Speaker 1: Minnesota, Goodbye. We're gonna start off with a little bit
Speaker 1: of a scandal because apparently I am on a page
Speaker 1: that says like a Facebook page. I think that says
Speaker 1: are we dating the same person? And there is a
Speaker 1: picture of me, and people are saying, oh, I'm dating
Speaker 1: this guy. I'm dating this guy, and I'm obviously married
Speaker 1: and not dating anybody. So but the funny thing is
Speaker 1: it's not me, but there are people who are going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's day. And Bailey looked at it
Speaker 1: and said, this looks like Ai.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just like slightly tweaked with AI
Speaker 2: to resemble you more, but Jenny was like, no, it
Speaker 2: just looks like you.
Speaker 1: I agree. It's funny because when people say this person
Speaker 1: looks like you to me, they really don't. And I
Speaker 1: get that once in a while. I've just got one
Speaker 1: of those faces. I guess you would do that with
Speaker 1: Jenny once in a while. It's like, Jenny, this girl
Speaker 1: looks just like you, but they don't look just like Jenny.
Speaker 1: They look kind like Jenny. But this guy looks something
Speaker 1: like me, but he's had a much taller forehead.
Speaker 3: It's more like the eyes that I thought were in
Speaker 3: the eyes Man, and he's super hot.
Speaker 1: So, and he's super hot, and he's also probably a
Speaker 1: good fifteen to twenty years younger than me. So I
Speaker 1: thought this was kind of funny. All right, Moving on
Speaker 1: to the emails this week, and let's get started. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Good morning? Got a question for you, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm planning to go to a local restaurant with about
Speaker 1: six people. They add on an eighteen percent hospitality charge
Speaker 1: to my bill. Do I still tip on top of this?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: If the total is two hundred dollars and they add
Speaker 1: on eighteen percent thirty six dollars, do I tip twenty
Speaker 1: percent more, forty dollars or more depending on the total
Speaker 1: versus subtotal. I think tipping is stupid for various reasons.
Speaker 1: I wish they could do whatever the industry needs to
Speaker 1: do to get rid of it. I hate having that
Speaker 1: moment of indecision at the table because I don't want
Speaker 1: to tip double, but I also don't want to stiff
Speaker 1: the weight staff. Thoughts, I would say no, don't tip,
Speaker 1: because if they have taken what I feel is an
Speaker 1: in consider it move to put their own tip, I
Speaker 1: would have tipped more. I mean I always tip at
Speaker 1: least twenty percent, so it's easy to figure for every
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that's another twenty bucks. Yeah, and I usually tip, like,
Speaker 1: you know, thirty on one hundred dollars. I try to
Speaker 1: be generous. But if they've already calculated the tip at
Speaker 1: eighteen percent, I'm like, fuck you. You decided for me
Speaker 1: that I am going to tip, but you screwed yourself
Speaker 1: by not letting me tip the amount that I want
Speaker 1: to tip.
Speaker 2: Sure, well, I wouldn't say that they're like screwing it
Speaker 2: because I totally get like the eighteen percent like built
Speaker 2: in tip. It's just so that I honestly I like
Speaker 2: it when it's built in like that, because I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: well good, then I don't have to tip anything.
Speaker 1: I think you don't tip extra on it, Yeah, and I.
Speaker 2: Usually don't, even though, yes, I would normally tip twenty
Speaker 2: percent or like twenty two percent because I like to
Speaker 2: even out my round number there. But I if it's
Speaker 2: already built in, i'd be like, well, then I don't
Speaker 2: have to add in anything.
Speaker 3: I think, so, Jenny, Yeah, I don't tip on top
Speaker 3: of those. Usually I'm the same way as you guys.
