Speaker 1: Made a decision faced sunny summon on. I had a vision.
Speaker 2: What night so rich?
Speaker 3: Hey everybody, it's for crying out loud, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: It sure is always shown up? Is Yeah? Happy Halloween?
Whoa day after Halloween? I now this is the day
after Halloween, so don't hold me to this. But I've
eaten no Halloween candy. Good for you, Taylor. I'm proud
of you. Thank you. All right, that's our show. Yeah Halloween? Yes,
how was it? You had? Well? Quite the Halloween I did.
I don't know how Halloween night itself was for you.
I want to hear about it. But we heard we
heard a doozy of a Patreon that you got to
keep your mouth shut about about some shit that went
down the night before Halloween. Yeah, but how is your
Halloween proper? Well? I don't you know.
Speaker 3: Oh, there was a party in our neighborhood that they
have one every year. They didn't have it last year
because of COVID, but they had it this year and
all the kids go. They were like Natalia went for
like a half an hour and then went home and
watched scary movies and Sunny too. He went by there
and then when was the school night.
Speaker 1: I know, but okay, check this out. I hope none
of my friends are listening to this, but they don't.
That's the thing about my friends. They don't really care
about my podcast. Every once in a while I talk
about John and then get in trouble, right, so I
try to leave his ass out of it. But you
know whatever. So our neighbor, Elbie's friend that we carpooled with, now,
cute kid, just adorable love. And remember I told you
that the mom is somebody I was friends with when
I was literally either I just had elbe and she
was pregnant with Elbie's friend. Because that we met at
like a neighborhood party. That then we then we quickly
stopped having those neighborhood parties, but so we met. So
that was Alby's turning seventeen in like a week. Oh
my god, are you fucking kidding? I'm not kidding you. Seventeen?
What does she have to be? Sixteen? First? What she
have a license? Oh my god? Which, wait till I
tell you she got in a car? Acs? Sure did?
Oh no, Well, so I'll just tell you. We'll start
with Halloween. So so, oh my god, I'll be had
a very very busy weekend, which she would probably hate
me talking about, but she went to her She went
to Julie's daughter, Bella's birthday for Saturday night. Saturday night,
she went to the birthday but then came home, drove
herself home. Then she and her friend went to I
Hoop because Belli, Bella, Julie's daughter, went to another party
with some other friends. But then Bella texted Elbe and
was like, oh my god, this party's really fun. You
have to come meet me at this party. So Elvie's like,
it's like she's in her twenties. She was like, oh
my god, mom, I really want to go to this party.
And her other friend had that she was at I
Hop with had to go home, and I was like, dude,
it's freaking almost eleven. It's like ten thirty, Like I'm
in bed. Yeah, you know, I'm old. Yes, And she
was like, well, if I sleep over at Bella's house,
can I go? Can somebody take me to the drive
me over to the party. And I was like, johnn,
you want to drive her to the party. He's like, yeah,
that's fine. So she comes home, she gets driven to
the She gets to a party at like eleven fifteen,
is at the party for an hour and then goes
over to Bella's house and sleeps over right, and then
Julie wakes up at the crack of freaking dawn. She's
like a very early riser. So I'm getting a call
from her at like nine am. She's like, hey, so,
Elvie slept over last night, but guess what, we have
to go somewhere this morning, so they're gonna have to
get It's fine, I'll be us up. So that was
how she started Halloween. So our neighbor, the car pulling friend,
was having a party. But let's check this out. I
don't know this maybe should be Patreon, but maybe not.
But so their parents, who will never listen to this podcast,
they're very into Halloween. They're very into all the holidays.
They go crazy decorating their house. The dad is like
a burning man guy.
Speaker 3: Oh uh, he's really cool.
Speaker 1: They're very nice people. They love to party like and
they really get into the holidays. So every year they
have it's always a very happening house at Halloween. You
walking by, he's offering like adult beverages to the adults,
you know, and I drink on Halloween because it's you know,
one night a year. Sure kidding, I'm kidding people, but
it's like the Foot's like the party house a lot.
There's always like that, alos friends hanging out like on
the porch right totally.
Speaker 3: They always people living it up, living their best lives. Yes,
throwing parties and by the way, so much energy for that.
Speaker 1: By the way, you want to talk about corner fucking office.
I didn't go trick or treating with the kid. The
kids all just took themselves trick or treating. That's the best.
I had a little party at my house. They were like,
all right, we're off nice. That's the best. So but
so two different things to tell you. But one is,
so the neighbor Elbie says, I'm going to my friend's
house for the neighbor's party. Let's call him Tommy. Okay,
So Tommy's family who every year I'm always jealous of
all the fun they're having. Well, this year, Elbe's part
of it because now she's really good friends with Tommy.
