Speaker 1: You guys, welcome back to Talking Schmandt. I'm your host,
Brittany Schmith. This episode is so special to me. It
is with one of my dear friends, comedian podcaster actor
Craig Cone.
Speaker 2: It please enjoy.
Speaker 3: Did you know back in the day, you you would
fly and then as soon as you're at a certain altitude,
they would say, okay, go party and that was like
a middle uh uh like bar area where everyone gathered. Yeah,
like it was fun.
Speaker 2: Well, you do you remember Virgin Airlines? Did you ever
fly them?
Speaker 3: No? I never did.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Virgin and that was obviously Richard Branson's airline.
I think it got something by something, But I remember
I would take those flights to Vegas and.
Speaker 2: I can't say Vegas right, How the fuck do you
say Vegas, Las Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 1: I would take the flights to Vegas and they had
like bars and they would serve alcohol.
Speaker 2: You would get up. It was a party. It was
like purple lights bars like.
Speaker 1: From the because usually when you fly to Vegas from LA,
they don't even have drink service because it's so short.
The second they got to cruising altitude, they're like all
the drinks.
Speaker 3: You want, so they go get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they brought it back for a minute and then
it went away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's gone to shit. We sound like old men now,
I know I'm marking mine day. It's true.
Speaker 1: No, Ig Craig, let's get fired up about how expensive
Taco Bell is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you shouldn't have to pay fourteen dollars to
get diarrhea. Where's my cameras?
Speaker 2: That also not fourteen dollars I got. I got diary,
I got diarrhea.
Speaker 3: I got for twenty four dollars.
Speaker 2: I got diarrhea with my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I got Taco Bell with my boyfriend. It was
forty seven dollars for two of us.
Speaker 3: For I was like, what do we You can't charges
that much to get cancer. Literally, this is fucked.
Speaker 2: Back in my day, cancer used to be free.
Speaker 3: That ship was known as dog Foodah, and it was
you eight bucks and you're feeding.
Speaker 2: The family exactly, That's what it was for I did.
People can't even afford it.
Speaker 3: Got poor person.
Speaker 2: You gotta know to use the app.
Speaker 1: Okay, Mike, No, Butail.
Speaker 2: We're not.
Speaker 3: We're not doing an app for taco we want to
go that far.
Speaker 2: We're already fucked up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, who's more addict the guy who's got
the app or Yeah, that's your addiction.
Speaker 2: Craig.
Speaker 1: I love you so much. I can't believe what a
year you've had.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's oh me. Yeah,
let's talk about it. Yeah, what happened? I don't know.
I uh, I puked in a bucket enough times. That
paid the price. You didham did ayahuasca nineteen times.
Speaker 2: And you did it nineteen times. Talk about an addict.
Speaker 3: It's good for you, it's good for you.
Speaker 2: Did you get new teeth?
Speaker 3: No, I still need tooth. Oh yeah, I just have
nice teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know you went on your journey. You did all
the work. You got a lot of work on yourself.
Speaker 3: Work so much. It's so hard, and it's like the
it never stopped, never stop.
Speaker 1: It's so exhausting to work through that stuff. But you
got to the other side of it.
Speaker 2: And then we're rewarded handsomely.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just got to say to all my fellow
knuckleheads out there, stay in the pocket. One of the
reasons I know I might become the annoying, preachy guy
to the home me to be like no, you could
do it. It's because it happened for me, and I
just put I stayed in the trenches and just stayed
on the path. Even though I wanted to quit, I
wanted to go back to being an opener. I was
ready to quit headlining the fucking feature again because I'm like,
this is hard, and uh I didn't and you just stay.
It's hard. It's like every cheesy saying is true.
Speaker 2: It's really hard. I mean so hard dogging it out
on the road. But you worked your ass off.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were.
Speaker 2: I mean you road dogged like a motherfucker. You still are.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you just make money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know you're making money.
Speaker 3: Before it was the break even tour. Then it was
to make a little bit of money to work. And
now I'm like, wow, this is great.
Speaker 2: See I'm on my third break even dour. Yeah, I
might actually be losing money. I think I'm paying to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just stay in the pocket, stay in the pocket.
Speaker 2: How long do I stay in the pocket for?
Speaker 3: Well, no, you have this, that's the thing. Yeah, I
wouldn't tell you to stay in the pocket if you
didn't have the goods.
Speaker 2: You want to tell people to quit comedy.
Speaker 3: All the time, the time, all the time. I'm like,
if you you're fifteen years in and you don't have
a fucking clue, what or just redirect your energy. I
know so many people that there's comics that clearly, uh,
I don't want to how to say this without sounding rude,
Just just redirect, right. I had a homie that wasn't
that good at stand up and then he started going
behind the scenes and now he drives a tesla and
is making money and is becoming very powerful behind the
camera instead of in front of the camera. Yeah, and
a lot of times ego won't allow people to assess
their situation honestly, right. And when you're now you're behind
the scenes and you're printing your own money and you
have an income, you can breathe, and now you might
pursue the stand up area with a new energy.
Speaker 1: Will be so desperate, more leisurely, more for creativity, for fun,
rather than for like, I need this to work, because
it's that I need this energy that I need.
Speaker 2: Grow. You need it that bad. Although we've all been there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we've all needed that fifty.
Speaker 2: But it is hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I want to talk to you about this
because like you did trudge through the ship, like you
really worked really hard on the road for a long time.
And how how do you like reconcile in your mind
when you're hitting yourself up against the wall. You're exhausted,
you're on the road, you're tired. It's not you're not
making money like bo, Like, how do you not take
that as a sign from the universe to stop?
Speaker 2: Like what keeps you going when you're in that situation?
Speaker 3: For me, I'm not even kidding it was merch? Yeah,
I sold merch. I don't that's that's a physical financial
answer to your question.
