Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back News Radio eight forty w hj S.
Speaker 1: Good morning. Is a rainy Friday here at Gorilla Master's
Speaker 1: supply in Middletown, just a couple of feet from Dwight's house.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, and we're gonna go over there to child
Speaker 1: protect it today because of his his uh, stupid little Achilles.
Speaker 2: Stupid little Okay, you say, stupid little Achilles. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you exactly what happened yesterday. I went to Ellis
Speaker 2: and Bodenhausen. All right, yeah, they're I walked in and
Speaker 2: they all the doctors, they start calling all the doctors
Speaker 2: in the room. Yeah, they said, they've never ever did
Speaker 2: you say me or him?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, they said they've never ever seen a case
Speaker 2: this severe.
Speaker 1: They did not laughing at you are they did not.
Speaker 2: So then so then here's what I'm telling you. Here's
Speaker 2: what they's Here's what I'm telling you. There we go,
Speaker 2: so I met, I'm at Ellis in Bodenhausen and they
Speaker 2: call in, uh, doctor Ellis, the biggest name there is there.
Speaker 2: He looks at it. He used, I don't know where
Speaker 2: this word looks. He scratched his head. He goes, I'm befuddled,
Speaker 2: and they looked at me. He said, yeah, they looked
Speaker 2: at me. He said, mister Whitten, a normal man would
Speaker 2: have died over there, That's what he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2: So then it gets worse. So it gets worse. So
Speaker 2: then they say we've got to fly in this surgeon
Speaker 2: from from northern California and his name was doctor Mike Solomon.
Speaker 2: And they said, well, how in the world can we
Speaker 2: get him here on time? So they had Eli Musk
Speaker 2: or Eon rocket shipping here. No, anyway, I want to
Speaker 2: say thank you to uh doctor Solomon and Ellis and Bodenhausen.
Speaker 2: It was a complete tour, complete tour in half. I'm
Speaker 2: looking complete tear? Is that it completely tared in half?
Speaker 1: It's a complete It's a complete tor Okay, now did
Speaker 1: it felt like a damn machine gun shot me in
Speaker 1: the back of the leg.
Speaker 2: But there's a toll so so tear. Yeah, okay, it's
Speaker 2: it was completely tared.
Speaker 1: It was a terror. It was.
Speaker 2: It was completely teared. Oh my god, Okay, I torn it?
Speaker 2: Is that better? I'll say, here's what doctor Solomon. Let
Speaker 2: me read. Let me read what he said from his
Speaker 2: From doctor Solomon's notes, and I quote doctor Solomon here,
Speaker 2: he tore it in half.
Speaker 1: All right, ruptured is what the word is? What he
Speaker 1: used which is not good? That's yet torn?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So grill masters, supply, Uh we're here today. This is
Speaker 1: one of the best food days that we have. It's
Speaker 1: a free lunch round eleven ish yeah, come on buy
Speaker 1: for a free lunch. Plus we'll be celebrating Tony Cruz.
Speaker 1: Not that we haven't celebrated him enough this week.
Speaker 2: Mean, what's going on? What's going on with Tony Cruise?
Speaker 2: I'm serious going on with Tony Cruz.
Speaker 1: He'll be headed this way for what I think Jackie's
Speaker 1: gonna come up and say bye to him too, So
Speaker 1: you know, you know what's.
Speaker 2: You know, you try to get me to get my
Speaker 2: wife up here? Is that we guilt shaming me into that?
Speaker 1: Is she at home?
Speaker 2: I've already torn, tear died my.
Speaker 1: It's a tear, a tear achilles an Achilles torn. So uh,
Speaker 1: come on up. We'll be here till noon, and Tony
Speaker 1: Cruz says goodbye after one thousand years.
Speaker 2: In radio, and listen, here's what we got on tap
Speaker 2: for you. The hog Father's Competition Competition barbecuers. Baby, they
Speaker 2: are practicing for a rib competition and you're the beneficiary
Speaker 2: because they have their competition style ribs up here this morning.