So Tommy the day before is like, hey, so they're
talking about the party and he's like, you're sleeping over
right now, Lynette. When I tell you they live a
block away. They live a block away, and I'm like,
why would Elbe be sleeping over? Like, and he's like, oh,
everybody's invited to sleep over. So I'm like on a
school night. I'm like what, I don't understand. He's like, yeah,
my dad's going to take everyone to school, or maybe
Elbe had told me this first, and I was like, wait, why.
So she's like, it's going to be me her whole
little core group, which is a bunch of girls, and
he's having his also friends over and I was like, no, like,
why would you don't need to sleep over at Tommy's
house on a school night a block away from home?
Where are you going to sleep And she's like and
then so then the next day, I'm driving them to
school and he's telling me yeah, and I said, why
is everyone going to sleep over your house? And how
are they getting to school? He's like, oh, my dad's
going to take everyone to school in the morning, and
I was like, so no, I just said so late.
I didn't. I didn't freak out in the moment. I
wasn't like, well, I think that's inappropriate. I was just like,
oh cool. So then later when I'm have LB alone.
I was like, you know, I'm not super cool with that,
I said, I was like, really, all of your friend's
parents one of her friends, the mom is pretty conservative
to a couple of them, and I was like, do
they understand. Like it's just and not that I think
anything's going to happen, but I'm like, if these kids
are drinking, I don't know what they're gonna be doing,
and like, I don't know, it just seems. Plus I'm
just at an age I just want everybody home at night.
So in the morning's but on a school night, I
don't gonna have to be my brain to be overthinking.
I have to go to work in the morning. Here.
It's not that this job is so hard, but you know,
we're saving lives, yes, one person at a time. Anyway,
So I tell Elbe. I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna have some boundaries. And I was like, I know,
I think it's unnecessary. I go, I would like you
to come home. I go. You can stay as late
as you want, I go, but come home and sleep
in your bed and have one of your friends sleep
come home with you. Like so she agrees, And it's
just funny because I don't know. So I go walking
the dog by the house after our festivities ended, and
it is just drunk people galore, adults too, Like, it's
just Jesus drunk people. One of the kids, as I
told you, I'm Patreon, my little part of it had
like puked in the street. There's Elbie was fine, but
and then okay, so long story short, we want to
lock the front door. Albey didn't bring her keys because
you know, she's not a latch key kid. I guess
she thinks she doesn't have to bring her keys. It's
not like when I was a kid, if you didn't
have your keys, you were shit out of luck. Yes,
go find somewhere to sleep. Yeah, I mean I would
never go anywhere without my keys. So anyway, I'm texting Elbe.
I'm like, do you have your keys because we want
to lock up the house? You know, Oh no, And
rather than just come home and get her keys, she's like,
we'll leave soon. We'll leave soon. And I'm like, all right,
but dad's got to stay up and wait for you
to get home. She's like, well, just leave the door
unlocked and we'll lock it when we get home. I'm like, no,
have you seen Dary, I know exactly. So anyway, she
comes home this morning, you know, krack of dawn. Her
friend is a super go getter who slept over her sister.
Her friend slept over and they're up at like six
forty five, and then Elbie tells me, I'm really tired?
Can you drive me to school? So I'm like, all right.
In my mind, I'm thinking, well, this fucking Tommy's dad
got luck, Like now he's got a house full of
kids right now. He wasn't thinking right, well, I guess
he was thinking because then Albie's like, yeah, we got
to go pick up Tommy and Tommy's sister. And I
was like, wait, why I thought Tommy's dad was like, mister,
I'm driving everyone to school in the morning. And she goes, yeah,
well nobody really slept over there. And she goes and
I already kind of told Tommy's mom that like we
would we would drive in the morning. And I'm like
all right, I'm like, these people's eyes are bigger than
their stommach. Yes exactly. You got a lot of big plans.
You want to be the big hero. And in the end,
oh Steph with her resporing responsibility has to come to
the rescue, right totally. He's probably super hungover right now.
He all hungover, and he's probably so happy that like
Stephanie's the sucker. Although meanwhile, one of the friends, who's
not even Tommy's good friend at all, is really one
of Elbie's friends, slept over there with his girlfriend. So
I don't know where these people. This boy I've known
since he was in kindergarten. I know the mom. She
does not think her kid's up to anything nefarious. He
was apparently drunk girlfriend and they slept over there at
a He's not even this kid is not even really
friends with Tommy. They were sleeping over there, but they
didn't have school this morning. They go to a different
school and they didn't have school. So Tommy was like,
let's call the other kid, Fred. Okay. Tommy was like,
so Fred and his girlfriend crashed and he's like and
my dad was like, dude, what the fought? Like what
you didn't really run this by me? I was like, wait, so,
but your dad was fine with a full house full
of and he goes, well, those were people that are
kind of my friends, right, And he's like, but my
dad was like what am I going to do with
these people? And he goes, So I just told him, hey, guys,
like when you get up, like you can grab some
food or whatever. But then like kind of GTFO, I know,
like don't ask my dad for anything. Anyway, at the
thought was that's insane, I'm dealing what's crazy well on
teenagers now? Yes, holy shit. But meanwhile, real quick, my
other two Sadie and Xander, Yeah, we had such a
good time because it is really a freaking beautiful age.