Speaker 1: As that's okay, no, no, no, it's just it's like, okay,
so you know, energetically, when you're working with the universe,
it's supposed to flow, it's supposed to be easy, it's
supposed to feel aligned. And when you are in those
road dog years of being a comedian, which I'm in
right now, it doesn't feel aligned.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel aligned for me to.
Speaker 1: Lug two suitcases to a daze in with a dirty
fucking pillow case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do a show to.
Speaker 1: Thirty six people in Atlanta and lose the club money
and lose the days of my life in my spirit,
like it feels like not aligned. But I know you
felt that too, and then all of a sudden it hit.
So it's like what made you keep going?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm tough because of my childhood, and I know
you can I can have a similar one. Yeah, and
that's you know what I mean. You're fermented, you're cooked.
And I'm gonna give you the analogies that I heard
off of straight up YouTube, but they helped me. It's hard.
It's it's because I understand what you're saying, like like,
go with the flow. If you're flowing, if your flow state,
it's not hard. It was like fucking bullshit. These are
the analogies I like, you plant your seeds. Everything has
like you plant the seed to grow the tree, but
the tree takes years to fucking grow. I'm gonna fuck
with this analogy, but it's true. You you the seed
grows in the dark. You're in the darkness for a
long fucking time, and then it sprouts and then it's
it's like it's weak though, and then all of a sudden,
over time, you have this giant tree that you could
barely cut down with the fucking chainsaw. And that's like
the analogy I heard to where I was like, that's
that's it. That's how it is. You're in the dirt,
you're in the dark. You can't even see. You don't
know what you're doing. I didn't know what I was doing.
I was setting on my own camera to record my
head landing set, setting up my own merch, putting a
sheet over it, hoping no one would steal it. Well,
I'm on stage for fucking hour telling a bartender to
watch my shit and going like, god, I hope he does.
People did steal hoodies from me and Poughkeepsie, and it
makes me not want.
Speaker 2: To go back and see you're on the shit list.
Speaker 3: And that's the darkness. And then now I bring two
homies with me, they set up the camera and they
sell the merch. I'm making money, they're making money. I'm
hooking up my buds and now the tree grew, I'm
bearing fruit. But you're in the dark a long time.
I was in the dark for like eleven years, twelve years,
and that's actually short. Yeah, that's what's crazy.
Speaker 1: Most Yeah, in comedy, people always say it's an overnight
success or you blew up?
Speaker 2: Are you this are you that, And it's like, no,
I've been.
Speaker 3: Working my whole life, ten to twenty years. Yeah, it
takes ten to twenty years. Ten if you're lucky and
if you're low that you're anomaly, right, or you.
Speaker 1: Got really lucky on social media and you can't sustain
it because you don't really have the legs under you.
Speaker 3: Well, there's two things that happen. That happens to the
guy that doesn't have it, comes fast, goes fast, and
then it'll happen to like a young goat, like a
Ralph Barbo. So he's ready, he had to glow, he
had the star and he and it just keeps growing. Yeah,
but there's the YouTubers that pop and then people go
to shows and the lady this isn't standing, Yeah, this isn't.
But yeah, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: What's the most devastating comment you've ever gotten on a
social media post? I?
Speaker 3: Uh, I can't remember. I don't engage with that anymore.
Speaker 2: Good good for you.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's been some though.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, I feel like, sorry to interrupt, I
asked you a question, and then to interrupt my podcast.
Speaker 2: I just keep talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, Like, I just feel like I
get crushed and cooked in the comments all the time, and.
Speaker 3: Look away doing this for look away.
Speaker 2: Fard you can.
Speaker 1: You tell that I just brought you here to either
and tell me to quick commony.
Speaker 3: You do dark comedy, you're and you're a female. I'm sorry.
You guys get it fifty times worse than men. I
hope you know that. Yeah, at twenty to fifty times
worse in the comment section. Uh so there's just that. Yeah,
and then on top of that, you got the goods.
So why are you looking at that? Yeah, just don't engage.
Speaker 2: Well, it's hard.
Speaker 1: You open your Instagram, it's like the you know, the
feeds right there, and then someone's just like, yeah, you know,
like you're the reason. I got one the other day
that said you're the reason your mom killed herself.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thanks?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah dude, I laughed, I really laughed. I was like,
how dark of a place do you have to be
in to write that? That's crazy? And then your response
was really funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell them the truth. Yeah, put it on blast.
Either tell them the truth, put it on blast and
make the internet hate them for being a disgusting human.
Being or just completely ignore all of it. Yeah, I say,
put them on blasts or ignore it all. Yeah, it's
hard to ignore it all. And every now and then
one creeps in. None of mine have been as vicious
as yours. That's insane. I've been told ship though. Ah,
I guess I'm pretty good at forgetting. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's great, because that's what And honestly, after like a
week or two, I forget everything too.
Speaker 2: But it's just it's a tough. It's a tough thing.
Speaker 1: Like when you're out there trying to make people laugh
and then people attack your character they say.
Speaker 3: You're not funny, and I'm like, well, why are you
on my page? Just keep it moving. The TV is
the best analogy. You just changed the channel. You don't
say fuck you, Tom Cruise, your fucking pieces shit, you
just flip it. Yeah, move on, move on.
Speaker 2: You can access Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Everyone has too much access to us now, not like
I'm putting myself in.
Speaker 2: The same campus Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: It does too much access to me and Tom Cruise
Mission impossible.
Speaker 2: He's looking at the YouTube comments and impossible trailer, like fuck,
they're talking about my face.
Speaker 3: They're saying it yeah, just uh yeah. It's hard though,
and you're gonna get some gnarly comments because subject matter.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like just like fuck you, you're
not funny. It's it's not like, hey, you're the reason
your mom killed herself. They still make me angry, but
it's not that visual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, I'm so happy to see her glow up.