Speaker 3: I would say that having previously been in the position
Speaker 3: where I could put eighteen percent on a table. I'll
Speaker 3: be honest, like we judge based on like these are
Speaker 3: already built in. But like at Bubba Gumps, we have
Speaker 3: the opportunity to put a tip, an eighteen percent tip
Speaker 3: on parties of six or more, and depending on my
Speaker 3: interaction with them, I would have the tip on or
Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Because you think that they're not gonna tip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because some people are just awful and you're like, well,
Speaker 3: then you're getting this because I'm allowed to do that
Speaker 3: for party six or more. If it's a great group
Speaker 3: and I feel like they're gonna tip me twenty percent,
Speaker 3: then I take the gamble and I would so. But yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of these restaurants do that. Now, I don't
Speaker 3: tip more if I have really phenomenal service. A lot
Speaker 3: of times I will.
Speaker 1: Above that. I agree, yes, if it's really phenomenal and
Speaker 1: they're just really personable and they keep my water glass
Speaker 1: full and they like, you know, bring hot rolls or whatever.
Speaker 1: What about Jenny. This has always puzzled me. The menu
Speaker 1: were the there will be a sign that says we
Speaker 1: automatically add a gratuity eighteen percent to parties of six
Speaker 1: or more or eight or more. Why is that?
Speaker 3: I think it's just because it's a little bit more
Speaker 3: work to do larger parties on your own a lot
Speaker 3: of times. So I think it's just like an industry standard,
Speaker 3: because a party of two is pretty simple. A party
Speaker 3: of like eight, You're like, the amount of time you
Speaker 3: have to spend on a party of eight versus a
Speaker 3: party of two is like four times the amount.
Speaker 1: And if they stiff you, then you're losing a tip
Speaker 1: on really hard work, right. And the sad thing is
Speaker 1: that anybody would stiff like you would have a party
Speaker 1: of eight and go, well, I'm not going to tip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And there's certain people who just don't tip.
Speaker 3: Right, You've never been a server at the Mall of America,
Speaker 3: What do you mean? It just it was pretty regular
Speaker 3: to get stiffed at the Mall, was it really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the mindset of somebody who doesn't tip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean people come in to be fair. Bubba Gump's
Speaker 3: like seems like this gimmicky, cheap restaurant and it's not.
Speaker 3: It's kind of expensive when it comes down to it.
Speaker 3: So people come in, they get their light up glass
Speaker 3: and their fancy cocktails, and you get to take a
Speaker 3: souvenir cup home, and all of a sudden, their bills
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty bucks when they expected it to
Speaker 3: be forty, and they're like, well, shit, guess I can't tip?
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I don't go okay.
Speaker 1: Next one says, please don't say my name. Longtime listener,
Speaker 1: I want to echo what others say about mor Vont.
Speaker 1: He is the first one in a very long time
Speaker 1: that I could see taking over for Dave when he
Speaker 1: retires in about twenty fifty. Twenty fifty. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I want to write and follow up on Friday's topic
Speaker 1: of rounding up and goodwill. First, Goodwill is a charity.
Speaker 1: They're legit rounding up a goodwill. This one chaps my
Speaker 1: ass every single time your total is eighteen twenty seven?
Speaker 1: Would you like to round up? Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 1: No, I would not like to round up. You just
Speaker 1: sold me a bag of things that people donated to you.
Speaker 1: It's all round up. You didn't have to pay a
Speaker 1: dime for your inventory. Ask my twelve year old. This
Speaker 1: is a regular rant in my car after I stop
Speaker 1: at Goodwill. I'm glad to donate there and shop there,
Speaker 1: but stop asking me four more anyhow, Thanks for touching
Speaker 1: a nerve. I love this stuff. And I will not
Speaker 1: say their name, but I will send you a staff
Speaker 1: writer sticker. Any thoughts on rounding up at Goodwill? Anybody?
