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Speaker 1: There are one thousand UFO sightings reported around the world
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Speaker 2: Well, good evening, when welcome to Ma Maloney's No Tracksaw
show here in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is
Mac Maloney. Why what a show we have for you tonight.
We are broadcasting live from the stopped galleon every plump
and let me first introduce the members of the posse
for this very special show. Girls. Time for you to
sit down, get your fan, get your big box of Kleenex,
your big box of wipes. You're squeegee and ilube. Because
he's here. You can feel his vibe across the pump,
a very famous one one money.
Speaker 6: Hey Mac, everybody at the Starboard Galley Restaurant and Water
Street and New Report. I wish I was there dining
with you and absorbing not only the vibe but the brew. Yes, well, everybody,
welcome to the show. And I am broadcasting from across
the pond, across from the Atlantic Ocean, here in the
lofty country of England otherwise known as the UK, and
just across the channel from where the Paris Olympics used
to be.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, is anyone woken up from that yet?
That was the biggest news in Olympics history. It has
to be the Great Britain team. Great Britain did pretty well. Yeah,
considering it's such a small country.
Speaker 7: Did you did you see the Australian breakdancer? We did
you see her like walking around London at all?
Speaker 2: The voice?
Speaker 7: And if you do, can you kick her in the
teeth for me?
Speaker 8: Please?
Speaker 2: Right, let's let me introduce it for us before you
start jumping on Australian break a gun one. Thanks for
joining us now you say you want to you wish
you were here? What to pay your botta?
Speaker 6: Still really hanging out there?
Speaker 2: Okay, yes they have a hanging on the wall.
Speaker 6: I thought they wrote it off by now.
Speaker 2: Anyway, thanks wanting for joining us. Also with us is
our international correspondent down there in my sister's tank top
West Virginia switch played Steve Ward switchy.
Speaker 9: Great to be here tonight.
Speaker 2: What's new with you? Everything?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 9: Uh, I'm having major plumbing problems?
Speaker 2: Oh really again? Did the Kopec night?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 9: Well, I wish I wish that wish was that easy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, then you have plumbing problems before? Yeah, yeah,
same same thing. Everything is backed up. It's worse this time.
Don't say obstruction for open fight, but the plumber was
supposed to come today. He got tied up. Oh so
allegedly he'll be here tomorrow. Yeah, maybe we can solve
the problem. Yeah, I'm sure that will happen. Well, okay,
sympathy to you, switch, but everything else okay, uh yeah, okay.
Is that a cat in the background, Get that cat
out of there place.
Speaker 9: No, that's mouth man.
Speaker 2: Okay. Also with us is our international security chief, Willie
Club w C. How are you?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 12: I'm doing really good today. I again, you know, some
days they wake up and I'm amazed by how good
I feel. I can't hindpoint why. Interesting, but maybe because
I knew the show was a big deal tonight, you
guys being in front of a live audience and all that,
and yes, but yeah, I'm doing good and I'm happy
to hear you. You and l probably what walk there tonight?
Speaker 2: No? No, we did not. We probably could yeah yeah yeah, no,
Well it's it's a little bit too fout a walk.
Speaker 12: Well you I dot you walk four miles a day?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: I ride my bike fifteen miles.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, the electric screwed.
Speaker 2: I send you the video? No, no thanks, okay, okay, uh, anyway,
everything okay, with you. What kind of junk food you
have tonight? Do you have something you're reveal later on?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 12: Yeah, not un special. You know, my my granddaughter's been
staying with us for a while now, and okay, so
I'm going to have some new things showing up there.
I know she has different tastes than me, so I'm
pretty excited about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can tell. Okay, thanks club for joining us.
We appreciate great to be here. Also with us is
up there is a favorite good witch up there and
sideways with this raven. How are you, hi, my.
Speaker 14: Friends, I'm doing great.
Speaker 15: Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 7: Your arm pit game tonight is trash?
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's trash.
Speaker 2: Can I introduce you first before you start trashing? The
second person on the show, Raven, you're looking full with
on a ride at tonight? Was that the idea I'm.
Speaker 15: Really channeling Lydia Deets today?
Speaker 16: I noticed because I put my hair up in like
this little like half up, half down, you know, ponytail thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely similarly there.
Speaker 2: Yeah she ate so you know, all right, well, thanks
for joining us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Looking at what are you talking at you now? With
the hair up and everything and long hair down. It's
like one of the Rawnetts.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, I guess right, Okay.
Speaker 13: At Pulaski, Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 15: Because I gotta always bring it back.
Speaker 2: Also, so we we here at the Stubb and Yallley
doing the show as a podcast tonight and to you
see it tonight, he's the guy who put it all together.
So put your hands together for TUCKA Coca Carlson. No,
wait a minute, that isn't it. What is it that
every week? I don't know, Trevor Coca Tucker Carlson, that's it?
Speaker 9: Are you?
Speaker 7: I'm doing really well. I'm uh loaded up on laurazepam
and we diet coke. So wow, take through my bag
and be fine. Yeah, I'm here. I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And you driving, No.
Speaker 10: Sarah's driving?
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me? Stop it?
Speaker 2: Also with us here as a good friend, Sarah Lee,
you got to get away. Drive it tonight, Sarah. How
are you?
Speaker 14: I am doing great? Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: You work for the Pentagon, don't you know? Didn't someone
tell me that? Don't you work for the military or something.
Speaker 17: I used to be associated with military programs, but I
never worked directly for them.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a denial of something.
Speaker 14: I work on radar. Yeah, that's my specialty.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well that's good. Well, thank you for
helping us set up here to night too. Okay, but
you also was showing us that we're not a TV
show yet, that you are a very talented costume person
Halloween costumes.
Speaker 14: Right, yeah, well not just Halloween.
Speaker 17: I also do anime cosplays as well, So I got
some you know, good nerd cred, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I didn't know how to pronounce it until
you just said. A cosplay is something as big in Japan.
Speaker 17: Right, it's big in the US too. There's conventions here,
and what is it exactly?
Speaker 2: You dress up like a schoolgirl?
Speaker 17: Right, some people do, and both men and women and
everything in between dress up like school girls.
Speaker 7: Okay, we can get you to dress up as a
schoolgirl and I can come to.
Speaker 2: The Yellow can arrange that.
Speaker 7: Let's do a live podcast from anime Boston address as
a school girl. Take Yeah, Raven would drive that down
for that.
Speaker 10: We have to point of years and stuff.
Speaker 7: That's fine, Fine.
Speaker 14: This can be arranged.
Speaker 2: Sarah can actually make it, really, please don't.
Speaker 14: I just need to get your measurements.
Speaker 2: We should also say that we have some celebrities here
in the audience with us tonight, so the camera couldn't
see them, but we'll clap them in anyway, and let's
really clap. It's uh Pizza, Tom, Pistol, Pete. Captain Kyle
is here. Captain Kyle, you actually get out of the end,
and they Buddy Mike and the Buddy Mike is here
with them too, Thank you Mike. We'll sweeten that up.
So well, here we are the first live podcast really
from of the show from the Stubb Galley. And why
don't we do this when we go right into the
top ten rave?
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, Okay, now I'm really nervous.
Speaker 2: I forget what they are.
Speaker 16: You sent me Top ten reasons why Space Aliens don't
vote for president.
Speaker 2: Top ten reasons why Space Aliens don't vote for president. Okay,
let's start the music here and please raven number ten.
Speaker 15: All right, Their bulbous heads won't fit in the voting booth.
Speaker 2: See big in the vote Okay, body shaming man, Well, okay,
all right, get it over.
Speaker 7: He just wanted you to say bulbous thank you, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2: Number nine.
Speaker 16: Please, they tried to vote, but got rounded up, thrown
on a bus and dumped on the other side of
the real ground.
Speaker 15: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Number eight please right right.
Speaker 15: They wish Eisenhower was running again.
Speaker 6: You know what, I wish she was too, like everyone does,
I like ike with the slogan next please.
Speaker 2: These are the top ten reasons why space aliens don't
vote for president.
Speaker 16: Number seven, Why vote for the president of an ant colony?
Speaker 2: Why vote for the president of an ant colony? That
was funny? And one oct this aptima? All right? Next
please right.
Speaker 15: Number six.
Speaker 16: They mailed in their absentee ballots from fifty light years away,
but the post office lost them somewhere around Saturn.
Speaker 2: Where's the crickets in the yea?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you need a cricket. Oh no, that's not crickets.
That is not crickets.
Speaker 15: That made it sound good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Next please, raven.
Speaker 15: Number five. They already have an orange dictator.
Speaker 7: Oh look at look at Look at club clubs bringing
bringing out the big guns.
Speaker 10: Look at how big that is that? Next please rave
number four.
Speaker 16: Number four, they're still waiting for that big bag of
coke hunter promised them nothing.
Speaker 7: Okay, wow, it's because Al's got the coke in a
shoe box underneath the bed.
Speaker 2: Wow's the time to be the way to go? Now's
the time? Please, number to.
Speaker 10: Be with you?
Speaker 7: Please, I'm done.
Speaker 15: Number three.
Speaker 16: Uh, they're planning to vaporize the earth soon anyway, So
what's the point?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay? Number two? Please?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 15: Hey, if club ain't running, they ain't voting.
Speaker 2: If club ain't running, they ain't voting. Okay, all right,
And now this.
Speaker 16: Is the number one reason why aliens don't vote for president.
Speaker 15: They're too busy their couches.
Speaker 2: A little topical. We appreciate. Why don't we do this?
Speaker 15: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Why don't we recover and take a commercial break?
Speaker 4: Now?
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That's yeah, what you ready? I'm sorry, this is adult.
What's what's the last thing you want to hear after you?
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Speaker 18: This is Macwhoni for the entire gang, saying be safe,
be happy, and bye bye, Okay, the show's over.
Speaker 19: Hey, kbra, what are we going to eat tonight? Well, gentlemen,
what do you feel like? China eats Italian sushi?
Speaker 6: How about we go where they have the best hamburger.
Speaker 10: In the world?
Speaker 5: And where would that be?
Speaker 6: One one only the Starboard Gally.
Speaker 20: Starboard Gally. They're a great seafood place, but they're a
Newbury portant.
Speaker 6: We're an extra, but they're only twenty minutes away down
Route ninety five. And believe me, they have the best
hamburger in the world.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Okay, boys, licensed registration. Where's the fight? You clown's going
through the sarkness.
Speaker 5: Ernahri just to get the best hamburger in the world.
Speaker 4: And where's that Gally?
Speaker 5: That's the Starboard Gallley.