So Lilah Crocodile came over with his mom and their
younger sister who's ten. So they came over. Our neighbors
that not really neighbors, but one of Sadie's friends that
we used to carpool with. They came over another friend
that I used to tell you is kind of baby voice.
It's not like a super good friend of Sadie's. But hey,
with somebody then like a neighbor, neighbor, I know, everybody's neighbor.
Neighbor with the ex wife. Yes, who's cuckoo. He came
by with his buddy. Divorced dad or came by with
his girls and his buddy and his buddy's kids. We
have like a house full of people. That's nice. And
then Xander has a new friend at school. He met
this kid and they are like thick as thieves. And
the mom, we will not say who it is, but
is a major actress. I texted Lynette earlier in the
week and I was like, holy shit, Xander's new friend
has a very famous mom. I cannot tell you who
it is, but she came over. It's a big deal.
She came over, yeah, with the kid, because Xander invited
his new friend over and he really wanted to come up,
and she was getting off work on a movie set
and she wanted to come over and like meet me.
I guess kind of vet me so and so and
also Robin and wait, Robin and Robins has been Wade
were over. I have like, wow, fifteen people. So she
came over and then Robin and Wade totally kept her busy.
She was lovely and very down to earth. And here's
my only embarrassing thing that happened. Like at first, I
was like, oh, she's really famous, and like I was
just having a lot of house and security, like matching plates,
and you know that's when it really I mean that
doesn't happen a lot. But when you're like, well, I
caind of have an A list celebrity in my house.
Imagine if it was like, it's a different generation, but
imagine if it was like, I don't know who you
would compare it to. I know, I'm China pretty big star,
Like yes, almost everybody's heard of her. Oh yeah, I
mean it's not like it, but it would be like
if like somebody from Friends came over, like a right Phoebe. Yeah,
I'd be like if Lisa Kudrou is at the house. Okay,
so Lisa Kudro comes over, Wodro, I think, yeah, but
because also more of a movie star and yes, her
current she's got things happening anyway, The point is she's over,
and I'm like, and she's super nice and like not
acting like at all. She came over, and I like, gab,
I was having to pretend I didn't know who she was.
She texted me. She texted me I didn't know that
he had a mom who was an actress, And we
were texting back and forth and she wanted to meet me,
and I said, okay, do you want to? Like she
wanted to come over, like after work and meet me
for five minutes. And I was like, well, I'm gonna
be walking the dog. You want to walk the dog
with me? And she's like sure, why not. Then later
I figured out who it was and I was like, okay,
I just invited her to go walk Pipo with me.
Not that she wouldn't have, because she really want when
you when you meet her anyway, she's really really nice.
But here's the one tiny embarrassing thing. So of course
John and I we haven't had anybody over to our
house since pre COVID. So now we're looking at our house,
which is, by the way, looks like hoarders because because
we're doing the conversion, so a bunch of stuff that
had been in the garage we're waiting to build a shed,
so we had some stuff kind of stacked. So we
were all day like moving. So we thought we did
a pretty good job. I cleaned our bathrooms and then
but I hadn't put a towel back in the sort
of second bathroom, and she had. At one point this
mom had said like, hey, can I wash my hands?
And I was like, yeah, of course, and I show
her the bathroom and she goes in there and comes out,
and I don't really think that much of it until
I go in there like half hour later, and there's
no towel at all, Like no towel, like not even
just a towel from the bath that's hanging over the note. Nothing,
not a paper towel. I don't So she washed her
hands and wiped it on her shirt.
Speaker 3: I guess she didn't say anything and say, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if she was just like a total devon, like,
who do I have to blow to get a shell?
Shaking her hands, flinging water, used to this slumming it,
she didn't say anything. Huh oh nice. She was adore.
She was so fun and my friends were impressed, and I,
I'm impressed. That's awesome. Of course, I had the one
friend that before she came over, I told the one mom.
I was like, yeah, so this person's coming over, this
Xander's friend. The mom is so and so, and she
was like, who what. I'm all right, come on, I
don't know who she is. I know, so anyway, it
was really really fun. But the but the best part
was they all just went took her treating. They were
like they went in like little. They went for a while,
then they came back, and then they went they went
out again. They were gone for like an hour and
a half, and the adults enjoyed themselves. That's cool. What
were any costumes? Any good costumes? There was a lot
of like I want to say it was Beetlejuice, but
is this really more of a Batman thing? What's the
the they're all wearing the black and white stripes, Kaylin
Klin to the rescue?
Speaker 2: Could that be a nightmare before Christmas thing?