Speaker 2: Plus they're gonna have pulled pork sliders. You're gonna have
Speaker 2: a listen to this brisket, brisket baked beans. And we've
Speaker 2: had that, yes, and that's the same and of course
Speaker 2: mama slaw. Uh So come on by. It is a
Speaker 2: free launch Friday at grill Masters Supply, Shelbyville Road.
Speaker 1: We we I just heard in the news as John
Speaker 1: Channon was mentioning the new Brian Yearwood, the new j
Speaker 1: CPS superintendent. Uh in his old job as superintendent of
Speaker 1: the district. They did have one of those because you
Speaker 1: saw a couple of the videos and you didn't know
Speaker 1: if it was true or not to where they had
Speaker 1: drag shows in grade schools. Yeah, and you were just
Speaker 1: like why, why, why is that even well because this
Speaker 1: idea was that and like you said, yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2: Well because you know they were lacking drag shows. That's
Speaker 2: an advantage filling. Let me tell you, that's an advantage
Speaker 2: we didn't.
Speaker 1: Have feed that. We didn't have that advantage growing up.
Speaker 1: So there is some questions about the new superintendent. Uh
Speaker 1: that we don't know.
Speaker 2: Wait are you telling me that the Board of Education
Speaker 2: might have hired the wrong.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if he is or not. But he
Speaker 1: left his last job under a non disclosure. No, no
Speaker 1: one knows what's in it.
Speaker 2: He got left on his last job, didn't They ask
Speaker 2: him to leave.
Speaker 1: They gave him double his salary and asked him I
Speaker 1: have a nice day. The same thing with Marty non disclosure.
Speaker 2: Same thing with Marty Polio. He ran JCPS into the ground.
Speaker 2: They said, here's a seventy five thousand dollars raise. There
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: So Brian Heearwood, new guy. We'll see what happens with
Speaker 1: all that. But yeah, we we we sort of knew
Speaker 1: something was up. Look, frankly, who wants the job? I mean, seriously,
Speaker 1: who would want that job? That's any that has any
Speaker 1: sense like it's unwinnable and it's it's in the sane nightmare. Yes,
Speaker 1: you could say little money's pretty good, but you know.
Speaker 2: What, well, listen if you had the intestinal fortitude when
Speaker 2: you took that job to tell people how it is
Speaker 2: and say, you know what, I think it's absolutely ridiculous
Speaker 2: that we're doing X Y Z, but board members and
Speaker 2: then name the board members and East Press conference who
Speaker 2: are forcing you to do this behavior and just go
Speaker 2: ahead and expose it all. But they get in there,
Speaker 2: they like that fat salary, and they just keep their
Speaker 2: head down and screw the kids.
Speaker 1: We were looking at. We were looking at grills a
Speaker 1: little bit earlier. Here at grill Master's supply, you were
Speaker 1: solving you you actually hobbled over.
Speaker 2: I put my crutches on. Yeah, if you're just tuning in,
Speaker 2: I've got a torn Achilles tendon. And let me read
Speaker 2: this from doctor Michael Solomon, the surgeon yesterday at ELM.
Speaker 1: Do we have to do this every time?
Speaker 2: Here's my here's his response to the question I answered.
Speaker 2: I asked him this, dear doctor Solomon, what is worse
Speaker 2: a heart attack or a torn Achilles tenant? He said,
Speaker 2: by far achilles tendon, he says, way more risky.
Speaker 1: Right correct. Yes, yes, But the ones that you were
Speaker 1: looking at are the ones.
Speaker 2: That were These are the these are the po it's called.
Speaker 2: These are the new pit Boss navigators. Now here's the
Speaker 2: thing about the navigators.
Speaker 1: Taking it off boss.