Speaker 21: You newburg a great seafood place, yes, but they make
a great hamburger too, and they start with the best.
Speaker 2: Peat, super fresh buns, great topics.
Speaker 5: Plus it's only twenty minutes. If weave from next to
the twenty five reportsman that with.
Speaker 4: A police as god buddy, light them up, switchblade.
Speaker 3: Starboard Galley, They're here.
Speaker 20: That's the Starboard, Gally fifty five Water Street, ubray Born
Gray Seafood and the best Hamburger.
Speaker 5: In the world.
Speaker 15: And tell them one ones.
Speaker 8: That you were.
Speaker 2: Welcome back in one to Backlane News mil Track Cell show.
Here in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. Wow,
what a show we have for you tonight. We're broadcasting
live podcasting live from the stove in Galley. Our favorite
buyer in tow we bought masks. Let me introduce you
to the posse. Girls. You can feel his vibe, you
know he's here, very famous. One one across the Puddlewonie.
Speaker 6: Hello, girls, Hello everybody, Welcome back to the show. It's
been fun so far and we're just kicking it off.
We're just getting started.
Speaker 2: I want to hear something ironic. Copy, want to hear
something ironic. Wannie, What I just I just had fish
and chips. When's the last time you had fish and chips.
Speaker 6: It's been a while, it really has been. It's been
like months. Really, I really don't know why. It's only
because we haven't really hit up a good restaurant that
has good fishing eating allowsy fish and chips out there.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they're really you were eating them for breakfast
there for a while, right, what's that You were eating
them for breakfast there for a while, like those.
Speaker 6: Close to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's boring over there. Just admitted this.
Speaker 6: The fish and chips truck that used to come by
and there was a death in the family and they
kind of stopped the business.
Speaker 2: It was the best excuse really on the truck anyway.
Speaker 6: And deliver right, you would. He would make his rounds
it come to your town and you knew when he
was coming, and you've got to the truck and he
had music like like the ice cream here. Wow, huh,
the kids, you're not the same kind of music.
Speaker 2: Listen, just just admit it now for the world to hear.
England's boring. Right when you say it's a little boring
over there.
Speaker 6: It is. If you if you don't like football, which
is soccer soccer, no one does. You don't like rugby,
if you don't like cricket, you're done and you just
might as well kill yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah really that bad? Huh?
Speaker 6: Okay, it's really all about sports really, yeah, called sport
and they're so bad at it too, which is pretty
bad at it. Well, I don't know. The the presenters
are pretty good, the announcements whatever that is, the shows, yeah, okay,
the coverage is pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you just proved your point because you're
boring us. Hang on, also with us is our international
correspondent down there in tank top, West Virginia. I can't
see it more than once. Switch play Steve Wood, switchy tonight.
Okay and and and uh, everything is wonderful. It's your
it's your brand.
Speaker 9: Yeah, brother, Well yeah, I'm beyond wondering.
Speaker 2: Oh beyond wonderful. I'm sorry I got I got the
wrong tattoo, I dropped my script. Yeah, you're having plumbing problems? Correct?
Oh god, yes, okay, all right, well you are in
West Virginia. Doesn't that? Is there a correlation.
Speaker 9: Appalachia?
Speaker 2: Yes? Look at why don't we change? Why don't we pivot?
As the kids say, how was your breakfast today?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 2: This is first not bad. This is going to be bad.
I can tell I.
Speaker 9: Expected the plumber to be coming sometime this morning.
Speaker 10: There's your first in a way of food.
Speaker 9: In the house. So I made a baloney sandwich.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, yeah, hang on, hang on? Is he growing?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 7: Is it a fried baloney sandwich.
Speaker 9: No, I guess was kind of aheard. So I I
had some eggs but I didn't couldn't make them. And
actually it was sly bread, so good job Sarah. You
Sarah's bread, yes, and two slices of thin blowing.
Speaker 10: I didn't.
Speaker 9: I didn't have any mayonnaise or mustard on it.
Speaker 2: Wow, just you did it beer.
Speaker 9: I know ravend is just salivating now to think about
eating the money.
Speaker 2: She might be vomiting.
Speaker 15: Over here.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, well that's that's new. That's a new. It's
better than you know, the five ton biscuit you usually
eat it. Who it is? Thanks Switch, Thank you for
that my pleasure.
Speaker 9: We're going to break it up sometimes.
Speaker 2: Right, I understand, makes it up a little bit. Also
with us is our international security chief, Willie Club w C.
The adult in the room. How are you?
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm doing great, Thank you.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 12: We're sitting here enjoying watching you guys eat Vienna okay,
all right, staring at you on zoom. But other than that,
but I was, you know, I've been thinking now about
Switch's problem there, and I think I figured it out.
It's that Hooters stuff, you know that really it was
hard for your for your system plumbing system to digest.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the personal plumbing system apparently, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 12: It sounds to me. Switch tells us that it's his uh,
his actual you know, seeing that he sits on down there,
that has some problem. And I think what happens is
in West Virginia, you know, they don't have real plumbing
like we.
Speaker 2: Do about this. Okay, world, So that we know that.
Speaker 12: Got a lot easier, you know, So i'd suggest Switch
that maybe you studying a little less of the hooters
and more that baloney because goes pretty quick.
Speaker 2: What are we talking about here?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right? The Switch was writing that down, so he's
got thank you appreciate it. Also with us is favorite
good witch up there in Sideway's New York graven. This
is what it's raving.
Speaker 15: How are you hi, my friends.
Speaker 13: I'm doing great. I'm a little sore today. I fell
off of my yoga wheel this morning. Other than that,
I'm good.
Speaker 7: That's the whitest shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 6: Wheel yoga yoga wheel.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's like a wheel. It's like a little circle.
It's like ten inches around.
Speaker 13: And I was like, oh, like, my back was super tight,
so I was like, let.
Speaker 16: Me just roll out on it, and you know, you
roll on your back on it, and it like you know,
stretches everything.
Speaker 15: And instead I fell off of it and onto my weights.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 15: I was waiting for the bruise to don't you have.
Speaker 2: To show up?
Speaker 6: You hitting the ribs with a ten pound weight or something? Right?
Speaker 15: Pretty much? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow? She's also with us? Is speaking of dessert? Is
Sarah Lee a good friend? Sarah Lee? How are you? Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 14: I'm doing well.
Speaker 2: You there was a rooman that you work for the Pentagon.
That's not true.
Speaker 14: That's not true.
Speaker 2: But you work in radar, right, I do work on
who pays who buys radar other than the military?
Speaker 22: You know.
Speaker 14: It's also in your car?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Do you have automatic cars control? You just bought a
new car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess radar in your So you work.
Speaker 2: For the big auto companies? Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 17: I don't work for any of the radar companies right now.
I make software that those companies might use.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, all right, if you haven't boat the radars airplanes?
Speaker 2: So how do you get to be a radar? Do
you go to school.
Speaker 14: I did not go to school at M I T.
Speaker 17: But I did go to college. Yeah, I went to
Stevens and Northeastern. Actually one one I know you went
to Northeastern as well.
Speaker 6: Northeast.
Speaker 14: I was also double background is electromagnetics?
Speaker 2: Oh? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Antennas?
Speaker 2: Antennas?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Didn't they go out of fashion now with cable? Uh?
Speaker 8: No? Uh?
Speaker 14: And actually I still have one in my house.
Speaker 10: Do you really?
Speaker 14: Why am I going to pay for stuff that's free
over the air?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, Okay, if you have troubles with your RF, you
know the radio station that can help out with that.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is r F?
Speaker 14: Radio frequency?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I went to school in Boston. Don't blame me.
Speaker 15: Then I knew that one, and I went to community.
Speaker 10: College the radio station, thanks for doing. You want to
play with an antenna?
Speaker 6: Boy?
Speaker 10: That's the baby?
Speaker 2: Watch it the only sitting Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 17: I worked on long range airborne surveillance radars for a
while too.
Speaker 2: Really yeah? And do they work? Do they work? Really?
Speaker 14: They do?
Speaker 22: So.
Speaker 2: I've heard that the Navy has such sensitive RADA and
they have a place called Autech which is actually in
the Bahamas, which is the Navy Area fifty one at
tech A U T e C. They have such tell
us what's going on.
Speaker 7: You're not going to get ship out of her?
Speaker 2: No, no, let's try. They have such sensitive rad out
there that they can hear Russian bomb is going over
the top of Norway. Yeah, okay, that's a stock look
like an educated truck. Yes, it sounds plausible. Who I
just realized I haven't introduced the getaway driver now.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm happy to sit in the background and just
take it all in.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, sounds dirty, But listen, how are the bees there? Dude?
Speaker 10: Yea, the bees are crazy. These are still doing weird stuff.
A couple more weeks, I'll go back in the hides
and shift. There's anything worth taken out? So far?
Speaker 2: Worst year, worst year ever? I should say that. Also
in our audio here is pistol pe falclony. We're going
to clap for you, Pete. Get another drink? Will you please?
We do a little uh here. I don't have to
pay for anyone. Maybe take a little mic time later
on in the show, Pete, what do they say? Okay?
After another next week, I give a shot too, like pizza. So, Sarah,
you were telling us off. Here about an interesting book
that you just read. Okay, what's the name of it.
Speaker 14: The book is called The Man Who Folded Himself?
Speaker 2: The Man Who Folded Himself? Okay? Is it a new book?
Is it recent?
Speaker 14: It was written back in the seventies?
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I thought I heard the title. Who's the
author again?
Speaker 17: So I'm not sure if I'm going to pronounce it correctly.
But his name, I think is David Gerald or Gerald? Okay, sure,
but he's actually known for writing The Trouble with Tribbles
that starts.
Speaker 2: Oh that that episode Switchy You heard that right?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sure, yea, So well, he must have made a lot
of residuals so that I would.
Speaker 14: Think I would hope so well.
Speaker 2: So what's it about? Is it a love story about
two love struck kids? Who read?
Speaker 14: This story? Is about a man named Dan?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 14: Raven? Has it Raven? You can chime in too.
Speaker 15: I don't have it, but I'm about to order it.
Speaker 17: All Yeah, So there's gonna be some major spoilers, unfortunately,
but I still hope people will read it. So as
much as I'm going to joke about this book, I
genuinely really.
Speaker 14: Loved this book and for a long time.
Speaker 17: It was out of publication, and they've recently republished it
because it is so much fun.
Speaker 2: So much fun. Okay, so give us a elevator pitch.
What is it about?