Speaker 1: Now? I think it was supposed to be beetlejuice black
and white like stripes. I don't know, because the eighties
movies are back. But then one of them was I
think Harley Quinn one of them was. It's all like
comic book stuff. I see. Sadie just went as a
fairy that was made up of like a skirt. We
got a Goodwill a boost. Da had her hair long
and flowing and wings cute. And Xander was squid games nice?
Yeah nice? Did he get his teal jouse? I ordered
it from a target? I didn't. No, Remember I told
you that the Halloween costume wasn't coming in time, right, Yeah?
So we just we found a teal sweatsuit that was
that's cute. Yeah, Sonny was Sonny Corleone? Really, yes, did
anybody know what it was? I don't know. He told
me what he was gonna be.
Speaker 3: He was gonna put on a you know, a wife
beater and one a dad's like dress shirts like half buttoned,
and then like a gold chain and a black jacket.
And he's like, I'm just gonna go with Sonny Corleone
because I was named after him, so I might as
well just go.
Speaker 1: I love it. So so did you see? Okay? But
I don't get in trouble. What I don't think I'm
gonna get in trouble? Did you see? Okay? So you
saw what happened to Dory?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Wife, she lives right by my house, I know. And Encino.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, oh my god, it's so scary. Well, I
was watching the news. My friend works for them. Oh yeah, Jody,
uh huh.
Speaker 1: And if you.
Speaker 3: See all the footage, that's not Dory, it's Jody. They're like,
there's there's pictures of like what I thought it was
Dorry standing by the window that was smashed. That's Jody,
and those pictures she didn't. Dorry did not leave her room.
Oh wow, And Jody was there at the time. Jody was, so,
I don't get in trouble. I don't think. So she's
the public thing that happened.
Speaker 1: Right, So she.
Speaker 3: So she knows, she knew that. So she actually she
works more with p K. Yeah, okay, PK, p K.
She says, they're lovely people, by the way, lovely. So anyway,
he was in London, and she knew that, and she
knew that Dorry was alone with the kids. So at
eleven o'clock, the housekeeper sent Jody a text and says,
there's cops at the front door. At there's there's cops
at the door, and dor EAT's home with the kids.
Jody just grabbed her toothbrush and left, like she just
bolted over there because she knew she was home alone
with the kids and it was eleven o'clock, the cops
are there whatever. So she gets there and she you know,
told her she was she was pretty shooken up, like
she was traumatized about what happened.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you read the article, but yeah,
I read it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that they you know, they said one of them
said kill her, you know, when she was saying, like,
you know, a mother, and I got my kids in
the other room, Please don't hurt my babies.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that they were there for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: And then there's these pictures of what they say, is
dor eat like with a hoodie, you know they and
then they have to insult Jody by saying like, oh
dor eats, dressing down and like usual put together?
Speaker 1: Dorried? Is you know, disheveled? Well, first of all, it
just got robbed, right, it really was her. And second
of all, is Joe right come over and like, hey,
the cops are going to be here in a minute.
Can you guys come to an emergency glam squad? It's
so stupid.
Speaker 3: She's not Erica, right, I know she's usually put together,
so what anyway, But yeah, that's that's Jody in a
in the hoodie and but yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: Really traumatizing and she was traumatized. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope everybody's okay. But thank god, everybody's okay.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 3: Nobody couldn't have it could have been worse. But yeah,
that that happened.
Speaker 1: Speaking of cops, this is a weird segue, but have
you seen all the tiktoks with the it's like a
new TikTok trend with the cops doing the Caitlin, have
you seen this cops doing TikTok dances?
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: No, I was a little obsessed last night. I was
video after video and I was like, they're really trying
to like with all the you know, tef on them. Negative. Yeah,
they're really trying to like make They're trying to do
like sort of an US weekly like cops. They're just like,
look at these silly cops doing a funny TikTok dance.
But I gotta say it, word, couldn't stop watching. Really
it's a certain dance and it's all police officers dancing. Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll have to check it out all right, Kaylin.
How is your Halloween?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I want to know.
Speaker 2: My Halloween was very busy. Yeah, it was a long,
long day yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about it. Two kids?
Speaker 2: Well, I had to well, first we did ACS over
at the studio. I needed to go in a little
bit before that to clean up the place a bit,
and then we did a full ACS and then I
rushed home after that to get the kids ready for it.
Was like a daytime trick or treating thing. We drove
to this neighborhood and all of Amy's friends were there
with their kids and they essentially had like a like
a golf cart with a DJ on the back and
they'd ride around this neighborhood and all the kids would
follow behind and go trigg or treating on the way there.
This is that like three So this is during the day.
So we did that until about five five thirty. Went
directly home after that, and my mom also came into
town from England the first time since before COVID started.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So she was waiting for us back at the house,
so we hung out there.
Speaker 1: Did you know she was coming?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I was aware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just surprising you. Hello, good day.
Speaker 2: Now sounds just like.
Speaker 1: Her, did she talk like?
