Speaker 1: I am so glad that my son Carson likes to
Speaker 1: come home. We picked him up at the airport last
Speaker 1: night and he saw us pulling up to the door
Speaker 1: and he just got the biggest smile on his face,
Speaker 1: like I'm home again, and he was just chatty and happy.
Speaker 1: And I'm really happy that we raised a kid that
Speaker 1: likes to come home and see his mom and dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know not every kid feels that way. I
Speaker 1: was just happy to go home and see my mom
Speaker 1: and dad. I love going home and see my mom
Speaker 1: and dad. One thing that I will complain about, and
Speaker 1: Bailey says, I complain too much, but I will.
Speaker 2: Make a comment. Oh, when you go.
Speaker 1: To pick up people at the airport, my god, there
Speaker 1: are three layers of cars curbside, next lane, next lane
Speaker 1: of people whose passenger has not arrived yet, but they
Speaker 1: are there waiting, making it impossible to pick up the
Speaker 1: passengers that have arrived. Now, you know, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: wait in what they call the cell phone lotah, which
Speaker 1: is over on Post Road.
Speaker 3: And it's super easy too.
Speaker 1: And it's super easy, and that way you are not
Speaker 1: waiting and you're not inconveniencing yourself. You sit there in
Speaker 1: your car, and you sit and wait, and then your
Speaker 1: friend will text your call and say, yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: at door four. Drive over to door four and pick
Speaker 1: them up.
Speaker 2: Boom boom boom. Done.
Speaker 1: But there are the people who pull up and they'll
Speaker 1: be like, you know, okay, are you there yet? No,
Speaker 1: I'm still at baggage claim or I'm on my way
Speaker 1: to baggage claim, and they sit and wait and you
Speaker 1: can look at them and they're just sitting there alone
Speaker 1: in their car. Yeah, up against the curb or in
Speaker 1: lane two or lane three, clogging up the lane so
Speaker 1: you can't get in to pick up your passenger.
Speaker 3: Get out of my way, dummy.
Speaker 2: Does anybody admit to doing that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, I usually if they're not there when I get there,
Speaker 3: I do a loop.
Speaker 2: Oh do you do a loop? Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because usually I time everything to get to where
Speaker 5: I need to be exactly on time. And so usually
Speaker 5: if somebody says like, okay, I'm we just landed, I
Speaker 5: think okay, by the time they landed to the time
Speaker 5: that they are at baggage claim or at pick up,
Speaker 5: it'll be about twenty minutes probably, yeah, And it usually
Speaker 5: takes me about twenty minutes to get to the airport,
Speaker 5: so I usually wait until they say, like I just landed.
Speaker 3: Then I'll get my car and.
Speaker 1: Go okay, yeah, we go to the cell phone lot
Speaker 1: and then Carson will call and say, yeah, I'm at
Speaker 1: door number two. And then it takes me probably less
Speaker 1: than five minutes to get to door number two, so
Speaker 1: he'll wait for five minutes, but that way he is there.
Speaker 1: But I just think it's such a rude, entitled, selfish
Speaker 1: thing to do to pull up to the curb and
Speaker 1: sit there and wait for your passenger. Now, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to change anything with this complaining on the podcast,
Speaker 1: but I just wish it would become more of a norm,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah.
Speaker 5: Waiting, And I would love it if people thought about
Speaker 5: other people other than themselves. Yeah, but that's where anytime.
Speaker 1: Just not likely to happen, all right, uh, Marie writes
Speaker 1: in and she is a regular contributor. She says, I'm
Speaker 1: coming to complain more facilities, specifically schools and daycares, need
Speaker 1: to be more accommodating to those with food allergies and
Speaker 1: more specifically be peanut free. They're very commodating for students
Speaker 1: with nut allergies, but not so much for teachers. I
Speaker 1: have a peanut allergy myself and work at a daycare.
Speaker 1: It's gotten to the point where I'll need to step
Speaker 1: out of the room for snack time and lunchtime otherwise
Speaker 1: any lingering particles of peanuts of peanut butter get in
Speaker 1: my eyes and I begin to have an erection. I
Speaker 1: begin to have an erection. I begin to have a reaction,
Speaker 1: not an erection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't figured.
Speaker 4: That's probably not what she wrote.
Speaker 1: Begin to have a reaction. How why in the world
Speaker 1: did I say erection?