Speaker 17: Okay, so let's start off with a question. Imagine you're
a young nineteen year old man. Okay, you just had
spent a lot of time where you were just getting
two thousand dollars a week that you could just waste
on whatever you wanted.
Speaker 14: All of a sudden, God, money goes dry. Right yep,
Your uncle Jim.
Speaker 17: He gives you an inheritance, which is a time travel belt.
Speaker 2: Time travel belt, what would.
Speaker 14: Your nineteen year old.
Speaker 2: Self do had to go back to racetracks and bed
ahead of time? No, okay, well.
Speaker 17: It's funny that you mentioned that actually, because that's actually
one of the things that he does.
Speaker 2: Oh really okay, all right, well can we re reverse that?
So yeah, so go ahead. So what year is this
all happening?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 15: So?
Speaker 17: The book it doesn't really have a timeline that you
would call like a natural chronological order, right, because it
kind of goes all.
Speaker 14: Over the place.
Speaker 17: All right, yep, at least I think the book was
written in nineteen seventy three, and so you could presume
that that's when it started. They actually had updated some
of the events that happened in the book, so that
some of the current events, big events that have happened
within the last twenty thirty years are present in the book. Now, okay,
but you can imagine when you first start out, you
might go to the horsey races, right, make some bets, right,
and he has an older version of himself named Don
who's going to guide him through this whole process, all right,
and so when he goes to the horse races, he
has this done. The next day he realizes Dan is done,
and he has to be done.
Speaker 2: For Dan, okay, chance at some point.
Speaker 15: So it just.
Speaker 17: Gets so much more complicated from there, really, And so
Dan does a lot of things that you would probably
do if you had a time travel belt, like go
back in time to some of the big events, maybe
even try to stop certain things from happening at.
Speaker 2: All, kill baby Hitler, that type of stuff exactly.
Speaker 17: So you can't really kill baby baby Hitler, right, because
he's not Hitler anymore. It's just that timeline that never happened, okay, Aldox.
He starts having poker games with himself. He just has
an ongoing party at a house and it just has
lots of versions of himself from multiple timelines.
Speaker 2: Really, it's a boring potty though. It's like twenty versions
of yourself that type of thing.
Speaker 17: Maybe, But this is one of those things when you
start seeing all these versions of yourself, you think maybe
I should myself.
Speaker 8: That's I'm.
Speaker 17: I mean, do you do you masturbate?
Speaker 14: I mean, like, is this is this gay? Is it
just masturbation?
Speaker 2: They were UFOs in here anyway?
Speaker 17: No, But there's lots of him having sex with himself
younger versions, older version.
Speaker 14: He goes back in time, decides he wants to have
a child.
Speaker 17: He goes to the time before he was born so
that he can actually create a female version of himself
called Diane. Diane also has her version of Don whose
name is Donna. So Diane is also having sex with
herself Diane, and.
Speaker 2: Wow, when's the movie coming out?
Speaker 14: Yeah, he has sex with himself.
Speaker 17: Like, like I said, all versions male female. He decides
that he likes having sex more with the male version
of himself because he doesn't have to fit in stereotypical
gender roles, right, And what do you think like how
ridiculous this is, But I mean, like, who can love you?
Speaker 14: You right right?
Speaker 15: I mean there's no.
Speaker 14: Misgivings or feeling uncomfortable.
Speaker 17: You have the same exact body, You know what you like,
if you get what I mean.
Speaker 6: A healthy person is able to love himself exactly.
Speaker 7: But it doesn't sound like I'm looking at up this
serious book the way you're pitching it, like it sounds
like it's very humorous or.
Speaker 17: It is very serious.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 17: And so Dan, the original Dan, is chronicling this whole
thing in a journal that he's writing because this was
one of the stipulations from his uncle, Jim Okay Okay,
was to keep a journal, and so he's journaling this
whole time. He decides that he wants to have a
child with Diane, his female version. Right, Diane wants a daughter,
Dan wants a son. Comes full circle because Dan has
a son in his timeline, and his son is himself.
He is his own father and his own mother.
Speaker 2: For your local people, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 9: Even though like.
Speaker 7: Plot wise and structurally, it doesn't have anything. These don't
have anything to do with each other. But you and
I both deeply love the film Senectick in New York,
and it sounds like this. This one's called Senectic.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's different. That movie is amazing.
Speaker 7: And it's really and it's this book sounds like it's
as emotionally complex as New York. Is that one of
the reasons why you it is.
Speaker 14: A very emotional book.
Speaker 17: And when it comes to the end, Dan so the
original Dan, how's that journal?
Speaker 14: And then he reads that journal and he.
Speaker 17: Asks to decide if this is the life that he
wants to lead because he inherits the time belt again,
so it loops all the way back around, and you know,
this is really tasking, you know, And and it's one
of those things when you become almost like a god
with his time belt, Like, who else would you want
to have as a lover than yourself?
Speaker 2: I could think of both thrying about it.
Speaker 10: It would be a fairly short list, but I would
not be on it.
Speaker 2: I Meantand the premise though, if the guy loves himself
so much that he wants to get it on.
Speaker 17: Him, so yeah, I mean you could say that he's
a true narcissist right.
Speaker 2: Well, now would makes sense. Yeah, wow, So when's the
movie coming out?
Speaker 15: And they should make that a movie. But I want
to read the book. That sounds great.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the man who folded himself?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The author again, David Girl.
Speaker 10: It was.
Speaker 2: He a big sci fi author.
Speaker 14: He's written quite a few books.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, he's still around.
Speaker 14: I actually don't know.
Speaker 2: At the top I had, Yeah.
Speaker 10: You check it out.
Speaker 12: He's probably in one of the nuthouses.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, probably died penniless.
Speaker 9: He some Star Trek books.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did, Yeah, he did, he did. He really? Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, wrote something about the series and about him writing
the Trouble with Troubles. But he also did a wrote
one called a Galectic Whirlpool, which was excellent.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, Well he's been a out of money.
I'm sorry. I can just tell him. Sarah, Thank you
very much. Uh no, I think we're good good. Yeah,
you know we'll win the way that comes and say
anyone needs to drink and we say no. So look, Sarah,
thanks thank you very much for that book report. We appreciate.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I need to Okay.
Speaker 2: So when do we do this? Why don't we recover
somehow and we'll take a commercial break. Are you listening
to Macloney's Military sound show here on the Distant Thunder
Radio Network. The whole gang is here. Please stay tuned.
Speaker 1: And now the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of
max latest bestseller, How to Dump a Body at Sea
and not Get.
Speaker 23: Caught mccloney show.
Speaker 7: This is Lois.
Speaker 22: Hello, Lois Alferrari.
Speaker 23: Hi, Al, how's the book tour going?
Speaker 22: Couldn't be better?
Speaker 24: Sweethought? Now when I say Max's new book, how to
Dump a Body and see and I get caught as
selling like hotcakes, I mean, with lots of deer of ana,
lots of bacon's practically flying up the best seller list.
Speaker 23: That's great, Al, but I'm not surprised. People must be
amazed when you tell them how you turned an old
toyota into a new role.
Speaker 24: Ye Oh, when I turned all low was a bunch
of quarters into a fortune in gold of bloom.
Speaker 23: Or when you had that ikey job moving bodies.
Speaker 22: Oh, when I hate an ounce of hotees and so god.
Speaker 23: Oh gosh, really, Al.
Speaker 22: Really, Lois?
Speaker 2: And he says, so the book.
Speaker 23: Is stilling great and people love hearing about your adventures.
Speaker 22: It's all good, right, you said it, sweetie.
Speaker 10: But wait a minute.
Speaker 23: Oh my gosh, al, are you out of gas?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 23: And vodka and you're stranded?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 22: But wait here comes someone. Now maybe I can bum
a rye.
Speaker 23: Al? Are you okay?
Speaker 22: I don't know. The dargest thing just landed in front
of me. Oh, bright light, flashing.
Speaker 24: Strokes and wait a minute, three little guys would climb
me out of it.
Speaker 22: Maybe I should tell him I'm a big fan of
the Wizard of oz Al don't do that.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 22: They're looking in the windows. Luckily I have them all
rolled up.
Speaker 23: How you're driving a convertible.
Speaker 22: Well, they seem to be very interested in Max's new book.
I got boxes of them in here. Hey, I can
have mac otto.
Speaker 1: How ow ow ow that's right. Friends. Ma's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea and not get
caught The al Ferrari story is out of this world.
So get yours on Amazon today and don't forget to
leave a review.
Speaker 2: Welcome back everyone to Mac Maloney's Moulitrak Saw show. Here
on the distance under Radio Network. This is Mac malonney. Hey,
we're broadcasting tonight from the stop at Galley, our favorite
place in the report. The regular suspects are here, but
let me introduce them girls. You know he's here. You
can feel his you know, let's say, vibe cross the pedal,
the very famous one one.
Speaker 6: Hey baby, what's happening? Hey Mac, good to see it,
Good to be here, good to be anywhere. Matter of fact.
Speaker 2: Okay, I always enjoy being on the program. You're coming
back to the States soon. That's the room around the
galley here, is that true?
Speaker 6: Well, we don't have a target date, but we're trying
to target early next year.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, all right, what are you gonna take this
ship over this time? You gotta fly?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well our stuff is going to go by ship.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, right, yeah, okay, maybe we'll sell.
Speaker 6: All that stuff, but just you know, four carrying bags.
Just take British areways and then land at Logan Airport
and have somebody pick us up there you go. Okay,
I'll be going over there without a driver's license.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that'll be a problem. But if you moved
to New Hampshire, no problem. I found up this weekend.
You don't have to ensure your carr in New Hampshire. Man,
Well that's true, that's stupid.
Speaker 10: They're supposed to have a legal binder, yes, saying you have.
Speaker 2: I don't think your mic is.
Speaker 10: You have to look at binder saying you have ten
thousand bucks in the bank, lawyer, In case you get
into an action, you have to be basically self insured. Yeah,
but so was supposing to someone hits you if they're
running shure you. That's like in Massachusetts we have insurance
for uninsured.
Speaker 15: If you could afford insurance.
Speaker 13: Like, if you can't afford insurance, do you think you
have ten thousand dollars in the bank.
Speaker 2: Unlikely?
Speaker 10: Well, I'm saying that's what That's what New Hampshire requires.
Speaker 15: That's what Florida rules.
Speaker 10: People go, oh, you know, you don't need insurance in
New Hampshire. But it's like a lot of the lads
they read the first sentence of the law and don't
realize the other four. Tell you, really, what's going on?