Speaker 2: It's funny? I I, for some reason, have never really
been able to hear her accent really. Growing up. Everyone
would always be like, oh, I didn't know your mom
was from England. Oh my god, she's so English, and I,
for some reason don't really hear it. I can't really
explain why. But anyway, she came in, we saw her,
hung out with her and my brother was too, because
you picked her from the airport. So we all hung
out there and then I.
Speaker 1: Did, did she stay at your place?
Speaker 2: No, she's staying at my older brother's house. I was
in Long Beach, so it's close to me, okay, So
I had to drive her over there, drive her back.
I got home by about like nine nine thirty and
I just watched Yeah, I just watched a TV show
and went to bed.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh, we did a couple more. We did a couple
more trigger when we got back to the house, me
and Isla. She was a panda and she was a
panda and I was a panda caretaker. I don't know
if you've seen those videos of like all the cute
pandas running around their enclosures and the staff trying to
like manage them, right, So I.
Speaker 1: Was that that's so cute.
Speaker 2: Ended up just looking like a doctor. I had to
write panda caretaker on it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're a no.
Speaker 2: Getter like us exactly. And so we did a couple
more houses when we got back, and then yeah, they
were both wiped.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I kind of miss those days, not really though,
I was.
Speaker 1: We most of us moms that were at my house,
were like, this is fucking genius, Like this is the
eight because this is so last year was COVID. Maybe
they would have if there was trick or treating, maybe
they would have gone on their own. I don't know.
But then the year before they were only eleven, so
they probably wouldn't have. So we walked around with them.
I mean it was much less stressful. We just sort
of like walked around behind like but this year was
like bye, nice. Yeah. I thought it was fun because
I still got to do to help them with the Halloween.
I mean, I know what you're saying. I miss those
days of just like, yeah, the cuteness factor and the
excitement and it's Halloween. But I'm lazy and I don't
miss right. I know. Now, maybe you should do this as.
Speaker 3: An annual thing every year and invite your hot shot
movie star friend.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: What was just nice was just having people over. Yeah.
I haven't experienced that in so long, and I just
didn't let myself stress out about it. I made I
in case you're wondering, it was a lot of kids,
So I ordered like eight Domino's pizzas and I had
a ton left over. I was like, I just want
to overorder so that everybody feels fed, kids especially all.
And then I made a couple of caesar salads and
then you know from a kid not like make up scratch.
I bought some caesar salad, made a bowl of that
that went fast. Made a bunch of caprasy with the toothpick,
with a grape tomato and mozzarella ball. One a basil
and then you put olive oil on it. And I
do one with just olive oil, salt and pepper, and
I do one with the Trader Joe's glaze is really good.
That was a big hit. And then honestly the thing
that went the most, I was like, I feel like
I should find something else. I had some grapes from
Trader Joe's. I put those out all gone wow, Like
the grapes were so so easy peasy. Yes. Yeah. I
had sparkling water and John wenton had a couple six
packs of beer for the like the did you guys
get like trigger Traders? No? But the reason why is
because our house looks really dark. It wasn't decorated because
there because the lights are off from the front because
of the construction. Oh that sucks. Oh, so let me
tell you about all they's car accident? Yeah, what the
So I was recording a part I was recording boord
af and I Elbe was on her On Friday night,
Elbe was on her way to school football game with
her friend in the car, which is not legal but whatever,
and I get a call from her, which she usually
doesn't call me. She usually texts me about stuff. But
I get a call from her, but I ignore it
because I'm recording a podcast, and I'm like, uh, if
it's important, she'll call John. And then Ava's friend's mom calls.
Speaker 3: Me, and I'm like, uh, oh, Ava's friend's mom.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry Elbe's So Elbe was with her
friend Ava right. Ava's mom then calls me. So I
get a missed call. I get a call from Elbie
that I don't answer, and then a few minutes later,
I get a call from my friend Cecily, who's her
Albie's friend's mom, and I'm like, oh, is she calling me?
And then I get a text from her saying is
everything okay? Is LB okay? And I was like, what
the fuck. So I'm I'm almost done with the podcast anyway,
so I'm like, all right, got wrap it up right,
so we finished and then I'm like, what is happening?
And then John's like, Elbe was in an accident and
she's okay. So she apparently, oh my god, she was
merging onto the freeway. Are we just talking about this
like people getting getting an accidents? Because you gout has
an accident, So we were just talking about like getting
an accidents and how do people just how do people
not get an accidents? Well, apparently somebody was going on
the freeway. She was trying to merge onto the freeway.
There was a guy, she said, that was ahead of
her but was not letting her in and kind of
going fast, and she was like, dude, fine, like go ahead.