Speaker 2: There's only one place that you could buy these here
Speaker 2: and that's a grow Master's supply. They're the only dealer
Speaker 2: that has the pit Boss navigators. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: places sell pit Boss, but not the navigator. And this
Speaker 2: thing is absolutely amazing. It can see her, it can grieal,
Speaker 2: it can smoke. It's a beautiful spelled like a tank.
Speaker 2: Now if you look over there, that's mine right there.
Speaker 1: Which one, the big silver one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big silverlan right there, that's going. That's going
Speaker 2: to the Whittinghouse. But come on buy, you're gonna love
Speaker 2: grow Masters Supply. Free lunch Friday with Tony and Dwight,
Speaker 2: and we're talking competition style ribs, pork butt, baked beans
Speaker 2: with brisket and coastlaw.
Speaker 1: All right, so food stamps in Indiana? Okay, you want
Speaker 1: to do food stamps in Indiana? Or Michigan man and
Speaker 1: his son's spotted bigfoot.
Speaker 2: I like a good squat story, right because people try
Speaker 2: to say stupid stuff like there is no subsquatch and
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Well that's true, there is no sasquatch. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: A Michigan father whoa hey, stop texting.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the joke of the day.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, A Michigan father and son say they think
Speaker 1: they saw the legendary Bigfoot. The two were out bowfishing.
Speaker 1: That's where you take a bow and arrow and you
Speaker 1: see through the water. Yeah, and you can shoot the
Speaker 1: fish with a bow and arrow.
Speaker 2: And then you got Then you got to honor the
Speaker 2: fish by eating his heart, right, because he gave his no,
Speaker 2: this non gender specific aqua dweller, gave him hers life. Yeah.
Speaker 2: For you, you.
Speaker 1: Dig the heart out with your teeth, just like gallam.
Speaker 2: You have to honor it all right.
Speaker 1: Bowfishing near Monroe, Michigan, on May eighteenth, when the father
Speaker 1: this just happened, so there might be a sasquatch invasion.
Speaker 1: When the father told the Bigfoot Research Organization that his
Speaker 1: dog starts running after the creature, creature who you call
Speaker 1: a creature which was up, which was up on two legs,
Speaker 1: as big as a bear and kind of looked like
Speaker 1: a gorilla, kind of looks like you. Then he said,
Speaker 1: the whole encounter happened so fast, he of course didn't
Speaker 1: have time to take a picture. Based on the extensive
Speaker 1: interviews conducted by the group, they find the man and
Speaker 1: the boy very credible. The Big Society did the Bethel
Speaker 1: Society is like, you said they're incredible.
Speaker 2: You said he was as big as a bear, so
Speaker 2: I gotta do my bear. Okay, bear walks into the bank.
Speaker 2: The robit sticks his gun to the teller says, stick
Speaker 2: him up, lady. She raises her hand. He goes, how'd
Speaker 2: you get so big?
Speaker 1: All right? Was that yoke of today?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, no, all right? Not so. I just saw somebody
Speaker 1: in Target and they're headed to Hilton Head and I
Speaker 1: was like, she goes, we're literally driving from Target to
Speaker 1: the airport, and I was like, hey, kind of hate you?
Speaker 2: Is Target opened this early?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What time they opened? I thought they opened It's like
Speaker 2: one of these we opened it ten third.
Speaker 1: A lot of times. Well the sign says hire, the
Speaker 1: signs says eight, but they opened at seven thirty.
Speaker 2: Really, can you see the final fifth? Ten? Okay, there
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: They were headed to Hilton and I kind of went
Speaker 1: to go, no, we're literally driving from here to the airport,
Speaker 1: and I went, I kind of hate you.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do too, especially when it's raining a little
Speaker 2: bit cool and you know your achilles tendon is torn.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, that's just.