New Hampshire is the Florida of New England. Whoa anyway,
it's not.
Speaker 6: Although New Hampshire is not as cool as it used
to be, it's.
Speaker 7: New Hampshire was never cool.
Speaker 2: They just told you it was anyway, speaking the cool
our international correspondence with US switch late Steve Wood switchy.
Speaker 9: It's great to be here and be being cool.
Speaker 2: You are cool, very cool, very cool. Those glasses, those
clock client clock Kent glasses. I had the same.
Speaker 9: Pretty much my order about five from Amazon, you know
in the view. No matter how many they have around
the house, same with me, never find one, but.
Speaker 2: I got like fourteen.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: In the Vietnam War, they used to make anyone who
had to wear glasses had to wear those kind of glasses. Okay,
those clock clock Kent glasses. And they used to call
them birth control. Think about event anyway, Thank you Switchy
for bringing that memory back to us. Also with us
is a security chief, International security chief. Sorry, club, Willie,
club Willie. How you doing?
Speaker 12: You know, I'm really doing good watching you guys there,
and I don't know, I don't know how to describe it,
but I feel like I'm watching some big event. I'm
waiting for something to haen, something that happened me too.
But I know, maybe the lights will go out.
Speaker 2: Something, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that we call some drunk
will break in.
Speaker 12: Having a good time. I'm feeling pretty good, so I
can't complain good, good good.
Speaker 7: I don't know. Sarah till a story about a guy
that sex with himself. Well something happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was donut. I think it already happened. Also
with us is your ful mechanic engineer, beekeeper, king of
the bees and get away driver right now though, Well.
Speaker 10: Hey mac, hello everyone, what's up?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you told me.
Speaker 10: I'm just sitting here. I'm just glad to be here.
I'm glad everything.
Speaker 2: Honey, the honey is good, but there's very little honey,
very little honey this year, very little honey, worst worst
year ever. Wow, because it's so hot. I know this much.
But I did get a bottle of it is very
good as it turns on a jar of it is
the kids saying, yep.
Speaker 10: I got twenty pounds of honey, and that's it. It's
not even worth what's the usually? What is it usually?
On the best year I had was one hundred and
thirty five pounds. Well, that's done, so he twenty pounds
isn't worth even extracting. It's so much work and so
much pain in the but that it's like, just don't
even bother. If I had known when I started out
to take the the supers off the hives, I wouldn't
have bothered.
Speaker 2: Somehow Lois got a jaromit, though, you got to take
care of the people.
Speaker 10: Live closest to the high because they get the aggravation
of the bees.
Speaker 2: Also with us is uh. I was going to say,
speaking of bees, but I can't think of the Gazina
is a favorite good witch up there in sideways and
Yagraven with his raven.
Speaker 14: Hello, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm contractually obligated to ask you every show,
how are your cats?
Speaker 15: I have one cat, two dogs.
Speaker 2: Two dogs. Okay, doesn't one of the dogs look like
a cat, though.
Speaker 15: Both dogs actually look like each other.
Speaker 13: But one is a small version and one is a
big version. So I have a beagle and a fox hound.
So one is tiny and one is big. But they
both look identical.
Speaker 2: Almost like that book report Sarah told us in the
previous Uh.
Speaker 3: Right, kind of.
Speaker 13: But they don't try to bang each other, and no one,
none of them trying to bang my cat, which is nice.
Speaker 10: So you know, once again they are very.
Speaker 2: Good good, that's good? All right?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 2: Huh what happened here? Ufo?
Speaker 15: We've let a bunch of feral people on the show
that we're taking over.
Speaker 2: That's also with us is talk what Trevor truck, Trevor Tucker, cow,
how are you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm doing great, man, I'm doing great.
Speaker 2: That's either an empty drink or you're gonna get the
waiter in.
Speaker 7: The I'm doing fantastic.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, good, Yeah, okay, and you're you're driving home
or okay, just check it.
Speaker 10: Actually he needs an I p A.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't like I p as.
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 7: I don't drink beer.
Speaker 2: Neither do I. Also with us is a very good
friend of ours someone if it if it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't be here right now. I think that's pretty
a good right pistol pre alcony. Let's go well with
the massive Falconey entertainment.
Speaker 1: M oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You can hear his limbo outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of lonely back at the radio station
because you guys are on location tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, studios are empty.
Speaker 1: The lights are out, I mean compared to when you're
you're actually at the station.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, when the lights are on, the smoke is
too much smoke at the door, remember that complaint? So yeah,
so how long have you you've been in the radio business? Online,
don't date yourself. But since it's it's the better part
of fifty years. Really, yeah, you look fifty, so you
must started as a youth as a baby.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like the Gerber baby of radio.
Really yeah, okay, yeah, the rumor that the baby was
the grip baby was really humpy bogy. You haven't hear
that really, So so you've been you've seen it on
the past fifty years in other words, yes, yes, okay.
What's what's the secret for becoming a rock star?
Speaker 2: A rock star?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 2: Having them record, play it a lot, yeah, okay, and
favous for the DJs. That type of thing.
Speaker 1: That has happened. Yeah, wow, I won't say that happened
to me, but.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, paola was it was a common practice
right before it became an issue. I mean, wasn't it, uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before it became illegal, right yeah, right, but payola
was just part of.
Speaker 7: The business pretty much.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I'm not judging. In the sleeve of the record.
Speaker 1: It would be like a fifty dollars bill or something
really interesting. Could have been drugs, could have been you know,
the lady waiting out back in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 25: Right, yeah, all right, So is there any I mean,
in those fifty years, is there any let's say, very
popular act that you when you first heard them you
just said, like, no way, I was this gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean that.
Speaker 1: I think there was more acts that they built up
as being, you know, the next Beatles or whatever they
fell flat on their face. There was a group called
the Knack and I always remember we played you know,
they came in with the the record label, came in
with big fanfare and they're the next Beatles and it's
the greatest thing. And they had one hit and then
that was it. That didn't happen yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure, And in sometime in your career. We've talked
about this on the show, but at some point in
your creer you were the traffic in a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I did that part for about eight months
and the.
Speaker 2: Pilot was insane, right ye crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was weird. It was very weird, and it was scary.
Speaker 2: It was scary. Yeah, yeah, but I'd like to.
Speaker 7: Do it was weird first before scary.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well yeah, he just liked to do acrobatic
things with the helicopter and everything, and I was like, man,
we can't.
Speaker 2: This is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be reporting on the traffic, not flying
upside down along Route ninety three.
Speaker 2: You know, but anyone noticed too. But but they tell
him the story about how you'd get coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, well, he had a place where a shutdown
gas station next to a McDonald's. It was Route one
in Debt him, I think the deada mass of Massachusetts.
And we'd land there in between traffic reports and he'd
pull down and I'd run out of the helicopter into
make donald's, you know, two coffees and two egg mcmuffins
to go, And you know, people couldn't believe it, and
I ran back over to the helicopter, got in, and
away we went.
Speaker 2: So and then listenings that have no idea, I mean,
are you planning this for a gag or no? I
mean because we were hungry and wanted a coffee. So
we either had to go back.
Speaker 1: To the hangar at nor would airport, or stop somewhere
along the lawne. And it just so happened that the
helicopter could fit into this abandoned gas station and I
could run to the next building next door, which was
a McDonald's and the.
Speaker 7: F a A. They never found out about any of this. No, no,
we didn't know.
Speaker 1: His demise was though, getting in trouble for landing on
a beach in the protected bird area because we had
I don't mean to get into a long story, but
he had invited the lady that ran the control board
at the radio station on the overnights, invited her to
come with us to do the traffic one morning, and
so he insisted that she sit in the front between us,
so next to him, and they get a little little
hands on while we were you know, one of five
hundred feet over the Southeast Expressway.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: And and so they when they would they we landed
back where we started.
Speaker 2: I got out, she stayed in.
Speaker 1: They took off and he decided to take her to
the beach and landed on some protected bird area and
the cops came and that was that.
Speaker 2: That was it for him. It was a Vietnam VET, right, yeah, yeah, okay,
and he had flown through the helicopter.
Speaker 13: You had a question, I mean, so my question is okay,
number one, he got handsy or they got handsy with
you right there?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He actually said to me take over and but I
had a set again if you know how, and I
don't know helicopters that well, but they get pedals and
they got a stick to control the thing. And there
was a little stub of a stick sitting coming out
of the floor in front of me. And he goes,
he goes, take over, and I'm trying to hold onto
the stick to keep us straight.
Speaker 15: He goes, you know what, get out, we're going to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I looked over, you know, he had
one hand on the stick and one hand on on her.
Speaker 7: And then so.
Speaker 1: We finished the reports and we went back and he
was like, you know, I thought we were finished for
the day. I got out. They didn't get out. He
took off again with her in the helicopter.
Speaker 15: Did you get like picked up? Were you just left there.
Speaker 1: At that back at the airport? But and my car
was there because I'd driven there to meet him. Yeah,
off they went.
Speaker 2: And you know, so, uh, I want to ask you
about and I always get this story, Ron, but about
the guy you were a promotions director at a radio station.
There was a guy who couldn't speak who was a
big fan. Do you remember that story?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's that kind of show. So well,
if I tell the story you told me, if I
tell it right, Okay, Okay, So there was a guy
who who was what station.
Speaker 1: Were you at, Well, we'll leave the station out of it,
but it was in Boston, and what happened was, you know,
we would do contests and be the twelfth caller or
whatever to win concert tickets or and so, as the
program director, I got a letter from a guy who
felt it was unfair because he had had an accident
a few years earlier and he basically lost had lost
his ability to speak, and so he couldn't call to
win tickets or whatever. And so I thought it would
be a good gesture if we had one of the
personalities from the station and represent the guy and enter
him in all the contests.
Speaker 2: Okay, is this a guy who lost his voice? Big
famine station? Ye wanted to participate in?
Speaker 1: So I asked the woman who was one of the
co hosts of the morning show if she would be
like his sponsor. Every time we have a contest, you'll
call up and let him know, you know, do it
for him. You know, she's a good, good gesture, right,
So we told him that that's what we were going
to happen, and he was very thankful. And this was
writing letters because he couldn't speak. And so after like
the first or second contest, now he's writing to this
woman going can you send me some.
Speaker 2: Naked pictures of you? And things like that?
Speaker 1: Right right? She she was kind of like his sponsor
and entering him in all the contests. He turns around
and starts sending dirty notes to her, and she got
upset with me because I booked them together and.
Speaker 2: Wasn't one of the notes will you give me a
hand joke? I might have been, might have been go
ahead place.
