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Speaker 2: All right. Uh. Shoplifting story at Walmart in Florida.
Speaker 1: DWO would take care of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this I bring this one up. Does this woman
Speaker 2: tried to use Okay, granted she's seventy three years old.
Speaker 2: She stole about one hundred and twenty two dollars worth
Speaker 2: of items, including shampoo, socks, men's shorts, among other things.
Speaker 2: And Uh. Angela Velasquez Taborida was stop by Walmart security
Speaker 2: as she tried to exit the Tampa area store with
Speaker 2: said merchandise, which she had placed inside of a plastic
Speaker 2: bag that she had brought with her to the store.
Speaker 2: So that that old maneuver there.
Speaker 1: She's in her seventies shoplifting those items. It sounds like
Speaker 1: she's just trying to survive when she's not getting enough
Speaker 1: on her retirement.
Speaker 2: Well, she did say she did not have enough. She
Speaker 2: admitted she did attempt to leave the store without paying
Speaker 2: for the items. And she did not have enough, but
Speaker 2: she had to do so anyway because the devil had
Speaker 2: told her to pit purchase these itemsy she's just crazy
Speaker 2: well and men shorts best thing she could come up
Speaker 2: with at the time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just say my sub security didn't cover this in
Speaker 1: my rent.
Speaker 2: Oh so Walmart?
Speaker 1: Should I mean? I just need some deodorant? Would you
Speaker 1: let me use yours each morning? Then I won't steal
Speaker 1: it from Hey.
Speaker 2: Just just curious here we've heard and talked about through
Speaker 2: the BWO program.
Speaker 1: Oh BWO would take her out at the kneecap seventy
Speaker 1: three year old lady or not, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're in the chair, you're thieving, you're grieving.
Speaker 2: If it came to it, Taco, where you had to
Speaker 2: do what you just described, shoplift from from whatever retailer.
Speaker 2: Which methodology are you going with? Which approach? We've talked
Speaker 2: about all these different things that these clowns try to do.
Speaker 1: Uh it, putting it in a cooler and stuff does
Speaker 1: not work. I think I'm going man, purse, man purse, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just get more than that. The one from prison,
Speaker 1: you know, Well, yeah, I don't see myself getting a
Speaker 1: pair of men's shorts India oring up there.
Speaker 2: But plus, I think that would draw attention to you
Speaker 2: from the in store cameras. Yeah, what's this one up to?
Speaker 2: He has this pants lowered? Wait? Is that is that secret?
Speaker 2: For men and women?
Speaker 1: Now? My methodology, if I, if I had to, I
Speaker 1: think would just be I don't know, man, I'm not
Speaker 1: a thief at hard How about you me either, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna detern I'm I'm right bwo where I take care
Speaker 1: of the thieves?
Speaker 2: Or the machine gun at the front door. I think,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna do it, go big or go home,
Speaker 2: do the hole. Just load the cart up and right
Speaker 2: through the front door, past the elderly receipt checker, and
Speaker 2: try your chances.
Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen as soon as you do that.
Speaker 1: You or I were pulling a hammy right at the door,
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be insert insert county police department. Like
Speaker 1: for you, it would be like your long Win I
Speaker 1: think are your your Walmart would be Altamont. Mine would
Speaker 1: be either winter Park or Castlebury. These two. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: officer's gonna be right there when the hammy just goes
Speaker 1: or that's when the gripper hits. And then they're gonna
Speaker 1: say yeah, like you're having a heart attack. That's not
Speaker 1: gonna work, and they're tasi you third time.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh call it prison purse. Thank you.
Speaker 1: At two two, five, two six, what I call it?
Speaker 1: That's the pack.
Speaker 2: Yeah we got you though, thank you for that. At six,
Speaker 2: we got an American tourist making a spectacle of himself.
Speaker 2: Apparently he has dual citizenship here and in Thailand, and
Speaker 2: you sit in front of the Colisseum Roman Colisseum. He
Speaker 2: had to get the this is you know, you got
Speaker 2: to get the perfect selfie. So the way to do
Speaker 2: that is to try to access an area that is uh,
Speaker 2: well you're not supposed to be in and it's uh
Speaker 2: you're kept out with a spiked fence, which he scaled
Speaker 2: and promptly impaled himself on. There you go right through
Speaker 2: the back near the spine. Oh, so he can't get out.
Speaker 2: He's literally yeah, he's like a spearfish type situation. He's
Speaker 2: like a flounder. Yeah. It took emergency personnel over twenty
Speaker 2: minutes to be able to lift him up and off
Speaker 2: and then get transported to the hospital to be worked
Speaker 2: on us eighty stitches.
Speaker 1: I hope he was given doing selfies the whole time,
Speaker 1: because those those are keepers.
Speaker 2: You're on my trip to the Roman Colisseum.
Speaker 1: That's where if you if you're running the Roman Colisseum,
Speaker 1: you kind of those.
Speaker 2: Christians being fed to the lions. Ain't got nothing on this,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: You kind of in those nooks and crannies. You keep
Speaker 1: that fence that's there, but you keep a lion because
Speaker 1: you know there's gonna be some dip ass that's gonna
Speaker 1: try to scale the fence like this Taiwanese American dude
Speaker 1: and uh and all of a sudden they make it
Speaker 1: over and they're gone. That's the selfie in attack by
Speaker 1: a lion.
Speaker 2: Finally, we got a real brain trust going on in Hertford, Connecticut.
Speaker 2: Let me show you the mugshot for reference and full
Speaker 2: impact effect. I'm thinking man and woman, uh wow, a
Speaker 2: coup to no no know. What they did was they
Speaker 2: struck a prostitution agreement. That is, she was providing the
Speaker 2: services for him at approximately two thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Is this one of those Hey, I'll give the handy
Speaker 1: for the McDLT.
Speaker 2: That I don't have any information to that effect. I
Speaker 2: do know three ten dollars bills were involved. Whatever that
Speaker 2: gets you at two thirty in the morning, where uh, clearwater?
Speaker 2: I'm sure no Connecticut? So where what the parking lots
Speaker 2: of a Connecticut Highway patrol station? Ye, that didn't work
Speaker 2: out so well for them. I just got the blue
Speaker 2: screen of death. I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 2: be able to exit this segment or not, but we're
Speaker 2: going to give it the old college try here. Okay,
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