Speaker 2: It makes me.
Speaker 1: There's just like certain people when they win and they pop,
I'm like fuck yes.
Speaker 2: Finally, Like I remember.
Speaker 1: Us driving in your beat down Toyota Corolla from Vegas
to La during the pandemic, just like talking about life.
Speaker 3: Ship and backyard show in like Delayano.
Speaker 2: Or No, that's when we did the yacht Vegas.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, but I'm talking about different game. But yeah,
we did Yacht Vegas and then the seventeen year old
Toyota Camri Yes still got us there, and then uh
backyards and like Fresno or Bakersfield or both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but honestly that backyard show was fun.
Speaker 3: That it was fun, It was lit. Yeah, that was fun.
That was selling merch at a backyard showing the dark.
Speaker 2: Drive.
Speaker 3: On another note, but the physical world, the spiritual world,
how to make it and just stay tough is just
put your blinders on and just keep believing in your
dream and keep going. I know we just told people
to quit too, but just like you assess the situation,
it's like read the room, what are we doing here?
But on a physical, realm note, merch saved my life.
It allowed me, uh to break even and then to
make some money and then to just have the merch
pays for like my homies. Now I can bring my
buddies and pay for hotels and and on that note,
if you're a performer, artist or anything in general, monetize
products like if you do, I'll sell your own nails.
I don't care if it's at one salon at your shop,
it's still put money in your pocket. And you could
just white label it meaning by a thing and put
your sticker on it and add five bucks. It's still money. Yeah,
it's still promoting your brand. It doesn't matter if you're
into stand up or any business whatsoever. Monetize and scale.
I'm learning the game now. I just need to scale
and figure out how to make Loosey Goosey and the
Zoomies and Tillyes and cahoots with Vans.
Speaker 2: And all those companies going out of business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Under yeah, I got to figure out how to have
a brick and mortar crisis withy.
Speaker 3: And just play the game, play the rich people game.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My first year off of Trader Joe's and stand up
comedy only first year with no nine to five job,
I made thirteen thousand dollars for the year. Wow, for
the year, y'all. In Los Angeles. I was with Sadie
at the time. Got back from the tax man and
everyone just kept saying, like the the taxman told me
how much I made on my W nine or whatever
it's called. And I was like, that's it, and he
just went, that's it. And then I told Sadie and
she went, that's it. Like everyone just kept saying that's it.
I tried to make it into a bit and never
really had legs, but that was the honest to god truth.
I said, that's it. The taxman said, that's it. Sadie
that's said that's it. Probably my sister, We're just like wait,
like how, like how do you live?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the output doesn't match no, what you
know what I mean? You work so hard and you know, yeah,
it's like yeah, maybe you made a thousand more under
the counter.
Speaker 3: Getting paid cash ebto stamps.
Speaker 2: Yeah tough. Let's talk about aahuasca.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so I we did two things for each other.
One you're one of the first person people that told
me to get sober.
Speaker 2: You're the one of the first people that told me.
Speaker 1: I remember it perfectly because I was at O'Brien's. We
were doing a show with Iris, a little Irish bar
in Santa Monica. There was maybe twelve people in the crowd,
and you were there on the show, and I think
I was drinking. I probably was drinking and I didn't
have a good set and I didn't even.
Speaker 2: Know you that well. Yeah, and you just came up
to me and you're like, you got to quit drinking.
You have a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: I'm your friend?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But you were one of the first people
that made me see that. And then I did get
sober eventually, and then in our sobriety journey, I started
doing ayahuasca and I introduced you to the shaman.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And let's talk about some of those journeys you went on.
Shall we.
Speaker 3: Uh, Yeah, it's it's it's a must do. It's also
not for everybody. Yeah, you got to be in this
some gnarly stuff.
Speaker 2: Let's just yeah, you have to really be willing to
face yourself. You have to.
Speaker 1: Really be willing to maybe acknowledge some super uncomfortable shit
about your life.
Speaker 2: That you didn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is is like linking up with the Lord
and getting You'll get a better understanding of why everything
is the way it is. But that doesn't necessarily mean
it's gonna make you happy. It might break your heart,
you know.
Speaker 3: All I gotta say is this sounds funny and weird,
but watch Dune. Watch Dune part two when they drink
the blue juice and they get the secret to the
universe and they see everything and they learn truth about
their family that they don't want to learn, and it
just goes, oh, it's I know it's a movie, but
there's some truth in that blue syrup ayahuasca. You get
the keys to the universe or God's supercomputer, and you
just have access to information about you, yourself, your life,
your trauma. It'll make you understand why you are the
way you are. And you're like, oh my god, I
was molested, you know, God, Oh my God, that makes sense.
Oh my god, it's terrible, but I'm funny and there's that.
Speaker 2: But it was not for nothing.
Speaker 3: You are yeah, yeah, and it's just wild ship. But
it sounds horrible, but you oddly are more free after
learning this information. Yeah, and you puke it out. It's
like a uh, it's a spiritual vomit as well as
the physical vomit, Like you puke venom that was poisoning
your heart, mind, body, soul, and then you on the
physical realm, you're literally vomiting getting rid of whatever poison.
Micro plastics. Yeah, it say it's a detoxifier. Now that
it's somewhat legal and decriminalized, they're studying it and it's
known to puke out heavy metal, our world's poison. You
guys know this, Yeah, but puking out your little dry
shampoo aluminum to microplastics and your nutsack and tit milk
to your molestation in the spiritual realm.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, you both know, we went through some ship.
But I mean the thing, you know, I went in
to heal my mother wound, and so what I experienced
was my mom's life in quantum time, which included abuse
and gnarly abuse and and as horrible Charley's Yeah, I
mean I don't Yeah, yeah, I just incredible amounts of abuse.