So she's waiting for him to go, and then she
she said, he almost hit her because he wouldn't let
her okay. So she's coming up an on ramp and
he's on the side of her and she's like gonna
let him go. She said he was in a truck
pickup truck and like almost ran out, like was like
almost hit her, and she was like okay. So then
he in front of her stops slams on his brakes
on the freeway and she of course slammed. She's like, mom,
I slammed on my brakes. She goes he stopped that
and nowhere there wasn't even anybody in front of him,
and John is pissed. He thinks the guy was trying
to get it in. I know that car, Yes, fucking asshole.
So she hits him. She slams on her brakes, but
then rolls into him, and then I was like praying
she didn't get out of the car. She didn't get
out of the car. So she pulls over and then
he comes up and he's like yeah, uh. She said
he was nice, but then he was like hitting on her.
He was asking for the other girl's phone number for
one thing. Fun. Yeah, and then he took her information
and was gonna leave with her insurance card and Albie
was like, no, you can't have that. He's like, I'm
gonna just take this and she's like no, and then
he goes, okay, I'll be back. I'm gonna give with
my information and then he left. Oh, and then he
said I'm not gonna call the police because I don't
want to get in trouble, and then he left. So
first John was like, Elbie, why didn't you like ask him,
what's the deal, why did you stop short or whatever?
And I was like John, I was like, no, she's sixteen.
She should never be having any sort of confrontation. Like
you don't discuss any of that. You just go like
exchange information, have a good day. Unless it's a bad action,
then you call the police. But like, no, like she
should not be arguing with some guy in a pickup truck.
That's like maybe possibly purposely made her hit him. But
we're trying to figure it out because like why would you.
I think he was fucking I think he got annoyed
or he's just an asshole. And I think he didn't
gauge it properly, like he thought he had room to
like I'm not going to let her on the freeway
and not let her in. But then all of a sudden,
there was a car in front of him, so I
think happened. But Elbie says there was no one in
front of him that he just slammed on his brain. Wow,
So what an asshole? What an asshole? That's scary. And
by the way, there's definitely damage to our car and
it's a lease, so now we have to have our
car fixed, which could be a couple grand, you know,
with a new it's a new car, and so I'm
sure they're gonna have to replace the hood, right the
light the front headlight is broken, but it's still fine.
But you can't if you just look at the car,
you can't tell right away. But then if you look,
it's all scratched up and the hood is dented. So they're
gonna have to replace the whole. But it was drivable
and everything. Oh, it's so totally drivable. We're gonna get
an estimate. But I mean, was it the Prius? The Prius?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus h that sucks. Why is they got Why
do people got to fuck with people like that? I've
been fucked with like that not that long ago. By
the way, I was I don't know, I was doing
something and I was trying to merge or something, and
this guy just was like he he.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He came up behind me, then he went next to me,
then he went in front of me. Yeah, and then
he went in front of me, and then he was
like hitting the brake and I was like I was
slamming on the break.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, this is one thing I
do like about the Tesla. It's got a pick me up.
Speaker 3: Then I went around him and I took off and
got away from him fast. You know this, this car
I'm driving right now doesn't have that much of a
pick me up.
Speaker 1: But Dodge Durenko is Dodge Durango doesn't have any no
can't do. It's got no giddy. What's going on with
your car update?
Speaker 3: It's still in the shot because you know the like
everything takes for you know, you can't. You're trying to
order parts for the Tesla. It's taking it's taking away too.
It's gonna take a long time. He's like, it's going
to be at least a month. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I was like wow, really and he's like yes, He's
like it takes forever to.
Speaker 1: Order parts now, Oh my god, yeah I know.
Speaker 3: And so so anyway, I'm I'm researching right now other cars.
I asked our own Matt DeAndrea, who does car cast
with Adam, and you know, he's really up on new
cars and like Gary's dad, Gary's mom just got a Genesis.
And he's like, it's got all the bells and whistles,
it's a test, it's it's a gas car.
Speaker 1: Is it a gas car or could be a hybrid.
But he's like, it's like.
Speaker 3: Half the price of a Tesla, but it's got all
the technology and everything, and she really likes it. So
I'm looking into those. Might look at a Q Infinity.
That's what I'm driving right now. Actually, oh, I gave
away the Durango and I got in because it's going
to be a long time. So I wanted to try
a car that I might buy, or at least, so
I'm trying the Infinity, the Q Infinity. It's all right,
No a car has that picked me up like a Tesla.
I like to be nimble, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe you could just get a newer model
Tesla that can drive. They're on a chart, that's.
Speaker 3: What Matt said. He said, get a smaller Tesla. You know,
I don't need a stupid suv anymore, right, right, I'm
not carton kids around really anymore, right, and they're going
to be driving, you know, so I might get a
smaller car.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see. I don't know. Let me.
I'm listening to tell me over my dead body. Somebody
on our Facebook page said the third season or whatever,
it's called Fox Lake. Oh it's pretty good. Is it's
pretty good? Okay? But deeper, deeper, deep, I got I
need coffee. Yeah, But don't you hate the feeling when
you're out of podcasts?