Speaker 1: Me And I never thought having a direct flight would
Speaker 1: be like hitting the lottery.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Listen, like, what do you mean? It's because
Speaker 1: somebody says, you know, it's a DT fight. You're like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, how did you get a dress? That's
Speaker 1: a fight.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing because your risk is cut in half.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I hate, because I told Susan,
Speaker 2: because every time we go to Cabo, everything runs smoothly,
Speaker 2: and then as soon as we get back to Dallas
Speaker 2: Fort Worth, the wheels come off and you're screwed, four
Speaker 2: to five hour delay whatever, every single time. So I said,
Speaker 2: I wish if there were a direct flight from Cincinnati
Speaker 2: or even Nashville, I would rather drive that three hours
Speaker 2: and miss the frustration because I want to be sitting.
Speaker 1: Three hours regardless. Okay, yeah, they don't have them. Three
Speaker 1: things happened to me on my last flight. Not one, yeah,
Speaker 1: not two trays.
Speaker 2: Trace If you're listening, that means three in Spanish.
Speaker 1: I want to advertise for this airline because I want
Speaker 1: them to keep flying from here to Charlotte to Sound
Speaker 1: San Francisco. They got they just added some routes. They're
Speaker 1: called Breeze Airline.
Speaker 2: They call them the breeze. Yes, and the planes are
Speaker 2: brand new. Yeah, who's saying they call me the breeze
Speaker 2: Leonard Skinner? Okay, connect the dots, Leonard Skinner. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: So I got one, not one, one, not two, but three.
Speaker 2: So a direct flight, direct flight from.
Speaker 1: Charleston to Louisville beautiful. Okay. Two, I had the row
Speaker 1: all to myself. My gosh, no one in the no
Speaker 1: one in the art.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That's two, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And three Jackie had a completely different row.
Speaker 2: Oh my word.
Speaker 1: Huh dude, this is incredible, right, This is like I
Speaker 1: didn't know what I did to earn this, this distinction
Speaker 1: of direct flight whole road to myself, and accidentally booked
Speaker 1: Jackie in a different row.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do a story, but I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: it off till Monday because it's an airline story and
Speaker 2: we got to play sound.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right now, listen, okay. In all fairness with
Speaker 1: the wife thing, I only say that it's not it's
Speaker 1: not horrible to sit next my wife. What it is is,
Speaker 1: I'm the husband and the dad. I never get the
Speaker 1: window seat. So if it was just us too, she
Speaker 1: would get the window and you can do the You
Speaker 1: could do the jacket in the corner of your head
Speaker 1: and lean and sleep.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying that that she was in a
Speaker 1: different row. So I got the I got the lean
Speaker 1: and sleep.
Speaker 2: Why are you Why are you winking at me?
Speaker 1: Why you say that I'm not waking? That is absolute fault.
Speaker 2: Why are you waving your hands? That is right now?
Speaker 1: He's ladies and gentlemen, he's on some sort of man.
Speaker 2: Why are you waving your hands? Stop?
Speaker 1: Because his little strain on his achilles the complete parroted
Speaker 1: of my see this this uh, the Achilles the rupture.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the sequel, right, Achilles the.
Speaker 2: Ruptury.
Speaker 1: And then the next one was Achilles the rupture.
Speaker 2: Hey, grub Master's supply.
Speaker 1: Come on out.
Speaker 2: It is a free lunch Friday. The rain has broken.
Speaker 2: We're good for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: It's not true.
Speaker 2: As you know, amity means friendship. Come on by the listen.
Speaker 2: Here's what we got. We got the hog Fathers out
Speaker 2: here with their competition ribs. I know the hog Fathers personally.
Speaker 2: They have been they have been honing in his ribs
Speaker 2: for months. I'll talk to him every week. And we
Speaker 2: were smoking ribs, smoking ribs. That's what you get. They'll
Speaker 2: even give you their competition recipe. We have pork butt sliders,
Speaker 2: or I guess I should say pulled pork sliders. That
Speaker 2: sounds better, brisket baked beads, and Mama Hogs coast law.