Speaker 3: It's on the mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I must be a reaction which later will result
Speaker 1: in breaking out in hives and something being and sometimes
Speaker 1: being unable to breathe. I feel bad about leaving the room,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to risk my own safety. I
Speaker 1: wish more places were understanding about anyone with food allergies
Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, that's my complaint for the day. I've
Speaker 1: got nothing to add to that, but I'm glad you
Speaker 1: got a chance to say your piece.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish. I do.
Speaker 5: Wish more people were, you know, cognizant of allergies in general,
Speaker 5: and especially because there are so many kids now with allergies, which, man,
Speaker 5: I'd love to know the science behind that. Why do
Speaker 5: so many kids have allergies these days? Because it didn't
Speaker 5: seem like there were that many when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: No, And it's very true, and I'm not sure why
Speaker 1: that is. But when I was a kid, there was
Speaker 1: no such thing in my world as a peanut allergy
Speaker 1: or any kind of a nut allergy. But we had
Speaker 1: kids in Scouts that could not eat cookies with nuts
Speaker 1: in them. And so even if it was made in
Speaker 1: a facility that used nuts in other ingredients and they're cookies,
Speaker 1: they couldn't eat them. And I think it came up
Speaker 1: on the air maybe twenty years ago, and I said,
Speaker 1: why is this? And somebody called They got very mad
Speaker 1: at me, and I can't remember why.
Speaker 5: But because you didn't know, but you were like seeking
Speaker 5: out information.
Speaker 4: So what happened was you made a joke about nut allergies.
Speaker 4: And you said you made a joke in a very
Speaker 4: Dave Ryan way where it was clearly sarcastic, but someone
Speaker 4: took it in a way of like you shouldn't make
Speaker 4: jokes about nut allergies like that. And then we had
Speaker 4: someone on who has a kid who has a nut allergy,
Speaker 4: and she dreamed you, oh rereamed you out, speaking of nuts.
Speaker 1: I was watching this show and I've told you about it.
Speaker 1: It's called Bad Thoughts I made, not made, but I
Speaker 1: offered to have Susan and Carson watch it last night
Speaker 1: because it's just a really really funny, just very distasteful show.
Speaker 1: So there's a woman and she's dying, and she's in
Speaker 1: hospice and she's there with her boy, her husband, Carl,
Speaker 1: and she looks very They've got her made up to
Speaker 1: look like she's very, very sick, and she's got, you know,
Speaker 1: the tube in her nose, and she's got the cap
Speaker 1: on because she's lost her hair. And then a woman
Speaker 1: from Last Wish comes in and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have Last Wish coming in? What is your last Wish?
Speaker 2: I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: Did you want to see the symphony or meet Adam Levine?
Speaker 2: What is your last Wish?
Speaker 1: And the woman from Last Wish and the wife are like,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's a little more challenging than that. There's
Speaker 1: a guy on TV that does some Subway sandwich commercials
Speaker 1: and he's really hot, and so the woman says something like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want him to fill every hole with his sweet
Speaker 1: sweet juice. And it's like it's shocking, right, and it's funny.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I want you to I want you
Speaker 1: in her sick face and she's very weak. She's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to drag your nuts across my face.
Speaker 1: And it's so shocking and so wrong and so funny.
Speaker 1: But nobody was laughing. Carson Carson, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Carcon that's why because as a kid who has ever
Speaker 4: watched any kind of sexual reference with a parent, it's
Speaker 4: so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: He watched it with both his parents.
Speaker 2: I thought he would laugh his ass off.
Speaker 4: Maybe alone he might it was just you, but was
Speaker 4: Susan there. I'm sure he was really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, maybe that was it. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: Chase about it, see, because Chase and I have the
Speaker 1: exact same sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Just wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know if you want to give
Speaker 1: it a shot. If it sounds like it's your cup
Speaker 1: of tea. It's called Bad Thoughts and it's on Netflix
Speaker 1: and each one is his skit that's about five to
Speaker 1: ten minutes long, very funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm a mom of a one and a half year
Speaker 1: old and go to great links to keep my little
Speaker 1: one away from technology. She does not use our phones.