Speaker 3: Yes? I don't like not having anything to listen to
because then I put everything off, like you know, cleaning,
making lunch, you know that kind of shit. You know,
I'm taking the dishlasher. Then why can't do any of that? Yeah,
don't go to the gym if I don't have anything
to listen to. Can I I do have something to
listen to. I don't go to the gym, but yeah,
can I say something that's kind of like on PC?
Speaker 1: Sure? So there's this podcast called This Is Actually Happening.
Have you ever listened to that? It's like people telling
personal stories about like terrible things that have happened to
that A lot of it is about like mental illness
or and I was I've tried to I tried to
listen to it in the past, and at first I
think I came on here this is a few years ago,
and I was like, oh my god, I found this podcast.
But if you listen to a lot of episodes there
it becomes a lot of sameness. But then I hadn't
listened to it in a few years, and it's doing
really well. It's a very popular podcast, and I was like,
I should try this again, because I should just try it,
but not like oversaturate, like just listen to one here
and there. Like one episode in I was like, oh
my god, like it's.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: The stories are like so many bad things happen to
these people that you're like, all right already, Like they're like, first,
first my father was abusing me, lesting me, and then
but then I grew up, and then you know, I
found out that my brother was a serial killer, killing
people around the neighborhood. And but then but that's not all.
You're like, well that's enough, that's a good story. Like
then they're like, but hold on. Then my brother tried
to murder my best friend while I watched. And then
while I was in the psychiatric hospital dealing with the
trauma from that, somebody broke in assaulted me and it's
a doctor, And you're like, oh my god, I can't
have any more about shit happening to you. And then
I just started You're like, is this actually happening to me?
Then I start kind of getting mad at the person,
and I'm like, what part do you play? Like from
one point do you look in the mirror? Who's a
common denominator? And then I hate myself. I'm like, I
can't believe I'm having that thought. That is terrible these
poor people, like it is just one thing after another.
But then I'm like, how do so many people have
just because it's never one fucking thing that happened the
ones that are one thing that happened to them, I'm
all in. I'm like, you got a plane crash, Yeah,
tell me more. I'm all years right, But it's never
They're all nothing is like an actual like survival story,
Like I love those kind of stories, you know. This
is like it goes on and on. This is like
I was married to a guy and he turned out
to be abusive. It was a domestic violent situation. But wait,
that's not all they're like. Then I got away from him,
and then but then my second husband turned out that
he was like wanted for crimes, and then he kidnapped
me and took me like on a four state run
where we I was forced to hold up seven eleven's
And then you're like, oh really, And then it's like, well,
hold on, that's not all. Then I got away and
I got arrested and I was interrogated for forty eight
hours where they asked me, are you part of this?
And then I finally then I did eighteen months in jail,
even though I was innocent of the crime. He was
kidnapped me and then my third husband, And You're like, okay,
no more, no, I'm upset and angry at you. And
then I'm like, is there can I Is there a
podcast I could re listen? Do you know what I mean? Yeah?
I'm like, what have I not heard in a long time?
I'm like, what was that one? The guy from the
Ravens that murdered his pregnant wife. I'm like, I only
listened to that twice all the way through. Really, And
then there's one there's the Murdoch. Everybody's reck ammending this one. Oh, okay, okay,
this is this one. It's the Murdoch murders. Have you
heard of this, Kaitlin, Yes, I am familiar with it. Oh,
I've heard about the murders. There's like a lot of
murders happened in this to these Murdochs, which the murders
right in the name. I think there's not gonna be
murder happening right the Murdocks. So I'm trying to listen
to it. They covered there's like a bunch of different
podcasts because a lot of people in this family got murdered,
so or people that are associated. I don't know, and
here's why, because it reminds me of that root of
all evil podcasts. Or you need to be like, yes,
you have to have a chart, I freaking flow chart
of like wait, okay, who I need to put them
through ancestry dot com. I gotta know what I need
to do DNA. I don't know who's who, and I can't.
It's a podcast, so I'm not even looking at the people,
So you expect me to focus on how you, I know,
how are we supposed to do that? I keep going back,
like forty five seconds. I'm like I had to have
missed some key points, or I'm like grocery sho and
trying to listen to it, and then I'm like, I
have no idea. I have no idea what just happened?
Who these people are? So then I will go back.
I'm like no, I'm on a mission. I'm going to
find out who these fucking people are. So I backtrack.
I literally I was listening. Oh, so, there's a couple
of podcasts that like tell the story in like six episodes.
But then I see it Alred. It's also on four
daight Hour Mysteries four d eight hours podcasts. I'm like,
oh good, I'll knock it all out in one episode,
right R. Not so fast. It's too hard. I can't
get through it. I'm like, I started it over three
different times. Yesterday. I was like, I cannot keep track
of who these people are. Like, maybe I need to
be looked at for add because I cannot.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Is that the guy like who's accused of killing his
family or somebody.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't know, I don't know. Somebody
died in like a boating accident, right, Kaylin, do you
know anything about this?