And I experienced it in a way that like when
I got when I finished with the medicine and I
finished with the journey, I had so much empathy and
love for my mom in a way that I never
could have before because I couldn't understand ever where she
was coming from. I couldn't understand why she acted like
like a straight cat, backed into a corner in every
room she was in. But it's like, yeah, if the
one person that's supposed to love you and keep you
safe abuses you, you're gonna act crazy your whole life.
Speaker 3: And like and then you drank the sauce.
Speaker 2: And not only did I see it, I felt it.
Speaker 1: I experienced it, and I on a cellular level changed
after that, Like my relationship with myself changed, my relationship
with my mom changed. I you know, just everything changed
for me.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't like.
Speaker 1: You where I was so ambitious that I was like
I can't wait to go back and do it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I was like I need a time out,
and by that, I mean divorce. I had to get
a divorce first, and then I went back. But like
I did, I've only done it twice. Both times have
been profound. Although I fucked up the second time because
I took Xanax before.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll mess with it and I it'll get
rid of it. Still, I mean it's still but.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to because of there's something chemical that
was so I lost like I couldn't close my hand
for like a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I like lost a lot of muscle
in my life. I fucked myself up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't take pills before I no, no, no, I
clean vestige. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I did fuck up the second time, which
is why I'm scared to go back. But I know
that was my fault. But like anyway, all that to say,
I know it profoundly changed you, but it took you
a while to get to that. Like profound change. It
didn't happen for no.
Speaker 3: That's why I kept going back. First of all, I'm
an attic and and and you know I go in.
But this was different, in my opinion, this is something
like you can't get addicted to. I was more addicted
to feeling better. I was like, oh shit, this shit's
really helping me. Let me get all this garbage out
of me as quickly as possible. That's how I looked
at it. It was almost like a boot camp or like
a like a let's catch up to healing, because I
didn't even I knew I was fucked up. I never
knew why, nor like rewind what was the question? Oh uh,
it's it's actually not. You only had two trips, But
in my opinion, it's not the easiest thing to connect
to and hop in like some people struggle with it.
What I'm getting at is I got better and better
and riding the way yahuasca, I was able to go
deeper and deeper, so I was hooked to that. I
was like, oh, I actually kind of know what I'm
doing now. I know how to hop in to this
different dimension of this special magic.
Speaker 1: I think I was so like blinders on, committed to
figuring out what the fuck happened with my life and
getting answers.
Speaker 2: That, like you know when they tell you in the beginning.
Speaker 1: Like channel your intuition and figure out how high of
a dose you want, from one to ten whatever. Eight
was my first one. So my first one, my very
first dose of ayahuasca. And they do three doses in
one night, yeah, and then two nights in a row.
My very first one, I did an eight, and my
very first one, I experienced my mom's life in quantum time.
I experienced her abuse, I experienced her pregnancy with me,
and I experienced her suicide.
Speaker 2: All of those things as her. I experienced that.
Speaker 1: And then gnarly to hear the shaman's little bell like
ding ding ding time for dose two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: There's more.
Speaker 3: I did not have that experience. My first night, I
barely connected. It wasn't until the second night mm I connected.
I was like whoa, and then I went to the
different dimension. Yeah, and then I was hooked from there.
But you made me take an eight my first time too,
because you said, don't be a pussy, go for it,
take a ten. I wish it took more, just and
I asked shaman for a tent and he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's like, dude, it's your first time, and
I think I said nine, yeah, and he's like, I'm
gonna give you eight, broky yeah, And it was just
funny because I was like, I've done I smoked heroin.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: He's like, this isn't that I handle it? Go bad?
Fill it up. You're like, you know what you take
the little you're just gone.
Speaker 3: And it's completely different in h but mine was more
like a layer of onion. And it wasn't until like
the eighth or ninth time to where I learned all
this non shit.
Speaker 1: Well, and I think maybe too, it's different when it's
your own personal experience because that's something you obviously blocked
out to help yourself survive, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean.
Speaker 1: So this for mine, it was it was my mom's experience,
which was you know.
Speaker 3: Which still leeches in the you she made you.
Speaker 1: There was you know, obviously she had womb trauma because
that's where her trauma was. And then I was in
her womb, and then it got transferred to me, you
know what I mean, Like there's.
Speaker 3: You know that trauma stays in the DNA for I
think it's like nine to eleven generations. They did a
study with lab mice. Yeah, and they so it's like, yeah,
for sure it's your mom, but it could even be grandma's. Yeah,
that's how wild this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you think like eight to ten eleven
generations back, like where are we even the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: That's why the saying is like heal yourself, heal the world. Yeah,
in the spiritual realm. If you're into this stuff, you
healed your generational trauma and it like severs it from
like all generations. It's almost like all healing. No, I
don't know. I love that stuff.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was on a big healing journey
when I got sober. I did the twelve Steps, I
did my mns, I did Iahuascar, I did all this stuff.
I was on a big healing journey. And then in
the last year, I feel like I pivoted back to vengeance.
I know, I started getting angry again. The people started
pissing me off where and I'm like, you know, I'm
not I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be peaceful. I'm
not gonna cause anyone. But then like people like just
kind of like come at you about shit, and I'm like,
I can't be peaceful forever, Like I just like need to.
There is a point where like, yes, be as peaceful
as you possibly can, but you also have to protect
your own piece.
Speaker 3: And you can when I say, you know what I
think it is, You've you've attained a level of peace
and these new chaos is interned before you're down here,
so you're matching chaoses and now they come and you're like,
get the fuck out of here. Yeah, and it's it
is a protection of peace. Yeah, and it makes you feisty,
but you're like, I don't want to be, but it's
also a test.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It makes me mad, and then the fact I get
mad makes me more mad. Yeah, does that make sense?
Speaker 3: Yes, that happens to me all the time.