Speaker 2: But right now it is time for joke dujore on
Speaker 2: our Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it was a short week. I'm feeling it.
Speaker 1: Rainy day. Sit home on your butt rest of the
Speaker 1: day if you can get home from work, but try
Speaker 1: to do your best. Johnny, by the way back in
Speaker 1: the studio, how are you? And is Tony Cruz headed
Speaker 1: our way?
Speaker 3: I don't know if he is left just yet, but
Speaker 3: he will be on his way shortly, I would imagine.
Speaker 2: Now there's an email. There's an email last night that
Speaker 2: went out and said, hey, when Tony Cruise gets off
Speaker 2: the air, let's all take his take pictures with him
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Like a funeral or a wedding. No, they don't take pictures.
Speaker 2: That propped me out of them anyway.
Speaker 1: You know, why is that a bad idea? Why is
Speaker 1: a funeral photographer a bad like you get one last
Speaker 1: picture with the dead guy?
Speaker 2: What I'm saying yeah, right right, No, the dead guy
Speaker 2: photo booth. That's where you go to say you're piece,
Speaker 2: you know, and still lay put him in a photo booth,
Speaker 2: you sit next down to him.
Speaker 1: And then all right, we'll running out of time here.
Speaker 2: If you're a funeral home, that one's on us.
Speaker 1: That's on us.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. This one comes courtesy to
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Speaker 2: he's strolling through the garden of Eden. Yeah, well, it
Speaker 2: comes across Adam, who's just sitting beneath a tree looking sad,
Speaker 2: and God says, hey, Adam, what's wrong, man? That's what
Speaker 2: I had Him looked at him and says, Lorna, I'm
Speaker 2: in paradise, but I'm so lonely. I feel empty without
Speaker 2: a partner. That's what he told God. And God says,
Speaker 2: I shall create from thy own flesh the perfect companion.
Speaker 1: Adam. It's in conveniently a rib.
Speaker 2: No, he says, oh sorry, h Adam goes, okay, what
Speaker 2: will cost me? He said, Well, God says it's gonna
Speaker 2: cost you one hand, one foot and one of your
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Speaker 1: back after this in Middletown, saying goodbye to Tony Cruz
Speaker 1: here we'll make fun of him when he gets here.
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Speaker 1: I want to talk to John right now?
Speaker 2: Hello there, Hey, hi John Alden.
Speaker 1: Uh. So you've listened to this broadcast all week and
Speaker 1: the guests that have been brought in for Tony Cruz
Speaker 1: as a young broadcaster, have you learned anything from some
Speaker 1: of these greats? You had the great Van Vance and
Speaker 1: Paul Rogers on, and of course we had the old
Speaker 1: bosses on and talking about how the the old days,
Speaker 1: and then John l yesterday a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Have you learned anything, Son?
Speaker 3: I'll say this the my number one takeaway and then
Speaker 3: maybe this maybe this shouldn't be my number one, but
Speaker 3: it's the most read number one. Of course. Van Vance
Speaker 3: is a witty dude.
Speaker 2: That dude.
Speaker 3: First of all, he has one of the best voices
Speaker 3: I've ever heard for radio. But that dude can come
Speaker 3: up with some some quick one liners, call them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whose voice do you like better?
Speaker 2: At mine and Tony's?
Speaker 3: Or oh definitely you and Tony. You all are the
Speaker 3: master class.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Van Vance is legit and he of course, you know
Speaker 1: the seventies were just so wrong and uh and if
Speaker 1: you know, if what's in the ABA is wrong, then
Speaker 1: I don't want to be right. But he would have
Speaker 1: the satin shirts, the gold chain and a cigarette hanging
Speaker 1: out of his mouth while calling the game. And you're like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get cooler than that. That's the cool again,
Speaker 1: It's just you can't. And then the unbelievable stories of
Speaker 1: the ABA player that refused to get on the plane
Speaker 1: machine the time machine because it was Indy or Saint
Speaker 1: Louis and it was one of them was an hour behind.