Speaker 3: I mean, I love Goodwill, so I don't shop there
Speaker 3: a ton, but I only have great things to say
Speaker 3: about Goodwill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I shop there all the time, and I
Speaker 2: always round up just because yes, I'm donating clothes to them,
Speaker 2: but it's still a charity regardless, and they do good
Speaker 2: work for people with special needs to get jobs, and
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sydney writes in Dave Jenny Bailey, I gotta jump
Speaker 1: in on the conversation about putting your cart away with children. Now.
Speaker 1: We talked about this about, you know, put your cart
Speaker 1: away in the cart corral after you shop, and then
Speaker 1: somebody said, well, the only reason would be you have
Speaker 1: little kids. You don't want to leave them alone unattended
Speaker 1: in the car, cause you never know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, justified. The other night it was
Speaker 1: at Byerley's with the little girls four and two. I'm
Speaker 1: in the car, got him strapped in, and you know,
Speaker 1: the parking lot was kind of deserted, so I did
Speaker 1: push it the probably thirty yards away to the cart corral.
Speaker 1: But I could definitely see how a mom or dad
Speaker 1: would maybe not want to leave their kids unattended. They
Speaker 1: go on to say, I'm a mother of a year
Speaker 1: and a half year old and soon have my second.
Speaker 1: There is no excuse to not put away your shopping cart,
Speaker 1: plan ahead and park near a corral if you're worried
Speaker 1: about walking away from your child in the car. Jenny
Speaker 1: made a good suggestion of bringing your kid to the
Speaker 1: car corral, but I agree it would be more difficult
Speaker 1: with multiple children, but it's definitely a viable option if
Speaker 1: you can't leave them alone in a locked vehicle for
Speaker 1: less than ten seconds. Being a parent is not a handicap.
Speaker 1: Whoa oh oh, that is all no darting or looking
Speaker 1: for me. I asked my husband. He says he's okay
Speaker 1: without it. Okay, that's funny. Cheers from staff writer Sydney.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sydney man.
Speaker 2: I like that statement, Jean.
Speaker 3: A part isn't a handicap because I feel like I
Speaker 3: have friends who you know, they're my age and they
Speaker 3: don't have kids yet, but then they work with people
Speaker 3: who have kids and suddenly like their kids are an
Speaker 3: excuse for them to get out of work. And then
Speaker 3: their friends, my friends have to cover their work.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, I have said that before too.
Speaker 3: And I know that, like this is coming from experience
Speaker 3: of not having children myself, but I do think it's
Speaker 3: unfair to have like the other people cover your work.
Speaker 2: Yes, when I worked in retail, I always got the
Speaker 2: worst shifts ever. Or I was like or we would
Speaker 2: be doing inventory and they'd be like, okay, well some
Speaker 2: people get to leave at ten and some of you
Speaker 2: have to stay until one who's going to get to
Speaker 2: leave at ten? And everybody like, well I have kids.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, I want to freaking sleep, Like
Speaker 2: can I go home? Nope, I gotta stay because I
Speaker 2: don't have kids. I don't got a family to go
Speaker 2: back to. I can't be tired because I don't have
Speaker 2: any kids that keep me up all the time. None
Speaker 2: of my feelings or experiences were valid because I didn't
Speaker 2: have children. I oh gosh, I was always mad about it.
Speaker 1: Now I do have kids, but I've also have had
Speaker 1: a partner who will you know, share those responsibilities and
Speaker 1: my job is a job where I can't cut out early. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we're on for four hours a
Speaker 1: day and if there was an emergency or something, or
Speaker 1: it was like I left early on Allison's first day
Speaker 1: of kindergarten. But I will try to take the other
Speaker 1: side and say, you know, if your kid's got a
Speaker 1: dentist appointment and you need to leave at four rather
Speaker 1: than five, I mean, I guess that's kind of the
Speaker 1: way it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then let's make sure you get your work
Speaker 3: done so that it doesn't fall on someone else, because,
Speaker 3: like you, having kids shouldn't mean that someone else has
Speaker 3: to take.
Speaker 2: Over your work.
