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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. As

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<v Speaker 2>i'm recording, I'm texting back and forth with Mike Chisholm

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<v Speaker 2>from The Letterman podcast. He apparently liked the al Michaels

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<v Speaker 2>bit and it just got me thinking about how much

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<v Speaker 2>I do like al Michaels. I defend him on Twitter

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<v Speaker 2>every Thursday. People are like, he's so old. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's great. He knows how to call football. You're watching

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<v Speaker 2>the game. You don't need somebody yelling and screaming. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you watch Kevin Horland, who's great at basketball and I

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<v Speaker 2>love him on NBA two K Do you watch Kevin

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<v Speaker 2>Horland call football game and only does his yell and scream,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas al Michaels is just in the zone. I know

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't why you're here, and I'm bringing all the rules.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell about him Gafkins Bourbon set in a second.

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<v Speaker 2>But al Michaels remember the oj Knight and Captain Jenks

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<v Speaker 2>called in and pranked Peter Jennings. I can never think

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<v Speaker 2>of that and not laugh. So if you're not familiar

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<v Speaker 2>with the story, Peter Jennings is there, and he says, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we have we have a eyewitness on the scene across

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<v Speaker 2>from oj Simpson's house. That's say, mister Robert Higgins, mister Higgins,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you see now? Captain Jenks went into a

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<v Speaker 2>character that I don't want to get canceled, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to do here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna ask everybody to be quiet for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>We have on the phone with us as well, Robert Higgins,

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<v Speaker 1>who lives in the neighborhood and is on the ground

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<v Speaker 1>and can see inside the van. Mister Higgins, Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm watching this at home thinking how does Peter Jennings,

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<v Speaker 2>the ABC anchor, not know what is happening? Then and

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden, you hear the voice of

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<v Speaker 2>God here, Peter, this is al Michaels. Lest anyone think

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<v Speaker 2>that is a real name. I forget exactly what he said.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a completely farcical call. Now, as the years

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<v Speaker 2>went on, al Michaels would go on Howard Stern, Billy

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<v Speaker 2>West would do al Michaels saying, that's a completely forcical call.

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<v Speaker 2>Al Michaels said, I've never used the word farcicle in

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<v Speaker 2>my life, but I know what was going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>The driveway of Oj Simpson's home in Redwood, clearly an

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<v Speaker 1>effort being made to him come out of the vehicle

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<v Speaker 1>in the doorway of the house. His friend Al Cowling Peter.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, just for the record, this is Al Michaels.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was a totally farcical call. Lest anybody think

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<v Speaker 3>that that was somebody who was truly across the street

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<v Speaker 3>that was not. He said something in code at the

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<v Speaker 3>end that's indicative of the mentioning of the name of

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<v Speaker 3>a certain radio talk show.

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<v Speaker 2>Host as a producer. I just imagine myself in the

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<v Speaker 2>control room and the hotline ring. So the hot line

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<v Speaker 2>is a phone that you only use when you really

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<v Speaker 2>need to get through. Like you don't use the hotline

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<v Speaker 2>to be like, hey, what should we get for lunch?

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<v Speaker 2>The hot line is hey, there's a fake call on

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<v Speaker 2>the air, get it off now. It's used for that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing. It's the batphone. So I'm just picturing

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the control room and Al Michael's calls and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, you gotta put me on the air right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, what did you not just see the ojchase?

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<v Speaker 2>Why does al Michaels have to be on the air

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Anyway, I have totally degressed and broken all

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<v Speaker 2>the rules and put a two and a half minute

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<v Speaker 2>roadblock at the top of the show. You're not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Yeah, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Gaffigan, it's today the Bourbon set. We've been looking

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<v Speaker 2>forward to this four months, over four shows, Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 2>will debut an all new set of Bourbon and whiskey

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<v Speaker 2>inspire stand up. You might still be able to get

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<v Speaker 2>in because on Monday morning, Jim Gaffigan post it on

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<v Speaker 2>Threads the tickets were still available. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if the bourbon demand is quite there for Jim gaffigan

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<v Speaker 2>bourbon theme sets, but he's doing four of them to

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<v Speaker 2>tonight two Thursday, seven and nine thirty. It's at the

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<v Speaker 2>Kentucky Center baum Hart Theater, you know, the one on

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<v Speaker 2>five oh one West Main Street. Yeah. Now, what he's

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<v Speaker 2>really pushing is this really cool after party on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. If you've got tickets to the nine to

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<v Speaker 2>thirty show, not only do you get a Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 2>bourbon themed comedy set. You get exclusive access to the

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<v Speaker 2>official after party. The party will feature sponsored bourbon pores,

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<v Speaker 2>light bites, and of course, Jim Gaffigan. That after party

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't starts eleven pm. So as much as I love

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<v Speaker 2>Jim gaffigan bourbon jokes and bourbon, I mean you want

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<v Speaker 2>me to start a party at eleven o'clock on a

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<v Speaker 2>school night? Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, this next part here, I'm not doing a bit, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So let me get the little out of my voice.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to have a fun. It's just a

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<v Speaker 2>fun little podcast. But let me get to us for

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<v Speaker 2>a second. Over the weekend, John Marcos Saraisi posted a

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<v Speaker 2>picture with Jim Gaffigan. Now, I would describe John Marcos

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<v Speaker 2>Sarraisi as wiry. If you've seen his comedy special, you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's not a big, fat, stocky guy like me.