Speaker 1: And here was Saint Louis and it was an hour behind.
Speaker 1: And he took off at one and landed at one.
Speaker 1: He goes, I ain't getting on no time machine? Was
Speaker 1: an artist Gilmore, I don't think I don't think so.
Speaker 1: All right, So it's been a crazy week. And uh,
Speaker 1: and I listened to Nick Coffee yesterday, the guy that
Speaker 1: you used to work with, that you'll work with again
Speaker 1: on Monday. Uh. He was saying goodbye pretty much. And
Speaker 1: today's his last show? Are you calling into that show?
Speaker 3: I am calling into Nick's show this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Who does he have calling in? Do you know?
Speaker 3: He hasn't told me, but he may have a couple
Speaker 3: of surprises cooked up. I wouldn't wonder why.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask us. I'm not sure why he didn't. Well,
Speaker 2: let me hang on, let me check my email real
Speaker 2: quick to make sure.
Speaker 1: He did bring up goodbyes. And no one cried like
Speaker 1: a baby, more like a baby than neft Adam nef dude. Wait,
Speaker 1: the sad bit year old had I had been.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, when I retires, gonna be you'll never
Speaker 2: hear from me again. I'm erasing my social media now.
Speaker 1: Nep looked out the window when he was doing the
Speaker 1: crying part, because every time he looked over at me,
Speaker 1: I would whisper a word that he was hauding, like
Speaker 1: you'red blank substitute word for a cat. That's a pretty accurute.
Speaker 1: Uh so we'll see. Uh it's skittles. Uh so we'll
Speaker 1: we'll get Tony here. He didn't sound like he got
Speaker 1: too emotional on his loop. No he didn't, And I
Speaker 1: said bye by Yeah, so, uh he'll he'll come by
Speaker 1: here and Dwight, I will apologize. The sun is out, you.
Speaker 2: See, as you know, the sun is shining the spit
Speaker 2: of smoking. Amity, as you know, means friendship. I heard that,
Speaker 2: come on by grow Master's Supply. You do not want
Speaker 2: to miss this free lunch Friday. We're talking about competition
Speaker 2: Ribs by the Hogfathers that all they do is experiment
Speaker 2: with barbecue. They will give you the recipe their competition
Speaker 2: rib recipe. Plus we have pork sliders, brisket, baked beans,
Speaker 2: coast law and more. A free, all free, get here
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Speaker 2: waits a week anymore?
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 2: So we waited till the whole thing dropped. As we
Speaker 2: like to say in the industry, it was ribbed so good.
Speaker 1: But that's the guy. He put a lot of makeup on.
Speaker 2: It was like a regular guy, a super duper good
Speaker 2: looking guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know who he was, but no, oh gosh,
Speaker 1: he's really done some unbelievable work. No, it's like super
Speaker 1: duper used to Adventures. Oh yeah, and then then became
Speaker 1: serious actor guy.
Speaker 2: And then now he looks like me naked in The Penguin, Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's horrifying a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Uh, HBO had success with it. Lauren Lefrock
Speaker 2: was part of the executive producers on that project, and
Speaker 2: she says they're in the early stages. HBO is not
Speaker 2: the max of a spinoff series from Batman. Again, they're
Speaker 2: keeping a tight liped on who it is. And they
Speaker 2: said they're also in talks for the possibility of a
Speaker 2: second season of The Penguin. That's where you get screwed,
Speaker 2: is then. For example, we started watching this show on
Speaker 2: a streaming service. It was called The Bounty Hunter. It
Speaker 2: was Kevin Bacon, and basically what it is is he
Speaker 2: died and he went to Hell and then they bargained.
Speaker 2: They say, you're going back to Earth, but you gotta
Speaker 2: get all these demons back to Hell. I told you
Speaker 2: to watch it.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. I got a question for you though.