Speaker 15: So this is pre cell phone.
Speaker 13: So if he was gonna send like a d pic,
would he just draw it and send it like.
Speaker 15: A little sketch of it? And then you want to reciprocate?
Speaker 1: He could, He could write very well. And she came
storming in the mail. Yeah, she came storming into my
office with a letter from him and then going, you know,
can you send me a picture with you with no
shirt on?
Speaker 9: You know whatever?
Speaker 2: That sort of thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's very eloquent.
Speaker 1: Very and we we had felt sorry for this guy
until we got that letter, and then I was like,
forget it.
Speaker 2: She was very upse wow huh wow. So earlier in
the night, Captain Coyle was here, right, another personality right
in Boston radio. Yeah, he's the guy who discovered the macharina. Correct,
Yes he did, so we blame him, go ahead, Yeah
he was.
Speaker 1: He was in the business, owned a record label and
uh yeah, he had a He had a couple of
things like that, a song called a Total Eclipse of
the Heart which he discovered and put on his label.
Speaker 7: And uh now did he own the publishing for these
tracks as well? No, he just he was the label
that I distributed. He has distributed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he had some things like that, like the
macarena and it's too bad he's not here to tell
the story. But he passed on a song called Kokomo
by the Beach Poet.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: They came to him with that song and said we
want to put it out on your label, and.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, it's a piece of ship.
Speaker 7: He's not wrong.
Speaker 1: They went with anybody else and it was a big hit.
Speaker 15: I don't know why.
Speaker 16: I've always loved it and it randomly pops into my head.
Speaker 15: And I'm like, oh, I can't sing because we don't
know the rights to it.
Speaker 2: But you know what ray written by John Phillips, John Phillips,
I think that.
Speaker 7: Argo Montego Baby, Why don't we go down to Coco Mo?
Speaker 13: Yeah right yeah, Bermuda Bahama, come on pretty Mama.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Wowow it's a classic.
Speaker 2: So Pete. So these days now your empire is up
in Maine, correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we pretty much? Uh we We at one time
were seven plus radio stations, and over the course of
time we've consolidated things and sold a couple of them
off and now they're in Maine. But we still have
our offices and studios where the guys normally do the show.
Speaker 2: So the story, can we just tell the story real
quick on on how you were no longer in the
New Report anymore. How that happened. So we used to
be right around the cloin where we are the station
were right, you could throw a rock to where the studio.
That's why we wound up here and wind up here,
you know, right. We did the show there for I
think four years, believe in or not three or four
years anyway. Yeah, and your your signal was the same
as a new Bloomberg radio channel, was that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were on the same frequency as they were
in Boston. Uh, but because we were there first, and
this started to get a little interference, and you know,
we weren't saying, hey, you know, we're gonna put you guys.
You're not going to put Michael Bloomberg out of business,
you know, but we kind of went, you know, we
really need to come to some because you're kind of
interfering with our signal. And they said, well, we'll just
buy you out. Where do we sign basically a million
dollar Well it was, yeah, it was it was around
around that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a big round zero numbers. But it
had him quick though, if I remember right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no fooling around, no hardly any negotiation.
It was like, well then you know, we'll just buy you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah right, I mean we missed that place, but
the other place is bigger and nicer. Yeah, so yeah,
and we have a ghost at the end was there,
and there was also you know, a forty five minutes
or more ride and a toll and yeah yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6: You know it's nice that place a Newburyport rock because
you had that, you had the tannery right next door
to get all kinds of snacks and things, and the duck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the black duck or whatever. That one is right right, right,
right right, well Pete, thanks for joining let yeah yeah,
thank you have another. Thank you guys very much.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Great to see it. Great to see everybody.
Speaker 2: Switch, love you to see it.
Speaker 1: One one is always good to see.
Speaker 6: Love your radio stories.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, well I remember one's got stories himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't tell.
Speaker 6: Got to spinning the wax forty five our PM stuff
like there you stacks of wax.
Speaker 1: And then from the backstacks and classic wax. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Why don't we do this? Why don't we take
a commercial break now? And we're right back after this.
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Want to show we have for you tonight Crazy broadcasting
live from the Stobbing Galley, our favorite place in New
We put masks. We very quickly introduce you to the
members of the posse. You know he's here. He's been
here for almost two hours, the very famous one.
Speaker 6: One and you feel my vibe. Girls, Well we'll take
a vote. Okay, Well back, Hello everybody, Welcome back to
the show. It's been fun so far Live from the
Starboard Galley. I love that place. Yes, ordered me up
a blue Burger medium well with a side of onion
rings please, and a.
Speaker 2: Guinness and a Guinness not a chocolate mantini.
Speaker 6: Well yeah, I'll have that later.
Speaker 2: Also with us speaking about chocolate mac teenis is Switchblade
Steve Ward down there in my sisters what tank Top,
West Virginia switching.
Speaker 9: Great to be here.
Speaker 2: Thank you switch for joining us, and thank you for
keeping the cats out of the frame. Appreciate that.
Speaker 9: Also stuck them in here a couple of times, but
we don't have to, you know, we.
Speaker 2: Just don't want to see them. Our security chief, International
security Chief, Willie Club WC.
Speaker 12: I'm so glad now that you remember that. You know
I'm an international right you.
Speaker 2: Might say, well, a lot of letters from your lawyers
will do that.
Speaker 12: Well, it's a big night. I'm pretty excited. You know,
a lot of security issues obviously with Yes being in
a venue like that, but this is a big time
now and I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2: Okay, glad to hear that. Okay, we're having a little
wadrone malfunction here on the show, first time ever. Okay,
Uncle all the kitty's pals take care of there.
Speaker 10: We are.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for joining us club. We might need you
later as the head of security.
Speaker 12: That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 2: Also with us up there in sideways and you go
like our favorite good which is Raven. Raven? How are
you Raven?
Speaker 22: Hello?
Speaker 15: My friends, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Does be knowd to Ryan? I have those exact glasses?
Is that why you have them?
Speaker 15: I don't think she wears glasses.
Speaker 7: You look like Ali Sheety from the breakfast squad before
she accepts fascism and.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just before she decides to become everybody else. Yeah,
you're you're pre fascist Ai Shidy.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm all like, I'm going to stick it.
Speaker 6: To the min Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't know how you're gonna do that with those glasses.
Speaker 4: But you do.
Speaker 2: You give it a try.
Speaker 15: I got my ideas. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: The voice you hear is Trevor Tucker Cocker. Trevor, how
are you.
Speaker 7: I'm hanging in there, Mac. I'm having a great time.
Speaker 2: You've had four diet cokes.
Speaker 7: I've had four diet cokes behind unloaded a ship. I'm
doing great. Great to be here and create this this
spaghetti messive cable. Don't touch those wires bring it all together.
But we managed to manage to pull it off.
Speaker 2: Okay, also with us, is uh your pull mechanic right now?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Oh Mac, everybody, okay, well this way we don't We
don't have to stop after the show. We're here, We're
already here. We have to drive here yet right, we
have a special guest here with us now. This is
Chris Dave's friend.
Speaker 9: Chris.
Speaker 2: Chris, how are you? I'm great, great, Get right up
to them, Michael phone so we can.
Speaker 27: Hear every grand I'm fabulous.
Speaker 2: Well you are on you look for me. If we
called you Christy, you could be.
Speaker 27: Yes, my parents call me.
Speaker 7: Does that piss you off? When your parents call you?
Speaker 10: Chris?
Speaker 27: I'm good, I'm good, and I'm on my end life.
So in the first life I hated Chrissy. My end life,
Christy is great in life.
Speaker 2: What do you mean in life? I'm fifty plus you're
fifty yes, yeah.
Speaker 27: So when you get to the end life that you're
in n.
Speaker 7: Life right now, like you got two days or something
or you're just saying because if you're fifty fifty.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well there's a we kid about this love?
Speaker 11: You do not like fifty but no, I do fifty
three grand baby, three kids, three grand babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would your best life, you say, grand kid?
Speaker 27: Yeah, wow, nine three and four months.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, all right, okay it must be fun. Yes,
so you talking to us last, You do not believe
in UFOs, correct?
Speaker 27: I don't.
Speaker 2: You don't believe in ghosts?
Speaker 27: Okay, I do believe in the afterlife.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: My grandmother, who.
Speaker 14: Is my person?
Speaker 27: She lived, she was ninety nine. She was the most
amazing woman in the whole entire planet.
Speaker 15: Okay, was so called a psychic.
Speaker 27: And she would read our cards and tell us our fortune.
So I believe there's like a after thing after thing.
But UFOs all that craziness.
Speaker 8: Not so sure.
Speaker 7: Did anything that she read like? Did anything that she
tell you like come true or come to pass?
Speaker 27: Not her, but her sister in law. I was like,
So I got married at eighteen. I was really young,
my first marriage. I was really really young. I had
three babies off the bat. I'm a nurse. I went
to college. Whatever did my thing?
Speaker 6: Nurse?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 11: And she, her sister in law, was a psychic, and
she told she was from Jersey's Cecil.
Speaker 27: She's passed away breast for peace.
Speaker 7: She do you know a woman named Cecil from Jersey? Yes, ma'am, sir, sorry,
ma'am whatever, no, no.
Speaker 11: No, But she told me one day she was threading
my cars and she was like, you're gonna have a
lot of miscarriage, You're gonna have a few babies, You're
going a debortion and live. I grew up in Florida.
She's like, you're gonna live on the water and you're
gonna find your best life, and you're going to bury
your child.
Speaker 27: And she was forever to this day.
Speaker 11: So I had three girls who are amazing and live
their best lives, and it's like in my soul that
I'm going to bury a child.
Speaker 27: Everything that she told me happened.
Speaker 11: I get divorced, I lived on the water, I moved,
but that happens everybody.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're carrying around this thing with her with Why
didn't you ask her who's going to win the Kentucky I.
Speaker 11: Don't know because I only had one baby at the time.
I was like, I had just graduated college. I was like, okay,
you're crazy whatever.
Speaker 27: So I do believe in that after like a little bit.
Speaker 2: M hm. Has she ever talked to you or pe
it to you any of that stuff?
Speaker 24: No?
Speaker 11: And when my grandmother passed at ninety nine, I was
like waiting for her to come to my dreams and
tell me my future.
Speaker 2: And she hasn't cousin yet. Well, she's probably busy. She'll
get Do you know anyone else, any friends of yours
who believe in this stuff? And you just don't my
family friend.
Speaker 27: That's my whole entire family, of all the switch people.