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<v Speaker 2>He's wiry. Anyway, He's in a picture with Jim Gaffigan,

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<v Speaker 2>who has said he lost weight using joo. Jim's looking

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<v Speaker 2>really thit not like, hey, you lost a lot of weight,

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<v Speaker 2>You look good like he's past that. Now. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>he's okay. I'm not doing a bit. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be a jerk hole. But when You're standing next

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<v Speaker 2>to John Marco and I'm like you look really thin,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, huh, so, I hope everything's okay. There stories

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't got to Nate Brigetzie. Remember the Emmys and

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<v Speaker 2>then Jimmy Kimmel got suspended and then we all went

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<v Speaker 2>to the Riod Comedy Festival wholl All. Before that, the

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<v Speaker 2>story was Naperghetzy tanked on the Emmys. Remember that bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate on his podcast said he wasn't trying to put

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<v Speaker 2>anybody on the spot. I was trying to have a

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<v Speaker 2>very giving night. He said he had no ill intent

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<v Speaker 2>while planning it out. Well, then, dude, you didn't think

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<v Speaker 2>about this at all, Nate said. Reviews did not like

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<v Speaker 2>the boys and Girls Club thing, despite it coming from

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<v Speaker 2>a real place of heart. In my head, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>trying to put anybody in spot. I wasn't trying to

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<v Speaker 2>make someone donate money. But in my head I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thought, like, make it fun. We're not using the

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<v Speaker 2>charities a tool. They asked you to come up with

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<v Speaker 2>a way to make everybody go shorter on their speeches.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, why are we trying to go shorter

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<v Speaker 2>on their speeches? Like what are we trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>to at this point the Sunday night eleven o'clock news.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares? We all have phones? Like what is the race?

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<v Speaker 2>Or start the show earlier if you're worried about it

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<v Speaker 2>going too late, Nate said, comics, I don't think I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to ask that going shorter, because I'll try to

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<v Speaker 2>find a solution. He said, CBS was very happy with

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<v Speaker 2>the bit. I think people at home were very happy

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<v Speaker 2>they watched it. No, we weren't. I wasn't trying to

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<v Speaker 2>overshadow any of their speeches, but yeah, you know some

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<v Speaker 2>of these people, well, you work your whole career, you

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<v Speaker 2>finally get recognized. You just want to thank your family

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<v Speaker 2>and the people you worked with hard, and like, why

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<v Speaker 2>are we running a clock? I get we don't want

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<v Speaker 2>the seven minutes speeches about issues of the day. I

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<v Speaker 2>get that. But if you're up there and you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to think my wife's just been really

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<v Speaker 2>great these last thirty years, and my kids are fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know the rest of the crew here, let

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<v Speaker 2>people do that. Nate explained on his podcast, he thought

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<v Speaker 2>that the shows that won, or Netflix or Apple would

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<v Speaker 2>donate the money. It's not like I was expecting that kid,

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<v Speaker 2>meaning adolescent star Owen Cooper, who was fantastic in his speech.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's fifteen. I mean that show was great.

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<v Speaker 2>He's great, but his speech was fantastic. I wasn't expecting

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<v Speaker 2>that kid to give money. In my head, I pictured

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<v Speaker 2>as they could speak long but then be a hero,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was a win win. Then the night becomes

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<v Speaker 2>about love and you're giving to these kids that are

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<v Speaker 2>there and all the stuff. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't explain enough in the room. I had it

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<v Speaker 2>in my head one way, it came out another way.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reasoning was there. I wasn't gonna give that

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<v Speaker 2>to have it, But the way it went, it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I wonder if they'll have him back. So

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<v Speaker 2>friend of the show Jason Zinniman pointed out the ratings

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<v Speaker 2>were up, but I don't know. I feel like that's

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<v Speaker 2>a jokoy one and done. I can't see rolling him

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<v Speaker 2>back out. David Letterman, Yes, I'm finally getting to a

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<v Speaker 2>David Letterman story. Because all the crazy news has calmed down,

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<v Speaker 2>he has announced his next guest on My Next Guest

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<v Speaker 2>needs no introduction. He's already taped it at New York University.

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<v Speaker 2>It is with the great, great dramatic actor Adam Sandler, hopefully.