Speaker 1: Three inches So that's after the search. Oh it's pierced,
Speaker 1: which was so, uh, you've gotten into shape. You were
Speaker 1: an amazing shape. Yeah, I'm a circle. And then your
Speaker 1: destructive genes started taking over and you started gaining weight again.
Speaker 1: Because that's who you are, it's who I am. We
Speaker 1: have to destroy your own lives from within.
Speaker 2: That's what we do.
Speaker 1: We're broken people, we're entertainers. This is what we do.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of the self destructive joke. Guy walks up
Speaker 2: to a guy who says, I'm gonna give you seventy
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, but only if I can give seventy
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars to your own worst enemy or to
Speaker 2: your worst enemy. Yes, I've always wonted one hundred feet.
Speaker 1: I screwed the joke, all right. So so here's the deal.
Speaker 1: So you've put a little you got a little pooch back. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I do, I do, all right. So here's my thing.
Speaker 1: Darryl Isaacs stepped off this little thing last year and
Speaker 1: he blew out his by set, remember, and it was
Speaker 1: a simple movement. He didn't even do anything, but he
Speaker 1: got off his workout regiment. Yeah, he gained thirty five
Speaker 1: pounds and he was miserable. And now he's back in
Speaker 1: the shape. Yeah. Uh, are you afraid that this pushes
Speaker 1: you back into slovenly slob? Slob, miserable slop slob.
Speaker 2: I am scared today, Yeah, because I gotta tell you,
Speaker 2: like I can't even walk across a while crutch, and
Speaker 2: I can't walk across the kitchen with a cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: But yes and no, because now I'm BeTrapped. I can't
Speaker 2: really get up and go. But it's it's you have
Speaker 2: no idea how much of pain the ass it is
Speaker 2: to sit on my butt and go up the stairs
Speaker 2: from the basement and get to the refrigerator. So it
Speaker 2: might be might be beneficial. I might waste.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about you.
Speaker 2: I might waste to wait to nothing that there's a chance,
Speaker 2: there's a chance there's a chat.
Speaker 1: One of the chance you're gonna waste.
Speaker 2: There's a chance that I might with a weigh nothing.
Speaker 1: We tell the story all the time. I do it
Speaker 1: with the QC kinetics. I say, look, once you get
Speaker 1: that injury or you you know, you sit on the
Speaker 1: couch and then you gained that ten pounds, and then
Speaker 1: there's another five and then you don't want to get
Speaker 1: up because it okay, it hurts when you walk, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: All right, Let me drop this on you look at
Speaker 2: this cast. Yeah, okay, so doctor Solomon, the most genius
Speaker 2: doctor they had. They had five men from London to
Speaker 2: get this surgery, right, so.
Speaker 1: All the found a bunch of islands, right right, So
Speaker 1: look away.
Speaker 2: This is I can't well, I can't put weight on
Speaker 2: anyway because it hurts. But even if I could, the
Speaker 2: way this cast is positioned, there's no balance. So here's
Speaker 2: where I'm going. I can't even weigh myself.
Speaker 1: No, you can't even know.
Speaker 2: I can't even weigh my soul. No, so bad, it's
Speaker 2: just it's wild west, baby, So find out how.
Speaker 1: M I need you to take a picture before and after.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Yeah, I want to take a picture of
Speaker 1: your wedding day. And then I'm gonna put this picture
Speaker 1: all over the studio, all over the refrigerator at the studios.
Speaker 2: All right, if you want to know what he's referencing,
Speaker 2: I was so fat when I got married, I'll basically
Speaker 2: I look like John Goodman when John Goodman was John Goodman.
Speaker 1: Right, we're not exaggerating him anyway. If you went to
Speaker 1: Dwight's house and saw the wedding pictures, you would go.
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't know Susan was married before
Speaker 1: and b why would she have them up? Is he dead?
Speaker 1: Did he die? Well, that's what I say, because you
Speaker 1: cannot tell it's dhite. He's so fast.