I'm a little spectacle. M'm the I'm the what do
you call.
Speaker 2: It the black sheep?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I don't say that. Maybe they're all black sheep
and y'all the white maybe a little bit. Well, so,
how when time did you get here for the show?
Speaker 23: An hour ago?
Speaker 2: No, haven't you been here for a while on a restaurant.
I'm talking about the restaurant an hour?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, So tell us about the stop again.
Speaker 4: Why do you like it?
Speaker 27: Amazing? They're most amazing people ever.
Speaker 11: They know you, they know your personale, know everything about you,
they know what you like.
Speaker 27: It's a good it's a good vibe. I live right
two blocks over. Oh wow, from in downtown you report, Wow, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2: How do you make it from Florida to hear m divorce?
Divorce will do those things? Yeah, okay, wow, let's not
talk about it. Has there anything happened in your life
that you just can't explain? Something like kind of weird
Quincidens Florida.
Speaker 11: Maybe I feel like there's a bigger vibe, Like, you know,
there's something bigger than me out there. I'm not that bigger, Like,
there has to be a bigger I'm a small molecule.
Speaker 27: I'm a science major, so I get it.
Speaker 11: So there has to be something out there that's bigger
than me, though, Like was everything else out there that's
not It.
Speaker 27: Has to be something bigger than me.
Speaker 2: I mean like the universe.
Speaker 27: Yeah, everything, there's something bigger than me.
Speaker 2: How big the universes now that they just measured it?
Two trillion? Yeah? Galaxy?
Speaker 27: Yeah, I'm just a small.
Speaker 2: Every galaxy has at least five hundred billion styles.
Speaker 27: Isn't it exactly?
Speaker 2: I think about that, which is amazing, the only, the only.
Speaker 10: Intelligent.
Speaker 11: When I come home at night and I see that
moon and I see that I'm a moon child, I'm like, oh,
it's my soul.
Speaker 2: Birthday April third, Raven. What is shaped?
Speaker 15: Aries?
Speaker 2: Really? What are they? What's the good thing about aries? Anything?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 28: Nothing?
Speaker 2: We're fire really fire hot?
Speaker 27: Were fire and hot?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 27: The moon child though, whether eries or not, I'm a
moon I love the moon.
Speaker 2: So you have kids. Do your kids ever think about
ghosts or that stuff? They do?
Speaker 27: We've been to lots of mediums. We've done a lot
of them.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, So you don't believe in them,
but you go to mediums and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 27: Okay, maybe I am skeptical. Maybe I'm not not one out,
but I'm skeptical.
Speaker 11: Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But has anything? Has anything that a psychic host told
you just become incredibly true?
Speaker 11: Everything about my aunt, everything about the child dying, Everything
that she told me that what's going to happen when
I was twenty has happened to except the child dying.
Speaker 2: Well, see what you've been once again, you've been carrying
that around with you.
Speaker 14: Yes, my whole life.
Speaker 11: How old are your kids at thirty, twenty seven and
twenty five?
Speaker 2: You have a thirty year old kids?
Speaker 27: I'm old?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, it must be my shades I have.
Speaker 27: I really am old. I really am old.
Speaker 10: You know, not as old as us.
Speaker 7: You have a thirty that means you're forty nine at most.
Speaker 27: No, I'm fifty ish.
Speaker 7: But you said you got married at eighteen and got
pregnant right away.
Speaker 27: Not right away, but fifty ish. Yeah, I'm fifty ish.
Speaker 7: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: Were drink here for you? Wow? We look good for fifty.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Giving you maybe like thirty.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 27: I have a child at thirty, so not so much.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well we're going to give Chris around.
Speaker 7: But no, okay, what have you What have you been drinking?
Speaker 27: This is diet coke?
Speaker 2: Oh but what were you drinking?
Speaker 7: Drink and soda and soda?
Speaker 10: Yeah? She a great job.
Speaker 7: She's a great job.
Speaker 8: I have to be.
Speaker 27: I'm a nerus.
Speaker 14: I actually get up at four fifteen tomorrow mornings.
Speaker 2: All right, ordam, okay, I just pub okay, okay, nice place?
Speaker 10: All right? So you of the we usually do the
show in Exeter.
Speaker 27: So you were the UFO thing and exitter down.
Speaker 8: Yes, because we.
Speaker 10: Started a fight last years. You know you were Fosh
motors is Yes, I do.
Speaker 29: Okay.
Speaker 10: If you go across the street, there's a little street
that goes down the other way for the golf course. Well,
the radio station we usually do all this and is
right down.
Speaker 2: Really this is now well makes time.
Speaker 27: Our local bank is in downtown Exeter. So I drive
through and I see the UFO.
Speaker 11: Signs crazy.
Speaker 2: Embrace.
Speaker 27: They So y'all are into the UFOs.
Speaker 15: You believe them?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what the show is supposed to be about.
But so we haven't mentioned UFOs one.
Speaker 27: You didn't say it. We just do you believe in
the UFOs?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't need that.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're not what people think they are. There's
something out there, but that little agreement.
Speaker 27: I agree. That's why I'm saying.
Speaker 14: That's why I'm saying.
Speaker 11: I'm not I'm not thinking that pompous enough. There's nothing
better than me out there. There's something out there.
Speaker 27: But I don't know what.
Speaker 2: It doesn't necessarily have to be better than you would.
There's something else.
Speaker 27: There's no UFOs, there's no I don't. You don't have
to care. Why do we have to label everything in America?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 27: Everything's the label in America.
Speaker 2: Just saying well, I'm just going to say this, We're
gonna take mercier breakdown and we'll be right back after this.
You're listening to Maclone's milk tracks, I'll show here in
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Speaker 29: Yeah?
Speaker 15: I like a pickup line.
Speaker 2: I mean did it? Yes? Well, I'm not a pecking line,
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Speaker 15: I like the mirror in the pocket? One better, that's
my favorite?
Speaker 2: What is it? What does tell us that one place here?
Speaker 15: Make me say it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please? Yes, go ahead?
Speaker 6: You've never heard that one?
Speaker 15: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Speaker 2: Are you just glad to see me?
Speaker 15: Because I can see myself in your pants?
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Speaker 2: Welcome back everyone to macloney's mill Track sound show here
in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is McLarney, Wow
on the show We've had to you tonight, broadcasting live
from the Stovin Galley, our favorite place, a favorite wiring
hole in doo we put mass. The usual gang of
suspects is with us for your famous Jane Jannie. Hello,
that's it. That's it, Okay, I.
Speaker 6: Want to move this right now, Moving on along. We've
got a good report coming up.
Speaker 2: From Also with us is our international correspondent Switchblade, Steve Woods. Switchy.
Speaker 9: Great to be here.
Speaker 2: Also with us our international security chief Willie Club Willie.
Speaker 12: You know, I'm also great to be here, and I'm
looking forward to Switchy's presentation tonight.
Speaker 6: Me too.
Speaker 2: Also with us is a favorite good witch up there
in sideways. Yeah, Raven is with us.
Speaker 14: Raven, Hello, my friends, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Also with us. By the time we get through it,
the introduction to the show will be over. Also with us, Alenando,
King of the bees Hell. Hello, Mack, Hello, everybody. Also
with us is Trevor Tucker, Coca Coyle Son, Treva.
Speaker 10: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 7: Matt can't wait to hear what switch he has for me.
Speaker 2: Neither Also with us is good friend Sarah Lee Sarah Hello, Hello, Hello.
Let's your first time on the show with the Gang?
Speaker 14: Right, No, this one's my second time.
Speaker 2: But but you hear live a live in person. If
you had to, if right now you had to tell someone,
how's it going, what would you say? C plus.
Speaker 14: I would give it at least to be minus.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I think you're gonna say, of course not.
That's fine. That's all life is. Switchy has a report
for us. He's in a hurry because he has to
be summer or else. On another radio show, Wow, we
do you? You mentioned us on the radio show? Do
you mentioned that you're on this show? It's very likely
I will really okay.
Speaker 9: We'll be talking about the moth Man. Oh wow, but
I really really get calling back.
Speaker 2: We should ask Chris if she believed in the moth Man. Right,
maybe she'll come on again. Maybe she'll come on again. Okay, Switchy,
So Lott, we'll put your bumper in here. I mean,
and now it's.
Speaker 1: Time for another story from the Lost Annals of the Paranormal.
It's time for Steve Ward's Report from the Fringe.
Speaker 2: What do you got for us?
Speaker 9: Well, it's the source comes from a series of books
by Albert Rosales called Humanoids the Others amongst us. He
has this amazing database of alleged contact with creatures going
all the way back to one a d up to
the present. This particular volume that covers nineteen ninety five
to nineteen ninety nine. Now, I'm not sure why I
picked this except it's a really bizarre report. But it
takes place in the Ukraine, and some of these names
are torturous.
Speaker 7: Try to.
Speaker 9: Bar Vara, Koza and Pauses in Ukraine. Forget any Ukrainians
out there, forgive me for murdering these names. This event
took place.
Speaker 2: They've got other problems. They're not going to worry about that.
Go ahead.
Speaker 9: In August nineteen ninety seven, ten thirty pm, there's a
group of eleven men who were UFO and paranormal investigators
and they hit it out by I'm not even gonna
I'm not even going to try.
Speaker 2: Just call him Bill, Bill and Joe. Go ahead, Okay, But.
Speaker 9: They're in this isolated area that's supposed to have a
lot of anomalous events in Dova. He was the leader.
He had about thirty experiences in different parts of the
Soviet Union heading to these anomalous areas. And so they
were do you just spend the night in this area,
this this desolate area which has had a history of
anomalous events and uh, and they give the rest of
the names to these guys, but just just call them
a dopey sneezy doc and where that would work. So
they they lit a fire, they made dinner, and a
guy named Kruchenko and starts walking around in circles and
they said, well, what are you doing, And he said,
I'm letting them know we're here. We're going to call
the aliens down. And he even pointed to the area
where they were good up here. And so they thought
they were just pulling their leg. So about a half
hour goes by and they actually see a pinpoint of
light in the same spot that he pointed to. Also
the uh, the light that reflected on the on the
water there, so it wasn't just some kind of optical illusion.
And they had they had video cameras and and uh
and uh and so forth to take pictures of these,
of anything that might happen to the young kids became
afraid that were with the group, so they hit him
in the tent the uh with a zoom lens. They
got actually a closer look at this this object. At
first it looked kind of like a sort of shape
like the moon. But when they got closer, it was
almost like an earthenware pot and with with two you know,
a flat top and a flat bottom. It also had
uh uh uh, concentric circles of light surrounding it. And
then it came down and hovered very close to the ground.