Speaker 1: True. I would wonder what moms or dads would say
Speaker 1: about that one, because we've had this discussion before on
Speaker 1: the show, and we definitely had a very vocal segment
Speaker 1: of people who were saying, look, you don't understand I'm
Speaker 1: the parent, and so I'm just trying to vouch for
Speaker 1: those people. But I don't remember any good arguments.
Speaker 3: So I will say, like, I hope my family doesn't
Speaker 3: listen to this, and I don't think they do. But
Speaker 3: I just know that my older sister she's the only
Speaker 3: one that has kids in our family, and a lot
Speaker 3: of things revolve around her and being able to do
Speaker 3: things with the kids. And it's like my mom and
Speaker 3: younger sister get really frustrated with that. I don't care, because,
Speaker 3: like I get that she has kids and we have
Speaker 3: more flexibility in our schedule, but my mom and younger
Speaker 3: sister have become very fed up with that situation, like
Speaker 3: she's never willing to do anything unless it really works
Speaker 3: with her schedule and it doesn't matter to me one
Speaker 3: way or another.
Speaker 2: I'm not home enough.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that is definitely a very touchy point in
Speaker 3: the relationship with my family.
Speaker 1: Oh bet it is, Hello, Jenny. I want to start
Speaker 1: off by saying, I went to your fit club this week, Kay,
Speaker 1: after many months of attempting to attend it but at
Speaker 1: being full, and it was so fun. As a self
Speaker 1: proclaimed jim junkie and marathon runner, I didn't think the
Speaker 1: class was too hard in the moment, but lo and
Speaker 1: behold the next day, I know, Lie had to use
Speaker 1: a grab bar in a public restroom to lower myself
Speaker 1: onto the toilet because my legs were so sore. That's
Speaker 1: how you know it's working. Yeah, if you're not sore
Speaker 1: after a workout, I will oversimplify and say you didn't
Speaker 1: work hard enough. Yeah, and I think that's true. How
Speaker 1: I know when I got a really good workout of
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like I. Coming the next day, I'm like, oh, Jenny, God,
Speaker 1: I can barely walk. We did goblet squats. That's how
Speaker 1: I know it worked. I miss Naughty Tuesday because I
Speaker 1: love the shock value of the Minnesota Goodbye. I've got
Speaker 1: an embarrassing sex story for you, and love for you
Speaker 1: and your listeners to share stories. Okay, well, we'll open
Speaker 1: it up to embarrassing sex stories if you got one.
Speaker 1: I was living with my parents and began dating my
Speaker 1: now husband now, so remember they're living with their parents.
Speaker 1: I had my bag packed to spend one of our
Speaker 1: first weekends together at his place. Now. For some reason,
Speaker 1: my mom was looking through my packed Duffel bag. Overly
Speaker 1: nosy and unaware of boundaries is her specialty, although she
Speaker 1: claims she was missing a shirt and just wanted a
Speaker 1: double check that I had not accidentally packed it. And
Speaker 1: sure enough, going through my duffel bag, my mom found
Speaker 1: the what do you think I'm gonna say?
Speaker 2: Cockering cockering, Bailey, what do you beads?
Speaker 1: Beads? No, anybody anymore guesses?
Speaker 3: Giant rabbit, vibrator, dildo thing?
Speaker 2: No, Bailey, Oh I don't know what are my other
Speaker 2: opp handcuffs?
Speaker 1: Handcuffs is correct? Yes, yes, when I went to grab
Speaker 1: my bag, they were sitting on top. Huh. To this day,
Speaker 1: my husband and I shudder at the thought and wish
Speaker 1: it was just a bad dream. Your turn. That is
Speaker 1: from kJ. I've told the story before, and it was
Speaker 1: not a sex story. Well, Susan, years and years ago,
Speaker 1: we tried to use handcuffs on the towel bar when
Speaker 1: we first moved here. Take it a shower, the towel
Speaker 1: bar in the bathroom. Okay, so yeah, where you hang
Speaker 1: a towel. So and I handcuffed her or she handcuffed
Speaker 1: me to the towel bar and proceeded to pull the
Speaker 1: towel bar off the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not on there very surely.