Speaker 1: The fact that people still can dictate my spirit and
how I feel makes me more angry because I'm like,
I've done so much work I know not to engage
in this behavior. I know not to you know, start
talking to this person, you know. I know, especially my
mom's family. I have a very difficult time with them
if I try and talk to them and they're like,
you know, I have one specific ant who's like very
cunty and I haven't you know, talked to any of
them in years. But like I get like really fired up,
and then I get mad that I get fired up
because I'm like, I feel like I did so much
healing and like my side of the street was clean
and I did all this AA recovery shit, and now
I feel like my side of the street's kind of
a mess.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest, You're still coming from a place even
though maybe we're regressing a little bit. We're in these
scenarios where we get angry at loved ones because it's
so triggering, but you're conscious of the situation and years
ago you may not even even known. You would have
just had chaos and like, that's my life, you know,
that's me, And now you're like, now you're conscious able
to look at it from a third dice perspective, and
then you're so conscious of that you get mad at
yourself for failing. But it didn't fail, you know. It's
just life. Yeah, there's no right or wrong answers. You
just learn and grow. That's the game. I guess it's
easy to say once you once some ship pops up.
Like I just yelled at my mom the other day
because she's talking shit, and I was like, would you
do that for she's an old lady. Yeah, you know,
that's just how she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's I think parents are the most
challenging because you know, they know how to push your
buttons because they installed them.
Speaker 3: Yep, you know. So it's like it can hurt that one.
I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah so I I you know, I just
got a call from my dad this morning.
Speaker 2: Where yeah, he's just like.
Speaker 1: I don't think your comedy's funny, and it was serious,
and it's like after he just came to my show
in Chicago and watched me and laughed at every joke,
he called me and said I don't think it's funny,
and I was just like, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Never said that. Whether you believe that sure or not,
you don't need to let us know. Yeah, you don't
got to call Keep that to yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My mom's similar in stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's it's tricky because it's like I
will talk about the family sometimes, or I'll talk about
things that are supposed to be private, and like the
Midwest has a very like keep everything looking good and
nobody needs to know our dirty little secrets. And I'm
the one that's like kind of screaming from the rooftops
like this shit is fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's talk about it. Yeah, you know, but
it is you know, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but you know, I think it is hard because
you do have to like there are loved ones where
when you tell the truth, it's going to hurt them.
And that's tough because it's like, Okay, so you have
a giant platform. I have a medium sized platform. But like,
when we talk about this stuff and people hear it,
there's thousands of listeners that feel validated and seen.
Speaker 3: And heard help them and we help them.
Speaker 1: And so my philosophy is always I'm willing to hurt
one person's feelings to heal thousands, and if that one
person is a family member, then like tough shit.
Speaker 3: And I love that and I needed to hear that
because I'm in an extremely similar boat yeah, where I'm like, hey,
if I put you on blast, it makes me money. Yeah,
that's the funny point. Yeah, which is true, but uh,
it also helps people. And what the crazy part is
is is usually if I'm talking about you and mentioning you,
it's out of love. Yeah, and that's you know, people
get mad though, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also I mean the way you do it and
the way I do it is always that like, yeah,
we might be joking about someone else, but the joke
always comes back to us.
Speaker 2: It's at the.
Speaker 1: Very end, the egg is on our face, you know
what I mean. So I'm just like, I don't understand
why everyone's getting so worked up. Like my dad is
talking to me about a joke this morning that I
put out two years ago. He just heard about it now,
and I was like, did you listen to the end
of the joke where I make fun of myself for
being a whore?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, I'm just like, did
you get there or did you just hear the one
thing about you that you didn't like and then call
me and fuck my dad?
Speaker 1: But it's like, I love my dad so much, it's
so hard to hear that from him, and it's it's hard.
It's a hard thing where it's like, these are jokes,
these are jokes, these are jokes.
Speaker 3: It's what I do.
Speaker 2: It's what I do, it's my whole job.
Speaker 3: It's you're going to be offended because we're funny, and
we say, shit, we so funny. Yeah, jokes, and it's
so funny.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: And the thing is I've had and I'm sure you've
had this too, where people come after me after my show,
and like, I just had a guy in Denver come
at me after a show and he brought me two tears, like,
you know, my sister committed suicide three years ago and
your suicidal sympathies. I have a joke about how there
should be cards for when people you know, commit suicide,
and it'll say like like hang in there, like slid.
Speaker 2: Happens, like whatever, that's the joke.
Speaker 1: But the guy came up to me and he's just
like he's like, I didn't find it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Obviously the suicide was horrific, and then I saw your
I found your comedy and it really helped me heal
and it really helped me laugh for the first time.
Speaker 2: And I and he just.
Speaker 1: Like gave me this like big meaningful hug, and I'm like,
that is worth so much more of me than the
approval of my aunt.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, The amount of like for me,
tweakers I've saved, or sad sally suicidal people have affected
by it, or anybody. It's it's it's it's fun to
think a silly joke can save a person's soul in
a quick moment, no matter how real, deep or silly
and it is. If you make them laugh when their
brother just died, you, that's a good thing. Yeah, that's
an amazing thing. Yeah, and I love it. That's why
I talk about sobriety a lot, even though I struggle
and I got my little mushroom tin right here, because
it saves people. They go, like they tell you, you know.
Speaker 1: So I think the tough thing about me talking about sobriety,
because I've talked about it a lot too obviously, like
getting sober from alcohol was what needed to happen for me.
I was that was killing me. Alcohol, coke, molly, that
kind of shit was killing me. I've gone back and
forth on the naturals. I've gone back and forth on
you know. I call it my vegan relapse. It is
a slippery slope because I'm an addict at the end
of the day.
Speaker 2: So it's like if I.