And then they saw what seemed to be a man
or something like a man walking toward them in the shadows.
He's about four feet tall, and he wore something like
a cloak that went down past its knees. Very stylish
and one of the gentlemen I thought he was hallucinating
at first, but is this guy? Where whatever it was
got closer, they knew it was real. It was flesh
and blood. And as it came very close to the
camera and allegedly they got filled with this, he disappears
in a flash of blue light and the ones that
got a close look at him said he was sort
of human looking, pale face, large eyes, and get this,
he had light combed to hair off.
Speaker 10: To the side.
Speaker 9: So a few minutes later, after he disappeared, the craft
zoomed up, hovered and then separated into two parts, and
then the lights on them disappeared and they couldn't see
them anymore. So I picked that because it was such
a bizarre report. Who knows if it has any validity
or not. But I'll never do a Ukraine report again
because I just can't pronounce them, right.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 15: Bro had a comb over and they purposely highlighted it,
like this dumb alien piece of crap had a combover.
Speaker 9: Also, he looked very sinister. They were kind of afraid
of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't you be? So let me ask you
one question though. A lot of times you hear these
reports and people see this solo solid object breaking into
two or three pieces.
Speaker 9: That happens a lot, right, Yes, Sometimes they're just blobs
of lake to come together and separate, and sometimes they
change shape but seems to be a solid object, or
they just disappear. So now the thing is that this
is this is a pretty hard report or swallow. But
if you're going to make up something like that, you
talk about hair combed off to the side, I don't
think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's issue of GQ. And he said, you
know what, I got to try that an alien GQ.
All right, switchy, thank you for the report. We're going
to give you a live clap keep because you have
to leave to go being in your very important radio show.
Thank you.
Speaker 9: One way they actually pay me money.
Speaker 12: But wow, wow, good luck with your plumbing.
Speaker 2: Switch Yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 7: I recommend two hundred and fifty milligrams of stool softener
at night. Switch.
Speaker 10: It works for me.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Switches a lot of fun. We're going to
take a quick break down. We'll be right back after this.
Please stay tuned.
Speaker 1: We've all heard of Area fifty one, the US government's
top secret base in the Nevada Desert. But have you
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Speaker 2: Four, fifty four?
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Speaker 22: Wow.
Speaker 2: The show we've had for you tonight, broadcasting live podcasting
live from the Stoven Galley, a favorite watering hole in Newport,
mass we're here with one one is here with us, Wannie, Hello,
everybody where it's already tomorrow across upon him also with
us to switchhead to leave because he has another interview,
but our international security. If Willie Clever is with us,
will we Oh no, that's which is left.
Speaker 12: I moved up on the ranks.
Speaker 8: Yes that.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to say the you guys have done
a good job. They are going live.
Speaker 2: Well wait, try it.
Speaker 12: I really I really thought there'd be some major issues.
But it looks like I'll knock on wood.
Speaker 2: But there's still time. Don't worry.
Speaker 10: It's early yet.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's true. I'll sit back and watch.
Speaker 10: But anyways, good job.
Speaker 2: Also with us is a favorite good witch up there on.
Speaker 15: Hello, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Also with us, I've done this before. Is UFO mechanic
over now though, Hello Mack, Hello everybody, and also Trevor
taker Conca.
Speaker 7: Hello, Matt, thank you for having.
Speaker 2: Let me introduce you a kid, Trevor, this is.
Speaker 15: Your first time on a podcast.
Speaker 7: Yeah it is, Hello, Mac, thank you for having me. Okay, everybody, everybody,
just I'm not here.
Speaker 2: Also with us classing up this room. Sarah Lee Sarah. Hello, Hello, Hello, Well,
what's the pulse? I asked you this before. Has it changed?
Speaker 31: Yeah?
Speaker 14: I think maybe a minus. We're getting better.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just go with a plus.
Speaker 14: Considering how the early part of the night was gone.
This is definitely going very well.
Speaker 2: So we have a movie review from Tuca. But you
also have before you get into the new Alien movie
which you saw, tell us the latest breaking Hollywood news.
Speaker 7: Ben and j Lo.
Speaker 12: No, no, Ben and j Lo.
Speaker 2: He for the second time.
Speaker 6: Did they have a pre nup?
Speaker 15: Yeah, they called him in the nineties.
Speaker 7: Yes, they called him benefit Yeah r I P Yeah, yeah,
I mean they got married.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you exactly what happened, Tucky. You can correct
if you think I'm wrong. So they get married, they
have that stupid whirlwind romance a long time ago, and
they made probably the worst movie ever called.
Speaker 15: Right, you're gonna say Jersey Girl, don't even Jersey Girl.
Speaker 7: Is pretty good.
Speaker 15: Jersey Girl is tight.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so taken out of context, Jersey Girl is tight.
But Julie Jelie's thank you for terrible movie. Thank you,
thank you for taking five seconds to laugh at that. Jilie, Yes, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2: And then you thought it was gonna be a big thing.
It wasn't. They got divorced. He has a little drinking
poop problem.
Speaker 7: He still has a little drinking poop problem.
Speaker 2: And so then he goes away, he comes back. You know,
they do these things and then neither of their careers
just going anywhere. So what do we do. We get
married again, which is what they did.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it brought back a lot of nostalgia and
a lot of people are loving it and.
Speaker 2: Well, you know how they're hating it because the divorce.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and they both suck so terrible.
Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to say it. Benefit He's a
hometown guy, and he was in he played Superman in
the movie which he is great. Excuse me, Batman, excuse me.
He played back, but he played Superman. He played George
Reeves in a in the movie about the Superman TV
So Sorry, which is I think it's called Hollywood Land.
He's unbelievable and he looks just like the guy. And
it tells the whole story about whether he killed himself
and so on, and he that's about. He was in
the town which he plays a bank robber and they
rob their way park. He's better in that. That's a
better movie than you would think it would be. But
the rest of it is just really kind of crappy.
Speaker 15: Man, you know, that's oldesography.
Speaker 22: That's it.
Speaker 7: I think Gone Baby Gone is is I mean he
directed it, he wasn't an Yeah. I actually thought that
was really good. And what was the other thing that
I actually for those people that read the book, gone
Girl Like he was the perfect soulless douchebag to play
that part. Like the casting of him was perfect because
his limited acting ability was exactly what the character needed.
It was the right call with like.
Speaker 15: Such a stone like Rosembary bike. Oh my god, that
was so good. Okay, I do like that movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think I genuinely think he's great in
it because he has the limited emotional range to play
this guy who has a very limited emotional range.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was drunk, but Gone Baby Gone. I'll tell
you one thing about Gone Baby Gone is being grew
up in Dorchester, And it's the closest you can get
to what it's really like. They actually got the accents right,
which is always important. But they filmed that right around
where grow up and and it's it's it's a good movie.
You know, his brother is in it, y affleck. The
music is great.
Speaker 7: The music is very evocative of Morgan Freeman's great and
he's in it.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And I honestly think the two like Boston movies. The
best Boston movies are Gone Baby, Gone in the Friends
of Eddie Coyle like Ready, Yeah, with Robert Mitcham. I
think those two like really get.
Speaker 2: It, yeah, yeah, yeah, And all the other movies are terrible.
Speaker 10: Yeah the pot Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm glad you agree with me on that part.
Speaker 2: Unbelievably bad, unbelievably bad. But anyway, so Trevor, you saw
the new Alien movie. Now, what is this alien? Like
fourteen or something or what is it?
Speaker 7: It's called Alien Romulus. I I'm not much of a
franchise IP person, but I do have three favorites, and
number one being Twin Peaks, but number two being Aliens.
I love the Alien series. You know, there's plenty of
bad ones, but they usually try and they usually try
and get a good filmmaker, you know, Ridley Scott, James Cameron,
David Fincher, bring Ridley Scott back. And now they got
this guy, Fetti Alvarez exactly. But he's a little known
horror film director, and he's actually really good. He made
a remake of Evil Dead in twenty thirteen where I
actually thought it was really well done. He's a really
good director. The film is very well made. There's a
lot of good scares. It just doesn't amount anything. Kaylee
spiarn I believe she's a very young actor. She just
played Priscilla Presley in that Priscilla biopic by Sophia Coppola,
which and she did a great job. Yeah, there's another
actor in there that I can't say because it'd spoiled
the whole thing. It takes place twenty minutes, twenty minutes,
twenty years after the first Alien and thirty seven years
before the second alien, because so Gordy Weamer Weaver was
stuck in space for fifty seven years between the first
and the second one.
Speaker 15: And it's twenty minutes after the first one.
Speaker 7: Got it, Yeah, twenty sorry, twenty.
Speaker 15: Years minutes, Okay, I'm on the same track as it.
Speaker 7: And it's it's just about a bunch of young adults
that are working for that company and they just can't
get under these they can't get out from under their contracts.
They find that there's a salvage ship in orbit that
nobody's discovered. So they're going to sneak onto the salvage
ship steal as much as that they you know, this
is going to be their big payday. Well, there's something
on the salvage ship. I bet you can guess.
Speaker 2: Can I interest you for a second?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where are the crickets? From here? The crickets are Wow?
Speaker 15: Can you believe that?
Speaker 8: Listen?
Speaker 7: This is how I felt while watching the movie. Everybody
around me was loving it. It did very little for me.
Speaker 12: I did.
Speaker 7: I was disappointed. I liked that filmmaker a lot. Didn't
do much for me.
Speaker 6: Fine, I'll action know. Story. Is that what it is?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 7: Kind of? I mean basically, they went back to the
original look of the first film. It was just endless, endless,
endless callbacks. It was just a nostalgia piece and it
never pushed it into its own direction. It was just
NonStop check like just taking off boxes of moments from
the other films, and I'm like, well, I'll just go
watch the other films. Then it's well made, it's well done.
Speaker 10: It's just.
Speaker 7: You know what, and no Sigourney weavers. Actually that's a problem.
She's like to me, No, she's not.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: Years in space it's probably pretty old.
Speaker 7: But the problem aliens, I've always thought, isn't about aliens.
It's it's actually about two things. It's about it's about
Ellen Ripley, and that it's about this company, and it's
a it's a commentary on capitalism and how it's going
to They will kill all of us just so that
they can get their hand on that alien for the
Bioweapons Division and make a bunch of money. That's how
it's always been. And when you get away from that,
so this.
Speaker 14: Movie is just kind of stealing office supplies.