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<v Speaker 2>Letterman asked him a lot of questions about Adam's fine

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<v Speaker 2>dramatic films, Uncut, Gems, Space movie one about basketball, and

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<v Speaker 2>this upcoming Ja Kelly won that apparently Adam Sandler dramatic

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<v Speaker 2>actor is fantastica and I'm looking forward to hearing Dave

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<v Speaker 2>interview Adam Sandler about dramatic acting. No date yet for that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's scheduled to air later this year. Let me guess

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<v Speaker 2>Jay Kelly comes out December fifth, maybe around then. There

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<v Speaker 2>is a lot of Oscar buzz around dramatic actor Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler told people that's real cool. Nice of everybody to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just happy I got to be in it. Sandler's

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<v Speaker 2>seems like a pretty cool guy. I mean, he addresses

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<v Speaker 2>worse than I do, and his attempts at comedy are terrible,

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<v Speaker 2>but he does seem like a really cool guy. Jimmie

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<v Speaker 2>Fallon had Taylor Swift on last night, we'll talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I did talk about Taylor Swift's new album on the

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<v Speaker 2>DCN eight bonus podcast on the feed on Apple Podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>So I haven't done a DCN eight in a few

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<v Speaker 2>weeks because of all the regular bonus episodes. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>and clicking Uninterrupted Listening, and then for five bucks a month,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll get this show and then just about everything else

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<v Speaker 2>on the network commercial free. So you get five good

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<v Speaker 2>news stories which I host, you get that commercial free.

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<v Speaker 2>In Palace Intrigue and all the other stuff, the trivia show,

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<v Speaker 2>you get all that without ads. But also to show

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<v Speaker 2>my appreciation and to get some things out of my system,

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<v Speaker 2>I started this thing called DCN eight where it's me,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm not talking about comedy, and I'm not putting

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<v Speaker 2>any rules on that. I'm not saying how long it is,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying how often it comes out. Just if

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<v Speaker 2>you're pay subscriber, every now and then you get a

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<v Speaker 2>DC and eight, And there's a DC and eight in

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<v Speaker 2>the feed right now. Fallon was catching some crap last

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<v Speaker 2>week because he said he's keeping his head down during

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<v Speaker 2>all this political stuff. Fallon told CNBC, our show's never

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<v Speaker 2>really been that political. We hit both size equally. We

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<v Speaker 2>try to make everybody laugh. Our monologue has been the

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<v Speaker 2>same in doing since Johnny Carson was doing this night show.

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<v Speaker 2>So I really just keep my head down to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure the jokes aren't funny. We're trying to make the

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<v Speaker 2>Festival today, Jack Whitehall brings Polish, British banterer and gleeful

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<v Speaker 2>There and Wayne Brady, he brings quick fire improv and

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<v Speaker 2>put the show together today, I actually excluded a few things.

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you can just see the industry, meaning Hollywood

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<v Speaker 2>and the two big agencies going, here's who we're pushing now,

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<v Speaker 2>are at least two people have done that with this year,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd prefer to talk about fun things like this whole

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<v Speaker 2>the recent episode of Spitting Image. That episode depicted Paddington

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<v Speaker 2>read ads for guns and robot sex dolls. Scrubs revival

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<v Speaker 2>free speech, just like you canceled all that stuff too.

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<v Speaker 2>So I misspoke there. I was not watching it on Hulu.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not do that. I do not support fascism.

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<v Speaker 2>I went upstairs and got my DVDs, which are real

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<v Speaker 2>things I own. I'll post a picture of me with

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<v Speaker 2>scrubs DVDs. I wasn't watching Hulu. I don't support fascism.

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<v Speaker 2>ABC has added nine guest starring cast members. The new

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<v Speaker 2>of Doctor Cox ever, I would watch a Doctor Cox

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<v Speaker 2>their romance has stood the test of time. Characters new

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<v Speaker 2>I don't support fascism. The original Sacred Heart Hospital was gone.

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<v Speaker 2>They were the new ones. So does the new scrubs

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<v Speaker 2>remember I saw somewhere over the weekend the Todd is

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<v Speaker 2>as the janitor new topic. For some reason, FX Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>FX is for some reason making very young Frankenstein This

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And kicking off today the Milwaukee Comedy

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<v Speaker 2>Festival celebrating twenty years presenting live comedy today through the

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<v Speaker 2>twelfth more than thirty comedians performing across nine shows at

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<v Speaker 2>different venues. Comedians in Clue, The Very Funny, Aparna Nurla,

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<v Speaker 2>Trek Has, Doug the Vulcan, and Punky Johnson. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good lineup. You should go hackle Patton Oswald and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, why did you play Doug the Vulcan seven

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock tonight at Parna and some others are at the

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<v Speaker 2>Lakefront Brewery. Sean Patten tomorrow at seven thirty. Patten Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>night if you want to heckle him, Punky Johnson on Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>and a bunch of other shows. Looks like at Nice Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is your comedy News for Today. Become a

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<v Speaker 2>me out of five bucks. I forgot to cancel, and

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