Speaker 2: I know a little bit. I don't know about the
boating acts.
Speaker 1: It was some girl missing that is not one of
the Murdocks. The Murdoch was driving the boat. There's a
girl I want to say, Molly or Megan. Somebody with
an M name is missing. Not somebody, No, Megan or
you know, Molly Malone is missing. She's not a Murdoch.
But then there's a Murdoch. There's a murdering Murdoch. But
then that murdering Murdoch got murdered. I don't know. Caitlyn
helped me.
Speaker 2: So all I know is, like there's the family of murdochs.
I believe the mother and one of the sons got
murdered like execution style, right, didn't know what was going on.
And then the father was like on this like dirt
road and someone tried to murder him. But as it
turns out, the guy that murdered him, he had hired
to kill him to like get the insurance the rest
of his insurance money to the surviving son. So he
essentially like hired a hitman to kill him, to kill him,
and the hitman failed. I don't know why. I'm not
sure he wasn't.
Speaker 1: Trying very hard to get killed. Then if that hit
man can't make it happen, like how either the hit
man's terrible or you're not trying very hard to get killed, right,
You're trying to get away. Yeah, but then we don't
know why the wife and why did he murder he murdered.
Speaker 2: I don't think he murdered his wife, and but I don't.
Speaker 1: But there's also something.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and he has like a lot of I
think financial issues too, that a lot of illegal stuff
that he was about to get pinched for before this
all went down hinged.
Speaker 1: Let's lop it up. He's about to get pitched a
mafia show. You're your shine bocks get That was a
callback to Patreon, Sorry guys, patre Okay, So what is
with the girl that's missing though, Megan Maali or whatever?
Do you know what I'm talking about? There's like a
boating acident. There's a boating instead, there's a boating incident.
Somebody died that the boat crashed. I don't know, but
one of the Murdochs was on the boat and now
there's a girl missing.
Speaker 3: What what's the name of this podcast, Murdering Murdocks Murdochs,
The Murdoch Murders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Murdering Murdoch Murders Murderson's And there's a there's
a few different podcasts because this is suddenly a big deal,
right right, But I don't know, but remember the one,
the other one we tried to that I made it
through like four episodes, but the Pinkerton Pinky you really
liked it. But then I think we both lost interest
in it. Pinkerton's we had them on, We had the
people on our podcast, like the Piketown, Oh, the Tigtown murders. Yeah,
I forgot about that where they broke it. But then
I listened to a few episodes of it that was
really good. But then I lost track of those people.
I was like, I don't know too much what happened,
you know. I don't like too much of salt help
them solve the mystery. And I don't like it when
it's unsolved and it's being solved as we're listening too
much pressure, right, I'm like, I don't know these people
help you know. You know we've talked about like unsolved mysteries.
That's more relaxing because you're like, I'm on my couch,
I'm watching a TV show. If I happen to have
seen this guy, I'll call you. Right. That's that I like,
because I'm like, now there's a lot of us, Like
if I and I'm looking at the guy, I'm like, oh,
that guy rang me up a trader joke. Let me
get on the horn. You know, I hope they pinched
this guy.
Speaker 4: You know, right, But like if it's a podcast and
it's like, oh, oh, this is unsolved that this girl's
body was found twenty years ago, and I'm like, I
don't know, I hope you guys solve it, because this
is gonna be very unsatisfying.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, you know, yeah, you know what.
I don't like this.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to watch these documentaries that are like six
episodes or four episodes.
Speaker 1: But I hate when you figure it all out in
the first two episodes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's to come on, like like
the family that all killed themselves, right, but turned out
the guy's like this guy was mentally ill and he
was like telling them to kill and they've all followed.
Speaker 1: Of what he was saying, right, they believe like all we.
Speaker 3: Figured that out like in an hour in the first episode, right,
So why do I got to watch the rest?
Speaker 1: Yeah? John has a problem with this too. When we're
listening to a podcast, it's and then you finish the
story part and then they get into their just analyzing
it and rehashy talking it over. He doesn't we don't
like that part. Yeah, we're like, just just tell the
story story part and I'll make my own conclusion, right,
tell me how to feel that. I don't need to
hear your process after everything you've learned from it. Yes, yeah,
I care. I'm done. You finished the story part right? Done? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was a documentary on Netflix. I started watching though
that I am sucked into. It's the what's it call it?
The Motive that a teenage boy in Jerusalem killed his family. Oh,
I've ever seen Stanny musso fast get that pencil the
mo tiv Oh.
Speaker 1: My god on Netflix. Okay, and this just reminded me
about something. But we got to save something for Friday. Okay,
let's save it that have a little funny thing for Friday. Okay.
So thanks everybody, thanks for all your support. We love
yeah and thanks for listening. And thank you Kaylin. Thanks everybody.
Speaker 3: You're a parent, now, don't f it up.