pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Which we of course know what comes from pigs.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny babies back then.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a fun w j r R, Orlando's rock station,