Speaker 3: No. Did you have to get some new dry wall
Speaker 3: and stuff in there?
Speaker 1: I don't remember it was. It was literally back in
Speaker 1: the nineties. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Nowhere else you could put the handcuffs attached to you like
Speaker 3: you didn't have any bedframe that you could do it.
Speaker 3: I think about it in my house. There's nothing I
Speaker 3: could attach handcuffs too.
Speaker 2: I've tried.
Speaker 1: Pick a tree, trying to think. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: that we considered anywhere else. I mean again, I don't
Speaker 1: really remember. But if you had a story about some
Speaker 1: a sex story gone awry, send that in. And if
Speaker 1: you want to stay anonymous, of course we will keep
Speaker 1: you anonymous. Let's see what else we got here that
Speaker 1: might be it. Let's see. Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: It is kind of for Jenny. We saved it for you. Jenny. OK,
Speaker 1: good morning. My apologies is this has been discussed or you? Jenny,
Speaker 1: you've given an update, But I too have been dealing
Speaker 1: with anxiety panic attacks, and I've been on medication for
Speaker 1: six weeks. I have quit drinking for the past year
Speaker 1: because I would get so terribly terrible anxiety and panic attacks. Jenny,
Speaker 1: I know you quit drinking too, but are you part
Speaker 1: taking now? If so, has the medication help with your
Speaker 1: anxiety the next morning? I would like to be able
Speaker 1: to have a couple of drinks when I go out
Speaker 1: with my friends, and I'd like to know if there
Speaker 1: is hope Jenny Alcohol medication, any thoughts.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: So I actually just had a friends giving this weekend
Speaker 3: and I went into it thinking like, I think I'm
Speaker 3: going to try to have a glass or two of wine,
Speaker 3: and I did and it was okay. What happens to
Speaker 3: me now, though, is like I'll have a drink and
Speaker 3: two hours later my heart is racing. And luckily the
Speaker 3: medication keeps me more calm now in those situations where
Speaker 3: before it would cause like almost an anxiety attack, anxiety
Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it. But I didn't experience
Speaker 3: that on Saturday, and that's one of the first times
Speaker 3: I feel like I was able to drink and I
Speaker 3: didn't experience anything, And the next day I felt fine.
Speaker 3: So I only had probably a glass and a half
Speaker 3: of wine. I didn't go crazy or anything like that.
Speaker 3: But in the last three months, I've maybe had one
Speaker 3: other glass of wine outside of that, because it really
Speaker 3: just isn't great. But I'm slowly testing the waters.
Speaker 1: Because that's my girl.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm listen. I'm not gonna be the girl going
Speaker 3: out and taking shots anymore. That's not who I am really,
Speaker 3: But I do still enjoy getting a little tipsy off
Speaker 3: some wine with some girlfriends a happy hour or something,
Speaker 3: you know, and I want to be able to do that,
Speaker 3: but I'm not going to put my mental health in
Speaker 3: jeopardy because of that, So I've just kind of withheld. However,
Speaker 3: we're getting back on the horse, baby girl.
Speaker 1: Okay. Very interesting, Yeah, because I think got to figure
Speaker 1: there's probably like alcohol is a depressant, and I got
Speaker 1: to imagine that it kind of works differently with medications.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the best anti anxiety drug
Speaker 1: there is is alcohol, because if you are anxious, in
Speaker 1: the words of Homer Simpson, sweet liquor helps numb the pain.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, twenty two year old Jenny thought that
Speaker 3: all the time. I was the most anxious human ever.
Speaker 3: But I was drinking three days a week and I
Speaker 3: just kept going and going and probably not realizing how
Speaker 3: bad that was like making my anxiety.