Speaker 2: I wish you were joking. No, but there was like
Speaker 2: four chance. I'm completely round. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: I always tell people that's her first husband. God rest
Speaker 2: his soul.
Speaker 1: I know there's no doubt. You should tell people who
Speaker 1: was your brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then, like in the Bible, I had to
Speaker 2: step up. I had to step up.
Speaker 1: And marry Solomon. I'm not sure what Solomon.
Speaker 2: Solomon Solomon that reminds me my was doctor Solomon yesterday
Speaker 2: at eaton Alison Bowdenha.
Speaker 1: John, what's your worst injury?
Speaker 3: So I've never had a broken bone, but when I
Speaker 3: was I was either three or four years old, I
Speaker 3: busted my head open on a glass table and had
Speaker 3: to get stitches my forehead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened. We've always wondered what happened that.
Speaker 1: We wondered why your head was lost? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: wish I could tell you that. Well, that was the
Speaker 1: only thing that happened to me. But no, No, there's
Speaker 1: so many things. There's so many there's so many stupid things.
Speaker 1: They're like, Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: So what kind of a parent are you gonna be
Speaker 2: with the daughter there? Are you gonna be a bubble
Speaker 2: wrapper and humber overheard make showed nothing ever happens.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I will be.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if my wife will be either.
Speaker 2: See, I think I would be. I think I would
Speaker 2: be a horrible father because I would hear.
Speaker 1: A terrible father because you'd be so mad at everybody
Speaker 1: else that we're in your child's way.
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Man? It's terrible. No, but you know they're little.
Speaker 2: Hey, can't you see little Ossie's trying to walk next
Speaker 2: to my And guess.
Speaker 1: There's a happy middle right, Like guy was extreme. Never
Speaker 1: cry in front of my kids.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: If they fell down, they had to get up on
Speaker 1: their own. And if they were riding, you know, riding
Speaker 1: a bike or doing whatever, it's like, look, you gotta
Speaker 1: learn it. It's weird. It hits my car, We'll figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: That's weird because every time my dad looked at me,
Speaker 2: he cried.
Speaker 1: So. Uh. But the other day, so we I was
Speaker 1: with Jody dedinated a couple of the guys at school
Speaker 1: at church and a little kid comes by on his
Speaker 1: little BMX bike. I'll go, oh, look at that. It's
Speaker 1: a little dwighteh uh. And they were like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: gonna get hit. And I go, well, you gotta learn somehow.
Speaker 1: And the dad I didn't realize that yet. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the dad was standing there. He goes, exactly, that's
Speaker 1: my son. I went, great, we're all we're all in agreement.
Speaker 1: He runs that little thing out there in the street.
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Speaker 1: Oh hang on, you said biscuit brisket briscuit baked beans.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hey, okay, now we got Tony Cruse coming.
Speaker 2: We got Tony Cruz coming about. Come to say by
Speaker 2: to him. But uh, starting to get People say, you're
Speaker 2: so brave to do this broadcast with the torn meniscus. Really,
Speaker 2: I mean torn really Achilles tendon? Yeah, white, what makes
Speaker 2: you go on?
Speaker 1: I say, well, it's been a list of veterans of
Speaker 1: coming into the well.
Speaker 2: They say that I was inspiring. I was inspiring, and
Speaker 2: people ask me, why are you doing this? It's simple,
Speaker 2: it's for you. And there's the problems. Yeah, there's gonna
Speaker 2: be problems, like, for example, I can't get this cast wet,
Speaker 2: and that means the most devastating news to just hit
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Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, oh no, no.
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Speaker 2: Thank you to a friend of the show. Dear friend
Speaker 2: of the show, Colin Farrell. We were asking who's the
Speaker 2: super dupi good looking guy they made fat and ugly
Speaker 2: for the penguin. Is Colin Farrell?
Speaker 1: Correct?
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