Speaker 7: Yes, yep, yep ye, and getting and getting killed in
the process.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 7: I mean there are a couple of very good sequence
There is a zero gravity sequence in it that is
I'd actually recommend people still go see it on the
big screen. It's very well done. But I didn't think
there's a lot of special effects. Yeah, but but more
traditional special effects, more models and and.
Speaker 8: Yeah it does. It looks good.
Speaker 7: It's more model work than CG which is great. It's
a good looking movie. It just doesn't it just doesn't
do it. It's not bad successful, it's done really well
for its opening weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it does a right right. Yeah, I saw
the first alien Let's see, how should I put this
in an urban theater? Gat Wow, And it was the
funniest freaking thing in the world. I'm telling you. If
you have never experienced that, just go to see a
security movie in an urban theater and you will laugh
your ass off. And that's it was the greatest. It was.
It was the greatest you know, mystery science fiction theater
with the three robots that commenty, well if you can
imagine that, you know, with a lot of a lot
of pot smoking and what else, you know, so funny,
so funny, so especially when the alien comes out of
the guys stuff like, that's the woman I've seen you know,
I thought she was good in it. Did she go
background for a cat or something?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The plot, yeah, And but she was good in it.
It was a great movie, great science fiction movie when
there wasn't a lot of science fiction movies, you know
at the time.
Speaker 6: That special effects are going overboard.
Speaker 2: It's a horror science fiction movie.
Speaker 4: What it is.
Speaker 2: It's a horror science fiction movie, which is cool.
Speaker 7: It's all about tension, it's all about Ridley Scott Letting.
Those shots go on for five seconds too long so
that they're unbearable. It's not poor pacing. He just knows
how to make it unbearable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, speaking of Ridley Scott, isn't there another Gladiator movie
coming out?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So it's coming out in a few months. It's got
Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal and somebody else.
Speaker 2: They're going to ruin that. Man, that's that's actually a
good movie. Man. The Gladiator, the first Gladdy movie was
a good movie, very atmospheric, great music, just a little
bit kind of surreal in the way.
Speaker 7: I hate I hate it.
Speaker 16: I like it.
Speaker 10: Someone gave it, gave me the DVD of it. I
never unwrapped it's it's horrible.
Speaker 15: That was a regift. Al this movie sucks, you know
who would love it?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 7: But then I've loved some of the Ridley Scott films
that people hate. I love Napoleon from last year.
Speaker 2: I love that movie was terrible.
Speaker 7: Riot Riot.
Speaker 2: He's a great actor, yes, right, but he plays it
like he's like a little sissy. Sissy fits right and
how it works. And it was also badly edited terribly.
Speaker 7: It's not that'll give you it's it's not people thought
it was some real biopic and no, it's just about
this this sex craved, whiny kid. Yeah, yeah, who just
knows how to who's just really good at killing lots
and lots and lots of people. And I thought it
was funny.
Speaker 2: But there's a there's a scene in it, and I
don't think the Battle of fitz was actually fought like this.
But they allure the enemy out into a frozen leg. Yeah,
and then they bombed by the frozen that there was.
Actually it was really well done, but I don't think
it was historically.
Speaker 7: I don't think there was a single thing historically accurate.
Speaker 2: I felt it was really I mean there's a lot
of you can tell a lot of c G. I
better really invoked the whole you know, matching into Russia
and then having to turn around the match back. But
he is all wrong in that, man, he sucks in it.
I'm sorry, Sarah Lene. What's the best movie you've seen?
And don't say violent shit or whatever.
Speaker 19: That is.
Speaker 15: Talking about obviously the number one choice there we go.
Speaker 17: Yeah, man, I don't know if I've seen anything good recently.
I can just talk about the bad things ahead.
Speaker 2: We love bad stuff.
Speaker 17: The recent bad movie that I watched was called Ghost Train.
It's on Amazon Prime right now, and it was just it.
Speaker 27: Was just terrible.
Speaker 14: It's not a good film. It's an Asian horror film.
Speaker 15: It's okay. It has so that's different. That's different from
the documentary Ghost Train, because I was like that documentary
was great.
Speaker 14: This this is an Asian horror film. It has ring vibes.
They even have a well, but this time instead of
a woman, it's a bunch of children.
Speaker 17: But it still has that shot where they cover up
the wells.
Speaker 15: Are probably trying to touch things.
Speaker 14: Well, I mean like kids are just girls period.
Speaker 31: Right?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Actually a lot you guys would love to
know that Sarah watched a very famous horror film for
her first time recently. I came over and she was
watching it, and I was like, I've not ever seen
this before. Just like, no, Sarah just recently for her
first time watched The Lost Boys.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, I've seen I've seen The Lost Boys.
Speaker 7: I watched Flying Liners.
Speaker 9: It was flat.
Speaker 15: That was what I had.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, Flatliners, sorry, which was kind of a
horror film, kind of a thriller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Watch Boys is not a bad movie. It's a
very kind of scary atmosphere.
Speaker 7: Because for one, that's right, that's right. Lost Boys is
great love Lost Boys, Lost Poices.
Speaker 2: Hey, club, what's your favorite horror movie?
Speaker 12: As you might know, Violent Ship is.
Speaker 2: Besides that.
Speaker 12: Let me just tell you, you know, like in my food,
I don't like leftovers in my movies, I don't like sequels.
I'll tell you the Violent Ship sequels. Some of them
are out of this world.
Speaker 2: Violent Ship five of them, two, three, four, and five.
Speaker 17: So I think the fifth one is actually a separate
zombie movie that has nothing to do with the other ones,
but I don't know for sure. I want to send
this to you so you can watch the rest because
I'm done one and done.
Speaker 12: Binge all five of them.
Speaker 15: Oh no, ready for it? I sent you my address Instagram.
Speaker 14: Even make it through one.
Speaker 7: It was really so disturbing.
Speaker 27: It was so still left me and you missed you.
Speaker 14: Miss Jesus.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, time to be able to religious time. Yeah okay, great,
Well it switches in here, but I think it's time
to pull the train into the station, but the training crashes.
We just want to thank Dave for having us here
at the stop and yelling another night he's playing the.
Speaker 9: Stop be there with you, guys.
Speaker 15: It's like so much fun.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so when we wrap up the show, we'll
pretend Dave is here. Thank you Dave for Thank you, Dave,
Thank you Dave.
Speaker 6: Stop and yelling and espresso martinis coming, yes.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, I need one right now. Let's see,
let's say thank you too. Let's start off with Trevor. Trevor,
thank you for joining us tonight.
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you for having me. I always love
being on the show.
Speaker 2: And then extra thank you for helping us that this up.
It just wouldn't have happened without you. Thank you for
being here. You know, he wants the Trevor instrumental in
making this work.
Speaker 7: I love the show, guys, I really do. I think
it's really special and unique. I'm not making a joke here.
I go back to listen to it and it's just like,
I'm just glad to be involved in something so loose
and fun and everybody just having a good time.
Speaker 2: Is that the diet Coke?
Speaker 7: I think that that's now. That could be the Laurasa
Pam and the we talking. I don't know. And yeah, no,
if you went to the men's room, you could smell it,
but that's it.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 15: Would someone take a Violent Ship?
Speaker 2: How to wrap it up?
Speaker 10: Raven?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Raven, thank you for joining us. And we'll
get that CD out you and you can do the
film reviews. Okay, thank you, club, Thank you, thank you club,
Thank you club.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you for having me. This is what I
really enjoyed. This a little bit different tonight.
Speaker 2: Yes, well you're going to have to come down here
now live.
Speaker 7: Yeah, now that we can do the live one.
Speaker 12: But the only thing is it's it's rather loose, you know,
like diarrhea. It was good, It was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you Sarah Lee for joining us, Sarah Lean,
thanks for having me.
Speaker 27: I love being here.
Speaker 17: Thank you for inviting me again. You know, I wasn't
sure after that first time if I would be invited back.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 14: I mean, you know that reviews, it's a lot of
the Violent Ship film.
Speaker 7: You were literally counting up on your calculator how many
edits you're going to?
Speaker 17: Well, Okay, I was causing a lot of anxiety over
that one.
Speaker 8: But I love every.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, right, the doll yeah, every time he
needs to edit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then you just need one.
Speaker 10: You hit it.
Speaker 7: It's just Sarah going violent ship.
Speaker 14: Well I kept him mostly glad today it's in Satan.
Speaker 2: Can I say hol on us tonight? No, the first
let's go.
Speaker 15: You Satan deserves his introduction.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, good, yea, thank you, thank you, thank you,
appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Well, that's it. That's a nice show.
Speaker 2: Everybody, the way it has brought the bills, so it
must be the end of the show. Thank you. That's
our Okay, let me do, let me do the plus okay, yeah,
the goodness of the bum rush. Homes Got Troops Homestot
Troops is a military organization that build homes for our
veterans who have been hurt in combat after nine to eleven,
that's the Iraqi war on the Afghan war. And they
build them these homes that are more adapted to the knees.
There are folks who came home missing a limb and homes.
Our troops builds them homes with not a lot of stairs,
low account of space. You get the idea, and so
you get the idea. And once they've built them the house,
they rip up the boys. They give them the keys.
It's their house forever. They don't have to live with
that idea of a mrtgage payment over the head every month.
These are people who gave a lot to us, and
so it's our time to give a lot to them.
Homes for our troops. Please google them see what they're about. Also,
we say at the end of every show, John McCain
was not a loser, he was not a sucker. He's
a war hero. He's a veteran, he's a disabled veteran.
You don't make fun of people like that. You owned them.
You don't make fun of veterans. Okay, let's just put
it that way, all right. I want to ask everyone
please to look into this project twenty twenty five and
just look at what they're going to do if this
actually comes about to our veterans. Okay, after ten years,
no matter what's wrong with you, you're going to be
cut off from the veterans benefits. If you have a
military pension, you cannot get veterans benefits. You can't get
both at the same time, which is unbelievably unfair. They're
going to close a lot of veterans hospitals and send
them to community health centers and a bunch of other things. Okay,
this is something that is un American. It's un American.
You can't treat our veterans like that. You just can't
do it. So please look into it and then vote
with your conscience. Okay, so listen, this is mac though
for the entire gang to hear us next time, be safe,
be happy, and bye bye.
Speaker 18: So I'll say you hear us next time. This is
mac Onani for the entire gang, saying be safe, be happy,
and by.
Speaker 19: Okay, the show's over. Heykbra, where we going to eat tonight? Well, gentlemen,
what do you feel like? China eats Italian sushi.
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Speaker 5: And where would that be?
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