Speaker 1: Dang you last one, Dave, Jenny Bailey Vant. We all
Speaker 1: know the story about how you, Dave missed a party
Speaker 1: in which you were invited personally by Prince to Paisley Park.
Speaker 1: Very very quick story is that, I guess back in
Speaker 1: the nineties, Prince was listening to our show and he
Speaker 1: heard me do something and he liked me for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: and he said, I like this guy. I want to
Speaker 1: invite him to one of my big parties at Paisley Park. Well,
Speaker 1: his assistant called the radio station and I was never in.
Speaker 1: I never got the message. And the night of the party,
Speaker 1: Prince said, hey, is Dave Ryan here? And is this
Speaker 1: assistant said no, we couldn't get a hold of him.
Speaker 1: And I only found this out about five years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and that I was invited to a Prince
Speaker 1: party and he wanted to meet me. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think I would have been so starstruck and so nervous.
Speaker 1: I would have been like the worst party guest ever, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like your please, it's a purple.
Speaker 2: Story struck at once.
Speaker 3: I do not think you would be like that.
Speaker 1: I think with Prince it would have been overwhelming, surreal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean to meet you know, to
Speaker 1: meet Diana Pears is one thing. To meet I don't know,
Speaker 1: Pat say Jack would be another thing. But to meet
Speaker 1: Prince it would be like it's fucking Prince, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so anyway, they go on with this question we
Speaker 1: all know your opinion of Prince's lyrics. Had you got
Speaker 1: because I think he's got very stupid lyrics and they work.
Speaker 1: You know, whatever this some of his song lyrics are
Speaker 1: very stupid, but it doesn't matter. They work. So, had
Speaker 1: you gotten to the party and become friends with Prince,
Speaker 1: would you have told him your opinion or would you
Speaker 1: have kept it to yourself? Well?
Speaker 2: I like that. The jump is if you've gone to
Speaker 2: the party and you become friends with Prince, a natural
Speaker 2: chain of events.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we start hanging out playing basketball, and like
Speaker 1: I help him move and he comes over to help
Speaker 1: me paint my kitchen. You know what I mean. I mean,
Speaker 1: if sure, I probably would have been like, okay, raspberry beret, Okay,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't change his stroke, because baby, I'm the most
Speaker 1: of the something. I wouldn't, you know, as stupid lyrics.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't change a stroke as a stupid lyric. If
Speaker 1: I knew him and we were hanging out Peyton in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, I'd be like, are you really proud of
Speaker 1: the lyrics in like you know, darling nicky and he
Speaker 1: would have probably said, nah, they're pretty stupid.
Speaker 2: And he would have gone ha ha ha ha, And
Speaker 2: then he would have both cracked open a beer and
Speaker 2: cheersed each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but I would not have gone to his
Speaker 1: party and said, hey, good to meet you. By the way,
Speaker 1: your lyrics are stupid because I'm just not that big
Speaker 1: of a clod hopper. Yeah, I am a clod hopper socially.
Speaker 2: You were bleeding from your neck for like an hour
Speaker 2: the other day.
Speaker 1: With true story. That's true story to me. I went
Speaker 1: to I'll tell the story. Even though I told it
Speaker 1: on the radio, maybe you heard it. I went to
Speaker 1: this party, this big giant fashion fance with BEAUTI what
Speaker 1: is it? The room just the most gorgeous people ever
Speaker 1: Bailey and I kept looking at people, going, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he is so gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Like we're the ugly ones here.
Speaker 1: We were the ugly ones there. And I was looking
Speaker 1: at this woman and she I was like, I wanted
Speaker 1: so badly to go introduce myself to her because she
Speaker 1: was probably what would you say, fifty Oh the.
Speaker 2: Blue suit lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blue sue lady.