Speaker 1: Can't have a minute of my day where I'm not
thinking about getting high, then I don't really I'm not
in control of my life. But I think the hard
thing with talking about sobriety publicly is yes, it does
help people, and people will come to you and be like,
thank you so much. You help me get through my
first year of dat da da whatever. But then if
you do slip up, or if you go backwards or
you're not practicing perfect sobriety, then there becomes like this weird.
Speaker 2: Shame of like I have attached.
Speaker 3: My identity part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I've attached my identity to this thing that
I no longer am. And now do I pretend that
I'm still sober and lie to everyone? Or do I
be honest and let the judgment come in?
Speaker 2: Or how do I do it?
Speaker 1: But I do feel like it paints us into a
corner because I've had friends that are, you know, super successful,
who have been sober for periods of time time and
then have significant relapses and then they lie about it
because it's weird.
Speaker 3: I always say, be honest, yeah, or I'll just say
leave me alone.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: You know what that means. It means I'm not well
leave me alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I'm doing my best.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing to keep in mind, is
like we're all doing our best, and like whether or not,
here's the thing. I've also seen people in practicing perfect
sobriety be completely insane and do heinous shit. So like, yeah,
I don't think that it's a one size fits all thing.
Speaker 3: And one thing I don't love about the sobriety world
is it's so hard line and matter of fact, and
which is fine in in terms of the definitions of
true sobriety. But what I'm getting at is like, don't
make a motherfucker feel bad he already relapsed. Just say like, hey,
get back up, you got this, don't make a big
deal of it. Start tomorrow. It's okay. Everybody fucks up.
When you put so much on it, it just makes
you want to stay down there and be deviant in
whatever the box you're.
Speaker 1: In, because you're like, once I'm down here, yeah, I'm
the villain now yeah. And then I also think relapses
we need a new word for it, because it's such
a strong word and it's too heavy for some of
the stuff, you know what I mean, Like when I'm
smoking a little weed, I don't think I'm relapsing.
Speaker 3: Being come on, let's be real here. I can't we can.
I preach about it all the time because I struggle
with that. That's my that's my fuck heroin. I can't
get off this ship. It's just got me. But it's okay,
Like some Sadie told me this. She's like, your life's fine.
Look at you, You're fine. It's okay that this is
your right now. Yeah, it's getting you through it. You're
not losing your home, your kid, your career. I don't
love it because what you just said, it runs the
mind runs the hamster wheel, and it's all I obsessed about.
And I can't wait till the shows are over so
I can smoke weed.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I want to talk about this thing that
I didn't think I wanted to talk about, but now
I want.
Speaker 2: To talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, So this is like rock bottom behavior
and this is a scared straight moment for me. But
like I've been smoking weed for a couple months longer
than I don't know, I've been smoking weed for a while.
Speaker 2: It happens, and it happens to the best, even the
best fall down. So it's keeping you.
Speaker 3: At my point, like if we keeping you from cocaine
and pills in alcohol, you smoke that shit if you
have totally.
Speaker 1: But I don't think without weed that I'm going back
to those things, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's one or the other I don't
think if it's there's no weed, I'm gonna be fucking smoking,
you know, smoking crack or whatever. I think what happened
is I let it get away from me like it
does sometimes where I'm like, I'm in control.
Speaker 2: I'm in control. I'm in control.
Speaker 1: And then I did something without even fucking realizing I
did it.
Speaker 2: I knew what I was intending to do.
Speaker 1: I went in the airplane bathroom and I took a
hit of my weed, babe, and I took way too
big of a hit, and I honestly forgot what I
was doing in there, and it was in my mouth
and I was just inhaling, and I was like, oh,
fuck it, I like blew down, but it went up,
and then fucking four flight attendants outside, and I was like, oh,
I'm gonna get arrested.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get fucking arrested.
Speaker 1: And this is why we can't have nice things. This
is why I can't convince myself that it's not a problem.
Am I saying like from here on out, I'm not
gonna ever smoke again. No I'm not because no, no,
not right now. No. It's since that moment I have
not smoked because I was like, what is this? What
is this going to turn into? Like how fucking embarrassing
is this that? Like, I'm going to get arrested on an.
Speaker 3: Airplane, jeopardize your flight, your career.
Speaker 2: My flight, my career, my financial situation. What Am I
going to go back to court for.
Speaker 1: Being a felon because it's a felony to smoke on
an airplane?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: I think? So, yeah, it's a felony to smoke. Back
to what I was saying, we should all just relax
a little bit on that.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking feling like, so I have to think
about it, like am I in control here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No? And that's like that's I get to this point.
Speaker 1: Every time with weed, for the first six to nine months,
I'll do it every other day, I'll do it twice
a week, I'll do it just a little bit, and
then it goes doop doop doop until it's every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then every day turns.
Speaker 1: Into me putting myself into a situation that's dangerous and
I'm like, how do I how how am I the
only person who makes weed a hard drug?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I'm just like it's so frustrating because I
think as addicts, we talk ourselves into beliefs.
Speaker 3: So the beginning, you know it is right because I'll
do little resets too, and I'll quit and I'll fight
my little demon, that bay, and I'm I get back.
I'll quit for a month or two, and then I'll
do like a low milligram edible and I've never been
happier in my life. And then I get hooked.
Speaker 2: To that every time, and then the low mill no.
Speaker 3: And then I'm on the fifty milligrams within a week,
and then I wake up with weed headaches. I'm like,
how did we get here?
Speaker 2: How did we get here?
Speaker 3: I started off with two point five milligrams?
Speaker 2: Two point five milligrams every time?
Speaker 3: The fuck every time? Every time?
Speaker 2: I know this is just too drug addicts really talking
about not being able to get it.
Speaker 3: My head is still yeah. I still say, Okay, it's
not booze. I'm not jumping off roofs, I'm not chasing
getting chased by police, right.
Speaker 2: But it is something. It's something to look at.