Speaker 1: We don't own an iPad. She does watch classic movies
Speaker 1: on the TV a small portion of the day when
Speaker 1: I'm cooking lunch. I am so determined not to be
Speaker 1: the family who are all sitting on their devices at
Speaker 1: a restaurant. However, I'm also a substitute part time, and
Speaker 1: yesterday class as sixth graders glued to their chromebooks the
Speaker 1: entire hour completing the lesson for the day. So my
Speaker 1: frustrations come because we try to protect our little ones
Speaker 1: so much from overuse, then send them to school with
Speaker 1: a device they need to be glued to to do
Speaker 1: school work all day. I just really missed the old
Speaker 1: days where we use pencil and paper. I feel like
Speaker 1: you'll understand me, so I wanted to write in love
Speaker 1: y'all so much, Amy, Thank you Amy. That is kind
Speaker 1: of a.
Speaker 2: Rub.
Speaker 1: You could say that you're working really hard, but then
Speaker 1: they're on their chromebooks all day. Yeah the kids that
Speaker 1: I mean that is like every kid is issued a chromebook.
Speaker 3: Now your chromebook is your book, which is wild to me.
Speaker 4: So everywhere or I have a rich suburb.
Speaker 5: No, I think it's most schools. They like they supply
Speaker 5: a chromebook to every single student.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think you're right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So then it's the kids. And also the
Speaker 5: chromebooks are so annoying too, because kids will forget their chargers, so.
Speaker 3: They'll be like, oh, you can't do my work because
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: Have a charger, And it's just so annoying when I
Speaker 5: just wish there was paper, because I mean, when I
Speaker 5: work in the high school and I even say like,
Speaker 5: I need you to get out your chromebooks and do
Speaker 5: this work, They're just playing games on them anyway, They're
Speaker 5: not doing any work.
Speaker 3: I hate those dang chromebooks.
Speaker 5: I just want eyes on me, listen to what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: because if you've got your chromebook open, you ain't listening
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 3: Bro I hate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, Dave, Jenny Bailey vont Charisa One comment
Speaker 1: about soulmates, because we had a big discussion yesterday about like,
Speaker 1: is there such a thing as your one true love,
Speaker 1: the love of your life, or your soulmate. I agree
Speaker 1: with you, guys that people have more more than one soulmate.
Speaker 1: I believe I've already met one of mine. I was
Speaker 1: twenty two. We were together for a few months when
Speaker 1: we met up again and got back together about fifteen
Speaker 1: years later, when I was thirty seven. It did not
Speaker 1: work out that time either, but I still have hope
Speaker 1: that I have another soulmate out there just waiting for me.
Speaker 1: I'm a hopeless romantic. I always will be. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm very sad you didn't play my submission for Favorite
Speaker 1: Musical Moment. A few weeks ago. I picked a song
Speaker 1: that I hope VANT would recognize. The song was This
Speaker 1: Is for the Lover in You by Shalamar. Ask him
Speaker 1: if he knows that song. Thanks, guys. All right, Shalamar
Speaker 1: did a song back in the day called Dancing.
Speaker 2: In the Sheets.
Speaker 1: Oh, not dance in the streets, but good play onwards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was Shalamar. Anyway, we do have
Speaker 1: a little bit of a rule series, and that is
Speaker 1: we try to stay away from songs that people don't
Speaker 1: generally wide spread. No, because we've been doing Favorite Musical
Speaker 1: Moment for a long time and vont was new, so
Speaker 1: he started loading up songs that people didn't really know,
Speaker 1: and they're honestly not as fun. If you don't know them,
Speaker 1: they can still be good, but they weren't as fun.
Speaker 1: So we had to teach font kind of stay away
Speaker 1: from songs that are not mainstream popular.
Speaker 5: Songs and don't worry series, It's not just you. He
Speaker 5: didn't play my sisters either, but she picked a song
Speaker 5: that not everybody knows.
Speaker 2: She be cut.
Speaker 3: What the heck they didn't play my song? Like, bro,
Speaker 3: no one knows your song?
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, this is interesting. This is mostly for Dave.
Speaker 1: I heard you talking about bad thoughts, which we just did.
Speaker 1: Been waiting to hear somebody that has watched it so
Speaker 1: we can chat. Oh my fucking god, it's the most random, funny,
Speaker 1: disturbing shit I've seen in a while. I binged it
Speaker 1: all airplane episode, Like, who the fuck is in my
Speaker 1: head reporting this stuff to Tom Segura. I'm your friendly
Speaker 1: flight attendant. He's an evil, fucking genius. I want more.
Speaker 1: Although the last episode was hard to swallow, Lol, you'll
Speaker 1: know when you watch it. It's impossible to literally give
Speaker 1: a spoiler alert because if somebody imagine this could happen,
Speaker 1: then get your ass to a psych ward Now. I
Speaker 1: hope he gets another season i'd watch for the shock value.
