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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>Would let your taco one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right? Reminder more rock the

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<v Speaker 2>bank one thousand dollars cash giveaways thirteen to be exact.

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<v Speaker 2>Those kick in right around nine oh five this morning. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're so inclined, grab the keyword each hour it

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<v Speaker 2>always will play right around five past enter to WJR

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. That'll put you in the running each hour

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<v Speaker 2>for one thousand bucks. Yeah, thirteen chances for you to win.

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<v Speaker 2>That's uh, pretty good odds. We get a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>JR listeners cashing in. It's time for you to do it. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>little tip. If your phone rings the hour after you

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<v Speaker 2>enter that keyword, pick it up. Answer, you don't answer,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't you don't answer. You can't win if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't recognize the number. Those price a quarters people are

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<v Speaker 2>a little sneaky.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a call yesterday, almost picked it up, thinking, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>might be prize headquarters, and then it was just another

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<v Speaker 1>offer for car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, never. There must be people who dight oh

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<v Speaker 2>hell yeah, I mean otherwise there's a call center just

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<v Speaker 2>loaded with those telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to you guys. Man, it used to be

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<v Speaker 1>one that was in high school. Deluxe garf cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>Horrible job, that would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's uh, I just did it because you could

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<v Speaker 1>smoke while you worked. That's high school for you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Uh. Shoplifting story at Walmart in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>DWO would take care of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this I bring this one up. Does this woman

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<v Speaker 2>tried to use Okay, granted she's seventy three years old.

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<v Speaker 2>She stole about one hundred and twenty two dollars worth

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<v Speaker 2>of items, including shampoo, socks, men's shorts, among other things.

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<v Speaker 2>And Uh. Angela Velasquez Taborida was stop by Walmart security

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<v Speaker 2>as she tried to exit the Tampa area store with

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<v Speaker 2>said merchandise, which she had placed inside of a plastic

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<v Speaker 2>bag that she had brought with her to the store.

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<v Speaker 2>So that that old maneuver there.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in her seventies shoplifting those items. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>she's just trying to survive when she's not getting enough

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<v Speaker 1>on her retirement.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she did say she did not have enough. She

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<v Speaker 2>admitted she did attempt to leave the store without paying

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<v Speaker 2>for the items. And she did not have enough, but

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<v Speaker 2>she had to do so anyway because the devil had

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<v Speaker 2>told her to pit purchase these itemsy she's just crazy

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<v Speaker 2>well and men shorts best thing she could come up

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<v Speaker 2>with at the time. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say my sub security didn't cover this in

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<v Speaker 1>my rent.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so Walmart?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I mean? I just need some deodorant? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>let me use yours each morning? Then I won't steal

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<v Speaker 1>it from Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just curious here we've heard and talked about through

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<v Speaker 2>the BWO program.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh BWO would take her out at the kneecap seventy

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<v Speaker 1>three year old lady or not, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're you're in the chair, you're thieving, you're grieving.

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<v Speaker 2>If it came to it, Taco, where you had to

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<v Speaker 2>do what you just described, shoplift from from whatever retailer.

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<v Speaker 2>Which methodology are you going with? Which approach? We've talked

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<v Speaker 2>about all these different things that these clowns try to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh it, putting it in a cooler and stuff does

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<v Speaker 1>not work. I think I'm going man, purse, man purse, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just get more than that. The one from prison,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Well, yeah, I don't see myself getting a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of men's shorts India oring up there.

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<v Speaker 2>But plus, I think that would draw attention to you

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<v Speaker 2>from the in store cameras. Yeah, what's this one up to?

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<v Speaker 2>He has this pants lowered? Wait? Is that is that secret?

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<v Speaker 2>For men and women?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? My methodology, if I, if I had to, I

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<v Speaker 1>think would just be I don't know, man, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a thief at hard How about you me either, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna detern I'm I'm right bwo where I take care

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<v Speaker 1>of the thieves?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the machine gun at the front door. I think,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're gonna do it, go big or go home,

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<v Speaker 2>do the hole. Just load the cart up and right

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<v Speaker 2>through the front door, past the elderly receipt checker, and

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<v Speaker 2>try your chances.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's gonna happen as soon as you do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You or I were pulling a hammy right at the door,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's gonna be insert insert county police department. Like

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<v Speaker 1>for you, it would be like your long Win I

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<v Speaker 1>think are your your Walmart would be Altamont. Mine would

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<v Speaker 1>be either winter Park or Castlebury. These two. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>officer's gonna be right there when the hammy just goes

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<v Speaker 1>or that's when the gripper hits. And then they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say yeah, like you're having a heart attack. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work, and they're tasi you third time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Uh call it prison purse. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>At two two, five, two six, what I call it?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the pack.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we got you though, thank you for that. At six,

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<v Speaker 2>we got an American tourist making a spectacle of himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently he has dual citizenship here and in Thailand, and

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<v Speaker 2>you sit in front of the Colisseum Roman Colisseum. He

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<v Speaker 2>had to get the this is you know, you got

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<v Speaker 2>to get the perfect selfie. So the way to do

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<v Speaker 2>that is to try to access an area that is uh,

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<v Speaker 2>well you're not supposed to be in and it's uh

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<v Speaker 2>you're kept out with a spiked fence, which he scaled

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<v Speaker 2>and promptly impaled himself on. There you go right through

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<v Speaker 2>the back near the spine. Oh, so he can't get out.

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<v Speaker 2>He's literally yeah, he's like a spearfish type situation. He's

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<v Speaker 2>like a flounder. Yeah. It took emergency personnel over twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to be able to lift him up and off

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<v Speaker 2>and then get transported to the hospital to be worked

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<v Speaker 2>on us eighty stitches.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope he was given doing selfies the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>because those those are keepers.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on my trip to the Roman Colisseum.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you if you're running the Roman Colisseum,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Christians being fed to the lions. Ain't got nothing on this,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of in those nooks and crannies. You keep

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<v Speaker 1>that fence that's there, but you keep a lion because

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<v Speaker 1>you know there's gonna be some dip ass that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try to scale the fence like this Taiwanese American dude

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<v Speaker 1>and uh and all of a sudden they make it

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<v Speaker 1>over and they're gone. That's the selfie in attack by

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<v Speaker 1>a lion.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, we got a real brain trust going on in Hertford, Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me show you the mugshot for reference and full

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<v Speaker 2>impact effect. I'm thinking man and woman, uh wow, a

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<v Speaker 2>coup to no no know. What they did was they

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<v Speaker 2>struck a prostitution agreement. That is, she was providing the

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<v Speaker 2>services for him at approximately two thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this one of those Hey, I'll give the handy

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<v Speaker 1>for the McDLT.

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<v Speaker 2>That I don't have any information to that effect. I

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<v Speaker 2>do know three ten dollars bills were involved. Whatever that

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<v Speaker 2>gets you at two thirty in the morning, where uh, clearwater?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure no Connecticut? So where what the parking lots

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<v Speaker 2>of a Connecticut Highway patrol station? Ye, that didn't work

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<v Speaker 2>out so well for them. I just got the blue

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<v Speaker 2>screen of death. I don't know if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to exit this segment or not, but we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to give it the old college try here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's see what happens here. Linchin Tago on demand

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