Speaker 1: And when I had the flight attendant are also, I
wonder what the statute of limitations is on that.
Speaker 2: If I'm going to get like, I know.
Speaker 3: I wanted to say that allegedly alleged fiction.
Speaker 2: This is a fake story.
Speaker 1: Nothing happens about a time that I didn't PaperWorks smoke
on an airplane.
Speaker 2: But no, it just was one of those moments where
I was like, Damn, you're a fucking idiot. You are
a degenerate moron.
Speaker 1: And this is why, like, no matter how much I
talk myself into sobriety's not a one size fits all thing,
I always get back to this point where I'm like,
I have now painted myself into a corner. I really
have to look at this again. And I really didn't
want to because I was really enjoying just getting high
with my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Let's just go do ayahuasca. Ayahuasca, Mama, ayahuasca. No, I
don't know the answers. That's why I always seek plant
medicine to get rid of my demons in my fucking where.
I make jokes, but I really believe it's in your stomach, liver,
and bootyhole. That's why I feel it on ayahuasca, your bootyhole,
your trauma. Oh yeah, well for you right here.
Speaker 2: Was the was the belly button when he was missing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably he was off.
Speaker 2: He was off because he was.
Speaker 3: But they there's some Uh I don't quote me on this.
I believe there's some actual science that trauma stored in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3: And gut biome and your gut is your second brain.
They say your gut has almost as much ship as
this and we don't focus on it at all. And uh,
it's well.
Speaker 1: We barely just started focusing on your brain. Like people
are barely even acknowledging that mental illness is real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we focus nothing on our on our mental state.
Clearly our country shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to Ayahuasca. I met a guy down
in Florida. I don't know when it is my schedules.
Speaker 2: We're in Florida.
Speaker 3: I think a little island right off some beautiful resort.
Speaker 2: I gotta hit him up Palm Beach where I'm moving to.
Speaker 3: I think. So that's why I'm bringing it up. I
gotta hit him to get off.
Speaker 1: That's our rise to do it. Yeah, because I'm on
like super right now. Because mama needed a little something.
The little something's going to be.
Speaker 3: Handcuffed like well, that's also why I know I need something.
And I hate pills so much, so so heavily addicted
them for so long that I self medicate with microdosi,
mushrooms and weed. And no, this isn't a perfect solution,
but that's like my uh bootleg to fix my system
without popping pills and going to darker behaviors. Yeah, just addiction. Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your relationship like now? With your anger?
Speaker 3: It's a million times better. But I'm still working on it,
of course. But I've I've gone leaps and bounds since
my past. Yeah, and I'm working with therapists. I'm hitten
with everything hypno therapy, therapists, ayahuasca when I can. It's
been a hot minute though. I've just been touring NonStop microdose,
mushroom and saunas. That helps even me out. I probably
abuse the microdose, but I'm okay with that one. It's
the weed, the weed, I know, I abuse, like yeah,
where it's like my happiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then you shout at the end of
the day.
Speaker 3: I know. But the but thing that bugs me is
you should depend on nothing for your genuine happiness, right,
And that's the That's my only beef with weed. It
is a plant that grows naturally on this earth that
can help you, But what is your relationship with it?
Does it run the show? And it has always ran
my show? Maybe I'll run the show for what you
just said three weeks and then it's gone to one
week to a month, and then I'm like it runs me.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's back.
Speaker 1: I think the thing about happiness, genuine happiness, right, and
that I think that's also kind of not a real thing,
Like there's just like happiness.
Speaker 2: Is Are you happy? Am I happy? Most days? I'm
at peace. I would be like I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I'm not like jumping for joy, but I'm like mostly
at peace. And I think when the happiness comes from
outside of you, then it's not actually within you. Yeah,
you know, unfortunately I know.
Speaker 2: And then when you need more and more and more,
like fuck anyway, I'm I'm in a tone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go puke and a bucket in Florida off
some island.
Speaker 2: It's literally where I'm moving to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, do you want to talk about that here
or after.
Speaker 2: We can talk about it.
Speaker 3: We can talk about pal Why are you moving? Is
from there?
Speaker 2: So he's from New York.
Speaker 1: Originally we call him mister Manhattan. Nice because I'm not
telling anyone his name. Yeah, because he doesn't need that smoke.
I posted so he's opening a bagel shop down there,
and I posted it and like a bunch of people
tried to follow him afterwards, and I was like, leave
him alone.
Speaker 2: Leave his leave his ass alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm moving because I was going to move to
New York originally because that's where he's from. But he's
moving to go do this bagel shop, and I don't
need to be in La.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not passed.
Speaker 1: At the store. The improvent passed up, but they don't
book me. I don't really work that much here. I
work on the road most of the time.
Speaker 3: And what about your podcasts, Yeah, well we'll see you.
Yeah solo.
Speaker 1: I'll do solo episodes and then I'll probably fly up
to New York to bank some New York comics because
that's like an hour and a half flight.
Speaker 3: That's nothing. Yeah, that's all you have to do. You
just have to work in New York for a few days. Yeah,
which is awesome. Yeah, you would kill it in New
York too.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I was getting really excited about the idea of moving
to New York, but then the reality became like he
was never going to be there, So he's like, why
would I split a place.
Speaker 2: With you there when I'm going to be here full time?
Speaker 1: So yeah, so we ended up compromising in that, Like
he didn't compromise at all, and I'm just living to Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, love is Love is the mother.
Speaker 2: Love is the mother, you know what. It's the best.
Speaker 1: And he like, I just think, if you have the
chance of joy, you have to change, you have to
chom just like there's nothing better than being in love.
Speaker 3: There's so many times I'm like, we're going to crash
and I go, well, well.
Speaker 2: Go heve you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean we'll see. I'm I am genuinely
excited about him. He's the first person I've dated seriously
since my divorce.