Speaker 3: I have to say, stop reading.
Speaker 4: I don't want any spoilers.
Speaker 3: I want to watch it.
Speaker 2: Watch it.
Speaker 1: Let me know what you think, because you're a little
Speaker 1: bit twisted too. Oh absolutely, and I think that you'll think,
Speaker 1: like the airplane episode was really funny. But there's one ah,
Speaker 1: I can't spoiler it, but there's a gorgeous, beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 1: beautiful French woman who's like, I want you to make
Speaker 1: love to me, and Tom is like serious, and she's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I want you to make love to me. You can
Speaker 1: do anything you want to me. But there's one condition,
Speaker 1: and that's where it gets funny. Yeah, because the condition,
Speaker 1: you would think like okay, yeah, sure, but once he
Speaker 1: finds out what the condition is, it's like and after
Speaker 1: that it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Okay. Anyway, love y'all.
Speaker 1: Like a pimple on my ass, I can't stop popping,
Speaker 1: but I really love you. Talk soon, dart lick into
Speaker 1: the airport Shannon. All right, Shannon, thank you. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that we could bond.
Speaker 4: On that one pimple on my ass.
Speaker 1: It's a bad analogy. Yeah, I was gonna say, terrible analogy.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that one, Shannon, but.
Speaker 3: I like the effort.
Speaker 1: Dave heard you talking about renting a car on the
Speaker 1: way to Colorado. Have you tried using Touro. It's like
Speaker 1: an Airbnb, but for cars. It's a lot cheaper than
Speaker 1: the big rental companies. Worth checking out. Thank you, McKenzie. Touro.
Speaker 1: I'd never heard of it, and yes, I rent and
Speaker 1: it's very very expensive.
Speaker 4: Like some negative things about turo tell me, well, just
Speaker 4: because it is it's like someone's car that they own
Speaker 4: and then you rent it from them, so like sometimes
Speaker 4: the car won't be there at the airports.
Speaker 3: Oh my, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I know that it's worked out for a lot of
Speaker 4: people and it is cheaper, but I just feel like
Speaker 4: it's something that I don't always trust, so I usually
Speaker 4: just stick with the rental companies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and out of Denver because it's such a popular destination.
Speaker 1: Rental cars are ridiculous. I mean, if you went to Gillett, Wyoming,
Speaker 1: for example, the rented car probably be cheap because they
Speaker 1: ain't no tourists there. Next email is about camping, So
Speaker 1: let's check this one out. It's kind of interesting, fun place.
Speaker 1: Camden State Park in lynd Minnesota. There was a crick
Speaker 1: but it was a shallow body water that flowed over
Speaker 1: rocks in the river. I remembered being too cold to
Speaker 1: swim in the watering hole as a kid, so we
Speaker 1: sat in the creek instead. I remember family was fishing,
Speaker 1: and my family was packing up and getting ready to
Speaker 1: head out. We heard a huge splash and a lady
Speaker 1: yelling at her husband, Hell well, she fell in the river.
Speaker 1: He was too busy catching fish to help her out.
Speaker 1: I remember driving out of the campsite and seeing him
Speaker 1: walking back to their campsite. She looked like a drown rat. Anyway,
Speaker 1: great memories of this place when I was younger. That's
Speaker 1: from Erin. It's called Camden State Park in Lynde, Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Never been no but thank you Erin. Appreciate that one,
Speaker 1: and I think that is going to do it for
Speaker 1: the Minnesota. Goodbye for today. There's a couple of longer
Speaker 1: ones that I didn't get to regarding soulmates, so we'll
Speaker 1: probably cover those tomorrow. But I would be interested to
Speaker 1: hear if you have met the love of your life,
Speaker 1: If you are with the love of your life, and
Speaker 1: I hope you are, I mean the love of your
Speaker 1: life is like, Wow, that is Matt. There's people who
Speaker 1: are like, they're happy, they're with their best friend, they're
Speaker 1: not looking over their shoulder, they're not checking out their
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend or girlfriend's Facebook to see what they're up to.
Speaker 1: They're just happy. And then there are people who they
Speaker 1: have the one that got away, and maybe you have one.
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear your story. Send your emails of
Speaker 1: anything you want to talk about to Ryan Show at
Speaker 1: KDWB dot com