Speaker 2: Kept talking about her all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was so gorgeous. She looked like AI to me,
Speaker 1: she had the most piercing beautiful blue eyes, so fashionable,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to go. I just wanted to go
Speaker 1: introduce myself, not to try to seduce her, yes, because
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But you were just striked by I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Say hi and say I think you know, like say
Speaker 1: something like I might do I know you from somewhere? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I wanted to find out if she was like
Speaker 1: a surgeon or own the Twins or something, because she
Speaker 1: looked very impressive. And but I had blood on my neck.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So the story was I went to this party and
Speaker 1: for the first half an hour forty five minutes, I
Speaker 1: wandered around bleeding out of my neck. And because bleeding
Speaker 1: out of my neck, and somebody came up to me
Speaker 1: and said, sir, you cut yourself shaving, And Jason Matheson said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're bleeding. And it was not a
Speaker 1: spot of blood. It was a running drop of blood
Speaker 1: down my neck. Horrific. Yeah, And so that's the end
Speaker 1: of the That was.
Speaker 2: The clod hoppery thing.
Speaker 1: That was the clod hoppery.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you are such a clod hopper. Maybe not in
Speaker 2: front of prince, but if you were bleeding, then it
Speaker 2: would check out.
Speaker 3: My question for about this woman, was she a model
Speaker 3: or she was just there at the event.
Speaker 1: She was a she was modeling. Yeah, so she was
Speaker 1: a model with us.
Speaker 2: I mean, so were we?
Speaker 3: No, I guys were, But I was confused just because
Speaker 3: you said she was fifty. And I feel like all
Speaker 3: the models I saw that weren't like the locals were
Speaker 3: like the young twenty something, you know.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of young people that were modeling.
Speaker 1: As matter of fact, there were like five young swimsuit
Speaker 1: male swimsuit models. Yeah, and they were doing push ups
Speaker 1: backstage before they went on to beef up their muscles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you do like a lot of work, you
Speaker 1: get like all the blood goes to your muscles and
Speaker 1: you look buff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And did you see this.
Speaker 2: I didn't see them doing the push ups, but the
Speaker 2: I did see the people who were like modeling, the
Speaker 2: like the fashion designer of the night, all of her
Speaker 2: clothes were like teeny tiny people. And one of them
Speaker 2: was standing in front of me before he walked on,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I'm nervous. She's like, you've
Speaker 2: never done this before. It's like, no, clearly not look
Speaker 2: at me, girlipop No. But yeah, it was still fun
Speaker 2: though it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. It was very interesting.
Speaker 1: The place was full of beautiful very fashionable people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, this woman, I still it will haunt
Speaker 1: me to the end of my days. Who was this
Speaker 1: beautiful creature that to do.
Speaker 2: It next year? See your next year?
Speaker 1: I might And her hair was perfect, and she was
Speaker 1: so fashionable and.
Speaker 2: Forced to hang out with me instead, I.
Speaker 1: Had to hang out with fucking Bailey all night. Bailey's
Speaker 1: bitch all night was I'm on your.
Speaker 2: Draft, I was, I'm I realized we had to dress
Speaker 2: like we were rich people for the one hour before
Speaker 2: we had to go and change into our outfits. But god,
Speaker 2: I wore pants and cotton in a sea of like
Speaker 2: sparkly rich people. Yeah, it sound like I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I look like a clawed high.
Speaker 2: It did look like a fra.
Speaker 1: I think you should call this episode Clawdehi writing it down.
Speaker 1: But no, it was a lot of fun and I
Speaker 1: am not a fashion person, but it was a fun
Speaker 1: thing to do. We raised a I don't know how
Speaker 1: much they raised, but they charged one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars per ticket, and they did raffles and auctions, so
Speaker 1: I'm sure they raised many, many thousands of dollars for
Speaker 1: Children's Masonic.
Speaker 2: Which was the Gopher was there, which was my gold apart.
Speaker 1: Goldie was there, and Goldie is I mean, just you know,
Speaker 1: Goldie's a riot. That is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye.
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