Speaker 2: And it didn't I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: I went on hinge when I was in New York
doing shows after my old podcast ended. I was just
trying to fuck a young guy and that has fucking
changed my age down to twenty five.
Speaker 2: And then I matched with him.
Speaker 1: He's twenty seven, and we both were just trying to
have fun and then we fill in love with each other.
Speaker 3: Happens, that's when it happens.
Speaker 2: I know every time schmucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay, that's awesome. It's right the way, it's
the best.
Speaker 2: Are you in love?
Speaker 3: Well I just got out of one. Yeah I was
in love. Yeah, I just didn't work out.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear that. That's sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm back out there. I played for Rayah. I've
never done it. I don't think i'll last. I can't
have the attention.
Speaker 2: Span you got DMS, babe.
Speaker 3: I know I've never done dating apps. I've done it
like it's I'm an old man. Yeah, hand in the person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got to catch him in the flesh.
You're like, you see my schedule, Come fine me after
a show?
Speaker 3: This too hard?
Speaker 2: Do you still do meet and greets after shows?
Speaker 3: And oh hell yeah, I'm just slaying my merch.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Yeah, you're not too big time for that yet.
Speaker 3: No, it's getting overwhelming and exhausting. It's pretty crazy. But
it's a beautiful, beautiful thing. Yeah. But yeah sometimes that
line is like forty five minutes long, and I have
another show afterwards.
Speaker 2: Oh that's tough.
Speaker 3: So you're just like whoa. But it's good, it's good.
I'll be there I can't be there. Yeah, how I
need fucking security. I'll be there, actually already need security.
Someone molested me in Australia. It's so funny. Two back
to two, back to back of booty grabs in Australia.
I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: From men or women?
Speaker 3: Men? Oh? Yeah, with.
Speaker 2: You know how they get down in Australia. Yeah, it's
it's an open door policy. I don't know how to
do an Australian access.
Speaker 3: It was it was cool. I mean it was not
cool because I pushed their face and everyone was like,
what the fuck's happening. I'm like, he grabbed my ass
and it was that's funny. Imagine I can't wait to
get a fund of the crack. You see him to
school like, and then the security came, yeah you.
Speaker 2: Shopped them, Like, get the funk out of here. You
can't do that.
Speaker 1: I mean Swift sued that guy for grabbing her ass,
remember them, Yeah, that like radio personality grabbed her ass
and she took him to court and good one. And
all she wanted was a dollar. She just wanted to
prove the point that, like, you can't fuck with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have took more and give it a
women's charities. Yeah, well, give it to the Epstein's List.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sorry, no, no, it's it's just like I can't.
I'm like, I didn't think that was going to be
the whole year, you know. I thought it was going
to be like, all right, here's some pedophiles and we're done.
It's I didn't think it would be still going in December.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, did he die a year and a half ago. Yeah,
it's just like the world's run by demons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're ran by a pedophile cult that loves killing everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really dark. I get.
Speaker 1: I feel like podcasting and our access to all this
information is kind of not great. I kind of liked
a little more when I was in the dark and
I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 2: I thought Bill Clinton was cool. I mean I was like, yeah,
it's getting the economy's great.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, my children and the president what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like I was like, women, yeah, yeah, and then you're like,
oh no, what's happening? Yeah it so they're all rapid. God.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't really ever think any one would
make Bush look like a saint.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fu well we know his dad y he
could dodge a shoot though. That's a fun video. Yea. Somehow,
how is he the least of all the time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, how does that happen? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about Obama bombing Yemen and Libya either
until like seven to eight years after the fact. And
you're just like, wait a minute, I thought you did
the good guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I voted for you.
Speaker 3: We killed all those brown people. Huh, all right, seem strange.
Speaker 2: First black president.
Speaker 3: Cool Libya. Yeah, one of the largest economies announced the
number one producer of slaved and human trafficking and ship. Yeah,
it's gnarly. Don't study history, folks, don't.
Speaker 2: It's it's easier if you don't pay attention.
Speaker 3: Your heroes become villains. And you're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You get a little too close.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but we got so yeah.
Speaker 3: We got selfies for the GRAM, got new jacket vans.
Speaker 2: He looks great. I'm obsessed. You look great. I'm so
happy to see you so happy and thriving.
Speaker 3: Love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was about to say happy, Well, we're thriving. You're thriving,
but there is no happiness. The best thing is just
being stoicism, being okay with the bad and the good
and not being attached to anything too much because that's
where unhappiness comes from. And riding the wave and good
luck and good luck luck, good luck gummies, stay hold
the line. That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: Just say, oh my god, tell everyone where they can
follow you, Craigconate dot com, Craig Peakcone on all social medias.
Speaker 3: Don't fall for scammers now that I uh I popped.
There's a lot of scammers. There's a lot of scammers.
It's crazy. This lady, this is kind of funny, quick story.
This lady said, hey, am I talking to you on
what's up? Do you need help from your divorce with
your wife and she taking all your money?
Speaker 1: And that's the fact you just called it what's up?
Speaker 3: My bad? I'm like, no, I don't. I don't even
know what it's called. I don't have. What's that I
actually do is for communicating with my cousins in Mexico,
but I don't use it.
Speaker 2: They call it k pasa.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, fucking yeah. And I was like, no, like
they just after your bank account, your money. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: They're getting good they disguised himself as my podcast producer
and changed the EMAO by like one degree, and I'm like,
did you emo me this link? He's like no, and
I'm like, what the fuck is going on? They're getting
don't click? No links, y'all, no links. I'm never gonna
d M you asking you for money. Maybe did pis?
Speaker 2: Maybe a G string not a G.
Speaker 3: You don't need a string, not a G. Not my style.
Speaker 2: I love you so much.
Speaker 3: I love you not mustday.
Speaker 2: Not must day.
Speaker 1: M m hm